WEBVTT 00:00:00.110 --> 00:00:02.810 Hey everybody, welcome to Jon D Podcast. I'm 00:00:02.810 --> 00:00:04.650 your host, Jon D Miller. Welcome to episode 00:00:04.650 --> 00:00:08.949 number 72, everybody. Number 72. Numero 72. In 00:00:08.949 --> 00:00:11.210 the old Espanol language, that's right. Mm -hmm. 00:00:11.390 --> 00:00:17.850 1 ,509. Going on 1 ,510 days now as I begin to 00:00:17.850 --> 00:00:22.550 record this of no booze. No booze, yes. No booze. 00:00:22.609 --> 00:00:24.410 How are yees, how are yees, how are y 'alls? 00:00:24.629 --> 00:00:27.149 Where have I been? Where have I been? Where have 00:00:27.149 --> 00:00:31.449 you been? Is what I want to know. Huh? You haven't 00:00:31.449 --> 00:00:33.869 checked it on me. Although I had a lot of listens, 00:00:33.990 --> 00:00:37.609 lady. I know. Last episode, not since December. 00:00:37.770 --> 00:00:41.229 And I want to apologize to you for that. I've 00:00:41.229 --> 00:00:43.829 been working on everybody else's podcast but 00:00:43.829 --> 00:00:47.409 my own. No, that's not totally true. But I have. 00:00:47.590 --> 00:00:51.590 I've been working on podcasts, just not on this 00:00:51.590 --> 00:00:53.950 one. But you know what? All I got to say is be 00:00:53.950 --> 00:00:57.670 careful of a billionaire, whatever his position 00:00:57.670 --> 00:01:01.549 might be in life. But anybody who has a lot of 00:01:01.549 --> 00:01:04.790 anything they could ever possibly need, be weary 00:01:04.790 --> 00:01:07.650 of them telling you, oh, you're going to feel 00:01:07.650 --> 00:01:13.109 some pain, endure some things. Because that's 00:01:13.109 --> 00:01:17.430 a crock of shit. Okay? So, yeah, I'm just going 00:01:17.430 --> 00:01:21.049 to say that now. God, it's been since December. 00:01:21.090 --> 00:01:23.709 We had Christmas. I passed, let's see, I turned 00:01:23.709 --> 00:01:28.730 51 in January. I passed four years of no booze. 00:01:29.719 --> 00:01:33.680 That wasn't very fun. No, it's been all right. 00:01:33.760 --> 00:01:36.980 Thank you to people, anybody and everybody who 00:01:36.980 --> 00:01:39.760 might have wished me well on it. I appreciate 00:01:39.760 --> 00:01:44.359 that. That was super cool. And also to my buddy 00:01:44.359 --> 00:01:47.480 Josh, who wrote an email back a while ago into 00:01:47.480 --> 00:01:49.420 the show here. I don't remember what episode 00:01:49.420 --> 00:01:52.019 it was, but hey, man, thanks for checking in 00:01:52.019 --> 00:01:54.040 on me and making sure I didn't, as you put it. 00:01:54.439 --> 00:01:56.640 fall off the wagon, which I think I might've 00:01:56.640 --> 00:01:58.280 written a new bit about that. I don't know. I 00:01:58.280 --> 00:02:01.140 think other comics have written jokes about the 00:02:01.140 --> 00:02:03.379 wagon and the, what they call, you know, when, 00:02:03.439 --> 00:02:05.540 when people are not drinking anymore and they 00:02:05.540 --> 00:02:07.379 start drinking again, they fall off the wagon. 00:02:07.439 --> 00:02:10.199 And I don't know. My thought was I never, I never, 00:02:10.240 --> 00:02:12.180 I've never fallen off the wagon. I think if anything, 00:02:12.319 --> 00:02:14.800 when I was drunk, I might've gotten wheeled home 00:02:14.800 --> 00:02:17.919 in a wagon, you know, that might've happened 00:02:17.919 --> 00:02:20.219 at some point or that somebody loaded me into 00:02:20.219 --> 00:02:22.250 one and just roll me down the hill. I don't know 00:02:22.250 --> 00:02:24.349 what hill that would be, but I've lived at the 00:02:24.349 --> 00:02:26.150 bottom of some hills in my life. So, you know, 00:02:26.150 --> 00:02:28.090 maybe some of my friends are like, just put him 00:02:28.090 --> 00:02:30.569 in. I wouldn't deal with it. Let his woman deal 00:02:30.569 --> 00:02:32.050 with it. You know, we don't want to get in trouble. 00:02:32.729 --> 00:02:34.590 Yeah, but it was, I don't know, crazy winter. 00:02:34.710 --> 00:02:38.610 I mean, Canada, I love you. I really do. The 00:02:38.610 --> 00:02:41.110 true north, strong and free. May you always remain 00:02:41.110 --> 00:02:44.370 that way. But man, that cold, I don't know what 00:02:44.370 --> 00:02:46.430 it, I'm not trying to start some conspiracy theory. 00:02:46.509 --> 00:02:47.949 People go, oh, they're sending the cold weather 00:02:47.949 --> 00:02:51.370 down here to punish us. Don't, don't even. You 00:02:51.370 --> 00:02:54.169 know how people are. No, it was just cold Arctic 00:02:54.169 --> 00:02:56.449 domes or whatever they call them. The thing is, 00:02:56.490 --> 00:02:58.990 my son even got it. Like we were sitting there 00:02:58.990 --> 00:03:01.590 one night and we'd come in from being outside 00:03:01.590 --> 00:03:05.229 and like out like grocery shopping. Not a grocery 00:03:05.229 --> 00:03:06.750 shop, but we were out doing something and we 00:03:06.750 --> 00:03:08.349 came back into the house and he was like, oh, 00:03:08.430 --> 00:03:10.849 I can't even imagine how cold it is in Canada. 00:03:11.189 --> 00:03:17.819 Yeah, exactly. If it's, you know. 18 degrees 00:03:17.819 --> 00:03:21.139 here in the middle of the mid -Atlantic coast. 00:03:21.900 --> 00:03:25.860 What is it in Canada? That's what I'm saying. 