1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,520 If I give you a if I made a giant bat of Tito's vodka, would you move back? 2 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:08,580 That's very convincing. Yes. I might 3 00:00:15,180 --> 00:00:20,780 Good afternoon best day good afternoon best day happy freakin Labor Day 4 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,440 You know what 5 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:30,880 It's so funny my daughter was like, um, so did you want to do anything on Sunday? You want to go out to a late lunch? 6 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:32,880 And I'm like what? 7 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:39,400 Like you want to do anything. I'm like no I got leg day and then I'm gonna take a nap and then I got a podcast with 8 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:43,200 Pomona Bolts. She's like, okay. Well, it's Mother's Day, and I'm like, oh 9 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:46,320 That was next weekend 10 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:49,160 I 11 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:51,880 Guess happy Mother's Day. I don't celebrate happy Mother's Day 12 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:55,160 I and you know what? I haven't seen my mom yet today. So when she wakes up from her nap 13 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:58,920 I need to tell her that she's the only one that really appreciates that me. I don't give a fuck 14 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:02,880 You know, don't give me one fucking day 15 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:15,880 Celebrate your mother every day. Yeah, how about that? How about that? I have stretch marks because of you 16 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:23,440 Oh, my belly button is a fucking sad face. It used to be a fucking cute button. Oh 17 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:26,040 My god 18 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:30,600 Shit, so what movie are you guys gonna go see later? Um, oh 19 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:39,040 So funny so um, I honestly wanted to see that new planet of the apes 20 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:47,800 Okay, but but again, it's Mother's Day and everybody and their mother are out on the streets and literally 21 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:55,200 Literally, yeah, just like can I just please stay in my cave? I don't need to be out there with you 22 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,280 sheeples 23 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:01,800 But I wanted to see Planet the Apes if I have to just appreciate 24 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:06,640 Somebody doing something for me at my child. Let's go. Let's go 25 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,640 Um 26 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:18,400 No, I know that you have the bundle on voodoo and I've yet to watch one of them and 27 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:26,960 Like just watch the original ones. Yeah, and I'm like, alright. He said well, what about um the fall guy? I 28 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:32,560 Can't believe they're already making that movie. I know they I was just like and 29 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:39,360 And and Ryan Reynolds to boot in right and not Ryan. Is it Ryan Reynolds? 30 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:45,880 Oh, what Ryan Gosling Ryan Gosling, sorry one of the Ryan's. Yeah, one of those Ryan's they all look alike 31 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:56,300 Yeah, I'm like do the people like the younger generations even know that that used to be a TV show and it was with Lee 32 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:59,380 Majors probably not like whatever happened to Lee majors 33 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:03,240 I need to look that up now that you say mentioned the fall guy. Yeah 34 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:08,520 They don't know girl. They thought Bohemian Rhapsody when it came out 35 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:14,600 Panic at the disco was like an original like you know what you win 36 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:19,680 Totally the truth 37 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:23,800 How do you know all the words mom? Uh, maybe cuz Queen 38 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,800 I 39 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:30,680 You were born 40 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:38,920 Yeah, the good old days I know I'm just like yeah, let's just cheers to myself 41 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:41,160 Um, I feel so very accomplished 42 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:49,800 With why what happened? Oh, I feel very accomplished because I'm trying to like, you know, hey, it's it's a new day 43 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:55,560 I'm trying to that's my whole get up now. It's a new day. Okay. It's a new day. So yeah, I had to work 44 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:57,480 Of course 45 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:59,960 I just need you to have Saturdays off. Can you tell him that? 46 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:06,280 Baroque Medusa needs me to have Saturdays off. Yeah, I'll be like guess what Baroque Medusa pays me more 47 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,880 Right and one day 48 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:16,120 But yeah, so I'm working even whatever I'm doing payroll 49 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:21,960 I just want to get the hell out of there and um, it was it's just the vibe is just very 50 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:27,720 Heavy and it's on Saturdays or like all the time just all the f n time and 51 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:33,320 Wow, I mean if you can't beat them join them, but I'm like the big 52 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:38,200 And they don't want me to join their club. So it's kind of weird 53 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:39,640 So 54 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:43,160 Yeah, I work I come home and I actually felt 55 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,080 accomplished 56 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:48,120 I went to work did payroll my boss tells me hey 57 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:52,920 um tomorrow's mother's day and I have 200 balloons and I need 58 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:56,140 Freakin she wants me to be crafty 59 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 One I'm not crafty 60 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:04,920 I'm not crafty. Wait. What are the balloons for the moms that work there? Yeah. Yep. Oh, okay. Got it. Yep 61 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:11,400 But only the moms that are going to work on mother's day get a balloon core, of course 62 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:15,000 Yeah, so I was like can I get a fucking balloon before I leave that? No, I 63 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:24,840 Okay, no, but you got to blow them up, bitch. Yeah. Yeah, and I got a tie fucking skittles and peanut m&ms and type a little fucking note that like 64 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,120 love management or 65 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:32,440 In lieu of a raise here's m&ms. Thank you. Have a good day 66 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:37,400 Hope you enjoy this treat because you're so much appreciated and thank you for all your hard work 67 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:39,240 and 68 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,200 just 69 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:44,040 No, I just it's just crazy, but I'll take that over 70 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:48,120 Anything else. I'm like fine. I'll freaking tie balloons after I did payroll 71 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:52,120 I go home and I was in a pretty decent mood 72 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:54,360 good, um 73 00:05:54,360 --> 00:06:00,200 Yeah, so I get home. There was no road rage. There's no tractors. I was stuck behind. Thank god. Yeah 74 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,760 