1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,600 All right, are you happy or sad? 2 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:06,840 Which we're, oh, I guess, oh, you're happy, and you are? 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,600 Come on, bullets. 4 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:09,640 I guess I'm happy. 5 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:11,400 Oh, I'm always happy, bitch. 6 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:14,160 I am, but Rope Medusa, this is Top Shelf Hi-Jinks, 7 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:16,920 and we clean clinking, bitches. 8 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,360 Good day, Bestie. 9 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,080 Good day. 10 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:26,480 What's been going on, Miss? 11 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:28,160 I'm recovering from strep throat. 12 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:30,760 Who gets strep throat on a fuck in the fucking summer? 13 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:32,360 Let's start there. 14 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:33,360 An agornian. 15 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:34,960 I guess. 16 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:36,240 I don't know. 17 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:37,080 I don't know. 18 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:40,640 Raven number 912, why I would never move to Oregon. 19 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,800 Well, you know, when you work in retail, I guess, 20 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:46,440 you're just exposed to all those little snot-nose mofos. 21 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:47,440 You know? 22 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:49,880 Mofos, mofos, mofos. 23 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:52,320 Mofos and mofos for mofos. 24 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,080 Like, geez, I don't know. 25 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:58,160 But these kids call out sick, like, are you really sick? 26 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:00,640 I have a sick day, so yes I am. 27 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:05,520 These kids don't even, they haven't even accrued their sick 28 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:05,920 time. 29 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,120 They haven't even been there. 30 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:10,080 And I tell them specifically in orientation, 31 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:11,720 check it out, life happens. 32 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:15,120 You can call in sick, but you will be unpaid. 33 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,720 You do not get your freaking sick time 34 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:22,200 until 90 freaking days of employment. 35 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:22,920 So do they come back? 36 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:23,640 And what do they do? 37 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:26,880 They call in sick on their first fucking shift. 38 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:28,000 Sounds about right. 39 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:28,400 Yeah. 40 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,200 What can you do? 41 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:31,120 What can you do? 42 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,080 Everybody, you know what? 43 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:35,680 I call it they have the sun sick here in Oregon. 44 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:38,400 When the sun comes out, they're just like, oh, shoot, I'm sick. 45 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,840 I've got to go to the hospital. 46 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:45,600 Because we only get sun for two months out of the year. 47 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:46,640 That's so crazy. 48 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:47,360 It's like that. 49 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:50,320 It's not fucking Seattle, but damn. 50 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:51,000 I know. 51 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,440 And these poor, poor Argonians. 52 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:58,120 And I really do have to stop and think about it. 53 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:59,800 And I was like, I just moved here. 54 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:00,760 No, I didn't. 55 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:01,680 No, you didn't. 56 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:05,160 No, it's like it's been like a fucking decade. 57 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,320 Yeah. 58 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:06,600 I know. 59 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:09,280 OK, I know I've asked you this before, and I don't remember. 60 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:12,120 But I know, obviously, you lived in Pomona before. 61 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:13,840 That's where you were born and raised. 62 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:16,800 What made you like, how did you know it was time to move to, 63 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:17,800 of all places, Oregon? 64 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:20,800 Did you just like pick Oregon on the fucking map? 65 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,680 Like you spun it around? 66 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:26,080 Girl, I put all 50 states in a hat. 67 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,560 OK, that's what I was going to say. 68 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:30,400 And then you just picked Oregon it is. 69 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,720 And then I looked at my bank account, 70 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:36,040 and I realized, how was I going to get there with all my shit? 71 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,680 And I was like, I'm just going to go north. 72 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:41,120 And I didn't want to go to Washington. 73 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,160 I don't know. 74 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:44,120 And then I just found this spot, because I 75 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:47,000 was just looking to see where I could actually live, 76 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,520 where I could work, transferring, doing all kinds of stuff. 77 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:54,640 And so I landed a job in Oregon. 78 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:59,320 And it was for an underwriter position at Oregon State 79 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:00,040 Credit Union. 80 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:03,160 And I was just like, OK, that's promising. 81 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:07,440 And then I found a little spot in a place called, you know, 82 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:09,080 whatever, I'm here. 83 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:11,920 And I was just like, fuck yeah. 84 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:15,720 I'll just, I didn't do any other research. 85 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:17,880 And I kind of wish I did. 86 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,680 Oh wait, so you only applied for jobs in that area, 87 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:23,000 or you played for jobs all over Oregon? 88 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,960 Or yeah, no, I applied for jobs just all over the map 89 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:28,840 of the United States of America. 90 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:30,320 I'm like, I'm ready. 91 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,360 Are you ready? 92 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:34,800 But I did take out the states where there's like, 93 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:37,040 tornadoes and hurricanes. 94 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:39,200 I was like, yeah, I don't know about all that. 95 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,920 And I really didn't want to go to Florida. 96 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:44,720 I'm done with the coast, like the East Coast, West Coast. 97 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:46,360 I'm done because it's pricey. 98 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,440 It's pricey. 99 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:50,880 And I was just like, you know, let me just pick up my kids 100 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:54,360 and, you know, just venture off. 101 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:57,880 I didn't think I'd be here for this long. 102 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,600 No, I'm stuck. 103 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:01,560 No, I'm stuck. 104 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:03,440 Just for a little bit longer. 105 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:04,640 For now. 106 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,720 For years. 107 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:09,320 I was going to say if anybody would be able to adjust quickly, 108 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:11,160 if you were to get up and leave now, 109 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:12,880 it would be your son, not your daughter. 110 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:13,520 So. 111 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:14,280 Oh yeah. 112 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:15,360 My son's ready. 113 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:16,560 And I was just like, dude. 114 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,360 We should get up and leave now then. 115 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:18,600 No? 116 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:19,560 I was like, let's just go. 117 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,680 Well, because my next destination, 118 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,280 I'm like destination quiet. 119 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:27,160 I want to just like retire there. 120 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,640 I just, I'm done. 121 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:32,280 And I want my son to kind of have a little more options 122 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:34,560 with his fleeing the next flight. 123 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:35,320 No. 124 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,760 Yeah, I got you. 125 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:37,560 OK, that makes sense. 126 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,080 Well, that's not too far away then. 127 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:40,120 Yeah, I know. 128 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,160 Four, T minus four years. 129 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:44,240 Yeah. 130 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:45,480 But I don't know. 131 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:48,680 I think to myself, like maybe I would like, do I, 132 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:49,520 I love barbecue. 133 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:50,520 Do I want to go to Texas? 134 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:51,600 I like guns. 135 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:52,840 I like barbecue. 