Clean, clean, drink, drink. You are Pomona Bullets and I am Barog Medusa and this is Top
Shelf Hi-Jinks. Let us begin.
Good morning, Bestie. Good morning, Bestie.
Why with the down attitude? Sunday, you're not working, bitch.
Somebody should have gave me that memo this morning.
Well, hopefully you turned that frown upside down.
Because I'm a bad bitch. Yup.
Yup. Yay. Yes. I know. Can you, you know, just fucking happy fucking Sunday.
I cannot believe that I woke up this morning. So I work every other weekend. Every, and
so I turn off my alarms on the weekends that I don't work.
And I thought I just pulled a Pomona Bullets and didn't put my alarm on.
I wake up, like, fuck, I'm late for work. I get up, I'm brushing my teeth, I get dressed.
I was like, I'm just going to go to work looking like garbage.
And I go all the way downstairs. And you know what I did? I literally, literally, curled
up in a fetal position, just laid on my kitchen floor. What I realized should just be asleep.
This is not happening to me. I don't know what's going on. I think I literally flew the cuckoo's
nest. I don't, I don't know. Yeah.
Okay. Well, are you in bed right now? Or what's going on? Oh, of course. I said, you know,
what I'm going to do? I'm going to do the podcast on my bed. Why not? Yay. Glad to hear. Yes.
So but yeah. But yeah, I have to be productive. It's 11. So this is this is day Sunday, the
day where I'm going to be productive today. And it's going to begin with the podcast. Yay.
Okay. So I have a question. Do you have every Thursday off? Or you don't? Every other Thursday.
I get so fucking confused. So when you have Thursday off, you're not off on Saturday? I
when I have a you always have Sundays off, but then like you alternate the Thursdays
and Saturdays. So I'm like, what the fuck? And then sometimes you have three days off
and I'm like, what? I know, I don't even know. I don't know when I'm all I know is I got
to I got to make a dollar to pay my bills and I don't even know my schedule. But it is every
other Thursday. I'm off. And when I do have the Thursday off, I have the weekend off.
So and then I work the fuck I know it's such a shit ass schedule. And it's like how how
is I don't know how this okay, well, store. All right, whatever. Yeah. Okay, so I have
a question for you from on a bullets. Yes. What's your track record when it comes to
your cell phone and then have you ever cracked your screen before broken your screen? You
know what I have never I have never broken a screen on on a cell phone that I've owned.
Never. Okay, perfect. So this past week, I think it was Monday. Yeah, it was Monday.
By the way, fuck the solar eclipse. Everybody was talking about it. And astrologically,
I get it for astrological reasons. I'm sorry, astronomy reasons, whatever the fuck, right?
But everybody's talking about it. I don't know, whatever the fuck, please stop. Yeah,
please stop. And you know what, people also need to stop doing is calling in sick because
the fucking solar eclipse, whatever, Christ, yeah, like the moon or like what the fuck
are you a werewolf or some shit? Honestly, honestly, just get you know what, I got a
fucking corn tortilla and I put a fucking avocado on it. And I said, this is what the
eclipse looked like on my end. And I'm not to eat the big yeah, I'm about to have myself
a fucking avocado tukitou. I don't even know what the fuck I was in my little cell block
at work and yeah, I don't know. I don't know what the fuck I I seriously don't give two
shits but can you believe people actually are sick? They claim to be sick from it? Whatever,
I'm sick of people. How about that? Yeah, thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
I just needed government just needs to hire me. I'll do us all a favor guys. Where do
I drop the bomb? Right? It's so retarded. And and let's just put it as we're talking
about this. I was watching my local news, which I watch for fucking shits and giggles.
I don't watch it because let's see what's going on in the world today. Fuck the news.
They were these motherfuckers here. They were crying. Oh my God. Yes, because my mom was
watching the news too and bitches were crying like, Oh my God, the solar eclipse is so beautiful.
I'm like, did I I'm like all I wanted to know was Donald Donald Trump actually look at the
solar eclipse without his glasses on again, like the last time that's all I cared about.
I'm like, is this a spiritual fact? Like really, really? Are you a cry or no? I saw the same
thing come on a bullet. And I'm like, everybody needs to shut the fuck up. Yeah, just get
out of dodge. But okay. Yeah. Anyways, what I'm going with this is with the solar eclipse.
The only reason why I brought that up was because the solar eclipse happened and I broke
I thought I cracked my phone and I'm like, God damn solar eclipse. It was so fucking
hot on Monday. So I'm laying out right and I'm laying out on my lunch and I go to turn
the lawn chair, the the lounge chair around so I can face the sun because I wasn't facing
the sun. And I go to when I set the lawn chair back down. I don't know. It's a lounge chair,
whatever. Yeah, I didn't realize I said it on top of my fucking phone. What? And I fucking
lie down and I'm like, where the fuck's my phone at? And I look I'm like, oh my fucking
God. Come on, there was a crack on my on my screen, right? And I finally called my I called
him mobile. I'm like, Hey, I know I have insurance. So like, you need to go to Best Buy. They
told me what I need to do. I go to Best Buy finally yesterday. And they're looking at me.
They're like, hun, you didn't crack your fucking screen. You just broke the screen protector.
