1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,380 Good day bestie good day be hot 2 00:00:05,520 --> 00:00:16,320 How's it going on your end? It's going it's it's going last night. I slept pretty well, but damn tell me why was it just 3 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:26,180 95 98 the high 90s to 100 here in Oregon and then all of a sudden I just all this lightning and thunder and it just starts 4 00:00:26,180 --> 00:00:28,180 Oh 5 00:00:28,220 --> 00:00:30,580 Okay, well we had humidity here, too 6 00:00:30,580 --> 00:00:33,540 I'm like I had my air conditioner for my room 7 00:00:33,540 --> 00:00:36,220 I had it on low and I normally can sleep with it on low 8 00:00:36,220 --> 00:00:43,540 But like it was just too fucking humid in my I don't know if you've ever had like the the air conditioners that you throw in the window 9 00:00:43,780 --> 00:00:48,500 Yeah, okay, so this thing was just dumping water continually. I'm like fuck it. Hi. It is 10 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:51,100 I'm so fucking over the shit 11 00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:53,620 goddamn Florida and bullshit 12 00:00:53,620 --> 00:01:01,980 I'm fucking humidity. Yes, it took me two hours straight in this hair and now it's crazy again. Oh 13 00:01:05,660 --> 00:01:11,040 My gosh, that's crazy. Yeah, but now it's all hot and shit again, so I'm like, okay 14 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:16,900 It doesn't even really matter because my house is like 68 degrees all day long. Nice 15 00:01:16,900 --> 00:01:26,180 Yeah, so what's up, what's new we haven't chatted in I know how was like how was Vegas it was 16 00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:29,300 An experience 17 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:32,100 Okay 18 00:01:33,580 --> 00:01:37,060 So shit, okay, let's just start from 19 00:01:37,820 --> 00:01:41,260 Right here. I haven't been to Vegas Vegas in 20 00:01:41,940 --> 00:01:44,540 To party or just for any reason 21 00:01:44,540 --> 00:01:50,580 Probably in over 15 years. Holy shit. Yeah 22 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:54,300 Yeah, so I'm expecting for social media 23 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:57,940 Yeah, I 24 00:01:57,980 --> 00:02:00,420 Still had a mice a mice with mice 25 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:03,020 there you go 26 00:02:03,060 --> 00:02:04,340 and 27 00:02:04,340 --> 00:02:06,700 So I was just assuming 28 00:02:07,580 --> 00:02:11,500 Vegas is Vegas. It's still gonna be that Vegas that I last went to 29 00:02:12,260 --> 00:02:14,260 15 plus years ago 30 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:16,260 wrong 31 00:02:17,580 --> 00:02:22,700 Wrong, I guess there's just a lot of construction and whatever I guess the rebuilding 32 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:25,580 I don't know. I don't know if it's just because I'm getting old 33 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:32,700 But it just it didn't seem like that it didn't have that wow factor anymore. Not even at night 34 00:02:33,780 --> 00:02:39,040 Not even at night. Oh, well, how was the Jabba walkies though? Oh, I'll see that was 35 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,660 Probably the best part of the whole trip. It was amazing 36 00:02:42,660 --> 00:02:46,420 I mean gosh those guys just really get down and 37 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,300 My son enjoyed it. I 38 00:02:49,820 --> 00:02:51,660 enjoyed it 39 00:02:51,660 --> 00:02:55,820 Yeah, I bought a bitchin ass hat. I got to show you the snapback that I bought 40 00:02:56,420 --> 00:03:01,900 Okay, yeah, but it was just awesome from the little clips that I showed you. Yes, girl 41 00:03:02,260 --> 00:03:05,420 I'm telling you. They're they're freaking legit 42 00:03:06,180 --> 00:03:10,180 Were they at the Mandalay Bay? I can't remember or where were they performing at? 43 00:03:10,180 --> 00:03:17,580 MGM the MGM. That's right. Okay. Yeah, and that's where you stayed at. Yes or no, I know stayed at Mandalay with 44 00:03:20,180 --> 00:03:22,180 Something with an M 45 00:03:22,900 --> 00:03:24,900 Biden and COVID 46 00:03:25,420 --> 00:03:27,420 Everybody else at the freaking Mandalay 47 00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:31,940 The monobloids only your luck 48 00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:39,460 Did you is that a direct flight? I think I asked you this and I don't remember 49 00:03:39,460 --> 00:03:45,100 I hope it is a direct flight. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Thank God. I know it was only about 50 00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:47,900 little less than four hours 51 00:03:48,180 --> 00:03:52,900 Damn that long. I know. Oh, I guess so because when I flew up there was five hours 52 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:56,060 I'm like five hours to Oregon. You got to be fucking kidding me 53 00:03:58,380 --> 00:04:00,380 Yeah 54 00:04:02,580 --> 00:04:07,380 Yeah, I believe it was it was little less than four hours. Yeah, okay. Well, that's cool 55 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:09,380 Yeah, it was it was okay 56 00:04:10,540 --> 00:04:13,220 It was okay. We did go to the spear 57 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:16,940 Did you see a show there then or yeah? 58 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:19,620 Yeah, it was 59 00:04:19,740 --> 00:04:26,740 Something about it was like the earth or the guy who made or directed this little video or show or whatever it is 60 00:04:26,740 --> 00:04:31,220 It was I thought it was supposed to be just like a nature or earth one of those 61 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:35,940 National Geographic type, you know earth type