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for grand pa on my lap at all times.

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That's right, babe.

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Some of them that were forces are the same, the big crisis.

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Killing in the name of.

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Good afternoon, Bestie.

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Good afternoon.

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Happy St. Paddy's Day.

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Well, I guess I'm not drinking, are you?

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No. Oh, coconut water.

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Well, I'm drinking water.

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We've gotten really boring and old lately, huh?

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I'm telling you, I honestly, I had a tough week and it was always that go-to.

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It's like, you just have it in your head where I need to go home and just pour me a stiff one.

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But yeah, it's hard.

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It's hard.

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Right?

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To retrain yourself.

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Teaching an old dog new tricks.

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I'm like, you know what?

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I'm going to drink a whole liter of coconut water when I get home.

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A liter of cola.

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Shit.

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So for the listeners that don't know, I don't know, I just haven't been in the mood to drink

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and it'll be 28 days tomorrow.

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And I guess the good news is that my city of Long Beach, the people that I'm going to,

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I was supposed to hang out with them or meet up on the last Saturday in March.

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That got rescheduled to whenever I guess everybody's able to meet up.

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So that means my sobriety streak can continue.

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Until I feel like otherwise, but tomorrow will be day 28.

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Yeah.

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Shit.

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I ain't even know I'm going on months.

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Well, good for you girl.

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I don't know.

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We got to rethink our name now.

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Clink, clink gang.

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I know we said, I think we said think, think.

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Think, think, or blink, blink.

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I don't know.

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We've got to come up with a new name.

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Yeah.

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Some boring bitches double B.

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Shit.

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I know.

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Where do we that?

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Just, you know, right.

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Don't think anything.

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Just give me a Benadryl.

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Yeah.

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So speaking of Benadryl, I guess I'll go first.

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So remember how I had my eyes have been an issue for the last four, five weeks now,

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whatever the fuck.

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Yeah.

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Including the dermatologist.

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It dawned on me this past week, Pomona Bullets.

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My coworker, when I used to work in a Zouza as of last year, they're like,

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you need to start using flow nays.

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Have you ever used flow nays, the stuff that you squirt into your nose?

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Yes.

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Well, I started using that about four weeks ago and that's when I do the math.

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And I'm like, oh yeah, maybe I should just be netty potting instead of flow nasing.

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And I would have never had the eye issue.

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You know what?

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That's interesting that you say that because

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oh, common sense isn't so common.

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And I fall into that category once in a while.

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And I didn't realize ears, nose, throat, your eyes.

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It's all connected.

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Yes.

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So I don't know if I got an infection or obviously when I did the math, I'm like,

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clearly I was not supposed to use flow nays.

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The only thing that should be going up my nose is fucking the netty pot, the salt or whatever.

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Yeah, the saline.

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So I've done that two Sundays in a row and I'm back to normal back to normal.

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Back to normal.

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And I'm just like, God damn it.

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Why is it such a pain in the ass to netty pot?

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It is.

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It is.

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But it works.

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It's it's hard the first time you try it.

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Right.

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Because it feels so weird.

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And when I haven't done it in like a year, almost a year when I start back up and I'm

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like, oh, I feel so much relief.

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But then I was just the whole cleaning process to clean the goddamn thing is so fucking annoying.

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Right.

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Just like folding laundry.

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I can do laundry all day long, but do I like to fold it?

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Hell no.

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We would make a great team.

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You can do the laundry and I will fold.

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I'll fold all day.

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Oh, you like to fold?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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You're the only person that I've ever known in existence of eternity.

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However you want to say it, whatever that likes to fold.

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I don't know if anybody who likes to fold laundry now except you.

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Yes.

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I like it.

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Well, not not.

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Let me take that back.

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It's not that I like it, but I prefer to do it because my OCD and I just need it done.

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Oh.

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The way and I just think if it's the way people fold their pants, I get a kick out of that.

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When I see the way people fold their pants.

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I don't know.

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Do you fold your pants or do you hang them up like fold them in half and hang them on a hanger?

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Do you?

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I have pant hangers, I guess.

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So like they have the clips on it.

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So they actually look like they're standing up.

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Does that make sense?

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Oh, gotcha.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Like the ones that they have in the department stores.

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Okay.

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Most of my shit is athleisure.

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So that shit gets folded and thrown into the drawer.

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Yeah.

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I saw somebody fold their pants one day and it was just, do you work at coals or?

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I was all professional.

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Yeah.

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I was like, you fold your pants like that.

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I fold my pants a certain way that works for me.

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Right.

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Because I don't like it, especially when it comes to jeans.

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I don't have too many pairs of jeans.

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But the jeans that I do have, I hate when the cuff flips up.

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That little lip on the cuff.

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Oh, yes.

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Yeah.

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I hate that.

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So the way I have to fold my jeans, I make sure that little part is down and I fold it so it stays down.

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Right.

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So stay down.

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I hate that.

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Because it just naturally flips up or folds up.

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It's so annoying.

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So yeah.

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But thank goodness we're not wearing those.

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Did you ever wear bell bottoms?

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I know they came back as a fad.

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I had a couple of pairs, well not bell bottoms, but the yoga pants with the bell bottom on the bottom, I guess.

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Yeah.

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But not legit bell bottoms, but I guess the workout ones.

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Back in the late 90s, I guess.

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I don't know.

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Yeah.

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Somewhere around there.

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I'm sure they'll make another comeback here in the next couple of years.

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I know, you just keep recycling through fads.

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Right.

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I'm like, what?

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Clogs are back in again?

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Fuck.

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Well, thank you Crocs, I guess.

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Otherwise, that would never be around.

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I'm assuming.

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I don't know.

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I could be wrong.

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And if they die out, they come back.

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Doesn't matter.

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Just like Birkenstocks.

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And speaking of laundry pomemonable, so did you know that a two-in-one washer and dryer actually exists?

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Yes, because I work at Lowe's.

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I know.

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Okay.

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Well, you know what?

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For some reason, it showed up on my Instagram feed and I'm like, what the fuck?

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I'm like, I have never heard of that.

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So I click on the fucking Instagram link and it takes me to fucking Lowe's.

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GE has a one or a one and done thing where it's all in one and it has an average rating of five fucking stars over 3500 reviews.

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And I'm like, wow, I just that's so fucking amazing.

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But then half of the clothes that I wash, I don't put in the dryer.

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So I don't know how that would work.

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Yeah.

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Well, you just don't put the dryer setting.

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I guess.

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But I don't know.

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I just thought that was so cool.

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I, when that launched and we were doing it, it was like a power product.

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That's what they call it.

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This is what we're going to sell.

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This is what we're pushing.

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This is what we're going to advertise.

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And I thought to myself, that's so weird.

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Something's going to happen.

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And what if the washer part of it goes out, then you just have a dryer and yeah, I was just going to say the repair would be weird.

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Right.

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I would think so.

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But then I was told, well, look at if you have a dishwasher, it washes and it drives your dishes.

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But it's like, that's different.

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I didn't even think about that.

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You're right.

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Yeah, but it's not fabric.

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It's so right.

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I don't know.

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I'm just like, I'm not sold on it yet.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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It was on sale for $2,300.

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And I'm like, that's like the average price of a washer and a dryer put together.

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So I thought it would be more.

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So I don't know why it showed up on my Instagram feed, but it did.

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And I was just like, I don't know.

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I was blown away by that.

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Yeah.

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It's simple things.

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It's the little things in life.

