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Hey everybody, welcome to Jon D Podcast.

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I'm your host, Jon D Miller.

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Welcome to episode number 54, everybody.

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Number 54, numero cinquenta y quatro in the old espanol language.

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That's right, mm-hmm.

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882 going on, 883 at least days

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by the time you hear this.

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No boos, no boos, no boos.

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What's going on everybody?

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How are yous, how are yous, how are y'alls?

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How's your summer going, huh?

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I had the song stuck in my head yesterday.

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What's the one?

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Lazy, it's a Nat King Cole song.

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Tell me you'll know this.

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Some of your people are going,

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what you been smoking, John?

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No, it's a song by Nat King Cole.

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It's called Lazy Hazy Crazy Days of Summer.

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Came out on an album back in like the 60s, 63.

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And it wasn't written by him, it was written by somebody else.

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He didn't write a lot of his own stuff.

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Not disparaging him.

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But it's Lazy Hazy Crazy Days of Summer.

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I thought of it because they were talking

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about the Canadian wildfires.

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That's why it popped in my head.

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It's like, yeah, those Canadian wildfires.

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Lazy, hazy, crazy, yeah.

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That makes it, it sounds like a pot song, doesn't it?

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That's what I think it is.

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I think it sounds like a pot song.

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But hey Canada, my Canadian people,

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when we said, you know,

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send some of that Canadian smoke down here,

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that is not what we were talking about.

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Yeah, Lazy Hazy Crazy Days of Summer.

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It was funny.

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It's got some funny lyrics to it, actually.

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To quote it,

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fill your basket full of sandwiches and weenies

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and lock up the house, now you're set.

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And on the beach you'll see girls in their bikinis,

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as cute as ever, but they never get them wet.

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Yeah, you ever do that, ladies?

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Most of my audience is men, however,

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I got some female listeners, you ever do that?

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You ever buy a bathing suit, don't wanna go in the water?

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I remember one time, this is literally like 25 years ago,

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I was trying to get with this chicky.

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And she's wanting to go to the beach.

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And the closest beach was,

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God, how, I get, like a real beach.

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She wanted to like, oh, we go to like a real beach.

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Like a real, like a real beach.

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You know, like sand and waves.

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I'm like, well, that all depends on

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how big, what you call a wave, right?

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Cause we've been to the beaches sometimes and

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it's not really a beach.

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We're like, yeah, here's the beach.

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I'm like, it's fucking dirt and then there's water.

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It's not a beach.

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Well, I mean, it's a beach, it's a beach.

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In a technical term, yes.

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But there's not, you know, sand fleas and shark teeth

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and shells, you know?

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You can call something a beach just cause of the name.

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Right, the Yugo.

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In every sense of the word, the Yugo was a car,

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but you can't, I mean, you're not gonna compare it

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to a Mercedes.

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People go to these shitty beaches.

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It's a beach, the wave is two inches tall.

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How the hell do you think that's a beach?

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Uh-uh.

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Gotta get some curls on those waves, right?

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Some tubes.

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Yeah, if your waves don't have tubes,

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you're not at a fucking beach.

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That's what I'm saying.

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Yeah.

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But anyway, this girl wanted to go to the beach

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and I went to take her to the beach.

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I didn't have any money.

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At least a couple hours, right?

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To get to a real one.

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Like, really, like a real beach.

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Worked some extra hours at the ice rink where I worked.

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Fairfax Ice Arena.

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Uh, saved up some money.

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I was like 22 or, I said 25 years.

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I would not, anyways, I was around that age.

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Early 20s.

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It's got, so I saved money for like two weeks, three weeks.

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I know, right?

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Big spender.

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And we went to the beach over in Maryland.

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I don't remember what beach we went to.

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Wasn't Rehoboth.

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Was it Rehoboth?

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God damn it.

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My memories of that time in my life are sometimes blurry.

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Anyways, went to the beach.

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We get there.

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See, making all these demands before we even get

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to the beach.

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Well, I'd like to have some food and I need,

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we're gonna eat snacks and something maybe serious

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to eat on the beach.

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And some, of course, something cold to drink,

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so we'll need ice.

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And then, of course, drinks.

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And then we'll need, okay.

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I don't even know why I was so worried

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about taking this girl to the beach, but I did.

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Like she had one of those long shirts on, right?

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That every woman owns one of.

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It's for sleeping or the beach?

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Yeah, either one.

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Either one.

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She took that off and she had on this really,

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she had a really nice bathing suit on.

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Looked good.

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Looked good on her.

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And I'm like, okay, let's go get in the water.

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Because at the time I was young, I mean,

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I used to swim in the ocean above my head.

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I would just swim out.

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Never in a million years, I don't do that shit now.

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Never.

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I was like, all right, let's go get in the water.

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And she went, uh-uh.

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What, what, huh, what, uh-uh?

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Yeah, no.

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What?

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No, she literally spent the whole day,

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she would walk into like her knees.

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and like splashed up on her suit and she,

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maybe, I don't know, I don't know.

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It was blue, it was blue and had like white,

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I remember polka dots.

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I don't know what the fuck you call them.

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Yeah, it was a one piece.

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Wasn't a bikini or anything.

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Yeah, but she got all upset.

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It was a little fancy.

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Yeah, she went to the real beach.

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And that was it.

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She wouldn't get wet.

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Yep, the lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer.

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Got the heat dome going on.

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That sounds like it would be more fun, doesn't it?

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Right, why can't we get one of those?

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Can we order a heat dome for winter?

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Does somebody sell that anywhere?

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Yeah, I'd like to book your heat dome

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for the second week of January.

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That'd be awesome.

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Actually, you could do the third week as well

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because that's my birthday.

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Yeah, could I do that?

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Can I get your heat dome in January?

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Is that possible?

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Ooh, who books a ticket to the heat dome?

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Can we do that?

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Hey, you guys, I was thinking maybe in January

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we'll go to the heat dome.

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What do you think?

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You think about, you wanna do it?

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Just say heat dome.

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It sounds like a wrestling event or something.

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It doesn't sound like it's a catastrophic weather event.

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Which it's been nuts.

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There's no such thing as global warming.

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What?

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Are you sure?

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I don't know about that.

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Anyways, I hope you guys are staying cool out of that.

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And then of course I was talking about the wildfires

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up in Canada.

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Guys, listen, to all my Canadian friends.

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Okay, we said send some smoke down.

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We weren't talking about that kind of smoke, okay?

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But it don't, right?

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That'd be my monologue joke.

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If I had a show to do a monologue on.

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I guess that this is my monologue, right?

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I should make it funnier.

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Anyways, which of course we don't have,

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nobody has new late night shows.

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I know summertime is known for being the rerun central.

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But now we have all this streaming content.

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There's new stuff all the time.

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But the late night shows, the Seth Meyers

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and the Colbears and the Col, well, Kona's not on anymore.

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But all them people, people we grew up watching.

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Those are my favorite things in the summer

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was really being able to stay up until like 11, 30, 12,

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whatever, watching some good old Johnny Carson, right?

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With Ed McMahon, all that shit.

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Right, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

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If you slow down Ed McMahon's laugh,

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he sounds like Jabba the Hutt.

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You know what I was really like too

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was when they would come back on Johnny Carson.

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That would be a thing.

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They were all reruns.

