WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.299 Hello, everybody. Thank you all so much for listening 00:00:02.299 --> 00:00:04.719 to Memingless, a deep dive podcast into the 00:00:04.719 --> 00:00:07.780 Internet's incorrectitude. I am your humble host, 00:00:07.839 --> 00:00:12.160 Nate. And should I invite Bobby? Too late. I'm 00:00:12.160 --> 00:00:17.160 in. All right, Bobbie. So I want to start off 00:00:17.160 --> 00:00:19.460 by saying that the facts laid out in this story 00:00:19.460 --> 00:00:21.640 are true, but some people names and location 00:00:21.640 --> 00:00:23.980 names have been changed for certain reasons. 00:00:24.579 --> 00:00:27.500 And I know. Internet sleuths can find whatever. 00:00:27.579 --> 00:00:30.699 If I found it, other people can. But just to 00:00:30.699 --> 00:00:36.060 make it not super easy, not make it incredibly 00:00:36.060 --> 00:00:38.700 accessible, I have changed some names and some 00:00:38.700 --> 00:00:42.020 location names. Okay. I'm sure they'll appreciate 00:00:42.020 --> 00:00:44.820 the effort. Yeah, what little effort it is. You 00:00:44.820 --> 00:00:48.000 know, like what little help it is. Bobby. Oh. 00:00:48.880 --> 00:00:54.109 Bob -a -top again. Air Bobbin B. We're going 00:00:54.109 --> 00:00:56.770 to start things off a little different this time. 00:00:56.850 --> 00:00:59.649 All right. Rather than showing you our meme right 00:00:59.649 --> 00:01:01.770 away, I'm going to start by having you watch 00:01:01.770 --> 00:01:03.950 a police statement from the Pensacola Police 00:01:03.950 --> 00:01:08.109 Department. Oh, God. There was a young lady inside 00:01:08.109 --> 00:01:10.989 making money in a very unusual way that damaged 00:01:10.989 --> 00:01:13.170 somebody else's property. There's a list of items 00:01:13.170 --> 00:01:16.250 including a television, a record player, a coffee 00:01:16.250 --> 00:01:19.609 pot, some bedding, some carpeting, I believe, 00:01:19.670 --> 00:01:22.640 or a rug. All right. I'm sorry, what was that 00:01:22.640 --> 00:01:24.739 last part? Something about a rug? Yeah, so he 00:01:24.739 --> 00:01:26.319 was naming off some items that were damaged. 00:01:27.200 --> 00:01:34.560 Record player, coffee pots, a rug. And I am going 00:01:34.560 --> 00:01:37.459 to show you, there was actually multiple rugs 00:01:37.459 --> 00:01:39.200 that were damaged. I'm going to show you one 00:01:39.200 --> 00:01:42.379 of them. I am intentionally not describing the 00:01:42.379 --> 00:01:44.920 rug because it's one of the linchpins that could 00:01:44.920 --> 00:01:48.500 lead to... Okay. Yeah. I love her little mugshot, 00:01:48.519 --> 00:01:50.379 though. Yeah. She looks so happy. She doesn't 00:01:50.379 --> 00:01:52.959 look like she regrets a thing. That is for sure. 00:01:53.000 --> 00:01:54.459 She had a great time doing whatever she did. 00:01:55.260 --> 00:01:59.239 So, yeah. She certainly looks like she had a 00:01:59.239 --> 00:02:04.060 good time. So, our story today starts with Vera. 00:02:04.180 --> 00:02:06.739 Vera's not the person in the picture. Okay. Vera 00:02:06.739 --> 00:02:09.740 is a pretty successful real estate agent. Over 00:02:09.740 --> 00:02:14.719 the past fucking Christ. Roshi, okay. All right, 00:02:14.759 --> 00:02:18.669 steel tail. Technical difficulties. Hey, what's 00:02:18.669 --> 00:02:20.909 up with that tail, Roshi? My God. All right, 00:02:21.030 --> 00:02:24.210 so our story starts with Vera. Vera is a pretty 00:02:24.210 --> 00:02:26.949 successful real estate agent, and over the past 00:02:26.949 --> 00:02:29.810 12 years alone, she has sold more than 20 homes. 00:02:30.449 --> 00:02:32.770 Most of the homes she sold during her career 00:02:32.770 --> 00:02:36.610 range from about $120 ,000 to $300 ,000, but 00:02:36.610 --> 00:02:39.610 occasionally she fetches a closing price of over 00:02:39.610 --> 00:02:43.009 a million for the sellers that she represents. 00:02:45.789 --> 00:02:50.270 Along with a partner, Kevin, Vera also hosts 00:02:50.270 --> 00:02:54.389 at least 17 Airbnb locations in Pensacola, Florida. 00:02:54.669 --> 00:02:58.370 Wow. Reviews on Airbnb suggest that Vera and 00:02:58.370 --> 00:03:01.550 Kevin are very kind and communicative and with 00:03:01.550 --> 00:03:04.169 Vera having the longer history as a host and 00:03:04.169 --> 00:03:07.689 receiving the most glowing reviews. In fact, 00:03:07.689 --> 00:03:10.129 nearly every review she receives is stellar. 00:03:10.780 --> 00:03:12.939 Even when things do not go as planned, guests 00:03:12.939 --> 00:03:17.259 still regard Vera as a quality host. In a review 00:03:17.259 --> 00:03:22.020 from March 2026, for example, a guest writes 00:03:22.020 --> 00:03:24.080 that she was going to stay at the Blue Buffalo. 00:03:25.020 --> 00:03:27.439 Locations at Airbnb often have nicknames like 00:03:27.439 --> 00:03:31.919 this. But some last -minute maintenance had to 00:03:31.919 --> 00:03:34.800 be done and the booking had to be canceled. This 00:03:34.800 --> 00:03:38.310 guest said that Vera was very kind, provided 00:03:38.310 --> 00:03:41.349 her with accommodation at a newer location, and 00:03:41.349 --> 00:03:43.870 said she would likely book with Vera in the future. 