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All right, are you happy or sad?

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Which way? Oh, I guess.

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Oh, you're happy and you are?

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Come on, a bullet.

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I guess I'm happy.

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Oh, I'm always happy, bitch.

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I am Baroque Medusa.

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This is Top Shelf Hi-Jinks and we clink clinkin', bitches.

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Good day or good afternoon, Bestie.

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Good afternoon, Bestie.

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Happy Sunday.

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It's nice today.

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How about over there?

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You know what?

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The sun is kind of peeking out through the clouds here and there.

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Yay!

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Time to get a bikini on and go get some sun rays.

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That's right. I did that earlier.

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That's why I'm like, you want to record later

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so I can get my tan on?

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But I'm sure the skies are all blue and the sun is out.

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Yeah, yesterday it took forever for the sun to come out, excuse me.

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But it finally did like in the late afternoon.

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So there is that.

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Hang on, we over here, it's you think they just fool you.

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The weather falls you here.

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It's like, hey, guess what's going to be a whopping high of 72 today.

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Yay!

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And then the next day it's fucking raining.

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That's how it was like a couple of weeks ago here.

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It was weird, but whatever.

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I don't know.

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We'll see what this week comes with the weather, I guess.

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Seriously, I just need some damn sun.

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I just need to move.

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I can't stand this day. I need sun.

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I need sun.

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Have you been in your hot tub?

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Actually, today was going to be the day where I was going to do

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my little whole purge where I empty it completely out and clean it

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and pressure wash around it and all that stuff.

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But have I lifted a finger?

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No.

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Oh, question then.

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So do you have a pull guy come to check the pH balance and do all that stuff

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that pull people do or you do that on your own probably?

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No, Medusa, I do it on my own.

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Oh, well, I'd like to give Matt thanks to YouTube videos.

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Well, there you go. Good.

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I was wondering, I never thought to ask you that.

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Yeah, I have a bunch of those pH strips and

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probably once at least once a week, especially in the winter, when I'm not

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necessarily using it as often, I'll put the little strip in there and then

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you just wait till the little colors line up and you see if it needs more

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more bromine or shock or.

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So it's easy to, I guess, maintain?

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Pretty much.

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Like once you get the hang of what it needs and all the chemicals and

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OK, all that stuff, it's a man's job.

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No, it's just.

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Yeah, it's pretty easy once you get the hang of it.

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And you know, like, logistics of what it needs.

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Well, and I'm sure it's easier to handle than fucking an actual pool.

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Yeah, for sure. Yeah, there would be no way.

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I tried to have a few.

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Pool guys, I guess you could say.

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Come on, like.

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Do that. But yeah, they're like, this is so easy.

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Why you don't need to pay us 50 bucks a week to come out?

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Well, at least they, I guess, hooked you up.

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Yeah, like, OK, thank you.

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So but I can't wait to get in that because, honestly, I was thinking to myself

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that I am late, late, late to the summer party of 2024.

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I have not tried to work out or tone up or anything in the months to prepare

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for swimsuit weather.

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Oh, OK.

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And usually I do that every year.

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I'm just kind of thinking, especially like after the holidays, when you just grub

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and eat and your diet is doesn't exist.

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I usually think to myself, OK, now it's time to start the regimen, start

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picking up the pace.

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Get that.

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Welcome.

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I thought you worked out every day or whatever.

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I do. But it's not to the.

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I think it's just to like stay alive.

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Like, you know, when they say you just got to keep moving to keep moving.

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Yeah. It's one of those things I just make sure that.

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Yeah, I could run from a dog if I was checking my mail.

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And it's chasing me or something.

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Like, at least let me get a block or two.

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But got it.

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Yeah, I'm not.

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I kind of fell out of that whole.

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Well, yeah, I kind of fell into a rut mentally and I just kind of gave up.

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But it does help you when you work out, you get the door is going and,

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you know, you just focus.

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So so the other day, I'm just like, I'm going to at least I can start

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with the yoga again, because I'm a big yogi.

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I I like I'm not good.

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I can't stand on my head and do all that shit.

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I still have a yoga block and.

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Everything, but I was just doing the basic yoga poses and I realized

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that my core and my center gravity is completely to shit.

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I don't know.

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It's just horrible.

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I can't even just do like the warrior pose for a minute.

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You don't really.

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Yeah, I don't do yoga.

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You know, I do weights.

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See, well, I don't know.

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I'm not coordinated like that.

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I'm like, give me a dumbbell.

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Give me a Olympic bar and let's go.

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Yeah, I wasn't big in the yoga either.

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But I realized that when I don't even bust a sweat and I'm doing

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like the most beginner type stances, it still feels like I got hit

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by a bus the next day.

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I'm just like, what the fuck did I do?

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It'll get better if you stay consistent with it.

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Yeah, you know what I'm going to do?

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I'm just going to make an appointment to this yoga club.

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It's commercial that I keep seeing and it's Sonabello.

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Or, yeah, you see these girls and it's like,

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my tummy kind of looks like that.

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And one visit.

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What's Sonabello?

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Over here, I guess it's something where they like they freeze.

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Like you're you're.

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I don't want to say I guess that if that's the proper.

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It's do that.

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Well, if you start eating right and you don't even have to work out,

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everybody thinks they need to lose weight.

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They just if you start eating right, then you won't you'll drop the weight.

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Well, I just think I just have I'm like a skinny fat.

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I just have that like I just need a tone up and it's just that.

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And yoga is not going to do that for you.

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I know I got yoga will help, but you need to start lifting weights.

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And it's like, what am I supposed to do? Sit ups.

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I think this my muscles are like damage or something from children or something.

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I don't know.

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It's just that like that little tire just right there.

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It's like my my belly button.

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It's fast.

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It's fat. It's not muscle.

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It's fat. So you just got to melt that shit.

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Are you eating protein? I know you're not.

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Um, I eat mush in the morning that the overnight oats.

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Oh, God, fuck that shit.

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Start eating eggs and or at least a protein bar or protein shake.

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You need protein. OK, I do have protein bars.

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OK, well, start there because I know you're busy in the morning.

