1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,720 Welcome to the nonsense bitches. 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:05,640 Let us begin. 3 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:10,560 Happy Cinco de Drinco. 4 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:14,600 Yes, them. 5 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:17,040 Happy Cinco de Drinco. 6 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,640 I just put it on Twitter. 7 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:21,600 I'm like podcasting in Don Julio 70. 8 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:24,880 No, we do not do margaritas because we are adults, 9 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:29,440 we have mature pallets and we don't add sugar or 10 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,160 just shit or alcohol. 11 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:33,120 Yeah, we don't eat clatchel. 12 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,400 That's right. 13 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:38,720 So no sugar, no corn syrup bitch. 14 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:40,480 Get straight to the fucking point. 15 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:41,640 Right. 16 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:43,360 How are you? 17 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,160 I'm fucking fabulous. 18 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:45,800 How are you? 19 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:48,080 Yay, I'm doing good too. 20 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:54,480 Shit, so did you pour DJ 70? 21 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:55,360 That's right. 22 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:57,040 I haven't had DJ 70 in a while. 23 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:57,640 And you know what? 24 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,760 Ever since, you know how I told you I like lightened up 25 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:03,400 and I went sober for a little bit and then I lightened up 26 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:06,280 with the alcohol since my Maui trip. 27 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:09,720 I don't know, my body processes alcohol differently now. 28 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:13,120 It's just like, like I just had a shot and I'm just like, 29 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:15,840 oh, I haven't had, well, I had a truly yesterday. 30 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:18,960 I went to Universal Studios and I had a truly, 31 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:23,520 yeah, I had a truly on the fucking tram or I bought a truly can, 32 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:24,920 I guess I don't even want to call it. 33 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:26,440 You know what I'm talking about truly. 34 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:29,240 Yeah, I just bought one and I had it when I was on the tram. 35 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,960 But yeah, it's just like, I guess I 36 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:33,880 could have like five more tequila because I'm not 37 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:35,120 feeling anything. 38 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:41,360 Wait, so I'm going to just put tram to the park itself or the. 39 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:43,000 No, the tram tour, I'm sorry. 40 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:43,840 Oh, OK. 41 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,440 So where Jaws comes up, do they still have Jaws? 42 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,840 Yes, they still do. 43 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:48,440 And you know what? 44 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:49,720 Did I tell you that? 45 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:52,880 So it's the 60th year anniversary and that's the only reason 46 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:56,360 why I renewed my pass because I'm going to move sometime 47 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:59,440 soon, but that's why I didn't want to remove or I didn't want 48 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:01,960 to renew my pass because I'm not going to be up here. 49 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:07,760 But so Universal Studios Hollywood from this past week 50 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:12,160 until I guess mid August, they're allowing the tram tour. 51 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:15,000 When you're on the tram tour, they stop at Bates Motel 52 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,920 and you get off the fucking tram. 53 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:17,840 So you shut up. 54 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:20,800 Yes, you check out the hotel and then behind the hotel, 55 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,880 you walk behind it and they have the fast and the furious 56 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:28,360 car rides. So I took a picture with Paul Walker's Nissan 57 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:30,480 Skyline and then the actual Jaws, I guess, 58 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,760 that they used to have in the park. 59 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:33,400 What? 60 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:34,080 Yes. 61 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:37,800 And then so my daughter's just like, you're getting the tram 62 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:38,640 tour just for that. 63 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:39,480 Or I'm not the tram tour. 64 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:42,320 You're getting the renewal just for that. 65 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:43,360 And I said, yes. 66 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:48,120 So what happened was last Monday, it wasn't going yet. 67 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:51,000 It was just like for the annual pass members, 68 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,400 if I'm saying the annual pass member holders, 69 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,920 they had a preview for uncertain days. 70 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:59,160 And of course, I'm like, well, I can get off. 71 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:00,360 I get off work at 430. 72 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:01,520 I'll be there at 6. 73 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:04,080 And so I got there a little bit early. 74 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,880 And then they closed the tram tour down. 75 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:08,640 Like for everybody. 76 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,600 The only people who were allowed on the tram tour 77 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,400 were the people who had their fucking pass, 78 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,400 I guess that reserved it. 79 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:17,200 So it was less people. 80 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,560 Well, shit. 81 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:20,680 Yeah. 82 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:24,440 So wait, so they don't have the guy come out and the bait? 83 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:25,160 But Norman Bates? 84 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:26,080 No, he came out. 85 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:27,360 And I wanted to take a picture with him. 86 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:29,240 But everybody's like, I want to take a picture with Norman Bates. 87 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:30,800 I'm like, it's not even really Norman Bates. 88 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,600 So I'm like, whatever, I'm not going to take a picture with them. 89 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,240 I'll send you the pictures. 90 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:36,840 Like I guess I was fan-girling. 91 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:40,960 And the original, I guess, how do I want to say it? 92 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,640 The original trams that they had back in the day, I guess, 93 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:47,440 with the red and white banners and all that shit, 94 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:51,120 they did half of the buses like that or trams like that. 95 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,160 Whoa. 96 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:52,640 Yeah. 97 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,440 So I'm kind of gay for that shit. 98 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:56,120 I was just loving universal. 99 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:58,080 And you didn't even let me know. 100 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:58,680 You know what? 101 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:00,600 You didn't even let me pictures? 102 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:01,560 You know what? 103 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:03,080 There's a lot of things I don't tell you 104 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,880 because I don't write them down and I forget. 105 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:06,880 And then I'm like, we get off the podcast 106 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,680 and I don't talk to you till the following Sunday. 107 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:10,560 And I'm just like, oh, I've got to tell her this. 108 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:11,920 This is the best. 109 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:12,720 What the fuck? 110 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,080 What kind of bestie? 111 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:14,920 What kind of bestie? 112 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:17,800 I'm sorry. 113 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,920 No, that's fucking amazing. 114 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:20,720 Shit. 115 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:25,160 And I'm going to just back the truck up. 116 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,280 You're moving to Oregon? 117 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:27,760 No. 118 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:28,320 I knew it. 119 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:28,960 I knew it. 120 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:31,480 I knew it because you love me so much. 121 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,960 I fucking knew it. 122 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:33,680 Bestie. 123 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:34,800 I haven't told anybody yet. 124 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:36,600 I told Darce, obviously, because she's 125 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,240 been helping me mentally. 126 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,960 And then I guess, you know, I'm just. 127 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,000 Wait, you're going to Oregon with me? 128 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,400 No. 129 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,200 Boston. 130 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:46,000 Don't say Boston. 131 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:46,680 No. 132 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:47,240 Orange County. 