And I'm like, Oh, my track record is still zero. Or I guess like no crack screen. Right.
And then she's like, that's the best thing you did was to buy the Otterbox and get the
protective screen cover on there. I'm like, people make fun of me for buying the Otterbox.
And I'm like, you guys had me at military grade and the military totally endorses the
Otterbox. I don't care if it's exactly right. I'm like, if the military endorses this,
I'm fucking buying it. That's what I'm talking about. Girl. And the Otterbox actually protects
your phone if you drop it in the toilet.
What?
How did you protect it in the toilet? Or?
No, well, I don't know. I dropped my phone in the toilet before. And um, oh, but because
it's waterproof? No, it's just so big and bulky.
Right? The thing is fucking a brick on my phone, but I don't fucking care. Pull the
Otterbox off, put your phone in a bag of rice. No, just kidding. I never did that. But I've
never done that either. And I know there's a lot of people that have.
But yeah, I literally dropped my phone in the toilet and it's because I wear hoodies.
And I don't know. I don't even know how the fuck that happens. Maybe I had one.
You probably, did you have it in your back pocket?
Yeah.
Okay, that's why then, because my daughter's done that. I don't wear jeans. Otherwise,
mine would have fallen in the toilet more than once.
Yeah, it's just, and of course I wait till the very last minute to get to the toilet.
So it's like, I don't even care. I'm just trying to, yeah, use the toilet. And yeah,
there goes my phone, ka-plunk.
Well, us besties, we have zero, I guess, a perfect track record. Then we have not cracked
our screens. I'm just so part, I was so happy yesterday when I'm still part of the, I haven't
cracked my screen club.
There's a girl. See, there we go. I have seen people with broken screens and they have that
protective covering. And I have one on my phone as well.
Right.
And they keep using it. It's cracked. Their screen is legit cracked, but that protect,
they put a new protective covering and they still try to use it.
Oh, really?
Yeah. I've seen, well, I've seen a couple of people do that.
Huh.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm just like, shit.
I talked to one of my friends and he said he's broken a screen like three times and
he's like, yeah, it's about a 150 each time you break it. And I'm just like, oh, God,
that's not my case.
So if you break the screen, you have to get a new phone, right?
Um, no, they can fix it for you. They can just replace the screen. I'm assuming is what
they do because I have insurance on my phone and I was not going to get the insurance,
but I'm like, let me just get insurance. Thank God I did. But, um, if they needed to replace
the screen, they would have replaced it. I guess I went to, they told me to go to Best
Buy. The geek squad would have fixed it because of my insurance and it was supposed to be
the same day fixed. And since I have insurance, it was only $30, but I didn't have to pay
it because I didn't break my, broke my screen, break my screen. How do you say it? But my
insurance is like $10 a month. And I was just like, I don't need that, but I don't know.
I think I do.
That's great. Like how do you, how does your screen really break? Maybe if you don't have
an Otterbox one and then right to like, how the fuck do you break?
Cause you draw, I guess just the way you drop it or the way it lands when it drops, maybe.
That's weird. I try not to. My, my phone, I, I don't consider it a leash. I don't give
a shit. I will leave it on my bed and I'll go down. I don't, I don't know. I don't know.
What do you mean, but like, you know, everybody just has their phone and they don't have their
phone. They feel like they're missing a part of their life or some shit. Like I, I don't
care.
Oh, well, I guess I'm missing a part of my life because that's me.
Oh no. Well, maybe that's right.
I mean, not, I mean, if I leave the house without it, because, you know, like when I
leave the gym or whatever, I'm just like, Oh, is my, you know, I think about him like,
did I leave it like on the machine? I'm like, no, it's automatically synced to my fucking
car and my music's playing. So I'm like, Oh, it's in my bag somewhere.
It's somewhere in this car.
I feel like I'm some type of fucking drug dealer or some shit. Because I have three cell phones
and I, I can't stand it. I hate it.
Why do you have three cell phones?
I have like a work cell. I have my personal cell.
Oh, yeah. And then what's the third cell?
Well, the third cell is an ungrateful person, not mentioning any names that says, Mom, I
don't need your phone anymore. And, um, Oh, yeah.
So, okay. Well, yeah.
Well, did you, are you not going to turn that phone off?
Oh, yeah. But I, I've paid it in advance.
Oh, okay. That's right. Yeah.
Got it. And then I just kind of thought to myself, you know what, I was going to turn
it off and AT&T said, we can refund you with whatever, not the total refund for turning
it off immediately. And I just thought to myself, you know, it's going to be worth it
if I just leave it on and just see who fucking calls.
Like, see who, who texts this phone? Let me just investigate first. So yeah, I left it
on. It turns off at the end of next month. So, oh, okay.
Thank goodness. Now I'll be down to two phones.
There you go. So you wait, you were sunbathing during the eclipse?
Well, no, after the eclipse. Oh, okay.
But I was just so funny because I'm like, of course this would happen on the fucking
eclipse. Yes. I kept talking shit about him. Like everybody needs to shut the fuck up
about this thing. I don't know. What the sheeple sheeple sheeple sheeple.
There you go. Well, before we proceed, you know, oh, well, you know what? I'm not even
going to say it because it's one of my get to know you questions. So, okay, I shouldn't
go there yet. Oh, all right.