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But I really want to try one.

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But I'm just like, with my luck, it's going to go all bad.

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And then I'm just going to go back to the clothes line outside.

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Right.

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Washing with a, in a crease.

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And now I can't wash because the dryer doesn't work.

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So now I'm screwed out of both.

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That's my thinking.

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If it breaks, like you can't use the other one because it's all in one.

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Right.

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Right.

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Hey, I would love if, and if I met anybody who actually bought one of those, I would like to

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pick their brain.

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Yeah.

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I would be the same.

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And just see how, how is that going to go?

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How does that work?

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I don't know.

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But yeah, it's crazy.

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Dude, you don't play the lotto, do you?

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I haven't played the lotto lately and I drove by 7-Eleven yesterday and one of them is like

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at 800 million.

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The other ones are like at seven and some change, I want to say, or maybe six and some change.

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I'm like, fuck, I need to play.

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And I just didn't make it back down to 7-Eleven.

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Because I didn't have professional on me.

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So did you play?

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I don't typically play.

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But yesterday I decided, well, why not?

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Because the same, I was getting gas.

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I saw that it, the, there was a drawing tonight.

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I think it was the Powerball and some other organ megabucks or something like that.

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So I go inside and I buy some quick picks and oh my goodness.

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So the gal that's selling me the quick picks, she's like, do you want to do a power up and this and that?

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And she's just throwing all these other fucking things at me.

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I was like, no, bitch, no, I just need a quick fix.

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And I'm honestly, I already, I probably even shouldn't buy them because I was already feeling like I ain't going to win.

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So that's going to be a waste of $20 or whatever.

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But I still bought them.

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I'm just like, I don't know.

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I don't even know how to play this shit.

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So you can pick power ups and this and that.

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And I don't know about all that.

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I don't know.

260
00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:34,240
That must be the state lottery or the organ because I don't know what the power up is.

261
00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,160
Yeah, I have no idea.

262
00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,600
I have your numbers.

263
00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:38,160
I did.

264
00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:39,920
Did you win anything?

265
00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:41,440
Or did you at least win your money back?

266
00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,040
No, boo.

267
00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:43,680
I know.

268
00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,760
And that's why I'm going to stick to scratch.

269
00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:46,480
The scratchers.

270
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:46,800
Yeah.

271
00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,800
I haven't even played scratchers lately either.

272
00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:51,120
And I want to, I just like the scratchers.

273
00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,480
Gives me a thrill.

274
00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:52,720
Yeah.

275
00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:54,960
Yeah, exactly.

276
00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,720
It's like, I don't know who's picking these numbers.

277
00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:59,920
The power or quick picks.

278
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:00,320
Right.

279
00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,400
This is a random, who knows?

280
00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,080
I don't know.

281
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,440
But yeah, scratchers.

282
00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:07,360
I've never had luck on the quick picks.

283
00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,080
No, never.

284
00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:10,560
I never.

285
00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:15,360
And but then again, I never really stuck in the game to play like, oh, I'm going to.

286
00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:15,840
Religious.

287
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:16,560
Yeah.

288
00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,440
Just scratchers.

289
00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:22,560
Yes, I've had luck with scratchers, which is the same.

290
00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:25,440
But it's fucking fun.

291
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:25,680
Yeah.

292
00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:26,800
It's fun.

293
00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:29,600
Except those crossword fucking scratchers.

294
00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:30,400
Oh, gosh.

295
00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,320
And the poker ones or whatever.

296
00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,240
I hate that.

297
00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:34,480
Shit.

298
00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:35,840
Just like did it.

299
00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:41,040
Just give me the one where I can match three items in a row or whatever.

300
00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:41,280
Yeah.

301
00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,280
You're like, Picky Bank, Picky Bank,

302
00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:46,240
carries dang it.

303
00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:46,640
Right.

304
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,080
You lose.

305
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:50,320
Yeah.

306
00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,440
Where's all bingo?

307
00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:54,080
I hate those.

308
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,040
Fuck it.

309
00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:55,920
Just I don't know.

310
00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:57,680
Those ones.

311
00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:01,680
But I guess if you're bored and just maybe I might win some money.

312
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:03,680
Let me get my penny.

313
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:04,960
Scratch it.

314
00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:10,000
So, um, is the weather better now up there?

315
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,280
Because spring is like next week or this coming week or whatever.

316
00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:13,920
Oh, yeah.

317
00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,560
The weather has been insane.

318
00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:22,480
So the other day when I left for work, I legit had to defrost my car.

319
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,280
It was cold.

320
00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:28,480
It was ice and I had a hoodie on everything.

321
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,520
Go to work.

322
00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:35,520
Tell me why the fuck when I was leaving, it was like 87 degrees.

323
00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:36,640
What?

324
00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:37,040
Yeah.

325
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,880
It wasn't even that warm down here.

326
00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:41,840
I was like, what the fuck?

327
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:48,720
I was so hot and my in the car, it's all if I turn on the AC or what?

328
00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:51,760
Well, just turn on the climate control, I guess it's programmed.

329
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:52,640
It's the heater.

330
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:53,520
It's blasting.

331
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:59,600
Like I have to program where's the AC, put it down to cold, push all these buttons.

332
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:04,720
Then the next morning it's like, fuck, I turn on the car, AC is blasting.

333
00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:07,360
I'm gonna cross my windshield.

334
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,560
The fuck's going on?

335
00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:09,680
Global warming.

336
00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:10,880
Like I don't get it.

337
00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:14,320
So you had one day of like summer weather then?

338
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:14,800
No.

339
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:20,880
As a matter of fact, it was three days and today is one of those days where it's

340
00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,120
it's tell me if shit.

341
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:27,760
So the sun is just blaring in my room and I'm trying to sleep in.

342
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:31,680
I, you know, I struggle with insomnia and all that.

343
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:32,480
Yes.

344
00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:36,800
I finally had a good night's rest.

345
00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:38,160
Yay.

346
00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:38,480
Yeah.

347
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:41,760
It was like, I'm going to fucking sleep until eight.

348
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,800
Yeah, that's that's sleeping in for me, people.

349
00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,640
Yeah, I'm gonna sleep till eight.

350
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:47,280
You know what?

351
00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:48,240
I'm gonna be a rebel.

352
00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:49,280
I'm gonna sleep till nine.

353
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,000
I'm gonna be a bum.

354
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000
Yeah, I'm gonna sleep till nine.

355
00:13:52,640 --> 00:14:00,240
And why the fuck was the sun just glaring into my room and in your eyes?

356
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:08,080
Yeah, it's just it sucks because I have those blackout curtains that blackout the main window.

357
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:13,520
But there's this little fucking window that I didn't even think about.

358
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,080
It's right above my bed frame, the headboard.

359
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,760
And it's just a small window.

360
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:20,720
It's really, yeah, I don't know.

361
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,960
It kind of looks like a jail cell type window.

362
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:26,800
It's just kind of way up by the ceiling and you slide this little window.

363
00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:28,640
Well, it doesn't have a curtain.

364
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,880
I have some like little pictures and stuff right there.

365
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:35,040
But you better throw some foil on it.

366
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,400
Yeah, for sure.

367
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,800
I was like, give me a fucking beach towel.

368
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:42,160
I'm gonna just write ghetto and just put that shit over there.

369
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:44,880
I don't know.

370
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:50,960
I just feel so ungrateful, Oregon, because I hate you and bitch at you about your weather.

