1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Guess what? 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:08,600 Feet Pose Maven, Volume Number 3, written by yours truly, Baruch Medusa, is now available 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:12,240 on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. 4 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:30,440 Link is in the show notes, so get to buy in, downloading, reading, and rating. 5 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:31,920 Alright are you happy or sad? 6 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:32,920 Which way? 7 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:33,920 Oh I guess. 8 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:34,920 Oh you're happy! 9 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:35,920 And you are? 10 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:36,920 Pomona Bullet. 11 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:38,920 I guess I'm happy. 12 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:40,640 Oh I'm always happy bitch! 13 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:50,640 I am Baruch Medusa, this is Top Shelf Hi Jinks and we clink clinkin bitches! 14 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:52,840 Good afternoon bitch! 15 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:55,160 Good afternoon bestie! 16 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:56,160 Happy Sunday! 17 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,160 Yeah happy Sunday. 18 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,160 Happy Sunday. 19 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,160 Happy yeah. 20 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:05,520 I heard you're not a fan of Daylight Savings Time. 21 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:10,120 I'm over the time change any, if it's Daylight Savings Time or regular. 22 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:11,840 Let's just keep it on one fucking time. 23 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:13,000 How about that? 24 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,080 You know Touche, I am with you. 25 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:24,200 Okay and this is funny because I was actually being a productive Pomona Bullet today and 26 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:28,640 for this episode in particular because you know I kind of feel like I've been slacking 27 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:34,800 on my end and it's like let me just bring some something nice to the podcast, something 28 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:40,440 that people could all enjoy and just you know just a little sprinkle of me on it and yeah 29 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:43,440 so Daylight Savings. 30 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:46,560 I looked it up, I really wish I didn't. 31 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:47,560 Oh shit. 32 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:56,200 So one, you know how I just think I know the lyrics to a song and it's just not it, right? 33 00:01:56,200 --> 00:02:03,760 So this whole time I've been saying Daylight Savings Time. 34 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:07,040 Did you know it's Daylight Savings Time? 35 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:09,960 There's no S on Savings? 36 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:10,960 What the fuck? 37 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:11,960 No. 38 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:12,960 I know. 39 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:13,960 So boom. 40 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,960 Fucking strike one for Pomona Bullets. 41 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:16,960 Oh Jesus fucking Christ. 42 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:20,480 That's the last time you GTS okay? 43 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:21,480 Yeah. 44 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:22,480 Yeah. 45 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:23,480 No. 46 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:24,480 Fuck. 47 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:28,800 The FML because I GTSed it and I'm just down a rabbit hole. 48 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:32,280 It's like okay question, Madissa. 49 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:33,280 Yes. 50 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,960 I know why. 51 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:38,280 We like what's the point? 52 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:40,160 Do you do what was the theory? 53 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,160 What was told to you? 54 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,160 Do you know why? 55 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:49,680 Supposedly it was so I guess we would save on electricity but then people end up using 56 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:54,320 more electricity as is always the case because anytime the government tells you to ration 57 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:56,720 something it goes the opposite. 58 00:02:56,720 --> 00:03:03,440 There's toilet paper doing the planned demic. 59 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:07,160 I'm under the impression and I don't know where I heard this from. 60 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:08,160 I don't know. 61 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:13,960 Maybe a textbook in the library back in that day. 62 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:21,240 I thought it was like for farmers and harvest and there's I guess savings. 63 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:22,240 Oh. 64 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:23,240 Yeah. 65 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,240 That too I guess. 66 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:26,240 Yeah. 67 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,240 I guess. 68 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:28,240 Sounds legit. 69 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:29,240 I guess. 70 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:30,240 Whatever. 71 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:33,240 Let's fuck with everybody's fucking life because we all need to eat. 72 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:34,240 I don't know. 73 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:35,240 Okay. 74 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:45,520 I also thought that only the United States of America did this. 75 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:46,520 No. 76 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:47,520 I know Europe doesn't. 77 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:48,520 Yeah. 78 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:49,520 Like what the... 79 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:52,840 So what's the reasoning then? 80 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:55,360 Is it for the electricity or what? 81 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,280 Well everybody has a different fucking reason. 82 00:03:58,280 --> 00:03:59,800 Like oh I don't know. 83 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,640 Mexico was just like fuck this. 84 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:06,480 Our kids need to go to school when the sun's out. 85 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,880 And then I have just read all this shit. 86 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:09,880 So Egypt. 87 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:19,880 Egypt is the only fucking country that stands out in the African nation to say fuck daylight 88 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:20,880 saving. 89 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:21,880 We don't need you. 90 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:26,200 Did they create the sundials with the pyramids and all that? 91 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,400 Well Egypt and Africa. 92 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,400 It's our south side. 93 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,400 Well good for Egypt. 94 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:33,400 Yeah. 95 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:34,400 And you know what? 96 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:37,760 No wonder why everybody's like you're on Hawaiian time. 97 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:38,760 You want to know why bitch? 98 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,560 Because we don't fuck with our clocks. 99 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,160 We don't fuck with our time. 100 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:43,160 That's why. 101 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:48,320 So I decided to take it upon myself to look up through the Philippines. 102 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:49,320 Observe daylight saving. 103 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:50,320 Do they? 104 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:51,320 Fuck no. 105 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:52,320 Not since 1978. 106 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:57,680 They were late to the party because Hawaii was like fuck this shit. 107 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:58,680 1967. 108 00:04:58,680 --> 00:04:59,680 Boom. 109 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:00,680 Not doing it. 110 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:01,680 Why? 111 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:02,680 Because it don't make sense. 112 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:03,680 Bitch. 113 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,040 And then you know Philippines were like you know what? 114 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,040 Yeah fuck you. 115 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:07,040 We're doing it. 116 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:11,440 I was going to say something about it and now I totally fucking forgot. 