1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Guess what? 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Feet Pose Maven, volume number three, 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,400 written by yours truly, Baruch Medusa, 4 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:11,240 is now available on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:14,400 Link is in the show notes, 6 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:18,500 so get to buy in, downloading, reading, and rating. 7 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:25,600 All right, are you happy or sad? 8 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:29,860 Which way, oh, I guess, oh, you're happy, and you are? 9 00:00:29,860 --> 00:00:31,600 Come on, a bullet. 10 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:32,640 I guess I'm happy. 11 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,400 Oh, I'm always happy, bitch. 12 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:35,640 I am Baruch Medusa. 13 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,160 This is Top Show Hi, Janks, 14 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:39,940 and we clean clinking bitches. 15 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,720 Good afternoon, Bestie. 16 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,240 Good afternoon, Bestie. 17 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:51,440 Oh, sorry about that. 18 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:56,800 Ding, dang, I guess, whatever. 19 00:00:56,800 --> 00:01:00,880 Yeah, dang it. 20 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:02,780 How are you? 21 00:01:02,780 --> 00:01:06,100 I'm doing fairly well this fun day, Sunday. 22 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:07,440 I had to work today. 23 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:09,000 Yeah, what the fuck? 24 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:13,280 I know, so it was a manager's meeting. 25 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,260 Okay. 26 00:01:14,260 --> 00:01:19,080 So it's kind of like an all-store meeting, slash managers, 27 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:20,200 they all get together, 28 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,600 and we just talk about the new year 29 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:25,660 and what our goals are, and blomp, blomp, blomp, right? 30 00:01:25,660 --> 00:01:30,140 Yeah, so I had to be there at 4 a.m. 31 00:01:30,140 --> 00:01:31,260 What the fuck? 32 00:01:31,260 --> 00:01:34,660 I know, and it's snowing here. 33 00:01:34,660 --> 00:01:36,940 It's like, they couldn't fucking do a Zoom call 34 00:01:36,940 --> 00:01:38,300 or whatever the fuck? 35 00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:40,860 No, no, we have to pay everybody 36 00:01:40,860 --> 00:01:43,260 if they wanna show up and... 37 00:01:43,260 --> 00:01:45,140 Oh, so it wasn't mandatory? 38 00:01:45,140 --> 00:01:48,020 No, it's not mandatory, but it's highly encouraged. 39 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:53,700 Jesus fucking Christ, on a Sunday, no fucking less. 40 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:55,620 Yeah, exactly. 41 00:01:55,620 --> 00:02:00,620 Exactly, I did not want to do it by all means, but... 42 00:02:02,060 --> 00:02:02,900 I didn't. 43 00:02:02,900 --> 00:02:05,540 You're admin, so you had to do it, I'm assuming. 44 00:02:05,540 --> 00:02:07,580 Had to do it, and I was... 45 00:02:09,340 --> 00:02:11,940 I was given the task to scramble eggs 46 00:02:11,940 --> 00:02:14,380 because we were also serving breakfast. 47 00:02:14,380 --> 00:02:15,220 And... 48 00:02:16,820 --> 00:02:17,660 My goodness. 49 00:02:17,660 --> 00:02:21,740 You guys use one of the camping stoves or... 50 00:02:21,740 --> 00:02:25,460 Yeah, it was one of the big barbecues, I guess. 51 00:02:25,460 --> 00:02:28,540 And yeah, I had to scramble the eggs, 52 00:02:28,540 --> 00:02:31,020 I had to set up the folding chairs, 53 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:36,020 and there was a total of maybe 65 attendees. 54 00:02:36,060 --> 00:02:38,020 Oh, well, that's a pretty good turnout. 55 00:02:38,020 --> 00:02:41,100 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 56 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:46,100 And I was also in charge of giving out the raffle tickets 57 00:02:46,180 --> 00:02:49,580 because we had 10 fun prizes to give out. 58 00:02:49,580 --> 00:02:52,660 And what were the prizes to tell? 59 00:02:52,660 --> 00:02:53,780 So the prizes were... 60 00:02:53,780 --> 00:02:57,460 Okay, I'm gonna go from the yucky... 61 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:02,500 I could go without to like, wow, I would like that. 62 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:06,380 So the first prize or a couple of them were 63 00:03:06,380 --> 00:03:08,700 somewhere along the lines, it was a little 64 00:03:08,700 --> 00:03:13,700 Lowe's type of set where you can get a tumbler type glass, 65 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:15,820 you got a little mug, and you got... 66 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:17,020 Nobody wants that shit. 67 00:03:17,020 --> 00:03:20,700 Yeah, and you get a $20 Starbucks gift card or something. 68 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:24,540 And then the next one was you could get this little 69 00:03:24,540 --> 00:03:27,020 Bluetooth speaker that's waterproof 70 00:03:27,020 --> 00:03:32,020 that can actually suction onto your wall and your shower. 71 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:34,540 Okay. 72 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:36,820 And you can listen to music, I guess. 73 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:40,700 So these are these little prizes that they're giving out. 74 00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:43,420 And then it came to the bigger prizes, 75 00:03:43,420 --> 00:03:46,740 which was like a mini fridge, fully stocked, 76 00:03:46,740 --> 00:03:51,660 but it's fully stocked with just Gatorade and Pop or whatever. 77 00:03:52,980 --> 00:03:57,580 And another one was a patio set. 78 00:03:57,580 --> 00:03:58,940 Okay, that's good. 79 00:03:58,940 --> 00:04:00,060 Yeah, yeah. 80 00:04:00,060 --> 00:04:02,260 So there were some good prizes out there. 81 00:04:02,260 --> 00:04:04,300 Another one was a barbecue. 82 00:04:04,300 --> 00:04:07,540 It was like a Coleman nice barbecue. 83 00:04:07,540 --> 00:04:08,380 Okay. 84 00:04:08,380 --> 00:04:11,420 Yeah, so there were some prizes out there. 85 00:04:11,420 --> 00:04:14,420 So I'm giving out these raffle tickets and whatnot. 86 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:18,100 And the whole meeting starts and my boss tells me, 87 00:04:18,100 --> 00:04:21,620 I'm gonna look at you because I have anxiety 88 00:04:21,620 --> 00:04:23,420 talking in front of people, 89 00:04:23,420 --> 00:04:25,780 and you're gonna be my little focal point. 90 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:27,300 You're gonna be the one. 91 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:28,140 Oh my God. 92 00:04:28,140 --> 00:04:30,980 And I said, oh goodness, and she's telling me, 93 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:33,860 I want you to keep the energy vibrant. 94 00:04:33,860 --> 00:04:38,860 When I say something, just whoo, and clap, and yeah. 95 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:42,860 And I didn't have any coffee 96 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:45,060 because I have a pulsar. 97 00:04:45,060 --> 00:04:49,380 And I'm just like, oh my God. 98 00:04:49,380 --> 00:04:52,540 Yeah, I was just, you know, 99 00:04:52,540 --> 00:04:54,380 I was rolling with the punches this morning. 100 00:04:54,380 --> 00:04:59,380 So she asked me too, did you put in a raffle ticket? 101 00:05:00,260 --> 00:05:01,660 I said, I didn't know I could. 102 00:05:01,660 --> 00:05:05,020 I thought we were excluded being management 103 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:07,500 and we're hosting this whole meeting. 104 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:08,940 She's like, no, put a raffle ticket. 105 00:05:08,940 --> 00:05:11,060 I go, well, I don't fucking know why I'm gonna do it 106 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:12,580 because I'm not gonna win. 107 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:15,540 And I put my stupid raffle ticket in there. 108 00:05:15,540 --> 00:05:16,740 How to put five in there? 109 00:05:16,740 --> 00:05:19,300 I wanted to, I so wanted to. 110 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:20,660 Nobody would have known. 111 00:05:20,660 --> 00:05:21,780 Nobody would have known. 112 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:25,820 I was the one in charge of this whole gig 113 00:05:25,820 --> 00:05:27,540 with the raffle tickets. 114 00:05:27,540 --> 00:05:30,180 So I had a coworker standing next to me 115 00:05:30,180 --> 00:05:34,100 and I was messing with her when they were doing the raffle. 116 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,060 I said, yeah, they better not pick my name 117 00:05:36,060 --> 00:05:37,940 because I don't really want those tumblers. 118 00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:40,780 I don't want that sweatshirt. 119 00:05:40,780 --> 00:05:42,900 And I said, if I win, if they pick my name, 120 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:44,340 I'm gonna give it to you, okay? 121 00:05:44,340 --> 00:05:45,900 And she's like, yeah, yeah, 122 00:05:45,900 --> 00:05:48,620 you're gonna win Pomona Bullets, we know it. 123 00:05:48,620 --> 00:05:50,300 And I said, yep, I'm gonna win. 124 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:52,380 I got this, I got this. 125 00:05:52,380 --> 00:05:54,060 Thank goodness I didn't win. 126 00:05:54,060 --> 00:05:57,460 And anybody who did win would just, 127 00:05:57,460 --> 00:06:01,380 there was like that dead golf clap just like, hey. 128 00:06:01,380 --> 00:06:04,620 Just kind of like nobody would get up from their seat. 129 00:06:04,620 --> 00:06:08,300 Nobody ran to the stage and yeah, I won. 130 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:09,140 Nobody. 131 00:06:09,140 --> 00:06:11,100 And there was just like, oh, there was a stage. 132 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:13,260 There's a stage at Lowe's? 133 00:06:13,260 --> 00:06:15,260 Yeah, we put it all together. 134 00:06:15,260 --> 00:06:19,020 We put it all together in this Jesus fucking Christ. 135 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:20,820 Yeah, and it had to be done 136 00:06:20,820 --> 00:06:24,100 before the store actually opened to the public. 137 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:28,100 So that's why it was so effing early in the morning, you know? 138 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:29,980 What time do you guys open on Sundays? 139 00:06:29,980 --> 00:06:33,060 I believe it's six, six p.m.? 140 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:33,900 Six a.m. 141 00:06:33,900 --> 00:06:35,540 Or yes, I'm sorry, six a.m. 142 00:06:35,540 --> 00:06:36,740 Yeah. 143 00:06:36,740 --> 00:06:37,580 Yeah. 144 00:06:37,580 --> 00:06:38,420 Okay. 145 00:06:38,420 --> 00:06:39,260 Wow. 146 00:06:39,260 --> 00:06:43,580 So finally, she would say, 147 00:06:43,580 --> 00:06:45,180 who wants to win? 148 00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:48,380 It was like a shower head, 149 00:06:48,380 --> 00:06:50,780 but it was one of those pretty cool shower heads 150 00:06:50,780 --> 00:06:53,020 that it rains down on you. 151 00:06:53,020 --> 00:06:56,100 And then one like sprays you was like a couple, 152 00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:57,540 I don't know, but it was pretty cool. 153 00:06:57,540 --> 00:06:58,900 Yeah, I know what you're talking about. 154 00:06:58,900 --> 00:07:00,100 Yeah, I would want one. 155 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:01,540 I'm not gonna spend my money on one, 156 00:07:01,540 --> 00:07:03,140 but I would want one. 157 00:07:03,140 --> 00:07:07,100 So she would, my mattress, like who wants one of these? 158 00:07:07,100 --> 00:07:08,340 And I'm in the back. 159 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:09,820 And I'm raising my hand like a kid 160 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,460 that knows the answer in class. 161 00:07:11,460 --> 00:07:16,220 Like me, me pick my name, pick my name. 162 00:07:16,220 --> 00:07:17,500 And I never got picked. 