Hello, and welcome to Allegedly, a pop culture podcast. I'm your host, Jordan. I grew up
with celebrity drama from Us Weekly People Magazine, TMZ, all thanks to my best friend,
mom, and co-host, Beth. Hello.
Pop culture became our way of life. So here we are tuning in to discuss our top stories
of the week. Hello.
How's your week, Ben? Haven't seen you all week.
I know. You didn't come to dinner this week.
Yeah. What's new in your life? What?
Said what's new in your life?
Oh, nothing new's happened this week. We are podcasting from my office, make it a little
more quieter, and we both have a little alcoholic beverage to lighten the mood a little.
Mm-hmm. So hopefully no dog feet.
No dog feet. No dog barking.
Yeah. They are chewing outside the door.
Hopefully you can't hear that. That's okay.
My week's been meh. Meh.
Nothing like bad has happened, but nothing like good either.
Yeah. It's just a week.
It's just a, yeah, it's just a middle of the month week.
The news has been depressing.
Oh, so sad.
Pop culture really hasn't been popping off.
No, and no celebrities are coming out with strong statements about the war.
I've seen a few celebrities coming out.
I mean, finally, they're coming out in support of Israel, but it's not many, and it's very
noticeable to people who aren't. So...
Do you think they feel pressured to do it?
Absolutely.
Do you think they should?
No.
Yeah. I don't know how I feel about it, actually.
I don't need to hear celebrity opinions on a war that they probably know nothing about.
Yeah.
They're just being like...
I really don't.
Yeah.
Because the more, yeah, because the more they talk about it, some of them the worse people
they sound like.
Yeah. I've seen some celebrities sharing pictures with like text over it or whatever.
Yeah.
Like, not knowing what they're doing, and it ends up being the complete opposite.
For the opposite side, yeah.
Yeah.
So they're like deleting it.
It's really just awkward.
Oh, making a statement and then deleting it is even worse than not making a statement.
Kylie Jenner got roasted for deleting her statement, or she posted like one picture and got roasted
and immediately deleted it.
It's been crazy.
Yeah. I mean, I really don't think there's a right way to handle the situation for anybody.
I mean, it's personal preference because I think like some people are going to be offended.
People are going to be offended either way.
Yeah.
But for the record...
I am anti-terrorist.
Yeah, I'm anti-terrorist.
And I'm pro people live.
It's just so sad.
It's very sad.
Innocent lives shouldn't be taken.
No. So let's try to make this a little more upbeat.
A little later.
The first five minutes of this.
That was like two minutes.
But yeah, let's...
Okay.
So...
Yes.
What are you trying to say?
I don't know.
Well, I don't know if you want to start like jumping off into stories.
If you want to chit chat a little more about like, oh, I do have a question for you that
I was going to wait and ask you when the microphones were on.
That's rude.
What?
Did you make an appointment for the recording?
For your wedding dress shopping?
I meant to bring that up because I tried to, but then all of the date was taken.
Like I'm glad you pointed it out like in the reservation.
So they were booked a few weeks out and I was with Nat, my stepmom.
And then like the one that was available ended up being like for our on our friends giving.
So I think we're going to have to push it to like December, the first couple of weekends.
But I know your birthday is the first week of December.
So I don't know if you're doing anything.
If we need to do like the second weekend of December.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't, I mean, we don't have any plans.
I mean, I don't think we have any plans.
So for the record, no, I did not.
But yes, I tried.
Hey, I am so proud of you for trying.
It's very adulting.
You didn't have to remind me again.
Again.
Yeah, so that was on my list of things to ask.
You want to talk about my, my mistake when I was at Taco Cabana?
Since you, you think it's so funny.
I think it's hilarious.
And I, the problem of recording a podcast now is like we have to censor ourselves in
our little daily chit chat.
We talk literally twice a day, every day for at least 20 minutes a day.
So funny stories we're having to like, oh, wait, wait, don't tell me yet.
Because I want like a general reaction.
So it's kind of sad.
I kind of don't like it.
It's hilarious.
I mean, like having to save our talk and chit chat.
Yes.
That's what is sad.
I mean, when we get a little better of faking a reaction, maybe.
Okay.
So Monday, Jordan called me and she was in line at Taco Cabana to get breakfast.
Yes.
Okay.
I mean, no one's going to think this is funny.
I'm only telling it for you.
So I go to Taco Cabana in the morning to get breakfast tacos sometimes and I normally get
two breakfast tacos and like, I don't know, a coffee and I'm pretty sure I never spent
more than like six to $10.
And my mom and I were on the phone just talking about, I don't know, life and I'm like, hold
on, let me order my food and then they tell me the price and it's like $24.
And I literally reacted on the phone with my mom and I was like, whoa, because I got a
water.
She said, it must be the buffalo water.
And it did not occur to me like the big giant jump until after and I'm like sitting there
waiting and I was the only person there.
And when she handed me my bag, it was so heavy and I had to actually look at my receipt and
I'm an idiot.
They gave me eight of one taco and whenever I was ordering the lady was like just one
potato, egg and cheese or whatever I got.
I'm like, yeah, one.
And now like after it occurred to me, she was asking just one because apparently I had
just ordered eight before that.
So it was really funny and really stupid and I cannot believe I didn't just think $24 was
a ridiculous amount of money for two tacos, coffee and a water, a bottle of water.
Literally who am I?
Oh my God, I laughed so hard.
This is why you don't just hand your card over.
Literally they could have, I don't know.
I mean, but did you say, hey, wait a minute, no, I didn't even look at my receipt.
I'm like, okay, thank you.
And then she handed me this heavy ass bag and I'm like, just looking around to myself
like what?
Yeah.
So moral of the story, please ask them to tell you your order back and question how
much you're actually spending.
If you go there often enough, you should literally know you spend $6, $6.24 or whatever.
So funny.
Jordan, it made me laugh so much because I would do the same thing.
I went to the donut shop one time to get Duane and I, a chocolate twist, one a piece.
And then I went and two chocolate melts and I got a Dr. Pepper.
And it was like $15.
And I was like, God, how much is that Dr. Pepper?
No, I didn't say anything.
I paid $15 for two donuts.
Yeah.
Literally the exact same thing.
No, that's why it's so funny to me because I did the same thing.
Oh, it's so funny.
I'm trying to think of anything.
I have anything else for my week that's been exciting.
But no, I did buy something exciting.
What did you buy?
Well, I don't know if I've told you, but in my quest to become a pro jump roper, I
bought a jump rope from the TikTok shop that counts the jumps and counts the calories as
you do it.
I really need to see you jump rope.
Jordan, I'm getting good.
I mean, I'm getting pretty good, I will say.
However, when the last time we worked out, which was Tuesday, it was really windy outside
and I was jump roping and the wind was blowing so hard, the jump rope whipped me in the back.
It whipped me on the back of the legs.
I said, oh, no, it is too windy to be jump rope.
Oh my gosh, it's some powerful wind.
They're going to say like blew you over.
No, no, it just whipped me in the back and left me like a welp on my back.
Ouch.
And jump ropes are like, they're like cords.
Yeah.
Ouch.
Yeah.
So what, so you're not like counting in your head anymore?
You're going to have something that's actually tracking you?
Yes.