136 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:55,040 I like heat. 137 00:04:55,040 --> 00:05:01,280 Unlike Oregon, I just don't understand how coming from SoCal 138 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:05,880 and being an islander and all that, just 100 degrees heat, 139 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:07,760 that's not uncommon. 140 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:11,520 That's just, you know, something of the norm. 141 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,480 I mean, it is a high, I guess. 142 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,720 But you're used to that, right? 143 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:15,880 Yeah. 144 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,040 100 degrees. 145 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,280 Yeah. 146 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:19,440 Yeah. 147 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,640 Over here, they're just like, oh, my God, 148 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:25,960 they just make it so insane on the news. 149 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,960 They're just, and I hate the news. 150 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,640 Yeah, well, the news will just blow anything up, especially 151 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:31,720 now with social media. 152 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:34,320 So anything for a view. 153 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,120 Everybody's dying. 154 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:39,320 Hydration, all about hydration. 155 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:39,880 Yeah. 156 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,760 Everyone is just fucking dying. 157 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:46,400 But I get it, because you inevitably 158 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:50,440 become a product to your environment, right? 159 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:54,720 If you were born in Alaska, and you're an Eskimo, or whatever, 160 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:58,000 and you dealt with those cold-ass temperatures, 161 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:02,920 and then you come to SoCal, Per se, or anywhere hot, Arizona, 162 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:05,840 whatever, yeah, you're going to die. 163 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:09,680 It's going to take you a while to get accustomed to that, 164 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:11,520 I guess. 165 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:14,400 It took me, well, fuck, it took me 10 fucking years, 166 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,400 and I'm still not accustomed to this goddamn rain. 167 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:16,880 Shit. 168 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:20,200 And I was just like, oh, my God, what happened to my beautiful 169 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,040 all of the skin? 170 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:23,240 Right? 171 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:24,840 Now it's all fucking pasty. 172 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:26,680 Yeah, just call me powder. 173 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,680 Like, yeah. 174 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:29,680 Oh, great. 175 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,920 Oh, great. 176 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:33,600 Yeah. 177 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:37,480 Did you do anything for the fourth? 178 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,560 No, I did not. 179 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:40,040 What about you? 180 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:44,240 Well, I had to work, so that was fun. 181 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,440 Oh, was it fucking crazy? 182 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:49,120 Yeah, because we were having these mad sales. 183 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:54,640 And I guess, yes, we sell the barbecues and the propane 184 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:56,760 and all that, so it was pretty busy. 185 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:59,240 But I'm not on the floor. 186 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:01,960 But still, I had to work a full day. 187 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:07,400 And then by the time I got home, I was, I don't know. 188 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,440 Well, I grilled some ribs. 189 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:10,600 That was how they turned out. 190 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:14,840 They were edible. 191 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:16,440 Oh, shit. 192 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:17,480 Well, they were edible. 193 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:18,440 They were very edible. 194 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:19,640 I was actually surprised. 195 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:25,480 I did put a little too much salt or rub or whatever. 196 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:26,880 I was like, yeah. 197 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:27,880 Who cares about the salt? 198 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:28,960 You'll piss that out. 199 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:30,680 Yeah, I was like, I'm going to put some salt. 200 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:33,040 I'm going to put some paprika. 201 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:34,160 I'm going to put some garlic salt. 202 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:35,600 And I just kept putting salt. 203 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:36,400 Garlic salt. 204 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:37,840 Did you do pork or beef ribs? 205 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,040 I did beef. 206 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,400 OK. 207 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:45,760 And the only reason why was because I got one of those food 208 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:48,320 saver machines. 209 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:51,720 You know, you put food in a bag and it sucks out all the air. 210 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,080 Oh, the vacuum cleaner. 211 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:54,040 Yeah. 212 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:54,680 Yeah. 213 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:56,240 Yeah. 214 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:58,640 Still learning how to do that. 215 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:04,920 But it kind of, I pretty much, yeah, figured it out. 216 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:07,400 But I opened up my freezer in the garage 217 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:13,040 and I saw that two of the bags of ribs got air in it. 218 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:14,200 Oh, ew. 219 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:14,600 Yeah. 220 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,160 And I was like, crash. 221 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:19,240 I was like, I either got to cook these motherfos or just, 222 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:19,960 like, I don't know. 223 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,680 But I was like, this is going to be awesome. 224 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:24,640 I'm going to barbecue some ribs. 225 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:27,560 And yeah, I don't know. 226 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:28,960 But it came out edible. 227 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:30,520 I did corn. 228 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:32,920 And I did some mashed potatoes and some ribs. 229 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:35,200 And my son's like, yeah, I don't know. 230 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,520 But we went. 231 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:40,280 So there's this huge three day extravaganza in my little town. 232 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:44,640 And I'm so glad that I had to work. 233 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:49,400 But anyhow, they just pop off these massive fireworks. 234 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:52,320 And going on to my porch or in my backyard, 235 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:55,800 I can see these fireworks just everywhere from the riverfront. 236 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:56,480 OK. 237 00:08:56,480 --> 00:09:01,080 And I went to the front of my house, me and my son. 238 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,120 And I'm trying to record just a little bit. 239 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:04,280 Did you see that video? 240 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:05,320 Yes. 241 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,080 Did you see what was on the side of it? 242 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,040 Yes. 243 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:09,000 Of course. 244 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,280 It was right there in my fucking face. 245 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:17,120 So not only did I get to enjoy watching fireworks from my porch, 246 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:21,000 I got to enjoy that 18 foot skeleton just still standing 247 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,560 there from my neighbor's house. 248 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:24,240 Yeah. 249 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,280 That means a baseball bat to it. 250 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:28,560 I'm telling you. 251 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:29,360 My gosh. 252 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:36,440 And so I decided to be the bitch that I am and have to go to sleep. 253 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:39,040 I'm just like, man, I've been popping off fireworks, all this stuff. 254 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,280 I got to go to bed. 255 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,360 I have to be. 256 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:43,960 I have to start my adulting again. 257 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:45,080 I have to go to work. 258 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:47,640 So not only did I work fourth of July, I worked the fifth of July, 259 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:49,400 I worked the sixth of July. 260 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:50,320 It's just insane. 261 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:54,400 So I asked all the little neighbors and stuff like, hey, 262 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:58,040 you guys need some help, like little bucket help. 263 00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:59,360 End up talking to my neighbors. 264 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:01,200 I'm like, what do you think about this guy? 265 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:05,840 I'm trying to start a coalition, man. 266 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:06,600 I'm serious. 267 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:08,520 Like, what are we going to do? 268 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:09,800 Should we start a petition? 269 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:11,600 Like, what do we do? 270 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:15,720 Everybody's asking me, well, you guys don't have an HOA. 271 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:16,800 I was like, no, I know. 272 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:17,440 Exactly. 