00:03:25.960 --> 00:03:28.919 You people are strong up there, man. Every time 00:03:28.919 --> 00:03:30.340 I've been up there, like I told, when I used 00:03:30.340 --> 00:03:32.740 to do comedy, I told some of the bookers and 00:03:32.740 --> 00:03:35.020 people I worked with, I'm not going back up there 00:03:35.020 --> 00:03:40.319 in November through March. You can just take 00:03:40.319 --> 00:03:42.699 me off the schedule and put me on something that's 00:03:42.699 --> 00:03:47.360 in between. April and October, I guess. Maybe 00:03:47.360 --> 00:03:50.039 September would be preferable. I don't know. 00:03:50.699 --> 00:03:52.900 Canadians, I love your hockey. I love you as 00:03:52.900 --> 00:03:56.819 a people. You're awesome. But please, your cold 00:03:56.819 --> 00:03:59.599 air. Come on. I mean, it was crazy. We had snow 00:03:59.599 --> 00:04:04.219 on an Alabama beach in the Gulf of Mexico. That 00:04:04.219 --> 00:04:09.300 is just absolutely insane. People go, oh, it's 00:04:09.300 --> 00:04:11.259 a once -in -a -lifetime occurrence. Well, a lifetime 00:04:11.259 --> 00:04:14.439 is what? 80? Let's say 80 years. Find me something 00:04:14.439 --> 00:04:16.899 80 years ago where it snowed on Alabama Beach. 00:04:17.040 --> 00:04:19.399 I'm not saying it didn't. I'm not going to waste 00:04:19.399 --> 00:04:21.259 my time looking it up because I don't think it's 00:04:21.259 --> 00:04:23.740 ever happened. That's my point. And, you know, 00:04:23.839 --> 00:04:26.019 I know I made some statements here a second ago. 00:04:26.199 --> 00:04:27.699 And people go, oh, I thought you'd really talk 00:04:27.699 --> 00:04:29.620 about, like, politics or anything like that on 00:04:29.620 --> 00:04:32.439 the show. Well, you know what? Some people lately 00:04:32.439 --> 00:04:35.160 seem to be saying one thing and doing another. 00:04:35.300 --> 00:04:37.379 So, you know, maybe I'm just following suit. 00:04:37.579 --> 00:04:41.500 Am I right? I am. Don't argue with me. So, anyways, 00:04:41.680 --> 00:04:45.000 let's talk about hockey, huh? Alex Ovechkin, 00:04:45.120 --> 00:04:49.899 895 goals, all -time leading goal scorer in NHL 00:04:49.899 --> 00:04:52.079 history. Now, I saw Ovi's first two goals ever. 00:04:52.319 --> 00:04:54.459 I remember watching him play. I'd seen some video 00:04:54.459 --> 00:04:56.620 and everything like that, but I'm watching him 00:04:56.620 --> 00:04:59.319 play in person. I was like, man, this kid is 00:04:59.319 --> 00:05:01.779 going to do some stuff. And, you know, at the 00:05:01.779 --> 00:05:03.459 time, I thought he would have won maybe a few 00:05:03.459 --> 00:05:05.560 more cups, but that's not just on him. You know, 00:05:05.639 --> 00:05:07.899 it's a team sport. You got to have a good team 00:05:07.899 --> 00:05:10.199 around you. Ovi didn't have a very good one for 00:05:10.199 --> 00:05:12.699 the first couple of years. And I went to the 00:05:12.699 --> 00:05:15.360 first playoff game that the Caps had been in 00:05:15.360 --> 00:05:18.360 in like seven years. And Ovi scored his first 00:05:18.360 --> 00:05:20.360 ever playoff goal. I think it was Marty Baran. 00:05:20.480 --> 00:05:23.699 The Caps had been down 4 -2. And they came back 00:05:23.699 --> 00:05:26.439 and won at 5 -4. They ended up losing the series, 00:05:26.540 --> 00:05:30.199 actually, which kind of baited just a bit. But 00:05:30.199 --> 00:05:31.939 I remember that first game against Columbus. 00:05:32.180 --> 00:05:34.860 And I was like, man, this kid. I mean, you just 00:05:34.860 --> 00:05:38.889 couldn't. His shot was just so. You can just 00:05:38.889 --> 00:05:40.629 see it. You can just see the skill. You see the 00:05:40.629 --> 00:05:43.269 power. So anyways, congratulations to him. And 00:05:43.269 --> 00:05:46.129 I'm really happy for him. And I'm glad that he 00:05:46.129 --> 00:05:49.149 got the record. Now the team can get back to 00:05:49.149 --> 00:05:52.930 playing team hockey instead of always, you know, 00:05:52.949 --> 00:05:55.209 force feeding Ovi the puck. It sucks because 00:05:55.209 --> 00:05:57.389 Ovi should be, he should have broken the record 00:05:57.389 --> 00:05:59.050 and he should be on his way to a thousand. He 00:05:59.050 --> 00:06:01.129 should be at a thousand. His first season, he, 00:06:01.189 --> 00:06:03.269 after he got drafted, there was no NHL season. 00:06:03.910 --> 00:06:08.029 He, uh, lockouts, uh, COVID. You know, all that 00:06:08.029 --> 00:06:10.470 stuff added up to, I don't know. I don't know 00:06:10.470 --> 00:06:11.870 how many, especially when he was young and he 00:06:11.870 --> 00:06:14.970 was popping in 63 goals in a season or around 00:06:14.970 --> 00:06:16.769 that. I mean, he could have had another 50 and 00:06:16.769 --> 00:06:19.910 then another 50. Come on. He should be over 1 00:06:19.910 --> 00:06:23.350 ,000 for his career. And he got shorted. And 00:06:23.350 --> 00:06:25.629 I don't want to be a conspiracy theorist, but 00:06:25.629 --> 00:06:28.709 supposedly. I'm just kidding. I don't think that 00:06:28.709 --> 00:06:30.250 ever happened. I love you, Canadians. You're 00:06:30.250 --> 00:06:33.420 awesome. Ilya Sorokin. I was telling. My kid 00:06:33.420 --> 00:06:35.379 and a friend of mine, I was like, man, whoever 00:06:35.379 --> 00:06:37.879 gets