What's really good people down down a K a chef.
I'm here with mr. Muffins Martinez who a way
I feel trying to do some extra content for Ask
you for some information. The guy said me six
million videos a day of wrestling I asked him
two questions and I get no response on those
fucking questions I feel Thank you, my bad man.
I've been trying to like, you know, since my
sleep is horrible. I've been trying not to like
do anything crazy and just kind of stay up and
then probably go to sleep. My 11 ladies, so that's
been working the last couple of nights. Usually,
as you know, I'm up at three, four in the morning
and you two watching wrestling and you always
tell me. Man, go to sleep, go to sleep. I said,
dude, you go to sleep. And you're like, I just
got up to go to work. I said, well, shit. That
was you. I'm still watching wrestling. Leave
me alone, bro. Well, yeah, man, that was my bad.
That was my bad, my bad. But I want to start
you off on this week's wrestling. And, you know,
it is crazy how this happened. So we have Karrion
Kross on the podcast. I really hated you. And
all of a sudden, he gets a text message on his
phone. And the guy is sitting right next to him,
and he looks down, and he goes like, no. And
you see Cary Curl kind of like, ooh, kind of
like laughing. And he goes, the other guy who's
anyway, can we save what I just saw? He goes,
go ahead. And he goes, you just got a text from
Paul Heyman. Paul Heyman just texted him. on
the third day while he's holding the MLW heavyweight
title, talking to this guy doing the interview,
and Paul Heyman just texted the man. Now, let
me give you a breakdown of what's going on here.
All right. So you have Doug Lee. We already know
Kieren Kross was the beast wherever he goes.
But you know, as everything works out, Some people
may not like it style So you do and then you
don't get pushed and then you get pushed and
then you kind of get put back in the back burner
for a while The fence go crazy They're cheering
for you. They want to do this do this and you
contact runs out and then you leave and now you're
doing your shit somewhere else Right, which always
happens. So now you have the vision on Monday
night raw, which is supposed to be Jeff Rollins
brown breaker Bronson me Seth Rollins gets hurt
Breaker turns on him Now this is starving new
vision then you got Logan Paul comes in now and
Then lastly what the last guy who came in into
the vision is um, oh my god, I forgot his name
Australian kid, he just shaved his head too,
you know his name by any chance Apologize because
I just went blank on his name So now you got
four guys. Everything is cool. Rest some money
is around the corner. Hey, it's gonna be huge
Bram Riker gets hurt Now you have to three members
this past Monday night I brought some reed went
to dive to break a pin and landed raw on his
shoulder and Blew out his pectoral muscle. So
now you down You got up to two guys only now
Logan Paul and the other kid and I'm sorry I
still care everything his face is right here,
but I can't remember his name now There's a box
that was Delivered to Monday Night Raw that says
open up a deliberation chamber humongous box
that you could put a person in there First I'm
thinking. Oh, wow. It's gonna be the return of
Brock Lesnar. Well Brock letters already came
because he's already went with Paul Heyman and
they mentioned about an open challenge at WrestleMania
So hopefully that will move some ticket sales
Because of Brock doesn't be in there early and
he's gonna have an open challenge. Yeah So now
they'd move the box to dirt to fire name smackdown
because now he doesn't want the box there send
it to Magnus So their Magnus is I don't want
this box. This doesn't go over here Send it back
to Monday night. So then this past Monday night.
They said, you know something Listen it to a
limited chamber and me and madness will figure
it out there and then My thing is this now I'm
thinking out of left field now you have your
vision that you really have You so I Hopefully
I put the Painted a good picture even though
secure me the last guy's name from the vision
You got you got you got your two main guys from
the vision are her Brum breakers out and now
browser read is out. You have two young guys
who are still learning the program of Totally
and how things work there how the fence gonna
react? So, okay. I don't so now you bring this
box back It's just a return of Seth Rollins is
several of these ready to return but They turn
to him. So Why is that gonna do for the vision?