So when I'm working out, it's like my, in between my sets will be like my, to get my heart rate
up.
Yeah.
So I allow myself to mess up twice and then I go for my walk after my jump rope.
But I lose count of how many jumps I'm actually doing.
How many can you do whenever you're getting to?
I mean like 50.
Pro jump rope.
But I'm, hey, that's only like a first message.
I mean, honestly, you're doing great.
But then I do it again.
But to be honest, like literally trying to jump, like if you're just standing there trying
to jump rope into like hoist your body off the ground, like I haven't jumped rope since
I was a kid and it's weird.
Oh, that's hilarious.
So stay tuned.
I want to give you a weekly jump rope update.
I mean, I'd love to hear it.
That's so funny.
So any stories this week?
And Jordan didn't come as prepared as she did last week?
No, honestly, I told you it hasn't been a good week and I haven't found the time to
like sit down and none of the stories have felt just like newsworthy.
Like I feel like I should, you know, talk about them.
Yeah.
The thing that's happened this week is Jada.
Will and Jada, yeah.
And let's just jump right into it because she is literally becoming the most hated celebrity.
Really?
I haven't read much because I knew you were going to talk about this.
So take it away.
So Will and Jada have been married for 23 years, 20 something years.
It's like 1990 something.
I saw it earlier today.
Yeah, I think like 97.
93.
92.
I don't know.
I didn't write that date down in my notes, but she is coming out with a book.
So she is doing the book talk tour.
Not a book talk.
Oh, I was like, wait, it's called book talk.
No, that's tick-tock.
So she's on a book tour talking about her book and she was on the Today Show.
What's it called?
Do you know?
It's probably like how to fucking embarrass my husband 10 times over and over and over.
But it's not.
I don't know what it's called.
But she is putting out some outrageous statements that we just don't understand.
So we all know that Will slapped Chris Rock and the Oscars two years ago.
Right.
And it was because Will, because Chris Rock made a joke about G.I. Jane and her being
bald.
So he came back.
Oh, the book's called Worthy.
So Will Smith came back to his seat and you could tell Jada was pissed.
She didn't look pissed in the beginning.
Then she became pissed after Will got up there and slapped Chris Rock.
So can I chime in on that?
So I saw that Jada said when the slap initially happened, she thought it was a skit until Will
walked back and she was like, are you okay?
And then she realized that was real and really happened.
Yeah.
Also, she claims that she was shocked when Will Smith referenced her as his wife because
he said to Chris Rock, keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth.
And she was apparently flabbergasted because they've been separated for apparently seven
years almost.
Boom, bomb.
Literally no one knew that.
Like really?
They've done so many red carpets together.
They've done so many red carpets, so many interviews.
They're trying to portray this united front, this strong marriage.
They literally have this iconic photo of Will like with his arms out presenting Jada on the
red carpet.
Exactly.
So Will, this is the second?
Well, no, literally this is like the fifth time that she has made him look like a chump.
Like where is he?
Is he okay?
Does he know he's been separated for this long?
So the whole thing, you know, doing a deep dive with TikTok course, that's where I get
all my news.
It goes back to 2016 and apparently, allegedly, Will Smith had an affair with Margot Robbie,
who is in Suicide Squad with him.
Apparently a long affair, like years.
Yeah, there's two movies.
And they had like this super deep connection.
There's pictures and selfies of them posted all over the place.
So that might be where it started because on one of her red table talks that she had
Will on and admitted that she had an entanglement with August, which is Jaden's son, her son's
friend.
I mean, half her age is disgusting.
And Will sitting there just like...
That's where those names came from where his eyes are like watery and like like is crying.
Well, I mean, I watched the red table talk today just to get some reference and it doesn't
look like he's crying.
He does look uncomfortable.
See a black shirt.
I don't know.
I know she doesn't have any hair.
Okay.
Sorry.
Is that Laplisha?
It is Laplisha.
Sorry.
Continue.
Hey, Jaden.
It is Laplisha.
Sorry.
Continue.
He does look uncomfortable.
But now knowing the backstory, he kind of looks like he's there like under duress.
Like he doesn't want to be there.
He's trying to like give Jada his celebrity to make this red table talk.
A success.
Literally no one tunes into that.
Nobody tunes in.
So he's like, okay, okay, come on.
So she said that she had an entanglement and he was like, oh, that's what we're calling
it.
An entanglement.
You had a full on relationship.
She's like, yes, I did.
I had a full on relationship, but we were separated at the time.
So interesting.
So Will was like, yeah, it's fine.
Like apparently it was fine.
Apparently we thought they got back together because her and August split up.
Yeah.
And she said, they put on all the United Front things.
Yes.
And so they were separated at the time.
Is it because that she thinks that he had to bear with Margot Robbie that she had this
entanglement?
So on the red table talk, she and Will said there will never be a reason for them to get
a divorce.
They are going to ride or die.
They literally fist bump and said ride or die.
I'm just so confused.
Bad marriage for life.
Ew.
We thought that was weird.
Bad boys reference.
Yeah.
But she said bad marriage.
So what's she telling us then that they're in a terrible marriage?
We don't know.
So Will literally got on stage, slapped Chris Rock for...
How many years is that after?
That happened in 2016.
Well, this happened in 2016 is when they had the entanglement.
And then the slap just happened two years ago almost at the Oscars.
And now he's banned from the Oscars for 10 years.
I mean, where is he?
Is he, like I said, is he okay?
Because this is coming out and it looks terrible for him.
We haven't heard anything about him since then.
Like he went into that treatment or whatever right after.
Yes.
And he has yet to personally apologize to Chris Rock.
I thought he had.
Publicly.
Oh.
Yeah.
He said it publicly.
But when Chris Rock did his stand up.
Oh, that's right.
I did watch that.
Yeah.
He hasn't reached out.
So we find out at Jada's interview with Hoda on the Today Show, she's talking about her
book and she said, she said that Chris Rock actually came over to her like when it was
commercial break, came over to her, squatted down and was like, Jada, I'm so sorry.
I meant no disrespect, no harm.
It was a joke.
And she was like, it's fine.
This is some shit that isn't about this, like this is what's going on over here.
So he just became like the collateral damage to whatever was actually happening between
them.
Yes.
And Will and Jada had kept it under wraps for so long until it boiled over.
Boom, breaking point.
Breaking point and literally just about ruined Will Smith.
Like.
Yeah.
Like he had so many, I'm not so many deals, I don't know.
But he's been banned from the Oscars.
Like he's been dropped by, I know two endorsements.
I don't know who.
So Jada is looking like literal psychopath with the, I can't wait to read the book.
I'm going to read the book just because it's just weird.
And she has this weird obsession with Tupac.
Who she dated like in the nineties or eight in the nineties, the early nineties, like
when she was 18 years old, but she says Tupac is the love of her life next to Will Smith.
Were they dating when Tupac died?
No.
She was already married, already pregnant.
That was late nineties.
Yeah.
Okay.
In 96, she was already pregnant and getting married to Will Smith.
They never even slept together.
Like she was 18 years old and they just had like a deep connection.
If I were Will Smith, that feels like a slap in the face.
So Will Smith was on a podcast with Charlemagne the God and he was like, Hey, do you ever
get jealous of the deep connection?
Deep connection that she had with Tupac and he was like, fuck yeah, I did.