133 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:49,040 Everybody's like, you're going back to Orange County. 134 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:49,880 I haven't told my family yet. 135 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:50,880 I told them. 136 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,280 And Emma asked me. 137 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:54,560 She's like, I'm going to buy something for the house. 138 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:55,360 I hope you don't mind. 139 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:56,840 And I'm like, I don't fucking care. 140 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:59,120 I'm not going to be here in two months or whatever I told her. 141 00:04:59,120 --> 00:04:59,400 Right. 142 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,680 And I'm like, what are you trying to buy? 143 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,080 And she's like, I want to get a bidet. 144 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:03,320 I'm like, I don't fucking care. 145 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:04,440 You can burn the house down. 146 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:05,200 I'm late. 147 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,320 Bye. 148 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:09,560 Do whatever you want. 149 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,280 You're all in guess what? 150 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,840 Get the cable and the yo name. 151 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:14,400 Yeah. 152 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:15,360 No, that's my problem. 153 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:15,920 It's going to happen. 154 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:18,600 We're going to have to transfer it to her fucking name. 155 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:19,680 Exactly what we're doing. 156 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:24,040 It's like I'm invisible up here. 157 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,600 Like they only talk to me when they need something. 158 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,480 So I was like, well, not really. 159 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:30,200 But I don't know. 160 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:30,720 You know what? 161 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:34,760 I'm kind of, you know, we haven't done rants and raves 162 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,480 because we're always ranting. 163 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:39,560 But I feel very happy today. 164 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:39,880 Good. 165 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:40,760 I'm glad. 166 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:41,720 It's about time. 167 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:42,360 I'm sorry. 168 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,280 I don't. Well, actually, I'm just going to say I feel happy. 169 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:47,600 I'm going to manifest my happiness today. 170 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,200 There you go. 171 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:54,000 Yeah, because I actually had just some spring cleaning. 172 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,680 I started doing that. 173 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:57,280 Oh, God. 174 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:59,400 All those Amazon boxes. 175 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,440 Bitch, I'm telling you. 176 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,640 Yeah, I got told like what the fuck are you? 177 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:05,400 What are you? 178 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:06,000 I don't know. 179 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,040 I don't know. 180 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:10,000 I fucking, yeah, whatever. 181 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,640 So I bought one of those or I'm sorry, 182 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:16,640 I rented one of those garbage fucking. 183 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:17,640 Oh, the bins. 184 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:18,320 Yeah, the bin. 185 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:20,680 That's the best thing to do because then you can just throw 186 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,000 everything in there and you don't have to worry about like, 187 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,360 oh, is this going to fit in my car? 188 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:25,680 Or do I really want to get rid of this? 189 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:26,720 No, bitch, I bought the bin. 190 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:27,560 I'm throwing it away. 191 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:28,000 Yeah. 192 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,360 Oh, like, when am I going to have a fucking yard sale? 193 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:31,560 Like, I'm never going to. 194 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,400 I always think I'm going to. 195 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:34,280 Right. 196 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:35,320 Yeah, fuck that. 197 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:36,480 It's too much work. 198 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,880 Like really to just make like. 199 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,480 So how much 50 bucks? 200 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,760 How much do you got? 201 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:43,880 You got a lot of stuff taken out. 202 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:48,760 I was just like, I'll do the one point five yard bin. 203 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:51,600 I don't know how big that is, but I'm sure it's. 204 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,840 Oh, when is it going to arrive? 205 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:55,520 It already. 206 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:56,360 Oh, it already arrived. 207 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:57,400 Oh, yeah. 208 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:59,040 It needed it. 209 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,080 It fitted all your stuff then. 210 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:03,480 Ah, shit. 211 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:07,360 I had to get a saw and shit and like just. 212 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:08,160 Oh, yeah. 213 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,840 Fucking cut shit down. Yeah. 214 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:12,040 Oh, because you can't have it hanging out of there. 215 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:15,600 Right. Because it will be 2999. 216 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:16,480 Oh, OK. 217 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:18,480 Well, look at you going all lumberjack. 218 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:22,240 Shit. Well, you know, it takes a village. 219 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:25,200 Well, I'm glad you freed up your space. 220 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,160 Good. No more clutter. 221 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:29,080 No, it's actually amazing. 222 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:32,800 And I'm getting it ready for, you know, 223 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:34,680 some backyard tattoos. 224 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:35,800 Well, actually, some grush. 225 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:36,840 Oh, that's right. 226 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:37,400 Yeah. 227 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,440 So what is that going to start up? 228 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:42,360 I'm hoping the next two to three weeks. 229 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:44,440 Yeah, I know. 230 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:46,440 So what specifically did you get rid of? 231 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:48,200 I'm trying to remember what I saw in your garage. 232 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,280 I know I saw a bike. 233 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,080 I saw a bunch of Amazon boxes. 234 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:54,960 Yeah, well, remember it was a bunch of Amazon boxes. 235 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:56,280 Oh, OK. 236 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:59,040 No, it was and then just like some 237 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,560 just some shit that just doesn't belong to me. 238 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,560 Bye. Like, oh, got it. 239 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:07,840 And then I don't know there. 240 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,560 But there was a lot of shit that was mislabeled. 241 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:14,960 I would like to say that I am falling 242 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:20,320 way short of my OCD and I need something in place 243 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:21,920 and it needs to be a certain way. 244 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:24,880 So what was mislabeled or girl? 245 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:29,920 There was a box and it said Christmas or X mass. 246 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,200 OK, it was a box in it. 247 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,400 Yeah, they opened it up. 248 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:38,080 Was it a fucking bunch of books that I read my kids when they were. 249 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:40,960 OK, most definitely not X mass. 250 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:43,720 Yeah, I was just like, what the fuck? 251 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,360 I don't even know what I was doing. 252 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:48,800 It's like I was trying to get out of town in a quickness. 253 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:51,720 And I just had like boxes and just put shit in there 254 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:54,280 and duct taped it up and just OK. 255 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:56,920 I held it in my garage. I don't know. 256 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:57,840 So wait, hold on. 257 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:01,160 When you moved up to Oregon, did you do a you haul or you had a moving company? 258 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:03,280 Oh, I fucking you all. 259 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:07,600 And I came I went up and down like three fucking times. 260 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:10,240 So three times two. Yes. 261 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,280 Oh, hell, girl, what the fuck? 262 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:14,400 I know I threw. I you know what? 263 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:15,960 You're never moving back this way. 264 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:18,120 Yeah, I'm just like fuck this shit. 265 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:20,000 Like I'm a minimalist now. 266 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,320 I'm just like, I don't give a fuck. 267 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:22,400 Am I going to be here long? 268 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:23,400 I don't know. 269 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:26,040 Like knowing me. 270 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:29,200 I'm a rock that keeps rolling. 