1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:15,420 Clean, clean, drink, drink. You are Pomona Bullets and I am Baruch Medusa and this is Top 2 00:00:15,420 --> 00:00:18,400 Shelf Hi Jinks. Let us begin. 3 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:34,760 Good afternoon Bestie. Good evening I guess. Good early evening Bestie. Shit. Right. We 4 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:41,320 are getting old. That is right. I am not happy hours. What is it called when the seniors 5 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:49,040 go out to Denny's dinner and it is really early. Oh. Is that called sunrise or what 6 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:58,280 is it? I don't know. I don't know either. I never attended such an event. What is going 7 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:10,600 on? Nothing much. You know what? I was thinking. Remember back in the day we were just kind 8 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:17,160 of like exploring things as far as vision boards and stuff like that. Yeah. Okay. Remember 9 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:24,080 you were doing like I think it was like numerology or something. I think I was reading up on 10 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:27,360 that when Madonna was into it. I am like what the fuck is this shit? Let me read into 11 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:35,320 it. Yeah. We were trying to figure out what it was because I guess it was all that whole 12 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:42,720 thing where people were like it is 1111 and 1111 and oh yeah. If you see that and I think 13 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:47,400 they mean like trying to make like a scary movie about it or some shit. I don't know. 14 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:56,120 But yeah. Like did you ever do your name? Or it is like you calculate the number of 15 00:01:56,120 --> 00:02:02,440 your name and it is supposed to give you some type of like. No. Oh shit. What is it called? 16 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:10,080 It is not numerology. Well it is. Well it is a part of it I guess. I don't know. I did 17 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:16,200 not know that. Yeah. So I found this like you can find your you can like enter your 18 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:21,920 name and you get your number or whatever but I was like okay but I don't know like what 19 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:28,440 does it mean? So yeah. I don't know. Did you do it? Actually I just pulled up the site 20 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:34,880 and I was like oh shit. Maybe I should do it. So I put my name in there and it is like 21 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:40,240 I guess my number is like 25. Okay. I was going to put your name and see what your number 22 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:46,600 is but then again I don't know what the hell that is supposed to mean. Well what is my 23 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:50,400 number? I am curious. I am just telling you what my number is. I am going to go there. 24 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:59,880 I am getting it. Alright. Let's see. Yours is. Okay. Of course there is a bunch of fucking 25 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:09,760 ads on this shit. Right. And they are all pop up. Okay. Pop ups later. Yep. Let's see. 26 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:16,160 You are. You are doing my birth name I am assuming. My government name. Yep. Doing 27 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:25,600 your government issue name. Got it. Oh shit. You are a 10. Okay. I am a 25. Right. Let's 28 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:36,840 see. It says that. Oh so I guess break it down. So the one. The one is the sun. Means 29 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:45,880 leader independent creative. You are influenced by the qualities of planet sun. Well I am 30 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:51,560 a sun worshipper and that's for damn sure. There you go. You are firmly determined. Brave. 31 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:57,920 You have leadership qualities. You are original thinker. You have the qualities to control 32 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:03,600 everything around you. Sometimes you become stubborn and angry when things don't happen 33 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:11,520 according to your desires. Every fucking day. Right. I am a 10. Yeah. You are a fucking 34 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:19,000 10. I am a 10. Yep. And what about 25. Oh shit. Let's see. Let me go back to that. 35 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:24,200 Okay. Well that's just what one means. I don't know what the zero means. Let's see. Wait. 36 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:28,560 Hold on. Before I do that. Let's see what zero means. There's I mean there's a plethora 37 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:36,160 of other stuff that says that. Where's your zero. Zero even freaking mean anything. I 38 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:45,200 don't think I'm right. I can't tell everything out. I don't see a zero anywhere. Okay. Hold 39 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:52,920 up. Let's let's keep going. Okay. Two. One. Sheesh. I don't see a zero. Well at least 40 00:04:52,920 --> 00:05:00,520 on this site I don't see anything about zero. Okay. So 25 I guess I'll just begin with two. 41 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:11,960 Let's see. Freaking crazy. Okay. My my I have so many phones like I told you I feel like 42 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:17,640 I'm some type of drug dealer or something. Right. I'm like you know let me just let me 43 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:24,200 have too many. Yeah. I hate my phone. I am not the one that just keeps it strapped to 44 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:28,920 me like a little leash. Right. Right. Yeah. So many people. Why didn't you answer it. 45 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:34,040 Well maybe because I freaking didn't want to. Right. I saw your name pop up and I'm like 46 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:48,120 I'm going to hard pass. Yeah. Okay. What the hell does to okay to describe your inner potentials 47 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:53,240 and their likes dislikes. Okay. Whatever. I don't know how come mine doesn't freaking 48 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:59,240 out. Of course mine has to be so high. Huh. What's the five. The five. Let me look for 49 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:03,520 five. I just keep saying like how to calculate and what to do. I don't know how come yours 50 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:10,840 gave such direct answers. You're going to send me the web link when you can and then 51 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:16,280 I'll put it in the show notes in case anybody else wants to I guess compute their name. 52 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:21,960 Oh for sure. Huh. I've never heard of that. So interesting. 53 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:29,960 Yeah. It is. I mean I guess it's somewhat like horoscopes. I mean I know both of us 54 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:37,480 aren't truly like we live our life according to horoscope says but it's kind of interesting 55 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:42,280 to just see. Yeah. To see what they say and see if it matches up with our how we are. 56 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:49,240 Yeah. I do believe in Torres. Yeah. Totally Torres. Oh to the listeners it was Pomona 57 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:53,800 Bullets birthday this past Wednesday. So happy belated birthday. I mean I told you happy 58 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:58,760 birthday on your birthday but the listeners just say happy birthday to Pomona Bullets. 