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When I signed up for the position of PR for Prince

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Kavon, I didn't expect it to be a babysitting

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job. But now I know why no one else wanted it.

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I'm fresh out of university with zero experience.

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And yet the palace hired me to be his PR agent.

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From the outside looking in, you'd think everything

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in the palace is picture perfect and nothing

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ever goes wrong. But it does. It's a hellhole.

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Not that I can really say that, because one,

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it's bad for the press, and two, I'd get fired.

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The last thing I need is for the headlines to

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read, one minute PR tossed into the fire. That

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won't look good on future job references. Anyway,

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let's just say that Kayvon is not the guy they

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make him out to be. He's obnoxious, conceited,

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egotistical, and such a brat. He's every woman's

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worst nightmare. yet they still flock to him

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like sheep to a shepherd. It's disgusting, really,

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because I don't see what they see in him. I mean,

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he treats them like trash, tosses them to the

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side after he fucks them and pretends they don't

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exist anymore. If I hadn't gotten this job, I

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probably would have said, Oh, Prince Caven, he's

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so handsome and good looking. But now he's my

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worst enemy. I try to hide how I feel, but sometimes

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it's inevitable. I was tasked with following

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him everywhere he goes and making sure everything

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runs smoothly, that the news and press don't

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get a whiff of anything bad he's doing. I mean,

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I'm literally his babysitter. And when things

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spiral out of control, I'm the one doing damage

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control. Let's just say that happens at least

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twice a month. It's bloody exhausting. But I

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signed up for this and the pay is great. So I

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can't complain too much. I had expected to be

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holding press conferences for the royal family,

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making sure their image stayed pristine. Instead,

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I've been thrown to the wolves. Worse yet, when

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he goes on his escapades, I have to stand outside

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the door and listen to everything going on in

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there. Yes, I have to hear him fucking all the

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girls he's chosen to be with. And then, when

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he's finished... I have to barge in like his

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mother and make sure he used a condom. I check

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the bed and if anything looks suspicious, I'm

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required to hand the girl a Plan B and watch

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her swallow it right in front of me. Because

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no, Prince Cavern cannot have basted children.

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I also have to do whatever else is necessary

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to prevent any chaos from breaking out between

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him and the girl. Crimes of passion, for example.

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It's my worst nightmare because even after everything,

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he struts around his room completely naked. I

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mean, he's literally swinging and he doesn't

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give a fuck that I can see him. I do what I can

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and turn away, but it's like he loves playing

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with me. It's a whole show. He'll emerge from

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anywhere and just be hanging. Currently, I'm

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standing in the middle of a hotel room, having

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just administered a Plan B to a girl named Katrina.

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You need to go, I say. What? Why? Because he's

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finished with you. There's an Uber waiting downstairs

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if you'd like, but you can't stay here. I'm sorry.

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She purses her lips, just like every other girl

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he's been fucking over the last few months, and

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gets up with a huff. Are you really going to

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let her throw me out? She asks, cave on shrugs.

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I mean, I am finished with you. He says boldly.

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She huffs again. You're such a dick. Well, I

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do have a really big one. He says, smirking.

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So that would be a fitting name. Katrina storms

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out, gathering her belongings. It was nice meeting

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you, Katrina. I call after her, waving. I turn

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to Kavon. He's wrapped in a towel this time,

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which surprises me. But the scowl on my face

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is clear. Would you ever grow up? I snap. Would

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you ever mind your business? I am working while

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you play the biggest womanizer around town. Whatever.

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He disappears into the bathroom and leaves me

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to clean up his mess. Condoms are scattered around,

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but based on how long he was going at it, I know

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he definitely didn't use one for all of them.

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And the thing is, he'll never say. I have to

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play detective. He always tells me to guess.

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I hate this motherfucker. Kayvon emerges from

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the washroom. Towel still wrapped around his

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waist and a toothbrush in his mouth. One of these

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days, your dick is going to fall off. I say.

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He laughs. Never. You fuck at least ten girls

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a week. It is bound to fall off. You don't know

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what these girls have and you use fewer condoms

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every time. Oh, come on. I know you're just mad

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it isn't you. I would rather fuck a mangy dog

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than lie with the likes of you. He laughs again.