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Otherwise, I'd tell you to like make your breakfast in the morning.

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But I know you're trying to get out the door with going to work

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and taking your son to school. So yeah, it's just so horrible.

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I just need to get into a routine again.

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I just kind of threw my routine out the door.

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So just get back into it.

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It'll be all good.

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There you go. Yeah. So.

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I don't know.

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And then I was also thinking to myself,

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um, so I have a couple of friends that keep hitting me up about

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tattoo work and OK, I kind of just threw it or pushed them to the side.

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No, I'm not going to do all that.

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I don't do that shit no more. I I don't.

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And I got into this little mode

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of probably about two weeks ago where I decided to entertain the idea of what if.

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What if I just kind of did it?

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It's something that I enjoy. It's art. Right.

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And I just have to, you know, take the steps again.

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What the hell do I need? What's expired?

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All my shit is just in a tote.

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And, yeah, you know, that ink isn't good anymore and stuff like I haven't even

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looked at it.

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So did you check out what you need to do?

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I guess to get, I guess, certified?

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I'm assuming it's a certification you need, right?

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Oh, yeah. Maybe. Yeah, for sure.

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It's just like a food handler's license.

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You can't flip a burger or do anything unless you're got it.

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So yeah, I've looked into that, but I was almost thinking like,

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I only have like a couple of people and I already know

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the ins and outs and how to be.

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But would it be legal to do it in my garage?

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No, but it's just two people.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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So I call that like just backyard, you know, tattoos, even though it's not right.

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But OK, we'll have a question when you're done.

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Go ahead. OK, so how do you?

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This is a dumb question.

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Like when like say you're a brand new tattoo artist,

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how do you practice tattooing on?

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You can't practice tattooing on somebody.

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So do you practice tattooing on something else or?

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Yeah, so well, when I many moons ago, when I started,

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yeah, of course, you're just like live flash and you just you're a kid.

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You have. Right. You can do that.

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But for the most part, what we would do was there's like pigs feet.

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You know, those pigs feet in the. Oh, in the jar.

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Yeah. OK.

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Pickle pigs feet. You could. Yeah.

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You could use that or the ears.

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You just let them kind of not dry out.

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But but at least you're not ruining somebody for life.

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So you're just OK.

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You kind of do it on that.

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We used to practice on things like fruit.

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OK. Different things like that.

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But I do know that as I got more like not professionally, professionally,

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but I guess professionally would be the word into it.

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Into it.

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You could there's this like fake skin and.

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Yeah, so you can just practice.

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But that works if but do it's called fake skin or what they call.

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Yeah. Yeah. It's it's.

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And it comes like I think you could even buy them on Amazon.

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It's just this synthetic plastic.

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It's kind of resembles the dermis of the skin and like.

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Yeah, you could practice on that.

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But the caveat with that is if you just make it flat and it's like you're just

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drawing on your body isn't flat like muscles not right.

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So it's very flexible and you can wrap it around an object or put.

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And practice. Yeah.

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Oh, that is so cool. Yeah.

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OK, I never thought I never thought about this until he's brought it up right now.

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So I was always wondering, I guess, but didn't know who to ask, I guess.

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Yeah, when starts. Yeah, that is so cool.

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Yeah, it's pretty cool.

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It is actually really cool.

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It's really cool.

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So what are they wanting you to what were the your friends thinking about

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getting inked on them?

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Well, I had just two and they've been bothering me for a minute.

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But I was just like, I'm not and I'm not going to entertain that unless

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because I'm not trying to just get like, oh, I'm certified hang my license

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and right be able to just go into a tattoo shop.

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And read a book.

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I don't have a talent teller.

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I haven't.

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I mean, it's been fucking years since I've did anything.

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So you should think about it.

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You you you you you could have your own show because I can't stand Kat Von D.

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I would totally watch you because you are so entertaining on this podcast.

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You'd be better like in person on a reality show tattooing people.

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I know that would be awesome.

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You could be my assistant.

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I could do the recording or whatever.

251
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I'll just record you.

252
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Yeah, I was just.

253
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Yeah.

254
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So one of my friends was just.

255
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Long time family member is.

256
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Uh huh.

257
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Passed away and I know.

258
00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,080
Oh yeah.

259
00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,040
It's 13 years.

260
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I know I love dogs and dogs do become a part of your family or pets in general.

261
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So I wanted the dog's paw print because there's a lot of pain and yeah,

262
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just the name of the dog on the forearm.

263
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And yeah, so.

264
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He sent me the the print and just so I can draw it up through whatever.

265
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And hopefully do that.

266
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And then another.

267
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I don't want to say client or another person that I'm going to be.

268
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Another person that I know that is requesting work is she.

269
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I don't like this one, but it comes.

270
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It comes with the gig.

271
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Right.

272
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He wants a hummingbird, but on the top of her foot.

273
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How and.

274
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Okay.

275
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Hi.

276
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That's doable.

277
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I'm assuming what?

278
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Two by two inch three.

279
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Like how big of a hummingbird?

280
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Like I don't know.

281
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It can't be that big.

282
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Right.

283
00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:57,480
Yeah, she's got like fucking size 20 or 15 feet.

284
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Like she's an NBA player.

285
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Yeah.

286
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It's like, but do you want to cover them the whole top of your fucking foot?

287
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Because that's one is going to hurt.

288
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:07,480
And yeah, people just kind of don't understand.

289
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And.

290
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And she's like, just work your magic.

291
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I just want to have him.

292
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Well, listen, it doesn't really work that way either.

293
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Right.

294
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Because it really does.

295
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Yeah.

296
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:23,480
What if I fucking draw a hummingbird on like a flower?

297
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Like, is it in flight mode?

298
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Do you want one just like, I don't know.

299
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,480
It's just, there's so many other things.

300
00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:32,480
I have to get a little bit more from you.

301
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:38,480
I just, and I'm not going to waste my time doing a plethora of what ifs or how

302
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:39,480
about this?

303
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,480
Just draw one and that's it.

304
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,480
Exactly.

305
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:45,480
And then you can just tell me, Oh, I don't, what if she doesn't want a flower?

306
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:48,480
You want to flower on the top of your fucking foot or.