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So I would get to see ones from like Christmas and you know.

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One of my favorite things when I was a kid,

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I remember watching, I don't know why.

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I thought it was so, I thought it was funny.

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But they would come back from commercial

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and Johnny Carson would be putting his cigarette out.

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Like on that thing.

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Like he just, oh dude, shit.

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Like I remember one time being a kid,

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he could literally, he was just like,

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he was putting it out in the ashtray.

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They probably had one of those big orange glass ashtrays

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that were synonymous with the time, right?

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They made about a trillion and a half of those things.

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And he was looking like he was putting it out in there.

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And he's literally like blowing this one.

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Like, right, like that.

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We're here, we're back here with Ms. Brooke Shields.

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Like whoa, why you smoking around Brooke Shields?

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She was young back then.

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Well, and we're back now with Farrah Fawcett.

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I can't do it Johnny Carson.

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I've never, I tried.

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I tried when I was a kid.

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I could never get it.

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But I'm not a good impressionist.

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I had a joke about it.

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I was telling myself the other day

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because I was doing a little silly impression.

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I said, I am not an impressionist.

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I am a mimic.

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And if you look up mimic in the dictionary,

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it says shitty impressionist.

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So I think I might've done that joke before.

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But of course we don't have new late night television,

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whether they were on vacation or not,

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which I do say that they take a lot of fucking vacations

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only for these people who host these late night shows.

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I know that they do five nights a week.

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I get it people.

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I know it's probably, and the thing is you only see,

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you know, an hour of the show.

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You don't see the, however long it takes to tape it.

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Cause they will tape things over.

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They'll tape, they'll tape, they'll do intros for the show.

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Like the band playing the song.

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They'll do it like three applause things.

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They'll film the audience just clapping.

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All kinds of shit that you don't see.

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Now the host may not be out there the whole time,

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but I bet you money.

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They're out there for more than an hour hosting the show.

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I have at times partaken of like behind the scenes

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footage of stuff like from different shows.

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SNL actually, if you ever get to see

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any of the behind the scenes stuff about that

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and the costume changes and the scene,

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like the stage setting and stuff,

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it's actually pretty interesting.

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I'm sorry, the stage dressing is what it is.

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I remember one time I was in LA

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with executive producer, Tom Ik.

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And we were at, we were on the set.

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I never told this story.

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Dang it Thomas, you gotta get your butt on here.

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Should I tell the story?

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I'm gonna fucking tell it.

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No, well it pertains to what I was talking about.

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Tom and I were out in LA

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and through different connections that he had,

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we were on the set of General Hospital.

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No joke.

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We were on the set and we'll explain,

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we'll tell more about the story maybe,

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but we were on the set of General Hospital

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and one of our friends that lives out there,

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a guy by the name of Jim Tucker,

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if you're out there Jim, we love and miss you man.

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We don't know where he's at.

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But anyways, Jim was with us and we're sitting there

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and Tom's looking at something on one of the sets.

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And I'm standing there back and then behind us

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is like a whole entire, like a living room den

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type of setup for something.

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And it had a wet bar, I had a bar right there

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and in this container, this glass container,

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were ice cubes, but they were plastic ice cubes.

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And Jim reaches, Jim takes the top off

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and reaches in and starts, you know,

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picks up one of the ice cubes.

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It looked real, but it was not.

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And this guy just walked over and said,

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excuse me boys, could you not touch the dressing?

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So that's where I learned that it's called a stage dressing.

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At least this guy called it that.

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I don't, yeah.

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She's not touch the dress, Jim is okay.

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And he just put it down.

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And I was like, yeah, quit touching shit.

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Yeah, Jim, if you're out there, man,

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email with johndpodcom at Gmail.

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I don't, you probably won't hear this,

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but if you do by some chance, hit me up dude.

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Anyways, back to what I was saying.

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So yeah, I know that in the summertime,

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these guys tend to take a lot of breaks and that's fine.

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That's whatever.

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I mean, like I said, they probably work a lot more hours

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than we see and that's okay.

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And that's fine, not to mention other stuff they do, right?

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I mean, they got a life, but they do seem to get a lot

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of fucking vacation days.

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Point being, regardless of what they were doing,

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regardless of where, how much time they would be taking off,

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they would be making at least some new episodes right now.

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Right?

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And they would kind of rotate them through

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and stuff like that.

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I mean, I do, that's the other thing about Carson

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back in the day.

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Remember he would, that was when you got to see

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all the great summertime hosts like Joan Rivers,

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guest host, like Letterman used to do it,

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Gary Shanley, you know, all these different people

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that used to come on there and guest host.

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And it was awesome.

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It was so awesome.

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And Johnny would be in Mexico.

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He'd be, I think it was, was it Cabo?

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Something like that, something.

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Puerto Vallarta, whatever it was.

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Yeah, he would go to Mexico for like two months, you know.

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Here's the show.

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And that's it.

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He'd be out and he'd be doing that.

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And then, yeah, so you'd get all these great guest hosts.

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And that was so cool.

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But even then, they would still be making new episodes,

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which means writers would still be writing jokes

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and routines and whatever for these other guest hosts.

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I mean, they would still be making new episodes,

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but we're not gonna get those right now, are we?

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No.

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And this is part of the thing.

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I actually recorded, and I've been working this episode

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for forever, and one of the reasons why,

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this one episode that I have recorded of this,

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that just content, and one of the big things

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that I talked about in the first part of this podcast

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that I had recorded already was about the WGA Strike,

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which I fully support, by the way.

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I'm gonna say that right up front.

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I absolutely do.

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But I already did it.

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But also, what would have been maybe the day last week

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that I would have released it, the SAG-AFTRA unions,

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Screen Actors Guild, American Federation of Theater

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and Radio Artists, all decided they were gonna join

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the strike too.

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Now, because here's the thing.

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I talked to that.

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Here's the thing.

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I had talked about the fact that if the actors and AFTRA,

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I'm just gonna call them that.

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If they join on the strike,

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things are really gonna grind to a halt,

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and guess what happened?

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So I didn't wanna release an episode.

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I'm just explaining this real quick.

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I didn't wanna release this episode,

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and people are going, yeah, John,

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that fucking already happened.

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What the fuck?

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Because people don't understand how this works.

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But yeah, and by the way, if you do a podcast

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and it's live, it's not a fucking podcast.

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Anyways, I'm just commenting on this now.

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I've really been reading some comments and seeing stuff,

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online chatter, through different channels and places

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that people are upset about this.

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Some people are mad.

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They think their writers get a ton of money.

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I know that the actors tend to get more money,

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especially the pretty faces that you see on the screens

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most of the, a lot of the times.

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Yeah, those people get money.

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But the thing is, you gotta realize,

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what is it, the average screenplay?

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You could use yourself, man, woman, or child,

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whatever you may be, whoever you are.

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You yourself could be, for the first time,

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in front of a panel of people at Paramount Studios,

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at Universal Pictures, and they would say to you,

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hey, you, whatever your name is,

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we would like to buy your movie, right?

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And then those people will go,

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we're gonna give you $100,000.

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And you're gonna go, excuse me?

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And they're gonna say, take it or leave it, 100,000.

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And you're gonna go, well, I guess I'm gonna take it, right?

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That's $100,000.

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That'd make a huge difference in my life, right?