to be the goalie, right? Like, nobody really 00:06:37.879 --> 00:06:41.399 remembers Garth Snow, who was the goalie when 00:06:41.399 --> 00:06:43.759 Gretzky broke the record. He ended up scoring 00:06:43.759 --> 00:06:45.759 like 70 -something more goals afterwards. But 00:06:45.759 --> 00:06:47.860 people don't remember Garth Snow. I mean, people 00:06:47.860 --> 00:06:49.600 might who've watched hockey for a long time. 00:06:49.680 --> 00:06:52.180 They will remember Garth Snow. Like, you say, 00:06:52.259 --> 00:06:53.699 hey, Garth Snow, and they're like, yeah, he played 00:06:53.699 --> 00:06:55.519 for, like, what, the Islanders, the Canucks, 00:06:55.560 --> 00:06:57.040 and blah, blah, blah, right? That's what I would 00:06:57.040 --> 00:06:58.519 have said. There was another team in there, I 00:06:58.519 --> 00:07:00.480 believe. But it doesn't matter. My point is, 00:07:00.519 --> 00:07:04.379 yeah, I know who Garth Snow was. Now, if you 00:07:04.379 --> 00:07:07.480 had said to me, Garth Snow, was he the goalie 00:07:07.480 --> 00:07:10.540 that Gretzky scored on to break the record for 00:07:10.540 --> 00:07:12.899 most goals in a season? I would have said, I 00:07:12.899 --> 00:07:14.860 have no idea, dude. Why are you asking me this? 00:07:15.019 --> 00:07:16.699 You want to look it up? That's Google. You have 00:07:16.699 --> 00:07:18.459 a phone. Look it up. Okay, cool. That's what 00:07:18.459 --> 00:07:20.220 I would have said. So, you know, that's what 00:07:20.220 --> 00:07:22.889 I mean. I don't know. People for a while will 00:07:22.889 --> 00:07:25.569 go, oh, Ilya Sorokin. Which I thought was funny. 00:07:25.850 --> 00:07:30.209 Budweiser made up some beers with cans on them, 00:07:30.230 --> 00:07:32.930 and they say zero of 895, and they gave it to 00:07:32.930 --> 00:07:35.490 goalies who have ever played against Ovi and 00:07:35.490 --> 00:07:38.889 not surrendered a goal. But some of them were 00:07:38.889 --> 00:07:41.009 stupid. It was like, what was that, Dobesh kid 00:07:41.009 --> 00:07:45.750 from Montreal, and he's faced five shots or three. 00:07:46.089 --> 00:07:48.860 Don't get me wrong. A lot of goalies have literally 00:07:48.860 --> 00:07:52.220 first -time shot, first -time goal. Ovi scores. 00:07:53.100 --> 00:07:55.100 Don't get me wrong. Stopping any shot of his, 00:07:55.199 --> 00:07:58.040 it's a feat. I give him credit. So congrats to 00:07:58.040 --> 00:08:00.480 Ovi. I'm very proud of him. I'm very proud to 00:08:00.480 --> 00:08:02.420 say I'm rooting for him. And some people are 00:08:02.420 --> 00:08:04.560 saying, oh, he's Russian. He's terrible. Don't 00:08:04.560 --> 00:08:06.779 bring that stupid war bullshit into it. And I 00:08:06.779 --> 00:08:09.300 say stupid war as in the war is stupid. Putin 00:08:09.300 --> 00:08:11.879 is stupid. That's what I'm saying. He was here 00:08:11.879 --> 00:08:15.079 long before that ever happened. And I don't think 00:08:15.079 --> 00:08:18.060 he supports it. They quit showing old pictures 00:08:18.060 --> 00:08:23.319 of him and Putin from years ago. Oh, Putin congratulates 00:08:23.319 --> 00:08:25.860 Ovi. And people go, oh, I see. He's not even 00:08:25.860 --> 00:08:28.699 in Russia. He's still here in the United States. 00:08:28.759 --> 00:08:31.500 He's still playing hockey. Come on. Be smart, 00:08:31.600 --> 00:08:34.080 Americans. And wherever you are. So, anyways, 00:08:34.159 --> 00:08:37.740 congratulations to Ovi. I've been on streaming, 00:08:38.059 --> 00:08:40.580 whatever, Hulu and all that shit. Which, of course, 00:08:40.659 --> 00:08:42.240 they're getting more and more expensive. I don't 00:08:42.240 --> 00:08:44.360 understand. Can I just say this? I don't give 00:08:44.360 --> 00:08:47.639 a f***. I have no fucking idea why, except for 00:08:47.639 --> 00:08:49.179 the fact that I guess they feel they can do it. 00:08:49.220 --> 00:08:51.139 Because what are we going to do? Are we going 00:08:51.139 --> 00:08:53.500 to change? Are we going to switch? Is why when 00:08:53.500 --> 00:08:57.179 you are a legacy, a quote unquote legacy customer, 00:08:57.440 --> 00:09:00.379 why does like Hulu or these other companies, 00:09:00.700 --> 00:09:03.240 because you're not new to them. No, you've only 00:09:03.240 --> 00:09:05.659 been paying them money every month for two, three, 00:09:05.820 --> 00:09:08.639 four years. And they're like, oh, hey, we're 00:09:08.639 --> 00:09:11.779 raising our rates because you're a legacy customer. 