Like it's terrible.
It's disgusting.
Like I don't understand it.
Also Willow, who when she, well she's 22 now I think, but when she was like seven, she
wrote a letter to Tupac who had been dead for 10 years by this point, never met Willow
and said, I know you're still alive.
I wish you would come back to make my mom happy because that would make me and my mom
happy.
Like how weird is that?
It's a very cringe and that just has to mean Jada was talking about Tupac.
Exactly.
And she said that movie that came out, that biopic of Tupac, All Eyes on Me, she was the
only one who was against it because of the portrayal of her in the movie.
I don't remember her in the movie.
I know I watched it, but I don't remember because she's saying that she has such a deeper
connection with Tupac.
Oh, like it didn't do it justice.
It did not do it justice.
She's just someone.
Yeah.
It's weird.
The whole thing is weird.
She's coming out like a super villain.
It feels like she's just clinging to the Tupac thing to stay relevant a lot.
And I wonder how much of Tupac is going to be in her book.
If she was only 18, that's not a very long part of her life.
But look how much she's still going on.
Almost 27 years after he's been dead and now that they've just arrested that guy, she's
probably on Cloud 9 and wants to keep bringing him up again.
So true.
Money train.
Yeah.
Which I feel like all this was anyway.
This is just a major PR promotion.
I literally didn't know she had a book coming out until I saw the story with Hoda.
Yeah.
And she said that, so she's saying that they have been separated, which is what the story
to begin with, was that they've been separated for since 2016, like seven years now.
So since the entanglement.
Since the entanglement.
And that they, she will never divorce Will.
He will never divorce her.
Like they're not going to get a divorce like that.
They've already decided.
So legally like they are always going to be man and wife like Mary.
Yes.
But they have lived separate lives in separate places for seven years.
It just doesn't make any sense to me.
It doesn't make any sense.
Do they still talk?
Do they still in contact?
Are they still friends?
Like I don't understand.
I don't.
That's what I said.
Where is Will Smith?
Bad marriage for life.
Like I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't know.
What's the benefit?
Well, allegedly.
I mean, if you want to dive deep into that conspiracy theories, which I love.
I hate even putting it out here because it's so.
Tell me, tell me.
What is it?
And allegedly that will Smith is like on the down low in these like crazy sexual parties
with other men in Hollywood.
What?
Yes.
For long, long standing.
And if I throw some names out there, is it a closet to gay, gay guy?
That's what they.
That's what that means.
Yes.
The download.
That's what that's what.
I think I think it's like, I don't want to sound like an idiot, but I think it's black
man that they're on the DL.
That's what it's called.
I've seen that.
That's literally what it's called.
Yeah, the DL.
Oh, and but they're still married.
They have wives, but who?
Who is another one?
Quincy Jones.
What?
Record producer.
I mean, Rashida Jones, dad.
Yes.
I mean, literally Quincy Jones.
You don't even need to say more than that.
Yes.
Um, P Diddy.
No, sure.
No, literally no.
Usher has been allegedly linked to sexually doing stuff to Justin Bieber when he was first.
No.
Where are the receipts for that?
I mean, Jordan, you really need to dive into TikTok because Usher discovered Justin Bieber.
They do know they speak no longer.
They they're and it's alleged because of some sort of like sexual abuse or something.
Yes.
Ew.
Yeah.
So apparently there are these parties that Will Smith has at his house that Diddy has
at his house that it's like crazy black men having these crazy sexual parties or just
sexual orgies with each other.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
I am going.
I don't know what I would look up on TikTok to figure out how to get there, but.
Oh, look up Quincy Jones.
Look up Pop Daddy.
Like it's all especially now.
It's like all over the place.
Wow.
Maybe in that algorithm in TikTok.
That is it.
I'm yeah.
This is the first time hearing him this completely.
That's insane.
Yeah.
I really want Will Smith to come out and say something I don't think he will.
Um, because it's not necessarily like a smear campaign against him.
It's just like.
It makes him look like a chump.
I mean, everyone thought that when he did that red table talk back in 2016.
True.
But like what is it that she has on him that she keeps doing this and embarrassing him,
humiliating him?
I saw it was because of the Margarabi affair, but I mean, it could be the, the DL thing.
I'd be the other men.
Yeah.
It could be the sex with men.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
That is crazy.
When does the book come out?
Uh, the 24th of this month.
Or maybe that's Brittany's book.
Oh, hers comes out soon too.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's my next story.
Okay.
Speaking of Brittany, go ahead.
Speaking of Brittany, um, she just announced that, uh, oh yeah, her book is coming out on
the 24th.
And it's.
Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm going to look up for, for the audience where the is coming out on.
Can I just say how crazy it is that we have an audience?
It's really exciting.
Hello audience.
It is so crazy.
Like we didn't talk about this at the top of the podcast, but, uh, Jordan put this out
on Facebook and people have been so nice.
Honestly, it's really exciting.
I've got text messages and like Facebook messages and.
It's been so crazy.
Like, oh my God, like what happens now?
Like do we call Hollywood or do they call us?
Like how do, like, what's next in our fame?
Honestly.
That's so funny.
You think of it that way because I was like talking about it in therapy and I feel like
validated.
Like I feel so supported by people and like our, and like our village.
Like it's really nice.
I feel good about myself.
Yeah.
It's, it's really, I thought I was going to be so embarrassed.
I mean, I totally embarrassed, but.
People are so nice and supportive and have said such good things and for this to be like
our third one, like I love it.
I think it's so fun.
I think it's really fun.
I think it's fun doing it with you and that people are listening.
That's the crazy part.
You literally after we, what I'm not even going to say took off because maybe we have
over like 130 listens, which thank you everybody, friends and family.
You are amazing and I hope you continue to listen, but she got so excited.
She purchased 150 stickers for, I don't know what, what are we going to do with these stickers?
We're going to play some on things.
Yeah.
And then she bought her sweatshirts like me and her.
Yes.
And tote bags.
Well, we only have two episodes out and you like ran with it.
Jordan, but you need a tote bag to carry all the stuff.
I've been using my Ares tour tote bag.
No, no, you need a pod, a luxury one.
And when we take like a promo pic, we're going to need matching sweatshirts.
That will be really cute.
I'm loving this.
I really loved doing this with you.
Me too.
It's so fun.
Okay.
Anyway, back to Britney Spears.
Oh, hold on.
Wait, wait.
So it says Worthy was originally published October 4th, 2023.
It's going to hit shelves October 17th.
Oh, that's next week.
Oh, wait.
Today's the 13th.
That's literally what?
I'm going to read it.
Cool.
Okay.
So now another book memoir coming out is Britney Spears.
October 24th.
Do you know her title?
The Woman and Me.
Ah, good for you.
Okay.
She has come out and said that Michelle Williams from Dawson's Creek will be narrating her
book.
Also Heath Ledgers.
Yes.
And she's been nominated for an Oscar five times.
I did not know.
Is that many times?
Me either.
For what movies?
Um, probably Broke Back Mountain.
Was that Marilyn Monroe movie?
One of us.
That was terrible.
I don't know.
My Week of Marilyn?
No, that was terrible.
I liked it at the time.
I think it's a lifetime movie.
Oh, maybe it was.
Eddie Redmayne was in it.
