1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,960 Alright, are you happy or sad? 2 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:09,960 Which way? 3 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:10,960 Oh, I guess... 4 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:11,960 Oh, you're happy! 5 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:12,960 And you are? 6 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:13,960 Pomona bullets. 7 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:14,960 I guess I'm happy. 8 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:15,960 Oh, I'm always happy, bitch! 9 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:16,960 I am Baroque Medusa. 10 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:28,840 This is Top Shelf Hi-Jinks and we clink clinkin' bitches! 11 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:31,640 Happy Friday Eve, bitch! 12 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:33,920 Happy Friday Eve, bitch! 13 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:34,920 What it do? 14 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:36,920 How's your hair looking? 15 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:37,920 Fabulous! 16 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:42,600 Did you just get home from there or you got home on time? 17 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:44,720 Yeah, no, I got home on time. 18 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:47,720 But she did want to put a different... 19 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,720 She tried a new toner. 20 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:53,560 Oh my gosh, I hate when they try new shit on me. 21 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,360 And it's like, why? 22 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:56,800 Did it... so it didn't turn out good? 23 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:58,800 Well, she's like, um, you know what? 24 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:04,840 You know when they say when you're going blonde or light, or do you want warm tones 25 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:05,840 or cool tones? 26 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:07,720 Do you know the difference between that? 27 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:13,480 Yeah, well it depends on your skin tone, so you would probably want neutral or cool. 28 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:14,480 I don't think warm... 29 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:16,920 Like, warm tones are like what I have in my hair. 30 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:18,560 Because I'm warm... 31 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,520 My skin complexion is warm. 32 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:21,520 Yeah. 33 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:24,080 Okay, so like I'm more of like an olive. 34 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:26,480 So yeah, a cool... 35 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:27,480 Well, whatevs. 36 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:34,560 I was just thinking of like gangster chola days, just like put a bottle of a peroxide 37 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,560 in my hair or some sunning. 38 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,560 Oh my god, I'm sunning. 39 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:43,920 Oh my god, I fucking did sunning in junior fucking high. 40 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,640 And that was like cool until it wasn't. 41 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:47,640 And the grow up... 42 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:48,640 Oh my fucking god. 43 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:51,400 You bring back so many horror stories. 44 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:55,600 Oh my gosh, I remember thinking... 45 00:01:55,600 --> 00:02:00,760 I just got that boxed dye and I'm straight burnet. 46 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:03,840 Straight dark brown, that's it. 47 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:08,360 And oh my god, I'm gonna dye my hair blonde. 48 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:09,360 Wrong. 49 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:13,600 I totally forgot about that. 50 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:18,640 Oh my god, I can't believe they actually sold that and they actually sold it to fucking 51 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:19,640 minors like... 52 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:20,640 I know, so funny. 53 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:24,840 We can't even get cold medicine these days without our IDs. 54 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:25,840 God, right? 55 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:26,840 Just legit. 56 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:32,200 I have to have the people unlock where the deodorant is. 57 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,840 I'm like, I just need some secret deodorant. 58 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:35,840 Please. 59 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:40,560 Oh my god, that brings back memories. 60 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,560 Holy fucking shit, girl. 61 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:46,400 Yeah, but that was seventh and eighth grade to me. 62 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,400 Shit. 63 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:50,880 I mean, that was like, you know, 30 years ago, but still. 64 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:52,880 Oh my goodness. 65 00:02:52,880 --> 00:03:00,360 Yeah, but my hair, it came out fine and I think she wanted to do warm. 66 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:01,360 Okay. 67 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:05,960 I guess she's like, it's more of a cool or they're cool light or I don't know. 68 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:06,960 And I was like, you know what? 69 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:07,960 I go, let me see. 70 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,960 Blow dry this shit and let me see. 71 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:14,440 And I guess we'll FaceTime afterwards so I can see it. 72 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:15,440 Yeah, for sure. 73 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,520 I pretty much look the same. 74 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:20,840 It's just we're just bumping it up a notch. 75 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:21,840 Okay. 76 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:25,440 Rockstar, um, Pomona bullets it is. 77 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,120 Yeah, I feel great. 78 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:29,360 You know how you feel after you get your hair done. 79 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:30,360 Yeah. 80 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,920 For about three weeks and then the roots start showing you like, God damn it. 81 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:34,400 I'm back to dark on the top. 82 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:35,400 I know. 83 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:36,640 I like that shit. 84 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:41,600 But yeah, she did the whole, I mean, washed my hair. 85 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,120 The whole, the whole thing. 86 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:47,360 And it's, I just love it because do when you get your hair done, do they do the whole 87 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,920 like deep massage on your head? 88 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:52,120 Oh my God. 89 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:53,440 And my hair guy is gay. 90 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:56,920 So he has fake nails on and it's the best scalp massage. 91 00:03:56,920 --> 00:04:01,520 I'm like, you have to have your nails on every fucking time you do my fucking hair because 92 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:04,760 it is the best fucking scalp massage. 93 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:07,680 I think I just fell. 94 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,720 So you should say, where is this toner? 95 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:13,760 I fucking end up snoring when he has me sitting at the sink because the toner sitting in there 96 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:15,520 for like 15 minutes or whatever. 97 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:19,160 I'm like, I knocked the fuck out after he massages my scalp. 98 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,840 That was me today. 99 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:24,440 I was just like, thank you. 100 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:25,440 Yes, please. 101 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,440 So worth the $300. 102 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:28,440 Good damn. 103 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:29,440 Yeah. 104 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:30,440 Yeah. 105 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:31,440 Okay. 106 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:32,440 Pomona bullets. 107 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:33,440 I know you're not on Instagram. 108 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,440 I'm here to inform you because I know you like sugar. 109 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:46,440 I don't know where it's available, but Snickers has a, I hope you're sitting down for this. 110 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:47,840 Oh, I'm sitting down. 111 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:49,360 Do you like Snickers? 112 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:50,360 Right? 113 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:51,360 I like Kit Kat. 114 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:52,360 Yeah. 115 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,360 I like Twix. 116 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,360 I'm sorry, Twix. 117 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,360 Okay. 118 00:04:55,360 --> 00:05:01,200 Well, Snickers has a white chocolate strawberry cheesecake Snickers bar available. 119 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:04,520 I don't know where it is, but they have it on Instagram. 120 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:09,240 So I'm like, I need to tell Pomona bullets. 121 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:17,320 Now that I'm older, I have, I have not touched. 122 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:20,240 I used to like Butterfinger when I was, oh my God. 123 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:21,240 Yeah. 124 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:22,240 Because of the crunch. 125 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:23,240 Yeah. 126 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,600 And that was, you know, junior high, maybe freshman year. 127 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:30,680 And then I just, no, I have not had a Butterfinger in forever. 128 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:36,280 I remember trying to eat one of the kids Butterfingers from Trick or Treating. 129 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:38,840 Are they gross? 