All right. I'll wait. I'll wait until that segment.
There you go. I only actually have one question. I didn't think I can think of anything that
this week, but I do have one. Okay.
Well, let the segment begin. Okay. Okay. So it's GTK MBB. Get to know my bestie better.
Do you want to go first then? Since you have more questions, I guess, than one?
Well, I actually, I just had one. Oh, and you know what? I was very proud of myself.
I was like, yes, Pomona Blitz, because you know the answers to most of your, if I just
think of anything that I don't know, or that I don't know that I would like to know or
right. And so I do know that you are a Boston fan.
Yes.
And so I kind of figure, I know you're not a big baseball fan. You don't watch like all,
you know. Oh my God. I used to so much back in the day, but now you can't, if somebody
were to ask me who the starting lineup for the Boston Red Sox are, like I have no fucking
idea. Okay. Okay. Perfect.
Do you know who my MLB team is?
I would say the Dodgers. No. Don't tell me it's the, is it the Angels?
It is. Yes.
Oh, really? I would have picked you for a Dodgers girl.
Well, you know what? When I was maybe five or six, I used to be a Steve Sacks, Kurt Gibson,
Dodger fan. Right.
But then I grew up and I was like, no. And the Angels in the Outfill with Tony Danza.
That's right. I just, yeah. Well, and also the Angels stadium was closer to me. And
I don't know. It was just convenient. I don't know.
I just kind of just said, you know, I'm just going to be an Angels fan. And you know, the
Angels and Boston are actually playing right now today.
I know. And I don't have live TV, but I wouldn't be on down here anyway, since I'm fucking,
I guess, right down the street from here.
You know what I'm talking about.
So that was my first question. Well, it was a question that I totally failed that one.
I know if they were going to kill me and said, but you said, who is her MLB team? I would
have been dead.
Well, I'm pretty sure I'm going to. Oh, I guess I'm asking the wrong way then. Get to
know my, oh no. Okay. So I'm going to ask you and then I need to answer, right? So life
or death situation, as you had mentioned, and say we wanted to rob a bank and there
was only available, I guess the only getaway car.
Oh, this doesn't even the scenario wouldn't even be right. Okay. Let me just ask you this.
Can you drive manual transmission?
And then my answer would be, I'm going to say no.
Yes, I can.
Oh my God. Okay. Well, Medusa is zero for two.
I'm already digging my own grave.
Oh my God, because I've only ever known you to all the cards you've driven, I guess,
since I've known you have been automatic. So I'm just like, she can't drive manual
trans girl. I can drive it in heels.
I can even go.
I love you.
I'm telling you, I even know how well actually my very, very first car was manual and I blew
the tranny like you can't find it grind it.
And I was like, yeah, that's exactly if you can't find it grind it.
Yeah. And I actually, I'm so motherfucking good that if you go up those hills in LA or,
you know, the or whatnot, the those.
Oh yeah.
I could actually, I don't even need a break if I'm at a stop sign.
I want to stay on the.
Yep. I can balance that shit out girl.
I free out.
I'm fucking good.
Oh, well, I guess you're my bestie for a reason.
You know how to drive manual like me.
Yes.
Yay.
Yay. And I can get to fucking 80 miles per hour and before I get to third gear.
That's how good I am.
Oh yeah.
That's how you blew your transmission.
Right. Oh my God.
Do you remember learning how to drive?
Oh my God.
That was the worst.
Did you once you forget?
I mean, once you forget once you learn how to drive manually, you can you'll never forget.
Yeah.
For sure.
I remember when I.
Well, and I'm actually self taught.
Wow. Pomona bullets.
I'm going to pat myself on the back minus like two transmissions and two cursors later,
but hey, but it was worth it.
It was so worth it.
Plus my first car didn't have YouTube's back in the day.
No, no.
And you know what I used to do?
Just do the California stop.
I never really stopped because I didn't want to go back in first gear because I don't want
to stall.
And I.
Oh yeah.
I normally just start in second gear when I when I before I got rid of my sonic too,
because I fucking hate the first gear.
You can barely get to five miles an hour and you got to fucking kick it in again.
I'm just like just started second.
Yeah.
Oh, my RPMs are like in four.
Exactly.
All you got to do is make the RPMs go higher and start off in second bitch unless you're
on a hill.
Then you need to start in first.
That's the only time you need to start in first is if there's a hill and you're going
up it.
Let's be real.
You ever driven?
What is it?
I think it's the Mercedes or the or no, it's Volkswagen or the reverse is.
Oh, weird.
Like you mean not like on the right.
It's probably on the left.
Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like just it's like, I don't know those fancy.
Yeah.
Cars.
When I got my Chevy sonic, they put the reverse like in the old school way.
So it was the opposite.
And I was just like, this is dumb.
But okay.
When I used to smoke cigarettes, it was that was a task.
It was like chewing bubble gum and walking at the same time.
It was like smoking a cigarette and trying to shift gears.
Don't let it fall in your lap.
Every time I would have a passenger, it would be like, yeah, your co-pilot.
I would just tell like, switch and make the clutch it make my co-pilot switch the gears.
So I could, yeah, I don't know.
I don't know what I was probably doing.
Who knows?
Probably something I shouldn't have been probably trying to open my 40.
