1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,640 All right, are you happy or sad? 2 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:06,920 Which way, oh, I guess, oh, you're happy and you are? 3 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:08,640 Come on, a bullet. 4 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:09,680 I guess I'm happy. 5 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:11,440 Oh, I'm always happy, bitch. 6 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:14,200 I am, but Rook Medusa, this is Top Shelf Hi-Jinks 7 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,980 and we clink clinkin', bitches. 8 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,320 Good morning, Bestie. 9 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:25,360 Good morning, Bestie. 10 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:26,640 It's actually morning time 11 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,200 because we're starting early today. 12 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,360 I know. 13 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:30,520 Yes, we are. 14 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:32,120 Good morning, world. 15 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:34,120 It's the spring forward thing, I guess. 16 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:35,600 Maybe not. 17 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,240 Yeah, possibly, possibly not. 18 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:40,400 Well, my son's on spring break, I guess. 19 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:41,640 I don't know. 20 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:46,160 I always thought spring break was the same time, 21 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:47,800 like for everybody. 22 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:52,040 Yeah, that's what I thought too, but not really. 23 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:55,720 Yeah, I was like, how are they gonna go to Cabo 24 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:59,840 and do the wet t-shirt concerts all like different weeks? 25 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:00,680 I guess, right? 26 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:01,920 Cabo's making the money then 27 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:04,040 if it's a different week for everybody. 28 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,080 Damn you, COVID. 29 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:08,240 You fucked it all up. 30 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:11,840 Is he sleeping right now or is he already awake? 31 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:13,080 He's awake. 32 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:13,920 Oh, okay. 33 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,240 I thought he would be sleeping in or I don't know. 34 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:17,920 Is he a sleeper in, sleeper in or? 35 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:19,800 Yes, yes. 36 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:26,680 I think he's at that age where naps just are just like part 37 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:28,520 of his DNA. 38 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:30,760 Good, so that means he's becoming an adult. 39 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:33,040 Yeah, adultine. 40 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,040 That's right. 41 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:35,720 I'm taking a nap and we get done. 42 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:36,560 I know. 43 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,600 Oh, is the nap time, yes, let's do this. 44 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:42,880 That's right, bitch. 45 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:44,000 Let's do this. 46 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,680 Oh my goodness. 47 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:46,520 You know what? 48 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:47,800 I didn't even ask you. 49 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:50,800 Is your car fixed? 50 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,520 Oh, yes, it's been fixed. 51 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:58,280 I got it back like a week and a half later, I want to say. 52 00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,320 Oh, nice, okay. 53 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:02,080 Yeah, somewhere around there. 54 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,560 Oh, yeah, oh, did I tell you that the bumper kit, 55 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,560 was there's a cable hanging out of the bumper? 56 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:07,600 Yeah, you told me that. 57 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:10,680 Okay, so that's why I'm like, I don't know if I told you that. 58 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,720 So I fucking, I don't know if I told you, 59 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:15,280 but I went back or they told me to come back 60 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:16,240 and they're like, well, yeah, 61 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:17,560 it's covered under your warranty. 62 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,560 I'm like, fucking better be bitch. 63 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,480 I was like, you're funny. 64 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:23,600 Let me check and see if it's under the warranty. 65 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:26,320 Oh, no, we're not doing that. 66 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,360 So the guy looked at it and he's like, 67 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:33,720 oh, they didn't attach a, I guess they didn't like, 68 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,800 not nail it down, but there's like something 69 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,080 that they needed to put inside the bumper 70 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,440 so it stays attached and that's all they did. 71 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:45,440 How could you forget that, but whatever? 72 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:46,440 Yes. 73 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:56,040 Yeah, I was driving by, there's like a little collision, 74 00:02:56,040 --> 00:03:00,280 I guess it's like a auto body, yeah, auto body place. 75 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:04,120 And they said, making friends by accident. 76 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:09,120 Oh, they got jokes. 77 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:12,120 Yeah, these ones got jokes. 78 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:15,120 We should take that act on the road. 79 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:18,120 Yeah, I hope you're here all night. 80 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:21,120 Fuck. 81 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,120 Yeah, but I was like, hey, you know what? 82 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:27,120 Good one. 83 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,120 Good one. 84 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:33,120 I, so yesterday, 85 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:36,120 I was getting a TV delivered to my house. 86 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,120 Oh, yeah. 87 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,120 For your room or for where? 88 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:40,120 Well, for the bedroom. 89 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:43,120 So in my, no, I'm sorry for the living room, 90 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:46,120 but I was going to take the living room TV into my bedroom 91 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,120 because in my bedroom, 92 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:52,120 I have a freaking dinosaur of a TV. 93 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:53,120 Okay. 94 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:55,120 It's a flat screen. 95 00:03:55,120 --> 00:04:00,120 It's what this thing weighs at least. 96 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,120 Oh, it's the older person. 97 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:07,120 I don't even think Hitachi is even making to. 98 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:08,120 Yeah. 99 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:09,120 Well, I don't think so either. 100 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:13,120 So, but I'm the type of person like, Hey, 101 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,120 if it's not broken, like, exactly. 102 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,120 I don't care. 103 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:23,120 I don't care, but it does not take Netflix. 104 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,120 It doesn't do my. 105 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:26,120 It's not a smart TV. 106 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:28,120 No, it doesn't even. 107 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:30,120 I don't care. 108 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:31,120 I don't care. 109 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,120 I don't care. 110 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:33,120 I don't care. 111 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,120 I don't care. 112 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:35,120 I don't care. 113 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:39,120 And I have this little Joey Hopper thing from dish and it 114 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:41,120 still doesn't even read that. 115 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,120 Okay. 116 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:43,120 So it sucks. 117 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:46,120 But again, I don't really watch TV in my room. 118 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,120 I don't do the white noise. 119 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,120 I don't, I don't care. 120 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,120 I. 121 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:50,120 It's just in my room. 122 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,120 Okay. 123 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:52,120 And so I, 124 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:56,120 I have a new TV that's in the living room and right. 125 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:59,120 I have a new TV that's in the living room. 126 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:02,120 It's just huge. 127 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:05,120 And these guys that deliver it. 128 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:08,120 I told my son, first and foremost, it's Saturday. 129 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:11,120 And this is my weekend that I do not work. 130 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:12,120 Okay. 131 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:14,120 I was going to sleep in. 132 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,120 Be a bum as always. 