130 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:39,840 Yeah. 131 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:43,520 I haven't had candy bar in ages. 132 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:44,520 Yeah. 133 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:45,800 I was just gross. 134 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:51,960 And I don't know if it was the fact that the older you get your taste buds, you know, 135 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,640 change or you're all fake cow shit. 136 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:55,640 That's why. 137 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:56,640 Yeah. 138 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:57,640 I used to love SpaghettiOs and I remember. 139 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:58,640 Oh God. 140 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:05,640 I remember getting over it up a can and giving it to my kids one day and I was eating the 141 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,640 rest and I go, what the fuck is this? 142 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:10,640 Catch up and like, thank you. 143 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:11,640 It's cats up. 144 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:12,640 Yeah. 145 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:16,040 The fuck is in some soggy ass. 146 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:17,920 And the ones with the meatballs, remember? 147 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:18,920 Oh my God. 148 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,320 Those little rabbit turds. 149 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:21,320 Oh my God. 150 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:24,320 Just a little bit bigger than Titsy Rolls. 151 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:25,320 Or Titsy Rolls. 152 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:26,320 Yeah. 153 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:29,320 And now, and this one is Deluxe. 154 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:30,320 Meatballs. 155 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:31,320 Meatballs. 156 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:32,320 I never saw. 157 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:35,320 I mean, I have marbles. 158 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:36,320 Right. 159 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:38,320 Back in the day. 160 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:39,320 Shit. 161 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:40,320 Yeah. 162 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:41,320 Fucking meatballs. 163 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:42,320 Oh my God. 164 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:43,320 What the hell? 165 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,320 No, the only thing. 166 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:51,840 Well, actually the only thing that I will still eat from a can as far as meat. 167 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:53,320 What is that? 168 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:56,640 That fucking, what is it called? 169 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:58,320 The corned beef hash. 170 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:01,360 Oh, I tried to eat that before. 171 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:03,880 Maybe about two or three years ago and I couldn't. 172 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:05,840 I'm just like, this is just fucking lard. 173 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:06,840 It's not even legit. 174 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:07,840 Is it better? 175 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:08,840 Or the one that I bought. 176 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:09,840 Yeah. 177 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:10,840 No. 178 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,720 I guess corned beef hash or whatever. 179 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:13,960 It has to be at a restaurant. 180 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:14,960 Yeah. 181 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:16,280 It has to be the real deal, I guess. 182 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:17,280 Yeah. 183 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:18,280 It has to be legit. 184 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:19,280 Yeah. 185 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:21,280 I'm waiting for fucking St. Patrick's Day. 186 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:22,280 Yeah. 187 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:23,280 There you go. 188 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,800 Some real corned beef. 189 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:29,280 But that was pretty much the last thing I had. 190 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:37,840 But as far as Snickers goes, the other, maybe about two weeks ago, I was so hungry at work. 191 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:44,920 I didn't have lunch and I usually go to the checkout stand and we have things. 192 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:46,920 The candy or whatever. 193 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:49,720 The candy or just little crap. 194 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:50,720 Snacks. 195 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:54,240 And I just thought of that commercial. 196 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,560 If you're hungry, why wait? 197 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:56,560 Like take a Snickers. 198 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,560 I was like, fuck, I haven't had a Snickers in forever. 199 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:03,440 But I told you the price of candy bars. 200 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:04,440 Yeah. 201 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:05,720 What's a candy bar cost now? 202 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:13,840 Well, here in Oregon, it is $3.99 for a regular candy bar for a fucking Snickers. 203 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:14,840 Yeah. 204 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:15,840 Okay. 205 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:16,840 Yeah. 206 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:19,840 So, you know, I'm kind of bougie when it comes to candy bars. 207 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:25,160 Trader Joe's stopped selling the candy bar that was imported from the UK. 208 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:27,520 So I fucking go on Amazon. 209 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:28,960 There's $6 a bar girl. 210 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:33,280 And I fucking, I'm like, let me just buy fucking six and I fucking bought six. 211 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:34,280 What? 212 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,920 Can you say the name or what? 213 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:37,800 It's Montezuma's absolute black. 214 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:43,400 So the only ingredient in this fucking candy bar is 100 percent cacao. 215 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:44,400 Like there's no sugar. 216 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:45,400 Yeah. 217 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,560 It's like bitter, bitter, bitter. 218 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:50,480 So I like to eat that with like dried fruit. 219 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,240 That's my fucking candy or whatever. 220 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:56,360 But I was so angry when Trader Joe's Trader Joe's stopped selling a lot of shit during 221 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:58,560 the pandemic and they never picked it back up. 222 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:01,960 And I don't know if people just don't buy 100 percent cacao. 223 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:02,960 I don't think anybody does. 224 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,280 I think I'm the only fucking. 225 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:10,480 No, I do because I just bought a 100 percent cacao bar dark chocolate or dark. 226 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:12,040 Is it with sugar though? 227 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:13,040 Are you? 228 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:14,040 No, no sugar. 229 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:15,040 No sugar. 230 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:16,040 So you're like me. 231 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:17,040 Everybody thinks I'm weird. 232 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,840 I'm like, I love to eat it with like dried mango and dried fig. 233 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:23,000 Oh, it's just it balances out so fucking well. 234 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Yeah. 235 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,400 Everybody was telling me, what the hell are you eating? 236 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,400 Yeah. 237 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:31,800 And it had ginger and turmeric in it. 238 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:33,360 Oh, is that good? 239 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:35,840 Girl, it was really good. 240 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:36,840 What's the brand? 241 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,360 Um, it's at my it's at my office. 242 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:42,440 So I will have to let me or text it to me because I've never heard of that. 243 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:43,800 I'm interested in try that. 244 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:44,800 It is delish. 245 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:48,320 I mean, of course you only need a little square. 246 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:49,320 Yeah. 247 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:51,360 So here's yeah, because it's so fucking rich, right? 248 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:52,560 The whole candy bar. 249 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:56,160 So these four, I think I bought six candy bars, either four or six. 250 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:57,160 Yeah, six candy bars. 251 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:59,440 I spent fucking $45 on my shit. 252 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,040 No, well worth it. 253 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,640 Yeah, that it'll last like five months. 254 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:07,720 Like one candy bar will last me at least three weeks because it's so fucking rich. 255 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:08,720 Right. 256 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:09,720 Yeah. 257 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:10,720 People looking at me all crazy. 258 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:13,360 I'm like, no, not paying no fucking four dollars. 259 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,120 And but why is it four dollars? 260 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:17,640 So did you buy it there or did you have to buy it on Amazon? 