307
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:53,480
I don't know.

308
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:56,480
I'm trying to get a little frustrated because, you know,

309
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I do, I'm trying to work on my whole.

310
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We'll start, I guess with the dog or the dog.

311
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I'm sorry.

312
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:07,480
The paw print with the, the pup's name that I guess would be easier.

313
00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,480
Yeah.

314
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Yeah.

315
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And that one I already coded.

316
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,480
And I was like, totally.

317
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And you just want black ink.

318
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Right.

319
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,480
And I was like, I'm going to have to do this.

320
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I'm going to do this.

321
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,480
I'm going to get a new machine.

322
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,480
I'm going to get a new machine.

323
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,480
Amazing.

324
00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:26,480
Great.

325
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,480
Let's, we can totally do this.

326
00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:30,480
So I do realize that I needed a new machine.

327
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And I go online and I'm looking.

328
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,480
Let's see where, what, what, what's out there.

329
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:36,480
I need to buy one.

330
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:37,480
I need to get one shipped.

331
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:41,480
I already have the autoclave, the ultrasonic cleaners,

332
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,480
all that stuff for.

333
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:46,480
I don't have to put any needles in the machine.

334
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,480
I'll just toss them and I don't.

335
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Like always just be whatever,

336
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:53,480
but it's just the fact of sterilizing the whole machine and all that.

337
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,480
Yeah.

338
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Whatever.

339
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So I'm thinking if I'm looking, there's so many.

340
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I've been out of the game and not even.

341
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:06,480
Up to date with the whole tattoo art world.

342
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:11,480
There's just so many of these, like rotary tattoo machine guns.

343
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:12,480
I don't know.

344
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:13,480
I don't know.

345
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:17,480
I'm assuming that's for the makeup.

346
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,480
Oh, I didn't even think about that.

347
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,480
Yeah.

348
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,480
For like eyebrows, cause microblading and all that.

349
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,480
Yeah.

350
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:24,480
I think it's called microblading.

351
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:25,480
Yeah.

352
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I would assume.

353
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:32,480
And I don't know any tattoo artists that uses a rotary tattoo

354
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,480
machine gun for.

355
00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:35,480
I don't know.

356
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:39,480
So I'm thinking it's more for like the lip liner, the eyeliner,

357
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:40,480
the.

358
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,480
The lip liner, the lip liner.

359
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:42,480
The lip liner.

360
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The lip liner.

361
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,480
I don't know.

362
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:45,480
I don't know.

363
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,480
I don't know.

364
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:49,480
No, but yeah, there is a fucking shitload of those.

365
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,480
You should maybe, well, I don't know.

366
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:54,480
You know how down here at the Pomona Fairplex, like every other.

367
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Or not every.

368
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,480
Well, maybe every six months or every once a year,

369
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,480
they have like the tattoo expo.

370
00:16:58,480 --> 00:16:59,480
Oh yeah.

371
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:01,480
I'm sure they have that maybe in Portland.

372
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,480
Oh, they do.

373
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,480
They have it here.

374
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,480
But it's not as.

375
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:05,480
Great.

376
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,480
It's more of just.

377
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,480
You can get a tattoo.

378
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,480
They're not selling stuff.

379
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:11,480
I guess.

380
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,480
Yeah.

381
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:13,480
Exactly.

382
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:14,480
And all that.

383
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,480
Oh, okay.

384
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:16,480
Yeah.

385
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:17,480
I know LA.

386
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,480
Fairgrounds and stuff was my spot.

387
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:21,480
Yeah.

388
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,480
So it's insane.

389
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:26,480
And I'm thinking, I'm like, hell no, am I,

390
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,480
am I really old school?

391
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,480
Well, I don't care.

392
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,480
Cause I use the pedal.

393
00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,480
I'm going to call you sailor Pomona.

394
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,480
Yeah.

395
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:33,480
You know what?

396
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,480
I'm old school.

397
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,480
I'm going to use the pedal.

398
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,480
I, I, I don't know any other way.

399
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:41,480
I don't, I've never used a rotary tattoo machine as,

400
00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:44,480
but it seems pretty cool, but I don't think.

401
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,480
Did you check it out on YouTube maybe just to see what it's about?

402
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:50,480
No, because I know once I really.

403
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:51,480
Go.

404
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:55,480
Put dip my toe into this idea of let's, let's begin.

405
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:56,480
Let's do this.

406
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:57,480
Then I'm going to go all out.

407
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,480
So I'm trying to just.

408
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:05,480
Wait it out. Cause I'll fall down that rabbit hole and it'll just,

409
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:08,480
I'll just be consumed of, okay, I'm going to do this.

410
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,480
And it's just going to take up every ounce of my free time.

411
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,480
Cause I'll just dedicate.

412
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:13,480
Like what's new.

413
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:14,480
Yeah.

414
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:15,480
Do that.

415
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,480
And then you'll be like the hottest thing and fucking suburb with

416
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:19,480
all the John Deere tractors.

417
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,480
You'll be like, come on a bullet.

418
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,480
Right.

419
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,480
That's me.

420
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,480
Yep.

421
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,480
I know how to do this.

422
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,480
I'm going to go to the,

423
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,480
I'm going to do this.

424
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,480
That's me.

425
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,480
Yep.

426
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,480
I know.

427
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:35,480
I, it could be, I know, but that's my little like, hmm,

428
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,480
I'm going to do it.

429
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,480
And you know, do it.

430
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:38,480
I say do it.

431
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:39,480
I did.

432
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:40,480
And I built a cart.

433
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,480
I was like, well, I'm probably going to do this.

434
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,480
I'm going to do.

435
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:44,480
Okay.

436
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:45,480
So you are doing this.

437
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:46,480
Yes.

438
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:50,480
Well, I just wanted to see how much of my funds would I really

439
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,480
need and how much do I want to go into it?

440
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:57,480
That's like a thousand.

441
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:58,480
That's a really big difference.

442
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,480
And I think even if I wanted to go,

443
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:04,480
which is balls out and get into it and just started up again,

444
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,480
like legitimately, whatever.

445
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,480
I still need all these items.

