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very), and as there, you

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rats because some time either

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I was like, you know what?

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If I'm gonna record today, let me try the neti pot

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so I don't sound so gross.

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Speaking of, I'm eight days.

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So I was supposed to do it last night.

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I was too lazy.

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I will do it tonight.

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I promise because I do not want another sinus infection.

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How about that?

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Yeah, yeah.

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And I just got fucking asked about the squeaky eye again.

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Like, was that your eye?

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Why?

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And I was like, is it not normal?

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Are we the only two people on this planet

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that have a squeaky eye?

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The dry eyes?

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Yeah, I know when you rub your eyes.

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It's kind of, it's like your tear death

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or something's a little like,

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wonky or something.

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It's either it doesn't work or it does work

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and it was working on overtime.

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I guess we're the only two then

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because I have the same issue.

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I thought I was normal.

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I was like, thank goodness.

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Medusa has a sex.

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So I'm not a weirdo.

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But no, I don't.

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I just like, I don't know.

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Everybody I know uses the viseen drops

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and I'm like, that would just make it worse for me, but

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whatever.

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Is this when I rub my eye?

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I just hear that little squeaky or a squeaky noise.

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Guess we're the only ones.

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Shit.

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Speaking of my eyelids are all dry and ashy again,

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but whatever, I'm not gonna,

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I try not to rub them the way you, you know,

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because my eye, my eyeballs are dry,

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but I don't want to rub my eyes and have that issue

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like I had last month.

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So here we are.

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Here we are.

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Too oldies.

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Too oldies.

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That's it.

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Shit.

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Fucking face issues.

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And speaking of face issues,

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I had a food, an allergic food reaction this week

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and I didn't realize what it was.

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I've been eating everything normal, right?

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And I haven't eaten fresh mangoes in like maybe two years

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because I'm too lazy.

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Pomona bullets, they had eight pounds for $9

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at fucking Sam's and I'm like,

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let me fucking pick these bitches up because I love mangoes.

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And the entire fucking time, I am,

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I don't know about you, but I, like I told you,

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I freeze my fucking mangoes, right?

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So it took like an hour and a half to fucking cut in DC,

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you know, that fucking pit or whatever you want to call it.

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It's just a pain in the ass.

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If I hated that 90, it was close to 90 minutes.

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It wasn't 90 minutes,

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but I hated the entire time of fucking cutting it

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and then throwing it in a Ziploc bag and then doing that.

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Why, so I started, I think it was last Sunday

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and by Wednesday, my face breaks out in hives.

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And I'm like, what the fuck is wrong?

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And I'm like, I didn't eat,

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because I'm like, did I eat something with strawberries

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or pineapples?

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And I'm like, no.

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The only thing that was different was the mangoes.

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So I don't know if the mangoes were like sitting next

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to strawberries or whatever, I guess,

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before it was in the fucking box.

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What?

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Wait, so you're allergic to strawberries?

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Yeah.

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And I fucking hate strawberries.

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So that's no problem.

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But like pineapples, I'm like,

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well, I guess I'm just gonna take Benadryl

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because I really wanna eat pineapples.

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Yeah.

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But I was just like, oh, so I haven't had the mangoes,

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I guess, for the last,

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now it's gonna be two days and my face is clearing up.

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What?

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So I was, my daughter was just like,

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are you allergic to mangoes now?

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And I'm like, no, I just assume it was like

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next to strawberries?

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I don't know.

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But my face broke out in hives

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and it's only my face that breaks out in hives

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when I'm, if I eat strawberries or pineapples,

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which is weird, but the Benadryl wasn't even helping.

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What?

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Wait, so you can, you ate mango before, right?

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Yeah.

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You haven't had those issues?

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Yeah.

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So I don't know if it was like fucking with strawberry.

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I don't know.

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Maybe it fucked the strawberry

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on the way over from myself.

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Well, can you even develop an allergy like later in life?

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I wanna say yes,

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because I was never allergic to strawberries,

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but I kept breaking out in hives like over 10 years ago.

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Wait, 2014, I was in the city of Long Beach.

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That's when I got tested.

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So about 10, yeah, about 10 years ago I got tested

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and they're like, yeah,

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you're allergic to strawberries and pineapples.

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I'm like, huh, okay.

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Shit.

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Oh wow.

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I don't know.

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Can you just like develop a nut allergy or something?

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Can you imagine?

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D's nuts.

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I'm sorry, sir.

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I cannot swallow no more.

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I'm allergic.

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I'm gonna go into anaphylactic shock, sir.

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I don't have a neppy pin on me, so I'm sorry.

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That's what marriage is for,

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so go hang out with your wife.

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Oh shit.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

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Well, I'm glad you're not sick then,

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because probably it would have been really bad

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if you were laughing,

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that would have hurted your sinus cavity.

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I just feel so crazy, because it keeps sneezing and sneezing.

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Oh yeah, and then is it bad at work though,

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because you're indoors when you're at work?

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Oh yeah, it's horrible.

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It's horrible.

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Oh no.

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And then there's like a bunch of dust and shit.

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I don't know.

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Oh, because you're in a warehouse.

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Yeah, yeah, that, okay, so that's even worse then.

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It's horrible.

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And it's just, I'm sorry.

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Yeah, it's nice, because all the little like cherry blossoms

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or trees or, I don't know what they're called,

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the cherry trees I guess.

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They have these little tiny blossoms,

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little white little blossoms.

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Oh, I know what you're talking about.

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Yeah, and they're just, they drive you crazy.

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They're freaking flying everywhere.

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Oh boo.

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Yeah, even though they're pretty, but.

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I can't enjoy it.

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Right.

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And there's this stuff that they call cottonwood,

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and it legit looks like cotton,

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just floating in the air, just everywhere, just gross.

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And it, oh, that's the worst.

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That's the worst.

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My eyes get all swollen and red and puffy.

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Right.

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What about your son and daughter?

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Does it affect them the way it affects you?

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No, just my son.

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He has to do the whole Zyrtex and all that shit every day.

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Right.

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Yeah, it's bad.

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Oh boo.

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But we'll survive.

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Right.

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When's he out of school?

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Is he out of school in May or June?

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June.

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June.

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Yeah.

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And he's, what is he, a junior high?

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He's gonna be a freshman.

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Starting starting high.

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Oh, look at him.

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My last little birdie almost died on us.

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I know.

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Then what am I gonna do?

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Then what am I here for?

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God.

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I'm just kidding.

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We can pull a thumb on the weeds if you're up there.

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Yeah, I have so many plans.

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I think it, and I'm never gonna implement it.

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So I think I daydream quite a bit.

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People think I'm crazy, but I just,

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yeah, I talk to myself in my head.

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I'm not talking about that.

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I think we all do that.

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You know, I asked a few people that,

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and they're like, I don't talk in my head.

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I was like, well, then you don't have a conscience?

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Like because, isn't that that voice that you hear?

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Hey, maybe you shouldn't punch that bitch in the face

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or maybe you shouldn't.

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Yeah, mine isn't my conscience.

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I'm just like, I don't know what you wanna call it.

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I guess it's my alter ego.

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Yeah, but you do talk to yourself.

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It's not a good friend.

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It's not good to me.

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Yeah, I talked to myself.

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I was just like, that bitch needs to get fucked up.

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And I'm like, no, behave.

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And I was like, yeah, I'm saying it in my head.

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And I run the scenarios.

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What's the worst that could happen if you do this?

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I like how you said you run the scenarios.

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Let me run the logistics and strategize really quick.

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Yeah.

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It's like a fucking jackpot, my brain.

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Like the ones that you pulled a little,

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the spinning like cherry, cherry, cherry.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Throw punch, throw punch, throw punch.

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Yeah, I'm like, it's a throw punch,

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winner, winner chicken dinner.

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And you get a throw punch and you get a throw punch.

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And you just hit the resting bitch face

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and you just get it.

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Right?

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And you get a smile.

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Shit.

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With so much angst behind it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I've been trying to smile a lot more, though.

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Good, I'm glad to hear.

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It's so fake, though.

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But I read.

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No, it has to come from within.

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Well, this is what I was told.

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And they're trying to be like, okay.

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So I was told this, if you just smile,

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even if you're angry or whatever,

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you just smile and you hold it for at least 20 seconds.

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It's a muscle memory where it sends something to your brain

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and then endorphins go and you think you're happy

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because it's muscle memory.

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Oh, okay.

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Yeah, so I tried that shit

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and it didn't really work with me.

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I mean, I would probably have to hold that.

273
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I just feel like I'm the choker and shit.

274
00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:57,420
Oh, I like it so much.

275
00:09:57,420 --> 00:10:00,620
I'm all walking around with a fucking crazy ass smile.

276
00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:03,220
Like, I feel like bitch.

277
00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:06,700
Who does she fucking smiling about?

278
00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:10,740
Trying to make the world a safer place.

279
00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:11,980
There you go.

280
00:10:11,980 --> 00:10:13,620
Anyways.

281
00:10:13,620 --> 00:10:14,820
Girl, I'm here to tell you,

282
00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:17,500
Domino's has something, and I don't even like Domino's,

283
00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:20,540
but I am willing to try this fucking thing.

284
00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:22,660
They have, what is it called?

285
00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:25,820
They have a Domino's cheese volcano.

286
00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:26,660
So.

287
00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:27,620
Cheese volcano?

288
00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:28,460
Yes.

289
00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:30,060
So it's like a pepperoni pizza

290
00:10:30,060 --> 00:10:32,020
and in the middle it's carved out

291
00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:34,140
and there's like a bowl of nacho cheese

292
00:10:34,140 --> 00:10:36,100
and you dip your fucking pizza in that shit.

293
00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:39,420
Wait, so they make the pizza like a volcano

294
00:10:39,420 --> 00:10:42,260
and just put some nacho cheese in the middle?

295
00:10:42,260 --> 00:10:45,100
Well, the volcano part is the nacho cheese in the middle.