271 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:32,440 Don't like no fucking mold or moss. 272 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:36,600 Whatever. Are you like the rock that rolled away when Jesus? 273 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:39,520 Girl, put on his jetpack. 274 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:40,800 Yes. 275 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:47,440 You know where I'm going with this and that's why I fucking love you. 276 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,600 You know. Yeah. 277 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:53,080 Let's all us and I have some jet packs. 278 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:54,080 Let's all. 279 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:58,000 This is the end. 280 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,840 Instead of clink clink clink clink angle, let's all ascend. 281 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,440 Fuck. 282 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:08,200 Well, clink clink. 283 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:10,240 And then you just ring a bell. 284 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:11,240 There you go. 285 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:14,320 Calgon, take me away. 286 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,160 Yeah, girl. So I don't know. 287 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:23,320 I'm just like, I can't believe I was telling my buddy who. 288 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:25,880 OK, so this is like insane. 289 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:29,120 He you sent me that little. 290 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:30,320 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 291 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:35,120 Because I'm like, that's what she should do for her friend that wants the dog tattoo. 292 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:39,440 Yeah. And I was just in the garage cleaning, doing all kinds of shit. 293 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:42,160 And I didn't have my phone pinned to my, you know, hip. 294 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:45,120 So when I finally saw it, I was like, oh, shit. 295 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:49,120 Medusa sent me this cool little thing. 296 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:54,920 Why at 7am this morning, I get the same thing like this is cool. 297 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:58,600 And I'm like, oh, yeah. 298 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:00,760 And I was just like, what the fuck, you guys? 299 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,200 Wow, it's crazy. 300 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:04,600 It's crazy. 301 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,040 It's nuts. 302 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:13,640 But I am so at like a crazy weight girl, girl, girl. 303 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:14,640 I don't know. 304 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:19,000 I just want this tattoo gig to be legit. 305 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,640 Just a side little gig. 306 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:23,800 And it's just well, that's what we want to do. 307 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:27,400 We want to do this because it is so insane now. 308 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:28,880 It is so insane. 309 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:31,200 Oh, did you see the new tattoo that I that? 310 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,080 Yes, I sent you that. 311 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:34,600 That artist is so fucking good. 312 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,280 I want to say he's in Japan. 313 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,680 Right. Yeah. 314 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:40,040 He is just phenomenal with his work. 315 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,080 But see, that's the thing. 316 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:45,840 You do think he's printed out on his little stupid little fucking. 317 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,400 Oh, no, he's no. 318 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,960 No, school. Yes. 319 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,680 Old school, like real art work. 320 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:57,120 Like, yes, an artist that you love their work and they just deliver 321 00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:00,120 and their their book 18 months out. 322 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:00,840 So you got to wait. 323 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:02,920 Thank you. Or maybe. Yeah, exactly. 324 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:08,120 But it's like these people just I want this little hello kitty. 325 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:11,600 And then they send you a picture and I print it out and I just put a little 326 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:15,920 like and I just it's like I'm just fucking coloring like I'm a fucking five year old. 327 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,160 Just tracing the lines. 328 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,920 It's I just I don't know. 329 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:21,760 I don't know. But I get it. 330 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:26,200 I mean, I guess I have to work with the masses, but I ain't going to work with the fucking masses. 331 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,640 You know, you got to do it your way. 332 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:29,920 Yep. I'm going to do it my way. 333 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:34,400 But I do get the fact of you want it exact. 334 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:36,440 No, I understand that, too. 335 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:43,080 Like if you want your dogs print the little stamp or your child's little foot, 336 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:45,120 you know, how a lot of people want that little. 337 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:46,800 Yeah. Yeah. All that. 338 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,080 If you want that exact, I get it. 339 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:53,760 Maybe I should just print that while the fucker out and just put it on your fucking skin 340 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:55,560 and just connect the dots. 341 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:02,320 But it just kind of like it's kind of like not reading the map and just using GPS. 342 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,560 There's just I don't know. 343 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,720 It's just weird. 344 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,720 I don't know. I'm feeling really ranty about that. 345 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:14,920 I'm just old and I just want to deliver my work, my art. 346 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:18,480 And that's what I want to hear from you. 347 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:23,320 Yeah, it's just kind of it's kind of weird because you know what? 348 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:28,760 You can give me something and I can make it bigger or I can make it smaller 349 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:31,680 with my own mind. 350 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:32,760 Right. 351 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,680 And work. 352 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,160 And it looks hella good. 353 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:40,720 I don't know. 354 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,480 So that's why I was like, womp. 355 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,000 Fuck. 356 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:48,160 I'll get the stupid little fucking 3D fucking whatever printer. 357 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:52,120 When all the people say, I just want this little thing on me. 358 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:53,880 Yeah. 359 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:56,440 And then I just fucking print that shit. 360 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:59,280 And just it's like a coloring book. 361 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:01,520 I'm going to feel like I'm five years old again. 362 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,960 I don't know. 363 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:07,600 But anyways, I'm super fucking excited. 364 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,000 The freaking I'm going to show you the shark lounge. 365 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,360 I'm going to have to give you some pics. 366 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,520 Oh, is that what you named it? Oh, yeah. 367 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,040 The shark. 368 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,080 OK, that's what I thought because you named it. 369 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,520 Yeah, before. 370 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:18,920 Yeah. 371 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,280 Well, I was like the shark lounge. 372 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:23,080 Well, the shark lounge needs to move to Portland because I'm never coming 373 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,160 to fucking Independence, Oregon ever again. 374 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,880 Why is so peaceful? 375 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:27,760 Oh, God damn. 376 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,240 No, it's not calm. 377 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,480 Your skeleton next door. 378 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:41,520 I started to fucking saw that shit and put it in my fucking bin. 379 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:44,840 Right. You know what? You should have. 380 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:48,360 I know, but my band was already full and I was like, God dang it. 381 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,240 I was just throwing away everything. 382 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:55,160 I was just like, new me. 383 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,360 There you go. 384 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,840 So I haven't told you. 385 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,320 I have two things to tell you. 386 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,720 OK, so and I wanted to wait. 387 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:05,720 Well, I told everybody on Instagram, not that I have a lot of followers. 388 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:10,520 Well, yeah, but last week I told them after it happened 389 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,160 because I didn't want to do it before. 390 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,560 But last Monday I got. 391 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:17,080 All right, it was like last Friday. 