446
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,480
So whatever.

447
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:10,480
Okay.

448
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:11,480
And I'm kind of getting up there.

449
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,480
I'm like, Tom.

450
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:14,480
Sorry.

451
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:17,480
Almost up to like a thousand and that's just to do a couple of

452
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,480
tattoos.

453
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:19,480
In my garage.

454
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:20,480
So.

455
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,480
But I don't know.

456
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,880
It's not like it's a waste of money, right?

457
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:29,500
Right and really quick. I'm sorry if everybody's hearing a fucking car alarm

458
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:33,500
But I have my window open cuz it's fucking hot and I don't know whose car alarm is going off

459
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,940
But it's really fucking annoying, so I apologize

460
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:43,680
All right, we're vulnerable. Yeah, well at least it's not a homeboy who can't back up. Oh

461
00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:47,540
My god, he did that the other day, but at least it didn't take five minutes

462
00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:55,800
What is he driving a company vehicle? He's you know, he's driving one of those Amazon trucks like it's that those big vans

463
00:19:56,160 --> 00:20:01,400
It's like a camping van, but I'm can't back it into the fucking driveway for shit

464
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:09,860
Camping van. Yeah, it's well. It's not my neighbor and my neighbor has like a visitor that I guess is visiting

465
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:17,860
In a camping van. I'm just like pro can you just fucking go camp somewhere else? Oh?

466
00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:22,480
It's making of neighbors that the picture you sent me of the skeleton like really

467
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:24,680
Yeah

468
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:30,220
Okay, what was the last photo? I sent you it was I want to say was like three weeks ago

469
00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:36,220
And you put a caption on that. I don't remember what it was, but I was just like this guy needs to fucking stop

470
00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:43,080
Oh, I need to send you the most recent now if I sent that one about two three weeks ago

471
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:50,820
And I said oh spring is here or something. I think I think that's what you probably did. Okay. Yeah, it was just like a flower

472
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:57,380
They put like a flowery lay. Yes. That's what it was. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's worse now

473
00:20:57,380 --> 00:21:05,940
If you know he should have put a cross behind the skeleton when it was fucking you do it that would have been a fucking thorn crown

474
00:21:06,380 --> 00:21:09,500
That you know what I'd have been like, okay now you're cool. Yeah

475
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:15,180
I was like all those berry bushes that I keep telling you to fucking get rid of make a right crown see

476
00:21:16,180 --> 00:21:24,180
Yeah, yeah, oh my gosh. I'm like what but the next holiday is what Memorial Day. I want to say so yeah do it for Memorial Day

477
00:21:24,180 --> 00:21:26,180
Yeah, that was yeah

478
00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:28,660
That was yeah, I'm as well. Shit

479
00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:35,020
God bless the dead. I don't fucking know but what ever so I come home from

480
00:21:35,780 --> 00:21:37,620
picking up my son

481
00:21:37,620 --> 00:21:39,820
at karate and okay, I

482
00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:43,540
It's so weird that I never catch

483
00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:50,900
Them doing the decorations. It's just like right. It's like they do it just magically appear

484
00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:56,620
Yeah, they do it in like five minutes and then they like run inside or some weird shit. That's how I fit it feels

485
00:21:56,780 --> 00:21:58,780
But I come I come home

486
00:21:59,180 --> 00:22:06,820
This motherfucking skeleton not only did they have that stupid the flowers around this it's like an 18 foot plus skeleton

487
00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:09,260
right put

488
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:16,100
Like a when you're going what is it the floaty devices if you have like a little duck or something and it's a

489
00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:22,380
Inner tube in water, but it looks like a duck or a flask go like he put that around the skeleton. Yes

490
00:22:23,780 --> 00:22:29,380
Yes, okay. I need that picture. I know I'm going is it still like that? Yeah

491
00:22:31,060 --> 00:22:35,460
Fucking Christ. Yeah, and then they have that other little skeleton

492
00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:41,180
And that's the one that's just hanging and that one also has like water

493
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:43,220
gear

494
00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:50,900
Little ducky device around its waist. Oh my fucking God gosh. Yeah, wait hold up

495
00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:57,220
Let me see if I can take a picture while we record. Oh and they put a super soker gun in

496
00:22:58,180 --> 00:22:59,700
His hand

497
00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:04,900
I'm surprised that wasn't stolen. I'm fucking take that I know he has cameras, but there's got to be wait

498
00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:09,260
I'm surprised somebody hasn't figured out how to take that super soker, you know, I I

499
00:23:09,260 --> 00:23:17,500
Don't know I ended up seeing the girlfriend or whoever the the the lady of the house

500
00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:20,140
I thought he was gay

501
00:23:20,140 --> 00:23:23,500
No, I well, no, apparently not but

502
00:23:24,380 --> 00:23:29,260
Who knows or maybe it's the roommate. I don't know but I saw the gal and she

503
00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:31,900
was putting

504
00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:35,100
Like sprinkling little like petals fake

505
00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:41,260
I don't know around their stupid yard that looks like garbage and I asked her I said, oh, so this uh,

506
00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:44,620
This is a year round thing then, huh?

507
00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:51,020
Like I because I have been out here since you moved in yeah, and I don't know

508
00:23:51,020 --> 00:23:56,060
I mean, I still drive and I see a couple houses that they still have their Christmas lights on

509
00:23:56,060 --> 00:24:01,340
They don't turn them on but it's still on their house. Yeah, and I was just thinking, okay

510
00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:05,740
I guess, um, October is approaching us quickly. So you don't

511
00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:08,300
I

512
00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:10,300
I don't know

513
00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:13,340
I might as well just keep them up. Yeah, I'll just keep this guy up, right? Like

514
00:24:14,140 --> 00:24:16,140
Oh

515
00:24:16,140 --> 00:24:20,300
It's just so what'd she say? Oh, she's like, yeah, but they're very festive

516
00:24:21,340 --> 00:24:26,700
Okay, that's what festive and air quotes. Do you want to know what festive

517
00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:32,940
You know what festive? I can fist in your throat. Like there you go. I'm a throat