163 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:21,820 So finally they're drawing a name 164 00:07:21,820 --> 00:07:24,340 and the assistant store manager draws a name 165 00:07:24,340 --> 00:07:27,260 and he goes, oh, we need to draw another name. 166 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:31,260 And he shows the ticket to my manager 167 00:07:31,260 --> 00:07:34,100 and she looks at it and she goes, 168 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:35,980 we got a good one. 169 00:07:35,980 --> 00:07:38,180 And I looked at my coworker next to me 170 00:07:38,180 --> 00:07:41,820 and I said, it's me, it's Pomona bullets. 171 00:07:41,820 --> 00:07:43,420 It's Pomona bullets. 172 00:07:43,420 --> 00:07:45,860 And this is when she's big, 173 00:07:45,860 --> 00:07:47,900 she's like, we're gonna bring out the big guns now. 174 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:49,780 It's the big prizes. 175 00:07:49,780 --> 00:07:54,140 And she says, who wants a little tabletop fire pit? 176 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:56,900 And I was like, me, I want one. 177 00:07:56,900 --> 00:07:57,900 I want one. 178 00:07:57,900 --> 00:08:01,580 I wanna make s'mores in the spring in my backyard 179 00:08:01,580 --> 00:08:04,860 with one of those little tabletop fire pits. 180 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:09,860 Um, yeah, guess who's name they called Pomona bullets? 181 00:08:10,860 --> 00:08:11,980 Woo hoo! 182 00:08:11,980 --> 00:08:13,220 Yeah. 183 00:08:13,220 --> 00:08:16,660 Girl, I'm telling you, I ran down that aisle 184 00:08:16,660 --> 00:08:18,820 like the price is right. 185 00:08:18,820 --> 00:08:19,780 The price is right, yup. 186 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:22,860 And I was like, I've been $1 Bob, I've been $1. 187 00:08:22,860 --> 00:08:24,500 I swear this isn't rigged. 188 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:26,420 I swear it's not rigged. 189 00:08:26,420 --> 00:08:27,620 I was so excited. 190 00:08:27,620 --> 00:08:30,220 She goes, not only do you win the fire pit, 191 00:08:30,220 --> 00:08:32,820 you get a patio set. 192 00:08:32,820 --> 00:08:33,660 Really? 193 00:08:33,660 --> 00:08:34,820 Yes, girl. 194 00:08:35,820 --> 00:08:40,820 Tell me why I was, I was so elated. 195 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:45,540 I was, wow, that woke me up. 196 00:08:45,540 --> 00:08:47,540 And I was like, that's fucking right. 197 00:08:47,540 --> 00:08:49,300 I knew it. 198 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:50,140 I knew it. 199 00:08:50,140 --> 00:08:51,300 I was like, yeah, bring it, bring it. 200 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:52,700 I got a patio set. 201 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:55,940 It, I was, yeah. 202 00:08:55,940 --> 00:08:56,780 I had all- 203 00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:57,620 Congratulations. 204 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,700 You know what else you can grill up on your, 205 00:09:01,020 --> 00:09:03,140 whatever that thing is, your tabletop. 206 00:09:03,140 --> 00:09:04,380 You what? 207 00:09:04,380 --> 00:09:05,580 Some Nutria, bitch. 208 00:09:05,580 --> 00:09:06,500 Oh, shit. 209 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:07,580 Yeah, it'll make some snakes. 210 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:08,940 Some shish kebab. 211 00:09:08,940 --> 00:09:09,780 It's good. 212 00:09:09,780 --> 00:09:10,620 It's good. 213 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:11,460 It's good. 214 00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:12,300 It's good. 215 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:13,740 Girl, I was reading that shit too. 216 00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:15,860 And I was like, how does it even work? 217 00:09:15,860 --> 00:09:20,460 And it says it uses alcohol, like rubbing alcohol. 218 00:09:21,540 --> 00:09:22,380 What? 219 00:09:22,380 --> 00:09:23,700 Yeah. 220 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:24,860 And you plug it in? 221 00:09:24,860 --> 00:09:25,700 Nope. 222 00:09:25,700 --> 00:09:27,820 You just pour alcohol in this little, 223 00:09:27,820 --> 00:09:31,340 and like in the center and you light it with a match. 224 00:09:31,340 --> 00:09:32,740 It says light it with a match 225 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:37,620 or one of those lighters that have the long, you know. 226 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:38,460 Yeah. 227 00:09:38,460 --> 00:09:39,300 Yeah. 228 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:40,700 And it, I don't know. 229 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:43,060 I guess that's just how it works. 230 00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:44,980 And it was like, okay. 231 00:09:44,980 --> 00:09:46,020 All right. 232 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:48,100 Well, I don't know if I want to roast marshmallows 233 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:50,300 with like alcohol, but okay. 234 00:09:51,860 --> 00:09:52,700 Yeah. 235 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:55,580 That, yeah, that's kind of cool. 236 00:09:55,580 --> 00:09:56,420 That's kind of weird. 237 00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:57,260 Oh yeah. 238 00:09:57,260 --> 00:09:58,100 It is kind of weird. 239 00:09:58,100 --> 00:10:00,380 I was just like, oh, and then they have the little rocks 240 00:10:00,380 --> 00:10:02,660 or the little, they look like little gems 241 00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:04,540 or whatever they're in there. 242 00:10:04,540 --> 00:10:06,540 And it's just like, okay. 243 00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:08,180 So how are you supposed to turn it off? 244 00:10:08,180 --> 00:10:10,180 Or how does, it just goes out on its own 245 00:10:10,180 --> 00:10:12,340 once the alcohol evaporates? 246 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:14,140 I would assume so. 247 00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:18,980 I haven't really read the terms, but yeah, I think so. 248 00:10:18,980 --> 00:10:21,940 But all I know is my backyard is gonna get hooked up. 249 00:10:21,940 --> 00:10:24,100 I'm gonna, I'm like, yes. 250 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:24,940 Way to go. 251 00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:26,980 Well, I guess it's good that you actually showed up 252 00:10:26,980 --> 00:10:28,220 for the meeting then. 253 00:10:28,220 --> 00:10:29,860 I know, right? 254 00:10:29,860 --> 00:10:30,700 And then they were like, 255 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:32,380 this has to be your third radio. 256 00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:34,060 And I was like, no. 257 00:10:34,060 --> 00:10:35,540 I'm saying that, bitch. 258 00:10:35,540 --> 00:10:36,460 Yeah, it's my first, 259 00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:41,460 because I actually did not wanna go to any other ones prior. 260 00:10:42,580 --> 00:10:44,420 But yeah. 261 00:10:44,420 --> 00:10:46,180 Yeah, so what, every month or what? 262 00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:47,580 It's quarterly. 263 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,460 Oh, quarterly, okay. 264 00:10:49,460 --> 00:10:50,500 Yeah. 265 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:51,540 But it was cool. 266 00:10:51,540 --> 00:10:54,700 I got some cool swag. 267 00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:56,500 All right, well, congratulations. 268 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:57,340 Oh, thank you. 269 00:10:57,340 --> 00:10:58,460 I am so excited. 270 00:10:58,460 --> 00:11:00,660 Like, I haven't been this happy in months. 271 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:04,340 I haven't been this happy in months, girl. 272 00:11:04,340 --> 00:11:05,500 I'm telling you. 273 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:06,340 Oh, good. 274 00:11:06,340 --> 00:11:09,140 I'm glad you, there's a term, you've turned a leaf. 275 00:11:09,140 --> 00:11:10,140 Yeah, I sure did. 276 00:11:10,140 --> 00:11:11,780 I was like, fuck yeah, Lowe's. 277 00:11:11,780 --> 00:11:12,820 I love you. 278 00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:14,220 I wish they would have gave me the mic. 279 00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:16,740 I had a good speech and everything prepared. 280 00:11:16,740 --> 00:11:18,340 Oh my fucking God. 281 00:11:18,340 --> 00:11:20,540 You're like, don't forget to listen to my podcast 282 00:11:20,540 --> 00:11:23,500 where I talk shit about Lowe's all day long. 283 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:25,820 Yeah, no, please don't listen to my podcast 284 00:11:25,820 --> 00:11:27,860 or else I won't have a job no more. 285 00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:33,060 I won't have a job no more. 286 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:37,340 Okay, so speaking of jobs, well, I sent you this earlier 287 00:11:37,340 --> 00:11:39,700 in the week about the Super Bowl striker. 288 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:40,700 Yes. 289 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:44,100 Okay, so for the listeners who don't know, 290 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:47,340 or I guess that do know, but the Super Bowl striker, 291 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:50,620 there was a striker that I guess ran on the field 292 00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:51,860 during Super Bowl. 293 00:11:51,860 --> 00:11:55,740 Well, this motherfucker actually was smart, 294 00:11:55,740 --> 00:11:57,540 but then I have to ask more on a bullet. 295 00:11:57,540 --> 00:11:58,820 Was he that smart? 296 00:11:58,820 --> 00:12:02,980 Okay, so the striker actually placed a bet. 297 00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:05,100 And let me, I wrote this down. 298 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:08,340 Okay, so he placed a bet saying that somebody 299 00:12:08,340 --> 00:12:11,940 would run out on the field and streak during the Super Bowl. 300 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:15,900 So he put down, I don't know how much he put down, 301 00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:20,900 but he ended up winning $374,000 from the bet. 302 00:12:22,940 --> 00:12:24,900 He had to pay a $1,000 fine. 303 00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:26,100 That's it. 304 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:28,660 Now, A, genius. 305 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:29,660 Yeah. 306 00:12:29,660 --> 00:12:34,660 B, is the Las Vegas mob and the casinos looking for him? 307 00:12:35,260 --> 00:12:36,660 Like, is there a manhunt for him? 308 00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:38,260 Because you know, he's probably gonna end up 309 00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:42,140 with missing fingers or possible limbs 310 00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:46,020 that are gonna be distorted or gonna be completely gone. 311 00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:50,220 Motherfucker has cross hairs on him. 312 00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:54,140 And I can guarantee they're gonna have to make an example 313 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:56,780 of him some way, somehow, because this is gonna happen 314 00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:59,220 more frequently and I'm sure it's happened in the past, 315 00:12:59,220 --> 00:13:03,060 but it wasn't publicized on social media the way this was. 316 00:13:04,420 --> 00:13:07,420 It was merely a $1,000 fine? 317 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:08,740 That's what it said. 318 00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:12,460 That's all he said was, yeah, well, clearly he had no priors. 319 00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:15,620 Yeah, clearly. 320 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:20,060 But I'm sure I'm like, I guess I would think 321 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,820 the mob is looking for him. 322 00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:23,820 You would think, well, where did he bet? 323 00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:27,380 At the bookie, I'm assuming he bet at one of the casinos. 