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Yeah you can fucking me like not...
Good afternoon Bestie. Good afternoon. What's going on? Oh geez. You know what?
Actually today's been a very great day for me. Oh okay good. I know for once in my life.
No. I actually woke up at nine with no alarms. Okay. And usually I'm telling you Bestie,
every time I sleep past five a.m. and I wake up I'm in a hot mess. I just I jump up and like shit.
I slept through my alarm or I just what day is it? Where am I? Who am I? I don't know.
So today was just like yes. I just slept and I woke up. That's what I think today is a happy single mom
stepping into the father role at certain points day and um...
Yeah.
Poppy whatever you just said as well to you. To you as well Bestie. Yes and I know we say that all the time and yeah.
Well I know I've said it to you for years. Happy Father's Day, biatch. Happy Father's Day, biatch.
But I'll shit aside. I did tell my son hey maybe you should uh text your uh father. Happy Father's Day.
Your old man. Yeah I don't want to text your old man. Happy Father's Day. As much as money. I don't know.
So did he I'm assuming he did? Well he just kind of looked at me because he's doing laundry.
And he's like yeah yeah I'll get around to it. He said all right do you? Not a big deal mom.
Yeah. Because you know what we're doing we're doing big things. I am going to make a massive
yummy dinner and I'm super excited about it. What are you making? I was going to barbecue but
Oregon for yeah. It's raining. Oh really? Yeah and it's kind of off and on and I
I don't think I want to be outside and I don't have a patio patio that covers my
so it's like okay there goes my short ribs but okay so I'm going to make a top round roast a
beef top round roast and I am making blue cheese and garlic mashed potatoes with um honey lemon
blazed rainbow carrots. Okay I'll pass on the carrots but everything else sounds good. I know
no but have you had the rainbow carrots? They're just fucking died I believe I don't think they're
or no I think carrots I want to say carrots originally are purple but then they got dyed
or some bullshit if you look it up yeah yeah there's something weird like there's like but
these little carrots they're I don't know maybe they're supposed to be fancy schmancy and I don't
think they're dyed but they are purple. I know carrots are supposed to be purple. I shouldn't say
they're dyed but originally carrots were originally purple so I don't know how they evolved to
orange or whatever but I want to call it Monsanto. You know what you win.
So speaking of Father's Day I'm here to inform you I know we used to drink beer all the time
and that's what we were good for um Paps Blue Ribbon by the way turned 180 years old I guess
this week. Pomona bullets and they are offering a 180 pack can pack for their birthday and it's
the size of a mini fridge and it weighs I guess the size of a mini fridge is what it says on Instagram
and it's for $95. What right I sent that to my brother I'm like if Papa was still alive I swear
to God I would find a store that's because it's it's available nationwide so I'm sure like I need
to send that to my I need to get that from my pops for a Father's Day gift okay well um it's
available nationwide is what Paps Blue Ribbon is saying and um yeah for a limited time and I'm like man
if my dad was still alive I swear to God I would have picked him I would have found
somewhere I guess to pick it up yeah from and um happy Father's Day. Yes my dad would just
I'm always giving my dad like flasks for Father's Day and they're always just so creative I always
make them so intricate and right I got him some blatant whiskey shit that he likes nice yeah
and I'm always just like hey how about this how about it's it's usually alcohol related but um
you know that's what he wants I was actually reading up on a um a survey that um I guess like
some radio host was talking about it about a survey about Father's Day and they were asking
all fathers what are the top three gifts that you would want you would actually want for Father's Day
and these fathers well the results the tally uh they just wanted fucking gift cards
um because they're men and they just that way they can buy what they want just yeah it's either to
their favorite restaurant to a local hardware store to Amazon yeah and there is and a gift card to me
is like the least is the gift that you give when you're like oh shit is her birthday tomorrow like
type oh no thought in it well I guess you think well they like apple bees or chilies here's a gift
card but I don't know and everybody can use an amazon gift card that's no doubt exactly I totally
agree with that but there's just really no thought in it I would take it if somebody gave me an
amazon gift card I'd be like thank you same for show I need some you know some more poor strips
um and then another one was they wanted tools so I guess dads still enjoy tools if they're
handy around the house probably barbecue girls since you work at Lowe's yeah that was big yeah
