1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,480 Good day, Bestie. Happy fucking Sunday. Good afternoon, Bestie. How do I sound? You sound 2 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:20,440 pretty normal. No, you sound good. I know you're working with a new thing. Yeah. Yeah, for our listeners, 3 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:26,560 we're on our new platform and we are going to try and do video next Sunday. So we're 4 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:30,680 still working it out, but we're on the new platform. Thank God it took a little bit to 5 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:42,640 figure out, but here we are. Yeah, don't get too excited listeners. Okay, Pomona Bullets. So I've 6 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:48,440 been talking Pomona Bullets since last fucking night. Yesterday, the Southern California Edison, 7 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:54,080 it's all a fucking scam. Let's start there. They cut our power for a brown out around right before 8 00:00:54,080 --> 00:01:01,120 6pm. That shit did not come back until 1.15 this fucking morning. And it was only 98 degrees 9 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:09,040 yesterday, and it was fucking hot in the house once it went off. So here we are. Wow, summer. 10 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:15,600 Sounds like you guys are like an African shit where they do those like power outage, like they 11 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:25,280 try to conserve energy and shit. Exactly. Blackouts and stuff. I don't know. At least Oregon, it's 12 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:30,880 weather approved. Right. It's all a fucking lie. It's a fucking scam. So I looked up Las Vegas, 13 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:37,040 because Las Vegas is like 112 degrees today. And I'm like, does Las Vegas or Nevada in general 14 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:43,440 have a brown out? Specifically Las Vegas? Of course not. It's a rare occurrence. And I'm like, 15 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:48,640 mm-hmm, fucking scam. Fuck you Southern California Edison. And now they're just going to raise the 16 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:54,960 rates more because it's summertime. So they're calling it brown outs? Yeah, that's what they call 17 00:01:54,960 --> 00:02:00,480 it, brown outs. And they said something, they didn't have an actual reason on their website. 18 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:06,960 They normally do, if I'm not mistaken. Or they provide an email with an explanation of what was, 19 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:13,360 I guess, what the problem was. But I haven't gotten anything and whatever. So the problem is 20 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:21,520 the world is overpopulated. You know what? How are you going to get it? Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. This 21 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:28,160 is insane. They're like, and the explanation is Big Brother said we can't say so. Right. So we're 22 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:35,760 just going to do this so we can, you guys can comply, but not really comply and make the world a 23 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:43,680 hotter place. Yeah. That's all about the, you know, yeah, I'm just going to shut up. 24 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:48,000 That was my rant. And you know what? Okay. So for the listeners, 25 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:53,440 Binoid Company, I want to say is who I ordered my mushrooms through. Mushrooms through. 26 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:58,400 They're not psychoactive, but I've been on the mushroom thing and I'm loving it. However, 27 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:02,320 when they sent me my actual order, this is my second time ordering with them, 28 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:09,360 I ordered other stuff, everything mushroom. Why did A, they fucked up my order? B, I sent a picture 29 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:14,400 and I emailed them. I'm like, Hey, you guys sent me THC. Like, what the fuck am I supposed to do 30 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:19,760 with this? I don't do THC. Well, guess what? I talked to the Mona bullets all night last night 31 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:27,680 because I had nothing else better to do since the car was out. And I'm like, maybe I should take this 32 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:34,480 because Binoid already shipped out my replacement mushroom chocolate bar. So that's on its way. 33 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:39,200 But I'm like, I don't do THC and they're like, just keep the fucking bottle. I'm like, okay, 34 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:42,800 so I talked to Mona bullets and Pima on a bullet. So it's like, yeah, just fucking take a gummy. 35 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:48,640 And she's like, you have a high tolerance to everything. You probably won't feel it. Well, 36 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:54,000 you know what? I didn't feel it, Pima on a bullets, but the help the home alarm kept going on and off 37 00:03:54,000 --> 00:04:00,240 when they were, I guess, fixing the, they're trying to restore the power. So it always like 38 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:06,320 reset or whatever and simply say on that's what it kept fucking saying, like on and off. So I'm 39 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:11,920 like, Oh, I guess I fucking dozed off. I woke up like after midnight, like the last time I talked to 40 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:17,040 you after that, I dozed off on the couch and just my fucking chones and no fucking top with the 41 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:23,680 fucking windows open and the front door. Nope. Nope. Fucks. But I woke up and I'm like, Holy 42 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:29,920 shit. I fucking knocked out and I woke up this morning and I was kind of, I wasn't groggy, but 43 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:34,640 my body was like really relaxed and I'm like, Oh, this is not going to work for me. 44 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:40,640 That will just slow me down. But I had a good, I wouldn't have been able to knock out in this 45 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:46,320 fucking hot house, hot ass house without power if I didn't have that T.H.C. in me. So thank you, 46 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:54,640 Pomona Bullets. Dr. Pomona Bullets. You know what? I'm Dr. Green thumb. I guess. But these 47 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:59,360 millennials that make all these little edibles and shit, like, I don't know, I'm a flower girl, but 48 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:11,360 but honestly, I really was like, Yeah, I encouraged Medusa. Just just try it. And I did. We have, we 49 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:20,080 were up there in our age, but you know, we're still fire. And but we've been around the block a 50 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:26,240 couple of times. So I know she has a high tolerance. You anybody can say, Oh, I'm going to drink Medusa 51 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:32,640 or Pomona Bullets on your table. We can, that's our, that's our like, our chart. Yeah, that's that. 52 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:40,240 Yeah, we can be like, Oh, I'm sure now that well, I don't know. I'm, I'm, I poured tequila. I asked 53 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:44,160 Pomona Bullets before we logged on. I'm like, Are you drinking? She's like, Yeah, it's brunch. 54 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:48,560 And I'm like, All right, fuck it. Tequila it is. So I've a shot of tequila and then my crystal 55 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:57,760 light with vodka because it's fucking hot outside. Girl, I was like, Johnny Walker, hello. And excuse 56 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:03,760 me. I know, but I have my matcha green tea almond latte as well. Look, you're back. You're hydrating 57 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:08,720 and libating at the same time. Good girl. Good girl. You know how we roll. So that's right. 58 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:16,720 That's my brunch. But I'm glad that you actually, so I was trying to explain to you that it, 59 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:21,440 it sometimes you eat these gummies and you're just like, I don't feel shit. And 60 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:29,040 it just creeps up on you. So it kind of depends because then you're just like drooling all over 61 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:36,880 your pillow and your logs, you know, if I did that with no air and no electricity, can you imagine? 62 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:49,360 Yeah, on the couch. Yeah. Yeah. Um, no. I wake up sometimes I'm like, Damn, why is it just yikes? 63 00:06:49,920 --> 00:07:00,560 No, this is all bad. I only change my sheets twice a month. I'm lazy like that. 64 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:04,880 Well, you don't have you don't sleep with the dogs. So that's understandable. I change them 65 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:09,440 every week because my puppy sleeps with me and that's just needs to be changed. 