00:09:11.860 --> 00:09:14.259 Well, my legacy. I'm going to leave your ass 00:09:14.259 --> 00:09:17.100 at one of these days. You keep freaking raising 00:09:17.100 --> 00:09:20.100 my shit. Partly it's the live TV. That's the 00:09:20.100 --> 00:09:23.000 expensive part now. If you want live TV, I mean, 00:09:23.000 --> 00:09:26.980 I love my hockey. Like tonight, I was watching 00:09:26.980 --> 00:09:29.740 a game. It wasn't even, it was what? Leafs and 00:09:29.740 --> 00:09:32.700 Panthers. I was watching that. I don't just watch 00:09:32.700 --> 00:09:36.259 the Caps, okay? But I don't understand why. Why 00:09:36.259 --> 00:09:39.159 is that? You pay them overnight, and they're 00:09:39.159 --> 00:09:40.179 just like, yeah, we're just going to raise your 00:09:40.179 --> 00:09:43.309 rates. But anyways, hey, you. mr nobody we've 00:09:43.309 --> 00:09:44.809 never met you before would you like to come in 00:09:44.809 --> 00:09:47.509 and join all of our services for like 15 bucks 00:09:47.509 --> 00:09:49.210 a month yeah these people over here are paying 00:09:49.210 --> 00:09:52.870 like 90 or you know 70 to 90 bucks and but you 00:09:52.870 --> 00:09:56.009 can have her for 15 for like two years and then 00:09:56.009 --> 00:09:59.490 yeah i'm just saying all right so the national 00:09:59.490 --> 00:10:01.370 film registry is run by the library of congress 00:10:01.370 --> 00:10:03.809 and they have on their websites every year they 00:10:03.809 --> 00:10:07.809 pick like 25 movies and they can be over the 00:10:07.809 --> 00:10:10.049 course of any time. They don't have to be recent 00:10:10.049 --> 00:10:11.970 or they don't have to be a certain age. Well, 00:10:12.049 --> 00:10:13.549 I think they have to be a certain age, but like 00:10:13.549 --> 00:10:16.090 20 years or 25, something like that. In this 00:10:16.090 --> 00:10:19.590 year's inductees into the National Film Registry, 00:10:19.649 --> 00:10:21.929 what they do is they take these movies and they 00:10:21.929 --> 00:10:26.230 put them in there and they keep them for purposes 00:10:26.230 --> 00:10:30.409 of being culturally relevant. They could be the 00:10:30.409 --> 00:10:32.870 time, the place, what it's about, a lot of different 00:10:32.870 --> 00:10:36.250 things, all that in between combined. So that's 00:10:36.250 --> 00:10:38.620 what they do. And here's the coolest thing about 00:10:38.620 --> 00:10:41.500 it. You can actually go to their website and 00:10:41.500 --> 00:10:44.580 well for now, and you can actually download the 00:10:44.580 --> 00:10:46.399 movies for free. You can, or you can watch them 00:10:46.399 --> 00:10:47.740 for free. I think that's, I don't think it's 00:10:47.740 --> 00:10:49.639 the best video quality. I think they might be 00:10:49.639 --> 00:10:53.059 like mob wave files, mob files. So not the best, 00:10:53.100 --> 00:10:56.299 but you know, free. And you actually download 00:10:56.299 --> 00:10:58.940 the movies and they're not the best quality, 00:10:59.019 --> 00:11:01.200 but they're okay. At least as far as watching 00:11:01.200 --> 00:11:03.139 it on a computer screen. I mean, I'm not saying 00:11:03.139 --> 00:11:05.590 you shouldn't like, you know. don't download 00:11:05.590 --> 00:11:07.769 some a movie from the national film registry 00:11:07.769 --> 00:11:11.090 as a mob file and then be like all right kids 00:11:11.090 --> 00:11:12.750 we're having movie night like it's it's gonna 00:11:12.750 --> 00:11:14.730 be a little it's probably gonna be the best i 00:11:14.730 --> 00:11:16.549 don't know if you ever i mean it's definitely 00:11:16.549 --> 00:11:18.309 better than some of the movies i used to watch 00:11:18.309 --> 00:11:20.610 on the fire stick did anybody have remember that 00:11:20.610 --> 00:11:23.230 thing is that still going on i don't know anybody 00:11:23.230 --> 00:11:25.070 who does that anymore but you remember that you 00:11:25.070 --> 00:11:27.049 would do with the jailbreak the fire stick the 00:11:27.049 --> 00:11:29.230 cody app Or did they just stop it? Is that what 00:11:29.230 --> 00:11:32.090 it was? I don't know. I haven't done that in 00:11:32.090 --> 00:11:34.450 so long. Because that's what happened. You kept 00:11:34.450 --> 00:11:37.169 getting these shitty freaking movies with people 00:11:37.169 --> 00:11:42.450 filming in a movie theater. Yeah, this is not 00:11:42.450 --> 00:11:44.870 going to work. This is not going to make my family 00:11:44.870 --> 00:11:46.710 entertained. What were we trying to watch one 00:11:46.710 --> 00:11:48.590 time? I think it was one of the Despicable Me 00:11:48.590 --> 00:11:51.460 movies. I think that's what it was. Yeah, the 00:11:51.460 --> 00:11:53.299 Despicable Me movies. One of them. Not the first 00:11:53.299 --> 00:11:55.279 one, but one of them. And I remember trying to 00:11:55.279 --> 00:11:57.620 watch it. And you just see. At first, you're 00:11:57.620 --> 00:11:58.879 like, what's up with the sound? What's up with 00:11:58.879 --> 00:12:00.740 the picture? It doesn't look. And then you literally 00:12:00.740 --> 00:12:02.600 saw somebody just, like, walk, doing the whole, 00:12:02.639 --> 00:12:04.919 like, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me type of 00:12:04.919 --> 00:12:06.419 situation. And then you could see somebody move 00:12:06.419 --> 00:12:09.580 and kind of get out of the way. Like, yeah. So 00:12:09.580 --> 00:12:11.779 when I say it's not great, they're good quality. 