things. Uh-huh 62 00:04:35,940 --> 00:04:37,940 Uh-huh. Go there 63 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:44,580 I don't know. I was I was reading all the reviews and I was like I probably yeah 64 00:04:44,580 --> 00:04:49,540 I don't know shit. I probably just wasted another whatever X amount of dollars, but I 65 00:04:51,180 --> 00:04:56,940 100% loved it. I I recommend it. I don't know 66 00:04:56,940 --> 00:05:02,380 I mean, I'm sure the kids these days that have those Oculus video games and all that virtual stuff 67 00:05:02,380 --> 00:05:06,380 They probably would be like meh, but I 68 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:13,660 Thought it was amazing. I was like wow look at this shit. Look how far we came with technology 69 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:16,180 bright 70 00:05:16,180 --> 00:05:19,860 It was amazing nostalgia. Yeah. I was like wow 71 00:05:22,580 --> 00:05:24,580 I'm mind blown and 72 00:05:24,580 --> 00:05:35,700 So it was like a 4d type. I don't know I was like 4d. Okay, but if there's certain things like a stampede of animals or something 73 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:40,220 You would your seat would start vibrating. So you're kind of experiencing 74 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:48,500 Okay, the visual but I don't know and if the wind was blowing then your hair would just start blowing in your face 75 00:05:49,620 --> 00:05:51,620 Huh 76 00:05:51,620 --> 00:05:58,660 Yeah, it was pretty cool. Okay. I thought it was but then that yeah, it was a quick turnaround and 77 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:01,460 Yeah, now I'm back here and 78 00:06:02,420 --> 00:06:04,420 Back to chores back to adult 79 00:06:05,260 --> 00:06:07,260 adulting right 80 00:06:08,420 --> 00:06:11,580 But I do have to say screw wall burgers 81 00:06:12,260 --> 00:06:16,380 Screw that I would never eat there. Let me guess you ate there 82 00:06:16,380 --> 00:06:24,140 Yeah, that's why I have to say it because I was a big fan of Fanna marky mark of Donnie Wahlberg the Wahlberg 83 00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:27,820 Family gosh, I grew up with these guys. Come on 84 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:30,700 Yeah, okay. Well, I'm not a fan 85 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:36,260 This just 86 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:40,500 Meoker very 87 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:51,860 No way sounds about right. Yeah, just like shit. I should have went to McDonald's. I would have got a better meal 88 00:06:53,060 --> 00:06:56,460 Beacon of McDonald's I went there. I haven't been there in a while 89 00:06:56,460 --> 00:07:01,500 I went there two weeks or I guess I went there last week because we didn't meet last or we didn't podcast last week 90 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:04,340 So I pull up to have my order dropped in my fucking car 91 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:12,060 Why is there a fucking coaster of a McFlurry that they have a McFlurry? It's banana split with Kit Kat and I'm like, you know what? 92 00:07:12,380 --> 00:07:17,420 If I ate sugar, I would be here every fucking day for that McFlurry 93 00:07:19,580 --> 00:07:26,540 Wait, what was it banana split with Kit Kat and I'm like I would so fucking eat that shit every fucking day 94 00:07:26,540 --> 00:07:28,940 Like you guys would be out like there would be like 95 00:07:28,940 --> 00:07:35,580 There Medusa would it just ate everything and we no longer there's a drought like you cannot 96 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:42,300 Order Kit Kat and banana those things are no longer existing in the universe because Medusa ate it all 97 00:07:46,540 --> 00:07:51,140 Wow, I didn't even know that yeah, I didn't know that either till I saw the poster 98 00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:56,220 I'm like wow. I'm like if I order this I'm like it's over. I'm like I'm just gonna steer Claire 99 00:07:56,220 --> 00:08:00,700 You're like if I didn't eat sugar and I'm all thinking if I wasn't lactose 100 00:08:03,260 --> 00:08:08,980 I'm just like some people are addicted to fentanyl. I'm addicted to sugar. So, you know, here we are 101 00:08:12,060 --> 00:08:19,460 Yeah, wow, well see you're still doing your McDonald diet or yeah, just not the sugar part 102 00:08:19,460 --> 00:08:22,540 I really wish I could have a McFlurry, but like I said no 103 00:08:22,540 --> 00:08:26,820 You cut out sugar for a while wait a minute 104 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:32,540 No, I've got a sugar forever because that stuff is the devil and I'm just that that's what I'm addicted to like 105 00:08:32,740 --> 00:08:35,420 Some people can have like one McFlurry. I need three 106 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:39,420 Three Oreos I can eat the entire fucking 107 00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:45,660 What's it called the entire package? Yeah, I feel guilty about it until the next day and then I'm like, oh well 108 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:48,980 Guess I need to buy another package of Oreos. Let's go 109 00:08:48,980 --> 00:08:55,220 I guess I need double stuff this time. Yeah, right wash it down with a six pack again. It's 110 00:08:58,980 --> 00:09:00,980 Not good 111 00:09:00,980 --> 00:09:03,220 You know what McDonald's I have a suggestion 112 00:09:03,220 --> 00:09:07,020 I had some Oreo crumbles to this banana split 113 00:09:08,940 --> 00:09:14,060 There you go and some double stuff bits I guess yeah 114 00:09:14,980 --> 00:09:16,340 Mmm 115 00:09:16,340 --> 00:09:19,180 I bet he's here. I come exactly 116 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:26,180 That's horrible. Yeah, yeah, I don't know I