40 caliber.
Yeah.
I was just trying to reload.
There you go, bitch.
Oh my gosh.
So, but is your car currently?
My car, the Kia is automatic.
Yeah.
Yeah, they stopped.
It's so funny because when I got it, I'm like, you guys don't have manual.
They're like actually last year, the 2022 was the last year they made manual trans.
And I'm like, oh, a fucking course.
What?
Yeah.
So it's automatic, but it has, and it's only four cylinder.
So I'm like, there's not going to be any power, but they have that power button, that turbo button.
Yeah.
Use it a couple of times and I'm like, oh, okay.
Does it work?
Yeah, it works.
It works really well.
Does your gas, does the gas tank drop half?
I've only had to use it twice.
I use it like, you know, when you get on the freeway on the on ramp, if it's up a hill.
Yeah.
If it's at an incline instead of like just normal or at a decline, then that's when I kick it
in because I'm like, I hate fucking.
I don't know how people with four cylinder cars just go up like on a, on the freeway on ramp at a hill and then you get on, you merge onto the freeway and you're fucking going slow and you can't accelerate because you're already maxed out.
It's just fucking ridiculous.
So that's when I use my power button.
Do you downshift when you're going up the hill on a four cylinder?
Like, do you put in a second or do you have a second?
Like, yeah.
Dude, after the manual trans going up the hill.
Yeah, I downshift and then I braved the RPMs.
Okay.
But with the, the, with the, what we have now, we don't have.
Oh, with the key assault.
Yeah.
No.
So you don't downshift.
You just press the power button and it does like that fucking light speed ahead like on Facebook.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
It's, I mean, it does the terrible, but I mean, it's not like, I mean, it does its job,
but you know what I mean?
Yeah.
That's like when I had, well, you know, the, the cars, like the automatics or whatever.
Right.
I used to see that it was dry drive and then it was first, second drives and then reverse.
Yeah, they don't have that anymore.
They don't have dry.
Yeah.
Dry.
They don't have that anymore either.
Oh shit.
You know what?
It's just drive.
It doesn't have D1 D2 and then regular drive.
You're right.
Yeah.
That's old school, bitch.
What?
Well, you know, I was, you know, I'm, you know, I'm going to be 36.
So I don't know.
I'm a millennial.
Shit.
I didn't even realize that.
Yep.
Oh man.
What's the world coming to as long as I don't have to plug my car in anywhere to charge.
Oh God, tell me about it.
It, but California is doing that, right?
You guys are supposed to all be, not me.
I don't give a fuck.
You don't want to get into that, that carpool lane.
I don't even think they allow that anymore.
I think that's like, that's gone now that like a lot of people have fucking electric cars.
I want to say I could be wrong though.
Oh man.
I don't know what I'm here.
Here wrong from.
Do they have that up there?
No, girl, you know, they don't even have a fucking carpool lane.
It's like, it's cause everybody fucking drives John Deere tractors up there.
Exactly.
And now we can live in the sticks.
That's right.
I was actually late to fucking work because I was stuck behind a convoy of tractors.
I'm like Jesus fucking Christ.
Unreal.
So fucking insane.
But I just keep telling myself, this is why you're here.
It's for the serenity and the.
I know.
Yeah.
It doesn't work.
You can't run away from crazy.
Right.
I'm just crazy.
I don't know.
Oh my goodness.
Okay.
So let's go.
Going back to our.
Our segment.
To know each other.
So I was kind of.
Doing the whole theme of, okay, let's do.
I'm going to do sports because I, I know you're a Raiders fan.
So bam.
You know my.
You know my team, right?
For NFL.
Yeah.
The chargers.
Thank you.
I know, but don't say it too loud.
Okay.
So now.
And we now, we both know our baseball.
Yes.
Okay.
So even if you're not a big.
Basketball.
Fan.
Who.
I don't know what team you would.
If you had to root for one.
I, I.
I don't know your team.
For a lot of them fan in the 80s.
I don't know.
I don't know what team you would.
For, I was a fan in the 80s and 90s.
Does that count?
Okay.
That can count.
If, if, if somebody said, hey.
Five bucks bet on a team.
Just whatever, right?
And you can win a thousand.
What.
What team would you bet on?
I don't even know.
I wouldn't even know.
I don't know.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't have anything.
It's just just a team.
Just, just pick the team.
Just pick what uniform you like.
I don't care.
What team.
What you root for?
I have.
No idea.
I have no idea, but I would guess,
I don't know.
I think.
The bulls.
Yes for the 90s.
Oh shit.
Yes.
Oh my gosh.
Dennis. Wow. Now, for the 80s, everybody's going to lose their fucking shit.
I was a Detroit Pistons fan.
I am a big fan of Chuck Daley, RIP.
And the worm, Dennis Rodman, is still the best rebounder of all motherfucking time.
And he, you know, to say, I agree.
I agree. The Detroit Pistons, yeah, they played bad, but they were very physical.
They played football.
They played combat sports on the court.
So that is all that's why they're my fucking team.
Wow. OK, now for you, Pomona bullets.
I would. God, I better get this fucking right.
Oh, you seem like growing up with your dad being sporty
and sports girl and daddy's girl.
