So I told those kids, it's a tactical fanny pack,
and that shut them up. Hello, everybody. Thank
you all so much for listening to Memingless,
where we look into internet nonsense and try
to understand what in the hell it all means.
I am your humble host, Nate, and should I invite
Bobbie? Too late. I'm in. All right. Bobbie. Bobble.
Bobification. Yeah, Bobification. It'll make
sense later. Okay. I. I have a meme for you to
look at, and I would like you to describe to
our listeners what it looks like and how it reads.
I'll do my best. All right, so the Bible changes
life. Is this supposed to be the same woman in
five different poses? Yeah, yeah. Is that the
implication here? Yeah. Okay, so there's five
different women here, and one is a leggy blonde
in a skimpy little outfit, and then you've got
a leggy blonde in a slightly less skimpy outfit.
Anyway, she's bending over to pick up a book
that she maybe dropped on the floor. It must
be the Bible. Oh, she's found the Bible. Is that
what's going on? Yeah. I think that's the implication
with the whole Bible changes life thing. Yeah.
And then in the third pose here, she's standing
there looking at it. In the fourth pose, she's
reading it. And then in the fifth pose, she's
now, oh, her hair has changed color. It goes
from blonde to brown to black at the end there.
And she looks more like a student than a prostitute.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like she looks more like. I
don't know, I guess like modest, more reserved
or whatever. But yeah, it's our favorite kind
of meme, the Bible thumping kind. Actually, my
favorite kind of meme is the kind that makes
some kind of bizarre factual claim that I can
debunk with actual sources. But this meme does
not appear to be that. It doesn't appear to make
any kind of factual claim. I guess the Bible
changes life is like. That's a statement, but,
like, how do you disprove that, you know, or
how do you debunk whatever's going on with that
claim? It's possible it has changed people exactly
like this, yeah. So I want to ask you first,
is there anything that seems really odd about
this sequence of images on the meme? Like, odd
about the Bible. So the Bible changes her, right?
Okay. Is there anything that seems a little not
typical for, like, a Christian? I'm not sure
where you're getting that. So, like, the first
thing that stood out to me that made me want
to look into this meme was that the girls form
all the way to the right after full Bible transformation.
Oh, yeah, she seems to be shorter. Well, no,
she took off those shoes. She's not wearing the
shoes, yeah. Okay. Yeah, no, but, like, after
Biblefication, she, like, she looks kind of cool,
you know? Like, she looks, like, trendy or artsy,
hipster type, you know? Her hair's put up in
somewhat of a casual way, and she walks coolly
with the book in her hand by her side. And I
say book because another thing that was odd to
me, there's nothing on it that indicates that
it's a Bible. That's true. It could be any book.
Yeah. I mean, you're just going from the headline
at the top, I guess. Yeah, yeah. So, like, typically,
to represent the Bible in the most simplistic
way, there would be, like, a cross on it, you
know, or however that they want to. But this
Bible has nothing on it to distinguish it from
any book. No. Any other book. And she looks like
educated. Right. She looks like she's attending
school and she walks with the book by her side.
You know, like you said, she looks like a student.
Looks like she's wearing a backpack. Yeah. Yeah.
And and, you know, you wouldn't think like like
where the backpack come from regarding the Bible.
You know, like none of that. None of that seems
to add up because like if this was drawn for
this meme. Why add the backpack? Well, maybe
she's Catholic and that's all the baggage that
comes with being a Catholic. That checks out,
I think. The reason why these seemingly insignificant
things matter when addressing this meme is that
there are a number of things that odd with a
typical Christian meme. Like her hair. gets darker
in this meme when most Christian memes would
have them, the hair getting lighter, you know,
like they would like, like look more like I've
got, I actually have an example of this. So I'm
going to put them like more angelic. Yeah. Yeah.
I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Like more like what white
Christians thinks angelic looks like, you know,
whereas like, I think I've read some. Descriptions
of angels in the Bible. They're crazy looking.
They sound fucking terrifying. They got like
a ton of eyes and they got wings. Yeah, like
a thousand horns and all this shit. And those
aren't just the demonic kind. They're just freaky.
They're freaky sounding. Real imagination on
the people who wrote that thing. So I actually
have an example of a Christian meme that's a
little more typical. So the image is on this
one that says before Jesus and after Jesus. But,
like, you see how the pictures look, right? Yeah.
Yeah, so, like, this meme depicts, like, a fun
-looking, gothic -looking girl being transformed
clearly by AI, by the way. That right picture
looks AI as fuck. It's a lot easier to tell,
you know, when it's on a close -up screen. The
left side depicts kind of a fun -looking, gothic
-looking girl being transformed clearly by AI
into a light, brunette -haired... typical average
looking kind of probably boring human, you know,
like just really typical looking just, they make
them more boring. Whereas the, the, the sequence
of images kind of makes her look more hip, you
know, kind of more cool, more casual. Um, and
I thought, well, maybe there's something to find
out here in the, in the transformation meme,
everything is a little darker and muted with
the transformation of our main meme girl. There's
something that makes the transformation at odds.
With a lot of Christian transformation memes.