00:12:12.039 --> 00:12:14.470 They're just not. Don't put them on your 80 -inch 00:12:14.470 --> 00:12:17.570 fucking Samsung TV. Yeah, that's with the UHD 00:12:17.570 --> 00:12:20.250 and the 8 million pixels. I get it. Like, don't 00:12:20.250 --> 00:12:23.009 do that, okay? Don't do that. And I do know that 00:12:23.009 --> 00:12:25.870 fact about TVs. I don't know what they are now, 00:12:25.970 --> 00:12:27.649 but that's what they used to be because I used 00:12:27.649 --> 00:12:29.389 to work for Best Buy. So that's how I knew that, 00:12:29.450 --> 00:12:31.789 specifically with dealing with television. Anyways, 00:12:31.990 --> 00:12:33.570 you can go to the National Film Registry and 00:12:33.570 --> 00:12:35.330 you can get these movies and you can watch them 00:12:35.330 --> 00:12:38.570 off of their website, which is super cool. You 00:12:38.570 --> 00:12:40.629 want to talk about your taxpayer dollars being 00:12:40.629 --> 00:12:44.110 put to good use? I think it is. But anyways, 00:12:44.230 --> 00:12:46.350 just to go over real quick, three of the inductees 00:12:46.350 --> 00:12:48.990 that I found to be very interesting were one 00:12:48.990 --> 00:12:53.190 of them was Dirty Dancing. Yeah. For the ladies, 00:12:53.330 --> 00:12:55.070 right? Got to throw that in there because it's 00:12:55.070 --> 00:12:58.470 culturally relevant to see Patrick Swayze shaking 00:12:58.470 --> 00:13:02.570 his hips around. I've heard women say it. It's 00:13:02.570 --> 00:13:04.990 his hips. It's his hips in the movie. Really? 00:13:05.350 --> 00:13:10.809 That's the thing? I don't know. I don't know. 00:13:10.830 --> 00:13:14.360 I'm not a dancer. I guess. But Dirty Dancing, 00:13:14.559 --> 00:13:16.259 you know, nobody puts Baby in the corner. So 00:13:16.259 --> 00:13:19.340 I guess, you know, they filmed it here in Virginia. 00:13:19.480 --> 00:13:21.379 But you know what? Here's the thing about Dirty 00:13:21.379 --> 00:13:24.000 Dancing. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think 00:13:24.000 --> 00:13:27.100 the storyline for the movie, it's not even the 00:13:27.100 --> 00:13:29.559 dancing and the blah, blah, blah. But my thing, 00:13:29.700 --> 00:13:31.759 I just never thought the storyline was all that 00:13:31.759 --> 00:13:34.289 great of a story. You have this chick who goes 00:13:34.289 --> 00:13:36.970 on vacation with her rich family, and then they're 00:13:36.970 --> 00:13:39.850 staying there. These kids that work at the place, 00:13:39.909 --> 00:13:42.950 they also dance. When they dance, they're dirty 00:13:42.950 --> 00:13:50.450 dancing. Come on. It's a different version of 00:13:50.450 --> 00:13:52.750 breakdancing the movie. It's just not that good 00:13:52.750 --> 00:13:55.029 a story. You throw some romance in there. You 00:13:55.029 --> 00:13:57.710 throw some kid rebelling against their parents. 00:13:57.889 --> 00:14:00.230 It's got all the elements of doing that. Okay. 00:14:02.039 --> 00:14:04.820 Because how else am I going to defend another 00:14:04.820 --> 00:14:07.000 choice that I truly think should be in there, 00:14:07.059 --> 00:14:09.080 and that's up in smoke. I mean, come on now. 00:14:09.159 --> 00:14:11.259 Obviously, Cheech and Chong. Got to be in there. 00:14:11.840 --> 00:14:14.460 By the way, I don't know. I'd tell this story. 00:14:14.620 --> 00:14:16.419 I don't know if I ever have. I don't know how 00:14:16.419 --> 00:14:20.259 tall Cheech Marin is, but I have met Tommy Chong 00:14:20.259 --> 00:14:22.960 in person very briefly, very literally just stood. 00:14:23.019 --> 00:14:26.500 I was at the Funny Bone here in town. I wasn't 00:14:26.500 --> 00:14:29.039 working. I was there hanging out. Tommy Chong 00:14:29.039 --> 00:14:31.100 came walking up the ramp. There was a ramp coming 00:14:31.100 --> 00:14:33.600 up. from where the green room was, and he had 00:14:33.600 --> 00:14:35.980 his guitar, and he had a Hawaiian shirt, and 00:14:35.980 --> 00:14:38.299 he was, I don't know, he was like maybe up to 00:14:38.299 --> 00:14:40.799 my shoulder, I don't like six foot, if I don't, 00:14:40.799 --> 00:14:44.460 if I'm posture's good, and he just, but he looked 00:14:44.460 --> 00:14:46.200 over, he was like, hi, I'm Tommy, and I said, 00:14:46.279 --> 00:14:49.340 hey, I'm John, he goes, are you working, and 00:14:49.340 --> 00:14:51.500 I said, no, I'm just hanging out, my friend's 00:14:51.500 --> 00:14:54.000 working, and he said, cool, how are they, and 00:14:54.000 --> 00:14:56.139 I said, they're great, they're here for you, 00:14:56.320 --> 00:14:58.740 he said, awesome, I'm gonna go work now, and 00:14:58.740 --> 00:15:00.480 I said, good, he goes, it was good to meet you, 00:15:00.519 --> 00:15:02.490 John. I thought that was super cool, actually. 00:15:02.769 --> 00:15:04.610 Not that I made an impression on him. I just 00:15:04.610 --> 00:15:06.169 think it was cool that he remembered my name 00:15:06.169 --> 00:15:08.129 and said it. He said, yeah, thank you, John. 00:15:08.269 --> 00:15:10.610 And then he kept on walking. But he was like 00:15:10.610 --> 00:15:12.429 on my shoulder. And he's shorter. Look at the 00:15:12.429 --> 00:15:14.389 movies. Look at the movies. Watch the clip for 00:15:14.389 --> 00:15:16.429 Mexican -Americans. I'm just saying, any scene, 00:15:16.470 --> 00:15:18.549 you see them together. I mean, up in smoke, obviously. 