117 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:14,440 Like I'm so fucking forgetful these days. 118 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:18,320 What the fuck was I going to say? 119 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,960 God damn it. 120 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:21,520 I didn't want to interrupt you. 121 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:22,520 I should have interrupted you. 122 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:23,520 Yeah you should have. 123 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,520 Like we always do. 124 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:25,520 Right? 125 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:28,520 God damn it. 126 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:29,520 Okay. 127 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:32,720 Well I'm just like whatevs. 128 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:36,080 Whatevs because March 10th is just like a big day for me and I don't know. 129 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:37,080 Why? 130 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:38,080 I kind of fell down a rabbit hole. 131 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:40,480 I was like are you effing kidding me? 132 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,480 So why is it a big day or is it? 133 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:46,880 Okay well March 10th not only is it fucking daylight saving. 134 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:50,440 Skip that ass bitch. 135 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:51,440 Yeah. 136 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:54,880 Lose an hour of sleep right? 137 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:56,160 Right. 138 00:05:56,160 --> 00:06:01,320 And change your fucking microwaves and all the other shit that like just forget it. 139 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:06,200 But so you're well you've never really been a gamer right? 140 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,440 Like a video game. 141 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:08,440 Video gamer. 142 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:10,680 Tetris is my fucking jam. 143 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:11,680 That's about it. 144 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:12,680 So you're like in Pong. 145 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:13,680 I'm old school. 146 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:14,680 I'm old school. 147 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:15,680 I'm Pong in Pac-Man. 148 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,440 Okay so you're Atari Nintendo. 149 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:19,440 Yeah. 150 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:22,880 Legend of Zelda the original fucking one. 151 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:26,680 Yeah with those cartridges where you put them under your blowing them. 152 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:27,680 Yeah. 153 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:28,680 Yeah. 154 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,240 Okay me too. 155 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:34,680 So with that being said I'm a big Mario brothers. 156 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:35,680 Right. 157 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:36,680 I'm trying to select that. 158 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:38,360 Yeah of course. 159 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:42,560 And today March 10th is Mario day. 160 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:45,200 It legit is Dean Mario day. 161 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,200 Mario. 162 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:50,480 Why the fuck has in Universal Studios put that on their goddamn Instagram or Twitter 163 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:54,280 feed because I follow both of their feeds and they have yet to post that on there. 164 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:56,280 Girl they're slacking. 165 00:06:56,280 --> 00:07:00,360 They are and you know what I'm slacking because I you know I live under a rock. 166 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:01,880 I barely turn on my laptop. 167 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,120 I'm like oh shit the world's on fire. 168 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,120 Like I am. 169 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:14,320 By the way I remember what I was going to say so finish when you're done remind me. 170 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:17,040 Oh you better say it now because I'm going to forget. 171 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:18,040 I remember. 172 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,040 Okay. 173 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:25,720 So it's Mario day and I was just reading online that if you have a Nintendo switch 174 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:33,320 which my kids do and there is a world tourney a world tourney going on for Mario Kart. 175 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,840 Oh did you tell your son. 176 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:36,840 I did. 177 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:40,360 And he's like FNA on it. 178 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:45,360 And I was like yeah but your drifting skills aren't going to compare to the dudes in Japan 179 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:46,360 I'm sure. 180 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:47,760 I'm sure of it. 181 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:48,760 I'm sure of it. 182 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:53,600 But my son says why is it March 10th. 183 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:54,600 When did this happen. 184 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,400 When did this come into play. 185 00:07:56,400 --> 00:08:00,680 So I looked at it. 186 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,280 I GPS'd it. 187 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:03,280 Right. 188 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:07,440 If you abbreviate March what do you M.A.R. right. 189 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:09,120 Start from Mario I guess. 190 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,120 And then 10. 191 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,120 Oh that's fucking smart. 192 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:12,120 I know. 193 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:19,000 I was like just like fracking what's that Star Wars made the fourth made the fourth with 194 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,000 you. 195 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,000 Yes. 196 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000 I get it. 197 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,000 I get it too. 198 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,000 Now that's genius. 199 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,000 Yeah you motherfuckers always thinking. 200 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Always thinking. 201 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Right. 202 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Okay. 203 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,480 So you can just proceed my story. 204 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:34,480 Okay. 205 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,520 So it has to do with I guess daylight savings time. 206 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:43,000 So when M. moved back home to finish her last two years or whatever year at Cal State 207 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:49,280 LA she's like my dad was still alive obviously she's like Papa what's up with the clocks 208 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:52,880 like they're like I guess it was like during you know it's like it's one hour off or whatever 209 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:56,800 and he's like he's like yeah we he's like I stopped changing the clocks he's like we 210 00:08:56,800 --> 00:09:00,320 don't honor daylight savings time in the fucking house. 211 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:06,480 And I'm like she tells me this I start laughing I'm like a that's my fucking dad and be hold 212 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:11,520 the lights when once you're retired like there is no time like when you're retired you're 213 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:15,920 like who needs a fucking clock bitch like it's daylight savings time for you. 214 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:16,920 Right. 215 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:17,920 I'm retired. 216 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:20,080 My pop said the same shit. 217 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:22,200 He said tell me time is an illusion. 218 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:26,800 I was like no it's not because you're late you can get fired from a job. 219 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:27,800 Right. 220 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:31,200 Like time is it's here it is. 221 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:36,640 I was like the fucking sun rises and sets like the fucking you can't put a time on that it 222 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:38,120 does but it's right. 223 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:43,320 And my mom has like maybe three or four wall clocks all throughout the house and they're 224 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:46,360 all fucking different times I'm like oh I guess we're doing like at the airport for 225 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:49,480 London Japan United States Hawaii. 226 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:52,920 It's world is the world right. 