261 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:18,640 I know. 262 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:23,560 I actually bought the the turmeric with the ginger bar. 263 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,960 I got that one at Trader Joe's. 264 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:26,960 Huh. 265 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:27,960 So they do have. 266 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:28,960 Okay. 267 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:29,960 I need to look for that then. 268 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:30,960 Yeah. 269 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:31,960 I'll totally. 270 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,960 I'm going to work tomorrow. 271 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:36,720 I will take a picture and say this is what I'm eating. 272 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:37,720 It is. 273 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:38,720 Okay. 274 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:39,720 Yeah. 275 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:40,720 Send it to me because I'm interested. 276 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:41,720 That way I have variety. 277 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:42,720 Yeah. 278 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:46,360 And I just, yeah, it's just, I just take a little brick of the little, you know how 279 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:47,520 they come in little squares. 280 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:48,520 Yeah. 281 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:49,520 Yeah. 282 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:50,520 Yeah. 283 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:51,520 So I like it. 284 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:54,960 And worst case, I like to eat it with a spoonful of peanut butter. 285 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:55,960 Exactly. 286 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,480 That's my racist pieces. 287 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:58,480 Right. 288 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:03,920 I think everybody wants a piece, but then this is why Snickers said it's $5 because 289 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:05,720 it's share size. 290 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:06,920 Fuck that. 291 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:07,920 Because people want. 292 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:08,920 I would eat the whole thing. 293 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:09,920 Yeah. 294 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:10,920 You know, I don't share food. 295 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:11,920 Yeah. 296 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:12,920 I'm going to share shit. 297 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:18,760 Well, obviously I would share shit because that's what I'm buying is shit. 298 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:19,760 I think right. 299 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:20,760 Snickers is crap. 300 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:21,760 Yeah. 301 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,000 I can't do it anymore. 302 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000 My pellet has evolved. 303 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,000 Well, good. 304 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000 I'm glad to hear that. 305 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000 You're an adult now. 306 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,000 I know. 307 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,000 I love adulting. 308 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,000 So fun. 309 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:35,480 I'm certain things maybe. 310 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:36,720 So sad. 311 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:37,720 Okay. 312 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:38,720 So I have one more thing about Instagram. 313 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:41,840 And I sent you that picture, I guess, or the Instagram post. 314 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:48,280 So Bad Boys is have the Bad Boys franchise, the movie with Will Smith and what's his name, 315 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:49,280 Martin Lawrence. 316 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:50,280 Yes. 317 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:51,720 They're having their, I think it's part four. 318 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:52,720 Is it part four? 319 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:53,720 I think it's part four. 320 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:54,720 It would be four. 321 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:55,720 Yes. 322 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:56,720 And you saw the post, right? 323 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:57,720 It says, right or die. 324 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:58,720 Is there anything wrong with that? 325 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:03,720 Let me look at it again. 326 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:04,720 Okay. 327 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:11,440 Or just, just if you hear right or die, like I'll go into it afterwards, but that's whatever. 328 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:15,360 Do you see anything wrong with that? 329 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,360 Yes. 330 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:20,560 Because yes, I see a lot of things wrong with that, but. 331 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:21,560 Okay. 332 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:22,560 Do tell. 333 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:30,480 Well, one, they don't even look like they're even writing or, I mean, I don't know. 334 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:31,480 Or they're dying. 335 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,480 But yeah, I'm just kidding. 336 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:36,160 Well, I'm not kidding. 337 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,480 You know, right or die. 338 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,440 That's just so they're going to die. 339 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:41,920 I mean, what the fuck? 340 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:42,920 Seriously? 341 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:43,920 Okay. 342 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:44,920 How many years later? 343 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:45,920 I don't know. 344 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:46,920 And why is Will Smith's name? 345 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,920 Has it always been first? 346 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:49,920 Yeah. 347 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:50,920 Okay. 348 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:54,920 So my, my thing is this. 349 00:12:54,920 --> 00:13:00,320 Rider die Pomona bullets is what they say for the fast and the furious. 350 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,680 Fast and the furious has 10 fucking movies. 351 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:07,040 And they've said that since the very first fucking movie writer fucking die. 352 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:12,080 So I'm like, who the fuck put this shit together for goddamn bad boys? 353 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,560 Like hello. 354 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,280 Whoa. 355 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:20,680 I have to admit, I only saw the first, the first two. 356 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:25,400 Well, you know, I'm a fast and furious fucking bitch all day long. 357 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:30,080 I was just like, you guys, I don't know who's doing the marketing for this, but you guys 358 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:32,520 are clearly in the wrong. 359 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,520 They gave up. 360 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:34,520 They said, you know what? 361 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:35,520 Let's just do that. 362 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:37,520 Let's just say writer die. 363 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:38,520 I guess so. 364 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:41,120 We're dominant writing each other. 365 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,800 Like just fucking get out of here. 366 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:44,800 Like. 367 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:49,800 And if you're wanted, now you're fugitives. 368 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:53,720 Hey, are you going to ride the fucking bus to the fucking prison? 369 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,800 Like or die? 370 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:56,800 I don't know. 371 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:57,800 No motorcycles. 372 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,560 There's no, there's no rice burners, rice rockets. 373 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:01,560 Like, I don't know. 374 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:02,560 Swooped up. 375 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:03,560 I don't know. 376 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:10,960 I can say that because I eat rice every day. 377 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,080 There you go. 378 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,080 Have you seen all the bad boys? 379 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,080 There's three of them so far. 380 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,240 So this is going to be the fourth one. 381 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,240 Have you seen the third one? 382 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,000 The third one is total fucking trash. 383 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000 That's why I'm asking. 384 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,840 Thank goodness I didn't see it. 385 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:23,840 No, okay. 386 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:24,840 I fucking actually bought that. 387 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,840 So I don't have to watch it in the theaters. 388 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,080 I'm like, this is going to be good. 389 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,600 The second one is the first, the first two. 390 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,680 I like the second one is my favorite. 391 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:36,600 But the third one, I was just like, oh, this is a soap opera for guys. 392 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:40,920 This is the only thing that was great about that was that meek mill had a fucking goddamn 393 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,560 song on the soundtrack. 394 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:43,560 That was it. 395 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:44,560 That movie fucking. 