What's good everyone, it's the Urban Wrestling Network.
I'm Rob Kammer, host of the MLW Confusion podcast.
And right now, looking like a melted Joe Dombrausky.
With me, though, to make up in the looks department
is my man, Muffins Martinez.
We are breaking down MLW, MLW Fusion, specifically,
one episode 189.
A lot of stuff happened to kind of get the ball rolling here.
Very much WTF heavy.
And for those of you not know, that's
the World Titan Federation, not what the fuck,
which it can go either way, depending
on what your opinion is on everyone there.
But yeah, so we got a lot of stuff
to kind of like gloss over a lot of seeds planted
for the future.
So we can just we'll just jump right into things.
Highlight video for the main event,
which we'll talk about ad nauseam.
We do get the official announcement
that Matt Cardona will be taking on the winner of Jacob Fah
to Alex Kane at MLW One Shot in December.
With the caveat, though, that he beats,
he has to beat Mans Warner this coming month
in the Loser Leaves Town match.
So I'm curious.
And they kind of clarified this after the fact,
after Fusion aired Friday morning,
that if Cardona does not win his match against Manders,
that MSL does get to choose a replacement person.
So it kind of clarified from like my podcast
where they didn't announce that yet.
And so I've speculated wildly what things
could mean while they did answer that question
technically after the fact.
But first match, they just jump right into things.
It is Talon versus Mans Warner.
I didn't time it, but I'm just going to pretend it was 30 seconds.
Yeah, this was a complete squash.
I don't know.
I mean, I'm sorry, but the calling has definitely lost
a lot of steam from when it started with Delirious,
Mendy Leone, Raven being there.
Now it's what?
Shane Page and Akira.
And then they just brought in a talent, a cannonball,
and then a bunch of other guys who
no one knows what they're going to call.
Bit famous goons.
Yeah.
Talon, I mean, he lose like he could actually wrestle,
because he was trying to do a lot of moves off the top row.
But this was just basically a squash match by Mans Warner.
And he barely took off his jacket.
And when he finally did, he just hit a knee.
And that was it.
Yeah, knee pad up, knee pad down.
I really, honestly, the biggest take from this match
is that Talon is still alive.
He survived a spot in the chair of torture.
Other than that, it was a squash match.
What is there to talk about?
Just a little bit more fodder for the calling
versus second beer crew, which is nowhere near.
And I'm surprised, yeah.
I'm surprised that Manser just came out and just
destroyed the dude.
So then you kind of go to yourself,
like, so what's the point of the calling anymore?
Yeah, because they did establish that Talon is actually
decent in the ring.
At one point, I did try to look him up and Duke can go,
because he was doing a written in his first appearance.
So he was doing like swantons and stuff with the trench coat
on, which is crazy going up.
But yeah, so I'm not sure what the big picture purpose
of this match is outside of just kind of a further
continuation of the feud.
But I think pretty soon we're going
to see the dissolvement of the whole calling.
And I'm here for it.
I think it's time to dissolve it already.
Yeah, no offense intended towards any of the members.
But I think, especially with Raven no longer appearing,
they're trying to cut the head off Hydra,
except it wasn't Hydra, it was just a snake.
And so a lot of the calling imagery
kind of is lacking without Raven.
Not that Ricky Shane Page or Kira
aren't good characters on their own,
but they don't always fit kind of like this spooky avant
garde narrative that the calling is brought forth.
And they had it as Raven being the mastermind of everything.
So you have some kind of star power behind it.
And then not even, what, two months into the paper views,
we've never seen Raven since.
Not one speech, not one anything.
Not even showing up a picture of him, nothing.
We've seen Don King more recently.
Yeah, I was going to make a Don King joke there,
but you kind of beat me to it.
We've seen him more.
And he's going to be there, supposedly at the show
next week talking, then Raven has been this whole starting
on the calling.
So it's definitely time to pull the plug on the calling.
Yeah, it's one of those I think the group definitely
needs to kind of evolve away from the original.
Yeah, like the pause.
Yeah, I have no pause anymore for the calling.
It's done.
But yeah, they planted the seeds,
and we'll kind of discuss that more in the main event.
So going from there, we get a batch of things.