59 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:06,960 Yay. This rock star. Yes. I'll take all I can get. Did your co-workers throw you a party 60 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:13,440 since they're always big on fucking birthdays or I don't know how that works. No. They didn't. 61 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:21,320 The funny thing is is hey boss she's like barking orders at me the day of and I'm listening 62 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:24,800 and I'm like OK. Yep. And I said sure I said do you think maybe I could leave a little 63 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:32,120 bit early today since it's my birthday. Let me drop that on you. Yeah. Not that it's 64 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:39,000 a big deal but she's like oh shit bitch it's your birthday. Why did you tell me. OK one 65 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:44,880 I am not that one. I'm not either. I used to be but not anymore. Yeah. Shit. I ain't 66 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:52,600 trying to celebrate. I am one step closer to my grave like no. Celebrating that shit. 67 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:59,400 I'm not going to go wearing my birthday banner. Yeah. Yeah. I was like yeah I'm not that one 68 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:02,800 that wants all that attention like my birthday tomorrow. It's my birthday tomorrow. No I 69 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:08,160 don't do that. I do know many people that do and it makes me not even want to even say 70 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:17,600 happy birthday. Right. Shut up. But yeah no nothing. And then they did one of those shit. 71 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:23,480 It's her birthday. Somebody go run and grab her a card that we can all sign and so it 72 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:31,280 was one of those. It was OK because I don't want to celebrate my birthday with them anyways. 73 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:42,680 Right. OK well at least you're able to leave early. Yeah like 30 minutes early. 30 minutes. 74 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:50,240 Wow. But I'll take what I can get. My son bought me a gift and it was OK. Super cute 75 00:08:50,240 --> 00:09:01,120 and I opened it up and guess what it was. New hoops. OK. I'm like Bob Marley. No. Yeah. 76 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:06,520 I got new hoops and they're actually bigger than the ones I have. So. There you go. Got 77 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:13,040 some door knock. To Jesus. Got some door knockers. Saintly. That's right bitch. Bring back the 78 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:21,240 90s. There you go. And then. How cute is that. But I did get a another gift and actually 79 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:28,800 it was Bob Marley. It was a beautiful picture. It's like a canvas. Pretty big. Oh OK. Yeah 80 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:33,960 it's pretty awesome. And then it says you never know how strong you are until being 81 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:39,520 strong is your only choice. Well that's what you are the last few months bitch. I know. 82 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:46,320 I was like preach it Bob. I'm going to hang right above my fucking bed. You're like bless 83 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:57,240 me sir. Rasta far right. That's right. Yeah. I don't know. OK so did you see the Instagram 84 00:09:57,240 --> 00:10:03,200 I sent you of the person that was tattooing a handbag. Yeah. Have you ever done that. 85 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:08,760 I'm like that would be so cool to do. No. You know I used to do that to the plastic 86 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:14,200 cups like plastic cups. OK. Well you need to start doing it on handbags. You could sell 87 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:18,080 those bitches real fucking quick and then you wouldn't have to deal with anybody's like 88 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:24,000 oh can you put a hummingbird on my fucking foot. Yeah. No shit. If I didn't have to touch 89 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:32,120 anybody ever again. That would be great. That would be great. Like please no. I don't know. 90 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:41,000 I just I can't take it. And the biggest caveat for me that really maybe say yeah you know 91 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:46,880 maybe tattooing isn't really for me is that I hate fucking cry babies. Why do people feel 92 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:53,840 like they can I want to tattoo. You think it's not going to hurt. Thank you very much. 93 00:10:53,840 --> 00:11:00,040 And they can't breathe and you see all their fucking blood just going to their head and 94 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:06,280 they turn red like a beat and they keep out. Yeah. And you wonder why your tattoo is like 95 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:11,600 shit because you're fucking shaking like a leaf in the wind. Exactly. Fucking calm down. 96 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:15,120 But you said I couldn't drink. Well yeah because I don't want you to bleed all over 97 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:24,840 the fucking place. Right. You look like you need iron one. You need some thick blood up 98 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:32,760 in this. Yeah. Exactly. Shit. I don't know. So I didn't of course I muscled through those 99 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:38,600 type of appointments but right. It was just always so freaking irritating. And I think 100 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:45,080 like my whole creative like light was just would just dim by the moment because of the 101 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:48,920 other energy. Yeah. Totally understandable. That's why I stop personal training. I'm like 102 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:55,160 well if you don't want to do my regimen then you can go just be fat. Yeah. Yeah. It's 103 00:11:55,160 --> 00:12:00,120 a ding dong. You fucking sorry. I have a certain way of training and just have you have a certain 104 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:07,480 way of tattooing and it's just like you got to put the work in. Yeah. So I'm like super 105 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:15,040 selective. I hate it when someone's like can can you do a tattoo on me this that. Um sure. 106 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:21,480 Yep. I'll just what do you want. What is it. Where at. Let me drop a brick on your 107 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:33,120 foot. Test it out. How did that feel. Here. Catch the start. Even better. So did you 108 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:37,320 do. Did you. I know last week you said that you were going to draw out or I don't know 109 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:42,920 if you talked to the guy the paw print. Oh yeah. Yeah. I got. Yeah. His doggy that passed 110 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:50,080 away of 14 years. Yep. No I have it all set up and. Oh cool. Yeah. I know. I just got 111 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:56,240 to wait for some materials to get come in and get delivered. Okay. Yeah. So that. Well 112 00:12:56,240 --> 00:13:00,920 good. I'm glad to hear. Yeah. But yeah. I really want to check out that purse. I was 113 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:07,200 watching that video that you sent me and I was I almost thought it was one of those 114 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:15,600 um heat type guns for you or like a scriber or you can spend on metal. I have. Yeah. 115 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:20,000 I don't know what I just assumed it was a regular tattoo gun but I'm like so I'm sorry 116 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,800 