324 00:13:27,380 --> 00:13:30,220 Yeah, so whatever casino that he bet at, 325 00:13:30,220 --> 00:13:32,300 I'm sure those people are looking for him. 326 00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:33,900 Oh yeah, oh yeah. 327 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:37,700 He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, 328 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:39,860 and they have his name and they probably have 329 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:42,500 a social security number because they paid out a big amount 330 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:44,580 because, you know, they have to do the IRS thing. 331 00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:46,580 Yeah, I'm like, 10, 9 to 9. 332 00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:49,900 I'm like, ooh, I don't know how genius that was, buddy. 333 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:52,260 I don't know, we'll see where you're at physically. 334 00:13:52,260 --> 00:13:54,460 And if you're all in one piece within the next year. 335 00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:56,660 Yeah, I mean, it sounds good, 336 00:13:56,660 --> 00:13:59,540 but it'll probably cover your medical bills. 337 00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:00,380 Right. 338 00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:02,180 And you might want to change your name 339 00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:03,140 and go into wit sec. 340 00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:05,780 Yeah, yeah, go, go join. 341 00:14:05,780 --> 00:14:06,620 Yeah. 342 00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:07,980 Yeah. 343 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,020 Go and hiding. 344 00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:09,860 I don't know. 345 00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:12,660 That's insane. 346 00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:13,500 I don't know. 347 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:14,580 It sounds good. 348 00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:16,940 It sounds really good, but. 349 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,100 Don't talk with the mob. 350 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:18,940 Yeah. 351 00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:19,900 Hello. 352 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,220 Yeah. 353 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:24,180 Yeah, this poor, this guy, geez. 354 00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:27,180 I mean, I would have, I would have hired like, 355 00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:30,020 like a friend or somebody, like check it out. 356 00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:31,100 I'll go halves with you. 357 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,100 And I'll pay for the fine. 358 00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:35,300 It's only a thousand dollars. 359 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:36,340 Yeah. 360 00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:39,140 I'll bail you out of jail. 361 00:14:39,140 --> 00:14:40,660 I'll pay for the fine. 362 00:14:40,660 --> 00:14:42,100 Anything. 363 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:42,940 Anything that can help. 364 00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:43,900 You know, a kimono bullets, maybe me 365 00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:45,300 and you should do the next one. 366 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:51,580 Yeah, sure. 367 00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:54,300 Kimpteen, right? 368 00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:56,300 Shit. 369 00:14:59,740 --> 00:15:00,580 Oh my gosh. 370 00:15:00,580 --> 00:15:02,580 How's your week been? 371 00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:03,540 It's been good. 372 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:04,100 Okay. 373 00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:05,700 So I went to the dermatologist. 374 00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:06,340 I'm. 375 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,660 Yes. 376 00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:08,540 Oh, okay. 377 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:09,780 So last. 378 00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:11,900 Did I talk about it last week on the podcast 379 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:13,940 how my eyes were just really dry and itchy. 380 00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:14,940 Yes. 381 00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:17,140 Okay, so that continued. 382 00:15:17,140 --> 00:15:19,580 And then we go offline, Pomona Bullets is like, 383 00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:22,980 hey, I use castor oil for my face, 384 00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:25,740 I guess because when it's dry, 385 00:15:25,740 --> 00:15:27,220 it moisturizes your face, right? 386 00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:28,500 Right. 387 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,180 Well, I guess not for me. 388 00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:34,380 So I put it on my eyes first and like, 389 00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:36,820 immediately like I rubbed it into my eyes, 390 00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:38,580 Pomona Bullets and within 10 seconds, 391 00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:40,780 I'm just like, oh, this doesn't feel right. 392 00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:43,140 And then like I put it on my face 393 00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:45,100 because my entire face was dry too. 394 00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,740 And I'm just like, oh no, no, no, no, no. 395 00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:50,500 So I wash my face and then I, 396 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,420 because it was like really stuck on my skin already, 397 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,100 because I don't know, I guess castor oil, 398 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,660 at least the one that M gave me, 399 00:15:56,660 --> 00:15:59,580 it's really thick and like molasses syrup. 400 00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:00,700 Is that the way it's supposed to be? 401 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:01,820 Yeah, yeah. 402 00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:04,260 Okay, this shit was so fucking thick. 403 00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:05,860 I'm like, okay, well, I guess I need to put 404 00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:08,260 fucking toner on my face to make sure it removes 405 00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:11,540 from my pores and that like just set everything off. 406 00:16:11,540 --> 00:16:14,100 Oh my gosh, I feel so bad. 407 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,980 It's not your fault, all of the car oil. 408 00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:18,620 It's disgusting it, but okay. 409 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:21,420 Yeah, so I mean, obviously I had an allergic reaction. 410 00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:22,820 You don't have an allergic reaction, 411 00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:24,260 so it's not your fucking fault. 412 00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:26,180 And if it was, I would have probably came up there 413 00:16:26,180 --> 00:16:27,980 to like do something to you. 414 00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:29,100 I know, you would have been knocking 415 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,420 on the pounding out my door. 416 00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:31,260 Right? 417 00:16:32,540 --> 00:16:36,140 I go see the dermatologist and my insurance 418 00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:39,820 doesn't cover or doesn't do the dermatology part, 419 00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:40,740 whatever the fuck, right? 420 00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:42,500 So I had to be out of pocket, fine. 421 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:46,140 He's like, so I'm gonna prescribe this cream for you. 422 00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:48,900 You put it on your eyes or just as needed, right? 423 00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,500 So I'm like, okay, that's cool. 424 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,060 Come on, Obelisk, I got a CVS. 425 00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:57,020 I got a CV, I don't even go to CVS. 426 00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:59,220 CVS says it'll be ready by six. 427 00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:01,660 I call like at 430, I'm like, hey, what's the status 428 00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:02,500 of this? 429 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,660 They're like, you know, your insurance doesn't cover it, 430 00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:04,500 right? 431 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:05,320 I'm like, right. 432 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:06,940 So I'm like, I need to know how much it's costing. 433 00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:08,700 She's like, it's $794. 434 00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:09,540 Shut up. 435 00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:11,180 I started laughing and I'm like, well, 436 00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:12,420 that's not clearly gonna work. 437 00:17:12,420 --> 00:17:13,860 I will talk to my dermatologist. 438 00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:15,980 I call the dermatologist back and I'm like, you know what? 439 00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:18,620 Because, I'll explain it later. 440 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:22,100 But I'm like, hey, so my insurance doesn't cover 441 00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,220 this brand. 442 00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:26,780 I'm like, and I, the dermat, I'm sorry. 443 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:29,680 CVS said it wasn't the generic brand. 444 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:30,900 It was like the name brand, right? 445 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:34,140 Because at the end of the day, the doctors get a cut. 446 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,620 They get a percentage from any, right? 447 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:39,500 So of course they're gonna prescribe the highest fucking 448 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:42,220 expensive one there is. 449 00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:44,540 And then they work their way backwards to be like, 450 00:17:44,540 --> 00:17:46,860 oh, I guess I'm not gonna get a cut after all. 451 00:17:46,860 --> 00:17:51,380 So he's like, or I guess the dental assistant, no. 452 00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:53,540 The medical assistant. 453 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,940 The medical assistant, she's like, well, 454 00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:59,900 we have the generic brand, would $52 be okay? 455 00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:02,380 I'm like, from $794? 456 00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:03,900 Yes, bitch. 457 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:06,820 Like what the fuck in hell? 458 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:09,460 I think this, and then, so I pick it up. 459 00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:11,740 And I only had to use it twice and I'm back to normal. 460 00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:12,740 Thank God. 461 00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:15,740 But the dermatologist, yeah, the dermatologist, 462 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:16,580 I was gonna say dentist. 463 00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:19,420 The dermatologist, like I'm explaining my face 464 00:18:19,420 --> 00:18:21,380 and how I'm like, I look like the elephant man. 465 00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:24,180 He's like, no, he's like, you have contact dermatitis 466 00:18:24,180 --> 00:18:25,140 or some bullshit like that. 467 00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:26,620 I'm like, yeah, my mom says I have eczema. 