It was 88 degrees 75 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,320 Oh, that was kind of toasty 76 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:07,320 For organ. Yes 77 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:14,280 So I thought to myself, hmm, I it is getting a little warmer here in my neck of the woods 78 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:16,360 And I would love to wear 79 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:17,720 some shorts 80 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:20,680 But I am a pasty ass 81 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,240 biatch 82 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:30,280 Oh freaking so you so let me guess you hopefully you laid out. I was going to I was going to that was my plan 83 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:35,160 I was like, you know what come on a bullet. You're gonna go home. You're gonna drain that hot tub 84 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:41,160 You're gonna clean it. You're gonna just prep it for it. It's it's time. It's time 85 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,320 You're gonna make that 86 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:47,320 Freakin amazing and you're gonna get some sun. You're gonna read a book 87 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:54,760 Just tell me why I come home. I'm so excited. I'm like, yes, I'm motivated 88 00:06:55,960 --> 00:07:02,440 I yeah, I start draining the hot tub. I have a bikini top on I put some shorts on 89 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:09,320 I'm busting out while I was like a little bit of spf 50 on my my nose and my face, but everything else 90 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:14,600 Let's just do this dark spray tan oil. Shit. Let's do this 91 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:21,160 Why was there like fucking 30 wasp just like, oh, we have those two 92 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:28,120 It's like as soon as it gets warm all these fucking insects come out and they want to fucking procreate in front of our door 93 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:32,440 I'm just like what and then is there a nest them or were they building a hive? 94 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:38,760 I don't know. It's like those wasp it to me. It's it's like, are they eating the wood on my fence? 95 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,360 I don't know. Why are you guys all posted up here? I don't see a nest 96 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,160 They're just posted but 97 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:52,120 But in their defense, I have this little wasp catcher from okay. My bad from like maybe two years ago 98 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,840 Okay 99 00:07:54,840 --> 00:08:00,600 I you hang up. What's what's the wasp catcher? I'm interested in that because we get lost here too 100 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:04,920 So I'm like, what is that? Okay? So it's kind of like a little lantern thingy 101 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:10,680 But you put this fluid in it and I guess it attracts them and they go into the little 102 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:18,440 Uh, like a little lantern just kind of okay, and they go into it and they can't get out and then they just end up dying 103 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:20,520 Dead. Yeah, so you 104 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,160 Yeah, you get that from amazon 105 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:29,720 Um, actually I bought it at by mart here in town, but you could probably get an amazon. I'll I'll shoot you 106 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:34,680 I'll check it out. Yeah, I'll know those things exist. Okay. Cool. Yeah, I'm gonna check that out 107 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:40,200 We we had a wasp issue about two weeks ago when it started getting warm and they were like inside the house 108 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:42,440 And I'm like, where the fuck are they coming in from? 109 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,040 And I couldn't figure it out. But then like when I went into the backyard 110 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:47,720 I thought there was a bunch back there 111 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:54,200 But then they like they left because my daughter's best friend's dad is an exterminator. So she called him 112 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:59,080 And he's like I can be there on Friday, but of course they left by Friday. Thank god because I'm like 113 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:03,880 I just yeah, we had two in the house and I'm just like what the fuck is going on 114 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:09,800 What? Like I don't even know what like what are you guys posting up for? I don't I don't understand exactly and I'm like 115 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:12,120 Just leave me alone. Yeah, I don't have time for this shit 116 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:16,920 I know and they're just it just seems like I just walk out there and they just want to say hi 117 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:21,160 You're not just trying to say hi. I don't want I've never been right by a wasp 118 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:27,960 For the record. No, but it's got to be brutal because I've been stung by bees when I was little but not by wasps 119 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:35,320 And there's no point for wasps like can they science just figure out a way to fucking get rid of them for good? They don't there's 120 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,480 No 121 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:40,920 contributing factor to the ecosystem except for fucking everything up 122 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:48,680 Yeah, we we had the GPS that because we thought the same thing for skunks. No, I can totally vouch that 123 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:53,560 There's nothing. Yeah. No, they don't do honey or anything. So goodbye. Yeah 124 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,960 What the hell are they doing? 125 00:09:55,960 --> 00:10:01,400 I don't know why are you on my fucking wooden fence like I just all brought it up like soldiers and shit like 126 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:07,800 What are you protecting? You're dead fucking buddies that I have in a can that's hanging there from 127 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:11,800 I'm fucking a year and a half ago. You know what when I was um 128 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:15,480 When me and Darce were rooming together like I want to they weren't 129 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:20,200 Were they ants we had like an like in the summertime like the first when it gets warm 130 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:23,880 We would always leave the sliding door open so we could get the air in yeah 131 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,800 And they would always come in the ants would come in when um, it was I guess 132 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:32,440 When it first started getting warm because they wanted fenway's um water they would go to her water bowl 133 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:38,120 Right, so she would fucking kill them with the um the raid and then she would just like leave the dead bodies there 134 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:44,040 She's like I'm leaving the dead bodies here. So the rest of the ants can say like oh, maybe we should just fucking not show up 135 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:54,840 Okay, that might work like you show up here. Look at what happens. It's like the elephant cemetery 136 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,480 right 137 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:59,480 Fucking lying king 138 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:03,560 Oh god, yeah, I don't remember if it worked or not, but I was just like I don't know man 139 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:08,440 It's just like as soon as it gets warm all these fucking insects are just like hi. I'm here in your face 140 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:14,200 Yeah, it's just like get the fuck away from me and I I just