I would say the Lakers because that's what I would envision your dad
wearing the Lakers jersey. And I know you worship your dad.
Yeah, my dad never was basketball, but yes, Lakers, Lakers, Lakers.
I got one right. Yes, I know.
I know I do.
Yeah, Lakers, RIP, Kobe, but yes.
Yeah. And but I'm really not happy with their team now.
Right now. Yeah.
I didn't subscribe to the NBA app. I guess I should.
I said I was going to, but I didn't.
But yeah, I know that they're like not really doing that well.
Yeah. And I wasn't happy when they got LeBron and I was like,
you know, wow. No, I like the shack attack, like Kobe,
a shack, yeah, yeah.
But right. And you just like back back in the day, like, I don't know.
But it was more of like a player thing for me.
I liked Larry Bird. Like this. Oh, the old.
Yeah, the rival rivalry between the Celtics
and the Lakers back in the day was great.
Yeah, it was it was good, good times, good times.
But right now, yeah, I don't. Yeah.
The only one I don't even watch him play, but I fucking love Jimmy Butler.
He plays for Miami. Oh, he's just.
Yeah, he's great. Yeah, Miami Heat.
So I love him.
Sweet. I I liked Kurt.
Well, I do like Curry. Like I. Oh, yeah.
And all that. Yeah.
I fucking hate Dream on green.
Oh, fuck that guy.
He's retiring. Good. I'm glad. Bye.
Shit.
Yeah, like Golden State.
I like the Warriors.
I'll go to a Warriors game all day. Yeah.
Yeah. Somebody invites me to a Warriors game.
I won't pretend to be sick.
You're like, I'm just not going to show up to work
because I'm at the basketball game.
Left my phone work at home.
Yep, exactly.
Just like I leave my purse in the car so I don't have to.
There you go.
OK, OK, so all right.
Yeah, I knew it.
Bulls, good Lakers.
Yay, freaking win-win there.
OK.
Hmm. OK, so I know you said only one question.
Yeah, I only had one. I'm sorry.
No, that's fine because I was just kind of going down
the whole rabbit hole. I'm like, OK, well, I know a.
My bestie doesn't watch the fucking masters and golf.
And oh, no, unless you know, they're making a happy Gilmore part two.
Right. I just heard that.
Yes. That's the only kind of kind of golf I'm down for.
But you like mini golf, right?
Yeah, mini golf. I suck at mini golf.
But yeah, I like mini golf. Yeah, mini golf school.
What about have you ever been to one of those top golf?
Top. No, those like where you just, I guess, not put.
Was it called shooting?
The shooting range. Yeah.
No, I've never been to the shooting range.
I've been to the other shooting range, but I've never been to a shooting.
Yeah, I've been to the shooting range that matters, but no, I think top golf.
I have been invited to top golf,
but I believe it's like it's a bar and a restaurant.
And you you could actually just I don't know.
Oh, I used to have one of those in HB and I never went.
And then they closed down, I guess, during COVID because I guess they weren't
making money. And I'm like, yeah, nobody would do that because there's too
many fucking greens outside to do it outside.
Bitch. Yeah. Right. Yeah.
I don't know. People just, I guess, what do they call it?
They drive. Is it is that a drive?
I don't know golf. I don't know.
I don't know. But I was I was like, I already know that Medusa.
She she's my bestie for a reason.
She fucking watch, you know, goddamn golf.
And I know it's too boring.
And I know you OK, do you watch?
I I would I don't even want to ask because I already assume,
but maybe I'm going to make an ass out of myself by assuming.
But do you watch tennis?
Not my daughter used to play tennis in high school,
and I never went to any of her matches.
So now I don't watch tennis.
I do watch football.
I watch soccer.
And do I know what the the the color cards rules mean?
No, I watch it, though. I fucking love that shit. You do?
Yeah, it's just fucking kickback.
And the at least I like watching like Man U is my team from,
obviously, Manchester, the UK, but all those fucking fans out there
are fucking crazy and wild.
So it's it's good to watch.
It's I yeah, I.
Yeah, foot roller.
Rugby shows up on Peacock. My daughter has the Peacock channel.
Rugby shows up and I don't get the rules of rugby,
but that shit's more legit than actual NFL football,
because that shit is just fucking crazy.
So I like watching that as more than NFL, actually.
Do I know what the rules are? Of course not.
Yeah, you're just like touchdown.
Right.
Shit.
Like the way they play, they need more than a cup to protect their fucking shit.
But that's all they wear.
Whoa. Yeah.
I how about that curling?
Like how about Olympics?
Oh, I never understood the curl.
You know what? Speaking of the Olympics,
they are going to this Olympics coming up in Paris is going to be the first time
or that I guess I don't know what it's called, but they're allowing
or it's the first time that break dancing is going to be a part of the summer.
Not the front door. Right.
And I'm like, I think I'm going to watch the Olympics this year.
And you know what?
I think I should have fucking applied.
There. See, I would have just like, yeah,
nobody can beat my robot or my moonwalk.
Right. I would have never known that until I saw it on Instagram
because Nike created, obviously, Nike created a shoe
exclusively for the break dancers that are going to be break dancing
in the Olympics. And I'm like, what the fuck? No way.
I think he has that because.
No, are you serious?
Yeah, I'm serious. Well, you know what?