227 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:57,200 And don't get me started on the microwave because I reset it like at least twice and 228 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:02,560 then I don't know what happens when when I guess my daughter or my mom uses it but it 229 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,720 ends up being a different time every time so I'm like fuck this shit the only one I 230 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:12,640 change the time on is the oven because nobody fucks the time up on that one but the microwave 231 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:16,120 for some reason always gets fucked up I'm like I'm done. 232 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:22,720 You know you want to know why and I am guilty of it when I'm using my microwave sometimes 233 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:32,240 I don't know just a dipshit I push clock instead of timer or yeah that's probably what I'm 234 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:36,640 probably guilty of it as well but I only see I'm lazy I only ever hit the 30 second button 235 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:41,120 and I hit that like four times in like two minutes let's go. 236 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:49,880 I'm trying to put this slice of pizza needs exactly one minute and 15 fucking seconds 237 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:54,080 and then I push clock and all of a sudden it's 115. 238 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:58,400 It's 115 yeah yeah and I'm just on the afternoon. 239 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:08,400 I don't know yeah whatever right my son will fix it he's tech savvy there you go. 240 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:17,200 Oh geez well I have some news about Jay Paul I don't know if you heard about his next match 241 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,200 coming up. 242 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:21,080 Oh yeah that's on my fucking list for you. 243 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:27,280 Oh shit I'm ready girl let's do this July 20th for those who don't know what we're talking 244 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:29,040 about July 20th. 245 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:34,280 Jake Paul will be fighting Mike Tyson at the Dallas Cowboy Stadium and all I'm going to 246 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:40,080 say on this Kamona Bullets is this this better be a legit fucking fight and none of the manzy 247 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:45,040 pansy bullshit that they keep playing for this Jake Paul guy and then that way he can 248 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:51,240 finally shut the fuck up because Mike Tyson will pulverize him don't fucking like do this 249 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:56,200 all this like lay back on lay back on this person and all that because that's what they're 250 00:11:56,200 --> 00:12:00,240 going to do and it's all because this is influencer and social media bullshit and he's a YouTube 251 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:05,960 guy yeah I understand Jake Paul's a fighter but he's not in the fucking Mike Tyson caliber 252 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:10,040 or any other guys he fucking did well maybe he is on some of them. 253 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:16,040 And he's a former Disney Channel star like what the fuck is he like fucking over I don't 254 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:19,800 I don't know but I was just like I'm fucking over knock him out and let's be done with 255 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:25,400 it but everybody keeps feeding into this Jake Paul guy is it Jake Paul yes yes yes ma'am 256 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:29,560 yeah everybody keeps feeding into him and his fucking brother and they getting paid 257 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:34,240 millions of dollars that's fine but I'm like if we stop feeding into him he won't get 258 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:39,320 paid and he won't be showing up to be fighting whoever the fuck now. 259 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:47,280 You know I'm I'm with it I took some massive notes on this bitch because I was like wait 260 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:52,400 a second I'm like okay Mr. Jake Paul I don't even know if I should call you Mr. because 261 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:56,360 you're still wet behind the ears at the age of fucking 27. 262 00:12:56,360 --> 00:13:01,480 He's just his hair is just so annoying to me yeah I don't know. 263 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:06,200 You know I kind of I'm like hey I kind of respect what you're doing bringing back boxing 264 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:11,560 but then again bring it back in a respectful way but how can I say it's not in a respectful 265 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:13,960 way when motherfucking Mike Thompson. 266 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:14,960 Right. 267 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:18,440 Okay so Tyson how old are you 58 years old. 268 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:19,440 Exactly. 269 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,920 Tyson still kicking it hard. 270 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:23,800 Duh girl. 271 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:28,920 Tyson retired as a pro boxer in 2005 and you know how old Jake Paul was? 272 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:29,920 Eight. 273 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:33,960 Doing his little Disney fucking whatever the fuck he was doing and now you're gonna fucking 274 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:40,320 ask on to get in the ring like this better be a real fucking legit show and I really 275 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:45,400 hope well are they even in the same weight division because I bet they're not they're 276 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:50,120 not Jake Paul never fights in the same weight division like he fucking fought Nate Diaz 277 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:55,280 and I'm like you guys are day and night yeah which is why I'm like I knew that Nate Diaz 278 00:13:55,280 --> 00:14:00,440 wasn't gonna win if there was gonna be a legit fight because he's like fucking like 30 pounds 279 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:06,800 lighter than fucking Jake Paul yeah and and Nate likes to fucking put you in a chokehold 280 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,960 but you can't do that in boxing. 281 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:09,960 Right. 282 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,600 Thank you very much. 283 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,600 Whatever. 284 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:17,760 I don't I'm just thinking to myself okay Tyson I mean you're probably getting a pretty 285 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:23,560 penny as well for this but this is supposed to be a eight round bout. 286 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,360 Oh how many rounds is it gonna be? 287 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:27,360 Eight. 288 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:30,480 Well that's what's supposed to be that's what I read online. 289 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:31,480 Okay. 290 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:35,400 And it's gonna be streamed exclusively on Netflix. 291 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,400 Netflix please. 292 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,400 Yes. 293 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,400 Okay. 294 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,400 Really? 295 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,400 Yeah. 296 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,400 Well guess what I'm still not gonna buy Netflix just to watch that. 297 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:47,000 I haven't watched any of his fucking fights or refused to watch somebody that's an influencer 298 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,520 I know he's a fighter but I refuse to watch his shit. 299 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:51,080 I'm not paying into that bullshit. 300 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:54,360 I fell off the ladder on that one. 301 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,360 I didn't. 302 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:56,360 Well you already have Netflix. 303 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,360 I already have Netflix. 304 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:00,840 That would be different but I don't have Netflix and I'm not gonna buy it just for to watch 305 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,480 Jake Paul and Mike Tyson. 306 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,480 Sorry. 307 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,040 Well Jake Paul his last fight. 308 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:10,400 Oh god I don't we were talking about it on the previous episode but I did download this 309 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:15,880 Danzen app and I paid like a hundred bucks to freaking watch that shit. 310 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:16,880 I don't know. 311 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:22,800 I just wanted to see if he was really bringing it back boxing because I really respect boxing. 312 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,080 So what'd you think same? 313 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,200 So what'd you think when you watched it? 314 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:34,320 Um you know I really thought to myself that Jake Paul was legit maybe but we're just you 315 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:38,360 know how they do the bios or just like yeah yeah and they just talk like the fighters 316 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,360 and stuff. 317 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:40,360 I really didn't know Jake Paul. 318 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,080 I don't know him as a YouTuber influencer. 319 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,480 I don't I'm not online. 