I'll kind of lump them all together.
That Matt Cardona got a car preemptively
rewarded for his championship victory coming up in December.
He made out with the car.
It's a BMW.
Why are you making out with it?
We also had a misdirection match that
was supposed to be Jacob Fattu versus Mr. Thomas.
They found Mr. Thomas in the garbage.
We don't need to make any further jokes about that.
But that kind of helps set up kind of the who
done it that we'll see towards the end, evolving Alex Kane,
Jacob Fattu, and all that sort of good stuff.
Filthy Tom gets some talking about it.
And I do want to just touch on this briefly as well,
because they're finally kind of referencing
a full WTF takeover of MLW with this segment with Tom Lawler,
where MSL actually does kind of a laydown,
kind of like Flatout just says, like we
are going to take over MLW and remake it in our own image.
He actually specifically cites kind of like we have in the past
of the deathmatch stylings being kind of a bust
and dragging MLW down.
So I thought that was kind of interesting.
Yeah, I mean, I didn't care too much for none of the stuff
there, all those big yes with the WTF guys.
But I mean, I'm pretty sure a lot of fans
have thought the same thing that all these hardcore stuff
matches things that have been taken over the show
for the last couple of months have been dragging the show down.
Because before it was basically wrestling how it's supposed to be.
And then they went to this hardcore face.
And hopefully, before the end of the year,
they'll close this chapter and say, well, we tried.
It didn't work out.
We'll start in January, fresh with going back to something else.
I just thought it was interesting that they brought that up.
And then concurrently with that, we've kind of referenced it
in the past as well.
Now we're having the potential hostile takeover from WTF.
And then whatever moves Selena de la Renta is playing.
Because she's always got something.
She may not be an overt takeover the company threat.
But she also realized, but she's also going to,
I will call it metaphorically, take over the company
by holding all the gold, because that's where the money is.
So I'm kind of curious how this is going to play out,
just because right now they are working together.
As we saw last week with MSL basically,
handing over a stack of bribe information over there.
But enough with the backstage stuff,
we do have our second match, our first real match
of the evening.
Bon Maillet, a member of J. Bougie,
taking on the debuting, Brett Ryan Goslin, victorious BRG.
What did you think?
I saw the match.
I didn't think I was going to like the match,
because I didn't know who that other guy was,
Brian, whatever it was, Goslin.
But he did pick up the win.
Unfortunately, I didn't see anything special
about Mr. Goslin.
So I will hold that to hopefully next time he
will show some more.
But it was straight and forward.
I'm thinking, Bougie's going to win this match.
Because like I said, I didn't know who the guy was.
Something like, OK, so this is going to be a warm-up match
for Bougie and keep the momentum going for the Bon Maillet
club.
Cool, cool, cool.
And then Goslin comes out and does a little flip,
holds the top rope for leverage, and gets the win.
And I'm like, OK, did not see that coming.
Yeah.
That was honestly the biggest shock for me.
Once I saw who he was facing in his debut,
I was like, OK, well, this is going
to help build Bougie since he's a member of the Bon
Maillet.
He's got to keep him looking good, especially he's
kind of the middleweight representative.
And so I'm kind of like, OK, well,
this will be an opportunity to see what Goslin can do.
And then Bougie will pick up the hard-fought victory
and will know what a BRG is.
And Bougie will stay strong.
And it was none of that.
So honestly, that was my biggest surprise of the night.
And Goslin, I'm going to reserve some of my opinion on it.
It was a solid match.
There was nothing wrong with the match itself.
But I don't know if I just set my expectations too high
with him or not, because they really hammered him
in the original.
And I didn't do full-on go study tape of him or anything
like that.
But I looked to see how long he's been in the business,
see where he's came from, et cetera.
And I was really expecting almost a more character-driven
wrestler, because they really hammered home
the point of the Ryan Goslin part.
And all of his promo packages involved him looking like Ken.
And then he comes out in just generic black tights,
wrestles, just a very basic style.
And like, oh, OK.
Well, that's like nothing stood out for me as to why
should I care about BRG.
Like nothing stood out.
And you said it was a solid match.
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it.
Buji stood out.
I see Buji, he did his thing.
BRG, OK, let's see what you got.