66 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:18,160 Yeah. See, that's another thing. Just yes. But there's times where I so I have a plethora of 67 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:28,800 these gummies. And what's the brand you buy? So, oh, geez, I'm all doing. Yeah. Now that we're on 68 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:34,720 this new platform, I can probably add pictures. Oh, no, we're not doing the only one. But when we 69 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:41,760 do video, yeah, not today. So the next time or whenever we do video, probably next week, 70 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:51,280 fingers crossed, Pomona bullets. Yes. We can add pictures or water. You can put on a mask, 71 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:56,480 a Corona mask, if you don't want to like put your makeup on or whatever, you can be in just total 72 00:07:56,480 --> 00:08:00,560 disguise. We should have disguised it. That would be great too. Like we would just dress up like, 73 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:05,200 you know, like we would, I would come to your place and we would just fucking do whatever. And 74 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:12,160 one day we'll draw like doing 80s and then we should do that. And that'll give me excuse to buy 75 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:18,960 shit that I would never use except I guess for a podcast video recording. All the Maudi grass beads. 76 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:27,360 Yeah, but they're called drops here that I buy. I prefer that brand. This called drops. 77 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:35,760 Drops. Like raindrops. And it's, it's, they're super cool because they give this little QR code 78 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:42,640 and you can scan it and you can see exactly what you're doing, what the level is, what all this 79 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:51,840 and it's so God, me and technology, I we're not friends, but it's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. 80 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:58,880 And it'll tell you an energy level. Like, Hey, are you trying to just be creative? Are you trying 81 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:06,560 to like go to sleep? Are you trying to, you know, don't take this one if you're trying to drive, 82 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:15,280 like hence go to sleep or whatever. But yeah, I like them. I like the creative ones because it 83 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:20,800 kind of just mellows me out to the point where I don't even take them. And they're like little tiny, 84 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:29,920 like little sugar cubes. And I'll just bite half of it so I can kind of find my way and see if it's 85 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:34,640 going to work for me or not. Like, I don't know. I mean, I have to take my kid to karate. I got to, 86 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:43,360 I got to wash the dishes. I got to cook dinner. I got to go grocery shopping. So there's, I get a 87 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:50,800 little nervous because I don't know. I'm so old school where it's just, I don't know. But it's, I, I can't. 88 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:56,480 But these ones are really, really cool. They tell you exactly what it is. You really have to look 89 00:09:56,480 --> 00:10:03,120 it up and find out the milligrams and stuff that it has and find out your own tolerance as well. 90 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:08,080 So that's what you meant last night. You're like, I looked up your square and it's like whatever 91 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:14,000 milligrams. I'm like, okay, that's cool. Well, I thought I was like, holy shit, dude, you're 92 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:20,400 fucking 220. I was like, Oh, that's the whole fucking bag. That's like a dose. You know, 93 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:24,320 I know, I know what you're talking about. Okay. Cause I'm like, okay. 94 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,120 And I was like, are you good? Take another one. 95 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:33,520 That's what you meant. Okay. Well, it knocked me out and I wasn't planning to knock out, 96 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:39,920 but I'm glad I did. Cause you always wake up, but you feel gruggie, but to me, I'm like, I, 97 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:46,640 I feel like I just, I, it's called a waking bake. But once you are erect and you're walking around, 98 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:50,800 you're brushing your teeth, you're washing your face, doing whatever your routine is, 99 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:56,000 you, it, it dies off. And then you're ready to go for the day sober. 100 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,640 Fight the world. Um, yeah, all good. 101 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:06,240 Or I guess if you're doing mushrooms and fucking weed, it's called California sober. That means, 102 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:11,520 um, you don't drink alcohol or do other drugs. It's just, I guess weed. If I'm saying that correctly, 103 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:16,960 I don't know. I'm sure somebody's going to correct me on that, but California sober is like no 104 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:24,560 alcohol. And I want to say no hard drugs is just like weed. Oh yeah. Yeah. I, I believe that. That's 105 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:35,520 been for like 50 years now. There you go. But we're, we're going to perfect our perfection. And, uh, 106 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:42,160 we're going to get this because, you know, life is tough. Everybody, but you know, you don't, 107 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:48,880 you don't have to lean on anything, but there's things to help. And it's not called fentanyl. 108 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:54,480 It's not called crack, not called Coke. It's not called any of that shit. We can just do it from 109 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:59,680 the earth, even though they just make these gummies and shit. It's like, why do you make it so sour 110 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:08,560 and so yummy? I'm like, this is delicious. I remember one time I bought this fucking thing from 111 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:14,640 when I was in SoCal and it was called a Scooby snack. And it was one of those cookies that are, 112 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:20,800 um, what are those sugar cookies with the cinnamon on it, the snickerdoodles or whatever? 113 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:27,440 Yeah, snickerdoodles. Yeah, there you go. I bought one. I was like, whoa, but Scooby, the dog from 114 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:35,040 Scooby-Doo was on there, but his eyes were just bloodshot. And I was like, wow, that doesn't look 115 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:42,240 good. Like, I don't, I don't want to do all of that. But anyways, I bought it. I took a little bite 116 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:49,760 and I was like, this shit is so good. This tastes delicious. This is so delicious. And, um, I didn't 117 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:56,160 really read the directions and shit. And I was just like, ended up eating maybe half of this cookie 118 00:12:56,160 --> 00:13:04,720 that was probably the size of the circumference of a softball. And I ate half of it. I was throwing 119 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:09,840 up. I was at a hotel. I was throwing up in the planters that they had. I couldn't even get to my 120 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:19,120 room. I felt so, man, it was bad. It was bad. I don't know what the fuck that was. Like, seriously, 121 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:28,000 I'm Islander. This would be in my blood. I was like, yeah, what the hell was that? It was crazy. 122 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:36,000 But I ended up figuring out all I need is a little bite. And all I have to do is wait. I need some 123 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:45,120 patience. You just need to wait about an hour and it'll kick in. So it's weird when you digest this 124 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:52,640 shit. Usually I'm just like, I'm gonna smoke that shit. I'm high. Um, no, no, when you eat these 125 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:57,680 gummies or you eat these edibles and all this and that, like, I don't know, you have to, you have to 126 00:13:57,680 --> 00:14:04,400 like just wait. And I just feel like I take a little bite and I'm just waiting. I set a little alarm. 127 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,040 I'm just like so old. Just waiting. 128 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:12,800 Yeah, exactly. You're like, I need the snail. I need the dopey rush now. 129 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:20,480 Yeah, we're in the now generation. So I need it now. Now. There's no more fax machines. There's no 130 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:29,440 more snail mail. I need it now. Instant results. There you go. Right. Okay. Come on. So I'm here 131 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:34,480 to tell you McDonald's, you know, McDonald's has different, I guess when they're in other countries, 132 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:44,080 they have like different types of food offerings. Yes. Okay. So on Instagram, McDonald's in Canada, 133 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:51,120 all the, I guess all the McDonald's in Canada, they have a ramen McShaker fries. 