396 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:45,560 Shit. 397 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:52,960 You know, usually when it comes to like a third, I never watch it. 398 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:59,320 It's like how if an example, but they always mess with you because the first one is a good 399 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:00,560 like any movie. 400 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:04,080 The first one, you're just like, damn, that was a good movie. 401 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,320 Like that was pretty good. 402 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:08,480 And then the second one, you're like, holy shit. 403 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:09,480 That one. 404 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,480 Yeah. 405 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:13,360 Pop the first and then the third one comes out and it's like fucking psych. 406 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:14,360 Yeah. 407 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:20,960 The spoiler alert for the third one, Will Smith has a baby or I guess his son was with 408 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:26,440 a girl that he was with and she's the terrorist and this whole fucking thing. 409 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:32,040 And he, the son is coming back for redemption because he got abandoned by him or some bullshit 410 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,040 like that. 411 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:37,480 And I'm just like, oh my God, damn soap opera for men. 412 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,480 Let's just stop. 413 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,480 I thought you guys are bad boys. 414 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,480 No. 415 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:47,480 No, that is all. 416 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,520 That's so. 417 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:53,400 And honestly, I thought, um, Martin Lawrence was like kind of out of the game. 418 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,080 I don't know, but I fucking love him. 419 00:15:56,080 --> 00:16:02,160 So hopefully he, so hopefully he does his thing because Will Smith, whatever, I'm assuming 420 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:05,680 they're doing this movie just because Will Smith slapped. 421 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:06,680 What's his name? 422 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:07,680 Like what, whatever that was. 423 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,280 And now he's finally in a movie again. 424 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:10,280 I guess. 425 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:15,560 I don't know, but who knows because movies are always in production for years. 426 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:16,560 Right. 427 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:22,960 And then it comes out like, oh shit, no, I bet you it's going to be a blockbuster failure. 428 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:23,960 Yeah. 429 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,880 Well, I don't even think it's a blockbuster anymore. 430 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,680 I mean, you can stream it like right away. 431 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:30,680 Yeah. 432 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:33,680 Straight to streaming. 433 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:34,680 Yeah. 434 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,960 Straight to my own home theater. 435 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:43,800 Okay, so me and Pomona Bullets have been talking all morning because I had to tell her to wake 436 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:44,800 the fuck up. 437 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:48,320 Nick Diaz has a fight scheduled for, what is it in December? 438 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:49,320 I want to say that. 439 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,320 Yeah. 440 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,320 Okay. 441 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:52,320 Perfect. 442 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:56,120 So then Pomona Bullets is like, yeah, um, did you know that Tyson and Jake Paul fight 443 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,120 got canceled? 444 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,400 I'm like, uh, what? 445 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,840 No, I don't think so. 446 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,040 And then I told you I was going to check. 447 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:06,240 I checked and I didn't want to tell you till now, but the fight is still on. 448 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,240 Okay. 449 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:11,400 So Tyson had that, I guess the scare before he boarded the plane, something with his heart, 450 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,920 I want to say I could be wrong. 451 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:13,920 Yeah. 452 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:14,920 Sometimes a medical scare. 453 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:15,920 Yeah. 454 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:19,600 Medical scare, but fucking Jake Paul gets on, I guess social media and says, uh, he's, 455 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,760 um, Mike Tyson's making shit up. 456 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:27,560 And I'm like, even on Mike Tyson's bad day, if he's in the hospital, he could still knock 457 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,520 you out while he's in the gurney. 458 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:30,520 Oh yeah. 459 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:31,800 Recovering from like heart surgery. 460 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,680 So shut the fuck up, you little boy. 461 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:34,680 Yeah. 462 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,520 You're probably a little Disney channel boy. 463 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:40,400 Um, then I'll call him iron fist Mike Tyson for nothing. 464 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,400 Right. 465 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:44,400 He has to be scared. 466 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:48,160 But it's not going to be a real fight anyways. 467 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:51,240 I mean, if it's, I'm not even going to watch it. 468 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,200 Is it free on Netflix? 469 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,600 I think you have to buy it. 470 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:56,600 I don't even know. 471 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,200 I don't know either. 472 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:03,480 I really not even, I do have to buy stuff when you are, cause I don't have Netflix. 473 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:07,360 So do they have stuff that you have to buy on the top of their subscription? 474 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:13,320 No, usually if you're just a, you, you subscribe to Netflix and you have a Netflix account, 475 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,880 I never bought nothing or anything extra. 476 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:16,880 Okay. 477 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,400 I didn't even realize it was going to be on Netflix. 478 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,200 Oh shit. 479 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:26,920 I don't, well, I'm like the oldest fucking lady when it comes to going online. 480 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,720 I'm like Google or ask, I asked Siri. 481 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:32,240 I always get so upset. 482 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:35,720 I'm just like Siri is the fight canceled. 483 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,520 And she's like, this is what I found. 484 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,880 And it's like fucking butterflies or some bullshit. 485 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:42,240 And it's like fucking Siri. 486 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,720 I hate you. 487 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:44,720 Question. 488 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,720 Did you watch that Tom Brady roast? 489 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:50,680 I did not, but I've been hearing mad, mad raves about it. 490 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:51,680 Okay. 491 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:52,800 So I watched it. 492 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,040 It was really fucking long. 493 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,320 It was good on some parts, some parts wasn't. 494 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,320 Here's the thing. 495 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:02,760 I was like concerned, I guess Giselle and I guess his ex-wife and his ex-baby mama was 496 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:06,440 mad that he was talking, or I guess that he didn't stick up for them. 497 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:07,760 Oh, does that make sense? 498 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:08,760 Cause he was getting roasted. 499 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:09,760 They were making fun of them. 500 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:12,440 They were making fun of, you know, that part. 501 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:17,640 Girl, I cannot believe, I guess, I think I want to say it was Kevin Hart that was talking 502 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:22,920 shit about Robert Kraft, the owner of the goddamn New England Patriots. 503 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,280 That motherfucker was sitting there in the audience. 504 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:26,280 Okay. 505 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:27,520 Robert Kraft. 506 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:31,480 And that's when Tom Brady gets up and says you cannot talk about him like that. 507 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,400 And I'm like, what are you a fucking simp? 508 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:39,600 We already knew he's a fucking bitch, but him not saying, I mean, I don't think I, I 509 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,600 don't know. 510 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:45,960 Um, I don't think he should, I don't know when it comes to like, I guess standing up 511 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,200 for his ex-wife and his baby's mama. 512 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,400 I mean, it's a fucking roast. 513 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,400 What do you expect? 