yeah, I don't know 141 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:18,680 I don't know. I just realized like I'm not really um outdoorsy 142 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:23,880 Um, but I do want to look outdoorsy to lay out by the pool. That's about it 143 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:28,520 Yeah, if it was like a pool in vegas or something, but like right, yeah, I don't know 144 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:33,000 I don't want to go in my grass. There might be a snake or a spider or a wasp. Oh, I can't believe 145 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:35,480 Have you had the wolf spiders come out yet? 146 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,680 Dear god, I have not encountered one 147 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:45,480 Okay, we'll have those tennis rackets ready girl. I already put new batteries in it. I would I'm about to buy 148 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:51,480 I'm you know what I'm gonna like just I'm a double fist this shit like I'm gonna buy like three more on amazon 149 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:58,040 And just have them ready. I guess have them ready in all the rooms give one to jay give like yeah 150 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:02,680 Oh, I can't believe those spiders and then the way they oh 151 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:13,320 No, I know they're so big it just sucks when you their shadow scares you before you actually know it's a fucking spider on the wall 152 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,400 Oh shit 153 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,920 So like did you ever where was the first city that you 154 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:24,440 Um moved to when you moved up to Oregon was freaking the same damn city. I'm in 155 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:26,440 Okay 156 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:32,200 Because I'm like I wonder if it was like the same in the other city that you lived in because the city you live in now is so 157 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:33,720 Fucking rural 158 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:37,000 Fucking has all that wildlife everywhere. I was just like oh, that's not me 159 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:44,280 You know what it was the same fucking city the only the best part when I very first moved up here was 160 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:48,840 Um, I lived right behind the liquor store the only the store town 161 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,520 like 162 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,720 gold 163 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:57,880 Struckled so you let you live down the main street or off the main street that street that um, I guess where the bus goes 164 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:01,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah 165 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,600 I was just like this is this is amazing 166 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:09,080 Fucking three bedrooms for 900 bucks three bathroom three bedroom 167 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:12,440 wetlands 168 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,440 beer 169 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,280 Fucking amazing 170 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,200 Fucking amazing 171 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,200 Yeah 172 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,440 And it remains to be amazing 173 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,640 It's amazing 174 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:32,920 Here like that's all I got. Yeah, that's all I got guys. Okay. I hope you guys are happy mother's day. No, she's kidding 175 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,800 See you later. Bye. Yeah 176 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:39,800 Doses 177 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:44,760 Yeah, so so you're not doing anything. You're just gonna chill. I'm just hanging out. Yeah 178 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:49,960 I haven't I'm gonna lay out when I get off. I guess when we get done podcasting because I didn't do it earlier 179 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000 Do you um today? 180 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,400 I'm sorry. Do you put a 181 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:56,680 Sun 182 00:13:56,680 --> 00:14:02,040 Like sunblock or whatever. Yeah, do you too sunblock or do you put the shit that's like spf 30? 183 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:08,680 I don't know. I put the 30 on. I don't put the 50 on. Do you still get a tan when you put the 30 on? 184 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:13,240 Yeah, well, I've been late. Well, I lay out longer than usual. I guess 185 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:19,240 Does that make sense? I guess. Yeah. Well, yeah, I guess I do. I feel like I have tenorexia already because 186 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:24,040 I fucking I have like, you know, you said I have the tan lines like on my tones 187 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:32,520 And I'm like, oh, I don't feel like I'm tan. I look down when I go to the bathroom. I'm like, apparently I am. I have tan lines 188 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:38,040 You're not today vanilla girl. I have to go to um, what is it called? 189 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,320 tan republic 190 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,320 There you go 191 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,400 Or the jams are the jams 192 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:52,760 You know what I want one those spray tans where they can spray some abs on me because I'm just a fucking 193 00:14:56,760 --> 00:15:03,560 Spray like I want to be like 300. I just spray that I've never done a spray tan. I know I think we've had this conversation already, but um, 194 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:08,440 Okay, yeah, I'm like, I don't spray tan. I wish I could but I don't know. I shower twice a day. So 195 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,640 I don't know. It's just pointless. I don't spray tan either 196 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:18,120 But I mean, but if they have an airbrush machine that can't give me abs like I'm down for that. You're like, let's do this. Yeah 197 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:22,760 And you know, can you lift up like my fucking left butt cheek just like two inches? 198 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:30,920 This double chin, I know you guys know about that contrast like 199 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:36,200 The contrast contour. Yeah, get a little bit of brick and bronze under there 200 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,760 Make me look like a fucking 201 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:41,240 You know Instagram model 202 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,600 You are hilarious today 203 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:47,160 and by the way, I had um 204 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:51,480 I I texted him because she said you sure you don't want anything for mother's day 205 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:54,600 And I'm like we can pick me up again us, but she still hasn't came home from last night 206 00:15:54,600 --> 00:16:00,040 She's hanging out with her friends and I'm like, you know what never mind. I went to fucking trade her joes and I'm like 207 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:04,840 I went to trade her joes around lunchtime and I'm like this place better be fucking empty because it's mother's day 208 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:10,360 No, it was a fucking nightmare. Of course. Of course not. Everybody's picking up their last minute barbeque shit 209 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:15,320 Yeah, so um, I picked up um, because I haven't picked up beer in like ages 210 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:19,960 I only drink beer now when I I guess if I go out for like dinner or whatever, which is rare 211 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,200 But I picked up Sierra. What is it? 212 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:26,920 Nevada pale L. You can't go wrong with that shit. Oh, I never had 213 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,640 Oh, yeah, it's a staples 214 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:34,040 One of those that I guess have stout stood the test of time. Oh nice 215 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,680 noise 216 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:40,760 Just like that. Yeah, they're bloating. So I'm like, this is the one that I will have 217 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,120 Was it packed? 