like sugar 117 00:09:26,780 --> 00:09:31,300 I'm not everybody does you're a sugar fan like I can't do well 118 00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:35,980 I haven't done you know, I haven't done soda in forever. Yes, my children don't drink soda 119 00:09:35,980 --> 00:09:38,420 It's so weird they go to when they were younger 120 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:40,500 they would go to birthday parties and 121 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:47,660 They would have these kids birthday parties ice chess or whatever the setup was it could be 122 00:09:48,060 --> 00:09:50,060 little fruit juices and 123 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:52,300 Sodas it was always soda 124 00:09:54,580 --> 00:09:57,500 What is this I'm like it's something you don't want to drink 125 00:09:58,980 --> 00:10:02,900 You know like fruit juice if it's not like juice that you juice yourself 126 00:10:03,340 --> 00:10:08,420 The chances are the fruit juice you buy like I don't know what juice is there 127 00:10:08,420 --> 00:10:14,340 I don't need minute made or whatever. There's more sugar and minute made added sugar than in soda. So 128 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:16,580 Don't buy fucking 129 00:10:16,580 --> 00:10:19,740 You're safer drinking soda than fucking minute made 130 00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:26,940 Or pre-top, yes, exactly you're safe for drinking soda 131 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:29,660 You know you are I 132 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:34,060 Was like, you know what kids we're drinking water today. There you go 133 00:10:34,740 --> 00:10:36,740 Water with sugar at least 134 00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:37,900 sugar 135 00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:43,180 Then fucking what's in a goddamn fucking minute made that the FDA approved whatever 136 00:10:43,420 --> 00:10:45,420 with all those colors. Oh 137 00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:49,740 Yeah, let's not forget the added colors. Yeah, gotta make it pretty 138 00:10:55,020 --> 00:11:02,100 Wow, yeah, I don't know so how's life how's work work is good 139 00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:07,620 I submitted my book. I had a new book or I guess manuscript, right? So it's technically a 140 00:11:08,180 --> 00:11:10,980 Manuscript and I'm like, let me talk to Colin the guy that 141 00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:15,420 My photographer that I've known for since 1999. I'm like, hey 142 00:11:16,140 --> 00:11:20,340 He hasn't read it yet, but I'm like I'm gonna submit it to I guess we have the same publisher 143 00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:26,500 So I submitted it last I think I submitted on Wednesday because he said he's accepting 144 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:30,980 I guess submissions. That's okay. He's like, um, I'm like are you some are 145 00:11:30,980 --> 00:11:36,100 How do I say this? Are you accepting submissions right now? And he's like manuscript or series and I'm like, uh 146 00:11:36,980 --> 00:11:38,500 manuscript 147 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:45,780 And he's like, yeah, send it over. He's I sent it to him and he wants a synopsis and then my third person bio or whatever 148 00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:50,780 And he's like, I'll get back to you shortly. So I'm expecting two weeks three weeks. Yeah back to me in 48 hours 149 00:11:50,780 --> 00:11:53,780 He's like, it's reformatted. It's ready to go. Just let me know what you need to change 150 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:59,700 I'm like, oh, I'm like, yes. I gotta do that this week. So um fingers crossed 151 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:05,060 I'm gonna have it all done. Hopefully by Wednesday so I can have it submitted and ready to go. Oh, yeah. Yes 152 00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:10,180 That's what I'm talking about 153 00:12:12,540 --> 00:12:14,540 Okay, I'm just gonna say this really quick so 154 00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:18,940 Yesterday, I was thinking I when I was at work. I 155 00:12:18,940 --> 00:12:22,900 I was thinking about Polly Shore 156 00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:28,660 Had I was like, you know what I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna make it a Polly Shore night like this 157 00:12:29,420 --> 00:12:33,180 I don't know if you know who Polly Shore is, but of course 158 00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:37,380 Okay, were you ever a fan? Yeah, okay 159 00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:40,260 the we's that 160 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:42,300 Yes 161 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:44,300 so I 162 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:50,740 Never made it to the movie like my movie night with Polly Shore because a lot of other stuff just kind of 163 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:56,580 Interfered with it, but I started pulling out some old blue rays. I was trying to I was like, oh 164 00:12:57,620 --> 00:12:59,620 DVD player 165 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,180 Freakin Xbox one 166 00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:05,020 fucking Christ 167 00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:07,020 Okay, good to know 168 00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:09,140 My 169 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:11,660 Yeah, I don't want it either 170 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,660 By the Nintendo and the Sega 171 