320 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:50,040 I don't know all that shit but I just seemed that he was really putting his whole effort 321 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:53,520 in trying to become a boxer. 322 00:15:53,520 --> 00:16:00,680 Because he have leg room and the girth and all the fucking followers to make it possible 323 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,680 and like all the hype. 324 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:08,640 Yes I guess but I just wanted to see how respectfully he was actually bringing boxing back because 325 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:13,840 boxing did fall out after MMA and all that other stuff you know. 326 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:14,840 Yeah. 327 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:18,440 Nobody wants to fucking put your duke up anymore like I want to fucking choke you out. 328 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:21,120 Bap out bitch like fucking I'm gonna kill you. 329 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:23,120 Nobody wants to box. 330 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:26,680 I watched it and I was actually rooting for him. 331 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:27,680 You know what wait was I? 332 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:28,680 I don't even know. 333 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:29,680 I was probably you know. 334 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:30,680 I don't know. 335 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:31,680 But I spent a lot of time. 336 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:38,600 Yeah I know he's a fighter so a boxer I mean I'm not knocking him on that but I just 337 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:42,520 fucking hate the YouTube and the influencer aspect and he's always just fucking thirst 338 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,720 trapping and I don't know what the proper term is. 339 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,720 Yeah I think it's thirst trap. 340 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:52,200 Is it thirst trap or clod chasing or whatever the fuck the Gen Zers are using today for 341 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,400 trying to chase their 15 minutes of fame. 342 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,400 I don't know. 343 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:59,240 Yeah and I didn't like the whole thing. 344 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,840 Boxing is a true sport. 345 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:07,840 Yeah if you just have to keep your dukes up and your stamina and box and just use your 346 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:10,680 fists yeah it's a sport. 347 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:14,680 Why call out fools and like my boy and ideas? 348 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:15,680 Why? 349 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:16,680 Why? 350 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:17,680 Why you call them out? 351 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,880 Yeah because it's an easy payday. 352 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:25,840 And you know what then why don't you meet my boy Nate Diaz and the octagon. 353 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:26,840 See what happens there. 354 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:31,960 I don't think I think that's because Dana White doesn't want that and I'm not a fan 355 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,920 of Dana White but I'm like Dana White I think I love you. 356 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,600 Yeah Dana White you got my vote. 357 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:41,000 Like yeah today or that day. 358 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:45,360 Yeah if I'm not mistaken Dana White's not I shouldn't say not a fan of Jake Paul but 359 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:51,400 he's not down for that I guess the UFC part or to host a UFC with that or whatever so. 360 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:57,000 Because that all that drama and all that stupid shit is just gonna yeah here he has too much 361 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:02,600 on his plate like yeah bye sorry we too privy over here. 362 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:08,600 Just if you get like beat the fuck up like you're gonna be done son. 363 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:15,040 I mean he's gonna have he could probably get sued because yeah Jake Paul would just yeah 364 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:20,000 no matter who he goes in the octagon with he wouldn't win. 365 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:26,520 So speaking of I guess working out and boxing every day after work because it's not too hot 366 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:32,000 yet I'll I put on my 40 pound vest and I walk up the next street which is a hill so I walk 367 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,160 up for a mile right. 368 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:38,640 Okay I think it was it was last week or two weeks ago maybe it was two weeks ago. 369 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:42,240 I don't live on the main street the main street there's a family that lives on the main street 370 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:45,240 and I say hi to the family all the time. 371 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:50,280 So the fucking wife is like hey Matusa do you want to know what my husband calls you 372 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:56,880 and I'm like sure he's like there goes G.I. Jane do not fuck with her. 373 00:18:56,880 --> 00:19:04,600 What and they don't even all you all you say is hi yeah we talk or whatever we talk about 374 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:09,120 football or whatever if I'm walking by if he's out or whatever but he's like she's like 375 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:13,000 anytime he sees you with your vest on he's like oh there goes G.I. Jane don't fuck with 376 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000 her. 377 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,520 I'm like okay well that's cool. 378 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:21,120 Yeah you're like yeah I'm glad glad you recognize. 379 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:27,800 That's right I gotta tax my cardiovascular system bitch I'm walking up that hill. 380 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:33,520 G.I. Jane she's like she's like that is a weighted vest right I'm like I get that all the time 381 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:40,160 I'm like yeah any civilian would think it's a bulletproof vest but no it is totally a 382 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,680 weighted vest ma'am. 383 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:46,400 I'm pretty concerned do not call 911. 384 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:54,080 I have some like camo outfits right yeah and then people just where'd you serve. 385 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:59,040 Where's my 1911 app. 386 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,040 Oh that's right it's in my holster. 387 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:07,080 Yeah I'm sorry my MOS let me let me look it up I forgot what my MOS was but it looks like 388 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,080 it was 211. 389 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,080 211. 390 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,080 1911. 391 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,080 1974. 392 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,080 Yeah. 393 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,080 Shit. 394 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,080 Oh my god. 395 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:20,080 Yeah so I got a good laugh I don't know I thought it was funny. 396 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:27,520 You know that's that's great that's honestly that's a little bit you take it as a compliment 397 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:28,520 right. 398 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:32,640 I just don't call the cops on me thinking it's a fucking bulletproof vest because we're 399 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:39,800 gonna have a problem. 400 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:45,000 So you think he honestly called you G.I. Jane because of your vest. 401 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:49,920 Well what if it's your hiking and I can see I can see if I have my head was shaved because 402 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:53,120 I think of Demi Moore when I have you watched G.I. Jane. 403 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:57,720 I fucking have yes yeah okay yeah when she shaved her head and I'm just like oh well 404 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:01,400 I don't have my head shaved anymore so it's not because of that so it has to be because 405 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:07,200 of the vest I don't remember I'm assuming she wore a vest I don't remember. 