218 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:48,920 Oh my god, that place is always ridiculous and I'm like I told the cashier. They're like, how's it going? 219 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:54,120 And I'm like, well, I thought today was gonna be not busy because it's mother's day, but apparently I was wrong 220 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:57,640 They're like, well, you should be happy eating come yesterday. Yesterday was a nightmare 221 00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:59,640 Oh 222 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:04,040 Thank you. That's why I didn't show up yesterday. I'm just like I thought it would be not busy today 223 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:10,520 But clearly that's not the case. Well, clearly there's people that really fucking love their mothers that go out of their way 224 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:13,080 to um fight the crowds 225 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,320 And cook and shit. I don't know 226 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:19,080 I I wouldn't I wouldn't know but I'm just assuming 227 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:24,520 That's yeah, and it kind of shocked me that and wanted to take me out for dinner or lunch. I guess which is fine 228 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:28,920 I did that part didn't shock me, but I'm like really on mother's day like the worst day of the year to go 229 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:33,560 Yeah, it's like come on, grar. You you my blood runs through your veins 230 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,760 You should know you should have done this the weekend before the weekend after 231 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:39,800 Thank you 232 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:46,280 How much how much do you hate people so much that that I'm a mother and I want to celebrate it the sunday before the sunday after 233 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:51,880 Yeah, I don't want to see no other mother. No mother fucker. No mother fucker. They're all mother fuckers 234 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:53,880 I'm gonna happy mother fucker day 235 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,480 There you go. I'm making 236 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,680 Yeah, but honestly 237 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:05,720 I'm gonna push all this shit aside and I'm gonna tell you a secret. Um, okay. I 238 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,600 I honestly 239 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,920 Wanted some flowers and I didn't get any 240 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:16,520 Uh, you know what I'm not a flower. I guess if somebody gets me flowers, that's cool 241 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,880 But I'm not the one to be like, oh, I want a bouquet bouquet of flowers 242 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:26,200 I guess they were everybody's been selling flowers this weekend like all the people are out on the you know at the intersection 243 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,560 Yeah, they're at the fucking exit on the freeway. Like, yeah 244 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,320 Come on 245 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:35,640 Can I get a pack of oranges? Can I get some flowers and some that's a tamales? 246 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:40,760 Yeah, can I just can can you buy the tamales from the fucking ice chest? 247 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:46,520 At the fucking lady at the grocery store. I don't know something just I don't know 248 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,160 but there was one thing where 249 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:53,880 Um, my sister reminded me that I would always say I guess 250 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,760 um, okay, and she was like 251 00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:02,600 telling me a little bit of something of how I kind of I don't do funerals 252 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:09,560 I'll do the little celebration of life or what whatnot, but I I don't go to the 253 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:16,760 Cemetery and watch the coffin or I don't do simp. I don't do funerals. I just I just don't I don't find it that I'm being 254 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:20,520 Disrespectful, but no, it's just not your thing. It's just not my thing, right? 255 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:25,000 And I used to tell my sister you so always get upset with me and say why 256 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:29,800 Pomona bullets are you so disrespectful like why are you not? 257 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:34,840 You're disrespectful if you went and you would have an attitude the entire time because you didn't want to be there 258 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:41,320 Yeah, how about that? Yeah, it's like I'll celebrate their little life like little whatever rosary or whatever you guys call 259 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,640 I don't know what you guys. Yeah, but I just 260 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:47,720 I don't know. It's not your thing and that's totally fine. Yeah, so I 261 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:52,600 Apparently my sister reminded me that I always said 262 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:57,080 You give flowers to the living not to the dead like 263 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:03,800 You give flowers to the living not to the oh, yeah, I don't think about that. Okay 264 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,280 like what the hell give a fucking 265 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,400 Fucking flower arrangement to a goddamn coffin 266 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:13,800 To a corpse like I supposed to pour a 40 over the yeah, right? 267 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,000 I probably just 268 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:17,960 Yeah, I 269 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:23,480 I go to the fucking curb and I fucking dump some out like fuck that's respectful 270 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,400 right 271 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,280 shit 272 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,040 Yeah, I don't know 273 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:30,040 Friggin I do that little sign across. I'm like, oh, yeah 274 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:34,760 So question did you call your mom today then? I did 275 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:39,800 Okay, well, you say you're a daughter. You're a good daughter. No, no 276 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:46,680 I got I got the fucking answering the answering machine. Okay the answering machine 277 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:51,160 Who has a fucking answering machine these days a legit answering machine? 278 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:55,640 I don't know. I don't know if it's like a Verizon type just you have reach 279 00:20:55,800 --> 00:21:01,400 I don't know how the fuck they live. Oh, but did you call like a landline? Yeah, or you call? Yeah, wow 280 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,400 Oh 281 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,080 No, I know 282 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:09,080 Fucking it's just like I'm like, are you being for real? I guess you're being for real 283 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:13,640 That's you were joking. No, I'm fucking legit fucking for real 284 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:18,840 Oh, so, you know, my birthday just passing so did jays and my mom actually sent us 285 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:22,840 um a little card and a little amazon gift card and 286 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:27,240 I told my son we need to call grandma and say thank you 287 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:32,360 Yeah, and he's like, I'm just gonna text her. I said dude. How are you gonna text the landline? 