1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,600 All right, are you happy or sad? 2 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:03,440 Which way? 3 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:08,440 Oh, I guess, oh, you're happy and you are Pomona Bullet. 4 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:09,640 I guess I'm happy. 5 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:11,400 Oh, I'm always happy, bitch. 6 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:12,640 I am Baruch Medusa. 7 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:16,640 This is Top Shelf Hi-Jinks and we click clinking, bitches. 8 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:21,640 Good day, Pomona Bullet. 9 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:24,760 Good day, Bestie. 10 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:26,680 Happy Fun Day Sunday. 11 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:29,640 Happy fucking Olympics Sunday. 12 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:34,640 Yes, are you watching the Olympics by chance? 13 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:35,480 Actually, I am. 14 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:38,240 I didn't realize, I guess it's on the Peacock channel. 15 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:43,240 My daughter has the app, so I'm watching the USA Germany game. 16 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:45,640 Soccer, women's soccer, I should say, sorry. 17 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:47,480 Shoot, I don't know if it's live 18 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:50,960 because I thought I had to get an app to watch it. 19 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,880 And then Dish was like, no, you could get the app, 20 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:55,200 but here it is. 21 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:59,160 So I was watching some basketball and I was like, oh, France. 22 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,920 France and somebody else. 23 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:02,840 These guys are short. 24 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:03,680 They're short. 25 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:04,520 Oh, really? 26 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:07,640 Yeah, and I was like, I don't know because I think, 27 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:12,080 is our basketball team, does it consist of our players? 28 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:14,280 Like, yeah. 29 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:16,040 I guess from the NBA, if they're, I guess, 30 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:18,520 born and raised in, I guess, America. 31 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:21,680 Because I know there's some basketball players that are NBA 32 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,840 and they're playing for, I guess, whatever, 33 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:25,720 I guess, country they're from. 34 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:28,840 Oh, yeah. 35 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:31,200 And I want to say, I talked to one of my friends 36 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:36,400 and he said that I want to say American basketball for men. 37 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,880 I don't even know if the women are playing, 38 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:40,240 but the men, I think, is Wednesday is what he said. 39 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,240 So I'm like, oh, OK. 40 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:43,880 Yeah, I'm probably watching some reruns. 41 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,040 I don't know, but you're right. 42 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:48,280 I'm assuming, oh, it does say live on my screen. 43 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,240 I'm like, I don't even know if this is live, but it says live. 44 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,840 So OK, I guess that's. 45 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:54,360 Mine says recorded previously. 46 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,480 OK, well, there you have it. 47 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,440 I guess I don't even know when it started. 48 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:03,160 I have been a fan when I was a kid. 49 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:05,800 I kind of just jumped off the bandwagon 50 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:08,240 for many, many years, actually. 51 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:09,600 Same. 52 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:13,440 And I just wait for Yahoo to email me and say, 53 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:14,480 this is the latest. 54 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:17,360 I'm like, OK, Yahoo, I believe everything you say. 55 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:18,360 Right. 56 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:21,280 Yeah, I thought the Olympics started maybe two weeks ago 57 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:24,080 because I kept getting or I keep seeing these things on Instagram 58 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:25,560 and Twitter and just on my newsfeed. 59 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:28,400 And I'm like, and then I see Snoop on, I think it was Friday 60 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:29,000 with the torch. 61 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,920 And I'm like, oh, I guess it wasn't the Olympics two weeks ago. 62 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,520 I was like, did you run out with the torch? 63 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:38,680 I heard it was him and Selma Hayek. 64 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:39,840 Of course you have one. 65 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,680 And I want to say Martha Stewart. 66 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:42,920 I don't know, Martha Stewart. 67 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:45,120 I saw Martha Stewart say Stewart. 68 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:45,640 Excuse me. 69 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:46,880 I can't say her fricking name. 70 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:47,680 Martha Stewart. 71 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:49,920 I don't know if she had the torch or she was just there 72 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:52,600 is from what she was being interviewed by somebody. 73 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:53,480 So I don't know. 74 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:54,280 That's insane. 75 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,320 I thought Martha. 76 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:58,840 I don't know what the hell I was watching. 77 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:00,480 But I saw Snoop. 78 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:04,320 I guess he was like a commentator or he was. 79 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:07,320 Is he like the appointed commentator for the Olympics? 80 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:08,000 I don't know. 81 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:08,760 I haven't. 82 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:11,360 The only stuff I've seen on him on social media 83 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:13,000 was with him with the torch. 84 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,480 I guess I guess the lit torch. 85 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:19,040 So man, you know, clearly it wasn't a blunt. 86 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:20,600 Yeah, he made it. 87 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:25,280 He's all lighting his blunt with the torch running out there. 88 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:26,480 That would be great. 89 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:28,000 That would be epic. 90 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,520 I'd watch that. 91 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:31,520 Same. 92 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:32,120 Same. 93 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,360 I want to watch. 94 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:34,040 Yeah. 95 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:35,080 Let's go, Snoop. 96 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:36,520 Let's go. 97 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,040 That's insane. 98 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:39,480 I don't understand. 99 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:43,840 Because everybody has been telling me. 100 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:45,520 They're just like, I can't believe there's 101 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:48,920 going to be the break dancing. 102 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:51,560 In Olympics. 103 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:54,040 I think that's the best part, at least for me and you. 104 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:55,160 I think so. 105 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:56,080 I think so. 106 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,400 I think that these little break dancers, 107 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:04,040 I can't wait to see what the other countries are bringing. 108 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:07,200 I'm saying it's going to be legit. 109 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:08,640 It's going to be legit. 110 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:11,760 Like I think we talked about this offline or whatever. 111 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:13,280 But I want to say Japan. 112 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:17,160 I call Japan or I guess like South Korea or like the K-pop. 113 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,360 Yeah, South Korea. 114 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,480 They would probably excel in break dancing, 115 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:24,720 but I could be wrong. 116 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:29,000 Hey, with those little like high kicks and backflips and shit. 117 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,400 I don't know. 118 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:31,560 They can do that. 119 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:34,720 One little crazy little handstand. 120 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:37,440 And do the little helicopter with their legs like shit. 121 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,200 You've seen the movie, White Chicks? 122 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:39,840 Of course you have. 123 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:40,960 Everybody has. 124 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:42,280 You know when they do the dance off, 125 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:44,240 they need to do the break dancing like that. 126 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:45,240 That would be great. 127 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:48,200 You know what would be great if they reached out to us 128 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:51,320 and said Pomona bullets, Medusa, you guys 129 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:52,280 need to be the commentators. 130 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:53,000 Yes, please. 131 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,120 Let's please. 132 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,240 Can we please? 133 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:56,400 That would be great. 134 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,360 Everybody would have a great time. 135 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:01,560 You would want to watch with us because we're great commentators. 136 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:02,480 That's right. 