518
00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:38,300
You're like, but I'm a I'm a new person now. So I'm not gonna do it out loud. I'm just gonna do it in my head internally

519
00:24:38,380 --> 00:24:40,380
Yeah, you know it's festive

520
00:24:40,540 --> 00:24:44,700
Purple and black like your face. Oh my oh my god

521
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:47,500
After I'm done with you

522
00:24:48,140 --> 00:24:50,140
Swollen yeah

523
00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:52,780
That's pretty festive

524
00:24:52,780 --> 00:24:56,220
Is that bloat? No Pomona bullets knocked me the fuck out. Yeah

525
00:24:56,940 --> 00:24:58,940
sugar plum

526
00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:03,980
There you go. Okay. She took a plum. I'm color. That's her. You know what? That's her new. That's her new nickname

527
00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:07,180
I don't even know her name. I'm gonna call her sugar plum next time I see her

528
00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:09,260
my god damn

529
00:25:09,260 --> 00:25:11,980
Fucking card alarm outside is driving me nuts

530
00:25:14,540 --> 00:25:20,620
Hey, okay. Oh, so I know I didn't have tooth. I didn't have much for today, but I have two things that I need to ask you

531
00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:25,580
Um, they're not the get to know my bestie. I don't actually I don't have anything for that today

532
00:25:25,980 --> 00:25:27,980
Well, that's good. That means we know each other

533
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:38,140
Hey, are you on that? See positivity now. I know your feelings on ketchup is abysmal and like in the trash like mine is but um

534
00:25:41,020 --> 00:25:44,140
Two things about ketchup the first one is cheetos

535
00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:48,620
Has ketchup flavored cheetos

536
00:25:48,620 --> 00:25:51,900
Oh god debuting in canada as of two weeks ago

537
00:25:53,340 --> 00:25:55,340
Like oh, I

538
00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:57,260
Yeah, thank you

539
00:25:57,260 --> 00:25:59,260
Like the only cheetos I like is flaming hot

540
00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:04,220
Yeah, let's start there. But um, who came up with that shit?

541
00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:10,460
Disgusting and I'm assuming you would agree with me on that because like what the fuck I would

542
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:12,860
Absolutely

543
00:26:12,860 --> 00:26:14,380
agree

544
00:26:14,380 --> 00:26:16,380
I don't you would that's why you're my bestie

545
00:26:16,940 --> 00:26:18,220
so

546
00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:20,940
It's funny that I was listening to um

547
00:26:21,820 --> 00:26:23,340
a radio

548
00:26:23,340 --> 00:26:31,020
Excuse me a radio station and it's like a morning radio show here in organ and they were talking about condiments

549
00:26:31,980 --> 00:26:34,700
And they were just asking each other. Hey

550
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:42,540
Do are you a ranch type of person? There's people out there that just ranch on their pizza crumb everything ranch ranch

551
00:26:43,180 --> 00:26:46,780
Ranch just makes whatever better their french fries. They're

552
00:26:46,780 --> 00:26:48,780
Whatever so

553
00:26:49,820 --> 00:26:52,860
They were talking about ranch and then they were talking about the worst

554
00:26:53,500 --> 00:27:00,140
And the highest content of sugar condiments and the most like healthy ones and what type of condiment

555
00:27:00,380 --> 00:27:02,380
Do you even have a condiment?

556
00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:05,020
And are you a ranch person? Do you?

557
00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:13,180
Me? Um, not really. I I guess when it comes to wings it has to be blue cheese. Yeah, but uh ranch dressing

558
00:27:13,180 --> 00:27:20,460
I guess every now and then it's okay, but I don't go religiously like oh, I need to put that in my shopping cart for salad this week

559
00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:26,540
That's not me. Yeah, what about you? No, I'm not I'm not the one where I'm in the drive-thru and I'm getting

560
00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:32,700
Uh a burger and fries and I'm asking for fucking ranch. I yeah, I I'm not I don't do that either

561
00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:35,020
I'm not that one. Yeah, I

562
00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:40,140
It depends if I'm at a restaurant. They bring an appetizer out and there's ranch and there's

563
00:27:40,140 --> 00:27:46,220
Onion rings and whatever I might I might dip a mozzarella stick in it. I don't know right

564
00:27:46,620 --> 00:27:52,860
I mean if they bring it out, but I'm not gonna go asking for it. Yeah, I'm not I'm not a big ranch person

565
00:27:53,420 --> 00:27:58,780
I don't mind it, but I don't go out of my way. So the next one was barbecue sauce

566
00:27:59,980 --> 00:28:07,580
Okay, I guess people tend to dip their french fries and barbecue sauce as an alternative or put it in the hamburgers or

567
00:28:07,580 --> 00:28:11,180
Whatever, are you big on barbecue barbecue? Um

568
00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:16,620
I guess if it's a bacon burger or not a barbecue bacon burger maybe

569
00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:23,020
But I wouldn't go asking for barbecue sauce and if it's barbecue sauce like if I go to dickies barbecue or I guess loose

570
00:28:23,020 --> 00:28:28,460
Seals it needs to be the spicy one right like regular um barbecue sauce is just boring to me

571
00:28:28,860 --> 00:28:33,420
Yeah, I I'm not really big like I'm not gonna get chicken strips or chicken nuggets and

572
00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:38,860
I need barbecue sauce if it came with it, I guess but

573
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:45,820
Right, I'm good or ranch. So same. Okay. So then they were saying ketchup

574
00:28:46,460 --> 00:28:53,260
So ketchup and I can't stand ketchup, but they were saying no what it was the highest

575
00:28:54,060 --> 00:29:00,780
out there with the most sugar and yeah, because they have to deflect the taste of vinegar

576
00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:09,580
Yeah, and it's included in barbecue sauce most barbecue sauces have right and so it's all this sugar and they were saying no wonder why

577
00:29:10,380 --> 00:29:13,980
Everybody's wanting it. Well children want ketchup on everything

578
00:29:15,180 --> 00:29:17,180
Oh, I didn't even think about it that way

579
00:29:17,820 --> 00:29:20,060
I guess you're right. Oh wow. Yeah

580
00:29:20,700 --> 00:29:27,020
Huh, yeah, they want ketchup. I remember I had some sugar. Yeah, exactly

