1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,600 What up everybody? It's Baruch Medusa and next Sunday, August 18th, my new nonfiction 2 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:16,340 book, Animals on a Carousel, is dropping exclusively on Amazon in paperback. This book is pretty 3 00:00:16,340 --> 00:00:24,000 much diary entries written as erotic of poetry paired with provocative imagery. And I will 4 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:31,480 be taking you on a raw and very unapologetic graphic ride with triple X moments between 5 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:41,840 me and my vanilla gorilla. Just think of it like a porn star movie, but in a more animalistic, 6 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:47,080 but personal type way. August 18th, check it out on Amazon. 7 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:56,040 Alright, are you happy or sad? Which way? Oh, I guess...oh, you're happy! And you are? 8 00:00:56,040 --> 00:01:01,360 Come on a bullet. I guess I'm happy. Oh, I'm always happy, bitch! I am Baruch Medusa. 9 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:10,080 This is Top Shelf Hijinks and we clink clinkin', bitches! 10 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:16,800 Good day, bitch. Good afternoon, Bestie. Um, yeah, your sister's a fuckin' liar. It's 11 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:21,920 warm. It's not 110 degrees. I don't know how hot it is. Maybe it's about 95 already. 12 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:25,360 I haven't been outside, but it's warm, so I don't know what the fuck your sister's 13 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:31,040 on. Damn! I'm just like, I don't know. I don't know what's going on. Global warming? 14 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:39,600 Fuck, I don't know. It's raining here. It's hot here. It's humid here. I don't fucking 15 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:46,480 care. I'm just gonna roll with the punches at this point. Right? Um, yeah, I was talking 16 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:50,720 to one of my friends earlier this week and I'm like, bro, I am so fucking ready for 17 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:57,880 hoodie weather. I just want to be in my fucking sweats with no tones. Girl, I'm legit. I'm 18 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:02,640 doing the same thing. I have all my hoodies. They're nice. They're clean. They're hung up. 19 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:08,320 Yeah, they're ready to go! Yeah, they're ready to go. They are ready to go. Let me get my 20 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:14,000 hoodies back on. I hate this shit. Question. What color are all your colors? I'm sorry, 21 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:20,320 all your hoodies black like mine. You know what? A lot of them are, but now that I work 22 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:24,640 for Lowe's and stuff, I've been getting a lot of Carhartt hoodies, which you know. 23 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:32,160 Oh, okay. Yeah, so I have like some maroon in there. Okay. I don't go all out like lavishly 24 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:38,360 like a hot pink hoodie. I don't do that shit. Fuck that. I don't do that. Oh, I would. I 25 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:43,960 don't have a hot pink one, though, if it matched my shoes, if it matched my AHA ones. I do 26 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:48,000 have like a blue hoodie and like an, I guess an oatmeal color hoodie, but that's because 27 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:52,640 it's an Adidas jogger set. It's a jogger set, so it's not, I guess, just a hoodie. So I 28 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:57,480 don't know if that matters or not, but all my other hoodies are black that don't have, 29 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:01,320 I guess, matching pants. They're all black for the hoodies. But did they all have a, 30 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:06,360 I mean, like it's a throat punch kind of day hoodie that I have. That's an olive green. 31 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:11,320 I have a lot of olive green. I don't know. I like olive green. So do I. I think it matches 32 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:20,520 my olive skin tone. Yeah, exactly. Camo green for this bitch. Yup. Yeah. Try to find me 33 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:26,600 with my ghillie suit on. I don't know. I don't know. I like olive green. I rock olive green 34 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:31,400 a lot. I have, so yeah, you know what? But yeah, I look at my hoodies now that you mentioned 35 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:39,320 it. They're just black and olive green. I have some, I have a couple dark blue ones. 36 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:46,200 So a couple maroon. Do you have any crop hoodies? I have, I have like three crop hoodies. You 37 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:51,680 know what? I was blessed with a couple crop hoodies from a certain individual and I was 38 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:55,840 like, you know what? I don't know about that, but I'll take it. I'll rock them. I don't give 39 00:03:55,840 --> 00:04:00,840 a fuck. Girl, you know what? Rock crop hoodies. And I, my favorite one is the one from Nate 40 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:07,040 Diaz's line represent. That is the oldest fucking hoodie and I, I wear it and I'm like, 41 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:10,800 I can't wash it all the time because he never renewed them and I'm like, I want this to 42 