288 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:35,160 And he's all what? 289 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,160 What the landline? Yeah, what's the landline? 290 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:42,120 And I was like you can't text. I go grandma doesn't have a cell phone. He's all well then how does she call us? 291 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,040 Oh you simple soul 292 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,920 All right, I'm just wish you luck in life 293 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,160 I don't I don't know 294 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:59,160 She calls us from a payphone son. Just do you know what that is? No 295 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:05,960 It's a landline. You cannot text it. Well, how could you not text somebody on a phone? 296 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,200 Because it's a landline 297 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,800 It's a landline. It's a landline a land mine land mine 298 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:18,120 Boom it just blew your brains, right? You can't text it 299 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,760 There you go 300 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:28,840 Oh speaking of blowing your brains, so I have a confession to make well, they're not they're not psychoactive, but I ordered mushroom tincture 301 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,320 Yeah, huh 302 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:36,840 So I'll let you know how that goes and it's not it's not psychoactive 303 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:41,000 But it may trigger a drug test is what they told me but I'm like I'm ready to enlighten my life 304 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:45,560 Let's fucking do this shit and I should have just asked my hairdresser or one of my daughter's friends 305 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:54,120 They probably could get me the psychoactive version, but I'm like, let me start small. Well, you know what I fucking applaud you for that 306 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,480 because 307 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:02,520 Some people need to do that, but just know if you do it like five times you're considered legally insane 308 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:06,280 Well, I'm just kidding. That's totally fine 309 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:11,000 And that's because the governments are the governments already called me crazy and whatever else 310 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,320 I mean, you can just if you want to label me insane 311 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:18,920 Yeah, I'm not gonna pay for your fucking prescription. So I don't have to be crazy bitch. I'm crazy 312 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:26,360 I'm gonna fucking expand my mind by burp. Yeah. What the fuck you trying to do keep me from what I'm gonna bow 313 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,440 I'm about to find out 314 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:33,880 I I like that I yeah, we'll see what happens. I don't know 315 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:38,680 We'll see. I don't know. I don't know but I'm like, uh, well, I should tell tomorrow 316 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:46,520 Do you know what actually I mean before it was like regulated and people finally said hey, maybe we shouldn't eat an eighth. Um 317 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,360 Yeah 318 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:56,040 Have you done that before girl, please. How do you think I fucking know how to draw like it's like the universe 319 00:23:56,920 --> 00:24:01,320 Exactly. Well, that's I'm just like I should that's why I want to take legit acid 320 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:07,160 But um, I guess I need to talk to my hair guy. I don't take acid just take shrooms 321 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:11,000 Well, that's what I mean. I don't know what's acid then acid man 322 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:16,760 That's that man made bullshit that you drop under your tongue with the bonacca thing. Oh, okay. No, I don't want that then I want my shrimps 323 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,400 Yeah, okay my bad. I'm sorry 324 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:25,560 This is we're gonna have this conversation after we uh end the podcast 325 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000 I don't need the cops at my house again 326 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,680 I love you Pomona bull 327 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,680 Oh 328 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:43,240 My god, you're hilarious. Yeah, we don't need a knock on the door. No, please. No, please. No, I can hate that 329 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,880 I'm like 330 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:56,200 Turn off the tv shit like who's right like it's like that. This is my house. I'm like, fuck you 331 00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:01,800 Just because my legs are on and the music's bumping. Yeah, and you're like, yes, I'm ignoring you now 332 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:05,320 I'm not gonna fake that I'm not here. Yeah, because I mean I'm now 333 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,280 I don't give a fuck that you're knocking 334 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,280 You're not amazon so go away. Yeah 335 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:16,040 Amazon usually sends me a picture and says bitch. It's delivered 336 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,920 Oh 337 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,120 Yeah 338 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:21,080 Yeah 339 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:27,640 So crazy. Oh, and I also like just before we I mean, I know I'm like really short on 340 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:33,240 Like time but I love our fans and whoever loves to listen to us and I love you 341 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:42,680 So, um, I just want to let you know that I got that 3d or not 3d my bad. I got that tattoo printer 342 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:48,840 Um, oh, yeah, I have to read that. I bought it. I yeah, I did I did okay 343 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:54,920 And I have yet I opened the box and I looked at it, but I didn't read the whole 344 00:25:54,920 --> 00:26:00,680 What app do I download and how do I bluetooth it and all that stuff but 345 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:02,440 Okay 346 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:05,160 But I just I don't know I really feel 347 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,920 So 348 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:14,200 How are you gonna test it out or try it out or can you test it out on something besides I guess humans again? 