There's no way it was a lifetime movie.
I don't know.
I mean, it wasn't in the theaters.
I would.
I, whatever.
I'll follow up on that.
Maybe like a Hulu production or something.
No, that was years ago.
Okay.
Fair enough.
But she was in the greatest showman.
True.
She was a great voice.
Yeah.
So maybe that was like an ensemble Oscar.
Mom.
Like what else has she done?
Hold on.
I'll look it up.
Okay.
For the record, Michelle Williams has been nominated for Best Supporting Actress in Broke
Back Mountain.
Best Actress in My Week with Marilyn.
I was right.
Wow.
Back in 2012 and in 2011, Blue Valentine.
The movie with Ryan Gosling.
The one that he's in with Eva Mendes.
Oh, okay.
I didn't even know she was in there.
What?
She was his wife.
No, I didn't know Michelle Williams was in it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She died.
Is that who he was with in the beginning?
Is that where he's like grungy and unruly?
Yeah.
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
And then she was nominated in 2017 for Best Supporting Actress, Manchester by the Sea.
I don't know what that is.
Oh, oh my gosh.
And then Best Actress 2023 and the Fablemen's.
I don't know what that is either.
I think that's like a Amazon show.
I thought the Oscars were just movies.
Oh.
And then the Fablemen's is a 2022 American coming of age drama film.
It was a Steven Spielberg movie.
Semi-autobiographical story loosely based on Spielberg's adolescence and first years
as a filmmaker.
Oh.
Interesting.
I know nothing about Steven Spielberg.
All right.
He did ET.
Steven Spielberg did ET.
And Jaws.
Okay, I knew that.
What else?
I don't know.
We literally are like, we love celebrities.
We love gossip.
He's like one of the best people in the world.
We love celebrities, we love gossip.
He's like one of the biggest filmmakers and we can name two movies.
But he's not a hot actor.
Like those are the ones we know.
He's, yeah, but he's like the one who directs all of the hot actors.
True.
Indiana Jones.
Mm.
What's recent?
Does he still do it?
Oh, yeah, I knew this.
He did the rendition of West Side Story with Angela Elgort in 2021.
Oh, that's the one we wanted the movie since.
Yes.
Yes, he did that one.
He recently had, that was the first.
Add that to my list of movies.
So we have dinner weekly.
I feel like this is important to say.
We have dinner weekly every Tuesday.
And my mom, my stepdad and me, we do like a round robin where we have dinner and someone
picks a movie for us to watch for the week.
Anything they want.
Literally anything.
The worst movie we've seen so far.
Sorry for all the mental there.
Billy Jack.
That was terrible.
That was a terrible.
That was Dwayne's pick.
And the universe is like cosmic.
I mean, all these weird connections.
I'm watching Sabrina and the Teenage Witch because I finished Golden Girls, so I needed
something new.
The amount of times Billy Jack has been referenced astounds me.
The vice principal has literally dressed up as Billy Jack.
What?
And Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
And I knew I had heard the name Billy Jack before, but I never heard it before.
We watched it.
100% from Tina, from Tina, from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
I have never even heard of Billy Jack, but when I told my mom about Billy Jack, she's
like, oh yeah, I remember that.
I've never heard that in my life.
She's kind of old.
So that movie was seriously old.
It was terrible.
Sorry Mimi.
It was terrible.
I mean, wait, I forgot what I was saying before that.
Stephen Silver, that's how you got there.
And then before that, Michelle Williams.
Okay, Michelle Williams is narrating Britney Spears' memoir.
Yes.
Britney said that the stuff in the book is very revealing and heart-wrenching at the
same time and so emotional that she does not think that she is able to read it.
I think she's going to read the prologue.
Oh, I cannot wait to listen to this audio.
Oh, I can't wait either.
So she said that she's just going to record a small part of the book.
But I wonder how that even happened.
Does she call up Michelle Williams?
Probably Michelle Williams probably said, hell yeah, drop everything.
Let me read Britney Spears' book.
Let me do this for you.
I was thinking if somebody was going to read it for her, it would have been somebody like,
I don't know, Reese Witherspoon.
Who does books?
What is the connection to Reese Witherspoon in Britney Spears?
Because she has a book club.
If you think about book clubs, it's Oprah's book club and Reese Witherspoon's book club.
Michelle Williams has a semi-troubled past.
She was also big in the 90s.
True, true, true.
So they kind of grew up in the same time.
They very well could have crossed paths at some point.
True, true.
I don't know.
Maybe she sees herself in Michelle Williams.
I don't know.
I just don't get the connection of Michelle Williams.
Why her?
I don't even think she has a distinct voice.
I got it for you.
I got it.
I literally, I got it.
Okay, so according to page six, an incenter says, there was a mutual attraction from all
sides based on Britney's powerful narrative and what Britney went through in Michelle's
own integrity and history with her own emancipation issues.
Williams was allegedly emancipated from her parents at age 15 so that she could pursue
an acting career and work.
So solve that.
Yeah.
So Britney's only reading a small part.
Wow.
Yeah.
And I saw that her dad told TMZ that he will not be reading the book.
Like she, he said, he said that she has trashed me so much in public.
I have no interest in reading it.
Did you also, this is, you know what?
I thought we weren't going to be prepared, but look at us because did you see that Jamie
Spears was just in the hospital?
Her dad.
Oh, the dad?
No.
Yes.
That I can't tell you.
Hold on.
But did we even mention that Jamie Lynn Spears was like the first to get voted off of Dancing
with the Stars?
Good.
She didn't deserve to be voted off first.
That was terrible.
What kind of dancing experience does she have?
None.
She's related to the best pop dancer ever.
But has she ever danced?
No.
Well, that's the point.
Zoe 101, get out of here.
That's the point.
Well, she didn't dance well enough.
It's a popularity contest.
Well, she's the least popular.
That's why her book was in the dollar section when I said that before and nobody, she doesn't
deserve a platform.
She's mean to her sister.
That's terrible.
She's mean.
And Zoe 101, the reboot flopped and that's what she gets.
Trying to trash Britney.
Oh my gosh.
I stand with Britney, okay?
I see that.
Leave Britney alone.
So Justin Timberlake also is reportedly not going to be happy.
Wait, wait.
Do you want to hear him out here, Don?
Was he hospitalized?
Yes, yes, yes.
Severely ill, hospitalized with a bad infection.
Severely ill, that's what you got.
He's been suffering a bad infection that required surgery.
Like, what kind?
He has been hospitalized for weeks in a special infectious disease facility.
Gross.
What?
Sounds disgusting.
Merse.
What else can...
Infectious disease?
That just sounds gross.
Oh, he's also an alcoholic.
I don't know, maybe could it have been...
Oh, maybe like cirrhosis of the liver.
Possibly.
Yeah.
I mean, karma's a bitch.
Yeah, yeah.
And he probably doesn't want to read about all the mean, horrible, terrible things he
did.
Exactly.
Anyway.
Justin Timberlake, anyway.
Probably doesn't want to read the mean, horrible things, terrible things he did.
So, you know, Justin and Britney dated from 1999 to 2002.
Like, that's how long ago it was.
99, 50,000, too.
It's 2023.
Like, it's been 21 years since they dated.
That's literally crazy.
Upsetting.