406 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:12,280 I fucking hated that movie but yeah I don't remember it either I mean I don't even know 407 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:19,600 if she yeah but yeah go Demi like I don't know yeah exactly but so the fact maybe he's 408 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:25,800 just thinking your routine like your your routine every what Thursday every whatever 409 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:32,280 day yeah well every day every day that I can after work um I guess I'll ask him when I 410 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:36,640 see him the next time like I heard your what I heard you call me with G.I. Jane why is 411 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:44,560 that no no don't ask him I would just I would just let that title fucking sit on my fucking 412 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:52,280 head like a crown and just don't even ask okay I will do that yep yep and then you 413 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:58,600 can fucking skip by his house next time you're like this G.I. Jane skip girl it finally it 414 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:02,920 took me a little bit but um because I can't wear that 40 pound vest like in the summertime 415 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:08,240 it's too fucking hot yeah so it's just like between uh December or maybe November to like 416 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:15,680 April or May I can wear it and just walk around like I'm strutting my shit but you know that's 417 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:20,560 what we gotta do that's what we gotta do and I think just because we're a little bit disciplined 418 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:26,720 that you and I in our lives when it comes to just our health or things we just we we 419 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:34,000 know we need to do like move get off our asses and fucking do something get some air whatever 420 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:40,920 freaking yeah like nah that people are not disciplined these days they don't get two 421 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:46,040 shits I like how you talked into the phone like that I'm like wait a second I'm gonna 422 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:55,000 tell you secret let me tell you secret everybody common sense isn't that common there you go 423 00:22:55,000 --> 00:23:02,320 yeah no way and you know as a matter of fact I was just told hmm okay this is gonna be a 424 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:10,320 rant oh I'm just gonna rant to the people and hopefully I get good feedback because 425 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:21,280 I need some help guys so I had a co-worker and they were telling me like this is why 426 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:27,320 nobody messes with you because everybody's playing little pranks and jokes in the office 427 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:32,280 right doing little things and so I'm just on my toes and I'm kind of like oh yeah like 428 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:37,080 like a stupid dog like you have a fucking tennis ball like and I'm just like I'm waiting 429 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:40,680 for my turn like who's gonna fucking do it because I'm gonna fuck you up when you do 430 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:46,520 like just I don't like surprises I don't like surprise birthday parties but I'm I'm kind 431 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:51,720 of on my toes when it I'm just waiting just like right who's gonna fuck with me and I 432 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:56,280 get to see all these pranks on everybody and they're just like well you know it's been 433 00:23:56,280 --> 00:24:03,800 six months I'm fucking oh shit when is I'm like is it the calm before the storm and 434 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:11,240 I'm just I'm just doing all this in my head and I got told that nobody wants to fuck with 435 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:21,440 me well good but I but yes I was like fucking right motherfuckers I'm glad you could smell 436 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:27,800 that like fucking yeah fucking your tires be slashed and you wouldn't go home like I don't 437 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:34,240 know I know your schedule like right but I was just kind of thinking like can I be part 438 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:40,080 of the group who's gonna prank me like nothing nobody wants to fuck with you and I said nobody 439 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:46,760 wants to fuck with me I go why and this is why I'm so concerned like why because I do 440 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:52,960 that stupid little work fucking Pomona bullets fucking mode I'm just smiling good morning 441 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:58,400 hi how's your day haven't had enough caffeine yet like just I'm doing all this bullshit 442 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:04,040 that's just fucking not me I'm here I'm Karen that's what they call you behind your back 443 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:11,480 girl maybe I don't know but I asked I asked her I said why why does anybody want to like 444 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:16,520 you know have fun joke around with me she's like I don't know she's like there's just 445 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:20,960 everybody's just saying that there's just something about you like we just don't want to mess with 446 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:29,480 you well good I'm glad the boundaries have been established well and that's that's I 447 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:35,320 was thankful but I'm also just like what the fuck so all these fucking fake smiles and 448 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:40,800 fucking hellos and buying people coffee and shit to be be a nice fucking person like 449 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:45,440 and everybody's still scared you could have told me that six months ago no more coffee 450 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:49,600 for you yeah nobody's getting coffee you fucking tell me good morning what's so fucking good 451 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:53,960 about the morning start dropping the f-bomb I'm just gonna fucking slam my door like 452 00:25:53,960 --> 00:26:00,960 you said you guys are you scared of me bitch you're scared of me when I'm all smiling and 453 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:08,280 shit and I'm trying to if I can yeah I care about your fucking dog yeah oh my goodness 454 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:13,800 what I actually care more about your dog than you know that's what you need to tell him 455 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:20,040 you know and you know now that is like she just opened the floodgates and I was like well 456 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:28,520 I don't know I don't know how to take it should I a just say hmm interesting should I be fucking 457 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:33,520 investigate like why the fuck does everybody fucking why are you so scared when I'm so fucking 458 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:40,960 smiling and being so fake on purpose and nice on purpose and I don't want to be or should 459 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:49,640 I see just run with it and just you should just be yourself at work you don't have to 460 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:54,440 be fake don't fucking say good morning if you don't want to don't buy coffee if you don't 461 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:58,880 want to but you know what I wanted people to like me and they're still fucking you still 462 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:04,080 want to tell me your they're not gonna like you if you're being fake obviously they smell 463 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:12,880 that come on a ball ups how okay you know how my smile just lights up a room right you 464 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:21,200 mean the resting bitch face yes I am the same way well whatever people want me on their 465 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:25,640 team that's all I gotta say so there you go I process your time sheets you better be fucking 466 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:33,600 nice yeah that's all you need to tell him yeah weird cuz I try to be nice I really feel 467 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:40,360 like I'm a grumpy old bitch like I do it's like okay I recognize that and I'm gonna change 468 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:49,000 that I'm going to listen to fucking retards talk about shit and just say you know yeah 469 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:54,160 as much as I enjoyed listening about your life and stuff I kind of gotta go to work 470 00:27:54,160 --> 00:28:01,640 sorry but bye I'm trying I don't want to go to anger management ever again like no so 471 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:08,800 I'm just like I'm good but sometimes an angry bitch really gets the job done so they normally 472 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:15,840 do yeah yeah the fucking Karen's and shit of the well not the Karen's but yeah sometimes 473 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:22,280 you just like don't fuck with me save that shit for a second yeah don't write a check 474 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:27,120 can't cash there's so many I was just thinking about all the little fucking sayings that 475 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:33,960 I say that pointed out I don't say that I don't say that they're like yeah you always 476 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:41,480 say you always say you know that motherfucker you go just go fly kite oh I just do I say 477 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:46,840 like I heard you say it once and you actually said it once on a podcast arm one of the episodes 478 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:52,520 maybe like two episodes ago hmm but you don't say it frequent or at least I don't hear it 479 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:58,360 frequently but I've heard it at least once I guess I say that and I guess I say you could 480 00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:03,360 take a long walk off a short bridge because I don't give a fuck like they're like you 481 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:08,200 say that long walk off a short bridge I was like I don't fucking say that because that's 482 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:12,320 like a dad joke or something shit like that's because we're old they don't get it because 483 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:18,800 they're Gen X or Gen Zers I don't know and then when I'm trying to be polite I say shut 484 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:26,160 the front door yeah and people just instead of shut the fuck off