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:16,880 last forever. Yeah. Bitch. Oh my God. I can't believe you have one of those. Like, I, I, 43 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:22,120 but Camo, why it's still on his website. And by the way, whoever run, whoever runs Nick 44 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:29,360 Diaz's, I'm sorry, Nate Diaz's website for represent.com. When an item sells out, just 45 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:33,680 fucking remove it from the website. Don't put sold out with a sticker on top of it. 46 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:37,440 Like, we understand if you're not going to restock it, then fucking remove it from the 47 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:41,480 website. I bought that hoodie like maybe four years ago and it's still on there saying sold 48 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:45,560 out. I'm like, yeah, no shit. Yeah. You fucking administrators. 49 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:51,320 Right. You can pay for what? Like, stop. You're going to make us cry. Right. You're going 50 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:57,160 to make us cry like, fuck, I wish, I wish. Like, shit. And so speaking of fighters, 51 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:02,520 Pomona bullets. This past week, you know, it's the Olympics and all that fucking is 52 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:08,040 it Paul Logan or Logan Paul guy, you know, home talking. Yeah. Yeah. He says this motherfucker 53 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:13,840 is so delusional. He said he's going to, I guess, be in the next 2028 Olympics at the 54 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:19,240 boxer on Instagram. Everybody just fucking rolled in on the best comments were like, 55 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:25,160 he does, he know he's going to get tested for steroids. A, B, he's going to have to 56 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:32,640 fight legit foxers, foxers, legit boxers. And like those were the two main ones. And 57 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:37,080 I'm just like, bro, like shut up. And I'm like, I guess I can put up with him for four 58 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:42,320 more years of him talking shit. If he can finally just get smacked the fuck out and 59 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:47,920 just be like, okay, you know what, maybe I should shut the fuck up. Yeah. Oh my God, 60 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:53,480 this guy, I was just like, whatever. I don't know. I think, you know, Jake Paul and 61 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:59,280 the, you guys are trying to pay your fucking mortgage and good, good, good effort. Yeah, 62 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:05,960 exactly. I don't know. And that's so funny that you're saying this because I have been 63 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:13,880 working my ass off and I hate it, but yeah, maybe you just be like the him and I guess 64 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:19,800 do the next I don't know. I'm just like, okay, well, I guess I got a fucking clock in and 65 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:25,960 clock out. I don't know. I'm, I'm, I'm looking at my second, well, my kids need insurance. 66 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:33,000 So, you know, I got to stick to this job. I don't know. Anyways, so you sent me that 67 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:43,040 Instagram and the gal, because I was, we were talking previously about how we were kind 68 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:47,000 of excited, like, okay, break dance, even being in the Olympics. I didn't even watch 69 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,760 it and the United States didn't fucking win that. I want to say a girl from Thailand 70 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:56,040 one. Of course Thailand's gonna fucking. I want to say it was Thailand, but I could 71 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:59,920 be wrong, but it wasn't the United States. And I'm like, ain't that a fucking bitch? 72 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:08,120 Well, so this is my thing. Is it just like, don't they have like different like sets? 73 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:11,760 Like, I don't know. I didn't actually fucking know because I'm not watching shit either. 74 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:16,960 And everyone's like, are you watching the break dancing? It is sick. And then you sent 75 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:21,560 me that bitch from Australia. And I was like, does she like Australia bitch that one? I 76 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:29,640 don't know. It just wasn't the United States. I was like, they're like, he'll tell whoever 77 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:37,640 the commentator was on that clip. You sent me. I was just like, wow, he's like cardiac 78 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:43,520 arrest. This and that. Yeah, I was just like, you know what, that's like me slipping down 79 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:52,440 my driveway when it's all. Yeah, like, can I make it to the Olympics? No, it's just the 80 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:57,080 world has gone mad, I think. And I'm not even keeping up with the Olympics. I don't even 81 00:07:57,080 --> 00:08:03,520 know. I don't even know what's going on. And then you sent me snoop dogs. Like, oh, I love 82 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:07,920 snoop. Right. Okay. So my question is this, when it comes to the Olympics, I