273 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:22,160 I deliberately said, you should be the fucking forerunner for that shit. 274 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:22,880 Can you imagine? 275 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:23,200 Yeah. 276 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,680 I'll be like, hey, hey, hey, check it out. 277 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:26,560 Everybody give me $200 a month. 278 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,080 I'm going to hold it down. 279 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:28,760 Right? 280 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:30,440 I'm going to hold it down. 281 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:34,160 I'm going to talk to the city officials. 282 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,840 I'm going to go to all the meetings. 283 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:37,800 You know, I'll make friends with the mayor. 284 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,440 I don't care. 285 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:40,200 Let's do this. 286 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,800 Like this, this needs to stop bringing down 287 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,120 the property values of our homes. 288 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,440 But they're in agreement with you, right? 289 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:48,560 Oh, fuck yeah. 290 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:49,400 Yeah. 291 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:49,920 Yeah. 292 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:53,600 And it's just insane because the neighbors, I'm like, 293 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,440 I don't think I ever formerly met you. 294 00:10:56,440 --> 00:11:00,320 And I'm out there like I'm just like I'm running for fucking mayor or something. 295 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,080 I'm just like, what do you think about this guy? 296 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:04,280 What do you think about this clown over here? 297 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,000 Right? 298 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,760 Everybody is in the same boat. 299 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:13,000 They're like, fuck that shit. 300 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,000 So, hmm. 301 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,760 So now we all complained. 302 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,000 But what are we going to do? 303 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:18,880 That's the next step. 304 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:22,160 Oh, see, I guess you're going to have to proposition your neighbor. 305 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,160 Girl, you know what? 306 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:26,000 That's why Pomona bullets is here. 307 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,160 I came here for a reason. 308 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:28,320 You're welcome. 309 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:31,320 You're welcome town. 310 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:34,240 So when you're going to knock on his door and do the deed. 311 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,080 I will. 312 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:39,200 I'm not scared of nerdy G. Come on now. 313 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,920 So you're going to do that today then? 314 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:41,720 Or we're going to do. 315 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:42,520 Hell no. 316 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,920 You're going to ruin my only day off. 317 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:46,400 Well valid point. 318 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:50,160 Yeah, I'm hoping to just come home really angry from work. 319 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,800 And just be like, yeah, I want. 320 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:52,440 Hello. 321 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:57,800 I got to like print up some papers and act like, you know, 322 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,040 it's legit or something. 323 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,160 Or, you know, just connect with the sergeant. 324 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:06,400 The sergeant of the fucking town lives like three houses down for me. 325 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:07,960 So what the fuck? 326 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,040 But now, man, come on. 327 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:13,080 Can't like, let's let's. 328 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,120 They have an issue like you got to. 329 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:15,800 Oh, what's that? 330 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:16,600 You don't have an H.O.I. 331 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:19,480 I was going to say, get a citation issued from the city. 332 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:21,600 But I guess you can't if there's no H.O.I. 333 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:22,440 Nope. 334 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,960 But I tried to call the non-emergency line. 335 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:29,160 I think I said that a couple episodes ago and they just said, oh, yeah. 336 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,120 Well, he's going to be. 337 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:34,320 He's going to have plenty of time to clean up his mess on summer break. 338 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:39,960 And why is summer is his yard like really messy towards just those? 339 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:43,200 Yes. So I call the non-emergency line. 340 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,960 I'm just like, check it out. 341 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,280 I'm just I'm just asking. 342 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,760 I'm just inquiring, dude. 343 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,360 I don't go ahead. 344 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,840 No, she's all. 345 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:51,840 Oh, yeah. 346 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:54,200 He will have enough time to clean that up 347 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:55,880 because he'll be on summer break. 348 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,520 And I said, oh, wait a minute. 349 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,560 So you know who I'm talking about. 350 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,880 I just gave you my address. 351 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,680 So he must have had many complaints. 352 00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:07,640 Oh, yeah. Well, you know, he's a teacher and he's on summer f and break. 353 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:08,640 So, yeah. 354 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:10,120 Well, issue him a citation. 355 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:10,880 I need to call. 356 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:11,880 Well, I don't know. 357 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:12,920 This is not my house. 358 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,760 I should do the same with the neighbor next door 359 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,160 because they just fucking let their shit. 360 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,520 And I told my mom, I'm like, we should get that cut. 361 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,120 And she's like, that's on their property. 362 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,880 I'm like, oh, a fucking course it is because my mom would have had that 363 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:24,600 shit cut down real fucking quick. 364 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,000 Girl, I was just waiting. 365 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:27,760 I was like, you know what? 366 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,240 Maybe I'll just have. 367 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:35,000 But the thing is, if I zone and say, hey, your 18 flat skeleton has 368 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,360 like its fucking big toe on my property line. 369 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,560 OK, what is he going to do? 370 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:43,680 Probably just scoot it over like two inches. 371 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,320 So it's not really going to do much. 372 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,120 Um. 373 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,440 Yeah. I don't know. 374 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:52,080 I'm plotting and planning, but I'm doing it. 375 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,520 Nicely, nicely giving them time. 376 00:13:56,640 --> 00:14:00,920 You know, I really, really, really, really want to go over and just say, 377 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:03,560 check it out. Let's go on Neighborhood Wars. 378 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:04,680 I don't know. Have you? 379 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,440 I think you told me about this. 380 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:09,680 I don't know what you're talking about, but girl, it is a show. 381 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,320 It's on. Well, I have dish. 382 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:16,560 I don't know, but it's a show and it's called Neighborhood Wars. 383 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:21,040 And it's about get to know your neighbors. 384 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:27,520 And it's so funny. It's so funny, but I'm sure if we just 385 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,480 let's just get on Neighborhood Wars, bro. 386 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:33,040 Like seriously, let's get on TV. 387 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,600 Let's make this like let's make this. 388 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,120 Let's make it. I'm sure they pay you too. 389 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,360 But but this is the real shit. 390 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:44,320 Like it's just so insane. 391 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,640 I don't know. I don't know. 392 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,160 I don't know. He has chickens now. 393 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:53,440 What? In the backyard? 394 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:58,640 Yes. Well, because it's summertime, hopefully he has them house bright. 395 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:04,840 No, I do know I can look in my master bedroom window and I can see. 396 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:09,760 And I'm just like, dude, what the fudge the fuck you want? 397 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,120 How many does he have? 398 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:14,640 Four, because I think that's all you're allotted in 399 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,120 like a residential district. 400 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:21,640 So is it open or do you guys have coyotes there? 401 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,840 You guys do. And we do. 402 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:27,720 But we have fences that those wooden fences that kind of just 403 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,880 enclose our backyards and stuff. 404 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,440 So doesn't mean anything. 