and grills so it's like okay and what they did not want the the number one thing that the dads
in this poll did not want was a text message like a gift one the little happy father's day little
text things and they did not want a post online they did not yeah I don't know of any guy that
wants a post online saying happy fathers are like this is my guy happy father's day thanks for being
a great father yeah how about to be a great wife and shut the fuck up yeah and how about keep that
shit to yourself because then other bitches are gonna hear that he's a good dad and try to swoop
him up I'm gonna talk shit on my dude all day long to everybody nah he he sucks he sucks in bed
you're hilarious look he's a horrible horrible person and I'm just gonna keep that motherfucker to
myself yeah I'm selfish I got all I have big plans like no wonder why I'm single but you know
but when I do catch one yeah that's that's how I'm gonna do it like nah you don't want this guy
you know you at all you don't want him I'm just taking one for the team just just leave us alone
right yeah all right so I'm gonna segue into this really quick since we're talking about men
I don't know if you're aware but the house passed a defense bill automatically enlisting
the younger generation of men ages 18 to 26 into the draft the military draft not the NBA draft
I know we talked about this before yes but do you see anything wrong with this or do you see that
this is right let's start there um I see a huge thing wrong with it and I've always
that's just me I see something wrong yeah so I want to know what you're what I want to know what
your wrongs are for this well so my wrongs are I'm I want shit to be clear and concise across the
fucking table okay I everybody's like well you know hey I'm I'm I'm gay and I'm here today
that's great and you get a parade but I'm heterosexual and I don't so like that and then
there's people that like we're gonna fight for the country America America um okay and then
what about the people that are just like hey that's not my cup of tea like I I'm gonna be a
respectable citizen and stuff but like why the hell why the hell I just think it's just wrong
because things aren't cool across the board in my opinion you need a license to fish a license to
hunt a license to have a gun a license to drive but you don't need a license to give birth to a
human being like I don't know so there's just so much shit where it's like oh now you want us to be
just yeah what kind of army what kind of military are we actually putting together it's kind of
it's sounding to me like um my store at Lowes you just hire anything that breeds and walks um okay so
yeah I I when you're yeah I totally agree with you but that that that's me so what about you um I
actually wrote mine down because I guess I found this online I just or I saw it at the at the gym
this morning when I was working out so my first thing is um the younger generation I don't think
they have been in PE or any physical exercise because they took that away in schools unless
you're actually on a sport or on a sporting team right so first of all they're out of shape
their eating is not I guess it's subpar so and on top of that no discipline right and then let's
factor in the different genders now and the different pronouns and then if they are if if
they're um it automatically enlisting the men or I guess the guys right 18 to 26 is this what they
were born as or what if they transition to exactly hmm and now that we're so far advanced in technology
with drones and everything why can't we just get drones and AI to fucking fight our battles
exactly exactly what it's going to boil down to anyways and they're going to end up taking over the
earth and the human population and putting us in check eventually so I mean we might as well
just start there you know what touche I agree it's like what okay America what a type of army are we
really trying to build this um generation is uh most definitely not team America because team America
will put everybody down oh I know it's like give me the coordinates where do I drop the bomb um and
we have been gearing our youth for years to um they they're fucking hella good at call of duty and
medal of honor and all these games and you know what yeah just put a fucking VR thing on them and
just give them the coordinates they'll they'll they should doesn't matter their gender their race
their whatever just let them they're so technology and savvy yeah just do it I don't know I don't
know what are we doing what are we doing what is I don't even know what is our military anymore
do we even um run 10 miles with our rocks up um you know hamburger hill or what what would we do
like what are we doing what are you know what I need to look that up on youtube that has to be on
youtube now that I'm curious what they're I guess now with these younger generations and their lack
of everything yeah I mean can you actually join with flat feet these days I don't know