So Dude now Just throwing you know, just throwing
you went into the air We see what happened on
Thursday on this life, you know things that they're
doing and Karen cross gets a text from Paul Heyman
Is he trying to reach out to Karen cross like
bro? We need you and we know you know Karen cross
is a stand -up man We understand that but he's
done this was before when he left from TNA Went
to MLW for a cup of coffee and we thought oh
wow Karen crazy is here in MLW They went out
and they did a figure an actual figure for the
man And a month later he sang with Dolly Dolly
two years later He's back on the free agent mark
and we know Paul Heyman is a veteran. He knows
how to talk. That's his job He knows how to talk.
He knows how to take us and Bring it up to a
bigger -than -life persona than what we used
to So poor Haman knows what he needs to do to
butter somebody up to get inside your mind And
work those little wires Do you I mean so my question
to you now is do you think? Paul Haman is really
talking to Karen cross to try and get him down
to this side of the elimination chamber He'd
be whatever inside the box Or Do you think here
we across will be a standard guy I said, you
know something Very once came on me Or Burmese,
what was it? Burmese once came on you Burmese
twice. Sure. Let me so hopefully this would be
the same time Hopefully you learn from it. I
first time what happened. I got treated and I
go from twice How it was treated Do you go back?
You know, so that was my question to you chef
if you're being that type of guy Elmo don't just
put the belt on you Because they believe in you
they have this big thing that when you finished
you went up to your parents You put the belt
on your mom. You told the crowd my mom be cancer
Now now you do all this they're putting they
featuring heavily On the last two shows which
we haven't seen yet from mlw because now everything
is being taped for fusion So what do you think
is gonna happen? Do you think he said, you know
something? I'll go back to prove myself. The
money's good. I doesn't let two or three years
At least I know if something happens i'll be
taken care of but what happens when they get
tired of me and I get shaded back to the to the
back bus back of the bus So this is like a super
loaded question. So I see it as an opportunity
to win the title. And I don't care if he's fresh
off the streets and they gave it to him, I don't
even care. I do. I'm just saying in general,
it's whatever. I hate that. I hate it. I do as
well. I think it's fucking stupid as shit. But
your mother's a cancer survivor, right? And they
made it a point. to let them have a moment. Now
I'm not saying that that's definitive, you got
to do whatever you got to do. I'm not saying
that. But places like TNA, who I've seen do things
like that, Impact Wrestling, I've seen them very
heavy salute crowd members, family members, staff,
ring crew. I've seen them heavily show love where
in companies like AEW and WWE, all that shit,
right? Like we got too many wrestlers. We got
to put the time on so beautiful mother on there
and god bless She survived cancer all that good
shit right like over nothing. So Incredible moment.
Yeah, I know like you said the figure was there
he dipped real quick He didn't you know, he really
didn't do much in MLW when that figure was coming
out. We were Like how the fuck is there not an
Alex Kane figure, right? So you're like, all
right. I don't really care about the figure thing
cool, but now this time Scarlett Bordeaux also
in WWE, we fizzled pretty quick too. I don't
think they even let her wrestle. Yeah. I don't
think they even let her wrestle in WWE. And we've
seen her have a really good match on their first
comeback into MLW. And the person she beat, I
actually thought was gonna win because like a
lot of people I thought Karrie Cross would be
in and out. Right? Like, you know, we'll bring
them in, you know, get some tickets, get, you
know, get people excited. He wins the belt. You're
like, oh, shit. Scarlett Bordeaux has an incredible
match. And I'm not the biggest Scarlett Bordeaux
fan, but she fucking wrestled the fucking asshole.
And I was surprised at the work she put in. I
was like, oh, man, we got something here. The
featherweight division has been missing a weapon
for a while. It's been decent at times. We've
had some good people coming in and out, but we
need a a signature person. And I think a Scarlett
Bordeaux could easily be that person. So, do
you sit back and go, shit, financially for one
to three years, we're getting a nice payday.