514 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:54,240 A, but if you're not going to stand up for them and they're the mother of your kids, 515 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:57,120 even though you guys aren't together anymore, I totally got it. 516 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,240 Why are you standing up for Robert Kraft? 517 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,240 Yeah. 518 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,240 Fucking simp. 519 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,240 Fucking simp. 520 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:07,960 R scripted and took that check to the bank cause he's a loser. 521 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:15,840 That's just insane. 522 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:20,600 But to be in the ex-wifey's shoes. 523 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,600 Yeah. 524 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,600 Come on. 525 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,600 Stop. 526 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,840 You're just, you could definitely get money, but it's a roast. 527 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:26,840 Yeah. 528 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:27,840 Exactly. 529 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:31,120 So I'm like, just fucking have, yeah, just don't watch or don't listen. 530 00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:32,120 And who gives a shit? 531 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:33,120 Right. 532 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,120 Yeah. 533 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,120 Who gives a shit? 534 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,840 But the fact that he stood up for Robert Kraft, I'm like, you're such a fucking bitch. 535 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:38,840 Oh gosh. 536 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:42,320 He's like, I hope they call me back out of retirement. 537 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,320 Right? 538 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:47,560 I went one day and, uh, yeah. 539 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,480 So when you watch it, watch out for that. 540 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:52,360 You'll just like, bitch, what girl, you're going to have to, you're going to have to 541 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,440 tell me like exactly where to go when it comes to that. 542 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,000 Because I'm just going to skip. 543 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,440 Well, no, I heard it's a long fucking roast. 544 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:02,480 Like any of the, um, Gronk is on there. 545 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,280 You know who Rob Gronkowski is, right? 546 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,600 They make fun of him a lot. 547 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,040 They make fun of him really well. 548 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,640 Um, and he plays into it really well too. 549 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:17,000 So, um, I think he was the only one that was funny when, when it came to the, the sports 550 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:21,400 guys or I'm sorry, not the sports guys, the athletes that were there to roast because 551 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,320 clearly they didn't write their fucking. 552 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,600 Of course. 553 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:26,600 Yeah. 554 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:30,400 Both there's, but, uh, I would say no for the, um, the athletes. 555 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,320 So, or I guess his teammates or whatever the fuck. 556 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,320 Geez. 557 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:36,760 I don't know. 558 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:44,000 Sometimes do you think you could, if somebody said, okay, Medusa, you're going to get roast. 559 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000 We're going to honor you. 560 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000 You're going to get roast. 561 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:52,120 Do you think you could actually like, are you that type of good sport to do it? 562 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:56,240 I mean, if it was like, like you and like my close friends, yeah, I'm down for that 563 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:57,240 shit. 564 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,640 What if it was like some listener? 565 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:00,640 Fuck. 566 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:01,640 You know what? 567 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:04,760 No, I forgot you're a sorry, you're a poor, poor fucking sport. 568 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:09,840 I would just sit there and my laugh, my face, I would just have that resting bitch. 569 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:10,840 I don't know. 570 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,520 I would have to be really fucking drunk. 571 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:15,800 That I'll just be like, shit, I'm going to use, can I use that? 572 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:16,880 Is that patent? 573 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,880 Can I use that? 574 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,880 I want to use that. 575 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:20,880 Um, yeah. 576 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:26,600 Yeah, but if you can't talk back and you just have to literally be roasted. 577 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,400 Um, well, yeah, you would have to be on alcohol. 578 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,400 Clearly. 579 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:35,440 Fucking alcohol, whatever the fuck else that's in my reach. 580 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:41,880 Yeah, I, yeah, I think I would, I, I couldn't get roasted. 581 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:49,880 I was just like, you could just honor me some other way because yeah, can I bring a gun? 582 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,200 Like, yeah, I have an open carry. 583 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,320 Like, can I, can I do that? 584 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,320 Uh, okay. 585 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,320 Sorry. 586 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,320 Nope. 587 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,320 I'm just saying that's it. 588 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:00,280 I was going to say speaking of guns. 589 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:05,120 So the reason why I found out about Nick Diaz today, because when I was at the gym, there 590 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,520 was fucking UFC everywhere. 591 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,520 I'm like, what the fuck? 592 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,520 And it was Sean Strickland. 593 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:13,320 So I'm like, is Sean Strickland like causing a ruckus again on social media or like, but 594 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,640 I guess he's fighting this fucking weekend. 595 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:16,640 I don't know. 596 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:21,160 I'm not a pro UFC like I used to, but I'm Sean Strickland is fighting. 597 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,720 Who's he fighting? 598 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:23,720 Paulo Costa. 599 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:29,400 I don't know who the fuck that is, but our, our liberal white boy. 600 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,720 He's not even liberal. 601 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:37,560 But you know, our gun towing white boy, Sean Strickland is going to be in the ring. 602 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:38,560 He's head. 603 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:42,680 I guess he's co-headlining or co- maybe then. 604 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:43,680 Yeah. 605 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:44,680 What's up? 606 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,680 You're right. 607 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:54,240 I haven't been following UFC or MMA or I don't know any of it. 608 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,480 Like I used to. 609 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,000 That's when I know I'm getting old. 610 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:01,920 Cause I'm just like, yeah, I just follow what's on my feed, on my Instagram feed, or all 611 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,440 lazy on my Twitter feed. 612 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:04,440 Yeah. 613 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:05,440 Exactly. 614 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,440 You're like, oh shit. 615 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:07,760 That's what I do with the draft. 616 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:10,200 I don't even watch the NFL draft anymore. 617 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,440 I'm just like, this is my team. 618 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:12,880 This is who I care about. 619 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:13,880 I just get. 620 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,000 Oh yeah, I've never watched that. 621 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000 Just all ding. 622 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,600 I'm like, oh, they picked up who? 623 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,400 And I just coo-cold the name. 624 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:24,040 We'll see how that guy does. 625 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,040 There you go. 626 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,040 Yeah. 627 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,320 We're so lazy. 628 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:33,560 We Americans so lazy. 629 00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:37,680 So what else are, what are you doing this weekend since you're off this week? 630 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:38,680 Yes. 631 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,680 I am so glad. 632 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:41,680 Okay. 633 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:42,680 I have a. 634 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,280 I have a work story. 635 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,280 Yeah. 636 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:50,520 And how did, and, and informed the listeners how labor day, or I'm sorry, not labor day 637 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,360 Memorial Day went or whatever. 638 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:54,760 Cause you worked the Sunday that was before Memorial Day. 639 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:55,760 Oh yeah. 640 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:56,760 Oh yeah. 641 00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:03,920 Because yeah, everybody works every, and I love the reason why. 642 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:10,560 And mind you, this is my first time ever really being in retail. 