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But here's the thing, they have to do it

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because they have to go forward

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and then hopefully they'll be able to sell something else.

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But the studios or the production companies,

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whoever decide to make this movie will take this script,

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they'll pay you 100 grand,

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and you'll never see another dime.

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So take that on a scale of making a major motion picture

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and writing it, and then taking it all the way down

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to the people who make some very important,

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very impactful, very entertaining content,

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and they write the words

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that come out of those people's mouths,

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they're the ones who aren't getting paid much.

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I'm saying on the smallest, the TV shows,

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all this fucking streaming content

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that's out there nowadays, right?

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They're the ones who are not getting paid what they should.

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One of the best quotes I saw from anybody who was a writer

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who is talking about why they're on strike

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was from Alex O'Keefe, and he is one of the writers

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for the TV show, The Bear, which you can see on FX.

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I have not seen season two, I've only seen season one,

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but it's summertime and my kid's keeping crazy

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fricking hours, and my wife doesn't like to watch it.

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I don't think she would like the show, she might.

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She's shown no interest.

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So I just haven't been able to watch it.

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And every time I do have a chance to watch it,

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I'm either working on something else or just, you know,

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I'm just not in the mood, not in the mood.

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I swear that show gave me PTSD from all the stuff

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I remembered and that's just other things.

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Being so busy, you don't know what to do next.

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It's just craziness.

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Yeah, yeah, anyways.

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But Alex O'Keefe was a writer on that show.

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Now, it won awards, it actually won a WGA award for Best Comedy.

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And this guy, Alex O'Keefe, who, you know,

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if he's writing stuff like this,

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he's probably got a very bright future.

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However, when the whole process,

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when the whole process of The Bear winning an award

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was happening, Alex O'Keefe was living in an apartment

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where the fuses were blowing,

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it was having electrical issues in the house.

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He could barely pay the rent.

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He had to rent his tuxedo on a credit card

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so he could go to the award show for his best comedy,

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which The Bear is not a comedy.

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I don't think they need to recategorize that,

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but that's okay.

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It's all right.

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I don't know what you'd call it.

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Drama, drama can be funny as well as serious,

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but I digress, but that's what he had to do.

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And his quote from a New York Times article

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that was published a couple of weeks ago,

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he was saying that Hollywood, the studios,

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and everything they wanna do,

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because there's just so much stuff out there now,

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they're just cranking out things

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and it's become sort of an assembly line.

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And that can't happen.

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So if you wanna keep seeing what these people make,

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even at a base level, and I'm using base level

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for lack of a better term, I guess.

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I'm just trying to say, you gotta have this before you.

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A lot more people write streaming shows

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and do stuff like that than write multi-million dollar movies.

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Which by the way, I was talking about the writer

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for the screenplay.

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You will get more money as a screenwriter

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once you've had, you got an Oscar under your belt, right?

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Got an Oscar under your belt and that,

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maybe some of the actors in the movie won

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or at least got nominated.

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Yeah, that's when you start getting some moolah.

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That's why when you always see

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a first time screenwriter, right?

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Whenever you see one of them in the award show

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and they just won for best picture,

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that's why they're so ecstatic,

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because they know they're about to get hired.

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I'm just saying, I'm not saying all of Hollywood

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works like that.

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I'm not saying I know everything about Hollywood.

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What I am saying though is that this is very common

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knowledge to a lot of people,

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if you just kind of research it a little bit

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and then you're into it, which is what

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I guess my situation is.

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But I support these people.

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If anything, one thing I was reading on Twitter,

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I forgot who shared it.

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It was, it might've been Mark Hamill.

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I follow him on Twitter.

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I think, was it him?

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Point being, somebody was saying they were gonna write

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a nasty email to the WGA.

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And it was like, why?

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Why are you mad at them?

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Be mad at the people who are giving $20 million bonuses

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to their CEOs and you got writers for that same company

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that have to buy, to have to rent a tuxedo

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on their credit card.

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You know, they can't just pay for it.

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00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,340
Like there's no hookup from the people who,

531
00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:34,200
you know, pay for the show, who make the show anyways,

532
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,480
or who put it on the network or whatever.

533
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,700
No money comes to these writers to help them pay

534
00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:39,540
for stuff like that.

535
00:21:39,540 --> 00:21:41,860
And that's, you know, these people are not getting

536
00:21:41,860 --> 00:21:42,760
paid enough.

537
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:43,600
Yeah.

538
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,600
So when you're gonna sit there and, you know,

539
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:51,560
you give people, a CEO, a $20 million bonus,

540
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,880
and you're telling me, well, we're losing money.

541
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:57,000
Well, I can tell you where you're losing a chunk of it.

542
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:57,840
I can tell you that.

543
00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:00,680
How much, why, what do you do as the head of a studio

544
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:01,920
that you can make $20 million?

545
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:02,960
I get it.

546
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,640
It's a high-responsibility job.

547
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:06,480
I don't even know.

548
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:07,640
I mean, I watched Entourage.

549
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:08,480
I know that.

550
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:10,520
Right?

551
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,440
I know what heads of studios do, I guess.

552
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:14,760
I don't fucking know.

553
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:16,500
I love that show.

554
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:18,160
I was one of my own Lloyd, by the way.

555
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,520
I was one of my own Lloyd.

556
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,520
Yes, I did.

557
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:24,360
Yep.

558
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:25,520
I was one of Lloyd for an assistant.

559
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,760
Either that or a British lady.

560
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,040
My series British.

561
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:32,640
Anyway, I'm just saying, what do these people do

562
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,200
running these studios where they're like,

563
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:39,200
yeah, I deserve $20 million a year just for going,

564
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,000
let's make this project.

565
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,200
Let's not make that project.

566
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,920
I'm sure there's more behind it.

567
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,760
I do hope they figure this out

568
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,080
because it is gonna get,

569
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,520
it's gonna be interesting because

570
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:55,640
the studios have stuff in the can

571
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,720
or that you might have never,

572
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,100
that you maybe would not see

573
00:22:58,100 --> 00:22:59,960
or maybe something on shelves.

574
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,120
The production companies have that or two.

575
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,520
There's different ways and means.

576
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,260
They're gonna keep trying to make stuff,

577
00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:10,660
but it will eventually start to get a little stale.

578
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,000
So, yeah.

579
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,760
We need to hope that this gets resolved soon.

580
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:21,480
At the same time, you wouldn't want whatever your job is.

581
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,680
You wouldn't want to be underpaid for it.

582
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,760
You wouldn't want them to, you wouldn't,

583
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:28,560
we've all worked at companies where we felt like

584
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:29,680
we were underappreciated.

585
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,880
I think there's not a single person

586
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:36,160
listening to this podcast or even in life in general

587
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:39,120
where that hasn't been doing some sort of a task

588
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:42,600
for a reward, whatever it might be,

589
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,000
and felt like, eh, maybe I'm not getting enough reward

590
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,200
because these people seem like

591
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:47,440
they're getting a bunch of rewards

592
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:51,160
and I'm getting this little teeny, teeny thing

593
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:53,840
and I want more.

594
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,360
That guy got 20 million of them.

595
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:57,020
What the fuck, right?

596
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,660
That's what I'm saying.

597
00:24:00,660 --> 00:24:02,960
The kiddo, my kiddo likes Colbert,

598
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:06,060
Late Night with Colbert, loves Colbert, man.