think we 83 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:12,160 talked about the Olympics the last time we were on the podcast or whatever. But you know, 84 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:16,520 I had him and I have you ever watched that cooking show with him and Martha Stewart? Because 85 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:22,320 I never have. I guess it's probably on YouTube. I should see if it's on YouTube or on Hulu 86 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:26,720 because I really want to check that out because they they are best friends. Like they weren't 87 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:31,600 they didn't even like we're friends before beforehand. Well, you know what, this is a 88 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:37,760 thing. So I did my little research and you know, I am not to the world. I am not tech 89 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:43,880 savvy. I am not like Medusa. I don't have Instagram. I don't know. I'm like an ostrich 90 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:48,680 with the head and the sand. I don't I don't know what's going on. But when I do peek 91 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:55,840 my head out of the sand, I found out that yeah, Martha Stewart is not only a botanist, 92 00:08:55,840 --> 00:09:03,680 she makes she grows all her veggies and her and she grows her herbs per se. And yeah, 93 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:08,800 yeah, so Snoop was like, Hey, hook it up, Martha. And you know, she used to be a model 94 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:13,440 when she was younger. I was telling you this girl, she was fucking hot. I mean, she still 95 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:17,400 looks good. She's fucking 80. But she was look up Martha Stewart and the people who 96 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:21,800 don't know that are listening Google Martha Stewart when she was like in her early, I 97 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:26,320 guess not early teens, like in her early twenties, that bitch was fucking hot. She was a model 98 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:32,400 and I'm like, get it girl. And she never snitched and did her fucking time. Let's go there 99 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:39,280 home. Yeah, you know what? I'm a Martha stew. I'm an advocate for Martha. That's right, 100 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:47,560 Martha. Get it girl. You're good. Like 80. Mm hmm. Okay, I might be wrong. I guess Google 101 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:55,040 it. I want to say she's 80. Okay, well, we get just segue right into where I was going 102 00:09:55,040 --> 00:10:02,840 from. My son, there's Eminem came out with his new song. I mean, it's not new. I mean, 103 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:09,160 his album or his song, his new song Eminem came back. Okay. I don't know. That was my 104 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:13,160 song probably. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And I was like, that's new. I don't know. It kind of 105 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:17,160 sounds like the same shit that I used to listen to when I was a fucking yeah, he had a new 106 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:23,360 album drop like last month. Yeah. And I'm like, okay. And my son's like, yeah, he's like, 107 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:30,800 you know, he's 51. Oh, my God, Eminem is 51. Yeah, he's like my age. Yeah. Yeah. And 108 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:36,680 I was like, okay. So I did a whole thing and I'm like, so how old is Snoop? He's all 52. 109 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:43,680 And I said how old is Dr. Dre? Like Dre. He's 55. I think he's 60. I want to say 59. Oh, 110 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:52,920 he's all 60. But I was like how old 50 cent? He's 55. No, he's 49. Actually, this, this, 111 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:59,440 this guy's, yeah, I know he's a fucking young buck. I don't know. And then I'm like, okay, 112 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:06,040 how old is Ice Cube? 55. Yeah, 55, but he's still looking. And I was like, and Buster 113 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:15,200 Rhimes, he's 55, between 55 and 60, I want to say 52. Yeah, they're all my age. Yeah. 114 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:22,000 They're all my age. I mean, you're a lot younger than me. So, well, you know, I'm only 36. So 115 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:27,800 there you go. I've been, I've been 36 for like the past five years. There you go. Sounds good 116 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:36,360 to me. Yeah. Yeah. Just crazy. Whatever. I don't know. So did you so you obviously didn't 117 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:41,040 watch the breakdown scene? No, I watched the weightlifting. I was with the gorilla on Friday 118 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:44,920 night and we were watching the weightlifting. I guess there, I don't know the United States 119 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:49,120 never won or hasn't won a gold since fucking Munich for weightlifting for women and we 120 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:55,400 finally won one. So the last time we won, I want to say a gold for the women's weightlifting 121 00:11:55,400 --> 00:12:00,360 was in 1972, if I'm not mistaken, the Munich, whenever the Munich games were, that's what 122 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:05,200 they are. So we finally won. I'm like, damn, a homegirl is 21 from Chattanooga, Tennessee. 