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What up, Clint, Clint gang? Guess what? March 1st is this coming Friday, which means

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Feet Pose Maven, a foot model's diary, volume number 3, drops on Amazon for Kindle and Kindle Unlimited.

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Link is in the description.

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Best day, happy Sunday.

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Non-football Sunday.

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I know.

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Back to the grind.

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Confession. I got back into NBA basketball this year, I guess, or when my brother had the YouTube, the TV pass or whatever for NFL.

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I'm like, oh, fuck, I've missed basketball. So I don't know. I looked at the NBA pass. It's $80 for the year. And I'm like, oh, maybe I'll do that. But maybe I won't. Have I done it yet? No.

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Okay. Okay.

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Well, I'm there with you. I mean, my screen saver on my phone is 24. But RIP Bryant.

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Right. Who are you? Are you Laker?

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Because I'm an old head. I'm 1980s pistons and then the 90s bulls.

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All right. Everybody's like, what the fuck? I'm like, bitch, I'm 50. I don't know anything about these newbies.

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All I know is, fuck the Celtics.

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But I do like their Kelly Green fucking jerseys, though. That's my color green that I like that they wear all the time.

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St. Patrick's green, I guess. I don't know what color green that is, but I like that color green. But yeah, fuck the Celtics.

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So what's up?

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Well, I don't know about you when it comes to Janie, but Fenway, she normally gets her teeth cleaned once a year at the vet, right? So the vet charges astronomical only because they give her anesthesia so they can put her to sleep or she goes to sleep.

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I don't know what the proper term is so that they can properly scale her teeth and scaling is like they fucking, I don't know what they take a blade, I want to say, and they scale her teeth instead of brushing her teeth.

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So you only do it once a year.

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Harby's yet.

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$800. That's what I've been paying for the last 12 fucking years this year. I'm like, let me try the dog wash that I take her to to get her spa days done because once a month on a Sunday or on Sundays once a month, the teeth cleaning lady comes.

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And I'm like, okay, let's try this. I'm like, this is what's going on. She's always had anesthesia. This will be the first time. So hopefully she doesn't like, I don't know how you guys do it, but hopefully she behaves. I don't know.

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Girl, she fucking behave $200. I'm like, I saved $600.

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What?

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Yes.

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Fenway, you get treats all day long for mama.

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You're all ox tail bone for you, Fenway.

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No, Tata, her teeth are pearly white again. She's good for another 10 months.

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That's right.

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Yeah, Jenny don't get spoiled like that. She just gets her nails.

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Her nails did.

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Yeah, Fenway's breath was starting to stink and I was just like, it's about time. I'm like, yeah, it's 11 months. So she's do.

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I give her those dog dental sticks, but you know, that only does so much.

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Right. Yeah. And I've tried to brush her teeth. That's not happening.

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Is there like doggie toothpaste or you just use like a doggy toothpaste and I guess a toothbrush or you can use your, your finger or whatever, but I'm like, yeah, that's just not working.

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Oh, shit. I didn't know that.

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Yeah. So here we are.

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Hey, mama's day. Girl, it was 74 degrees here yesterday. I don't know what's going on, but and my eyes are back to being scratchy and dry because it was so windy yesterday.

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Like my eyes are just like, have you ever watched SpongeBob, an episode where he can't sleep? I don't know what episode it is. Probably all of them.

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And you know how his eyes look all red and everything and I'm like, that's how mine feel right fucking now. Just like, if I blink, you can hear the squeak, squeak.

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I'm so glad you said that because I was just told by somebody that I was the only person that ever had the squeaky eye problem.

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Nope, that's me too. And everybody's like, you need to use, I guess the eye drops, but that just irritates my eyes more like the viscine. So I refuse to use them because the one time I did it just made it worse.

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And I'm like, I'll just have a squeaky fucking.

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I was using those Sistine. I think if that's how you say it, eye drops and you put them in the fridge and they were they worked when it's allergy time or what not.

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Then I got a whole shit ton of this Zidra from my doctor.

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I don't know. It's like, it's almost like one of those emergency I little stations when you got something in your eye or whatever you have to go and okay, the doctors. Yeah, looks kind of like that fluid and you, I don't know, I have a shit ton of them.

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I haven't even.

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Does it work.

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Um, yeah, if you use them.

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I'm not sure if it works. I'm not sure if it works.

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Am I the only one that hears this squeaking or is it, is it can somebody if you were sitting next to somebody, do they hear it.

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I don't know. They haven't said anything yet, but I guess that eventually they might.