I didn't see anything.
Like I didn't see anything special.
I didn't see anything at all.
But I'm pretty sure this has happened before,
because they did it with Love Dog before.
I didn't see anything with Love Dog.
And then by his second or third match,
the dude could wrestle his ass off.
And I'm like, OK, they finally let him go.
So I'm hoping this will happen with BRG.
The next tapings in November or just whenever he comes back.
And it's OK, you put your feet in the water.
We're going to let you jump in now and go and show them
what you could do.
So that's what I'm hoping for.
So we'll see what happens.
But well, and the difference between him and Love Dog
is Love Dog, they really established his character
before he had the match.
So like he was a gimmick, whereas Goslin,
like they really didn't like his gimmick that they kind of
put out there was the whole Ken thing.
And then he came out and wrestled generic wrestler number five.
And again, this can change like.
And he looks similar to Brian Goslin.
Yeah.
And they didn't even play like anything like that up
in the match, too.
Like they didn't be like, hey, I'm good looking
or don't touch my face.
Or he just came out, wrestled, like called everyone stupid
and just went along with it.
Like maybe if they give him a mic later,
yeah, we can change our mind.
It's a first match.
Like we're getting into.
Sweet victory.
Yeah.
And like, and that's like one of his nicknames on the Indies
is like victorious BRG.
So but we'll see where it's going.
Like again, at least nothing else.
Like it's something to build on.
Yeah.
Looking at the positive spot.
Like he didn't come out and pooped the bed
and had a garbage match.
And I just like my big complaint is just like,
I kind of wish they did.
We got to see.
That bougie got a bigger spotlight out of these.
And he is the established talent compared to the two.
But yet it hasn't really had a chance to break out so much
on his own yet.
But yeah.
So moving kind of along with that, we get again,
there's a bunch of backstage stuff that kind of goes along.
It's a lot of the who done it involving Mr. Thomas.
And they're really trying to point fingers
because that it was Fatou who took out Mr. Thomas
and spoiler alert, it's not.
But which I figure we all kind of figure that kind of stuff.
Because Fatou at this stage in his career
is a bit more in your face.
Like so if he's going to sneak attack you,
he's going to sneak attack you, not your friends.
But hilarious things come at the end.
But leaving that comes into our main event for the MLW
tag team championships.
Tables match, technically elimination style.
The calling, who are the champions.
Taking on the second gear career represented
by the one called Manders and Matthew Justice.
Point of this match is to put your opponents through the table.
Each member of the team has to go through the table
for it to continue.
Otherwise no DQs, chaos ensues.
Man.
Like I said before, I'm not a humongous person
when it comes to these type of matches.
The last couple of times I've seen them,
they've been kind of good.
I didn't like this one that much.
Because a lot of weird things were going on,
especially when Cannonball comes out to help the guys,
not both of those guys out.
And then he just kind of just gets out and walks off.
And I'm like, well, why would you come down for that?
And then why can't you stay there observing what's going on?
Or help actually win the match.
Yeah.
It's great that he helped turn the tie to the match.
But yeah, if there's no DQs, why stop there?
But he literally just kind of stumbled out,
did a couple big switches.
Yeah, he literally squished the second gear crew,
then just left the ring and wandered off to the back.
And we don't see him for another five or 10 minutes.
Yeah, he took it afternoon, brought straw to the ring,
destroyed somebody, and like, OK, I'm going back now.
And then the screw we finished, how they did it,
with both people going to the table.
I'm thinking to myself, OK, that is, I'm not sure.
Yeah.
And it kind of fit the overall tone of the match.
I will say, once again, in-ring, bell to bell,
like for the most part, I found the match was fine.
I'm OK with wild brawls.
I'm OK with table matches.
They didn't lean into some of the real death match tropes.
So this was just a brawl that involved tables.
So they didn't go all out with that.
That's fine.
But yeah, it was a bit overbooked, for the most part.
There was a lot of needless interference
to be had with it, to start the party,
where the second gear crew jumped to start the party.
Cannonball coming in and then really not doing anything
to help with an overall victory.
And then the fact that they called the match draw, which,
I mean, I get it from a rules standpoint from doing that.
But like, tables matches are kind of supposed to have a finish.