00:03:45.250 --> 00:03:48.009 Out of context, a comment like this would seem 00:03:48.009 --> 00:03:52.409 to be relatively uninteresting. Extra unplanned 00:03:52.409 --> 00:03:55.169 maintenance is not likely unheard of when it 00:03:55.169 --> 00:03:59.550 comes to hosting so many Airbnb locations. And 00:03:59.550 --> 00:04:02.289 this particular house is booked most weekends. 00:04:02.919 --> 00:04:05.780 often with a three -night minimum, so the house 00:04:05.780 --> 00:04:08.800 gets a lot of use and a lot of different people 00:04:08.800 --> 00:04:13.939 pass through. On March 15th, Vera received a 00:04:13.939 --> 00:04:17.240 message on Airbnb. The message wasn't from a 00:04:17.240 --> 00:04:20.319 guest, though. It was from someone pointing out 00:04:20.319 --> 00:04:23.680 a concern, and the message included a link to 00:04:23.680 --> 00:04:28.339 a video. A video on an adult website. Uh -oh. 00:04:29.339 --> 00:04:32.680 Oh, poor Vera. Bobby, I have a meme for you to 00:04:32.680 --> 00:04:36.680 look at. Do I want to see this one? And I would 00:04:36.680 --> 00:04:38.779 like you to describe it to our listeners, what 00:04:38.779 --> 00:04:43.040 it looks like and how it reads. Okay. That's 00:04:43.040 --> 00:04:46.620 that happy little mugshot, though. Okay, so we 00:04:46.620 --> 00:04:49.800 have the happy mugshot again. And it says, Florida 00:04:49.800 --> 00:04:53.620 woman, 31, accused of peeing on and damaging 00:04:53.620 --> 00:04:56.560 more than $3 ,000 worth of property in multiple 00:04:56.560 --> 00:05:02.300 Airbnbs. Yeah. Cool. You know, I really like 00:05:02.300 --> 00:05:06.199 staying in an Airbnb. Yeah, yeah. We were just 00:05:06.199 --> 00:05:07.879 in one a couple weekends ago. It was very nice. 00:05:08.060 --> 00:05:13.120 Yeah. And now, yeah. Yeah. You just ruined that 00:05:13.120 --> 00:05:16.819 for me. Thanks, Nick. Yeah, well, this is 31 00:05:16.819 --> 00:05:22.300 -year -old Nicolette. Sorry. It's pronounced 00:05:22.300 --> 00:05:27.740 Keough. K -E -O -U -G -H is the last name. Anyway. 00:05:28.170 --> 00:05:30.910 I'm hilarious. This is 31 -year -old Nicolette 00:05:30.910 --> 00:05:34.470 Keough, who was making pornographic content at 00:05:34.470 --> 00:05:39.730 the Airbnb. And this is actually a longtime Pensacola 00:05:39.730 --> 00:05:42.589 resident, having played softball for the Pensacola 00:05:42.589 --> 00:05:45.410 Tigers as a high school freshman during the 2009 00:05:45.410 --> 00:05:48.790 -2010 season. So she didn't go far from home 00:05:48.790 --> 00:05:53.269 to book a B &B. No. Yeah, which, in my opinion, 00:05:53.329 --> 00:05:55.930 that makes her activity a little worse. It's 00:05:55.930 --> 00:05:58.720 not like she was... on the road and had to make 00:05:58.720 --> 00:06:01.379 content on the go right she literally rented 00:06:01.379 --> 00:06:04.120 a place for this purpose well you don't want 00:06:04.120 --> 00:06:06.079 to pee on your own stuff yeah it seemed almost 00:06:06.079 --> 00:06:08.379 like it had to be someone else's property right 00:06:08.379 --> 00:06:11.560 it's part of the kink right yeah you know you 00:06:11.560 --> 00:06:15.439 know you are getting you are More dead on than, 00:06:15.480 --> 00:06:18.319 I don't know if you know how correct you are. 00:06:18.480 --> 00:06:20.660 Yeah, I don't know how this is going to go. Yeah. 00:06:21.399 --> 00:06:24.220 So I thought maybe she still lived with her parents 00:06:24.220 --> 00:06:26.240 or something and had to get away to record these 00:06:26.240 --> 00:06:29.000 things. Or maybe she didn't want her porn fans 00:06:29.000 --> 00:06:32.060 to see what her actual house looks like. In which 00:06:32.060 --> 00:06:35.480 case. Just make a set, right, you know, or a 00:06:35.480 --> 00:06:38.519 content room or something, studio, like a pee 00:06:38.519 --> 00:06:41.500 studio, whatever. A nice drain in the floor. 00:06:41.500 --> 00:06:43.540 You know, porno studio where, you know, pee may 00:06:43.540 --> 00:06:46.139 happen. Take out the carpet. Yeah. Make sure 00:06:46.139 --> 00:06:49.040 you just hose the whole room down. Just make 00:06:49.040 --> 00:06:53.240 a whole stainless steel room. Real easy to clean. 00:06:53.360 --> 00:06:55.639 Yeah, get some green stainless steel. That way 00:06:55.639 --> 00:06:58.319 you can put yourself in any environment, you 00:06:58.319 --> 00:07:01.199 know. And you just hose it down when you're done. 00:07:02.320 --> 00:07:07.100 Set fire to the room. But, yeah, I don't know. 00:07:07.199 --> 00:07:10.639 Or maybe she had a husband at home who didn't 00:07:10.639 --> 00:07:13.019 know she makes this kind of content. I don't 00:07:13.019 --> 00:07:14.740 know. Anyway, turned out to be none of those 00:07:14.740 --> 00:07:18.540 things. Yeah. So, according to the initial arrest 00:07:18.540 --> 00:07:22.079 report, Keough caused more than $3 ,000 in damage. 