Hello, everybody. Thank you all so much for listening
to Memingless, a deep dive podcast into the
Internet's incorrectitude. I am your humble host,
Nate. And should I invite Bobby? Too late. I'm
in. All right, Bobbie. So I want to start off
by saying that the facts laid out in this story
are true, but some people names and location
names have been changed for certain reasons.
And I know. Internet sleuths can find whatever.
If I found it, other people can. But just to
make it not super easy, not make it incredibly
accessible, I have changed some names and some
location names. Okay. I'm sure they'll appreciate
the effort. Yeah, what little effort it is. You
know, like what little help it is. Bobby. Oh.
Bob -a -top again. Air Bobbin B. We're going
to start things off a little different this time.
All right. Rather than showing you our meme right
away, I'm going to start by having you watch
a police statement from the Pensacola Police
Department. Oh, God. There was a young lady inside
making money in a very unusual way that damaged
somebody else's property. There's a list of items
including a television, a record player, a coffee
pot, some bedding, some carpeting, I believe,
or a rug. All right. I'm sorry, what was that
last part? Something about a rug? Yeah, so he
was naming off some items that were damaged.
Record player, coffee pots, a rug. And I am going
to show you, there was actually multiple rugs
that were damaged. I'm going to show you one
of them. I am intentionally not describing the
rug because it's one of the linchpins that could
lead to... Okay. Yeah. I love her little mugshot,
though. Yeah. She looks so happy. She doesn't
look like she regrets a thing. That is for sure.
She had a great time doing whatever she did.
So, yeah. She certainly looks like she had a
good time. So, our story today starts with Vera.
Vera's not the person in the picture. Okay. Vera
is a pretty successful real estate agent. Over
the past fucking Christ. Roshi, okay. All right,
steel tail. Technical difficulties. Hey, what's
up with that tail, Roshi? My God. All right,
so our story starts with Vera. Vera is a pretty
successful real estate agent, and over the past
12 years alone, she has sold more than 20 homes.
Most of the homes she sold during her career
range from about $120 ,000 to $300 ,000, but
occasionally she fetches a closing price of over
a million for the sellers that she represents.
Along with a partner, Kevin, Vera also hosts
at least 17 Airbnb locations in Pensacola, Florida.
Wow. Reviews on Airbnb suggest that Vera and
Kevin are very kind and communicative and with
Vera having the longer history as a host and
receiving the most glowing reviews. In fact,
nearly every review she receives is stellar.
Even when things do not go as planned, guests
still regard Vera as a quality host. In a review
from March 2026, for example, a guest writes
that she was going to stay at the Blue Buffalo.
Locations at Airbnb often have nicknames like
this. But some last -minute maintenance had to
be done and the booking had to be canceled. This
guest said that Vera was very kind, provided
her with accommodation at a newer location, and
said she would likely book with Vera in the future.
Out of context, a comment like this would seem
to be relatively uninteresting. Extra unplanned
maintenance is not likely unheard of when it
comes to hosting so many Airbnb locations. And
this particular house is booked most weekends.
often with a three -night minimum, so the house
gets a lot of use and a lot of different people
pass through. On March 15th, Vera received a
message on Airbnb. The message wasn't from a
guest, though. It was from someone pointing out
a concern, and the message included a link to
a video. A video on an adult website. Uh -oh.
Oh, poor Vera. Bobby, I have a meme for you to
look at. Do I want to see this one? And I would
like you to describe it to our listeners, what
it looks like and how it reads. Okay. That's
that happy little mugshot, though. Okay, so we
have the happy mugshot again. And it says, Florida
woman, 31, accused of peeing on and damaging
more than $3 ,000 worth of property in multiple
Airbnbs. Yeah. Cool. You know, I really like
staying in an Airbnb. Yeah, yeah. We were just
in one a couple weekends ago. It was very nice.
Yeah. And now, yeah. Yeah. You just ruined that
for me. Thanks, Nick. Yeah, well, this is 31
-year -old Nicolette. Sorry. It's pronounced
Keough. K -E -O -U -G -H is the last name. Anyway.
I'm hilarious. This is 31 -year -old Nicolette
Keough, who was making pornographic content at
the Airbnb. And this is actually a longtime Pensacola
resident, having played softball for the Pensacola
Tigers as a high school freshman during the 2009
-2010 season. So she didn't go far from home
to book a B &B. No. Yeah, which, in my opinion,
that makes her activity a little worse. It's
not like she was... on the road and had to make
content on the go right she literally rented
a place for this purpose well you don't want
to pee on your own stuff yeah it seemed almost
like it had to be someone else's property right
it's part of the kink right yeah you know you
know you are getting you are More dead on than,
I don't know if you know how correct you are.