Or do we stay and we do what we do? Do we stay
here where they obviously showing us love? They're
very interested in us working here. We have the
ability to work, you know, the independence and,
you know, do whatever you're going to do. I think
at this point where at the same token, yes, I
understand Karrion Kross is a name, but let me
tell you something. Let's just say he was in
WWE purgatory and we ain't see him wrestle for
two, three years. Do you think people will be
worrying about Karrion Kross or saying his name?
Absolutely not. It's the same thing as Camille,
the hottest female coming out and I use her all
the time. Where is Camille? No one knows. So
wrestling is - unfortunately hit with the same
bug that society has got, where nobody really
wants to see podcasts as much. They want quick,
short looks because their attention span is gone
so quick. They don't care about the information
and everything like that. You do have people
in salute to them, but it's in and out, right?
I think Cross is smart play and not because we're
MLW fans, especially, you know, I love MLW. You
got it and I think that we're looking at two
Possible superstars and MLW that things are in
the works that are working really well For MLW
there are things coming into play who should
come back But there are a lot of moves and I
do have a little inside person that told me there's
so much maneuvering right now They're trying
to go and touch everything and this is someone
who works for the company and I was like bro
Like that like that and he was like He goes Jeff
I can't even tell you and that's the word he
used it sounds fictional We have our hands and
trying to imprint it everywhere and it's starting
to work. So a little bit of time And we see what
happens from there we see them Paul Walter Halger
who we thought it looks freaking great Right?
Like, there are a lot of things in play. And
going forward, we're looking at Cary Cross, the
guy that's going to hold the torch. Do you want
to go back there? Come out of a box, bang. But
all these guys get healthy. The Brawn Breakers,
all these other guys. You know what happens to
you? You get pushed back. These are our stars.
You're not Logan Paul. And I don't even like
Logan Paul. I hate to pause you here because
of something you said right now. What if, just
hypothetical, what if they really give them the
back because they're missing our power at the
moment right now. WrestleMania is the biggest
show of the week and basically of the whole wrestling
world. This is your main show. Okay, by saying.
Like, if we need you now. What's the say? Bro,
what's to say that? That text? But the show is
here now. I hear you. But what's to say that
that text wasn't, hey, brother, how you doing?
Hope the wife is good. Right? Like, it could
just be a friendly text at a wild time, right?
Yeah. It just, I mean, we just gotta be coincidence.
And you were the conspiracy theorist. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. No, trust me, because that's what everybody's
going with. Everybody thinks that, oh, shit,
it was this plan, was this like, oh, my god.
But here's my thing. So let's say your MLW. It
would be too amazing if it was planned. Yeah.
But let's just say your MLW, AEW, whoever else,
TNA. You see them put a belt on a guy, and he
doesn't even defend the belt because he's gonna
jump back to WWE. What do you think about it
if they release him next year? Do you really
wanna, because every time that they call, he
goes running. So do you wanna take the gamble
on a guy like that? Or does he actually show
what he is about? Because listen, he's done this
twice, got burned twice, right? So a third strike,
you're out. And if I'm MLW or NWA or TNA, and
I know he has issues with TNA, fuck, I'm not
fucking with you. I see what pumps through your
blood. Your loyalty to nothing. So I can't fuck
with you. And I don't know his character. I'm
just saying what it looks like on the outside
looking in. I don't know the guy personally.
I'm just saying, if he dips like that, that is
a terrible look, bro. That is a word, his whole
brand. And I understand, he's getting, he's not
a spring chicken no more. So you're looking at
the investment long term to say, hey, look, wrestling
ain't forever. You know, I need a really good
bag to support. And we all understand that, go
get your money. But there is a certain thing
that from our generation, our word means a lot.
And I'll take somebody's word over. anything
else they can give me. Because I know on this
generation, there ain't no fucking thing of loyalty.
It's pathetic. Man, I just gotta say is, that
would be so shitty if he does leave. Yep. And
he's the champion of the company. And you've
already done a show in January, a show this month
that just finished. that we still haven't seen
yet. We've only seen the battle riot thing. So
we haven't seen the tapings that happened on
that show. The tapings that happened in February
in Chicago. And then you have a show coming up
next week, March 5th, or the following week.