133 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:16,120 Right. 134 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:19,120 All I hear is ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding. 135 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,120 How. 136 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:26,120 How do you know that? 137 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:29,120 I fucking wake up and like, what time is it? 138 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,120 Nine o'clock. 139 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:33,120 My, my phone has like a gazillion text messages. 140 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,120 Where you at this TV's heavy. 141 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:36,120 Yeah. 142 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:38,120 I was just like, Holy shit. 143 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,120 I'm trying to find a fucking bra to put on. 144 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:41,120 That kind of runs down. 145 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:42,120 That's what I do. 146 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:43,120 Yeah. 147 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:44,120 Exactly. 148 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:46,120 That's exactly what I did. 149 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:49,120 I told my son, answer the door is the TV people. 150 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:52,120 I'm like, I'm not sure what I'm doing. 151 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:55,120 I was like, I'm not sure what I'm doing. 152 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,120 And they run downstairs. 153 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:59,120 I didn't brush my girl. I didn't do anything. 154 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,120 I was just a hot mess. 155 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:04,120 And they are like, where, where do you want this? 156 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:05,120 Where do you fucking think? 157 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:08,120 Yeah. 158 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:09,120 So they put it in. 159 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,120 I said, do you guys install. 160 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,120 Are you going to hook it up because I don't know. 161 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:14,120 And they just keep shaking. 162 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:15,120 Mm-hmm. 163 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:18,120 Oh, they don't speak English. 164 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:20,120 They're like, I'm going to do that. 165 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:23,120 Or they're fucking their death, I guess. 166 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,120 I'm all, let's go Google translate. 167 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:26,120 Like, um, 168 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:28,120 Sorry. 169 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:31,120 Like, let's do this. 170 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:34,120 Um, yeah, so. 171 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:39,120 They make a mess in my house though. 172 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:41,120 So they actually installed it for you. 173 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:42,120 Yeah. 174 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:44,120 They took my TV down and they put it. 175 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,120 And then they put the, the big TV up, 176 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:48,120 and they're like, I don't know. 177 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,120 I don't know. 178 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:50,120 I'm like, I don't know. 179 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,120 I'm like, okay, 180 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,120 I'm going to have to do it. 181 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,120 I'm like, I'm going to have to do it. 182 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:57,120 I'm just taking it out of this huge fucking box. 183 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:58,120 And there's styrofoam. 184 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,120 That everywhere. 185 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:00,120 And it's, yeah. 186 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,120 They don't give a shit. 187 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:02,120 And another thing. 188 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:03,120 That I, 189 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:05,120 this is just going to be a rant for me today. 190 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,120 Um, they don't even take off their shoes. 191 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:08,120 Which. 192 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:10,120 Oh, well, they're not supposed to. 193 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,120 They would have a liability if they, you know what? 194 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,120 Though I had little booty covers. 195 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:17,120 I was like, okay, I'm just like, all right, dude. 196 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,120 Like you guys don't speak English. 197 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,120 You don't have to take off your shoes. 198 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:23,120 Do you want the TV or not? 199 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,120 I was like, okay, is this, are you geek squad? 200 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:26,120 I don't think so. 201 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:27,120 But okay. 202 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:32,120 Um, no, because it's from Costco, but all right. 203 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:33,120 So how was the TV? 204 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,120 Did they have it on sale? 205 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,120 Uh, they did not have it on sale. 206 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:38,120 No. 207 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:39,120 I was wondering, cause it's like tax, 208 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:41,120 tax return season or whatever it's called. 209 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,120 So I figured everything was on sale. 210 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,120 And I was like, oh, I'm going to get a tax return. 211 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:46,120 I'm going to get a tax return. 212 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:47,120 I'm going to get a tax return. 213 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:48,120 I'm going to get a tax return. 214 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:49,120 You know, 215 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,120 that's another thing that I'm going to ranch about. 216 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,120 But I was like, damn, this year I didn't. 217 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:54,120 Oh, I hate. 218 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:56,120 Okay. Well, good. You didn't know. 219 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,120 Yeah. But everybody's like, I can't. 220 00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:59,120 Oh, it's tax, it's tax. 221 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:00,120 I'm like, well, 222 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:03,120 maybe you need to have like five fucking kids and work at McDonald's 223 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:05,120 to get like $15,000 back or some shit. 224 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:06,120 I don't know. 225 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,120 Because I don't know. 226 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,120 I don't know. 227 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,120 Yeah. 228 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,120 I broke even. 229 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,120 That's all that. 230 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:12,120 Exactly. 231 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:14,120 I'm like, what the fuck? 232 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:17,120 Walmart's having a sale because who's getting money? 233 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:18,120 Like. 234 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,120 I don't know. 235 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,120 I'm just so thankful. 236 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,120 Like, whoof. 237 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,120 I only. 238 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:25,120 Yes, please. 239 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,120 Give me the $230 fucking $3. 240 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:28,120 Thank you. 241 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:29,120 I'm good. 242 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:30,120 At least you don't know it. 243 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,120 Yeah. 244 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,120 I don't know. 245 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,120 I don't know how people get so much goddamn money back. 246 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:35,120 I don't know. 247 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:36,120 I'm lost. 248 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:37,120 I don't know. 249 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,120 I don't know. 250 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:39,120 I don't know. 251 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:40,120 I don't know. 252 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,120 I don't know. 253 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:43,120 I'm lost. 254 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:46,120 I'm in the wrong tax bracket or something. 255 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:48,120 You're doing your taxes by yourself. 256 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:50,120 No turbo taxed as a. 257 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:51,120 Oh, okay. 258 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:55,120 I'm like, you know, I would honestly, I would suggest finding a, 259 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,120 not an attorney. 260 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,120 What are they called? 261 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,120 A public, an accountant. 262 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:02,120 They're going to charge you up the ass, but you got a fucking house and 263 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:03,120 you have kids. 264 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:07,120 You would, you should be getting more than fucking $233 back if you go to 265 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:08,120 an accountant. 