599
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,320
Yeah, we were watching the night of,

600
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:11,960
the episode was so old, he was on The Daily Show.

601
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:12,800
So.

602
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,220
All right, see, there you go.

603
00:24:18,220 --> 00:24:20,120
I could do some monologues.

604
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,480
Geez, we're way too late for a monologue.

605
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:23,760
Wow.

606
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:25,260
What have I been talking about?

607
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,300
All right, I'm gonna take a break, actually, right here.

608
00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:31,160
I'm not sure, I might be structuring my commercials

609
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,240
a little bit different, I don't know,

610
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:35,400
but yeah, I'm gonna take a quick break.

611
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,760
Don't forget you can support the show,

612
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:40,520
John D. Podcom, on Venmo.

613
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,060
John D. Podcast, John D. Comedy on Twitter.

614
00:24:43,060 --> 00:24:45,520
I'm on the new threads, everybody.

615
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,160
You guys on the new threads?

616
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,120
Huh?

617
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:51,920
You guys wanna come be one of my 14 followers on that thing?

618
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:52,760
I don't know.

619
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,640
I haven't really posted much on there

620
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,320
because I just don't, I don't know.

621
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,480
I post stuff and it's like screaming into an abyss.

622
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,920
All I see on there are blue fucking check marks.

623
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,060
Like, it's just a million of them.

624
00:25:07,060 --> 00:25:09,120
Everybody on there is just verified.

625
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:10,600
I'm not verified for anything.

626
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,760
I've been verified how to serve safe food.

627
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,620
I've been verified to give CPR, right?

628
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,960
I've been verified by, I don't know,

629
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:23,960
I think I might leave it at that

630
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,200
as far as what I'm verified for.

631
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,660
Anyways, point being, I'm on threads.

632
00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:31,020
John D. Podcom on threads and Instagram.

633
00:25:32,140 --> 00:25:33,800
John D. Podcast on Facebook.

634
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,440
Coming up after the break, we're gonna talk about NHL.

635
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,640
I know it's been passed by a little while.

636
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,520
For a little while, the season's been over,

637
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:43,240
but I gotta address some of my critics on that

638
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:46,280
and we're gonna talk about people throwing stuff

639
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,960
at people on stages.

640
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:52,180
All right, stick around for John D. Podcast

641
00:25:52,180 --> 00:25:53,220
right after this.

642
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,880
And welcome back to part two of episode 54

643
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,040
of John D. Podcast.

644
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,520
I'm your host, John D. Miller.

645
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:01,540
How was your break, everybody?

646
00:26:01,540 --> 00:26:02,440
How was it?

647
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:03,920
You may have noticed that you didn't hear

648
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,420
the BlendJet commercial on this,

649
00:26:06,420 --> 00:26:07,440
during that commercial break.

650
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,280
However, you can still do my promo code

651
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,400
and still support the show at the same time.

652
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:16,540
John D. Pod one two, if you go to BlendJet,

653
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654
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I think right now my code will actually give you

655
00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:25,320
the same price as what the deal that they're running.

656
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:26,840
I believe that's what it is.

657
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,480
You definitely will get free shipping

658
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,600
if you go use my code, John D. Pod one two,

659
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for 12% off and free shipping.

660
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:35,360
And you support the show.

661
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:36,560
I actually made money off of it.

662
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:37,440
So you can still get it,

663
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,240
even if you didn't hear the commercial.

664
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,880
So, and if you didn't hear any commercials at all,

665
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,120
depending on where you're listening,

666
00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:45,340
just, did you enjoy the silence?

667
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:47,880
Did you enjoy the silence?

668
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,100
Did you get some thinking done in the,

669
00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:51,280
however long that was?

670
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:52,320
Probably not very long.

671
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,160
I don't know how that works,

672
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:54,800
because some of these platforms

673
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,160
that I know that this stuff goes out to,

674
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,080
it's nothing, it's nothing there.

675
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,120
I'm like, I'm taking a break.

676
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,480
And then it just comes back.

677
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:02,880
And people are like,

678
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:06,040
I've actually had people write me, say something to me.

679
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:09,840
Like, hey, yeah, I was listening to it on such and such.

680
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,700
And I'm in such and such place.

681
00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:12,900
And nothing.

682
00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:14,680
So I don't know.

683
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,000
I don't know why that happens.

684
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,420
I don't make the rules.

685
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,220
So I know the NHL has been over for a while now

686
00:27:21,220 --> 00:27:24,200
since the Vegas Golden Knights won the Stanley Cup.

687
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:28,200
I know, I picked the Florida Panthers to win.

688
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,520
And I got a little grief for it.

689
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:31,920
I thought you knew hockey, John.

690
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,520
I do know hockey, you sons of,

691
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:35,620
hey, you know what?

692
00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:37,500
You never know what's gonna happen.

693
00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:40,320
Nobody, a lot of people did not pick

694
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:41,900
what happened in the playoffs.

695
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,340
And congratulations to Vegas.

696
00:27:44,340 --> 00:27:48,060
No, I did not think that Vegas was gonna be that physical.

697
00:27:48,060 --> 00:27:50,560
And that they were just, they were heavy duty.

698
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:55,120
And Aiden Hill, the goalie, stood on his fricking head

699
00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:58,000
the entire playoff run, who plays for Vegas,

700
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,120
had the playoff of his life.

701
00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:02,380
I know not everybody on here is a hockey fan,

702
00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:03,880
but I'm gonna talk about this.

703
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:07,560
So congratulations to the Vegas Golden Knights.

704
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,680
I did not see that happening.

705
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,800
I didn't even have them getting past the second round.

706
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,000
So was it the second round?

707
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:13,840
Yeah, I think it was.

708
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:14,960
But you know what?

709
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,680
Like I said, nobody knew what was gonna happen.

710
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,280
It was a good playoff.

711
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,480
And congratulations to the Vegas Golden Knights.

712
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,280
Although I did hear rumors,

713
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,440
and I hate hearing about this in any sport,

714
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,440
that some of the fans were a little,

715
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,080
some of the fans in Vegas were a little bit

716
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:33,080
raucous in a negative way.

717
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,320
I'll put it that way.

718
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,440
But whether that's true or not, they still won.

719
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:41,080
GM, GM, George McPhee, he used to be the general manager

720
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,700
for my Washington Capitals.

721
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,880
It has been the GM since he left the caps.

722
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:48,520
He's been the only GM for the Golden Knights.

723
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,440
And he built himself a pretty good squad, I gotta admit.

724
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,960
He definitely knows more about hockey than I do.

725
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:56,320
I'll definitely say that.

726
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,000
But you know, apparently it doesn't take much

727
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,200
according to some of you.

728
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:03,440
So, and of course we moved into free agency,

729
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,320
which you know, hey, some big signings,

730
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:06,520
some not so big signings.

731
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,640
I bought the caps real quick.

732
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,800
I'm kind of mad that they did not try to bring back,

733
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,580
or at least were not successful in bringing back

734
00:29:13,580 --> 00:29:15,440
some of the guys that traded the deadlines for,

735
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,920
Lars Eller went to the Penguins for Christ's sake,

736
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:19,520
after he got traded to Colorado,

737
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:20,480
then he became a free agent.