134 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:58,000 Ramen McShaker fries in Canada. You would think that would be Hawaii first. 135 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:05,360 Right? And it's so it's ramen flavored with a blend of miso, soy, sesame, cayenne, pepper, 136 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:10,960 and chili. And I'm like, damn, if they, I would actually get back on French fries if they offered 137 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:17,760 that down here. Because it sounds pretty fucking good. You know what? I kind of, why the fuck, 138 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:23,440 Canada? Why? Exactly. Why? And all people like Canada would never eat wrong or I don't know, 139 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:28,480 maybe because it's winter up there and in the wintertime, but that's what it said on Instagram. 140 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:31,920 And I'm like, and that looked pretty good. I'll send you the link. And I guess I'll put it in the 141 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:37,200 show notes, but I was just like, why can't they offer that shit here in like the United States? 142 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:42,720 Like, why is it always like in some odd country and Canada's not really odd, but I mean, some 143 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:47,600 off country, that's not the United States where this shit would fucking fly here in the United 144 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:52,560 States. I would, I want to say, but well, I'm West Coast, maybe, maybe maybe on the West and the 145 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:59,520 East Coast. Oh, yeah, you're right. Not like the Midwest or whatever. So yeah, it's funny because 146 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:09,920 okay, so my brother comes to the mainland, America, the mainland, but Hawaii is part or whatever. 147 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:17,120 But back in the day, he was maybe, I don't know, 12 or so. And I don't know, I'm like, 148 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:24,160 I'm in Pampers, not Pampers early, but I mean, I'm like four or five, I don't know. And he, we go to 149 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:35,520 McDonald's and he's asking for a rice patty and Hawaiian punch and me and my other siblings who 150 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:42,800 were born in the mainland and Son and Kelly, whatever. We're like, yeah, chicken nuggets and 151 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:50,240 honey sauce, that stupid fake honey shit and all this stuff. And we're like Hawaiian punch, 152 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:55,520 rice patty, like, what are you talking about? He's like, what do you mean you guys don't have that? 153 00:16:56,080 --> 00:17:04,320 Your friends don't have that. But when I went to Hawaii, I'm like, oh, snap. Their menu is completely 154 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:11,840 different. Yes, they serve Hawaiian punch. You don't get like, you get Pepsi or Coke, Hawaiian punch 155 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:22,320 or Sprite. Hawaiian punch is the fave and high C, high C. The orange flavor. Yeah. Yeah. 156 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:28,640 Did your mom growing up or maybe your dad, did they ever like, when my mom would have 157 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:32,080 her friends over and they would have like whatever they do their Bible study, I would assume, 158 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:39,120 she would bring out her punch bowl and she would fill it with Hawaiian punch, make the juice, 159 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:44,400 and then she'd also put like seven up in it and ice cream, I guess. Yes, that's sherbet ice cream. 160 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,000 Yes. And then it would be like a drink and I'm like, that's the only way I could drink or I like 161 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:57,040 sherbet ice cream because I fuck that shit just is so disgusting on its own. I don't do nothing. 162 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:04,240 Okay, so maybe that is an Islander thing. I didn't even think about it that way because I never saw 163 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:09,360 a like white people do that when I went to my friend's house. So that explains it. 164 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:16,800 I had that for my birthday once and I was just like, what's the F? It was like the little phone 165 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:22,480 Yes, it looks like disgusting, but when you make this weather it tastes fucking phenomenal. 166 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:31,440 It's punch. We're celebrating. What do you mean? You don't like this? This is like amazing. It's a 167 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:40,320 celebration. Right? I guess it's an Islander thing like Filipinos Island like Pacific Islanders has 168 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:45,920 to be has to be has to be because you're right. I've never went to a Caucasian and I'm half 169 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:52,160 Caucasian. I've never been to like a full Caucasian family who said, hey, come to my birthday party 170 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:58,720 and they had that punch bowl. Never. In fact, no other families that I ever went to for a party 171 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:04,160 had a fucking punch bowl. Let's start there. What's a ladle and the paper cups on the side? 172 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:10,320 And my mom's fruit punch bowl and she had the fruit punch or the fruit punch bowl and then she had 173 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:15,120 the matching cups. It was a whole set. It was all like with the frosted fucking glass. Little glass, 174 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:20,560 little little cups, little mugs. And they're like barely it's like an espresso cup. Like you could have 175 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:30,880 like maybe a sip of fucking punch. God, I love you Pomona bullets. Good times, man. Good times. 176 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:35,920 And I had a look. I just Googled it. So the official name, I guess, at least on Google, it says it's 177 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:43,440 the name of this drink is Rainbur, I'm sorry, Rainbow Sherbert Punch. Well, hey, we're in June. So 178 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:48,080 let's do this. Everybody. You know what? If we did that Pomona bullets, I'd have to throw in some 179 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:53,840 a lot like a liter of vodka. Oh, no shit. I make that like some jungle juice shit. Like 180 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:58,800 that. I don't know. And I was like, and then minus the sherbert. 181 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:04,720 Yeah, minus the sherbert. Let's replace that with vodka. Please. 182 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,320 Put that in my flask. 183 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:22,560 All right. Here's my latte. While you're watching your son do karate karate. Yeah. 184 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:34,480 Oh shit. Speaking of that, the other day I was dropping off my son at karate and I'm doing like 185 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:42,160 an illegal, I guess, stop, whatever. It's not. I didn't think it was that too illegal. So anyways, 186 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:47,840 I'm just going to the front of the dojo. I tell my son, hurry up, get out. He's doing 187 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:54,000 sparring. He has all this stuff. Yeah. And I put my emergency lights on just like I'm just here for 188 00:20:54,000 --> 00:21:00,800 a second. I know I'm blocking driveways and whatnot, but I'm here for not even a minute. 