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I have Jackson Josiah and Dennis like always Josiah tells what's coming up this episode. Yeah, so up next we will do
Your icebreaker question a gym. Oh, yeah, and then we'll get into three rounds and we're drafting
kitchen utensils today and
Then after that we'll get into hypotheticals. So I'm looking forward to that. It's gonna be a good one
Yeah, it's gonna be a good one. So it's gonna be a doozy. It's good to the icebreaker
If you had a late night talk show, who would be your very first guest? I
Can start this one. Yeah, let's hear it. I'm gonna go with the goat the black panther
the all-around greatest player of all time Michael Jordan, so I didn't know
Yes, you call the black panther. Yeah, oh
That was like a
Bozeman, yeah, I was gonna say I hit a few times right rip jazzy. Oh, yeah, so
He got mentioned last episode to chatter. Yeah, we should just mention him on every episode just in remembrance
Okay, so
Remember he's in our thought yeah Dennis what you got for us?
um, I have to go with
the President of the United States
Joe
Whoever it is at the time because it's just a big marketing
Yeah, I was gonna say they can get everyone to listen because it's the president of every new station
Which if it's the current president right now, would you do it? I just said the current he's not gonna be able to talk at all
Whoever the current president
I mean all the new sites are still covered good marketing tactic Dennis is right
Yeah, my man minds would probably be
Alone, oh, I mean post Malone is pretty good. He's a good singer, but I had to do Kevin Hart
Yeah, he's a funny guy Kevin Hart
Kevin money dude. He got mentioned last episode too. Yeah, you got some good pubid
Publish publicity there. Yeah, you got it and so he's very marketable
Yeah, and and funny to say so I think I have a conversation with him for hours. Yeah, anyways
No, oh AJ has has a chance. Well, it's gonna be Ryan Reynolds. Oh, yeah, you guys all know that
I love running let it be Matt Olson. Oh
No, that'd be a good one. Well, I don't know if it'd be a sports late-night show
So I'd probably a gym you should tell me what you got for Christmas. Oh, I got a Matt Olson signed replica helmet
Thank you, thank you mom dad
Shot up on that. I don't mom dad. That was really cool
I did not expect to see that there sitting under the tree, but uh, that's what we came wrong with awesome present
Oh, that's a Christmas a week early. Shout out. Well, yeah, we're gonna be gone. So big Christmas a week early
Yeah, so Dennis, why don't you tell us a little bit about this three-round draft of kitchen utensils?
Okay, so it's three-round draft it kind of leads into our hypotheticals, but how it's gonna work is
So it's gonna be once you use it you lose it so I draft something no one else can draft it, right?
you get three kitchen utensils and
So the goal is you're in a kitchen you get you got a fridge a stove a microwave like basic kitchen materials a
mixer some simple things to do stuff, right and you got to be able to
Cook a meal. Yeah cook a meal just just be functional in the kitchen and you only get three kitchen utensils
All right, so we're gonna go a draft and
See what we end up with maybe like electric they me electric. Okay
Okay, that's all right. I'm my sardine here with the kitchen utensils. Hang on
I'm pulling out my my mr. Vansical
Random wheel generator a name generator that spins around in a wheel so we can determine
Who has the first pick and who goes after that?
okay, okay, because
This is how things should be
All right ready how we should make law our first. Oh, yeah with just a spinning wheel. Yes or no
Yeah, spin the wheel. All right our first pick
And our first picker is gonna be oh, Joe sigh I
Now you may you using the wheel and you pick yourself that that seems great
Alright next up with the second overall pick it will be
Jackson yeah, there we go
Now who will get next AJ or Dennis with the third overall pick oh sorry
We know it on a snake. It's the wheel you can't go against the wheel
Yes, the wheel does not lie
So I have the first overall pick second is Jackson and
Then third is AJ and last but not least
Mr. Ukraine himself. That's there. All right
All right, so I'm gonna go with my first pick up today with kitchen utensils. I can go with a bowl
That's that's all is pretty functional. It can be used like for as a cup
It can be used to like hold many things
And I see I gotta go to bowl
Okay, I'm gonna make sure you understand like you've got like plates and bowls to serve food on your time
I like a big like mixing bowl. Oh you do. Yes. Oh, yeah
You're like you're just I'm talking about we're talking about like making the food
You've got bowls and plates to serve run you can snatch one of those and use it to make something
if you want to read your ass you got like
basic like you got like plates and
Like a bowl but like and like oven fridge, but you don't have like you don't got a fork
You don't got a cutting board. You don't have a no, well now I'm gonna do knife. What kind of knife
There's only we're just doing all nights. No, no, no, no you want a butter knife or do you want a steak knife?