738
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,160
Yeah, went to the Penguins, awesome.

739
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:25,320
Awesome.

740
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:29,320
Orloff went to Carolina, come on, ugh.

741
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:31,680
Yeah, that's hockey for you.

742
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:32,520
That's hockey for you.

743
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,720
Anyways, I just wanna address the critics on that.

744
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:35,560
And it had been a while,

745
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,640
and the last time I made an episode, I know,

746
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,920
it was a while back, I had picked Florida.

747
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,100
I really thought they were gonna win.

748
00:29:42,100 --> 00:29:46,780
I don't know, it really was a toss up, I think.

749
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,200
All right, so let's talk about this, all right.

750
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,000
I really just don't understand the mentality

751
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,160
of what's been going on lately

752
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:58,160
with people throwing things at artists on stage

753
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,120
when they're trying to perform.

754
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,240
We all, many people might have seen

755
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:06,440
the Baby Rexha incident, Bebe, Bay Bay, I don't know.

756
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,880
I know Bay Bay's kids, that's what I know.

757
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:15,220
Robin Harris, great comic, passed away way too soon.

758
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,960
I know that, a baby, but this is Bay Bay,

759
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,240
Bay Bay Rexha, Bebe Rexha.

760
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:24,120
But she was doing a gig in New York, I believe.

761
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,800
She comes out on stage, and she just gets hit

762
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:30,000
in the face by a phone.

763
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,960
Like, why would you throw your cell phone

764
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:35,400
at a person walking onto a stage and go sing a song?

765
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,880
I mean, are you that mad at AT&T like I am

766
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:42,960
with your outrageously pricey cell phone playing?

767
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:47,360
And it hits Baby, whatever, hits her in the face.

768
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:50,060
She like drops to her knees.

769
00:30:50,060 --> 00:30:52,940
Was thrown by some moron in the crowd.

770
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,320
And apparently they found the guy.

771
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:56,560
Apparently they went looking for the dude,

772
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:57,760
and he was like, here I am.

773
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:00,520
Really?

774
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,080
He was like, yeah, I thought it'd be funny.

775
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,240
I thought it'd be funny.

776
00:31:04,220 --> 00:31:06,800
And supposedly he told some people that

777
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,600
in an interview or something like that,

778
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,400
that he thought that she would pick it up,

779
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:13,600
take like a picture or something, and then give it back.

780
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:14,960
He's never gonna have phone back.

781
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,360
He shouldn't, in my opinion.

782
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,200
That guy should not get a phone ever.

783
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,320
He should get one of those little toy phones

784
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:22,360
that looks like a face.

785
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,400
Remember he had that when you were a kid?

786
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:25,240
He should get one of those.

787
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:29,480
That should be the phone he has to use for the next year.

788
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:30,880
It'll work, it'll work just fine.

789
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,120
I want it to work just like a normal phone.

790
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,600
He can call people, he can text.

791
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:36,960
I don't know, he can make it work.

792
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:41,020
But it has to look like that little rolling phone.

793
00:31:41,020 --> 00:31:44,080
And it has the face on it, you know what I'm saying?

794
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:45,200
The little kid's toy.

795
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,640
He's gotta have one of those for the next year

796
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,120
for what he did.

797
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,120
This is dumb.

798
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:52,920
That's completely stupid.

799
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:53,760
I don't understand.

800
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,720
And then Mr. Harry Styles,

801
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,760
who I can't say his name with a straight face.

802
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,160
I'm sorry, I can't.

803
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,480
Even hearing his name, they're like, Harry Styles.

804
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,640
And I go, I don't know.

805
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:05,480
I don't know why.

806
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,040
I don't, I don't.

807
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,100
I don't pretend to be the most mature person

808
00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:10,900
in the entire world.

809
00:32:10,900 --> 00:32:14,360
But for some reason, it always, anyways,

810
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:18,840
Harry Styles, he has been hit in the eye

811
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:24,760
now once, but twice, if I'm not mistaken.

812
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,220
But I know at least one time.

813
00:32:27,220 --> 00:32:29,000
He's been hit by stuff before.

814
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:34,000
One of the times being was a skittle.

815
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:38,480
Somebody threw skittles on the,

816
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,780
I don't know, is virtual reality

817
00:32:40,780 --> 00:32:43,320
really fucking people up that bad

818
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,960
that they think it's acceptable?

819
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,160
Do they not think it's real?

820
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:47,700
I don't get it.

821
00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:49,520
You know, who was her name?

822
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:50,480
Lato?

823
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:51,920
Lato?

824
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,320
I saw a video of her.

825
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,660
Okay, whatever.

826
00:32:55,660 --> 00:32:58,420
I'm not pretending that she's my kind of music.

827
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,680
But you know, she's up there.

828
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:05,260
She was, I don't know, she was shaking her butt talks.

829
00:33:05,260 --> 00:33:07,240
She was shaking her butt talks.

830
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,760
And yeah, but she was doing it.

831
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,320
And she goes walking across the stage

832
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:11,600
and you just see, I don't know what the,

833
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,240
I don't think I ever saw what it was,

834
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,520
but somebody just threw shit up there.

835
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:17,960
She's like, she was walking right towards it.

836
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,920
If she had walked a little bit faster, what a hitter.

837
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,880
Do you guys remember the, what was it?

838
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,480
Green Day, right?

839
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,820
It was at Lollapalooza.

840
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,700
And somebody, what's that, Billy Joe Armstrong?

841
00:33:30,700 --> 00:33:31,600
The dude, the lead singer.

842
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,880
Somebody threw, they're in a field.

843
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,340
It's a muddy field.

844
00:33:35,340 --> 00:33:36,640
It's been raining.

845
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,460
They're in a goddamn field festival.

846
00:33:38,460 --> 00:33:40,480
And yeah, but somebody threw,

847
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,760
somebody threw this giant gob of mud

848
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:48,400
and hit Billy Joe right in the guitar.

849
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,120
I mean, but it literally hit his hand.

850
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,640
Like he couldn't play.

851
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,320
It was just covered in mud.

852
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,680
And he, it may not have been that show,

853
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,160
but I remember seeing the footage.

854
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,200
He just literally just dropped the guitar

855
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,960
and he just, he jumped into the audience.

856
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:03,920
Or he tried to.

857
00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:06,520
Yeah.

858
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:07,520
This is the thing.

859
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:09,560
This is not interactive shit.

860
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,880
You're supposed to hang out and watch the people.

861
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:15,100
I don't think there's any time

862
00:34:15,100 --> 00:34:17,840
that you should ever throw stuff at people on stage,

863
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,940
unless, unless, unless,

864
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,920
unless you're throwing a little moola up there

865
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:25,080
because they're giving you a good show.

866
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:28,580
Now, that being said, right?

867
00:34:29,660 --> 00:34:31,760
This is be realistic, okay?

868
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,640
That being said, you should never,

869
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:34,880
you shouldn't throw stuff at these people.

870
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,500
They don't want that.

871
00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:38,360
That's not what they want.

872
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:39,800
I don't think Harry Styles is like,

873
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,760
I really hope that they throw Skittles at me tonight.

874
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,960
And right during that one part of the song

875
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,380
where I spin around, you know that song?

876
00:34:47,380 --> 00:34:48,920
When I'm wearing my fur covered suit.

