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Clean, clean, drink, drink. You are Pomona Bullets and I am Barog Medusa and this is Top

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Shelf Hi-Jinks. Let us begin.

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Good morning, Bestie. Good morning, Bestie.

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Why with the down attitude? Sunday, you're not working, bitch.

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Somebody should have gave me that memo this morning.

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Well, hopefully you turned that frown upside down.

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Because I'm a bad bitch. Yup.

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Yup. Yay. Yes. I know. Can you, you know, just fucking happy fucking Sunday.

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I cannot believe that I woke up this morning. So I work every other weekend. Every, and

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so I turn off my alarms on the weekends that I don't work.

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And I thought I just pulled a Pomona Bullets and didn't put my alarm on.

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I wake up, like, fuck, I'm late for work. I get up, I'm brushing my teeth, I get dressed.

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I was like, I'm just going to go to work looking like garbage.

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And I go all the way downstairs. And you know what I did? I literally, literally, curled

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up in a fetal position, just laid on my kitchen floor. What I realized should just be asleep.

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This is not happening to me. I don't know what's going on. I think I literally flew the cuckoo's

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nest. I don't, I don't know. Yeah.

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Okay. Well, are you in bed right now? Or what's going on? Oh, of course. I said, you know,

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what I'm going to do? I'm going to do the podcast on my bed. Why not? Yay. Glad to hear. Yes.

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So but yeah. But yeah, I have to be productive. It's 11. So this is this is day Sunday, the

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day where I'm going to be productive today. And it's going to begin with the podcast. Yay.

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Okay. So I have a question. Do you have every Thursday off? Or you don't? Every other Thursday.

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I get so fucking confused. So when you have Thursday off, you're not off on Saturday? I

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when I have a you always have Sundays off, but then like you alternate the Thursdays

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and Saturdays. So I'm like, what the fuck? And then sometimes you have three days off

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and I'm like, what? I know, I don't even know. I don't know when I'm all I know is I got

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to I got to make a dollar to pay my bills and I don't even know my schedule. But it is every

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other Thursday. I'm off. And when I do have the Thursday off, I have the weekend off.

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So and then I work the fuck I know it's such a shit ass schedule. And it's like how how

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is I don't know how this okay, well, store. All right, whatever. Yeah. Okay, so I have

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a question for you from on a bullets. Yes. What's your track record when it comes to

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your cell phone and then have you ever cracked your screen before broken your screen? You

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know what I have never I have never broken a screen on on a cell phone that I've owned.

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Never. Okay, perfect. So this past week, I think it was Monday. Yeah, it was Monday.

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By the way, fuck the solar eclipse. Everybody was talking about it. And astrologically,

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I get it for astrological reasons. I'm sorry, astronomy reasons, whatever the fuck, right?

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But everybody's talking about it. I don't know, whatever the fuck, please stop. Yeah,

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please stop. And you know what, people also need to stop doing is calling in sick because

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the fucking solar eclipse, whatever, Christ, yeah, like the moon or like what the fuck

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are you a werewolf or some shit? Honestly, honestly, just get you know what, I got a

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fucking corn tortilla and I put a fucking avocado on it. And I said, this is what the

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eclipse looked like on my end. And I'm not to eat the big yeah, I'm about to have myself

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a fucking avocado tukitou. I don't even know what the fuck I was in my little cell block

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at work and yeah, I don't know. I don't know what the fuck I I seriously don't give two

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shits but can you believe people actually are sick? They claim to be sick from it? Whatever,

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I'm sick of people. How about that? Yeah, thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.

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I just needed government just needs to hire me. I'll do us all a favor guys. Where do

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I drop the bomb? Right? It's so retarded. And and let's just put it as we're talking

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about this. I was watching my local news, which I watch for fucking shits and giggles.

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I don't watch it because let's see what's going on in the world today. Fuck the news.

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They were these motherfuckers here. They were crying. Oh my God. Yes, because my mom was

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watching the news too and bitches were crying like, Oh my God, the solar eclipse is so beautiful.

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I'm like, did I I'm like all I wanted to know was Donald Donald Trump actually look at the

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solar eclipse without his glasses on again, like the last time that's all I cared about.

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I'm like, is this a spiritual fact? Like really, really? Are you a cry or no? I saw the same

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thing come on a bullet. And I'm like, everybody needs to shut the fuck up. Yeah, just get

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out of dodge. But okay. Yeah. Anyways, what I'm going with this is with the solar eclipse.

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The only reason why I brought that up was because the solar eclipse happened and I broke

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I thought I cracked my phone and I'm like, God damn solar eclipse. It was so fucking

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hot on Monday. So I'm laying out right and I'm laying out on my lunch and I go to turn

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the lawn chair, the the lounge chair around so I can face the sun because I wasn't facing

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the sun. And I go to when I set the lawn chair back down. I don't know. It's a lounge chair,

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whatever. Yeah, I didn't realize I said it on top of my fucking phone. What? And I fucking

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lie down and I'm like, where the fuck's my phone at? And I look I'm like, oh my fucking

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God. Come on, there was a crack on my on my screen, right? And I finally called my I called

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him mobile. I'm like, Hey, I know I have insurance. So like, you need to go to Best Buy. They

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told me what I need to do. I go to Best Buy finally yesterday. And they're looking at me.

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They're like, hun, you didn't crack your fucking screen. You just broke the screen protector.

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And I'm like, Oh, my track record is still zero. Or I guess like no crack screen. Right.

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And then she's like, that's the best thing you did was to buy the Otterbox and get the

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protective screen cover on there. I'm like, people make fun of me for buying the Otterbox.

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And I'm like, you guys had me at military grade and the military totally endorses the

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Otterbox. I don't care if it's exactly right. I'm like, if the military endorses this,

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I'm fucking buying it. That's what I'm talking about. Girl. And the Otterbox actually protects

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your phone if you drop it in the toilet.

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What?

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How did you protect it in the toilet? Or?

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No, well, I don't know. I dropped my phone in the toilet before. And um, oh, but because

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it's waterproof? No, it's just so big and bulky.

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Right? The thing is fucking a brick on my phone, but I don't fucking care. Pull the

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Otterbox off, put your phone in a bag of rice. No, just kidding. I never did that. But I've

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never done that either. And I know there's a lot of people that have.

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But yeah, I literally dropped my phone in the toilet and it's because I wear hoodies.

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And I don't know. I don't even know how the fuck that happens. Maybe I had one.

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You probably, did you have it in your back pocket?

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Okay, that's why then, because my daughter's done that. I don't wear jeans. Otherwise,

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mine would have fallen in the toilet more than once.

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Yeah, it's just, and of course I wait till the very last minute to get to the toilet.

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So it's like, I don't even care. I'm just trying to, yeah, use the toilet. And yeah,

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there goes my phone, ka-plunk.

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Well, us besties, we have zero, I guess, a perfect track record. Then we have not cracked

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our screens. I'm just so part, I was so happy yesterday when I'm still part of the, I haven't

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cracked my screen club.

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There's a girl. See, there we go. I have seen people with broken screens and they have that

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protective covering. And I have one on my phone as well.

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And they keep using it. It's cracked. Their screen is legit cracked, but that protect,

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they put a new protective covering and they still try to use it.

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Oh, really?

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Yeah. I've seen, well, I've seen a couple of people do that.