296
00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,660
So I don't know if there's a bowl in there,

297
00:10:46,660 --> 00:10:48,220
but it looked like there was a bowl.

298
00:10:48,220 --> 00:10:49,700
Or maybe it was made out of the bread.

299
00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:50,540
I don't know.

300
00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:51,980
But you fucking dip your pizza in that

301
00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:54,420
and I was just like, oh, I'm so fucking down for queso.

302
00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:55,540
I am.

303
00:10:55,540 --> 00:10:56,820
I'm a queso whore.

304
00:10:56,820 --> 00:10:57,980
I'm so am I.

305
00:10:57,980 --> 00:11:01,420
I fucking, I don't even need chips for that.

306
00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:03,980
I just need the fucking, give me a spoon.

307
00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:05,500
I'll eat the queso by itself.

308
00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,620
I love queso.

309
00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:09,060
I love queso.

310
00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:10,140
Oh, me too.

311
00:11:11,140 --> 00:11:13,300
I can eat that shit on anything.

312
00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:14,140
That's right.

313
00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:14,980
That's right, South.

314
00:11:14,980 --> 00:11:16,140
Same side.

315
00:11:16,140 --> 00:11:20,460
I'm gonna have to GTS because I have not seen

316
00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:23,100
that commercial yet or what's on Instagram.

317
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:23,940
I saw it.

318
00:11:23,940 --> 00:11:26,220
Like, oh, I should have said that to you.

319
00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:27,060
I'm sorry.

320
00:11:27,060 --> 00:11:29,500
Or maybe it was on the Yahoo News Feed that I was reading it.

321
00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:30,540
I don't think it was on Instagram,

322
00:11:30,540 --> 00:11:32,940
but if I see it again, I'll send it to you.

323
00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:33,940
Shit.

324
00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:34,780
That's crazy.

325
00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:35,620
Did you see what?

326
00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:37,020
Hey, I hate little Caesars.

327
00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:39,180
I will not eat.

328
00:11:39,180 --> 00:11:42,140
Oh, I actually like their thin crust pizza.

329
00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:42,980
You know what?

330
00:11:42,980 --> 00:11:43,820
Actually, I did try it.

331
00:11:43,820 --> 00:11:45,700
I always say I wouldn't eat it,

332
00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:46,540
but you know what?

333
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,540
Sometimes it fits the bill.

334
00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:53,540
So I just saw a commercial for little Caesars,

335
00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:56,060
and it has these little, like,

336
00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:59,140
they look like cupcakes or little muffins.

337
00:11:59,140 --> 00:11:59,980
Okay.

338
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:01,300
Oh, I keep seeing that too.

339
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,900
That doesn't look good to me.

340
00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:04,740
I don't know.

341
00:12:04,740 --> 00:12:05,980
It just kind of looks convenient.

342
00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:06,940
Like, you know what?

343
00:12:08,380 --> 00:12:10,540
I wouldn't even need a plate for that.

344
00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:11,380
That would be bullshit.

345
00:12:11,380 --> 00:12:12,420
Right, just straight it up.

346
00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:13,980
Either straight out the box or whatever.

347
00:12:13,980 --> 00:12:15,420
Yeah, or just have a paper towel,

348
00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:18,980
and then there's no dishes to be done.

349
00:12:18,980 --> 00:12:20,140
Oh, yeah.

350
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:20,980
Yeah.

351
00:12:20,980 --> 00:12:23,020
That would make sense.

352
00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:27,900
But, little Caesars, I still eat it here and there,

353
00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:32,140
but I know when I ate little Caesars the next day,

354
00:12:32,140 --> 00:12:34,020
I'm just like, it still smells like little Caesars.

355
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:34,860
It's weird.

356
00:12:35,780 --> 00:12:37,020
Oh, in the house, you mean?

357
00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:38,740
No, but I go to the bathroom.

358
00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:43,740
I'm just like, my hands, I'm sitting here,

359
00:12:43,740 --> 00:12:45,500
my hands, I'm sitting here, break this shit down.

360
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:46,740
Like, it's not even real food.

361
00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:48,340
It's not even real marinara sauce.

362
00:12:48,340 --> 00:12:51,700
I don't know, because it smells exactly the same way

363
00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:53,340
it smelled when I was eating it.

364
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,180
It comes out.

365
00:12:54,180 --> 00:12:55,500
Yeah.

366
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,500
I fuck it.

367
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,100
I'm gonna leave that alone.

368
00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:58,940
Oh my gosh.

369
00:12:58,940 --> 00:13:01,780
There's that, you know, there's shit that you've ate.

370
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,020
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

371
00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:03,860
I know what you're made of.

372
00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:06,620
Oh, okay, yeah, but you don't need it.

373
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,460
Just like, okay.

374
00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:08,300
That's too funny.

375
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:10,220
Well, you know, when you're not,

376
00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:11,380
when you need water, right?

377
00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:12,780
Like, if you look, I don't, okay,

378
00:13:12,780 --> 00:13:15,740
this is gonna be very weird,

379
00:13:15,740 --> 00:13:18,420
but when you look at your pee, if you ever do,

380
00:13:18,420 --> 00:13:20,020
when you pee and you look,

381
00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:22,620
and you can tell if you're hydrated or not

382
00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:24,060
because of the color of it.

383
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,780
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

384
00:13:26,780 --> 00:13:28,420
Like if it's like, yeah.

385
00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:30,860
So do you do that?

386
00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:32,540
Do you even like look at this big shit?

387
00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:36,900
I use pee, but not really anymore, no, I mean.

388
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:37,940
You're like, I'm good.

389
00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:39,260
Yeah, I know.

390
00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:41,180
I fucking drink, I only drink water

391
00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:43,540
and then I have a diet Dr. Pepper every day.

392
00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:44,860
Sometimes I drink two of those

393
00:13:44,860 --> 00:13:47,300
because I fucking am addicted to that shit.

394
00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:48,460
Oh, shit.

395
00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:52,300
But I have one soda every day and I really have one.

396
00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:54,540
I wish I could, I probably have another one later.

397
00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:56,300
And speaking of, it's been really warm today.

398
00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:58,740
And I don't know, it's gonna be warm all next week.

399
00:13:58,740 --> 00:14:00,980
So I think the sobriety is gonna come to an end.

400
00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:03,020
Ah, yeah.

401
00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:05,340
The sun comes out and I wanna have my bikini on

402
00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:07,500
and fucking just drink Crystal Light Vodka.

403
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,140
Let's go, bitch.

404
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:11,380
Let's do this.

405
00:14:12,820 --> 00:14:14,140
Tis the season.

406
00:14:14,140 --> 00:14:16,300
Tis the season.

407
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:19,980
So I think sobriety will be coming to an end for myself.

408
00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:23,100
Well, that's, that's cool.

409
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:26,420
I mean, I just think at least you know, like, hey,

410
00:14:26,420 --> 00:14:29,300
I'm just like celebrating the sun.

411
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:32,580
You don't have to get all fuckered up just, hey.

412
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,180
Yeah, I'm not gonna get fuckered up,

413
00:14:34,180 --> 00:14:35,620
but you know what, I might have to Kayla

414
00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:37,060
when we get off this call.

415
00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:37,900
I don't know, we'll see.

416
00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:41,620
I haven't had to Kayla and like, I don't know, fuck.

417
00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:42,940
Do you still have sober?

418
00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:43,940
Do you still have?

419
00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:45,620
Oh yeah, I have a brand new fucking bottle.

420
00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:46,460
What?

421
00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:47,580
It's calling your name.

422
00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:49,220
I brought this bottle up.

423
00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:51,340
I'm a twos.

424
00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:53,180
It's 70 degrees today.

425
00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:55,980
Right, drink me.

426
00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:58,180
I'll kill the mango germs.

427
00:14:58,180 --> 00:15:00,300
Let's drop our germs on the mango.

428
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,820
Pour me in the frozen mango.

429
00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:04,060
There you go.

430
00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:05,260
Please.

431
00:15:05,260 --> 00:15:07,380
Yes.

432
00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:09,340
So this past, it's weird.

433
00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:11,780
I don't know if you saw that, this green shot I sent you,

434
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,620
but Monday it was kind of cold.

435
00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:17,020
Then Tuesday, Wednesday warmed up to like 75 and 77.

436
00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:20,380
And then Thursday, it went down to 60.

437
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:23,220
Friday was fucking 51 for the high

438
00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:26,020
and was raining non-fucking stop.

439
00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:26,940
What?

440
00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:29,300
Right, so Tuesday and Wednesday,

441
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:31,460
I work from home as you're aware.

442
00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:33,140
I'm fucking walking around in a bikini

443
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,780
and my mom was like, are you fucking working?

444
00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:37,980
And I'm like, yeah.

445
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,060
She's like, in a swimsuit?

446
00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:41,540
I'm like, bitch, yes.

447
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,660
I'm like, I don't have any Zoom calls today.

448
00:15:43,660 --> 00:15:45,860
It's only fans, my second job.

449
00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:47,980
All right.

450
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:50,540
And I'm going to go lay out on my lunch period,

451
00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:51,900
I guess, in the next 30 minutes.

452
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:53,140
So I have to put my sunblock on.

453
00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:56,300
She's like, oh, OK.

454
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:57,660
And then she walks away.

455
00:15:57,660 --> 00:15:59,180
It's like, what the fuck is going on?

456
00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:03,100
She's all metusa back in my day.

457
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,820
Yeah, we don't walk around in bikinis.

458
00:16:04,820 --> 00:16:07,500
Yeah.

459
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:11,340
We got up at 3 in the morning.

460
00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:16,140
And we took the bus for two hours in the snow.

461
00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:18,060
Yeah.

462
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,340
Yeah.

463
00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:21,420
My dad used to tell me and my brother all the time,

464
00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:25,300
in Austria, I would have to walk into snow for two hours

465
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:27,740
and whatever the fuck, bro.