00:07:23.079 --> 00:07:26.639 Affected items include an antique chair, a typewriter, 00:07:26.800 --> 00:07:29.980 a coffee maker, a toaster, a television, an electric 00:07:29.980 --> 00:07:34.269 fireplace. And, as we'll learn in a bit, that's 00:07:34.269 --> 00:07:39.269 just the tip of the urineberg. So, Keo was taken 00:07:39.269 --> 00:07:42.550 to the Escambia County Jail, but was released 00:07:42.550 --> 00:07:50.389 on a bond of $5 ,250. And for reasons I don't 00:07:50.389 --> 00:07:53.509 want to say, but you can probably deduce, I actually 00:07:53.509 --> 00:07:58.509 know some of the specific items that were ruined. 00:08:01.000 --> 00:08:05.000 I'm going to show Bobby here the chair that was 00:08:05.000 --> 00:08:09.319 ruined. Okay. So that's the chair. Yeah. That's 00:08:09.319 --> 00:08:11.339 an antique? Yeah, apparently it's an antique. 00:08:12.959 --> 00:08:15.699 I'm not describing the chair for certain reasons. 00:08:15.720 --> 00:08:17.879 Okay, yeah, no, I get it. I mean, they've been 00:08:17.879 --> 00:08:19.560 around a while. That could be an antique. Yeah. 00:08:19.639 --> 00:08:26.579 It's an ugly chair. Then this is one of the record 00:08:26.579 --> 00:08:30.639 players. Okay. Pretty standard -looking record 00:08:30.639 --> 00:08:34.919 player. Yeah, yeah. Another one there. Okay. 00:08:35.220 --> 00:08:38.460 This is one of the rugs that was ruined. Aw. 00:08:38.639 --> 00:08:40.740 Yeah. That's a cool -looking rug. It is cool. 00:08:40.899 --> 00:08:43.759 It's really cool. But, yeah, apparently it's 00:08:43.759 --> 00:08:47.279 been ruined. It's been ruined by pee. Yeah. I 00:08:47.279 --> 00:08:49.279 mean, he might be able to clean it, but I wouldn't. 00:08:49.279 --> 00:08:54.259 Yeah, yeah. Just do it. Yeah, so the property 00:08:54.259 --> 00:08:56.600 owner said that everything that had been ruined 00:08:56.600 --> 00:09:00.230 on... urinated on had to be replaced, which that's 00:09:00.230 --> 00:09:02.789 ridiculous, right? I mean, just because pee got 00:09:02.789 --> 00:09:05.570 on something, it suddenly has to get replaced. 00:09:06.370 --> 00:09:09.870 So she recorded herself making some odd content, 00:09:09.950 --> 00:09:11.809 got some of her pee on things. That doesn't mean 00:09:11.809 --> 00:09:14.470 that everything her pee touched needs to be thrown 00:09:14.470 --> 00:09:17.129 out, you know? I don't know, man. I wouldn't 00:09:17.129 --> 00:09:18.809 be ripping out the floorboards, but I'd be throwing 00:09:18.809 --> 00:09:21.529 away carpets. Well, carpet, yeah. Yeah, for sure, 00:09:21.629 --> 00:09:23.970 yeah. The record player's not going to be right 00:09:23.970 --> 00:09:28.759 again. This, you know, how do you get pee on 00:09:28.759 --> 00:09:30.860 a record player? You know, that's, that's, that's 00:09:30.860 --> 00:09:33.519 one thing. And we will talk about that. Squatting 00:09:33.519 --> 00:09:37.159 situation directly on the record player. Yeah. 00:09:37.519 --> 00:09:41.259 Yeah. So, um, but it's just, you know, like, 00:09:41.379 --> 00:09:44.139 it's like Mufasa came and it's like everything 00:09:44.139 --> 00:09:47.909 that you're in touches has to be replaced. Pretty 00:09:47.909 --> 00:09:51.169 much. Honestly, yeah, I'd be a little grossed 00:09:51.169 --> 00:09:54.470 out. Yeah, yeah. A lot grossed out. Also, I was 00:09:54.470 --> 00:09:55.889 kind of thinking, well, maybe because it's a 00:09:55.889 --> 00:09:58.649 public thing or whatever, but it seems ridiculous 00:09:58.649 --> 00:10:00.210 that everything needs to be thrown out. I mean, 00:10:00.230 --> 00:10:02.529 didn't we all agree a long time ago that urine 00:10:02.529 --> 00:10:06.509 isn't antiseptic? It's sterile, right? Just Febreze 00:10:06.509 --> 00:10:08.110 it or whatever. I never really believed that. 00:10:08.190 --> 00:10:12.470 Is that true? So, turns out, turns out all those 00:10:12.470 --> 00:10:14.870 stories of urinating on wounds to clean them 00:10:14.870 --> 00:10:20.129 or to help them, Have been debunked. Urine is 00:10:20.129 --> 00:10:22.929 not sterile. Yeah, it's your waste products coming 00:10:22.929 --> 00:10:25.870 out of your body. That's anti -sterile. That's 00:10:25.870 --> 00:10:28.009 just the nasty shit that's in there coming out. 00:10:28.669 --> 00:10:32.110 Yeah, seriously. And there's no actual evidence 00:10:32.110 --> 00:10:34.929 whatsoever that it can be used as an antiseptic. 00:10:35.070 --> 00:10:38.870 It also is very likely to dehydrate you if you 00:10:38.870 --> 00:10:42.470 drink it. Yeah. Again, it's the stuff your body's 00:10:42.470 --> 00:10:47.620 rejected. And, exactly, and furthermore, urinating 00:10:47.620 --> 00:10:50.240 on venomous bites from spiders or snakes can 00:10:50.240 --> 00:10:53.860 actually activate the venom. Oh, I've never heard 00:10:53.860 --> 00:10:55.080 about that one before. I've heard about, like, 00:10:55.139 --> 00:10:56.779 the jellyfish thing, but I don't know. So, also, 00:10:57.019 --> 00:10:59.720 don't pee on jellyfish stings. Same thing? So, 00:11:00.019 --> 00:11:03.480 it's similar. So, jellyfish stings, they sting 00:11:03.480 --> 00:11:05.500 with these barbs. So, like, these barbs stick 00:11:05.500 --> 00:11:08.840 in. And they have these little pockets full of 00:11:08.840 --> 00:11:11.740 the stinging substance inside. When these pockets 00:11:11.740 --> 00:11:14.419 come into contact with fresh water, they can 00:11:14.419 --> 00:11:16.980 actually burst. Urine contains a lot of water. 