468 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:29,020 He's like, yeah, that's what contact dermat, 469 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:31,940 whatever the term he used, the clinical term, 470 00:18:31,940 --> 00:18:33,260 he's like, that's what eczema is. 471 00:18:33,260 --> 00:18:35,620 And I'm like, bitch, do I look like a dermatologist? 472 00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:37,700 Like just fucking say it's fucking eczema. 473 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:41,860 I'm like, whatever, I'm very glad I'm back to normal. 474 00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:43,300 But at the same time, I was just like, 475 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:44,420 I still wanna rub my eyes 476 00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:46,620 cause they're fucking dry as fuck. 477 00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:48,540 Like my eyeballs because it's so, 478 00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:52,900 and my nose is just like haywire with the seasonal allergies. 479 00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:54,540 But I don't even wanna rub my eyes. 480 00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:56,540 I'm like, I just need to put, I guess ice cubes on them 481 00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:58,580 because I just don't want them ashy again. 482 00:18:58,580 --> 00:19:00,980 Oh my God. 483 00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:03,300 I don't want dandruff on my eyelids. 484 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,780 Well, thank God you don't have those fake lashes. 485 00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:08,620 Jesus Christ, can you imagine? 486 00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:10,460 Fuck man. 487 00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:14,020 Fucking dandruff in my fucking eyelashes 488 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:16,900 or the tarantulas that are fucking my eyeballs 489 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:18,180 or my eye socket. 490 00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:22,020 Can you imagine if I showed up with like the swollen eyelids 491 00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:25,700 that I showed you the picture I sent you with the eyelashes 492 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,660 and I go to the fucking dermatologist 493 00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:29,860 and I'm like, what's wrong with me? 494 00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:30,860 Shit. 495 00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:32,380 Oh my goodness. 496 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:37,380 Well, I'm glad you're back to your good old self. 497 00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:39,700 Right? 498 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:43,140 But you know what's crazy is cause dermatologists, 499 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,300 you know, they do all the Botox 500 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,180 or they administer the Botox 501 00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:48,380 and all the stuff for people's faces now. 502 00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:49,540 That's where their money's, 503 00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:50,740 that's where they're making the money at. 504 00:19:50,740 --> 00:19:51,580 Oh yeah. 505 00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:54,980 I honestly think so because the insurance doesn't cover it. 506 00:19:54,980 --> 00:19:56,820 So people are paying out of pocket 507 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,140 for the people who do that. 508 00:19:58,140 --> 00:20:01,020 Why were like three chicks in there, 509 00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:03,980 the medical assistants or I don't know what they're called, 510 00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:05,220 I guess for the dermatology, 511 00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:08,580 but you know, they're the ones that they see to you 512 00:20:08,580 --> 00:20:11,300 and then they, you know what I'm talking about. 513 00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:12,140 Yeah. 514 00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:12,980 Okay. 515 00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:13,980 Medical, I'm calling them medical assistant. 516 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,140 I don't know if that's the right word. 517 00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:16,140 I would think so too. 518 00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:17,900 But you have to, they're all Botox. 519 00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:19,540 I'm like, they're so fucking young. 520 00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:22,140 And I'm like, why are your lips so fucking big bitch? 521 00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:24,660 Like your lips don't need to be that big, 522 00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:26,540 but I'm like, I'm not gonna do that. 523 00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:28,460 I don't need to be that big, but I'm like, 524 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:30,620 whatever, you fucking you. 525 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,460 Oh my, yeah. 526 00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:34,220 That's so weird. 527 00:20:34,220 --> 00:20:36,900 You know what they do. 528 00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:38,380 But I don't have that problem in neither do you 529 00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:39,820 because we're half Islander. 530 00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:40,820 Yeah, I know. 531 00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:44,380 Be jealous people, my lips are all natural. 532 00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:45,220 Yup. 533 00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:46,220 That's right. 534 00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:49,500 Don't hate us cause you ain't us. 535 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,340 Right. 536 00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:53,380 But natural full lips. 537 00:20:53,380 --> 00:20:54,460 That's right. 538 00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:56,100 Well, actually I kind of have like hair waves. 539 00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:57,460 I don't know. 540 00:20:57,460 --> 00:20:58,300 You have what? 541 00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,300 Like your lips. 542 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,340 I don't know. 543 00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:03,300 I do have that little complex where it's like, 544 00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:05,900 well, I guess I could have those like Kylie Jenner lips 545 00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:06,740 or something. 546 00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:09,020 I sometimes think about it, like just like the eyelashes. 547 00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:11,300 Well, if you're going to be sucking dick 24 seven, 548 00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:12,340 yeah, that would look great. 549 00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:13,820 But I mean, you're not going to do that. 550 00:21:13,820 --> 00:21:14,660 Yeah. 551 00:21:14,660 --> 00:21:15,700 No, sorry. 552 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:18,060 Like wrong gal, wrong gal. 553 00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:18,900 Sorry. 554 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:22,540 I love my dental hygiene in my teeth too much. 555 00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:23,380 No. 556 00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:24,860 And I like my jaw. 557 00:21:24,860 --> 00:21:26,180 Yeah. 558 00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:27,420 Sorry, I got lock jaw. 559 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:28,260 Can't do that. 560 00:21:28,260 --> 00:21:29,100 You know. 561 00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:29,940 Oh, shit. 562 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:30,780 Shit. 563 00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:35,540 But I do know that Botox is actually, 564 00:21:35,540 --> 00:21:38,820 I don't know if it's a loophole or if this is truth 565 00:21:38,820 --> 00:21:41,260 because I don't get migraines. 566 00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:42,100 I don't know if you do. 567 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:43,620 Do you get migraines? 568 00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:44,460 No. 569 00:21:44,460 --> 00:21:45,300 Okay. 570 00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:48,900 I don't either, but I do feel bad for the people that do. 571 00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:50,980 I was like, it's a fucking headache, 572 00:21:50,980 --> 00:21:55,140 but apparently they're way worse than a headache. 573 00:21:56,420 --> 00:21:57,260 So I don't know. 574 00:21:57,260 --> 00:22:01,220 But I do know that people that do have migraines, 575 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:06,220 they get Botox injections and it helps with their migraines. 576 00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:07,140 Oh, no shit. 577 00:22:07,140 --> 00:22:07,980 Yeah. 578 00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:10,540 I bet that's what originally it was probably intended for. 579 00:22:10,540 --> 00:22:12,980 And then people caught on like that ozempic for people. 580 00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:14,860 Like, have you heard of that? 581 00:22:14,860 --> 00:22:15,700 Yes. 582 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:18,540 It's for diabetes, but then everybody else is using it now. 583 00:22:18,540 --> 00:22:21,500 I guess they're curbed their appetite 584 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,900 or whatever the fuck so they can lose weight. 585 00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:24,820 Yeah. 586 00:22:24,820 --> 00:22:25,900 I think that's what it is. 587 00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:27,340 If I'm saying that correctly. 588 00:22:27,340 --> 00:22:29,660 I think that's what it is as well. 589 00:22:29,660 --> 00:22:33,980 But yeah, it's just so crazy that they get, 590 00:22:33,980 --> 00:22:38,020 they're like, hey, I noticed that my fucking bitch face, 591 00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:41,140 fucking frown line is gone. 592 00:22:41,140 --> 00:22:45,140 Now that I'm getting these Botox injections for my migraines. 593 00:22:45,140 --> 00:22:50,140 Don't Crawford no more. 594 00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:51,660 Shit. 595 00:22:51,660 --> 00:22:55,300 I've never had a Botox injection. 596 00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:56,460 Have you? 597 00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:57,420 No, I haven't. 598 00:22:57,420 --> 00:22:58,260 Yeah. 599 00:22:58,260 --> 00:22:59,100 Yeah. 600 00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:01,500 And after doing just the castor oil on my eyelids, 601 00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:02,740 I don't even think I, 602 00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:05,260 I probably have the worst allergic reaction 603 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:07,580 just from Botox, I'm assuming. 604 00:23:07,580 --> 00:23:09,940 Fuck, my skin is so sensitive. 605 00:23:09,940 --> 00:23:11,220 I'm like a little baby. 606 00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:16,220 Girl, I remember I wanted to get a breast implants. 