349 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:21,080 Oh, yeah, I got the the fake skin too because I got a bunch of needles, right? Yeah, okay. Okay 350 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:30,120 Yeah, and I was is it am I a bad mom if I just have my son put the fake skin over his like arm and I just do it 351 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:35,320 No, do what you got to do to practice girl. I know because I can't just make it flat 352 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:39,720 I have to test the new the needles that I have and have different needles 353 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:44,440 I've been YouTubing a lot and everybody it's like yelp. Don't eat here 354 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:49,080 Sucks and then you eat there and you're like this is fucking amazing and so 355 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,080 I don't okay, so um 356 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:56,360 I guess I'm gonna have to look it up on YouTube because I don't know how 3d printer tattoo 357 00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:03,080 No, no, no, no, it's not 3d printers. It's not 3d. What it is. It's that if somebody says 358 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,240 for example 359 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,280 Will text me and say I want this 360 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:14,200 Hello kitty. This is what I want on me and they send me a picture, right? Okay. I can 361 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:23,560 Download that picture to my printer put the little stencil paper in there that you can put so that the 362 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,640 Oh 363 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:30,200 And it's just so it does the stencil. Yeah, it just yeah, it's like it's like putting a yeah 364 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:34,840 Got it. Okay. And then the stencil you apply it to the skin and you tattoo from there. Yeah, it's like 365 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,720 Got it. Okay 366 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:43,240 I really didn't want to do that. I really didn't want to do that because it was like then what's my purpose? 367 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:50,600 What's right? What's my fucking purpose? Am I supposed to not color within the lines? Okay. Yeah 368 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:58,280 I'm here you know. That's what you wanted. It's not even my artwork really. It's just I just I don't know 369 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:04,440 I was kind of I was going back and forth with that a lot mentally because I wasn't 370 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,440 Like 371 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,440 Well, then what do tattoo artists do like they they fucking 372 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:16,680 They upgraded I'm like I'm like on the landline tattoo artists 373 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:24,360 What are you gonna practice then? Are you gonna practice? Well, did you schedule a practice time or did you already I guess 374 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:29,320 The guy who wants the dog tattoo like did you already I guess set a date for that? 375 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:34,280 Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. I I said give me two weeks. Um, I'm getting some 376 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,120 Some material that are in some supplies 377 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:42,760 That I want to just kind of check out and see. Okay. Um 378 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,240 I'm 379 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:49,240 I'm gonna try this is my trial thing. I'm gonna do the dog paw 380 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:55,080 Freehand and then I'm going to try to transfer that to the little tattoo printer 381 00:28:55,080 --> 00:29:00,040 And then and then I'm just gonna do both of them on the fake skin and just kind of see like 382 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:05,640 What what works better or what what comes out better? I guess I don't know 383 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,280 um 384 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:12,360 Who knows maybe but like I said he wanted like legit 385 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:20,200 The dog print so maybe the tattoo printer would you know, is it just it's cutting corners? 386 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,960 Better simplify it. Yeah 387 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,960 Yeah, make it a lot 388 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,960 faster of a session I guess I don't know so 389 00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,080 Yeah 390 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,080 Yeah, we'll see okay 391 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,040 Yep 392 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,080 Yeah, needy ass people 393 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:50,600 Oh my goodness, but yeah, when is your mom coming home? 394 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:57,080 She's home. She's taking a nap. So whenever she wakes up, I will I guess greet her with a happy mother's day 395 00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:00,360 You should just like do an ice bucket thing on her. I just 396 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:03,800 I would love to do that 397 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:09,000 And then remind her how she called the cops on me at the age of three and that's why the I am the person I am today 398 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,360 That's what I should do then she'll go into cardiac arrest and I 399 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:21,640 Maybe I should do that. It's all you need to know 400 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,840 Happy mother's day was for dinner. I'm hungry 401 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:34,680 Where's my where's the where's my dinner at? Yeah, and when you're done wash the dishes. Yeah, happy mother's day 402 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,840 Why isn't my laundry folded? 403 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:42,680 There you go. As a matter of fact, I got laundry in the goddamn fucking dryer and you 404 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:47,800 Man, I have I have a basket of laundry that I need to throw back in the dryer 405 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:53,160 Let's get the fucking wrinkles out and then hurry up and hang them up 406 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:58,600 Oh, I did that this morning too because I got rid of my steamer. My steamer was so old and I kept um 407 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:02,200 I had to like throw vinegar in it. Yeah, so it would be unclawed 408 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,960 Uncalcified or whatever 409 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,960 Yeah, that's it uncalcified or 410 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:13,000 Uncalculable calcium ide or whatever the fuck and I'm like, you know what? 411 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:17,640 Let me just throw it start throwing things in the dryer with a wet wash cloth like everybody else does. Yeah 412 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:24,280 Shit, I take a hot ass shower and I'll just be like this shirt will do hopefully it'll fucking get 413 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:29,320 D-ringled with this just a little yeah, right? I just needed a little 414 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,200 Yeah, just fuck it. Hopefully it doesn't look like 415 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,960 I just pulled it out of my ass because I did or 416 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,920 Yeah, yeah 417 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:42,600 I try not to do that anymore. I just hang shit up and people are like, why do you keep hanging? 