I think it's the following week. I think it's
the 14th, I think. From Atlanta, where your champion's
supposed to be there. So, I mean... I mean, we're
gonna go back to the days of the monster tapings
in TNA when guys were leaving. And now for the
next three months, you still watching the guy
wrestle. I knew that, well, damn, this sucks.
He already left. I got to see him for the next
three months and watch this guy heavily on a
show and he's no longer here. The only good thing
I'll say about that is watching it live but watching
it on tv right so i i was there every day so
it wasn't you know i didn't have to suffer for
it for months i i was there right so but if you're
watching it like a fan that doesn't live in florida
you're like what what sense does this make right
like but it's the same thing I hope he's not
that kind of character. Like, I hope he's not
that dude. I mean, I put my tips in that I think
he's a stand -up guy. That's where I'm gonna
stand. I think that he's a stand -up. Maybe,
let's just say, let's say that that is a thing.
That he's like, yo, I need you for Elimination
Chamber. Let's say he said that, yo, bruh, I
need you for Elimination Chamber. I mean, I could
pull up at Elimination Chamber. But, um, I'm
working over here. So, but I'm over here. That
could be the free Lansing. Why not? I doubt it.
So why are you going to come back for that and
then leave again? Yeah. He's just hired for kill.
I can see that in WNWA MLW was his lower show,
but not in WWE. I mean, oh my God, that'd be
so crazy, something like that happens. Oh, here
comes Karrion Kross. Oh, what happened to Karrion
Kross? Yeah, yeah, yeah, true, true, true. Well,
anyway. I'm just trying to give the guy the benefit
of the doubt. Yeah, so we'll see what happens.
Once again, like I said, it was just, we were
here just grabbing our straws and stuff like
that because it just kind of felt like so crazy
how this happened. and stuff like that. Now talking
about a podcast, I don't know if you saw what
happened yesterday with Darby Allen when he's
in an Uber and they're doing an interview on
a live podcast, he's on the phone and the driver
completely has total meltdown because he's on
the phone doing the podcast. So so Darby Allen
is in in an uber. You know, I in an uber It's
the phone. He's not he's doing a live podcast
with somebody else like us Yeah on the ride and
the driver of the uber Completely spazzes out
because he's doing a podcast live What the guy
is driving to wherever his destination is? okay,
basically the The dude completely burnt out the
driver completely goes crazy goes whatever To
the point that before the thing everything ended.
He literally kicked dog behind out of the white
Of his car Because He wasn't happy that he was
on the phone While he's driving doing a podcast
doing a live show at that time So my question
to you is this, is there any kind of etiquette
when you are a wrestler or somebody famous or
whatever, and you're getting an Uber, do you
think I did any type of rules? You know what?
Like, you can't be on phone. Listen, I don't
care Uber or not. If somebody's paying you or
you're just doing the interview, at least give
them the common courtesy, say, look. I'll be
a half hour later, I'm in an Uber, I'm heading
home, I'm headed to the gym, I'm whatever the
sound quality is gonna be. You're in a car, it
picks up all that shit. So even if they're not
paying for the interview and he's just hooking
somebody up, you at least give me the etiquette
of fucking doing it in a decent zone. Like, don't
be in a fucking car at home. You know what I'm
saying? Like, give me that much. So yeah, the
driver's right. I'm trying to fucking drive and
you sitting here fucking having a conversation,
get out of here. Kick that bozo out of the car
with his stupid face paint. Really? Bro, that's
dumb as shit. You'd be upset because the guy's
on the phone? I'm trying to drive. I'm not trying
to hear this bullshit. I'm not trying to hear
this bullshit. He has nothing to do with your
drive. I'm in the back. No, no, no. You're disrupting
my flow. Ah, shit. I'm driving? All right, all
right. So you're in my car, right? So now, if
you're in my car and I'm driving somewhere and
I pump Mobb Deep, let's just say I'm like, fuck,
I don't want to hear that shit. And I pump Mobb
Deep. So I don't got to hear that. I'm wrong
for pumping Mobb Deep in the car now because
it's fucking... No, of course not. But now people
are going to think that you're being petty because,
okay, now he's mad because this guy is on the
phone. So he's putting the music out on purpose.