00:11:17.220 --> 00:11:20.019 Right. So even peeing on a jellyfish sting can 00:11:20.019 --> 00:11:25.179 just make things worse. So it turns out pee isn't 00:11:25.179 --> 00:11:28.620 that great. Even in healthy individuals, urine 00:11:28.620 --> 00:11:33.179 contaminants include bacteria and urea, which 00:11:33.179 --> 00:11:36.120 can stink to high heaven. And urine can also 00:11:36.120 --> 00:11:39.519 contain viruses like COVID or herpes. Oh, cool. 00:11:39.679 --> 00:11:43.039 Yeah. Still, when I read that all the objects 00:11:43.039 --> 00:11:45.480 that were peed on had to be replaced, I thought, 00:11:45.519 --> 00:11:48.080 what a pathetic racket to get your insurance 00:11:48.080 --> 00:11:52.100 to pay for more new stuff, right? But then I 00:11:52.100 --> 00:11:56.679 found Nicolette's Fansly. Fansly is a website 00:11:56.679 --> 00:12:00.539 kind of like OnlyFans. Okay. Except for, I guess... 00:12:00.809 --> 00:12:04.110 dirtier. I don't know. I'm not super familiar 00:12:04.110 --> 00:12:06.509 with either. All I know is what I saw. Turns 00:12:06.509 --> 00:12:10.870 out there is an oddly popular subgenre of urologia 00:12:10.870 --> 00:12:18.210 or urolognia. Urolognia is urine fetish. Now, 00:12:18.250 --> 00:12:21.289 there's a subgenre of it that might explain the 00:12:21.289 --> 00:12:25.149 extent of the damages and why she didn't record 00:12:25.149 --> 00:12:28.490 any of this content at home. Now, urolognia has 00:12:28.490 --> 00:12:32.090 a host of sub -fetishes tied to it, making urolognia 00:12:32.090 --> 00:12:34.769 almost more of an umbrella term for fetishes 00:12:34.769 --> 00:12:38.730 involving urine. For example, one such fetish 00:12:38.730 --> 00:12:41.350 recently gained popularity, or at least the term 00:12:41.350 --> 00:12:44.929 for it did, and it's called omorashi, which is 00:12:44.929 --> 00:12:48.090 the Japanese concept of being aroused by holding 00:12:48.090 --> 00:12:52.120 it in when you have to pee. I don't think that's 00:12:52.120 --> 00:12:54.820 ever turned me on, you know, and I can't imagine. 00:12:55.019 --> 00:12:57.360 I can imagine it being even very distracting 00:12:57.360 --> 00:12:59.519 in a moment when you have to be turned on. Like, 00:12:59.519 --> 00:13:02.879 I don't think, just, Omurashi is not for me. 00:13:02.960 --> 00:13:05.659 No, that's not my thing for sure. I don't think 00:13:05.659 --> 00:13:08.659 pee in general is my thing. No, I don't really 00:13:08.659 --> 00:13:12.419 get that one. No, in Nicolette's case, in her 00:13:12.419 --> 00:13:15.700 Airbnb stays, she was creating what was called 00:13:15.700 --> 00:13:20.210 urine destruction content. which is the intentional 00:13:20.210 --> 00:13:24.210 destruction of items by urinating on them. Now, 00:13:24.269 --> 00:13:31.049 urine destruction content. Take that, record 00:13:31.049 --> 00:13:36.210 player. Yeah, destroy that record player. Yeah, 00:13:36.210 --> 00:13:38.350 get it. You're never going to spit again. Oh, 00:13:38.350 --> 00:13:41.710 that rug looked so good before. Oh, yeah. It's 00:13:41.710 --> 00:13:44.049 not yellow enough. It's going to stink real bad 00:13:44.049 --> 00:13:46.730 now. It's just going to be smelling like asparagus 00:13:46.730 --> 00:13:53.240 in here. Oh, man. I wonder if, like, I didn't 00:13:53.240 --> 00:13:55.259 see any of this, but I wonder if she, like, records 00:13:55.259 --> 00:13:58.700 clips of, like, her just eating just handfuls 00:13:58.700 --> 00:14:02.340 of asparagus. You just wait a couple hours from 00:14:02.340 --> 00:14:07.460 now. Oh, this place. Just, like, just drinking, 00:14:07.659 --> 00:14:13.679 like, you know, curry sauces and stuff. I mean, 00:14:13.679 --> 00:14:16.360 it's urine destruction, right? You know, and 00:14:16.360 --> 00:14:19.580 in urine destruction content, often the items 00:14:19.580 --> 00:14:22.679 being destroyed need to be expensive for the 00:14:22.679 --> 00:14:26.940 sake of the fetish. So rare books. Oh, yeah, 00:14:27.000 --> 00:14:29.460 I know. I knew that get you. I knew that really 00:14:29.460 --> 00:14:33.580 upset you. Expensive luxury items and electronics 00:14:33.580 --> 00:14:36.179 are often destroyed for the sake of this content. 00:14:36.960 --> 00:14:39.899 In which case I would say pee on your own fucking 00:14:39.899 --> 00:14:44.669 things. Right. But. For some reason, people can't, 00:14:44.669 --> 00:14:47.309 they just can't get their rocks off if the urinator 00:14:47.309 --> 00:14:50.710 terminator owns the object. It has to be someone 00:14:50.710 --> 00:14:55.149 else's. And in some cases, it has to affect the 00:14:55.149 --> 00:15:01.269 public. On Valentine's Day last year. I really 00:15:01.269 --> 00:15:03.769 don't like this woman. This is a different person, 00:15:03.809 --> 00:15:06.029 actually. Oh, okay. I don't like either of them. 00:15:06.169 --> 00:15:11.389 The Keene Police Department in New Hampshire? 