643 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:15,480 I've never, ever, ever had a job in retail, not in high school. 644 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:19,240 It was always fast food or something else. 645 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,120 I never worked in retail. 646 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,800 Oh, I did work at a Mervins one. 647 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:24,800 Oh my God. 648 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,800 I worked there too for one Christmas. 649 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,840 I was wrapping gifts. 650 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,640 I was in the gift wrapping department. 651 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,280 Oh, that must have been fun. 652 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,280 You know what? 653 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:39,520 I rocked it and every, yeah, it was, it was actually pretty fun. 654 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:45,000 It wasn't dealing with, I don't know, inventory and all this retail. 655 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,040 So it was just, hey, wrap these effing gifts. 656 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,840 Um, yeah. 657 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:58,400 So at work, yes, I had to work the whole Memorial weekend, Memorial Day weekend. 658 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,640 And it was insane. 659 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:08,760 Of course it's right because I guess we had some Memorial Day flashers or slash and prices. 660 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,800 And I don't know. 661 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:15,320 I just didn't find the terminology that great. 662 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:20,720 I just, wow, shouldn't we just have like a moment of silence and everybody go home? 663 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,880 But no, we have a massive sale. 664 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:31,280 And my boss says it's a, it's the super bowl of retail weekend. 665 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:32,280 Oh, okay. 666 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:37,840 Well, that still doesn't make me even that much more happier to be here. 667 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:46,360 They had me face paint because we had this huge hoopla and the parking lot. 668 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,960 Like, you know, up for more than bullets. 669 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,160 Watch, you finished with payroll. 670 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:56,120 I said, yeah, why don't you go out there and interact with our customers? 671 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:57,400 I said, excuse me. 672 00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,160 That's not in my job description. 673 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,160 Right? 674 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,160 Yeah. 675 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:04,320 And I was like, what do you want me to do? 676 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:05,320 Face paint. 677 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:12,720 Yeah, you know, maybe I can't, why the fuck was it this, the cheapest fucking face paint 678 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:18,440 that you're trying to paint on these kids and, and there's nothing, nothing to go off 679 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:26,680 of, but luckily I didn't want them to know how artistically inclined I was because I 680 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:27,960 don't want more work. 681 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:28,960 So right. 682 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:33,760 I don't really say anything, but I was a little excited. 683 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:37,760 I was like, what the fuck, you give me these tools? 684 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,640 This is not it. 685 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:47,480 It looked like that 99 cent store finger paint that you buy your kids that you think it just 686 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,000 doesn't do anything. 687 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,400 I don't know. 688 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:52,400 I don't know. 689 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:57,000 So I ended up finding a stack of tattoos, the fake tattoos. 690 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Okay. 691 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,560 And they were just the flags, stars, whatnot. 692 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:05,200 I said, okay, pick a tattoo where you want your tattoo. 693 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,080 I started trying all the kids and the kids are like, I want a tattoo. 694 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,080 I want a tattoo. 695 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,480 Wait, how many kids were there? 696 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:12,480 Oh my gosh. 697 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:17,280 Bring your kids to buy a barbecue grill day. 698 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,800 I have no idea. 699 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:26,240 And I still to this to right now, I don't understand who the F. Well, obviously, I guess 700 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:31,120 they did want to buy a barbecue because yeah, they're going to barbecue for Memorial weekend 701 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:32,720 or whatever. 702 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:37,160 So yeah, let's leave our kids in line to get a face painting. 703 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:38,960 I'm like, check it out. 704 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:39,960 It's a tattoo now. 705 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,960 I guess I'm going to pull this out here. 706 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:47,160 So I started putting these tattoos on these kids and then I just kind of color it with 707 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,120 just this stupid paint. 708 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:55,920 There's nothing on nobody's face unless the kids wanted a tattoo on their face. 709 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,360 I'm like, oh, wow. 710 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,360 Okay. 711 00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:03,240 What tell me why my line was at the minimum 18 kids. 712 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,240 What? 713 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,240 Yes. 714 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,360 And then you're the only face painter. 715 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:08,360 Yeah. 716 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:13,720 And I and I wish I was a prize face painting to like it's tattoos because this is cheap 717 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:19,960 ass shit and I'm making an executive decision to do tattoos, which it was cool because 718 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:24,080 it was all the little tattoos were just like I said, it was just like a black little outline 719 00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:27,720 of an American flag or stars or. 720 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:28,720 Okay. 721 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:35,000 Just, I don't know, just patriotic and I would just put the tattoo on them and then 722 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:39,040 I would paint color it in like there you go. 723 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,480 Well, you want some glitter poof. 724 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:47,600 I put a glitter bomb on their face and yeah, that's pretty much it. 725 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:53,360 But just saying they ended up telling me that I had to do. 726 00:29:53,360 --> 00:30:02,400 I had to stand in front of a barbecue grill and there's this huge sign that says ask me 727 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:06,520 how to win or ask me how you can win. 728 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,840 I don't know. 729 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:14,080 And they were telling me, granted, I am not, I'm not the sales specialist. 730 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,160 I don't know. 731 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,160 I don't know. 732 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:21,440 Even when I'm walking the floor in those people will stop me and say, excuse me, excuse 733 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,440 me, where do I find the space shooters? 734 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:24,840 I don't fucking know. 735 00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:28,880 Like, maybe back there somewhere. 736 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:29,880 I don't know. 737 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,520 I'm just horrible. 738 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:36,720 They told me to do some, I have to just welcome the lows. 739 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:37,720 Welcome the lows. 740 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,880 You have any interior, exterior project going on in your home? 741 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:41,880 How can we help? 742 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:42,880 How can we help? 743 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,920 I started doing that. 744 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:49,640 And I got, I don't know, 11 people to sign up and get a raffle ticket to win because 745 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:55,160 if they signed up, if they had any projects and they gave us the information so we could 746 00:30:55,160 --> 00:31:01,520 reach out and give them a quote to, and there was one thing that I realized was there's 747 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:05,360 a lot of people that come here because shit has gone down. 748 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:06,360 They need help. 749 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,360 They're trying to fix something. 750 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:08,360 Yes, please. 751 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:09,360 Give me a quote. 752 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:13,480 They're not here for just plants or barbecue. 753 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:18,600 So many people were like, hell yeah, my kids just flooded my bathroom. 754 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,160 The floor has buckled. 755 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,160 We are here. 756 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,160 Do you install it? 757 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:24,480 Yeah, we do it all. 758 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:29,920 So I got 11 leads and I wanted to leave. 759 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:30,920 I wanted to leave. 