137 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:03,480 And we could do the worm. 138 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:04,520 We could reenact the worm. 139 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:05,840 That's the only thing I could do. 140 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:08,680 Yeah, and I could do the cabbage patch and the running man. 141 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:09,280 The same. 142 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,520 We just need to be in sync to do that. 143 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:12,760 And for the synchronized swimming, 144 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,400 we could do the synchronized worm. 145 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:15,760 Oh, shit, I love you. 146 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:17,360 That is so funny. 147 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,480 Yeah. 148 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:21,280 Girl, I saw you with your breakfast this morning. 149 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:21,920 Like, wow. 150 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:23,520 Oh, that's right. 151 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,040 Wow. 152 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:27,960 All these is to lay out in the sun. 153 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,120 I'm like, wow. 154 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,640 I just have you been in your hot tub? 155 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:35,120 Speaking of the hot tub. 156 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:37,480 I kind of love the fucking leak again. 157 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:39,120 And I know. 158 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:39,480 Yeah. 159 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:43,880 And it's just sometimes I just think to myself, 160 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:46,680 it's time for a new hot tub. 161 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:50,480 And so you had to you said again, so where was the leak? 162 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:53,240 Or did they find where the leak was before? 163 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,800 Yeah, the pool guy came, of course, 164 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,280 because I call in reinforcement. 165 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:58,280 I'm like, I don't know. 166 00:05:58,280 --> 00:05:59,600 I can't YouTube this shit. 167 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:00,040 I don't. 168 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:00,840 Right. 169 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:01,440 I don't know. 170 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:02,280 I'm a single mom. 171 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:02,960 Come on. 172 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:04,840 Like, I can do a lot. 173 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:08,440 But this is something that I choose to pay somebody else to do. 174 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:09,960 And to like my yard. 175 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:13,560 And so the guy comes over and he's like, you know what? 176 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:15,160 Your hot tub. 177 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:17,920 He's like, it's about 15 years old. 178 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,880 I'm like, oh, it's working good. 179 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:21,840 It's clean. 180 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:22,600 It's good. 181 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,120 And I was like, yeah, well, you know, OK. 182 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:28,040 And he told me it was like one of these rings. 183 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:34,360 Like it's like a big ring that connects a PVC pipe or some shit. 184 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,280 I don't know. 185 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:41,280 But he said that the water and the chemicals and it'll crack 186 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:42,320 and whatever. 187 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:43,280 He fixed it. 188 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:44,920 And he said it'll be a year. 189 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:46,080 It'll be about a year. 190 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,560 And you're going to have to call me back or get a new hot tub. 191 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:52,240 And I said, OK, as long as the band is on there. 192 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:53,440 I don't know for now. 193 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:54,760 Yeah. 194 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:58,000 So now I'm just kind of thinking like, what the fuck? 195 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:00,600 It's what are you running for now? 196 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:02,520 Have you looked? 197 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:03,040 Yeah. 198 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:05,280 And I think I can get a good one for about eight grand. 199 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:07,000 Oh, shit. 200 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,440 They're that much. 201 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:12,560 Well, you're paying for them to remove the old shit. 202 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:13,440 Oh, OK. 203 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:14,800 That's for everything. 204 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:15,600 Yeah. That's like. 205 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:16,080 Oh, OK. 206 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,960 What I thought it was just for the fucking hot tub. 207 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,440 And I'm like, what the fuck? 208 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:25,320 I mean, I would love one of those nice, nice, nice hot tubs. 209 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:29,720 But I don't use it that much because organ doesn't allow me to the weather. 210 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:36,280 So I'm cool with just like the hot tub that I have. 211 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:37,160 It's OK. 212 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:39,560 Well, just do the little band aid. 213 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,520 Yeah, it's I liked it. 214 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:41,880 Yeah. 215 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:45,880 I'll just get another little one, like just something that doesn't make my 216 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:52,440 electricity bill go sky high crazy because I've been hearing from family 217 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:59,600 and friends and Kelly that you your electricity bills are freaking insane. 218 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:00,840 Of course they are. 219 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:04,360 It's fucking so Cal Edison, the biggest scammers in the world that 220 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:06,760 and do they update their infrastructure? 221 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,520 Of course not. 222 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,520 Girl, I had a friend tell me. 223 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:15,160 She's like, um, I don't have any kids. 224 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:16,680 I don't know what I'm doing wrong. 225 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:21,000 My bill was five hundred dollars this month, but I was like five hundred. 226 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,480 Do you have a big house or not? 227 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:25,320 Not so much. 228 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:26,960 I mean, a three bedroom, two baths. 229 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:28,200 Oh, it's not too bad. 230 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:28,960 She's in Rancho. 231 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:31,880 Oh, well, did she have the air on like continuously? 232 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:32,760 Probably. 233 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:34,080 I don't fucking know. 234 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,600 But then I have like my family. 235 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:39,960 They're like, well, our bill is only three hundred and fifty. 236 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:45,000 And I know my family is very conservative fan. 237 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:45,520 Right. 238 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:47,160 You know, whatever. 239 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:53,480 Me, I'm like, I keep my fucking thermostat at 67. 240 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:57,560 Um, and that's why I love you. 241 00:08:57,560 --> 00:09:00,240 That would be way too high in Cali if I kept it that low. 242 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:05,160 Yeah, I just I'm like, damn, you got this. 243 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:09,320 I saw some crazy shit, but we I also have to endure. 244 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:15,640 Endure motherfuckers that also have their AC at probably 67, 68, 69 degrees. 245 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:17,640 And then we get power outages. 246 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,560 So I pull, we just break all the. 247 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:22,080 Yeah, because the infrastructure is old. 248 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:25,120 Yeah, I'm just like, wow, wow. 249 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,080 But I don't really mind the heat. 250 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:30,200 I just don't want to sleep like that. 251 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,160 Exactly. 252 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,680 And sleeping is when I need to fucking have the air on. 253 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:34,440 Yeah. 254 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:35,520 It's just like, please. 255 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:38,960 And then when I have the fans on and stuff, I was like, 256 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:42,840 this morning when I woke up, I'm like, oh, my gosh, I'm going to sound 257 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:48,160 like I have my nose plied and I'm going to dive into a pool or something. 258 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:53,480 Because it's just so horrible, horrible. 259 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,840 But yeah, you guys are you guys are bad. 260 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:57,640 What's your gas over there now? 261 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:02,120 Um, I only go to Sam's now and Sam's, I want to say was 399. 262 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:06,880 But like everywhere else is like five fucking dollars and in higher. 263 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:08,880 And I'm like, oh, I'm glad I go to Sam's. 264 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,680 Fuck, you guys don't have Sam's club. 265 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,240 Yeah. Oh, shit. 266 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:15,920 Do you guys have Sam's club up there? 267 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:22,280 No, no, I have to drive like 25 minutes just to get to a Costco. 268 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:26,280 Oh, and I don't and I refuse to do it. 269 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:29,480 I totally would understand that. 270 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:30,560 And it's just you and your son. 271 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:33,560 So yeah, too bad Amazon can't deliver gas. 272 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:35,400 I know, right? 273 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,720 Well, triple A can. 274 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:38,960 All right, Ellen, though. 275 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:43,320 Only I was just going to say only a gallon, not your for your entire fucking tank. 276 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:47,000 Unfortunately, they're just going to get you to the next gas station. 