like shut the front 485 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:33,240 door are you serious and that was brought to my attention you say that I say that maybe 486 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:38,560 here and there but like no you really got a lot I do yes well that means shut the fuck 487 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:44,960 up you know what though that means come on a bullet is trying to be a better person there 488 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:50,800 you go you're trying to be more woman like I guess I guess I guess yeah but shut the 489 00:29:50,800 --> 00:30:00,240 fuck up let me get my last word it yeah that's it okay question so are you the type of person 490 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:10,480 if somebody cuts you off you're gonna like roll up on them driving wise yeah oh yes 491 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:17,480 okay that's what I thought because yesterday yesterday Pomona bullets this app I was doing 492 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:21,680 my thing and then I'm like oh that's Pomona bullets calling me a bitch and then the driver's 493 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:27,480 seat then right next door all right next and the next lane so what happened was I got off 494 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:32,840 um where'd I get I got off on Arrow Highway on the 57 because I wanted to hit to pick up 495 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:37,280 my order from Sam's and Glendora so I'm like let me do Arrow Highway I fucking hate Auto 496 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:43,880 Center Drive well Lone Hill is the street that Sam's is on and it always creeps up on 497 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:52,600 me too fucking fast so of course it's a three it's three lanes heading east west right Arrow 498 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:58,520 Highway Arrow Highway yes runs east west yeah so I'm in the middle lane and I'm like oh shit 499 00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:03,960 Lone Hill's right here and so I put my blinker on this bitch doesn't let me in that's fine 500 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,080 and I'm like you know what fuck this shit I'm gonna use this middle lane because I didn't 501 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:12,600 feel like turning around so all right yeah turning around so I take the middle lane I'm 502 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:18,600 in the middle lane and the Lone Hill is two lanes so I do the when I turn right I'm in 503 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:26,440 the outer left lane this bitch fucking and she's she's gonna be making a right into the 504 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:32,720 you know the the closer lane the first lane I don't know yeah yeah like hugging the yeah 505 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:38,000 she fucking honks her horn at me and I'm like bitch I was not even gonna hit you a and b 506 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:43,680 you were not going to go into my lane because you saw what I was fucking doing so I get 507 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:51,300 up to Lone Hill Drive and I fucking stop because of the lights red I'm not paying attention 508 00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:56,400 I start looking at my phone I'm bringing up the Sam's app because I want my I want to 509 00:31:56,400 --> 00:32:01,480 bring it up and put the parking late parking lot number I parked in so they can drop my 510 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:07,640 order off right why the fuck did she roll up on me and she honks her horn at me and 511 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:13,440 she's like bitch and I look up and I looked at her like she was crazy I shrugged my shoulders 512 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:18,320 and I look back down on my phone like I don't have time for you bitch yeah and I'm like that's 513 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:34,160 come on a bullet's right there yeah yeah for sure I'm like you feel better that you fucking 514 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:37,400 that I'm waiting for the light to turn green I'm sure if I was in the parking lot you would 515 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:41,600 have fucking walked up on me but I was just like really bitch I'm like I didn't fucking 516 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:47,000 hit you you saw what I was doing like call it a fucking day bitch and fucking just roll 517 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:52,280 but I just show I fucking laugh because I just shrugged my shoulders I'm like I'm like 518 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:56,080 I could have been having a gun in my car and I could have blasted you you need to watch 519 00:32:56,080 --> 00:33:03,920 your fucking mouth okay not to be racist but what was the race from a visual yeah I'm 520 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:13,440 not gonna answer it yeah exactly got it got it fucking 10 for that I already know male 521 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:24,080 usual fuck people monobullet yelling at me right now 522 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:29,040 how somebody honks at me I'm just kind of like oh shit my bad like I don't know was I 523 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:36,640 see I was like I don't know was I looking at my I don't know I I'm I calm down a lot 524 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:45,840 but thank God yeah I know the world is a fucking peaceful place when I just the beast is at 525 00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:54,880 sleep I'm serious oh no I'm crazy keep the lumber going yeah you just keep it I'm fucking 526 00:33:54,880 --> 00:34:02,440 in hibernation it's every 10 years guys every 10 years but yeah I just know fuck that well 527 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:11,160 yeah well there was an incident there was an incident where I just came to Oregon and 528 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:19,040 it's snowing and I can drive in snow I get it but there was freeways a little bit I don't 529 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:26,760 fucking know so I'm being very cautious right cautious why not be cautious this bitch this 530 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:34,920 bitch I'm on the freeway I'm trying to get to PDX the airport and I have my m my mama 531 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:43,120 my mom yeah my mother she was trying to drop her ass off and this fucking little beater 532 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:49,800 beater beater beater just fucking beater driving all stupid probably some young guys I don't 533 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:56,280 know she freaking cuts me off she's just and then she's honking and like fuck you and she 534 00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:03,640 throws a fucking I think it was a water bottle what yeah it's snowing this cold and shit 535 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:08,240 and then we just came up because somebody crashed so everybody had to stop so guess what I did 536 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:14,280 oh shit I was like I'm gonna fucking follow this little fucking bitch and guess what you're 537 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:22,400 missing your flight yeah I'm sorry mom fucking start walking get out you're almost there like 538 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:28,840 fuck fuck that jump in the fucking driver's seat and put my shit on fucking you know long 539 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:34,920 stay fucking parking so I don't know if I'm going to jail on this one fuck this like I 540 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:41,160 was I was like this whole problem me you're fucking crazy and and and the freeways have 541 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:50,200 a stop okay I know I know but ever since that one I have been wait so you're leaving 542 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:56,400 us all hanging what happened oh no no it was it was it was a dead stop so I fucking get 543 00:35:56,400 --> 00:36:04,960 out of my car here's your water fucking bottle fucking did you lose this bitch like fucking 544 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:11,760 roll down your window fucking scared as fuck and then fucking then just like yeah you're 545 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:19,680 stupid little fucking beater ass fucking Toyota Corolla fucking 1980 fucking missing 546 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:24,440 a fucking bumper like yeah you stupid bitch keep and I just said all I said was just keep 547 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:30,960 driving like that but it made me feel better at my level at that point in time which I'm 548 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:37,680 I'm better now listeners I'm better but at that point in time I was very angry mad person 549 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:44,560 and yeah I just was like here's your fucking water bottle because I picked up stay hydrated 550 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:55,880 bitch you might need this when your fucking car overheats fucking just oh my god I just 551 00:36:55,880 --> 00:37:00,280 sometimes I'm sorry I didn't mean to bring up all the anger again I know I'm always just 552 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:08,440 like fucking honk at me a fucking honk at you like I mm-hmm now now no but I kind of 553 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:15,600 miss that adrenaline rush and Kelly I totally don't I want a permanent driver and I do not 554 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:22,440 mean uber I need to be I need a driver on my beck and call 24 7 let's go I tell my son 555 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:27,920 that I said I can't wait so you get your license boy I'll buy you whatever car you want you 556 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:36,280 just drive you right you can even drop out of school dude like I'll pay you I will pay 557 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:42,720 you I