Hello, Olympics.
I he's making a shoe. You know, it's serious.
Oh, legit. Yeah, it's legit.
Nike's on board.
What? Yeah.
So, well, yeah, I'm watching the Olympics this year, then.
I don't do summer Olympics.
I don't do winter Olympics. I fuck the Olympics.
I don't give a fuck about the torch.
Yeah, I don't care either.
I do want to see Shikari Richardson do her fucking whatever dash she runs.
She runs track because last the last time she disqualified,
since she tested positive for weed.
And I'm like, who cares about weed?
We does not enhance your fucking skills.
It's to relax people.
Thank you. But, you know, fucking the USDA and are the USDA.
Well, that's the fucking food.
Yeah, whatever it is, the FDA or whatever they they disqualified her.
So whatever. Yeah.
She can take steroids, but it's not as good.
Right. Exactly.
You know, she can she can take all her pro's act or whatever the hell.
Oh, God, don't even get me down that rabbit hole.
But. Oh, shit.
Hmm. Olympics.
That's that's insane.
The last time I remember even caring about the Olympics
and this is going to totally just, you know, confirm how old I am.
It was the gymnastics and it was not a company.
Oh, same with me.
Oh, that was like in the 19, the late set.
Oh, I guess the the 80s.
Yeah, one 70.
So, yeah, so was the 80s.
And remember the movie? Yes, I love that movie.
I loved it.
Worked that balance beam bitch.
Yeah. What was the coach's name?
It was Nadia Komonich.
And I don't remember the coach's name, but I used to like it.
Really hard on her. Yeah.
I was like, yeah.
To this Nadia.
And I remember her ankle or I don't know.
But I want to say what was their ankle or her wrist?
Oh, was her was it a wrist?
I don't know. It was the ankle or the wrist.
But I remember she broke it or she's still wanted it or something.
Yeah. Yeah.
She still did that fucking double backflip and landed right.
Oh, make Russia proud.
But yeah, that was that was my movie.
That was my jam. Like, yeah, for sure.
I I always wanted to be Nadia Komonich.
I wanted to be Nadia Komonich or Pippi Longstock in the South Sea.
My pirate dad, like, let's just hang out and get scurvy on the boat pop.
Hell, yeah. Let's put some wire hangers in our hair.
Right. It'll stick out like Pippi.
Shit, my face is all freckled up like Pippi.
I like Pippi.
If there was one ginger in the world that I liked, it was Pippi.
Right.
And I fucking hated Onika.
Remember Onika, that crybaby bitch?
I couldn't stand her.
I fucking love Tommy, though.
Tommy fucking was fine, but his sister just.
Yeah, like, get the fuck out of here.
Like, right? Stop.
Like, you're not the the rhyme of reason.
You this is an adventure, bitch.
Right. Never.
Oh, gosh.
Well, yeah.
Well, what?
OK.
Let's just let's just talk.
Have you. OK, I'm going to talk about some movies that I used to just be.
I don't know.
Is that movie where you back in our day, we get the VHS and you have to.
Pop it in.
Mind it. And yeah, all that.
OK, so there were certain movies that I can remember that I would just be
devastated if it just ate up like, you know, like a cassette tape and.
Right.
And you have to wind it back up and all that shit.
OK, so did you ever watch Bed Nobs and Broomsticks?
It was a Disney movie.
No, that doesn't ring a bell.
We're like these kids, they're they're fucking bad.
They what was it a cartoon?
No, it was a movie.
Well, it was one of those movies like where it's like Mary Poppins was kind
of like cartoon and then.
Oh, no, I don't remember that.
And what's the bitch that murder she wrote was on there in it?
OK, Angela Landry.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah. Yeah.
And these kids know that this bed and they would like
their bed knob, obviously.
Right. They it would it would fly and they would go places.
What? Yeah.
I have to look that shit up.
How did I never know?
I don't remember that movie at all.
Oh, shoot. OK.
And you know, my mom and my dad and my dad obviously love the movie
the sound of music, because I guess it's Austria or wherever the fuck it was filmed.
That movie is the fucking boringest movie ever.
I can't understand why everybody fucking loved that movie.
Let's watch this.
I'm like, I think I'll stay in my room by myself.
Thank you.
I was here at this wall and eat the paint chips.
I am not watching the sound of music.
You know what?
But I bet you know every word.
To the hills are alive with the sound of music.
That's all I know.
And then I would make up the rest of the way that you and me make up songs.
Yeah. I'm all rain talk on roses and bitches and hoses and.
I love it.
These are a few of my favorite things.
Fuck. Yeah, no, just did you like the sound of music?
No, but I will.
No, fuck no.
And I hated her hair.
I like the apple dumpling gang.
Did you ever watch that?
I did. Tim Conway.
As I was his name, Tim Conway and Don Knot.
Don Knot.
Yeah, I fucking love that TV or not TV show, that movie, I guess.
I did. I. Yeah, me too.
What was that one movie?
I don't know if you are even going to recollect.
Sorry. Remember?
Yeah.
But I'm all.
Uh, we're Don Knot was a fish.
I wish I were a fish.
I fucking love that movie too.
Me too.
I like it. I loved it.
And the fish kind of looked like him and with those big old eyes and the glasses.
