for grand-pump on my lap at all times.
That's right, bitch.
Some of them that we're forces are the same, the breadcrumbs.
Ah!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Ugh!
He's choking my feelings up!
Killing in the name of...
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Throw a punchin' in the name of...
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Good afternoon, Bestie.
Good afternoon, best of you.
How would you?
I'm doing good.
Thank you for letting me go back to bed.
Oh, you know what?
Thank you for my little boost news as well.
It's good.
I was just like, I need to rest longer than I thought,
so we're gonna have to push this out.
I know, it sucks getting old.
Right?
It wasn't even a boost news, guys.
Seriously, I was just tired.
I'm the queen of naps, by the way.
I had lived for a fucking nap,
so I took a two and a half hour nap.
I woke up, told Pomona Bullets,
we need to push it out 90 minutes
and I'll see you in a little bit.
I see you in La La Land
because I'm taking a nap as well.
Wasn't even a boost news.
That's right.
Oh, so old, so old.
So guys, Pomona Bullets texted me last night
and I don't know if I misunderstood it
or Pomona Bullets just didn't write it right, I don't think.
She's like, hey, Bestie, I'm doing a,
would you say I'm doing a quick turnaround to Vegas?
And I'm like, okay, well, cool, have fun.
We'll just pick up next week.
She's like, oh, fucking Pomona Bullets
like text me at 9 a.m.
She's like, hey, look at this YouTube video.
I'm like, are you in Vegas or are you already back?
And she's like, no, that's on June 14th.
I'm like, what the fuck, bitch?
That's the part you left out.
Yes, yes, I'm very vague, everybody.
You don't want me to be your friend or your Bestie.
I'm very vague.
I don't know.
My wheels spin a thousand miles an hour
and I was trying to text my miss Medusa
and let her know that I was super excited
because my son, he has been a little,
he just got that little Islander music vibe
flowing through his veins.
He's a little dancer.
He's always been a little dancer.
He dances to his shadow on the wall.
He are on the, if we're walking to check the mail,
just anything.
This kid has always danced.
And I would like to share a little story
that I realized that my son was this dancer
and I come from a family of dancers.
I'm Pacific Islander and white Caucasian, whatever,
but white people.
Yeah, but you know, I got some moves.
I got some moves.
My son, one day I went to the grocery store
and for you single mothers out there
that ever have gone to a grocery store with small children.
Yeah, you know, you can't leave them in the car
with the windows cracked anymore.
You have to bring those little turds inside with you.
And so I just remember, I was in the produce section
and I was trying to grab lettuce,
lettuce and some cucumbers really quick.
And my son was, let's say two years old.
I mean, he was already walking.
I didn't have him in the car anymore.
And he was just kind of walking around.
And I went to the lettuce section or the produce section.
I grabbed ahead of lettuce and I just hear clapping,
like a crowd clapping.
And I turn around, legit, this was two minutes,
just grabbing the lettuce, not even two minutes.
I turn around, my son is popping and locking.
He's doing all this stuff.
And these people are just, wow, they're clapping.
I said, oh, shit son, look at you.
Oh no, he's doing the worm.
He's popping and locking.
He's doing the robot.
So my son and I have forever, we dance battle all day long.
We dance battle, we got that game,
just dance, I believe that's what it's called.
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance,
revolution, we got all those dance games.
And we were just always dancing.
We're breaking the board.
We're doing this.
We're popping and locking.
And we are, and my son is very, very good.
Very good, very good.
He, this kid can just dance and it frustrates me
because sometimes I'm just like, dude,
can you stop fucking dancing for a second?
I'm trying to talk to you about a serious conversation.
And he's just dancing, just, just robot,
just popping and locking.
And I don't like it.
I don't like it, but there's times where I'm just like,
all right, let's go.
Let's go because I have a mean ass moonwalk.
So let's do this.
Yeah, yeah, I do.
I do.
I can really, really dance.
Will I dance in public?
No, no, no, no, I won't.
I won't even go to a club up in the club and dance.
I'm usually with my back against the wall.
But yeah, I can dance.
I know you don't like to dance, right?
I did back in college or whatever,
we went to the clubs or whatever, it was about it.
But I never went to the clubs like in skirts and heels.