581
00:29:27,020 --> 00:29:33,260
It's like just giving them rice krispies plain rice krispies for cereal and they throw a shit ton of sugar on it and

582
00:29:33,660 --> 00:29:35,660
Scrape it up at the bottom the bowl with each scoop

583
00:29:36,220 --> 00:29:41,020
Yeah, or threaded wheat like our parents used to give me. Yeah, hell no. Where's the sugar bitch? Yeah

584
00:29:42,620 --> 00:29:48,540
I hated that or cheerios and they would say oh my god. I know even the honey nut cheerios

585
00:29:48,540 --> 00:29:51,580
I'm just like growing up. I'm like this is boring. Yeah

586
00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:54,540
I want I want to

587
00:29:54,780 --> 00:29:56,780
I want some tricks

588
00:29:56,780 --> 00:30:01,340
Right. Oh and speaking of remember when we were doing the I guess we were asking about cereals

589
00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:06,300
Um, and I remembered um, you asked me what I used to buy my daughter and I didn't remember

590
00:30:06,780 --> 00:30:11,260
Yeah, talk to my daughter. She's like you would buy me lucky charms and I would only eat the charms and I'm like, oh

591
00:30:11,420 --> 00:30:13,420
Oh, good. I forget that

592
00:30:13,740 --> 00:30:18,380
So case and point your your point being that yeah kids are addicted to sugar most definitely

593
00:30:18,780 --> 00:30:20,780
Yeah, and we give it to them

594
00:30:21,260 --> 00:30:23,260
Right willingly like here shut up

595
00:30:23,260 --> 00:30:27,900
Yeah, you want you want ketchup on this hot dog you want ketchup on your burger you want ketchup on your fries

596
00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:31,980
Why would you want relish when you can have ketchup and it's just straight sugar? Yep

597
00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:34,620
Go for it eat it

598
00:30:37,340 --> 00:30:41,900
Why aren't you ready for bed yet? Right? I love you Pomona bullets

599
00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:46,940
Simmer down bitch. I know serve a day. I'll send me down now. Sum it down

600
00:30:46,940 --> 00:30:53,820
Oh geez. Okay. One more thing on ketchup then so ketchup flavored Cheetos disgusting and now Heinz

601
00:30:54,780 --> 00:30:59,340
Heinz company that I guess I don't know if they are are they the original I guess ketchup

602
00:31:00,220 --> 00:31:03,260
Catsup inventors. I don't know. Maybe they are maybe they're not

603
00:31:03,980 --> 00:31:06,860
They now have glittered glittered

604
00:31:08,620 --> 00:31:12,940
Ketchup glitter glitter ketchup and it's edible. So it's obviously

605
00:31:12,940 --> 00:31:20,220
Not real glitter, but it's modified so it's edible. So how disgusting is that so it's like pepper

606
00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:26,620
But it ketchup flakes and you just kind of I guess I don't know it's actually legit glitter

607
00:31:26,620 --> 00:31:30,300
But it's not like the glitter that you would put in a arts and crafts

608
00:31:31,260 --> 00:31:35,820
I will find it and I will post it. All right, I guess I'll put it in the show notes

609
00:31:35,820 --> 00:31:38,940
I need to find it again. It was on Instagram. I'm like, are you fucking kidding you?

610
00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:43,100
Are you fucking kidding you but anything to sell fucking to the kids and to make money, right?

611
00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:46,860
I'm for sure. That's why they had to get rid of a clothes is the

612
00:31:47,980 --> 00:31:52,140
Jeff was camel Joe cooler. Oh Joe camel. Yeah

613
00:31:53,020 --> 00:31:55,020
That's right

614
00:31:56,300 --> 00:32:03,740
How to get rid of them and speaking of if if it's cat glitter ketchup ketchup glitter whatever the fuck you want to call it

615
00:32:03,740 --> 00:32:10,060
Um, I wonder if it comes out in your poop like that like is your poop glitter? Like are you shitting glitter?

616
00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:14,300
Like I guess that the unicorns do or whatever the fuck you know, I'm talking about

617
00:32:15,580 --> 00:32:20,780
If I'm saying that correctly, what does that be great? Is this parsley though? Is it right?

618
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:24,220
Uh, yeah, I want to say it does I'll look it up right now

619
00:32:24,300 --> 00:32:28,460
But um, I will send you the link and if I find the link I will put it in the show notes

620
00:32:28,460 --> 00:32:33,660
So everybody can see what the fuck I'm talking about because I just don't understand people at all

621
00:32:34,380 --> 00:32:36,380
I don't either

622
00:32:36,380 --> 00:32:38,220
I don't either

623
00:32:38,220 --> 00:32:39,980
Oh my gosh

624
00:32:39,980 --> 00:32:42,620
Do you have any did you have another thing lined up?

625
00:32:43,740 --> 00:32:45,420
a topic

626
00:32:45,420 --> 00:32:51,100
Sorry, I found it and it the volume went on so I'm sorry if the volume went on while you were talking

627
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:56,460
But I will send it. I will send you the I will send it to everybody. Oh my god. They're in different colors, too

628
00:32:56,460 --> 00:32:58,460
What?

629
00:32:58,460 --> 00:33:01,740
Okay, I'm gonna send this one to you right now. I'll put it in the show notes. This one's blue

630
00:33:02,540 --> 00:33:08,060
ketchup with glitter and then the one that I originally saw the um on the news was um

631
00:33:08,940 --> 00:33:11,740
Regular color ketchup, which is fucking red

632
00:33:13,660 --> 00:33:15,260
And um glitter

633
00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:19,500
So wait, I wait, I don't think I get that. I'm waiting for the picture or what?

634
00:33:20,060 --> 00:33:22,460
Yeah, I'm sending it to you right. I just sent it to you so you should be receiving it

635
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:24,460
I

636
00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:26,460
See it's instagram

637
00:33:26,780 --> 00:33:29,500
I know I know you're not on instagram, but it's um, it's on there

638
00:33:30,060 --> 00:33:32,380
Oh, so that's what that was gonna be my question

639
00:33:32,620 --> 00:33:39,660
Is it legit ketchup with glitter flakes in it or I thought it was like pepper or salt something like

640
00:33:40,860 --> 00:33:44,620
That's what it looks like isn't that disgusting my goodness what?

