Good day bestie good day be hot
How's it going on your end? It's going it's it's going last night. I slept pretty well, but damn tell me why was it just
95 98 the high 90s to 100 here in Oregon and then all of a sudden I just all this lightning and thunder and it just starts
Oh
Okay, well we had humidity here, too
I'm like I had my air conditioner for my room
I had it on low and I normally can sleep with it on low
But like it was just too fucking humid in my I don't know if you've ever had like the the air conditioners that you throw in the window
Yeah, okay, so this thing was just dumping water continually. I'm like fuck it. Hi. It is
I'm so fucking over the shit
goddamn Florida and bullshit
I'm fucking humidity. Yes, it took me two hours straight in this hair and now it's crazy again. Oh
My gosh, that's crazy. Yeah, but now it's all hot and shit again, so I'm like, okay
It doesn't even really matter because my house is like 68 degrees all day long. Nice
Yeah, so what's up, what's new we haven't chatted in I know how was like how was Vegas it was
An experience
Okay
So shit, okay, let's just start from
Right here. I haven't been to Vegas Vegas in
To party or just for any reason
Probably in over 15 years. Holy shit. Yeah
Yeah, so I'm expecting for social media
Yeah, I
Still had a mice a mice with mice
there you go
and
So I was just assuming
Vegas is Vegas. It's still gonna be that Vegas that I last went to
15 plus years ago
wrong
Wrong, I guess there's just a lot of construction and whatever I guess the rebuilding
I don't know. I don't know if it's just because I'm getting old
But it just it didn't seem like that it didn't have that wow factor anymore. Not even at night
Not even at night. Oh, well, how was the Jabba walkies though? Oh, I'll see that was
Probably the best part of the whole trip. It was amazing
I mean gosh those guys just really get down and
My son enjoyed it. I
enjoyed it
Yeah, I bought a bitchin ass hat. I got to show you the snapback that I bought
Okay, yeah, but it was just awesome from the little clips that I showed you. Yes, girl
I'm telling you. They're they're freaking legit
Were they at the Mandalay Bay? I can't remember or where were they performing at?
MGM the MGM. That's right. Okay. Yeah, and that's where you stayed at. Yes or no, I know stayed at Mandalay with
Something with an M
Biden and COVID
Everybody else at the freaking Mandalay
The monobloids only your luck
Did you is that a direct flight? I think I asked you this and I don't remember
I hope it is a direct flight. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Thank God. I know it was only about
little less than four hours
Damn that long. I know. Oh, I guess so because when I flew up there was five hours
I'm like five hours to Oregon. You got to be fucking kidding me
Yeah
Yeah, I believe it was it was little less than four hours. Yeah, okay. Well, that's cool
Yeah, it was it was okay
It was okay. We did go to the spear
Did you see a show there then or yeah?
Yeah, it was
Something about it was like the earth or the guy who made or directed this little video or show or whatever it is
It was I thought it was supposed to be just like a nature or earth one of those
National Geographic type, you know earth type things. Uh-huh
Uh-huh. Go there
I don't know. I was I was reading all the reviews and I was like I probably yeah
I don't know shit. I probably just wasted another whatever X amount of dollars, but I
100% loved it. I I recommend it. I don't know
I mean, I'm sure the kids these days that have those Oculus video games and all that virtual stuff
They probably would be like meh, but I
Thought it was amazing. I was like wow look at this shit. Look how far we came with technology
bright
It was amazing nostalgia. Yeah. I was like wow
I'm mind blown and
So it was like a 4d type. I don't know I was like 4d. Okay, but if there's certain things like a stampede of animals or something
You would your seat would start vibrating. So you're kind of experiencing
Okay, the visual but I don't know and if the wind was blowing then your hair would just start blowing in your face
Huh
Yeah, it was pretty cool. Okay. I thought it was but then that yeah, it was a quick turnaround and
Yeah, now I'm back here and
Back to chores back to adult
adulting right
But I do have to say screw wall burgers
Screw that I would never eat there. Let me guess you ate there
Yeah, that's why I have to say it because I was a big fan of Fanna marky mark of Donnie Wahlberg the Wahlberg
Family gosh, I grew up with these guys. Come on
Yeah, okay. Well, I'm not a fan
This just
Meoker very
No way sounds about right. Yeah, just like shit. I should have went to McDonald's. I would have got a better meal
Beacon of McDonald's I went there. I haven't been there in a while
I went there two weeks or I guess I went there last week because we didn't meet last or we didn't podcast last week
So I pull up to have my order dropped in my fucking car
Why is there a fucking coaster of a McFlurry that they have a McFlurry? It's banana split with Kit Kat and I'm like, you know what?