Yeah, I don't know how this is going to go. Yeah.
So I thought maybe she still lived with her parents
or something and had to get away to record these
things. Or maybe she didn't want her porn fans
to see what her actual house looks like. In which
case. Just make a set, right, you know, or a
content room or something, studio, like a pee
studio, whatever. A nice drain in the floor.
You know, porno studio where, you know, pee may
happen. Take out the carpet. Yeah. Make sure
you just hose the whole room down. Just make
a whole stainless steel room. Real easy to clean.
Yeah, get some green stainless steel. That way
you can put yourself in any environment, you
know. And you just hose it down when you're done.
Set fire to the room. But, yeah, I don't know.
Or maybe she had a husband at home who didn't
know she makes this kind of content. I don't
know. Anyway, turned out to be none of those
things. Yeah. So, according to the initial arrest
report, Keough caused more than $3 ,000 in damage.
Affected items include an antique chair, a typewriter,
a coffee maker, a toaster, a television, an electric
fireplace. And, as we'll learn in a bit, that's
just the tip of the urineberg. So, Keo was taken
to the Escambia County Jail, but was released
on a bond of $5 ,250. And for reasons I don't
want to say, but you can probably deduce, I actually
know some of the specific items that were ruined.
I'm going to show Bobby here the chair that was
ruined. Okay. So that's the chair. Yeah. That's
an antique? Yeah, apparently it's an antique.
I'm not describing the chair for certain reasons.
Okay, yeah, no, I get it. I mean, they've been
around a while. That could be an antique. Yeah.
It's an ugly chair. Then this is one of the record
players. Okay. Pretty standard -looking record
player. Yeah, yeah. Another one there. Okay.
This is one of the rugs that was ruined. Aw.
Yeah. That's a cool -looking rug. It is cool.
It's really cool. But, yeah, apparently it's
been ruined. It's been ruined by pee. Yeah. I
mean, he might be able to clean it, but I wouldn't.
Yeah, yeah. Just do it. Yeah, so the property
owner said that everything that had been ruined
on... urinated on had to be replaced, which that's
ridiculous, right? I mean, just because pee got
on something, it suddenly has to get replaced.
So she recorded herself making some odd content,
got some of her pee on things. That doesn't mean
that everything her pee touched needs to be thrown
out, you know? I don't know, man. I wouldn't
be ripping out the floorboards, but I'd be throwing
away carpets. Well, carpet, yeah. Yeah, for sure,
yeah. The record player's not going to be right
again. This, you know, how do you get pee on
a record player? You know, that's, that's, that's
one thing. And we will talk about that. Squatting
situation directly on the record player. Yeah.
Yeah. So, um, but it's just, you know, like,
it's like Mufasa came and it's like everything
that you're in touches has to be replaced. Pretty
much. Honestly, yeah, I'd be a little grossed
out. Yeah, yeah. A lot grossed out. Also, I was
kind of thinking, well, maybe because it's a
public thing or whatever, but it seems ridiculous
that everything needs to be thrown out. I mean,
didn't we all agree a long time ago that urine
isn't antiseptic? It's sterile, right? Just Febreze
it or whatever. I never really believed that.
Is that true? So, turns out, turns out all those
stories of urinating on wounds to clean them
or to help them, Have been debunked. Urine is
not sterile. Yeah, it's your waste products coming
out of your body. That's anti -sterile. That's
just the nasty shit that's in there coming out.
Yeah, seriously. And there's no actual evidence
whatsoever that it can be used as an antiseptic.
It also is very likely to dehydrate you if you
drink it. Yeah. Again, it's the stuff your body's
rejected. And, exactly, and furthermore, urinating
on venomous bites from spiders or snakes can
actually activate the venom. Oh, I've never heard
about that one before. I've heard about, like,
the jellyfish thing, but I don't know. So, also,
don't pee on jellyfish stings. Same thing? So,
it's similar. So, jellyfish stings, they sting
with these barbs. So, like, these barbs stick
in. And they have these little pockets full of
the stinging substance inside. When these pockets
come into contact with fresh water, they can
actually burst. Urine contains a lot of water.
Right. So even peeing on a jellyfish sting can
just make things worse. So it turns out pee isn't
that great. Even in healthy individuals, urine
contaminants include bacteria and urea, which
can stink to high heaven. And urine can also
contain viruses like COVID or herpes. Oh, cool.