00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:19,660 Yeah 172 00:13:28,380 --> 00:13:31,620 Entertainment Center in my room when I need to play 173 00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:34,460 Blue rays 174 00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:41,140 Will use the Xbox one. At least we don't have a beta or VHS anymore then I'm hoping you don't know 175 00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:43,140 I do not yeah 176 00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:46,500 movies don't even sell at your sales either 177 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:54,540 I wonder why come on isn't there a collector out there somewhere. Yeah, it's called the landfill 178 00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:58,300 With all the pay phones 179 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:07,300 So I never made it to my Polly Shore movie night, okay, but I think I will today or tonight 180 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:12,660 Okay, and so I just Google Polly. I was like, you know, how old is Polly? 181 00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:16,500 I just just forget it got to be close to 58. I would think 182 00:14:17,980 --> 00:14:24,900 56 okay, there you go. Yeah, and I just kind of watched a few little videos and stuff like damn Polly 183 00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:27,580 Am I gonna look like that? 184 00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:35,740 Oh my goodness the geez it just looks he looks a little tired, but it's okay. That's the stoner look that's the way to yeah 185 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:40,260 That's yeah, you know his mom was married to the owner of 186 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:45,660 Or I guess his dad his dad who obviously passed in his mom passed too 187 00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:51,380 But his dad is was the the owner or the creator or whatever the founder of the comedy store in Los Angeles 188 00:14:51,780 --> 00:14:56,900 What I tell her so that was his dad and then he got married to the mom 189 00:14:57,140 --> 00:15:01,060 Mitzi shore and she's the one that was I guess like I 190 00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:05,660 Guess I want to say well obviously she took over after he died 191 00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:10,380 But she did all the casting or whatever and she would tell people if they're great or not 192 00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:15,700 That's how Joe Rogan got started Joe Rogan. Yeah, Joe Rogan started under her. Oh 193 00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:23,820 Snap yeah, I was girl. Do you know every time I go online? I am like I need Medusa's help I 194 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:28,020 Fall down this whole rabbit. Hold on. I was like wait a minute 195 00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:32,540 Polly shore is giving his respects to Richard Simmons 196 00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:36,460 No 197 00:15:37,780 --> 00:15:39,980 Yes Richard Simmons died 198 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,620 Rest in peace Richard Simmons sweating to the oldies 199 00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:49,740 Geez I could have sworn those two were in like a riff or whatever because I wanted to say like maybe it was last year 200 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:55,880 Polly shore was trying to portray or like do a life movie on Richard Simmons and Richard Simmons is like no 201 00:15:55,880 --> 00:16:01,580 I'm like he would be perfect as Rick Simmons with a fucking hair like he looks exactly like him if you think about it 202 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:06,860 Yeah, did not know Richard Simmons died. Yeah on the third little July 13th, and I was like whoa 203 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:13,140 Alright P. Yeah, alright P. Richard Simmons damn 204 00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:18,380 Shit, he was only 76 to hmm. Oh, I didn't realize he was that old 205 00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:21,260 I thought he would have been in his 60s. Huh? 206 00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:27,900 My grandma would use the VHS videos sweating to the oldies with Richard Simmons 207 00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:34,360 Everybody does yeah. Yeah, I used to I used to be right behind my grandma too 208 00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:40,140 My girl my girl and then doing Tina Turner 209 00:16:40,140 --> 00:16:46,700 Did you watch I didn't watch it all but did you watch the Joe Rogan with our listen to the Joe Rogan with I didn't realize 210 00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:48,140 Snoop was on his 211 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:53,100 Podcast three weeks ago. He fucking shows up with a fucking karaoke mic, and I'm like so 212 00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:55,740 Pomona bullets. I'm like 213 00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:57,740 Every now and then he would just break out with the 214 00:16:58,380 --> 00:17:02,780 Okay, Mike and start singing and rapping. I'm like see I need my own mic. I know 215 00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:05,620 Pomona bullets do the same. Yeah 216 00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:12,060 I was like shit. I should bring our mic to this podcast because I did watch it. I was 217 00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:17,820 Oh my gosh, that was funny as hell. Yeah, I mean that's the way through 218 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,700 