392 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:19,600 So it's been like seven, like 10 days, 10 days ago. 393 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,880 I got confirmation that I'll be a blogger. 394 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,760 I'll be a writer for Edm House Network. 395 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,040 So I interviewed I interviewed with them. 396 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:31,840 I guess doing they they had me send them right writing samples. 397 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,680 So they're like, write us. 398 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,680 Right. They gave me right. 399 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:37,760 How do I say this? 400 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:42,880 They they sent me writing samples and they say replicate this for whatever. 401 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:46,520 Right. So I wrote two writing samples and that was in the beginning of fucking April. 402 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:47,840 I didn't hear from them. 403 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,080 And then I checked in with them like three weeks ago. 404 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:54,200 I'm like, I'm just wanting to see if you guys are still looking or not looking. 405 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:57,160 But if you guys are still, I guess, interviewing people, whatever the fuck. 406 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,360 And they're like, oh, no, you know what? 407 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,160 We're just on the final rounds or whatever. 408 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:05,480 But we we've accepted you, I guess, or they offered it to me. 409 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,640 Yes. And I was so fucking excited. 410 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,440 And they're like, you do. 411 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:11,560 Thank you. 412 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:14,520 But they're like, you do understand this is not a paying job. 413 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:17,280 And I'm like, yeah, I've read the fine print and I still applied. 414 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,880 So they're like, OK, they told me three fucking times. 415 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,280 And I'm like, yes, I understand it's not paying job. 416 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,440 I want to listen. 417 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,440 Motherfucker, I'm trying to build my resume. 418 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:29,800 OK, I'm like, I fucking love house and I love house music. 419 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,600 And I want to fucking write for you guys. 420 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:34,000 And so he's like, so what are your summer plans? 421 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:38,640 And I'm like, why did you want to send me to EDC next month in Vegas? 422 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,960 And he was like, no, I already have two writers going. 423 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,000 I'm like, of course you do. 424 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,520 But I'm not getting paid. 425 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:48,600 Remember, I was just like, oh, OK, no worries. 426 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:52,760 But so I'm waiting for them to, I guess, I'm just waiting to hear back from them, 427 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,640 I guess, from my first writing assignment. 428 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,200 That's amazing, best day. 429 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,920 Thank you. Fucking congratulations. 430 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,480 And who gives a shit? 431 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,640 That's right. You just put that shit on your resume. 432 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:08,080 You just check it off the bucket list. 433 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,680 You got this. 434 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,320 It's fucking amazing. 435 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:14,240 Thank you. 436 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,520 That's like then. 437 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:19,040 So somebody I think I might have nominated myself, I think. 438 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:24,720 It was either that or somebody nominated nominated me for Bull Journey magazine. 439 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:27,760 They're an online magazine and I did an interview with them. 440 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,120 I think it was like last month and it finally dropped. 441 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:33,480 I think it dropped yesterday or they sent me an email yesterday with the web link. 442 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,840 So I'll send it to you. 443 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,160 Boom. 444 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:37,960 So I'm like, it's happening. 445 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,920 That's right. 446 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,680 That's what's supposed to happen. 447 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,760 What's supposed to happen is now happening. 448 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:46,560 That's right. 449 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:47,520 Yes. 450 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,200 Excuse me. 451 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,000 Man, excuse me. 452 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,920 Let's clink clink to that. 453 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:55,480 Clink clink clink clink. 454 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,400 Biot. 455 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,960 I am so fucking proud of you. 456 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,360 That's amazing news. 457 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:07,480 And I'm glad you could share that with your bestie online with everybody else. 458 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,160 Yes. 459 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,680 It's amazing. 460 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:14,560 I'm fucking proud of you. 461 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,760 Sorry, I'm sipping on water. 462 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:16,560 Thank you. 463 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,080 I'm proud of you too. 464 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,880 Well, you know what? 465 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:22,680 Let's be some proud ass old bitches. 466 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:24,960 Bitches. 467 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,320 Bitches. 468 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:27,960 Girl, shit. 469 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,120 Yeah, these are some old ass bitches. 470 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:32,800 You know what? 471 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:36,840 So when I was cleaning up the shark lounge and stuff, I was throwing darts. 472 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,520 I just was like, I'm just going to throw some darts. 473 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:44,640 I threw some darts and I was like, man, I'm fucking hella good. 474 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:45,920 I need to go back into. 475 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,960 You've always been good with darts. 476 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,960 I need to like hustle again. 477 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,680 Just like, oh my God, I don't know. 478 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:54,880 I'll try. 479 00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:02,640 And then like fucking bet like 100 bucks and double or nothing. 480 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:03,640 There you go. 481 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,880 And just freaking like knock it out. 482 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:11,840 But I think they know where I live in this little town. 483 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,040 Well, it is a little town. 484 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:14,440 Yeah. 485 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,760 So shit. 486 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,920 And the gas prices for me to drive out of town. 487 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,240 What is the gas price up there now? 488 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:27,920 Actually, it's not too, too bad, but I did premium. 489 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:35,280 And it was four sixty nine four dollars and sixty nine cents. 490 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:36,320 OK, that's not bad. 491 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,600 So I went to Sam's. 492 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:41,920 Yes, I think it was yesterday to pick up my order and I get gas. 493 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,520 It was four seventy nine for eighty seven. 494 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:45,680 OK, shit. OK. 495 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:50,560 Right. Well, eighty seven gas everywhere else besides Sam's is like over five dollars. 496 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,440 And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? 497 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,320 I guess because it's about to be Memorial Day. 498 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,040 Are you serious? 499 00:19:56,040 --> 00:20:00,120 Yeah, I don't pay attention to gas because I maybe gas up once every three weeks now. 500 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,520 But I was just like four seventy nine for gas. 501 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:03,840 OK, that's OK. 502 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:04,920 That's acceptable. 503 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:09,160 But when I pulled up to like a mobile like at the lights, I'm like five twenty nine. 504 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,160 Are you fucking out of your mind? 505 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,400 Where's Memorial Weekend? 506 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,120 Right. 507 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:17,040 I thought you're selling Cinco de Mayo, right? 508 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,800 I was just like shit. 509 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,720 What is it? 510 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,680 Is that just California? 511 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,720 Um, probably because or maybe it is California, 512 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,800 too, because we were at three dollars. 513 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,640 Now we're at four. 514 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:32,560 I don't know. 515 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:33,720 It's fucking crazy. 516 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,080 Really? That's what I mean. 517 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,080 It makes sense. 518 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:41,360 Yeah, whatever. 