371
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,320
Fuck it, where's the sun?

372
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,200
And the sun comes out.

373
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,880
I'm like, get the fuck out of here.

374
00:14:54,880 --> 00:15:02,560
Why didn't you just pop up at fucking seven in the morning and wake me up on the day that I was going to be a bum?

375
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:03,840
I don't know.

376
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:07,760
Because the fucking spring forward or whatever the time change.

377
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,920
Geez, it's just horrible.

378
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:20,080
But yes, our weather is getting better and the only thing that I can think of is how fucking pasty I am.

379
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,200
So I don't know.

380
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,040
I started tanning in the tent.

381
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,480
I don't give a fuck.

382
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,600
Do you do that?

383
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:29,200
Are you laying out real rays or are you going to the tanning salon?

384
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,760
No, I'm the tanning bed is at the gym.

385
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,000
And then today is tomorrow is going to be 75.

386
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:39,760
And since I work from home, I'm going to be able to actually the sun better be out tomorrow because it keeps fucking doing this goddamn marine.

387
00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,600
layer. Otherwise, I'd be laying out right now.

388
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,280
But tomorrow is supposed to be sunny.

389
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:45,120
So I will lay out on my lunch.

390
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:45,600
Yes.

391
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:54,960
I love how the dermatologist asks you like when you go to see the dermatologist, you use tanning beds or whatever.

392
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:55,840
Or do you fake tan?

393
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:58,240
And I always put no because I'm like, bitch, you're looking at my face.

394
00:15:58,240 --> 00:15:59,440
I don't fake tan my face.

395
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,360
That shit gets covered up.

396
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,000
You know, I have goggles on.

397
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,120
Exactly.

398
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:08,320
Bronzer and what's in a darker foundation.

399
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:11,760
But I purposely fucking fuck with my face.

400
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,960
So no, no fake tan.

401
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,120
And I actually cover my hoo-ha so that shit right.

402
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,080
So there.

403
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:24,400
Yeah.

404
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:26,640
Fuck this.

405
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:27,520
Shaving my legs.

406
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,640
I'm like, it would be a nice day to wear some shorts.

407
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:33,280
But like goddamn Pomona bullets.

408
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:34,320
Fuck.

409
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,520
You're a true Argonian.

410
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:38,160
Fuck.

411
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,120
This is gross.

412
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:39,760
Tree hugger.

413
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:40,960
Yeah.

414
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,080
No shit.

415
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,880
Oh my gosh, it's I'm so pasty.

416
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,760
It's weird because it's not in my DNA.

417
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:50,480
Like my skin is like a nice olive color.

418
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:54,320
But I guess if you live in Oregon for 10 years.

419
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,080
Not anymore.

420
00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,040
You turn like that.

421
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:00,960
One movie powder.

422
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:02,640
Oh shit.

423
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:02,960
Yes.

424
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,360
You're fluorescent white.

425
00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:05,600
Yeah.

426
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,960
Yeah.

427
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,560
Don't worry if the power goes out.

428
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,920
Just take your shirt off.

429
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,120
Just put on some shorts.

430
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,560
There you go.

431
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:14,880
Yeah.

432
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,480
I was thinking about doing the spray tan.

433
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:20,640
Have you done that?

434
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,240
No, you know what?

435
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,560
I would but I shower twice a day.

436
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,800
And if I swim laps, I shower three times a day.

437
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,800
So that would never work in my favor.

438
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,000
And it would be a waste of money.

439
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,000
So doesn't it wash off?

440
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,200
See, I'm not privy to all like.

441
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,960
So it washes off eventually.

442
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:37,520
I thought it like.

443
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:37,840
Yeah.

444
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,280
It kind of stained your skin.

445
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,280
No, it eventually washes off.

446
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:44,320
But since I shower twice a day, it's just,

447
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,000
there's no point for me to do it.

448
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,600
I don't know how long it lasts.

449
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,640
I can't speak on that.

450
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:52,240
But since I guess whoever does do the spray tans,

451
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,840
they don't shower twice a day.

452
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:54,480
Obviously.

453
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,640
I would hope not because that would be a waste of money.

454
00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,280
So there is that.

455
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:00,160
I don't know.

456
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,640
I was like, can you spray some abs on me too?

457
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:03,440
And like.

458
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:03,840
Oh yeah.

459
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,280
How's that?

460
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,080
They show.

461
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:06,720
Sure.

462
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,360
Put some definition.

463
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,480
Put a little bit darker.

464
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,200
Get your little.

465
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:12,480
What is it?

466
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:13,600
I don't even know.

467
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,760
Airbrush or whatever the hell they use.

468
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:16,080
I don't.

469
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,280
I don't know because I've never done it.

470
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:21,200
I did see an episode of Friends one time

471
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,480
where they were getting spray tanned.

472
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,160
Oh, I remember that episode.

473
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:27,520
Yeah.

474
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,120
That was funny.

475
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:29,360
Yeah.

476
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,320
And they're like, turn.

477
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,960
And you can just, this whole face is all orange and shit.

478
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:33,680
I don't know.

479
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,960
But I have seen some bitches come out of the tanning,

480
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:41,840
the capsules and stuff and shit.

481
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:42,320
I don't know.

482
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:43,440
Their face.

483
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:44,720
I don't.

484
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:45,200
I don't know.

485
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:48,640
You can tell that they had the goggles on and they were in there a little too long.

486
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,000
It's like, did you fall asleep in there?

487
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:50,320
Or did something not.

488
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,040
Oh yeah.

489
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,240
I don't know.

490
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,840
Because that you look like shit, but okay.

491
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,080
Whatever, right?

492
00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:58,400
Yeah.

493
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,040
I don't know.

494
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,640
I don't know.

495
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:03,760
But yeah, I need some.

496
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,040
I need some goddamn color.

497
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:05,840
Yuck.

498
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,800
I'm not feeling good about it right now.

499
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:09,600
No short.

500
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:15,360
When you sit in your hot tub, is the sun blocked with that, the patio?

501
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:15,680
Yes.

502
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:16,160
Oh, no.

503
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,040
It's like, can you sit?

504
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,800
It's lattice.

505
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:21,120
So, okay, that's what it is.

506
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,440
So you just get like little rays on you, but.

507
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,320
It's not straight sun or whatever.

508
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:28,320
Well, okay.

509
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,960
I just got a layout in my yard.

510
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,080
There you go.

511
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,040
In my lounge chair.

512
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:34,720
In my book.

513
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:35,280
Read a book.

514
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:35,600
Yeah.

515
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,480
Yeah, in my book.

516
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,440
How old are you?

517
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,240
Look at us.

518
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:38,880
In our book.

519
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:43,040
Now bring your phone out and play some music, I guess, if you don't want to read.

520
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:43,840
Yeah.

521
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,120
Put on my little beats pill.

522
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:46,320
There you go.

523
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,200
Bother the neighbors with my music.

524
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,000
Oh, they probably hate.

525
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,040
They're like, oh fuck.

526
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,920
Oh my God, your neighbor with the skeletons.

527
00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,400
Is it dressed up like St. Patrick's Day, probably?

528
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:00,720
Shit.

529
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:01,600
I'm not proud about that.

530
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,560
I haven't even been.

531
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,000
I fucking, you know what?

532
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:09,360
Since I'm, you know, I think I'm going to take a little walk downstairs and just fucking see.

533
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,040
This is interesting.

534
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:16,800
I bet he does have it dressed up as a leprechaun or, I don't know, it's in green.