607 00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:17,820 I'll say it with me, 608 00:23:17,820 --> 00:23:18,660 but then you know what? 609 00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:20,380 You have to get them removed like every 10 years 610 00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:21,220 and get a new set. 611 00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:23,380 And I'm just like, oh, I'm not doing that shit. 612 00:23:23,380 --> 00:23:26,140 I'm glad I wasn't able to get them 613 00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:28,940 unless I drove to Mexico or some shit, but. 614 00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:29,780 But. 615 00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:33,620 I fucking glad. 616 00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:35,820 I could see you in the alley just like, yeah. 617 00:23:35,820 --> 00:23:36,820 I need Botox. 618 00:23:36,820 --> 00:23:38,140 Yeah. 619 00:23:38,140 --> 00:23:39,980 Fucking shit. 620 00:23:39,980 --> 00:23:41,740 I was just there like, 621 00:23:41,740 --> 00:23:44,540 you know you have a hole in your heart. 622 00:23:44,540 --> 00:23:45,940 And I was like, oh, fuck yeah, I do. 623 00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:47,060 But you do? 624 00:23:47,060 --> 00:23:48,220 Yeah. 625 00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:49,700 Yeah. 626 00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:51,220 That's why you're a heartless bitch. 627 00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:52,780 I guess so. 628 00:23:52,780 --> 00:23:55,100 Maybe I have a hole in my heart too. 629 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:58,380 I need to find out why I'm such a cold selfish bitch at times. 630 00:23:58,380 --> 00:24:00,580 I was like, shit, I fucking know. 631 00:24:00,580 --> 00:24:01,420 I know. 632 00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:06,380 But I didn't think it was that bad 633 00:24:06,380 --> 00:24:10,540 because the hole was smaller than the size of a dime. 634 00:24:11,980 --> 00:24:14,100 That's a big fucking hole, bitch. 635 00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:16,820 Yeah, I know, but they put a little sponge in there 636 00:24:16,820 --> 00:24:18,980 and then they like, when I was a kid. 637 00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:22,420 And so do they have to take that sponge out 638 00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:23,740 every now and then or what? 639 00:24:23,740 --> 00:24:24,780 I guess not. 640 00:24:24,780 --> 00:24:26,940 I've been living fucking 43 years. 641 00:24:26,940 --> 00:24:27,780 Fuck. 642 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:30,380 What the fuck? 643 00:24:30,380 --> 00:24:31,980 That does not sound right. 644 00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:33,900 Yeah, I don't know. 645 00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:35,500 Yeah, I'm like, oh shit. 646 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:37,500 I have birth defects. 647 00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:38,540 I don't fucking know. 648 00:24:38,540 --> 00:24:41,540 But yeah, I'm still kicking. 649 00:24:41,540 --> 00:24:43,580 So I guess I don't fucking know. 650 00:24:43,580 --> 00:24:47,500 I don't have any problems, but who knows? 651 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:51,940 But they said they would not give me breast implants. 652 00:24:51,940 --> 00:24:53,940 And I was because of the hole in your heart? 653 00:24:53,940 --> 00:24:55,700 Yeah, and the wrist. 654 00:24:55,700 --> 00:25:00,700 And I'm actually glad because back then it would have been, 655 00:25:00,940 --> 00:25:01,780 what is it? 656 00:25:01,780 --> 00:25:03,180 It was that silicone, 657 00:25:03,180 --> 00:25:05,500 but now they do something different. 658 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:06,340 How? 659 00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:07,540 I think it's saline. 660 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:09,100 Yeah, yeah, now it's saline. 661 00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:11,580 But if I would have fucking got breast implants, 662 00:25:11,580 --> 00:25:13,660 it would have been fucking silicone. 663 00:25:13,660 --> 00:25:15,500 And back in the, I'll go ahead. 664 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:20,020 I'm just saying, like, yeah, that's really bad, right? 665 00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:22,820 The fucking silicone. 666 00:25:22,820 --> 00:25:24,940 And then back in the day, they used to, 667 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:28,540 like, are they used to cut off your nip or your areola? 668 00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:29,820 Yeah, proper. 669 00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:31,180 And then stick it in that way, 670 00:25:31,180 --> 00:25:34,580 which, and then so you would have the anchor, 671 00:25:34,580 --> 00:25:38,300 you would end up with an anchor, what's it called? 672 00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:41,060 Like an anchor on the underneath of your nipple. 673 00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:42,060 What's a scar? 674 00:25:42,060 --> 00:25:43,220 Yeah. 675 00:25:43,220 --> 00:25:46,700 But now they shoot it up through your fucking belly button. 676 00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:48,500 Yeah, or your arm. 677 00:25:50,260 --> 00:25:51,700 I would rather have it through the belly button 678 00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:52,860 because if you do your underarm, 679 00:25:52,860 --> 00:25:54,900 you're gonna have a fucking big ass scar there too, right? 680 00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:56,660 Well, they just put a little tube 681 00:25:56,660 --> 00:25:58,380 and they put the like balloon in there 682 00:25:58,380 --> 00:26:00,420 and they just like, oh, just blow them up. 683 00:26:00,420 --> 00:26:02,260 Yeah, fuck. 684 00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:03,620 I mean, I looked into this shit 685 00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:05,620 because I was really, really wanting them. 686 00:26:05,620 --> 00:26:09,340 I was really wanting them, but then I was like, 687 00:26:09,340 --> 00:26:10,180 you know what? 688 00:26:10,180 --> 00:26:11,020 You know what? 689 00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:12,100 I'm kickboxing and shit. 690 00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:15,220 Like, last thing I needed is someone to just, like, yeah. 691 00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:16,060 You know what? 692 00:26:16,060 --> 00:26:20,860 I had a, I knew somebody that I guess that she would work, 693 00:26:20,860 --> 00:26:22,980 or she was very active in working out. 694 00:26:22,980 --> 00:26:25,740 And one of her boobs, boobs, 695 00:26:25,740 --> 00:26:29,140 one of the silicone, not the silicone, 696 00:26:29,140 --> 00:26:30,500 the saline sacs or whatever, 697 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:33,260 it busted because she was so active 698 00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:34,820 with working out and everything. 699 00:26:34,820 --> 00:26:36,380 And I'm just like, oh, damn. 700 00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:37,220 Fuck, yeah. 701 00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:38,060 You know what? 702 00:26:38,060 --> 00:26:39,820 And that would just be my luck. 703 00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:40,660 Right? 704 00:26:40,660 --> 00:26:41,980 I mean, my body's gonna say, 705 00:26:41,980 --> 00:26:43,900 you have a foreign object in you. 706 00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:44,940 Exactly. 707 00:26:44,940 --> 00:26:47,620 I'm just gonna, it would just be a nightmare. 708 00:26:47,620 --> 00:26:48,780 So, yeah. 709 00:26:48,780 --> 00:26:50,580 My body would reject it too. 710 00:26:50,580 --> 00:26:52,700 Clat them over that little fucking phase 711 00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:54,540 where I'm trying to look cute and shit. 712 00:26:54,540 --> 00:26:55,660 Fuck that. 713 00:26:55,660 --> 00:26:56,900 You still look cute? 714 00:26:56,900 --> 00:26:58,140 I still look cute, yeah. 715 00:26:58,140 --> 00:26:59,420 Now I own it. Hello. 716 00:26:59,420 --> 00:27:00,260 I own it. 717 00:27:00,260 --> 00:27:01,860 There you go. 718 00:27:01,860 --> 00:27:02,980 I own it. 719 00:27:02,980 --> 00:27:03,820 I'm like, I'm sorry, 720 00:27:03,820 --> 00:27:07,300 you have a hard time finding a shirt that fits you 721 00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:09,540 because I don't have that problem. 722 00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:15,260 Oh my God, you're hilarious. 723 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:19,420 That's so crazy. 724 00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:21,420 Speaking of body parts, 725 00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:24,340 I was at the gym earlier this week 726 00:27:24,340 --> 00:27:26,980 and there was a commercial for Secret. 727 00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:29,100 Do you know that Secret deodorant? 728 00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:31,180 They have a whole body spray? 729 00:27:31,180 --> 00:27:32,020 What? 730 00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:33,020 No. 731 00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:34,140 That's what I said. 732 00:27:34,140 --> 00:27:38,260 And why was the bitch on the fucking screen 733 00:27:38,260 --> 00:27:39,580 for the commercial? 734 00:27:39,580 --> 00:27:40,580 Why did she pick up? 735 00:27:40,580 --> 00:27:42,380 It's like the aerosol spray. 736 00:27:42,380 --> 00:27:43,220 Okay. 737 00:27:43,220 --> 00:27:44,340 She has it. 738 00:27:44,340 --> 00:27:45,580 Like she's getting ready to spray it, 739 00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:46,580 Pomona Ballets. 740 00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:49,820 Why did she open up her waistband on her sweats 741 00:27:49,820 --> 00:27:50,820 and sprays it down there? 742 00:27:50,820 --> 00:27:51,900 No. 743 00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:54,380 And I'm like, excuse me, 744 00:27:54,380 --> 00:27:57,940 A and B, take a bar of soap and wash your snatch. 745 00:27:57,940 --> 00:28:00,940 I sure watched that bitch. 746 00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:02,620 What kind of fucking commercial is that? 747 00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:04,140 Like whole body spray 748 00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:05,900 and you're going to spray your fucking snatch 749 00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:08,180 or in your groin area, whatever. 750 00:28:08,180 --> 00:28:09,860 Yeah. 751 00:28:09,860 --> 00:28:11,580 You're going to spray your FUPA. 752 00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:12,580 What the fuck? 753 00:28:12,580 --> 00:28:15,620 And are you wearing undies or your commando? 754 00:28:15,620 --> 00:28:16,740 Like what the fuck are you doing? 755 00:28:16,740 --> 00:28:17,940 I don't know, man. 756 00:28:17,940 --> 00:28:19,300 I was just like, what the? 757 00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:22,500 I'm like, wow, I was not expecting that for a commercial. 758 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:23,500 You know what? 759 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:26,940 They're probably trying to like compete with that. 760 00:28:26,940 --> 00:28:28,780 Was it Loomi? 761 00:28:28,780 --> 00:28:30,380 That, that Loomi? 762 00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:31,380 Oh, I saw that. 763 00:28:31,380 --> 00:28:32,380 I saw that. 764 00:28:32,380 --> 00:28:33,380 Yeah. 765 00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:36,860 It's like a body deodorant lotion or something. 766 00:28:36,860 --> 00:28:37,860 Yeah. 767 00:28:37,860 --> 00:28:38,860 I want to say. 768 00:28:38,860 --> 00:28:40,780 You fucking rub it on your FUPA. 769 00:28:40,780 --> 00:28:42,220 You rub it on your pits. 770 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,380 You rub it like everywhere. 771 00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:44,380 Your FASA. 772 00:28:44,380 --> 00:28:45,380 Everywhere. 773 00:28:45,380 --> 00:28:46,380 You just fucking rub it. 774 00:28:46,380 --> 00:28:47,380 Rub it. 775 00:28:47,380 --> 00:28:48,380 Rub it. 776 00:28:48,380 --> 00:28:49,380 Rub it. 777 00:28:49,380 --> 00:28:50,380 Rub it. 778 00:28:50,380 --> 00:28:51,380 If I rub that on my fucking snatch, 779 00:28:51,380 --> 00:28:54,060 it's not fucking soap or lotion. 780 00:28:54,060 --> 00:28:56,380 It's aerosol spray. 781 00:28:56,380 --> 00:28:57,380 What the fuck? 782 00:28:57,380 --> 00:28:59,660 That is fucking crazy. 783 00:28:59,660 --> 00:29:01,660 I, I don't know. 784 00:29:01,660 --> 00:29:07,540 What is, like these commercials, these commercials, like, yeah, that is, I've never seen that 785 00:29:07,540 --> 00:29:09,100 commercial, but secret. 