277 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,280 I have experience. 278 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:52,600 Got first hand knowledge. 279 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:55,600 Yeah, first hand knowledge, guys. 280 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,440 Yeah, first hand knowledge. 281 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:59,760 Shit. So what about what the what? 282 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:00,960 How about the fairs over there? 283 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,680 Because you said you were telling me earlier that 284 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,640 there's a bunch of county fairs. 285 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:10,240 Yes. OK, so in Southern Kelly, you know how we have, 286 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:14,240 well, at least for me and I believe for you, 287 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:17,440 it's just like L.A. County and Orange County. 288 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,720 I don't think we've gone to another. 289 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:20,920 Maybe there's San Diego. 290 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:22,960 And yeah, there's like Del Mar. 291 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:24,920 I want to say is where it's not. 292 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,840 But I've never been. 293 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:27,880 I don't know if you have. 294 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:31,040 But no, for the most part, it's like if I'm going to the fair, 295 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:33,720 if I want to get shot, I'm going to L.A. County. 296 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,760 And if I want to have a good time, 297 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,640 I'm probably going to go to Orange County Fair. 298 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:41,640 And yeah, but it's like, oh, cute. 299 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:46,120 There's she. Oh, and everything is like you can wear your kicks. 300 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:50,960 You can look on sleek and you can just walk around your garden. 301 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:52,880 Yeah, beer garden. 302 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,880 You go on the Tilted World or what? 303 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:59,200 Of yes. Now, over here in Oregon, 304 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:01,400 there's just so many fairs. 305 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:06,400 So it's like Yam County, Lane County, Benton County, 306 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:07,560 all these fucking counties. 307 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,680 I'm like, I don't even know. 308 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:11,800 I went to County Fair and I'm like, oh, 309 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:16,720 it's just a bunch of fucking horses and like you're you're. 310 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,520 It's legit a fair. 311 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:21,360 They're trying to auction off cattle. 312 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:27,080 It's like, I think it's what a fair is supposed to be for. 313 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:31,920 It's like you auction off pigs and you. 314 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:35,960 And and and everybody is just like, look at my chicken and. 315 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,640 Look at my cock. Yeah, look at my cock. 316 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,440 Look at my cocked dances. 317 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,160 I don't know. 318 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:48,680 I'm serious. And and don't you have to like legit like, 319 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:52,680 you if you're bougie and city slacker or flicker. 320 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:57,960 Yeah, I I'm just like, oh, my son's just like, 321 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:02,120 ah, I'm like, we're just kind of like, oh, what kind of food? 322 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:04,360 They're fair food is it's good. 323 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,400 It's the same carnival food. 324 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:08,760 But it's just insane. 325 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:14,360 It's insanely real, because I guess I've been living in the Kelly box 326 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:20,720 for a life or like, OK, so we go to the fair or we. 327 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:24,240 We let this was like years ago when we went to a fair. 328 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:30,280 So this year I have some co-workers and they're inviting me to go tonight 329 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:37,000 to the fair, which is probably about a 30, 35 minute drive from me. 330 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,200 And it's a 90s concert night. 331 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:43,920 So you know how LA Fair has concerts? 332 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:47,160 We have the horse races. We have all. Yes. Yeah. 333 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,920 And it's like bougie. 334 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:53,640 I mean, you could have prime rib while you bet on a horse or whatever. 335 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:58,480 And the concerts are like, yeah, you get seats and you're in a stadium. 336 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,840 Now, I don't know. 337 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,960 But I got invited to go to this 90s concert. 338 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,880 You know who's going to be the lineup? 339 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,200 Who? The in the blowfish? 340 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,240 Huller me bad. 341 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,320 Girl, OK. Huller me bad. 342 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,840 I've always wanted to go to one of their concerts when I was younger. 343 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:18,800 I don't know how beer bellies or what they're doing, just like Cisco. 344 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:22,400 I was just going to say, they're going to look all tired and sweaty on stage. 345 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,960 Girl, who even knows? 346 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:28,000 I don't even know, but it's going to be coloring me bad. 347 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,840 It's going to be naughty by nature. 348 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,640 Well, yeah. 349 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,880 Well, and they're like, well, Tretch will be there. 350 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,840 Yeah. Tretch still looks good. 351 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:42,800 Yes. And girl, I don't know what happened to the other two, but I'm like, OK, 352 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,040 I'm down with OPP. Let's go. 353 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,840 Who else is going? 354 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,440 And it's going to be. 355 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,760 Who else? Oh, sir, it makes a lot. 356 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:52,760 Yeah. 357 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:54,760 Yeah. 358 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:58,160 I was like, who's the oddest combination of 90s? 359 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,160 But OK. 360 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:03,640 Well, I mean, I guess these are the only people that need the money to come to Oregon 361 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:06,760 and valid fucking point. 362 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:09,640 Come on, Able, it's valid fucking point. 363 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,000 I was like, maybe they're going to be there. 364 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,960 Maybe they're going to bet on some livestock after the fact. 365 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,520 That's probably why they're there. 366 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:19,480 We were like, we need a whole hog this year. 367 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:23,320 I don't know. 368 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:28,560 Well, I can't wait to hear, I guess, the replay next week when you fill me in. 369 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,680 Yeah, I don't know if I'm going to go. 370 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:34,520 Oh, OK. Well, if you do go, I know, I'm such a. 371 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,000 Like sticking the mud. 372 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:42,920 Um, sometimes it's like every I have people that tell me like, you need to get out. 373 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:43,560 You need to go. 374 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:46,920 And I don't know if they're just like worried that I'm going to fall into some 375 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,280 like depression, like my order. 376 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:52,000 Something is like, bro, I'm not. 377 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,880 I'm just I'm just fucking tired of being tired. 378 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,120 Can I not? 379 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,480 Can I not sleep until 10? 380 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,600 Like, right? 381 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,080 I can. 382 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,640 Can I not? 383 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:03,880 I'm just tired. 384 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:11,000 I do everything by myself and I and I do belittle myself because I look at my house. 385 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,720 I'm like, oh, my gosh, I need to do more. 386 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:18,760 And I just feel like I should be instead of vacuuming and doing like the surface 387 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:22,880 cleaning, I'm like, I should probably move this furniture. 388 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,320 Now you're good. 389 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,240 Your house is clean. 390 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,320 I've been there. 391 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,440 Oh, you don't have the dog anymore. 392 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:31,440 So yeah. 393 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:36,160 But why the fuck is dog hair still just all over? 394 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,800 Yes, it's a reminder. 395 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:43,480 I'm just like, holy shit, new carpet for Pomona bullets. 396 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:46,640 Right. Let's go. 397 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:49,600 You should go with hardwood floors or I guess the laminate flooring. 398 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,520 So you don't have to do all the carpet shit. 399 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,080 Yeah, I probably should. 400 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:54,960 I probably should. 401 00:16:54,960 --> 00:17:00,080 But then it's like, OK, we're going to be little swifter sweeper monsters here. 402 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,720 No, that's what your place is so big. 403 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:05,720 That's when you get a room and just fucking let the room do the majority of it. 404 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:09,360 And then I guess once a week, Swiffer, if you need to, does it really work? 405 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:10,400 Those little I don't know. 406 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,760 I'm assuming it does. 407 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,600 It's going to be all filled up by the time I come home. 408 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,560 It's going to be like, bump, bump, bump into the wall. 409 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,040 Right. 