And that's, you know, they're more likely to
become blonder, lighter hair. Well, this girl
does not. She's more likely to become become
bustier looking, whereas this girl becomes less
physically endowed. And in fact, goes from having
very large breasts on display to having smaller
breasts, mostly covered kind of by a sweater.
So she is like. In the typical Christian meme,
she's more likely to become more trad wife looking,
while this girl looks more casual looking as
she transforms. And so in the trad wife memes,
she's more likely, or the transformation memes
for the Christian ones, that she's more likely
to be wearing just as much makeup, if not more,
whereas the girl may be foregoing makeup altogether
in this meme. Christian memes are more likely
to represent the girl as surrounded by children,
next to a husband, wearing a full dress, bra,
full makeup, even though she's going to be all
made up and dressed up and everything, even though
she isn't leaving the fucking house and should
not be treated like she is in the fucking workplace
in her own fucking home because that is madness.
I mean, it's like, okay, all right. So I'm going
to talk to the people who actually, who... share
those kind of memes right okay the ones the not
this one not this meme but like the ones where
they you know they show like the trad wife like
it's somehow like an improvement or whatever
okay all right so to those dudes all right just
think about this for a moment dudes who actually
want a trad wife as seen on the internet they
should be listening especially closely right
now because i'm going to talk to these guys directly
and let's call their representative ron hey ron
Just think about how frustrated some of you act
when you come home from a long day of work and
are immediately given something to do. You flip
your fucking lid. Your work day's over, right?
You're at home. Home is for relaxing. Ron, how
would you feel if you had to stay in your suit
all fucking day at home? Or your work boots?
How would you feel if you had to be on alert
in your home for commands and shit? That's fucking
nuts. Even if she's a stay -at -home mom who
doesn't leave the house for a job, she should
feel relaxed at home, especially at the end of
the day. Ron, could you imagine if you're at
home all day, knowing you have to cook a meal
for your boss who's coming into your home to
make sure your house was clean, and stay the
night, and probably fuck you without any foreplay?
And you know what, Ron? He's not wearing a condom.
And he'll blame you. He'll blame you when you
get pregnant. And you better not get fat, Ron.
The celebrity women on TV get pregnant without
getting fat. What's wrong with you, Ron? And
you have to keep the baby no matter what, no
exceptions, Ron, unless your boss doesn't want
the baby. Then you're going to have to get an
abortion in secret in another state because your
boss decided that you vote pro -life because
Fox News told your boss that your health was
his choice, which means no abortions ever, no
exceptions, no matter what. 100%, absolutely
no abortions, never, ever, ever, unless he wants
you to have one. And after he has his way with
you and you spend all night hoping that... Whole
pregnant thing doesn't happen. You better be
up before he is. Showered and dressed and made
up with coffee and breakfast because you're still
on the fucking clock, Ron. He doesn't not pay
you to stand around. Anyway, I digress angrily.
Our meme doesn't go with that trad wife thing.
Nope. So... Out of breath from yelling at Ron.
Anyway, so... God damn it, Ron. God damn it,
Ron. Fucking asshole. Fucking conservative asshole.
Anyway, so our meme doesn't do the whole trad
wipe thing, so I was pretty much immediately
certain that the image wasn't originally created
for this Christian -themed meme. And I found
the artist who made the images, and I was pleasantly
surprised because I get to talk about one of
my favorite things that was in the news recently,
which I will get to after we talk a little bit
about the artist who originally made this drawing.
So, the artist goes by Swordamid on DeviantArt,
and... It's part of a lineup of art on the subject
called bimbofication. Bimbofication is a type
of erotica wherein someone transforms, usually
becoming bustier and curvier, the clothes become
tighter and more revealing. Pre - and post -transformation
images are like two completely different people.
In this specific case, the process is reversed,
so this is like de -bimbofication. I read that
the artist was commissioned to make this specific
piece by someone who wanted to see the transformation
in reverse. The two ends of the spectrum looked
like two vastly different people, perhaps not
even people who would typically be seen hanging
out together. Except this next image is something
that Sordom had posted on DeviantArt in June,
and it makes me very happy. It's like the old
times. Remember I used to show you all the memes
on my phone and everything? Oh yeah. This episode's
going to take a lot of editing. It sucks. Or
you could just leave it in. Just like a nice
long episode. Oh, no. It's going to be too much
like of me bickering at my technology. Well,
you know, I like a good bicker. You need some,
like, elevator music playing in the background.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
boom. What's that one that they're always joking
about, the girl from Ipanema? Boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. So this is the
one that Sortamid posted, and I think it was
June 2019. So this is after the, what was it,
five girls, and this is the sixth one? So this
is the transformation meme. I was seeing the
two ends of the spectrum look like they would
never hang out with each other even, let alone
be the same person. But Sortamid posted this
in June 2019. I like it. Yeah, I love it. Yeah,
this makes me so happy. That image makes me so
happy. Yeah, so it was the first girl, like the
beginning picture and the ending picture, and
it said Happy Pride Month at the top, and they
were running along holding hands. Yeah, and smiling.