Yes. Yes.
But let's not forget that he was he was the best character ever.
Also known as Mr. Furley.
Yes, I fucking love three's company.
Me too.
I did too.
And you know what, everybody get your head out of the fucking garbage disposal.
It it maybe they were swingers.
Maybe they were who cares.
But you know what, I would hang out at the regal Beagle if there was a regal Beagle today.
So would I.
Yep. Shit. Yeah.
What wasn't oh shit.
See, now I'm like mixing everything up because their landlord.
Right. Well, it was Mr. Furley.
But before then was the Ropers.
I was a Roper first, right?
Or was Mr. Furley.
No, it was the Ropers and then Mr. Furley and then the Ropers.
Mr. and Mrs. What was their names?
That's right.
Just like what the fuck.
I want to say Stanley Roper and what was her fucking name?
Mona Mona. Oh, that's right.
Mona was no Mona was the girl that was in love with Jack.
Oh, oh, OK.
See, I think they only ever called her Mrs.
Furley. I'm sorry, Mrs. Roper.
Sorry, Mrs. Roper.
Oh, remember, they did a spin off series and it was called the Ropers
and they lived in a condo. Right. Right.
And then there was a spin off series after that and it was called Three's a Crowd
when Jack moved in with, I guess, his girlfriend and his girlfriend's dad
owned he leased the restaurant from her dad, I want to say.
And he was a chef finally.
Does that make sense?
Oh, Three's a Crowd was a.
Yeah, I don't even know.
Yeah. So so I don't know what the spin off happened first.
There's those three's three's company and that was with Susan Summers and
Janet.
Well, Janet's real name.
I don't even know.
I just remember the dark hair short.
Yeah, she was my favorite.
I liked her.
And then Susan Summers wasn't getting, I guess, paid what she asked for.
So she left, they brought in Cindy and who's the other one?
Cindy and Terry. Remember Terry?
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah.
And then from there, I just know the Ropers did their spin off.
And then, yeah, it's called Three's a Crowd and the girl that I guess Jack was
going to marry, her name was Vicky.
And I don't know what the dad's name was.
Shit. Yeah.
They lived in the I want to say it was the restaurant that he was a chef in.
And then like the upstairs was where they lived.
Oh, yeah.
Not to look that shit up.
Freaking do some go down memory lane.
I'm sure it's on like to be or probably or crackle for free.
You could probably watch it.
You don't have to like buy a subscription or whatever.
And those two channels are free or I guess you can download them on your Roku.
Does that make sense? Yes. Yeah. OK.
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah.
Shit. OK.
All right. Did you watch Mr.
Belvedere? I fucking love that.
So did I? Oh, my gosh. OK.
I'm like, that dad was so fucking cool.
I'm like, I need a sportscaster for a dad.
Yeah, I fucking loved Mr.
Belvedere. I remember when everybody thought
when Marilyn Manson was popular that they they kept saying that the oldest
brother was Marilyn Manson.
I'm like, that is not him.
Yeah, there's no way.
Hey, I mean, there was a point where I was like, well, possibly.
But yeah, possibly. But no. Yeah.
Nah. I fucking love that TV show.
Me too. I always wanted a fucking butler.
It's going to get a right.
Fucking who is the original butler?
Benson.
Ben. Charles and Charles.
What? Benson. Yes.
Charles and in charge.
That one too.
What was his what was Charles's buddy?
That was his best friend.
But yeah, buddy.
Buddy made the show.
Yeah, it was just Charles there.
That would have been fucking boring.
But I was like, Cha-Chi, how did you become in charge?
Right.
Wasn't that Happy Days Cha-Chi?
Yes. Yeah.
Scott Bale.
Is he still alive?
I want to say yes.
Yeah. Well, good for him.
He, you know, fell off the grid.
It's getting him.
Somewhere around there, I guess.
I don't even know.
Damn.
But I'm going to say he's still alive.
Did you used to watch Land of the Lost?
I fucking love that show.
So do I.
And I never watched the re...
I guess, you know how there was a movie?
I guess not a remake,
but they made it into a movie with Will Ferrell.
I want to say. I never watched that.
I'm sure it was hilarious.
Bitch. You bitch.
Okay. Well, I'm going to have to look and see
if that's on Hulu then,
because I'm sure I would be dying since it's Will Ferrell.
You, I love Will Ferrell.
And as a matter of fact,
I just watched Step Brothers the other day,
and I watched that on a loop all day long.
I was just like, I love you, Will Ferrell.
You're near this.
Him and, I don't remember what the guy's name
is, the brother, but in real life.
Yeah.
But those two together are hilarious.
Oh, gosh.
Anytime that they do something together.
Tell the day goodnight.
Yeah.
Drink your body.
Yeah.
If you're in first, you last and take a break.
And, oh my gosh.
So I was watching Step Brothers the other end.
I love that movie, but why does it seem like
I've never seen it every time I watch it?
You laugh.
Yeah, because you laugh so hard.
It's just like, it's like all brand new,
even though it's not.
So funny.
It's so funny, especially, and, and especially now that
my kids, I, I've gone through the whole mommy phase
and diapers and all this and that.
And, and it's just like, holy shit.
The way they're acting, it's exactly, it's exactly.