535
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,520
At the very least.

536
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:20,480
I'm going to look.

537
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:21,600
I haven't.

538
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,320
Oh, no.

539
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:25,280
Okay, good.

540
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:25,680
Nope.

541
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,320
Still wearing the fucking Valentine's shit.

542
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:28,480
Okay.

543
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:29,600
Oh, God damn.

544
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,000
That's even worse.

545
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:32,720
Never mind.

546
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,680
And their Christmas lights are still up on their house.

547
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:36,400
No, just kidding.

548
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,400
I'm not surprised if they truly are.

549
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,680
Oh gosh.

550
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:42,160
I know.

551
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,160
Horrible, horrible neighbors.

552
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,760
I want to, I hope.

553
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:46,800
Okay.

554
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,880
I don't hope, but this is just how sadistic sometimes I feel in my head.

555
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,560
Just I want to be on neighborhood wars with them.

556
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,880
Like I want to almost make a deal like, hey,

557
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,560
did you say neighborhood wars?

558
00:20:58,560 --> 00:20:58,800
Yeah.

559
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:00,320
I love it.

560
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:02,720
Just making sure I heard what I heard.

561
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,400
Have you seen that show?

562
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:05,840
No.

563
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:07,600
Okay.

564
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,520
So there's this show.

565
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:14,640
I don't know if it's on any or whatnot, but there's a show and it's called neighborhood wars.

566
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:21,200
And basically it's all these videos that they find either on YouTube or online, whatever.

567
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:27,360
And it's all about how they have shitty neighbors and they're just at war.

568
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,880
And it's, it's hilarious.

569
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,240
It's hilarious.

570
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,320
But some of it's real.

571
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:41,120
Some of it's, I mean, like real, like, damn cops got to get involved in all this and that.

572
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,000
And people are ready.

573
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:42,640
Oh, damn.

574
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:47,680
And then there's times where it's just like, it's, wow, that's a good one.

575
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,200
I can't believe that.

576
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:56,880
There was one where this guy, he just hated his papers so bad and they're just fighting and going back and forth, back and forth.

577
00:21:56,880 --> 00:22:06,400
This guy decides to throw a bunch of, I guess, like bird seed or food or something that crows really like.

578
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:14,480
And then he put the speaker on his roof and it was some type of like call for the crows.

579
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,200
I don't know.

580
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:18,000
So a fucking shit ton of crows.

581
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,280
Oh, shit.

582
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:20,240
In his backyard.

583
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:24,800
And it was horrible, but that was genius.

584
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:25,680
It was genius.

585
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:26,480
I don't know.

586
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:29,280
There's just little things, but I would like to go on neighborhood wars.

587
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:30,960
Yes, please.

588
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,880
Let's make it like an agreement.

589
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:34,240
I'm sure you could submit it.

590
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:34,720
Yeah.

591
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:38,880
There has to be a way to submit, I guess, your case.

592
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:39,040
Yep.

593
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:39,840
You want to call it that?

594
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,440
That's what I want to do.

595
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:43,040
I want to do it.

596
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:49,520
And then I'm sure we can just put a little Hollywood into it and pretend that we're just really at war.

597
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:54,000
Oh, I'm sure I could totally see it already with you.

598
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:59,360
Like everything that Pomona Bolz is doing on that on that show is not exaggerated.

599
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:01,040
It's pure rage.

600
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,720
And it's like no exaggeration.

601
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:12,400
Get a chainsaw and just cut the skeleton.

602
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:15,840
Shit.

603
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,200
I would be a hero in my neighborhood.

604
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:23,680
Seriously, if I did that, I think everybody would have my back.

605
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,600
I'm sure your neighbors or the other neighbors, I guess, or whatever,

606
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:31,840
they've contemplated ways that they could possibly get rid of it with that.

607
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:36,560
But that camera that your next door neighbor has up would just totally,

608
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:40,240
I guess, ruin everybody's plan to remove the thing.

609
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:41,600
Yeah.

610
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:42,160
I know.

611
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,000
I know.

612
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:44,960
It's horrible.

613
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:46,960
But it keeps me going.

614
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:50,560
It keeps me sharp, my brain, because I'm just thinking of ways.

615
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,000
I'm never going to implement it.

616
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:55,760
One of these days.

617
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:56,960
One of these days.

618
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:58,400
Yes.

619
00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,520
One of these days.

620
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:00,960
Girl.

621
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:02,560
Okay.

622
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:08,480
I'm going to say I was going on the urban dictionary.

623
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:13,200
And the only reason why is because I have legit dictionaries.

624
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:16,800
Do you have a book, a dictionary book in your house or?

625
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:20,160
I used to, but now I just go GTS it.

626
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:20,400
Yeah.

627
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,040
Yeah.

628
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,240
I GTS it that.

629
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:23,120
Yeah.

630
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:29,280
And I was looking at all these fucking dictionaries that I have and they are

631
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:35,040
huge, like fucking huge, a thousand plus pages, Webster's dictionary.

632
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:35,680
Right.

633
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,720
It's, it's an antique because half of the shit.

634
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:44,080
I didn't know that they update the dictionary every so many years.

635
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:48,880
The Webster dictionary or whatever you want to call for the English dictionary.

636
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:49,680
Right.

637
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:54,560
So these dictionaries that I have, they're like, yeah, I don't know.

638
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:55,520
1996.

639
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:57,280
Okay.

640
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,120
I was just like, oh shit.

641
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:03,040
This is, it doesn't even mean anything anymore.

642
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:04,320
It's right.

643
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:05,040
It's obsolete.

644
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,240
Plus there's so many new words.

645
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,360
It's so obsolete.

646
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:12,240
So yeah, I was going on urban dictionary and I did a fun little thing because urban

647
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,320
dictionary is just crazy.

648
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,120
And I look up Medusa.

649
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:18,480
Let's just see what they say.

650
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:19,680
What does Medusa?

651
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:26,880
And I'm thinking they're going to say, you know, it's the, she turns people into stone

652
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:27,520
and blah, blah, blah.

653
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:31,040
Oh, there's an actual term for Medusa in the urban dictionary.

654
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,240
Oh girl.

655
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:32,960
Yes.

656
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,240
And oh boy.

657
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:34,480
Okay.

658
00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:40,560
I'm reading it and I was like, just for shits and giggles, let's see.

659
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:47,120
And then it says Medusa, a chick that is so out of order fine that she makes you all hard

660
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,160
like stone.

661
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:48,480
Okay.

662
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:51,280
Oh, okay.

663
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:55,920
And then it says example, Sheila is so fine.

664
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,440
She got me all Medusa.

665
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:58,880
Okay.

666
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,360
So the next one, Medusa.

667
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:06,480
It says a piercing located on the top lip in the middle just below your septum.

668
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:08,560
Okay.

669
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,400
It's a piercing, I guess.

670
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,360
All right.

671
00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:17,360
And the next one, Medusa, the girl at the party who always has weed to share.

672
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:19,760
She gets everybody stoned.

673
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:20,240
All right.

674
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:24,800
So there's, wow, there's just way too many definitions for Medusa.

675
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,120
Yeah.

676
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,680
And I was like, well, that's not so bad.

677
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:31,440
So if I just look up Pomona, what does urban dictionary have to say about Pomona?

678
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:32,480
Because it's a city.

679
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:36,480
I'm not expecting anything crazy, but I'm just going to look it up.