405 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:36,360 Coyotes scale coyotes used to scale my mom's 406 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,280 well, their cinder block. 407 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:42,160 What a wall. But yeah, they used to scale them back in the day. 408 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,680 They would get up on top and they would like walk back and forth 409 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,720 to find any pets that are just hanging out. 410 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,800 And don't you start it on the fucking bears 411 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,520 because the bears do the same fucking thing. 412 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:55,600 They will get up on that fucking cinder block wall and they'll walk it 413 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,800 and then they'll get in the backyard and go through the trash. 414 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,280 The black bears. 415 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:02,280 I guess so. I don't know. 416 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,160 Well, they're not really fucking bears. 417 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,160 I know that. 418 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,160 They have to be there. 419 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,160 I don't know. 420 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:13,000 Sometimes I just feel like just being like in the wild. 421 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,800 Remember that story in the well where that kid just went up there? 422 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,240 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, you know what? 423 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,320 I'm just going to get a win a big. 424 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,720 Oh, I just I'm just just hitting the turf. 425 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,960 Went to home school. My son. 426 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,440 Right. 427 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,160 Just hit the turf. 428 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,200 I don't know. 429 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,840 But anyways, that's like a really downer type of. 430 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:37,720 Yeah, I've been doing good stuff. 431 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,640 I honestly. 432 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:45,160 OK, so I have a very good friend 433 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:49,640 that is helping me with my garage 434 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,840 and my little shark lounge and stuff. 435 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,480 And so I'm doing this wine barrel 436 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,240 table. It's a table. 437 00:16:58,240 --> 00:16:58,920 And I don't know. 438 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:02,320 I'll send you some of the links from like Etsy and stuff. 439 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,080 So these wine barrels, 440 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:07,560 they're they're these awesome like rustic wooden, of course, 441 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:11,760 wine barrels and you can open them up and you you make them a little like 442 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:15,280 shelves and you can put your alcohol and it has like a lazy Susan. 443 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:19,760 You put little lights in there and then you just it's freaking super cool. 444 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,240 And it would be super cool for the shark lounge, just saying. 445 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:26,400 And so I'm painting. 446 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,400 I'm going to plaster the top of the table. 447 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:32,520 So it's a wine barrel and it is a shelf 448 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,840 where you could put your bottles of alcohol. 449 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:39,800 But I'm doing the top before we put the glass on the top as a table. 450 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:43,040 And of course, what do I do? 451 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,840 I know chargers. 452 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,440 I showed you the little skit, right? 453 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,040 The little sketch. 454 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,040 Oh, yeah. OK. 455 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,920 So that's what that was. 456 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,800 I'm like, what the fuck is she talking about? 457 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,720 I'm fucking gay as bolts. 458 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,360 Damn. 459 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,880 Let me catch my breath. 460 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,080 Let me catch my breath. 461 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,040 Oh, whoa. 462 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:05,840 Her. 463 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,640 We got one. 464 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,160 We got another one. 465 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,640 They just punched us. 466 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:18,880 Yeah, well, I'm not so enthused about this coming up season, 467 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,600 but I'm still going to be faithful. 468 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,720 I don't want to be a bandwagon jumper. 469 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:27,760 And so I'm like, OK, I'll do the Chargers bolt. 470 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:30,640 And I'm trying to do that. 471 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,400 Did you see? 472 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:38,800 OK, from the sketch, from the top of the table to what I did on the paint, 473 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:42,400 when I started painting, I still have to do many more layers of paint. 474 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,800 But do you see any difference? 475 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,800 Like one of you. 476 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,320 No, I need to look at it again. 477 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,120 Hold on. 478 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:52,640 Oh, if you fucking if you fucking catch it, I swear to God, 479 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,560 I'm just going to go. 480 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,560 Just get friends. 481 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:59,960 Oh, that you painted over the markings. 482 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:04,080 No, there's a big ass difference. 483 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:09,880 But we don't really want to say this in front of the masses. 484 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:13,560 No, I don't know. 485 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:17,720 I see it's all nicely painted, but I don't see a difference. 486 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,760 Fucking amazing. 487 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,800 You are amazing. 488 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,000 You're just like that. 489 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,880 You know, your bestie is also blind, too, right? 490 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:26,800 So am I. 491 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,320 And it's been too hot where I can't even go. 492 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:32,240 I go into the garage after a long day of work and I'm like, 493 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,200 I'm just going to finish painting. 494 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,320 I'm all I can't breathe. 495 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,320 It's hot. 496 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,360 I'm sweating. 497 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,600 I hate it. 498 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,080 Never let someone see you sweat. 499 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,520 I live by that. 500 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,880 Like, I don't even want to see myself sweat. 501 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,600 I'm such a bougie little bitch. 502 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,080 So disclose. 503 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:48,920 What's the difference? 504 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:49,720 Or what did you paint over? 505 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,320 OK, look at the bottom. 506 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,960 Look at the bottom of the painting. 507 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,760 It's the painted one. 508 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,120 OK. 509 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:56,920 I'm looking at it. 510 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:57,960 It says 2018. 511 00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,520 Am I looking at the bottom of the barrel? 512 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,440 No, of my artwork. 513 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:06,520 Not anything else on the barrel, just the bottom. 514 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:10,000 And then look at the sketch when I just sketched it really 515 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,520 quick with the pencil. 516 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,240 Look at the bottom of the sketch. 517 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:16,200 Oh, because it's all straight? 518 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,240 Yeah, I know. 519 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,920 And I was just like, is that what you mean? 520 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:19,480 Yeah. 521 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,320 I was like, why did I just fucking do that? 522 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,040 I just made like a fucking rainbow. 523 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:27,360 And it's so fixable, but still. 524 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:27,760 Yeah. 525 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,520 Oh, well, I mean, it looks OK to me. 526 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:30,920 I know. 527 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,040 It's going to look, I know you hate it, 528 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,080 but you would like to see the artwork. 529 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:38,160 Once it's done, you're going to be like, yes. 530 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,240 Come on, I'm going to do it. 531 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:42,480 So what type of paint are you using? 532 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:46,920 I'm using the Posca pens. 533 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,320 Oh, OK. 534 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,560 And then. 535 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,000 Yeah, and I'm using like the 7 millimeter. 536 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,280 Like, honestly, I had a bunch of those 537 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:57,800 for the firefighter hats and stuff like that. 538 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:02,400 I was going to do on the leather and stuff. 