combat boots I'm with the crocs are you talking about I know do you have to actually iron
yo shit do you have to you don't I know they don't have to shave anymore there's they can get a little
pass and not shave anymore so I don't know yeah I'm at a loss with this one I'm glad we agreed on
that I'm like I'm sure she'll um agree with me on at least some of the points but it seems like
you agree with all of them I do I do I and don't get me wrong I'm I'm team America I live here this
is my country but I also think that sometimes you know our leadership is just yeah and um
um everybody in the house is probably 80 years old like fucking Joe Biden anyways
Joe Biden's kids text him and said you a cool pop happy father's day yeah happy father's day with
a little fucking ice cream meme there you have it yep there you go
oh man all right come on a bullet so um I was I got my car washed the other day
on my lunch break and I'm sitting there and fucking sugar ray comes on the band oh yes I
don't remember the song but you remember the music video where they're like on mopeds and
they're going down the fucking I guess the the mountain side or whatever the the two lane
highway or whatever on the mountain yeah I'm talking about and they have found okay so I'm like
huh did they break up I wonder what happened to sugar ray so I actually google them because I'm
sitting there doing nothing at the car wash did you know that they were from originally they
originated in 1986 from Newport Beach as a new metal band and I'm like there is nothing new metal
about sugar ray ever now I didn't dive into it to find out their new metal tracks because I am
in total disbelief let's start there but they originated as a new metal band and I'm like
that doesn't sound right do you recall them being a new metal ever I recall them stepping on the scene
um and I do recall uh thinking you're not new metal I thought he was trying to be like a modern
day 80s or like a billy idle type deal you know I was like you ain't gonna go far bro but um
nobody can be billy idle except yeah um I'm sorry you don't have the lip curl
and the and the spiked belt and your nipples are darker than billy idle
you don't have that bleach blonde hair and there's no white wedding for you ever yeah and you're
never gonna cross over to my mic ness so I don't know I had high hopes for them and then they're
little what was it what did he uh I just want to fly was that the one that was the moped song
baby yeah that's okay is that the one I don't even there was another song that wasn't the song
that that we were playing that was playing at the car wash it was I guess the other one I only know
two songs by then I think that's only two songs they had well that explains everything you know
I'm like and guess what they're both not new metal no it's like this little pop joyish little yeah
they're they're like kiss-a-fem like top 40s of course they were like on rick these in the morning
all day long tight exactly that's all like that is not new metal but I could be wrong I don't know
so uh I just had to ask if you heard of any of their new metal tracks well no I have I've never
even yeah I never come across a link that maybe leaked out about their little new metal
but mark McGrath I'll tell you right now dude ease up on the plastic surgery um he has plastic
surgery girl look up wow I'm gonna fluff him up okay so what on his face then I'm gonna sue him
is I was like I don't know is it just Botox I don't know he was a very handsome dude back in the day
and um here to look oh my god yeah yeah like Matt's headroom now thank you and I'm just like dude
are you kidding me yeah I'm telling you I'm like mark mark mark the graph McGrath McGrath dude dude
dude oh my god he looks scary yeah he's just like like some fuck I don't know fucking mark what happened
just use all your money man holy shit yeah he was he started out as a decent guy I don't know I guess
that's Hollywood for ya yeah he looks like he's Botox up and his cheeks are like sucked in or whatever
yeah it's just like second what is that I don't I don't know his face is so tight right now that if
he needs to talk his bottom jaw probably has to become unhinged for him to talk girl I know that I
know that's rude to say but that's what it looks like no it totally looks like it and like you
you can't even you can't even blink dude like you can't even blink it's like the way when you get one
of those ponytails and you pull it yeah you can't even blink yeah and then also I guess you got a
facelift then because he's so tight now that you say that he probably got a facelift probably but
oh my god I'm horrified I know and you're in your shit god damn okay god I'm gonna probably
have a nightmare to visit you at 3 a.m. fucking candy man it's pretty scary some it's some
scurry shit some scurry shit wow okay let's transition because I'm really horrified hey you
want to get bullets guess what tomorrow is Monday tomorrow's our one-year anniversary of our podcast
bitch it's are you shitting me no tomorrow was one year tomorrow was when we did our very first