877
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,760
Have you seen the outfits by the way he's been wearing?

878
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:51,760
Just, I'm just saying.

879
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,040
Who thinks it's a good idea to throw shit on, on stage?

880
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,600
I don't, I don't think, I don't know how anybody would.

881
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,880
It doesn't seem to make sense.

882
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,200
That's not what they want.

883
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,040
Stop it.

884
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,600
I don't think I ever had anybody throw something

885
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,240
at me on stage.

886
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,120
Like, no, I take that back.

887
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:11,960
I did.

888
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,320
I had somebody, I had a woman throw a napkin one time,

889
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,980
like a linen napkin, which I don't,

890
00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:18,040
like they have those in this,

891
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:20,400
what kind of comic club is this?

892
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:21,240
Yeah.

893
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:23,360
That's the problem with people.

894
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,160
They, we just don't care anymore.

895
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,460
Yeah, I'm just gonna fucking throw this shit.

896
00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:28,300
Why?

897
00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:29,120
Because I suck.

898
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,440
That's why I suck.

899
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,240
I suck at life.

900
00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:36,000
That's why I'm gonna throw some shit at people.

901
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,240
It's so stupid.

902
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:38,640
It's so freaking dumb.

903
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,200
Stop it, please.

904
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:41,440
Okay, just stop it.

905
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,280
You're not helping the situation.

906
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,120
You're not making anything better.

907
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,840
You're not adding to the show.

908
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,440
It's not funny.

909
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,320
Knock it off, okay?

910
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:51,840
Just knock it off.

911
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:54,120
The Harry Styles, the footage I saw,

912
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,200
you can go on anywhere online.

913
00:35:56,200 --> 00:36:00,460
Harry Styles, hit in the face by Skittle.

914
00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:02,660
And you just look it up.

915
00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:04,020
And it's on there.

916
00:36:04,020 --> 00:36:05,380
And you'll see.

917
00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:07,100
And he kinda does some moving,

918
00:36:07,100 --> 00:36:08,020
and he kinda spins around.

919
00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:09,220
He's like, oh, you can see.

920
00:36:09,220 --> 00:36:11,280
He's like, oh, and he's trying to like,

921
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,260
wow, that stung.

922
00:36:13,260 --> 00:36:14,580
And he cuts on going.

923
00:36:14,580 --> 00:36:15,820
If I got hit in the eye by a Skittle,

924
00:36:15,820 --> 00:36:18,820
I don't care what kinda sort of performance I was doing.

925
00:36:18,820 --> 00:36:21,280
I don't care if I was playing a giant stadium.

926
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,580
You hit me with a Skittle, I'm outta there.

927
00:36:23,580 --> 00:36:24,420
I'm outta there.

928
00:36:24,420 --> 00:36:25,380
I mean, I might pick it up and eat it,

929
00:36:25,380 --> 00:36:26,380
depending on what flavor it is,

930
00:36:26,380 --> 00:36:28,860
but no, no, you don't do that.

931
00:36:28,860 --> 00:36:30,100
Because you never know what people did to it.

932
00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:30,940
Maybe that's what it was.

933
00:36:30,940 --> 00:36:33,580
They're like, eat my Skittle, you'll trip balls, right?

934
00:36:34,580 --> 00:36:36,740
Trippy Skittle balls.

935
00:36:36,740 --> 00:36:38,220
Nobody wants you to do that.

936
00:36:38,220 --> 00:36:39,260
But he was a trooper.

937
00:36:39,260 --> 00:36:41,900
I would not have done it.

938
00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:43,940
I definitely would definitely definitely

939
00:36:43,940 --> 00:36:45,100
would not have done it.

940
00:36:46,420 --> 00:36:48,980
Somebody asked me, it's weird.

941
00:36:48,980 --> 00:36:52,180
I talk about so many different things on this podcast.

942
00:36:52,180 --> 00:36:54,220
And some people go, well, I like when you talk about hockey.

943
00:36:54,220 --> 00:36:55,900
I like when you talk about politics.

944
00:36:55,900 --> 00:36:57,140
And other people go, I like when you talk

945
00:36:57,140 --> 00:37:00,020
about more nerdy stuff, like Star Wars things.

946
00:37:00,020 --> 00:37:02,220
And some people go, I like when you don't talk, John.

947
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,140
And I go, well, then why are you listening to the podcast?

948
00:37:04,140 --> 00:37:06,660
And they said, for when you don't.

949
00:37:06,660 --> 00:37:07,540
When you don't speak.

950
00:37:07,540 --> 00:37:11,380
So, I think I really do.

951
00:37:11,380 --> 00:37:13,820
I really do think that some people listen to this podcast

952
00:37:13,820 --> 00:37:17,460
because they like to hear the silence in between my voice.

953
00:37:17,460 --> 00:37:18,420
Right?

954
00:37:18,420 --> 00:37:20,260
You're always welcome to say, hey, John D,

955
00:37:20,260 --> 00:37:22,460
why don't you talk about such and such again?

956
00:37:24,260 --> 00:37:26,460
All right, let's talk about our charities real quick.

957
00:37:26,460 --> 00:37:29,140
And then I'm gonna have my final thought.

958
00:37:29,140 --> 00:37:30,380
Yeah, see, I'm doing that now.

959
00:37:30,380 --> 00:37:31,500
So you have to stick around.

960
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,820
You don't start out looking for something else to listen to.

961
00:37:33,820 --> 00:37:35,780
He's just doing the charity.

962
00:37:35,780 --> 00:37:39,700
I can go, no, I have something to share with you after this.

963
00:37:39,700 --> 00:37:43,580
But first, I wanna say, let's talk about our charities.

964
00:37:43,580 --> 00:37:44,420
All right?

965
00:37:44,420 --> 00:37:45,420
No Kid Hungry.

966
00:37:45,420 --> 00:37:47,260
Many school-aged children are in situations

967
00:37:47,260 --> 00:37:49,780
where the best meal of the day comes from school.

968
00:37:49,780 --> 00:37:51,780
No Kid Hungry helps children with meals

969
00:37:51,780 --> 00:37:53,900
when children in need are away from school,

970
00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:56,820
such as weekends, holidays, or, as in right now,

971
00:37:56,820 --> 00:37:58,300
summer vacation.

972
00:37:58,300 --> 00:38:00,620
Wounded Warrior Project, the brave men and women

973
00:38:00,620 --> 00:38:02,420
who have served our country deserve the best care

974
00:38:02,420 --> 00:38:04,340
we can give them after they return home.

975
00:38:04,340 --> 00:38:07,460
Some of them have wounds that are external and or internal

976
00:38:07,460 --> 00:38:09,180
that they may need help with,

977
00:38:09,180 --> 00:38:11,180
or even just accessible housing.

978
00:38:11,180 --> 00:38:13,660
BestFriends.org is making a difference

979
00:38:13,660 --> 00:38:16,380
by helping homeless dogs and cats in shelters

980
00:38:16,380 --> 00:38:19,460
be adopted faster and in more numbers.

981
00:38:19,460 --> 00:38:21,740
Their goal is to have the entire country

982
00:38:21,740 --> 00:38:24,620
no-kill shelters by the year 2025.

983
00:38:24,620 --> 00:38:26,980
So that's No Kid Hungry, Wounded Warrior Project,

984
00:38:26,980 --> 00:38:29,220
BestFriends.org.