I haven't watched it all I got to watch the rest of it 219 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:24,300 But they're like half the time I just listen to the podcast or whatever but like 220 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:29,020 Um, this one I wanted to watch then snoop was on there. So it was pretty good. Yeah 221 00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:36,300 I um, I do the same even though I'm playing the video. I'm kind of just doing other little things folding us 222 00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:40,300 Whatevs and um, so every time I would hear that mic though 223 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:46,940 I was like that ain't tea paying that snoop. That's right bitch snoop dog 224 00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:52,860 And then I and then I just caught one quick thing 225 00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:55,820 He has 20 dogs 226 00:17:55,820 --> 00:17:57,820 I'm surprised he doesn't have more 227 00:17:57,980 --> 00:17:59,980 I was just like whoa 228 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:04,220 I can't even handle one dog. You are truly the dog father 229 00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:08,780 I know you probably weren't watching it in the beginning part 230 00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:11,980 I think or you said you were listening to it or whatever but um 231 00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:17,740 I watched the part where um, he was cutting open the swisher's sweet. So roll a blunt 232 00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:20,220 But I it wasn't I guess and then 233 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,700 He's trying to Joe Rogan's like 234 00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:29,260 You're cutting open like a swisher sweet and he's like he has to explain it. I'm like Joe Rogan is so fucking white 235 00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:32,300 Only you just saw me do it 236 00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:34,140 Exactly 237 00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:38,140 He's like bro. We're like, how high are you? I'm right here 238 00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:40,140 And I just did it 239 00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:46,620 I'm just like Joe Rogan is so white. I'm like, how do you not understand how to do a blunt the black people way? 240 00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:52,220 Right 241 00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:54,220 That was hilarious 242 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:57,500 Snoops like can I use your asterisks? Oh, yeah, we're family 243 00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:02,460 You ain't getting no bammer weed. Don't give me no bammer weed 244 00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:04,460 You 245 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,500 Really smoke fire 246 00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:12,860 You watched it all I love you 247 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:18,380 Of course everything you dammit, you know, one thing though is you've been giving 248 00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:21,580 I don't know if it's my iPhone that just got updated 249 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:27,100 Uh, I hate when that happens. I don't know. I haven't had enough. I don't think I've had an update 250 00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:30,780 But I don't know I could be wrong. Why what happened? Well every time I get uh 251 00:19:30,780 --> 00:19:37,660 Uh, your like little clips from like instagram or whatever just the funny clips what uh, um, it keeps 252 00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:43,180 I need to download the app or sign in and it doesn't even let me just see the damn clip 253 00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:50,300 Um, you know what my daughter said the same thing because she um, I guess cancelled or she doesn't do instagram anymore 254 00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:55,100 Because before she did so that was probably or maybe there was an update. I guess I don't know because 255 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,820 She's telling me the same thing. I'm like, well 256 00:19:57,820 --> 00:20:02,380 That's how I feel when you send me tiktoks because I just don't open those I fucking hate tiktok 257 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:08,060 And I just tell I just reply with ha ha. That's all I do so she can just like be satisfied with I actually 258 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,700 watched it 259 00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:16,220 Don't have time for tiktok. I am 50 260 00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:23,900 Thank god 261 00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:26,380 Thank god 262 00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:37,340 Whoa, well, I guess I won't send you instagram anymore my bad. I did no no you need to because I was like well 263 00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:39,980 Did you I guess create an account then or what are you? 264 00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:43,100 No, I'm about to I'm about to just make a whole new little 265 00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:48,460 Just get it. You don't have to yeah, I'm sure with anybody just so you can watch the videos or whatever 266 00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:50,700 They're gonna be like who's this lame? 267 00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:52,700 