519 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,120 Right. Yeah. 520 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:45,280 I mean, if I was like go ahead, I'm sorry. 521 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,600 Go ahead. No, no. 522 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:50,080 I was in California, you know, who our governor is, right? 523 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,040 I guess he put online. 524 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:56,280 He's like, hey, we want to make a new coin or I guess whatever. 525 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:57,880 Like nobody uses coins anymore. 526 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,600 A B he put out. 527 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:04,240 If I'm saying this correctly, he asked for suggestions for like, you know, 528 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:07,640 what should be on the coin? 529 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,880 Everybody came back with homeless encampments. 530 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,600 Shut the door according to Instagram, because, you know, 531 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:15,880 I don't watch the fucking news. 532 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:16,480 Fuck the news. 533 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:17,640 Oh, fucking. 534 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:18,640 You're just mad. 535 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,280 You're just mad. 536 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,400 Tents and fishing poles and everybody wants to camp. 537 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,520 Right. Well, there you go. 538 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:26,640 Yeah. Yeah. 539 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,520 So I'm like, huh, Merca. 540 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,280 I started laughing. 541 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:38,480 It's like, oh, his, I guess his not his plan, but his question 542 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:42,680 or whatever his when he asked for help, it backfired on him. 543 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,480 I'm like, well, yeah. 544 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,200 I just, girl. 545 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,360 We would keep it. 546 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:53,560 No politics or religion, because I have so much to say. 547 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,640 You call me after this podcast. 548 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,160 We'll keep that on the table. 549 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,120 Right. 550 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:05,120 Love everybody. 551 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,720 Hi. Hi. 552 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,960 Fuck. 553 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:13,760 Yeah. 554 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:14,840 It's fucking amazing. 555 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:15,880 Life is amazing. 556 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:19,040 I am so amazed that life is amazing. 557 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,320 Somebody told me. 558 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,520 Fasty. 559 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:23,840 This is what did I tell you? 560 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:24,680 I know. 561 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:25,720 Check this. 562 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,800 Check this out. 563 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,280 They tried to tell me. 564 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:33,040 Because everybody says good morning. 565 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,080 Permanent bullets. 566 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:38,280 And I always reply with, what's so good about the morning? 567 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,520 You're hilarious. 568 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:44,480 Yeah, I do because I am not a morning person. 569 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,400 I am not. 570 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,840 I'm not. 571 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,320 Are you a morning person? 572 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:52,000 Oh, I'm most definitely a morning person by 11 a.m. 573 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:52,760 I'm the opposite. 574 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,200 I'm like, don't fucking talk to me. 575 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,240 I'm done for the day. 576 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,400 Like, don't talk to me. 577 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,560 It's the sun is already down at 11 a.m. for Emma or for 578 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:00,560 for Medusa. 579 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,400 Oh, I'm just like, I'm done. 580 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,600 Don't talk to me. 581 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:04,880 Yeah, we'll see. 582 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,760 But I know when you're just like, I'm getting up at four. 583 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,080 I'm going to hit the gym. 584 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:09,640 I'm doing this. 585 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:10,240 I'm doing that. 586 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,360 Then I'm going to work and I'm like, fuck. 587 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:13,720 You know what? 588 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:17,920 I push snooze until I'm just like 15 minutes. 589 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,120 Like just I just need to brush my teeth, wash my face and like 590 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:24,640 put my hair in a ponytail and some clothes. 591 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:25,840 Like, I don't know. 592 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,400 I fucking hate the mornings. 593 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,040 I hate them. I don't know. 594 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:35,560 So, yes, I always say what's so good about the morning? 595 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,160 Bob, what do you say? 596 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:39,840 What do you say? 597 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,440 No, and then they say what? 598 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,920 Oh, they just look at me. 599 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,120 They're like, you're right. 600 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:47,200 I was like, I know. 601 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,040 I know I'm fucking right. 602 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:49,920 Yeah, don't ever. 603 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:54,920 So now everybody that ever like whoever met me or whatever, 604 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,040 they're just like, yo, or hey, how's it? 605 00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,600 Like, they don't even say good nothing. 606 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,000 It's not a good afternoon. 607 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,040 It's not a good night. 608 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,400 It's not a good morning. 609 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:05,240 Definitely. 610 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:10,760 Like, I'm just like this raging fucking mean person. 611 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,440 Like, I just hate the mornings though. 612 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:14,000 I hate them. 613 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:15,720 It's nothing good about it. 614 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:16,840 And don't tell me good night. 615 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:18,520 When I have to. 616 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:19,720 I take that back. 617 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,360 I hate the mornings if people are talking to me nonstop. 618 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:23,800 Right. 619 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,240 Right. But that doesn't happen a lot anymore. 620 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:26,800 Thank God. 621 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,000 So there's that. 622 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:30,200 I know. 623 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,720 Yeah, these people, I know these people. 624 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:35,520 That's right. 625 00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:38,560 As I asked, gosh, ding it. 626 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:42,160 I just watched all my tells. 627 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,840 Oh, I got my laundry is done in the dryer. 628 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:48,320 That's the last thing I actually like podcasting later in the day. 629 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,120 I hope you do too. 630 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:49,960 Just because. 631 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,720 Yeah, I try to do my chores during the week. 632 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:56,520 But this week was so busy with work and so I couldn't get them done 633 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:57,800 during work hours. 634 00:24:58,600 --> 00:24:58,880 Yeah. 635 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,640 So I was just like, fuck, now I got to do them all now. 636 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:02,720 But at least everything's done. 637 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:03,840 I just need to fold my laundry. 638 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,080 That's the last thing I need to do. 639 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:09,720 I know I'm folding F and tells right now, which I like folding. 640 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,600 So I want to fold. 641 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:18,920 And it's all those fucking tells that are in your kitchen, like the hand tells. 642 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,040 Oh, those ones. 643 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:20,720 Okay. 644 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:26,480 Yeah, I suppose nasty little fuckers that I mean, I fucking hate it. 645 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:29,640 It's like folding little newborn socks. 646 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,200 I I hate it. 647 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,400 So swiped full this shit. 648 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:35,640 Did you throw it? 649 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:36,680 No, I never fold. 650 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:37,920 I don't fold socks. 651 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,200 Well, did you ever fold? 652 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:42,160 Ems. 653 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:49,680 Like when she's a little tiny, be for a little tiny fold them in half or whatever. 