680
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:43,280
And it says Pomona, a city in LA County that is also known for the LA County Fair.

681
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:49,040
Large population of Chicanos and gang bangers, also known as P-town.

682
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:49,360
Okay.

683
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:55,040
And then it says example, hey, let's go hit up the homies in Pomona.

684
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,640
AKA P-town.

685
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:56,960
All right.

686
00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,680
And then the next one.

687
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:01,600
Uh-oh.

688
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:03,040
You're laughing.

689
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:03,680
I'm like, uh-oh.

690
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:05,760
That's what says Pomona.

691
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,440
Don't go there.

692
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:08,480
You'll get killed.

693
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:09,040
Fo-show.

694
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:12,800
Fo-show.

695
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:14,400
Fo-show.

696
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,520
And then this says example or the little sentence, how did he die?

697
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:18,480
He went to Pomona.

698
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:22,480
Even better.

699
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:23,760
I was like, whoa.

700
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,000
Okay. So, hmm.

701
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:26,320
Wow.

702
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:30,800
And I'm not going to go down the rabbit hole and just keep looking up shit because so

703
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:32,320
Pomona.

704
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:36,000
So me and Tori went to DeVry Institute in Pomona.

705
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,840
So what's that make me and Tori then?

706
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:39,520
909ers.

707
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:47,680
Some 909 gang bang graduates.

708
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:48,160
Yeah.

709
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:49,280
P-town graduates.

710
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:50,640
Shit.

711
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:52,400
Got it.

712
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,000
Wow.

713
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:58,320
Okay. Well, thank you Urban Dictionary for Medusa and Pomona.

714
00:27:58,320 --> 00:27:58,640
Yeah.

715
00:27:59,200 --> 00:27:59,440
Yeah.

716
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:00,880
To a T.

717
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:01,120
Right.

718
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,600
To a motherfucking T.

719
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,200
Oh, geez.

720
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:08,160
Yeah.

721
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:09,600
I don't know.

722
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:15,600
That was just like, that was, I did go down the rabbit hole.

723
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,480
I just put a shit in Urban Dictionary.

724
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:19,040
These people.

725
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:20,640
I don't even know.

726
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:24,160
So what else did you, or what else did you look up, I guess?

727
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,040
Or that you can recall?

728
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,880
Yeah. Well, I looked up certain things like,

729
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,760
you know, I looked up, I guess if you look up your name.

730
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,400
Oh, I never thought to do that.

731
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:37,040
Yeah.

732
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,120
And I was like, huh, okay.

733
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,120
Mine pretty much fit me to a T.

734
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:49,040
I was, well, I would like to say, but I'm just like, exactly.

735
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:51,280
Yes, I'm intelligent. I'm beautiful.

736
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:51,840
Yes.

737
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:52,720
My teeth. Yes.

738
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:54,960
I have a smile that brightens the room.

739
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:58,800
Wow. I thought, okay.

740
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,040
Well, I'm going to look into this more, I guess.

741
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,040
I just thought Urban Dictionary was for Ronch.

742
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,280
Medusa, I looked you up.

743
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:06,720
Okay.

744
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:11,440
And it says, the most amazing human you'll ever meet.

745
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:12,560
The best.

746
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:13,600
Are you serious?

747
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,200
I'm serious. I'm reading it right now.

748
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:15,840
I'm looking at it.

749
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:17,360
What? Okay.

750
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:20,240
And it says the best friend you could imagine.

751
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:27,840
And it says blank is or Medusa is sweet, funny, caring, and has a lot of swag.

752
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,680
If you ever meet a Medusa, cherish them.

753
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,080
Medusa deserved it.

754
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:36,000
Yeah.

755
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,760
Well, Pomona Boats, I think you're, I'm going to call bullshit, but okay.

756
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,920
You know what? You go to Urban Dictionary and look it up.

757
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,360
I will look it up.

758
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:51,440
And then it says, someone with the name Medusa is powerful and lucky.

759
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:58,240
They have the power to enchant and attract and also create a protector and healer.

760
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:58,560
Serious?

761
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:01,280
Interesting.

762
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:10,640
Oh, and the best one is Medusa is the kind of girl you need in your life.

763
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:11,600
She knows.

764
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:12,160
Need.

765
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:12,480
Yeah.

766
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,400
It's, it's all in caps.

767
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,280
And E E E E E E E E D D D D D D D D D.

768
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:17,760
Holy shit.

769
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:18,320
Yeah.

770
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,040
In your life.

771
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:22,080
She knows all the words to almost every song.

772
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:23,120
Rap.

773
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,760
That's highly, not really.

774
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,840
Musical pop, rock, you name it.

775
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,640
She's also super sexy.

776
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:38,160
Even when she doesn't try, 100% sure you'll never catch her slipping.

777
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,640
Her style is effortless and timeless.

778
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:44,400
And she's almost always wearing something designer.

779
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,600
She's so beautiful.

780
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,880
I'm wearing Walmart right now.

781
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:47,600
Oh shit.

782
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,320
Girl, that is top notch right there.

783
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:50,800
That's right.

784
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:51,760
I'm bougie bitch.

785
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:52,400
Yup.

786
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,320
bougie, bougie.

787
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:56,240
Yeah.

788
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,280
She's so beautiful.

789
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,320
She looks like a princess.

790
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,840
She always puts others before herself and she'll be there no matter what.

791
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:05,360
And you can, you can go and GTS and do it.

792
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:09,760
I'm going to Urban Dictionary right fucking now because I'm like, wow, it's like,

793
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,440
I actually wrote this about myself.

794
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:11,920
I know.

795
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:12,960
I know.

796
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,880
I fucking love it.

797
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:19,360
When I looked up, when I looked up at mine, I'm just like, wow.

798
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:20,720
Yeah.

799
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,560
Somebody stole my diary.

800
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:28,240
Oh, they even spelled my name right because you know my name isn't spelled the same way that

801
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,600
the normal people spell it.

802
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:30,800
That is so weird.

803
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:31,280
I know.

804
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:35,680
Okay.

805
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,600
Well, I guess maybe I should screenshot this and

806
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:42,480
like print them all out and stick them on my walls.

807
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:43,040
Yeah.

808
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,640
On our, yeah.

809
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,960
We should put on our mirrors when we're brushing our teeth in the morning.

810
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:48,080
Jesus fucking Christ.

811
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:49,360
Oh my God.

812
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,040
And they even put Medusa in a sentence.

813
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,560
I thought you were joking about that.

814
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,120
What the fuck?

815
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:55,520
I know.

816
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:57,680
Wow.

817
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,040
The phones really listen to you.

818
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,000
That's what I'm saying.

819
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:05,120
I was like, all our electronics, the toaster, the TV, they're all listening.

820
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:06,240
What the fuck?

821
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:06,560
Okay.

822
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,240
The last one is eat my ass.

823
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:09,440
Yeah.

824
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:09,760
Yep.

825
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:10,480
Exactly.

826
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:12,640
Oh, that's hilarious.

827
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:13,920
I'm telling you.

828
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:14,800
I was like what?

829
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,880
I just fell down the Urban Dictionary rabbit hole.

830
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,560
And I was like, oh, I'm just going to put this.

831
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:19,680
I'm just going to put that.

832
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:19,840
Yeah.

833
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,520
It's fucking insane.

834
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,960
And eat my ass was posted by Yo Daddy 5.

835
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:29,040
Okay.