985
00:38:29,220 --> 00:38:34,020
As always, I continue to say, anything for Ukraine.

986
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:36,140
Anything for Ukraine, okay?

987
00:38:36,140 --> 00:38:37,140
Anything for Ukraine.

988
00:38:38,180 --> 00:38:39,740
I'm just saying.

989
00:38:39,740 --> 00:38:43,180
Until that conflict ends, that is a constant, okay?

990
00:38:43,180 --> 00:38:45,220
And as all the other ones, okay?

991
00:38:45,220 --> 00:38:46,940
They're all good charities.

992
00:38:46,940 --> 00:38:49,140
And after the charity, if you got a little time

993
00:38:49,140 --> 00:38:52,980
for a little cheer on me, you can support the show

994
00:38:52,980 --> 00:38:56,860
John D. Podcom on Venmo, okay?

995
00:38:57,780 --> 00:39:01,140
So again, I'm sorry it took so long to get back to you.

996
00:39:01,140 --> 00:39:05,380
You know, I go in spurts, but I do this when I can

997
00:39:05,380 --> 00:39:06,820
because I like to do it.

998
00:39:06,820 --> 00:39:08,940
I like to sit here and talk on the microphone.

999
00:39:08,940 --> 00:39:10,460
I enjoy doing it.

1000
00:39:10,460 --> 00:39:12,580
I like to hear myself talk, I guess.

1001
00:39:12,580 --> 00:39:14,580
And I appreciate everybody out there

1002
00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:17,460
who likes to hear me talk as well.

1003
00:39:17,460 --> 00:39:19,740
There's quite a few of you now.

1004
00:39:19,740 --> 00:39:23,060
When I get going, I feel like I don't do one

1005
00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:26,020
and then you kinda fade off and then maybe you come back.

1006
00:39:26,020 --> 00:39:28,060
Oh, he's doing them again?

1007
00:39:28,060 --> 00:39:29,860
Yeah, not yet, no, all right, taking a break.

1008
00:39:29,860 --> 00:39:32,260
Okay, we'll be over here when you need us, right?

1009
00:39:32,260 --> 00:39:35,940
But I did actually go up to the Richmond Funny Boat.

1010
00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:39,420
The Richmond Funny Boat, which is here in town,

1011
00:39:39,420 --> 00:39:41,700
called up my buddy Kenny Wingel,

1012
00:39:41,700 --> 00:39:42,980
who I hadn't seen in a very long time.

1013
00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:46,300
I texted him and I said, hey man, how's it been going?

1014
00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:49,580
And he said, yeah, no, come up to the Clash of the Comics.

1015
00:39:50,540 --> 00:39:53,500
And you can hang out, maybe do a little judging,

1016
00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:55,860
which I felt really strange about doing

1017
00:39:55,860 --> 00:39:59,220
because a lot of the people that were on the show,

1018
00:40:00,060 --> 00:40:04,780
it's a competition, were people that I've met recently

1019
00:40:04,780 --> 00:40:07,860
and I'm trying to be cool, hey, what's up?

1020
00:40:07,860 --> 00:40:10,340
But they all did a really good job.

1021
00:40:10,340 --> 00:40:12,300
Every single one of them, actually.

1022
00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:13,900
It was really kind of funny

1023
00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:17,540
because I was reminded at one point,

1024
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:19,460
I went up there, I was standing there

1025
00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:21,900
and I was talking to some of these guys

1026
00:40:21,900 --> 00:40:24,620
and I was standing outside and then Kenny came out to do,

1027
00:40:24,620 --> 00:40:26,340
they always do open mics or whatever,

1028
00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:28,460
they have a little comics meeting, discuss the order,

1029
00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:30,180
make sure everybody's there, call everybody's names

1030
00:40:30,180 --> 00:40:32,140
and then when he started doing that,

1031
00:40:32,140 --> 00:40:35,220
I stepped out of the way so he could do his thing.

1032
00:40:35,220 --> 00:40:38,260
And I remember sitting over there, standing on the side,

1033
00:40:38,260 --> 00:40:40,220
I was standing on the side,

1034
00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:42,180
I didn't wanna walk through his situation

1035
00:40:42,180 --> 00:40:44,900
to go back inside off the patio there

1036
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:49,340
and I just was looking at these faces

1037
00:40:49,340 --> 00:40:53,540
of these mostly young comics.

1038
00:40:55,260 --> 00:40:59,060
And it brought back so many memories.

1039
00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:02,540
It brought back so much of the times where I'm sitting there

1040
00:41:02,540 --> 00:41:07,540
going, man, I so completely remember being there.

1041
00:41:07,540 --> 00:41:12,540
It wasn't fear, it wasn't nervousness necessarily,

1042
00:41:15,540 --> 00:41:18,580
definitely in some and I know I've been there,

1043
00:41:18,580 --> 00:41:19,980
I probably look like that.

1044
00:41:19,980 --> 00:41:21,580
If you put me on a big show,

1045
00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:23,820
I'm sure I would look like that.

1046
00:41:23,820 --> 00:41:25,620
I'm a comic.

1047
00:41:25,620 --> 00:41:26,860
Comics get like that no matter what.

1048
00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:29,380
You can be doing comedy for a long time.

1049
00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:31,540
You go through something in your head

1050
00:41:31,540 --> 00:41:32,700
before you're gonna go out there

1051
00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:34,140
just like you do anything else.

1052
00:41:34,140 --> 00:41:38,060
Just sports people, whatever.

1053
00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:40,300
If you're going to do your big thing,

1054
00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:41,540
gotta get fired up for it.

1055
00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:44,860
But I just remember looking at these faces of these comics

1056
00:41:44,860 --> 00:41:49,860
and I remember being there and it was one of those things,

1057
00:41:50,020 --> 00:41:55,020
it made me think, there are times that I feel

1058
00:41:55,540 --> 00:41:56,980
and I know other people out there do

1059
00:41:56,980 --> 00:41:59,760
because I correspond with you in different ways.

1060
00:42:00,660 --> 00:42:03,100
You feel sometimes, you do feel sometimes

1061
00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:07,980
like okay, I got this all straight.

1062
00:42:07,980 --> 00:42:09,200
I got it all down.

1063
00:42:10,340 --> 00:42:12,060
I'm doing what I should be doing.

1064
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,660
But what I saw on their faces

1065
00:42:15,660 --> 00:42:20,180
was one of the things that I think I missed about comedy

1066
00:42:20,180 --> 00:42:22,940
because these young comics have really just

1067
00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:24,860
reawakened something in me.

1068
00:42:24,860 --> 00:42:28,420
And it is with being around their youth

1069
00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:32,380
and how much they just, for lack of a better term,

1070
00:42:32,380 --> 00:42:33,640
they just don't know.

1071
00:42:34,860 --> 00:42:37,380
But I like it, it's great.

1072
00:42:37,380 --> 00:42:39,220
They haven't been made bitter and jaded.

1073
00:42:39,220 --> 00:42:40,600
They're just hopeful.

1074
00:42:41,780 --> 00:42:43,380
And they're ready to be.

1075
00:42:43,380 --> 00:42:47,960
We're so ready to just be, that's it, I'm set.

1076
00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:51,180
There's no challenges.