will pay you room and board I'll give you some fucking cash don't tell the daughter 558 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:55,080 yeah oh my goodness so bad so speaking of driving you know me and em both work from 559 00:37:55,080 --> 00:38:00,520 home now right yes okay so you you've heard like when the Amazon or I guess any commercial 560 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:08,280 truck when they back up or they hit reverse they goes beep beep beep yes okay so this past 561 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:15,880 Friday we hear that both me and em and I had my bedroom door open I work in my bedroom 562 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:20,120 we hear it not once Pomona bolts I thought it was the Amazon truck it's not the Amazon 563 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:25,560 truck we heard it four times possibly five times by the fourth fucking time em is like 564 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:31,000 who the fuck is outside fucking Austin powers with the fucking whatever that thing remember 565 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:36,200 when he was trying to reverse a little golf cart yeah I got all cars like get your shit 566 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:43,240 together and fucking reverse and just fucking go nothing was so fucking loud it was my next 567 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:48,720 door neighbor I guess em he has a visitor over like you know one of those big camping 568 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:53,120 vans that people like they live at they live in or they live out of like those like drive 569 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:57,840 all over the United States or wherever oh like like a Winnipego like one of those RVs 570 00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:04,000 um not an RV but like like a van oh gotcha yeah I know that one yeah it was one of those 571 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:09,920 and he could not obviously reverse into the driveway for shit four or five fucking times 572 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:13,560 of that fucking shit I swear to god it was a good three minutes and me and my daughter 573 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:17,120 were just I'm like fuck we were both trying to get done with work and I'm like I just 574 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:23,360 want to fucking log out like this thing is fucking annoying me and oh my goodness fucking 575 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:27,000 it's just like when she just fucking yell out she's like who the fuck is driving that 576 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:32,720 thing Austin powers I would have just walked out walked out like that angry little bitch 577 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:37,880 I've been like excuse me you know what I I come on a bus I should have gone outside and 578 00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:42,200 be like can I reverse it for you I'm excellent at reverse drop reverse they are backing into 579 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:48,200 a fucking spot bitch boom like microphone drop like get the fuck out get out let me 580 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:55,520 see if I can show you how it's done you are ruining my then sir beeping sound reminds 581 00:39:55,520 --> 00:40:04,120 me of my fucking alarm clock stop I'm already been away I okay well I'll let you finish 582 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:13,160 your story if that was it okay okay here here comes a good one so this is the other day 583 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:19,160 I am going to leave my house I'm gonna go grocery store whatever the hell I'm doing 584 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:28,480 you know just being a adult teen right I have this guy he's parked and you see my street 585 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:33,040 it's just kind of it's not too wide but everybody just parks on the street and it's just kind 586 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:40,120 of like oh god shit it's just a horrible mess so I'm gonna pull out this guy stops me and 587 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:44,920 I see that he has like a it's a landscaping like truck or something I was like oh shit 588 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:52,760 okay did I did I ask you to landscape my house because I hate cutting my glass but I could 589 00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:58,400 have I could have just been pissed and I don't know but he says do you know excuse me ma'am 590 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:03,800 ma'am do you know whose car this is it's a right across the street from my house and 591 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:10,200 I know that that house is nothing but college students renting I know that house is a cookie 592 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:15,720 cutter house of my house so there's four fucking bedrooms right okay you there's a bunch of 593 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:21,880 cars you're they're all college they go right yeah and I said I don't know who that I go 594 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:25,480 I don't know I go I don't even know who I don't know like I was just not in the mood I don't 595 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:31,200 know he's like well because I need to cut the tree down in the car and I keep knocking 596 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:35,400 and I don't know are they college students there they maybe maybe they're asleep maybe 597 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:40,280 they're asleep and I said dude I said I don't know who it is I said but have you tried lifting 598 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:46,720 up the fucking handle the door handle he's on why I'm gonna set off the fucking alarm 599 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:53,320 if they had a lot of alarm wake up that and he's all oh and it was like a light bulb over 600 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:57,560 it fucking ghetto girl I fucking love it I would have never thought to do that either 601 00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:04,160 girl I do that all the time like get the fuck out of my fucking way like I don't know where 602 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:09,320 you live but I know your fucking car is gonna alert you that oh wait somebody's just tell 603 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:16,520 it or whatever just fucking I'm just setting off the alarm that's it and he's like oh no 604 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:22,840 I haven't I said how many times I bang on the door and this old little guy and he has 605 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:26,920 his little crew and they're trying to fucking cut this tree I was like just I was like like 606 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:33,560 would you want me to do it like I was just over it like right yes please all right obviously 607 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:38,720 you didn't want to get deported back to Mexico probably girl I was just like fuck it okay 608 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:49,240 well pardon me Josue let me just I know but I just fucking lifted the damn thing and it's 609 00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:54,440 all the car the fucking door actually opened but I pushed it back like I'm not trying to 610 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:59,720 steal shit I'm just right wake the fuck up the tree's gonna fucking land on your fucking 611 00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:06,440 car if you don't wake up I don't know but I I just can't I went to the grocery store 612 00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:14,480 I went on I went on my daily duties but shit like hmm I just wanted to give myself a pat 613 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:19,560 on the back that that is a fucking I never thought to do that but I will know to do that 614 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:25,960 moving forward yeah I mean you just be be real and you're not trying to do anything 615 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:31,160 just like hey I don't know where the fuck what house you went to but your car is in 616 00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:38,160 my fucking spot or right and yeah it's gonna have a tree on top of it if you don't fucking 617 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:43,520 move yeah I'm sorry you must have partied too hard last night but the fucking tree people 618 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:51,080 are here you gotta go move your tree officially gone I guess yeah it's gone and I don't know 619 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:57,520 I apparently whoever the car belong to they obviously moved it you're welcome if you're 620 00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:10,280 listening shit jeez I had a rant for today but I don't remember I didn't write it down 621 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:15,240 and I was just so I'm like I'll remember it of course I don't remember the rent because 622 00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:19,880 you want to know why you don't remember the rent why because you get so happy every time 623 00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:28,040 we talk that's right bitch yeah I guess the rent was the stupid Amazon truck next door 624 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:33,760 neighbor with the beeping that had to be it I guess I don't know whatever I used to do 625 00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:42,800 this I used to have this little habit back out of any like a parking space or just backing 626 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:47,600 up every time I'm in reverse it didn't even matter I could be in little drill prism or 627 00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:53,880 fucking a hammer it didn't matter I always tap the horn twice like bump up like thinking 628 00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:59,320 motherfuckers would know what that means nobody knows what that fucking means totally a fucking 