I always went like in my combat, like in my,
like I was from New York, like cheese and baggy pants.
Like you can't get your dance on
when you got a fucking tight skirt on, bitch.
Right?
You're like, let me pop a helicopter.
And then stand on my,
now can I dance dance?
Not really, but I can do a mean running, man.
Really?
How about the cabin patch?
Yeah, that's it.
That's about it.
Okay, well, see, I can you do that?
If we were to like grab hands,
can we do that whole little roller coaster ride
with our arms?
Would you be able to do that?
Oh, fuck yeah.
Yeah, okay, see.
And probably with a vodka in my hand
and hopefully I wouldn't spill it.
I'd be like, hold on Pomona bullets, let me take a gulp.
Girl, that's because it's the wave.
It's that Filipino in you, that white Tina.
You know, it's just like music.
I don't know.
I think the Hawaiians is just that little,
we're just that hula hula hula type.
Yeah.
Like shaking our hips all day long.
Like watch out Shakira, here I come.
Oh my God.
No, I'm not that good.
It's so loud.
Yeah, but yeah.
So my son is very, he can dance.
And so when I realized my son could dance,
I was like, holy moly.
Because my brother, he also lives in Hawaii.
And he was on that dance show in Hawaii.
It's kind of like Soul Train, but it was the Hawaiian.
I think I showed you the clip.
Yes, baby Leo.
Yes.
So just dancing, music, it just runs in our veins.
We're just like, I don't know.
We just, we're on Hawaiian time
and we just want to dance all day, I guess.
I don't know.
But yeah, so I remember dancing with my brother
and my cousins when I was younger in Hawaii.
And we would dance, we would put cardboard out
in front of Jack in the box.
And we were, I don't know.
You were break dancing?
My brother was.
He was just break dancing.
I was just like the little, I was just the little fly girl
from like, I was just a little.
All right, Rosie Perez.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
JLo.
I was just a little fly girl, but people would throw us
change and money.
And once we got a dollar like Jumbo Jack
and we would run inside and grab a Jumbo Jack.
But yeah, we were putting in effort.
We were putting in effort.
We were always dancing.
And I told my son, we are going to go
and see the crew Jabba walkies.
So Jabba walkies, I have to, for her,
out there that doesn't know who the Jabba walkies are.
They are, they're very, very talented individuals.
They can get down.
If it comes to B-Bop, hip hop type of style of dancing.
If you don't like that style of dancing,
you do need to check them out.
Excuse me.
There's a link.
I'll put the link in the description.
Excuse me, I'll put the link in the show notes.
Oh yeah, they are effing amazing.
These individuals, it's like they were born
to just move to the sound of a beat.
And it's amazing.
They're amazing.
And I knew one of the dudes from the Jabba walkies.
And I'll just, I'm just going to call him JL.
JL, he's a beautiful soul.
He is amazing.
He's an amazing father.
He's an amazing husband.
He's an amazing friend.
He is just an amazing dancer.
And he was the one that actually showed my son
a little bit of dance moves.
And I'm excited to say that we get to go and see
the Jabba walkies in Vegas coming up in July.
So it's just a quick turnaround.
Yeah.
Right.
So it's like a whole dance competition then or what?
No.
So they actually started out in San Diego, California.
And JL was the guy, well, I'm just going to say JL.
But he started off with a few other people.
But they won one of those shows that were on TV.
I think it was America's Best Dance Crew.
OK.
I don't know.
It's one of those things where it's like The Voice and the
American Idol.
It's one of those things.
So it was called ABC, America's Best, ABDC,
America's Best Dance Crew.
But they freaking rocked that show.
They rocked it.
And now they were at the Luxor.
They had a residency at Luxor.
Oh, a residency.
God.
OK.
Cool.
Yeah.
And now they're at MGM.
But these guys are fucking solid.
It doesn't even matter.
If you like to line dance, if you like to just not dance,
you just have to see how these dudes move.
They're just amazing.
They're amazing.
And yeah.
It's kind of like what my son does.
He looks up to them.
And he's like, oh, Uncle Jay.
Uncle Jay.
We're going to go see Uncle Jay.
Yes, we are.
So you're driving there?
No, girl.
I'm going to fly.