266 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:11,120 They're probably charging you $500, but I can guarantee they'll get you at 267 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:12,120 like three G's. 268 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,120 They'll find ways. 269 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,120 I'm sure they're like, did you donate? 270 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:22,120 I'm like, yes, I gave a shit ton to fucking goodwill. 271 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:27,120 I do March of Dimes and St. Jude's like. 272 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:30,120 You file head of household, right? 273 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:31,120 Yeah. 274 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:32,120 Okay. 275 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:33,120 Just making sure. 276 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:34,120 Yeah. 277 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:35,120 Yeah. 278 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,120 I don't know. 279 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:38,120 I don't know. 280 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:39,120 I don't know. 281 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,120 I don't know. 282 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:41,120 I don't know. 283 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:42,120 I don't know. 284 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:43,120 I don't know. 285 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:44,120 I don't know. 286 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:45,120 I don't know. 287 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,120 They always say, I'm glad you don't know. 288 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,120 So I'm just glad. 289 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,120 Yeah. 290 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:53,120 Cause when I was in Kelly, oh my word. 291 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:54,120 Yeah. 292 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:55,120 Yeah. 293 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,120 I didn't even get 200 bucks back. 294 00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:59,120 It's just, they're just like, bitch. 295 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,120 You owe. 296 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,120 But it's okay. 297 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:02,120 Because maybe. 298 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,120 What are you claiming on? 299 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:05,120 Oh, but you have kids though. 300 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:07,120 I don't know. 301 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:08,120 I don't know. 302 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:09,120 I don't know. 303 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:10,120 I don't know. 304 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:11,120 I don't know. 305 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,120 I don't know. 306 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,120 I don't know. 307 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,120 But if you claim floor, what do you claim? 308 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:16,120 Do you know what you claim? 309 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,120 Yeah, I claim myself and I, 310 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,120 I think that they're taking out more money. 311 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,120 So I. 312 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,120 Yeah. 313 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,120 We'll get something. 314 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,120 No sense. 315 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:25,120 I don't know. 316 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:27,120 But the tax preparer on turbo tax. 317 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:30,120 Cause I paid the extra to have the little. 318 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,120 Oh, to have them virtual. 319 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:33,120 Whatever. 320 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,120 And all that. 321 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:37,120 And they were just like, Oh, we're so sorry. 322 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,120 Permanable. 323 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:39,120 It's you kind of slipped it. 324 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:40,120 The cracks. 325 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:42,120 Like you're, you're just like fucked. 326 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:43,120 Yeah. 327 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:46,120 I think you need to see an accountant and fucking have them look over your 328 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:49,120 taxes and fucking pay that fee that they're going to charge. 329 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:51,120 But you should be getting money back, 330 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:55,120 especially if you're only claiming one and you have two fucking kids and a 331 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,120 fucking house that you're paying a mortgage on. 332 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:58,120 You know what? 333 00:10:58,120 --> 00:10:59,120 That makes no fucking sense. 334 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:01,120 They don't even give a shit about owning a house. 335 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:03,120 They're just like, how much interest did you pay? 336 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,120 What the fuck? 337 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:05,120 Yeah. 338 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,120 I don't like interest. 339 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,120 Like, can I just, I don't know. 340 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:12,120 There was something that happened during COVID where they gave me like, 341 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:16,120 or, or no, it was the, the, when I very first bought the house. 342 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:17,120 They were like, Oh yeah. 343 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:18,120 Oh, you told me that. 344 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:19,120 That's right. 345 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,120 I remember that. 346 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:22,120 And now it's just like, they don't give a shit. 347 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,120 They're just like, yeah, pay up bitch. 348 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,120 Shit. 349 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:30,120 So anyways, going back to my TV. 350 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:34,120 These dudes put the TV, they hook it up, whatever. 351 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:40,120 Why do I not see the cables to the TV? 352 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:44,120 Because I was going to take the old TV and put it up in my room. 353 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,120 Right. 354 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:48,120 And what the hell did these dudes do? 355 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:51,120 It seemed, well, you know what? 356 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,120 I'm just going to be real. 357 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:56,120 They fucking unplugged my Samsung TV and they put it up in my room. 358 00:11:56,120 --> 00:12:02,120 They fucking unplugged my Samsung TV and plug in the Samsung TV I bought. 359 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,120 Right. 360 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,120 They didn't leave me any cables. 361 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:09,120 So they took the cables from the original. 362 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:13,120 They just, they just unplugged the original and just plugged in the new one. 363 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:16,120 So where are the fucking new cables? 364 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,120 Are they in the box? 365 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:18,120 Maybe. 366 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,120 No, they took the fucking box with them too. 367 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,120 Oh, they were doing me a service for taking the trash. 368 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,120 Yeah. 369 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,120 Oh, damn. 370 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,120 Okay, boo. 371 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:30,120 What the, these, and I gave them a tip. 372 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,120 Why? 373 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,120 Why? 374 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,120 Why? 375 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:37,120 That, that tip money could have been new fucking tables. 376 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:38,120 Yeah. 377 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,120 Oh, that makes no sense. 378 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,120 Boo, sorry to hear that. 379 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,120 Can you call, I guess Costco maybe? 380 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:46,120 Oh, yeah, I tried. 381 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:52,120 They just said, nope, we taped the cables to the back of the TV. 382 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:54,120 No, you didn't. 383 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:57,120 Like, just miss me with this shit. 384 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,120 Like, I'm so over it. 385 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:02,120 So can you just, I guess, order them from Amazon, I guess. 386 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:03,120 Yeah, I know. 387 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,120 Yeah. 388 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:05,120 Boo. 389 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,120 I know. 390 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,120 Boo. 391 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,120 That's my rant. 392 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,120 But at least I have a TV. 393 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:13,120 So did they install the, or they, did they move it upstairs for you? 394 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,120 Or did they ready your old one? 395 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,120 No. 396 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,120 Nope. 397 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,120 Oh, I didn't think so. 398 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,120 Yeah, they didn't do shit. 399 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,120 Like, really? 