786 00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:10,100 Yeah. 787 00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:11,540 You're going to watch when you see it now. 788 00:29:11,540 --> 00:29:12,780 You'll be like, what the fuck? 789 00:29:12,780 --> 00:29:17,940 Oh, I'm like, did I just see what I, did I just see what I saw or did I just saw what 790 00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:18,940 I saw? 791 00:29:18,940 --> 00:29:19,940 Harvey say it? 792 00:29:19,940 --> 00:29:20,940 Yeah. 793 00:29:20,940 --> 00:29:21,940 I'm like, girl. 794 00:29:21,940 --> 00:29:25,140 And then they talk about, there's that other, I don't know if you've seen this commercial 795 00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:31,540 where I think it's like some type of fucking, I don't know, herbal. 796 00:29:31,540 --> 00:29:35,980 I don't know if it's a pill or something, but it's all about pooping. 797 00:29:35,980 --> 00:29:38,460 And they're like, yes, girl, we all do it. 798 00:29:38,460 --> 00:29:41,260 And they're like just sitting on toilets and shit. 799 00:29:41,260 --> 00:29:44,860 Like, no, I haven't seen that one. 800 00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:46,060 I don't even know what it's called. 801 00:29:46,060 --> 00:29:47,060 I should have. 802 00:29:47,060 --> 00:29:49,820 I bet I'll see it next week or next week at the gym when I'm. 803 00:29:49,820 --> 00:29:51,060 We all do it. 804 00:29:51,060 --> 00:29:52,140 Yeah, you do it. 805 00:29:52,140 --> 00:29:53,140 I do it. 806 00:29:53,140 --> 00:29:54,140 We all do it. 807 00:29:54,140 --> 00:29:55,140 Yes. 808 00:29:55,140 --> 00:29:56,140 Women do it. 809 00:29:56,140 --> 00:30:00,140 And they're just sitting on a fucking toilet and they're talking about shit. 810 00:30:00,140 --> 00:30:02,940 And it's like, what the fuck is going on? 811 00:30:02,940 --> 00:30:03,940 What is going on? 812 00:30:03,940 --> 00:30:04,940 I don't know. 813 00:30:04,940 --> 00:30:05,940 I don't know. 814 00:30:05,940 --> 00:30:06,940 I don't know. 815 00:30:06,940 --> 00:30:07,940 I don't know. 816 00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:09,980 I don't really watch too much TV. 817 00:30:09,980 --> 00:30:12,660 I'm usually Netflixing something or whatever. 818 00:30:12,660 --> 00:30:16,620 But right when I do, I'm just, what the fuck? 819 00:30:16,620 --> 00:30:17,620 What the commercial? 820 00:30:17,620 --> 00:30:18,620 Yeah. 821 00:30:18,620 --> 00:30:19,620 What is going on? 822 00:30:19,620 --> 00:30:20,620 I'm just superboring. 823 00:30:20,620 --> 00:30:22,620 Is this really what's going on? 824 00:30:22,620 --> 00:30:23,620 Fucking nuts. 825 00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:24,620 It's nuts. 826 00:30:24,620 --> 00:30:25,620 I don't get it. 827 00:30:25,620 --> 00:30:26,620 I don't know. 828 00:30:26,620 --> 00:30:28,620 This is, yeah, freaking crazy. 829 00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:29,620 What? 830 00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:30,620 I can't believe secret. 831 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:31,620 Dang it, secret. 832 00:30:31,620 --> 00:30:33,620 I'm going to, and I use secret deodorant. 833 00:30:33,620 --> 00:30:34,620 Yeah, I use Dove. 834 00:30:34,620 --> 00:30:35,620 Oh, you know what? 835 00:30:35,620 --> 00:30:36,620 I was using Dove for a while. 836 00:30:36,620 --> 00:30:37,620 But I use Dove. 837 00:30:37,620 --> 00:30:38,620 Yeah. 838 00:30:38,620 --> 00:30:43,620 And, and, but the good thing about us Islanders is that we're not going to use it. 839 00:30:43,620 --> 00:30:44,620 We're not going to use it. 840 00:30:44,620 --> 00:30:45,620 We're not going to use it. 841 00:30:45,620 --> 00:30:46,620 We're not going to use it. 842 00:30:46,620 --> 00:30:49,620 We're not going to use it. 843 00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:50,620 Yeah. 844 00:30:50,620 --> 00:30:54,620 And, and, and, but the good thing about us Islanders or us little, you know, 845 00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:58,620 our little Asian persuasion, we, we don't like, I don't, I don't really, 846 00:30:58,620 --> 00:30:59,620 I thank you. 847 00:30:59,620 --> 00:31:05,620 To the heavens above. Like I don't really have to battle with body odor. 848 00:31:05,620 --> 00:31:06,620 So much. 849 00:31:06,620 --> 00:31:10,620 I just, oh, I, I don't, oh, I shouldn't say I do, but if I'm working out or 850 00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:13,620 whatever, then I'm just like, Oh, I smell. 851 00:31:13,620 --> 00:31:14,620 Yeah. 852 00:31:14,620 --> 00:31:18,620 I'm not going to be working out or take a, like when I do a 5k or whatnot. 853 00:31:18,620 --> 00:31:22,620 It's like, I know I smell, or it's just like, I just smell sweaty, 854 00:31:22,620 --> 00:31:26,620 but it's not like that gross, like, oh yeah. 855 00:31:26,620 --> 00:31:27,620 No. Yeah. 856 00:31:27,620 --> 00:31:31,620 I agree. But then people probably like, you probably think your shit doesn't 857 00:31:31,620 --> 00:31:33,620 stink. Well, guess what it does. 858 00:31:33,620 --> 00:31:35,620 Yeah. 859 00:31:35,620 --> 00:31:38,620 But I'm not doing a commercial sitting on the pot with everybody else. 860 00:31:38,620 --> 00:31:39,620 Yeah. Exactly. 861 00:31:39,620 --> 00:31:44,620 And I never like took off my shoes and it was just like, sour ranch, 862 00:31:44,620 --> 00:31:45,620 like nasty. 863 00:31:45,620 --> 00:31:49,620 I never understood that how like some people's feet would stink like that 864 00:31:49,620 --> 00:31:51,620 when they take their shoes off. 865 00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:52,620 Yeah. Like what? 866 00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:56,620 And you know, we take our shoes off before we come into somebody's house or 867 00:31:56,620 --> 00:31:57,620 what? 868 00:31:57,620 --> 00:32:01,620 Yeah. And, but I'm just like, they must not wash their socks or their feet 869 00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:02,620 or both. 870 00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:06,620 Or they're like jumping in fucking puddles and just like letting that shit. 871 00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:08,620 Oh, I don't know what the fuck is going on. 872 00:32:08,620 --> 00:32:15,620 But yeah, that's that's I, I mean, I'm sorry if you have that problem. 873 00:32:15,620 --> 00:32:17,620 And he listened to his butt. 874 00:32:17,620 --> 00:32:19,620 But how did they get that problem? 875 00:32:19,620 --> 00:32:22,620 That's what I never understood. Yeah. I don't know. 876 00:32:22,620 --> 00:32:26,620 I don't know if it's like hygienic, like they're hygiene or if it's, 877 00:32:26,620 --> 00:32:29,620 you know, DNA or just, I don't know, but. 878 00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:34,620 Clearly there's bacteria somewhere to make that fucking smell stomp or 879 00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:35,620 whatever. 880 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:38,620 Like, yeah, just that's, that's pretty horrid. 881 00:32:38,620 --> 00:32:42,620 I don't know. I don't know. And I, yeah, I don't know. 882 00:32:42,620 --> 00:32:46,620 And I've seen people with their shirts and their pits. 883 00:32:46,620 --> 00:32:48,620 Like it's like that yellow. 884 00:32:48,620 --> 00:32:53,620 Yeah, our black. Yes. What the fuck is that? 885 00:32:53,620 --> 00:32:56,620 Like, I don't know. Like I've never had that. 886 00:32:56,620 --> 00:33:01,620 I never have, but I have like when I used to wear white t-shirts, 887 00:33:01,620 --> 00:33:05,620 like after, well, after so many washes, you know, if you don't use 888 00:33:05,620 --> 00:33:07,620 bleach, like get all dingy or whatever, right? 889 00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:09,620 Maybe that's because of that. 890 00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:12,620 But why is it black sometimes? I don't know. 891 00:33:12,620 --> 00:33:16,620 That's, I know. 892 00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:21,620 I know. This is pretty like, I don't know. 893 00:33:21,620 --> 00:33:23,620 I don't know what's going on there. 894 00:33:23,620 --> 00:33:26,620 I think it's just like a different breed of humans. 895 00:33:26,620 --> 00:33:30,620 Like I don't fucking know, but yeah. 896 00:33:30,620 --> 00:33:35,620 Not me. Not me, not you, but that's just pretty good. 897 00:33:35,620 --> 00:33:38,620 God, yeah. So gross. 898 00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:41,620 You know, I'm glad. No, go ahead. 899 00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:44,620 I was going to ask if you talked to your dad already today since 900 00:33:44,620 --> 00:33:45,620 you talked to him last time. 901 00:33:45,620 --> 00:33:49,620 I did because I told him the good news that I, I was like, 902 00:33:49,620 --> 00:33:52,620 who can I share this shit with? I fucking won. 903 00:33:52,620 --> 00:33:56,620 And it wasn't rigged. It wasn't rigged. It was legit. 904 00:33:56,620 --> 00:33:58,620 I won. I fucking won. 905 00:33:58,620 --> 00:34:03,620 And, and you know, I hate losing. So that's just like the cherry on 906 00:34:03,620 --> 00:34:05,620 top of the cake. 907 00:34:05,620 --> 00:34:10,620 That's right. Yeah. That's right. That's right. That's right. 908 00:34:10,620 --> 00:34:13,620 I'm going to, I'm not going to put in my name and no raffle if 909 00:34:13,620 --> 00:34:16,620 I'm going to lose because I'm going to go home all but hurt and 910 00:34:16,620 --> 00:34:19,620 shit. My name flip over that, that patio. 911 00:34:19,620 --> 00:34:22,620 Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to kick all these chairs. 912 00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:25,620 I don't give a fuck. 913 00:34:25,620 --> 00:34:30,620 I don't even come here. I hate my life. Right. 914 00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:34,620 Yeah. So I had to call pops. 915 00:34:34,620 --> 00:34:39,620 It was like, guess what? I won. He said, you know, you know what 916 00:34:39,620 --> 00:34:42,620 pop says? Hey, that's great. 917 00:34:42,620 --> 00:34:45,620 But he does that to me all the time. 918 00:34:45,620 --> 00:34:47,620 Hey, that's great. 919 00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:51,620 And he says it like a little song type fucking shit. 920 00:34:51,620 --> 00:34:53,620 And I know he's just fucking with me. 921 00:34:53,620 --> 00:34:57,620 He's just like, right, dad? Well, you can't sit on my new patio 922 00:34:57,620 --> 00:35:01,620 chairs. If you ever come visit me, right? 923 00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:04,620 You can hang out in the back with the new trio though. Yeah. 924 00:35:04,620 --> 00:35:08,620 You can go on a lounge chair with the garter sakes and the fucking 925 00:35:08,620 --> 00:35:11,620 new trio. 926 00:35:11,620 --> 00:35:14,620 Yeah. 927 00:35:14,620 --> 00:35:17,620 Yeah. It's just so fucking funny. 928 00:35:17,620 --> 00:35:22,620 Fucking love him. Oh yeah. But God, I hope my family doesn't 929 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:28,620 do this. But my mom calls me. 930 00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:31,620 She's like saying something to me. 931 00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:33,620 I picked up the phone and I'm like, Hey, yeah. 932 00:35:33,620 --> 00:35:35,620 And I'm trying to tell her the same thing. 933 00:35:35,620 --> 00:35:37,620 Like, guess what? I fucking want to date. 934 00:35:37,620 --> 00:35:43,620 She's up. Well, that's not nothing interesting to hear. 935 00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:46,620 Your mom is such a hater. You need to stop talking to her. 936 00:35:46,620 --> 00:35:49,620 I know that's the worst thing or advice to tell you because 937 00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:53,620 that's your mom, but she really is Debbie Downer and she is just 938 00:35:53,620 --> 00:35:56,620 not productive. 939 00:35:56,620 --> 00:35:59,620 You know, and yes. 940 00:35:59,620 --> 00:36:04,620 So I just said, well, you know, I'm very elated. 941 00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:09,620 I'm very happy. And this is as happy as I've been in a few months. 942 00:36:09,620 --> 00:36:13,620 Like my heart actually feels warm. I feel like my heart is smiling. 943 00:36:13,620 --> 00:36:15,620 Like fuck, I don't give a fuck. 944 00:36:15,620 --> 00:36:17,620 With the little tampon that's plugging the hole. 945 00:36:17,620 --> 00:36:19,620 Yeah. Yes. 946 00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:21,620 Bitch. 947 00:36:21,620 --> 00:36:27,620 She's like, yeah, you remind me of your father. 