00:15:12.139 --> 00:15:13.779 I don't know who's going to get that reference, 00:15:13.919 --> 00:15:17.360 but I'm glad I did it. They received a tip that 00:15:17.360 --> 00:15:21.980 a girl had, quote, posted disturbing videos to 00:15:21.980 --> 00:15:25.659 an internet site contaminating items in a local 00:15:25.659 --> 00:15:30.240 business with her urine. The local business was 00:15:30.240 --> 00:15:33.779 a grocery store that has a big sign over the 00:15:33.779 --> 00:15:38.039 door that reads, everybody welcome. Which I assume 00:15:38.039 --> 00:15:44.100 now. That's never true. Never. I assume now in 00:15:44.100 --> 00:15:47.000 real tiny letters it reads, not urine destructors 00:15:47.000 --> 00:15:51.320 though. No urine destructors. No pee pee people. 00:15:55.399 --> 00:15:58.960 So the girl was arrested by the police and found 00:15:58.960 --> 00:16:00.940 that she had been making videos of herself doing 00:16:00.940 --> 00:16:05.379 this for at least four years. Oh my God. Four 00:16:05.379 --> 00:16:07.980 years she's been paying on. What do you think 00:16:07.980 --> 00:16:10.440 so far? What do you think of this? Well, first, 00:16:10.519 --> 00:16:13.299 hang on. Four years in the same store? Yeah, 00:16:13.399 --> 00:16:18.299 same store, four years. Oh, my God. Wow. I don't 00:16:18.299 --> 00:16:20.240 ever want to go in public again. Yeah, yeah. 00:16:20.360 --> 00:16:23.440 I mean, hotel rooms, I've always kind of had 00:16:23.440 --> 00:16:26.759 that kind of ick factor, but I thought Airbnbs 00:16:26.759 --> 00:16:28.340 were... I don't know why I thought that, because 00:16:28.340 --> 00:16:33.419 public people go everywhere. In the hotel rooms, 00:16:33.519 --> 00:16:36.970 the reason why they're like... Such, like, hardcore, 00:16:37.049 --> 00:16:39.169 like, sheets and blankets and towels and stuff, 00:16:39.230 --> 00:16:41.070 and a lot of them are white so they can bleach 00:16:41.070 --> 00:16:42.649 the hell out of it. Yeah, I mean, I appreciate 00:16:42.649 --> 00:16:44.970 that. Yeah. And hopefully they do it on a regular 00:16:44.970 --> 00:16:47.149 basis. Yeah, I think it's probably generally 00:16:47.149 --> 00:16:51.330 safe, you know, unless one of the housekeepers, 00:16:51.610 --> 00:16:54.990 if one of them is one of those, you never know. 00:16:55.250 --> 00:16:57.129 You know, they're kind of like... Yeah, they 00:16:57.129 --> 00:16:59.690 might like just peeing on fresh sheets. Yeah, 00:16:59.710 --> 00:17:04.799 yeah. And those pee people, they're like... What 00:17:04.799 --> 00:17:06.859 are those things called in Captain Marvel where 00:17:06.859 --> 00:17:09.819 they can look like people? Is that the Skrulls 00:17:09.819 --> 00:17:12.039 or the Kree? I don't know. I can't remember which 00:17:12.039 --> 00:17:14.759 one. I'm not good with comics. I think it was 00:17:14.759 --> 00:17:17.759 the Skrulls. Yeah, it's like one of those. It's 00:17:17.759 --> 00:17:21.900 like those but with pee. But don't pee on people's 00:17:21.900 --> 00:17:26.190 food. Food! Like, that's what she was peeing 00:17:26.190 --> 00:17:28.589 on at that store. Oh, it was just a grocery store? 00:17:28.670 --> 00:17:29.750 Yeah, it was a grocery store. She was peeing 00:17:29.750 --> 00:17:32.309 on food. Yeah, don't pee on food, all right? 00:17:32.430 --> 00:17:34.089 Oh, my God. I love food. Imagine getting some 00:17:34.089 --> 00:17:36.309 bananas and you go to put them on the counter 00:17:36.309 --> 00:17:40.849 and you're like... Wait a minute. Oh, did you 00:17:40.849 --> 00:17:43.349 guys pack this with the asparagus? I don't think 00:17:43.349 --> 00:17:47.890 I want these bananas. Like, I love food. I eat 00:17:47.890 --> 00:17:50.009 so much fucking food. I usually get two entrees 00:17:50.009 --> 00:17:52.670 wherever I go and I never request pee on either 00:17:52.670 --> 00:17:56.940 of them. Maybe you should. Maybe it adds a little 00:17:56.940 --> 00:17:59.119 something. Maybe we're missing out. There's got 00:17:59.119 --> 00:18:02.279 to be a reason why. There must be something to 00:18:02.279 --> 00:18:03.779 this. It's going to be a new thing on the tables. 00:18:03.819 --> 00:18:05.680 You've got your salt, pepper, and a little shaker 00:18:05.680 --> 00:18:09.339 jar of pee. Of urea? Just the dry parts of pee? 00:18:10.460 --> 00:18:14.200 That's so gross. I imagine it being... I just 00:18:14.200 --> 00:18:16.440 imagine it tasting like lemon salt. I know it's 00:18:16.440 --> 00:18:18.519 probably just because it's yellow, but I don't 00:18:18.519 --> 00:18:24.960 know. Now, luckily... Nicolette was just being 00:18:24.960 --> 00:18:28.640 on random Airbnb stuff. And under normal circumstances 00:18:28.640 --> 00:18:30.700 in a world where people are struggling to find 00:18:30.700 --> 00:18:32.920 affordable places to live, I would say fuck the 00:18:32.920 --> 00:18:36.380 person who runs more than a dozen Airbnbs and 00:18:36.380 --> 00:18:39.759 has sold more than 20 costly properties over 00:18:39.759 --> 00:18:44.400 the past year. Sometimes selling for over a million 00:18:44.400 --> 00:18:48.200 dollars, but by all accounts, Gertrude or whatever 00:18:48.200 --> 00:18:50.680 alias I gave her sounds like a very nice person. 