410 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,160 So much dog hair. 411 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,000 But I don't know. 412 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,200 It's not so much, but I hate hair. 413 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:32,160 I hate my own hair falling out or in my shower or whatnot. 414 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,120 I bought a new fucking showerhead, too. 415 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,160 OK, that didn't go well. 416 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:40,760 Well, OK, I'm like, I'm assuming there's a story behind that because you said that. 417 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:44,080 Girl. So I buy. 418 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:47,000 So I work at Lowes and I buy the showerhead. 419 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,760 And it was like, what showerhead should I get? 420 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,920 I want to get something that's not so 421 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:58,520 cheap where it's just going to the hard water just calcifies and does all that crap. 422 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:00,600 And it doesn't spray, right? 423 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,240 I don't know. There's all these showerheads that are like, well, 424 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:07,600 there's oxidation in this and it does this and it does that and it doesn't rest. 425 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,000 I mean, does this. 426 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:13,360 And I was like, OK, I'm going to spend about maybe no more than 100 bucks. 427 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,000 I want a good one. 428 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,480 OK, I buy one. 429 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,800 Then it says it has a little waterfall feature. 430 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,680 I was like, oh, that's so cute, a waterfall. 431 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,440 Well, that's cute. 432 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:26,840 And that's cute. 433 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,680 And I'm going to get this one. 434 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,120 So I get this showerhead. 435 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:32,440 It's like this seven in one. 436 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,880 All this and that looks good. 437 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:40,160 Everybody in the department said it is universal. 438 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,640 Every showerhead is universal. 439 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:46,120 And they told me to buy that little tape that goes around. 440 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:48,480 Yes. OK, I get it. 441 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,280 I bought that shit. 442 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,080 Like, all right. 443 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:56,720 Uh, yeah, I know it in and it works. 444 00:18:56,760 --> 00:19:02,680 But it keeps spraying out of where the showerhead comes out of the wall. 445 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:04,360 And I screwed it. 446 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,440 It's not screwed on right then. 447 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:07,480 Well, I don't know. 448 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,960 And then my my pops is like, you can't screw it on to type 449 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,960 because it's going to crack that plastic shit. 450 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,600 And then you're going to really have a problem like, oh, well, 451 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:19,000 what do I do? Put more of that stuff in tape. 452 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,480 YouTube is not helping. 453 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,080 Like, I don't know. 454 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,040 But, you know what? Screw it. 455 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,120 I screwed it on. 456 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:34,040 It works, but it still kind of leaks just right from 457 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,240 where you put the showerhead on the new showerhead. 458 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:40,400 Right. To the little guy that comes out of the wall. 459 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,400 So I put the tape. 460 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,920 But yeah, is your hot tub guy coming back? 461 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:48,080 The maintenance guy or he already fixed your hot tub. 462 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:52,000 Well, he fixed it about a year almost two years ago. 463 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:57,320 Now, if I think about it, I need to make a phone call. 464 00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:01,840 It well, if you if he comes by to check out your hot tub, 465 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,920 have him check out your fucking showerhead. 466 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:09,560 Gosh, like, hey, hey, hey, over here. 467 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,200 Yeah. 468 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,560 When you go like, while you're here, while you're here, 469 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,920 can you help me move this dresser? 470 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:19,520 That's an antique. Do you want a TV? 471 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,760 Yeah, no, it's not a smart TV. 472 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:22,760 It's just in my garage. 473 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,240 Do you want do you want anything? 474 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,160 Oh, my gosh. I know. 475 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,320 I'm so bad. I'm so bad. 476 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,680 I don't even know how I have friends. 477 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,160 I don't have friends. I have you. 478 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,080 Well, I love you, Pomona. 479 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:36,920 But I love you, Medusa. 480 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:44,320 So you were having a nice little leg day. 481 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:47,680 Yeah, this morning at the gym and then I came home and took my mom to church. 482 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,320 And then I'm like, oh, I guess I'll have breakfast and after breakfast, 483 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,480 then I'm like, oh, it's topless Sunday outside. 484 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,240 Let me get my fucking tan on really quick before I take a shower. 485 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:56,920 Nice. I saw what you were smoking. 486 00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:58,960 Yeah, a cigar. 487 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:00,440 And I had a beer. 488 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,040 That was my dessert. 489 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:02,880 You like this? 490 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,600 Yeah. Oh, my gosh. 491 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,720 I want to do that so bad. 492 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,600 You got to do that in your fucking hot tub. 493 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,400 I'm not going to be topless. 494 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:16,480 I'm pretty sure there's some freak soids that. 495 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,520 Oh, well, that's because you're if you actually had like, 496 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:24,440 it's so weird that like, I guess in Oregon, like you don't have like actual brick 497 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:27,560 walls for your fucking, I guess, to free. 498 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,400 You know what I'm talking about for your fences or whatever. 499 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,520 Right. 500 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:34,680 It's so weird just to like look and see your next door neighbor's backyard. 501 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,480 I'm like, OK. 502 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,640 That's why I want that patio to go over. 503 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:45,600 And I'm like, I want to enclose it and just like drop some like bamboo little 504 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,920 like, yeah, that would look cool. 505 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,640 Yeah. It's to make it more private. 506 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:50,800 That would be private. 507 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,760 But who cares if I'm naked in the hot tub? 508 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:56,080 Like I want to like, I want to do a topless like I want. 509 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,360 I don't want. 510 00:21:57,360 --> 00:22:02,280 I have fucking marks from my white wall, not wife feeders. 511 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,400 What do we call them now? 512 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,880 What was the proper term? 513 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:06,680 Oh, tank tops. 514 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,560 Like, I don't remember what my daughter told me. 515 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:09,600 I call them wife feeders. 516 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:10,800 Pretty little wife feeders. 517 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,280 Yep. OK. Yeah. 518 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:15,000 I have that domestic abuse beater. 519 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:19,200 I don't know. I just got out of the pinta fucking shirt. 520 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,200 There you go. 521 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,960 With my black bra. Shut up. 522 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,280 Yeah. Yeah. 523 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:27,480 I don't know. But I have that tan mark from all from your tank tops. 524 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,680 Yeah. Oh, yeah. OK. 525 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:30,840 I can have that too. 526 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:36,840 I hate that. I mean, it's not so bad, but I just missed the sun. 527 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:40,000 And I was like, you don't hate it when it's a hundred degrees here. 528 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,880 Fuck no, I don't hate it. 529 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,720 I don't hate it. It's like the sun saying hello. 530 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,280 Like, hello, I'm here. 531 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,160 Yeah. Hello, you need to fucking tan. 532 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,280 You have beautiful all of this. 533 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,840 Yeah, and you bitch get out there. 534 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,840 Right. Make it more bronze than all of the. 535 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,520 Yes. I just. Yeah. 536 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,560 And it's not a fake tan. No, I wasn't in the capital. 537 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,400 I was actually in the fucking sun. 538 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,240 I'm telling you, this is like insane. 539 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,560 It's insane. It's insane. 540 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,920 What's going on with your son for summer? 