Yeah. Still, when I read that all the objects
that were peed on had to be replaced, I thought,
what a pathetic racket to get your insurance
to pay for more new stuff, right? But then I
found Nicolette's Fansly. Fansly is a website
kind of like OnlyFans. Okay. Except for, I guess...
dirtier. I don't know. I'm not super familiar
with either. All I know is what I saw. Turns
out there is an oddly popular subgenre of urologia
or urolognia. Urolognia is urine fetish. Now,
there's a subgenre of it that might explain the
extent of the damages and why she didn't record
any of this content at home. Now, urolognia has
a host of sub -fetishes tied to it, making urolognia
almost more of an umbrella term for fetishes
involving urine. For example, one such fetish
recently gained popularity, or at least the term
for it did, and it's called omorashi, which is
the Japanese concept of being aroused by holding
it in when you have to pee. I don't think that's
ever turned me on, you know, and I can't imagine.
I can imagine it being even very distracting
in a moment when you have to be turned on. Like,
I don't think, just, Omurashi is not for me.
No, that's not my thing for sure. I don't think
pee in general is my thing. No, I don't really
get that one. No, in Nicolette's case, in her
Airbnb stays, she was creating what was called
urine destruction content. which is the intentional
destruction of items by urinating on them. Now,
urine destruction content. Take that, record
player. Yeah, destroy that record player. Yeah,
get it. You're never going to spit again. Oh,
that rug looked so good before. Oh, yeah. It's
not yellow enough. It's going to stink real bad
now. It's just going to be smelling like asparagus
in here. Oh, man. I wonder if, like, I didn't
see any of this, but I wonder if she, like, records
clips of, like, her just eating just handfuls
of asparagus. You just wait a couple hours from
now. Oh, this place. Just, like, just drinking,
like, you know, curry sauces and stuff. I mean,
it's urine destruction, right? You know, and
in urine destruction content, often the items
being destroyed need to be expensive for the
sake of the fetish. So rare books. Oh, yeah,
I know. I knew that get you. I knew that really
upset you. Expensive luxury items and electronics
are often destroyed for the sake of this content.
In which case I would say pee on your own fucking
things. Right. But. For some reason, people can't,
they just can't get their rocks off if the urinator
terminator owns the object. It has to be someone
else's. And in some cases, it has to affect the
public. On Valentine's Day last year. I really
don't like this woman. This is a different person,
actually. Oh, okay. I don't like either of them.
The Keene Police Department in New Hampshire?
I don't know who's going to get that reference,
but I'm glad I did it. They received a tip that
a girl had, quote, posted disturbing videos to
an internet site contaminating items in a local
business with her urine. The local business was
a grocery store that has a big sign over the
door that reads, everybody welcome. Which I assume
now. That's never true. Never. I assume now in
real tiny letters it reads, not urine destructors
though. No urine destructors. No pee pee people.
So the girl was arrested by the police and found
that she had been making videos of herself doing
this for at least four years. Oh my God. Four
years she's been paying on. What do you think
so far? What do you think of this? Well, first,
hang on. Four years in the same store? Yeah,
same store, four years. Oh, my God. Wow. I don't
ever want to go in public again. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, hotel rooms, I've always kind of had
that kind of ick factor, but I thought Airbnbs
were... I don't know why I thought that, because
public people go everywhere. In the hotel rooms,
the reason why they're like... Such, like, hardcore,
like, sheets and blankets and towels and stuff,
and a lot of them are white so they can bleach
the hell out of it. Yeah, I mean, I appreciate
that. Yeah. And hopefully they do it on a regular
basis. Yeah, I think it's probably generally
safe, you know, unless one of the housekeepers,
if one of them is one of those, you never know.
You know, they're kind of like... Yeah, they
might like just peeing on fresh sheets. Yeah,
yeah. And those pee people, they're like... What
are those things called in Captain Marvel where
they can look like people? Is that the Skrulls
or the Kree? I don't know. I can't remember which
one. I'm not good with comics. I think it was
the Skrulls. Yeah, it's like one of those. It's
like those but with pee. But don't pee on people's
food. Food! Like, that's what she was peeing
on at that store. Oh, it was just a grocery store?
Yeah, it was a grocery store. She was peeing
on food. Yeah, don't pee on food, all right?
Oh, my God. I love food. Imagine getting some
bananas and you go to put them on the counter
and you're like... Wait a minute. Oh, did you
guys pack this with the asparagus? I don't think
I want these bananas. Like, I love food. I eat
so much fucking food. I usually get two entrees
wherever I go and I never request pee on either
of them. Maybe you should. Maybe it adds a little
something. Maybe we're missing out. There's got
to be a reason why. There must be something to
this. It's going to be a new thing on the tables.