00:18:51.960 --> 00:18:55.680 I do, though, think about the people who saved 00:18:55.680 --> 00:18:58.059 up their money for a little vacation, saw one 00:18:58.059 --> 00:18:59.700 of these cute little homes, and wanted to rent 00:18:59.700 --> 00:19:02.539 one out, only to end up swimming in someone else's 00:19:02.539 --> 00:19:06.839 pee. Now, she's not always well hydrated when 00:19:06.839 --> 00:19:10.440 she does these either. I saw some comments on 00:19:10.440 --> 00:19:13.880 her Fansly marveling about how yellow her morning 00:19:13.880 --> 00:19:16.279 pee was in one video, and I kind of wanted to 00:19:16.279 --> 00:19:19.380 puke my fucking pants. And seeing some of this 00:19:19.380 --> 00:19:21.960 stuff, like... I almost puked my fucking pants. 00:19:22.299 --> 00:19:25.240 I'm not kink shaming or anything. I just don't 00:19:25.240 --> 00:19:28.940 get it. It grosses me out. And when you pee on 00:19:28.940 --> 00:19:33.220 food, that grosses me off. Now, the difference 00:19:33.220 --> 00:19:35.500 between being grossed out and being grossed off, 00:19:35.640 --> 00:19:37.400 I've explained this to you before, but for the 00:19:37.400 --> 00:19:41.000 listeners, if something grosses you out, it's 00:19:41.000 --> 00:19:43.720 like you go, ew. But when something grosses you 00:19:43.720 --> 00:19:47.079 off, you go, ah, like you get mad. It grosses 00:19:47.079 --> 00:19:50.119 you off in a way. You get grossed out in a way 00:19:50.119 --> 00:19:52.000 that makes you mad. It's being grossed off. I'm 00:19:52.000 --> 00:19:53.660 trying to get it to catch on. Everybody starts 00:19:53.660 --> 00:19:57.440 saying it. So another thing that just grosses 00:19:57.440 --> 00:20:01.099 me right off is a clip I found of Nicolette that, 00:20:01.140 --> 00:20:04.339 Bobby, I decided to spare you of having to see. 00:20:04.579 --> 00:20:06.420 Thank you. I appreciate that. I have it, though. 00:20:06.480 --> 00:20:08.779 I have the clip. I'm sure you do. I'm good. I 00:20:08.779 --> 00:20:11.019 can pull it up. No, I'm fine. You sure? Mm -hmm. 00:20:11.289 --> 00:20:13.309 I can just pull the clip. Okay, just let me know 00:20:13.309 --> 00:20:14.890 if you change your mind, okay? Okay. All right, 00:20:14.950 --> 00:20:19.329 so anyway, in the clip, Nicolette was peeing 00:20:19.329 --> 00:20:22.589 on video games that aren't hers, and she didn't 00:20:22.589 --> 00:20:25.069 have permission of the owner to pee on said video 00:20:25.069 --> 00:20:27.970 games. And sure, it was just one of those shitty 00:20:27.970 --> 00:20:29.930 little imitation game cabinets that you can buy 00:20:29.930 --> 00:20:33.150 at Walmart, but don't pee on people's video games. 00:20:33.750 --> 00:20:36.269 If you want to pee on your own games, have at 00:20:36.269 --> 00:20:38.490 it. Unless it's a rare one that I don't have, 00:20:38.670 --> 00:20:41.609 then don't pee on it. Give it to me. If you don't 00:20:41.609 --> 00:20:44.569 want it, but don't pee on it first. Just don't 00:20:44.569 --> 00:20:47.410 pee on people's video games. Video games are 00:20:47.410 --> 00:20:49.589 wonderful. They are. They should be cherished. 00:20:49.690 --> 00:20:52.950 I agree. Except for Superman 64. I'll pee on 00:20:52.950 --> 00:20:54.609 every one of those. Pee on every fucking copy 00:20:54.609 --> 00:20:56.890 of that terrible, terrible game. That was a mistake. 00:20:57.269 --> 00:20:58.970 I hated that fucking game. Oh, everybody hated 00:20:58.970 --> 00:21:00.630 that game. Flying through them fucking rings. 00:21:00.750 --> 00:21:04.170 Oh, my God. Absolute garbage. Garbage game. It's 00:21:04.170 --> 00:21:06.710 terrible. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure every listener 00:21:06.710 --> 00:21:09.750 is like, oh, yeah, that game. Everybody just 00:21:09.750 --> 00:21:14.750 went, boo. Like, oh, that stupid game. Now, to 00:21:14.750 --> 00:21:17.910 be fair, sometimes the point of urinating on 00:21:17.910 --> 00:21:21.539 video games is because you cherish them. Submissives 00:21:21.539 --> 00:21:24.539 in this category will sometimes record themselves 00:21:24.539 --> 00:21:28.400 destroying their PlayStation 5s by pouring urine 00:21:28.400 --> 00:21:31.980 into the cooling vent, causing the console to 00:21:31.980 --> 00:21:37.859 short circuit. God, I had a stroke there. Now, 00:21:38.000 --> 00:21:41.319 a lot of times it's necessary to have a dominant 00:21:41.319 --> 00:21:44.640 figure, usually a woman, send her urine to the 00:21:44.640 --> 00:21:51.009 submissive to pour it into their console. A jar 00:21:51.009 --> 00:21:54.369 or whatever it comes in, a decanter, you know, 00:21:54.369 --> 00:21:58.950 whatever. Gallon jug if you're willing to wait 00:21:58.950 --> 00:22:01.630 for a while. Gallon jug. It might take a few 00:22:01.630 --> 00:22:04.509 days to make. I'm drinking water as fast as I 00:22:04.509 --> 00:22:09.710 can, I swear. Oh, don't get too hydrated. I don't 00:22:09.710 --> 00:22:11.470 want just water. That'll kill you too. I want 00:22:11.470 --> 00:22:13.869 real pee going into my PlayStation 5. I don't 00:22:13.869 --> 00:22:17.970 get it. I don't get it. It's so outside the realm 00:22:17.970 --> 00:22:24.329 of... I'm trying to wrap my mind around. See, 00:22:24.329 --> 00:22:26.470 the problem is there are 8 billion people on 00:22:26.470 --> 00:22:28.049 this planet, more or less. That is a problem. 