541 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,080 Is he doing more karate or he's just hanging out? 542 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,640 Yeah, he's hanging out. 543 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:20,760 We did. 544 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,280 We did a trip like to the Vegas thing, but that. 545 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,280 Yes. OK. 546 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,840 Yeah. Yeah. 547 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,040 Yeah. 548 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,240 It was good. 549 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,440 I'm actually going to be positive about it. 550 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:36,240 Like all the negatives, there's always going to be some hiccups, 551 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,360 but it was it was OK. 552 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:42,320 Well, other than that, he's just doing his karate, his sparring. 553 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,960 Yeah. And we've just been fatties. 554 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,560 We've been eating a lot. 555 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,000 And, you know, I don't eat like that much. 556 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,760 My my my food is my fuel. 557 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,240 I don't do that. 558 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:57,680 First lunch and dinner. 559 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,840 I only have a window because I do suffer from GERD and stuff. 560 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:05,360 But but, you know, sometimes when I'm depressed, 561 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:10,080 I'm depressed because I eat and I eat because I'm depressed. 562 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,480 I sometimes I'm just like making all kinds of stuff. 563 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,280 I'm like, Teriyaki bowls. 564 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:16,680 Let's do this. 565 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,560 OK, to eat that. 566 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:23,080 Yeah. I mean, honestly, if I take a gummy or something, 567 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:28,080 it's like carrot sticks or, you know, sometimes I do eat a fucking 568 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,480 hog and does ice cream and I regret it. 569 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:34,720 But because you're lactose and you're hilarious. 570 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:38,880 Well, you know, you could probably take those tablets or whatever they have 571 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,200 for the people who are lactose intolerant. 572 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,480 They take some kind of tablet or whatever before they eat. 573 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,640 Dairy, I want to say I could be wrong, though. 574 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,760 They could. Who knows? 575 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:52,320 I'll add it to my Monday fucking pill box. 576 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,120 Like, oh, shit. 577 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,320 I feel so old. 578 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,080 I'm just like, whoa, I'm on a bullet. 579 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:03,920 But but I've been like I looked at myself the other day 580 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:07,120 and I was doing some yoga and, yes, 581 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,360 my thighs are kind of on fire right now. 582 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:13,080 But well, good. 583 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:18,760 I but I looked at myself like, hmm, my butt doesn't look bad for being 32 years old. 584 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,320 There you go. Well, good for you. 585 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,040 I'm glad to hear that. Yeah. 586 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:24,360 But you're doing leg days. 587 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:28,920 I'm like, I need to start talking to you more about like, what the hell? 588 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,400 Put me on a regimen. 589 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:31,280 What do you? OK. 590 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,880 So what do you do when you do? 591 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,000 You are what do you do for your legs? 592 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,600 Then you're just doing yoga or just if you do a home? 593 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,240 I know you like to work out at home. 594 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,760 So if you just like do squats while you're watching TV and like 595 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:45,200 stationary lunges and going up and down your stairs, that that'll work. 596 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,040 Yeah, I do. 597 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:49,520 Start and that's where I'm like, my butt doesn't look so bad. 598 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,440 It looks pretty cute. OK. 599 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:52,680 Well, there you go. 600 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,640 I'm getting like little jet packs, though. 601 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,360 So I'm like, what the fuck is that? 602 00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:58,920 What are jet packs? 603 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:04,160 Girl, you know what we used to say about the jet packs? 604 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,080 Jet packs. 605 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,040 Well, I don't even remember. 606 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:10,600 I remember the term jet packs, but I don't remember what it was in reference to. 607 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,240 OK. Remember, we used to say 608 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:18,320 Homeboy looks like he has a pack of hot dogs in the back of his head or 609 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:22,520 and then we said that there was one gal in particular. 610 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:25,320 And we used to call her jet packs because it was just like a flap. 611 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:26,920 Oh, that's right. 612 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,560 Hmm. I don't have it like that. 613 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:30,680 You know, I'm not that bad. 614 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:35,680 I stepped on the scale and I was like, damn, I'm a 141. 615 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,760 Fuck. I'm still trying to remember who we called jet packs. 616 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:45,760 Oh, I can't say. I think your brother or my brother was the one who came up with that name. 617 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:47,800 I thought we did. 618 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,600 Our drunken asses. Yeah, we were fucking mean. 619 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,000 Oh, my God, we called everybody jet packs. 620 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:57,240 I know. And we said hot dogs and we called them pack of hot. 621 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,240 Oh, my fucking God. 622 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:03,840 We were fucking that. I totally forgot about we're fucking mean, girl. 623 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,400 I'm telling you, we were like, we were like. 624 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,320 I forgot about that. 625 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,000 Well, get out of your jet packs. 626 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,640 Like, look at all the rules. 627 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,880 Damn. And we thought we were whispering. 628 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:21,680 They heard. Yeah, I have a really bad problem with thinking when I'm whispering. 629 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,320 Everybody's like, no, everybody heard what you just fucking said. 630 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:25,840 Me, too. 631 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:29,000 That's why your brother kicked us out of his house so many times. 632 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,640 He's like, get the fuck out of here, you psycho. Oh, my God. 633 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,200 He's like, this is my son's christening party. 634 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:44,520 Well, wrong time to have alcohol and Pomona bullets and Barogman to sit at the fucking stint. OK. 635 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,560 You're for brother. 636 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:53,240 If you listen to this, sorry, Drew, sorry. 637 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:56,520 I remember I want to say that was like, was it my? 638 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,600 OK, so it had to have been the younger nephew that yeah, 639 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,800 because I remember I want to say you were there and then I want to say the God, 640 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:08,000 my I'm sorry, my nephew, my nephew who got christened, 641 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:09,760 his godparents were there. 642 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,000 And I think that's when I got the the godmother hooked on 643 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,760 where I spiked her Gatorade with God, 644 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,320 then she ended up being really nice after that. 645 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,080 I knew you were so crazy. 646 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:24,920 And you're like, you didn't give a fuck. 647 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,480 And I was like, oh, my God, she went to the bathroom. 648 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,560 Stop it. You're like spiking her drink. 649 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,800 And I just remember like after the fact. 650 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:36,400 And then I came over, I guess the next whenever I went back over to my brothers 651 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:40,240 after that, he's like, look, I don't know what you fucking did to her drink, 652 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,880 but you need to do that every fucking time because she's so much nicer. 653 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:49,280 And I'm like, oh, I know, well, because we were nice enough to come back 654 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:52,120 the next day and help clean. 655 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,040 I was drunk. I don't remember. 656 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:57,400 But I just fucking love you because you were my sidekick from day one. 657 00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,640 We got that party, Cronk. 658 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,160 That's right. 659 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:06,000 Shit, who cares if it's a six month old being Chris and all these little 660 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:09,400 oh, I still have the little there's no six. 661 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:13,720 So like golly and just you still need to send me the picture 662 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:18,760 that I guess Julian took of me and you at Billy's or is that because I still haven't seen it. 663 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,760 Girl, yes. That's that's every time you call me. 664 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,600 That's what shows up. I put that picture. 665 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:28,640 Can you take a screenshot and send that to me after for sure? 666 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,120 OK, because I'm just curious, because I'm like, man, 667 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,640 that's a long fucking time ago. 668 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,320 I'm like, I never even changed my makeup. 