641
00:33:46,460 --> 00:33:49,180
And and they wonder why our kids eat glue

642
00:33:49,180 --> 00:33:54,300
You know what glue is probably healthy elmer's glue is probably healthier than this shit

643
00:33:55,580 --> 00:33:57,260
Fuck

644
00:33:57,260 --> 00:33:58,620
Horrible

645
00:33:58,620 --> 00:34:00,460
What is going on?

646
00:34:00,460 --> 00:34:04,380
Yeah, that's uh glitter catch our hind's glitter ketchup is disgusting

647
00:34:05,180 --> 00:34:07,180
Is that coming out to the states?

648
00:34:07,580 --> 00:34:09,580
Uh, I think so

649
00:34:09,660 --> 00:34:11,500
I want to say yeah

650
00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:12,940
Wow

651
00:34:12,940 --> 00:34:14,940
Right

652
00:34:14,940 --> 00:34:18,940
I was uh, oh

653
00:34:19,660 --> 00:34:24,220
Goodness gracious. Okay, so are you big with like on the AI?

654
00:34:25,580 --> 00:34:31,900
News or what they have out there on the internet about the whole AI culture and how?

655
00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:36,540
Um, you know what I've been watch or not watching

656
00:34:36,540 --> 00:34:41,420
I've been a fan of AI since that twilight zone, but like AI's come a long fucking way

657
00:34:41,420 --> 00:34:46,380
And I'm really impressed with what they're doing and I know people are gonna be like what the fuck is your problem?

658
00:34:46,380 --> 00:34:48,380
But you know what I'm down for AI

659
00:34:48,940 --> 00:34:52,220
It's insane and the reason why I was asking is because in like

660
00:34:53,020 --> 00:34:54,460
Where I work

661
00:34:54,460 --> 00:34:59,820
Um, there's cameras of course. It's a store. It's whatever but when you're walking down an aisle

662
00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:03,180
you'll just see the camera and it zooms in on your face and there's a

663
00:35:03,980 --> 00:35:07,980
A square a yellow square that is big and then it goes smaller smaller smaller

664
00:35:07,980 --> 00:35:11,420
And it just keeps doing that to your face when you walk down the aisle

665
00:35:12,220 --> 00:35:17,260
And why is it taking pictures of you down the aisle though because it's supposedly

666
00:35:18,780 --> 00:35:26,620
Trying to see how long is somebody standing in an aisle with nobody helping or assisting and then everybody

667
00:35:27,740 --> 00:35:32,940
Yeah, so low house that that's so cool, but it's kind of scary. I know and they also know

668
00:35:32,940 --> 00:35:37,260
Just it remembers you and it'll know

669
00:35:38,460 --> 00:35:43,900
I don't know. It's just weird. It'll just yeah, so I just kind of found it intriguing

670
00:35:44,540 --> 00:35:49,100
But also a little like wow, I I barely I'm not even on instagram. So

671
00:35:50,140 --> 00:35:54,540
I don't know right, but no, I thought you just meant AI for like, um

672
00:35:54,540 --> 00:36:01,820
Like chat gpt you can ask it questions and it'll kick back the answers or um, like if you um, like

673
00:36:03,180 --> 00:36:10,460
Instagram AI like if I post a story I can curtail it to um, I'll say put me in a put me in a

674
00:36:10,780 --> 00:36:13,660
Like if I'm in a bikini because I've been doing that I'll put myself in bikini

675
00:36:14,060 --> 00:36:18,540
And then I'm like I'll put me in a Miami beach resort and it'll put me there

676
00:36:18,540 --> 00:36:20,780
So it looks like I'm actually there and it looks legit

677
00:36:20,780 --> 00:36:25,420
That type of AI. Yeah, but but not like the robots. Well in my face

678
00:36:26,140 --> 00:36:31,580
Yeah, it's kind well, it's a camera. I guess but yeah, it's it's insane, but I

679
00:36:32,380 --> 00:36:36,060
read up on a story that I um came across

680
00:36:36,700 --> 00:36:43,580
Actually in yahoo news and they were saying how they're going to hold the first AI

681
00:36:44,140 --> 00:36:46,780
beauty pageant that is called miss miss AI

682
00:36:46,780 --> 00:36:50,780
And it just made me think that half of the

683
00:36:51,820 --> 00:36:57,500
Commercials or what movies whatever you see it. It's a lot of AI. There is not a real

684
00:36:57,900 --> 00:37:01,500
Right human they just make it look like that. Um

685
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,220
And I came across

686
00:37:04,460 --> 00:37:11,500
They're gonna do a miss AI the first AI beauty pageant and then they were talking about somebody named Emily

687
00:37:12,220 --> 00:37:14,220
uh, Pellegrini

688
00:37:14,220 --> 00:37:20,780
I don't know who that is. She's a she has an Instagram account model or something, but apparently she's AI

689
00:37:21,660 --> 00:37:25,580
It's an oh, she's AI. She's not real somebody created her

690
00:37:26,380 --> 00:37:34,700
And they made her so smart in this and that and she just has a perfect body. She's 23. They made this gal

691
00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:41,740
Which is absolutely fake, but looks absolutely real. She has so many followers and she makes the the

692
00:37:41,740 --> 00:37:44,300
creator of this account is unknown

693
00:37:45,580 --> 00:37:46,300
And

694
00:37:46,300 --> 00:37:48,300
wants to remain that way

695
00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:52,300
But is making over 10 g's a month from the followers

696
00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:57,820
And NFL players were thinking she was real and trying to hit her off. Yeah

697
00:37:58,300 --> 00:38:05,980
That's hilarious. I'm serious. I I knew it. I was like there's no way. That's great. So I gts and I was like holy smokes

698
00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:10,700
She does look real, but I think she's a real

699
00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:14,860
She does look real, but what's her name? I'm gonna look her up really quick. It's Emily