That's kind of what they're designed to do,
is to make sure somebody wins.
Even if it's a hook or a crook, maybe
have Cannonball come in and put something through the table.
Oh, it counts.
No DQs, but it leaves the door open.
And this one was just like, nope.
The ref's just like, both guys went through a table.
Good enough.
I'm going home.
Yeah.
And then the crowd even hated that.
And then afterwards, Cannonball returns.
Yeah.
It all just broke down from there again, too.
And I will say, at the start of the breakdown,
I put it on Twitter, I put it in the podcast.
Market on the calendar, I approve of Long-Called Manders'
actions at least once.
So it physically hurt me to do that.
And I spent the next half hour retching
and in the fetal position.
But the Long-Called Manders started this whole party
by taking out the obviously biased referee with a nasty
string of clothesline.
Now, he closed like this shit of that ref.
I was all down.
Like, who like?
Took the news head off.
And then from there, we get a further schmah
as the rest of the calling come back out.
And we brawl.
And I was literally thinking like, huh,
I wonder if Mans is going to come help his friends.
And actually, he did.
Great.
So they turned the tide.
Mans gets on the mic and basically delivers a pep talk
to the boys of like, hey, we've been here all this time.
We've not sniff gold.
What can we do to change this?
And justice gets on and basically it
didn't actively challenge, but laid down a gauntlet,
set the seeds for a ladder match at some time in the future.
Didn't specify whether it's just going to be a regular tag
or if it's going to be a six man kind of affair.
Well, it should be a regular tag match.
You think that?
Well, you hope that.
But they all, like all members, like he referenced kind
of like all three members of the second year
cruise specialties of Mans just being violent.
The boss of the planes pulling the cart along.
And then justice himself being willing to jump off
of any tall thing that's happened to be put in front of him.
So they've kind of implied that it might be like,
that it might be kind of like a free bird rule
situation kind of thing.
Yeah.
And you hang up the titles, help high,
have to go up there.
Either one person or both playing people
have to go up there to get the belts and see.
And I'm pretty sure.
And I'm hoping that this happens at the November
fair preview.
Yeah.
Because they have the, instead of December.
Yeah.
I'm trying to think of like the timeframe.
Time is all running together on me.
Yeah.
Because so we got a couple of weeks yet.
So we got at least, I would say at least one or two
more matches that need to be announced for.
Yeah.
Because I think we were at the Peppermint's November 18th.
Yes.
OK.
Yes.
So I think we got two more weeks for that.
And actually, this is the first time
I want to say in two years where they actually finally
have their Peppermint view and their tapings perfectly
right after.
So it's going perfect.
So now there's no more late tapings and stuff like that.
It's being right on top right there.
So now to the 18th, two more weeks,
they'll have enough matches for that for the next two weeks.
Another Peppermint view.
And then you do the tapings and you keep doing it like that.
You have it in a nice calendar week now or a month
when you have it.
So I'm hoping this tag team happens at the November 18
show and not December.
So yeah.
Well, I think it'll depend on how, yeah.
Well, whether they want to go six man or just tag team.
Or tag team.
Because if they're going to go six man,
they'll probably wait till December.
But if they just do a regular tag team,
it could be done at Fightland.
Just because Mance already has that match with Matt Cardona too.
So I doubt they'll have him pull double duty on, especially
for a match that will be that brutal with the ladder match.
Because that's just going to be nothing but crazy spots.
And they also have Jimmy Lloyd, right?
Like a podcast.
March.
Yeah, kind of an auxiliary member of the second gear
for an ally.
However, if they don't have Warner there,
they'll have Lloyd back up the second gear crew or whatever.
And that's fair to you.
I'm not a big Jimmy Lloyd fan, so I just don't like thinking
about him.
Well, yeah, I don't think any type of him climbing
any type of ladder.
But no, but that kind of chaos is his wheelhouse.
He is a death match guy.
Like that is what he is known for him.
Both him and Cannonball, really.
Or just straight up death match guys.
And I'm surprised I still haven't seen any type of light bulbs.
Like any other matches yet.
And I see light bulbs.
I'm going to start freaking out.
I'm done with the nonsense.