A steak steak knife good pick Joe's going steak night. It's a good one
Good pick. All right. Thanks. I'm next. I'm gonna go with measuring cups that comes with the whole set. I'm assuming
No, yeah, we can give you a set cuz we got you didn't give me all the knives
No, because imagine
Plastic ring that you can turn about you just
You really want a little plastic ring that connects every single kitchen knife together. No, there's a ring that connects all the
Not all of them. Well, we got that one from Walmart. So what the heck guys?
So which are Joe should have on my I think the rules are getting bent when I pick
We've only done two picks so far. Well Packer fans are pretty touchy like that. So
You probably don't want to start this bow. Yeah. Yeah, we won't start that that's a later discussion
I'm gonna go with a cheese grater. Oh
Hey, you can just cut the cheese. No, well, if he doesn't have a knife, he can't
He could karate chop it. He could hide. Can we hire Jackie Chan?
He could
Know he might catch you he could mince my meat
So I'll tell you why because not only can you grate cheese on it you can great carrots you can great meat on it
Oh, you can ground your beef, you know, that's some great
Grounds your beef. That's not ground beef. That's just shredded beef. Yeah, that right. I mean, but it's like you could just buy ground beef already grounded
Yeah
I'm sticking with cheese grater. Whatever you say boss. Okay. Well, this is the pretty obvious pick. I'm going with the chef's knife
chef's knife
chefs
Knife, I just want to make it notable that we only have one option of knife left
That would be butter. No, you got a butter knife
Yeah, okay, Josiah
I
Cut I don't know what else I'm gonna go with the way our cups included. Yes. Yes, you have cups
You get a cup a bowl on a plate
That's it. Okay. Okay, which
Okay, this is gonna be I gotta go with a pot then a pot. Okay. I like it. What kind of matter. No, you're not doing
What kind of pot if Jackson gets all the cups and measuring things
I think I'm gonna all the pot. I just give the measuring cups. I don't get the teaspoon or tablespoons. No, stop it
That's still up in the air
What tables move you'll stay there
All right, so I'm gonna go with my next up
I'm gonna go with a butter knife because I'm just thinking if I'm making something
I'm probably have to cut something at some point and I can't come anything of a measuring
Unless you let me hire Jackie Chan. That's a multiple
I don't get what Jackie Chan is doing. He can karate chop it
Slight to my hair
All right enough of those noises from AJ remove on to AJ
Or to me now. Yeah, well, I'm gonna go with the cleaver
What time what is that a book or knife?
We didn't think of the I guess AJ is safe with the night. Yeah, I'm talking about you know
I'm sure I would not have taken the butter knife
Well, you did take the butter knife my knife is a little bit bigger. Okay, um
That's a big flex AJ, uh, it's my turn right I
Am going to go with
I'm gonna go with
Ju
A frying pan frying pan. Yeah, okay. What kind of frying pan a frying pan stainless steel
Yes, it's a mistake. I do pans. No, you did pot. I did pot. Yeah, you did pot
That was good. I
Gotta go with
This is tricky
So, yeah, we get all the things that like we have an oven
Yeah, you got everything to cook except for the tools gotcha. You got a kitchen, but the drawers are empty
Yeah, there you go. That's a good one like you just moved. All right, I'm gonna say
I'm gonna go with the cutting board probably why you didn't cut the counter. Okay, that was a dumb thing, right?