836
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:33,920
So I'm going to start looking at Urban Dictionary before we meet the next episode just so I can

837
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,800
see if I can jog your memory on any of this stuff.

838
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:37,440
Oh yeah.

839
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:37,680
Yeah.

840
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:38,880
We should totally do that.

841
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,520
Let's do our Urban Dictionary little dialogue.

842
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:41,920
Bagment.

843
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:42,080
Yeah.

844
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:42,640
There we go.

845
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:43,040
Okay.

846
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:43,600
There we go.

847
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:43,920
Yeah.

848
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:45,760
For sure.

849
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:49,680
It's so crazy.

850
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:50,160
I don't know.

851
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:52,080
Wow.

852
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:53,600
Okay.

853
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:53,840
Yeah.

854
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:57,200
I'm still looking at my name and I'm just like flabbergasted.

855
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:00,080
Who's old now want to use a word like flabbergasted?

856
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:03,280
Shit.

857
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,000
Is your son on spring break already?

858
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:08,240
No.

859
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:08,720
I don't know what that is.

860
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,000
I just popped in my head.

861
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:10,560
Not yet.

862
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:15,040
It's next week is the last week of school and then spring break.

863
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:15,520
Okay.

864
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:15,840
Cool.

865
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,680
Is he doing anything he's just going to stay at home?

866
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:17,920
Yeah.

867
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:18,960
It's just yeah.

868
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:19,840
Poor guy.

869
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,720
He has to stay at home unless he wants to ride his bike somewhere.

870
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:23,440
I have to work.

871
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:23,600
So.

872
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:28,000
Okay.

873
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,040
Well, that's cool.

874
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,080
I wasn't sure.

875
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:34,800
So I know everybody's spring break is like always at the not on the same time or whatever.

876
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:35,040
Yeah.

877
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,640
When did that ever happen?

878
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:47,040
And it seemed like when we were growing up, everybody was on the same week or like the week before or the week after Christmas of Easter.

879
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:47,840
Right.

880
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:49,200
So.

881
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:51,920
Yeah.

882
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:55,760
And it was like everybody goes, you know, Cabo for spring break or whatever.

883
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:56,320
Yeah.

884
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:57,520
It was that one week.

885
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,320
Everybody had it.

886
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:00,000
Same time, I guess.

887
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,920
But I don't know what's going on now.

888
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:05,520
Oh well.

889
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:06,320
Yeah.

890
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:07,200
It's so crazy.

891
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:11,440
And speaking of spring break and Easter and all that.

892
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,880
So, you know, I do like the schedules and stuff for work and.

893
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,440
Oh, is a lot of people taking time off to be with their family, I guess?

894
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:20,160
No.

895
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:27,440
So the corporation is saying we are going to give everybody Easter off.

896
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,360
So everybody gets Easter Sunday off.

897
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,120
But you already have Sundays off.

898
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:31,760
I know.

899
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:35,600
So it doesn't benefit me, but check this out.

900
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:39,600
Yeah, we're going to be closed, but it's not a paid holiday.

901
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,280
They're just giving you the day off.

902
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:43,840
Wait, oh wait, isn't the store, oh.

903
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:49,680
So the people who normally work on that on Sundays, the store's closed on Easter, right?

904
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:50,000
Right.

905
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:53,520
But they're not getting paid holiday pay because it's closed?

906
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:53,760
Yep.

907
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:55,120
Okay.

908
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:56,320
Well, that's fucking rude.

909
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:56,640
Yeah.

910
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:58,480
And they're like, yeah, happy Easter.

911
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,280
Well, fuck you.

912
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,120
And have a good day.

913
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:01,280
Thank you.

914
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:04,000
So I'm just.

915
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,840
That makes actually no sense, but that's really rude.

916
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,360
Yeah, I think so.

917
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:16,320
So I started putting people that were full-timers a shift on their schedule.

918
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,000
Yeah, I was just going to say.

919
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:23,440
So are they asking or are they asking to work to make up their day off then, I guess?

920
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:29,440
If they want to not have a short paycheck.

921
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:29,760
Okay.

922
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,000
Well, damn, okay.

923
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
It's like, oh, thank you.

924
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,560
The big wigs and higher ups.

925
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:37,120
Thank you.

926
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:38,720
You're so thoughtful.

927
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,560
And what, meanwhile, they're getting paid.

928
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:40,800
Yeah.

929
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:42,080
Yeah.

930
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:44,880
Fucking rude.

931
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:45,520
Very rude.

932
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:48,560
Very rude.

933
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:52,800
Are you the type of person that makes like Easter dinner or Easter lunch or whatever?

934
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:53,520
All right.

935
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:54,800
Do you do all the cooking and everything?

936
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:58,800
No, I used to when the kids were younger, but.

937
00:35:58,800 --> 00:35:59,360
Okay.

938
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:00,000
That's all I worry.

939
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,280
No, I don't know.

940
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,120
I just, I don't know.

941
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:08,160
And it's all that for me, that I just propaganda shit.

942
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,600
I know it has a meaning and everything and whatever.

943
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:12,800
Not to me, it doesn't.

944
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,920
But to me, yeah, my life, like, fuck that.

945
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,480
I don't know how many hard boiled eggs I can eat.

946
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:23,920
I'm tired of egg salad, right?

947
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:24,720
Cobb salad.

948
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,440
Put it all these eggs everywhere.

949
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,520
It's like my kids never ate the hard boiled.

950
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:38,960
They like hard boiled eggs, but I just, and then I reverted to just the plastic eggs and

951
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,960
throwing jelly beans in that shit and just.

952
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:41,200
Right.

953
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,680
And so, yeah.

954
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:45,280
And then the whole ham and all that.

955
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
I don't do, I don't do anything.

956
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:48,720
I'm old.

957
00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:49,760
I'm old and tired.

958
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,680
Yeah, I'm not doing, I don't know.

959
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,720
My mom will probably do something, but I don't fucking do anything.

960
00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:55,920
So whatever.

961
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,400
Did you ever get an Easter basket growing up?

962
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:02,560
Not really.

963
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:03,440
We were poor.

964
00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:05,840
So there's that.

965
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,800
But my daughter always got one because I never got one.

966
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,160
Yeah.

967
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:10,960
My kids too.

968
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,280
Did you get one growing up?

969
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:14,880
Fuck no, I did.

970
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,400
I never got a fucking.

971
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,600
I thought you would have.

972
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:17,840
Okay.

973
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,000
Yeah, I never got one that I can recall.

974
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:25,040
I might have gotten like a candy bar or something like that, but a legit Easter basket like everybody

975
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:26,160
else would get.

976
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:26,400
No.

977
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,200
Yeah, I never did either.

978
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:34,880
And I would go to the grocery store and just see those little fucking Easter baskets wrapped with.

979
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:36,240
Yes.

980
00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:36,640
Yeah.

981
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:39,440
And I would just peek and what's in it.

982
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,160
I've never got those Reese's peanut butter cups.

983
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,880
Yeah, I want that fucking chocolate hollow bunny.

984
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,680
Like, right.

985
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:48,560
I want peeps.

986
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,120
I want that plastic grass.

987
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:53,840
Oh my God.

988
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,560
Me and my daughter used to eat those peeps all the fucking time.

989
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:59,280
It's just fucking sugar and fucking sugar crystals.

990
00:37:59,280 --> 00:37:59,920
Geez.

991
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,280
Four marshmallows, I guess.

992
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,000
I'm sorry.

993
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:02,960
I've never had a peep.