It's my car. understandable. Yes. Or you should
say like, please. He asked him a couple of times,
you know, about to get off the phone or whatever.
Okay, so where is he wrong? Yeah, but the dude
had a meltdown, bro. This dude completely had
a meltdown. Oh, I gotta see this. I gotta look
for it. Yeah, man. That was yesterday. Well,
anyways, but back to the real wrestling news.
We got MLP, which is Maple Leaf Professional
Wrestling. And if you don't know, Maple Leaf
Revolution Wrestling is Scott Damore's wrestling
from Windsor, Ontario, Canada. All right. He's
been doing this show for a while. And then he
brought it back again when he became the president
of TNA or whatever. So when he was, I guess we
could say getting fired from TNA, remember? That
he was trying to fight TNA and then they kicked
him out or whatever. They were doing all the
other things. So anyway, so now he's back full
blast on the MLP thing, you know, Maple Leaf
Pro Wrestling. And now they announced that his
company has a partnership now with CMLL, which
is the Conceo Mundial de Lucha Libre down in
Mexico, which is the same company that MLW has
a partnership with. And they have a relationship
with AEW also. He's been in this industry forever,
so he got connects. So that, to me, that's kind
of awesome because now Canadian wrestlers or
Canadian fans who love Mexican wrestling and,
you know, a lot of Mexican wrestlers have issues
with the visas to come over to Mexico, I mean
to Canada. got detained from ICE that wrestled
for AEW? No, CCW. Okay, my bad. I knew the bones
were trying to help her. Yeah, CCW. Yeah, but
this, I mean, to me, this is kind of huge. But
now you have Mexican wrestlers coming over to
Canada, especially if you're a Canadian fan of
Mexican wrestling, and you never get to see them
in Canada. They'll be able to do that now and
go over to, you know, to get out to wrestle,
especially somebody like Mystico. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Mystico being the biggest luchador wrestler
at the moment right now, and we know that. That
we know Mystico the biggest wrestler, because
we know MLW has used him as the milk goat, you
know, to milk out of that man for the last year
and a half. And I'm hoping that this year, they'll
be pulling away from CML and more and use more
of their own United States wrestlers, talent
and stuff like that. So that's one news. Also,
the other news that I want to bring up is the
homie Dave Marquez from the United Wrestling
Awards. They're starting to broadcast live now
on March 8th. Long Beach, California is gonna
be a monthly special So it's gonna be a pay -per
-view show every month From LA or from all the
locations because this was supposed to happen
before Cobra hit Yeah And then they're trying
to do it again in like I want to stay in the
beginning of 2021 And they had got a place down
in LA And they did a couple of shows before they
show everything done again. So they dropped that
whole thing. So now starting March 8th, they're
going to have the same thing, monthly shows.
And I believe it's going to be, I don't know
exactly where it's going to be shown. So I don't
know if it's going to be on Trinitv, if it's
going to be on some other, I guess the same Adrenaline
Plus. I don't know what that is. Well, I don't
know. But they already have it going on. They
got Hammerstone. We're looking at this cruise
or United Wrestling Championship belt. They got
our boys 51 50 against life danger or the tag
team titles. They got the world title. The females
are as good as he gets Big Mama, which you know,
Big Mama is one of our case favorites. Yep, yep.
Lost to the legend. Lost to the legend go up
against Richard Holliday. TJP against Jake Redondo.