466
00:16:27,740 --> 00:16:30,980
Whoa, my dad wasn't even from Austria.

467
00:16:30,980 --> 00:16:32,820
And there's no snow in the island.

468
00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:33,700
All right?

469
00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:35,460
And he still was telling you that.

470
00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:38,100
10 miles in the snow.

471
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:41,340
You're like, Kowari isn't even 10 miles fucking radius.

472
00:16:41,340 --> 00:16:41,820
Yeah.

473
00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:43,420
I was like, really?

474
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:44,220
That's weird.

475
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,940
Because the school only.

476
00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:46,860
Do you still live here?

477
00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:49,860
Just kidding.

478
00:16:49,860 --> 00:16:52,940
That's the school's only 1.4 miles.

479
00:16:52,940 --> 00:16:54,660
Siri said so.

480
00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:56,580
Snow hasn't cocaine, dad?

481
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,540
Yeah, dad.

482
00:16:58,540 --> 00:17:01,060
The hell?

483
00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:03,780
Barefoot, yeah.

484
00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:04,180
Yeah, right.

485
00:17:04,180 --> 00:17:05,140
Got it.

486
00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:06,060
Yeah.

487
00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:10,420
But I used to tell my kids some elaborate little folklers.

488
00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:18,060
I wonder if I ever told Maris any folklers.

489
00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:19,300
Huh.

490
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:20,260
You know what?

491
00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:23,100
This is really wrong of me because I'm a fucking Capricorn.

492
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:26,540
You know, you watch movies where people fuck with kids

493
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:28,020
or just people in general.

494
00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:29,140
They'll say the opposite.

495
00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:29,940
Yes.

496
00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:33,260
OK, so when M was growing up, I wanted

497
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,740
to train her different.

498
00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:36,740
Instead of a cat, no, that's a fucking dog.

499
00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:38,540
And the cat would be a, you know what I'm saying?

500
00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:39,020
Yeah.

501
00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:39,520
Yeah.

502
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,020
And I'm just like, does everything.

503
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,460
Is it like that?

504
00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:43,980
I wanted a razor.

505
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:44,980
I mean, I wanted to tell.

506
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:45,980
Yeah.

507
00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:48,900
This is a fucking cat, and it fucking barks.

508
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:51,700
But I'm just like, does anybody else think

509
00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:53,300
nobody thinks like me?

510
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:57,980
The things I think of, Pomona bullets, I don't know.

511
00:17:57,980 --> 00:18:00,740
It's not really safe.

512
00:18:00,740 --> 00:18:01,540
I know.

513
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:04,580
That's why when I say, what did you do this weekend?

514
00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:06,620
I made the world a safer place.

515
00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:07,700
Like, I just stayed home.

516
00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:09,780
I just left myself in the room.

517
00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:10,340
You know what?

518
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:13,260
I like that answer, Pomona bullets.

519
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:16,340
And now that you're sober, it's just like, wow.

520
00:18:16,340 --> 00:18:18,700
And now that I'm sober, I'm like, fuck.

521
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:22,500
You want me to be fucking liberated because that's

522
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,900
how I held it down.

523
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,020
Right now I'm sober.

524
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,980
I'm like, wow.

525
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,460
Wow.

526
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:31,540
Speaking of, I guess sober, when I used to hang out

527
00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:34,740
with tattoo Tony before I was smoking weed, right?

528
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:37,620
And then I'm like, he's like, you want to, I guess I quit,

529
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:38,060
right?

530
00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:40,140
And then he's like, you don't want to smoke weed anymore?

531
00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:41,540
And I'm like, no.

532
00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:45,900
He's like, God, you're so fucking boring now.

533
00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:47,700
I'm like, well, fuck you.

534
00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,100
At least I still drink.

535
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:50,300
Yeah.

536
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:51,700
They're all bitch you.

537
00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:56,500
But the good thing is, we are freaking the happiest.

538
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,060
Dumbass.

539
00:18:58,060 --> 00:18:59,020
Because we're silly.

540
00:18:59,020 --> 00:18:59,300
Yeah.

541
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:01,580
That's what I love you so much because you're silly like me.

542
00:19:01,580 --> 00:19:02,940
It's like, I'm not getting angry.

543
00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:03,460
I'm not one.

544
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:07,060
I think I have never broken a TV because I got in a drunken

545
00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:07,660
rage.

546
00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:10,620
Like never.

547
00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:11,820
I never.

548
00:19:11,820 --> 00:19:12,940
I have never.

549
00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:14,540
Well, those TVs are too fucking heavy.

550
00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:16,820
The one that did you ever get the TV removed from your bed?

551
00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:17,180
Yeah.

552
00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:18,060
So God, you did.

553
00:19:18,060 --> 00:19:18,740
Oh, God.

554
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:19,220
Done.

555
00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:22,100
And did Costco send you the, I guess, the cables

556
00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:23,420
for the downstairs?

557
00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:26,460
Oh, actually, I guess it was there.

558
00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:29,420
Oh, where was it then?

559
00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:33,900
I think they left it like down behind.

560
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:35,900
They just let it drop behind my.

561
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:36,580
Oh.

562
00:19:36,580 --> 00:19:37,540
But you know what?

563
00:19:37,540 --> 00:19:40,460
I am a fucking like a wire whore.

564
00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:43,140
Like I don't know because I don't know how to connect shit.

565
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,580
So I don't.

566
00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:48,780
I've seen people where they they put like a little zip tie

567
00:19:48,780 --> 00:19:50,020
or something.

568
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:50,820
Yeah.

569
00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:52,620
Like it's not mine.

570
00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:53,900
It's like a fire hazard.

571
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:56,420
Like I don't fuck with it.

572
00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:58,380
I fucking know.

573
00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:04,540
I'm like the Xbox, the the dish thingy, the modem to the fucking

574
00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:05,340
Internet.

575
00:20:05,340 --> 00:20:08,100
I just plug all this shit in and I don't know.

576
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:11,580
And there's this bunch of wires, but I hide them so nobody can see it.

577
00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:12,460
It's right.

578
00:20:12,460 --> 00:20:15,540
But so did you.

579
00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:17,340
So the TV is up in your room now, right?

580
00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:18,100
Or yeah.

581
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:18,540
Yeah.

582
00:20:18,540 --> 00:20:22,940
Oh, one that was in the living room, which is so insane because.

583
00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:25,660
I didn't realize how small it was.

584
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:26,860
Oh, really?

585
00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:31,460
Well, compared to the TV in the living room now, I'm just like, holy fuck.

586
00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:33,460
Oh, I see what you're saying.

587
00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:37,020
Which you got an eighty seventy seventy five.

588
00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:37,660
I think.

589
00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:39,420
Girl, I know.

590
00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:43,220
And I thought I was living large with my fifty six or whatever it is.

591
00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:45,220
Like I don't even think it's like fifty two.

592
00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:46,300
I don't know.

593
00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:47,260
I thought it was.

594
00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:50,140
I thought I was living large with that one downstairs.

595
00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:54,940
And it's not that I even really utilize my living room.

596
00:20:54,940 --> 00:20:58,620
If I'm going to watch TV, there's a TV in my bedroom and I'm just like, fuck it.

597
00:20:58,620 --> 00:21:00,220
Like watch TV in your bedroom.

598
00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:00,820
Yeah.

599
00:21:00,820 --> 00:21:02,580
Why would I want to be on the couch?

600
00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:03,860
But it's pretty cool.

601
00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:04,860
It's nice.

602
00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:05,860
Like I guess.

603
00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:07,980
Did your son watch TV downstairs?

604
00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:09,660
Or does he have a TV in his room?

605
00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:13,860
He doesn't have a TV in his room, but he's more he'll watch Netflix on this fucking computer.

606
00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:14,860
It's Netflix.

607
00:21:14,860 --> 00:21:21,660
And this weird because I spent hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of dollars on this Xbox

608
00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:25,340
and everything and upgrading and doing all this shit.

609
00:21:25,340 --> 00:21:26,860
Now you turn to PC.

610
00:21:26,860 --> 00:21:27,860
Why?

611
00:21:27,860 --> 00:21:28,860
Why?

612
00:21:28,860 --> 00:21:30,860
What he does.

613
00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:36,860
You're not going to get alien wear because that's that.

614
00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:39,860
You're not going to get alien wear.

615
00:21:39,860 --> 00:21:46,860
Because that's that you're so lucky that you're you're done.

616
00:21:46,860 --> 00:21:48,860
Like you don't you don't have kids.

617
00:21:48,860 --> 00:21:49,860
You do.

618
00:21:49,860 --> 00:21:50,860
You do.

619
00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:51,860
But you.

620
00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:54,860
I'm going to be fucking 32 on April 9.

621
00:21:54,860 --> 00:21:56,860
That's so fucking crazy.

622
00:21:56,860 --> 00:21:59,860
No, I can't believe it.

623
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:01,860
So weird to me.

624
00:22:01,860 --> 00:22:02,860
Chokes me up.

625
00:22:02,860 --> 00:22:04,860
I'm just like, what the hell?

626
00:22:04,860 --> 00:22:07,860
Well, it doesn't choke me up, but it choked me up.

627
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:12,860
I'm just like, damn, I'm going to blink.

628
00:22:12,860 --> 00:22:15,860
I'll be dead.

629
00:22:15,860 --> 00:22:16,860
True.

630
00:22:16,860 --> 00:22:18,860
I'll go though.

631
00:22:18,860 --> 00:22:19,860
Okay.

632
00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:20,860
So have you ever question?

633
00:22:20,860 --> 00:22:24,860
Have you ever bought when you buy something from Amazon and they offer you the insurance?

634
00:22:24,860 --> 00:22:29,860
Do you ever buy the insurance to go with, I guess, the item that you purchase if they offer it?

635
00:22:29,860 --> 00:22:33,860
I have not, but I have been offered and I've declined.

636
00:22:33,860 --> 00:22:34,860
Okay.