654 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:50,800 I used to. Yeah. 655 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,880 But then Michael, they're so cute. 656 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:57,200 Little fucking walnut fucking piece of fucking shit. 657 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:01,440 Yeah. 658 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,200 And yeah, fucking hate. 659 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,440 I hate that shit. 660 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,000 I just I. 661 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,160 Yeah, if it's not like a bath towel, I don't know. 662 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:14,360 You just have this little weird fucking thing in me or is this like fuck? 663 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,280 I have those little like washcloths, but they're not washcloths. 664 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,760 It's for like cleaning like when you're cleaning the bathroom or the kitchen 665 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,200 or whatever you know, talking about. 666 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:23,720 Yep. 667 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:27,360 So I go through a bunch of those during the week because I'm always wiping 668 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:30,960 down the bathroom counter after I wash my hands because, you know, any time 669 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,760 because the water gets all splashed on the counter. 670 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,360 I fight that shit. 671 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:37,560 I have to fold so many of those and I do laundry twice a week 672 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,760 and it's so fucking annoying. 673 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,200 I know it's just for those for me. 674 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,720 Yeah, so fucking tedious. 675 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:50,680 It's just fuck and the only person that uses these motherfuckers are probably you. 676 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,520 Like nobody else is cleaning. 677 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:54,400 Right. 678 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,760 I'll just call this little bullshit. 679 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:57,840 I don't know. 680 00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,280 That's my rant, though. 681 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:02,120 I just fucking hate people. 682 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,880 And I hate little tales. 683 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,000 Yeah, I'm the same. 684 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,280 But honestly. 685 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,280 I was told that every day is a gift. 686 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,120 If you live in the present, then it's a gift. 687 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:22,360 Oh, my God. 688 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:23,000 I know. 689 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:27,960 Can you believe how shitty that was when I had to smile and say that's amazing? 690 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:29,800 Yeah, that's great. 691 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:38,080 I'm going to tell myself that every day when I wake up and before I go to bed. 692 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:43,760 I can you know what it was like a throat punch kind of day. 693 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,800 Like I liked your new hoodie, by the way. 694 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,040 Right. 695 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:49,760 Isn't that fucking amazing? 696 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,240 Where'd you get that from? 697 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:52,680 I'm a friend. 698 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:55,360 OK, well, I liked that. 699 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:57,720 Dad, you know what, biatch Pomona Bullet? 700 00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:02,680 This reminded me of you and fucking happy birthday. 701 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,720 That was like that's the best. 702 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:08,480 And you know what? 703 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:14,040 I was like, you know what, you you my ninja, you my ninja now, like you are part of my club. 704 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:15,840 What's your name again? 705 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,640 I just can't know. 706 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:23,240 Right. No, it's just it was it was like it was a fucking solid gift. 707 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:25,680 I was like, that is amazing. 708 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,640 Thank you. 709 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:29,720 Thank you. 710 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:36,800 And can I can can I please get a birthday cake? 711 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,400 No, I'm scared. I fucking hate cake. 712 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:44,640 I am I used to be a cake person, but like I said, I'm addicted to sugar. 713 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,480 So if I start eating cake, I will eat the whole fucking cake. 714 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:51,280 You know what? I'll eat a whole cheesecake. 715 00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:55,520 Oh, my God, I used to be a cheesecake person like maybe 20 years ago. 716 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:58,800 And for some reason, that's just stuff doesn't sit well with me anymore. 717 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,760 I was just like, no, I can't do it. 718 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,480 That goddamn dairy. 719 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,680 I guess that's probably what it is. 720 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,200 And knowing that I'm like, oh, I just ate a break of cream cheese. 721 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,560 So what happens when you don't fucking cheesecake? 722 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:19,080 You're a cram cracker. 723 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,360 The crust, the New York cheesecake. 724 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,920 Girl, yeah. 725 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,520 I will eat a cheesecake. 726 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:30,320 I will not eat a cake. 727 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:31,520 I hate cake. 728 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,720 And you know what? I hate chocolate cake. 729 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,200 I have an ice ice cream cake girl. 730 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,320 Do you like ice cream cake? 731 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,760 I do like Carvel, Carvel ice cream cake. 732 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,560 I can eat the whole fucking cake. 733 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,280 Yeah, I ain't going to fucking lie. 734 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,880 Girl, yes, ice cream cake is yeah. 735 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,880 Man, June it ice for her birthday. 736 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,920 I always got her this. 737 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:56,200 It was that strawberry shortcake, you know, the Hagen Daz strawberry shortcake 738 00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:00,360 little bar. It was kind of like a strawberry shortcake. 739 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,120 It's the Hagen Daz. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 740 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:10,000 OK, so it's a cake, but it's exactly a Hagen Daz strawberry shortcake. 741 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,800 Fucking cake ice cream. 742 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:16,360 I used to get that for your unit every birthday. 743 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:17,520 She loved it. 744 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,360 Yeah, she was not good. 745 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,600 I used to eat that. 746 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,640 She'd go to bed after her birthday. 747 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,240 And you're like, oh, happy birthday. 748 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,120 It's mom appreciation day. 749 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,440 Where's my birthday cake? 750 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,160 I ate it. 751 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,520 You went to bed. 752 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:36,480 You put out the candle. 753 00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,080 You had a piece. 754 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,240 I ate that shit. 755 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:43,000 It was so delicious. 756 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,240 Yeah. 757 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,480 But yeah, don't give me no goddamn cake. 758 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:49,800 I got a freaking cupcake from work. 759 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:53,200 I remember back in the day, because I would just. 760 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,560 I was still living at home. 761 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,880 I went to Ralph's and I picked up. 762 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,800 I went to the bakery and I picked up like the round cakes. 763 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:00,600 Does that make sense? 764 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:01,600 You know, the cakes. 765 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,720 So it was two layer and it was a belt, a red velvet cake. 766 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:09,040 And I I go to get it ringed up and they're like, oh, whose birthday is it? 767 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:10,440 Or what's a special occasion? 768 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,480 I'm like, bro, I just want fucking cake. 769 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:14,880 They're like, what? 770 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,520 I like this cake is expensive. 771 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,000 And I'm like, I'll give a fucking cake day for this bitch. 772 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,800 I don't care. 773 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,240 And then I realize that's why you my bitch. 774 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,640 That's why you my bitch. 775 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,760 I wish I could not be addicted to sugar. 776 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,720 So I'm sorry, I'm on a bullet. 777 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:38,400 But if I can, if I could just, I don't understand how people can just have one 778 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,440 fucking donut. 779 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:41,560 I don't understand. 