760 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,160 I was like, can I, can I leave? 761 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,160 Can I leave early? 762 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,160 Can I leave? 763 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,160 Nope. 764 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:37,160 Nope. 765 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,160 Nope. 766 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:39,160 How many leads did you get? 767 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,160 I was all here. 768 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:41,160 They're all, fuck. 769 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,160 You got 11? 770 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,160 How long were you out there? 771 00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,800 I was like for hour, four or five minutes. 772 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,800 And my allergies are banging. 773 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:49,800 I'm crying. 774 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:50,800 I'm choking. 775 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,240 I, like, I don't want to see another person. 776 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,200 I don't want to talk to another person. 777 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,800 I want to go home. 778 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,920 And there are 11 leads. 779 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:05,800 My manager comes out and she says, hey, come on, bullets. 780 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:06,800 You know what? 781 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,040 I think she's all bitch. 782 00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,560 I think we found your niche. 783 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:14,160 You do not need to be doing schedules and all these orientations. 784 00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:18,480 So you're going to, are they going to make you do that more? 785 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:22,200 I will fucking put in, I won't even put in my two week notice. 786 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,240 I will just never show up again. 787 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,240 I do not. 788 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:26,240 I am not a salesperson. 789 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:27,240 I'm not. 790 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:30,520 I was just going to say, I'm like, what the fuck? 791 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:38,960 But tell me why I get $1,000 on my next check because one of those leads went through 792 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:39,960 out of the 11. 793 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,680 What's the, what are they supposed, they're supposed to buy something? 794 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:49,080 No, they just basically, for example, one person was telling me that they're here because 795 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:54,480 they're looking for tile for their bathroom because their kids flooded the bathroom. 796 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:57,360 So the one floor underneath buckled. 797 00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:02,720 So all the trial and so they need wood, they need tile, they're trying to fix. 798 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,240 They're just looking for the materials. 799 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:05,240 Do we install? 800 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:06,240 I said, yes. 801 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,720 They said, yes, take my information. 802 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,080 Yes, help. 803 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:11,080 We need help. 804 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:19,000 Okay, so I'm just like, okay, so they're whatever. 805 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,000 Okay, I believe you. 806 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,000 I don't know. 807 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,040 I guess these, these foos need help. 808 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:29,600 So they want me to get a lead to say, how can we help as far as installation? 809 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:34,200 Well, they better fucking, and they said they're going to copy for it. 810 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,240 Yeah, I didn't even know I was going to get comped. 811 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:38,240 Like shit. 812 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,240 Yes. 813 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:40,240 Okay, good. 814 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:43,760 Okay, well, I hope they all turn out to be good leads. 815 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,600 I sure hope so because there were so many people. 816 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,920 I had this whole little thing down packed. 817 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,600 I would say welcome to Lowe's. 818 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:56,440 And if someone would just ignore me, I'm like, I'm not going to ask if you have any projects 819 00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:57,600 or I don't care. 820 00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:01,520 I just, I selectively chose who I was going to talk to. 821 00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:10,200 And I successfully got their whole life story on how their dogs suck and their kids suck. 822 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:16,200 And how being a homeowner sucks and their life is just miserable. 823 00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,480 Everything is so bad. 824 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:19,480 Their roof is leaking. 825 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:23,360 All this, like just, it was just, it was really depressing actually. 826 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,480 You're like, I'm just going to go back to painting faces. 827 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:27,480 Shut the fuck up. 828 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:28,480 Yeah. 829 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:29,480 I was like, you know what? 830 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:34,880 I have a line over there of people who want tattoos and face painted. 831 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:35,880 Oh my goodness. 832 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,760 And then I hate kids too. 833 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,560 So I don't even know why they put me there. 834 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:47,720 I can't stand people's kids just like their cats or they at least will be haved. 835 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:50,880 A few of them. 836 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:54,240 And then a few are just like, geez. 837 00:34:54,240 --> 00:35:00,240 They were those type of kids where the mom probably makes dinner and there's maybe three 838 00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:02,520 children in the household. 839 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,160 And there's that one kid that says, I don't want spaghetti. 840 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:09,040 I want chicken nuggets and the mom will go and make chicken nuggets. 841 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,320 Oh, fuck that. 842 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,320 Yeah. 843 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,320 It's like those type of kids. 844 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:13,320 Oh my gosh. 845 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:17,920 When your mom's not like, I'm going to pinch you. 846 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:18,920 Right. 847 00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:19,920 No. 848 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:20,920 But yeah. 849 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:21,920 Geez. 850 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:26,680 What has happened to my life? 851 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,840 That's all I want to know. 852 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:32,280 Well, it'll turn out better. 853 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,280 I promise. 854 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:37,400 And hopefully, like I said, it'll, what's the word I'm looking for? 855 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,760 Those leads will pan out sooner rather than later. 856 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:40,760 Oh yeah. 857 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:46,040 And then I'll just cash out and piece out. 858 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:47,040 That's right, bitch. 859 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,040 Yeah. 860 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:51,040 And moving on to bigger and better. 861 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,440 How's your, how's your work going for you? 862 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:54,440 You still loving it? 863 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:55,440 It's going good. 864 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:56,440 Yeah. 865 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,440 Every day's Friday when you work from home. 866 00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:59,920 Love it. 867 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:00,920 Yeah. 868 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:05,280 So did I tell you that I'm a contractor, right? 869 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,280 Did I tell you that? 870 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:07,280 No. 871 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:08,880 So I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a permanent employee. 872 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:13,640 So they asked me last week, my supervisor, she's like, Hey, so do you like work in here 873 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:14,640 and blah, blah, blah. 874 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,160 And I'm like, yeah, I do. 875 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,560 And whatever she's like, do you want to be permanent? 876 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,000 Would you want to be permanent or you want to remain contractor? 877 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,440 I'm like, Oh, let me be permanent please. 878 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,280 So here's my thing. 879 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:30,680 When I used to work for the city of Long Beach, I was there for six, six years. 880 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:34,400 And that was the only stint that I had for the public sector. 881 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:35,600 Everything moves. 882 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,520 So goddamn slow. 883 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:43,360 So she's like my supervisor that I work for now, she's like private sector, obviously. 