189 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:06,800 So I put my emergencies on and blah, blah, blah. My son grabs his gear. He gets out. He's like, 190 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,880 all right, mom, go, go, go. And I was like, all right, see you and now I'm taking off. Why 191 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:15,840 is there a cop right behind me with those lights on? Are you there? And I said, oh, 192 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:21,440 shit. And then my son turns and he looks at me and he says, you can be okay. I don't know. 193 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:27,360 I mean, I have my tags are legit. Everything's good. Like I don't know. I mean, 194 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:33,280 come on of all of you cut out. So start over because the listeners need to hear. 195 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:42,160 Okay. So I'm going to begin. I was dropping my son off at karate and I pulled to, 196 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:50,480 I did a park that like I'm blocking driveways per se. It was going to be a minute drop off. My 197 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:55,760 son's going to jump out. I put my emergency lights on. I'm just like, hurry up and get out. 198 00:21:55,760 --> 00:22:05,840 My son gets out. Wasn't even a minute. Why does my son, well, why he's walking away and 199 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:13,280 there's a cop behind me and he turns on his lights. What? Yeah. And I wasn't even there for 30 200 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:19,680 seconds even, but I put on my emergencies like, you know, I'm just letting people know like, 201 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:24,160 I know this is illegal. I shouldn't be driving driveways and stuff, but it's I'm just dropping 202 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:33,040 my son off, whatever. And I, my son looks at me and says, are you going to be okay? 203 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:41,520 Oh, you're in the car? No, he was already walking to the dojo. Oh, okay. And he just kind of turned 204 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:46,720 and looked and saw the cop car behind me, the lights on his shit. And I'm like, oh my gosh. 205 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:55,440 But I wasn't blocking traffic. I was blocking driveway, a driveway. So I was like, oh, 206 00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:06,640 this is going to be a good day. Fuck me. But I decide to turn off my hazards and I just drive up 207 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:11,680 and I'm like, okay, I'll pull over to a safe spot, I guess. And isn't that what you're supposed to do 208 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:15,520 when you're getting pulled over or whatever? Yeah, I do that all the time with my hands. Well, 209 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:20,720 I don't do I don't get pulled over all the time. But when I hear yes, and have my hands at 10 and 210 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:27,520 two, I was like, well, let me just move from these driveways and go to a side where I can just pull 211 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:36,480 over, I guess the fucking cop just pulls up and he slows down and he just waves high and keeps going. 212 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:44,960 And I'm like, are you super troopers? Yeah, I'm like, are you fucking kidding me, Rook? 213 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:51,760 You fucking Rook, you fucking asshole. But I do know the guy. I was just like, you know what? 214 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:55,360 You better. I don't know. 215 00:23:55,360 --> 00:24:06,000 You put my my heart in my stomach, bro. Like, come on, the hell. I'm a fucking good citizen. 216 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:14,000 Taking my kid to karate. Leave me alone. But it was a little scary. And my son's like, oh my god, 217 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:22,080 mom, no. I'm good, dude. I'm good, bro. I'm good. Yeah, that was just my little stupid ass story 218 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:29,200 from fucking like a couple days ago. Shit. Well, good. Yeah, I'm glad I'm good. I'm just gonna take 219 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:34,800 it because I'm like, what the fuck, bro? You're just she's just dropping off her kid. Yeah. And 220 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:41,200 it's like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Because these Oregonians, it's fucking suns out guns out you. 221 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:47,840 I don't know. Like, it's just they call in sick because they, you know, yeah, I don't know. 222 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:53,360 These people is like the sun, which I get because it's what we get sun three months out of the 223 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:59,520 fucking year. It's horrible. I can't wait till my son graduates high school on fucking outies. 224 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:08,480 Yeah, I'm not gonna be here. Not with these spiders, not with these snakes, not with the 225 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:19,760 frogs. Like I'm just ready to have all these things. They just yuck. It's not me. I'm a city girl 226 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:28,080 or an island girl. I'd rather deal with geckos, excuse me, crabs, just spiders for sure. 227 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:37,280 Do you have mosquitoes in your area because it's so warm? Oh my gosh. Yes. Okay, that's what I got. 228 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:45,440 And don't get me wrong. That's across the globe, I guess, but the environment and everything. But 229 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:51,840 here it's just like, I don't like the snakes and the nutria and this, you know, I just don't like 230 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:58,880 change. And I don't want to learn about your guys' critters. I'd rather go home. I'd just 231 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:05,360 rather go home. Fuck your coyotes and stuff. I don't know. It's pretty funny because I, you know 232 00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:12,960 what, honestly, I don't think there's coyotes in Hawaii. Well, it's fucking segregated by, 233 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:19,440 it's called segregated by body of water known as the Pacific Ocean. Yeah, but we got cows and 234 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:27,520 chickens. They ship those motherfuckers over. Yeah, exactly. So speaking of coyotes last week, 235 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:34,320 I've been walking, but a PSA for dog owners, if it's over 80 degrees, do not walk your dog on 236 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:38,800 pavement. I see so many fucking people do that here. And I want to take my pistol out and shoot 237 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:44,800 you guys because that's animal cruelty. Put your dog in a fucking stroller like I do and walk them 238 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:49,760 to the park or stroll them to the park and then let them play on the grass or put them in your 239 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:56,720 fucking car. Do not be rude to or cruel to your animals. On that note, last, this past week, 240 00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:03,200 I was coming back from the park with Fenway. I had her in the stroller and normally I only see 241 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:08,800 coyotes like at night or like really early in the morning or like, um, yeah, late at night or 242 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:12,960 early in the morning. That's when they're out, I guess, looking for food. Sure. Why was there a 243 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:18,400 fucking coyote two houses down sitting on the grass like a fucking dog? I didn't see it. I'm 244 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:24,160 walking, I'm walking Fenway up in her stroller and all of a sudden it darts out and looks at us. 245 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:29,040 And I'm like, the fuck is going on? Am I like in a horror flick? And then it just kept going. 246 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:36,320 The pause are too hot. Right. That's probably why good. I wish it would just fucking burn. 247 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:43,840 You know, I fucking hate coyotes, but yeah, what the fuck? Do you, you probably, 248 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:48,640 and they're scrawny now. I don't know, like when you were growing up, because I remember growing 249 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:53,680 up the coyotes were like really full, but the ones down here are extra scrawny. So I don't, 250 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:56,960 I guess they're not getting their fucking food. That's why they're coming down. 251 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:05,120 Yeah. Right. And then, um, so the week before last, this past week, I took Fenway out like 252 00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:10,640 at four a.m. for her first walk and we're walking and I hold the close like really tight and 253 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:15,760 close to me. So, um, that way I can snatch her up if I need to. Why was there a coyote fucking 254 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:19,920 following? Like it was just legit following us when it's locked eyes on Fenway. I was just like, 255 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:24,480 it was walking to the right. So I walked to the left and then it started, it just kept fucking 256 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,360 falling. I'm like, you know, I guess we're not going to the bathroom right now. Let's go back 257 00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:34,800 inside. Oh, it's so goddamn annoying. Are they, is there fires right now? And, uh, you know what, 258 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:40,240 there was one last week and not in like right where I'm at, but you could smell it and there 259 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:45,440 was like, there was ash all over my car when I woke up the next morning. Well, then there you go. 260 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:51,280 The coyotes and all that shit, they just come down. They're like, help. Yeah. Well, I didn't think 261 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:56,240 about it that way too. And then we have all the bears here that, um, yeah, just like to look through 262 00:28:56,240 --> 00:29:03,440 our trash cans seriously. They're like, our