OK.
I was going to say, you said a quick turnaround.
I'm like, are you fucking driving?
Are you kidding me?
Nah.
Going to fly and fly back.
I'm going to fly and fly back.
Are you going to stay the whole weekend?
Or are you just going to stay the whole night?
Yeah.
It's at a two-night, two-night type.
OK.
Cool.
Just real quick.
Actually, I booked Mandalay Bay.
So I'm just going to let Jay see the shark reef.
And I'm going to hang out at the sand bar.
Wait.
Hold on.
I'm on my book of light.
Mandalay Bay.
Is there a day club?
I know all the day clubs, because I
do day club the calendar on my website.
But I don't think they have a day club.
Mandalay Day Club.
Let's see.
Not quite sure.
You know me.
I'm a day club girl.
Oh, it's Daylight Beach.
That club is wack.
Ah.
Yeah.
I end up at the club.
But I really do just want to just let my son see his uncle Jay,
Jabba Wacky's, yes.
And I'm so proud that they're still going strong.
It's crazy.
And yeah, I was just going to ask how long they've
been around for.
Oh, shit.
I'm talking.
Man, it has to be 20-plus years.
I mean, when I knew when Jay was very first
starting in San Diego, shit, Jay wasn't even born.
My son Jay wasn't even born.
OK.
So that's when I was in Miramar, Chula Vista area.
And yeah, these guys, they're just amazing.
If you just have to watch them, they just, wow, wow.
You just think you look at them dance,
and you just think, I can do that.
No, you can't.
Your body don't work that way.
I don't know.
They're just a different breed.
I'm trying to look for July 14th.
I'm trying to see who's going to be.
Sorry.
I was going to say DJ Pauly D. Fuck that shit.
Oh, my gosh.
And did you hear?
Isn't like the Oakland A's are coming to like?
Yeah, everybody fucking left Oakland.
Oh, my gosh.
They're going to Vegas.
Yeah.
I don't know about all that construction,
but thank God for Uber and taxis.
Because I'm not renting no car.
Right?
So it's like, I want to say it's like it's
been like fucking June gloom and goddamn May, May,
May, May, May, May, May, May.
Like for the last two weeks, the sun is finally
burned the fucking goddamn Marine layer away.
So I'm going to lay out when we get done.
It's been like just dreary here the last two weeks.
What about up there?
It's been amazingly awesome.
Everybody here in Oregon, they, if it's 80 degrees or more,
they're like hydration stations.
Oh, oh, God.
Yeah, they're just like lobsters in a hot tub of water.
They just, oh, my gosh.
They get so hot, so easy.
They're like, it's so hot.
I can't take it.
Oh, my gosh.
But it's funny.
But in hindsight, when it's cold, when it's 50 degrees,
I'm like, dude, bro, it is fucking cold.
I will have a beanie on, mittens, gloves.
Like I have everything on because I'm fucking cold.
It's 50 degrees.
That's cold to me.
Me and my mother fuckers over here are running short.
And she's like, I'm in snow gear.
I look like the cutest snow bunny ever.
Yeah, it's just weird.
But the weather here has been very nice.
It's been about 88 degrees.
So yeah, I'm loving it.
I don't think anybody else is, but I am.
This little Cali girl is.
Well, good.
I'm glad it's not fucking blazing hot up there yet.
And is it still cicada season?
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
And there's so many people I keep asking.
Were you born and raised here?
Does this happen all the time?
They're like, I've never experienced anything like that.
So I was like, hmm.
Are they at your place?
Or just like, because you're rural.
So do you have them in your backyard?
I do, but it's not to that extent of the video you sent me.
Right.
OK.
Yeah.
Oh, god.
Yeah, it's not to that extent.
You can hear these little fuckers and they sound super gross.
They're just yuck.
If anybody knows what a cicada is, gosh.
And they happen to get in your car sometimes and I don't know.
Oh, hard path on that shit.
But they just they're very, very, very, very noisy,
very noisy little fuck.
Yeah, they're fucking wings.
Yeah, I don't know what the hell.
Like they just come up from underground.
I don't know.
It's kind of weird.
Yeah, but it seems like everybody I ask, they're just like,
I don't know.
I was like, shit, what the hell?