669 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,000 Why am I still wearing the same lipstick color? 670 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:41,320 The same because that's what you do. 671 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:44,960 The same white feeders like just different color. 672 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,200 I was wearing a turquoise blue one that day. 673 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,360 And it was just always the same. 674 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,520 And we're always like, but we're so kind. 675 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:57,200 We're always like, peace. 676 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,240 Once the alcohol started flowing, we were nice. 677 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:04,040 Yeah, I know until you called them the bartender moobs. 678 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,240 And then we get kicked out. 679 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,000 And I felt him up to, I don't know. 680 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:08,960 Whatever. I know. 681 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,920 But we went to the movies, take a nap. Yeah, right. 682 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,360 We had to sleep it off. 683 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,360 Shit. 684 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,680 Most expensive nap ever. 685 00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:21,200 Drinking drive or taking nap. Yeah. 686 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,720 Do I want to go to court in handcuffs? 687 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,600 No, right. 688 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:26,720 Shit. 689 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,920 The movies that is good old Edwards Theater. 690 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,480 It's still there. 691 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,080 Yeah, I thought about Chili's the other day. 692 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:37,040 I'm like, man, me and Pomona bolts need to do a Chili's run together. 693 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,800 We do. You know what the fucked up thing is? 694 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,200 Oregon doesn't have Chili's here. 695 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:43,200 Are you serious? 696 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,360 My my my pops gave me. 697 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,800 I thought that's like a national food chain. 698 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:51,280 No, we don't have Dunkin Donuts or Chili's. 699 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,640 I'm like, what? 700 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,040 This is a food of Chris. 701 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:58,160 What? I guess major food, food restaurants or food chain 702 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,320 or restaurant chains, I guess that they're called. 703 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:01,840 Applebee's. 704 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:02,760 Oh, whatever. 705 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,360 Now, fuck Applebee's. 706 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:08,520 I hate Applebee's and their stupid one dollar margaritas. 707 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:09,760 Fuck you. 708 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,880 Like it's all margarita mix and no tequila. 709 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:16,680 It's a fucking slushie from 7-Eleven. 710 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,600 Right. Nothing in it. 711 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,000 Fucking dollar margarita. 712 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,960 Fuck off. 713 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,600 I don't know. I hate Applebee's, but we have Applebee's. 714 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,320 Like, but there's some shit here that we don't have in Kelly. 715 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,600 Like there's Cracker Barrel. 716 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:36,560 Yeah, I went to Cracker Barrel when I had to go when I worked in downtown 717 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:40,040 LA, they sent me to training in Chicago and they had Cracker Barrel. 718 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,640 I guess that's the equivalent of IHOP, maybe. 719 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,040 I guess I fucking loved it. 720 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,720 That's what's right. Yeah, it tastes a lot better. 721 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,800 They're fucking white gravy or they're creamy gravy. 722 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,920 Oh, my God, that shit is fucking good. 723 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,200 I know. 724 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:56,000 I was like, no wonder why you guys are like beast mode here. 725 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000 Like, I mean, I don't know. 726 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,640 I would like to if I can't beat you guys, I'll join you because I'm not going 727 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:02,720 to ride the bikes. 728 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:08,360 I know Oregon does a lot of bike riding, but ever since Dana White said 729 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,080 no pelotons, I'm like, fuck the peloton. 730 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,240 Right. Yeah. 731 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:13,600 Not doing it. 732 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,280 I support my UFC. 733 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:18,480 Um, yeah, I don't know. 734 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:22,120 It's just everybody is just so beast mode. 735 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:28,080 Just just like, hey, I think the bigger your beer belly, like the hotter you are. 736 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,080 Some shit. I don't know. 737 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:35,040 Crazy. I was like, I was going to say, speaking of beast mode, 738 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,440 I just found out that beast mode. 739 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:42,080 Marshawn Lynch does a fucking podcast with Gavin Newsom. 740 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,520 And I'm like, you know what? 741 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:48,480 I'm going to have to peg you down a notch, boy, because why are you on a 742 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,160 and it's called politicking. No. 743 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,440 Yeah, I'm like, you know what, Marshawn, I love you, but I'm going to have 744 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:58,040 to put you down a notch because, um, yeah, absolutely not. 745 00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:01,960 Oh, no, Marshawn. 746 00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:04,640 Yeah, totally. 747 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,720 That just totally broke my heart. 748 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,520 I didn't have a broken heart. 749 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:12,080 Yeah, heartbroken is the understatement. 750 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,800 Second hashtag. I'm crying here. 751 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,320 Right. 752 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,200 Sat tears, not happy tears. 753 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,200 Yeah. What the hell? No. 754 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:23,720 That's what I said. 755 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,080 I'm like, all right, whatever. 756 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,880 I'm like, I'm going to confess something. 757 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:33,200 And I'm so big on not watching 758 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:37,120 garbage TV because I'm like, why am I going to get my brain cells? 759 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,920 Like this is like fucking like the news and stuff. 760 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:40,360 Yeah. 761 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:43,840 I'm the same, but I. 762 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:48,040 I fucking accidentally watched that. 763 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,160 Yeah, I did because I couldn't find my remote. 764 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,000 It fell between my men and I. 765 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:56,920 And I was just like, whatever, I know my TV is going to turn off. 766 00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:00,040 And I went to sleep and it's like one of those things where, 767 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,480 you know, when somebody's asleep and you can whisper in their ear 768 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,280 and they wake up and they. 769 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,920 OK, so I kind of think maybe that's what TV does, 770 00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:11,440 but I did wake up and I'm like, what the fuck is going on? 771 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,320 Why are the lights on the TV? 772 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:14,720 Like I like it. 773 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:18,640 And I was like, ah, the fucking timer didn't go off. 774 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,400 And I was like, I don't know. 775 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,240 And the timer didn't go off and it was like two in the morning. 776 00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:26,160 And then I started watching this shit and I'm like, what? 777 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,680 Wow. I turn it off. 778 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:34,120 I get up, I find my remote, I dig into the mattress and everything. 779 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:37,280 I fucking find that shit and I turn it all off and I go to bed. 780 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,400 And then I find myself the next day. 781 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,160 Like what happened to Gino and Jasmine? 782 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,440 What happened with this 90 day fiance shit? 783 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:46,920 Like, what is going on? 784 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:50,800 Like, oh, was that was I've never watched that everybody. 785 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:52,480 Like you need to watch it. 786 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,160 And I'm like, I think I'll pass. 787 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,880 Yeah, girl, do not. It's a trap. 788 00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,520 I think it was like some like a subliminal message. 789 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:01,440 It was in my head. 790 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,840 I was like, what happened to, you know, so they're going to go to a mansion. 791 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,080 There's a towel. 792 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,240 Like what is going on? 793 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:12,320 These people actually like now I'm like obsessed. 794 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,280 Like I need to know. 795 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,080 So do you, I guess, watch it then? 796 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,040 Well, I'm not going to like do one of those like 797 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,720 all day, let me catch up shit. 798 00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:25,560 But OK, I did. 799 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:26,360 I started watching it. 800 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,360 I was like, whoa, whoa. 801 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,320 Why didn't it make me feel so much better about my life? 802 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,800 Like I was a little addicted. 