We're great. We're ready to keep my counter not scratched up and dinged up
I mean, he's got everything you need. We're ready Joe size draft that a solid
No, mine is the best so far. I had the two things I need so
Stake knife and a pot. Yeah, that's all you need. I
Want you to go upstairs right now and cook me a dinner with a steak knife
pot
All you do is cut up some potatoes
Bam, that's not a dinner
Is it mashed potatoes? Yeah, you're gonna match them with your hands. Yeah, you can mash with your hands called
Slamming your hand on the table
Just punch it. I'm yeah, that's why you just get a chance. That's how you get. Yeah, that's why you need Jake and
Okay, you know what jack and it's Jackson's gonna go next Jackson's gonna go next year. All right, um, I think I'm gonna have to go with
Oh
I have a knife. I have my precision tools
the only thing left that I need is
Probably a whisker a way
No, not that like a whisk a whisk here a whisk a whisk you want an electric whisk. Oh
That would be good, but maybe a handheld one. Okay, you want a handheld what he's gonna go with the handheld whisk
Can that come with spoons? No a
Whisk with spoon
Maybe a maybe a whisk on one side on this one. Yes a reversible one. Yeah
Did you ever did you ever ever have any of those RC cars that like would flip over out of spoon others?
No, the RC cars are like flip over and still keep going
You know kind of thing where it's like the wheels were like I'm too big on both sides of just
We are seeing I've never had one of those believe it. I don't remember ever having
One of those on your own here. All right. That was that just brought our agent is gonna go now my third and final pick
I'm going with the crock pot
That's good
Yeah, you can make so all kinds of stuff in the crock pot
You can get a woman with that one
Okay
What hey come check out my crock pot
Yeah, me anyway, you draft now Dennis my final pick
This may be a little controversial, but we can all agree that after this pick is made we move on to the next segment
Yeah, okay. Well, yeah, we gotta see what yeah, hold on. I will be taking the
The Gordon Ramsay complete kitchen hundred forty four set kitchen set
What I said again, that's not a good idea to paint a knife. It has everything man
No, it's already with my final pick. I'm gonna offer something that none of you can offer
Okay, love a turkey baster
Oh what what oh?
Turkey baster. Oh, oh, it's the it's the thing that you shove inside the turkey and you stuff the turkey
Yeah, yeah, I'm you all gonna make Thanksgiving dinner without a turkey base. That's once a year
I'll just have my mom make the turkey. Oh, I didn't know moms were eligible for the draft
Anyway
We're gonna get on to the hypothetical
Discussion which will be our main topic for this episode. Yeah, and here we have the infamous hot chili
Oh, yeah, or thing. It's third consecutive return third constrict. Wow. It's good. It's good
How is it's gonna work are we just gonna oh?
So I have a little we're doing the name like a wheel. Yeah, that's your guys. I was going first the wheel of lies
Oh wait, so are we all answering the question? I just one of us. I think everyone's not everyone is we're just thinking thing yeah, you could get the
We're having overall discussion. You know wheel to see who can pick a name. Yeah. Yeah
Okay, Joey so our first person is oh
You almost do is Jackson our next person it is Jackson. Yeah, our next person is
AJ all right, I hope we start off last
And then our next person will be general
That's gonna be Dennis and it's Dennis so I'm last then
There we go. All right, so I'm picking one first here. Yeah, it goes you
AJ Dennis and then me. All right. Here we go. I'm pulling this guy out
Let's see what you got we got okay here is the hypothetical
Situation prompt that we have to escape from here we go
Someone is holding a knife. He's running after you the only two things you have are an orange and a watermelon
You have to use one
Which one are you using you have to use one? Oh orange? I'm using the orange
Wait, do I answer are we all answering?
Well, okay, first of all, I think we should try to decide who wrote this I guess Josiah. Okay
I'm gonna say so someone's holding a knife running after me assuming they're trying to kill me
Yes, I think I'm just gonna drop the fruit and run phallus
You can't oh, I have to use one of these. I'm definitely using the watermelon dude
I'm worth the orange shoots in its eye. I'm not doing that. That's gonna hurt. I'm done
I'm throwing the orange like a baseball. I'm hitting him in the face
He drops the knife out of shock and that he just got hit in the face with an orange
And I tackle him and beat his butt up
Okay, I mean that's my plan. He's obviously, but what if he doesn't drop the knife?
What if he's a very strong well knife hold me throwing the orange atom with my accuracy will cause him to?