You guys lived here your whole life and you don't fucking know.
Like what's going on?
Like, I don't know.
Weird.
That's weird.
But I know that these little bastards exist and they're gross.
They're so nasty.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's just crazy.
The videos that I keep I was seeing on Instagram last week,
they I guess they slowed down or maybe they went back under the ground.
Yeah, I think they just like try to like mate real quick.
And then yeah, leave.
I don't know.
But there's a few of these little fuckers that come up from underground.
And yeah, yuck, they're gross.
I've never grown the only time I ever heard of these mother efforts were.
What was it?
Silence of the lambs.
I think that's a kind of a sign of the cannibal.
Cannibal put those little fuckers in their like throats or whatever.
The people.
That's right.
Yeah, you forgot about that.
Yeah.
That was the only time I ever heard of those things.
But until I moved to Oregon.
That's pretty gross.
So Pomona bullets, I have a news bulletin for you.
I know you're a former dental assistant and we heard about your horror stories
about, I don't know, two or three episodes ago. Yes.
So I know we didn't meet last Sunday.
We met last or we did our podcast on Thursday, Thursday of the week last week.
Whatever the fuck.
Yeah.
So between then and now I'm here to inform you that there, there is a drug that
can they that was just approved that can regrow teeth.
And it's been approved for human trials.
Stop it.
I'm being for real.
And they and the news report said, if successful, now I'm reading so quotes.
If successful, reach researchers hope the drug will become available for all forms
of toothlessness by 2030.
No, all forms of toothlessness.
No.
Yes.
OK, OK.
I have one interjection with that.
I've had patients that we would call them.
They would have shark grills.
Like this is legit shark grills.
That meant that they would have not just one.
Oh, so most average human beings have the top and the bottom one set of teeth, right?
Right.
Cooked, whether they're straight, whatever you got, fucking one set on top
and one set on the bottom.
So the shark grills, there was people that actually exist.
And they would have three sets.
So it would be one.
Oh, so it looked like a legit shark.
Yes. The three layers or three rows.
Yes, exactly.
And yes, girl.
And even possible.
I have.
I was like, what type of drugs was your mama doing or your daddy?
But I don't know.
It was it was horrible because they would have these these layers.
Well, rows on the top pellets.
And we would have to pull all these teeth out.
And the third row was usually just really like baby teeth.
And they're just stuck in the.
How never? Oh, they never, I guess, got loose or.
Yeah, they just they're just there.
And they're just and it would even be on the bottom.
So the bottom part of your jaw is called the mandibular.
The mandibular part would they would have it there too.
And it was just just right on the bottom.
And it was it was insane.
I've never seen something like that ever before.
Did you did you ever have braces?
No, I was born beautiful.
Well, you're lucky I had braces, right?
So I had braces twice the first time I was in, I think, sixth grade
or whatever elementary school.
And I remember they had to extract like three teeth, I want to say, from the bottom.
I know it was two for sure.
It was possibly three.
And then my wisdom teeth then come in until like after I almost graduated college.
So it fucked up my bottom grill again or actually it fucked up both my top and bottom.
So I went and got braces again because I didn't want crooked teeth.
So I had to get those fucking extracted.
But those are wisdom teeth.
But I remember in elementary, you had to get two or possibly three removed from the bottom.
Yeah, we would usually have to remove.
So is that what you're talking about?
I guess with the I guess the rows or the lay.
But no, we would have to legit remove a complete row of teeth.
Oh, hi.
They're they're lizard people.
Yeah, I'm trying you these reptilians.
They exist.
I did not know that.
Wow.
Yeah.
So weird.
I was like that.
Was it a particular I was going to say species.
Holy fuck.
Yeah.
Was it a particular was it a particular race?
Or was it?
I would have to, you know, I can say this because I'm half Caucasian.
So Caucasian.
I don't know if it was German or Russian or what, but generally white people.
Yeah.
And they were generally from Mississippi.
Just kidding.
The Bible Belt.
Yeah.
Oh, my God, that is so crazy.
I'm going to have to look that up now.
Yeah.
Look it up, girl.
And I believe their eyelids.
They close from the bottom up instead.
I'm just kidding.
That's a total reptilian.
Yeah, total reptilian shape checker.