Yeah.
I mean, it's a whole person, a 21-year-old person, age.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's crazy.
But said that he will not...
He's not gonna be happy about the book.
A while ago, I saw that he was trying to stop her from publishing it or talking about him.
Yeah.
He tried to do a cease and desist about him, but it was already too late.
Like, the book was already done.
She said, sources say, allegedly, that this is her perspective of the book.
Like, her perspective of what happened.
Not what happened.
This is her perspective of it.
I mean, the rumor-mail hasn't never said anything good about Justin Timberlake in reference
to Britney Spears.
Yeah.
Which just is very sad.
But even after that documentary came out called Framing Britney, it was like a 2021, and it
was saying how terrible Justin was of a person and a boyfriend, and he cheated on her and
all that stuff.
He reportedly called to apologize and say how deeply sorry-
After that came out?
Yes.
Because it was public knowledge at that point.
Yes.
Trash.
I mean, his star's not shining very bright right now either.
And Sink just reunited.
I think he has lived-
But nobody likes him.
Exactly.
And that's the reason he had to, because he had been not wanting to reunite with them
for years, years.
And then his star is just waning.
Nobody cares about him anymore.
No.
He's an asshole, apparently.
Yeah.
So he had to cling on to his in Sink fame because he was going nowhere without it, which
I'm excited about.
I'm hoping that the book does go in depth in the conservatorship and how she actually
grew up and give us her side.
We only hear the dad's side and how crazy she is.
Let's hear what she has to say.
You know, I did just say I stand with Britney, but I am.
So she does not come off completely mentally stable on Instagram and things like that.
So how much of the book do we just take with a grain of salt?
I think the whole entire thing.
Well, but when you publish a book, don't you have to contact?
No, maybe that's not true.
So if someone's writing a book, they have to contact the people that are talked about
to confirm the details and stuff, because that's what journalists do.
Yeah, but I think that's-
Newspapers and stuff.
Yeah, that may be different if it's like a biography or-
But if you lie about something like it's libel, which is against the law, libel.
Yeah, but if you tell a story on how you perceive the situation, like is that a lie?
I guess knowing to be like, you're wrong.
You didn't feel that way or something.
Yeah, I mean, only two people know what really happened with Justin and Britney.
That's true.
So Justin had put out a book, so we don't know what his side is.
I think he's about to put out a CD or something.
For the trolls.
Well, I'm like another Justin Timberlake album.
Trolls is literally his biggest success right now.
Oh, terrible.
Which for the record, those are adorable, great movies, and his voice still sounds great
in them.
I'm really excited for the boy band version of this new trolls movie I cannot wait.
Yeah, I mean, did you send me the clip?
Yes, I did.
And it was a cute clip and I was like, okay, well, I might watch.
I don't like cartoons, but maybe I will.
Yeah, you've never been in a cartoon or anything, but I think you might like this one.
I don't know.
You may have to wait and just bring it up on your Tuesday movie night.
It doesn't mean I'm not going to have already watched it.
Well, that's, I mean, I've watched all the movies I've.
Said.
That's true.
So Sam Asgari, her soon to be ex-husband.
Yes, yes.
He was asked about the book by TMC, a reporter at TMC.
He was like walking around in like Beverly Hills the other day.
Of course.
I cannot stand him.
He's just waiting for the paparazzi.
He's like, hi, I'm over here.
And said that the book was already published or already like done deal by the time like
they decided to get a divorce.
So it's going to be interesting how she has to say about him.
So it could potentially be like my husband's great.
This is all, you know, exactly butterflies and sunshine or I wonder if they would just
cut that completely after.
No, it was already done.
Oh, you can't like add it again.
No.
I saw that he did say he's back in the dating pool two months after his divorce with Brittany.
And who did you say that she, she was like on vacation with?
No, she was on vacation.
She, she was going to like sushi in New York City and ended up running into these two Colombian
singers Maluma and J Balvin.
And they like flacked her down and her and her group, they just joined together.
And it said like everyone was in good spirits.
No, she was all smiles and happy.
Yeah.
They weren't like, we're hanging out.
But Brady didn't post about it.
I think J Balvin, one of them Maluma, maybe someone else posted about it.
Like that's the only reason people know it happened, but it was just like, I mean, you
don't speak Spanish, so that makes sense.
But they are very big, like Colombian stars there.
Okay.
And it was just like the most random pairing.
I wonder if they were going to come out and say like, oh, she was so weird.
I don't think so.
She was flipping knives all over the table.
Yeah, no.
And just said Maluma posted the picture hanging out with them.
And a members only club.
Oh, members only.
Yeah, it's called Zero Bond somewhere in New York City.
Interesting.
All right.
So we covered Brittany.
Yep.
Cover Jada.
I'll throw a little reality TV.
I was literally about to say, all right, let's do Jack's Taylor.
Is that what you're going to say?
Go ahead.
Jack's Vanderpump.
Vanderpump.
My guilty pleasure.
Former Vanderpump.
It's not even Vanderpump anymore.
Former Vanderpump.
Jack's was kicked off of Vanderpump for Vanderpump rules for the audience members who don't
know.
Yes.
What was he kicked off for?
I mean, probably being a terrible human.
Yeah, with yelling and just getting upset and they kicked him off.
Yeah.
I mean, he was just a terrible person.
But he has since gotten married, have a baby, you know, live in life.
Well, he has had a resurgence since Scandiball.
Everybody's cashed in on Scandiball.
Jack's and Brittany, his wife are.
Then they started a podcast.
Yes.
They started a podcast called like Reality Bites or something.
Reality Bites, I think that might be it actually.
And he is now opening a bar called like a sports bar, like Jack's sports bar.
Okay.
I was like, what?
We already have Tom Tom and whatever the other, you know.
So when reality hits with Jack's and Brittany and Jack's with Jack's and Brittany, Jack's
and Brittany, he's got to go for us.
Of course.
So I did listen to like their first two episodes of it back when they were talking about Scandiball.
They had Kristen on there.
I think they're still not talking to Stasi in real life, which Stasi got kicked off the
show also, but wasn't it hers?
Like, yeah, hers was like racial stuff.
Yeah.
It was sad.
She was literally canceled for a long time.
Yeah.
She's back.
She's thriving.
She's still racist.
No, she was not racist.
Okay.
She didn't even, that wasn't.
I know you're a Stasi stand.
I am a Stasi stand.
Like she didn't.
What she said was terrible, but she's learned and grown.
She has learned and grown and she is now a mother of two and married and a stable human
being now.
She does seem like she's doing well.
So Jack's, he was on his way back from New York, back to LA.
He was at like a speakeasy opening.
Like people are hiring him to come open their bars.
And he was flying back on a jet blue flight.
So he was going to literally take a nap because it was like a red eye going from New York
to LA, which is like five or six hours.
Taking a nap on the plane or taking a nap on the plane.
He was in first class.
He was taking a nap on the plane.
So he decided to lay his first class seat back when everybody was like boarding the plane
and you know, getting on the plane.
He fell asleep.
They're taking off.
They say, or their mid-flight, they're about to land or something.
I don't even know the logistics of where the plane was.
But when I, he was on Watch What Happens Live and he asked him about it and his seat got
stuck in the lay down position.