They're having a United dressing quarter title
match. Right back now against Evan Daniels. With
Dope Bravo against Soap Lee. Yeah, so that's
gonna be. Okay, so yeah, so I guess this is an
incredible adrenaline plus. He's watching on
YouTube. Welcome to Fubu Swap TV. Turner Sling,
and DirecTV, which means I got DirecTV, so I
gotta find it to see where Anglin TV is. So yeah,
March 8th, that's when the first show is gonna
be on March 8th. And we love what Dave Marquez
is doing, like, that guy's business is paying,
yeah. Now, the last news that I have is which
I thought was gonna happen, except Dave changed
some stuff around. We got Dominic Mysterio, you
know, the mega -campeón in AAA, Coppagus, and
the other Bikingo, which are regular reggis.
But I told you it would be hair precious hair,
which possibly looked what was going to happen.
Now they changed it now. Now they did it. Dominic
wins. Bikingo will never challenge for the AAA
Championship again. But if the Kingo wins the
Dominic must leave triple -a forever All right
Yeah, so yeah, so that looks more like that it
was gonna happen is that The Kingo's gonna win
this match Ending or having the end of Dominic
or Dominic's table in triple -a. Well, you know
He hasn't done shit down there. Anyways, either
I think he defended the belt once He hasn't defended
it the belt he robbed He hasn't defended the
ICW belt since he won in November, but he's supposed
to not coming up on next Monday now So he might
be losing all the bills coming up. Yeah, which
is crazy. Yeah, so I'll break the radius and
then next week so We already know what's gonna
happen. So I mean I'm little I just don't want
to talk about that. But the other thing that
I wanted to talk about is how did you feel about
the video of Uncle Vince doing Fast and the Furious?
Huh? Uncle Vince, did you see the video? No.
Really? Bro, like, I... Jesus, Jeff. Uncle Vince
was riding one of his sports cars. going over
a hundred miles an hour zigzagging through the
through the through the stressway goes around
the car or he goes like this so damn fast like
this Jeff he goes like this right now like that
so fast that he goes out and hits the guardrail
no on the left hand side it crashes this beautiful
car and then back on the right hand side of the
shoulder and I guess he's trying to outrun a
cop. He's trying to outrun a cop car. Because
the cop is chasing him and that's when he goes
into and hits the turbo button and then he's
cursing to himself calling himself a dumbass
and stuff like that because he crashed the car.
Dude, what an idiot. What an idiot, man. Well,
listen. What, like? Dude, Uncle Vince, right?
Uncle Vince said, I'm hitting the turbo button.
I'm hitting the S sub button here. I'm pressing
the beat button on my controller. He must have
hit that the wrong time, because he went over,
and then he's talking to the cop, and the cop
say, Did you see me? I've been chasing you for
a while to fly and you keep speeding up. So I
don't know, I'm convinced that like I'm going
to outrun this dude. He's never going to catch
me because I am Vince McMahon and I'm going to
outrun the cops and even if I get arrested, I'm
still Vince McMahon. So I'll get a slap in the
hand by President Trump because I'm a Republican
and we give him money. and my wife is in the
cabinet somewhere in there, so I got nothing
to lose. So I'm gone. He must have pressed the
B button at the wrong time to hit that exhaust,
you know, get to the 200 miles an hour. Agency
just hit the car in front of him and tried to
drive around it too fast. You've seen that? That's
where he crashed. So where did Vintric Man go
and complain? He was playing Need for Speed on
the ground or some shit. That's what he thought.
He said, yo, I got nothing to lose. He couldn't
have to catch me. He couldn't have to catch me.
And he got caught because he crashed. Fucking
idiot. If your thoughts go through your mind
when you got nothing to lose, bro. Oh, yeah.
Listen, the laws don't, they don't play by the
same laws. And let's just, let's keep it one
thousand. I'm being sued. That was me and you.
We're arrested off the rep. I'm being sued by
a chick who signed an NDA. I lost my, my five
billion dollar company because I had to sell
it. My wife knows that I've been cheating on
her for the last 20, 30 years. I ain't got nothing
to lose. Okay. If this is it for me, then I'm
gonna crash this car. I'm gonna do like 120 flips.
I'm gonna go on a blitz. But, you know, I ain't
got nothing to lose. And that's what he did.