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You're into bestiality, huh? I didn't peg you

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for that kind of gal. Oh, shut the fuck up. He

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pulls the toothbrush out just long enough to

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smirk. Did I get you mad? Why would I waste that

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kind of energy on you? To be fair, you do look

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pissed. It's unfair that I have to babysit a

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grown man who acts like a child. A 10 -year -old

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has more common sense. I ignore him and head

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for the packet of condoms by the nightstand.

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He hates it when I ignore him. No more wood for

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his flame. He hisses and walks back into the

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bathroom. I gather his belongings and pack them

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away in the corner. Again, this is not what I'm

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paid to do, but I have to clear the area just

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in case we run into press outside the door. Are

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you finished in there? I ask. You have lunch

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with your parents at one. Silence. Five minutes

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later. Still nothing. Come on! I yell. Did you

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hear what I said? Still nothing. Sometimes he

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ignores me and it irritates the living hell out

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of me. I walk to the bathroom door and knock.

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Nothing. For a moment, my heart skips a beat.

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What if he's passed out or something? So I push

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the door open. and instantly regret it. He stands

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there without his towel, his semi -hard dick

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in my direct view, and smiling like the devil

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himself. You're a scumbag. You know that. It's

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glad to know, he replies, grinning. You take

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pride in cursing me out, despite the fact that

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I'm the boss of you. I walk out of the bathroom.

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I'll be outside whenever you're ready. Jesus,

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you sicken me. He chuckles. I exit the hotel

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room and stand outside the door. I pull out an

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energy bar because I might actually need it.

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I don't think I've eaten anything of real sustenance.

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That, and the fact that dealing with cave -on

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is just tiring. I mean, he knows he's well endowed,

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but does he have to flaunt it like that? I've

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seen his dick so many times I could count how

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many moles he has on it. Ugh. 30 minutes later,

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the door opens and a freshly bathed, fully clothed

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cave -on walks out. I can't believe you think

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you can wear that to your parents' lunch. I most

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certainly can. They'll crucify me if you show

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up in three -quarter pants and a t -shirt. You

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need to dress. I don't have anything here. Well,

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you should have thought about that before you

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brought that hoochie up here. Hoochie, huh? Someone's...

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Jealous. I laugh sarcastically. Jealous? I'm

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more concerned about them than you. Hmm. That's

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not in your job spec. I glance at my watch. Come

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on, we don't have enough time. And we have to

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make it out the back. I already heard the press

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is downstairs trying to get an exclusive. The

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press? He says, smirking. Hmm. Maybe I should

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go through the front. I'm feeling a bit... Spontaneous

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today. No, you shall not. I grab him by the arm

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and yank him down the hall. You know, I think

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you get yourself all worked up about me. Sometimes

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I think you actually care. I'm just doing my

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job. I don't want to get fired. I've been working

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for you for nine months. Trust me, you won't

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get fired. No one wanted this job anyway. You

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should be ashamed. Your behaviour is the reason

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why people left and why no one wants this job.

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I'm just trying to be myself. You can be yourself

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in a decent way. Why would I do that? Then you'd

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be out of a job. Not so. I huff and he laughs.

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Let's go. The driver is already at the back.

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We arrive at lunch and his parents are flabbergasted.

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What on earth is he wearing? His mother whispers

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to his father. My God, is this what we pay you

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to do? His father snaps at me. I'm sorry. Enough

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of that. You make excuses for everything. I glance

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at Kayvon, and he glances back at me. There's

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a little softness in his eyes, as if he's apologising.

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But I don't fall for it. He's the reason I'm

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being scolded right now. I excuse myself from

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the table to give them their privacy, and I'm

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standing in the hallway when I get a call. A

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random call, actually. But it soon turns into

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misery. My father is in the hospital. He'd had

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a terrible fall at the shop. I have to go. I

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have to go! Shit! I whisper. I glance over my

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shoulder at the royal family, still having their

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lunch. Crap. I walk straight up to them and say,

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Excuse me, I have an emergency, a family emergency.

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They stare at me as if that's not urgent enough.