You've got your salt, pepper, and a little shaker
jar of pee. Of urea? Just the dry parts of pee?
That's so gross. I imagine it being... I just
imagine it tasting like lemon salt. I know it's
probably just because it's yellow, but I don't
know. Now, luckily... Nicolette was just being
on random Airbnb stuff. And under normal circumstances
in a world where people are struggling to find
affordable places to live, I would say fuck the
person who runs more than a dozen Airbnbs and
has sold more than 20 costly properties over
the past year. Sometimes selling for over a million
dollars, but by all accounts, Gertrude or whatever
alias I gave her sounds like a very nice person.
I do, though, think about the people who saved
up their money for a little vacation, saw one
of these cute little homes, and wanted to rent
one out, only to end up swimming in someone else's
pee. Now, she's not always well hydrated when
she does these either. I saw some comments on
her Fansly marveling about how yellow her morning
pee was in one video, and I kind of wanted to
puke my fucking pants. And seeing some of this
stuff, like... I almost puked my fucking pants.
I'm not kink shaming or anything. I just don't
get it. It grosses me out. And when you pee on
food, that grosses me off. Now, the difference
between being grossed out and being grossed off,
I've explained this to you before, but for the
listeners, if something grosses you out, it's
like you go, ew. But when something grosses you
off, you go, ah, like you get mad. It grosses
you off in a way. You get grossed out in a way
that makes you mad. It's being grossed off. I'm
trying to get it to catch on. Everybody starts
saying it. So another thing that just grosses
me right off is a clip I found of Nicolette that,
Bobby, I decided to spare you of having to see.
Thank you. I appreciate that. I have it, though.
I have the clip. I'm sure you do. I'm good. I
can pull it up. No, I'm fine. You sure? Mm -hmm.
I can just pull the clip. Okay, just let me know
if you change your mind, okay? Okay. All right,
so anyway, in the clip, Nicolette was peeing
on video games that aren't hers, and she didn't
have permission of the owner to pee on said video
games. And sure, it was just one of those shitty
little imitation game cabinets that you can buy
at Walmart, but don't pee on people's video games.
If you want to pee on your own games, have at
it. Unless it's a rare one that I don't have,
then don't pee on it. Give it to me. If you don't
want it, but don't pee on it first. Just don't
pee on people's video games. Video games are
wonderful. They are. They should be cherished.
I agree. Except for Superman 64. I'll pee on
every one of those. Pee on every fucking copy
of that terrible, terrible game. That was a mistake.
I hated that fucking game. Oh, everybody hated
that game. Flying through them fucking rings.
Oh, my God. Absolute garbage. Garbage game. It's
terrible. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure every listener
is like, oh, yeah, that game. Everybody just
went, boo. Like, oh, that stupid game. Now, to
be fair, sometimes the point of urinating on
video games is because you cherish them. Submissives
in this category will sometimes record themselves
destroying their PlayStation 5s by pouring urine
into the cooling vent, causing the console to
short circuit. God, I had a stroke there. Now,
a lot of times it's necessary to have a dominant
figure, usually a woman, send her urine to the
submissive to pour it into their console. A jar
or whatever it comes in, a decanter, you know,
whatever. Gallon jug if you're willing to wait
for a while. Gallon jug. It might take a few
days to make. I'm drinking water as fast as I
can, I swear. Oh, don't get too hydrated. I don't
want just water. That'll kill you too. I want
real pee going into my PlayStation 5. I don't
get it. I don't get it. It's so outside the realm
of... I'm trying to wrap my mind around. See,
the problem is there are 8 billion people on
this planet, more or less. That is a problem.
Roughly. And we're all a little different. Yeah.
There's something. The weirdest thing you can
think of, somebody out there likes it. You know,
in a way, I find that kind of comforting. Yeah,
kind of. Because we're not all the same. Yeah.
I appreciate that. I like that. I like that.
God damn, some of you are weird. Yeah. Which
is fine. I think it's cool that. Be weird. That's
fine. I think it's cool that there's. a large
variety of people, even ones that I don't get,
especially ones I don't get. Yeah. I like that.
I like that our world is interesting in that
way. So you know what, you guys? I'm not going
to say I support, but I'm glad you exist. All
right. Now, shoes are another popular thing to
destroy. A couple of specific brands of shoes
come up a lot. which is interesting. One of them
are Balenciaga sneakers. Okay. So leather and
suede items in general are pretty common because
uric acid leaches the dyes in the leather and
ruins suede. So it will mess them up. But for
the Balenciagas, I say pee on the boots. They're
more expensive than the sneakers. So you can
get a pair of the upcoming fall sneakers for
about $1 ,100 to $1 ,700. But the new Excavator
riding boots are $3 ,700 and they're sold out.