700
00:38:15,580 --> 00:38:19,820
uh, Pellegrini, so uh last name is P e l l e

701
00:38:20,540 --> 00:38:22,540
G r i

702
00:38:22,860 --> 00:38:24,380
Let's see

703
00:38:24,380 --> 00:38:26,380
Emily Pellegrini. Oh

704
00:38:27,660 --> 00:38:33,900
There's only one post. Oh, yeah, because they everybody's upset because she the creators took it down and said they took it down

705
00:38:34,220 --> 00:38:36,220
More content to come

706
00:38:37,100 --> 00:38:38,380
Wow

707
00:38:38,380 --> 00:38:42,220
Haters. Yeah, but if you read about it, it's the whoever

708
00:38:42,860 --> 00:38:45,260
Oh, I see your pictures. I'm looking at the images. Okay

709
00:38:47,260 --> 00:38:49,260
Huh

710
00:38:49,180 --> 00:38:51,180
Jokes on you it's called clickbait

711
00:38:52,860 --> 00:38:53,980
Right

712
00:38:53,980 --> 00:38:57,820
It's so insane. I just it just shocked me that

713
00:38:58,940 --> 00:39:00,940
Whoa. Yeah, I guess

714
00:39:01,580 --> 00:39:04,300
Well, yeah, there's just and then an ai

715
00:39:04,940 --> 00:39:06,940
Beauty pageant. Wow. That's nice

716
00:39:06,940 --> 00:39:08,940
I guess

717
00:39:10,140 --> 00:39:16,460
How do they now my question is like the ai like whoever created this they have the ai software like do it

718
00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:19,900
I'm looking at this chick. I'm I guess the ai Emily Pellegrini. So

719
00:39:20,620 --> 00:39:25,340
He typed into I guess the system like have her look like this. Yes, I mean

720
00:39:26,460 --> 00:39:31,980
That is so fucking genius to do. Yeah, I never thought to do that and had her

721
00:39:32,460 --> 00:39:34,460
Um, wait, I have something

722
00:39:34,460 --> 00:39:36,700
That I let me see my note

723
00:39:37,660 --> 00:39:39,660
That's our

724
00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:43,580
Okay, it says that

725
00:39:44,220 --> 00:39:49,580
Um, she's a 23 year old virtual influencer designed to be

726
00:39:50,780 --> 00:39:53,820
The epitome of an average man's dream girl

727
00:39:54,860 --> 00:40:00,940
She's not just an ordinary social media personality. She is a creation of artificial intelligence

728
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:06,220
Intelligence living in Los Angeles and boasts an impressive following of over

729
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213,000 on her instagram

730
00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:12,700
Well, I'm about to lick her up again. See how many she has on her instagram right now

731
00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:17,660
Oh, so she has 280,000 people following her. No shit

732
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Yeah

733
00:40:19,660 --> 00:40:21,660
And she's fake

734
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Sucker born there's a sucker born every minute. Well, it's so smart to do though

735
00:40:32,860 --> 00:40:37,820
Like this digital creator who if this digital creator, he's probably I'm assuming it's a guy

736
00:40:38,460 --> 00:40:43,260
Um, or whatever gender I guess if you're listening, which I know you're not but dude

737
00:40:43,420 --> 00:40:48,540
You could have fucking did this shit and then fucking had an only fans for her and fucking made bank

738
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And I know you said he was already making bank on instagram. Mm-hmm

739
00:40:52,940 --> 00:40:57,500
It said something well online. I just said something about 10,000 a month

740
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Oh, well shit

741
00:41:00,940 --> 00:41:03,260
You know, she's actually kind of fucking hot. I know

742
00:41:04,220 --> 00:41:05,660
And she looks real

743
00:41:05,660 --> 00:41:07,260
She does look real

744
00:41:07,260 --> 00:41:12,380
And even her hair her hair looks really fucking real. I'm looking so blowing in the wind. I'm like, damn, dude

745
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Her hair is healthy as fuck

746
00:41:15,100 --> 00:41:21,500
No, there's no good. I should be I should be an AI model and then my hair will be healthy all the time

747
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Exactly we can be 23 forever

748
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Oh, this is crazy

749
00:41:32,940 --> 00:41:39,820
I'm just like, I don't know and speaking of when we go offline. I need a we need a face time. I gotta give you a story

750
00:41:39,820 --> 00:41:45,820
Okay, you will never believe. Okay

751
00:41:45,820 --> 00:41:47,820
Well, yeah, um

752
00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:54,940
That's all I have for today for me. I don't oh and happy birthday to our man Nate Diaz. Yes

753
00:41:56,140 --> 00:42:03,340
Yes, I love that. Did you see the guys? I did I send you where he was at the presser with um the mas de vol or

754
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Yes about the fight

755
00:42:06,620 --> 00:42:12,940
And the fans just went crazy. I just love that all the he is his following and of course me and you are part of that

756
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following but

757
00:42:14,380 --> 00:42:17,580
Fucking love him. I know he was just so yeah

758
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Oh my gosh, I wish they could just multiply him a million times

759
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:25,500
right

760
00:42:25,980 --> 00:42:29,420
All right, do you have any parting words for um listeners?

761
00:42:29,660 --> 00:42:35,020
I just hope everybody has a great work week coming up if you work and if you don't

762
00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:38,460
I don't enjoy the weather if you have good weather and if not just

763
00:42:39,420 --> 00:42:41,420
Yeah, just take it easy

764
00:42:41,580 --> 00:42:46,460
There you go. And my request if you buy the glitter ketchup by Heinz

765
00:42:47,180 --> 00:42:49,180
Please let us know if you shit glitter

766
00:42:49,580 --> 00:42:52,700
Yes, please and I will put in the show notes

767
00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:57,660
I will actually find the link for not the instagram link. Well, that's the only thing I can find

768
00:42:57,900 --> 00:42:59,580
That's what I'll put

769
00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:05,100
Otherwise, I will look up Heinz and see if there's an actual web link on their website for glitter ketchup

770
00:43:06,780 --> 00:43:07,900
Yes

771
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All right, and on that note we are out. Peace. Peace