Slowly what is it?
Slowly like pause for a second and like regain his run at me which him being caught off guard
I will tackle him drops knife
Then I think we should go to the next question probably squirt. You didn't answer. I'm just running
No, you got to use you got to use come on. I'll throw an orange. I'll chuck an orange behind my back and I'm right
I'm gonna outrun it you're checking an orange. Yeah, Dennis would probably outrun them anyway, so I still throw the watermelon
I mean that thing could knock him out. I can throw a water on maybe two feet
Yeah problems. I can't look in a water. We're talking like the little one. No, no, no, no like an actual water. No, I mean
There's still real water falling. It's all right. Draw one. Oh, it's me. Yeah. Oh, no, my alright
Our next hypothetical from the hot chili pepper the infamous hot chili pepper cup
long a
Dragon takes you to its lair. Where is your sword? Oh, you dropped it will be taken away
The only person with two is injured T. There's a lot of rocks. What do you do?
It's Jackson wrote this one. Yeah, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. So what a dragon's after me and no dragon
You're in a dragon's lair. Oh, I'm just gonna hop in wait spaghetti and just get out of it
What color's your bug? I I don't know that was in the requirements
Why'd you add there's a lot of rocks?
Explaining your surroundings in case you wanted to use the rocks to your advantage a dragon takes you to its lair
Where is your sword? Oh, you dropped it while being taken away. The only person with you is Andrew Tate
There's a lot of rocks. What do you do?
Rocks can act as like a ranged projectile you can totally use the dragon my friend because he took me to oh
Are you saying no, I mean it kidnapped you it kidnapped you
Why Andrew Tate?
Because he was kidnapped
He kidnapped the dragon and like is it the other rocks able to be used is that why you put them in there?
Yeah, oh because he just puts there's a lot of rocks
I should have put there's a lot of rocks use at your own discretion. Thank you. Okay. That makes more sense. What are me and mr. Tate doing?
Yeah, so can me and Andrew Tate do anything?
like
What do you mean do anything? Well, I mean like what can Andrew Tate do?
Whatever Andrew Tate does you got to figure that out Andrew Tate. What are you gonna do me and Andrew Tate?
Well, I'm gonna try to win in Bugatti. I don't know if he has a Bugatti if he got taken to a dragon slave
That's fair me and Andrew Tate are gonna we're gonna
throw the rocks at the dragon and then
We're gonna give it a concussion so it's vision is blurry and then we're gonna run because they can't see us anymore
I mean that might work. How are you gonna be able to outrun the dragon if he's?
Flying he's he has a concussion. He can't see yeah
That's what I'm doing. That's what me and Andrew are doing. I think this is not a very realistic scenario
This is like I'm gonna go ahead
And oh this is nice. That's probably mine
Um
They're picking new one this one's oh boy. This is Jackson and a half and a half you're in an elevator
And it stops you with two women a child and a dog and an old man
You have a backpack with with only a water bottle a lighter and some alt oids
And your phone is dead. What do you do? Wait? I go first. Here's what I'm gonna do
I'm an awful old man and all toyed. I'm a friend and all day. Yeah, okay. There you go
And I'm gonna offer them some water
Probably not gonna do much with the lighter believe it not actually
I'm gonna call the emergency button on the elevator if that doesn't work
I'm gonna light the lighter and put it near the detector so that the fire alarm goes off
So the fire system gets alerted so they come fix the elevator
Okay, that's my best. It's like is it an elevator that has like windows to outside or is it like a glass elevator?
something else, it's just like a
Inside elevator
I'm going to there's a child in there. Yep. Okay sacrificing. I'm gonna give the I'm gonna give the child the water
Okay, the lighter
Wait, so I'm gonna give the child the water and I'm either gonna
I'm just gonna use the lighter. I'm gonna I'm gonna put the alt oids in
The crack of the door and then I'm gonna light the month fire our alt oids flammable. Yeah, what will that do?