fucking episode whoa where does that time go right no I just kidding no wonder why I plucked out a
fucking gray hair from my eyebrow the other day god damn damn it my deus is stressing me out on this
podcast damn it no actually it went by pretty quick right wow one year Annie happy one year wow
we're still here we didn't get canceled right only we can cancel it yeah um well also speaking
up I found I figured out we'll just do um Riverside um I'll talk to you later or I'll learn about it
but they're the platform that Spotify is transitioning to okay I I checked out the other ones um like
the iHeart radio one and then there was another one I and I was just like this is too much fucking
work and it's at least with the one that we're I guess we're gonna transition to it's just all
the same shit but now you can do video and we can go live okay how cool would it be to go
fucking live I don't know how many listeners would actually listen to us live but I know
well maybe we'll get more listeners that that too so I'm like okay I don't know I'll talk to
Pomona bullets later but yeah I will just stay I guess on the Spotify platform even though it's
not going to be Spotify anymore they better not transition again because this is the third time
if they do it again I'm fucking done you know what it sounds like my mortgage company where
they're like okay you're with freedom mortgage no you're with this mortgage no now you're with
this mortgage stop selling my fucking oh dude that's like my car insurance they keep changing the
names for like from I guess the original was fidelity and then it became I don't know now
I'm under a Kemper but it's still a subsidiary of fidelity I'm like why don't you just say I'm with
fidelity yeah it's just like can you can you just stop I fucking hate this shit like I told you
mortgage so it's old it's old it's like just man wow must be nice to be freaking you
you're doing it on purpose so that I don't know who to make the payments to and I go into foreclosure
right just pick it out of my bank account yeah please do just just just tell the next
dude that you sell my fucking mortgage to this is her account because I just take it out just take it oh
wow so I was I'm gonna let you know okay going into this like okay remember we were talking about
urban dictionary and we were like oh yeah okay so I was just I actually went on a little down a
little rabbit hole again I don't know the other day I had to work and after I it was I was called on
my day off and it was it was it was actually okay I'm not gonna be a Debbie Downer with my caring
wig on today I went to work I did everything I come home me and my son we decide we're gonna go see
a movie um isn't that great that's that's so that's always great because to me a movie always equals
expensive nap and I needed a nap but we watched inside out too I don't even know what that is
oh is that a kids movie or I don't know my son's 14 and I'm like do you still watch this stuff like
I you don't want to watch like John Wick you know or some like killing or some horror I don't know
but no and I have to embrace the fact that okay don't get me wrong I will laugh at Shrek I I like
all the Shreks those were pretty funny yeah um do I want to watch it every day or no but it was
funny I was like okay I could I could live through that one right so this one is about
Inside Out it's a Pixar movie it's one of those like Shrek animated type you know digital
movies and it's about it's about all the emotions in somebody's head so there's joy sadness anger
and they're inside somebody's head and they just I don't know it's a it's a cute little story
that's the first one so second one that me and my son attended to watch
the girl the little girl she's going through puberty oh god does she get her fucking period
girl I would assume so with the new emotions that had to move in to her head um
um so it wasn't just the the average like hey I'm angry I'm sad I'm embarrassed or just the
typical emotions that they had I think there's like maybe six little emotions in her head
no now she has anxiety and now she has this little like I don't remember what they called
this one emotion but it was more just like I don't care I know everything type deal and um
yeah so these emotions are just oh an envy I want to be like her I want to be like that I want I want
I want want want so these new emotions come into her head this was the first movie I did not
want to fall asleep I'm like wait a second huh what's going on here so so they're so they're
actually gonna fight anxiety wow this is what what fucking pills from the psychiatrist well
anxiety is like we can just take a pill we can just this this was like ad
ad fucking on steroids and this little character I was like you know what if I could just
rip this screen off like I don't even want to watch it but yeah the little joy was trying to
uh no no we're not gonna do that and I don't know it's just kind of weird the whole message