418 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,680 Why do you hang up all your stuff? It's like because 419 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,360 Because I don't want to fold it and put it in a drawer 420 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,120 Right 421 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,680 Takes too much work less effort to hang them up 422 00:31:54,680 --> 00:32:00,120 Which means I need more closet space 423 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,920 I 424 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,840 Don't even I just fucking hate folding clothes 425 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:13,720 Pomona bullets. I'm like, I'm at a loss. I have zero words for that. I'm like, I can wash clothes all day long 426 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:18,120 We've had this conversation. Yeah, I hate folding clothes. I fucking hate it 427 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:23,880 You can't they all be like the fitted sheets where you can just bundle it up in a ball and just throw it in the fucking 428 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,920 Oh, wait, do you bundle up your fitted sheet in a ball? 429 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:33,320 Yeah, well, it's not a flat sheet the flat sheet I fold but the fitted sheets that you like put on your actual mattress 430 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,160 I fucking throw that I 431 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:39,480 Ball it up because there's no point in fucking folding it. Wait, but there's a way to fold it 432 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,160 You know what you're the one who likes to fold laundry, bitch 433 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,200 You know what we should just stop 434 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:50,040 The madness and just be roommates like legit 435 00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:53,400 Right four years. I'm giving you four years 436 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:57,560 And then we can do psycho sticks song laundry sucks 437 00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,480 girl 438 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,480 That's why I fucking love 439 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,320 laundry sucks 440 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:07,880 Yeah, no, you know what I like that one sign that they saying there's like don't eat my food 441 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:14,120 Fuck yeah, please don't that's gonna have to look that up on fucking youtube again because that fucking album was the fucking 442 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,680 Fuck yeah, it is I 443 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,680 I 444 00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:23,800 I swear these boys I'm just like yes, please do not eat my food. I used to tell my kids 445 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,600 Don't touch my tacos. Don't you know what? 446 00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:34,360 Remember I think it was last episode or the episode before where I told you like if I when I started doing 447 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:40,120 When I went back on McDonald's with quarter pounder with a 10 piece nuggets and m1 is my last two nuggets 448 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:45,720 And I'm like no, I don't share my fucking food and I purposely put them both in my mouth at the same time because she wanted to take one 449 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:47,960 And I'm like 450 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,160 You know what? 451 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:56,360 I thought about like the law of attraction in the universe and I'm like I'm thinking there's lack like so the fact that I did that 452 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:03,080 Implies like I will never have any more protein ever and I should have shared my fucking food with her 453 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:09,320 You know now have I done that since the my epiphany? 454 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:16,040 No, because I've had McDonald's a billion times since then but like I need to stop thinking lack 455 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:21,560 Come on a bullets and that's where I'm you're on your happiness journey. I've got like 456 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:26,920 I haven't talked to you offline and I don't want to talk about it until it actually like happens for me 457 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,640 But I'm in a major transfer transformation age 458 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:34,360 My first 50 years of life has fucking sucked but like in the last 459 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,840 Four to six weeks everything 460 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:40,840 Has improved drastically so I'm just on my fucking way 461 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,400 finally 462 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,280 I 463 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:47,720 Could not 464 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:50,840 Be happier to fucking hear you 465 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,040 Say that 466 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:57,320 I am so fucking happy to hear you say that 467 00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,040 And yes, we will talk 468 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,080 offline 469 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:09,240 Yeah, not today. I mean it's motherfuckers day, but um, it's motherfuckers day, you know, I happy motherfuckers day 470 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:15,880 You know what? We're gonna celebrate motherfuckers day every a second Sunday from May then May moving forward 471 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:23,240 We should we should it's healthy for the soul. Um, but yes, I'm very very very very very 472 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:29,000 Very you don't even know it'll all come together once we talk 473 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:35,320 Um, and for you as well because you're finally out of your rut. Thank god. God dang it 474 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,120 if there's a god 475 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:46,360 But there's a Pomona bullets and Baroque Medusa and if we believe in ourselves, it'll get fucking done. It's gonna get done 476 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:53,160 Freakin get her done get her done get her done. I want to think it I'm gonna believe it. It's gonna happen. You better watch out 477 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:55,640 That's right 478 00:35:55,640 --> 00:36:02,360 Where's that John Deere tractor at so I can fucking bulldoze over you. Yep. There you go. Don't make me bust out with the robot 479 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:06,840 Right on stage 480 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,160 The only dance I can do is the walking man. Let's go 481 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,280 You can do the floss the running man 482 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,920 That's super little floss. I said the walking man 483 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,120 You can do the running man. I was a kind of patch the running man 484 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:20,840 I can't believe I call it the walking man 485 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:26,840 Oh, well, you know what that's what people do they walk they don't they they don't run. They don't have no purpose anymore 486 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:28,840 in this second 487 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,840 drag their feet 488 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:35,720 Well, I finally have a purpose and yes you do. You always had a purpose you finally see it 489 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:43,560 Yes, it's kind of scary to be honest. Don't be scared. Don't be scared girl. I got you. I fucking got you 490 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,600 That's why I fucking love you 491 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:51,000 Mm-hmm. That's why you kept me around for so fucking long. You're like this bitch. I'm gonna need her for 492 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:58,040 I don't know why this stupid ass bitch. I just can't shake her is no 493 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,040 It all started with karaoke my brother's garage 494 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,200 To the care song 495 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:13,080 It was it all happened for a reason. No coincidence. That's right, bitch. Oh speaking of 496 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:18,840 Okay, so when we were in my brother's garage was it for a Mayweather fight? It was a fight. Yeah. Yeah 497 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:23,240 Okay, so I don't know if you're aware but Mayweather's 498 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,880 held up in Dubai 499 00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:27,960 for 500 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:31,240 One of his entourage they were in Dubai. I want to say it's Dubai 501 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,960 It's probably Dubai. I don't want to google it right now because