And this douchebag, instead of going back to coach where they said, we have a seat available
for you to sit and coach since this one is inoperable, we can't land with this seat laying
down.
So you have to set it up.
He was like, no, I have a child that I need to take to school.
I'm supposed to sleep on this flight.
You need to turn the plane around.
What a fucking jackass.
Oh my God.
And Andy was like, wait a minute.
You didn't want to sit and coach in a regular seat because you needed to get back to LA
and take your kid to school.
He was like, yeah, I have things to do that next day.
I needed to sleep on that plane.
He was like, sleep and coach.
So you're telling me that they turned the plane around and made everybody deplane.
He's like, no.
They turned the plane around, went back to New York, let him off the flight and he got
on another one.
And then the plane was just delayed because it had to come all the way back, let him off
and get back on another plane.
And then he was dropped the amount of ick I get.
I mean, are you kidding?
The entitlement is disgusting.
It's just oozing from him.
You are a reality guy.
Like reality.
I wouldn't even say reality.
Nobody, you walk on the store.
Maybe 10 people are going to know who you are.
Yeah.
Maybe more than that.
But you know.
And he is on that new show, The Villains on E, that I think had just started.
So I'm going to watch that.
But ick.
Like all of those people, he just like displaced for their day.
I would be so mad.
Like, imagine if you had like a big giant meeting on the other right coast and you couldn't
be like.
He was tired and he needed to go to sleep because he had to take his kid to school.
What if there were kids on that plane?
Like that's so annoying.
Oh, it was terrible.
It just made him a terrible look.
Terrible look.
He's always made himself look terrible.
Yes.
He said, so Andy initially, says, Andy initially seemed stunned and asked Taylor why he wouldn't
go back to sit and coach because I wanted to sleep.
Taylor continued, I was sitting in first class.
There was nothing else available.
You're going to put me in the middle seat.
Oh my God.
Oh God, the entitlement is outrageous.
Okay.
So he also said that the plane had just left the gate and was only five feet away from
it when five feet.
Really?
I guess from here to here.
That's so funny.
So at least it wasn't in the air.
Yeah.
I was thinking it was like.
You know how long you sit on a plane to let everybody get on?
Yeah.
And then to have to like.
It still really sucks.
If we have to turn around at all, I'm mad.
I mean, I would be pissed.
Five feet or not.
I'm like, you're kidding.
You're kidding me.
I would be pissed.
I get this douchebag off the plane.
He was the only passenger who had to physically get off the plane.
Fucking Karen.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
That's so funny.
You can't take off with a reclined seat.
No.
Wow.
Hmm.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
I feel like we haven't talked much about, you know, reality stars, reality things happening.
I mean, the only thing that's really on is Southern Charm, which we talked about that
like the first episode, which is like.
Dancing with the Stars is out.
Yeah.
I know.
I saw that.
I just watched the clips on TikTok.
Like I haven't seen.
I've saw Ariana dancing and she had like tennis shoes on.
Like they were bedazzled, but she had tennis shoes on with a quick step.
And she didn't say why.
Maybe her feet are from the heels.
Well, Julianne Hough apparently said, well, I know the reason, but maybe you want to say
and she was like, oh no.
What?
Yeah.
She didn't want to tell why.
That is so weird.
Yeah.
It could be a hundred things, but like why couldn't you just say it?
Yeah.
I don't know.
But I mean, I wouldn't want to dance in heels either.
I could probably dance better in tennis shoes.
I'm sure everyone can.
That's kind of unfair.
True.
It is unfair.
I don't even know who got voted off this week.
Neither.
I did see though that Harry Jowsy.
Did you ever watch Too Hot to Handle?
I think it was Too Hot to Handle on Netflix.
No.
He was on like one of the first seasons and became famous from that.
And now he's like TikTok famous and all this kind of stuff.
Well, he's on there now.
I think he did another reality show, I don't know, another Netflix series.
He's dating his coach.
Of course.
They all date.
They were spotted like holding hands, walking through like, I can't even get the word.
They were spotted holding hands, walking through a crowd.
And then from there, it's like just come out there dating.
Do you know who Brooke Bark is?
I saw.
I had no clue who she actually is, but I saw her talking about Derek Huff being her coach
at the time or whatever and her being like in love with him.
She said if she wasn't married, she would have had an affair with him.
And he's like 20 years younger.
He was like 21 at the time or something like that.
But she said she understood about how people fall in love because you're so close.
Your bodies are touching and it's like more intimate than sex.
Ew.
That's what you said.
Dancing and like being that close to somebody like you're connected.
No ma'am.
No.
I think she's divorced now, but hilarious.
I would like to know what Derek had to say about that.
Did you know he's married to her?
He just got married.
She's a former dancer from Dancing With The Stars.
Well, I see their TikToks.
She's a great dancer.
I didn't know she was like one of the dancers.
I don't know if they overlapped or not.
She's not on there now.
Obviously, that would be kind of unfair since he's judging.
And his sisters hosting.
Oh my God.
I didn't even occur in my brain.
Yeah.
What happened to Tyra?
No, wait.
Was she hosting?
She was hosting Dancing With The Stars after Tom Burdron.
Yeah.
But I think it's Alfonso and Julien now.
Oh.
Weird.
Alfonso took over America's funniest home videos after Tom Burdron too.
Connection.
My favorite show.
He's a good replacement, I guess.
All right.
That's all the celebrity.
Mumbo Jumbo I have.
So Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas, you know, again in the headlines.
But I think this is going to be where it fizzles out.
I don't think we're going to see much about them in the news anymore.
Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner just had their mediation we talked about last week from like
October 4th to the 7th.
It concluded.
So they came to an agreement that the girls are allowed to travel to England and throughout
the United States.
So like go on tour.
From October 9th through the 21st, the children will be with the Game of Thrones star, Sophie
Turner, during which time they are permitted to travel to England and throughout the United
States with her.
Then on the 21st, the girls will be returned either with Sophie Turner or the nanny.
And at that point, they'll remain with Joe Jonas until November 2nd.
So they're doing like two weeks and two weeks or something.
And Joe will have the girls for Thanksgiving and then Sophie will have the girls for Christmas
in the UK.
That's so sad.
And this is Delphine's first Christmas.
I would really love to know how they came to like that being the decision because I'm
wondering what that's like for any parent to miss like a first holiday.
Yeah.
And now like they're going to have to start traditions and they're going to be two separate
traditions.
Two separate traditions.
Which is nothing wrong with that.
That's all I know.
Yeah, true.
You just need more to celebrate.
It's really not so bad.
No, because I'm only on one side of it, but the kids like you had to do two.
So they'll be okay.
So they'll be returned and they have the holidays and then I think they're still doing that
whole two week, two week thing until the beginning of the year.
And then they're going to meet again to figure out a more like permanent solution, which
that's got to be tough.
And they're so young.
They really are.
So since the mediation happened and they like came up with this solution, Joe's now filed
to dismiss his original divorce petition in Miami.
I don't entirely know what that means because I know like Sophie filed in the UK.
So if Joe is like dissolving the case in Miami, does that mean it's going to just be handled
in the UK?
I wonder if like American lawyers can even do international situations like that or does
he have to get a lawyer in the UK that knows like the laws in the UK?
Ooh, that's a good question.
But I mean, it would make sense to make it just in one place.