Well, I know this is like an off subject, I guess.
But like how you said, they have that extra row of teeth.
I know my I have a UFC husband.
It's not an idea.
That would be my homeboy.
My UFC husband would be.
Fuck, now I forgot his name.
Oh, you better not for his name.
Oh, my God, I'm a super.
I'm a fucking.
Oh, yo, yo, El Romero.
OK.
So like because he was on Joe Rogan's podcast back in the day, the first time,
I guess, but he humans have two tendons that are attached to their fucking
eyeballs that attached to the, I guess, the back of their head or whatever.
The wherever it fucking attaches to, yo, El has four for each fucking eyeball.
Whoa, whatever.
So I was like, this guy is just not normal.
Like, so I mean, I wonder if he has like an extra two rows of teeth.
He probably dies.
And he probably has like an extra like fibula or some shit.
And he's probably like just yeah, yeah.
Nice.
Oh, speaking of UFC, did you see that?
Um, you saw the fucking melee at the goddamn fucking press
the presser for our boy Nate Diaz.
You have been sending me the updates and I'm like, what is going on?
That was that was Friday afternoon.
I didn't realize they were doing a presser at the Honda Center.
I would I would have asked to leave early or get off work early so I could go.
But I'm glad I didn't since it turned into a fucking just shit show.
Of course. Of course.
Everybody wants to riot over good things, bad things.
It doesn't matter.
This is horrible.
Sorry. Yeah. Yep.
OK, sorry. My phone cut out.
I don't know what's going on.
I just heard like a weird noise.
Yeah, speaking of so this is what we need to talk about.
All right, guess.
I don't know fucking spotify.
So we're on Spotify, right?
But then I upload I'm able to download the podcast from Spotify to my laptop.
And then I uploaded on the RSS feed.
Well, Spotify is doing a number on us because they're changing fucking platforms
again and they're no longer going to be after July 1st.
So we need to find a new platform.
I got an email and I was like, oh, you got send this to me.
How did I get this?
I don't know.
Maybe there's a cookie that's saved on my phone.
I don't know. But yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. And I was just like, I am so fucking over you guys.
So we got to figure out how we're going to do this.
They're trying to put us on a platform, I guess, where they can make make money off of us,
I guess, because when we record, it's fucking free.
But now they want us to go to Riverbed or whatever.
And it's like 18 bucks a month,
which I don't mind paying for, but I'm like, I don't want to pay for it if I don't have to.
It's only $18.
But I want to do a platform where I guess that's going to work for everywhere.
So I'm like, if we can just find somewhere, I don't even know.
I know Zoom, we can record on Zoom.
Oh, OK.
But I don't know if I can download it.
Right. Because Spotify is easy to just put it on all platforms.
Yeah. Yeah.
You do whatever.
Yeah. I can download it off of Spotify.
And then I upload it to the RSS.com website and they just put it everywhere.
So we got I got to figure.
I guess I got we got to figure it out before the end of the month.
Yeah.
Fucking Spotify trying to get out the mom and pop shops.
God, I know.
That's exactly what they're doing, bitch.
Like you guys make shit so fucking hard.
Oh, geez.
Can't we just fucking just throw us a bone Spotify?
Right. They just want to wash their hands of it.
But yet they still want everybody to podcast like, let's just be big like Joe
Rogan and then we can podcast at the Spotify headquarters in Texas.
I know, peeps.
Start hitting subscribe.
Right.
But my gosh.
So, yeah, that's what I'm like.
I guess I really need. I haven't looked into it.
I've been busy with work.
So, um, that's good.
Yeah, I'll start looking into it.
And I guess we'll I'll run it by you, obviously.
I know. I'm just like, I have no idea.
I'm like, whatever.
I'm just like, I'm just like in here.
I'm on my do so just cut it from my check.
Take take whatever money you need.
Right. Oh, so here we are.
Yeah. And and here we are.
Um, oh, well, OK, I'm going to totally just segue into this.
Go ahead. I was you like back to the future.
That's one of our old school.
Oh, yeah. Right. Right. Yes.
I love the first the first one.
I think there was three.
Yeah, I want to say I like the first.
I don't remember. There was one of them I didn't care for.