803 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,600 She's just like, what? 804 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:40,200 And the girl's like this girl, she's from Panama. 805 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:43,800 She has the boobs like like all. 806 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:48,400 She's just her lips like everything is just she's like just, you know, 807 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,960 she's like a Barbie, whatever. 808 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,680 And she's what this dude. 809 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:54,600 And I don't know. 810 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:59,320 But I saw the the what's it called the commercial or what they when 811 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:02,680 they're trying to like promote like, oh, next, the tell all. 812 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:03,840 They're in this. 813 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,320 She's like, you need to say why you don't fuck me. 814 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:10,000 And this is not and tell them about the last 815 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:16,800 in porn search you did and they're like, OK, I was like, 816 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,200 oh, what did you know, search up? 817 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:24,440 I just want to know, was it like like like the big women? 818 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,080 Was it was it was it guy on guy? 819 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,440 Like, I need to know, you know, what are you doing? 820 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,080 So did he say? 821 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,480 I don't know. It's tonight. 822 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,120 Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. 823 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:37,160 No. All right. 824 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,880 Well, I'm not going to watch it clearly. 825 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,000 Do not just fill me in next week. 826 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,080 I will. I don't know what's going on with these people. 827 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:45,320 But it's like, you know what? 828 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,600 Obviously, if you can't find somebody in the States, 829 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,920 it doesn't seem like it's going to work if you find somebody out of the states. 830 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,440 Like, I don't know. 831 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,560 Oh, yeah. Well, people are lonely. 832 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,160 You know what? Me included. 833 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:04,080 I'm going to wham. Maybe I should go and let me go and see if somebody 834 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,360 would like to spot me a cup of tea. 835 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:09,040 And crumpets. 836 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,400 And crumpets. I like chocolate cake. 837 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,680 We all like chocolate cake, bitch. 838 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:15,600 No. 839 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:17,640 So you got any. 840 00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,760 So when are you going to decide if you're going to go to? 841 00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:22,000 Sorry, I'm making noise. 842 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,200 When you're going to go to if you're going to go to the fair or not. 843 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,120 So that's the thing. 844 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:31,160 So these tickets are fifty seven dollars. 845 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:36,080 Like for a fucking fair girl for the concert. 846 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,160 And I'm like, do I really want to know? 847 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:42,320 Yeah, do I want to pay fifty seven dollars for a color? 848 00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:43,480 We bad. Yeah. 849 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:44,960 Fucking pass, bitch. 850 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:49,160 Yeah. And like, nah, I'm sure somebody's going to put a YouTube video 851 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,040 somewhere online like, I don't know. 852 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:54,000 And that's the thing. I get this all the time. 853 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:55,560 You need to go out. 854 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:56,360 Come on, the bullets. 855 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:59,320 You need to accept these offers. 856 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,000 You need to stop being so well. 857 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:01,600 That's a B. 858 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:07,040 Maybe if it was like, I don't know, not color me bad. 859 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,200 I know. Not for fifty seven dollars. 860 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,280 I mean, yeah, please. 861 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,200 I just can't even imagine. 862 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,720 I had to GPS like, what are these guys? 863 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:19,160 I don't even know their names. 864 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:23,920 I don't know. And the singer was arrested back in the day for assaulting his wife. 865 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,680 So maybe that's why he's doing this tour. 866 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,120 And I'm like in Sir Mix a lot. 867 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,680 Bro, bro. 868 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,920 Maybe got back and by baby, I mean the kettle that's for sale. 869 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,160 Yeah, exactly. 870 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:42,040 And like, I don't know what you what like, I don't know. 871 00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,600 I don't know if I want to pay fifty seven dollars. 872 00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,640 I mean, yes, I was invited. 873 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:51,480 But it's one of those invites that's kind of like, let us know when you're here. 874 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,240 Like, I don't we're not sitting next to each other. 875 00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:57,640 When it's not like a group event, it's just like, oh, hey, 876 00:38:58,240 --> 00:39:00,200 let us know when you're here and maybe we'll find you. 877 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,800 So now I think you should do something that you want to do. 878 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:07,080 Sleep. Well, OK, then you fucking sleep. 879 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:11,120 No, you know what? I'm just like, I don't know. 880 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,520 I take your son out for dinner. 881 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,400 That that'll be like fifty seven dollars. 882 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,120 That'll be worth worth it. 883 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,840 Yeah. And that's just one ticket. 884 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,320 Can you imagine me and my son? 885 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,600 I was going to drag my son with me. 886 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,120 He's like, who the fuck is color me? 887 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,440 I know. He's like, I don't know. 888 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:27,480 I don't know what not. 889 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,280 Any of he knows what new kids on the block is. 890 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,360 And I was like, wow, that's surprising. 891 00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:35,160 Yeah, because because I'm like, I don't know. 892 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:38,880 I will still dance to the right stuff. 893 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,040 I was never a new kid on the block person. 894 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,400 That's so weird. No, I never was. 895 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,480 I was in high school, I want to say when they were out. 896 00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:51,040 Oh, shit. Are you? Yeah, I would never got into them. 897 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,360 I don't know why I just didn't. 898 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,960 I don't know. Well, yeah, they weren't all that. 899 00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:00,040 But where you don't go on tour? 900 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,960 I know they have like a cruise line or some shit. 901 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,240 I'm like, oh my god, really? Yeah. 902 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:07,560 And I'm just like, I don't know. 903 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:11,000 I used to like Jordan Knight. 904 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,840 I need to look and see what they all look like. 905 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,600 The only one that I know I see all the time 906 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,320 is the fucking Donnie Wahlberg guy. Yeah. 907 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,760 Yeah, he's all married. 908 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,800 He's all wifeyed up with what's her name? 909 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:23,720 The blonde McCarthy. Yeah. 910 00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:27,280 McCarthy, I'm surprised they're still fucking married, to be honest. 911 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:30,240 I thought I'm like, wow, just Hollywood marriages don't last. 912 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:33,960 So the fact that they're still fucking married, that's crazy. 913 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:38,560 I mean, this is going to be really shitty to say, but it's just facts. 914 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:43,800 When you have like an autistic child and stuff like, I mean, 915 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:47,520 you kind of have to settle for whoever wants to help you out. 916 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,440 She has an autistic child. 917 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,240 Yeah, I totally forgot about that. 918 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:55,480 I remember she used to talk about them all the time or she, I guess, 919 00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,400 what's the proper word? 920 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:02,160 Not put them on a soapbox, but you know how like some celebrities, 921 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,680 like they parade their kids around and shit like that? 922 00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:08,760 Yes. I don't know what the proper term is, but I shouldn't 923 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,600 say that she did that, but that's what it seemed like she was doing back in the day. 924 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,760 So but I could be wrong. I don't know. 925 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,800 Oh, yeah, I don't know if she was just trying to like 926 00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:21,560 make awareness and maybe she was probably what she was doing. 927 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,360 I don't know that I misspoke, but whatever. 