It'll melt the door down. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I think I think what I would do here is I would so I would
Get me and I'd get the child and I get the child to go like on my shoulders and like
Start punching the roof
Hopefully he can you know, he'll put up a good you can put up a good fight until his until his knuckles break then I will
If the old man has a cane, I'll use his cane and start keep beating the roof once the roof
Is no cane you didn't specify that there's a one if there's like a track, but you just open the tree
Okay, okay. Yeah, let's say there's an emergency exit on the top of the elevator
I'm up through that I'd help everyone up to the top of the elevator
I'd use the lighter burn the cords and then the elevator falls and we've come
You can use you can use the two or everyone just hanging on the ledge in the elevator you can use the chest and you are not burning
The steel or whatever cords with your little lighter. Oh, I guess that's you
You can use the tool ladies and the child as your human ladder. Yes, or just wait for the fire department
The old man isn't needed just but I mean yeah, just wait for what if you have a big business meeting to get to I think your boss
They might have a watch what if your wife's having a baby two floors down?
Is she in the elevator if she's two floors down then you're gonna play for the fire department to get to you
Yeah
That's yeah, it's kind of move. All right next up. Yeah, let's see what we got. Let's see what we got here
Oh, that's one of my I like this
All right, do you think you could land a plane in an emergency situation?
No, okay, I'll talk first cuz I'm talking first
That's not like I have this flight simulator
Landing a plane is not just like a piece of you can't just like press the button the throttle down and we're talking land safely
Yeah, it's
difficult
Oh, what kind of plane are we in are we in like a set commercial or oh no, none of you are landing that plane
How about that? Where's the first I read an article about this? It's not rocket science. Where's the first officer?
I mean technically they got a hard well, it's not rocket science to control it
I read an article about this. It's it's not that it's just not that hard. It's not as hard as it
Hey, I hope you're putting this situation
Yeah, me too because it'll land the plane because you know why it's not rocket science
I have it is air control in my ears
And they know what to do they know what to do you say hey, how do I land this plane?
They're gonna walk you through it step when you're 30,000 feet in the air and you got two dead people next to you or passed out
Whatever they are being shocked you'd be up on an airplane a air traffic control. Yeah, just like turn this button and just yeah
Because how else are they gonna land the plane if you're not gonna do who's gonna do it you're gonna die no one's gonna do it
No, you're gonna do it
No, it's not rocket science. It is though
It's not it's rocket science is building the plane not flying it
Amen, I think I could land a plane in an emergency situation 100% I could I think I could land it in the fact that like
It would be on the ground you crash
Yeah, but it would be on the ground and crash to like that. I'd say like my landing gear would probably be shot going
full-fledged runway 100% perfection survival rate 100% percent
I'm gonna say mine's probably been
two
Two percent maybe that one guy live jumping
Yeah, I say I'm vending for myself use the parachutes and get out of there
Okay, okay, but if you've never Scott like if you've never you know, you don't understand if you do it wrong your arms will get
Thrown on a socket I read a book about a jam is articles and his blogs and his book. I wrote a book
Alright, I'm right. I'm right. I'm right. I'm right a book about a green Richardson. I read a book about a marine
Who's skydive rock all his limbs got ripped out of socket
So like you don't know what you're doing you're gonna die
Okay, you don't have land the plane if you don't have ATC in your ear. Are you guys lying in the plane? Yeah, you know what?
annual or something
Speaking I'm
Yeah, I think I'm not boxes see a glove box. Let's turn to the hot chili bowl. All right, what would
This is God. What would you do if you found a bag of?
$50,000 on the street, but you have to spend it within one hour
Well, first of all depends on what street I'm finding it on and how far the closest shopping complex is
From the street I found it on but let's say I found it relatively close to the mall
I think the anonymous author just wants to know where you know what you buy. Yeah, I
Okay, oh you have to buy it, but you have to spend it all
I'm probably gonna buy a gaming console
Jackson that's not even like $500
You didn't let me finish that was one thing
I'll just get started. I'll probably buy a gaming console with some nice games and controllers just you know for me and my
You buy the for an a battle pass. Maybe five time and then I think I'd also buy like
Some gifts for some people so I'd probably like ask everyone what they want. How much money?