There's no followers and no friends 268 00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:55,820 If I'm on a bullet incognito just watching 269 00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:58,220 I'm a twosome lurking 270 00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:01,740 lurking 271 00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:08,780 I'm on a bullet's the lurker. I'm gonna get an email that I'm blocked and banned and you have no activity 272 00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:12,460 You just watch these fucking crazy videos 273 00:21:13,580 --> 00:21:16,380 Of people choking each other out. There you go 274 00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:18,380 I love the 275 00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:22,940 See that's why I don't like the ideas clips so I can send you all the ideas clips 276 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:28,540 Because there was some that I the last one I was able to see and the only reason I was able to see it 277 00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:32,300 Was it said you can't and I deleted it and then I went back 278 00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:36,700 You can't and I deleted and I went back and I watched it and allowed me to watch it 279 00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:39,020 But with no volume, but it didn't matter it was that little girl 280 00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:42,220 Yeah, you don't need the fucking volume half the time you don't need the volume on the 281 00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:44,540 Instagrams I send you you just need to watch the fight 282 00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:50,940 Yeah, exactly. I was like look that little girl putting him in chokehold. Oh, yeah, the little girl man. She fucking did that shit 283 00:21:50,940 --> 00:21:52,940 She was five and I'm like this is 284 00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:54,940 I don't know what's at the age of five 285 00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:58,300 Yes, I know 286 00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:03,260 I was just like I don't need any sound. I was just glad I was able to watch it 287 00:22:03,820 --> 00:22:07,260 All you need is yeah, all you need to do is the the visual. Yeah 288 00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:10,300 Takes me a while. I have to like trick it 289 00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:16,780 Or pass a little I don't know. Maybe if I turn off my cookies or some shit or whatever the fuck. I don't know not tech savvy, but 290 00:22:17,980 --> 00:22:19,980 18 attempts later. Yeah 291 00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:24,380 I finally got to see the video the one that I just sent you 292 00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:28,940 Oh, I still haven't looked at that. I saw that and I'm like, I'll look at it later and then I got tied up 293 00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:35,660 So I'll check it later. No, my sister sent me that like a couple days ago and I kept trying to play it 294 00:22:35,660 --> 00:22:37,660 And I was like, no, I have to f it 295 00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:42,700 I don't know who cares what it is, but when I watch it, it's like oh shit 296 00:22:43,580 --> 00:22:46,300 This is crazy. It's a little mating call 297 00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:53,660 It's like all national geographic for these edgars or 298 00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:59,980 Well, I guess back then the cholos and he's like dreams like when you see that girl 299 00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:05,420 And he's trying to do this little dance and then you got to do the the mating call. It's that whistle 300 00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:11,900 Remember that whistle. Oh, I think I you know what? I think torii sent me that I want to say torii sent me that on instagram earlier this 301 00:23:12,780 --> 00:23:14,780 Yeah 302 00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:23,580 Did you um see were you able to see the beer olympics um when I sent you 303 00:23:24,940 --> 00:23:29,340 I sent to like a week and a half ago. It was a while ago. Oh, then yes, you know, the olympics 304 00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:36,540 Oh, you did. Okay. So for the listeners, obviously the olympics is happening in paris and I fucking send it to pomeona bullets 305 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:39,180 And I'm like, this is the only olympics I fucking care about and 306 00:23:40,140 --> 00:23:41,740 a cholo 307 00:23:41,740 --> 00:23:44,780 training for the beer olympics and by beer olympics 308 00:23:44,860 --> 00:23:51,820 I mean he picks up two cases of medello and he runs, I guess the 40-yard dash and I'm like, you know what bro 309 00:23:51,980 --> 00:23:56,700 I am here for that all day long. I will be front and center and cheering you on 310 00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:58,700 Let's go 311 00:23:59,580 --> 00:24:08,700 Go I saw that. It's like whoa, I have if I have nike cortez and white food of the loom t-shirt. That's brand new 312 00:24:09,980 --> 00:24:15,020 And dicky short that's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm doing with his loaks on on the 313 00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:17,580 Yup 314 00:24:17,580 --> 00:24:22,140 And it's crew neck or crew neck crew socks or whatever. Yeah, nice socks 315 00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:29,900 You know, there's no doctor's shells in those nike cortez. No, no, no, no, it's all that 316 00:24:31,020 --> 