123 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:12,680 I'm like, get it, girl. Yeah, get it. Get it. I don't know. I don't know if I'm just old 124 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:16,840 and grumpy and I'm just like, I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm like, fuck it. Like fucking 125 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:21,720 now breakdown scenes in the Olympics. I mean, why wasn't it in the Olympics when in the 126 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:27,000 90s? I could have joined. Well, I didn't know they took softball out. That's what, um, 127 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:31,760 gorilla told me. I'm like, and then remember when I didn't realize that, um, I guess a 128 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:36,480 horse equestrian because I watched it like the first week it was on, I guess it was on 129 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:40,280 when or I guess the replays were on when I was getting ready for work. And I'm like, 130 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:45,120 oh, I guess horseback riding would be didn't I never thought of that. But I'm like, yeah, 131 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:52,200 that's an outside sport. That's fucking summer. Is it? Yeah, it's one of the Olympic equestrian 132 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:57,640 or whatever the fuck it was called. Yeah. Yeah, I know, but like who gives a fuck? I 133 00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:02,480 don't care either. I'm just like, I just want to fuck your own horses. And I'm like, can 134 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:09,000 you get out of my way so I can go to work? Like come in a car. You know, you guys host 135 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:15,280 us on week one, right? I already looked at the schedule. Raiders are coming to, um, 136 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:20,160 we're weak and I was just like, that's normally week three or week four. So they totally change 137 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:26,040 the schedule up. So we are in LA at SoFi Stadium on week one, September eight, I want to say 138 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:32,360 one. Girl, I don't even want to think about it because I was watching the summer games 139 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:40,280 last night, my pops and my dad's like, yeah, it's going to be, it doesn't mean anything. 140 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:47,560 He's all but chargers play the fucking Seahawks. I'm like, oh my God, let me watch this shit. 141 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:51,680 I know I don't mean anything. It's the summer game. Yeah, it's the summer games. And we're 142 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:57,840 going to figure out who we weed out and shit. I'm like, weed out everybody. Everybody. We 143 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:04,160 were in, we were in, we were in Minnesota yesterday. I want to say we won because when 144 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:10,560 I was looking at, I want to say we were up 20 to seven when the, I thought I didn't watch 145 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:15,240 it. I didn't watch it. I didn't watch it. So girl, I get all these alerts on my phone. 146 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:21,840 I'm just like, no, and I'm watching it. I'm like, I, we fucking lost to the Seahawks on 147 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:22,840 the summer. 148 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:29,400 So he has a third string went on the field. It's only the first string. Higher Pomona 149 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:34,520 bullets. I'm going to get in there for special teams. Like I just want to be there for special 150 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:39,560 teams. Just be like, no, not today, not tomorrow, not never. This is what we're going to do. 151 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:48,520 I don't know. I don't think six. Yeah, girl. I mean, I talk so much shit, but yeah, I can't 152 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:54,280 even run around the block. So I don't know. You guys are doing great. You guys are doing 153 00:14:54,280 --> 00:15:02,440 great. There you go. There you go. So I was going to ask you one thing and I think that 154 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:12,880 the world should probably just hear this. How many hours of sleep? This is I'm straight 155 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:21,040 going to left field. How many hours of sleep do you need a night? Or do you even aim for 156 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:29,120 that many hours of sleep to have a restful night so you can be motivated and charged 157 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:34,800 up for the next day? I need six and then like a 20 minute nap on my lunch and I'm good. 158 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:44,520 So six. Yep. Okay. And do you have a regimen where you sleep like, oh my gosh, it's already 159 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:50,720 11. I need to just shut it down and 11pm. Excuse me. You're hilarious. I'm already in 160 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:57,720 like the second REM mode. I'm in the second the second round of REM at 11pm. I'm in bed 161 00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:04,760 at 815. So you do get REM sleep. Oh hell yeah, girl. I sleep fucking hard. Okay. But 162 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:11,760 is that is that something crucial to you being productive for the next day? Of course. Well, 163 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:18,560 