Pomona bullets will be able to figure this out. Yeah. I'm like it is a tack it is a 117 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:29,280 tattoo machine because I see the little grip on it that was taped around it. I'm like right 118 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:34,640 it's a tattoo machine. So shit that would be freaking nice. And what is that. Okay. 119 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:38,440 So now that you say the tape the tape the grip tape or whatever why is it like that 120 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:44,800 because all tattoo people have that. Yeah. It's just easier to handle them or yeah because 121 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:52,120 well obviously your your hands get a little clammy at times. Oh that makes sense. Okay. 122 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:58,720 So you just kind of want to grip. So right. Make fine lines and not all shaky or you know 123 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:07,840 got it. Yeah. Forgive me. I'm sorry. You are forgiven my child. So sorry. Did you get 124 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:13,840 your car wash. Oh my god. Yes. Mike I haven't had a car wash in like maybe months like maybe 125 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:17,080 three or four months because it keeps raining off and on and I'm like I don't think it's 126 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:22,080 going to rain anymore. And then my next door neighbor they're getting a brand new roof. 127 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:26,720 And so me and M's cars were in the driveway and they they ripped all the like the old 128 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:31,320 roof off right and all this shit just came crashing not crashing down but like all sprayed 129 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:36,080 my my car and my daughter's car and I'm just like okay well I'm parking on the street till 130 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:42,000 this is fucking over but I had so much fucking shit on my fucking car I finally got it washed 131 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:51,200 and I'm thank God. Well I gave you a better or a reason. Yeah. So it's been washed. Thank 132 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,840 God and I think I'm just going to start going Sunday afternoons because there was nobody 133 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:59,080 there. I was in and out in 30 minutes. I'm like why do I go when they first open because 134 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:05,080 that's when everybody's there. Yeah. Whatever. I just finally learned. Is it when were they 135 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:10,400 like wash your car and then vacuum it for you. Yeah vacuum and then wipe it down and 136 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:15,680 all that. Yeah. You get to pick a free air freshener. Yeah. You know what I did and I'm 137 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:19,760 like you know let me try black ice because I've never smelled it. I don't know. It is 138 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:27,880 the duchiest fucking. It smells like a fucking tools fucking cologne. Yes. But yeah it's 139 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:36,560 just like Dracor nor nor Harvey said nor on crack and I'm like wow okay this is cool 140 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:45,960 never again should have went with cherry or vanilla. Black ice. That's why I don't know 141 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:51,640 why I just I'm like yeah just give me black ice. It's like a cheap ass cologne. I'm like 142 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:56,720 fuck this shit. I can taste it in my mouth. It's gross. I'm surprised it's not all up 143 00:15:56,720 --> 00:16:04,120 in my pores. It was really strong. Well you know you're not supposed to remove the bag 144 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:09,680 completely from those little trees. Oh no it's not a tree. They sprayed it. Oh oh shit. 145 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:18,120 So it's even worse. So it's like legit cologne. Oh no they spray like your the mats. Yeah 146 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:24,520 right. Okay well here we are at least my car is clean. Yeah at least you can see out your 147 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:29,520 windshield now. Thank God. It was just all smearing even when you know you turn your 148 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:33,920 windshield wipers on with the water to wash it. It was just smearing everywhere. I'm like 149 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:41,560 I guess I really need a car wash. So what happened you're not doing the detailer anymore. 150 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:45,840 No I never did it and then I'm like if he comes over my mom's just gonna ask way too 151 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:49,400 many questions and she'll get in my business and I don't have time for this shit. It will 152 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:58,320 just set me off. That's all you need to know. Like I'm not having one of those episodes. 153 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:06,440 Do people often tell you why are you so angry or are you do they ever come up to you or 154 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:11,680 like. No they haven't they used to say that to me all the time to monobulls but not anymore 155 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:15,760 but like every now and then like mom will set me off. My daughter's like you just need 156 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:24,720 to let it go. I'm like oh I'm gonna get cancer. Yeah I'm holding this shit in. Exactly. 157 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:29,920 I take mine out on the streets. I mean that's why I go to the gym. You're at the gym for 158 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:37,160 two and a half hours. Yeah I'm getting away from you. I release my anger out. I don't 159 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:43,560 follow people or honk my horn anymore. I don't. I use my horn like yeah I use my mouth. 160 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:51,160 Girl and I used to do my I used to flash my brights all the way. Oh my God especially 161 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:55,040 on the freeway when I would tailgate people I'm like get the fuck out of the fast lane 162 00:17:55,040 --> 00:18:01,360 bitch. What you're doing the same and I like lose it like three feet from your right exactly 163 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:05,480 and I'm like and then like now when people do that to me I was just like don't have me 164 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:11,200 slam on my brakes bitch because I will fucking do that. I will tap my tap the brakes so you 165 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:15,440 can see that the lights come on. Yeah. And we can't believe I used to be that much of 166 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:23,800 an asshole. I'm just a bitch. Yeah I'm a tired bitch. I don't even honk. I don't even honk. 167 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:29,600 Do not invade my personal space please and thank you. Yes. If you want me to remain nice. 168 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:34,640 Exactly. I don't even yeah I just I'm just a crazy woman in my car and I'm just like 169 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:43,480 you fucking idiot. I usually just like slam my hands on my steering wheel and I'll just 170 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:47,160 I hope they're looking at me in their rear view. I don't even flip them off anymore. I 171 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:54,800 just go what the fuck like I just do like go. I can actually see you flipping people. 