Uncle Vince just said screw this. Bless his shadows,
baby. He put some tune in the... I'm pretty sure
he was playing something hard. Something in the
back just there. Like some kind of... I think
your music is like, yeah, I'm a daredevil. I
was listening to that Triple H, time to play
the game. Oh, here comes the money. Money, money,
money, money. What was this black man's song?
No Chance In Hell. OK, no chance. Oh, yeah, no
chance. You're going to catch me. No chance in
hell. No chance in hell. You're going to catch
me. No chance in hell. and the rock version.
And then he went into the rock, and he just.
God, Uncle Vince, I love you, bro. I don't care
what anybody says about you. You created wrestling,
and you made wrestling better for all of us.
But damn it, you gotta cut this shit. You gotta
fucking relax, man. Act your fucking age. I feel
like Cap Williams right now. Uncle Vince wanted
a party, and you gotta tell him no. You got to
tell him that. Uncle Vince wants us to write
NDAs, and I don't want my handwriting anywhere.
And no, I am not going to use a bullpen, a bullpen
pen to do triple copies for this. One signature
is enough. I don't want my fingerprints out there
in the universe. That's a chef, so, you know.
Yeah, man. I don't know. So, you know what? I
have something I want to say, something serious
too. So, I told you that, you know, I told you
a little while ago about my man Coach B, older
guy, taught me and my son how to play chess and
my son beat him. He's a chess master. So, he's
been battling cancer for a while. He's 81 right
now and I bumped into him outside of a Home Depot,
bro. I posted on my Facebook. 81 years old, about
to be 82. I didn't put the cancer stuff or nothing
like that. He survived stage four prostate cancer
at 81 years old. Nicest guy I've ever met. And
you want to talk about life lessons and being
an amazing mentor and everything. I love Coach
B. Coach B is one of the greatest people I've
ever met in my life. And to see him doing better
and alive, salute to Coach B because The world
needs more people like Coach B. We hit everything.
I know we hit everything. Unless you got something
else. I don't know. I tried to hit everything
that came up this week. So, and your girl, would
you hate Nikki James? Oh my God, bro. Why are
we doing this? Why are we talking about this
shit? She made her return in TNA last week in
the pay -per -view against Ellis against Brands.
And I see that she's making a return again. But
she came out last night and she got beat down,
which means we're gonna see a little storyline
between elegant brand and your favorite hardcore
country, Mickie James. You know, I like Mickie
James the person, I do. I like Mickie James the
wrestler. But can we stop? How many retired?
Rip hard, bro. She retires back at WrestleMania.
You know what I mean? Like, yo, come on. He's
tired. He's tired of WrestleMania. Because I
bet you anything, bro. Next year, we're gonna
see John Cena, Flo Rock, and the Undertaker of
WrestleMania next year from Saudi Arabia. Oh,
God. Listen, I almost lost my shit. I almost
fucking... AJ Styles being confronted by fucking
Undertaker. I'm like, don't tell me you're doing
another match, you old bum. Like, he's so washed
up. You know, one of the greatest of all time.
Let's be a Undertaker, but stay your way. Go
teach the young guys etiquette and hard work
and all that other bullshit. See, these dinosaurs
stay out of the ring, man. You know what? Nah,
I'm not giving you no more. Uh -uh. Uh -uh. Where's
my button here? All good. All good. All good.
Same. You can see your old primers. All timers,
Royal Rumble at WrestleMania, where you have
all the 50 and plus, the old retire guys come
in, do like a Royal Rumble, do like a Battle
Royal. And they call it the end of the giant
Battle Royal, Shawn Michaels, all the guys from
NWO who are still left, Undertaker, John Cena,
The Rock. Who's who adored the clown? Are Anderson
Anderson Tony Blanchard? JJ Dillon, Rick Flair.
The Rock and Roll Express? The Rock and Roll
Express would be the first ones in there. The
whole, every four horsemen would still alive.
This is gonna be the most, this is gonna be the
most watched wrestling match in the history of
Battle Royale history. Okay, sharing all that
good shit because I am so done with this dinosaur
talk we're out of here deuces