then I'm fucked. You know what? You don't you don't have a bedtime? Girl, no. I think 164 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:26,680 you need to start a bedtime. Well, I try to and I've been gearing more towards some help 165 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:33,280 as far as herbal and it's only to sleep. But then I wake up late for work because it's 166 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:40,960 like I slept I sleep through. So I'm trying to find this happy medium. I don't know. But 167 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:49,960 I just up. I can't sleep. I don't sleep and I have been honestly going off of four hours 168 00:16:49,960 --> 00:17:00,200 of sleep for the past year. Yeah, I know. Okay. I know. I know. Well, I know you don't 169 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:05,080 want to hear this but if you start lifting weights, you'd be really fucking tired. Oh, 170 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:15,840 yeah. I'm so tired. But like I'm so aggressive as far as I want like I want my me time. 171 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:21,240 Right. Because I feel like I'm just giving giving giving giving to everything. Everybody, 172 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:28,440 my kids, my job, right, just doing everything. And so like I'm relaxing but I want that me 173 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:35,480 time. So I'll stay up and I'll watch garbage TV or I'll watch whatever and it's just like 174 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:45,080 I want to have maybe a little, you know, nightcap. But it does affect the fact that I am not 175 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:51,120 getting that sleep. I should probably just sleep. Yeah, well, you know what my me time 176 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:55,040 is when I'm at the fucking gym and I'm in the I'm at the gym at least three hours a 177 00:17:55,040 --> 00:18:00,360 day and I go three times a week and then on Sundays is my my long day. So I'm at the gym 178 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:05,240 for four hours and that's my me time with no fucking dog and not my mom or my daughter 179 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:09,800 or anybody. It's just me by myself with my headphones on and I fucking zone out and have 180 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:16,040 a good fucking time. I think that's great that you have that routine and I'm just like 181 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:21,960 my routine is saying I'm like work, work, work, work, work, work. And then I'm just like 182 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:32,160 fuck off to everybody. I'm like a fucking see you next Tuesday all day long. And then 183 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:38,720 I just I don't know and I'm like this is why I'm like single because like, yeah, because 184 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:46,720 I don't know. And then I fucking work off of five, four hours of sleep and it's not 185 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:53,440 even REM sleep because I'm constantly your brain doesn't shut off. No, girl, I'm like 186 00:18:53,440 --> 00:19:00,840 why are the leaves green and and the spring and why are they brown and like my fucking 187 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:06,080 brain just keeps going and going and going and going and going and I can't I don't know 188 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:10,600 and there was like there's a pill for that. Yeah, it's called lifting weights get off 189 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:15,400 your ass and lift something heavy. Pomona bullets and I swear to God you will sleep 190 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:22,360 good like don't do the five pound dumbbells like 15 or 20. We got to get you like moving 191 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:30,720 moving. I know I think I'm begging for help. I'm begging for help. Like I don't even know 192 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:37,240 what's going on. I'm just like on autopilot. I feel like I wake up or I don't even fucking 193 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:42,560 wake up because I never even fucking slept in a REM. Oh my God, are you in a fight club 194 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:50,880 status? I'm just like you're on the verge of Tyler Durden. I love it. Girl, I was like 195 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:56,920 I think I have to have a side call with Medusa and just say can you help me? Like I don't 196 00:19:56,920 --> 00:20:03,040 know. Does Lowe's offer like a discount if you like what's it called like I know most 197 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:07,280 jobs they offer like a discount or they I guess they reimburse you if you have a gym 198 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:11,560 membership if you show them that you or I guess if you show them like if you've checked 199 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:15,920 into your gym and worked out like five or what they give you some kind of number and 200 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:23,500 they're like, Oh, we'll reimburse you or stipend your fucking. Yeah, like 10% off of select 201 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:30,320 gyms or whatever. But I live in the sticks. So it's not like there's not like a planet 202 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:36,000 fitness or I guess the other one or a crunch or whatever like a 24 hours or orange theory. 