They look like they're having the time of their
life. It's just, it's so sweet, and it's like,
it's for the listeners, yeah. So like Bobby just
explained it, yeah, the girls from each end of
the transformation are holding hands, running
together, smiling, and they're holding little
rainbow flags, and they're having the time of
their lives. It just brings me so much joy. Sortimid's
art generally is meant to be erotic. It's not
usually... To make a statement like that. But
out of context, his art isn't always well understood
for what it is. It's not always understood as
being pornography. Right. So the image or meme
made its out of context rounds back in mid 2010s,
like 2017. And people thought the sequence was
showing a person possibly from South America.
getting educated and turning less outwardly feminine
and even maybe becoming European. Okay. I kind
of see that. Yeah. So like at first, like, so
like some of the examples of reactions to this.
So one Twitter user said in Spanish and I'll
translate, but they said, my pronunciation is
awful, but basically what that means is like
uh to believe in this shit and to support it
is it's just beyond you know it's just like it's
ridiculous it's it's um it's like a like saying
like that's a whole other thing you know like
it's out of hand kind of thing okay it's it i
think it um cesare is like used to mean like
beyond limits or like, you know, overflowing
that kind of, that kind of feeling. But like
in this case, it's done as like an insult for
anybody who can, who can believe in this shit,
you know, assuming that that transformation is
making some sort of offensive statement. In other
words, the person didn't enjoy the picture. The,
the image was seen outside of its erotica context
and people misattributed a statement to the art.
And At first, I had this knee -jerk reaction
of like, oh, for fuck's sake, people get offended
so easily. They can't wait to jump on a bandwagon
and insult an image or whatever. But as I read
some of the interpretations of the image and
saw that especially South and Central America
netizens were offended by the image, I started
to get it. In that context, it does appear to
suggest that a person cannot be busty and smart.
It also appears to transform the woman into a
European or even American culturally. Knowing
the skin tone changes because of a tan reversing,
it kind of blinded me to the appearance of her
potentially changing race. Yeah, I didn't pick
up on that either. I thought it was just a tan
thing. Yeah, yeah. I see it now that you mentioned
that. It makes sense. Right, yeah. We see the
image through, like, an American cultural lens.
We understand that the stereotypical bimbo type,
it usually is spray tanned or, you know, in the
tanning salon, you know. So, like, the entire
thing is not as obvious outside of the context
of erotica, and it's not obvious outside of an
American interpretation of the image. While I
was still recovering from my initial reaction
of the frustrated people, I was frustrated with
them being offended. I saw a statement from Sordomid
that was so mature. Sordomid, the artist who
made the image, saw a statement from them that
was so mature and thoughtful that it made me
feel kind of embarrassed by my initial reaction.
They said, quote, Perhaps it was naive of me
to assume that it was just another transformation.
People don't see it as porn, so they assume it
must be a statement. Their criticism is valid.
I apologize for advancing those stereotypes.
I strive to create erotica that is both sexy
and feminist. It seems in this case I have failed
spectacularly, and for that I apologize. If there's
anything I can do to make up for it, please let
me know. I was like, okay, well now I feel like
an immature... Or, like, at first getting mad
at people being offended. Because I'm like, yeah,
no, that's very thoughtful and mature. So, like,
because Sermid seems like a very kind, thoughtful,
intelligent, mature person, I actually reached
out to them to let them know that we were doing
this episode. And they had some interesting things
to say. So I... First, they said that they had
actually seen, you know, I explained what we
do, you know, what we do with our episodes. Did
they get a new listener? Probably, yeah. But
maybe, well, they'll probably listen to this
episode. Yeah, probably. At least. If they enjoy
it, then, you know, I got to quit fucking around
with all the computers and stuff and edit all
that out. But if they enjoy it, they might be
a listener. They said that they had actually
seen this image used in this way before, but
regarding the Quran rather than the Bible, which
makes sense because Islam also teaches modesty
in a lot of the same ways as a Christian person
may be using this image to represent. Unfortunately,
in both religions, practicers of them forget
that this lesson in modesty does not just apply
to women. But then again, how many other parts
of society hold women to a higher standard for
no reason? So another thing that Sordomid said
that captured my attention, I mean, that's putting
it lightly. It got me a little fixated. Was that
while they don't have any specific evidence for
this, they believe that bimbofication hitting
mainstream conversations has a lot to do with
people picking up on fication or iffication as
the preferred suffix when verbing nouns. And
the example that Sortimid gave or one of the
examples that Sortimid gave was in shitification,
which refers to the drop in quality and media
and products, especially through commercialization
or selling out. You can look at the work of a
content creator before and after they started
working under a media company or an overbearing
sponsor. And the creative process begins to lack
passion and gets in shitified. And that's in
shitification. Looking into this, the origin
of the. suffixing words in this way. Sortman
may be right. A lot of the writings from English
language professors and researchers include bimbofication
when they talk about the rise of that suffix,
and bimbofication predates nearly all of the
common suffocated nouns that are suffixated in
this way. Does that make sense that I say that
clearly? Yeah. So, like, of nouns that are given
a suffix in this way, bimbofication predates
all of them. Yeah. Or, you know, most of them,
I should say. There probably is iffication, certain
types of, sometimes they're referred to as zombie
nouns. Not exactly 100 % on that one. I should
have looked more into that. But previously, the
preferred suffixes tended to be isation, like.