00:15:18.730 --> 00:15:21.070 Which, actually, I know. Mexican -Americans is 00:15:21.070 --> 00:15:24.289 in next movie. It's not in up in smoke. But I 00:15:24.289 --> 00:15:25.830 was watching that the other day. And it always 00:15:25.830 --> 00:15:29.340 makes me laugh. Anyways, so if that has cultural 00:15:29.340 --> 00:15:32.580 relevance, which I think it does, just the counterculture 00:15:32.580 --> 00:15:34.620 and everything else that's sort of involved with 00:15:34.620 --> 00:15:37.480 it as well as, you know, the stonerifics of it, 00:15:37.500 --> 00:15:39.500 I guess you could say. So, yeah, I think it should 00:15:39.500 --> 00:15:43.240 be in there. Beverly Hills Cop. I haven't seen 00:15:43.240 --> 00:15:46.539 the new one, the new Beverly Hills Cop, but there 00:15:46.539 --> 00:15:48.440 you go. I don't have Netflix. That's another 00:15:48.440 --> 00:15:50.500 one. Stay with us longer and we're just going 00:15:50.500 --> 00:15:53.919 to keep raising your rates up. Why? You know, 00:15:53.919 --> 00:15:55.960 if anything, it should go to a certain point 00:15:55.960 --> 00:15:58.539 and then start reducing back down. I think that's 00:15:58.539 --> 00:16:01.419 what it should be. Can we do that? Can we negotiate 00:16:01.419 --> 00:16:04.740 that deal? Yeah, that's exactly what I would 00:16:04.740 --> 00:16:07.440 say. Let it go up and then we'll negotiate it 00:16:07.440 --> 00:16:09.580 back down. Or we'll let it slide back down. And 00:16:09.580 --> 00:16:10.899 then you can let it go back up for a little bit. 00:16:10.980 --> 00:16:14.259 Something. Like, work with us. Every other month 00:16:14.259 --> 00:16:16.639 it's this price. I don't fucking know. I'm not 00:16:16.639 --> 00:16:18.600 a business major. You are. You figure it out. 00:16:19.120 --> 00:16:21.159 You figure out how to keep me happy enough that 00:16:21.159 --> 00:16:23.440 I stay giving you money. That's what my freaking 00:16:23.440 --> 00:16:26.320 point is, right? Is that, can I, yeah, I hear 00:16:26.320 --> 00:16:29.320 people cheering in my head. Anyways, so yeah, 00:16:29.460 --> 00:16:31.220 Beverly Hills Cop, that was cool. I think that's 00:16:31.220 --> 00:16:36.200 a good one. Star Trek II, Wrath of Khan, which, 00:16:36.279 --> 00:16:38.340 can I just say this? You know, Wrath of Khan, 00:16:38.539 --> 00:16:40.700 great movie. Definitely, they came back with 00:16:40.700 --> 00:16:43.980 a bang after releasing that first shitty Star 00:16:43.980 --> 00:16:46.460 Trek movie, Voyager, V 'ger, that whole thing. 00:16:46.860 --> 00:16:49.100 They did. And the cast was great in that. And 00:16:49.100 --> 00:16:51.419 then they came out with three. I don't think 00:16:51.419 --> 00:16:53.279 three will ever be in the National Film Registry, 00:16:53.299 --> 00:16:56.580 if anything, because they took away a little 00:16:56.580 --> 00:16:59.480 cute Kirstie Alley as Savick and replaced her 00:16:59.480 --> 00:17:01.480 with that other lady. I don't even remember her 00:17:01.480 --> 00:17:04.839 name. I know one time I was at a Comic -Con and 00:17:04.839 --> 00:17:07.519 she was there. And I walked past and I saw her. 00:17:07.619 --> 00:17:10.549 And I was like, fake Savick. No, she was actually 00:17:10.549 --> 00:17:12.470 in like two of the movies, wasn't she? I think. 00:17:12.509 --> 00:17:14.710 What was the one in four? I liked four. It was 00:17:14.710 --> 00:17:16.769 where they go to, what, San Francisco and save 00:17:16.769 --> 00:17:21.730 the whales. It was a stretch, but who gives a 00:17:21.730 --> 00:17:25.410 coat to Colin? You know what scene still in that 00:17:25.410 --> 00:17:28.329 movie gives me the queasies is the checkoff. 00:17:28.789 --> 00:17:31.569 Remember they put the worms in him and the captains 00:17:31.569 --> 00:17:34.490 and the helmets and it like controls their brains. 00:17:34.750 --> 00:17:36.130 All right, maybe it's not that great a movie. 00:17:36.230 --> 00:17:39.460 Nothing else, the battles. It was the space battles. 00:17:39.500 --> 00:17:42.559 The ship to ship. You know what I mean? Like, 00:17:42.579 --> 00:17:47.119 that was pretty epic. Okay, Khan. Here it comes. 00:17:47.400 --> 00:17:49.160 All right. See, what can I tell you? I know. 00:17:49.240 --> 00:17:52.839 I'm a movie quote guy. But check those out. All 00:17:52.839 --> 00:17:54.339 right. Well, I guess I need to start wrapping 00:17:54.339 --> 00:17:56.920 it up here. We did some fun stuff. And I know 00:17:56.920 --> 00:18:00.019 I don't like to talk politics on here. I am going 00:18:00.019 --> 00:18:02.640 to sort of discuss something. And I'm just going 00:18:02.640 --> 00:18:05.140 to say a couple things real quick. Okay? And 00:18:05.140 --> 00:18:06.710 then we're going to move on. I just want to tell 00:18:06.710 --> 00:18:10.329 people, stop trashing Teslas, okay? Just stop 00:18:10.329 --> 00:18:15.049 it. And I say that because it's stupid. Some 00:18:15.049 --> 00:18:19.690 people, you don't know, okay? Okay, regular Teslas. 00:18:19.710 --> 00:18:22.089 If it's the fucking truck thing, you can, whatever. 00:18:22.250 --> 00:18:25.049 No, don't do that. It's stupid, is my point. 