whole, our whole home was burnt the fuck down. So we're 263 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:09,360 just going to see what you guys are wasting. We're moving land, their, their natural habitat to 264 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:17,600 build new fucking homes. How about that? Oh, I hate people. Welcome to the I Hope People podcast 265 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:24,000 featuring, but we're going to do some Pomona bullets. I love you guys, but I just, I don't know, 266 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:36,320 just stop procreating, please. I actually have notes for today. Um, great. So remember, I don't 267 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:40,640 know, I know we talked about this twice already. And I guess this is going to be the third time. 268 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:47,120 Tooth implants. There's been an update on tooth implants. Pomona. Oh, no. It is scheduled for 269 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:54,640 the first human trial starting in September. And the trial is going to take place at Kyoto University 270 00:29:54,640 --> 00:30:01,040 in Japan, of course. And this drug obviously is going to regenerate teeth. It's going to be a trial 271 00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:09,360 on 30 males who are missing at least one molar. It is going to be administrated via IV. And before 272 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:17,440 the trial, it was originally tested on ferrets and rats with no significant side effects. 273 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:22,240 I put emphasis on no significant. Now, did they list the side effects? Of course they didn't. 274 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:31,440 But no significant. I put that in bold and italics. Yeah, there's, yeah, you're going to have like your 275 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:37,760 fucking central, which is basically the, the two, like your little gopher, your little rabbit teeth, 276 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:44,880 the two that you, the people, the most population just floss is the middle to get the cilantro or 277 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:52,080 whatever the fuck out of those two fucking teeth are going to grow to be like a beaver. 278 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:58,320 Oh my God, I'm so curious. I fucking love you. I want to floss everything. I just need to get the 279 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:02,320 one with the broccoli. I just need to get this fucking food out of my teeth so people can stop 280 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:07,120 telling me I got broccoli in my teeth or cilantro or whatever the fuck you ate. Like, 281 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:11,040 because everybody says, oh, he's in the front. Nobody fucking flosses the back. 282 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:16,640 Assholes. Oh my fucking God. And that's why they have to get their molars fucking. 283 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:28,240 Now you're going to be a shark grill with your fucking. You're going to. This is amazing. 284 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:34,880 This is amazing. This is amazing news to me. And I just love how people are just fucking 285 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:41,680 shit holes that just fucking do this for a dollar. Like, this is great. I'll do this for a tooth. 286 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:46,800 Yeah. And then you're going to get cancer, colon cancer, fucking who knows who knows what the 287 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:52,240 fuck you're going to get depression, thoughts of suicide. Who knows? But you're going to have a 288 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:57,520 tooth, but you're going to have a tooth and you're going to be able to eat. But have you not ate 289 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:03,520 this whole time? Like, fuck it. Who cares? Fuck you missing a tooth. Who cares? You can still 290 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:11,840 fucking eat some fucking oatmeal. Right. Right. You're in Japan. 291 00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:14,560 Water in the blender. 292 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,840 Fucking idiots. But I'll do it for a dollar. 293 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,720 Okay. So now that we're talking about teeth, you know, like, 294 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:30,160 have you, I'm sure you've heard of this because you're like, you're a lot younger than me, 295 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:34,640 but still, like, you know, when people get like, they have tumors in their stomach or whatever, 296 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:38,560 and they have them removed and then it has like fucking teeth and fucking hair. 297 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:43,440 Absolutely. Yes. It's so fuck. I don't know. I need to look that up and see why it does that. 298 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:49,520 Like, was it trying to make a baby even though it wasn't a baby? Oh, it was. Yes. It was like a 299 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:59,680 twin that should have been and that other fetus just, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't GTS that shit. 300 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:03,920 You're gonna fucking have nightmares. Just don't. Well, just seeing like that shit from before, 301 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:07,920 even the internet was around. Like you see them on the newspapers or time or whatever, 302 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:12,880 Newsweek or whatever growing up, you'd see like the, I guess, the pictures that they took in the 303 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:18,160 hospital or whatever. And I'm just like, that thing is disgusting. Like it has, it's like a growth, 304 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:24,960 but it has human hair and fucking teeth. Yeah. It was a twin should have been a twin. 305 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:34,400 And that's what I keep saying. And I will say it again, people need a license to drive a car. 306 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:41,760 They need a license to fish that you should have a fucking license to procreate. Like just you, 307 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:50,480 not everybody should be able to. I mean, I mean, you should. But I mean, if you're gonna just raise 308 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:57,200 a, I don't know, it's just so bad. I love, you know what, I hate the human race, but I love the 309 00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:04,000 human race because I am the human race, but fucking a dude. Seriously. This is nuts. But yeah, 310 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:14,800 that's that's so crazy that it is they have teeth, hair. Yeah. It's like these tumors are legit 311 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:22,000 real. Maybe it might not only just be like, Oh, you could have been a twin and then everybody 312 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:27,040 gets all depressed and gets on Prozac and said I had a twin and the teeth came out of me and 313 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:33,920 whatever. I'm just so sensitive and fucking whatever. I don't know. But you know, I do feel 314 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:41,600 sorry for you guys. Sorry. But no, sometimes it's just like, Hey, DNA is just, it's just, it is what 315 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:50,480 it is. It's it's always what do you want to call it? It's just transforming every fucking day. 316 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:54,720 Like we're I mean, the flu shot just start there. 317 00:34:56,640 --> 00:35:02,400 Like, I mean, I don't know, we can't get into this because I will, we would have like a two 318 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:08,400 session only Pomona bullets talks about the flu shot and how this shit goes. Do you get the flu 319 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:13,760 shot by the way? I used to not anymore. I think I did it like maybe 10 or 15 years ago. I did it 320 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:17,600 two years in a row and then I'm like, Oh, I'm just getting injected with fucking poison. Why would I 321 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:25,280 want to do that? Get pneumonia walking pneumonia after they are you're gonna know but anytime my 322 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:30,480 mom got fucking flu shots, she would get sick and I'm like, Well, yeah, it's fucking poison. Hello. 323 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:37,760 Yeah, stronger. Your body's supposed to like regenerate on its own, but whatever. Yeah, 324 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:42,800 I'm like, I'm just gonna swim in the fucking dirty ass rivers full of fucking oceans and 325 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:48,000 shit and just fucking build my tolerance. I don't need a flu shot. Drink some water from the garden 326 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:54,400 house. Yeah, exactly. I'm just gonna fucking adapt to my environment. I don't need no fucking flu 327 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:59,680 shot. Fuck you guys. But everybody who gets flu shots, I hope you guys are safe. 328 00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:12,320 Yeah, you can take mine too. Get my free flu shot to your kid. I don't know. I don't do flu shots. 