If I ate sugar, I would be here every fucking day for that McFlurry
Wait, what was it banana split with Kit Kat and I'm like I would so fucking eat that shit every fucking day
Like you guys would be out like there would be like
There Medusa would it just ate everything and we no longer there's a drought like you cannot
Order Kit Kat and banana those things are no longer existing in the universe because Medusa ate it all
Wow, I didn't even know that yeah, I didn't know that either till I saw the poster
I'm like wow. I'm like if I order this I'm like it's over. I'm like I'm just gonna steer Claire
You're like if I didn't eat sugar and I'm all thinking if I wasn't lactose
I'm just like some people are addicted to fentanyl. I'm addicted to sugar. So, you know, here we are
Yeah, wow, well see you're still doing your McDonald diet or yeah, just not the sugar part
I really wish I could have a McFlurry, but like I said no
You cut out sugar for a while wait a minute
No, I've got a sugar forever because that stuff is the devil and I'm just that that's what I'm addicted to like
Some people can have like one McFlurry. I need three
Three Oreos I can eat the entire fucking
What's it called the entire package? Yeah, I feel guilty about it until the next day and then I'm like, oh well
Guess I need to buy another package of Oreos. Let's go
I guess I need double stuff this time. Yeah, right wash it down with a six pack again. It's
Not good
You know what McDonald's I have a suggestion
I had some Oreo crumbles to this banana split
There you go and some double stuff bits I guess yeah
Mmm
I bet he's here. I come exactly
That's horrible. Yeah, yeah, I don't know I like sugar
I'm not everybody does you're a sugar fan like I can't do well
I haven't done you know, I haven't done soda in forever. Yes, my children don't drink soda
It's so weird they go to when they were younger
they would go to birthday parties and
They would have these kids birthday parties ice chess or whatever the setup was it could be
little fruit juices and
Sodas it was always soda
What is this I'm like it's something you don't want to drink
You know like fruit juice if it's not like juice that you juice yourself
The chances are the fruit juice you buy like I don't know what juice is there
I don't need minute made or whatever. There's more sugar and minute made added sugar than in soda. So
Don't buy fucking
You're safer drinking soda than fucking minute made
Or pre-top, yes, exactly you're safe for drinking soda
You know you are I
Was like, you know what kids we're drinking water today. There you go
Water with sugar at least
sugar
Then fucking what's in a goddamn fucking minute made that the FDA approved whatever
with all those colors. Oh
Yeah, let's not forget the added colors. Yeah, gotta make it pretty
Wow, yeah, I don't know so how's life how's work work is good
I submitted my book. I had a new book or I guess manuscript, right? So it's technically a
Manuscript and I'm like, let me talk to Colin the guy that
My photographer that I've known for since 1999. I'm like, hey
He hasn't read it yet, but I'm like I'm gonna submit it to I guess we have the same publisher
So I submitted it last I think I submitted on Wednesday because he said he's accepting
I guess submissions. That's okay. He's like, um, I'm like are you some are
How do I say this? Are you accepting submissions right now? And he's like manuscript or series and I'm like, uh
manuscript
And he's like, yeah, send it over. He's I sent it to him and he wants a synopsis and then my third person bio or whatever
And he's like, I'll get back to you shortly. So I'm expecting two weeks three weeks. Yeah back to me in 48 hours
He's like, it's reformatted. It's ready to go. Just let me know what you need to change
I'm like, oh, I'm like, yes. I gotta do that this week. So um fingers crossed
I'm gonna have it all done. Hopefully by Wednesday so I can have it submitted and ready to go. Oh, yeah. Yes
That's what I'm talking about
Okay, I'm just gonna say this really quick so
Yesterday, I was thinking I when I was at work. I
I was thinking about Polly Shore
Had I was like, you know what I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna make it a Polly Shore night like this
I don't know if you know who Polly Shore is, but of course
Okay, were you ever a fan? Yeah, okay
the we's that
Yes
so I
Never made it to the movie like my movie night with Polly Shore because a lot of other stuff just kind of
Interfered with it, but I started pulling out some old blue rays. I was trying to I was like, oh
DVD player
Freakin Xbox one
fucking Christ
Okay, good to know
My
Yeah, I don't want it either
By the Nintendo and the Sega
Yeah
Entertainment Center in my room when I need to play
Blue rays
Will use the Xbox one. At least we don't have a beta or VHS anymore then I'm hoping you don't know
I do not yeah
movies don't even sell at your sales either
I wonder why come on isn't there a collector out there somewhere. Yeah, it's called the landfill
With all the pay phones
So I never made it to my Polly Shore movie night, okay, but I think I will today or tonight
Okay, and so I just Google Polly. I was like, you know, how old is Polly?