539 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:07,440 But yeah, I was just depleting the little pen. 540 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:12,800 So I ended up getting a bigger millimeter tip. 541 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:13,800 OK. 542 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:14,560 Yeah. 543 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:15,840 Yeah. 544 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:18,200 I'm going to do so much shit to that. 545 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,920 It's going to look freaking awesome. 546 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:20,360 OK. 547 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,880 So when you're done painting this, 548 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:25,280 you're going to put a final gloss coat over the entire table. 549 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,040 Yes. 550 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:26,480 Yep. 551 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,000 And then a piece of glass is going to go right on top. 552 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:29,720 So it's like a table. 553 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:30,040 OK. 554 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,400 Because I'm like, it looks OK. 555 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:31,880 Perfect. 556 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:32,200 Yeah. 557 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:32,520 Yeah. 558 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:33,000 Yeah. 559 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:33,320 Yeah. 560 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,840 It's just too goddamn hot. 561 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,040 And I'm just like, no. 562 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:36,320 Yeah. 563 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:36,640 Yeah. 564 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:36,840 Yeah. 565 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:37,320 I'm out there. 566 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:40,040 And so are you putting the bolts on the side of the barrels 567 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:40,320 too? 568 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,240 Are you? 569 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:41,880 No. 570 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:42,240 No. 571 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:42,640 No. 572 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,760 It's just the table, the barrel top. 573 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:45,400 The top. 574 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,320 Yeah. 575 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:50,440 Because if somebody does end up wanting to buy the whole barrel 576 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:53,520 because it's super fucking cool, you can open it up. 577 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:54,960 Oh, you're doing this? 578 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,120 You're doing this to sell? 579 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:56,720 Or you're doing that? 580 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,080 I thought that you're doing this for your shark lounge. 581 00:21:59,080 --> 00:21:59,360 Yeah. 582 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,680 I am doing it for my shark lounge. 583 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,800 But in the event, I go into foreclosure and just get 584 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,240 Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. 585 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,760 I'm just kidding. 586 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,400 In the event I want to sell this shit, 587 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:12,880 somebody can just buffer that shit off and have a nice barrel 588 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:13,280 table. 589 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:13,920 Got it. 590 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:14,440 OK. 591 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,120 And stuff. 592 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:17,080 And it's still sellable. 593 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,600 Nobody wants to buy shit. 594 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:22,000 I would never buy a Raiders barrel. 595 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,120 Well, I know you wouldn't. 596 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:28,560 Oh my gosh. 597 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,280 This is territory where I can't even step in. 598 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,160 Like, I'm all set. 599 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,000 I have my tail between my legs. 600 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:35,840 Like, never mind. 601 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,200 I was just trying to share. 602 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:37,840 And you know what? 603 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,280 Now that we're talking about Raiders, 604 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:43,680 so my Raider Nation Twitter, apparently they're still 605 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,360 rocking like all the Raider when the Raiders play. 606 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:49,560 They still I guess the Coliseum wasn't torn down yet 607 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,600 because they're still hanging out and parking lot C. 608 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,000 And they're fucking tailgating. 609 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,720 And I'm like, god damn it. 610 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,600 I'm jealous. 611 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:58,440 What do you mean? 612 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,120 So they're tailgating. 613 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:01,080 They're still tailgating. 614 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,200 Like, they'll still show up and they still 615 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,840 tailgate there during the game, even though there's no game there. 616 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,800 Like, that's you raider fans. 617 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,880 You guys think you're above the law. 618 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,000 That is right. 619 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:12,960 We are the law. 620 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,200 We're pirates, bitch. 621 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,960 Come on. 622 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:16,560 Hello. 623 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,400 Yeah, you do it. 624 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,680 You're all getting your tents out of here. 625 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,080 We're tailgating. 626 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,400 Go to skid row. 627 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,920 Fuck man. 628 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,360 Oh, shit. 629 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:31,760 That's that's awesome. 630 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:32,880 Yeah. 631 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,120 Yeah, I don't know. 632 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:41,200 And just to say, I I'm so due for my vacation. 633 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,960 My son and I were you are headed out. 634 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:44,760 Yeah. 635 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,720 So we're going to have to do. 636 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,400 We're going to talk later. 637 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,080 We'll talk a day before or something. 638 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:51,760 Oh, no worries. 639 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,880 If not, then I guess the following week, too. 640 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:54,960 It doesn't matter. 641 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:55,640 OK. 642 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:56,720 Can I segue? 643 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:57,320 Or what are you? 644 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:57,840 Go ahead. 645 00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,640 No, go ahead. 646 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,640 I just really, really, really. 647 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:05,800 This has been eating at me for a minute 648 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:12,760 because you'd like iced tea or unsweetened iced tea. 649 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:13,280 Yes. 650 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:14,080 Sweetened like. 651 00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:14,480 Like. 652 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,520 I'm not a fan of. 653 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:16,400 Yeah, I guess. 654 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:16,920 Yeah, that. 655 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,280 Oh, God, I haven't heard that term in a while. 656 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:20,400 That's how old we are. 657 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,280 But I know. 658 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:25,800 No, girl, I'm telling you, Medusa, I'm just like son of a bitch. 659 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:29,840 I wake up every day and I'm just like a feeling a little bit more tired. 660 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:32,920 And when I'm just like, I don't know, like what's going on? 661 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,280 I'm just growing old. 662 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,080 But, suntie. 663 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,360 OK. 664 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,560 You like suntie? 665 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:40,040 Yeah. 666 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,240 Just OK. 667 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:41,880 OK. 668 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,000 So, so do I. 669 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:43,720 I like suntie. 670 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,000 Do you make suntie? 671 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,720 No, no, I just make like my green tea. 672 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:53,160 I brew it at night and then I drink it cold in the morning. 673 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:53,840 OK, perfect. 674 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:57,720 So you still put the bags of the green tea and brew it. 675 00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:58,080 And yes. 676 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,440 OK, so you're doing all that. 677 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:00,440 OK, good. 678 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:10,920 Have you ever bought one of those like I'm pure leaf or those off the shelf type? 679 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:11,680 Pure leaf. 680 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,360 Oh, I bought the pure like the Lipton. 681 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:15,600 Is that the Lipton brand? 682 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,440 Well, not the Lipton. 683 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:20,720 Not that shit where you just add it to your water and just like this like tang or cool. 684 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:25,360 No, but pure leaf is from Lipton and that's like the natural. 