You know, now it's more common to hear things
like TikTokification rather than TikTokization.
Okay. So I think that the impactful imagery of
being bimbofied gave iffication a strong transformative
feel. And it seems that bimbofication specifically
has kept the suffix alive through different groups
co -opting the word for their own purposes. Not
always in good ways. For example, the Proud Boys.
Garbage group, by the way, uses bimbo as an insult
and adopted the phrase bimbofication to demean
the cultural shifts regarding women in society.
In their use of the term, some women today, although
they would put it more generalized as just women
today, have become bimbofied, the way they define
it. Not looking to start a family. They just
care about money and their appearance and getting
laid by specifically rich guys because that's
just how fickle and superficial these bimbo -fied
women are. It's just another way that boys groups
like the Proud Boys try to blame women for men's
inability to court them. In reality, there is
and has always been a diversity of women in terms
of thoughts, values, interests, and so on. It's
just easier for an incel. to blame some vague
notion of society teaching women some kind of
wrong lesson, as they put it, than it is to be
introspective and understand that it takes time
and maybe even self -reflection to connect with
people. Sortimid uses bimbofication in a completely
different way, though, to show sort of a strength
in femininity. It seems to... His art seems to
make an attempt to honor feminism in this way,
which is in stark contrast to the way a group
like the Proud Boys would use the word. So the
controversy that surrounded this art came from
an impression that the form on the right of the
girl transforming. Right. So for this image here.
So that image that went viral, it went viral,
I think, in 2017, roughly maybe 2016, around
that time. And, you know, people were offended
by it. And it came from the idea that the girl
on the left of the image or the girl on the right
of the image is somehow an improvement on the
girl on the left in the image. So, well, that
was not sort of its intent. They did tell me
that they completely understand why people got
that impression. And they took they take full
ownership of the unintended message being received.
After all, the suggestion seems to be that the
bimbo form. does not read, but looking through
Sordomid's art, the transformation process can
happen in a lot of creative ways, not always
tied to some kind of value scale or even can
be interpreted as some type of value scale. And
anybody can be bimbofied, men, women, anyone
else can become bimbofied in this art and in
this way. The intention with this artist's bimbofication
drawings is erotica. It is to entertain a fetish.
It's not to make a statement. And this brings
me to the fetish itself. Now, I did not intend
on doing another fetish episode. I literally
just ran into a Bible meme and it brought me
to this. Listeners, this is not becoming the
pornography podcast. I promise that is not happening
intentionally. But since the fetish is where
the rabbit hole is led so far, we have to touch
on the subject. Lucky for us, this has had some
relevance in the news recently. Uh -oh. You have
any idea? No, I don't think so. I don't follow
the news anymore. It's too scary. Well, in this
case, I don't really consider it to be news.
I consider it to be tabloid crap. Oh, I definitely
don't follow that. Yeah, no, I don't either typically.
But in this case, it's kind of funny. It's kind
of funny what happened. Okay. So, oops. I'm hunched
over trying to do this. The world's too small.
Everything's too short. Disagree. I'm going to
cut to a wide shot when you say that. Ultimately,
I don't care about people's fetishes. I think
it's important to avoid shaming. I think it's
important to avoid shaming consenting adults
for what they do that isn't harming anyone. Don't
pee on my stuff. Yeah, don't pee on our stuff.
Just don't do it. And definitely don't pee on
food. Unless it's your own and you're at home
and you like that kind of stuff. If you guys
are confused, you need to go back and listen
to the episode Air PNB. That's the name of that
episode. It's a good episode. Good title. It
was a wet and wild good time. But when it comes
to fetishes and stuff, though, it takes all kinds
to make the world as diverse as it is. And I
absolutely love that. People are into all sorts
of things. And some people are into bimbofication.
Some people are really into bimbofication. As
in spending $25 ,000 to chat with bimbofication
models level of into bimbofication. Wow. $25
,000, Bobby. For like... One conversation? No,
not one. It racked up to $25 ,000, but that's...
That's insane. That's more than I paid for my
car. Yeah. That's not more than I paid for my
car. But, I mean, you could easily buy a car
for that. Yeah. I don't know. That's nuts. But
so we generally don't hear a lot about the first
gentleman of any state. I mean, who remembers
the name of Sarah Palin's husband, for example?
Nobody. Yeah, no. To be completely honest, I
couldn't remember Sarah Palin's name when I wanted
to use her as an example. And I looked up Alaskan
governor lady. I just could not recall her name.
But as a country, we sure as hell do not spend
a lot of time on the spouse of the Secretary
of Homeland Security either. As of right now,
Brian Noem is almost a household name, and it's
almost entirely because of their bimbofication
fetish becoming public. And I will be using they
-them pronouns to refer to Brian because I'm
not completely sure as to how Brian identifies.
And I want to stick with being gender neutral
just to be safe or just to be respectful or whatever,
if they even deserve respect. But I think that
it's always nice to use people's correct pronouns.