we're short on time 502 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,800 I know you need to leave but 503 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:43,560 Him and his entourage were in Dubai or insert the correct city for the people. I guess who are gonna google this 504 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:48,520 I he somebody one of his entourage wanted to buy jewelry 505 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:54,120 I don't know they took the jewelry home. The jewelry was not supposed to be bought 506 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:58,120 Mayweather if I'm saying this correctly, I might be wrong 507 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:05,000 Offered it or like paid the mount, but they're like it's not for fucking sale. So he has been held up. They're not letting him go 508 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,600 Wow 509 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,600 He is stuck in Dubai 510 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,080 Like everybody came home except him 511 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,360 Like he's being held for ransom 512 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:18,920 Yes 513 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,920 And I'm just like, huh 514 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:26,040 I'm like, I would never go to Dubai. Let's start there. Yeah first of all, where the fuck in life 515 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:32,600 Where they in like king tuts, motherfucking like like what they what they still I don't know 516 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:38,200 I didn't google I didn't gts it but it's all it was all over my um because I follow all the boxers 517 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:41,160 It was all over my instagram feed. I'm like, is this fucking for real 518 00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:47,080 But then 50 cent fucking chimed in and I'm like, oh, of course it's for real 50 cents chiming in because you know 519 00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,480 50 cent offer 520 00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,640 I don't know if you're aware. I'm sure you are 521 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:57,640 He said he would pay um mayweather. I don't know x amount of dollars like 50 million dollars some 522 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,200 insane amount if he could read 523 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,160 I think it was one page out of harry potter 524 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:08,520 Because he can't because mayweather can't read allegedly 525 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:14,680 So he's like, you know what fuck that just read the cat in the hat the entire fucking book and I'll pay you 50 million 526 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,440 Never took him up on the offer and I'm just like, okay. Well, there you go 527 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,960 He's like, I don't I don't need to read like where's the mean nothing I 528 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,400 I see the picture 529 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:32,440 I I I drive my vehicle on this planet earth with something higher than just words 530 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,960 Tmt the money team new yeah, no, um 531 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:44,200 When 50 cent chimed in just once and I'm just like, oh, this is legit. He's fucking held up in Dubai 532 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,480 I haven't googled it. So I should google it to confirm but 533 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,600 Yeah, that's where he's stuck at right now supposedly 534 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,120 I want to say it's been two weeks possibly three 535 00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,920 Three weeks then his head's chopped off already 536 00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,120 Right 537 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,120 They already stoned him to death 538 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,360 Don't call it a comeback 539 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:07,240 Come on 540 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:09,240 Come on. We need some LL 541 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,240 Right 542 00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,320 Oh shit, wow 543 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,200 Well, I mean, that's what you get when you try to take gold that 544 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:20,760 Isn't for sale. It's good. Right and no matter how much you offer them 545 00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:27,320 They still don't want it for sale. So does it it doesn't aim for sale because it doesn't have a price 546 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:34,520 There's no price on whatever the fuck they want. That's some crazy ass shit. I'm gonna fucking with that up too now 547 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:36,200 the hell 548 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,200 What's going on? What the hell's going on? 549 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,840 All right, girl, it's um 550 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:49,080 1600 and 15 minutes and I know you need to hit the movie so I we better call it a day 551 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,080 All righty. Well, happy 552 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:57,960 Motherfuckers day and happy Motherfuckers day. Let's do this every fucking second Sunday of the month 553 00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,000 It's just that's May or oh of May 554 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:09,080 Okay, I mean, yeah, whatever. We appreciate each other every day anyhow. So yes, right. Yep 555 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:17,880 I hope your mother is very aesthetic when you tell her you love her and give her a hug after her nap 556 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,880 Yeah 557 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,560 I knew it 558 00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:27,400 We'll see. I'm hopefully she'll remember or she'll care. I don't know whatever 559 00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:31,480 We'll see 560 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:39,480 I'll give her the appropriate love. There you go. Just give her a fucking good old pat on the back. Oh 561 00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:45,720 My god, okay really quick. Oh, it's been three years since my dad died. He died or it was three years on Thursday 562 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:50,840 so like the last um the year that he died was the first year he 563 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,160 Was the first year I guess that um 564 00:41:55,160 --> 00:42:00,360 He gave my mom a mother happy Mother's Day card because he was dying 565 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,920 But no like everybody knew I mean 566 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:08,760 Whatever, right? Right, but he's like happy Mother's Day. Thanks for being a great mom and she's like this is the first Mother's Day card 567 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,320 Yeah, well he fucking died 568 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:16,920 I was just like whatever he was like, uh, you know what he's like I 569 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,440 I always knew but you know, here you go 570 00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:29,000 You've been acknowledged I gotta go. Yeah, I'll leave this planet. Please. I'll be back. Maybe not. I don't want to sign the contract again 571 00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:32,440 I'm right back to the lock down now. It's time to go 572 00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:35,160 The world's gone to shit. Yep 573 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:40,920 Please. I hope you make it out. I'll be on fucking cloud nine if I can third star two left play 574 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:52,600 Okay, all right, so I wish you a guys all a good week and tomorrow bullets does the same and again happy Mother fuckers day 575 00:42:52,600 --> 00:43:11,400 From both of us. Yes. Take care. Bye. Peace