780 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:42,440 Like. 781 00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,600 I don't understand how somebody could just have one chip. 782 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:50,840 Like whoever the fuck said, I bet you can't just eat one. 783 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,920 Like, yeah, I could not. 784 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:58,600 Of course, right now, you can't have one slice. 785 00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,440 You know what? 786 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,960 I'm the one that's like you. 787 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,560 Here's your slice. 788 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:07,120 And this is for me, like the whole the rest of the fucking cake. 789 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,640 Like that's for the fight. 790 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,520 Fuck that. Exactly. 791 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:17,440 I fucking I fucking hate asking people when people are at your house or if 792 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:23,880 you're whatever and you see that there's one last slice of pizza in the box. 793 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:24,360 Everybody. 794 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,760 Oh, no, that doesn't happen. 795 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:26,920 I fucking eat that shit. 796 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:27,280 Okay. 797 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:32,280 Do you, but do you ask like, does anybody want this last slice because I'm 798 00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:33,040 about to get it? 799 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,080 Do you know I do ask. 800 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,200 And yeah, if it's been sitting there and it's cold, obviously they don't want 801 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:38,960 it, but I'm right. 802 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,240 I'm going to take this and I'm going to eat it right now. 803 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:41,520 So. 804 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:41,760 Okay. 805 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:43,920 So what if somebody said, you know what? 806 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:48,720 I would like to have the last slice when you ask, has that ever happened to you? 807 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,240 No, it's not happened. 808 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,440 And I probably would just eat it in front of their face. 809 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,480 It's like when I go to McDonald's, I get, you know, I get my protein, right? 810 00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,800 I get my quarter pounder with cheese and my 10 piece nuggets and my daughter 811 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:04,760 comes home one day and she's like, Oh, can I have some nuggets? 812 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,520 I'm like, Oh, no, no, no, no, I don't share. 813 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:11,800 You know that these are there was two nuggets left and I purposely stuffed 814 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,080 them in my mouth and I'm like, I don't share my food. 815 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,840 Well, I especially don't share my protein. 816 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:17,480 How about that? 817 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:18,480 There you go. 818 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:23,440 You know, all your more gallons and protein from making Mickey these. 819 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:25,880 Fuck. 820 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:26,400 Okay. 821 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:29,440 So like, yeah, I always said the same shit. 822 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:30,880 Does anybody want the last chase? 823 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:34,600 Maybe I said it under my breath or mumbled it. 824 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,160 It's like I said it. 825 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:38,480 Yes. 826 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:39,680 About the piece of pizza. 827 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:40,480 Yes. 828 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:41,480 Yes. 829 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,880 So, uh-oh. 830 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:45,960 Uh-oh. 831 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:46,360 Yeah. 832 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:53,160 And yeah, I'm, I'm usually a fish like you, like just kind of like just what the 833 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,360 fuck if it's cold, I don't fucking care. 834 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:59,040 There's like fucking eight other empty boxes. 835 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:06,160 Like I found the last piece and I'm going to announce it to these hungry fucking 836 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,280 drunken idiots. 837 00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:09,120 Like who wants the last? 838 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:10,280 Does anybody want this? 839 00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:11,080 No. 840 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,560 So I, but I always did. 841 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:16,800 I'm like, well, if anybody wanted it, I'm eating the last. 842 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:20,360 No, I would announce I'm eating the last piece. 843 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:22,800 I'm eating the last piece. 844 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,680 I didn't ask if anybody wanted it. 845 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:28,880 And I realized that that wasn't the proper thing to do. 846 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:33,040 So I asked one time. 847 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,400 Does anybody want the last piece? 848 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:40,000 Why the fuck does somebody say I do? 849 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,400 Well, you should have fucking ate it before I asked because now it's mine. 850 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,880 And I'm just like, oh, really? 851 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:48,640 Catch. 852 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:53,320 Go wide. 853 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:54,560 Catch, bitch. 854 00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:55,160 Okay. 855 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:56,800 It'll be right here in the sink. 856 00:34:59,400 --> 00:34:59,920 Yeah. 857 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:00,520 It's just. 858 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,000 You see in the sink. 859 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:06,600 I wash my hands and wash my hands and shit. 860 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,280 There you go. 861 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,040 You sheeple. 862 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:13,960 Yeah, it was just fucking weird. 863 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:18,040 Like, damn, it's one of those things where you just ask, but it's like, you 864 00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:20,960 really don't want to know the answer because it doesn't matter. 865 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:23,360 Your answer is invalid. 866 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,520 I'm just going to slice, slice the pizza. 867 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:29,040 And by the way, I'm going to go ahead and say, I'm going to go ahead and 868 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:32,200 say this is invalid. I'm just going to slice, slice the pizza. 869 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:38,320 And by the way, I had today was leg day, so I did red bearing pizza in the oven. 870 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,000 And I fucking ate three quarters of it. 871 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,560 My mom comes home and I'm like, Hey, you can have the, I made pizza, you're 872 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,520 going to have the last part I ate three quarters of it. 873 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:45,640 She's like, what the fuck? 874 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:46,840 She'd say, what the fuck? 875 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,480 But I was just like, dude, I was fucking hungry. 876 00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:48,840 Okay. 877 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:50,840 Don't worry about me. 878 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:52,520 Yeah, sure. 879 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,600 Like, mom, don't worry. 880 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:56,160 So good. 881 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,080 It's all good. 882 00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,400 You can have that if you want 883 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:08,160 And don't worry about it. That's why I tell my my son's like just what I don't know mom 884 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:16,140 He said you want to eat my food, but you don't want to eat my food. I said that's not what I said, dude 885 00:36:16,140 --> 00:36:18,140 I was like 886 00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:21,720 I was like common sense is so common, but 887 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,780 what I tell my kid is 888 00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:29,300 if you don't want to finish your dinner 889 00:36:29,580 --> 00:36:32,220 Because I'm a fat ass. This is what I tell him 890 00:36:34,260 --> 00:36:41,640 It's okay. I was like, it's okay. Just try to eat as much as you can. How about that and then just leave your plate there 891 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:47,760 I want to eat it. There you go 892 00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:53,840 Sometimes I'm just like hey just scrape that shit onto my plate and 893 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:59,720 Yeah, then wash the dishes and do whatever but I try not to 894 00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:03,640 Make my kids feel like I'm a fat ass or anything 895 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:10,320 But I do like their kids are fucking like sticks. What are you talking about? I know 896 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,320 right, but I'm 897 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,400 Well, I 898 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,400 Keep in shape as much as I can 899 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:22,760 You know, like fucking small ass arms and legs 900 00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:31,800 Wait, what are you talking about like my arms. Oh your arms. I thought you meant your kids. I'm like, no, they're tiny 901 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:39,760 Yeah, and me too. Yeah, you're my arms all of us. We're like fucking we have the smallest fucking arms ever 902 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,680 Fucking like the formity 903 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:48,880 No, yeah girl, you see who freaking I told you I 904 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:55,240 Consider myself like a potato and this like just toothpicks like for arms and legs 905 00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:58,520 That's my whole body 906 