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We'll be done in 30 minutes, the Queen says.

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Then you can go, after Kayvon is back at the

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palace. That'll take forever. I mumble, trying

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to keep my composure. But... Oh Jesus, Mom. Kayvon

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cuts in. She's having a fucking family emergency.

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She needs to go. I'll be fine. No, you will not,

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the Queen snaps. Everything you do is a disgrace.

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You need her by your side. Well then, he says,

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pushing his plate back like an uncouth child.

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I'll be going with her to the hospital. The King's

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eyes widen. You will absolutely not. Well, it

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is an emergency, Cavan says, already standing.

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And this lunch is very boring anyway, so I'm

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leaving. With her. Kayvon grabs my hand and pulls

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me out of the restaurant. You didn't have to

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do that. I wanted to. Besides, the lunch was

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such a humdrum affair anyway, and the food didn't

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taste too good. And it's a family emergency.

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You should be able to leave. I stare at him.

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Why are you being nice to me? Because... He pauses.

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Because what? Nothing. Had my parents been ill,

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I would have wanted to be there too. The car

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pulls up at the hospital and I dart inside. My

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father is lying in bed. His leg is bandaged.

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He's broken it in two places. The doctors are

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watching me, their faces grim. What's wrong?

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He's just had a broken leg. It's cancer. One

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of them says. What? The discoloration, low energy,

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the bruises. We've done the tests. Your father

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has leukemia. I cover my mouth, trying to stifle

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my tears. He's all I have. No, no. At the same

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moment, Kayvon enters the room and the doctor's

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eyes go wide. What's wrong? Kayvon asks. Nothing.

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You shouldn't be in here. Why are you crying?

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I try to shove him out, but he stands firm in

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his stance. Lara, tell me what's wrong. This

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doesn't concern you. You need to leave. Not until

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you tell me. He touches my shoulder and I pull

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away. How dare he touch me like that, as if we're

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friends. We're not fucking friends. No one cares.

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No one gives a shit about me or my dad. Get the

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fuck out of here. Come on, this is not the time.

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He eyes me. His gaze is softer. Off. But I can't

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be fooled by him. Then he walks out. I burst

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into tears. My dad shakes his head from the bed.

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I'm sorry, sweetheart. I didn't know. The doctor

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turns to me. There's always hope, but it's going

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to cost you. I shake my head. I don't have that

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much money. And I'm already swimming in student

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loans. We don't have anything. Well, there are

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always benefits. The doctor suggests. Do you

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have insurance? I shake my head again. Yes, but

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it's for me, not him. Maybe you two should talk

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about it. Reach out to other family members.

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She says gently, then walks out. What other family?

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My mother is dead. It's only him and me. Dad,

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I'm so, so sorry. It's not your fault, he says.

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I had the signs, but I didn't get it checked.

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I should have gotten it checked. I reach for

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him. I don't want you to leave me. I don't want

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you to die. Life happens, sweetheart. He reaches

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for my cheek, his hand trembling. Life happens.

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I stay with him for a few hours until visiting

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time is over. But when I walk out of the room,

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Kayvon is still seated there. His head is tilted

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back as if he's napping. But the moment I draw

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closer, his head lifts. What are you still doing

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here? I... I, um... You don't know when to quit,

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do you? I couldn't leave you here. I just felt

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that... Felt what? You don't owe me anything.

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I'm your employee, remember? Yes, but I wanted

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to give you some support. You're the last person

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I want support from. You're not nice. I walk

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off, leaving him in the hallway. The car ride

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back to the palace is silent, as it should be.

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The moment we pull up, he steps out. I head inside,

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clock out, and go home. There's a text on my

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phone from Kayvon. He's never texted me before.

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I'm sorry about your dad, it says. But why does

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he care? He's just a spoiled brat who uses his

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parents money and power while the rest of us

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suffer in silence. I don't want his sympathy.

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I don't need anything from him. All I want is

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my dad. How terrible life can be, especially

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when it's fine one minute and in the next total

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doom. I thought my life couldn't get any worse.

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But life has a twisted sense of humor. Turns

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out, I hadn't even scratched the surface.