685 00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:28,720 Yeah, they say it's all natural and they brew it and blah, blah, blah. 686 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:29,000 Yeah. 687 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,320 It's like, have you ever had there? 688 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:31,880 I have. 689 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,640 If I travel, I buy their unsweetened one. 690 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:35,560 Me too. 691 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:36,760 Me too. 692 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:44,760 Have you done any research on that because I was just told that that is the worst thing 693 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,840 you could possibly f and do. 694 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,960 And don't get me wrong. 695 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:54,240 I'm an orient, so I can't really make suntie too much. 696 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,600 You can't read that shit. 697 00:25:55,600 --> 00:26:02,440 Like, I don't know, but I do brew tea and I will make my tea. 698 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:11,120 But yeah, there I just got told that I the purely for whatever off the shelves, 699 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:11,840 they're like that. 700 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,760 That is just so bad with everything that's in there. 701 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000 Do you know what's in there? 702 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,200 Well, of course, it's like when I drink soda, it's fucking all chemicals. 703 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:25,960 But yeah, I mean, if I'm traveling, I can't fucking bring my fucking tea kettle with me. 704 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,360 Do you drink soda? 705 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,640 Yeah, I went. 706 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:33,280 Remember when I told you I was sober for like 90 days or whatever it was? 707 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:38,480 And then when I went sober during lockdown, I needed to drink something besides water 708 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:38,920 and juice. 709 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,080 So I went back on soda. 710 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:44,640 So diet, Dr. Pepper is my crack of choice. 711 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,120 Oh, my gosh. 712 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:48,360 Yeah, I fucking love that shit. 713 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:50,400 And I'll fuck I need one or two can. 714 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:54,240 It used to be one can a day, but now that it's fucking hot as fuck outside, 715 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,200 I need two cans a day. 716 00:26:56,200 --> 00:27:01,160 Oh, my gosh, there's this is so much of this like hydration stations at work 717 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:06,440 and everything and we had for fourth of July, they had a bunch of fucking soda. 718 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,840 It was just soda cans and but it looked so good. 719 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:14,480 It was an ice and they were just these cans and I saw Dr. 720 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:15,480 Pepper. 721 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:21,000 I haven't had soda in probably over 10 years. 722 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,960 I have not drank soda, not even a sprite. 723 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:25,960 Nothing. 724 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,760 I don't drink soda. 725 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,280 I grabbed a motherfucking Dr. 726 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,640 Pepper and grabbed one. 727 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:33,480 You know, that's the. 728 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,680 I grabbed one. 729 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:35,280 It was. 730 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,040 Yeah, I grabbed one. 731 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:40,960 Girl, I was just thinking to myself, you know what? 732 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:45,360 I remember like that shit tastes so good with the jack. 733 00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:46,960 Like it was a little. 734 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,120 Oh, you know what? 735 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:52,120 I when it comes to doctor, I remember growing up people or people. 736 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:53,760 My friends would drink Dr. 737 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:58,400 Pepper and I guess it was Jack, like you said, and I'm like, that was not my thing. 738 00:27:58,680 --> 00:27:59,200 I don't know. 739 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,360 It just didn't taste right to me, but it's so it tastes right to you, I guess. 740 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,680 Yeah, because I was like Coke. 741 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:10,520 Like, nah, Coca Cola, like fuck you, Coca Cola and Jack. 742 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,600 I was like, you know, I like Dr. Pepper. 743 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,760 I was a Dr. Pepper fan. 744 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,400 I think we already discussed this, like, yes. 745 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,040 And I. 746 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:20,080 Yes. 747 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:25,280 And I love like the doc when they put that little cherry with the cherry doctor. 748 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:26,760 Oh, that. 749 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,440 Oh, I've never tried cherry Dr. 750 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,800 Pepper that marinates your meat. 751 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,280 So amazing. 752 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:37,360 Just to do that, too, I would put pork roast in the crock pot with diet. 753 00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:37,720 Dr. 754 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:38,200 Pepper. 755 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:38,920 Yeah. 756 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,400 Or Dr. Pepper, somebody told me I'm like, I told you, girl. 757 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,160 I was OK. 758 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,640 I haven't done that in ages. 759 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:46,760 I need to do that. 760 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:47,160 I do. 761 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,240 You know, that is the best. 762 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:50,760 Yes. 763 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,160 Soda and all that and all that sugars. 764 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,240 You don't even have to season it. 765 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:56,440 You just bam. 766 00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,760 Dr. Pepper, cherry Dr. 767 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:05,840 Pepper or cherry Coke, if you're a Coca Cola fan, but cherry Dr. 768 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,920 Pepper, yes, please, with your ribs. 769 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,280 Amazing. 770 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,640 Amazing. 771 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:17,120 It's so good if you just have the energy to do it because I don't. 772 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:20,280 I don't anymore. 773 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:21,120 Oh, my gosh. 774 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:21,480 Yeah. 775 00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,040 So anyhow, sorry. 776 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:27,440 My hair is like sticking to my face already. 777 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,440 Is that hot up there today? 778 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,600 Yes. 779 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:32,280 Supposed to be. 780 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:37,680 Well, I look at my weather app and it's like, oh, OK, where you're 781 00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:43,320 where you are from on a blizzards, only going to be like 101 or 90. 782 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,920 But warm up there. 783 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:51,000 Girls, everybody is over here and it's like 90 degrees and shit. 784 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:55,200 They look like they I swear they look like I don't know, 785 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,880 like stop riding your bike. 786 00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,120 Stop like like put on some clothes. 787 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,800 Like, do you know how the sheiks do it and everybody? 788 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,960 Like in the Middle East, like, you know, they they don't burn 789 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,680 because they cover themselves like cover your fucking self. 790 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,360 I and there's so many trees here. 791 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:17,120 So I don't know what's going on, but their environment and I'm going 792 00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:23,240 to sound very, very weirded out or just comments, please be easy on me. 793 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:26,920 But this is just weird. 794 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,960 I don't understand how people don't. 795 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,480 They don't. 796 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,640 They can't adapt to the heat. 797 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,880 I'm just like I'm the opposite. 798 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,480 I'm like, oh, my gosh, there's heat. 799 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:40,880 I can't wait to get home. 800 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:44,880 I take out my chair and I put banana bow all over me. 801 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:45,880 Banana bow. 802 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,880 I'm just banana bow. 803 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:53,600 I can I would like to look five pounds lighter because that's what 804 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,080 panning does. 805 00:30:55,080 --> 00:31:00,840 And I also just need that vitamin whatever the fuck the sun has. 806 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,360 I am a sun baby. 807 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:04,960 I love the game. 808 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:08,120 I but yeah, I love it. 809 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,120 But I don't want to be out there all day. 810 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:11,120 Right. 811 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,720 And picking up cinder blocks and shit. 812 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:14,720 No. 813 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,040 But I love the heat. 814 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,240 I love the sun. 815 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,040 I love I love it. 816 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,040 Love it. 817 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,040 Love it. 818 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,040 I want to be like, have you seen the sun? 819 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,040 Like, have you seen that movie? 