329 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:20,560 Fuck that. I did a flu shot. I never did a flu shot. And one year. Oh, shit. It was like 20 years ago. 330 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:26,640 I got the flu shot and I ended up with walking pneumonia. I never even got the flu like that. 331 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:33,120 Yeah, I would get the flu, but not where I'm trying not to get the flu. I mean, I thought to myself 332 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:40,960 that, Hey, it's fucking winter. Get the flu. Everybody gets fucking flu. Is this just the fact of 333 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:47,840 being hot and cold? And I guess Southern Kelly, I guess it's just, yeah, you know, when you're 334 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:54,640 gonna have fucking allergies or get the fucking flu or it's cold season. So they call it. Yeah. 335 00:36:54,640 --> 00:37:00,160 But don't fuck you with your fucking little egg embryos and injecting the shit and fucking making. 336 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:04,080 Nah, I ain't putting that shit in me. Fuck you. Get the flu shot. Fuck off. 337 00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:11,760 You got the flu shot. Yeah. And there you go. But up. 338 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:19,360 But up. So speaking of shots, Pomona bullets. So this earlier this week, I sent Pomona bullets. 339 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:23,440 It was on my Twitter feed and I will always call it Twitter. I will not call it fucking X 340 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:31,840 because fuck. Ellen was on my Twitter and it was like maybe 30. I don't know how long it was, but 341 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:38,320 there was a range of women from the ages of 22 up to 55. And each one was asked how many shots of 342 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:44,320 Botox they've had and where they got it shot. And some of them looked really fucking well, most of 343 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:48,800 them look really fucking scary. The 22 year old looked really fucking scary. I'm like, you're 344 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:54,800 23. Oh my God. What are you, hairline? Oh my God. I'm like, you need a hair. 345 00:37:54,800 --> 00:38:01,360 Tyra Banks, slow it down. Yeah. So my question, Pomona bullets, and to the listeners, 346 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:12,080 how does getting Botox, first of all, regardless of how many injections you've had, 347 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:18,960 like some ladies said she had 60 injections, like Pomona bullets shot, 60 injections, 122 injections, 348 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:25,040 whatever, right? How does this affect giving your man a blow job? Serious fucking question. 349 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:30,400 Like, I'm pretty sure if your face is frozen, it's going to be kind of hard to 350 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:37,760 do that. But their lips are juicy. That's college, that's the thing to get collagen. 351 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:42,320 They have to get, that's a different thing. That's not Botox. I don't even know what that is. 352 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:46,800 I'm assuming that's a lip, I want to say it's lip injections or lip filler, but I don't think 353 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:53,840 it's Botox. I want to say it's collagen. I could be wrong though. When you sent me that video, 354 00:38:55,520 --> 00:39:02,080 I had to take my jaw up off of the floor. I was like, and you know, it was funny because 355 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:09,840 these gals, like you said, their age ranges from, you know, their 20s to, I think the oldest one 356 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:17,120 was the doctor who was in her 60s or something. And they kept saying, and I just kept thinking, 357 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:27,840 oh, I'm 23 and I have 18 units. And I'm like, okay, so do you keep that unit injection under 358 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:34,800 your age? But nope. Then there was that one that was like, I'm 43 and I have 174. And it's like, 359 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:42,960 wow, what, they all look crazy. They all look just, I don't understand. I don't, I don't know. 360 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:50,880 It just, it's, it's gross to me. I don't know if everybody thinks that's the new thing, 361 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:55,360 just like the eyelashes and all this shit. And the, like you said, the lip injections. And now 362 00:39:55,360 --> 00:40:02,720 it's the boat. I understand that there don't get me wrong. There was a time in my life, like last 363 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:11,440 week, where I have that resting bitch face and I have that little like, I frown a lot. I think I 364 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:16,400 frown a lot. And I just have that line right between my eyebrows. Oh, I have that too. Yeah, 365 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:20,560 I have that. Mine is really deep. Yeah, mine too. And I just thought like, well, a little 366 00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:25,840 bowtie right there and just, boom, I'm happy. I just, I don't look so like I'm just this resting 367 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:32,160 bitch and resting bitch face all the time. I'm always, I, I squint for everything when I don't 368 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:39,120 have my glasses on. Yeah. And I, when I, when the sun is in my eyes and I still have my sunglasses, 369 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:46,080 I still squint. I, when some, when I smell something horrid, I'm just like, ew, I'm squinting. It's 370 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:54,960 like, I just have this ugly face all the time, I guess. But I don't. Yeah. But, but I just smile 371 00:40:54,960 --> 00:41:02,400 and it gets, it gets better. But when I smile, I still see that fucking line right in between my 372 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:09,760 eyebrows. It's just there. It's just there. Yours isn't there. No, it's there. It's really deep. 373 00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:17,680 Yeah. So I was thinking Botox just inject a little bit. But you know what? Nope. Not after you 374 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:23,760 sent me that video. I'm like, I'm good. I'm just gonna. I will, I'll put the link now that I'm, 375 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:27,760 now that I can podcast from my computer and I have it all set up, I'm taking notes. So I will 376 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:32,240 put that in the fucking show notes with the web link. I sent that to Darcy as well, right? And 377 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:38,560 she's like, she's like, Medusa, this is why there's no more alpha males in existence. 378 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:43,200 Because they have to deal with these fucking narcissistic bitches. And that's why they're 379 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:47,760 cucks and they're beta men now. And I'm like, you know what? Darcy, I love you. 380 00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:49,760 Noted. 381 00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:55,280 Starter, she needs to be on our podcast. Right? She's too busy. She has a life. 382 00:41:55,280 --> 00:42:01,680 Oh, I know. Shit. But I'm like, this is why you gotta, I guess like me and Pomona Bullets 383 00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:06,000 at least since we're older, we're just like, yeah, I'm gonna hang out with guys that are like late 384 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:14,560 forties on up because I can't deal with the other snowflakes. Yeah, what the hell? Just, it looks 385 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:21,920 like to me, it looks like your mother put your hair in a fucking ponytail so tight and you're 386 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:28,800 just like, boom. Just, it hurts. That's what you can't even do. 387 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:33,840 She looked like she was like the alien that popped out of Sigourney Weaver. Remember the 388 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:39,920 movie A-Land? Yes. When it popped out of the stomach? That's what she reminded me of. I know 389 00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:43,440 that's rude to say, but I'm like, I don't understand. I told Darcy, I'm like, I don't 390 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:48,480 understand how these women, especially like the younger ones, why they look in the mirror and 391 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:52,080 they're like, I think I look good. I'm like, no, you look really fucking scary. Like you 392 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:58,000 should be in a horror movie with all this shit. You know, there was, I was watching Jeff Godfrey 393 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:06,000 stand up thing and he was saying that Kim Kardashian was saying that Botox ruined her acting career. 394 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:12,720 Why? I'm sure she was an actress. Yeah, exactly. 