I just just forget it got to be close to 58. I would think
56 okay, there you go. Yeah, and I just kind of watched a few little videos and stuff like damn Polly
Am I gonna look like that?
Oh my goodness the geez it just looks he looks a little tired, but it's okay. That's the stoner look that's the way to yeah
That's yeah, you know his mom was married to the owner of
Or I guess his dad his dad who obviously passed in his mom passed too
But his dad is was the the owner or the creator or whatever the founder of the comedy store in Los Angeles
What I tell her so that was his dad and then he got married to the mom
Mitzi shore and she's the one that was I guess like I
Guess I want to say well obviously she took over after he died
But she did all the casting or whatever and she would tell people if they're great or not
That's how Joe Rogan got started Joe Rogan. Yeah, Joe Rogan started under her. Oh
Snap yeah, I was girl. Do you know every time I go online? I am like I need Medusa's help I
Fall down this whole rabbit. Hold on. I was like wait a minute
Polly shore is giving his respects to Richard Simmons
No
Yes Richard Simmons died
Rest in peace Richard Simmons sweating to the oldies
Geez I could have sworn those two were in like a riff or whatever because I wanted to say like maybe it was last year
Polly shore was trying to portray or like do a life movie on Richard Simmons and Richard Simmons is like no
I'm like he would be perfect as Rick Simmons with a fucking hair like he looks exactly like him if you think about it
Yeah, did not know Richard Simmons died. Yeah on the third little July 13th, and I was like whoa
Alright P. Yeah, alright P. Richard Simmons damn
Shit, he was only 76 to hmm. Oh, I didn't realize he was that old
I thought he would have been in his 60s. Huh?
My grandma would use the VHS videos sweating to the oldies with Richard Simmons
Everybody does yeah. Yeah, I used to I used to be right behind my grandma too
My girl my girl and then doing Tina Turner
Did you watch I didn't watch it all but did you watch the Joe Rogan with our listen to the Joe Rogan with I didn't realize
Snoop was on his
Podcast three weeks ago. He fucking shows up with a fucking karaoke mic, and I'm like so
Pomona bullets. I'm like
Every now and then he would just break out with the
Okay, Mike and start singing and rapping. I'm like see I need my own mic. I know
Pomona bullets do the same. Yeah
I was like shit. I should bring our mic to this podcast because I did watch it. I was
Oh my gosh, that was funny as hell. Yeah, I mean that's the way through
I haven't watched it all I got to watch the rest of it
But they're like half the time I just listen to the podcast or whatever but like
Um, this one I wanted to watch then snoop was on there. So it was pretty good. Yeah
I um, I do the same even though I'm playing the video. I'm kind of just doing other little things folding us
Whatevs and um, so every time I would hear that mic though
I was like that ain't tea paying that snoop. That's right bitch snoop dog
And then I and then I just caught one quick thing
He has 20 dogs
I'm surprised he doesn't have more
I was just like whoa
I can't even handle one dog. You are truly the dog father
I know you probably weren't watching it in the beginning part
I think or you said you were listening to it or whatever but um
I watched the part where um, he was cutting open the swisher's sweet. So roll a blunt
But I it wasn't I guess and then
He's trying to Joe Rogan's like
You're cutting open like a swisher sweet and he's like he has to explain it. I'm like Joe Rogan is so fucking white
Only you just saw me do it
Exactly
He's like bro. We're like, how high are you? I'm right here
And I just did it
I'm just like Joe Rogan is so white. I'm like, how do you not understand how to do a blunt the black people way?
Right
That was hilarious
Snoops like can I use your asterisks? Oh, yeah, we're family
You ain't getting no bammer weed. Don't give me no bammer weed
You
Really smoke fire
You watched it all I love you
Of course everything you dammit, you know, one thing though is you've been giving
I don't know if it's my iPhone that just got updated
Uh, I hate when that happens. I don't know. I haven't had enough. I don't think I've had an update
But I don't know I could be wrong. Why what happened? Well every time I get uh
Uh, your like little clips from like instagram or whatever just the funny clips what uh, um, it keeps
I need to download the app or sign in and it doesn't even let me just see the damn clip
Um, you know what my daughter said the same thing because she um, I guess cancelled or she doesn't do instagram anymore
Because before she did so that was probably or maybe there was an update. I guess I don't know because
She's telling me the same thing. I'm like, well
That's how I feel when you send me tiktoks because I just don't open those I fucking hate tiktok
And I just tell I just reply with ha ha. That's all I do so she can just like be satisfied with I actually
watched it
Don't have time for tiktok. I am 50
Thank god
Whoa, well, I guess I won't send you instagram anymore my bad. I did no no you need to because I was like well
Did you I guess create an account then or what are you?