Well, and see, this is where, you know,
Death Ash fan here.
A lot of venues like that.
Light tubes is something that's venue based.
There are venues that take commissions.
Like I think Pennsylvania is one of the ones
that allow you to do light tubes at that mission.
So light tubes is really dependent on where
you're taking them.
So like even CZW, yeah, here's your history lesson
for the day.
And like CZW, who has their big tournament of death
every year, like they're based out of Philadelphia usually.
Though they've moved with J. High taking over,
they've kind of moved closer to the coast.
But they would always have like they would do all their shows
in Philly except for tournament of death.
And they would take that out to Delaware.
Because Philadelphia wouldn't let you use light tubes.
A couple of the other, we'll say more gross.
Potentially gross and injurious aspects.
And that's a good thing.
Because I was aware that different states
have rules for stuff like that.
So that was the first time.
So that was a good thing.
Like you told those daggers.
Oh, I'll throw them out into the bus.
IWA Mid-South used to run a lot in the Peoria, Illinois area.
But they kind of had to refocus some of their cards.
Because the building they were in,
like they were initially willing to put up
with a lot of the death match stuff.
But then they were like, I don't know if they just,
if it wasn't, then you just wasn't getting cleaned properly.
Or if it was just one of those things,
no matter how well you cleaned it,
they were still finding glass everywhere.
Yeah, exactly.
Because it's like glitter.
You can't get rid of it.
So they just finally just said, no, you can't do the light tubes
part of it.
And so it changed some of the strategy of the match booking
and the card booking.
And so they would do it.
You were right, man.
The whole cleaning.
And then you definitely going to have
to do a deep cleansing of every bit and corner
that you can find because of blood.
So I mean, that's got to be a hectic one day, two day
cleaning, man.
Just going there and watching everything just
like from top to bottom.
So I think that's why we have one of the reasons
MLW hasn't necessarily gone full death match.
And I hope they do.
I'm out.
And I will say as a whole, just kind of again,
kind of pulling back the veil of things,
it's hard to get some of the violence or depicted violence
on certain providers with the death match stuff.
Because it's a weird hypocrisy because we
acknowledge that per wrestling is a scripted sport.
So that these guys aren't necessarily,
these guys don't always hate each other.
It's all a work.
But they like to draw a line on something
like the blood stuff because it's too realistic.
And so YouTube also does it in a weird way.
But it's very much like anti-that violence.
So if YouTube's your main show for it,
sometimes you've got to watch like, yeah,
you can bleed all this much.
But you can't make them bleed doing X, Y, and Z, too.
So I think that's been kind of a stopping point
for some of this stuff as well.
For future references, when you give us
tip bits like this that are important,
I need you to put that D-Ball hat on.
But you got to get it.
I got none of the habit.
Yeah, put that on.
And then give us the tip bits that you just
gave us about the blood in different states and cities
and stuff like that.
Because like I said, I never knew that.
And I was never aware that different states had
different laws for stuff like that.
So that's where the D-Ball hat goes on.
It doesn't have the same effect.
Without Chef here to laugh at it and gesture wildly as it on.
Yeah, that's where the thinking cap comes on.
Like, OK, kids, here we go.
There goes my professor cap.
We're going to school right now because the hat is on.
Here's a history lesson by Uncle Rob K.
Uncle K is going to give you the history lesson
because we got all shit.
It's Uncle K's time history lesson.
That'll be cool because like I said, that's news to me.
And I'm pretty sure that's news to a lot of people
about different laws and different states
and different cities and stuff like that.
So there we go.
We need to bring Chef back.
Let you guys just talk, do the commentary of the show.
And then you just like, oh, here's a good point.
Let's get some clarification.
And then I can pop up with my hat on as well.
And I can do the science or the history of whatever.
We should have a little graphic.
Uncle K's corner, pop up and then the hat comes on.
Well, kids, here's today's history lesson.
Or history rules that you might not know.
Here's the background of Insert This Day View.
Yes.
This guy's been wrestling for 10 years out of the CZW
Wrestling Academy.
Yes.
It's the point that I'd be kind of cool, man.
That would be a good idea.
But yeah, that's when the hat's got to come in.
I even started leaving the hat out.
Once we put it on, we know something important.