400 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,120 I don't know. 401 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:23,120 I mean, I'm not sure you can even take off their shoes, but okay. 402 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:29,120 I love you Pomona bullets. 403 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,120 So how was your week? 404 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,120 My week was okay. 405 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:37,120 And I have an epiphany that is going to turn into a rant as well. 406 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:42,120 So let me ask you this, Pomona bullets, do you like get manicures or how are your cuticles? 407 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,120 Are your cuticles like just normal? 408 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,120 Because my cuticles have never been normal ever. 409 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,120 No, they, I, I hate them. 410 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,120 They're, they're not good. 411 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,120 I have, yeah, you're bad. 412 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:55,840 Okay, so mine are like paper thin and I always look at people's cuticles and they always seem like they're all 413 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:59,560 Even the ones that don't go to nail shops or whatever. They're always well 414 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:01,720 They're always well done or well manicured 415 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:06,160 I guess I don't know what the proper term is and they don't look paper thin like they look thick mine 416 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:11,120 I always have hang nails and like the especially now that it's winter. I guess winter's almost over 417 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:14,060 But my cuticles are just so fucking dry 418 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:18,160 So I went to the nail shop and I normally just get a pedicure this time 419 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:24,060 I said I need a pedicure and a manicure fucking just I guess cut my cuticles or remove my cute 420 00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:29,840 You know that the dry part. Yeah, if I'm making any type of sense. Oh you are okay, so 421 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:35,880 The lady's like okay your man. I'm sorry your cuticles are really bad. I'm like, yeah, no fucking shit 422 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:40,400 So she's like let's soak your cuticles in the cuticle remover with the water 423 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:44,560 So I sat there for like 10 minutes with both hands in the water with the cuticles stuff 424 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:50,760 Of course, it's easy to remove but why it didn't dawn on me until now 425 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:57,100 I'm like anytime I go to the nail shop and asked to get my cute or I guess a manicure with the cuticles 426 00:14:57,100 --> 00:15:01,080 Because you always sit in that solution and I'm like I never have hang nails 427 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:04,360 It's always just the cuticles that are fucking dry and then like 428 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,600 Three days after I get done with the nail shop 429 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:14,200 I fucking have hang nails on all my fucking fingers and I fucking look like trash and it dawns on me 430 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:20,640 This was like less. I think I got my manicure done last Saturday. Yeah Saturday by Wednesday 431 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:24,560 I fucking have hang nails everywhere and I'm like why the fuck does this always happen when I get done? 432 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:25,960 I'm like, oh duh 433 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:29,920 You're sitting in fucking that solution that removes the fucking hang nails 434 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:35,240 So of course it's gonna like I guess make your skin weak and then just fucking have hang nails everywhere 435 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:41,480 Does that make sense? I'm assuming that's what it is because I'm like I don't have hang nails 436 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:48,240 And these ones are really fucking bags. I sat in it for ten minutes, but I was just like fuck. I can't fucking win. Oh 437 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:51,560 You know what? 438 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:54,760 I'm never gonna do that again. I don't know. I went on Amazon 439 00:15:55,440 --> 00:16:02,040 Mono bullets and I bought the I ordered the Sally Hansen's cuticle remover and then the cuticle push stick or whatever 440 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:02,960 Oh, yeah 441 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:06,720 And I'm like, you know what? I'm just not gonna get my fucking manicures anymore 442 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:13,960 Because my fucking hands are so fucked up right now. They were worse than just having dry cuticles that were cracked. Oh 443 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:19,680 Yeah, I have those two. I have those two. I fucking hate it, but yeah those hang nails 444 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,440 It's it's worse. It's a hurt 445 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:27,880 Yeah, it's the ones that you kind of have to just use a nail like fucking clipper to like yeah 446 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:32,800 Yeah, and they still and they still happen. I'm just like, okay, this needs to fucking stop and no matter how much 447 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:36,540 Vaseline or cubicle oil or right when I put on it's just like God damn it 448 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:42,280 That's my fucking rant. All right, you know what just don't use your teeth and pull it 449 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:48,320 God 450 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:52,920 Or I'm just like, uh, and I pull it and it's like it just rips all the way down to my knuckle 451 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:59,960 Oh, you're like, yeah, that's gonna leave a mark because it's gonna be hurt. It's gonna hurt every time I walk my hands 452 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,320 I'm just gonna use hand sanitizer 453 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:11,160 Maybe I'm right and then I'm just that would be worse though. I know it tries it out even worse 454 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,760 I was gonna say because of the alcohol 455 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:22,440 Yeah, I don't understand how people don't have like hang nails and all that but I'm like maybe they don't wash their hands all the time 456 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:28,480 Or I'm just always washing my hands. It seems like I don't know. Yeah, you're all dirty motherfucker. You don't have hang nails 457 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,600 Facts don't fist bump me 458 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:41,760 Right, like your non cuticle fucking hands 459 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:49,600 I guess elbow bump me so I don't have to fucking touch your fucking dirty hands. Yeah, give me your ashy elbow 460 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,520 No, oh 461 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,760 Yikes 462 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,440 People well, at least you got a mani-pedi 463 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:05,360 Yeah, as long as I get my pedicure that never happened. Well, they don't put your feet in that solution 464 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,360 Otherwise, I probably have hang nails on my feet 465 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:19,880 Right, I guess I don't know I guess cuz we're not always washing that I mean we wash them when we take a shower 466 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:23,880 But we're not continually like washing washing them like we wash our hands. I guess 467 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:31,080 Probably that's kind of weird. I never thought about it. I guess I'm now I'm really gonna have to GTS 468 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,080 Yeah 469 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,320 Who for thought let's just fucking find out hey Siri 470 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:46,880 Okay, so I have one news article that I found kind of interesting and then I'm like 471 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:52,040 Bollots will have her two cents in on in on this so in the state of Georgia 472 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:59,560 Now I'm just not gonna actually read I read the article earlier this week. I didn't write notes on it or anything 473 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,560 but a 474 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:09,320 Kid was asked why she had I think it's a wish of she I don't know if was a girl or a boy or whatever gender they are 475 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:15,160 Why they had so many bottles of nutmeg in their backpack at school 476 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:21,200 And nutmeg and she said or the student says oh 477 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:25,800 It's her bake or I guess for both cooking class whatever cooking class 478 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:32,120 All right, so I don't know if it was the principal the teacher or whatever they talked to the cooking class instructor 479 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:37,800 They're like what the fuck with the nutmeg. They're like, what are you talking about? I have no fucking I guess 480 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:42,760 Cuisine or whatever the recipes that include nutmeg. So I don't know what the fuck you're talking about 481 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:47,560 Girl, did you know that kids are getting high off a nutmeg now? 482 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,200 Stop 483 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,200 That's what I fucking said 484 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:57,720 Stop not fucking Meg is what they've been snorting. I guess or getting high 485 00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:00,480 I don't know how they do I didn't read the in-depth article 486 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,120 But it it says that you can get high for ten minutes 487 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:07,760 But then you have the worst hangover for the next couple days and I'm just like what are these kids doing? 