884 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:44,680 She's like, okay. 885 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:50,560 So I'm going to call HR and they're going to be in contact with you soon because the 886 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:51,680 rec is going to open up. 887 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:52,680 So you need to apply. 888 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,680 And I'm like, all right, that's cool. 889 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,120 Like in about six weeks, maybe six months. 890 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,120 Bitch. 891 00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:03,240 She told me that on Tuesday on Friday, I had an email in my fucking inbox telling me, 892 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:07,640 you need to apply now as soon as you apply, you let me know so I can close this shit. 893 00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,320 And I'm like, I am so. 894 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:11,320 Boom. 895 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:12,320 Yeah. 896 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,880 And I'm like, fuck the city of Long Beach a and b. 897 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:20,280 I fucking talked to her on, we had a prelim call on Wednesday and she's like, yeah. 898 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:24,200 So are you going to be ready for a background check and drug testing in the next three weeks? 899 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:27,240 Basically, she's like, don't waste my fucking time. 900 00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:28,240 Yeah. 901 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:30,200 And I'm like, most definitely. 902 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,520 So maybe after that I can do mushrooms. 903 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:33,520 Yeah. 904 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:36,240 I'm like, I'm so glad I fucking waited. 905 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:40,280 See, it all happens for a day. 906 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:41,280 That's right. 907 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:42,960 But that's awesome. 908 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:43,960 That is awesome. 909 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:44,960 I'm so freaking excited. 910 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,120 Let's see what happens. 911 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:51,040 So yeah, you know, I do want to bring one thing up though that we were texting about 912 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:57,520 the other day when you sent me that Instagram about bar bar. 913 00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:58,520 Yeah. 914 00:37:58,520 --> 00:37:59,520 Oh yeah. 915 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:03,000 I did not know what stood for what did it stand for? 916 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,120 Beer and beer. 917 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,560 Alcohol room or something. 918 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:08,560 Great. 919 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:09,560 Yeah. 920 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:10,560 I did not know that's what beers are. 921 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:11,560 I'm sorry. 922 00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:12,560 Bar stood for. 923 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,920 I mean, it makes sense, but I didn't know that either. 924 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:18,200 And I was like, well, I knew it. 925 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:23,720 I thought it was beer and rum, but I thought I was just making shit up. 926 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:25,240 And obviously I was. 927 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:26,240 Yeah. 928 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:34,200 So, and then I told you I found out when news, news, I did not know that news stood 929 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:43,640 for Northeast, West and South until you told me that has to be boomer lingo. 930 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,720 It has to be. 931 00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:51,720 I think boomers were booming before OMG and lol. 932 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:56,000 And yeah, it's just insane. 933 00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:02,840 And I was trying to think, is there anything else that have you, did you kind of rack 934 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:06,200 your brain and think if there was anything else? 935 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,160 No, you know what? 936 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,480 I don't even know what RSVP stands for now that we're talking about. 937 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,560 I think it's like something in French. 938 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:14,560 Really? 939 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,680 Let me look that up now that we're talking about RSVP. 940 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:21,400 I can't even spell RSVP. 941 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:24,080 Meaning stand for. 942 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,640 Oh, wow, you are. 943 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:34,560 It is a French phrase respondes, silvue play, whatever. 944 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:39,720 It translates to respond if you please. 945 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:40,720 So fancy. 946 00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:41,720 You're so. 947 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:44,720 The French didn't even invade fucking America. 948 00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:46,440 So how did the fuck did that happen? 949 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,560 Christopher Columbus was fucking Italian. 950 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,880 I don't get it. 951 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:54,280 We just try to be us. 952 00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:58,200 Take the not be French acronyms. 953 00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,200 Right. 954 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,200 French fry, bitch. 955 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:04,800 Just like the code on the coins. 956 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:10,720 Did you know that they were thinking about just eliminating coins now? 957 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:13,720 Excuse me for our currency. 958 00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:17,960 Yeah, I guess they should because I'm tired of that shit. 959 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,800 They're so gross and nasty. 960 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:26,600 I sometimes I'm bad if if the coins. 961 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:27,600 I hate coins. 962 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:28,600 I hate them. 963 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,320 I have them in my console. 964 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:32,320 So do I. 965 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:37,560 And if I decide sometimes on a good day, I'll just throw a few out parking lot like here. 966 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,800 It's not like I'm littering. 967 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:40,800 You know, whoever. 968 00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:41,800 Six months. 969 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:42,800 So I never got to do that. 970 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:47,240 Yeah, I normally just hand it out at the if I'm at like what's it called when you get 971 00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:51,640 off the I don't know about up there, but you know, and Cali when you get off the off ramp, 972 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:52,960 there's people at the homeless. 973 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:53,960 Yeah. 974 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:54,960 Yeah, I give it to them. 975 00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:59,320 Yeah, but they don't even ask for like spare change anymore. 976 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,200 They're fucking they they don't. 977 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:02,360 They do down here. 978 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,280 They they're saying spare change. 979 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,120 No, they just say homeless. 980 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,080 Anything helps or yeah, you know, whatever. 981 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,080 So that's what I give them. 982 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,080 I don't carry. 983 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,800 I don't really carry cash on me. 984 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,360 Yeah, it's rare when I do. 985 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,640 I don't know. 986 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:22,000 The people up here, they're like just money for food, hungry. 987 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,000 Okay. 988 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,840 Well, I mean, a penny is money. 989 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:26,840 Right. 990 00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:27,840 Anything helps. 991 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,240 That's a little more. 992 00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:32,200 The etiquette is a little better. 993 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:33,200 Yeah. 994 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:39,200 You probably get more results with that type of sign or verbiage. 995 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:44,320 All right, girl, we need to wrap this up because it's not late, but I got to get dinner 996 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,000 in and I got to get some stuff done. 997 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:51,280 So thank you very much for joining me, I guess, for Thursday night instead of Sunday. 998 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:55,840 You got it, girl, because we didn't have Sunday because I had to work. 999 00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:56,840 Right. 1000 00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,520 And then this Sunday I'm kind of booked. 1001 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:04,440 So thank you for our blogging time out for me today and for our listeners. 1002 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:05,440 Absolutely. 1003 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,480 All right, everybody, have a good week. 1004 00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,800 We will see you not this Sunday, but the following Sunday. 1005 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:11,800 Yes, we will. 1006 00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:12,800 All right. 1007 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:13,800 Peace out. 1008 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:14,800 Peace. 1009 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:31,100 Peace out.