820 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,040 There's something about Mary. 821 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,040 Of course I have. 822 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,040 Hello. 823 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,040 Remember Magda. 824 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,040 It was that the girl, her friend? 825 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,040 No, no, the old lady. 826 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:37,040 Yeah, yeah. 827 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:40,040 She just kept getting darker and darker and darker. 828 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,040 That I want to be. 829 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,040 I want to be mad. 830 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,040 Like, got it. 831 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,040 Okay. 832 00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:49,040 I didn't remember her name, but I'm like, yeah, that's me when I used to 833 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,040 do the tanning beds all the time. 834 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:54,040 I was like, why do I need a tanning bed? 835 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,040 There's already these movie rates here. 836 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,040 Yeah. 837 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,040 Yeah. 838 00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:01,040 But in Oregon, I only got two months to do it. 839 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,040 And yeah. 840 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,040 And, and honestly, have you been hitting the gym? 841 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,040 Oh, you, you do, right? 842 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,040 Yeah, I go to the gym. 843 00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:09,040 Oh, fuck. 844 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:13,040 I need to be more disciplined, but I'm still going or I need to, I guess, 845 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:15,040 pick it up again. 846 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,040 I've been not slacking, but I've been doing it light or whatever. 847 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,040 Lightweight. 848 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:22,040 I mean, I was just like, not today. 849 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,040 Like I don't give a shit. 850 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:27,040 We can't be 44 fucking years old and you know what? 851 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:32,040 I'm fucking still, I think for our ages, we are hella hot. 852 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,040 Oh yeah. 853 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,040 Oh yeah. 854 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,040 I don't know. 855 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,040 Like why? 856 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:40,040 Why are you like, I don't know why people, I was watching. 857 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,040 Oh my gosh. 858 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:48,040 I fell asleep and I don't know, but my TV went to this TLC station. 859 00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:52,040 And I woke up and I'm like, what the fuck am I watching? 860 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,040 But I wasn't even watching it. 861 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,040 I was actually asleep, but I had to find my remote to turn it off. 862 00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:03,040 And it was, um, I don't know, like unexpected and these little kids, 863 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:07,040 these, they're just having babies, babies, having babies type of deal. 864 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,040 Okay. 865 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:17,040 And these, these women are like, yes, my son, 866 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:21,040 my son is 15 and he's, I'm going to be a grandma. 867 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,040 I'm 42, 42. 868 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:27,040 This bitch looks like fuck. 869 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,040 I'm just like, thank you. 870 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,040 Thank you. 871 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:35,040 Thank you that I can wake up at 2am to find the remote to turn off my TV. 872 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,040 And this bitch is 42 going to be a grandma. 873 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,040 I'm like, thank you. 874 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,040 I look so much like, I'm on fleek. 875 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,040 I'm on fleek. 876 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,040 I don't even have the fake eyelashes. 877 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,040 I don't have the bow tops. 878 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,040 Yeah. 879 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,040 I don't got my fucking lips. 880 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:57,040 Oh, like, yeah, like, no, I'm good. 881 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,040 Like my TNA is good. 882 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:03,040 And the funny thing is I hear a lot of people telling me now. 883 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:06,040 They're like, I just don't come from good, from good genes. 884 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,040 I just don't come from good genes. 885 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,040 I just don't come from good genes. 886 00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:17,040 I was like, you know, I think you and I are blessed that we have those Islander genes because I think a long way. 887 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:22,040 And I've said this before, if I was 100% Austrian, I'd be looking like I'm 69. 888 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:28,040 Girl, if I was 100% Caucasian shit. 889 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,040 Same, right? 890 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,040 Same. 891 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,040 Oh, no, man. 892 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,040 Just thank you, dad. 893 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,040 Thank you. 894 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,040 I'm just that. 895 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,040 Yeah. 896 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:46,040 I'm just no way, but everybody just there's a lot of creams and stuff you can use and SPFs and stuff. 897 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:49,040 So you guys still got it. 898 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:52,040 Just you have to work harder for it. 899 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,040 We were born with it. 900 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,040 It's just a little yes. 901 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,040 Hi, I don't know. 902 00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,040 Girl, I was just looking. 903 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,040 Oh my gosh. 904 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:07,040 So I've been doing a lot of exercise and stuff like I will just 30 minutes. 905 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:17,040 30 minute like squats and doing and doing just a lot of things just to kind of for the, the bootay. 906 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:21,040 And I'm little by little. 907 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:27,040 I'm looking in the mirror and after I go and I'm like, thank God, because I don't want that. 908 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,040 Huh. 909 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,040 I said, there you go. 910 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,040 Girl, girl. 911 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,040 I was like, shit. 912 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,040 I guess still. 913 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:38,040 And yes, yes, and yes. 914 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,040 It's, it's not that great. 915 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:46,040 I mean, you know, I'm not like in my 20s, but you know, I'm looking good. 916 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:52,040 And I've been doing just a little bit and then I get out of the shower and I just kind of look at my butt. 917 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:53,040 I'm just like, mm-hmm. 918 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:54,040 Mm-hmm. 919 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,040 Mm-hmm. 920 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,040 We're looking good. 921 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,040 It's good. 922 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,040 No, you need to fucking eat some protein. 923 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:02,040 Stop eating all that fucking carb bullshit. 924 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:03,040 I know. 925 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,040 I've been, you know what? 926 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:11,040 I've been doing a, um, well, I had a keto salad the other day. 927 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:16,040 Well, I'm not, well, you don't have to go keto, but stop eating anything that's with added sugar. 928 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,040 Oh, yeah, I know. 929 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,040 Yeah. 930 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,040 Well, that, that goes with alcohol. 931 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:22,040 And you know what? 932 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:27,040 The thing is, is like, I haven't even touched really alcohol and especially since it's so hot here and I've become a 933 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:33,040 and just like it's so hot, I need to hydrate. 934 00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:38,040 So I haven't done too much, but yeah, so I'm like, I'm going to take a little gummy. 935 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:41,040 And have you done anything with yours? 936 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:45,040 Um, I actually had psychoactive mushrooms yesterday. 937 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:51,040 A chocolate, my hairstylist had two chocolate, not bars, but he gave me two squares and I had one. 938 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:54,040 And let me tell you this, I wish I was on that all the fucking time. 939 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:59,040 And that's probably why the government doesn't want people or it's not, I guess it's illegal. 940 00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:06,040 It's cause people are actually able to get outside of their fucking head, de-stress and fucking go on with life. 941 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:11,040 I had the best fucking time for three hours and I'm like, shit, it already wore off. 942 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:12,040 Fact of stressing. 943 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,040 Girl, that's what I'm telling you. 944 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:21,040 When I take those little gummies, sometimes I'm like, okay, I'm not trying to, I'm trying to do this and I'll take a 945 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:24,040 gummy and it takes about 45 minutes. 