488 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:09,760 I don't understand 489 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,440 What? 490 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,600 Yeah, I'm assuming they're snorting it 491 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,600 You 492 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:27,720 Right nutmeg nutmeg girl. I'm like what the fuck can you guys like just I don't know man 493 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:33,360 I'm not totally out of loss what when it comes to society these days like at a total fucking loss 494 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,720 Yeah, I don't get it 495 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:43,520 Well, what in only ten minutes the fuck that's what 496 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,840 You get nosebleeds for nutmeg 497 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,080 No 498 00:20:54,560 --> 00:21:00,480 I don't even like nutmeg in my fucking pumpkin pie. Yeah, I actually don't even like that me. Yeah 499 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:04,920 It kind of reminds me of that whole what was it the cinnamon? 500 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:11,720 Yeah, oh, yeah, I don't know. I just I thought that was weird 501 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,640 But I guess they don't get high. Well, okay 502 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:19,960 To like segue off that shit like yeah, they're these kids are 503 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,360 At school. They're drinking 504 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,560 Freakin listerine 505 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:32,760 They're drinking it. Yeah, because there's there's alcohol in it. So they're drinking it 506 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,400 God 507 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,640 Me 508 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:41,200 Listerine you're gonna drink that shit like 509 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,200 Their breath was 510 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,880 Is actually fresh from doing that 511 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:55,440 I'm drunkie how much fucking listerine do you really have to drink to get a buzz? 512 00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:03,000 Right. That's just I don't I don't get it. I don't get it. I guess it's better than 513 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:11,040 That I don't know. I never did any of that stuff growing up like just that's so weird 514 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:21,560 I just took a beer from my dad's fucking 12 pack and yeah, right? 515 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:26,560 Like the normal sit the normal way. Yeah, the normal way 516 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:32,520 You really or or the drink then 517 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:38,720 Nyquil and shit when they're not sick and they just like to get a head change. I don't know 518 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:42,400 Yeah, I don't understand the Cezarep concept where I think it's 519 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:51,120 Corn syrup, I'm sorry cough syrup and they mix it with sprite. I want to say. Oh, yeah, I don't get that either 520 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,960 What is that? What is that called? I think like 521 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:59,320 I want to say I want to say it's a syrup. Oh my goodness 522 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,360 Kids these days 523 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:10,040 Yeah, I'm walking around with a cane and being since I'm an old lady talking like this like who the fuck snorts 524 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,880 nutmeg 525 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,200 Let me do this before I hit algebra 526 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:23,760 Ten minutes and then I just need to go home 527 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:39,320 Oh, yeah, I'm like come on a bullet get kick out of this. Yeah, I'm crazy. I'm gonna snort anything brown 528 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,440 Fuck same 529 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:51,360 I'm so fucking crazy. It's weird these fucking kids. Oh 530 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,440 What about that whole thing too or they were like? 531 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:59,560 choking themselves until they got like euphoric feelings and shit and 532 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:07,000 All these kids were talking themselves where they were having somebody I know I remember that yeah, but I don't remember how it was happening or if they were like 533 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,080 I don't know people are weird. Yeah 534 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:16,040 I blame social media as well because social media has a hand or I guess a hand in it since everything everything goes viral 535 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,040 That's stupid like that 536 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:23,760 You know, okay, speaking of that. So I you know, I'm not online 537 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:29,000 So I don't get all these like the trends or the newest like little tick tock whatever 538 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:36,800 But I heard that the newest trend or fad or whatever you want to call it was 539 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:38,760 people 540 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,760 want freckles 541 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:44,280 Freckles I saw that too and they're doing 542 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,240 Who's and with broccoli? 543 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:55,160 Wait with broccoli. What so this little I guess it's like a makeup artist or something. Okay says 544 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,760 dip broccoli 545 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,080 I guess a stalk of broccoli 546 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,600 Because of the little dots on 547 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:10,920 Yeah, yeah, and you put it on your cheeks like fucking freckles with broccoli who the fuck wants freckles that just means 548 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:17,640 Cancer to me. I don't know or you're exactly because like I told you I think I told you this when it was locked down 549 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:22,840 I was outside walking because I wasn't about to get fat like everybody else on lockdown. I was working out 550 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:26,160 I don't care. I was walking Pomona bullets and I didn't wear a fucking hat 551 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:30,920 I had some block on but my face is fucked up from being out during lockdown 552 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:35,840 It I have freckles all over like on my cheekbones and they're like they're not like 553 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,120 They're not strategically placed obviously 554 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:44,520 Like they look all like all splotchy even with makeup on it. I'm like, you know, I don't fucking care 555 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,000 Like if you see my freckles and you don't like them look away 556 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:52,540 They're freckles or they're already like it's like sun damage 557 00:25:52,540 --> 00:25:56,320 I got serious sun damage on my fucking face and I'm still fucking tanning 558 00:25:56,320 --> 00:26:01,440 I don't give a fuck about the burn spots on my skin. Yeah 559 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,400 Fuck you ozone layer. That's right 560 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:12,800 But yeah, I have freckles galore on my face shit 561 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,040 Well, yeah 562 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,480 Who'd have thought yeah 563 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:26,160 Hey, have you ever got like those skin tags or I think I don't think it's like in our DNA because I've had it 564 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:31,120 I had one on my neck, but you know like you I guess you can freeze them off or whatever 565 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:34,360 Yeah, yeah, I've never had a freeze them off the one that I had though 566 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:40,280 I think it's like cuz um, I was just addicted to like pinching it cuz you get like you could feel it just a little bit 567 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:46,120 I guess you've never had one right, but I guess I just fucking kept pinching it hard enough or whatever and it finally fell off 568 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:51,040 And I'm like, okay, is that all that it takes I'm just gonna keep fucking with this shit 569 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:54,360 So I didn't need to burn it up 570 00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:03,460 My mom has some skin tags. Yeah. Yeah, I see the older people over women in my family too 571 00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:11,240 I'm like, oh shit. Is that something I got to look forward to like what and I don't even know what causes that or why or what happens or 572 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,240 I don't know your skin just starts growing 573 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,240 I 574 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:20,320 Need somewhere new to grow and it's gonna make a mole but not really it's a skin tag 575 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:24,320 And it's all on like the neck right or yeah, I've seen it 576 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,760 Yeah, the ones that I've seen the one that I had was on my neck and then my mom has it 577 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:33,040 I want to say on her neck too. I think was her neck. Yeah, I want to say yeah 578 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:37,720 Yeah, my aunt has skin tags and they're on her neck and 579 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,560 I'm just like what the hell 580 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,320 It is that is that something I have to look forward to 581 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:49,800 Yeah, I don't know and I'm fucking younger the one that I had was probably like 15 years ago 582 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:55,000 So that was I don't know I see a lot of older people like you said but for some reason I got it really young 583 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:59,920 Huh? Well, I started getting fucking gray hair. I was like 19 584 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:09,440 Oh, I'm looking at I just GTS and I guess dogs get skin tags to my you know what family might have a couple oh 585 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:17,400 But what is a skin tag though it doesn't FDA cleared skin tag remover, okay? Well, whatever 586 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:24,840 They are common especially as a person ages and doesn't cause any harm skin tags tend to develop when the skin rubs together 587 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,160 such as armpits anus thighs 588 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,160 Eyelids and neck 589 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,520 huh 590 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:39,440 They are more common in people living with overweight and obesity who have folds of skin. There is no medical need to remove a skin tag 591 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:46,840 So it's when the skin rubs together that's weird and how the fuck does it go on your neck? 592 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:56,000 That's what I don't know exactly and then why doesn't why isn't everybody's armpits filled with skin tags? 593 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:01,560 Anus can you imagine having one on your anus and your anus though? 