00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:02,520 It's weird. I hate how small my arms are 907 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:09,080 Okay, well, you know, you can lift up some dumbbells and like one you're watching TV or whatever when you're in the shark lounge 908 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,080 Good, you know what? 909 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,680 12 ounce fucking curls. Don't cut it 910 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:24,920 I can't believe we're in May I'm on my Twitter feed and like everybody's in their goddamn graduation 911 00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,960 Uniforms and I'm like what the fuck is going on? 912 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:37,080 I know well, we just said it was freaking single to mile. I know it's fucking crazy 913 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:41,920 God didn't get me some goddamn tacos. We have 914 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:50,480 I know I had pizza. Well, this I had tequila. There you go 915 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,400 Well, I 916 00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:00,200 am so I just want to 917 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:07,480 Tell the world and tell you how excited I am to hear all the good news 918 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,400 with 919 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,240 Everything that's just manifesting in your life 920 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:18,880 Well, I'm glad to hear that you're finally on the up and up as well my lady and that you're finally 921 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,880 Doing what you do best and that's drawing and getting back into it 922 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:27,440 That's why we're besties because that's right. That's right 923 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,160 Yep, because we know 924 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,680 You're amazing 925 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,680 I 926 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:42,920 Little fucking I'm gonna be all like freakin. I don't I won't say it 927 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:49,120 I won't be offensive, but this is not a friend to anybody who's listening 928 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,600 But I don't want to sound all gay, but um, I 929 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:57,120 Have this freaking little collage that I'm making 930 00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,560 Okay, girl. I'm gonna send that shit to you 931 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:04,920 And it's just gonna I'm gonna make it sound like all like 932 00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:08,280 Wait, you're making a remember times 933 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:18,160 That's why you're making a collage like a poster board or like no, it's just no it's a little um like uh, 934 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:27,680 Like I could put it I can email it to you or whatever. It's a little okay. Yeah of all the fucking pictures that I have of us 935 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,680 I 936 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,280 Can't wait to see that then I know 937 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,760 It's so cute, but I'm gonna yeah 938 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:43,000 And it's just like if it's not us in the picture of course because we didn't fucking take selfies 939 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,480 We I've never fucking took a selfie. Oh 940 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,920 Maybe I took a selfie with you when we were at the airport 941 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:58,080 That was about it. We don't have a lot of pictures together. That's why I'm like I can't wait to see yeah 942 00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:02,640 It is gonna be amazing 943 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:09,640 Well, you know, let's just be old and knitting and rocking in a fucking rocking chair 944 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:17,440 Do you know how to knit now that you're saying knitting okay neither do I yeah, do we need to learn I 945 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:21,320 I try to learn it's not something I guess it's 946 00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:26,160 Coordination skills and I'm not coordinated like that might like my mom knits all the time 947 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:32,320 And she taught my daughter and they're fucking knitting away and I'm like I'm just not coordinated like that like it doesn't compute in my brain 948 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,320 I wish it would 949 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:43,040 How when you have arthritis like my my fucking hands my fingers hurt from typing drawing 950 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:49,760 Pick like my fingers hurt my hands hurt. I couldn't even fucking imagine knitting 951 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:55,760 I don't know my daughter picked it up like I thought they were both on the couch 952 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:59,040 I want to say it was like three weeks ago and I'm like, oh these two are gonna be old 953 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:04,080 That's like I swear to God my mom. I'm sorry. My daughter is the daughter my mom never had 954 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:10,320 Those two are like a pee in the pod. How do you say two peas in a pod? 955 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:16,600 Yep, too. And I'm just like I just am exactly like my dad like I have nothing to do with that 956 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,720 I'm just like I feel like I'm adopted here. I'm like 957 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:31,280 I'm having a I'm having an outer body. You know, yeah, you are like they just like you're you're the weird one 958 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:36,120 I'm just gonna keep to myself and keep my thoughts to myself 959 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,120 I 960 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,200 Change times 961 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:42,560 people 962 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,640 Sheepal fucking sheepal 963 00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:53,000 That's so cute though, that's nice nice that people could have a nice little fucking life 964 00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,280 Nice memories I guess 965 00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:05,320 It's gonna make you weak though listeners and you have everything right 966 00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:09,640 You don't have to work for it makes you weak 967 00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:16,680 Shit oh 968 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:21,400 Anyways, God dang it and you know what I would like to say one thing before 969 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,840 I don't even know if you were gonna wrap this up or what? 970 00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:29,320 Yeah, we should wrap it up shortly, but I can still go yeah, I would just like to say 971 00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:32,160 nobody buy towels 972 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,200 from Wayfair 973 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:39,920 Like bath towel. I've never bought anything from there, but I keep seeing ads for them. Do they have decent stuff? 974 00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:48,720 They do I actually like Wayfair, but these fucking towels that I bought are I put them in the fucking 975 00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:56,800 Wachter ones and they're already frayed like okay, so don't bite what else have you bought in from there? 976 00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,560 What else have you bought from there? I can't even talk 977 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:06,320 I'm like shit. Okay when I was sober. I remember buying 978 00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:14,600 Oh, it's just like QVC like you just place orders on you know, I just I just I just need everything 979 00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:16,640 I'm just like why 980 00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:17,920 What? 981 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:21,280 Yeah, I'm a fucking infomercial fucking 982 00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:27,000 Like really is it really gonna do that? Let me just buy some and find out 983 00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:30,120 and I 984 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,320 I always get fucking 985 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,800 Yeah, none of it works. It's all garbage. Oh 986 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,200 Okay, but yeah, I 987 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:49,440 I fucking go on Wayfair and I have bought many things I do I have bought plants house plants like real house plants living house 988 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,200 even though I kill them but 989 00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,880 It's still why I'm alive 990 00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:05,840 Wayfair delivered them alive and shit and it was nice like Wayfair was cool like I liked Wayfair I bought 991 00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:13,480 I bought some like cute little I don't know, you know, I don't decorate 992 00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:19,040 But I bought little whatever sticks and faces 993 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:29,080 Yeah, Wayfair was freaking amazing and then I was like, okay Wayfair I need fucking hand towels and 994 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,080 I bought like 995 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,080 fucking hand towels 996 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,080 No 997 00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:44,040 They're fucking so shitty. Oh, okay. Well, I'm not gonna buy well. I've been seeing all their furniture and like their 998 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:50,880 Like their beds and all that that's what I was checking out was like their furniture part. Oh, yeah 999 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:55,640 I bought any furniture from yeah, I had my coffee table from Wayfair 1000 00:45:56,120 --> 00:46:02,200 Okay, and you like it. It's I guess good quality or yeah quality I guess. Yeah, it's amazing. Okay 1001 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,880 One thousand percent like Wayfair is pretty cool 1002 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,040 Well good to know so I will keep them in mind 1003 00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:19,800 All right, I guess we can wrap this up like you said you have any parting words for our listeners for this week I 1004 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:22,440 just 1005 00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:25,040 Hey, it's May. Sorry May 1006 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:28,940 Right gonna blink and it's gonna be freaking Christmas 1007 00:46:28,940 --> 00:46:34,340 Okay, but yeah 1008 00:46:36,780 --> 00:46:41,180 All right, well, um parting words for me, I guess everybody have a good week and 1009 00:46:41,940 --> 00:46:46,940 Drink up I guess and don't dilute your tequila with shit. I 1010 00:46:48,780 --> 00:46:50,780 Don't know what else to say 1011 00:46:50,780 --> 00:46:57,780 All right, peace peace