and my whole point is just wow this is what they're telling our kids though this is this is what so
did the girl I guess or the main character figure out how to do the shit on her own or
she just ended up at the doctor's in the doctor's room honestly I fell asleep
oh okay no I was dozing off no that's fine that's what that's what movies are for I guess well not
I guess I mean I've done that plenty of times when M was growing up as well like oh the most
extensive nap ever like you said yep so um yeah but okay I have to read up on that I was not aware
I didn't even know there was this was part two so I've never even heard of part one until today
because you and M have come a long ways you girls are grown I guess still stuck with a 14 year old
I don't know um did he like it oh yeah he did okay well that's right and it was like kind of weird
because I I decided not to fall asleep I made it an effort to stay awake what the hell is what
what are the telling our kids what right these messages these movies huh I'm impressed I guess
I just didn't expect I guess that for a Pixar movie yeah it's a little weird and and you know what
honestly I laughed my ass off more than I ever have in any movie okay so it's a lot of adult jokes
in there huh it's a lot of adult jokes it's just like whoa this is this is nuts it's almost like
you know Bugs Bunny shooting uh Daffy in the face with those shotgun I don't know it was it was funny
it was funny it was funny okay yeah I don't know I'll check out the storyline or whatever online
when I'm working this week yeah so we did that then we went to uh oh the riverfront park
I guess there was like something going on yeah I guess there was like 20 food tracks so guess where
I'm going oh cool gonna get some food oh so it's the movie theater right by the the riverfront
place yeah so that's where uh you and right what what the art for the car show or whatever so
where's the movie theater around there then it's just right around the corner it's just hidden
but it's there oh okay yeah okay well it's cool yeah so Jay and I we get our food we come home
everything's good it was a good day it was a good day and then I just started thinking to myself I'm
like well you know I'm thinking of all these things that I keep saying that my son actually brought to
my attention about the words that I say and how it's almost nobody says dude anymore I don't know
what is what I say bro and bitch yeah but these kids are saying like bro they just do that whole
bro oh I do the same thing I guess but you know what I've picked up on it too it's a product of our
environment right yeah I don't know but my son asked me he's like you always go eh
you're like and I don't know well how was your day today I'm eh it was alright
and I looked it up on Urban Dictionary uh oh I know I was like what is what do people say because
you know what I'm about to get Urban Dictionary turn up if I can just put in and submit definitions
to all the words game on let's do this um eh it's e-h let's say like or e-h-h-h-h right it's an expression
for those too lazy to say meh I said damn how missing one letter and how lazy do I have to be
say the m I just dropped the m and I just say eh so it's an expression for those two ladies to say
meh that's crazy that's crazy so that was my first word that I looked up and I was like wow I don't
know what people I can't but yeah okay well that's like really original Urban Dictionary things
and they said some more but I was like you know what I'm not gonna listen to anything else I'm
moving on and my next word was main it's not a lion's mane or a horse's mane it's like main
like go main main main main I hear that all the time I I I spit that out sometimes depends on the
person I'm talking to but Puerto Rican uh yeah well it's Cuban okay but okay so um it comes from
Scarface and they the Cubs pronounced man as main main yeah that makes sense then and it's like
uh have you ever used that word like yo man not not today man have you ever done that uh I would
probably say yes I don't recall off my head but I'm gonna I'm not gonna say no I'm most more than
likely I did yeah you know what I get a fucking sip of booze and I'm saying main all day like
yeah and it was my last word and I'm just on a on a roll I was like you know what I look up
Charlie oh that's one yeah because we were just you thank you very much for that video
oh yeah that's making that's way around on Instagram now it's the La Puente dude instead
of Pomona so it's on the La Puente page oh no not the shoes for free page
two one three oh wait La Puente is eight one eight right no 66 it's right off the 605
fucking a gosh 605 in the 10 so old I'm so old oh damn it no you've just been far removed from
um so hell for like eight years now so yeah I had to la puente oh la puente
okay well yeah so I looked up Charlie what what do these people say what is this what is this
so I'm pulling it up and this is insane I had to pull it up because I didn't run into town it was