994
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:08,240
Well, you're not missing anything except a sugar high and followed by an immediate sugar low.

995
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:10,880
And a headache.

996
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:11,920
Yes, exactly.

997
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:13,200
You're not missing anything.

998
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:13,760
Oh, okay.

999
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:14,800
Well, I guess I'll just.

1000
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:15,520
I dodged a bullet.

1001
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:18,880
You're better off with a Kit Kat, because I know you like it.

1002
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,400
Is the Kit Kat you like, I want to say?

1003
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:21,760
Twix.

1004
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:22,320
Oh, Twix.

1005
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:22,480
Okay.

1006
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:22,720
Yeah.

1007
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:23,920
Twix are way better.

1008
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:24,160
Yeah.

1009
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:25,920
Oh, I love Twix.

1010
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaking of Twix.

1011
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:32,560
So I'm at work and I, it was lunchtime.

1012
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:33,600
I was super busy.

1013
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,640
I didn't really take my lunch, but I needed something.

1014
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:40,080
And I was like, I'm going to get a Twix.

1015
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:46,240
So I go out of my office, grab a Twix, come back.

1016
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,280
I open it up.

1017
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,760
Tell me why that shit looked all expired.

1018
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,160
And you know when chocolate is dry.

1019
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:52,480
Yeah.

1020
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:53,360
And it's all white.

1021
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,160
That little white film or whatever starting.

1022
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:57,840
I was like, what the fuck?

1023
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,840
And they charged me $3 for this bitch.

1024
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:02,720
Like, oh my God.

1025
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:03,920
For a candy bar?

1026
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:04,240
Yeah.

1027
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,960
What the hell?

1028
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,480
Was it the giant size?

1029
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,640
Nope. No.

1030
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,120
I can't believe a candy bar cost $3.

1031
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,600
I neither could I.

1032
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:19,360
I just, I haven't, I don't buy candy.

1033
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,320
I don't, obviously I don't either because I would have been like,

1034
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:22,880
don't buy them.

1035
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,320
They're three fucking dollars.

1036
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:24,960
Yes.

1037
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,320
Don't even do it.

1038
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,520
I mean, unless you buy it at, I guess, a dollar tree or

1039
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,000
fucking $0.99 or if they sell them, but.

1040
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,440
What the fuck?

1041
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,160
Yeah.

1042
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:35,760
Three fucking dollars.

1043
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:39,760
And I don't even know.

1044
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:45,600
I don't even know why I'm acting surprised because gas and all

1045
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:46,240
that shit.

1046
00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:47,200
That's like, what?

1047
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,560
Fill up my tank and it's, oh, how much is gas up there?

1048
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,640
Um, it's going up a little bit.

1049
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:59,760
So right now for just the regular, it's $3.87.

1050
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:01,520
Oh, that's so much better.

1051
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:07,440
Are there still like, I want to say it's like 475 maybe 450 down here.

1052
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,160
Uh, yeah.

1053
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,280
It used to be a lot more.

1054
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:15,440
So it's coming down, but you know, Memorial Day will spike it back up.

1055
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:16,160
Oh, for sure.

1056
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:17,360
For sure.

1057
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,480
We're just, yeah, fucking Twix.

1058
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:20,880
No way.

1059
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:21,520
Hey.

1060
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:24,560
I don't know.

1061
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,280
Damn, I cannot believe a Twix bar is $3.

1062
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,680
Now the next time I go to the grocery store, I'm going to check out the

1063
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,520
candy bar aisle and see what they're charging.

1064
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:32,960
Exactly.

1065
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:38,400
It's just like, no wonder why I don't, I stopped passing out candy on fucking Halloween.

1066
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:38,720
Right.

1067
00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,160
It's fucking good.

1068
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:41,760
I won't be able to pay my mortgage.

1069
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:44,080
God damn.

1070
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:46,320
Tootsie rolls.

1071
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:46,800
It is.

1072
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,400
I wonder how much fucking tootsie rolls.

1073
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:53,360
If they have to be expensive, even though they're fucking just hard and corn syrup.

1074
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:54,640
Geez.

1075
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:59,360
I would think I could be wrong, but it has to be inflation is just everywhere.

1076
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:00,800
Even spam.

1077
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,280
When I was, I told you I was trying to get a can of spam.

1078
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,400
I'm like, what?

1079
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,080
A dollar more now, I want to say.

1080
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:12,480
Over here, if I want a can, one fucking can of spam, it's almost six bucks.

1081
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:14,080
Shut up.

1082
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:15,440
It's $3 down here.

1083
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,560
That's so weird.

1084
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:16,960
I know.

1085
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:20,000
That's why I tell my buddy, you get me some spam.

1086
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:22,400
Holy shit.

1087
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:23,840
For six dollars?

1088
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:24,160
Yeah.

1089
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:25,440
For one fucking can.

1090
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:27,520
Wow.

1091
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:27,920
Okay.

1092
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:28,400
Okay.

1093
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:29,360
Yep.

1094
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,040
And don't even get me on the fucking ground beef.

1095
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:35,040
The hell?

1096
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:40,160
Do you, I wonder if they sell, do you go to Costco?

1097
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:44,000
I'm sure they have it at Costco for cheaper, but you probably got to buy like a 12 pack.

1098
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:44,240
Yeah.

1099
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:47,120
You got to buy a case of that shit, but I'll take it.

1100
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:50,480
I was going to say it's not like it'll go to waste and it will never expire.

1101
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:51,520
It's fucking spam.

1102
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:52,240
Exactly.

1103
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:54,880
You have that shit in my pantry for 20 years and still eat it.

1104
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:55,920
Right.

1105
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:56,960
Right.

1106
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,200
But you're a fucking emergency food bunker.

1107
00:41:59,200 --> 00:41:59,920
Yeah.

1108
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:00,480
MRE.

1109
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:01,760
Spam.

1110
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,160
Hey, does Oregon get earthquakes?

1111
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:08,560
I was just wondering now that we're talking about, I guess, natural disasters.

1112
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:08,960
Yeah.

1113
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:09,920
And not really.

1114
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:11,200
You guys do, right?

1115
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:11,840
No.

1116
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:12,080
No?

1117
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:12,560
No.

1118
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,720
Well, I've been here 10 years and no.

1119
00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:15,200
Nothing.

1120
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:15,760
Oh, okay.

1121
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:22,000
I was wondering because, well, I guess you don't need emergency spam then.

1122
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:22,720
Yeah.

1123
00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:28,480
Well, I mean, we're surrounded by like zombie, zombie deers, zombie people.

1124
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,960
Like, yeah, there's really zombie deers here.

1125
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,880
I don't tell me it.

1126
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:33,280
Okay.

1127
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:34,720
Learn something new every day.

1128
00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:36,080
So fucking what?

1129
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,880
They're eating drugs or something or what does that mean?

1130
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,840
They said that it was caught.

1131
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:46,960
It's caused by a certain tick and oh, a tick bite.

1132
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:48,000
Yeah.

1133
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:48,800
And then they.

1134
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:49,280
Okay.

1135
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:50,720
Wow.

1136
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:51,040
Yeah.

1137
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:51,920
It's weird.

1138
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,320
I guess the raccoons get it.

1139
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,640
So there's zombie raccoons, zombie deer.

1140
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:58,240
Ugh.

1141
00:42:58,240 --> 00:42:58,560
Yeah.

1142
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:00,240
It's crazy.