948 00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:32,620 That's right. And then I was just like, I hope you have room in your closet. 949 00:36:32,620 --> 00:36:37,620 She's like, what? I'm like, cause you're going to need somewhere to hang this up. 950 00:36:37,620 --> 00:36:41,620 Click. 951 00:36:41,620 --> 00:36:44,620 See, I love you so much. 952 00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:47,620 I love you too. 953 00:36:47,620 --> 00:36:50,620 Yeah. 954 00:36:50,620 --> 00:36:52,620 Look at me, look at me. 955 00:36:52,620 --> 00:36:54,620 You're in there for that toxic environment. 956 00:36:54,620 --> 00:36:56,620 I'd say goodbye. 957 00:36:56,620 --> 00:36:58,620 Yeah, but that was fucking great. 958 00:36:58,620 --> 00:37:01,620 I need to use that line, but I never really talked on the phone. 959 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:05,620 I'm just like bye bye bat like I'm not today. 960 00:37:05,620 --> 00:37:07,620 You're gonna feel my thunder. 961 00:37:07,620 --> 00:37:09,620 Shit. 962 00:37:09,620 --> 00:37:11,620 Yeah. 963 00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:15,780 I'm sorry, the winter's not really over yet and plus it's snowing so maybe in the next couple months 964 00:37:15,780 --> 00:37:16,900 Oh, yeah for sure 965 00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:20,180 I can't wait because you know I have a whole process 966 00:37:20,180 --> 00:37:24,060 I have to pressure wash the patio and all that 967 00:37:24,060 --> 00:37:31,260 I got to pressure wash the hot tub because I'm definitely not one of them to just go in the hot tub when it's snowing and 968 00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:37,300 Some people say is therapeutic you get in there and then you like jump out and you freeze and get cold 969 00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:42,940 Because it's like one of those shocking like like those. Yeah. Yeah, not me 970 00:37:42,940 --> 00:37:48,580 I one drop of water on my fucking hair and it's over so I I spend too much time 971 00:37:48,980 --> 00:37:50,980 Straightening it and so 972 00:37:51,460 --> 00:37:55,540 No, not gonna is your patio set did it come with an umbrella? 973 00:37:56,060 --> 00:38:03,020 No, it's more of a just it's more of a little like table with like a glass top and oh, okay 974 00:38:03,020 --> 00:38:07,180 Yeah, it's just a little but that's fine because I'm planning remember 975 00:38:07,180 --> 00:38:13,360 I don't know if I I think I told you but I had the whole blueprint for the patio that I want to just go over 976 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:18,260 Yeah, yeah, were you gonna get that done this summer though? I sure hope so 977 00:38:19,460 --> 00:38:23,580 Okay, I sure hope so with inflation and the price of lumber 978 00:38:23,980 --> 00:38:29,500 It's kind of like I could buy myself a fucking Mercedes, but you know 979 00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:37,340 It's just crazy you think that there's so many fucking trees here in Oregon and it would be cheaper, but yeah 980 00:38:38,820 --> 00:38:45,860 You need to have your son start chopping the wood. I know Jesus was a carpenter. Why can't you be one? 981 00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:51,460 He's like no, that's haze is the garden 982 00:38:53,580 --> 00:38:55,580 It was it was Joe Sue 983 00:38:56,180 --> 00:38:58,180 right 984 00:38:58,180 --> 00:39:04,740 And I use it call my fucking gardener Joe Sue and he's all by the way, it's whole sway well fuck 985 00:39:05,140 --> 00:39:07,700 It's not on the fucking receipt 986 00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:11,580 J O E S you eat. I was like this motherfucker 987 00:39:12,180 --> 00:39:16,780 He stole somebody's fucking identity, but that's okay. I give him props 988 00:39:17,940 --> 00:39:19,940 Remember what somebody stole your identity? 989 00:39:20,580 --> 00:39:21,860 Yes 990 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:28,220 Are they still doing that or they stole like did you finally get that handle? Yeah, I fucking did that was fucking insane 991 00:39:28,860 --> 00:39:35,260 That like took for fucking ever. I know yeah, so how did it get resolved then? 992 00:39:35,580 --> 00:39:39,180 Man, that was that was some bullshit because that was like 20 993 00:39:39,180 --> 00:39:49,420 years ago or that's when I first met you I want to say yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I was like I know everybody wants to be me, but you just can't 994 00:39:52,180 --> 00:39:56,700 Yeah, well, I totally forgot about that. Yeah, that was fucking insane 995 00:39:57,180 --> 00:40:00,100 That was so they thought it fucked your credit up, right? 996 00:40:01,140 --> 00:40:05,060 Well, it did but I I fought it because they were just using 997 00:40:06,420 --> 00:40:08,420 everything to just 998 00:40:08,420 --> 00:40:10,620 You know be me I guess and 999 00:40:11,980 --> 00:40:16,460 Yeah, it was so horrible. I it was I had massive I 1000 00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:22,500 Had I think I paid over back then I paid over five grand 1001 00:40:22,740 --> 00:40:28,860 To just fucking fix everything and it took at least three fucking years to get it 1002 00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:34,180 Yeah, I was just gonna say it's such a long process. Yeah. Yeah, it was horrible 1003 00:40:34,180 --> 00:40:40,740 And I was just like and but that was back before there was like Facebook was super huge 1004 00:40:40,860 --> 00:40:46,060 It was back before, you know tick-tock and all that shit and social media 1005 00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:53,340 Yeah, there was no Venmo and PayPal and Apple pay. There was none of that. Thank God because I couldn't even imagine 1006 00:40:53,820 --> 00:41:00,100 The right I would have to go through if all that shit was available then it was horrible 1007 00:41:00,100 --> 00:41:06,100 It was horrible. Yeah. Yeah, it was fucking horrible and and I paid so much fucking money 1008 00:41:06,100 --> 00:41:13,980 I had to pay to get my shit removed from like Google and all these fucking sites and all this shit because you wait 1009 00:41:13,980 --> 00:41:21,380 Well, what was that on Google or what? Yeah, because they were doing like different like my space accounts like this 1010 00:41:21,380 --> 00:41:29,500 Guess oh my god. Yeah, right. Yeah, it was horrible and the bank was trying to like blacklist me and all kinds of 1011 00:41:30,620 --> 00:41:32,620 It was crazy 1012 00:41:33,220 --> 00:41:35,220 Thank you for reminding me 1013 00:41:35,980 --> 00:41:41,260 I just popped in my head when I don't even remember what you said that triggered it, but I was just like fuck 1014 00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:48,420 Yeah, that was it was that was a nightmare. I think I I think you fucking let me your shoulder a few times to fucking cry 1015 00:41:48,420 --> 00:41:54,060 Like yeah, I just remember you called and I was just like I was just like totally like what the fuck 1016 00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:56,300 Yeah 1017 00:41:56,300 --> 00:42:01,220 Fucking it was that was that was yeah, that's probably one of the worst fucking yeah 1018 00:42:01,860 --> 00:42:04,500 Shit or that goes yeah, that goes in the books 1019 00:42:06,180 --> 00:42:08,180 My book 1020 00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:11,260 Shit 1021 00:42:11,260 --> 00:42:17,600 Oh gosh, thank goodness and hence why I am NOT online anymore. I'm all scared and shit 1022 00:42:19,340 --> 00:42:21,340 Well, I mean you do have a point 1023 00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:24,900 Yeah, I'm just like because I'm not so tech savvy 1024 00:42:24,980 --> 00:42:28,780 so I will that's like why mess with it if I I 1025 00:42:29,060 --> 00:42:33,780 Don't know when people are like well you can put on private and you can do this with your settings and you're gotta like 1026 00:42:33,780 --> 00:42:40,060 Fuck and that's just way too much like I just feel like an old-ass bitch where I'm like, I don't I I don't I don't have time for that 1027 00:42:40,060 --> 00:42:42,060 I just don't. 1028 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,060 I just, I'll just. 1029 00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:44,060 Well, that's what you have me for. 1030 00:42:44,060 --> 00:42:45,060 I just send you the links. 1031 00:42:45,060 --> 00:42:46,060 Yeah. 1032 00:42:46,060 --> 00:42:47,060 No. 1033 00:42:47,060 --> 00:42:48,060 No. 1034 00:42:48,060 --> 00:42:51,060 Text you and just, Hey, Medusa. 1035 00:42:51,060 --> 00:42:55,060 So did you hear about something? Cause I heard about something. 1036 00:42:55,060 --> 00:42:57,060 And can you look it up online? 1037 00:42:57,060 --> 00:43:01,060 So speaking of social media, I didn't send it to you yet. 1038 00:43:01,060 --> 00:43:03,060 You know who Sean Strickland is from the UFC? 1039 00:43:03,060 --> 00:43:04,060 Yes. 1040 00:43:04,060 --> 00:43:05,060 Okay. 1041 00:43:05,060 --> 00:43:08,060 So I guess it was his birthday, like yesterday or maybe this past weekend. 1042 00:43:08,060 --> 00:43:09,060 I don't know how old the post is. 1043 00:43:09,060 --> 00:43:10,060 I need to find it. 1044 00:43:10,060 --> 00:43:13,060 So they have a surprise birthday party at his fucking house. 1045 00:43:13,060 --> 00:43:16,060 And you know, this guy, it just gets triggered for anything. 1046 00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:17,060 Yes. 1047 00:43:17,060 --> 00:43:18,060 I guess I fucking love him. 1048 00:43:18,060 --> 00:43:22,060 He walks into his fucking house and I guess they're getting ready to say 1049 00:43:22,060 --> 00:43:27,060 surprise and he fucking has a gun in his fucking waistband and he pulls it out. 1050 00:43:27,060 --> 00:43:28,060 Oh, 1051 00:43:28,060 --> 00:43:31,060 because he wasn't expecting all those people. 1052 00:43:31,060 --> 00:43:33,060 Oh, I think I saw that. 1053 00:43:33,060 --> 00:43:34,060 Yes. 1054 00:43:34,060 --> 00:43:37,060 I started, I started laughing so hard because I guess. 1055 00:43:37,060 --> 00:43:39,060 Whoever made, I guess put a song to it. 1056 00:43:39,060 --> 00:43:42,060 They're like, this is how dumb people die. 1057 00:43:42,060 --> 00:43:43,060 Yeah. 1058 00:43:43,060 --> 00:43:45,060 I'm like, yeah. 1059 00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:48,060 So, uh, yeah, he, I guess he was getting ready to. 1060 00:43:48,060 --> 00:43:49,060 You, you. 1061 00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:53,060 Girl, you know, that would be us. Like just like, one, 1062 00:43:53,060 --> 00:43:56,060 I hate surprise birthday parties. Like just please. 1063 00:43:56,060 --> 00:44:00,060 And I don't think I have enough friends to even fucking congregate and do that 1064 00:44:00,060 --> 00:44:01,060 for me. 1065 00:44:01,060 --> 00:44:04,060 So thank God, but everybody's safe. 1066 00:44:04,060 --> 00:44:05,060 Everybody's safe. 1067 00:44:05,060 --> 00:44:07,060 Everybody's safe. 1068 00:44:07,060 --> 00:44:10,060 Just no, no 45 tours long here. 1069 00:44:10,060 --> 00:44:13,060 No, no, no. 1070 00:44:13,060 --> 00:44:14,060 Oh, I know. 1071 00:44:14,060 --> 00:44:17,060 And I was just buying, I was just buying, I was, 1072 00:44:17,060 --> 00:44:20,060 girl, I was just going and like going through all my ammo. 1073 00:44:20,060 --> 00:44:22,060 I'm like, what do I need? What do I need? 1074 00:44:22,060 --> 00:44:23,060 What do I need? 1075 00:44:23,060 --> 00:44:25,060 I was like, I need some more slugs, 1076 00:44:25,060 --> 00:44:27,060 like some shotgun for my judge. 1077 00:44:27,060 --> 00:44:32,060 And, and I'm actually going to freaking build this 1911. 1078 00:44:32,060 --> 00:44:35,060 I'm going to send you the site. 1079 00:44:35,060 --> 00:44:38,060 You sent me the, you sent me the, what's it called? 1080 00:44:38,060 --> 00:44:39,060 The web link. 1081 00:44:39,060 --> 00:44:41,060 For the 1911 where we can build it. 1082 00:44:41,060 --> 00:44:42,060 Yeah. 1083 00:44:42,060 --> 00:44:43,060 I want to say, yeah. 1084 00:44:43,060 --> 00:44:44,060 Girl, you could put, girl, 1085 00:44:44,060 --> 00:44:47,060 I just so want to make one just like a Nerf gun, 1086 00:44:47,060 --> 00:44:50,060 like type fucking look and just like the grips. 1087 00:44:50,060 --> 00:44:52,060 I, I customized it. 1088 00:44:52,060 --> 00:44:55,060 And it's like when you're buying a car online and you can customize it. 1089 00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:56,060 And yours is like, wow. 1090 00:44:56,060 --> 00:44:58,060 Well, I don't have 250,000. 1091 00:44:58,060 --> 00:44:59,060 I don't have a lot of money. 