Well, this article literally says that Joe Jonas files to dismiss Miami divorce court
after mediation with Sophie Turner.
But nowhere in this article does it literally say clickbait definition.
That is so annoying.
Literally nothing.
It just says on Wednesday, the Jonas Brothers member filed to dismiss his petition for a
dissolution in Miami after he and the Game of Thrones alum attended mediation for four
days and came to a temporary agreement regarding child custody.
So what does that mean?
No clue.
And then, you know, just bouncing off of this, Sophie unfollowed Priyanka Chopra Jonas on
Instagram.
She still follows all of the Jonas Brothers and still follows Danielle Jones.
Jonas, Kevin's wife.
So something's definitely happening there.
And they haven't been spotted like together in a really long time.
They only have like a few like legit celebrity pictures taken, you know, like pop or out
to pick.
Those are like the concerts.
And then the stuff like people are getting from concerts, they were well, I guess old
concerts now, so if you're not going, they were never standing by each other.
Literally like separated.
I wonder what it could be.
I don't know.
I have my own feelings about Priyanka.
So, you know, I am very biased in the situation and just because she is married to my childhood,
my biggest crush ever.
I think she's a bad person.
I know nothing about her.
So that's just because my child heart, my love is taken.
So funny.
Yeah, I don't know.
But there's obviously a story and it's such a big deal because it's so noticeable.
Like it's shade.
It's shade.
It's definitely like something is there because very intentional.
Yes.
And for her to still follow Joe, you're literally divorcing him, but you're going to still follow
him.
But all of a sudden you're just going to stop the only jump the J sisters.
You're breaking up the J sisters right now.
And the only one that the whole family is Priyanka that you're not following.
Priyanka is going to be the brightest star now.
She's not.
Oh my gosh.
I hope some stories come out, but I think they're all very calculated and I don't know
if we'll ever actually get a full story on that.
Maybe.
Maybe we will.
Give Hulu three to five days.
I'm literally just watching divorceing Jonas today.
Hulu is so quick with everything.
It was an ABC news like episode, which it gave me no information.
I was hoping I was going to be able to provide something.
It just recapped everything already knew.
And then they started talking about just other celebrity divorces.
I was like, I do not care about Brad and Angelina.
Yeah.
I just, you know, last week and I talked about Ruby Frankie, the YouTuber that just in jail
now.
Hulu had a documentary literally out like the next day and nothing new, not one thing new.
And it was told in like the perspective of like a niece that someone was just making
money.
It was just like, yeah, here's my part of the story.
Yeah, here's what I think.
Nothing to add.
But I haven't seen that in 10 to 15 years, but this is what I think.
Yeah.
Hulu is just trying to money.
Yeah.
Which they were like that with all like the Britney docs that almost like immediately
came out after everything was happening with her conservatorship.
Yeah, but we were eating that Britney shit up.
I wasn't.
I didn't give it.
I just, I just had to go.
I'm dead.
I have like no big stories, but it's got some random little side stories.
So Averilavine.
Yes.
And Tyga, who is Kylie Jenner's, now it's gonna say baby daddy, former, her ex-boyfriend
from when she was like a teenager.
Yeah.
And Brody is Kylie's step-brother.
Oh my gosh.
Who was dating Averilavine?
Didn't they get matching tattoos?
Who?
Averilavine and Brody Jenner.
I don't know.
Okay, well, they didn't last.
But anyway, so Tyga and Averilavine, which is just happens to be the weirdest pairing
I've ever thought of in my entire life.
I don't know where they met, how they ran in the same circles.
I mean, Averilavine Brody was weird.
Averilavine was literally engaged to Maud's son, who I know you don't know who that is,
but he is also just a musician and he is tattooed, bleached hair, like long hair.
Looks like he would date Averilavine.
And then all of a sudden she started dating Tyga and like blindsided Maud's son.
Well, so.
What's his name?
Maud.
Maud's son, M-O-D-S-U-N.
That's his name.
Where's that the band?
It's a stage name.
I don't know.
It's a real name.
It's a terrible name.
He was also in a thruple with Bella Thorne and Tina Mungo.
I don't even know her.
Well, I mean, I know her, but I don't know her name.
She's a big YouTuber about my age.
Anyway, back to Tyga and Averil.
So they were dating.
They've been on and off since February and then they got back together.
They split in June and then they like try to give it another shot the next month.
And then now sources are saying they are officially done.
They are done.
No more connection, nothing.
I don't know.
I don't know one thing about Averil Lavigne, so she could be a terrible person.
I have no clue.
There's a conspiracy that she's not real.
I saw that.
She's not the real Averil.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Tyga also has a baby with Black China.
I don't want to forget.
Who's dated?
Who has a baby with Rob?
Kardashian.
I mean, it's such a...
Everybody is related to it.
The Kardashianers.
It's not even just the Kardashians.
The Kardashianers are...
Six degrees of separation.
Thank you.
That's literally what I was thinking.
Yeah.
The only thing I can think of the six degrees of separation is the six degrees of Kevin
Bacon.
Everyone can connect themselves to Kevin Bacon in six degrees.
Yeah.
I think that's like our originated.
Is that it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
I don't know who came up with that.
I hate to know how.
Can we get ourselves connected to Kevin Bacon in six degrees?
So apparently Selena Gomez and Francia Rossi.
So Francia Rossi is the one who donated her kidney to Selena Gomez.
Yes.
And then they had a falling out.
Yes.
But we don't know why.
No.
So Selena in her documentary, she said she only had one friend in the industry and then
it was Taylor.
And Francia Rossi was like, oh, really?
On follow?
Yeah.
Literally.
I literally gave you a body part.
So then they had a falling out and then apparently...
That's so rude.
Why would you even say that?
That's so messed up.
I mean, I only have one friend and it's not the one who gave me a kidney.
Not the one who saved my life.
Yeah.
When Francia Rossi talks about how she gave her kidney to Selena Gomez, she said she
was kind of like blindsided.
She said that Selena was the one who came in and told her she was a match and not even
the doctor.
And like...
She was probably excited.
She was.
And Julia, we're gonna do it right now.
It just happened.
Like Francia had like no time to like just think.
Oh.
So they had...
They just had had like a rocky relationship.
Francia said they're like trauma bonded, which I would really like to know everything they've
gone through for them to be trauma bonded.
I'm sure giving a kidney, losing a kidney is a lie.
But so they reunited back in August.
They went to dinner together.
So everyone was like, cool.
They're friends.
Wow.
They posted selfies together.
Whatever.
What?
So, Francia is from the Secret Life of America.
Yes, she is.
Okay.
And...
What else is she on?
She was...
She's in the, well, now canceled show with Hilary Duff, the remake of How I Met Your Mother.
It's How I Met Your Father.
Oh.
Yeah, it only lasted two seasons, but she was on the show.
Okay.
So they reunited back in August and everyone was like, wow, cool.
They're friends again.
And then today, Friday the 13th, Francia posted a picture on Instagram of her in Selena.
Seemingly poking fun at the rumors, but it also seemed like they're teasing a joint project.
And they were wearing shirts that said, no beef, just salsa.
So there's no beef between them.
So it said, no beef, just salsa.
And then they hashtagged it.
And then...
That doesn't even make sense.