And I don't know what Brian's are, so I'm going
to say they, them. So Brian has expressed fantasizing
about being a bimbo named Crystal. and has fantasized
about transitioning, but it is imperative to
point out that there's a major difference between
what Brian has expressed and being transgender
in general. While Brian may be transgender, I
don't know. That is not exactly what is being
expressed here. For Brian, the drive, as presented
so far, to be a woman comes from a place of arousal
and sexual fantasy. Brian has not expressed...
Being a woman, but rather fantasizing being a
woman for erotic reasons. We know this because
an investigative report from the Daily Beast,
not my favorite publication, they found some
images, text messages, and online activity of
Brian Noem surrounding his interest in bimbofication
models and even emulating bimbofying himself.
Images have surfaced of Brian doing things like
using balloons to give himself the appearance
of having large breasts. Huge, ridiculous breasts,
as Brian has called them, are a staple of the
bimbofication fantasy. When it comes to these
bimbofication models, they often have greatly
exaggerated features like a real -life version
of a Rule 34 drawing or even sort of like dolls
sometimes. with plastic sheen to their skin and
everything. And Brian seems to be both into these
models and into the idea of being bimbified himself.
And this isn't a phase of Brian's, or even a
recent discovery of theirs, but a long, ongoing
fetish. Brian has used the alias Crystal for
years, such as when chatting with models like
the dominatrix known as Shy Sotomayor, who said
that Brian insisted on being called Crystal when
they talked. In fact, Shy said that she didn't
even know Brian's identity until looking at a
PayPal transaction that Brian made to her in
which Brian failed to use the alias. Oops. Yeah.
Brian also had an email address, crystalballs666.
That was pretty good. I like it, yeah. Brian
hadn't even been using their personal phone,
but a work phone through the insurance agency
that they owned. But so something. OK, here's
the thing about the insurance agency that Brian
owns. So this is something I don't understand
entirely. Like so Brian worked for a bank and
eventually bought that bank's insurance branch
and then ran it as an insurance company. Like
how do people just be buying the place they work
at? Like just fucking money. Christ. I don't
know. Anyway, the cat's out of the bag and it's
got big floppy gazongas. The country knows about
Brian's fantasy and no one would care except
Brian is married until very recently. Well, I
think as of recording, they're still technically
married. But Brian is married to Christine Noem,
the former secretary of Homeland Security. They
had been putting on this appearance of a conservative
Christian family, which keeping up an appearance
like that sounds like a fucking nightmare. Oh,
yeah. I would hate that. I would rather never
step foot into public life than to have to put
on a facade like that. That is insane. Christie
is a real piece of shit. I mean, okay, hold on.
Let me be diplomatic here. Christie Noem was
the governor of South Dakota and almost Donald
Trump's vice president pick. That was until people
started talking about Kristi Noem's 2024 book,
cumbersomely titled, No Going Back, The Truth
on What's Wrong with Politics and How We Move
America Forward. Something about the truth on
what's wrong with politics. There's something
dumb about that phrase. Does that sound dumb?
The truth on what's wrong with politics. That
sounds like a baby said it. It sounds like a
way a kid would say it. I'm going to write a
book when I'm president. I'm going to write a
book. It's going to be called The Truth on What's
Wrong with Politics. It's stupid. It's stupid.
I don't know. It sounds dumb. Anyway, in this
book, she writes braggingly about killing a young
dog named Cricket. Sorry, that was just a stare
there. Yeah, yeah, so... So, like, intentionally,
or, like, she ran it over? Oh, no, no, she shot
it. She murdered the dog. She murdered the dog.
Oh, that's a great person. Yeah, so Donald Trump
decided that may make her a bad choice to have
on his presidential ticket. According to... When
you get, like, PR shedded by Donald Trump, that's
a bad fucking sign. That's the only good decision
that man's ever made. So according to the book
Revenge, the inside story of Trump's return to
power, Trump said to his son, Donald Jr., quote,
that's no good. Even you wouldn't kill a dog
and you kill everything. Wow. I think everything
I learn about the Trump family makes them sound
like a sad circus of serial killers. Yeah. But
the point is, Kristi Noem fucking killed a dog
and thought that was cool to write about. Therefore,
she's a real piece of shit. There, I'm being
diplomatic. But Kristi sucks in a lot of ways,
and her awful nature has cost us, the American
taxpayers, a lot of money. She spent buku bucks
on some shitty anti -immigration ads. They look
like mushed together B -roll and AI slop with
a handful of videos of Christy doing cosplay
and sitting on a horse briefly. Wow. She spent
$220 million on this ad campaign. Adjusted for
inflation, Thor Ragnarok had a budget of $245
million. I really don't think these ads add up
to 90 % of a Thor Ragnarok. No. The Angry Video
Game Nerd movie is a better production, and that
cost exactly $325 ,972, which means you can make
675 AVGN movies for the budget that Kristi Noem
used to make a handful of mostly AI slop ads.