00:22:28.130 --> 00:22:30.710 Roughly. And we're all a little different. Yeah. 00:22:31.089 --> 00:22:32.970 There's something. The weirdest thing you can 00:22:32.970 --> 00:22:34.470 think of, somebody out there likes it. You know, 00:22:34.509 --> 00:22:36.869 in a way, I find that kind of comforting. Yeah, 00:22:36.890 --> 00:22:39.089 kind of. Because we're not all the same. Yeah. 00:22:39.089 --> 00:22:41.349 I appreciate that. I like that. I like that. 00:22:41.410 --> 00:22:44.430 God damn, some of you are weird. Yeah. Which 00:22:44.430 --> 00:22:47.269 is fine. I think it's cool that. Be weird. That's 00:22:47.269 --> 00:22:49.759 fine. I think it's cool that there's. a large 00:22:49.759 --> 00:22:53.359 variety of people, even ones that I don't get, 00:22:53.480 --> 00:22:56.160 especially ones I don't get. Yeah. I like that. 00:22:56.279 --> 00:22:58.819 I like that our world is interesting in that 00:22:58.819 --> 00:23:03.660 way. So you know what, you guys? I'm not going 00:23:03.660 --> 00:23:07.000 to say I support, but I'm glad you exist. All 00:23:07.000 --> 00:23:13.859 right. Now, shoes are another popular thing to 00:23:13.859 --> 00:23:17.500 destroy. A couple of specific brands of shoes 00:23:17.500 --> 00:23:20.640 come up a lot. which is interesting. One of them 00:23:20.640 --> 00:23:27.819 are Balenciaga sneakers. Okay. So leather and 00:23:27.819 --> 00:23:31.079 suede items in general are pretty common because 00:23:31.079 --> 00:23:34.440 uric acid leaches the dyes in the leather and 00:23:34.440 --> 00:23:39.099 ruins suede. So it will mess them up. But for 00:23:39.099 --> 00:23:42.420 the Balenciagas, I say pee on the boots. They're 00:23:42.420 --> 00:23:44.769 more expensive than the sneakers. So you can 00:23:44.769 --> 00:23:47.289 get a pair of the upcoming fall sneakers for 00:23:47.289 --> 00:23:51.789 about $1 ,100 to $1 ,700. But the new Excavator 00:23:51.789 --> 00:23:55.109 riding boots are $3 ,700 and they're sold out. 00:23:55.230 --> 00:23:57.569 Meaning you aren't getting another pair at retail. 00:23:57.789 --> 00:24:00.730 Pee on those. They're tall, too. So you can put 00:24:00.730 --> 00:24:08.650 a lot of pee in those. I'm just giving some advice. 00:24:09.390 --> 00:24:12.450 Anyway, speaking of shoes, I don't care about 00:24:12.450 --> 00:24:15.789 shoes. When Madge returned to check on her Airbnb 00:24:15.789 --> 00:24:20.069 property, the smell of urine was obvious. And 00:24:20.069 --> 00:24:24.329 Nicolette is in jail now and her fans are wondering 00:24:24.329 --> 00:24:29.049 where she's at. With one commenter on her most 00:24:29.049 --> 00:24:31.950 recent video asking where the new content is 00:24:31.950 --> 00:24:34.349 and another replying that she's serving time 00:24:34.349 --> 00:24:39.200 in jail. But bad news for them is that... As 00:24:39.200 --> 00:24:41.539 part of her charges, she is no longer allowed 00:24:41.539 --> 00:24:46.059 to post content online. Aww. Yeah. But she made 00:24:46.059 --> 00:24:50.299 bail, right? Why is she in jail? Yeah, that's 00:24:50.299 --> 00:24:54.099 weird. Couple of reasons. An assault charge back 00:24:54.099 --> 00:24:57.759 in March was a violation of her parole, and there 00:24:57.759 --> 00:25:01.680 may have been more pee. I didn't find a lot of 00:25:01.680 --> 00:25:04.059 information on the assault charge. I wasn't especially 00:25:04.059 --> 00:25:08.519 interested in it. It didn't sound like... anything 00:25:08.519 --> 00:25:14.019 crazy, but... So, two of Agnes' properties were 00:25:14.019 --> 00:25:18.079 affected. In the first, the damages were estimated 00:25:18.079 --> 00:25:22.720 to be about $4 ,000. So, the initial estimate 00:25:22.720 --> 00:25:27.019 was low. The other property, the damages were 00:25:27.019 --> 00:25:32.089 about $5 ,000 in total. Then... On April 24th, 00:25:32.089 --> 00:25:35.650 another Airbnb owner contacted the Pensacola 00:25:35.650 --> 00:25:38.170 police to report that a video from last year 00:25:38.170 --> 00:25:42.049 shows Keogh urinating on items at his property. 00:25:42.809 --> 00:25:45.789 Keogh stayed there from August 31st to September 00:25:45.789 --> 00:25:49.470 11th last year, and the police report say that 00:25:49.470 --> 00:25:51.309 they estimated the value of the property damage 00:25:51.309 --> 00:25:58.089 at more than $17 ,000. Wow. Yeah. She peed a 00:25:58.089 --> 00:26:02.599 lot. Yeah. A judge in her case said that if she 00:26:02.599 --> 00:26:04.880 makes Bond at some point, she is to stay off 00:26:04.880 --> 00:26:10.000 social media. Yeah. No. I have to see it at her 00:26:10.000 --> 00:26:16.680 live shows now. Like this secretly made her famous. 