I'm gonna give probably about a thousand each
How many people do you have any each? I've got about 40 people to spend so you're down
$4,000 or 40,000 five hundred dollars
Yeah, so now I've got about
9,500 left to spend wait
I'm probably thousand and we're at how many now we just only find a thousand dollars each on 40 people so yeah
So I think I'm also gonna spend
That 9,500 I'm probably gonna buy some some nice jerseys from shields
and
Then I'll probably you know a hundred jerseys wait. Are we ought to like give any to charity? No, okay?
No
No, I'm better you gotta spend it. I might buy like a
Maybe I buy some I you know what I'd use the rest of the money to buy Bibles and I'd give them to the people in need well
All right, it's not we'll say
I'll battle the Christianity is a okay. I'm buying a 1992 Bayliner 3 32 88 motor
1998 why don't you do
Because you're not gonna get a twenty-twenty you're not gonna get a twenty thousand boss the grand yeah, that was the cheapest one
Yeah, I'm getting a motor yacht for fifty thousand bucks. I'm gonna
I'm gonna use my own money to keep it in a marina in Florida and I'm gonna go down like twice a year
Yeah, I like it. I
Like you know, all right. Yeah, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna invest it in stocks
And then once the hour is up
It's my money now so I can just sell them figure out what I actually want to do with it
There you go wait what that was part of the thing you could keep the money
No, you have to spend it. He's spent it on stocks, but I don't like that. That's kind of saving and it's not saving
AJ's investing in a yacht Jackson's investing. He's not investing in a yacht. He's buying
I'm investing in that's an investment an investment a yacht could probably that's an a yacht is probably an appreciating answer
I probably think about it, but when you want to like you can start being a tour guide and sell out
Oh rides, right? Yeah, that's an asset. There you go Dennis. You gotta come up with a second one. No Joe
You know Joe, let's hear yours. Okay
Well, I was thinking kind of college
I'm probably put towards college. There's no putting it towards. I'm buying for college
No, that's the same thing as like investing. No, but I'm more special. So you have to actually pick
You just I'm actually more special than you are
Okay, I'll come up with a new one. Here's armor do I'm gonna purchase a new vehicle
That's that's my
That's probably gonna run me around like
15
15 it's already get a Tesla model. I'll probably spend max 20 on a vehicle that I'm gonna get a used bike for about like
Seven what to get to the kitty ran you hit me with your car
No, like a bike for me
Good bike like a motorcycle. Oh, yeah, like a motorcycle specifically a calisthenic in job. Yeah, and then I'm gonna
Then I'll probably just
Okay, something to Jackson's you bought a lot of gifts for other people. Yeah, you just get them. Yeah, and then I'll probably buy
I'm gonna buy a
I'm gonna buy another car
So what do you can't drive two cars at once? What's the point of having two cars?
I'm like what car do I want to drive today? You know type of thing, but then you just buy a lawnmower. I'm gonna buy
Yeah, there you go. All right. That's a good one. You're lawnmower. I'm just gonna deck out a lawn trailer enclosed
And I told one nice
Go your turn. All right, so back at me. I was gonna say Wisconsin better season tickets
So that's like 2000 right there. Okay, and then yeah, and then if I
How much are Dennis how much are like?
Like club season ticket that a pack it club. Yeah
You're spending like
2000 a game over eight games
You're spending a minimum of ten thousand. I guess I don't think I think it's like ten thousand
But you only have one hour to spend this Joe. Yeah, I can spend in that. No, you're gonna be on that list for a hundred years
Oh, that's true. You're not getting those tickets in
Well, then I'd probably
Yeah, I'd probably put it towards a car I'd probably buy a car for about
30,000 what kind of car Tesla? Oh
I can want one of those things are cool
and then I
I'm
Get a new mattress
Okay, I'm hand in here. Yeah, shout out for no no no listen to me
Sleep number
That's Dak Prescott's bed. Yeah, sleep numbers way better anyways
I mean they don't I don't need a handcrafted Ben anyways. All right. We're gonna move on to the next question
Yeah
Oh, this one's a little bit different
Yeah, I was just kind of spewing from my mouth here
What what would you do if you found a bag of crusty starfish so you ate them because you're hungry
But now you're on the run from ever Palpatine
Rusty starfish like
Well, first of all, can you really run from Emperor Palpatine? Yeah, he's old and slow and if you watch I'm so nice you can't run from a machine
He's just gonna send us army after you too. We clearly can what are you gonna do if you're on the run from
Are you a are you a Jedi in this? No, no
We can clearly see like his
Lightning can go far because in the last episode of Star Wars his lightning like got to the sky somehow
Yeah, that was actually pretty insane. Yeah, that I'm gonna do all right
What the heck I am going to
I'm gonna go find Yoda. Is he still alive? Yeah, probably go find Yoda. I'm gonna offer him
Some starfish starfish
But he said but edges said you eat them
This isn't really a hypothetical because he goes no, I go following before no
It goes what would you do if you found a bag full of crusty starfish?