Wow. Even adjusting for inflation, $250 million
is enough to make the last season of Game of
Thrones twice. That was a terrible investment
she made. But she's never been any good with
other people's money. With tax dollars, she bought
two private luxury jets and financed a third
one. Wow. Yeah. She needs three because she's
always misplacing them. I hate when I lose my
jet. Oh, God, it's the worst. Bobby, you laugh,
but where are you going to find a Boeing 797
MAX luxury jet when you really need one? Better
have two backups. After all, what's that? A measly
$110 million before adding the custom outfitting?
Hell, that's barely half the price of an anti
-immigration ad campaign. Sure, not all the ad
campaign was B -roll and AI slop. Some of this
ICE propaganda did feature Christy cosplaying,
which is how she earned the nickname Ice Barbie.
Well, that and something interesting that sort
of made... directed me toward, which they found
kind of interesting and I do too. But I will,
I'm going to get back to that. The thing that
sort of pointed out. Okay. But before I move
on to this next part, I do want to preface this
with fuck Kristi Noem. Anyone who knows me or
anybody who follows me on social media, which
is not a lot of people because I don't use it.
I don't use social media and I don't usually
plug it. Like I just recently started putting
it in our descriptions. But they'll know a couple
of things about me if they follow my social media.
One, I'm never on my accounts. Two, when I am,
I post pictures of Kristi Noem being sad with
no context because I like it when evil frowns.
She's not a good person. She is corrupt, self
-centered, callous. Wait, this is my list of
Donald Trump qualities. Hold on. Okay, here's
my Kristi Noem one. Not a good person, corrupt,
self -centered, callous. I could have saved a
lot of times just put both their names on one
card. Yep. Anyway, she has no interest in the
well -being of anyone but herself. I'm still
reading the Donald Trump one. Okay, hold on.
I'm going to just get rid of that. Okay, here
we go. Back to the Kristi Noem one. She has no
interest in the well -being of anyone else but
herself. And I would eat my hat if Brian Noem
turns out to be a decent person. Because... I
don't think anyone, other than at least a person
indifferent to humanity, could sit by and support
or even stay married to a woman who was pushing
to ban gender -affirming care for minors, shooting
a 14 -month -old dog, allowing businesses to
deny service to LGBTQ people, legislating trans
athletes out of sports, accusing Native American
tribal leaders of being tied to Mexican drug
cartels, shooting a 14 -month -old dog. hosting
the Sturgis motorcycle rally in her state during
the peak of COVID infections, and shooting a
14 -month -old dog. But I guess it's possible
that Brian has no idea what Kristi Noem does
as a politician. In a political ad for Kristi
Noem's run for governor of South Dakota, he said,
The thing about Kristi I admire most is her work
ethic. Doesn't matter what she's doing. If she's
fixing a fence or she's saddling a horse or if
she's working in Congress, no one will outwork
her. She will work people around under the table,
and she doesn't quit until it's done. And that's
the way she's always been. That's how she was
raised, and that's how she continues to be. And
she works with people, and the hard work she
does, I think, is great. Uh, it's a great combination.
I think it'd be great asset for, to have as a
governor of South Dakota. Yeah. Um, and then
on the podcast moms for America, Brian said,
uh, basically that, that, um, she's a hard worker
and just talked really a lot about how hard of
a worker she is and how she'll work long hours
and she'll work really hard. So he has no idea
what she does. Yeah. It's almost like. Exactly.
You just know she's gone a lot. Yeah. Yes. And
it's almost like, you know, whatever he's asked,
he just defaults. She's a great worker. She works
really hard. Yeah. That's something that someone
says when they have no idea. But yeah. Moms for
America, by the way, not a good podcast. Zero
out of 10. So maybe, maybe, maybe Brian really
is unaware. that Christy is constantly attacking
minorities and queer people. Brian certainly
seems careless enough to not know. Shai, the
dominatrix, who's, by the way, whose online name
is Raylan Riley. Shai Sotomayor sounds like the
pseudonym. Yeah. And to be honest, I already
like it as a dominatrix name. So anyway, Shai
said that Brian would contact her through a business
phone, and these were paid phone calls, meaning
that some of the massive amount of money that
he racked up on his fetish, at least $25 ,000,
or roughly 0 .01 % of an anti -immigration ad
campaign, was spent through his company's expenditures,
which is an ethical concern. So he would also
tell Shai that he didn't care if they got caught,
which is good for him, I guess. But that sucks
for Kristi Noem, considering that the conservative
Christian image that they had to curate in order
to function in right -wing politics probably
took a lot of work, you know, to fake. Oh, I'm
sure, yeah. Like, I just, yeah. Anyway, that's
$25 ,000 still. Like, that's just... I don't
know. That strikes me because he's probably writing
it off in his taxes, making those phone calls
and stuff. And just multiply that by 8 ,800 and
you could make an anti -immigration ad campaign.
Anyway, what Brian does with his private life
is not really a legitimate concern to any serious
person. A former CIA officer told the Daily Mail
that Brian's behavior could be a liability if
hostile agencies found out. But I think that
says more about the absurdly delicate nature
of conservatives than it does about Brian. At
best, Brian's behavior could be used as blackmail
against Christy because her political career
relies on pretending to be so far removed from
such things. But it wouldn't be an issue if conservatives
didn't spend all their goddamn time demonizing
queerness and trans people. Sure. The ethical
concern regarding Brian's use of the company's
assets could look bad, but we are so far past
that kind of shame in politics at this point.