172 00:18:54,800 --> 00:19:04,160 I do. Yeah I do. And I'm in tears over you. I used to honk the fucking lights green go 173 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:10,280 but would you be the type of person that you would just like lay on the horn and like 174 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:15,480 for a good minute because I was like I'm just like they start driving and I'm like I'm 175 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:21,360 still going to be on my fucking horn bitch. Yeah. You packed me up and I'll beep beep beep 176 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:28,660 beep beep beep beep. Right. Get the fuck out of my way. You know what I just sometimes I 177 00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:34,640 just want to like carry a sack of oranges and just like throw an orange at them or you 178 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:40,160 know like some really really really ripe oranges that will just splatter once they hit. Right. 179 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:49,200 And they're really heavy. Yeah. Maybe maybe a ripe grapefruit. I can see that. Maybe like 180 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:55,480 Medusa my shoulder hurts again. Why. I trucked a grapefruit out the window while I was driving. 181 00:19:55,480 --> 00:20:05,680 I mean it's better than I used to chuck water bottles and shit like. Oh my God my uncle he's 182 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:11,640 no longer alive. He died like a couple years ago. He was I want to say he was 80 but like 183 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:17,640 growing up in New Jersey he would he would have rocks underneath his fucking seat and 184 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:23,080 he would throw him out the window at people if they pissed him off. No. Yes. And I was 185 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:29,960 just like how is this motherfucker never been arrested for assault or vandalism. I don't 186 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:35,320 even know what it was like shit man. He would just like open his window and fucking and 187 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:41,040 I never witnessed it. My brother asked. I was just like this guy is so fucking retarded. 188 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:47,120 Like what the fuck rocks. Were they like rock girl. I don't know. Just big enough that he 189 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:55,600 and he this motherfucker was all of five one obviously short man. He got a little man syndrome. 190 00:20:55,600 --> 00:21:03,200 Three. Yeah. I was just like oh my God. I'm so glad that was not my dad because I'd have 191 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:06,520 been like you know what I'm going to have to sever ties with you real fucking quick 192 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:17,520 bro. I've never thrown a rock at a car. Right. I did that I would have been arrested. Yeah 193 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:21,120 of course I would have been caught. I would have been caught and caught and caught and 194 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:33,960 caught and straight straight to the cell. Same. Oh hell no. I don't know. That's insane. 195 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:40,480 So you didn't honk. You don't honk. Every now and then I do if we're out of stoplight 196 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:44,880 and you know like it turns green and obviously you know the person's on their fucking phone 197 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:51,480 right because I'm like I'm still fucking sitting here bitch. Let's go. Right. Then I honk. 198 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:55,840 So do you wait like a three. I give it a rule. Yeah I don't count it but I was just like 199 00:21:55,840 --> 00:22:00,600 you can you know you can just tell her like get off your fucking phone and drive. Yeah. 200 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:06,720 Yeah. I do the same. He's just kind of but you know what I don't even get angry anymore 201 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:11,560 if I'm trying to like hurry up and get something out of my purse like let's just say it's a 202 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:16,120 light. I'm trying to get chapstick out of my purse and the light turns green. I don't 203 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:23,320 realize it and someone honks. I used to get fucking heated. I was I was like one over 204 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:28,040 you want to fuck. Oh I can totally see you doing that after now that I got I've gotten 205 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:39,800 to know you a lot. I'm doing the podcast. I'm like not today. Not today. But yeah now 206 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:45,360 I'm just like oh like I'm like the old day like oh thank you sorry like let me go. I'm 207 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:55,400 just kidding my chapstick. That's it. You know I was just going to say I'm like I'm I'm 208 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:59,760 moistening my lips because I'm about to go down on your husband. Shut the fuck up and 209 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:06,080 you know show up an hour later. Okay. Well bitch my work in bitch if you're driving your 210 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:10,880 other car you have to go right over me. You have your fucking broom your motherfucking 211 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:20,480 witch. Does your broom have a horn you fucking witch. Right. I know. Go play Quidditch with 212 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:33,640 Harry Potter. Oh my gosh. It's so funny. I even oh gosh I hate when people don't know 213 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:39,960 a four way stop. How the fuck do you have your license. I don't know. Oh that's right. 214 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:47,800 You don't even own a signature. You don't even know Christmas. What. Why would I expect 215 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:52,400 you to know how to. Yeah. I expect you to know how to use a four way stop. Fucking hate 216 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:59,600 that. I hate that. And of course they wouldn't know how to drive manual. Of course not. 217 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:07,840 Exactly. My daughter doesn't know how I offered her to teach her how to drive manual before 218 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:13,800 I got rid of my rid of my Dodge Neon back in 2013. And she's like no. And then I fucking 219 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:18,640 get my Chevy Sonic right. And of course it's manual and like a month later she's like I 220 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,840 think I'm ready to learn now. I'm like you're not learning how to drive stick on a brand 221 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:26,800 new fucking car. Are you fucking crazy. Like what the fuck. And that was the end of the 222 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:33,760 conversation. I will never teach you. Not on a brand new car. Yeah. Yeah. Tell her to 223 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:46,000 go rent a car. Right. Oh my goodness. Yeah. So when does your son get out of school. I 224 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:52,840 think I asked you this probably mid June. Yeah. Mid June. Okay. Yep. Yeah. My youngest 225 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:59,520 nephew is graduating this year. Shut the front door. That's what I said. I'm like go ahead. 226 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:07,920 Wow. Is the oldest nephew college founder. He's 20. Shit. How old is that motherfucker. 227 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:14,000 He's 26. Now he moved to Chicago. I thought I told you that his girlfriend lives in Chicago. 