946 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:28,040 And then I have to slowly because, you know, I drink and stuff. 947 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:34,040 So it's kind of like, I don't know, but I try not to mix and cross contaminate. 948 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:37,040 I guess that's what I call it. 949 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:41,040 I just want to make sure that I know what's going on. 950 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:49,040 And so when I take these gummies and I feel so excited, I'm like, why am I just vacuuming the stairs? 951 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:54,040 I'm putting on music, I'm dancing and I'm just like, oh my God, I look hot. 952 00:37:54,040 --> 00:38:00,040 Let me put some makeup on while I do all this. 953 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,040 It's amazing. 954 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:05,040 These things, I'm like, hmm. 955 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,040 But you're taking on psychoactive though, right? 956 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:12,040 They're just, oh girl, I'm already psycho. 957 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,040 So I don't need psychoactive. 958 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,040 No, I need the psychoactive ones. 959 00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:20,040 You know what? Sometimes I get so fucking stoned. 960 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:29,040 I'm just like, but the thing is, I can understand that, hey, if it's organic, don't panic. 961 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:32,040 You know, just, you know, you just got to know. 962 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,040 You just come up with that line all by yourself. 963 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:38,040 No, my grandfather told me that actually. 964 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:43,040 Yeah, yeah, my grandfather told me that, but I don't know. 965 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:53,040 But if it's organic, like you just don't panic, but you do have to panic because you have to, like, if you have a headache, you're not going to take like fucking 10 aspirins. 966 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,040 Right? 967 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:56,040 You know what else is organic? 968 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,040 You have to, because you could die, right? 969 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:02,040 You know what else is organic? 970 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,040 Mushrooms. 971 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,040 Opium. 972 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,040 Oh fuck yeah. 973 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,040 I know. 974 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,040 I know, don't go there. 975 00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:13,040 But you got to be rich, you know what? You got to know peeps for that. 976 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:17,040 Like if you're going to give me the 2004 just an opium, thank you. 977 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:25,040 But like, I don't know who's running the fucking operation now and I don't want no fentanyl or my shit and like, I don't know. 978 00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,040 I'm good. 979 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:30,040 I'm just going to work out and have a smoothie. 980 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,040 That's my own energy. 981 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,040 My coffee. 982 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,040 Because I don't trust these motherfuckers anymore. 983 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,040 I don't know who's running the operation anymore. 984 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,040 What's going on? 985 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:45,040 Like, everybody, no, I don't know. 986 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:48,040 And everybody's just dying, but yeah. 987 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,040 Yeah, no, I don't know. 988 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,040 I'm like, look at that shit. 989 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,040 You can't even crush it. 990 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,040 I don't know. 991 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:57,040 I don't know. 992 00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,040 Looks gross. 993 00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,040 No, thank you. 994 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:13,040 I'll just be organic and it's fucking insane that I had to go to the level where it's, I will smoke a joint or whatever. 995 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:16,040 And you, I get so lifted. 996 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:23,040 But the thing is, is like, I know in two to three hours. 997 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,040 Marijuana is legal there? 998 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:26,040 Fuck yeah, it is. 999 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:32,040 Okay, that's what I thought. I don't know. Like, I don't even know if all states are legal, have marijuana legalized. 1000 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:35,040 I want to say no. That's why I was asking. I totally forgot. 1001 00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,040 Well, I know California is. 1002 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:38,040 Oh yeah. 1003 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,040 But I remember when I left there, they were like, you need a doctor's note. 1004 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,040 And I was like, doctor, give me a note. I have cramps. 1005 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:49,040 Oh, remember that phase where, yeah, they had to, I guess, medicinal or I guess medical marijuana or whatever. 1006 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,040 Now there's fucking dispensaries everywhere. 1007 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,040 A medical, or a card. 1008 00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1009 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,040 You guys don't need that no more. 1010 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:59,040 I would say no, because they have dispensaries everywhere. 1011 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:03,040 Well, I mean, I think everybody has a medical reason. They're depressed. 1012 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,040 They're sad. 1013 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:20,040 But you know what? When I worked for the city of Long Beach, when that's when they first legalized it back in 2016, I want to say 2015, 2016, because the, okay, so the city legalized, or I guess the state legalized it, right? 1014 00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:24,040 But federally, it's still not allowed or whatever. 1015 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,040 Right. 1016 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:31,040 So these fucking dispensaries would come in to pay their fucking taxes or whatever the fuck they had to pay to the city. 1017 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,040 They had to pay that shit in cash. 1018 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:37,040 Like they couldn't pay it, I guess how, and I'm just like, this is so fucking ridiculous. 1019 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:43,040 And who's going to walk around with all this fucking cash walking into city hall to make a fucking payment? 1020 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,040 Yeah, you know what I'm saying? 1021 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,040 They're just waiting to fucking put the fuck on you. 1022 00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:57,040 Fuck man, that's a fucking sitting duck right there. And I'm like, I don't want to be nowhere near the fucking payment window any fucking time ever because that shit right there. 1023 00:41:57,040 --> 00:42:00,040 I don't care. I'm like, I'm not getting shot up. 1024 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:10,040 Hey girl, I know. It's so crazy. I try so much and just like, no, I'm saying nothing, but yeah, that's some bullshit. 1025 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,040 I'll tell you right now. 1026 00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:12,040 I don't know. 1027 00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:17,040 I'm just like that. And that's just the way I see it. I don't know. That's kind of bullshit. 1028 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:25,040 It's kind of bullshit when you win the fucking lottery and you fucking pay taxes and then they tax you for putting it into your bank account as well. 1029 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,040 So that's kind of bullshit. 1030 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:28,040 Of course, that's income. 1031 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,040 Right. 1032 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:33,040 Now they just fucking tax tax and tax and like, fuck you California. 1033 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:34,040 Fucking hate you. 1034 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:37,040 Now that's across the board though, not just California. 1035 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,040 Well, you know what? 1036 00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:49,040 I'm like a fucking witch with a big ass fucking brew. I'm like brewing. I'm like, bad. 1037 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:53,040 Wings. Yes. 1038 00:42:53,040 --> 00:43:00,040 You know, lizards, snake tails. Let's do this. Like fuck this. Like you guys, you guys want to fucking follow me? 1039 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:07,040 Like, but I'm going to look pretty and just like, okay. 1040 00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:10,040 All right, girl, I'm looking at the time. We better wrap this up. 1041 00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:11,040 Yes, it's hot. 1042 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:21,040 Are you hot? I girl, I am in a, I don't even have a fucking bra on. I have a, I'm just like, oh my gosh, I thought we were good. 1043 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,040 Yeah. 1044 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:29,040 It's actually decent right now. Today it's going to be like 88 is the high they said. So probably about 93 witches in fact. 1045 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:32,040 But it doesn't matter when you're like enclosed in a house. 1046 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:42,040 Like, oh, no. Yeah, no, but I mean, like last week was already over one of one or two, one or three. So girl, I got in my car when I was driving home the other day from work. 1047 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:48,040 And it said 112 and I was like, wow, for Oregon. That's fucking crazy. 1048 00:43:48,040 --> 00:44:01,040 Well, I'm just assuming it was like my car because I didn't have it was just like all heated up. But anyways, yeah, let's just end this so everybody can just go to a river, go to a pool. 1049 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:05,040 Just whatever. Yeah, let's just do this. 1050 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:17,040 Okay, well, you have any parting words? I just, I'm sorry that I had strep throw and I couldn't talk, but you know, hey, no worries. 1051 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:22,040 It's all good. I just hope everybody stays safe and hydrated. 1052 00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:31,040 And yeah, you guys have a great, great time until you see us again or hear us again. 1053 00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:56,040 There you go. All right, and I wish everybody a good week too. So we are out. Peace. Peace.