It's exactly.
Don't touch my shirt.
I'll touch your top.
I'll say it in like, no.
Tea bag.
Tea bag, your drums.
It was so funny.
I don't know.
Fucking hilarious.
I love when they build the fucking, the bunk bed.
It's so hilarious.
And when they're on job interviews, that was the best.
Oh, well, yeah, you definitely have to watch.
Well, I know there was Landon Lost,
and I think they did a second one, but the first one.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
But the first one is, yeah, totally do it.
It's so, especially if you watched Landon Lost, the original.
Yes.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll have to check that out.
Yeah, with the sea slacks or whatever.
Yeah.
Right.
It's just, oh, the crystals and it's fucking hilarious.
What was the one?
I forgot about the crystals.
Yeah.
You see, remember, he says, if you ever watched an original
fucking episode of that shit, the raft going down the,
oh my God, yes.
It's so fucking, it's like a, it's so shitty.
Why did, why did I really think that it was a real raft
and it was great?
That was like a mini model.
And then like a little, I don't know, but in the bathtub.
Yeah.
I can't land on the Lost.
This is so insane.
Oh my gosh.
And Pippi Longstock, I can't believe you brought that up.
I fucking love Pippi.
I can still watch, well, I haven't watched it lately,
but I'm surprised Hollywood hasn't like tried to remake that,
or maybe they did and I wasn't paying attention,
but I don't think they did.
They tried to remake, okay.
I'm like, they tried to remake every fucking thing.
And I'm like, I'm surprised this hasn't been remade.
I know.
They remade, or they made Dora the Explorer
into a fucking movie.
Why can't Pippi get the fucking same respect?
I don't know.
Shit.
Like, I don't know.
That is fucking crazy.
Did you ever watch Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
Yeah, I watched it and that's like, I don't get the,
I never got the hype on it.
Like, who cares?
Yeah, I didn't give a fuck.
I'm like, I shouldn't say who cares,
but it was just so boring to me.
I'm like, I put that in the same category
as sound of music.
Like, don't care.
Yeah, me too.
And I was like, a car that flies without wings?
Right.
And I hated that fucking song.
And what song was it?
Oh gosh, you know what?
Okay, don't do it.
Yeah, I'm not because it'll be stuck in our heads, but.
I don't remember the song.
My sisters used to sing it all the time
because they loved that movie.
And I do know every fucking word to that stupid ass song.
Oh my God.
Speaking of singing songs,
I would always sing The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow.
I used to sing It's a Hard Night for us.
It's a hard night for us.
I'll sing the Jay-Z version.
I got that, not probably, but Annie ain't one.
She's getting it right.
Oh yeah, The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow.
Oh.
Yeah.
What the hell?
Is another ginger?
What the fuck was up with?
What the fuck?
Now that I'm thinking about it,
why are all these gingers up in here?
Right.
That's cool though.
Yeah, a fucking Annie.
Daddy Warbucks, what?
Shit.
Was that Kojak who played Daddy Warbucks?
Holy shit.
I think it was Telly Savola's, right?
I have no idea.
I'm about to look that up real quick.
Yeah.
I bet it was Telly Savola's.
Let's see, Telly, he's dead, right?
He absolutely, absolutely, unless he's like 200.
No, he had to be.
He was originally, I remember he was on Talking Tina,
the, what's it called?
The one of my favorite Twilight episodes.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, he died in 1994.
Oh shit.
That's a long time ago.
I know.
Well shit, he was born in 1922.
I'm glad he's dead.
Fuck.
What was I trying to look for?
The Daddy Warbucks, who played Daddy Warbucks?
Oh, Daddy Warbucks.
Let me see his early career, later career,
personal life.
Where's a filmography?
That was in the 80s, right?
I'm on Wikipedia.
Hurry up.
Wow, he's got a long tenured career.
19 Annie, are you?
No, he's not on there?
We should just look up who was Daddy Warbucks.
There, yeah.
Who was Daddy Warbucks?
Watcha be tell you, Svalis.
Oliver, what?
Oliver, Daddy Warbucks is a fictional character.
No, who played him?
Jesus fucking Christ, Google.
Who played?
Played.
Still not helping me.
Played by, there we go.
Played by Albert Finney?
Wait, is that the new one?
Because remember they redid Annie and stuff
and maybe it's the newer movie?
Let me see, who played?
Sorry, who played Daddy Warbucks originally, I guess?
Yeah.
I hate my fat fingertips, Daddy Warbucks,
in Albert Finney.
I don't know who Albert Finney is.
Clearly it wasn't Telly Svalis.
Nope.
Somebody who looked like him.
Right?
Wrong, I guess we both would be dead on that one.
Yeah, shit.
That's all bad.
Well, I guess on that note, we should end this.
We're coming up on an hour.
Oh, right, yeah.
Do you have any parting words for our listeners for this week?
I don't.
I just hope that everybody just stay safe and, you know,
do the right thing in the right way for the right reasons.
Oh, look at you being all saintly on this Sunday.
No, right?
That's right.
Well, I will be the pessimist and say,
do what the fuck you want and be happy as long as you're not
hurting anybody.
How about that?
Boom.
Touche. Yes.
All right, guys, have a good one.
We are out.
Peace.
Bye.