00:24:34,540 And his three flowers just to make his bald head all shiny 317 00:24:36,780 --> 00:24:39,740 Oh my gosh, that's hilarious. I I don't even think 318 00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:42,460 I mean, I could pick up like an 18 pack 319 00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:46,860 I could probably pick up too if I bought four 18 packs and then on the back of my truck 320 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,820 Hmm if it take me two trips 321 00:24:49,820 --> 00:24:51,820 Oh 322 00:24:52,060 --> 00:24:57,660 To run you mean or what are you talking about I like to get the get the if you have four 18 packs can't 323 00:24:58,140 --> 00:25:02,780 In the back of your car. Okay, and you were gonna just bring them in the house like your unloading groceries 324 00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:07,980 How many trips would it take you just for the four? Oh for the 18 it would take me two trips 325 00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:11,100 Me if it was a 30 pack it would take um four trips 326 00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:13,180 Yeah 327 00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:16,540 Okay, do you do you think if if they were just 328 00:25:16,540 --> 00:25:21,500 Or if you're going ahead. I'm sorry. Well, if you were carrying them like just stack stack stack 329 00:25:21,660 --> 00:25:24,940 You think you could take all four 18 packs in one trip? 330 00:25:25,260 --> 00:25:29,100 Hell no what you want me to throw my back out girl. I would bruise up like 331 00:25:31,580 --> 00:25:35,580 I know I like my back. I like I like it mobile. Yeah 332 00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:43,420 I wouldn't even I'm good. I probably get a bruise or a scratch. I'd probably trip like no my equilibrium's off. I don't know 333 00:25:43,420 --> 00:25:47,980 No, no your equilibrium's off. I have vertigo. Yeah 334 00:25:52,380 --> 00:25:54,380 I'm a softy 335 00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:59,340 I like my back. Yeah. Yeah, I like my vertebrae 336 00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:02,700 My spinal cord 337 00:26:06,060 --> 00:26:08,060 Oh my goodness 338 00:26:08,060 --> 00:26:14,380 Okay, so speaking of food really quick uh instagram what what are your thoughts on doritos? What wait hold on? 339 00:26:14,620 --> 00:26:16,060 What's your favorite? 340 00:26:16,060 --> 00:26:17,100 um 341 00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:19,100 flavor of doritos 342 00:26:19,100 --> 00:26:22,300 Okay, one I do not like doritos. Oh, okay 343 00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:28,140 If you had to if I had to it would just be the original nacho cheese 344 00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:33,580 Perfect. Okay. I'm with you. What are your thoughts on coffee? Just like black coffee 345 00:26:33,580 --> 00:26:41,260 I love just black coffee. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Well, here's where I'm going with this because in Australia 346 00:26:41,660 --> 00:26:43,660 They have coffee flavored doritos 347 00:26:44,460 --> 00:26:48,860 Only in Australia and I'm like, you know what you can keep that fucking shit 348 00:26:50,060 --> 00:26:52,460 Yeah, well, so this is my question 349 00:26:53,020 --> 00:26:58,060 Do they keep the is it the original cheese nacho cheese with like a coffee? 350 00:26:58,060 --> 00:27:03,820 We don't know it just coffee doritos and I'm like this is obnoxious like please stop like whoever's 351 00:27:04,460 --> 00:27:10,140 Smoking weed and coming up with these flavors like I want coffee and doritos. Let's make coffee flavor doritos 352 00:27:10,220 --> 00:27:16,380 Just fucking stop. Oh my god. Just pour a cup of coffee and eat a bag of doritos. Yep 353 00:27:17,340 --> 00:27:19,820 Yeah, I don't know or yeah, I was just like 354 00:27:20,540 --> 00:27:22,540 hard pass bitch 355 00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:28,620 Hmm, I mean I can kind of see if they're just putting the tortilla chip itself 356 00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:31,500 Dipping it in coffee grains. Yeah 357 00:27:33,180 --> 00:27:36,300 Yeah, it's all it's all that instant coffee 358 00:27:36,860 --> 00:27:40,460 Right. It's just on the coffee the tortilla chip 359 00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:51,020 Shit, what's up, Australia? It's all the freaking ozone layers just frying their brain. I don't know. Absolutely disgusting. I'm like, mm. Okay hard pass 360 00:27:51,020 --> 00:27:53,980 Did you hear about the whole 361 00:27:55,580 --> 00:28:01,980 Shutdown like something happened like they were doing a reset or some satellites and all the flights that couldn't 362 00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:04,460 Oh, yeah, that was like two days ago 363 00:28:04,540 --> 00:28:09,100 And I'm like, I'm glad you weren't in Las Vegas trying to fly out because nobody was able to fly out a girl 364 00:28:09,340 --> 00:28:13,900 I was I was like chest pomonas bullets luck. Can you imagine if I was? 365 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:20,540 Oh, you would have done um that um, I guess that chokehold that five-year-old did on everybody in the airport 366 00:28:21,020 --> 00:28:27,500 But also I heard that the airlines are paying for your room and and you people are calling 367 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:35,020 I'm sorry. I lie because everybody was fucking holed up at fucking macaque. It's not even macaque and airport anymore. It's called 368 00:28:36,220 --> 00:28:38,220 What's the air they renamed the airport? 