00:18:25.230 --> 00:18:28.250 Stop it, okay? It's dumb. A lot of people probably 00:18:28.250 --> 00:18:29.910 have Teslas. That's their car. That's what they 00:18:29.910 --> 00:18:32.650 drive, you know? Remember, there was a time before 00:18:32.650 --> 00:18:35.670 none of this was going on. Things change. I get 00:18:35.670 --> 00:18:38.589 it. But you can't, you know, don't punish somebody 00:18:38.589 --> 00:18:40.569 because they bought a car five years ago when 00:18:40.569 --> 00:18:42.849 Elon was still, you know, hadn't gone quite off 00:18:42.849 --> 00:18:44.569 the deep end yet. Or maybe he always was. We 00:18:44.569 --> 00:18:46.309 just didn't know about it. Point being, these 00:18:46.309 --> 00:18:47.849 people didn't know it when they bought the car. 00:18:48.289 --> 00:18:51.089 We're better than that. You want to protest at 00:18:51.089 --> 00:18:52.789 a dealership, that's one thing. Leave people's 00:18:52.789 --> 00:18:55.690 property alone. Here we are in America with the 00:18:55.690 --> 00:18:57.630 things that are going on. We're going to get 00:18:57.630 --> 00:18:59.750 through it. I'm not saying don't take the gloves 00:18:59.750 --> 00:19:01.049 off every once in a while because I think we're 00:19:01.049 --> 00:19:06.319 going to need to. Stop acting stupid. Scratching 00:19:06.319 --> 00:19:08.640 up somebody's Tesla is dumb. Not to mention, 00:19:08.700 --> 00:19:10.380 those things have all these cameras on them and 00:19:10.380 --> 00:19:13.059 shit. Come on. I would never own a Tesla just 00:19:13.059 --> 00:19:15.480 for the fact that you could be watched at any 00:19:15.480 --> 00:19:17.240 moment. You're sitting there trying to drive 00:19:17.240 --> 00:19:20.140 and scratch your balls and somebody could be 00:19:20.140 --> 00:19:23.940 watching you. I don't want that. Get out in the 00:19:23.940 --> 00:19:26.180 middle of Ohio. The Ohio Turnpike, that thing 00:19:26.180 --> 00:19:28.640 is flat and straight. You got nothing else to 00:19:28.640 --> 00:19:32.130 do. Just sitting there. I used to always pretend 00:19:32.130 --> 00:19:34.430 sometimes when I would be on those things, I'd 00:19:34.430 --> 00:19:37.069 have the cruise control on. Literally, I'd have 00:19:37.069 --> 00:19:39.529 my shoes off cruising along. Nobody around me. 00:19:40.450 --> 00:19:44.430 Just by myself. I would just pretend I was flying 00:19:44.430 --> 00:19:46.430 a plane. That's what I would do. I would just 00:19:46.430 --> 00:19:49.630 pretend like I was Lindbergh flying across the 00:19:49.630 --> 00:19:53.089 Atlantic. If that guy could have done it, I could 00:19:53.089 --> 00:19:55.529 do it. I can get through. I could go from Michigan 00:19:55.529 --> 00:20:00.599 to D .C. in one day. All right. I got to get 00:20:00.599 --> 00:20:02.880 going now. This has been long enough. This one's 00:20:02.880 --> 00:20:05.779 just going to have to come out, whether I like 00:20:05.779 --> 00:20:07.900 it or not, I think. You know what I mean? I think 00:20:07.900 --> 00:20:09.460 it just needs to come out. All right, I got to 00:20:09.460 --> 00:20:11.440 get going. As always, please like, subscribe, 00:20:11.539 --> 00:20:13.940 download. Tell your friends. Don't forget your 00:20:13.940 --> 00:20:16.500 charities, okay? Very important right now. No 00:20:16.500 --> 00:20:19.140 Kid Hungry. That's a great charity. And any of 00:20:19.140 --> 00:20:21.599 these charities are fine, but I encourage you 00:20:21.599 --> 00:20:23.700 to go to them. or any other charities that might 00:20:23.700 --> 00:20:25.480 be in your local community. But some of the ones 00:20:25.480 --> 00:20:27.480 that tend to be more broad, that are more reachable, 00:20:27.579 --> 00:20:30.680 wherever you might be, of course, are No Kid 00:20:30.680 --> 00:20:33.299 Hungry. Many school -aged children are in situations 00:20:33.299 --> 00:20:35.299 where the best meal of the day comes from school. 00:20:35.859 --> 00:20:38.039 So No Kid Hungry helps children with meals when 00:20:38.039 --> 00:20:40.440 children in need are away from school, such as 00:20:40.440 --> 00:20:42.859 weekends and holidays. 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Their goal is to 00:21:14.440 --> 00:21:17.460 have the entire country no -kill shelters. Bestfriends 00:21:17.460 --> 00:21:21.549 .org, okay? Like I said, check out those charities. 00:21:21.569 --> 00:21:25.450 Support any of the other ones that might be worthwhile 00:21:25.450 --> 00:21:27.269 in your local community. I don't care what they 00:21:27.269 --> 00:21:30.049 do. Just a little bit of this, a little bit of 00:21:30.049 --> 00:21:32.890 that. Whatever you can do. Not on Twitter anymore. 00:21:33.089 --> 00:21:36.730 So if you go on there, well, I do my comedy thing. 00:21:36.950 --> 00:21:39.309 That's only so I can read some of the stuff that 00:21:39.309 --> 00:21:42.349 I follow. But the podcast handle, whatever thing 00:21:42.349 --> 00:21:45.869 is done. However, Jon D Podcast on Facebook 00:21:45.869 --> 00:21:50.279 or Jon D Podcom. On Instagram, Threads, YouTube. 00:21:50.839 --> 00:21:52.960 This episode was recorded and produced by yours 00:21:52.960 --> 00:21:57.160 truly, Jon D. Miller. Right here in the Amber 00:21:57.160 --> 00:22:01.299 Tree Media studio. No sponsor on the show. So, 00:22:01.380 --> 00:22:06.019 what are you going to do? Oh, somebody was asking 00:22:06.019 --> 00:22:08.079 me about the gift card the other day. Somebody 00:22:08.079 --> 00:22:11.619 sent me a... Yeah, I don't know. Am I still doing 00:22:11.619 --> 00:22:15.900 that? Are we still doing that gift card? What 00:22:15.900 --> 00:22:19.769 do you know? You don't know. Yes, we are. We 00:22:19.769 --> 00:22:22.170 are doing it. Apparently he doesn't pay for anything. 