Meaning you aren't getting another pair at retail.
Pee on those. They're tall, too. So you can put
a lot of pee in those. I'm just giving some advice.
Anyway, speaking of shoes, I don't care about
shoes. When Madge returned to check on her Airbnb
property, the smell of urine was obvious. And
Nicolette is in jail now and her fans are wondering
where she's at. With one commenter on her most
recent video asking where the new content is
and another replying that she's serving time
in jail. But bad news for them is that... As
part of her charges, she is no longer allowed
to post content online. Aww. Yeah. But she made
bail, right? Why is she in jail? Yeah, that's
weird. Couple of reasons. An assault charge back
in March was a violation of her parole, and there
may have been more pee. I didn't find a lot of
information on the assault charge. I wasn't especially
interested in it. It didn't sound like... anything
crazy, but... So, two of Agnes' properties were
affected. In the first, the damages were estimated
to be about $4 ,000. So, the initial estimate
was low. The other property, the damages were
about $5 ,000 in total. Then... On April 24th,
another Airbnb owner contacted the Pensacola
police to report that a video from last year
shows Keogh urinating on items at his property.
Keogh stayed there from August 31st to September
11th last year, and the police report say that
they estimated the value of the property damage
at more than $17 ,000. Wow. Yeah. She peed a
lot. Yeah. A judge in her case said that if she
makes Bond at some point, she is to stay off
social media. Yeah. No. I have to see it at her
live shows now. Like this secretly made her famous.
So to me, Keo missing from the internet is no
big loss. But I'm sure there are people out there
who now have to go without her content of innocently
peeing on her own things because some people
had to have content that harmed the property
of others. Her fans were so preoccupied with
whether or not she could, they didn't stop to
think of whether or not she should. And now all
of her fans are left with nothing but yuria dust
in the wind. Anyway. What do you think, Bobby?
That was beautiful. Thank you. I got real poetic
at the end. Yeah, you did. I liked it. Okay,
like we said earlier, all the different people,
all the different things you like, cool, good
for you. Don't bring other people into it. Don't
damage things. Unless it's one of the submissives
who gets off on that. If they give you their
property to destroy it. If they invite you into
their home and ask you to pee on their PlayStation,
cool, go for it. That's fine. Don't pee directly
on the PlayStation. You get electrocuted. pour
the pee into the playstation you know yeah you
gotta be safe about these things yeah yeah nobody
we don't want anybody getting hurt yeah but yeah
don't don't now i'm thinking about like getting
electrically zapped in the pee hole and that
just sounds awful yeah somebody out there's like
yeah Do it. It's great. Oh, I didn't even think
about it. Unfortunately, you're probably right.
Yeah. You know that nine volt battery thing where
you lick it? Yeah. It's like that times a million,
but and on your pee. Jesus. No, thank you. Yeah.
I don't know. Just keep the public property thing
out of it. Yeah. If you want to pee on stuff
in your own home, go for it. Yeah. Yeah. And
I mean, if you get off on that kind of thing,
just find some like fake versions of it, you
know? Yeah. There's got to be, like, somebody
who, some director who makes, like, a, you know,
like, a fake. I mean, there's plenty of fake
prank videos. Oh, yeah. And lots and lots and
lots of fake, I gave this homeless man $5 ,000
videos, you know, that dumb shit. It's like,
you just give the guy $5 ,000. You don't need
to record it. Yeah, just do it. You can encourage
people to, like, also give money. Donate. Like,
fucking don't. Don't make a show out. You don't
have to make a show out of it, especially when
it's obviously fake. All you're going to do is
encourage a bunch of other people to make fake
videos, and then everybody's going to think,
oh, these homeless people, they get handed $5
,000 left and right. I don't have to donate anything.
They just think of that, what, hero complex or
whatever, and it makes them look good, and everybody's
like, yeah, this is the best person ever. Yeah,
and that's one thing, too. I never trust those
people. Jax Films put out a song and it's called
Good People Don't Brag About How Good They Are.
Yeah, exactly. Just be a nice person. Yeah. God,
don't be a dick about it. Be a decent person.
Be good and brag about it. It makes me think
there's something else going on. Anyway, yeah,
way off track. A little bit. But yeah, there's
plenty of fake, there's fake those, those videos
that somebody fakes those. Just find somebody
who fakes the pee content, you know? You don't
have to actually harm people. Anyway, thank you
all so much for listening. Goodbye, everybody.
Bye.