It's about to get dropped.
The knowledge, the gem of Rob K is getting dropped right now.
Because the hat is on.
Let's lay back and listen to the man, the professor, K, tell
it in the name of the, oh, the tidbit of the week.
There we go.
Here's our wrestling nerd of the moment.
Thank you for that.
Because like I said, I wasn't aware.
And I'm pretty sure a lot of us weren't aware of rules like
that.
So now I see why it's hard to do wrestling shows at specific
locations and cities and states and stuff like that.
Yeah.
I don't know.
There's a whole bunch of weird stuff, especially for the few
states that still have active athletic commissions.
So it's why like, well, the hat comes back on.
Since we're wasting time just talking about random stuff.
It's also why Chuck Taylor, like technically, like was
wrestling for like four years, but couldn't wrestle in his
home state.
Like he didn't get to wrestle a home show, like despite being
in the business for like three or four years before it happened.
Because he was another one of those guys who started wrestling
before his 18th birthday.
And Kentucky is, Kentucky is actually very much age consent.
So you got to, you actually have to be an adult to wrestle in
Kentucky.
So he lived on the Illinois, Illinois, Indiana border.
And you just like cross the river where Illinois, they don't
care.
You have to be exactly 18 or 21.
18, I believe.
Really, in Kentucky.
And in Illinois, they didn't care.
So he would wrestle a lot in southern Illinois.
Yeah.
And I've been seeing a lot of young people now, like 16, 17
wrestling in specific cities and states.
Now, I don't know.
This person is 16 and they could wrestle already on the show
or 17.
But yeah, now it begins to make sense that it's probably like
New Jersey and stuff like that upstate.
They have maybe some kind of age limit that where they're allowed.
In Mexico, we know they could wrestle.
Mexico and Japan is pretty bad at times too with starting them young.
Well, like, yeah, like start them.
Yeah, a lot of young people.
The Joshi specifically, yeah, will start at like the age of nine,
even though they won't necessarily formally debut until they're late teens.
Yes.
But they're part of the crew, they're doing the cleaning,
the setting up of the rings.
So they learn that part and then they train them.
And then when they feel comfortable, they'll give them the opening spot
for like a three-manish showcase.
And you see this 10, 11-year-old girl just doing flips.
And then you're like, damn, 11 years old already?
She's like, wow, 12?
And there's some famous examples of it.
Like, I know a lot of people have used it against Kenny Omega,
but like Kenny Omega has wrestled a nine-year-old.
Yeah.
But you know who people don't talk shit about?
Minoru Suzuki, angry murder grandpa also wrestled a nine-year-old,
but no one's ragging on him because he will kill you.
Also not the same girl?
I think so.
And didn't she beat both of them?
Like, I don't know about Suzuki.
I don't think I've watched the full match.
OK.
Yeah, she technically beat Omega.
OK.
No, it wasn't clean.
It wasn't a clean pinfall.
Yeah.
And she looked amazing.
I want to see how she is now.
And she's still wrestling now.
She's probably retired because she's a 20-year veteran.
Yeah, right.
Which I shouldn't joke because actually that's kind of legit
with the Yoshi stuff.
Like, the Yoshi window is usually ridiculously small.
They just want to serve some.
She just turned 19.
I'm a 10-year vet.
Yeah.
I'm a 10-year vet.
You just turned 19.
Yeah, and we can laugh at it.
But that's 10 years of bumps.
Like, that's, you know, doing that for so long.
Yeah.
Because everybody likes to throw out the years
that they've been wrestling.
Well, I'm 19 years old.
I've been wrestling for 11 years.
I started when I was eight.
And I beat Kenny Omega.
I was like, OK, shit.
You got your five-star match already.
Before there were five-star matches.
Well, OK, we're just bumbling on now.
So just be careful.
We've done our history corner.
We've moved on from MLW, moved on to our wrestling history
corner and wrestling promoting politics.
And you know me.
You throw me at one word and I'll go from there
to something else.
Exactly.
We were doing with MLW like 10 minutes ago.
So we're going to have a whole separate audience just
for the Rob K history corner.
The wrestling show now stayed two for Rob K's corner
of the history of wrestling.
There you go.
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