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Huh.

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Yeah, I'm just like, shit.

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I talked to one of my friends and he said he's broken a screen like three times and

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he's like, yeah, it's about a 150 each time you break it. And I'm just like, oh, God,

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that's not my case.

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So if you break the screen, you have to get a new phone, right?

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Um, no, they can fix it for you. They can just replace the screen. I'm assuming is what

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they do because I have insurance on my phone and I was not going to get the insurance,

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but I'm like, let me just get insurance. Thank God I did. But, um, if they needed to replace

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the screen, they would have replaced it. I guess I went to, they told me to go to Best

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Buy. The geek squad would have fixed it because of my insurance and it was supposed to be

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the same day fixed. And since I have insurance, it was only $30, but I didn't have to pay

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it because I didn't break my, broke my screen, break my screen. How do you say it? But my

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insurance is like $10 a month. And I was just like, I don't need that, but I don't know.

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I think I do.

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That's great. Like how do you, how does your screen really break? Maybe if you don't have

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an Otterbox one and then right to like, how the fuck do you break?

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Cause you draw, I guess just the way you drop it or the way it lands when it drops, maybe.

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That's weird. I try not to. My, my phone, I, I don't consider it a leash. I don't give

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a shit. I will leave it on my bed and I'll go down. I don't, I don't know. I don't know.

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What do you mean, but like, you know, everybody just has their phone and they don't have their

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phone. They feel like they're missing a part of their life or some shit. Like I, I don't

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care.

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Oh, well, I guess I'm missing a part of my life because that's me.

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Oh no. Well, maybe that's right.

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I mean, not, I mean, if I leave the house without it, because, you know, like when I

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leave the gym or whatever, I'm just like, Oh, is my, you know, I think about him like,

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did I leave it like on the machine? I'm like, no, it's automatically synced to my fucking

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car and my music's playing. So I'm like, Oh, it's in my bag somewhere.

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It's somewhere in this car.

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I feel like I'm some type of fucking drug dealer or some shit. Because I have three cell phones

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and I, I can't stand it. I hate it.

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Why do you have three cell phones?

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I have like a work cell. I have my personal cell.

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Oh, yeah. And then what's the third cell?

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Well, the third cell is an ungrateful person, not mentioning any names that says, Mom, I

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don't need your phone anymore. And, um, Oh, yeah.

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So, okay. Well, yeah.

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Well, did you, are you not going to turn that phone off?

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Oh, yeah. But I, I've paid it in advance.

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Oh, okay. That's right. Yeah.

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Got it. And then I just kind of thought to myself, you know what, I was going to turn

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it off and AT&T said, we can refund you with whatever, not the total refund for turning

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it off immediately. And I just thought to myself, you know, it's going to be worth it

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if I just leave it on and just see who fucking calls.

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Like, see who, who texts this phone? Let me just investigate first. So yeah, I left it

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on. It turns off at the end of next month. So, oh, okay.

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Thank goodness. Now I'll be down to two phones.

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There you go. So you wait, you were sunbathing during the eclipse?

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Well, no, after the eclipse. Oh, okay.

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But I was just so funny because I'm like, of course this would happen on the fucking

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eclipse. Yes. I kept talking shit about him. Like everybody needs to shut the fuck up

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about this thing. I don't know. What the sheeple sheeple sheeple sheeple.

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There you go. Well, before we proceed, you know, oh, well, you know what? I'm not even

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going to say it because it's one of my get to know you questions. So, okay, I shouldn't

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go there yet. Oh, all right.

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All right. I'll wait. I'll wait until that segment.

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There you go. I only actually have one question. I didn't think I can think of anything that

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this week, but I do have one. Okay.

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Well, let the segment begin. Okay. Okay. So it's GTK MBB. Get to know my bestie better.

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Do you want to go first then? Since you have more questions, I guess, than one?

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Well, I actually, I just had one. Oh, and you know what? I was very proud of myself.

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I was like, yes, Pomona Blitz, because you know the answers to most of your, if I just

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think of anything that I don't know, or that I don't know that I would like to know or

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right. And so I do know that you are a Boston fan.

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Yes.

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And so I kind of figure, I know you're not a big baseball fan. You don't watch like all,

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you know. Oh my God. I used to so much back in the day, but now you can't, if somebody

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were to ask me who the starting lineup for the Boston Red Sox are, like I have no fucking

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idea. Okay. Okay. Perfect.

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Do you know who my MLB team is?

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I would say the Dodgers. No. Don't tell me it's the, is it the Angels?

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It is. Yes.

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Oh, really? I would have picked you for a Dodgers girl.

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Well, you know what? When I was maybe five or six, I used to be a Steve Sacks, Kurt Gibson,

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Dodger fan. Right.

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But then I grew up and I was like, no. And the Angels in the Outfill with Tony Danza.

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That's right. I just, yeah. Well, and also the Angels stadium was closer to me. And

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I don't know. It was just convenient. I don't know.

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I just kind of just said, you know, I'm just going to be an Angels fan. And you know, the

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Angels and Boston are actually playing right now today.

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I know. And I don't have live TV, but I wouldn't be on down here anyway, since I'm fucking,

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I guess, right down the street from here.

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You know what I'm talking about.

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So that was my first question. Well, it was a question that I totally failed that one.

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I know if they were going to kill me and said, but you said, who is her MLB team? I would

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have been dead.

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Well, I'm pretty sure I'm going to. Oh, I guess I'm asking the wrong way then. Get to

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know my, oh no. Okay. So I'm going to ask you and then I need to answer, right? So life

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or death situation, as you had mentioned, and say we wanted to rob a bank and there

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was only available, I guess the only getaway car.

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Oh, this doesn't even the scenario wouldn't even be right. Okay. Let me just ask you this.

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Can you drive manual transmission?

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And then my answer would be, I'm going to say no.

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Yes, I can.

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Oh my God. Okay. Well, Medusa is zero for two.

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I'm already digging my own grave.

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Oh my God, because I've only ever known you to all the cards you've driven, I guess,

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since I've known you have been automatic. So I'm just like, she can't drive manual

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trans girl. I can drive it in heels.

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I can even go.

204
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I love you.

205
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I'm telling you, I even know how well actually my very, very first car was manual and I blew

206
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the tranny like you can't find it grind it.

207
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And I was like, yeah, that's exactly if you can't find it grind it.

208
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Yeah. And I actually, I'm so motherfucking good that if you go up those hills in LA or,

209
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you know, the or whatnot, the those.

210
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Oh yeah.

211
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I could actually, I don't even need a break if I'm at a stop sign.

212
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I want to stay on the.

213
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Yep. I can balance that shit out girl.

214
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I free out.

215
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I'm fucking good.

216
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Oh, well, I guess you're my bestie for a reason.

217
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You know how to drive manual like me.

218
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Yes.

219
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Yay.

220
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Yay. And I can get to fucking 80 miles per hour and before I get to third gear.

221
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That's how good I am.

222
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Oh yeah.

223
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That's how you blew your transmission.

224
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Right. Oh my God.

225
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Do you remember learning how to drive?

226
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Oh my God.

227
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That was the worst.

228
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Did you once you forget?

229
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I mean, once you forget once you learn how to drive manually, you can you'll never forget.

230
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Yeah.

231
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For sure.

232
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I remember when I.