637
00:22:34,860 --> 00:22:42,860
So I actually bought insurance for the air fryer that I bought to Christmas as a go.

638
00:22:42,860 --> 00:22:45,860
And the air fires, it's working, but it's wonky.

639
00:22:45,860 --> 00:22:48,860
So I fucking fought you file a claim.

640
00:22:48,860 --> 00:22:49,860
You don't actually file a claim.

641
00:22:49,860 --> 00:22:53,860
You just, I guess, click on the Amazon purchase or whatever the fuck, right?

642
00:22:53,860 --> 00:22:54,860
Girl.

643
00:22:54,860 --> 00:22:56,860
So I know you don't have an air fire.

644
00:22:56,860 --> 00:22:59,860
The air fire I had to send back was six quarts.

645
00:22:59,860 --> 00:23:01,860
So it's fucking huge, right?

646
00:23:01,860 --> 00:23:02,860
Okay.

647
00:23:02,860 --> 00:23:05,860
So they're like, yeah, you have to send it back in order to get a fucking credit.

648
00:23:05,860 --> 00:23:06,860
And I'm just like, Oh, of course.

649
00:23:06,860 --> 00:23:08,860
I'm like, why can't you just fucking say we don't want it?

650
00:23:08,860 --> 00:23:11,860
Because obviously everybody would return everything, I guess.

651
00:23:11,860 --> 00:23:13,860
Does that make sense?

652
00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:14,860
Right.

653
00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:15,860
Yeah.

654
00:23:15,860 --> 00:23:16,860
Yeah.

655
00:23:16,860 --> 00:23:23,860
Well, we, um, M finally had a, I guess an Amazon order that came in a big fucking box because she ordered everything.

656
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:32,860
She put that option where it's like your, your delivery will be delayed, but it'll come in one box.

657
00:23:32,860 --> 00:23:33,860
Maybe that's it.

658
00:23:33,860 --> 00:23:34,860
Shit.

659
00:23:34,860 --> 00:23:35,860
Yeah.

660
00:23:35,860 --> 00:23:40,860
I don't know, but a month later, I finally had a box to ship it back in.

661
00:23:40,860 --> 00:23:45,860
I'm like, where I'm not going to go fucking buy a box to fucking ship this fucking thing back.

662
00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:50,860
I need to return it and just return to send it and tape it up.

663
00:23:50,860 --> 00:23:51,860
Right.

664
00:23:51,860 --> 00:23:54,860
I'm like, return to send her.

665
00:23:54,860 --> 00:24:00,860
Not on my dime, but I'm here to let you know that the assurance, I think it's asterine ASU.

666
00:24:00,860 --> 00:24:01,860
Oh, yes.

667
00:24:01,860 --> 00:24:03,860
I think is that's whatever.

668
00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:04,860
But that thing is legit.

669
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:10,860
I think I paid $9 for the insurance and they reimbursed me $60 within eight hours.

670
00:24:10,860 --> 00:24:11,860
Really?

671
00:24:11,860 --> 00:24:12,860
Yeah.

672
00:24:12,860 --> 00:24:18,860
So I'm like, if you guys are skeptical, I guess on the Amazon insurance plan, I say go for it.

673
00:24:18,860 --> 00:24:20,860
If you need to.

674
00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:22,860
So I'm glad I did.

675
00:24:22,860 --> 00:24:23,860
I'm, you know what?

676
00:24:23,860 --> 00:24:29,860
You just educated me because I thought that fucking insurance was just for the delivery.

677
00:24:29,860 --> 00:24:34,860
No, for the delivery, though, I thought it was like the product insurance or it was like warrant.

678
00:24:34,860 --> 00:24:35,860
Yeah.

679
00:24:35,860 --> 00:24:39,860
They offered, I guess I shouldn't say insurance, but it's a warranty protection.

680
00:24:39,860 --> 00:24:41,860
I guess is what it actually is not insurance.

681
00:24:41,860 --> 00:24:42,860
I'm sorry.

682
00:24:42,860 --> 00:24:43,860
That's what I meant to say.

683
00:24:43,860 --> 00:24:44,860
Yeah.

684
00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:49,860
So I was like, you know, if my package doesn't get here, I'm not paying the extra $599.

685
00:24:49,860 --> 00:24:50,860
Right, right, right.

686
00:24:50,860 --> 00:24:51,860
Yeah, I didn't mean that.

687
00:24:51,860 --> 00:24:52,860
I'm sorry.

688
00:24:52,860 --> 00:24:55,860
Oh, so I meant the, yeah, for the warranty.

689
00:24:55,860 --> 00:24:56,860
So the product warranty.

690
00:24:56,860 --> 00:24:57,860
Yeah.

691
00:24:57,860 --> 00:25:00,860
So I'm glad I fucking bought that shit.

692
00:25:00,860 --> 00:25:02,860
Do they sell, do they give you offers like in peers?

693
00:25:02,860 --> 00:25:06,860
I've never bought anything from Amazon where I got a product warranty.

694
00:25:06,860 --> 00:25:12,860
So I think they offered a two, a one year, two year and three year and I bought three year.

695
00:25:12,860 --> 00:25:17,860
And I'm just like, even though it was only a $60 air fryer, but because it was a, I guess,

696
00:25:17,860 --> 00:25:18,860
Black Friday special.

697
00:25:18,860 --> 00:25:19,860
Yeah.

698
00:25:19,860 --> 00:25:22,860
But I was just like, this thing's going to suck if it actually fucking breaks or whatever.

699
00:25:22,860 --> 00:25:25,860
So it was worth the $9 to me.

700
00:25:25,860 --> 00:25:26,860
Nice.

701
00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:27,860
Yeah.

702
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:32,860
Well, thank you for sharing that because I didn't even know that they offered that.

703
00:25:32,860 --> 00:25:38,860
I do know that fucking Lowe's offers fucking protection plans and I'm still with the fucking

704
00:25:38,860 --> 00:25:42,860
fridge and I bought a fucking warranty.

705
00:25:42,860 --> 00:25:45,860
The one that, oh yeah, because you got yours from Home Depot.

706
00:25:45,860 --> 00:25:47,860
No, I know that was the fucking dishwasher.

707
00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:49,860
I got the, yeah, that one.

708
00:25:49,860 --> 00:25:51,860
Fuck them too.

709
00:25:51,860 --> 00:25:57,860
I got the fridge from Lowe's and I bought, yeah, guess what?

710
00:25:57,860 --> 00:26:02,860
With my luck, please give me the five fucking year warranty.

711
00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:04,860
Like, yeah, I don't even care.

712
00:26:04,860 --> 00:26:05,860
But you know what?

713
00:26:05,860 --> 00:26:08,860
I should have fucking read like, what is it covered?

714
00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:10,860
What am I really paying for for five years?

715
00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:12,860
Because I didn't do that.

716
00:26:12,860 --> 00:26:16,860
It's like, well, you know, we only cover what you're saying.

717
00:26:16,860 --> 00:26:18,860
We don't cover freezers.

718
00:26:18,860 --> 00:26:21,860
We just cover mechanical or engines or motors.

719
00:26:21,860 --> 00:26:22,860
Yeah.

720
00:26:22,860 --> 00:26:24,860
It's a whole fucking thing.

721
00:26:24,860 --> 00:26:26,860
And I didn't know that, guess what?

722
00:26:26,860 --> 00:26:34,860
If there's not somebody who will take my service call in my area, then like, I'm just shit

723
00:26:34,860 --> 00:26:36,860
out of luck because I live in.

724
00:26:36,860 --> 00:26:39,860
Yeah, that totally fucking sucks that that happened that way.

725
00:26:39,860 --> 00:26:40,860
I know.

726
00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:43,860
But you know what totally sucks even worse?

727
00:26:43,860 --> 00:26:49,860
Madusa is that I was a stubborn fuck and everybody that I hated was telling me you should never

728
00:26:49,860 --> 00:26:50,860
get a Samsung.

729
00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:51,860
You should never.

730
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:53,860
And I was like, you know, fuck you, don't tell me what to do.

731
00:26:53,860 --> 00:26:56,860
So I got a Samsung just because.

732
00:26:56,860 --> 00:27:00,860
And yeah, so I learned a life lesson.

733
00:27:00,860 --> 00:27:05,860
And just sometimes the people you hate can have some good advice.

734
00:27:05,860 --> 00:27:07,860
Don't buy a Samsung fucking advice.

735
00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:09,860
I've never had an issue with Samsung.

736
00:27:09,860 --> 00:27:11,860
I actually like Samsung.

737
00:27:11,860 --> 00:27:13,860
But why?

738
00:27:13,860 --> 00:27:14,860
Yeah.

739
00:27:14,860 --> 00:27:18,860
Dars had Samsung washer and dryer that we used to use.

740
00:27:18,860 --> 00:27:21,860
Maybe they're washers and their fridges.

741
00:27:21,860 --> 00:27:23,860
Yeah, no.

742
00:27:23,860 --> 00:27:27,860
Yeah, I guess I guess the horror stories come from their fridges from everybody.

743
00:27:27,860 --> 00:27:29,860
Yeah, I guess it's different for everybody.

744
00:27:29,860 --> 00:27:30,860
Yeah.

745
00:27:30,860 --> 00:27:32,860
Oh, my windows open.

746
00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:35,860
I'm sorry that there's a fucking plane going by.

747
00:27:35,860 --> 00:27:38,860
At least it's not the cable airport.

748
00:27:38,860 --> 00:27:41,860
It's not me.

749
00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:46,860
It sounds like you're in fucking like World War fucking one.

750
00:27:46,860 --> 00:27:48,860
You're the slow fucking.

751
00:27:48,860 --> 00:27:50,860
Me.

752
00:27:50,860 --> 00:27:51,860
Shit.

753
00:27:51,860 --> 00:27:55,860
I miss sometimes I miss the city, but I'm sometimes I'm just like, thank God.