594 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,080 That's fucking crazy 595 00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:06,040 eyelids I 596 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:09,280 Guess I've seen people with skin tags on their eyelids. No, yeah 597 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:16,240 Let me think about that. Maybe they were moles, but they were I guess skin tags, but they're not just like the well pronounced skin tags 598 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,440 I was like, I just thought that was a sty this is skin tag 599 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,680 Whoa 600 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:33,320 What the hell how is your eyelid gonna rub like what yeah, that doesn't make sense 601 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:41,200 It says girls can appear anywhere on the skin, but they usually develop obviously where the skin has been rubbing against skin jewelry or clothing 602 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:43,640 So even clothing 603 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,640 I guess that makes sense for it like 604 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,360 the anus part 605 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,360 Get your drawers up in your ass 606 00:29:52,360 --> 00:30:01,960 You got a you got a thong up on in that right yeah, you can get skin tags 607 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,320 Oh my god, oh 608 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,760 You know speaking of a thong do you own many? 609 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,880 No, I don't have any I used to wear them, but like they're so uncomfortable 610 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:22,280 I don't I guess since we're getting older we're just like, but you know what? 611 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:27,240 I don't even really wear underwear especially since I wear sweats fucking wear it was so funny one day 612 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:31,640 I was talking to gorilla and he said something he's like I see everything and I'm like, oh, yeah 613 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:35,320 So what color am I underwear today and he's like, what the fuck are you talking about? You don't worry me? 614 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,320 I'm like, oh, you know me so well 615 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:43,720 It's where I'm wearing some today because I have fucking leggings on it's like why can't I just not have to wear underwear? 616 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:48,520 I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, it is a pain in the ass 617 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,600 Yeah, I don't know 618 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:58,760 Yeah, I don't I go commando quite often a lot. Yeah, it's just like how guys don't like to fucking wear 619 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:04,040 Fucking boxers or whatever I get you. I don't fucking like wearing underwear either 620 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:08,200 Well speaking of boxers like have you okay? 621 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:15,080 Anybody any man that you've been with have you ever been with a guy that wears those like the tiny whiteies or the 622 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:20,680 Whatever other than boxer. No, no, they've always been boxers or the boxer briefs. I guess 623 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,280 I've never been with it. Well, I've never been with a 624 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:29,160 An actual European. I wonder if they still wear the grape smugglers. I hope they do 625 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:36,840 I hope all you European men that I've grown to love and like the og ones at least the ones that are 50 and above because I'm 50 626 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:40,440 I hope you guys are still rocking grape smugglers if you're listening 627 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,720 Shit rock them grape smugglers, bitch 628 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:51,080 We should just we should be more polite and say plum 629 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,400 You know what grapefruit smugglers, let's go 630 00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:08,360 I wonder who came up with the term grape smugglers now that you're talking about let's be more polite. You know what you're right 631 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,320 cream 632 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,320 Mugglers 633 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,760 I love you so much 634 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,760 We were drinking right now. We could totally go into 635 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,760 I know we'd go out 636 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:42,200 Yeah, into a whole new another atmosphere. Yeah 637 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:49,320 Taking people on a ride right now. We were fucking right. Oh, no 638 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:53,320 Yeah, sorry guys. Sorry we're sober 639 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,760 I'm speaking of sober. I'm so my my long beach 640 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:04,440 Buddies, they're all right one of them. I guess the group tech the group text was yesterday 641 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:09,320 They're like, so are we meeting up next Saturday? And I thought we weren't so and then one of them they're like, oh, no 642 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:13,960 I still have to do the upgrade. So I'm like, okay. I guess we're not meeting and the other ones like I still want to meet up 643 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:18,120 I'm like, oh, fuck. I'm like, all right. Well, if we're meeting up, I guess I need to start drinking this week 644 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:26,840 I'm like, I want to be able to enjoy just two beers with you guys and I can't do that like totally sober. So 645 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:29,000 We'll see what happens 646 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000 Oh, well, hey 647 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:36,520 Just have a vodka crystal late. I guess I was gonna have one today, but I don't feel like I still don't feel like it 648 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,600 It's so weird. Like I'm old now 649 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,240 Whatever 650 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,200 Yeah, I don't know 651 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,160 Sometimes 652 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,880 Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna just tell you a story 653 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,480 um that happened to me the other day and 654 00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:01,640 And I just feel that if I had a drink 655 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:03,960 um in me 656 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,960 It would have been way smoother. Um 657 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,240 My neighbor 658 00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:17,400 I don't know. I I drop off my son at karate class and I'm coming home. His class is an hour long 659 00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:20,760 So I just come home. It's a five minute drive to the karate dojo 660 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:27,400 And I come back home and I see my neighbor's son. His son seems like he's about maybe 661 00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,560 Mid 20s late 20s 662 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:36,520 Um, you could tell that he probably has the easel, you know, he lives at home 663 00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:39,240 For reasons, I guess 664 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,800 So he waves hi and I wave hi 665 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:47,720 I come up my driveway. I go to my door to unlock it 666 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:50,120 Tell me why the fuck? 667 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,320 a dog 668 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,120 Okay, I I love dogs. I'm cool with dogs. I'm not 669 00:34:57,240 --> 00:35:04,280 This mother fucking was a beowulf like fucking huge. What what the fuck is this this was huge 670 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:05,560 I swear 671 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:11,240 It's probably an actual wolf. You know what you do live out in the fucking country, bitch 672 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:18,040 This the other fucking dog and I was so scared. I was so scared. I was trying to open my fucking door 673 00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,680 And this this dog 674 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,040 Legit 675 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:26,360 Wait at least 300 pounds. I'm not sure. Yeah, that's a fucking wolf bitch 676 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:31,560 Yeah, I was just like what the fuck and it just starts sniffing my fucking leg 677 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:36,280 And it's right up on my porch and I'm trying to open my door 678 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:40,120 Okay, and I'm thinking to myself. Okay. Don't 679 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:45,800 Don't let him in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was actually like kind of waiting like I'm I'm about to 680 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:50,600 Open the door bitch because I'm coming in. I don't know and so my neighbor 681 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:55,240 He comes over and he's like come on puppy. I said, is this your dog? 682 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:57,720 And I'm trying to not 683 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:03,960 Show fear fear right at all because I was like if a bee smells fear you get stung 684 