233
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Well, and I'm actually self taught.

234
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Wow. Pomona bullets.

235
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I'm going to pat myself on the back minus like two transmissions and two cursors later,

236
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but hey, but it was worth it.

237
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It was so worth it.

238
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Plus my first car didn't have YouTube's back in the day.

239
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No, no.

240
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And you know what I used to do?

241
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Just do the California stop.

242
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I never really stopped because I didn't want to go back in first gear because I don't want

243
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to stall.

244
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And I.

245
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Oh yeah.

246
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I normally just start in second gear when I when I before I got rid of my sonic too,

247
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because I fucking hate the first gear.

248
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You can barely get to five miles an hour and you got to fucking kick it in again.

249
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I'm just like just started second.

250
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Yeah.

251
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Oh, my RPMs are like in four.

252
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:48,600
Exactly.

253
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All you got to do is make the RPMs go higher and start off in second bitch unless you're

254
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on a hill.

255
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Then you need to start in first.

256
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That's the only time you need to start in first is if there's a hill and you're going

257
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up it.

258
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Let's be real.

259
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You ever driven?

260
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What is it?

261
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:15,040
I think it's the Mercedes or the or no, it's Volkswagen or the reverse is.

262
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Oh, weird.

263
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Like you mean not like on the right.

264
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It's probably on the left.

265
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:26,040
Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like just it's like, I don't know those fancy.

266
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Yeah.

267
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Cars.

268
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When I got my Chevy sonic, they put the reverse like in the old school way.

269
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So it was the opposite.

270
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And I was just like, this is dumb.

271
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But okay.

272
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When I used to smoke cigarettes, it was that was a task.

273
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It was like chewing bubble gum and walking at the same time.

274
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It was like smoking a cigarette and trying to shift gears.

275
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Don't let it fall in your lap.

276
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Every time I would have a passenger, it would be like, yeah, your co-pilot.

277
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:13,160
I would just tell like, switch and make the clutch it make my co-pilot switch the gears.

278
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So I could, yeah, I don't know.

279
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I don't know what I was probably doing.

280
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Who knows?

281
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Probably something I shouldn't have been probably trying to open my 40.

282
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40 caliber.

283
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Yeah.

284
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:28,560
I was just trying to reload.

285
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:31,560
There you go, bitch.

286
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Oh my gosh.

287
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:37,560
So, but is your car currently?

288
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My car, the Kia is automatic.

289
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Yeah.

290
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Yeah, they stopped.

291
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,560
It's so funny because when I got it, I'm like, you guys don't have manual.

292
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:50,560
They're like actually last year, the 2022 was the last year they made manual trans.

293
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,560
And I'm like, oh, a fucking course.

294
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:54,560
What?

295
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:55,560
Yeah.

296
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,560
So it's automatic, but it has, and it's only four cylinder.

297
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:02,560
So I'm like, there's not going to be any power, but they have that power button, that turbo button.

298
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:03,560
Yeah.

299
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:04,560
Use it a couple of times and I'm like, oh, okay.

300
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:05,560
Does it work?

301
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,560
Yeah, it works.

302
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:07,560
It works really well.

303
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:12,560
Does your gas, does the gas tank drop half?

304
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,560
I've only had to use it twice.

305
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:17,560
I use it like, you know, when you get on the freeway on the on ramp, if it's up a hill.

306
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,560
Yeah.

307
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:22,560
If it's at an incline instead of like just normal or at a decline, then that's when I kick it

308
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:23,560
in because I'm like, I hate fucking.

309
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:36,560
I don't know how people with four cylinder cars just go up like on a, on the freeway on ramp at a hill and then you get on, you merge onto the freeway and you're fucking going slow and you can't accelerate because you're already maxed out.

310
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It's just fucking ridiculous.

311
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,560
So that's when I use my power button.

312
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:44,560
Do you downshift when you're going up the hill on a four cylinder?

313
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Like, do you put in a second or do you have a second?

314
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,560
Like, yeah.

315
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,560
Dude, after the manual trans going up the hill.

316
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:56,560
Yeah, I downshift and then I braved the RPMs.

317
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:57,560
Okay.

318
00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:01,560
But with the, the, with the, what we have now, we don't have.

319
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Oh, with the key assault.

320
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:04,560
Yeah.

321
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:05,560
No.

322
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:06,560
So you don't downshift.

323
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:14,560
You just press the power button and it does like that fucking light speed ahead like on Facebook.

324
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,560
Oh shit.

325
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:17,560
Yeah.

326
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,560
Oh shit.

327
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:20,560
Yeah.

328
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:25,560
It's, I mean, it does the terrible, but I mean, it's not like, I mean, it does its job,

329
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,560
but you know what I mean?

330
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:28,560
Yeah.

331
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:33,560
That's like when I had, well, you know, the, the cars, like the automatics or whatever.

332
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:34,560
Right.

333
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:43,560
I used to see that it was dry drive and then it was first, second drives and then reverse.

334
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,560
Yeah, they don't have that anymore.

335
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:46,560
They don't have dry.

336
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:47,560
Yeah.

337
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,560
Dry.

338
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,560
They don't have that anymore either.

339
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:51,560
Oh shit.

340
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:52,560
You know what?

341
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:53,560
It's just drive.

342
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,560
It doesn't have D1 D2 and then regular drive.

343
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:56,560
You're right.

344
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,560
Yeah.

345
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,560
That's old school, bitch.

346
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:00,560
What?

347
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:04,560
Well, you know, I was, you know, I'm, you know, I'm going to be 36.

348
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:05,560
So I don't know.

349
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:06,560
I'm a millennial.

350
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:07,560
Shit.

351
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,560
I didn't even realize that.

352
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:10,560
Yep.

353
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,560
Oh man.

354
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:17,560
What's the world coming to as long as I don't have to plug my car in anywhere to charge.

355
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,560
Oh God, tell me about it.

356
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,560
It, but California is doing that, right?

357
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:26,560
You guys are supposed to all be, not me.

358
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,560
I don't give a fuck.

359
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:35,560
You don't want to get into that, that carpool lane.

360
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,560
I don't even think they allow that anymore.

361
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:42,560
I think that's like, that's gone now that like a lot of people have fucking electric cars.

362
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,560
I want to say I could be wrong though.

363
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:46,560
Oh man.

364
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,560
I don't know what I'm here.

365
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,560
Here wrong from.

366
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:52,560
Do they have that up there?

367
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,560
No, girl, you know, they don't even have a fucking carpool lane.

368
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:59,560
It's like, it's cause everybody fucking drives John Deere tractors up there.

369
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:00,560
Exactly.

370
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,560
Exactly.

371
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,560
And now we can live in the sticks.

372
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:05,560
That's right.

373
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:09,560
I was actually late to fucking work because I was stuck behind a convoy of tractors.

374
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,560
I'm like Jesus fucking Christ.

375
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,560
Unreal.

376
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,560
So fucking insane.

377
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:17,560
But I just keep telling myself, this is why you're here.

378
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,560
It's for the serenity and the.

379
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,560
I know.

380
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,560
Yeah.

381
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,560
It doesn't work.

382
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,560
You can't run away from crazy.

383
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:29,560
Right.

384
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,560
I'm just crazy.

385
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:32,560
I don't know.

386
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,560
Oh my goodness.

387
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:35,560
Okay.