1143
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,960
And they're legit weird.

1144
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,040
Like their eyes change.

1145
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:10,320
It's like almost like, like if they have glaucoma or something and they're just weird.

1146
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,200
Blood starts coming out of the side of their mouth and.

1147
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:14,240
Yeah.

1148
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,440
Zombie deer disease epidemic spreads.

1149
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,760
I just Googled it because I'm like, what the fuck?

1150
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:21,200
It's down here.

1151
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:26,960
Zombie deer disease epidemic spreads in Yellowstone as scientists raise fears it may jump to humans.

1152
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:28,080
Oh, of course it will.

1153
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:28,960
Of course.

1154
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:29,920
Fuck.

1155
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,160
You're like, no, that's just fentanyl.

1156
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:33,600
Right.

1157
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:39,120
It's so the actual term is chronic wasting disease.

1158
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:46,960
I guess is what the deer zombies are caused by prions, prions, Prius, whatever,

1159
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:54,320
caused by prio and s abnormal transmissible pathogenic agents have been spreading.

1160
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:55,280
Steady.

1161
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:56,080
Steady.

1162
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:56,320
Wow.

1163
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:56,640
Wow.

1164
00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:03,680
Across North America with concerns voiced primarily by hunters after spotting deer behaving strangely.

1165
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:05,360
Okay.

1166
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:08,560
Um, yeah.

1167
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,600
It's the end of the end times.

1168
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:17,600
Right.

1169
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:18,720
Zombie deers.

1170
00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:19,280
Who's that?

1171
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:20,960
Get the fuck out of here.

1172
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:21,920
Shut the front door.

1173
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,120
I ain't no zombie deers.

1174
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:25,040
Yeah.

1175
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:25,280
Yeah.

1176
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:32,160
Have you seen any lately driving, I guess, when you go to work, since your work is you live in a rural state?

1177
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:32,640
Yeah.

1178
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,000
I I see him all the time.

1179
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:35,200
I've seen.

1180
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:37,440
See, because that's the thing.

1181
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,760
I'm still like living under a rock.

1182
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,720
I'm still considering myself new to this shit.

1183
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:44,160
I don't know if I see a deer.

1184
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:46,880
I'm just like, oh, I still get surprised.

1185
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,320
Like, right.

1186
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:49,520
There's a deer in the street.

1187
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,000
I almost hit a fucking deer getting gas.

1188
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,240
It's just I get so excited.

1189
00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:56,000
Like, whoa, guess what?

1190
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,840
And everyone's like, yeah, the blueberries are out.

1191
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:00,480
Deers are out.

1192
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:01,520
Okay.

1193
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:02,480
Well, I fucking know.

1194
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,000
Oh, that makes sense.

1195
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:04,960
I never thought of that.

1196
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:06,240
Yeah.

1197
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,840
So I'm just kind of learning like, oh, well, duh, I guess.

1198
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,960
I'm trying to become a product of my environment.

1199
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,320
It's pretty tough, but OK.

1200
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,680
You're like, just leave me alone and let me get to work.

1201
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:18,320
Yeah.

1202
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:23,120
And then I would see a deer just in the road on the highway.

1203
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,520
And yeah, yeah, deer in the headlights.

1204
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:29,680
And then it kind of either just scampers off or I don't know.

1205
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,400
I've seen deer, but these zombie.

1206
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:37,360
The deer, these zombie deers are there.

1207
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:38,720
Yeah, they're crazy.

1208
00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:42,560
And what do you if like the hunters that go during deer hunting season,

1209
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:45,920
if they like shoot a deer or I guess, yeah, shoot a deer.

1210
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:52,800
And I wonder if they get when they get the deers butchered up if they test for that.

1211
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:56,480
Because you wouldn't want to eat that deer if it was infected and you did.

1212
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:59,680
It wasn't I mean, if it was acting normal, like maybe it just got the disease.

1213
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:05,440
I don't know what the what the what's the word, you know, what word I'm looking for,

1214
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:12,320
like the not dormant stage, but like they they have it, but it's not fully showing.

1215
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:13,600
They're not showing symptoms.

1216
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:14,400
Right, right.

1217
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:14,720
Yeah.

1218
00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:16,160
You don't want to eat that meat.

1219
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:20,400
I'm like, I would want to get the meat tested before I get it butchered, I guess.

1220
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:21,040
You would think.

1221
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:23,680
You would think it's like that.

1222
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:24,640
It's in their blood.

1223
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:26,400
Exactly.

1224
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:29,680
So it's going through all the muscles and eat.

1225
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:32,240
So the last thing you want is to eat that.

1226
00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:38,160
Oh, so maybe that's why they said it's projected or to get to humans.

1227
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:38,880
Humans.

1228
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,760
Yeah, because they're probably, oh, god damn.

1229
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:43,040
Okay.

1230
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:46,800
Daniel, I was just like, whoa, fuck.

1231
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,440
Well, thank goodness I don't eat deer.

1232
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:55,600
Yeah.

1233
00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:59,600
Now I got way too many questions, but okay, I'm not going to leave it for this podcast

1234
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,280
because we're both not deer experts.

1235
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:01,840
How about that?

1236
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:02,880
Yeah, exactly.

1237
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:06,240
It was like, I barely, I barely know what a buck is.

1238
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,640
I, I'm, I'm, yeah.

1239
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:14,640
I learned what my name means today as of Urban Dictionary and clearly you learned yours.

1240
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:17,520
So thank you Pomona Bullets for looking both our names up.

1241
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:18,560
You betcha.

1242
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,400
That's, that's my life.

1243
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,640
I'm a fun fact.

1244
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:23,280
I'm bored.

1245
00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:26,720
Just going to look at Urban Dictionary.

1246
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:31,120
Well, at least you're able to fill today's episode because I didn't really have

1247
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:31,600
that much.

1248
00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:34,000
Well, yeah.

1249
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
I thank you very much Pomona Bullets.

1250
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:36,720
You're very welcome.

1251
00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:38,720
I'm glad I could help out.

1252
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,920
Do you have any parting words for our listeners before we call it a day?

1253
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:52,400
I don't, but for those who eat corned beef and cabbage and drink green beer, cheers.

1254
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:54,480
Cheers.

1255
00:47:54,480 --> 00:48:00,000
And on, or before I say and on that note, I had a boyfriend like 10 years ago, I guess

1256
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,760
if you want to call him a boyfriend, he's like, Hey Medusa, it's St. Patrick's Day.

1257
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:06,960
I'm drinking green beer and I'm like, you know, it's just fucking food coloring bitch.

1258
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:07,200
Right.

1259
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,080
And he's like, what?

1260
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,560
And I'm like, God damn, but I am dating an idiot.

1261
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:15,120
You're all red flag, right?

1262
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:16,800
Fucking red flag.

1263
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:18,160
I'm like, it's food coloring, bro.

1264
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:21,680
You're all black, blocking you after we hang up.

1265
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:22,240
Fuck man.

1266
00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:25,040
Yeah.

1267
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:28,720
And yeah, listeners, please take a drink from me and Pomona Bullets.

1268
00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:33,920
I'm going to continue my sober train, I guess, until I'm feeling up to drinking.

1269
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:34,480
Thanks.

1270
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:35,920
All right.

1271
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:37,520
Happy St. Patrick's Day all.

1272
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:38,720
Yes.

1273
00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:39,680
Be safe.

1274
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:40,240
Bye.

1275
00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:59,760
Bye.