I don't know if it was the second one or the third one.
I think it's the third one or it was like they went into the country
or some shit like that and I was like back east or I don't know.
I didn't like the third one. I know that for sure.
OK. But anyhow, the first one.
Yes. Yes. Because I love Universal Studios. Right.
The back to the future.
The yes, yes and yes.
So I was just thinking about it.
I was like, hey, Marty McFly. This movie came out.
Well, he was in nineteen eighty five and he went thirty years back
in the DeLorean. He had to hit eighty eight miles per hour.
So he can go back to nineteen fifty five.
So he went thirty years back into time.
Crazy, right? Yes.
So what if we went back thirty years in time?
I don't fucking take us back to like nineteen ninety four. Oh, my God.
M would have been two. I would have been twenty.
You would have been so you would have been sixteen or fourteen, probably.
Yeah. Yeah.
But that was the good.
That was the good. Those were the good years.
I was still in college, so I was running a muck and running crazy.
But yeah, what what what music were you listening to? What band?
I was in my grunge stage, I think I was like Nirvana.
Oh, OK. Yeah.
I was just kind of like surfing the waves.
I don't know. I was mainly, I guess, gangster rap.
And then when I met Tori at
DeVry, that's where we went to school at DeVry and Pomona.
He's because when I was in high school, my
how do I say this? Not my baby's daddy's.
My daughter's godfather.
He's the one he's like, stop listening to gangster rap.
You need to listen to East Coast rap.
And so that's what I got into.
And I'm just like, oh, it's all consciousness and it's all this is like this is what I'm about.
So I totally forgot about what I didn't forget about East Coast rap.
But Tori got me back into it.
So it was all East Coast rap for me.
And then I guess like Ice Cube and all them.
But it was mainly rap or hip hop for me.
You know what? I.
Best shit.
That was all I did.
I'm not going to lie. I was all I did was hip hop back in the 90s.
I started listening to like shit.
I took a free free.
But of course, he was representing P town.
And twopox for sure.
Bone thugs, bone thugs.
Yep. That's when no doubt just barely came out with their project Kingdom album.
I remember because everybody was talking about them and my brother was.
Oh, no, that's when Gwen Stefani was fat.
And my brother was like, oh, she's so fucking fat.
With her little red lipstick.
Yeah, I take our take our wife, Peter.
Yeah.
Right.
I'll tell me in old English.
That was Glass House, Second Street and Pete's.
And I don't know. Right.
You know what? That place is still rockin, I believe.
If I'm really in, yeah.
Shit, I got I got to go back.
I got to go back.
I thought I knew why they're.
They what I saw Pennywise there.
You did. Yeah.
That was what I saw sublime there.
Nice Bradley Bradley.
Rest in peace.
Nice. I want to say I saw Pennywise there.
Probably that was when I was doing TV case.
So probably like 2007, 2008.
Shit.
It didn't invite me.
Well, some I got a free to somebody invited me.
I didn't I got invited at the last minute.
So that's when I fucking went.
Oh, I think you probably told me.
Um, yeah, I was during my space days
because I put my picture on my space.
Yeah. Oh my gosh.
Tom was our number one friend.
Right. My best friend.
Excuse me.
Sometimes he doubled as my boyfriend.
I'm all Tom Tom Tom, you little devil.
Everybody's number one friend.
That's right, bitch.
Oh my gosh.
As a matter of fact, I have the clutch
that you gave me for the TVK.
Oh, you still have it?
Yes, of course.
Oh, cool. I know.
You're walking with your fucking hoodie.
My freaking I love it.
And you know what?
I really, really, really am a little heartbroken
that I never got one of the brass knuckle bags.
I can't believe I didn't give those out.
I think I only had eight brass knuckles
because they're fucking I didn't realize how illegal they were.
So like you can't really sell this shit.
I don't even know what I did with that shit
because I had like eight brass knuckles.
And I'm like, they're like, where did you buy these from?
And I'm like, you can buy them on the internet.
They're like, what?
You're like, you're gonna be label.
I'm like, well, not on the internet.
I was just like, God damn it.
But you never gave me one of the brass knuckles.
I'm sorry.
I know.
I think I still have some brass knuckles somewhere.
I got to look in my safe.