388
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:36,560
So let's go.

389
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,560
Going back to our.

390
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:40,560
Our segment.

391
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:44,560
To know each other.

392
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,560
So I was kind of.

393
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:49,560
Doing the whole theme of, okay, let's do.

394
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:52,560
I'm going to do sports because I, I know you're a Raiders fan.

395
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:53,560
So bam.

396
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,560
You know my.

397
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,560
You know my team, right?

398
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:58,560
For NFL.

399
00:25:58,560 --> 00:25:59,560
Yeah.

400
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:00,560
The chargers.

401
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:01,560
Thank you.

402
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,560
I know, but don't say it too loud.

403
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:04,560
Okay.

404
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,560
So now.

405
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:10,560
And we now, we both know our baseball.

406
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:11,560
Yes.

407
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:12,560
Okay.

408
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:15,560
So even if you're not a big.

409
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:16,560
Basketball.

410
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,560
Fan.

411
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,560
Who.

412
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,560
I don't know what team you would.

413
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:23,560
If you had to root for one.

414
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:24,560
I, I.

415
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,560
I don't know your team.

416
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,560
For a lot of them fan in the 80s.

417
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:29,560
I don't know.

418
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:30,560
I don't know.

419
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:31,560
I don't know.

420
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:32,560
I don't know.

421
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:33,560
I don't know.

422
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,560
I don't know.

423
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:36,560
I don't know.

424
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:37,560
I don't know.

425
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,560
I don't know.

426
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:39,560
I don't know.

427
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:40,560
I don't know.

428
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:41,560
I don't know.

429
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:42,560
I don't know.

430
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,560
I don't know what team you would.

431
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,560
For, I was a fan in the 80s and 90s.

432
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:47,560
Does that count?

433
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:48,560
Okay.

434
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:49,560
That can count.

435
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,560
If, if, if somebody said, hey.

436
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,560
Five bucks bet on a team.

437
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:54,560
Just whatever, right?

438
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:55,560
And you can win a thousand.

439
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:56,560
What.

440
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,560
What team would you bet on?

441
00:26:58,560 --> 00:26:59,560
I don't even know.

442
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,560
I wouldn't even know.

443
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,560
I don't know.

444
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,560
I don't know.

445
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,560
Well, I don't know.

446
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:08,560
I don't know.

447
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,560
I don't have anything.

448
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:10,560
It's just just a team.

449
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,560
Just, just pick the team.

450
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:14,560
Just pick what uniform you like.

451
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:15,560
I don't care.

452
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:16,560
What team.

453
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,560
What you root for?

454
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:19,560
I have.

455
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,560
No idea.

456
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:22,560
I have no idea, but I would guess,

457
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:23,560
I don't know.

458
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:24,560
I think.

459
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,560
The bulls.

460
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,560
Yes for the 90s.

461
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:28,560
Oh shit.

462
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:29,560
Yes.

463
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:30,560
Oh my gosh.

464
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:34,960
Dennis. Wow. Now, for the 80s, everybody's going to lose their fucking shit.

465
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,720
I was a Detroit Pistons fan.

466
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,640
I am a big fan of Chuck Daley, RIP.

467
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:44,840
And the worm, Dennis Rodman, is still the best rebounder of all motherfucking time.

468
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,560
And he, you know, to say, I agree.

469
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:53,720
I agree. The Detroit Pistons, yeah, they played bad, but they were very physical.

470
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,720
They played football.

471
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,040
They played combat sports on the court.

472
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,800
So that is all that's why they're my fucking team.

473
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,960
Wow. OK, now for you, Pomona bullets.

474
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,440
I would. God, I better get this fucking right.

475
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:15,080
Oh, you seem like growing up with your dad being sporty

476
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,040
and sports girl and daddy's girl.

477
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:21,600
I would say the Lakers because that's what I would envision your dad

478
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:25,240
wearing the Lakers jersey. And I know you worship your dad.

479
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:31,560
Yeah, my dad never was basketball, but yes, Lakers, Lakers, Lakers.

480
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:34,200
I got one right. Yes, I know.

481
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:37,000
I know I do.

482
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:41,240
Yeah, Lakers, RIP, Kobe, but yes.

483
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:49,360
Yeah. And but I'm really not happy with their team now.

484
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:50,560
Right now. Yeah.

485
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:54,080
I didn't subscribe to the NBA app. I guess I should.

486
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,200
I said I was going to, but I didn't.

487
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,240
But yeah, I know that they're like not really doing that well.

488
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:04,160
Yeah. And I wasn't happy when they got LeBron and I was like,

489
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:09,680
you know, wow. No, I like the shack attack, like Kobe,

490
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:10,800
a shack, yeah, yeah.

491
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:15,080
But right. And you just like back back in the day, like, I don't know.

492
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:19,520
But it was more of like a player thing for me.

493
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:23,280
I liked Larry Bird. Like this. Oh, the old.

494
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:27,360
Yeah, the rival rivalry between the Celtics

495
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,120
and the Lakers back in the day was great.

496
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:33,440
Yeah, it was it was good, good times, good times.

497
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,920
But right now, yeah, I don't. Yeah.

498
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:41,640
The only one I don't even watch him play, but I fucking love Jimmy Butler.

499
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,080
He plays for Miami. Oh, he's just.

500
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,800
Yeah, he's great. Yeah, Miami Heat.

501
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,160
So I love him.

502
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,080
Sweet. I I liked Kurt.

503
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,960
Well, I do like Curry. Like I. Oh, yeah.

504
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:54,960
And all that. Yeah.

505
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,560
I fucking hate Dream on green.

506
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:59,000
Oh, fuck that guy.

507
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,040
He's retiring. Good. I'm glad. Bye.

508
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:05,320
Shit.

509
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,400
Yeah, like Golden State.

510
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,000
I like the Warriors.

511
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,040
I'll go to a Warriors game all day. Yeah.

512
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,400
Yeah. Somebody invites me to a Warriors game.

513
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,160
I won't pretend to be sick.

514
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,680
You're like, I'm just not going to show up to work

515
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,600
because I'm at the basketball game.

516
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,320
Left my phone work at home.

517
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:30,920
Yep, exactly.

518
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,400
Just like I leave my purse in the car so I don't have to.

519
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:36,280
There you go.

520
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:39,360
OK, OK, so all right.

521
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,920
Yeah, I knew it.

522
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,600
Bulls, good Lakers.

523
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,280
Yay, freaking win-win there.

524
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,280
OK.

525
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:51,480
Hmm. OK, so I know you said only one question.

526
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,160
Yeah, I only had one. I'm sorry.

527
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,800
No, that's fine because I was just kind of going down

528
00:30:55,800 --> 00:31:00,520
the whole rabbit hole. I'm like, OK, well, I know a.

529
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:04,840
My bestie doesn't watch the fucking masters and golf.

530
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:08,320
And oh, no, unless you know, they're making a happy Gilmore part two.

531
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,280
Right. I just heard that.

532
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:13,680
Yes. That's the only kind of kind of golf I'm down for.

533
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,240
But you like mini golf, right?

534
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,840
Yeah, mini golf. I suck at mini golf.

535
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:21,000
But yeah, I like mini golf. Yeah, mini golf school.

536
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:25,000
What about have you ever been to one of those top golf?

537
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:31,320
Top. No, those like where you just, I guess, not put.