395 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:24,320 Just how? How? Like all this shit? Like what? What? I don't understand. This Botox shit has 396 00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:31,840 gone out of control. I sound like an old lady just like, no. What are you doing? 397 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:40,240 But um, yeah, so if you happen to be listening to us, anybody who gets Botox, if you can chime in 398 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:45,440 and let me know how blowjobs go on your part, or maybe you're not doing what you should, but I 399 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:52,320 need to know how blowjobs work when your face is frozen. Yeah, well, you know what? My face 400 00:43:52,320 --> 00:44:01,600 is in front of me and I reject blowjobs. Like so. I'm sorry. You want me to kiss you after this? 401 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:11,840 You're like, sure. Yeah. And if you're down, then oh, you're okay. I don't know. But yeah, I'm old. 402 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:26,960 I'm tired. We can have fun in other places. Yeah, I already have lockjaw. I have lockjaw, 403 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:35,200 TMJ. My jaw had to pop it back in place. And yeah. Are you serious? Yes. Yeah. Because you 404 00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:42,400 grind your teeth at night or because you gave way too many blowjobs in your earlier life? No, 405 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:50,240 it was just, I think it was, I think it actually came from the kickboxing that I'd done and everything 406 00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:56,880 and getting busted up and I, you know, dislocated my jaw and stuff. So basically it's like the 407 00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:03,680 mandibular, which is the bottom portion of your jaw. It's called the mandibular. And so when you 408 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:12,880 talk, when you eat, the maxillary is the top portion. And there's this little, little gummy 409 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:18,560 stuff that just like, I don't know what they call it, like the scientific term or whatnot. But if 410 00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:23,520 you get that dislocated, it's like if you chew gum for too long and it's just like you have to spit 411 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:31,760 it out because it's just, it's hard. It's like you're, so it doesn't, it's not so elastic. So my 412 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:36,480 jaw just locks sometimes. There is times where I'm trying to eat fucking, it's just cereal, 413 00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:43,680 it's fucking like cinnamon toast crunch. And I'm just trying to go to work and I'm gonna eat and 414 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:51,200 my jaw just won't, my, my, my teeth, the top and the bottom, the jaw, it just, the mandibular is 415 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:59,440 the bottom. It just won't go down and I can't even fit the spoon in and it locks and I'm just like, 416 00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:06,960 oh shit. And I have to pop it back and I have like, it's a lot. Yeah. Yeah, it's a lot. TMJ and, 417 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:16,560 and they, who knows, I snore and grind my teeth. I'm just a fucking hot mess. So, um, yeah, yeah, 418 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:23,360 I deal with that. So I'm just like, listen, bro, I'm not, I'm not sucking it unless you have a 419 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:29,440 fucking like a straw dick or some shit. Like, I don't know. And then you were with me. So there. 420 00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:36,720 Yeah, I'm just like, but you know, I can't just, just, but you know, I got other tricks in my bag, 421 00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:45,680 but I'm sucking that nasty fucking one-eyed snake. No, thank you. And plus I love my teeth 422 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:53,600 and I love my, my mouth. Like I really do and it's sacred. My, my, my, my, my, my, 423 00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:57,600 who, huh, maybe not so much, but, but my mouth is. 424 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,120 It's fucking hot in here. I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm dying. 425 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,920 I'm like, oh gosh, oh my gosh, what do we do? What do we do? 426 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:16,400 No worries. So, um, I talked to my, um, I'm a writer for, for the listeners. I'm a writer for 427 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:22,560 EDM house network. And so, um, I messaged my boss earlier this week. Um, I'm like, hey, 428 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:28,240 the DJ or the producer blueprint, can I get, if I get an interview with him, um, can I put it on 429 00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:34,160 or can I post it as an article on the, on your website? And he's like, yeah, sure. That sounds 430 00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:39,280 good. I like his music. He's like, but I can't offer, he said he can't offer something. It's like, 431 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:43,840 it's only for the major artists and I'm like, our producers. And I'm like, I don't even know what 432 00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:48,000 you're talking about, but that's cool. And if you were to reject me, I would have did the interview 433 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:55,280 anyways and put it on my fucking blog. So after I told him that, even say anything, I'm like, 434 00:47:55,280 --> 00:48:01,360 maybe I should not talk like that. A and B, I don't want to like overstep my overstep. You know 435 00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:07,920 what I'm talking about? So I don't know. I sent my, and I really like blueprints. So I sent him 436 00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:12,800 the interview questions and hopefully he'll get it on me to ask him. I didn't give him a deadline. 437 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:16,560 So hopefully in the next two weeks, so I can get that up on, um, EDM house network. 438 00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:22,240 Yeah, yo, yeah, your executive decisions should just be kept to yourself. 439 00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:27,360 Yeah, right. Thank you, HR. 440 00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:31,440 Because now I am. 441 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:36,960 All right, Pomona Bullets, you got anything else? 442 00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:45,520 I really don't. I was just, um, so this morning I woke up like, well, first I always wake up 443 00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:53,680 thinking, who am I? Where am I? Am I at work? I don't know. Is it because I get one day off a week 444 00:48:53,680 --> 00:49:04,080 lately? And so I woke up like, oh, legit. I'm legit. I legit don't work today. So, um, I was going to 445 00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:14,000 wash my car today. And so yesterday I worked and I went to Lowe's and I, um, bought like the car 446 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:20,720 cleaning everything, just whatever, like the chamois, whatever. I bought some more. Just, I just bought 447 00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:26,880 whatever because I just paid off my, my little Lowe's rewards card and, um, yeah, it's a pretty 448 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:33,520 high balance. Okay, you cut out. I don't like debt. Oh, can you hear me? No, I thought you cut out. I'm 449 00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:40,320 like, I, you went on you to get your phone cut out. So, but you're there. Okay. So I buy the 450 00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:48,720 car wash stuff and I decide to buy, um, a screen door for my sliding glass doors, the ones that 451 00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:54,480 goes outside where the barbecue and the spa and stuff. I don't have that screen door. You know? 452 00:49:56,320 --> 00:50:02,560 You remember when you were here? Yeah, I know. Yeah. So I decided to buy a screen door. 453 00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:10,320 Holy shit. Tell me why I thought that mother F I was going to fit in my freaking Jeep. 454 00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:19,120 Hmm. Yeah. I drove home. That shit was just, it was blocking my rear view, it was blocking my 455 00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:26,480 side view, it was blocking my camera. It was hitting me. Uh-huh. But it fit. Oh, well, it fit, but I 456 00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:32,640 was like, this bitch, it better not rip the screen. Like I was just, oh my gosh, it was horrible. It 457 00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:37,600 was a horrible drive home. I get this shit out. I'm like, yes, I'm going to do this. But you know 458 00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:42,320 what? I always say I'm going to do stuff and I buy all these things and it just sits there 459 00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:50,800 because I'm like, this is a man's job. I'm sure there's somebody in your neighborhood or whatever, 460 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:57,440 just, um, that'll do it for you. Yeah. Well, I'm not that type of gal that just says, um, 461 00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:02,720 damsel and distress, please help. Like, I just like, fuck this shit. I'm going to YouTube it. 462 00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:08,640 I'm going to figure it out. And I asked my boss, I said, if it doesn't fucking fit, if it doesn't 463 00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:16,720 fucking work, they're all 48 hours to return. I said, oh, I go, so what happens if I sell that 464 00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:25,280 shit? And I'm like, oh, okay. But don't get me wrong. Kudos to Lowe's. I got like a fucking $200 465 00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:34,000 screen door for $120. So thank you. Yeah, it was pretty awesome. Pretty cool. I'm just like, yay. 466 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:42,320 I'm ready. So today, when I woke up, I'm just like, I am fucking ready. I am tired of just being 467 00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:49,680 down in the dumps. I did my yoga. I got my ukulele. I toned it. Like, I tuned it. Excuse me. 468 00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:56,640 I tuned it. And I was like, wow, it's really off tune. And I'm trying to play 469 00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:06,240 some little chords and I'm just like, wow, my fingers are not gonna allow me to do this. 470 00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:13,680 Oh, what about a guitar pick? I have a guitar pick. It's not, it's not the strumming that's an issue. 