1077
00:42:51,180 --> 00:42:53,780
And I was thinking, I'm like, man,

1078
00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:56,460
I have not challenged myself enough,

1079
00:42:57,460 --> 00:42:59,220
is what I was thinking.

1080
00:42:59,220 --> 00:43:01,620
And I saw it in their faces at a young age.

1081
00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:05,260
And I think that's one thing that we lose sometimes

1082
00:43:05,260 --> 00:43:06,980
as we get older.

1083
00:43:06,980 --> 00:43:11,100
We've lost that ability or that want to be challenged.

1084
00:43:12,020 --> 00:43:15,300
And I'm sure, I'm sure that's why people go skydiving.

1085
00:43:15,300 --> 00:43:17,020
I'm sure that's why people go bungee jumping.

1086
00:43:17,020 --> 00:43:18,620
I've done the bungee.

1087
00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:21,180
That's a little scary.

1088
00:43:21,180 --> 00:43:22,580
I've done the little slingshot thing.

1089
00:43:22,580 --> 00:43:23,940
You know the ones you always see the videos,

1090
00:43:23,940 --> 00:43:25,660
they always have them on Facebook and stuff

1091
00:43:25,660 --> 00:43:27,400
and it's some chick in a tank top

1092
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,160
and she flies up in her boobs.

1093
00:43:30,340 --> 00:43:31,300
Almost come out of her shirt.

1094
00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:34,580
But not quite, not quite because it is Facebook.

1095
00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:38,260
I don't think we do that enough anymore

1096
00:43:38,260 --> 00:43:42,520
because these people, these kids mostly,

1097
00:43:43,460 --> 00:43:45,860
I'm 49, I'll say it, they're kids.

1098
00:43:46,820 --> 00:43:48,000
I mean, I took some time off from it,

1099
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,460
but I was doing comedy before almost all of them

1100
00:43:50,460 --> 00:43:51,580
were even born.

1101
00:43:51,580 --> 00:43:52,860
There's a couple of people that were not.

1102
00:43:52,860 --> 00:43:56,660
But the point is, is that seeing it in them,

1103
00:43:56,660 --> 00:44:00,300
these young people, they're facing fear

1104
00:44:00,300 --> 00:44:03,480
because they have a dream and they have a goal.

1105
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,920
Like I say, if you're gonna go skydiving,

1106
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:09,440
that's great, that's awesome.

1107
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:10,840
You like the thrill.

1108
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,740
But what are you trying to do by skydiving?

1109
00:44:13,740 --> 00:44:15,340
Yeah, it's scary.

1110
00:44:15,340 --> 00:44:19,160
I give kudos and credit to anybody who's ever done it.

1111
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,460
I might do it one day.

1112
00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:21,800
I don't know.

1113
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:22,920
I better hurry up, I guess.

1114
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:24,720
But I might.

1115
00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:29,300
I mean, I'm doing it as a goal of saying, yeah, I did it.

1116
00:44:29,300 --> 00:44:32,480
But that's where it stops.

1117
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:37,280
These young folks that I saw at the Clash of the Comics

1118
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,640
are trying to get somewhere with it.

1119
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:42,040
They wanna be comics for forever.

1120
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:44,720
And honestly, that is one of the biggest things

1121
00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:48,900
I think I ever loved about it was because I'm facing fear,

1122
00:44:48,900 --> 00:44:52,460
I'm facing nervousness, I'm facing a challenge,

1123
00:44:52,460 --> 00:44:55,320
but I have a big goal in it.

1124
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,520
And I think people lose it.

1125
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,660
I think people have lost that.

1126
00:44:59,660 --> 00:45:01,460
I don't want anything to be different.

1127
00:45:01,460 --> 00:45:04,520
I want everything to be just the same all the time.

1128
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:06,900
Don't get me wrong, I'm a creature of habit.

1129
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:11,600
So I'm just saying, they so reminded me of it.

1130
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:14,720
And you know, all great comics,

1131
00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:17,800
some really, really great comics, timing, cadence.

1132
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:20,200
It's also, it's fun to watch that too.

1133
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,680
It's just fun to watch with these people,

1134
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,940
these younger folks and them getting into it.

1135
00:45:24,940 --> 00:45:27,940
And some of the, one of them asked me,

1136
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,280
one of them asked me, he was like, hey,

1137
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,280
so like, you just do like all the same jokes

1138
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:34,120
over and over again?

1139
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:34,940
I'm like, what are you talking about?

1140
00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:36,440
I said, no, you write new jokes.

1141
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:37,660
He goes, yeah, but when you go on the road,

1142
00:45:37,660 --> 00:45:40,480
do you always do the same act?

1143
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,500
And I said, well, that's part of, yeah.

1144
00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:43,920
I mean, that's kind of what you do.

1145
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:47,120
I mean, the jokes seem like they're right off the cuff

1146
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,300
and they might be.

1147
00:45:49,300 --> 00:45:53,300
But no, a lot of times you take this ball of,

1148
00:45:53,300 --> 00:45:57,520
of, you know, comedy clay and you get it

1149
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,680
into a nice round ball and you take it

1150
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:02,000
and you shine it up and you whatever,

1151
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,920
and you make it a nice, pretty object of comedy.

1152
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,400
And you take that and you sling it to, you know,

1153
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,040
you sling it at a bowling alley

1154
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,040
on a Tuesday night outside of Pittsburgh.

1155
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,880
Yeah, and that's what you do.

1156
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:19,240
It's not always like that, obviously.

1157
00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:22,720
You have the dream to eventually be like to do

1158
00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:24,680
the new Tom Segura special where you're filming

1159
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:28,560
in a big, you know, in the round place.

1160
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:29,880
I don't think I could ever do that.

1161
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,360
But I suppose, I hear that's good.

1162
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,320
I hear it's good by the way, the Tom Segura special.

1163
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,760
I don't think I could ever do comedy in the round though.

1164
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:39,960
I know the people behind me and then you're turning

1165
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:43,160
and then it's like, yeah, I don't know.

1166
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:43,980
What the fuck?

1167
00:46:43,980 --> 00:46:45,680
Carlin did it years ago.

1168
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:47,440
I remember watching his special.

1169
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:48,920
Yeah, he was in the round.

1170
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:52,400
Yeah, it's like, I don't know.

1171
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,480
Because then you say something

1172
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:54,840
and then the people are laughing behind you.

1173
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:56,520
You're not used to having people laugh behind you.

1174
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:58,080
You're used to people laughing in front of you,

1175
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,400
maybe to the sides, right?

1176
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:01,440
It's gotta be a little odd.

1177
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:02,960
I don't have Netflix right now

1178
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:03,880
and I'm not gonna get them back

1179
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,620
because they just did away with my $10 plan,

1180
00:47:05,620 --> 00:47:07,160
you sons of bitches.

1181
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:08,700
No, we weren't watching it.

1182
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:10,440
We weren't watching it.

1183
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:11,400
All right, anyways.

1184
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,520
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1185
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:18,480
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1186
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:22,560
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1187
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:27,320
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1188
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:30,600
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1189
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:32,480
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1190
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,800
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1191
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:35,680
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1192
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,460
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1193
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1199
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This has been episode 54, numero cinquenta y cuatro

1214
00:48:31,240 --> 00:48:34,040
in the old Espanola language, that's right,

1215
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1216
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