We have a tremendously corrupt government and
no one who can do anything about it gives a shit.
Brian misusing funds to make sex calls wouldn't
even make a blip on the radar. In fact, if they
were purely heterosexual conventional phone calls,
the sex part wouldn't even matter and this wouldn't
have made the news. Trump bragged about being
able to sexually assault women and it didn't
fucking matter. It's the queer part, the gender
fluidity that matters to these people because
at the end of the day, these politicians and
the voters who support them do not give half
a shit about ethical concerns as long as their
prejudices are excused and supported. Which is
probably why Brian went to sex rehab to be treated
for liking things, I guess, because, oh, he's
not like that. So they have to pretend to be
ashamed by the behavior altogether. When I was
talking to Sortimid, the artist behind the drawing
and the meme, they pointed out the connection
between politicians addressing non -conventional
sexual interests. Sorry, let me start that over.
I stumbled through my words there. But when I
was talking to Sortimid, the artist behind the
drawing and the meme, they pointed out the connection
between politicians addressing non -conventional
sexual interests as deviant and politicians attempting
to legislate queer people out of existence. So
in regard to Kristi Noem, it is worth pointing
out that this situation is just another example
of how blatantly dishonest people like Kristi
are. Because just as I doubt that Brian is completely
unaware that Kristi supports prejudice legislation
and killed a dog, I doubt Kristi was unaware
of Brian's fantasies. Now, politicians are liars
in general. Almost a quarter of the fact -checked
claims by Barack Obama during his presidential
run in time in office was determined to be at
least mostly false by PolitiFact. Almost a quarter.
And Obama scores on the higher end of honesty
among politicians. Oh, yeah. So it essentially
seems to come with the territory. But politicians
on the right, regardless of your politics, are
factually by far the biggest purveyors of non
-truths. Bobby, I want you to guess what percentage
PolitiFact has as true or mostly true for claims
by Kristi Noem. True? True or mostly true. So
they have a scale. They have true, mostly true,
half true, mostly false, false, and pants on
fire. And where was Obama? He was 20, 25%. So,
so 25 % of the claims fact checked from Barack
Obama, uh, were either, you know, were at least
as bad as mostly false. Okay. So 25%. So how
much of hers were true? Yeah. Yeah. So the top
two, the top two, so true and mostly true. So
they each get their percentages, you know, so,
um, uh, um, So like for – yeah, so you say three
for true or mostly true. That's what you said,
3%. 3%. 3 % total or each 3 %? Total. Total,
3 % total. Well, Bobby, you are way off because
it's 0%. Wow, everything she said was a lie.
Everything she said is at least half a lie. You
know what? At least she's consistent. Yeah, she's
going for the lowest score. You know where you
stand with Christy. Maybe the game cabinet will
let her put her initials in. Well, hopefully
it's like her full name, like Bubble Bobble and
not just initials like fucking Galaga. Oh, yeah,
I get that. Oh, speaking of initials, Bobby,
Brian and Christy have three kids. Okay. Cassidy
with a K. Kennedy with a K. Uh -oh. And Booker.
Oh, thank God. I guess once Christy had Cassidy
and Kennedy, that was all the Ks Christy kept.
Then she probably let Brian name Booker. It's
a good thing she stuck with just two Ks. That
was a close one for Christy. A little bit. For
Christy. So another thing regarding Christie
and the fetishes that Brian has. So another thing
with with Christie and Brian's fetishes, not
that they're both their fetish. Brian's fetishes
and Christie. Yeah, that's a less confusing way
to word it. Something about that is something
the thing I mentioned before that that sort of
had pointed out that they found interesting.
And so do I. So sort of linked me to a post from
a Twitter user, Laura Jadid, who wrote. Quote,
you really have to feel bad for Brian Noem. Imagine
having a bimbofication fantasy and then watching
your wife become fully bimbofied while you waste
away in the closet. The post includes side -by
-side photos of Christy, which seems to highlight
the plastic surgery she underwent over the years.
So Christy undergoing a little bit of bimbofication
along with being nicknamed Ice Barbie probably
has nothing to do with Brian's fetishes. Probably,
maybe, I don't know. But it did give me pause.