629 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:08,440 marine kid but also what I'm what I'm driving and I know that I'm going 70 and I just see 630 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:14,200 nothing but brake lights ahead I'm like fuck and so I would just tell the motherfucker who's 631 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:19,880 tailgating me like I would tap my fucking break just like yeah I'm gonna slow down I'm 632 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:27,000 just not gonna like we're slowing down there's a fucking jam ahead but that nobody fucking 633 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:32,680 nobody cares either so I gave up on them like well fuck if nobody fucking nobody knows what 634 00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:36,040 that fucking means I know because everybody's looking at their phones like how I was in a 635 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:40,560 complete stop on the fucking 605 freeway and I still got rear-ended because motherfucker 636 00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:50,280 was playing on his phone shit motherfuckers they be and when they're on their phone they 637 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:55,040 just walk into poles if there's even walking on a sidewalk and shit you know what I almost 638 00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:59,640 walked into a bench so I'm not gonna know I gotta hear it what happened were you on 639 00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:04,080 your phone of course I was on my phone I'm a monkey but all the time like you feel like 640 00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:07,720 you feel like there's something there and you look up and like oh shit could call him 641 00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:14,080 oh fuck well at least didn't get that fucking horrible bruise on your god right fuck I did 642 00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:19,440 that today I was like oh that's gonna be a fucking bruise thank God it's not summer yet 643 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:34,000 right oh my goodness yeah I don't even fucking look at my phone when I'm like when I'm walking 644 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:46,000 because I already trip over the fucking obvious and you know okay question have you ever found 645 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:51,760 money on the street just walking maybe your dog or just walking to the mailbox or just 646 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:56,560 walking in the store just have you ever just found money on the floor actually once it 647 00:46:56,560 --> 00:47:01,640 happened when I was living in HB I was throwing out the trash and I guess it fell out of somebody's 648 00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:05,200 pocket there was like I want to say was like seven bucks it wasn't a lot but there was actual 649 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:10,160 money on the fly on arm like I guess that's mine thank you very much there was nobody 650 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:19,760 outside so I can't say hey was this your seven dollars so that that was the biggest yes but 651 00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:25,560 are you constantly scanning if you're walking like say you're walking your pup or whatever 652 00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:31,200 are you constantly scanning and just looking for shit to pick up like money no I'm looking 653 00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:38,240 to make sure I'm not stepping in shit though if I'm in the grass you know yeah yeah you 654 00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:47,680 want to so I'm gonna let all you know my fucking story I was at a fucking motel six 655 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:54,720 a motel six keep right I went to the little vending machine I'm just trying to get some 656 00:47:54,720 --> 00:48:00,680 fucking Doritos like that was it like I just wanted some Doritos and it kept spitting out 657 00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:09,600 my dollar and I was like I'm trying to strain it it falls on the floor I never found money 658 00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:15,000 I mean a fucking penny I don't pick up pennies it's no good luck for me I fucking don't do 659 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:23,320 that so if all my dollar falls on the floor I go down to fucking pick it up what why did 660 00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:31,800 I see like a fucking what a fucking cash in a fucking rubber band just shoved under the 661 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:35,880 the vending machine when I was just trying to get my dollar you know that probably fell 662 00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:40,400 out of the vending machine guys pocket or he probably fell out of his basket when he 663 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:46,960 was reloading the snacks I bet when he emptied when he emptied the vending machine I bet 664 00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:51,280 I don't know why would it be in a row and why would there be rubber bands on it I'm 665 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:59,080 like is this present just gonna know I just can't he probably had to take it out of the 666 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:06,200 vending machine he fuck fucking rubber banded in his dumbass dropped it I don't know it 667 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:12,000 was like legit wedge under there like it was meant for somebody or something oh okay well 668 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:19,520 how much did you leave it I left some of it you left the rubber band I did I fucking put 669 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:23,840 it back exactly like it was supposed to be I was like somebody's gonna die today that's 670 00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:32,000 the drug dealer you're fucking short 300 bucks like no I honestly that's that's that's just 671 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:38,760 a joke I did it I was just like whoa wow that's great the fucking one time I fucking see money 672 00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:44,960 and I'm just like yeah you know I don't know there was a time though I was walking to work 673 00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:51,840 and I worked at Mrs. Fields I was in high school I was going to Montclair Plaza and 674 00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:58,840 I was walking and there was a purse in the street and cars were just going by and money 675 00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:03,680 like it was just kind of flying out I don't know what yeah like the car cars were just 676 00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:09,040 hitting it and shit and it was just like where was the person's where was the lady or whoever's 677 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:15,160 the person's okay so I run the scenarios and I was like somebody must have put their purse 678 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:20,680 on the top of their fucking rig and you know what that's probably what they yeah that's 679 00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:26,240 what made most sense to me I don't know for a fact but it made most sense so that's my 680 00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:34,440 true shit wow so all these dollar pills are just flying out flying out and cars are just 681 00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:40,560 hitting it and I'm walking I was like oh shit not today like I'm getting this shit I'm 682 00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:48,120 gonna fucking get this shit I'm gonna get this shit grabbed well yeah I I think I swooped 683 00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:56,240 up maybe 80 bucks nice yeah and the purse was ugly and all and I was like oh if there 684 00:50:56,240 --> 00:51:02,880 was an ID in there I would have shipped it all back to her like maybe you're gonna ask 685 00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:07,880 if the ID or her wallet was in there I guess I guess not well I wasn't really concerned 686 00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:11,320 about the purse I thought it got ran over so many times I was just after the money I was 687 00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:17,800 like in one of those like those ticket boots for the money just trying to grab it yeah 688 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:23,600 but I did feel bad I did feel bad I grabbed the purse was like oh man cuz I ran the scenarios 689 00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:28,960 and it's like that's probably some old lady put her purse on top she didn't even fucking 690 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:34,600 remember and this that's sad but whatever social security cards in there and shit right 691 00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:42,920 thank you for $80 I will gladly ship you for fucking purse back I will gladly do that 692 00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:52,280 um but I don't know but thank you for the 80 bucks because it did buy me lunch and a 693 00:51:52,280 --> 00:52:03,280 belt at Macy's nice all right I think we should end this because we're running up on an hour 694 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:12,240 what are your parting words for this week come on a bullets my parting words are you guys 695 00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:18,440 with this whole hour change I don't know if you're like me but let's just breathe namaste 696 00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:25,640 we got this don't look at it as losing an hour just look at it as hey we're waking up 697 00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:35,880 again for another day I sent sarcasm in that tone of yours now that's legit that's legit 698 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:43,800 got it and on my part for my parting words it's that it's daylight saving time singular 699 00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:51,160 not plural thank you Pomona bullets for educating us one and all you know it all right we will 700 00:52:51,160 --> 00:53:17,120 see you guys next week bye guys