538
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,120
Was it called shooting?

539
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:34,280
The shooting range. Yeah.

540
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,240
No, I've never been to the shooting range.

541
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,080
I've been to the other shooting range, but I've never been to a shooting.

542
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:46,160
Yeah, I've been to the shooting range that matters, but no, I think top golf.

543
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,000
I have been invited to top golf,

544
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:53,680
but I believe it's like it's a bar and a restaurant.

545
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,600
And you you could actually just I don't know.

546
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,880
Oh, I used to have one of those in HB and I never went.

547
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:02,880
And then they closed down, I guess, during COVID because I guess they weren't

548
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,680
making money. And I'm like, yeah, nobody would do that because there's too

549
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,000
many fucking greens outside to do it outside.

550
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,440
Bitch. Yeah. Right. Yeah.

551
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:15,400
I don't know. People just, I guess, what do they call it?

552
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,800
They drive. Is it is that a drive?

553
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,440
I don't know golf. I don't know.

554
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:25,680
I don't know. But I was I was like, I already know that Medusa.

555
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,560
She she's my bestie for a reason.

556
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,520
She fucking watch, you know, goddamn golf.

557
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,640
And I know it's too boring.

558
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:37,840
And I know you OK, do you watch?

559
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:43,280
I I would I don't even want to ask because I already assume,

560
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:46,240
but maybe I'm going to make an ass out of myself by assuming.

561
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:50,280
But do you watch tennis?

562
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,600
Not my daughter used to play tennis in high school,

563
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,360
and I never went to any of her matches.

564
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,800
So now I don't watch tennis.

565
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,160
I do watch football.

566
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,120
I watch soccer.

567
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:05,440
And do I know what the the the color cards rules mean?

568
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,240
No, I watch it, though. I fucking love that shit. You do?

569
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,240
Yeah, it's just fucking kickback.

570
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:15,080
And the at least I like watching like Man U is my team from,

571
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:19,440
obviously, Manchester, the UK, but all those fucking fans out there

572
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,080
are fucking crazy and wild.

573
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:23,160
So it's it's good to watch.

574
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:24,880
It's I yeah, I.

575
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,520
Yeah, foot roller.

576
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,520
Rugby shows up on Peacock. My daughter has the Peacock channel.

577
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,760
Rugby shows up and I don't get the rules of rugby,

578
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,720
but that shit's more legit than actual NFL football,

579
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,560
because that shit is just fucking crazy.

580
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,840
So I like watching that as more than NFL, actually.

581
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,960
Do I know what the rules are? Of course not.

582
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,800
Yeah, you're just like touchdown.

583
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,560
Right.

584
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,120
Shit.

585
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,560
Like the way they play, they need more than a cup to protect their fucking shit.

586
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,200
But that's all they wear.

587
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,800
Whoa. Yeah.

588
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:03,080
I how about that curling?

589
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,440
Like how about Olympics?

590
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:06,080
Oh, I never understood the curl.

591
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,240
You know what? Speaking of the Olympics,

592
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:13,920
they are going to this Olympics coming up in Paris is going to be the first time

593
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:16,920
or that I guess I don't know what it's called, but they're allowing

594
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:20,280
or it's the first time that break dancing is going to be a part of the summer.

595
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,080
Not the front door. Right.

596
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,440
And I'm like, I think I'm going to watch the Olympics this year.

597
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:25,280
And you know what?

598
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,400
I think I should have fucking applied.

599
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,280
There. See, I would have just like, yeah,

600
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:34,320
nobody can beat my robot or my moonwalk.

601
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:38,120
Right. I would have never known that until I saw it on Instagram

602
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,200
because Nike created, obviously, Nike created a shoe

603
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,600
exclusively for the break dancers that are going to be break dancing

604
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:48,200
in the Olympics. And I'm like, what the fuck? No way.

605
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,040
I think he has that because.

606
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:53,760
No, are you serious?

607
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,080
Yeah, I'm serious. Well, you know what?

608
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,280
Hello, Olympics.

609
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,920
I he's making a shoe. You know, it's serious.

610
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:01,920
Oh, legit. Yeah, it's legit.

611
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,080
Nike's on board.

612
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,120
What? Yeah.

613
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:10,160
So, well, yeah, I'm watching the Olympics this year, then.

614
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,320
I don't do summer Olympics.

615
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,800
I don't do winter Olympics. I fuck the Olympics.

616
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,320
I don't give a fuck about the torch.

617
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,800
Yeah, I don't care either.

618
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:22,240
I do want to see Shikari Richardson do her fucking whatever dash she runs.

619
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:25,600
She runs track because last the last time she disqualified,

620
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,200
since she tested positive for weed.

621
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:28,880
And I'm like, who cares about weed?

622
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,960
We does not enhance your fucking skills.

623
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,560
It's to relax people.

624
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:37,040
Thank you. But, you know, fucking the USDA and are the USDA.

625
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,480
Well, that's the fucking food.

626
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:45,000
Yeah, whatever it is, the FDA or whatever they they disqualified her.

627
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,680
So whatever. Yeah.

628
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,360
She can take steroids, but it's not as good.

629
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,280
Right. Exactly.

630
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:55,720
You know, she can she can take all her pro's act or whatever the hell.

631
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,480
Oh, God, don't even get me down that rabbit hole.

632
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:01,200
But. Oh, shit.

633
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,120
Hmm. Olympics.

634
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,000
That's that's insane.

635
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:09,960
The last time I remember even caring about the Olympics

636
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:14,840
and this is going to totally just, you know, confirm how old I am.

637
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:19,920
It was the gymnastics and it was not a company.

638
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,840
Oh, same with me.

639
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,480
Oh, that was like in the 19, the late set.

640
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,520
Oh, I guess the the 80s.

641
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:27,760
Yeah, one 70.

642
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:29,600
So, yeah, so was the 80s.

643
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:33,240
And remember the movie? Yes, I love that movie.

644
00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:36,680
I loved it.

645
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,640
Worked that balance beam bitch.

646
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,240
Yeah. What was the coach's name?

647
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:41,640
It was Nadia Komonich.

648
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:45,080
And I don't remember the coach's name, but I used to like it.

649
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,960
Really hard on her. Yeah.

650
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,240
I was like, yeah.

651
00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:51,040
To this Nadia.

652
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:53,760
And I remember her ankle or I don't know.

653
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,440
But I want to say what was their ankle or her wrist?

654
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,880
Oh, was her was it a wrist?

655
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,680
I don't know. It was the ankle or the wrist.

656
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:04,120
But I remember she broke it or she's still wanted it or something.

657
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,400
Yeah. Yeah.

658
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,880
She still did that fucking double backflip and landed right.

659
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:11,760
Oh, make Russia proud.

660
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:14,880
But yeah, that was that was my movie.

661
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,440
That was my jam. Like, yeah, for sure.

662
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:20,560
I I always wanted to be Nadia Komonich.

663
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:25,160
I wanted to be Nadia Komonich or Pippi Longstock in the South Sea.

664
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:29,480
My pirate dad, like, let's just hang out and get scurvy on the boat pop.

665
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,960
Hell, yeah. Let's put some wire hangers in our hair.

666
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,440
Right. It'll stick out like Pippi.

667
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,840
Shit, my face is all freckled up like Pippi.