369 00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:43,820 They did yeah, harry fields or some bullshit. I don't know whatever. It's no longer macaque 370 00:28:44,620 --> 00:28:46,620 Yeah, exactly 371 00:28:47,260 --> 00:28:54,220 Maybe it's probably the granddaughter took over. I don't know but yeah, that was um, that was two days ago 372 00:28:55,020 --> 00:28:59,660 Shit. Well, I was just like damn. I wish I could have just called my job and said 373 00:29:00,620 --> 00:29:03,100 Check it out. Like I'm gonna need another week 374 00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:05,900 There you go. Yeah, right 375 00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:08,620 Well, I'm stranded at the airport. Yeah 376 00:29:09,420 --> 00:29:11,420 Trying to get a flight back. Yeah 377 00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:18,780 Yeah, no, I'm glad I dodged a bullet there. Yes 378 00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:25,100 There was like is your phone okay? I was like, maybe that's why I can't watch these uh videos anymore on instagram 379 00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:27,740 My phone was scrambled 380 00:29:27,740 --> 00:29:33,020 Actually, you know what? It was probably thursday because um, I wasn't able to log in to work on wednesday and i'm like 381 00:29:33,020 --> 00:29:37,500 I have to the fifth try. I'm like, I guess I need to call help desk. I fucking hate calling help desk 382 00:29:37,740 --> 00:29:44,060 Yeah, and I called and I'm like, hey, my vpn isn't working there. Like there's an outage right now. I'm like, oh that explains it 383 00:29:44,780 --> 00:29:47,580 And then the next day I obviously I logged in the next day 384 00:29:47,580 --> 00:29:51,180 My daughter wasn't able to log in and that's when the whole fucking entire world shut down 385 00:29:51,260 --> 00:29:56,940 What the exception of china because china doesn't use microsoft and I'm like, you know what smartest fucking people on the planet 386 00:29:57,260 --> 00:30:00,940 Thank you. Everybody talks shit about china, but china doesn't use fucking 387 00:30:00,940 --> 00:30:05,900 They don't use uh or they don't do I guess the main thing is they don't use microsoft 388 00:30:05,980 --> 00:30:12,300 They're like motherfuckers. We make that shit. You say we're giving you the garbage like we ain't gonna use it 389 00:30:14,060 --> 00:30:16,060 So uh, there you have it 390 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:19,740 Yeah 391 00:30:19,740 --> 00:30:21,820 Fun fun times 392 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:27,820 Fun times I remember when shit went down and I would had a doctor's appointment and they they had to turn me away 393 00:30:27,820 --> 00:30:32,540 And this doctor's appointment that I had was I don't know scheduled within 394 00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:35,580 I was waiting six weeks 395 00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:40,220 And I was really needing this doctor appointment and they turned me away because 396 00:30:41,420 --> 00:30:48,780 The system had a glitch or whatnot. Oh, yeah, the dealerships had a I guess the dealerships had to turn people away that um this 397 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:53,420 I guess this outage to or whatever with the service department and everything everything was shut down 398 00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:57,900 You know that's so weird because when I was a kid if I went to the doctors they opened up that 399 00:30:58,460 --> 00:31:00,620 Chore that was all extra long. They're like 400 00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:07,020 Look for your file a little paper file. I'm like, you know, we don't do paper anymore. Pomona bullets 401 00:31:07,820 --> 00:31:09,820 What is just how we don't do blue rays? 402 00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:13,740 My god, I know only Pomona bullets does blue 403 00:31:14,860 --> 00:31:16,860 crew 404 00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:22,220 Yeah, I don't know. Yeah anything that has a ray in it ray bands 405 00:31:22,220 --> 00:31:24,220 blue ray 406 00:31:25,020 --> 00:31:27,020 Manor ray. Yeah, man array 407 00:31:30,300 --> 00:31:36,700 Dingray yep, it's all it's all Pomona bullets crew. There you go 408 00:31:38,860 --> 00:31:41,660 Gosh, well, is it gonna get that hot over there today? 409 00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:47,500 Yeah, fucking I got home from the gym like at 8 a.m. And was already 82 and I'm like, you know 410 00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:50,540 over it 411 00:31:50,540 --> 00:31:52,540 Uh, so there you have it 412 00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:54,300 There you have it 413 00:31:54,300 --> 00:31:56,300 There you have it 414 00:31:57,340 --> 00:32:01,660 All right, well, let's wrap this up because yes, you already know I told you I'm like wait, I cut cut it short 415 00:32:01,660 --> 00:32:04,300 I gotta put the air on it's too fucking noisy. We'll 416 00:32:05,180 --> 00:32:10,460 Mess up our recording. So do you have any parting words for our I guess listeners Pomona balls? 417 00:32:10,940 --> 00:32:12,540 I actually 418 00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:16,940 I just everybody well wishes for the upcoming work week for those who work 419 00:32:16,940 --> 00:32:20,940 Or work at being better for yourself still well wishes 420 00:32:21,980 --> 00:32:23,980 Don't go to wall burgers ever 421 00:32:24,300 --> 00:32:25,580 and 422 00:32:25,580 --> 00:32:27,580 That's about it 423 00:32:28,140 --> 00:32:33,740 Perfect and I will double down and I will um, I guess confirm or affirm 424 00:32:33,980 --> 00:32:39,020 I don't know what the proper word is to use but with the monobots do not do wall burgers 425 00:32:39,660 --> 00:32:41,660 Yep, don't do it 426 00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:47,260 All right, we will see you guys next week. Have a good one. Have a good one. Peace. Peace