What do you mean?
No beef, just salsa?
I mean, I would be like, no beef, just cheese, maybe.
What does salsa and beef have to do to each other?
There's no beef between us.
There's just salsa.
We're mixing.
We're together.
No, not to stretch.
No.
I don't know.
So then she shared another picture of them, modeling the shirts at a bowling alley and
said, exciting news coming Monday with the hashtag, no beef, just salsa.
So I'm thinking they're going to have a salsa collaboration.
But Selena has her show, Selena and the Chef.
So maybe it has to do with that.
Have you ever seen that?
I know that she has one.
She started during the pandemic and she would have Chef's guest star and walk her through
recipes and she's interviewing them just talking and then she's making whatever it is.
And something else is happening with that right now.
I don't know.
We're getting something else Selena and the Chef related and I'm a Reigns gun blank.
But I'm wondering if that's what this is.
Did you finish Only Murders in the Building?
Of course I did.
Why is she such a terrible actress?
She's terrible on it.
She's so melancholy.
She's being the character of Mabel.
That's Mabel.
Selena.
She's terrible on it.
No.
They could have gotten anybody in that role.
No, they couldn't.
Yeah, they could.
She's terrible.
They are a trio.
They are not a trio.
It's the weirdest trio ever.
I love them.
I like the first two seasons when they were more of a trio than this past season.
Yeah.
But I love Martin Short and the amount of times I've been like, which of the thick kids did
it?
Like all the time, all the time.
And I don't even know the right words.
They crack me up.
I'm like, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh.
All the time.
Oh man, that's funny.
No, this is going to be stuck in my head.
I'll pull it up so you can say.
No, no, no.
Anyway, yeah, just random.
There's going to be some big Selena news on Monday with Francie Arasi.
Yeah.
I'm going to hold on my breath.
You don't want a shirt that says no beef, no, just also.
No.
You like salsa?
I do like salsa, but I don't want a beef shirt.
Or beef.
The word beef just sounds weird.
I don't want that on my shirt.
I'm going to put it on a shirt now.
You will be getting that for Christmas.
No.
I'm also going to put like a cow.
Like no beef.
That's what I think of.
I mean, it literally is the beef.
A big fat cow.
Or just like a steak.
Like a gross.
I don't want that on my shirt.
No, thank you.
Then I have something random just side story about Noah Cyrus and Miley.
Have you seen any of that?
No.
Okay.
So I feel like I just need to preface it.
So Tish Cyrus and.
The mom.
Yes, the mom.
Yeah.
And then your dad.
They can be right.
Billy Ray, aren't they divorced?
Right.
She just married back from prison.
Yes.
Dominic something.
Okay.
So Miley was made of honor.
Brandy, her daughter was also there and Trace, her son was at the wedding.
Noah was not there and their other brother, Braden was not there.
So there is a rift.
There's something there.
And the same day that the wedding happened and like all the photos were coming out, Noah
and her brother, Braden posted a picture together and Noah's wearing a Billy Ray shirt like
it from the nineties.
So people kind of assumed something was going on and then Billy Ray just got married to a
fucking rainbow.
Yeah.
Something.
And she's, I mean, barely older than Miley.
It's disgusting.
She looks very similar to.
Tish.
Yeah.
I don't know what it is.
But I think she's like 35 and he's like in a six days.
He looks weird too.
Yeah, but he's like 62 and she's like 30.
Yeah.
Early 30s.
I saw that.
I'm assuming maybe that's why.
Like they don't, maybe they don't approve of the dry age gap.
But anyway, so people think there's been like something going on.
Well, Noah Cyrus comes in on a TikTok of a interview that Miley did with Joe Rogan and
it's like a really old interview.
And Miley was like talking, oh, it's Bracen.
My bad.
Her brother Bracen anyway.
So Miley was talking about like Noah.
I'm trying to think.
Joe Rogan was asking about Noah's career because this is at the time, I think it was like 2020.
Noah had released an EP.
And so Joe asked Miley something and she was like, you either become my little sister who
kind of wants it.
And she just got a record out that I love called the end of everything Miley described
it as like the most depressing EP you'll ever listen to.
She continued saying she's 20 years old.
She's emo.
She's like an emo kid.
She has a song where she says, my sister's like sunshine and I follow her everywhere
she goes, but I'm more like a rain cloud.
She's really got this idea of me.
And Noah commented on it like that's a disrespectful, like the disrespect is what she said.
So people are like thinking it's alluding to them just not going like not being close
anymore.
Also, it's really weird because Miley ended up so Joe Rogan asked if she sees a doctor
and Miley was like, we all do.
Like there's a doctor on salary.
Like we've been seeing the doctor.
Like a therapist doctor.
I don't know.
But people are thinking like it's just too much information about Noah that Noah wasn't
like putting out herself.
Like that's her private business.
Like that's a hippo violation.
If you're the doctor.
Oh.
But anyway, so something's going on in the Cyrus family and I bet we'll hear more about
it soon, especially if Noah's publicly helping to get on a TikTok from 2020.
Yeah.
She did it on purpose.
Yeah.
She found it.
So we'll see.
Interesting.
Yeah.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Tomorrow morning we're going to our niece's cheerleading game, which technically it's
a football game, but we're going to watch her cheer.
And then I am going to see the Taylor Swift heiress tour movie at three.
Of course.
I'm really excited.
Are you going to wear your Taylor outfit?
No, I threw that in a way, I threw it away because I had a wardrobe malfunction.
You don't remember that.
Literally day of the outfit didn't freaking work.
Yes.
So to make shift, out pitch shout out Megan for the shirt at the time.
Yeah, the boots were great.
Yeah.
But no.
So I'm going with Cora and our friend Jessica is coming to town and we are all just wearing
our heiress tour shirts.
Cute.
Yeah, I don't really feel like being all bejeweled and bedazzled again.
No.
I also don't just have everything bejeweled and bedazzled.
I do hope people dress up bejeweled and bedazzled.
But it won't be me.
Yeah.
I do still have some friendship bracelets left.
So I'll probably wear those.
And if you want to trade bracelets, then yes, I'll trade bracelets.
Cute.
Yeah, that's about that.
Yeah.
Well, I'm going to be perfecting my jump rope.
Oh.
I'll be jump roping tomorrow.
All day.
No.
But we will work out probably around 11.
Can you jump rope and walk at the same time?
I tried to do a crisscross and that's when I whipped myself in the back.
Oh, so it's not even because it was a Wendy.
It was Wendy.
You try to be Miss Professional Jump Roper, Crisscross, and Double Dutch it on by yourself.
I did.
So I haven't perfected that yet.
One day you'll get there.
I will.
Well, I'm excited here.
It goes.
And then eventually you can upgrade to the weighted jump ropes and stuff like that.
Oh, I don't know about weighted.
Come on now.
I'm actually jumping off the ground.
Apparently.
Well, I'm glad your mood shifted and you're in a better mood.
This did put me in a better mood.
Good.
It's those two Taylor Swift songs before the podcast pumped you up.
Yeah.
And I played her right into the microphone while I was singing.
So it's like I was singing with her.
Absolutely.
I was preparing myself for tomorrow.
Yeah.
I really put me in a good mood.
Yeah.
Shout out Taylor Swift.
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The first one still a shit show.
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