way too much and it's funny as heck because I never honestly used that word myself even pretending or
trying to fit in to my surroundings I I never used those words I I never used them so
but I know what it means it's like it's a real definition of disapproval
that's what it means yeah it means listen and they give a an example and it says Bato
number one hey homie that's a nice round flag I'll trade you for my Nissan Vato 2 says Charlie
Holmes I'm not into cars especially not for that shitty wannabe okay you know what that's right so
it's the opposite of orla orla is an agreement yeah and yeah okay Charlie no yeah no yeah orla
means yes and then Charlie means fuck off yeah and then it says Charlie Spanish word that is used by
Latinos when they are saying forget about it or no way and it says Pedro hey man come to come eat this
guacamole that this gringo made Pablo says chalet hard pass bitch hard pass yeah yeah it's just weird like a slang word also
I mean no okay yeah so that's crazy less it's crazy like no wow you guys like I should have used that
word a lot more in my life growing up oh you know since there's only Edgers now at least in Pomona
according to my Kia dealer uh I'm pretty sure they don't use orla or chalet what do you think I
wouldn't know but you know but you know what they're gonna have to sign up their kids will have to
sign up for the military right and they'll be saying orla and chalet yeah chalet nah nah nah
I don't even know I got this meme sent to me and and it's funny I can say it because I'm I'm half
Caucasian and it it was a picture of these girls back in the day and they're using it's that old
school you know those chola pictures they're all white girls when they just had a taste of carne asada
oh god I'm gonna send that shit to you I can't believe I didn't oh man okay it's funny yeah please
send me the picture because I'm very interested in that meme and so speaking of Hispanics um on
Instagram today there was a picture of Chino Moreno and he was holding up I guess there was like um
the deaf tones had their own action figures back in the day so he's oh yeah okay so he's holding it
up and somebody took a picture of him and somebody wrote on there somebody wrote on there or they
posted their comments they're like why is he always sad or what what did they say oh no I'm sorry
the guy or the person asked like how do you look so young or how do you stay so young how do you
how do you always look so young and somebody commented he's like or they said because how did
he say it he's or he looks so young or he's always he stays young Chino stays young because he's always
sad and horny I fucking almost fell out of my fucking chair and I'm like that's the deaf tones in
two words yeah sad and horny and that's totally why I fucking love them yeah
sad and horny loves company not misery press play
I'm like that guy wins Instagram for the entire fucking rest of the year
shit man we need to start giving out some medals right I'm like that guy must be at least RA to
can't be a younger person say yeah horny no he's sad and horny that's just wonderful just don't die
alone bro just don't die alone right it's called 976 evil it's called and sex tape and knife party
teenager it's called the stop with the guitar hero and a brew there you go
yeah let the somber notes set in yeah for sure for sure I love deaf tones I fucking love them as
well and you know I used to hate myself for liking them because I was like why I don't know
I don't see many people like them that's probably why because not my brother was one who got me
into them and then like I've known like you and then I know two other people that love the deaf
tones and everybody else is like what no and I'm like yeah well you guys suck well okay so when it
comes to music um are you just like if the beat if you're not feeling the beat or the vibe or
you just don't like the song or are you the type that you listen to the words oh yeah I'm all about
the lyrics me too me too so that's why I work deaf tone lovers yeah because of the meaning behind it
I don't like so yeah yeah I do that shit all day long sometimes I find myself bobbing my head to
the stupid ass beat I'm like get out here kitty perry oh god you're not with Dan here stupid
shit right you fuck you so speaking of speaking of new metal now that I guess mark mcgrath and
sugar right is not new metal new metal turn 25 this year not new metal but um link this gets
nookie turn 25 this week according to instagram and I'm like god I'm fucking old oh no
did it for the nookie what the nookie so you can get that cookie and stick it up yo
you know what I'm glad that he got to have a little taste of britney
well I thought it was christine agallera wasn't it it was no he probably both christine yeah who
knows and then m&m comes up in the mix and just like Fred Durst is not attract nobody on limp
biscuit is attractive to me ever did ever you showed me the the what was it the the she was the sign
language interpreter for oh yeah that she was doing to nookie yeah I never was like yeah but