754
00:27:55,860 --> 00:27:57,860
Not there.

755
00:27:57,860 --> 00:28:00,860
Um,

756
00:28:00,860 --> 00:28:03,860
I'm going to ask you, have you been to Portland lately?

757
00:28:03,860 --> 00:28:06,860
I was thinking maybe I should fly up there and we just hang out in Portland

758
00:28:06,860 --> 00:28:07,860
because I miss you.

759
00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:09,860
I miss you too.

760
00:28:09,860 --> 00:28:12,860
I have not been to Portland lately.

761
00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:15,860
I've just been working my ass off and, uh,

762
00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:21,860
just rolling with the punches and now I'm like dusting myself off and standing

763
00:28:21,860 --> 00:28:24,860
up and I'm good brand new year for my bestie.

764
00:28:24,860 --> 00:28:27,860
Yes, it is.

765
00:28:27,860 --> 00:28:30,860
I'm going to freaking manifest it.

766
00:28:30,860 --> 00:28:32,860
It could be great.

767
00:28:32,860 --> 00:28:34,860
Like the tiger.

768
00:28:34,860 --> 00:28:37,860
I know.

769
00:28:37,860 --> 00:28:40,860
You know, my son.

770
00:28:40,860 --> 00:28:43,860
When you bought and.

771
00:28:43,860 --> 00:28:45,860
I don't know.

772
00:28:45,860 --> 00:28:47,860
Did she eat cold cereal in the morning?

773
00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:49,860
Sometimes for breakfast, breakfast.

774
00:28:49,860 --> 00:28:51,860
Yeah.

775
00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:52,860
Okay.

776
00:28:52,860 --> 00:28:55,860
So were you the type of mom that was like,

777
00:28:55,860 --> 00:28:56,860
Kairios,

778
00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:58,860
Kicks.

779
00:28:58,860 --> 00:29:01,860
Or were you the type of mom like, here's your fucking lucky charms,

780
00:29:01,860 --> 00:29:04,860
marshmallows, your fucking cinnamon toast crunch,

781
00:29:04,860 --> 00:29:06,860
your fucking fruit loops.

782
00:29:06,860 --> 00:29:09,860
Like, you know, it's bullshit, but it tastes good.

783
00:29:09,860 --> 00:29:10,860
I'm going to have to ask her.

784
00:29:10,860 --> 00:29:12,860
I don't remember what I used to buy her.

785
00:29:12,860 --> 00:29:14,860
I'll ask her and I'll let you know next week.

786
00:29:14,860 --> 00:29:17,860
Okay. Yeah. Well, so I.

787
00:29:17,860 --> 00:29:19,860
Well, yeah.

788
00:29:19,860 --> 00:29:23,860
So I used to eat my kids cereal all the time for like midnight snacks.

789
00:29:23,860 --> 00:29:25,860
Right.

790
00:29:25,860 --> 00:29:27,860
I was like, I was always a okay with.

791
00:29:27,860 --> 00:29:29,860
Here's some cinnamon toast crunch.

792
00:29:29,860 --> 00:29:31,860
I was like, I'm not going to eat that.

793
00:29:31,860 --> 00:29:33,860
I'm not going to eat that shit ass.

794
00:29:33,860 --> 00:29:35,860
Sugary cereal.

795
00:29:35,860 --> 00:29:38,860
That you know, it's not going to be any benefit to their fucking.

796
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:40,860
Right. Like.

797
00:29:40,860 --> 00:29:42,860
And that would be once in a while.

798
00:29:42,860 --> 00:29:45,860
And then I decided when I started working more and I couldn't like,

799
00:29:45,860 --> 00:29:48,860
make the kids breakfast like I used to do.

800
00:29:48,860 --> 00:29:51,860
Whether it was a scrambled some egg or spam and rice.

801
00:29:51,860 --> 00:29:53,860
Friday on top.

802
00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:56,860
Um, they had to go to cereal.

803
00:29:56,860 --> 00:30:02,860
And I made this transition where, okay, I'm going to buy healthier cereal.

804
00:30:02,860 --> 00:30:05,860
You know what my fucking healthy, my, my, my,

805
00:30:05,860 --> 00:30:07,860
what I thought was healthy.

806
00:30:07,860 --> 00:30:10,860
I said, those little motherfucking wheat that, or what are they?

807
00:30:10,860 --> 00:30:13,860
The shredded wheat. Yeah. Those little, yeah.

808
00:30:13,860 --> 00:30:15,860
With the frosted shredded wheat. Those little,

809
00:30:15,860 --> 00:30:18,860
Oh, my mom used to buy that for me and my brother all the time.

810
00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:20,860
Cause I guess it was the healthy fucking version.

811
00:30:20,860 --> 00:30:23,860
Yeah. So that's what I thought as an Islander.

812
00:30:23,860 --> 00:30:26,860
I was like, oh, I'm going to buy that.

813
00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:27,860
You know what?

814
00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:29,860
That's what I used to have to fucking eat.

815
00:30:29,860 --> 00:30:31,860
Here.

816
00:30:31,860 --> 00:30:34,860
Yeah. The kids didn't even fucking, they didn't touch that shit.

817
00:30:34,860 --> 00:30:37,860
Yeah. Because it fucking tastes like cardboard.

818
00:30:37,860 --> 00:30:40,860
Oh, there's frosting on it. Right.

819
00:30:40,860 --> 00:30:43,860
But here's the thing, because my mom would buy that because it would

820
00:30:43,860 --> 00:30:45,860
be the healthiest fucking option for cereal.

821
00:30:45,860 --> 00:30:46,860
Why, what, why.

822
00:30:46,860 --> 00:30:50,860
A and B, like all the sugar would be gone because me and my brother

823
00:30:50,860 --> 00:30:53,860
on top. So it totally defeats the purpose.

824
00:30:53,860 --> 00:30:55,860
I used to do that.

825
00:30:55,860 --> 00:30:59,860
My dad would give us just regular motherfucking Cheerios.

826
00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:01,860
It wasn't honey nut. It was nothing.

827
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,860
And oh, you could cut a banana and it fuck that.

828
00:31:04,860 --> 00:31:06,860
Yeah. I've cut a banana into it.

829
00:31:06,860 --> 00:31:07,860
And guess what I would do?

830
00:31:07,860 --> 00:31:11,860
Put like two tablespoons of motherfucking granulated sugar and it would go

831
00:31:11,860 --> 00:31:14,860
all the way to the bottom of my bowl and I would make sure I'd scrape

832
00:31:14,860 --> 00:31:16,860
that fucking sugar up.

833
00:31:16,860 --> 00:31:18,860
That's right. And then drink it.

834
00:31:18,860 --> 00:31:20,860
Yeah.

835
00:31:20,860 --> 00:31:22,860
And then mix it with my milk.

836
00:31:22,860 --> 00:31:24,860
That's right, bitch. I feel you.

837
00:31:24,860 --> 00:31:25,860
Yeah.

838
00:31:25,860 --> 00:31:27,860
Her parents trying to feed us healthy with the fuck.

839
00:31:27,860 --> 00:31:29,860
Exactly. You see, we turned out. Okay.

840
00:31:29,860 --> 00:31:31,860
Yeah, we did. Yeah.

841
00:31:31,860 --> 00:31:33,860
And look at us thrive now.

842
00:31:33,860 --> 00:31:36,860
Right.

843
00:31:36,860 --> 00:31:40,860
Okay, bestie. So I have, um, so I guess we'll call this segment,

844
00:31:40,860 --> 00:31:42,860
the GTK MBB.

845
00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:45,860
Get to know my bestie better.

846
00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:47,860
Very good. Okay.

847
00:31:47,860 --> 00:31:49,860
So, um, for the listeners last week,

848
00:31:49,860 --> 00:31:52,860
Pomona bullets asked me three questions and I'm like, you know what?

849
00:31:52,860 --> 00:31:55,860
We need to, um, get to know each other better periods.

850
00:31:55,860 --> 00:31:58,860
So we should just start doing this like every fucking episode.

851
00:31:58,860 --> 00:32:00,860
Right.

852
00:32:00,860 --> 00:32:03,860
I was all for it because.

853
00:32:03,860 --> 00:32:05,860
Yeah, it's just really weird.

854
00:32:05,860 --> 00:32:07,860
You can be 20 years.

855
00:32:07,860 --> 00:32:09,860
So things.

856
00:32:09,860 --> 00:32:11,860
Exactly.

857
00:32:11,860 --> 00:32:15,860
So I guess I'll go first. We can go, I guess back and forth or however.

858
00:32:15,860 --> 00:32:18,860
Um, so let's see here.

859
00:32:18,860 --> 00:32:21,860
My first question is other than West coast hip hop,

860
00:32:21,860 --> 00:32:25,860
what other genre of music can you not live without?

861
00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:31,860
Uh, rock, rock and roll.

862
00:32:31,860 --> 00:32:33,860
Just death metal.

863
00:32:33,860 --> 00:32:35,860
Yeah, I was going to guess, um, reggae,

864
00:32:35,860 --> 00:32:37,860
because I know you're a big ball of marlin fans.

865
00:32:37,860 --> 00:32:40,860
I'm trying to see if I knew you, but I'm just like, oh, I guess I don't know her.

866
00:32:40,860 --> 00:32:42,860
Yeah, I rather kill.

867
00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:47,860
I'm just like, I rather just have somebody just yell and scream for me.

868
00:32:47,860 --> 00:32:50,860
That, uh, because I do love reggae and you're absolutely right.

869
00:32:50,860 --> 00:32:51,860
You're absolutely right.

870
00:32:51,860 --> 00:32:53,860
I, well, I got it wrong then.

871
00:32:53,860 --> 00:32:55,860
So boo.

872
00:32:55,860 --> 00:32:58,860
But that would be my third choice.

873
00:32:58,860 --> 00:32:59,860
Probably.

874
00:32:59,860 --> 00:33:00,860
Okay.