00:26:18.900 --> 00:26:24.039 So to me, Keo missing from the internet is no 00:26:24.039 --> 00:26:26.730 big loss. But I'm sure there are people out there 00:26:26.730 --> 00:26:29.390 who now have to go without her content of innocently 00:26:29.390 --> 00:26:31.809 peeing on her own things because some people 00:26:31.809 --> 00:26:34.130 had to have content that harmed the property 00:26:34.130 --> 00:26:37.250 of others. Her fans were so preoccupied with 00:26:37.250 --> 00:26:39.769 whether or not she could, they didn't stop to 00:26:39.769 --> 00:26:43.670 think of whether or not she should. And now all 00:26:43.670 --> 00:26:47.430 of her fans are left with nothing but yuria dust 00:26:47.430 --> 00:26:52.519 in the wind. Anyway. What do you think, Bobby? 00:26:52.680 --> 00:26:55.660 That was beautiful. Thank you. I got real poetic 00:26:55.660 --> 00:26:59.660 at the end. Yeah, you did. I liked it. Okay, 00:26:59.880 --> 00:27:01.859 like we said earlier, all the different people, 00:27:01.960 --> 00:27:03.539 all the different things you like, cool, good 00:27:03.539 --> 00:27:06.460 for you. Don't bring other people into it. Don't 00:27:06.460 --> 00:27:08.480 damage things. Unless it's one of the submissives 00:27:08.480 --> 00:27:11.680 who gets off on that. If they give you their 00:27:11.680 --> 00:27:14.180 property to destroy it. If they invite you into 00:27:14.180 --> 00:27:16.140 their home and ask you to pee on their PlayStation, 00:27:16.500 --> 00:27:19.000 cool, go for it. That's fine. Don't pee directly 00:27:19.000 --> 00:27:21.690 on the PlayStation. You get electrocuted. pour 00:27:21.690 --> 00:27:25.089 the pee into the playstation you know yeah you 00:27:25.089 --> 00:27:27.329 gotta be safe about these things yeah yeah nobody 00:27:27.329 --> 00:27:29.589 we don't want anybody getting hurt yeah but yeah 00:27:29.589 --> 00:27:34.009 don't don't now i'm thinking about like getting 00:27:34.009 --> 00:27:35.609 electrically zapped in the pee hole and that 00:27:35.609 --> 00:27:37.829 just sounds awful yeah somebody out there's like 00:27:37.829 --> 00:27:43.900 yeah Do it. It's great. Oh, I didn't even think 00:27:43.900 --> 00:27:45.420 about it. Unfortunately, you're probably right. 00:27:45.539 --> 00:27:48.160 Yeah. You know that nine volt battery thing where 00:27:48.160 --> 00:27:50.759 you lick it? Yeah. It's like that times a million, 00:27:50.859 --> 00:27:55.920 but and on your pee. Jesus. No, thank you. Yeah. 00:27:56.140 --> 00:27:58.799 I don't know. Just keep the public property thing 00:27:58.799 --> 00:28:00.700 out of it. Yeah. If you want to pee on stuff 00:28:00.700 --> 00:28:03.059 in your own home, go for it. Yeah. Yeah. And 00:28:03.059 --> 00:28:04.900 I mean, if you get off on that kind of thing, 00:28:04.960 --> 00:28:08.940 just find some like fake versions of it, you 00:28:08.940 --> 00:28:10.859 know? Yeah. There's got to be, like, somebody 00:28:10.859 --> 00:28:14.799 who, some director who makes, like, a, you know, 00:28:14.819 --> 00:28:17.759 like, a fake. I mean, there's plenty of fake 00:28:17.759 --> 00:28:20.440 prank videos. Oh, yeah. And lots and lots and 00:28:20.440 --> 00:28:23.299 lots of fake, I gave this homeless man $5 ,000 00:28:23.299 --> 00:28:25.900 videos, you know, that dumb shit. It's like, 00:28:25.920 --> 00:28:27.839 you just give the guy $5 ,000. You don't need 00:28:27.839 --> 00:28:30.599 to record it. Yeah, just do it. You can encourage 00:28:30.599 --> 00:28:34.960 people to, like, also give money. Donate. Like, 00:28:35.019 --> 00:28:37.900 fucking don't. Don't make a show out. You don't 00:28:37.900 --> 00:28:39.220 have to make a show out of it, especially when 00:28:39.220 --> 00:28:40.819 it's obviously fake. All you're going to do is 00:28:40.819 --> 00:28:42.319 encourage a bunch of other people to make fake 00:28:42.319 --> 00:28:43.680 videos, and then everybody's going to think, 00:28:43.759 --> 00:28:45.359 oh, these homeless people, they get handed $5 00:28:45.359 --> 00:28:48.299 ,000 left and right. I don't have to donate anything. 00:28:49.000 --> 00:28:51.220 They just think of that, what, hero complex or 00:28:51.220 --> 00:28:53.420 whatever, and it makes them look good, and everybody's 00:28:53.420 --> 00:28:55.400 like, yeah, this is the best person ever. Yeah, 00:28:55.420 --> 00:28:57.619 and that's one thing, too. I never trust those 00:28:57.619 --> 00:29:02.380 people. Jax Films put out a song and it's called 00:29:02.380 --> 00:29:04.480 Good People Don't Brag About How Good They Are. 00:29:04.640 --> 00:29:07.299 Yeah, exactly. Just be a nice person. Yeah. God, 00:29:07.299 --> 00:29:08.700 don't be a dick about it. Be a decent person. 00:29:08.700 --> 00:29:10.980 Be good and brag about it. It makes me think 00:29:10.980 --> 00:29:13.059 there's something else going on. Anyway, yeah, 00:29:13.079 --> 00:29:14.799 way off track. A little bit. But yeah, there's 00:29:14.799 --> 00:29:17.180 plenty of fake, there's fake those, those videos 00:29:17.180 --> 00:29:19.019 that somebody fakes those. Just find somebody 00:29:19.019 --> 00:29:22.180 who fakes the pee content, you know? You don't 00:29:22.180 --> 00:29:25.319 have to actually harm people. Anyway, thank you 00:29:25.319 --> 00:29:27.880 all so much for listening. Goodbye, everybody. 00:29:28.299 --> 00:29:28.680 Bye.