203 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,520 I mean, I would have to drive like an hour to get an orange theory. There's a theory 204 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:44,440 is whack. I don't I shouldn't say they're whack, but they're not a gym. I don't I think 205 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:49,520 they only do Pilates or do they have like actual stuff? Because I was at Orange theory 206 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:57,480 when I was working in Corvallis and it was they were just like on it and these were like 207 00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:04,800 having me row. I was doing that row machine and their heart rate is on the fucking screen. 208 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:11,280 So everybody knows how fucked up you are. And yeah, it was just like, wow, I don't know. 209 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:16,440 Okay, well, I can't believe there's not one in your town. I mean, just one. You know my 210 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:27,960 town. Yeah, but still not one. We have something called ABC Fitness, but don't fret. I have 211 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:39,080 my sister that's moved out of state. She gave me her fob to the apartment complex. Well, 212 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:46,240 go there then. Girl, I have been. I'm going to illegal outlaw. Well, keep doing that and 213 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:53,600 just be like, Oh yeah, my neighbor or I'm staying with a girl in 202 or something. No, 214 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:59,040 they're about to boot me out. They're just like, Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Like why are you here? 215 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:06,000 And it's like, Okay, I'm honestly, I made the choice to just the conscious choice to 216 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:14,040 just say, Okay, I'll just get a fucking, I don't know, membership at the YMCA or whatever. 217 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:19,760 I don't I don't even know. And it's not that it's just the fact that I want some whites. 218 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:27,560 I want I want to do something like you said, I want to do more than just my yoga, my Pilates, 219 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:33,760 my like, you know, I don't know. I just, I think I need to like get some muscle memory 220 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:39,920 back in my, there you go. Like, I don't know, but I just haven't been sleeping. I haven't 221 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:45,240 been sleeping. It's been an issue. And I don't know what to do. Are you drinking coffee like 222 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:52,720 nonstop too? Or no, I actually can't do that. Okay, much as I want to. Right. Okay, well, 223 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:57,120 good. At least that's not being factored in like you're always hyped up on caffeine or 224 00:22:57,120 --> 00:23:03,800 whatever. Yeah, I can't as much as I want to. I'm just like, I want to just like boost 225 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:12,360 up but I can't because I have other issues. So I can't do that. Right. I have GERD for 226 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:22,360 the people out there. I have GERD and it sucks. But I'm just like really stressing on my sleep. 227 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:26,280 Like I can't, I don't know. I can't do it. And I was like, I got to talk to Medusa about 228 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:33,680 this. Yeah, I would just suggest exercising more. And then by exercising, I know you're 229 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:38,920 doing yoga and Pilates, but start with the weights. You got to do heavier weights. Okay. 230 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:48,080 Yeah, because I'm like, and I take away my fucking Peloton after how you have. So you 231 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:58,120 got a Peloton? I had one, but I gave it away after UFC and I was like, yeah, I was on that 232 00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:03,320 boat. I was like, you know what, whatever. Yeah, I don't give a fuck. Got it. My storage. 233 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:08,040 I gave it away and everyone like I have a lot of friends who are like, are we racing today? 234 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:14,440 I was like, fuck no, no, we're not racing. Do you do you understand? I'm just like such 235 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:23,400 a fucking yeah, I'm a horrible person, I guess. I don't know. I'm just like such I'm so needy, 236 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:31,600 I guess. I don't know. Well, I don't know what to say. I know. I'm like America. Yeah, I'm 237 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:37,040 going to lift some fucking weights. I'm going to put some people on the throat. I'm just 238 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:41,240 going to go out there. I'm just going to be like Jackie Chan, like this fucking boom. 239 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:46,800 Speaking of 80, I want to say he's 80. He might be older than 80. Girl, I've been looking 240 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:50,560 up people. I'm just like, how are they so old? 241 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:58,000 Oh, I want to got my teeth cleaned yesterday at the dental always go on Saturdays. And 242 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,360 he had a new fucking dental assistant. He's like, guess how old she is. And I'm like, 243 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:05,560 this motherfucker, every fucking time there's somebody new in his office. Guess how old 244 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:11,840 Emma is? Or I guess Medusa is. And they're like, um, why? And he's like, just fucking 245 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:20,200 guess. Like 32. And I'm like, God bless you. He's like, yeah, fucking 50. God bless your 246 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:28,680 soul girl. God bless you. God bless. I have so many people come up to me. They're like, 247 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:34,760 you're so funny. Come on, bullets. And they're like, there's no way. There's no way you have 248 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:44,200 a kid in college. Because I'm 36. I'm gonna fucking hang on to 36. 