668
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,560
I like Pippi.

669
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,800
If there was one ginger in the world that I liked, it was Pippi.

670
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,560
Right.

671
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,000
And I fucking hated Onika.

672
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,840
Remember Onika, that crybaby bitch?

673
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,560
I couldn't stand her.

674
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:51,920
I fucking love Tommy, though.

675
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:56,040
Tommy fucking was fine, but his sister just.

676
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,320
Yeah, like, get the fuck out of here.

677
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:00,400
Like, right? Stop.

678
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,880
Like, you're not the the rhyme of reason.

679
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,120
You this is an adventure, bitch.

680
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,080
Right. Never.

681
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,000
Oh, gosh.

682
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,680
Well, yeah.

683
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,680
Well, what?

684
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,040
OK.

685
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,720
Let's just let's just talk.

686
00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:23,160
Have you. OK, I'm going to talk about some movies that I used to just be.

687
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:24,760
I don't know.

688
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:30,200
Is that movie where you back in our day, we get the VHS and you have to.

689
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:31,080
Pop it in.

690
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,040
Mind it. And yeah, all that.

691
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:39,440
OK, so there were certain movies that I can remember that I would just be

692
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:44,360
devastated if it just ate up like, you know, like a cassette tape and.

693
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:45,040
Right.

694
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:48,080
And you have to wind it back up and all that shit.

695
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:55,200
OK, so did you ever watch Bed Nobs and Broomsticks?

696
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,120
It was a Disney movie.

697
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,000
No, that doesn't ring a bell.

698
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:04,080
We're like these kids, they're they're fucking bad.

699
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,880
They what was it a cartoon?

700
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:07,040
No, it was a movie.

701
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:11,720
Well, it was one of those movies like where it's like Mary Poppins was kind

702
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:13,440
of like cartoon and then.

703
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,600
Oh, no, I don't remember that.

704
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:20,200
And what's the bitch that murder she wrote was on there in it?

705
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,280
OK, Angela Landry.

706
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:22,280
Yeah, there you go.

707
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:25,880
Yeah. Yeah.

708
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:29,000
And these kids know that this bed and they would like

709
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,360
their bed knob, obviously.

710
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:36,520
Right. They it would it would fly and they would go places.

711
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:37,760
What? Yeah.

712
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,240
I have to look that shit up.

713
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:40,960
How did I never know?

714
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,400
I don't remember that movie at all.

715
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,080
Oh, shoot. OK.

716
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:47,600
And you know, my mom and my dad and my dad obviously love the movie

717
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:50,680
the sound of music, because I guess it's Austria or wherever the fuck it was filmed.

718
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,840
That movie is the fucking boringest movie ever.

719
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,120
I can't understand why everybody fucking loved that movie.

720
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:55,920
Let's watch this.

721
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,440
I'm like, I think I'll stay in my room by myself.

722
00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,520
Thank you.

723
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,840
I was here at this wall and eat the paint chips.

724
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:03,760
I am not watching the sound of music.

725
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,200
You know what?

726
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,760
But I bet you know every word.

727
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,720
To the hills are alive with the sound of music.

728
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,120
That's all I know.

729
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:15,360
And then I would make up the rest of the way that you and me make up songs.

730
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:20,560
Yeah. I'm all rain talk on roses and bitches and hoses and.

731
00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:23,520
I love it.

732
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,160
These are a few of my favorite things.

733
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,800
Fuck. Yeah, no, just did you like the sound of music?

734
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:34,000
No, but I will.

735
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,200
No, fuck no.

736
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,400
And I hated her hair.

737
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,240
I like the apple dumpling gang.

738
00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:40,080
Did you ever watch that?

739
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,520
I did. Tim Conway.

740
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:47,160
As I was his name, Tim Conway and Don Knot.

741
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:48,160
Don Knot.

742
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:52,280
Yeah, I fucking love that TV or not TV show, that movie, I guess.

743
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,040
I did. I. Yeah, me too.

744
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,480
What was that one movie?

745
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:01,600
I don't know if you are even going to recollect.

746
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,360
Sorry. Remember?

747
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:04,800
Yeah.

748
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:05,800
But I'm all.

749
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,480
Uh, we're Don Knot was a fish.

750
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,160
I wish I were a fish.

751
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:13,840
I fucking love that movie too.

752
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:14,840
Me too.

753
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,120
I like it. I loved it.

754
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:20,520
And the fish kind of looked like him and with those big old eyes and the glasses.

755
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:22,320
Yes. Yes.

756
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,360
But let's not forget that he was he was the best character ever.

757
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:26,960
Also known as Mr. Furley.

758
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,600
Yes, I fucking love three's company.

759
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,240
Me too.

760
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:33,280
I did too.

761
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:40,240
And you know what, everybody get your head out of the fucking garbage disposal.

762
00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:43,600
It it maybe they were swingers.

763
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:46,440
Maybe they were who cares.

764
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:50,080
But you know what, I would hang out at the regal Beagle if there was a regal Beagle today.

765
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,200
So would I.

766
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,280
Yep. Shit. Yeah.

767
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,320
What wasn't oh shit.

768
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:59,640
See, now I'm like mixing everything up because their landlord.

769
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:02,520
Right. Well, it was Mr. Furley.

770
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,040
But before then was the Ropers.

771
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:05,760
I was a Roper first, right?

772
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,640
Or was Mr. Furley.

773
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:12,320
No, it was the Ropers and then Mr. Furley and then the Ropers.

774
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,160
Mr. and Mrs. What was their names?

775
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,120
That's right.

776
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:17,840
Just like what the fuck.

777
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:20,760
I want to say Stanley Roper and what was her fucking name?

778
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,920
Mona Mona. Oh, that's right.

779
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:27,120
Mona was no Mona was the girl that was in love with Jack.

780
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,000
Oh, oh, OK.

781
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,920
See, I think they only ever called her Mrs.

782
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,680
Furley. I'm sorry, Mrs. Roper.

783
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,840
Sorry, Mrs. Roper.

784
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:40,320
Oh, remember, they did a spin off series and it was called the Ropers

785
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,560
and they lived in a condo. Right. Right.

786
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:47,160
And then there was a spin off series after that and it was called Three's a Crowd

787
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:52,160
when Jack moved in with, I guess, his girlfriend and his girlfriend's dad

788
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:56,840
owned he leased the restaurant from her dad, I want to say.

789
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,600
And he was a chef finally.

790
00:42:58,600 --> 00:42:59,760
Does that make sense?

791
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:01,480
Oh, Three's a Crowd was a.

792
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,240
Yeah, I don't even know.

793
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:07,480
Yeah. So so I don't know what the spin off happened first.

794
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:12,080
There's those three's three's company and that was with Susan Summers and

795
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,160
Janet.

796
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:15,720
Well, Janet's real name.

797
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:16,720
I don't even know.

798
00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:18,960
I just remember the dark hair short.

799
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,400
Yeah, she was my favorite.

800
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:21,640
I liked her.

801
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:25,840
And then Susan Summers wasn't getting, I guess, paid what she asked for.

802
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:29,440
So she left, they brought in Cindy and who's the other one?

803
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,400
Cindy and Terry. Remember Terry?

804
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,560
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah.

805
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,800
And then from there, I just know the Ropers did their spin off.