875
00:33:00,860 --> 00:33:05,860
And you, you just, um, let me see if I can even answer that.

876
00:33:05,860 --> 00:33:07,860
Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

877
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:08,860
Okay.

878
00:33:08,860 --> 00:33:10,860
So mine is mine isn't even East coast.

879
00:33:10,860 --> 00:33:13,860
I'm sorry. West coast hip hop. That's just like for working out,

880
00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:16,860
but East coast hip hop like 80s and 90s is my favorite.

881
00:33:16,860 --> 00:33:18,860
So my second would be what?

882
00:33:18,860 --> 00:33:22,860
Your second, you know what?

883
00:33:22,860 --> 00:33:23,860
Hmm.

884
00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:25,860
I never talk about it because that way.

885
00:33:25,860 --> 00:33:27,860
So I wouldn't know.

886
00:33:27,860 --> 00:33:31,860
Like, like a, you know what I would think with you.

887
00:33:31,860 --> 00:33:32,860
Hmm.

888
00:33:32,860 --> 00:33:34,860
That you couldn't live without you would take.

889
00:33:34,860 --> 00:33:35,860
Hmm.

890
00:33:35,860 --> 00:33:39,860
I'm going to say like.

891
00:33:39,860 --> 00:33:41,860
I'm going to say like,

892
00:33:41,860 --> 00:33:45,860
I was going to say that I was going to say that.

893
00:33:45,860 --> 00:33:46,860
I was going to say that.

894
00:33:46,860 --> 00:33:47,860
That was my favorite.

895
00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:48,860
Okay.

896
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:50,860
Maybe I'm like house music and techno.

897
00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:51,860
I was.

898
00:33:51,860 --> 00:33:53,860
I was going to say that.

899
00:33:53,860 --> 00:33:58,860
That music just makes me so happy all the time.

900
00:33:58,860 --> 00:33:59,860
Don't need to drop Molly.

901
00:33:59,860 --> 00:34:01,860
All you need to do is listen to house,

902
00:34:01,860 --> 00:34:02,860
fucking music people.

903
00:34:02,860 --> 00:34:03,860
That's right.

904
00:34:03,860 --> 00:34:04,860
That's right.

905
00:34:04,860 --> 00:34:05,860
That's right, bitch.

906
00:34:05,860 --> 00:34:06,860
Yes.

907
00:34:06,860 --> 00:34:07,860
Oh,

908
00:34:07,860 --> 00:34:16,320
Okay, so and again, these are just like easy questions that right if somebody said you can't answer this question

909
00:34:16,420 --> 00:34:18,420
She's dead. I would

910
00:34:18,660 --> 00:34:26,180
Medusa would be dead. So my I know pretty much I would like to take the honor and like

911
00:34:26,820 --> 00:34:28,340
I pretty much know

912
00:34:28,340 --> 00:34:35,020
But this is one question that oh shit. I probably don't know. Okay. I know you're not religious and whatever

913
00:34:35,020 --> 00:34:39,060
But pray. Okay. Just pray right do you actually

914
00:34:39,580 --> 00:34:44,940
Pray before a meal even if it's just in your head. Do you actually just just say thank you

915
00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:51,740
Unifers or whatever your prayer may be do you actually pray before you eat? I do I say thank you not all the time

916
00:34:51,740 --> 00:34:57,360
But I do have maybe half the time I do say thank you and and like your head. Yeah, or I

917
00:34:58,100 --> 00:35:02,420
But I don't do the whole fucking 90 second prayer my mom does with her eyes

918
00:35:02,420 --> 00:35:08,500
We're closed in her hands when everybody's holding their hands and yeah prayer position and bowing. Yeah

919
00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:11,620
I don't do all that in their eyes in a public restaurant

920
00:35:12,620 --> 00:35:17,260
Oh my god, that was so embarrassing. No, I fucking hated that shit

921
00:35:17,260 --> 00:35:22,060
I used to open my eyes and look around like who's looking at us. This is weird

922
00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:26,060
I'm so glad I was not the only child that was treated the same way

923
00:35:27,420 --> 00:35:29,420
That's why you're my best day

924
00:35:29,420 --> 00:35:36,620
So but you do actually you just do a little like thanks for my meal. Yes in your head. Yes shit, okay

925
00:35:36,860 --> 00:35:40,180
See didn't you know that? All right. What do you think I do?

926
00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:47,060
Um, I would say yes, especially or I guess maybe if you're having a bad day. I know you would

927
00:35:48,260 --> 00:35:50,260
Or if you're feeling down and out I

928
00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:52,540
Always

929
00:35:52,540 --> 00:35:56,660
Yeah in my head. I don't make like the whole scene. I don't even make my kids

930
00:35:56,660 --> 00:36:01,940
I don't even tell what I never even raised my children that let's bless the meal before we eat

931
00:36:01,940 --> 00:36:03,860
But never I never even did that

932
00:36:03,860 --> 00:36:09,300
I think I did a little bit when they were still like believing in Santa Claus and Easter browning and shit like that like I

933
00:36:09,620 --> 00:36:11,620
threw it in there, but

934
00:36:11,980 --> 00:36:18,620
Like I never made it. This is what we do because I never took them to church because I

935
00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:21,580
Don't know. Oh, yeah

936
00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:25,740
I had to take my daughter to church growing up and then there for some reason like I

937
00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:31,160
Want to say when I don't know how old I was probably like maybe M was like maybe eight

938
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:34,500
I don't know. I didn't go to church one Sunday because my parents were on vacation

939
00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:39,680
And they they come home and my dad's like did you go to church and I'm like no, he's like I knew it

940
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,280
He's like well, just don't go to church anymore than I'm like great

941
00:36:47,460 --> 00:36:49,460
Every Sunday

942
00:36:50,060 --> 00:36:52,540
Yeah every fucking Sunday. It was just like

943
00:36:52,540 --> 00:36:54,540
I'm all those people and

944
00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:11,820
The church I was going to I

945
00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:18,620
Guess I guess my mom's church that we're all going to the pastor got caught fucking one of the fucking chicks there

946
00:37:18,620 --> 00:37:20,620
And I'm just like, oh, yeah

947
00:37:20,620 --> 00:37:27,260
Of course, yeah that they had to fucking I guess fire him and then get another pastor and I'm like, oh you guys are like

948
00:37:27,260 --> 00:37:29,260
See, this is why I don't do religion like

949
00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:33,180
Yeah, guys are all fucking fake. I know

950
00:37:33,980 --> 00:37:38,460
This fucking like fuck your holy water. I bet you I don't know

951
00:37:38,460 --> 00:37:45,020
I bet you the second altar boys just got fucking water from the goddamn water fountain right there

952
00:37:45,020 --> 00:37:51,980
Like how's it holy? I don't even know I don't even want this water on my forehead or wherever you

953
00:37:53,660 --> 00:37:55,660
You know it

954
00:37:55,660 --> 00:37:57,980
Never mind. I'm not even gonna close right. Yeah

955
00:37:58,620 --> 00:38:01,820
Yeah, but okay good. Well, but I still acknowledge

956
00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:10,140
I still thank the greater the a higher power. That's it. Yes. I do too because we're spiritual and uh, there is a higher power

957
00:38:10,220 --> 00:38:13,420
I just don't have to adhere to I guess the bible's standards and

958
00:38:13,420 --> 00:38:16,860
Yeah, and my higher power doesn't ask for 10% of my check. So

959
00:38:20,460 --> 00:38:28,140
But yeah, I'm not saying okay, but we won't yeah, we're gonna crawl out of that radical. What's your next question?

960
00:38:29,100 --> 00:38:31,580
Um, are you allergic to any medications?

961
00:38:33,820 --> 00:38:35,020
I

962
00:38:35,020 --> 00:38:39,740
And what do you think I want to say yes probably because me and you have like allergies

963
00:38:41,020 --> 00:38:43,020
right

964
00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:45,340
I am actually not

965
00:38:46,140 --> 00:38:49,660
I'm all at least on record. I am not allergic to any oh

966
00:38:50,220 --> 00:38:53,820
Sillen or benadryl like medications. Okay

967
00:38:55,020 --> 00:38:56,780
On record

968
00:38:56,780 --> 00:39:00,860
There's nothing they I'm not allergic to the latex glove or

969
00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:04,140
I'm just you know how they say that. Yeah

970
00:39:05,180 --> 00:39:07,180
Yeah, so as far as medications

971
00:39:07,820 --> 00:39:09,020
um

972
00:39:09,020 --> 00:39:15,340
And as far as I know I am not allergic to any medication. You can pump me up with penicillin or whatever

973
00:39:16,140 --> 00:39:18,940
I I won't have an allergic reaction. Okay

974
00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:28,300
And for you I am allergic to penicillin. I get really bad hives and they're they're like big giant boil bumps

975
00:39:28,380 --> 00:39:30,380
And they turn brown if I have

976
00:39:30,860 --> 00:39:32,860
Or like any uh, I guess

977
00:39:33,260 --> 00:39:34,380
derivative

978
00:39:34,380 --> 00:39:41,260
I don't know. Yeah, it's a proper word like amoxicillin. I get I somebody a doctor gave me amoxicillin

979
00:39:41,260 --> 00:39:44,300
I want to say it was like when I was in my 20s and he's like, are you allergic to anything?