249 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:47,280 There you go. For a minute. For a minute. Yeah. 250 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:51,080 You just need to accept her age. I don't know why you why people are like that. Like, I'm 251 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:55,000 the total opposite of you. Like, I fucking say I'm fucking 50 and I'm fucking proud of 252 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,000 that shit. 253 00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:00,480 Girl, because you're fucking hot as fuck. And you know what, Christ, you know, it's so 254 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:13,560 are you. You need to fucking own it. Okay. We'll do video. Yeah, I don't know. I just 255 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:20,280 feel like, I don't know. Be proud of your age, girl. I am proud. Well, I'm not proud of my 256 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:25,080 age. I'm not and I'm not proud of anything. I just need to get like, do you get your nails 257 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:26,080 done? 258 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:29,920 Hell, remember we had this conversation. I'm like, no more manicures. I only get pedicures 259 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:34,640 now fuck getting my hands done because they just eat up my fucking cuticle or my cuticles 260 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:38,880 are just retarded when they fuck with them. 261 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:44,560 So our hairls I get all those hangnails because of how they do fucking manicures now. 262 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:53,200 And I'm like, I can't type as fast if I have those fucking stupid ass nails or good when 263 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,200 you have them. 264 00:26:54,200 --> 00:27:02,200 I see these bitches. They're so young and they have these cute ass nails and right. 265 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:12,840 My cuticles are all fucking on fire. I fucking start bleeding. I need a bandaid. I don't know. 266 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:17,040 I feel so old. I'm just like, damn, am I giving up? 267 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,480 No, don't get up. 268 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:24,520 I'm not going to get a line. Well, maybe just a manicure. Maybe just go and just say, Hey, 269 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:33,460 can you just clean up all this shit and put some nice lotion on them or something? I don't 270 00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:34,460 know. 271 00:27:34,460 --> 00:27:39,020 Don't put those fake ass back in nails on me. Like, I'm not doing that shit. That was like 272 00:27:39,020 --> 00:27:44,680 when I was like 15 and stuff. I used to have girls, you know, I was still doing that until 273 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:48,880 like maybe two years ago and then I was just like, you know what, I just told myself every 274 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:52,880 fucking morning I'd wake up and I'm like, I love you hands. You guys are beautiful without 275 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:57,600 nails on even though I'd be like, even though you look like guy hands without fucking nails 276 00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:03,120 on. But now I fucking love my hands and they look great and I actually don't have to waste 277 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:07,360 four hours at the nail shop every three weeks. That's what was killing me. I didn't care about 278 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:12,000 spending the money. It was that four fucking hours that I will never get back. 279 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,000 Right. 280 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:18,480 Fucking fuck the nail shop when it comes to that. Now it's $5 for a pedicure. That's all 281 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:23,960 I do. And then plus tip, obviously, Madusa, I'm telling you, we, you need to do like, 282 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:27,720 um, just tell them I just want shellac. Have you done that? 283 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:28,720 No. Okay. 284 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,880 What is that? That's like clear nail polish? 285 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:39,080 No, it's like, it's not that stupid ass fake ass shit that they glue and they, all that 286 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:45,280 crap and they cut it down. Like, is that your size? Is this your size? No, it's just they 287 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:52,880 utilize your nail and then they just put this like little clear hard coat and it's called 288 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:53,880 shellac. 