00:22:22.990 --> 00:22:25.089 He just sits there and just doesn't do it. Okay. 00:22:26.829 --> 00:22:28.690 Am I going to do the gift card thing? I guess 00:22:28.690 --> 00:22:30.890 I could. I don't think it did anybody do PBR 00:22:30.890 --> 00:22:33.910 and pork rinds. I don't even remember. It's how 00:22:33.910 --> 00:22:38.069 long ago it was. Did anybody get it? I don't, 00:22:38.069 --> 00:22:39.910 you know, I really don't know. So I'm going to 00:22:39.910 --> 00:22:42.269 go with no, nobody did, but I'm going to say 00:22:42.269 --> 00:22:45.990 that that one is, that one's no more good. I'm 00:22:45.990 --> 00:22:48.140 no good anymore. No, because I'm not going to 00:22:48.140 --> 00:22:50.420 do it now. You didn't do it before. People listened 00:22:50.420 --> 00:22:53.619 to the episode. Not as many as I've had in the 00:22:53.619 --> 00:22:55.839 past, but people listened. My listeners stay 00:22:55.839 --> 00:22:57.759 around. That's awesome. Thank you. But if you 00:22:57.759 --> 00:22:59.599 want to do this one, yes, I'll still do the Amazon 00:22:59.599 --> 00:23:01.700 gift card for this episode. Not the last one. 00:23:01.720 --> 00:23:04.140 Not PBR and pork rinds. Here's what you do. If 00:23:04.140 --> 00:23:07.259 you want to get the $10 Amazon gift card, find 00:23:07.259 --> 00:23:10.059 the title that'll be of the episode. Find it 00:23:10.059 --> 00:23:12.420 the first time it appears, because it's always 00:23:12.420 --> 00:23:14.720 something I say in the episode. Find when it 00:23:14.720 --> 00:23:17.880 is in the episode. Get the minute mark and what 00:23:17.880 --> 00:23:20.440 it is and be at the minute mark and send me an 00:23:20.440 --> 00:23:26.220 email, johndpodcom at gmail .com. Okay, send 00:23:26.220 --> 00:23:28.440 that to me. And if you're the first person to 00:23:28.440 --> 00:23:30.380 do it, I'm not doing 30 of these freaking things. 00:23:30.440 --> 00:23:32.619 Well, or more than that, if everybody did, if 00:23:32.619 --> 00:23:34.220 everybody wrote in, but I'm not doing that. It's 00:23:34.220 --> 00:23:36.519 the first person and you got to trust me on who 00:23:36.519 --> 00:23:38.660 it is. That's how it's going to be. I will give 00:23:38.660 --> 00:23:41.299 you a $10 Amazon gift card. It's easy. I just 00:23:41.299 --> 00:23:43.140 do your email and then I send it and you accept. 00:23:43.950 --> 00:23:46.210 It's easy. Somebody said, can you really do that? 00:23:46.309 --> 00:23:48.549 Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? With 00:23:48.549 --> 00:23:50.369 all the stuff, the modern technology nowadays. 00:23:50.730 --> 00:23:54.369 Come on. Somebody was saying like, aren't you 00:23:54.369 --> 00:23:56.130 afraid somebody's going to try to scam you? Out 00:23:56.130 --> 00:23:59.210 of $10 from Amazon? I don't fucking, I don't 00:23:59.210 --> 00:24:02.549 think so. You think some, you know what I mean? 00:24:03.039 --> 00:24:05.099 Like somebody in Africa from Nairobi is trying 00:24:05.099 --> 00:24:08.079 to rip me off out of $10 Amazon gift card. And 00:24:08.079 --> 00:24:09.880 you know what? If somebody is in Nairobi and 00:24:09.880 --> 00:24:12.599 they want, they listen and they say, this is 00:24:12.599 --> 00:24:14.140 it and this is the minute. Like if they pass 00:24:14.140 --> 00:24:16.339 all the steps, I don't give a shit who they are. 00:24:16.400 --> 00:24:18.579 I really don't. They could be an evil dictator 00:24:18.579 --> 00:24:21.220 or a wannabe one. Well, okay, maybe not them. 00:24:21.299 --> 00:24:23.240 But you know what I mean? Like it could be, there's 00:24:23.240 --> 00:24:24.940 a big wide range of people that I don't give 00:24:24.940 --> 00:24:27.619 a shit who they are or where they're from. If 00:24:27.619 --> 00:24:30.019 they want the $10 Amazon gift card and they're 00:24:30.019 --> 00:24:32.559 willing to do the steps, they can have it. Because 00:24:32.559 --> 00:24:35.960 I'm just that kind of a person. All right. This 00:24:35.960 --> 00:24:38.319 is going to be a freaking nightmare to edit. 00:24:38.480 --> 00:24:40.859 But I've been working on so many other people's 00:24:40.859 --> 00:24:43.160 stuff. This will be nice. I'll actually get sick 00:24:43.160 --> 00:24:45.920 of hearing myself talk again. I am pretty sure. 00:24:46.000 --> 00:24:48.400 I'm pretty sure that'll happen. So anyways, thanks 00:24:48.400 --> 00:24:50.859 for listening, everybody. Keep the faith. And 00:24:50.859 --> 00:24:53.359 by faith, I mean in yourselves, okay? All right. 00:24:53.420 --> 00:24:56.900 Just do that. Chin up. Be smart. Be resistant. 00:24:57.140 --> 00:25:00.000 And do it wisely. And spread kindness. And that's 00:25:00.000 --> 00:25:01.750 how we're going to deal with it. All right, well, 00:25:01.829 --> 00:25:06.990 that has been episode 72, numero 72 of Jon D 00:25:06.990 --> 00:25:09.069 Podcast. I've been your host, Jon D Miller. 00:25:09.349 --> 00:25:11.250 Thanks for listening, everybody. I'll try to 00:25:11.250 --> 00:25:14.009 be back a lot sooner than I was before. I just 00:25:14.009 --> 00:25:16.269 need some new energy in the show. I'm working 00:25:16.269 --> 00:25:18.470 on it. Thanks, everybody. Take care of yourselves. 00:25:18.690 --> 00:25:20.809 Take care of each other. And until next time, 00:25:20.869 --> 00:25:22.230 later with you.