980
00:39:44,300 --> 00:39:49,820
I'm like, yeah penicillin and he's like, uh, well, you can try this that'll probably fix you better

981
00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:53,020
It, um, I don't think you'll break out. Of course I did

982
00:39:54,220 --> 00:39:55,900
It was bad

983
00:39:55,900 --> 00:39:58,300
Yeah, so I had to go get a cortisone shot in my butt

984
00:39:58,300 --> 00:40:05,260
Uh, do you still does it still like puff up once in a while that the injection point? No

985
00:40:06,140 --> 00:40:08,140
I've had cortisone shots and

986
00:40:09,180 --> 00:40:12,300
It could be like six months to a year later

987
00:40:13,020 --> 00:40:15,180
It it'll just right in the injection

988
00:40:16,060 --> 00:40:16,940
part

989
00:40:16,940 --> 00:40:20,300
It kind of bubbles up looks like a little like blister, but it goes away

990
00:40:20,780 --> 00:40:25,100
My um, I know we had this conversation before on one of the episodes at least

991
00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:31,580
Um, when it comes to tattoos with the red ink in the summertime when I overheat it fucking gets all raised and itchy

992
00:40:32,220 --> 00:40:34,220
I know me too. Yeah

993
00:40:34,380 --> 00:40:36,220
I don't know what it is about red ink, but that's

994
00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:42,300
So is orange and you know what the orange used to do that and whatever fucking orange ink I had

995
00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:44,940
Uh, it's absolutely gone

996
00:40:48,220 --> 00:40:53,980
I don't mean it faded or no it faded to the point like it's gone. It's skin color. No

997
00:40:53,980 --> 00:40:55,980
No, yeah, it's kind of weird

998
00:40:56,300 --> 00:40:58,300
Huh

999
00:40:58,300 --> 00:41:03,100
And you're not even like you're white. Well, you're not white, but I mean, you're not lighter. Yeah

1000
00:41:04,220 --> 00:41:06,460
On the lighter side, it's just like wow

1001
00:41:06,940 --> 00:41:10,460
It's fucking gone and now that I think about it and I'm looking at pictures

1002
00:41:10,860 --> 00:41:13,180
previous pictures of me throughout the years

1003
00:41:13,820 --> 00:41:14,700
and

1004
00:41:14,700 --> 00:41:18,060
Yeah, my wrist it used to be hella orange and now

1005
00:41:18,620 --> 00:41:20,620
It's just completely fucking gone

1006
00:41:20,620 --> 00:41:25,500
I've never even known that to have color since I've known you so that must have been faded a long time ago

1007
00:41:26,060 --> 00:41:28,060
I I know I'll show you

1008
00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:33,900
A picture of me when I was in Mexico with my dad playing darts and

1009
00:41:34,460 --> 00:41:39,340
And it was when we mean you became besties and stuff. You'll you okay. Yeah

1010
00:41:40,220 --> 00:41:42,620
I'll send you a picture. I have a great picture

1011
00:41:43,180 --> 00:41:47,580
Or of the tattoo at least. I mean don't mind my face and whatever but

1012
00:41:47,580 --> 00:41:55,820
The picture it's so fucking orange and now I look at it. It's like it's fucking it's there's no color

1013
00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:59,500
It's gone. It's gone and I didn't even try to remove it

1014
00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:02,300
Huh

1015
00:42:03,260 --> 00:42:04,860
Yeah

1016
00:42:04,860 --> 00:42:11,020
And you would think me trying to be a little tattoo artist would fucking know this shit, but I don't know what the fuck happened

1017
00:42:11,020 --> 00:42:13,020
I guess it's cheapy ink. I don't fucking know

1018
00:42:13,020 --> 00:42:16,860
Fuck it. I was gone though

1019
00:42:18,940 --> 00:42:21,340
But speaking of that tattoos

1020
00:42:22,620 --> 00:42:27,980
I know you have tattoos. I know you know, we both have artwork. You have more artwork

1021
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:30,780
than I do. Okay, um

1022
00:42:31,420 --> 00:42:35,180
But if some if I if somebody were to ask me

1023
00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:37,740
Give me

1024
00:42:37,740 --> 00:42:41,340
The exact like how many tattoos does she actually have? You know what?

1025
00:42:41,340 --> 00:42:47,340
I knew you're gonna ask me that when you started talking tattoos. I don't know. I don't I haven't counted so I don't know

1026
00:42:47,340 --> 00:42:50,700
But I mean it would be more of like 10 plus, right? Yeah

1027
00:42:51,340 --> 00:42:54,300
Okay, just if you just boil it down. Okay. Yeah

1028
00:42:55,180 --> 00:42:56,700
yeah

1029
00:42:56,700 --> 00:43:00,700
But you have artwork see and I really don't I have eyebrows

1030
00:43:01,660 --> 00:43:04,220
Oh, Jesus christ. I fucking love you

1031
00:43:05,660 --> 00:43:10,220
But do you know how many I actually have I know you have the wrist one

1032
00:43:10,220 --> 00:43:12,860
Do you have one on your like upper arm?

1033
00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:17,020
No, no

1034
00:43:17,020 --> 00:43:19,340
So maybe I'm not counting your eyebrows

1035
00:43:19,980 --> 00:43:26,620
Um, maybe two. I think you have like don't you have a turtle or something on your ankle or your foot? Maybe my ankle

1036
00:43:27,340 --> 00:43:29,420
Yes, okay. So you have two tattoos me two

1037
00:43:30,300 --> 00:43:31,900
What about my back?

1038
00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:36,540
Oh, I don't know about your back. I have a shark on my back. Okay. Oh cool

1039
00:43:36,540 --> 00:43:39,820
Oh, yeah, yeah, how big is it?

1040
00:43:40,460 --> 00:43:43,260
Oh, it's tiny and that's when um

1041
00:43:44,060 --> 00:43:46,060
it's so

1042
00:43:46,140 --> 00:43:47,500
and it

1043
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:53,260
Yeah, that's when I was in Hawaii and I got the passage of being like an adult

1044
00:43:53,980 --> 00:43:55,980
When we swam with the sharks

1045
00:43:56,620 --> 00:43:58,620
to get back to the shore

1046
00:43:58,780 --> 00:44:00,300
Yeah, but

1047
00:44:00,300 --> 00:44:04,620
Yeah, it kind of fit in perfect, but yeah, so yeah, I only have three

1048
00:44:04,620 --> 00:44:06,620
Okay

1049
00:44:06,860 --> 00:44:11,260
Yeah, and not counting my eyebrows and not counting the ones I removed

1050
00:44:12,220 --> 00:44:15,020
Not counting. Oh, you what tattoos did you ever move?

1051
00:44:16,540 --> 00:44:20,460
Like the stupid ones on my face and on on my uh

1052
00:44:21,820 --> 00:44:23,820
Knuckles

1053
00:44:24,220 --> 00:44:29,820
Yeah, you know what they said guess what you don't know that's great. I forgot about your knuckles ones

1054
00:44:29,820 --> 00:44:31,820
I want to see a picture of that

1055
00:44:31,820 --> 00:44:35,260
You know it was like a Polaroid camera

1056
00:44:47,020 --> 00:44:49,020
It was a different time

1057
00:44:49,180 --> 00:44:51,180
Oh, I fucking love you

1058
00:44:51,980 --> 00:44:53,980
Oh my gosh, I love you too

1059
00:44:54,940 --> 00:44:56,940
Okay, so

1060
00:44:56,940 --> 00:45:02,940
I guess am I is it my question? Okay, so I have one more question. What's your favorite color that oh did I ask you this already?

1061
00:45:03,580 --> 00:45:05,580
What's your favorite color that is not black?

1062
00:45:06,940 --> 00:45:08,940
Okay, wait, so you don't know

1063
00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:11,500
you're gonna

1064
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:18,220
What would your assumption be because we're talking like they have a news over me over my neck

1065
00:45:18,460 --> 00:45:25,020
They're like we're gonna pull this if you don't know the answer. It's so fucking dramatic. I know it has to be like this

1066
00:45:25,020 --> 00:45:28,780
It has to be like this is what it is. Well, you're an islander. So I would think like

1067
00:45:29,580 --> 00:45:30,860
maybe

1068
00:45:30,860 --> 00:45:31,900
blue

1069
00:45:31,900 --> 00:45:33,900
Yes

1070
00:45:34,540 --> 00:45:40,620
It's actually turquoise, but okay. Well, that's close enough. I fucking love turquoise too and it looks good on on tan skin

1071
00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:49,100
Girl, yes, I love turquoise turquoise is my go-to color. Yeah, okay. Well, I'm glad I got one right. Yes

1072
00:45:50,460 --> 00:45:52,620
I wouldn't die. Yes. Yes still alive

1073
00:45:52,620 --> 00:45:54,620
I live another day. Okay. Um

1074
00:45:56,060 --> 00:45:58,060
for you for me, um

1075
00:45:58,940 --> 00:46:02,860
It's a different like now that it's summertime. I don't know. I change my colors all the time

1076
00:46:03,340 --> 00:46:09,660
It's normally nine times out of ten is blue, but like this year. I'm feeling orange. I want everything orange. I guess for swimwear

1077
00:46:10,380 --> 00:46:16,380
But not like a pumpkin orange like a lighter orange. Yeah, like a neon orange or like the bright naval oranges

1078
00:46:16,540 --> 00:46:19,180
Not yeah, not pumpkin orange. That's more like brown. I guess

1079
00:46:19,180 --> 00:46:22,540
Yeah, I hate that little spicy orange color. Yeah

1080
00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:24,620
Okay

1081
00:46:24,620 --> 00:46:26,620
Huh good to know

1082
00:46:27,740 --> 00:46:31,660
Okay, so my last one. Okay. Okay. Again

1083
00:46:33,260 --> 00:46:35,260
We have to think about it like

1084
00:46:35,580 --> 00:46:37,900
Life, I would not know the answer to this

1085
00:46:38,140 --> 00:46:43,740
But I'm going to guess what my answer would be and then you're going to say what the true answer is

1086
00:46:43,740 --> 00:46:49,660
So this is very minimal, but it's something I don't know about you because I know most

1087
00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:54,860
Okay veggies veggies. I know you eat veggies. I know you eat fruit. I know that

1088
00:46:55,820 --> 00:46:57,340
but what

1089
00:46:57,340 --> 00:47:00,220
is the most hated veggie

1090
00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:06,700
For you to eat like what is where I have some or it's like if somebody puts something on my plate