228 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:18,640 He moved out there like a year and I want to say it's going to be two years. I think 229 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:23,960 it'll be two years or maybe two years. No. I think it'll be two years in August. What 230 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:30,120 is he married engaged. No. They're just living together. Boyfriend girlfriend. Good. Good. 231 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:38,360 Yeah. Whoa. That's that's where does the time go. Geez. I know. And I'm turned 32 last 232 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:42,760 week. Last Friday. Not this past Friday but last Friday. We finally did Chili's yesterday. 233 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:47,320 Oh. And every time we fucking go to Chili's I always order the same thing. It's the fajita 234 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:52,440 trio. Right. And she ordered whatever the fuck she ordered. She normally ordered something 235 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:56,120 different. And why do I always look at the fucking menu like it's changed. And I'm just 236 00:25:56,120 --> 00:26:01,040 like yeah I'm just going to get the trio. I don't know why fucking look at it every fucking 237 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:11,040 time. It hasn't changed. Yeah. They have other foods but I was just like yeah I'm getting 238 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:18,600 the trio. I always get the ribs. Yeah. My daughter wanted to get the ribs and I'm like 239 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:21,840 she's like did you ever get the ribs. I'm like I got them once and they were messy and 240 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:26,040 I had fucking shit between my teeth and I'm like never again. And I'm like if I eat ribs 241 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:34,200 it has to be at home. I can't do that in public. I can't return to me. I motherfucking carry 242 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:41,240 dental floss in my purse at all times. Oh that's smart. Well yeah I guess. Just like 243 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:46,560 the shit out of my teeth. Right. I was just like oh this is never never again lesson learned. 244 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:57,040 Yeah. Well I'm glad she had a decent birthday. Did she go in parlay. She went to Coachella 245 00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:01,560 last weekend. I thought she was no longer doing it. Yeah she wasn't but she's like my 246 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:05,640 only stipulation was no doubt no Dutch. I she only went one day. She didn't go for the 247 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:11,200 entire weekend. So she went on Saturday night which was the night no doubt was there. How 248 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:15,680 did that. She said it was good. Yeah you know what. Dev Tones was there and I'm like Dev 249 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:20,920 Tones is all over the place now they're they're going to have a new album. So I'm like oh I 250 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:25,640 fucking love Dev Tones. Yeah but they're back. Like yeah they were on Coachella. They did 251 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:32,600 like an early set like 645 p.m. but still the fact that they were there. Yeah. Wow. 252 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:36,200 That's what I said. And Chino Moreno lost some fucking weight because he was fat for 253 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:40,400 a little bit. I'm like I don't know if he did ozampa. He looks like he did that but 254 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:51,000 I'm like I don't give a fuck. We got the old Chino back. Shit. Nice. Huh. And did I send 255 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:58,080 you the meme that I from Instagram where it said I think it was I would call it a meme 256 00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:03,840 that the girl went into it was just a it was writing it. So the girl went into I guess 257 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:11,960 she picked up or she went on a date from Tumblr. He she gets in his car and she and he says 258 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:18,360 you can play any of my playlists. So one of the playlists is called sexy time and so 259 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:22,400 sexy time and she's like yeah it was nine hours of Dev Tone music. She's like we're 260 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:27,000 going she's like we're going out again tomorrow night. I'm like that's my bitch. 261 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:34,400 She must be all like us because no younger people like the Dev Tones. Yeah no they're 262 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:43,720 like the Dev what. Right exactly like what you're talking about. Yeah. Oh my gosh that's 263 00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:50,440 a big thing. Every time I ask anybody just anybody just if I if you are going to be my 264 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:56,880 friend a partner or just like what can I be like who's your favorite I didn't know. I 265 00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:02,840 didn't know because if you just say you know I don't know they like Sir Mix a lot or some 266 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:08,360 shit we just like oh shit like right. We're all over the place right but like I've never 267 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:13,480 I was telling my coworker when I used to work in a Zeeza and she's 24. She was 24 and she 268 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:18,320 fucking loved the Dev Tones. I'm like I told her I'm like I have never known a person that 269 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:25,520 says that they love the Dev Tones to have ill intent or be a bad person so. So welcome 270 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:34,560 to the club. So I'm like I induct you into the hall of I love you. Just wait if you ever 271 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:40,360 need a jump start you can call me. I'll probably go out of my way to help you out. There you 272 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:54,360 go. Just because you said you love the Dev Tones. Yes. We're so shitty. Yeah we're so loving. 273 00:29:54,360 --> 00:30:05,720 We got to stay true to our people. Our little sheeples. So what did you do last night? So 274 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:13,640 you were out partying. I was having good times. Last night I was just home. Oh I thought you 275 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:18,720 went out the way you were talking. Oh maybe out to sleep. Like I got knocked out. Like 276 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:31,240 I'm out. Going to bed. I lids shut. Got it. Okay. Yeah no I didn't go out. Oh shit. I 277 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:39,440 hate people and I don't really want to drive. There you go. Just stay home. Just stay home. 278 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:44,200 It's like I'm such a fun fucking person to be around. Just swear. Part of it doesn't 279 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:50,280 start until Pomona pull it's enters the room. There you go. Of course. Let me illuminate 280 00:30:50,280 --> 00:31:00,720 this light. Walk into this potty. Okay. Hello. Yeah I'm too old for that shit. I don't know. 281 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:05,120 I'm like you can pick me up. No I don't even ask people to pick me up. You want to go out 282 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:10,080 and like Uber. If I go anywhere yeah it's either I'll Uber or drive my goddamn self. 283 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:16,480 So that way I can leave when I want to fucking leave. Shit this week I think it was Thursday 284 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:20,720 because me and my daughter both work from home and my mom she had a dentist appointment 285 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:24,680 and she's like oh I'm going to leave at 10 so I'm like okay. And I didn't realize I thought 286 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:28,360 