806
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:42,560
And then, yeah, it's called Three's a Crowd and the girl that I guess Jack was

807
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:44,680
going to marry, her name was Vicky.

808
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:47,680
And I don't know what the dad's name was.

809
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:49,840
Shit. Yeah.

810
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:53,520
They lived in the I want to say it was the restaurant that he was a chef in.

811
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:56,480
And then like the upstairs was where they lived.

812
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:58,840
Oh, yeah.

813
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,440
Not to look that shit up.

814
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:03,240
Freaking do some go down memory lane.

815
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:06,680
I'm sure it's on like to be or probably or crackle for free.

816
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,800
You could probably watch it.

817
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:11,320
You don't have to like buy a subscription or whatever.

818
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,720
And those two channels are free or I guess you can download them on your Roku.

819
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,320
Does that make sense? Yes. Yeah. OK.

820
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,080
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah.

821
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,440
Shit. OK.

822
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,120
All right. Did you watch Mr.

823
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,360
Belvedere? I fucking love that.

824
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,760
So did I? Oh, my gosh. OK.

825
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:30,680
I'm like, that dad was so fucking cool.

826
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,600
I'm like, I need a sportscaster for a dad.

827
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:36,440
Yeah, I fucking loved Mr.

828
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:39,240
Belvedere. I remember when everybody thought

829
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:44,040
when Marilyn Manson was popular that they they kept saying that the oldest

830
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:45,360
brother was Marilyn Manson.

831
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:46,960
I'm like, that is not him.

832
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:48,560
Yeah, there's no way.

833
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:52,920
Hey, I mean, there was a point where I was like, well, possibly.

834
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:55,320
But yeah, possibly. But no. Yeah.

835
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:58,320
Nah. I fucking love that TV show.

836
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,880
Me too. I always wanted a fucking butler.

837
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:04,480
It's going to get a right.

838
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,080
Fucking who is the original butler?

839
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:08,120
Benson.

840
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,360
Ben. Charles and Charles.

841
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,280
What? Benson. Yes.

842
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,560
Charles and in charge.

843
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,080
That one too.

844
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,600
What was his what was Charles's buddy?

845
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:21,240
That was his best friend.

846
00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:22,480
But yeah, buddy.

847
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:23,600
Buddy made the show.

848
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:24,880
Yeah, it was just Charles there.

849
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,200
That would have been fucking boring.

850
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,880
But I was like, Cha-Chi, how did you become in charge?

851
00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:31,680
Right.

852
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,120
Wasn't that Happy Days Cha-Chi?

853
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:36,520
Yes. Yeah.

854
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,480
Scott Bale.

855
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,280
Is he still alive?

856
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:41,840
I want to say yes.

857
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,800
Yeah. Well, good for him.

858
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,520
He, you know, fell off the grid.

859
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:49,600
It's getting him.

860
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:50,960
Somewhere around there, I guess.

861
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,360
I don't even know.

862
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:52,920
Damn.

863
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,200
But I'm going to say he's still alive.

864
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,000
Did you used to watch Land of the Lost?

865
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:00,080
I fucking love that show.

866
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:01,760
So do I.

867
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:02,960
And I never watched the re...

868
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,600
I guess, you know how there was a movie?

869
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:05,800
I guess not a remake,

870
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,840
but they made it into a movie with Will Ferrell.

871
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:09,440
I want to say. I never watched that.

872
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:10,600
I'm sure it was hilarious.

873
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,760
Bitch. You bitch.

874
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:14,720
Okay. Well, I'm going to have to look and see

875
00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:15,880
if that's on Hulu then,

876
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:18,920
because I'm sure I would be dying since it's Will Ferrell.

877
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:21,280
You, I love Will Ferrell.

878
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:22,360
And as a matter of fact,

879
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,680
I just watched Step Brothers the other day,

880
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:27,320
and I watched that on a loop all day long.

881
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:29,920
I was just like, I love you, Will Ferrell.

882
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,080
You're near this.

883
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,920
Him and, I don't remember what the guy's name

884
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,120
is, the brother, but in real life.

885
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:37,080
Yeah.

886
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:38,120
But those two together are hilarious.

887
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:39,160
Oh, gosh.

888
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:40,360
Anytime that they do something together.

889
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:41,560
Tell the day goodnight.

890
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,000
Yeah.

891
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:43,840
Drink your body.

892
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:44,680
Yeah.

893
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,560
If you're in first, you last and take a break.

894
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:48,840
And, oh my gosh.

895
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:52,040
So I was watching Step Brothers the other end.

896
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:55,440
I love that movie, but why does it seem like

897
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,560
I've never seen it every time I watch it?

898
00:46:57,560 --> 00:46:58,400
You laugh.

899
00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,400
Yeah, because you laugh so hard.

900
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:00,840
It's just like, it's like all brand new,

901
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:01,840
even though it's not.

902
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,160
So funny.

903
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:06,880
It's so funny, especially, and, and especially now that

904
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:11,360
my kids, I, I've gone through the whole mommy phase

905
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,400
and diapers and all this and that.

906
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:16,200
And, and it's just like, holy shit.

907
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:19,720
The way they're acting, it's exactly, it's exactly.

908
00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:21,720
It's exactly.

909
00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:22,560
Don't touch my shirt.

910
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:23,400
I'll touch your top.

911
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,480
I'll say it in like, no.

912
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:25,480
Tea bag.

913
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:26,760
Tea bag, your drums.

914
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,600
It was so funny.

915
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:28,600
I don't know.

916
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:29,680
Fucking hilarious.

917
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:33,560
I love when they build the fucking, the bunk bed.

918
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:38,560
It's so hilarious.

919
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:41,000
It's so hilarious.

920
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,200
And when they're on job interviews, that was the best.

921
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:47,280
Oh, well, yeah, you definitely have to watch.

922
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,120
Well, I know there was Landon Lost,

923
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:52,240
and I think they did a second one, but the first one.

924
00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:53,080
Oh, really?

925
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:53,920
Yeah.

926
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:54,760
Yeah.

927
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,280
But the first one is, yeah, totally do it.

928
00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:02,280
It's so, especially if you watched Landon Lost, the original.

929
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:03,360
Yes.

930
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:04,200
Yeah.

931
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:05,040
Okay.

932
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:05,880
Yeah, I'll have to check that out.

933
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:07,760
Yeah, with the sea slacks or whatever.

934
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:08,600
Yeah.

935
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:09,440
Right.

936
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:12,720
It's just, oh, the crystals and it's fucking hilarious.

937
00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:14,040
What was the one?

938
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:15,480
I forgot about the crystals.

939
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:16,320
Yeah.

940
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:17,160
Yeah.

941
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:18,000
Yeah.

942
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:18,840
Yeah.

943
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:19,680
Yeah.

944
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:20,520
Yeah.

945
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:25,480
You see, remember, he says, if you ever watched an original

946
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:30,480
fucking episode of that shit, the raft going down the,

947
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,280
oh my God, yes.

948
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:37,720
It's so fucking, it's like a, it's so shitty.

949
00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:41,320
Why did, why did I really think that it was a real raft

950
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:42,560
and it was great?

951
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,000
That was like a mini model.

952
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,200
And then like a little, I don't know, but in the bathtub.

953
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:48,040
Yeah.

954
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:48,880
Yeah.

955
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:49,720
Yeah.

956
00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:50,560
Yeah.