1091
00:47:06,780 --> 00:47:09,340
I'm just like I won't I just won't

1092
00:47:09,340 --> 00:47:16,620
I just can't I just don't like it. There's that one veggie. What is it the one that everybody fucking eats fucking green beans

1093
00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:22,460
That's shit is fucking trash tastes like you know how it says wax beans. Yeah, it tastes like fucking wax bitch

1094
00:47:22,700 --> 00:47:28,700
Stop eating green beans. There's nothing nutritious about green beans. So you just hate green beans? Yes

1095
00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:31,180
I was going to say

1096
00:47:31,260 --> 00:47:33,980
I honestly thought it was like if I had to answer that

1097
00:47:34,940 --> 00:47:36,300
uh

1098
00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:38,300
I thought to myself

1099
00:47:38,300 --> 00:47:40,300
She probably

1100
00:47:40,860 --> 00:47:46,940
Would hate Brussels sprouts. Um, you know what? I love them, but they give me the worst gas. So yeah, I hate them

1101
00:47:47,740 --> 00:47:49,740
Yeah, I was like if somebody

1102
00:47:51,660 --> 00:47:53,660
I don't know what would be the one

1103
00:47:54,060 --> 00:47:55,980
Vegetable. Yeah, of course

1104
00:47:55,980 --> 00:48:00,700
We grew up in that era where our parents were service and we can't leave the fucking table

1105
00:48:00,940 --> 00:48:02,060
Right

1106
00:48:02,060 --> 00:48:08,380
Our until we feed the dog our vegetables or find a way to just get rid of our vegetables. I can't believe they used to do that to us

1107
00:48:08,380 --> 00:48:14,140
That's so ridiculous. And then the vegetables we get cold after an hour. Oh, and I'm so fucking gross

1108
00:48:14,380 --> 00:48:19,100
And now I really want to eat some cold-ass peas now. So now I guess I'm just gonna

1109
00:48:19,660 --> 00:48:22,060
Get a fucking pillow and sleep here because

1110
00:48:22,060 --> 00:48:36,540
I don't know right? I don't know right? I do have like a vegetable work. Oh, I just

1111
00:48:37,340 --> 00:48:39,340
I really don't

1112
00:48:39,340 --> 00:48:44,300
You seem like you would eat any vegetable. I do. I do because I consider

1113
00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:49,820
Oh, you know what? I would eat green beans. I just think about it because my mom loves eggplants. I

1114
00:48:49,820 --> 00:48:51,820
I think that shit is so disgusting

1115
00:48:52,780 --> 00:48:58,860
I don't know Filipinos love eggplants and I know she puts it straight on the fucking the stove like how people um

1116
00:48:59,660 --> 00:49:01,660
You know how you warm up?

1117
00:49:01,740 --> 00:49:04,460
Yeah, she fucking does that with the eggplant. It's so disgusting

1118
00:49:04,940 --> 00:49:05,900
What?

1119
00:49:05,900 --> 00:49:10,300
Yeah, I was just like, oh, I cannot be this one. I'm never gonna marry an Asian guy

1120
00:49:10,540 --> 00:49:15,420
I'm never gonna get married, but I'm never gonna hook up with an Asian guy. I just cannot deal with the culture at all

1121
00:49:15,420 --> 00:49:22,060
Like I've lived it my entire life absolutely not

1122
00:49:23,980 --> 00:49:25,980
Not me

1123
00:49:31,260 --> 00:49:35,900
You're like, well good to know I was like, but don't go with the cholos and don't

1124
00:49:35,900 --> 00:49:43,580
Or the edgars are just gonna say there's no more tolos. Yeah, don't go with the edgars. Don't go with the fucking. I don't know

1125
00:49:44,540 --> 00:49:48,700
Like I don't know. I don't know. I guess you know it

1126
00:49:50,140 --> 00:49:53,660
Just line them up and get ready to aim and just

1127
00:49:55,820 --> 00:49:57,820
Pick a target

1128
00:49:57,820 --> 00:50:06,780
Yeah, I don't know but so mine like I absolutely 1000% fucking fucking hate and I don't care

1129
00:50:06,860 --> 00:50:12,220
I tried it, but don't ever and I don't even know if it's a vegetable. Obviously, it's not I think it's a plant

1130
00:50:12,380 --> 00:50:18,540
Well, a vegetable is a plant, but yeah, hate cactus. Don't give me I have never eaten cactus

1131
00:50:18,620 --> 00:50:23,340
But yeah, some people eat that. Yeah, it's like the I the in the um,

1132
00:50:23,340 --> 00:50:30,060
Hispanic culture they call it like nopales or whatever they scramble that with eggs or

1133
00:50:30,620 --> 00:50:36,060
You know, I'm grateful because you know, bagers can't be choosing. I'm eating right food, but

1134
00:50:37,020 --> 00:50:39,020
No, I don't I I can't

1135
00:50:39,420 --> 00:50:45,500
I just hate cactus and people like you haven't had it this way. You haven't had it grilled. You haven't like fuck

1136
00:50:46,380 --> 00:50:48,460
So did you watch them prepare it?

1137
00:50:48,460 --> 00:50:54,620
Did they just um peel the skin off and then just grill the I guess the inside of it. Yeah, it's like the

1138
00:50:55,500 --> 00:50:57,500
part

1139
00:50:57,580 --> 00:50:59,580
But you take they take the

1140
00:51:00,060 --> 00:51:05,100
Needles off. I don't even know like I thought there was a shit ton of different type of cactus

1141
00:51:05,180 --> 00:51:06,940
So I don't know like

1142
00:51:06,940 --> 00:51:08,460
It has to be that

1143
00:51:08,460 --> 00:51:11,900
I don't even know is it any cactus or it's a a certain type of cactus

1144
00:51:12,300 --> 00:51:15,580
I have I would assume it's a certain type because

1145
00:51:15,580 --> 00:51:23,340
The cactus looks like one of those cactus where it's like it almost looks like a little plate or something and it has the

1146
00:51:24,300 --> 00:51:30,060
I don't I don't fucking know. You know what actually I'm making myself sound so stupid because I didn't gts and I don't

1147
00:51:30,700 --> 00:51:34,860
Educate myself yet. I'm just like, I don't know. I think it's in the bohavi desert

1148
00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:41,020
I'll check that out because yeah, I've seen or I've heard people eating that before and I'm like, oh, that's no a lot of people

1149
00:51:41,020 --> 00:51:46,380
Eat it and it's a it's a delicacy. It's good. Like I don't know. I don't know

1150
00:51:46,700 --> 00:51:52,700
Huh, but I also don't like tongue. I don't like cow tongue. I will not I've never tried that. I want to try it

1151
00:51:52,780 --> 00:51:54,780
I've never tried it

1152
00:51:54,940 --> 00:51:56,940
Or have you tried? Oh, what's it called?

1153
00:51:57,420 --> 00:51:59,180
the uh

1154
00:51:59,180 --> 00:52:00,700
Brains or whatever

1155
00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:06,220
No, I haven't tried. I don't know if I would like that, but I guess how you don't want to try tongue. That's how I don't want to try

1156
00:52:06,620 --> 00:52:07,900
brain

1157
00:52:07,900 --> 00:52:15,580
I don't know. I mean if you guys fool me, mother. Hmm. I'll be fucking I've eaten kitlins and I guess chorizo. So that's fucking

1158
00:52:16,700 --> 00:52:22,300
Intestine lining. So I'm sure brain and tongue would be a lot better. I eat and cleaner spam

1159
00:52:22,540 --> 00:52:25,740
I don't feel like I'm fucking higher than anybody. I'm spam

1160
00:52:26,540 --> 00:52:31,580
Let's let's eat the whole animal. Please. It's sacrifice. It's like, I don't know but

1161
00:52:31,980 --> 00:52:35,020
Shit, I'll eat spam. So but I don't want to eat

1162
00:52:35,740 --> 00:52:37,660
tongue

1163
00:52:37,660 --> 00:52:38,860
and you

1164
00:52:38,860 --> 00:52:41,340
Did have you ever been exposed with?

1165
00:52:42,540 --> 00:52:46,140
Uh, the Filipino culture where they eat the fish eye

1166
00:52:46,700 --> 00:52:51,180
Like the eye I want to say I'm sure my mom's eaten that or in the fish head. Yeah

1167
00:52:51,980 --> 00:52:56,620
Yeah, whatever. Yeah, I don't mind you my family too. I mean, it's normal. I'm not

1168
00:52:57,580 --> 00:53:02,140
But right, I'm not that's just not me. Yeah, I'm just like, oh shit

1169
00:53:02,140 --> 00:53:06,620
I'm like, don't judge me and then I get judged for eating cow. Yeah

1170
00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:13,020
I can judge for eating sugar, right? Jesus Christ

1171
00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:18,300
All right, I think on that note we should end it. We're at 53 minutes

1172
00:53:18,380 --> 00:53:20,300
We were gonna go short today for the listeners because

1173
00:53:20,860 --> 00:53:25,900
So, um, sorry, Pomona bullets wasn't feeling well, but I here we are at 53

1174
00:53:26,460 --> 00:53:29,340
Of course because that's how we roll. That's right

1175
00:53:29,340 --> 00:53:32,620
Well, I'm glad you're feeling better and hopefully I guess

1176
00:53:33,420 --> 00:53:36,860
Your sinuses and my sinuses will be okay this week. So I'm sending you

1177
00:53:37,820 --> 00:53:44,780
Healing vibes. Yay. Uh, well wish is your way to thank you. All right. Well, everybody have a good week

1178
00:53:45,420 --> 00:53:47,420
Yep, peace out. Peace

1179
00:53:47,420 --> 00:54:03,420
Okay, I understood that strategy about hot spots, but the little fucking rock that people would throw and shit like I didn't know what that fucking meant. So maybe if the

1180
00:54:03,420 --> 00:54:14,380
Rock was um alcohol, maybe both of us would understand the entire fucking game all together. Welcome to our podcast