my brother was going to take her just the way she said it but she's like I'm like what 287 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:31,880 are you doing. She's like I'm having Uber pick me up. I'm like oh my gosh she actually 288 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:35,920 knows how to order an Uber. Like what the fuck is going on. She Ubered back because 289 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:39,600 I'm like we were both on calls me and my daughter were doing our thing so otherwise we would 290 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:45,080 have taken her. But I was just like okay well I'm like keep I sent a prayer but I'm like 291 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:52,440 please keep my mom safe. Pitch is 82. You check your Uber account and it's like charged 292 00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:57,920 to yours. I don't know what happened. I'm assuming she ordered it on her phone. I didn't ask 293 00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:03,840 my daughter if she ordered it. So I don't know but shit that's amazing. Yeah that's 294 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:10,120 what I said. I'm just like okay mom. Get down with yourself. I think she's 82. Is my mom 295 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:18,200 82 or 84. I don't even what how old am I. I'm 50. Oh she's 82. Wow. Yeah impressive. 296 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:24,200 Yeah right impressive. Impressive. I don't think I would be able to order an Uber. You 297 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:29,680 know what I think if I even live to be 82. I don't have this conversation. I'm gonna 298 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:33,920 be done by 80 like just call it a day. Yeah my mind will be gone. I'm pretty sure I'm 299 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:37,640 gonna be one of those with Alzheimer's and shit. But you're gonna be rocking them hoops 300 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:50,680 your son gave you. Yeah I sure will with some saggy ass ear lobes. I love you. Shit. I 301 00:32:50,680 --> 00:33:01,680 don't know. I still be wearing fucking hoodies. That's right bitch. I'm cold. The way to do 302 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:09,680 it. Yeah. Oh shit. So I saw a commercial when I was at the gym this morning about Kellogg's 303 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:14,400 corn flakes and I'm like they still fucking make this shit. And I'm like is there even 304 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:19,400 corn and corn flakes because you know everything's fucking whatever you want to call it now. 305 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:23,280 Yeah. Whatever. I had to actually look it up. The first ingredient is mold corn. I'm 306 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:30,280 like okay well at least we got that. Whoa. How is this like that shocking. Like with 307 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:37,200 that rooster. Yeah it was with the rooster. I'm like wow people still eat this shit. Okay. 308 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:45,440 But like you said the second ingredient was sugar. Must add sugar. Kids don't need it. 309 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:50,280 Right. And corn flakes are fucking boring as fuck. You still need to add like a shit 310 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:56,000 ton of sugar to it. Yeah or like banana or like some fruit or some shit. I don't know. 311 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,560 Just throw it down the drain. It's fucking nasty. I know. Well you know what it makes 312 00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:05,080 good chicken like fried chicken. Oh yeah the coating or whatever. Yeah that's the only 313 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:08,840 my mom. My mom used to do shake and bake all the time and I fucking love that shit. I love 314 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:15,840 shaking bake too. I wonder if they still they probably still they do. I have some in my pantry. 315 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:21,400 Okay. Nice. Shake and bake Ricky Bobby. Yes. I remember they used to have like the spicy 316 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:26,280 one. That's the one I liked. You know I like the barbecue one. Have you tried that one. 317 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:31,560 No I've never had that one. It's pretty good. Okay good to know. You know what's another 318 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:35,120 thing that I used to do when I was in my keto phase or if I need to lose weight I would 319 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:40,240 like crunch up or I guess crunch up break up. I don't know like the hot and spicy teacher 320 00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:47,160 on is and use that for coding. Really. Yeah but it would like it wouldn't it would stick 321 00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:52,240 to the chicken but it would be like it wouldn't stay crunchy like the way shaken bake does 322 00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:56,600 that make sense. Yeah. I guess if you mix it with any liquid or whatever it would just 323 00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:06,680 like whatever. So yeah stay stay with taken steak and bake. I like to get big. I did 324 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:14,760 try there was like a ranch one. Was that good. No. Well no I didn't I didn't like I didn't 325 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:19,240 care for it. Okay. I was like the way you said it I'm like it doesn't sound good. Yeah 326 00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:25,640 I just ruined I just ruined like the chicken. Yeah ruin my chicken. Well actually I left 327 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:30,800 the skin on the chicken so I just try to peel off the skin with the shake and bake shake 328 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:36,160 and bake. Got it. I like shaking bake. Yes. I don't have to pick that up the next time 329 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:41,200 I go to the grocery store because I have I totally forgot about that until now. Yeah 330 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:48,760 I won't even when it comes to ranch I don't really eat ranch too much but if I do make 331 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:53,960 sometimes I'll do chicken salad I'll get chicken breast grill that up and put all kinds 332 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:59,720 of shit in the salad and then I'll do ranch and I won't use hidden I can't do hidden 333 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:06,600 valley or God knows I always have a yeah no packet. I get the oh I'm thinking salad dressing 334 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:11,160 but the packets oh I've never done the packets that way I've never actually done like I guess 335 00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:17,480 ranch chicken like that. I've never done ranch chicken. Yeah I'm not talking about the chicken 336 00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:21,800 I'm just saying the ranch dressing I'll do the dressing. Oh yeah it's like one cup of 337 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:28,120 beer so it's good it tastes better that way. Fuck yes it is so good if you've ever been 338 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:33,960 to like red Robin and you're like the best ranch ever it's like that it's freaking delicious. 