957
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,280
I can't land on the Lost.

958
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,040
This is so insane.

959
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:56,880
Oh my gosh.

960
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:58,880
And Pippi Longstock, I can't believe you brought that up.

961
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,240
I fucking love Pippi.

962
00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:02,320
I can still watch, well, I haven't watched it lately,

963
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:06,000
but I'm surprised Hollywood hasn't like tried to remake that,

964
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,920
or maybe they did and I wasn't paying attention,

965
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:08,760
but I don't think they did.

966
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:09,760
They tried to remake, okay.

967
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:11,800
I'm like, they tried to remake every fucking thing.

968
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,640
And I'm like, I'm surprised this hasn't been remade.

969
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:14,480
I know.

970
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:16,480
They remade, or they made Dora the Explorer

971
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:17,520
into a fucking movie.

972
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:22,520
Why can't Pippi get the fucking same respect?

973
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:23,960
I don't know.

974
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:24,800
Shit.

975
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:26,840
Like, I don't know.

976
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:28,240
That is fucking crazy.

977
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:30,360
Did you ever watch Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

978
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:35,600
Yeah, I watched it and that's like, I don't get the,

979
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,080
I never got the hype on it.

980
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:38,280
Like, who cares?

981
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:39,360
Yeah, I didn't give a fuck.

982
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:40,960
I'm like, I shouldn't say who cares,

983
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:42,320
but it was just so boring to me.

984
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:45,040
I'm like, I put that in the same category

985
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:46,600
as sound of music.

986
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:47,880
Like, don't care.

987
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:48,800
Yeah, me too.

988
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,440
And I was like, a car that flies without wings?

989
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:52,280
Right.

990
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:56,040
And I hated that fucking song.

991
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:57,520
And what song was it?

992
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,520
Oh gosh, you know what?

993
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:00,360
Okay, don't do it.

994
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,480
Yeah, I'm not because it'll be stuck in our heads, but.

995
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:04,320
I don't remember the song.

996
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,520
My sisters used to sing it all the time

997
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:08,440
because they loved that movie.

998
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:13,440
And I do know every fucking word to that stupid ass song.

999
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:14,280
Oh my God.

1000
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaking of singing songs,

1001
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:18,080
I would always sing The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow.

1002
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:23,080
I used to sing It's a Hard Night for us.

1003
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:25,840
It's a hard night for us.

1004
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:27,400
I'll sing the Jay-Z version.

1005
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:31,080
I got that, not probably, but Annie ain't one.

1006
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:32,720
She's getting it right.

1007
00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:35,600
Oh yeah, The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow.

1008
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:36,440
Oh.

1009
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:38,280
Yeah.

1010
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:39,120
What the hell?

1011
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:39,960
Is another ginger?

1012
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:40,960
What the fuck was up with?

1013
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:41,920
What the fuck?

1014
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:42,960
Now that I'm thinking about it,

1015
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,080
why are all these gingers up in here?

1016
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:46,360
Right.

1017
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:47,680
That's cool though.

1018
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:49,280
Yeah, a fucking Annie.

1019
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:50,560
Daddy Warbucks, what?

1020
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:51,760
Shit.

1021
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:54,160
Was that Kojak who played Daddy Warbucks?

1022
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:55,600
Holy shit.

1023
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:58,000
I think it was Telly Savola's, right?

1024
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,400
I have no idea.

1025
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:01,760
I'm about to look that up real quick.

1026
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:02,600
Yeah.

1027
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:03,760
I bet it was Telly Savola's.

1028
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:07,920
Let's see, Telly, he's dead, right?

1029
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:11,840
He absolutely, absolutely, unless he's like 200.

1030
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:12,680
No, he had to be.

1031
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:15,840
He was originally, I remember he was on Talking Tina,

1032
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,800
the, what's it called?

1033
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:20,360
The one of my favorite Twilight episodes.

1034
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:21,680
Yeah.

1035
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,680
Oh yeah, he died in 1994.

1036
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,720
Oh shit.

1037
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:26,680
That's a long time ago.

1038
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:27,520
I know.

1039
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:29,920
Well shit, he was born in 1922.

1040
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:30,760
I'm glad he's dead.

1041
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:31,840
Fuck.

1042
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:32,680
Fuck.

1043
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:36,080
What was I trying to look for?

1044
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:38,680
The Daddy Warbucks, who played Daddy Warbucks?

1045
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:39,640
Oh, Daddy Warbucks.

1046
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,280
Let me see his early career, later career,

1047
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:43,120
personal life.

1048
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:44,880
Where's a filmography?

1049
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:46,080
That was in the 80s, right?

1050
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:47,440
I'm on Wikipedia.

1051
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:50,200
Hurry up.

1052
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,400
Wow, he's got a long tenured career.

1053
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:56,960
19 Annie, are you?

1054
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:58,760
No, he's not on there?

1055
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:01,320
We should just look up who was Daddy Warbucks.

1056
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:02,160
There, yeah.

1057
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:05,920
Who was Daddy Warbucks?

1058
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:07,240
Watcha be tell you, Svalis.

1059
00:52:07,240 --> 00:52:08,560
Oliver, what?

1060
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:11,760
Oliver, Daddy Warbucks is a fictional character.

1061
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:13,200
No, who played him?

1062
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:15,720
Jesus fucking Christ, Google.

1063
00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:16,760
Who played?

1064
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:18,760
Played.

1065
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,280
Still not helping me.

1066
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:24,720
Played by, there we go.

1067
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:28,560
Played by Albert Finney?

1068
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,480
Wait, is that the new one?

1069
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:34,760
Because remember they redid Annie and stuff

1070
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:37,480
and maybe it's the newer movie?

1071
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:38,960
Let me see, who played?

1072
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:43,880
Sorry, who played Daddy Warbucks originally, I guess?

1073
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:45,000
Yeah.

1074
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,960
I hate my fat fingertips, Daddy Warbucks,

1075
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:50,520
in Albert Finney.

1076
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:52,160
I don't know who Albert Finney is.

1077
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:55,360
Clearly it wasn't Telly Svalis.

1078
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:56,480
Nope.

1079
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:57,920
Somebody who looked like him.

1080
00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:58,760
Right?

1081
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:03,000
Wrong, I guess we both would be dead on that one.

1082
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,080
Yeah, shit.

1083
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,040
That's all bad.

1084
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:08,640
Well, I guess on that note, we should end this.

1085
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:09,800
We're coming up on an hour.

1086
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:10,800
Oh, right, yeah.

1087
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:15,440
Do you have any parting words for our listeners for this week?

1088
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:17,680
I don't.

1089
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:21,320
I just hope that everybody just stay safe and, you know,

1090
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:24,120
do the right thing in the right way for the right reasons.

1091
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:28,080
Oh, look at you being all saintly on this Sunday.

1092
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,520
No, right?

1093
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:29,960
That's right.

1094
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:31,800
Well, I will be the pessimist and say,

1095
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:34,120
do what the fuck you want and be happy as long as you're not

1096
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:34,840
hurting anybody.

1097
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:35,360
How about that?

1098
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:36,840
Boom.

1099
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:38,640
Touche. Yes.

1100
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:39,920
All right, guys, have a good one.

1101
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:40,760
We are out.

1102
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:41,640
Peace.

1103
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:55,160
Bye.