00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:08,680 If the dog smells fear, I'm dead. I'm fucking dead. I am so dead 685 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,680 Uh, he's like come on puppy. I was like puppy 686 00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:17,160 And I said, is this your dog? 687 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,840 He's like no 688 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,880 It's been on my porch for the past 30 minutes and I don't know 689 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:29,000 Who it belongs to and I was so that even made me more fucking scared because 690 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:34,200 He can't call his dog like it's not your dog. So you can't even say come here 691 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:40,440 This fucking dog just kept sniffing and I was trying to hurry up and open my door 692 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:44,520 But I just I don't know. I kind of fucking panicked. It was like the longest 693 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:48,840 So then what happened? Did he leave you alone? No, the dog just stopped 694 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:53,400 Stopped sniffing me, but it just kept its nose right on my leg 695 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:56,120 Oh, shit and 696 00:36:56,120 --> 00:37:02,040 I like I don't fucking know like thank goodness. I don't have jaynie anymore and shit, but I was right like uh 697 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:07,640 I don't know like I don't know I can't run. I can't I don't I don't I don't want it 698 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:13,880 In the house. Yeah, and and the guys was like puppy. Come on. Come on puppy. Come on 699 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:19,240 Like this is not a fucking puppy. Take your fucking dog, bitch. I was like no it's not your dog 700 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,320 And I was like I I go I hope you 701 00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:27,480 Oh good good luck finding the owner and I just tried to get the fuck in so fast 702 00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:30,600 But the fact of the matter was it was the longest maybe 703 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:32,360 I don't know 704 00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:36,280 It was probably 20 seconds, but it was the longest 20 seconds of my life. Yeah 705 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:42,840 I was so scared. I was scared and I and then did he finally follow the kid to his porch? 706 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:49,000 I don't I fuck you're like I don't care. I don't even know what the fuck happened. I was like i'm safe 707 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:54,960 But yeah, it was just it was just the biggest dog. It looked like a husky dog 708 00:37:55,520 --> 00:38:02,680 That's a wolf, but it was just fucking huge and it didn't have a collar and I don't know it looked like it 709 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:08,220 I don't know it would probably eat deer. Yeah, it was half wolf or some shit. I don't even know yeah 710 00:38:08,220 --> 00:38:10,720 I wouldn't even think wolves are that big 711 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,040 Bail wolf maybe but like 712 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:20,760 I don't fucking know it was just I just I wasn't I'm never scared of dogs, but this motherfucker was just 713 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:26,000 On it. It was just huge. It was like on steroids or some shit. It was just fucking huge 714 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,120 I was scared and I haven't been scared 715 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,400 So I was just thinking to myself like 716 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:36,280 Haven't been scared. Well, I hope your life insurance policy is up to date 717 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:39,880 It is but you know what good glad to hear 718 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:43,560 I'm so glad but I think I need to check the beneficiaries 719 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:50,000 You're like some people need to come off this shit. Yeah, fuck that you ain't getting shit 720 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,800 Even though I'm not worth too much, but 721 00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:04,000 You're hilarious I'm telling you girl, I don't know but yeah, I was just thinking was the last time I really been scared 722 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:08,900 Scared was the last time you legit were scared. Can you remember? 723 00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:14,300 I can't even think of anything right now. I guess life-threatening or just 724 00:39:14,580 --> 00:39:19,100 Yeah, or just something startled you. I don't know just like the last time you've been 725 00:39:19,780 --> 00:39:24,900 Scared, I guess the last time you're just your heart started racing because you just were scared 726 00:39:26,420 --> 00:39:28,420 Nothing comes to mind right now 727 00:39:29,460 --> 00:39:35,100 Huh, huh? I know it too. I was like I do get scared or whatever, but I guess not like 728 00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:40,220 Nothing like what the wolf in you has happened to me that I can recall 729 00:39:41,660 --> 00:39:45,500 I'm gonna have to think about that and then if I remember anything I'll bring it up next week 730 00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:49,220 I mean otherwise we're gonna sit here for a long fucking hour. Just like hmm 731 00:39:49,860 --> 00:39:54,660 Play the jeopardy theme song and shit. Did you tell your son? I did and my 732 00:39:56,420 --> 00:39:58,420 Stereo cuz he hates dogs 733 00:39:58,980 --> 00:40:03,540 Yeah, he hates dogs. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, he hates dogs 734 00:40:03,540 --> 00:40:07,980 And it's Janie obviously. Uh, you know what he hated Jane too 735 00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:14,500 Okay, well, let's be real. Yeah, he just doesn't like dogs. I don't know 736 00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:20,580 But I get it because I think I pinpointed the reason why and 737 00:40:21,180 --> 00:40:27,340 It was because I got bit by a fucking dog when we were walking into Target when he was like 738 00:40:27,660 --> 00:40:31,700 Three years old. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah 739 00:40:31,700 --> 00:40:35,300 It's a little fucking straight ass like I don't know. It was a dog 740 00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:38,020 it was just sitting there by the entrance and 741 00:40:38,780 --> 00:40:43,580 It seemed like it was just waiting for its owner to come outside. I don't know 742 00:40:44,700 --> 00:40:49,380 Everybody was walking in the mechanic doors or the mechanical doors like just opening 743 00:40:49,740 --> 00:40:55,500 We were walking through. I didn't think anything of it. Why the fuck did this dog just want to 744 00:40:57,020 --> 00:41:00,020 Yeah, seriously, seriously, uh 745 00:41:00,020 --> 00:41:02,020 Yeah 746 00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:08,580 Well, I'm shit and I was like only I get the PTSD for that part then I'm like, sorry 747 00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:16,180 Sorry son. What? Yeah, I was like, you know, poor thing my son. He's just like, oh shit 748 00:41:19,820 --> 00:41:24,660 I was such a Karen I was like I went straight to the fucking 749 00:41:24,660 --> 00:41:30,820 Prox where the proxied was I grabbed band-aids. I'm like I if you don't want me to 750 00:41:30,820 --> 00:41:38,380 Yeah, because it's a fucking dog bite. Hello. Fuck you. I didn't bite you hard. Yeah, I still have the scar to this day 751 00:41:38,700 --> 00:41:40,700 Did you go to the hospital? Oh 752 00:41:40,740 --> 00:41:44,340 Well, I went yeah, I went to the emergency room. You're like after I 753 00:41:44,980 --> 00:41:46,500 after I 754 00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:51,620 Yeah, after I used to all fucking targets back in and then are you gonna pay for it? No bitch 755 00:41:51,620 --> 00:41:55,660 Are you do you want to be sued ain't paying for this shit? Fuck you 756 00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:59,820 Yeah, they get do something with the dog then or no 757 00:42:00,340 --> 00:42:04,660 No, what's it so the dog wasn't on a leash? No, it was just like it was like 758 00:42:05,900 --> 00:42:11,260 Just fucking God there. I know and I am but I kicked the fuck out of it too 759 00:42:11,260 --> 00:42:14,260 And I was just like well, that's because you bit too. So 760 00:42:14,260 --> 00:42:21,420 Yeah, it locked onto my hand because I put my hand up to like block it and it just locked on and 761 00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:24,480 It's fucking canine just rip my 762 00:42:25,060 --> 00:42:29,980 Skin yeah, it ripped my skin so bad where you could see the little 763 00:42:30,660 --> 00:42:33,540 The like oh my god. Did you have to get stitches? 764 00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:38,500 No, they didn't give me stitches. Okay. Well, I guess it wasn't too bad 765 00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:42,140 Well, they just give me like some type of like they put like that glue on 766 00:42:42,140 --> 00:42:44,140 On me. Oh 767 00:42:44,380 --> 00:42:50,580 And they just you only had puncture wounds, I guess and I was like alright and they gave me 768 00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:55,100 No, they made sure like they get I didn't have 769 00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:59,440 They took blood and then it was like tetanus. I guess a tetanus and a 770 00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:03,100 Shit, yeah, okay 771 00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:10,380 Yeah, huh, yeah, I'm sorry good old fucking America for you. Um, yeah 772 00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:16,780 Yeah, I don't really I love dogs 773 00:43:17,900 --> 00:43:24,940 Yeah, I don't know. I mean that's a fucking angry aggressive ones that don't have a leash on them that their owner just lets them 774 00:43:24,940 --> 00:43:32,740 Do their thing, you know, and it looked like a motherfucking like Benji type dog. I just one of those ready ass fucking much 775 00:43:33,380 --> 00:43:35,380 Just didn't have a collar 776 00:43:36,260 --> 00:43:38,260 fucking 777 00:43:39,620 --> 00:43:44,940 Younger if we have younger listeners are like what the fuck is the Benji a Benjamin like the the dollar bill or whatever 778 00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:47,580 I keep forgetting. Yeah 779 00:43:48,180 --> 00:43:51,700 Nobody knows probably nobody knows about Benji or lassie 780 00:43:51,700 --> 00:43:55,940 I fucking hated lassie and Benji. I like gentle been and flipper 781 00:43:56,580 --> 00:44:01,340 The TV shows but gentle been I'm sorry, but lassie and what was the other and Benji? 782 00:44:01,340 --> 00:44:07,500 I'm just like fucking boring. I hated Benji. I just thought it was the ugliest little fucking dog 783 00:44:08,620 --> 00:44:13,820 Benji boring. You're gonna save nobody at least lassie save like 784 00:44:13,820 --> 00:44:20,940 What was what was his owner's name or her owner's I don't remember all the doll. Oh, what about flipper? 