was that Fred oh shit was that Fred Durst I was like wait a second this is an old old white boy
yeah well he's fucking older than us I would have found out of a bitch yeah he is
he is he always looked old though that's how I was just like I don't understand how like oh ew he had
every scene hairline back in the day that's why he wore that red hat accurate that's not an assumption
that's accurate because it's factual yeah that's facts spitting facts spitting facts but I'm still
hanging out with Fred Durst if I could had all the new metal bands I was never into I guess like I
never found any of them attractive like corn no I fucking love corn but I guess sexually or attracted
to them hell no Marilyn Manson most definitely not but I fucking love his music who's another one
obviously Fred Durst and deaf towns not attracted to them either oh were you ever uh well maybe Tino
back when he was younger he hasn't aged well either well I mean all the dress all that rock
style yeah it's not gonna be good for your their your pigments and your epidermis right
but yeah I yeah I was never really no I loved I love Rob zombie I yeah same but I'm not into
dreads especially on a white guy yeah I'm just like nah dude what you doing putting baby powder on that like I don't know how you're doing those like but okay okay you're hilarious I did I did uh but going
to this a little bit earlier I did have like a little crush on um Stone Temple pilots uh oh I never I don't even know
what they look like I would have to look them up I can't recall who I'm like I love you Chris Cornell
like I I really thought he was I guess he was too pretty for me I don't like my guys pretty like that
because I'm like you look too feminine yeah I don't either but it was just like his eyes he had yeah
piercing eyes that's what it was yeah definitely it was just the eyes I mean I didn't think like oh my
gosh I will I will go to your concert and throw my panties on on the stage but it was just like oh this guy really gets it
like his lyrics are just so beautiful and I can connect with that um and I I I I didn't even
well Anthony Kitas of course oh yeah no he looks like a pedophile I know now I know
I'm like why'd you chop your hair dude say that but he's always looked like that to me you know what
under the bridge downtown though when he was just running with his long ass hair I guess I need to
look and see because I don't remember I was like yeah which bridge because I'm always in LA
I did I was in love with Travis Barker at one time from Blink 180 the drummer but then when I found
out he's a vegan and I'm just like you gotta go bro yeah I was like oh man I need a guy that has
some make and wants to eat some make shit so I don't I don't know I just yeah I really never had any
my my only major major crushes were honestly I a Billy Idol was always my crush since I was like
four years old I fucking love his music still I don't give a fuck I will listen to that shit all
day long I'm all Billy Billy Billy I remember I went to a concert at four years old my my dad's
younger sister my aunt she took she was young young young young and she was the babysitter so of
course she had to go to a Billy Idol concert and she had to babysit me she shaved the side of my head
what slippers and I was just like oh she's like you're going with me like we like I'm not missing
this concert um I I have no idea what's going on at this point and then um I go to the Billy Idol
concert it was fucking amazing I was just like wow she bought me a poster and she's like you have to
hide this and they said wow it's like one of your like four fucking years old yeah and I'm gonna hide this I always was a hide this so what I did
was I put it in my room and I had bunk beds and I was sharing a room with my sister
oh you put it on the bottom bunk on the mattress on the top bunk I'm betting I I did I put it right
there and I was just I would wake I would wake up and I'm just like hi Billy hi Billy and I would
brush my teeth every morning and I would try to do that little lip curl and just like I love Billy
I love Billy and I then I love Mike Nest I was like sorry Billy I'm gonna have to cheat on you now
Mike Nest is my new husband there you go yeah he was my new husband
hmm yeah I don't know fun times yeah all right I think we should wrap this up I gotta um finish my meal prep because my chicken
breast is finally done oh yes my alarm is about to go off so do you have any parting words for this week
pomeonables I do not I just hope that everybody just um hangs with us as we transition into a new um
platform yes and um on that note thank you guys for listening we are one year old so thank you guys very much for hanging with us as
yes on a blot sad I know we don't bring a lot to the table but we like to um do what we do and we have fun and that's all that
fucking matters bitch that's right we don't bring a lot to the table but we bring the table that's right
so we will see you guys next week and I hope you guys have a good week as well
yes peace out peace out