No, I'm about to I'm about to just make a whole new little
Just get it. You don't have to yeah, I'm sure with anybody just so you can watch the videos or whatever
They're gonna be like who's this lame?
There's no followers and no friends
If I'm on a bullet incognito just watching
I'm a twosome lurking
lurking
I'm on a bullet's the lurker. I'm gonna get an email that I'm blocked and banned and you have no activity
You just watch these fucking crazy videos
Of people choking each other out. There you go
I love the
See that's why I don't like the ideas clips so I can send you all the ideas clips
Because there was some that I the last one I was able to see and the only reason I was able to see it
Was it said you can't and I deleted it and then I went back
You can't and I deleted and I went back and I watched it and allowed me to watch it
But with no volume, but it didn't matter it was that little girl
Yeah, you don't need the fucking volume half the time you don't need the volume on the
Instagrams I send you you just need to watch the fight
Yeah, exactly. I was like look that little girl putting him in chokehold. Oh, yeah, the little girl man. She fucking did that shit
She was five and I'm like this is
I don't know what's at the age of five
Yes, I know
I was just like I don't need any sound. I was just glad I was able to watch it
All you need is yeah, all you need to do is the the visual. Yeah
Takes me a while. I have to like trick it
Or pass a little I don't know. Maybe if I turn off my cookies or some shit or whatever the fuck. I don't know not tech savvy, but
18 attempts later. Yeah
I finally got to see the video the one that I just sent you
Oh, I still haven't looked at that. I saw that and I'm like, I'll look at it later and then I got tied up
So I'll check it later. No, my sister sent me that like a couple days ago and I kept trying to play it
And I was like, no, I have to f it
I don't know who cares what it is, but when I watch it, it's like oh shit
This is crazy. It's a little mating call
It's like all national geographic for these edgars or
Well, I guess back then the cholos and he's like dreams like when you see that girl
And he's trying to do this little dance and then you got to do the the mating call. It's that whistle
Remember that whistle. Oh, I think I you know what? I think torii sent me that I want to say torii sent me that on instagram earlier this
Yeah
Did you um see were you able to see the beer olympics um when I sent you
I sent to like a week and a half ago. It was a while ago. Oh, then yes, you know, the olympics
Oh, you did. Okay. So for the listeners, obviously the olympics is happening in paris and I fucking send it to pomeona bullets
And I'm like, this is the only olympics I fucking care about and
a cholo
training for the beer olympics and by beer olympics
I mean he picks up two cases of medello and he runs, I guess the 40-yard dash and I'm like, you know what bro
I am here for that all day long. I will be front and center and cheering you on
Let's go
Go I saw that. It's like whoa, I have if I have nike cortez and white food of the loom t-shirt. That's brand new
And dicky short that's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm doing with his loaks on on the
Yup
And it's crew neck or crew neck crew socks or whatever. Yeah, nice socks
You know, there's no doctor's shells in those nike cortez. No, no, no, no, it's all that
And his three flowers just to make his bald head all shiny
Oh my gosh, that's hilarious. I I don't even think
I mean, I could pick up like an 18 pack
I could probably pick up too if I bought four 18 packs and then on the back of my truck
Hmm if it take me two trips
Oh
To run you mean or what are you talking about I like to get the get the if you have four 18 packs can't
In the back of your car. Okay, and you were gonna just bring them in the house like your unloading groceries
How many trips would it take you just for the four? Oh for the 18 it would take me two trips
Me if it was a 30 pack it would take um four trips
Yeah
Okay, do you do you think if if they were just
Or if you're going ahead. I'm sorry. Well, if you were carrying them like just stack stack stack
You think you could take all four 18 packs in one trip?
Hell no what you want me to throw my back out girl. I would bruise up like
I know I like my back. I like I like it mobile. Yeah
I wouldn't even I'm good. I probably get a bruise or a scratch. I'd probably trip like no my equilibrium's off. I don't know
No, no your equilibrium's off. I have vertigo. Yeah
I'm a softy
I like my back. Yeah. Yeah, I like my vertebrae
My spinal cord
Oh my goodness
Okay, so speaking of food really quick uh instagram what what are your thoughts on doritos? What wait hold on?
What's your favorite?
um
flavor of doritos
Okay, one I do not like doritos. Oh, okay
If you had to if I had to it would just be the original nacho cheese
Perfect. Okay. I'm with you. What are your thoughts on coffee? Just like black coffee
I love just black coffee. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Well, here's where I'm going with this because in Australia
They have coffee flavored doritos
Only in Australia and I'm like, you know what you can keep that fucking shit
Yeah, well, so this is my question
Do they keep the is it the original cheese nacho cheese with like a coffee?