785 00:44:21,420 --> 00:44:27,660 Yeah, I like what I like to watch flipper and gentle been did you ever watch gentle been I did watch gentle been yeah, yeah 786 00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:31,140 Always got a good little life lesson out of that one 787 00:44:33,940 --> 00:44:35,940 Don't poke the bear yeah 788 00:44:40,020 --> 00:44:42,020 Shit oh 789 00:44:42,020 --> 00:44:43,820 Wow 790 00:44:43,820 --> 00:44:47,500 Man, okay, so I'm gonna change topics really quick sure 791 00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:50,100 I got my hair done yesterday, right? 792 00:44:50,100 --> 00:44:55,300 And so my hair is finally grown out to where I can tie it up in a knot. Okay, my hair guy Matt 793 00:44:55,860 --> 00:45:01,900 He's fucking gay and he has the best fucking hair. He used to do drag drag Queen stuff 794 00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:06,420 Oh before COVID and then he stopped doing drag Queen whatever drag shows whatever the fuck. I don't know 795 00:45:06,420 --> 00:45:12,180 Anyways, he's like Medusa now that your hair is long. How are you styling it? 796 00:45:12,820 --> 00:45:18,800 During the week. I looked at him like he's a fucking crazy person. I'm like, uh, you saw how I walked in here, right? 797 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:22,520 He's like, yeah, I'm like, yeah, I tie it up in a knot. He's like 798 00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:25,900 So you're growing you growing you grew up 799 00:45:26,460 --> 00:45:31,940 You're growing your hair out just so you can tie it up tie it up in a knot every day. I'm like, yeah 800 00:45:31,940 --> 00:45:38,020 He's like, no, no, no, no, no, we're not doing that. We're curling your hair today. I'm like, we're doing what? 801 00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:44,580 He's like you can curl your hair in five fucking minutes and have your fucking hair and be like on fleek for the rest of the week 802 00:45:44,580 --> 00:45:46,980 Or for the day or whatever. I'm like my hair doesn't hold a curl 803 00:45:46,980 --> 00:45:50,740 And if I knew how to French braid I even took a French braiding class 804 00:45:50,740 --> 00:45:55,720 I can't French braid for shit if I could French braid my fucking hair and to to like 805 00:45:56,060 --> 00:45:58,420 Split it down the middle and French braid and have two braids 806 00:45:58,420 --> 00:46:03,820 I'm like, I could have like beachy waves and that's the only type of the curls I like. Yeah. Well, I'm gonna curl your hair anyway 807 00:46:04,140 --> 00:46:10,940 Fucking fine. He's like see five minutes. He did it. My hair looked great and I'm like, but he's the hairstylist 808 00:46:10,940 --> 00:46:14,260 So it would take me like 20 minutes. I don't have time and patience for that. I fucking out 809 00:46:14,260 --> 00:46:18,200 He's like, so what do you do? I'm like, I blow dry it and then I flat iron it and he's like 810 00:46:18,940 --> 00:46:22,260 You and every girls in their flat irons. I don't like bitch 811 00:46:22,260 --> 00:46:27,780 Yes, I flat iron my hair because I don't like the fucking frizz. Yeah, and I 812 00:46:28,660 --> 00:46:31,820 Just my question come on a bullet. Do you style your hair? 813 00:46:31,820 --> 00:46:35,180 I do not I I blow dry 814 00:46:36,140 --> 00:46:37,540 Thank you very much 815 00:46:37,540 --> 00:46:42,780 So I'm like, I don't know how to French braid but like sometimes I'll part my hair and then I'll like twist 816 00:46:42,780 --> 00:46:46,020 I'll do a twist and then I'll put the bobby pins in so my hair will be down 817 00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:49,340 But there'll be a twist in the front and that's the extent of it and I'm like, yeah 818 00:46:49,340 --> 00:46:54,020 I'm just like if I could learn how to fucking French braid I'd be fucking beachy wavy 819 00:46:54,540 --> 00:46:57,940 boho girl like all day long. Oh, yeah, I I 820 00:46:59,020 --> 00:47:05,340 Did buy this fucking blow dryer thing where it's called like a bae 821 00:47:06,460 --> 00:47:08,460 something I don't know but 822 00:47:08,660 --> 00:47:10,660 anyways, you 823 00:47:10,780 --> 00:47:13,340 Put your hair and you just like you 824 00:47:13,340 --> 00:47:19,180 It blow dries it's kind of like a brush one of those blow dryer brushes type deal 825 00:47:19,340 --> 00:47:25,740 But it just makes your hair, but I end up looking like fucking fair faucet and shit and like I don't know 826 00:47:25,740 --> 00:47:29,500 I know you're talking about so is it like a roller? It's a roller hairbrush 827 00:47:29,540 --> 00:47:35,620 Yeah, but it rolls like it automatically rolls when you're drying it. No, this one doesn't automatically roll 828 00:47:35,620 --> 00:47:38,700 You have to like part your freaking hair in four 829 00:47:39,620 --> 00:47:42,300 segments and okay, you just kind of I 830 00:47:42,300 --> 00:47:49,020 I think there's a specific way to actually fucking do it, but yeah every time I use it 831 00:47:49,020 --> 00:47:51,020 I'm just like god damn it like 832 00:47:52,980 --> 00:47:54,980 Yeah, I look like I like fair faucet 833 00:47:56,020 --> 00:47:58,020 Charlie's angels 834 00:47:58,020 --> 00:48:05,640 There we go. Yeah, Mona both would be perfect. You know what actually I was like you're gonna throw on some like 835 00:48:06,180 --> 00:48:08,220 cat eyes and like 836 00:48:08,220 --> 00:48:12,620 Yeah draw my lips a little bit bigger than they actually are 837 00:48:16,300 --> 00:48:18,300 Good morning, Charlie 838 00:48:20,340 --> 00:48:25,180 Yeah, I was like, yeah, you know what I could I could probably rock this look but 839 00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:30,860 Hmm. I don't know but it just falls out my hair. My hair is so nappy 840 00:48:31,220 --> 00:48:33,820 There's this yeah, I was gonna say your hair is naturally curly though 841 00:48:33,820 --> 00:48:39,900 My hair isn't curly at all. It just gets frizzy, but it's just stick straight. It doesn't hold a curl for shit 842 00:48:41,420 --> 00:48:49,140 That's like my hair is just fucking nappy. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it and everyone's like, oh my gosh 843 00:48:49,140 --> 00:48:51,780 Your hair looks so cute. Yeah, right? 844 00:48:52,300 --> 00:48:54,300 Forever to wash and blow dry 845 00:48:56,740 --> 00:49:00,020 Yeah, I need some Jerry curl juice 846 00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:02,020 Like 847 00:49:02,580 --> 00:49:06,620 Horrible I put so much I remember back in the day when I was 848 00:49:07,740 --> 00:49:11,340 I don't know junior high. I just put fucking baby oil in my hair 849 00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:16,380 To tame it. Oh, so you're anything to get the frizz to go away 850 00:49:16,380 --> 00:49:22,940 Yeah, and then I just started using a motherfucking iron. I was like, I'm gonna iron my fucking dickies and I'm gonna 851 00:49:22,940 --> 00:49:30,700 I'm gonna iron my my wife beater and my dickies and 852 00:49:31,580 --> 00:49:33,580 There you go. My hair 853 00:49:33,580 --> 00:49:39,700 Her yeah, that was probably the worst thing ever, but yeah, I did that. It was all good 854 00:49:42,100 --> 00:49:46,000 I'm just trying to figure out how to fucking make beachy waves and not 855 00:49:46,540 --> 00:49:51,940 Fucking stress out about it because I would like beachy waves, but I just are you know wavy hair or whatever, right? 856 00:49:51,940 --> 00:49:53,940 You know, what about those? 857 00:49:55,220 --> 00:49:59,500 Curlers and they're they kind of they're like I kind of look like 858 00:49:59,940 --> 00:50:06,300 What would you call it? Not styrofoam, but they're that foamy stuff along the long L's I guess or whatever 859 00:50:06,300 --> 00:50:11,100 Yeah, you're supposed to put them in your hair and you just I have that and I haven't I bought those 860 00:50:11,140 --> 00:50:17,220 Maybe last month and I haven't tried it yet. I'm gonna try I guess I'll keep you I'll do it before next Sunday 861 00:50:17,220 --> 00:50:22,660 But um, I don't know if my hair is long enough on the top because I mean not all of my hair 862 00:50:22,660 --> 00:50:26,700 Maybe on the top part it would be able to do that, but the rest of my hair. No because it's still 863 00:50:27,420 --> 00:50:28,940 Not long enough 864 00:50:28,940 --> 00:50:35,380 If that makes any fucking sense it does my hair is just barely getting to my shoulders. So um 865 00:50:36,300 --> 00:50:38,300 Maybe by next summer 866 00:50:39,420 --> 00:50:44,540 It's been two years since I let my hair grow out so what your hair is to your shoulders now 867 00:50:44,540 --> 00:50:49,060 Yeah, it's almost to my shoulders. So um the top part or you know the front part of my hair 868 00:50:49,060 --> 00:50:51,940 Yeah, the bottom part of my hair obviously has always been at my shoulder 869 00:50:51,940 --> 00:50:55,620 I guess my shoulders or whatever, but the top hair is finally long enough 870 00:50:56,380 --> 00:50:58,380 shoot, yeah, so 871 00:50:58,940 --> 00:51:00,940 There is that 872 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:09,460 Adultine look at that like shit. I don't know sometimes I just want to shave my whole fucking head like 873 00:51:09,460 --> 00:51:15,060 Fucking I was just like I'm fucking over. That's what I did like every ten years. I cut my hair or a shave all my hair 874 00:51:15,060 --> 00:51:19,100 Oh, yeah, but it's so I think it's funny that hairstylist. They're like, oh, yeah 875 00:51:19,100 --> 00:51:22,740 We can you can do your hair in like five minutes. They all fucking say that Pomona boys 876 00:51:22,740 --> 00:51:27,220 And I'm like, that's because you're the fucking hairstylist. Yeah, the fuck you're doing so I'm 877 00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:37,180 Time I told my hairstylist. I was like, you know what? I don't even wash my freaking hair four days after you curl it because like I 878 00:51:37,180 --> 00:51:43,140 I can't do that. I can't my why do my arms hurt 879 00:51:47,180 --> 00:51:53,020 Now all tangled in my hair because I was trying to un or to comb out the curl and now it's all tangled in 880 00:51:53,100 --> 00:51:57,860 Yeah, I don't I don't give a shit. Yeah, I do that whole 881 00:51:58,260 --> 00:51:59,780 You're gonna make a ponytail 882 00:51:59,780 --> 00:52:06,260 But then when you have your hair tie and you're doing the second little wrap and yeah, that's how I have my hair now 883 00:52:06,260 --> 00:52:08,260 Yeah, that's how I have my hair now too 884 00:52:08,860 --> 00:52:13,860 Fucking twinsies right now. All right fucking out of my I need the hair out of my face 885 00:52:13,940 --> 00:52:20,780 Yeah, and I hate that I have these little hairs that just keep coming down like I want them all the time same hair 886 00:52:20,780 --> 00:52:27,740 It's like what is even with a gel and hairspray it still like sticks out because yeah, it's like whatever you fucking cut 887 00:52:28,100 --> 00:52:32,620 It's so fucking horrible. I hate that I try to put and then I have to go to the bathroom 888 00:52:32,620 --> 00:52:39,300 I'm putting more water and that that little exactly coming up like little horns. Well, you know, yeah, like I 889 00:52:39,820 --> 00:52:41,820 Guess my devil horns 890 00:52:44,140 --> 00:52:46,780 The are on devil woman. Yeah 891 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:52,620 All right, I think we should wrap this up we're at 52 minutes ma'am 892 00:52:52,620 --> 00:53:00,100 Oh, you don't key. You have any parting words for our listeners. I do not I just hope you guys had a great weekend and 893 00:53:00,100 --> 00:53:03,140 Please be safe out there. I 894 00:53:04,300 --> 00:53:07,860 Agree and have a good week and the eclipse is 895 00:53:08,780 --> 00:53:14,380 Tonight at midnight. It's oh, yeah, so here we go solar eclipse. Let's do this 896 00:53:14,380 --> 00:53:30,500 All right guys have a good week. We will talk to you next weekend. Peace. Bye. I