928 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,960 But it's just like, yeah, yeah, when you got kids like, 929 00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:32,680 you have to be grown now, though, because that was like back in the day 930 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:35,480 when she was talking about them all the time. 931 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,560 Yeah. Wasn't she like on singled out or something back then? 932 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,560 Yeah, she was, I want to say. 933 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,760 Ah, huh. Yeah. 934 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,040 I don't. Is she actually really? 935 00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:48,840 I think we talked about this before. 936 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,920 She's actually related to Melissa McCarthy. 937 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:56,400 Yes, I didn't think they were, but I think Melissa said they were. 938 00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,720 But I don't think they're friendly or they don't get along or whatever, 939 00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:02,000 because they never talk about each other. No. 940 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,760 But I think Melissa McCarthy is funny. 941 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,760 A.S. like, yes, I love her too. 942 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,600 I haven't seen any or I guess that she still do movies. 943 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,160 I know she was on that TV show for the longest and then from there, 944 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:17,080 she started doing movies, but I don't know if she's done anything lately. 945 00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,400 Yeah, I haven't. I haven't heard anything. 946 00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:23,400 But I know she's on like the, what is it, Travago commercials or something. 947 00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,720 I don't know. Oh, well, I guess when I see that, 948 00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:28,320 I'll have to pay attention the next time. 949 00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:31,480 I'm like, OK, girl, come on, do some more throat punches. 950 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:35,040 Right. She is hilarious. 951 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,440 I love that lady. 952 00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,560 That movie that she did with Jason Bateman. 953 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,000 Oh, my God. Identity theft. 954 00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:43,680 Yeah, that's the identity theft movie. 955 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,800 I guess that's the name of it, too. That one was hilarious. 956 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,280 Oh, my gosh, I loved it. 957 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:49,160 She's so funny. 958 00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:54,080 I like that one where she was with her mom and she got like her grandma. 959 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,560 What was that one called? 960 00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:59,840 I don't know. There was a movie she did with Sandra Bullock, too. 961 00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:01,840 Do you remember that one? Oh, yes. Yes. 962 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,320 That one was great. That was so funny. 963 00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,000 Yeah. I like. 964 00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:09,200 Yeah, she's she's hilarious. 965 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,920 That girl. Hmm. We could be friends. 966 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,440 Right. Oh, my gosh. 967 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,400 How hot is it supposed to hit? 968 00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,760 It's a little bit cooler, I guess, this week. 969 00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:22,360 I don't know. Like maybe a hundred. 970 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,440 I don't know. Yesterday was like under a hundred, which was great. 971 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:29,360 Like, I want to say it was the last week or the week before it was like fucking 972 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:31,600 one 10 and I was just like, I'm dying. 973 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,480 Shit. 110. 974 00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:37,280 Yeah. So hopefully that just stays. 975 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,400 You know what this morning when I walked Fenway at around 4 a.m. 976 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,880 when I got up, it was fucking cold outside. 977 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,320 And I'm like, it felt like fall was coming on. 978 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:48,520 And I'm just like, and then I got in the car to go to the gym and it was 60 979 00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:53,000 degrees by car red. And I'm like, why can't it just be 60 degrees every fucking morning? 980 00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:57,600 Like, because the last couple of mornings or last week, it was like already 70 degrees 981 00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,240 at 6 a.m. Yeah. 982 00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:03,040 So I was just like, this is just not no. 983 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:09,120 Damn, I know. I don't even I don't even understand. 984 00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:12,480 The other day I told you or the last time we were podcasting, 985 00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:14,280 it was like pouring rain. 986 00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,840 I was like, yeah, open. 987 00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:17,720 I'm like, what the fuck is this? 988 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:20,160 Fuckin Hawaii. God, I know. 989 00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,600 Where's the monsoon? 990 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,320 Like, geez, this is insane. 991 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,840 It's insane. But I was like, yes, please water my grass. 992 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:30,760 Right. So you don't have to. 993 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:35,520 It might work. Garners came and they're like, it's all fucking yellow. 994 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:36,920 It's like straw. 995 00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:38,520 And I'm like, I don't know. 996 00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,000 I had to conserve water. 997 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,360 I don't I don't even have a sprinkler system and I don't even use it. 998 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,200 Like, I don't know who cares. You're fine. 999 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,880 Yeah, it just sucks when I'm trying to lay out there. 1000 00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:52,920 And then it's like, oh, it's all just prickly. 1001 00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:54,920 And, you know, you like on the grass. 1002 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,520 Just get a. I have a lounge chair. 1003 00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,760 I was just going to say lay on a lounge chair. 1004 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:01,040 That's what I do. 1005 00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:04,720 I try to. But then there's all these wasps and and lizards. 1006 00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:05,600 How did you get to take? 1007 00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,200 Did you take care of the wasps on your fence or whatever? 1008 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:11,120 I have a wasp trap or that. 1009 00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:13,240 Oh, yeah, that's right. Did it work? 1010 00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:16,720 Um, there's a lot of bugs in there, but not too many wasps. 1011 00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:18,840 But the wasps. Oh, I think they're smart. 1012 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,360 They're just like, oh, shit, never mind. 1013 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:23,520 I'm fucking moving. 1014 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:26,360 They didn't get one there. So. 1015 00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:27,800 I fucking hate wasps. 1016 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,760 That's sort of why I was like, you can sting me more than once. 1017 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,600 Get out of here. 1018 00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:33,680 Oh, I didn't know that. 1019 00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,320 Oh, so they don't die after they sting like how bees do? 1020 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,680 No. Fuck wasps. 1021 00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:41,560 I know. 1022 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:43,800 Those fuckers are going to stab you up like, 1023 00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,360 like, 1024 00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:50,240 like, oh, this is my last attempt for life. 1025 00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:52,880 And then they fucking they give up. 1026 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,680 They're like, yeah, bees are just like, ah, 1027 00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,960 you get that little stinger out and they're dead. 1028 00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:04,000 Once their stinger is in you and it's off their like abdomen or whatever, 1029 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,480 they're dead, not wasp, not yellow jackets. 1030 00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:11,240 The most others are just going to sting you like if there's a swarm. 1031 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:16,440 Guess what? If there's two hundred of them dead stung like fucking six times. 1032 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,520 Everybody's going to sting you like you're dead. 1033 00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,000 You are dead. 1034 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,320 Huh. Did not know that. 1035 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,040 Yeah, they're they're they're mean. 1036 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,080 So mean and ugly. 1037 00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,160 Just like me. I should probably like them. 1038 00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:34,720 All right, Pomona bullets, we're rounding up on 50 minutes. 1039 00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:37,840 Do you have any parting words for our listeners for the week? 1040 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:39,280 I do not. 1041 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:44,000 I just wish everybody a very, very productive week. 1042 00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:47,760 And when somebody says good morning, do not reply. 1043 00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,440 There's nothing good about the morning 1044 00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:51,880 because that's what I do. 1045 00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:55,480 And I think that we should just look at, hey, it's another day. 1046 00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:59,120 OK. And I wish everybody a good week as well. 1047 00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:02,600 And if you're out in the sun, just fucking stay hydrated. 1048 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:04,800 I guess there you go. 1049 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,760 Libated and hydrated. That's right. 1050 00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:11,000 There's two hands, one for water, one for alcohol. 1051 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,200 You know, both double fist. 1052 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:14,960 That's right, bitch. 1053 00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:16,880 All right, on that note, we are out. 1054 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:29,360 Peace.