If I do, I'll bring you one the next time I see you.
Because remind me before not to put it in my carry on.
No.
I'm taking out the powder.
I'm like, what's going down?
Shit.
Oh, my gosh, that was such a cool venture.
I freaking love it.
I'm just like, you know what?
I got to talk to Medusa.
I think I'm going to ask her if I can like
utilize her TVK stuff for my cat.
God, you would be ruthless for my tattooing.
They just like.
No, but because you're already a fucking fighter
and you've done kickboxing and all fucking UFC shit.
Can you imagine if you had brass knuckles
be fucking deadly?
Fuck a baseball bat.
With my wolf of all bets.
Right.
Fuck.
Yeah.
BK bare knuckle fighting.
I love bare knuckle fighting, actually.
I know you do.
Well, I got some skinny ass fucking hands.
Like, I don't know.
These the bones just be tearing shit up.
And then I got to take some iron pills and some B12 afterwards.
Right.
Yeah, but yeah, that was so like, I don't know.
Every time I look at the little clutch that I have,
I'm like, gosh, what do I keep my fucking?
What's the material?
What's or what's the pattern of the design?
Is it that old sailor Jerry shit?
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Those are my two favorite fabrics that are the print fabrics
that I bought.
It's so super fucking cute.
I don't know why I keep fucking toenail clippers in there.
I'm like, I'm sorry, my dears.
Like, I don't care, but it's so it's so fucking cute.
Well, thank you.
I know. I mean, can you imagine if we had like,
Internet like we do now and just all the exposure, you would have.
Yeah, you know what?
Like when I stopped doing TV K was one Facebook took off and everybody's
like, you need to do Facebook.
I'm like, I tried Facebook.
Facebook was never my thing.
Like I signed up four times and each time I'm like, this shit is fucking boring.
Like only old people do this shit and I'm not fucking old.
Not even now. I'm not old guys.
I'm forever twenty two.
Yes, you are.
Forever twenty one like the store.
That's exactly.
I'm a size three.
So I small extra small.
I need to eat.
I small.
Oh, my gosh. Yeah.
No, that would have been freaking awesome.
You did a you know what?
And I still have some of the flowers you gave me for your hair.
Yes, they didn't fall off the fucking barrette or whatever.
Well, no.
Well, because like,
well, it wasn't really my thing, you know, I wasn't really the rock ability type.
Right. You know, but there's times where I'm like, dude, I'm going to the LA
car show. Yes, I am going to pretend to be rock ability.
And I tried, you know, put that red lipstick on and everything.
And yeah, yeah, I still have the flowers.
Oh, my God. OK, well, cool.
I'm glad they lasted this long.
I'm like, yeah, girl, your shit was legit.
I made it in America. Yeah, Merica.
Fuck. America sweatshops.
Right. I think it was M and her bestie.
Right. Yes.
Shit.
Damn girl, we're so old.
Oh, my gosh. OK, so I got to tell you that teriyaki recipe
was the easiest fucking thing ever.
Isn't it delicious, though?
It's just. Yeah, I don't know why I thought that it was you were going to put
more ingredients, that's all.
I was just like, this is going to be a pain in the ass when I ask her.
And I'm like, oh, there's only three ingredients fucking rock this shit.
Bitch. So the air fryer hooked it up.
Yeah. Well, here's the thing, because I.
I'm the only one who eats chicken thighs and I only cook for myself.
I don't cook for everybody here.
And I'm like, oh, I guess I'm just going to let this sit in the marinade
until I'm ready to cook it.
So I think I made the mirror.
What every day I texted you, I guess it was Sunday or whatever.
And then I didn't actually cook the first half until Monday.
And then the next half I didn't cook until like Wednesday.
So I'm like, OK, well, next time I'm going to do less teriyaki
and more pineapple juice, I guess, because oh my God, that sodium is just like.
All right. Right.
I'm just like, oh, even if I drink because I was so thirsty afterwards.
And I'm just like, oh, this is just, I guess, from the teriyaki,
all the salt in the teriyaki, but it was so fucking good.
Oh my gosh, you got to throw a little bit of vodka in it next time.
Do you? Yes.
Tito's for sure. For sure.
I'll try that. Yes.