So you ate them so your starfish are gone because you were hungry
But now you're on the run from Emperor Palpatine. Okay, so I'm on the run from Emperor Palpatine
That's pretty much what the question so basically you're on the run from the build up to get you there
You're on the run from Emperor Palpatine. Yeah. Oh, so what I do
Well, that's kind of hard to do. I'd probably be some Jedi master then you're not you're not a Jedi. Oh
So I'm basically just gonna die. Yeah
You gotta find a way to not die
But in the man, so it's just how long last one to died Emperor Palpatine loses
Wins probably. Here's what I'm gonna. Oh, I mean yeah wins
I'm going to
I'm gonna outlast him because he's old probably has arthritis and
Well, he might just get all time if you got right in his fingers
What if that's an ex Disney plot Emperor Palpatine has arthritis fingers?
You know doesn't work so like
His hands just start cramping when he uses lightning. Yeah, that'd be
Stiffen
Alright, so I'm just gonna outlast him. I'm gonna keep running and outlast it. Yeah, I think that I think that works
Am I uppers done us up next? I
Think you're up. This is probably the last one. I'm guessing that probably last yeah
Hot chili. Oh, we got Dennis
Hot chili. Oh with the hot chili God's bring you
Sorry, I'm gonna pick a new one because I don't like this one. Wow
Last one. Yeah, that's the last one. Oh
We're gonna use the old one what would you do if you were the king of El Salvador for a day
What the oh El Salvador El Salvador for a day, okay?
maybe like
Maybe I'd like you know like do some real
harm to my community
harm
Do some real good to my yeah, I thought he's gonna and then he goes harm what harm
Dictatorships always cool. Here's what I would do
I would just like enjoy the life of a keen like I'd be like every like three minutes my little buzzer
Give me an ice cream sandwich, please
Yeah, it's true. I just enjoy life
of El
Salad I might open a couple homeless shelters and
Wow, yeah, I do a little bit. Yeah, I might help out a little bit some harm Jackson
Answer yeah, no, I was just thinking like the first thing came to my mind was being like a dictator
But being a dictator it doesn't always work out so well in the end, you know, yeah
I mean look at Hitler. It doesn't ever work that well in the end. Remember Osama bin Osama bin. Yeah
He was a terrorist
It doesn't work out well
Listen to me people
We are camp Randall part
Stadium I would make those people go away from soccer and it's football football. No, no, no
You change it from football to football ball. Oh
I'm not a football guy. Yeah, I'm more football guy
No, I enjoy some football. No, you're not that is the worst
What is the most popular sport in the entire world? I don't know how you watch it so because it's so like
It's so boring to walk like play too. Did you know that the actual game play of the NFL's like
I can't touch it on one without getting like a card or whatever the heck it is
That fell like six minutes of actual play soccer. You're playing for this solid this time. They give you extra minutes
You don't see that in the NFL. Yeah, you miss something they give you more. They're not like injury time out
When we're gonna get back to watch the soccer game
Like two days ago probably I watched one yesterday morning on my way driving to see you guys
I went outside for some Mexican couple weeks ago. So soccer game there. That's pretty fun in Mexico
No went out for some I watched the Manchester City game on my way to see you guys yesterday. So
And that's gonna wrap it up for this episode while you're driving. Yeah
Listening to the game so that's it for this episode. We thank you guys so much for tuning in and listening to this point
And yeah, we'll see you guys next episode for our Christmas episode next week is the Christmas episode
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