289 00:28:53,880 --> 00:29:00,000 Yeah, that's not me. But you know, I know, but you know what? I never, you know what? 290 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:05,920 This is a fucking fucked up thing. I, I don't like like, I'm just gonna, um, I'm wearing 291 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:13,800 green today or blue today and match my nails. I don't do all that shit. I just say, I do 292 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:21,240 the French tip like always. Oh, it's so classy. I mean, well, you know what? Is that classy 293 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:25,360 or is it old? Because I know what I'm all this when you get the square tip. Like my 294 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:29,680 daughter would always make fun of me that I would still get the square nail and she's 295 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:33,400 like, people don't do that anymore. I'm like, bitches that are old do and the bitches that 296 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:39,080 are in old school East coast hip hop. We do. I don't do that. The ballerina or coffin. 297 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,080 That was just ridiculous. 298 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:48,120 Yeah, I don't do that pointy ass shit like a little cat. Like, yeah, no, I mean, it looks 299 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:52,800 good on the other. I guess the younger generations, but for me, I'm just square. 300 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:59,560 Yeah, me too. I just like, just, I just ask the people, I'm like, can you just, um, well, 301 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:06,120 I haven't in a while, but I just say, can I get some shellac and they just use utilize 302 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:15,160 my nails and I take vitamins and stuff where it's like hair, skin, you know, yeah. Yeah. 303 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:20,480 And so my nails grow and they'll cut them and it's just, it's cute. It looks nice and 304 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:28,400 they clear up the fucking cuticles. Yeah. Yeah. That's my problem. But can you give me some 305 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:36,640 shellac and then I end up peeling that shit off too. Like a fucking idiot. Like this is 306 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:41,880 ugly. I just get it off me. Get it off me. I don't like it. I don't like, we don't like 307 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:52,000 the little eyelashes. Right. I mean, we like it. We are like, good, but not me. Like, oh, 308 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:58,640 you have a cat. Good. I like cats as long as it doesn't belong to me. Right. I don't 309 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:06,640 want those eyelashes. I don't want any of that. It's just insane. But we're not, I'm 310 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:15,600 not complaining America. I'm not complaining. I'm just saying I just can't, I don't know, 311 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:24,400 can't keep up with that shit. Yeah, that's a time waster. That's why. And so how hot 312 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:29,040 is it there? I'm sorry. I want to say it's probably 95. I don't know. I'm not going to 313 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:35,920 look at my phone right now. It just pissed me off. You know what? I just want to be, 314 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:42,320 um, yeah, I don't know. Everyone was like, why? Pomona bullets. Why do you keep your 315 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:50,480 fucking AC on 69? Well, that's because they're jealous that they don't have an AC because 316 00:31:50,480 --> 00:32:00,000 yeah, they would understand why. Yeah. Of course. Like when because I can. Right. Because 317 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:05,320 69 is a nice number. There you go. All right, girl, I think we should wrap this up because 318 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:12,000 I need to turn my fan on. I know. Now that we're talking about the hit. Right. So do 319 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:19,360 you have any parting words for our listeners? I just want everybody wherever you are. Stay 320 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:27,480 cool. Stay 69. There you go. That's it. Yeah, that's it. Because I, you know, I feel like 321 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:35,720 I just want you guys to just like bring in the love, bring in the love. There you go. 322 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:41,240 So I guess that was a good segue 69, by the way. So, um, everybody have a good week next 323 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:49,560 Sunday. My book animals on a carousel nonfiction erotica poetry based on dietary dietary diary 324 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:55,560 entries about me and my girl of fucking drops next Sunday on paperback exclusive. That is 325 00:32:55,560 --> 00:33:04,080 all I have to say and it'll be available on Amazon. Purchase it. There we go. Epic. Yes. 326 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:11,600 All right. And on that note, I say good day. Good night. I guess. Good evening. I don't 327 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:18,920 know. Have a good week. No, it's always good morning. Good morning. Good morning, guys. 328 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:24,120 Peace out. We'll see you guys in two weeks. We're doing podcasting every other week now. 329 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:30,440 Just so I guess we should have mentioned that. So, but you know what? Thank you guys. Peace 330 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:36,640 out. Peace. We are doing it every other week. Late.