We don't know it just coffee doritos and I'm like this is obnoxious like please stop like whoever's
Smoking weed and coming up with these flavors like I want coffee and doritos. Let's make coffee flavor doritos
Just fucking stop. Oh my god. Just pour a cup of coffee and eat a bag of doritos. Yep
Yeah, I don't know or yeah, I was just like
hard pass bitch
Hmm, I mean I can kind of see if they're just putting the tortilla chip itself
Dipping it in coffee grains. Yeah
Yeah, it's all it's all that instant coffee
Right. It's just on the coffee the tortilla chip
Shit, what's up, Australia? It's all the freaking ozone layers just frying their brain. I don't know. Absolutely disgusting. I'm like, mm. Okay hard pass
Did you hear about the whole
Shutdown like something happened like they were doing a reset or some satellites and all the flights that couldn't
Oh, yeah, that was like two days ago
And I'm like, I'm glad you weren't in Las Vegas trying to fly out because nobody was able to fly out a girl
I was I was like chest pomonas bullets luck. Can you imagine if I was?
Oh, you would have done um that um, I guess that chokehold that five-year-old did on everybody in the airport
But also I heard that the airlines are paying for your room and and you people are calling
I'm sorry. I lie because everybody was fucking holed up at fucking macaque. It's not even macaque and airport anymore. It's called
What's the air they renamed the airport?
They did yeah, harry fields or some bullshit. I don't know whatever. It's no longer macaque
Yeah, exactly
Maybe it's probably the granddaughter took over. I don't know but yeah, that was um, that was two days ago
Shit. Well, I was just like damn. I wish I could have just called my job and said
Check it out. Like I'm gonna need another week
There you go. Yeah, right
Well, I'm stranded at the airport. Yeah
Trying to get a flight back. Yeah
Yeah, no, I'm glad I dodged a bullet there. Yes
There was like is your phone okay? I was like, maybe that's why I can't watch these uh videos anymore on instagram
My phone was scrambled
Actually, you know what? It was probably thursday because um, I wasn't able to log in to work on wednesday and i'm like
I have to the fifth try. I'm like, I guess I need to call help desk. I fucking hate calling help desk
Yeah, and I called and I'm like, hey, my vpn isn't working there. Like there's an outage right now. I'm like, oh that explains it
And then the next day I obviously I logged in the next day
My daughter wasn't able to log in and that's when the whole fucking entire world shut down
What the exception of china because china doesn't use microsoft and I'm like, you know what smartest fucking people on the planet
Thank you. Everybody talks shit about china, but china doesn't use fucking
They don't use uh or they don't do I guess the main thing is they don't use microsoft
They're like motherfuckers. We make that shit. You say we're giving you the garbage like we ain't gonna use it
So uh, there you have it
Yeah
Fun fun times
Fun times I remember when shit went down and I would had a doctor's appointment and they they had to turn me away
And this doctor's appointment that I had was I don't know scheduled within
I was waiting six weeks
And I was really needing this doctor appointment and they turned me away because
The system had a glitch or whatnot. Oh, yeah, the dealerships had a I guess the dealerships had to turn people away that um this
I guess this outage to or whatever with the service department and everything everything was shut down
You know that's so weird because when I was a kid if I went to the doctors they opened up that
Chore that was all extra long. They're like
Look for your file a little paper file. I'm like, you know, we don't do paper anymore. Pomona bullets
What is just how we don't do blue rays?
My god, I know only Pomona bullets does blue
crew
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah anything that has a ray in it ray bands
blue ray
Manor ray. Yeah, man array
Dingray yep, it's all it's all Pomona bullets crew. There you go
Gosh, well, is it gonna get that hot over there today?
Yeah, fucking I got home from the gym like at 8 a.m. And was already 82 and I'm like, you know
over it
Uh, so there you have it
There you have it
All right, well, let's wrap this up because yes, you already know I told you I'm like wait, I cut cut it short
I gotta put the air on it's too fucking noisy. We'll
Mess up our recording. So do you have any parting words for our I guess listeners Pomona balls?
I actually
I just everybody well wishes for the upcoming work week for those who work
Or work at being better for yourself still well wishes
Don't go to wall burgers ever
and
That's about it
Perfect and I will double down and I will um, I guess confirm or affirm
I don't know what the proper word is to use but with the monobots do not do wall burgers
Yep, don't do it
All right, we will see you guys next week. Have a good one. Have a good one. Peace. Peace