1092 00:44:59,060 --> 00:45:02,060 I don't have any. 1093 00:45:02,060 --> 00:45:04,060 I don't have any. 1094 00:45:04,060 --> 00:45:05,060 I don't have any. 1095 00:45:05,060 --> 00:45:07,060 I don't have any. 1096 00:45:07,060 --> 00:45:08,060 Wow. 1097 00:45:08,060 --> 00:45:10,060 Well, I don't have 250,000, but. 1098 00:45:10,060 --> 00:45:11,060 That's. 1099 00:45:11,060 --> 00:45:13,060 That's a cheaper angler I want. 1100 00:45:13,060 --> 00:45:15,060 I do that with guns all day long. 1101 00:45:15,060 --> 00:45:18,060 I'm just like, you sound like my brother. 1102 00:45:18,060 --> 00:45:19,060 All right. 1103 00:45:19,060 --> 00:45:21,060 That's a, that I'm like, well, you know, 1104 00:45:21,060 --> 00:45:23,060 I don't really have 10 grand to just drop on you. 1105 00:45:23,060 --> 00:45:24,060 But on my whistlist. 1106 00:45:24,060 --> 00:45:27,060 There you go. 1107 00:45:27,060 --> 00:45:28,060 Add it to my cart. 1108 00:45:28,060 --> 00:45:30,060 It's like, I don't have a lot of money. 1109 00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:32,060 I don't have a lot of money. 1110 00:45:32,060 --> 00:45:34,060 I don't have enough money to just drop on you. 1111 00:45:34,060 --> 00:45:35,060 Like, let's just go with it. 1112 00:45:35,060 --> 00:45:36,060 That's there. 1113 00:45:36,060 --> 00:45:37,060 Right. 1114 00:45:37,060 --> 00:45:38,060 Yeah. 1115 00:45:38,060 --> 00:45:41,060 I still need to get my Raptor back from my dad. 1116 00:45:41,060 --> 00:45:42,060 Like kind of a monkey. 1117 00:45:42,060 --> 00:45:43,060 You're what? 1118 00:45:43,060 --> 00:45:45,060 The 1911, the Kimber Raptor. 1119 00:45:45,060 --> 00:45:46,060 Got it. 1120 00:45:46,060 --> 00:45:47,060 Okay. 1121 00:45:47,060 --> 00:45:48,060 What? 1122 00:45:48,060 --> 00:45:50,060 You left it with him when you moved up there or what? 1123 00:45:50,060 --> 00:45:51,060 Yeah. 1124 00:45:51,060 --> 00:45:53,060 Remember when he took all of the. 1125 00:45:53,060 --> 00:45:54,060 Oh, you took all of that. 1126 00:45:54,060 --> 00:45:55,060 And then. 1127 00:45:55,060 --> 00:45:56,060 Yeah. 1128 00:45:56,060 --> 00:45:58,060 I don't know. 1129 00:45:58,060 --> 00:45:59,060 Thanks, dad. 1130 00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:00,060 Yeah. 1131 00:46:00,060 --> 00:46:02,060 And he's like, you know what, honey? 1132 00:46:02,060 --> 00:46:04,060 A beautiful girl like you doesn't need all this. 1133 00:46:04,060 --> 00:46:05,060 What do you do with all this? 1134 00:46:05,060 --> 00:46:07,060 I'm like, shut up. 1135 00:46:07,060 --> 00:46:09,060 Don't add it to your collection. 1136 00:46:09,060 --> 00:46:12,060 I worked hard for all that. 1137 00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:13,060 Right. 1138 00:46:13,060 --> 00:46:17,060 What do you need all this for? 1139 00:46:17,060 --> 00:46:20,060 I'm like, for fucking stress therapy. 1140 00:46:20,060 --> 00:46:22,060 It's a sore loser. 1141 00:46:22,060 --> 00:46:23,060 Did you forget? 1142 00:46:23,060 --> 00:46:24,060 Yeah. 1143 00:46:24,060 --> 00:46:26,060 I don't know. 1144 00:46:26,060 --> 00:46:27,060 I don't know. 1145 00:46:27,060 --> 00:46:28,060 I don't know. 1146 00:46:28,060 --> 00:46:29,060 I don't know. 1147 00:46:29,060 --> 00:46:30,060 I don't know. 1148 00:46:30,060 --> 00:46:31,060 I don't know. 1149 00:46:31,060 --> 00:46:34,060 I don't want to go to the fucking open range or the fucking 1150 00:46:34,060 --> 00:46:35,060 indoor range. 1151 00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:36,060 It helps. 1152 00:46:36,060 --> 00:46:38,060 Unless you want to buy me like a fucking punching bag or some 1153 00:46:38,060 --> 00:46:39,060 shit. 1154 00:46:39,060 --> 00:46:40,060 Like, I don't know. 1155 00:46:40,060 --> 00:46:41,060 Shit. 1156 00:46:41,060 --> 00:46:43,060 You're so cute. 1157 00:46:43,060 --> 00:46:44,060 Pomona. 1158 00:46:44,060 --> 00:46:45,060 I know. 1159 00:46:45,060 --> 00:46:46,060 No, no. 1160 00:46:46,060 --> 00:46:48,060 I'm just like, you know, innocent. 1161 00:46:48,060 --> 00:46:50,060 I guess there you go. 1162 00:46:50,060 --> 00:46:51,060 And so are you. 1163 00:46:51,060 --> 00:46:52,060 Yes. 1164 00:46:52,060 --> 00:46:54,060 I'm like, I don't know. 1165 00:46:54,060 --> 00:46:55,060 I don't know. 1166 00:46:55,060 --> 00:46:58,060 We'd throw punch or fly. 1167 00:46:58,060 --> 00:46:59,060 Oh girl. 1168 00:46:59,060 --> 00:47:00,060 Okay. 1169 00:47:00,060 --> 00:47:02,060 So thinking of the same. 1170 00:47:02,060 --> 00:47:04,060 Talking about throat punching. 1171 00:47:04,060 --> 00:47:05,060 So. 1172 00:47:05,060 --> 00:47:09,060 Again, I'm going to go back to work scenarios. 1173 00:47:09,060 --> 00:47:12,060 So I had to. 1174 00:47:12,060 --> 00:47:15,060 Put a few employees on this like mandatory little. 1175 00:47:15,060 --> 00:47:17,060 It's called town halls. 1176 00:47:17,060 --> 00:47:20,060 Town halls are when like the higher ups come. 1177 00:47:20,060 --> 00:47:22,060 And they just say, Hey, 1178 00:47:22,060 --> 00:47:24,060 this is what I don't like. 1179 00:47:24,060 --> 00:47:26,060 It's like free speech. 1180 00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:28,060 You don't get fired. 1181 00:47:28,060 --> 00:47:30,060 You don't get nothing like judged. 1182 00:47:30,060 --> 00:47:32,060 You can just say, Hey, I like this. 1183 00:47:32,060 --> 00:47:34,060 I think this is working. Hey, I think this. 1184 00:47:34,060 --> 00:47:36,060 You can say whatever. Hey, I don't like my department. 1185 00:47:36,060 --> 00:47:37,060 Superficio. 1186 00:47:37,060 --> 00:47:39,060 You just say whatever the hell you want. Right. 1187 00:47:39,060 --> 00:47:40,060 It's this town. 1188 00:47:40,060 --> 00:47:41,060 The whole town halls. 1189 00:47:41,060 --> 00:47:43,060 So I had to schedule. 1190 00:47:43,060 --> 00:47:44,060 I had to schedule. 1191 00:47:44,060 --> 00:47:45,060 I had to schedule. 1192 00:47:45,060 --> 00:47:46,060 I had to schedule. 1193 00:47:46,060 --> 00:47:47,060 I had to schedule. 1194 00:47:47,060 --> 00:47:48,060 I had to schedule. 1195 00:47:48,060 --> 00:47:50,060 I had to schedule. 1196 00:47:50,060 --> 00:47:51,060 I had to schedule. 1197 00:47:51,060 --> 00:47:52,060 I had to schedule. 1198 00:47:52,060 --> 00:47:54,060 I had to schedule. 1199 00:47:54,060 --> 00:47:55,060 I had to schedule. 1200 00:47:55,060 --> 00:47:56,060 So I had to schedule. 1201 00:47:56,060 --> 00:47:58,060 So I had to schedule a department. 1202 00:47:58,060 --> 00:48:00,060 For this town hall meeting. 1203 00:48:00,060 --> 00:48:01,060 And I did. 1204 00:48:01,060 --> 00:48:03,060 And there was one person that I didn't schedule. 1205 00:48:03,060 --> 00:48:05,060 Because why? 1206 00:48:05,060 --> 00:48:06,060 He was on vacation. 1207 00:48:06,060 --> 00:48:08,060 So why the fuck would I schedule him. 1208 00:48:08,060 --> 00:48:11,060 To come to this fucking meeting when he's on vacation. 1209 00:48:11,060 --> 00:48:12,060 Like, I don't know. 1210 00:48:12,060 --> 00:48:13,060 He might be in fucking Maui. 1211 00:48:13,060 --> 00:48:14,060 He might be in Fiji. 1212 00:48:14,060 --> 00:48:17,060 I don't, he might be in Jamaica. 1213 00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:23,340 I just made an executive decision to not fucking schedule him. No, it's called common sense 1214 00:48:23,340 --> 00:48:27,620 Right, you don't even need to make an executive decision. It's called common girl common sense 1215 00:48:27,620 --> 00:48:32,780 It's not common with people obviously so this fucking whale 1216 00:48:33,180 --> 00:48:35,680 comes to my office and 1217 00:48:36,020 --> 00:48:42,460 She's like I got your invite for the meeting blah blah blah. She goes, but I did realize that 1218 00:48:42,940 --> 00:48:46,660 You know Joe Smith is it on the invite? 1219 00:48:46,660 --> 00:48:53,220 Is there a reason first and foremost bitch? It ain't none of your goddamn business, but I 1220 00:48:53,740 --> 00:48:58,940 Just looked at her and I swear if I could punch her in the throat 1221 00:48:58,940 --> 00:49:02,980 I would but I couldn't because she had too many fucking chins like there's a 1222 00:49:07,660 --> 00:49:14,640 Seer I would I would punch you in the fucking throat for being a fucking tard the fuck out of my face, but 1223 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,600 Yeah, I'm not I'm not a mean person, but shit 1224 00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:23,360 Just out of here and she's one of those 1225 00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:29,320 God bless the big ins, but just cheese. She's the one that's just 1226 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:36,760 God, it's like honey boo boo's fucking mother. Oh, what did she say when you told did you tell her? Oh, I just said 1227 00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:42,520 One I go it's actually none of your business. Oh, I love you 1228 00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:48,240 And and to and I go into he's on vacation and she's up. Oh 1229 00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,360 Because I was just and then she does that laugh 1230 00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,520 Fucking schedule bitch. Yeah, you fucking 1231 00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:00,840 Blah 1232 00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:06,040 It was a day where I wasn't having it anyways, just get get out of here 1233 00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:11,480 Just get out of my face and I wish you didn't have so many goddamn 1234 00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:18,000 I it's like she's the bitch that eats a fucking burger and and catch up drops and it's like 1235 00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:22,000 Stained on her shirts like type shit like just 1236 00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:28,360 Just you can just tell it's like you have basically she uses a secret body spray 1237 00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:31,560 Yeah 1238 00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:33,560 Yeah 1239 00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:37,880 Fucking using a 1240 00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,440 scrubber snatch 1241 00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:56,080 Yeah, you know your ass can't you can't fit you get your arms your fat fucking arm can't fucking you can't even wipe your ass 1242 00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:58,280 Like there's no way 1243 00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:01,720 I can get out of my face Jesus 1244 00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:06,280 Acting like you're all smart and shit 1245 00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:11,720 I know but but you know what I have a big smile on my face because this is my therapy. Yeah, you go 1246 00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:15,240 What's my therapy? I just I just have to say it to the world 1247 00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:23,560 There's just Jesus just people people people people just you know what if you just keep your fucking mouth shut 1248 00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:25,800 Nobody will know you're stupid 1249 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:31,400 Nobody I would appreciate your silence. Yeah, they don't know if you're smart or stupid 1250 00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:35,400 They don't know just you know, it's just just just you know food for thought 1251 00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:41,240 Oh my god, I love you so fucking much 1252 00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:46,040 And I think we should end on that note because it's like 51 minutes. Oh damn. All right. Yeah 1253 00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:49,000 I guess we just ran to this whole one, but okay, that's right 1254 00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:52,840 But I did win I'm a winner today. So you're a winner today 1255 00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:57,720 I know patio tables were overthrown or thrown or tossed. Nope 1256 00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:00,600 Not none of that today 1257 00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:06,760 You have any last parting words pomenable? I do not I just hope that everybody has an awesome week coming up 1258 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,680 I do the same. I wish the same and uh 1259 00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:13,320 So the people who want to use or 1260 00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:17,720 Think about use the secret body spray just fucking take a shower 1261 00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:21,880 Yeah 1262 00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:27,960 Yep, I don't know. Okay on that note. We are out. Peace. Peace