339 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,880 I might have to try that because I know I just by the I like the ranch dressings that are 340 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:43,480 refrigerated in the refrigerated section those are always legit and they're not full full 341 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:47,520 of fake shit I guess like hidden valley ranch because it's ranch dressing and shouldn't 342 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:52,720 be on the on the counter I know it's all in the refrigerator section hello it's all room 343 00:36:52,720 --> 00:37:00,080 temperature yeah no that's not real yeah what the fuck's in that the fucking mayo but me 344 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:10,640 fucking spoiled right oh no yeah I get like a mason jar and I'll mix up the it calls for 345 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:14,960 a couple of what ingredients do you have to put in that besides the packet it's the packet 346 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:22,560 mayo and milk oh okay that sounds like it would be real I'm gonna have to try that then 347 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:26,560 and I'm not even a ranch person but that sounds really good because with the milk and everything 348 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:33,840 okay I'll try that yep it's delicious it's delicious I don't know like I yeah I'm not 349 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:40,400 a big ranch person either but same if I had to have ranch it's gonna be that way that way yeah 350 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:51,040 yep oh god well I just stood up inside my body aches oh my gosh I'm getting old are you in your room 351 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:57,440 yeah okay I said you're in bed I was like are you downstairs or are you now usually when I record 352 00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:10,320 him just like uh I alert my children I'm gonna be recording don't not a little bit yeah there you go no 353 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:18,240 interruptions please I know I asked you this already and I forgot I'm sorry your son's gonna be a 354 00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:27,120 freshman this year or in September yep oh shit he's almost gonna be gone I know you go son 355 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:36,240 I know I'm so excited I'm it's like that you know happy it's the I don't know I think I'm out 356 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:41,600 do the eighth graders I guess have graduation then like they do down here do they have graduation 357 00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:47,840 up there I assume uh they do but it's super small it's just kind of like in the gym and 358 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:56,640 get their little certificate and okay that's it cool yeah look how's his karate going good 359 00:38:56,640 --> 00:39:03,440 real good he's doing very well um he has I was gonna ask if he advanced I don't know how long it 360 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:10,560 takes to get to the next belt or whatever um usually it's three months and okay so now he's blue belt 361 00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:17,360 but when I asked him what's the next rank or the next color whatever he said that um he has to get 362 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:26,240 a few stripes before he goes so yeah okay yeah I don't really know it's it's different than the karate 363 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:33,200 belts because it's like jiu-jitsu mixed martial arts types oh okay I thought he was doing karate 364 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:40,080 okay well it's like karate jiu-jitsu and I'm it's like a mixed martial it's like three different 365 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:45,920 techniques or styles in one so it's like a mixed martial art I don't know how long has he been 366 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:57,760 doing it for oh shit probably like um going on two years okay yeah yeah he and any and he suddenly 367 00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:04,000 always tries to give me hints that you know you work a lot and I know you're tired I don't have 368 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:09,120 like I know he doesn't right I know yeah well at least you make him at least at least he still does 369 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:16,720 it because I would have been like I would have found some way to not go well I gave him an option 370 00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:22,960 I said if you're not gonna go if you don't want to do karate or this mixed martial art stuff like 371 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:31,600 give me another extra curricular activity that you would like to do because I just can't have him 372 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:36,160 that's what you're so good at that no but no pairs do that anymore 373 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:43,840 yeah I know so I did you do that with um your daughter yes yes what was her extra 374 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:48,880 curricular activity so at first I put her uh she was um playing the flute 375 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:55,920 okay for a while and she was good at it she enjoyed it man she maybe oh shit maybe not 376 00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:03,680 like six months but I tried to make the experience for her she was she was the one that brought it 377 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:12,320 up to me uh and she's a letty so I bought a left-handed flute I I made it I got it purple I engraved 378 00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:22,640 her name on it just try to how old was she uh eight okay eight I think yeah so she went about 379 00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:27,200 maybe six months and nah not for me I was like what about this 600 fucking dollar flute 380 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:34,480 oh I got something I could I can't even tell it it has your name engraved right 381 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,720 I was like fuck it I'll learn how to play the flute left-handed 382 00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:50,560 on the corner of Kingsley yeah I'm fucking make some extra cash there you go but she yeah so she 383 00:41:50,560 --> 00:42:00,480 did the flute for a little bit and then um well she did uh tracked she did tracks for a little bit 384 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:05,440 and then she she that wasn't she yeah she didn't really care for it then she was in choir 385 00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:12,000 oh I can see her excelling in that yeah I know she was like like yeah like yeah and then she just 386 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:17,520 decided to do more of the theater she went into theater because I was always trying to get her 387 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:24,480 to do sports but thank god bless her soul because I hate doing the whole I need new cleats or 388 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:30,880 oh yeah and sports gear and everything yeah and then it's my week to bring the snacks and 389 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:39,680 right I'm so damn tired like I don't uh it was like she's never gonna no either neither of my 390 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:47,920 children would ever advance because I don't make them practice like just practice after school go 391 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:54,560 to the games and I don't do it yeah I don't continue to push them to practice to be the best because 392 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:59,760 I work if they wanted to well if they wanted to or if they wanted I guess more of it they would 393 00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:04,800 have done it on their own anyway so right and the fact that you had him doing something is good 394 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:13,920 yeah yeah so with her theater yeah she did that so she found something that was an after 395 00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:17,600 school something like an extracurricular activity something she wanted to do and she 396 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:25,680 dived into it and I never bothered her to get out of the house or do something and yeah 397 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:35,120 yeah