471 00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:20,560 It's the keys. Oh, okay, got it, got it, got it. Yeah. And you know, I broke the ring finger. 472 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:26,080 Yeah. And it's my left hand. So I was like, I don't really need you. But yeah, I do. 473 00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:33,120 When I'm trying to strum with my right and do the notes or the keys or whatever you want to call it, 474 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:42,480 like I would say the notes on the uke or a guitar or whatever, you have to use your left hand to 475 00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:47,920 do. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense now because when you were telling or when you showed me earlier, 476 00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:55,040 I was just like, why don't you just use the guitar pick but I get it. Yeah. It's like, 477 00:52:55,040 --> 00:53:01,120 I can strum all day long, but it's like, it sounds like shit. And I was trying to do a bunch of 478 00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:11,280 yeah, and I was like, Oh gosh, I could do C. I could do E. I could do F, G and all those other 479 00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:16,880 ones. I'm like, no, oh man, I'm just I'm all busted up. I'm busted up. And I'm like, but you 480 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:22,320 know what, I can I still play the piano. So maybe I'll just bust out my piano. Just sorry, 481 00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:26,000 Yook, I'm just gonna put you back up on the wall. 482 00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:36,320 And I'll admire you from afar. Yes. Yep. But it's just, it was it was good because I 483 00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:43,520 decided like I was trying I but I could still do the little super chords and I it's funny because I 484 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:51,600 was watching okay, I'm just gonna segue into this really quick. So my brother was telling me that 485 00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:58,560 my cousin there's always cousins and aunties and everybody that I just don't know and in Hawaii. 486 00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:07,840 And my cousin wanted to speak to me and it was my cousin Roy. And he's he's a good guy. He's like 487 00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:14,080 the best fucking you know what if I can get him on the podcast and I'm sure he would. It would be 488 00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:23,920 amazing. He has he has a board shop. He's an older gentleman. Late 50s, maybe early 60s. 489 00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:34,080 But he did have a stroke. And he yeah, diabetes, you know, that's that's that's common thing 490 00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:45,440 within the culture. But he's he's the most gentle beast and funny AF like I swear like, 491 00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:51,680 I think the funny shit just runs in my family. We like we just got jokes for days like all of us. 492 00:54:51,680 --> 00:55:00,080 It's so fucking funny. And I just want to just say a shout out. I spoke with him last night. 493 00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:08,880 And he's doing well. He's but he does do he does have he said that he was a movie star. 494 00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:13,280 And I said you were a movie star and I thought to myself, come on Roy movie star, shut the 495 00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:20,960 fuck up a fucking movie star. And he's like, yeah, I was on YouTube for a while. And yeah, and I was 496 00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:28,400 like, no, Roy, you are not on YouTube. I don't even know. But again, I'm not on lines like that. 497 00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:35,280 So I don't look for shit like that. I don't say this. What says YouTube handle or his YouTube channel? 498 00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:44,080 Um, you know what? I I know we will we call him brought up brought up B R A D D A Roy, 499 00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:51,920 just far away. But it's a like Aloha love. And he always does one pigeon word. And he always 500 00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:58,480 tries to tell you like how we talk in the islands just pigeon. He was talking about the 501 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:06,160 menahoonie that it was like a little folklore. But then again, from Hawaii with brought up. 502 00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:17,200 He is amazing. And he's like, I haven't been haven't been a movie star for five years. 503 00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:24,720 He's telling me this yesterday. And he is funny because I don't know. He's he's not big. It's just 504 00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:30,880 whatever. But recent videos, but he's still on YouTube. Yeah. Yeah, he's still there. And he's 505 00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:37,600 like, I was a movie star. And he's just embracing the fact that, you know, we're we're gonna meet 506 00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:44,720 everybody's gonna meet. And we're gonna greet death. That's how we call it in our culture. It's 507 00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:52,960 just you're it's not a bad thing. It's sometimes like, oh, too, too soon. We say too soon. Sometimes 508 00:56:52,960 --> 00:57:00,880 when it's too soon. But it's always like, hey, we're gonna meet and greet. And it's just another 509 00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:08,160 way that we just accept it. Everybody's gonna do it. Everybody's gonna have that passage one day. 510 00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:15,920 And so he's not he wasn't doing so good. But it was just like, I really want to give a shout 511 00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:24,320 out to him. I didn't know that he was doing these YouTube videos. And I just mad respect. I love 512 00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:33,360 him. And I hope I can see him before, you know, shit goes down. I don't say I like that you will. 513 00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:44,240 I will. I will get out there. There you go. All right. On that note, you have any parting words 514 00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:50,880 for our listeners? Come on, I just hope that everybody just hangs on with us as we transition 515 00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:57,280 into these new little platforms and our new style. So there's a lot of things that are going to be 516 00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:05,760 coming out and coming up with our clink clink gang and stuff. And I just hope that everybody just 517 00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:15,200 continues to push forward and continues to subscribe and love us. Love me. Don't hate me. Yeah, please. 518 00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:24,960 All right. And I wish everybody a good week. Next week, me and Pomona Bones, we won't be 519 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:30,880 live, but we're going to do videos. So we'll figure that out. I figured it out, but we'll figure it 520 00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:35,200 out. And so it'll be more smoother or whatever. But at least I can chop it up or I guess I can edit 521 00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:42,080 better now that it's on my PC and not my phone. Yes. Everybody give them a juice of Bush of Love. 522 00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:50,080 I don't know. She's like trying to pull teeth from me. And I were like, nah, nah, not happening. 523 00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:55,920 But you know what? I pull teeth if you want to sign up for the tooth implants if I pull them. 524 00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:02,560 I need to sign up for the tooth implants so that you can have many to pull from. 525 00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:09,920 Yeah. All right, guys, have a good week. We are out. Peace. Peace.