Yeah. I was like, oh, that is interesting. There's
a little ding there. I'm like, oh, okay, all
right. I don't know what to make of it, but it's
interesting. But regardless of whether Christy
was aware or whatever, she obviously couldn't
stay married to Brian. Generally, in conservative
politics, couples find themselves forced to maintain
failed marriages. While that standard started
to fade with Newt Gingrich and should be entirely
out the window with Trump, we do still see marriages
that remain at odds with political life. For
example, J .D. Vance, or Vancy Pants, or VP Pants
as he likes to be called, is an atheist, but
has to wear a Christian facade in order to continue
his political career. As a supposed Catholic,
He has to believe that his wife is going to hell
if she continues to be Hindu. They have to stay
married, though, because they probably love each
other, maybe, and the public life is a lie. Or
they don't love each other, and the public life
is still a lie, and their marriage is a lie,
too. But Pants can't look like he's abandoning
his family, so they had another kid. And he said
that he believes that he can convert her to Christianity
and said that he wants her to convert. So keeping
up appearances for politicians in general, but
especially for conservatives, often require maintaining
one's marriage in the face of everything. And
also maintaining this Christian facade, just
like Christie and Brian did. In Christie's case,
however, she needs to get out because... Brian
is not going to stop being queer. And, as I mentioned
before, the prejudices far outweigh any supposed
ethical reasons to maintain the marriage. Right
now, queer and trans people are the biggest demons
for the right. So, Kristi Noem cannot have a
husband who loves her and also has queer tendencies.
But J .D. Vance's wife can be Hindu with the
possibility of converting as long as they're
both straight. That's why Christy and Brian are
getting divorced, more than likely. I guess there
could be other reasons. I don't care if that
goes out now. I really don't. You don't care
if I use it at all. No, it's fine. But yeah,
the fact that they aren't divorced yet, but they're
going to get divorced, would not typically be
public knowledge. The Daily Mail spoke with Christine
Ohm's mother who spilled the beans or tea or
vape juice or whatever the kids say these days.
She said, and I want to read a good portion of
this because it sounds just like that family
member who tells everyone way too much. Oh, yeah.
These are quotes. These are quotes directly from
Christine Ohm's mother speaking to the news,
okay? Speaking to a news agency in her own home.
She let them in and told them all this. This
was a big party where the whole family was there,
Christy and Brian and all my kids and all my
grandkids. Brian was holding and hugging the
kids. It seemed like the old Brian. He was very
nice. I hugged him, told him I loved him. He
said the same. She doesn't tell me what she thinks.
Finally, I was just like, what's the deal? Are
you going to get back together? She said, no,
no, no, we're getting divorced. And I said, who's
your lawyer? And she said, somebody up in Sioux
Falls. It's been difficult, but we all knew this
was coming, that they were going to get divorced.
Come on, shut up. It's so that family member
that just is saying way too fucking much. And,
you know, if anybody were around, they'd be like
swinging their hands around. Oh, that reporter
just scribbling furiously. Like, this is great.
Like, we know who to go to if we need to know
just everything. Oh, God, it's just too good.
But, yeah, kind of funny. Anyway, what do you
think? Politicians, man, they're a mess, aren't
they? Yeah, politics sucks. I've been trying
to gear the podcast away from politics, but it's
just so hard. It's everywhere, and they're so
easy to talk about. Who knows what they're going
to do? Yeah, it's infectious is what it is. It's
in everyday life, you know, especially since
we have a dictator right now. You know, it's
just been rotten. And I can't get away from it,
you know. No, it's everywhere. Yeah. And I was
trying to look at a Bible meme. But, you know,
since it was about bimbofication, once I found
that out, I'm like, oh, I know what I can talk
about. Yeah. And one thing that I want to point
out is that. And I said this to the artist who
made the transformation, that the person making
this meme about the Bible changing someone's
life, they're adding a value scale to the transition.
They're implying that the girl to the right is
better than the girl on the left. And that's
wrong, you know? They're both people who can
live their life the way they want. Yeah, and
they both might love books. Yeah, just because
she looks like a Mibbo doesn't mean she can't
read. Yeah, exactly. You can be pretty and smart.
It doesn't happen a lot, but it does happen.
It's a stereotype. I've seen plenty of people
who look a lot like that person all the way to
the left who are doctors and they get interviewed
on TV and whatever else. And then you see...
There was one guy who like made international
news, Chinese guy who made international news
for being like exceptionally intelligent. And
he's a metalhead, like full on metalhead. And
it's like you can't just say like this person's
less valuable than that person. And that's, you
know, it's just honestly, it comes down to, I
think, the most important quality. Like, you
know, like we're going to start saying or I'm
going to start saying at the end of every podcast
is. Just be kind. I think that's what says most
about your value as a person. It's just how you
treat others. Yeah. There's billions of people
on this planet and we're all a little bit different.
Yeah. Just deal with it. Roll with it. I like
that we're different. Absolutely. How boring
would it be if we were all the same? That would
fucking suck. I would hate that. Yeah. That would
fucking suck. Kristi Noem behaves as if she wants
everybody to be the same. Yeah. Well, fuck that.
Yeah. Fuck that and fuck her. Yeah. That's our
new sign off. Fuck that and fuck Kristi Noem.
Yeah. Just remember, listeners, the most important
thing, you can be as kind. Thank you all so much
for listening. Goodbye, everybody. Bye. Oh, my
God. Politicians, man. They're so fucking weird.
I thought that was a fun one, though. It was
interesting. I figured we could use a fun one
after that last one. All except for shooting
the dog. Yeah. 14 -month -old. It's a fucking
puppy. It is. Yeah, that's a puppy. shoot christy
you shoot a puppy no i'm sorry you shoot a puppy
somebody gets to shoot you it doesn't have to
be fatal but we don't condone oh uh she means
shoot christy uh um politically no