so my son is more of like I guess let's go karate but he's doing well so yeah that's good 398 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:43,040 he doesn't like it I think he's just doing it to like pacify me and not like bark at him 399 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:52,800 I had M try um when she was probably in first grade I had her try karate for like a class like 400 00:43:52,800 --> 00:44:00,000 was the free trial period and she's like not for me I'm like okay fine um and then it was it was 401 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:05,520 called cheerleading but it wasn't cheer but um so she would be like in her cheer a cheer uniform 402 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:10,320 but she did all the parades locally does that make sense like they would do all the marching and 403 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:15,600 all that I guess what their pom poms yeah yeah I don't know what it's called but I called it cheer 404 00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:19,200 even though it wasn't cheer but she did that for at least five years four or five years 405 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:29,360 that was about it so no instruments no she did tennis um in her in high school that was about it 406 00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:35,440 was she good I guess I never went to any of her fucking matches she come on with that 407 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:42,000 trophy or or or participation trophies she got a part I guess she got the most improved one for 408 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:46,560 her senior year whatever the second or third year that she played because I guess um she wasn't 409 00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:52,160 I don't know is it called first I don't even know if it's called first string for um I'm talking 410 00:44:52,160 --> 00:45:00,560 football terms I don't know it's first string for um whatever I don't think she was first string but 411 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:07,920 maybe by the end she was I guess I don't know I'm not really involved obviously you can tell 412 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:14,400 that's why I only have one kid and I got my tubes tied never again there you go there you go 413 00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:24,400 so try yeah that's insane well that's good show that's cool like I don't know my kids like 414 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:31,840 does you know how to ride a bike yes okay how old was she when you taught her or when she you know 415 00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:41,040 what I don't even know I didn't teach her huh I don't know she had like my brother got her um a bike 416 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:47,280 and obviously with the training wheels I want to say that she was probably like 417 00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:55,840 spyre six I don't know she was young what about your kids um yeah they ride bikes I but I taught 418 00:45:55,840 --> 00:46:02,480 them both and I remember teaching them both in a parking lot yeah I don't remember teaching her 419 00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:05,680 but I mean she had the training wheels on and obviously she knows how to ride a bike so 420 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:12,560 oh cool I don't know I guess pat on the back to the training wheels not me she was riding her 421 00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:17,760 little bike and then all of a sudden one training wheel fell off and she just kept going total 422 00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:27,120 fucking Adam Sambler movie I've seen some kids riding their bikes with training wheels and the 423 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:32,480 training wheels are not even touching the fucking floor the ground right they're just going to fight 424 00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:40,480 man safety support I guess or whatever you want to call it your parents must be fucking like drunk 425 00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:46,000 at home or some shit because like get those motherfucking training wheels off you don't even need them 426 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:52,960 oh good it's a safety net for them yeah security blanket yeah because back then I guess they 427 00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:59,920 have to wear helmets right so like I fucking refuse to wear a helmet when I ride a bike 428 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:06,800 I'm not going yeah I don't either is it the right to there um I want to say it probably is for the 429 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:15,200 kids or at least back in the day but I don't know about now freaking adults so um speaking of banning 430 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:21,440 shit I was on Twitter right before I logged on and I guess um Joe Biden is I don't know if he did 431 00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:29,280 or he's about to ban menthol cigarettes and the fucking tweets are so hilarious from one of both 432 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:36,240 what the first one said oh so I guess he's cast I'm not castrating he's out casting or he's blocking 433 00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:41,920 all the black voters from voting for him I'm like nobody's gonna vote for him period who the fuckers 434 00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:53,920 like got two feet in the grave already just die shit I will send you the tweet yes because he's in 435 00:47:53,920 --> 00:48:02,880 uh obviously it's not him but he's got cornrows and he's got um Newport news um you know the 436 00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:08,640 you know what the brand looks like or the box looks like yes this this guy or whatever the 437 00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:15,200 photoshop the guy has the jogger suit of the menthol or the Newport news oh my god it's 438 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:22,320 fucking great oh my gosh Newport's are still around that's crazy that's what I said I'm like 439 00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:31,120 people still smoke fucking menthols yeah like cool's and Newport's send a tweet right now I'm 440 00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:35,840 gonna send a tweet yeah it's just ridiculous I'm just like this is fucking party town 441 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:43,440 shit there it comes let's see 442 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:53,840 and um for the listeners I will put the if I remember I'm gonna remember I will put the tweet 443 00:48:53,840 --> 00:49:00,480 link into the show notes just because it's straight ridiculous I want that get up right 444 00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:11,440 stand in front of a liquor store no loitering I'm not 445 00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:26,160 crazy oh shit all right pomeon of all I think we should call today we're rounding up on an hour 446 00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:31,360 pretty soon oh right I can't believe we actually pulled that one off okay okay I know right 447 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:41,360 oh shit all right well do you have any parting words I do not I just hey everybody just hang on 448 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:49,120 it's May's coming up sync OJ my oh and may the fourth be with you that may oh sync up to my 449 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:57,680 house next weekend right yeah yeah fuck well okay and um yeah I guess I'm gonna probably pour some 450 00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:02,480 vodka here I'm gonna have vodka all week so maybe I'll just have some vodka and I guess if you 451 00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:07,280 guys are gonna drink tonight watch some basketball and drink up I don't know yeah have a good week 452 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:20,480 yes all right we are all right please