And it is even it's it's it's about.
I was thinking maybe like maybe a little bit of beer, though,
to because it'll break down the the beer will break down the meat.
Yeah, the fibers of the meat.
Yeah. So I'm like, I think I might put some beer in there before vodka.
What the pineapple does it to.
Huh. OK. Does it to?
Well, maybe I'll just put both.
Yeah, fucking might as well. Booze up the chicken. Right.
Yes. Oh, my. But it came out good.
Yeah. And our air fire, my big air fire broke and I never bought.
I never got the replacement because Amazon sent my my I guess refunded me
or whatever, but I'm just like, we'll just use a small one.
So it's like it's like a small it's like the normal, I guess,
for the single serving or whatever.
So that's why I didn't cook it all at once.
I guess I could cook, throw it all in the oven, but it was a really hot.
And I'm just like, I don't want to keep the whole house up.
That's the reason why we use the air fire when it's at least the summertime.
You're right. So I just throw that shit on the grill.
And I'm just like, yes, it's delicious.
So delicious. So delicious.
Do you do any other types of marinades?
Are you just strictly do teriyaki?
No, I absolutely do different types of marinades.
I was going to share with you my pickled
my mango pickle. Oh, send that to me, please, because girl, I just fucking,
you know, it's mango season, right?
So I don't know about where you're at, but they're a dollar a piece for the
what the mangoes from Mexico, not the not the small yellow ones that are from
or I guess I call them the rectangle ones, but you know, the ones that are from
Thailand, all yellow ones, those are my favorite.
But the ones from Mexico, the big giant red ones are a dollar a piece.
What? Yes. So I picked up eight and I'm like, I'll just have one a day for a week.
And girl, before I got on the podcast with you, I fucking ate two.
And I'm like, well, I guess I'm not going to last the entire fucking week
because I want to eat another one when we get done.
I fucking love mango so much. I do, too.
I have the it's a mango papaya pickle relish and it goes so good with like
the mochiko chicken and oh my God, that's I don't even like papaya.
That's one fruit I'm not down for.
But if it's all mixed together, I'm sure it'll taste good.
And yep, you just pickle that shit up. It's delicious.
Yes, please do, because that sounds just refreshing and
not a sodium sodium me.
Yeah. Yeah, it's delicious.
It's so good. Oh my goodness.
I need to cook more.
I'm just fucking lazy now.
I'm just like, I don't know.
It's just me and my son now.
And I'm like, I don't know. Cook for yourself.
Fend for yourself.
I'm not cooking anymore.
I don't want to cook.
Well, he's 15 now, right? Yeah.
Is he going to is he or is he going to be the opposite of the unit
and want to start taking drivers ed classes this year?
One thousand percent.
This cannot wait.
He can not wait.
And I was like, I can't wait.
I can't wait to have a chauffeur.
That's right. I seriously cannot wait to be like,
oh, here's the keys.
Go get a gallon of milk.
I just cannot wait.
Go drive yourself to karate class.
Go please do me alone.
Yes, I can't wait.
I can't wait.
He is so excited.
This boy is very, very man.
You know what?
If this kid, this kid, I love him so much.
He's my little buddy, man.
I I I'm going to be there.
I think I'm going to be super, super depressed
when he leaves the house because I know
he's going to go off and fly.
You know, he's he's I mean, my other.
Children just, you know, I just pushed him out of the nest
and they just kind of fell to the floor.
But this guy is ready to fly.
So I'm excited for him.
I'm excited.
All right, Pomona, both I think we should wrap this up
and let's do a FaceTime afterwards.
You have any parting words for.
Listeners, I do not.
But I know that Father's Day is coming up.
So everybody that has a father or a father figure, please put a,
you know, sometimes it's just a little bit
nice to just nicer if you just kind of do that extra little step
and do the snail mail.
I don't know.
Maybe throw a card in the mail this weekend for your father.
I don't know.
That's the best.
The only thing I got.
Um, yeah, I don't really have anything either, I guess.
Oh, but you know, we're going to celebrate our Father's Day.
Yes.
For sure we will because we are the mother and the father
of our children.
So there you go.
Yeah, y'all.
All right, guys.
Have a good weekend.
Or I guess I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Okay.
Bye.