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I guess it's like just thick, I guess, because I guess my skin is dry because I keep rubbing my eyes and then like I keep tearing even though they're dry tears, I guess I don't know if that makes any sense.

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So like the salt tears is messing with my dry eyelid skin so like now it's just like whatever first world problems but

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anyways, how's your skin? Oh man, it's all fucking yuck.

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I'm because it's so cold here and windy and it just gets I've never had this problem and Kelly or anywhere else. It's just what the fuck I feel like one of those just old ladies now I just carry the little hand cream that's like

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same girl just putting it on my my hands all the time and it's just shit. I'm not ready for the summer even though the summer is not big here. I mean we might have maybe two months of 8090 degrees.

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But that one time when I was up there last year wasn't it like 100 degrees or was I wrong on that.

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It was warm. Yeah, I think it did hit 100 they're like record highs everybody's freaking out and shit.

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Yeah, you can move to Cali it's hot.

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It's so funny. I think I mentioned it before in a previous podcast but that show Portlandia.

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Oh yeah, yeah, they did an episode or a skit on one of them where the girl goes to California to find her dude. He was the barista guy and he's like I'm going to Kelly.

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And actually it was Justin Timberlake who was playing the barista guy.

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Oh, I'm sorry he wasn't a barista he was a mixologist because they don't call them bartenders here unless you're at a dive bar.

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Wow, okay. And they go to California. They're like, it's so hot.

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Seriously it is. And they're all walking down the 605.

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That's their car overheated.

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Oh well yeah that happens a lot down here. Turn on the heater. Right.

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So crazy. But yeah, my skin I don't know it's I bought some more dove intense body wash.

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The intense. Yeah, the dryness. Yeah.

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Just yeah look like a powdered donut.

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That's what my eyelids look like.

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Did you wash your face you got sleep all over your eyes. No dead skin. Dead skin and salt.

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From crying. Yeah.

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So this morning, I get a phone call from my pops.

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I'm always so nervous when he calls me so early because I think he's going to deliver some bad news.

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What time did he call?

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I think around 10. Okay. Yeah.

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Which is which is barely early.

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I guess. Yeah, because he's barely getting his drink on and you know, okay, usually he calls me around one.

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Got it. He calls me.

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And I'm nervous I answer.

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He's just like, Hey, and he just needed to rant.

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You know, and it was funny because I could tell you already had a couple steps and which is which was nice.

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He was making me laugh.

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So bad.

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I'm just like, I guess I actually know now I, I understand why I'm so fucking crazy because this man raised me and like a fucking Apple don't fall too far from the tree.

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He is just talking so shit. I guess he after he's talking shit, he's making me laugh. He's getting a pizza, one of those frozen pizzas he put one in the oven.

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Okay, he's getting it out. He's talking to me and he here is.

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Fuck.

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He dropped it.

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But see, I know my dad and I know he tried to pull that shit out with no.

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Yeah.

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He drops the pizza. I've just complete silent.

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He's all motherfuckers off. It's face down on the floor.

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And I was like, Oh shit, he's off.

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But the fuck he's like, I can't, I can't save. I can't save any of it. I can't save these pineapples.

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I can't save. Well, it had pineapples on that pop. So it should be face down and in the trash. Yeah.

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I was like, that's right. And he's like, Oh, we gotta go just sell the church. You can.

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Hey, throw some. I got back in hot pepper flakes and some parm on it.

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And then my stops and he goes and nobody will even know the difference.

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He starts busting up and I'm laughing. It's a little too early to be fucking gut busting that early.

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I was like, Oh my God, my dad's so fucking funny.

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He's all fucking pineapple. Fucking Hawaiian pizza. What the fuck?

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And it was so insane because I was just talking to my cousin Dennis and we were talking about Hawaiian pizza.

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And it was like, what the fuck do the mainlanders call it Hawaiian anything if there's a fucking pineapple on it or a mango or a fucking pineapple.

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Put pineapple on it. We'll call it Hawaiian. Why?

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He has a point.

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Just because a pineapple.

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And now you'd need a GTS it and see who invented the pineapple or the Hawaiian pizza. I bet you wasn't even Hawaiian.

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No.

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And so my cousin, I was talking to her. He's like, you know what? If we were to make a real Hawaiian pizza. I was like, man, we should put some Kahlua pork on that bitch.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, you saw some Kahlua pork.

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So we were inventing in our conversation, just all the Hawaiian pizzas we could possibly fucking make. I was like, you know, if we put some ground beef on that shit, some brown gravy, it'd be like a locomoco pizza.

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There you go and wrap it up. It could be a taco.

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Yeah, put some span on that bitch fucking Hawaiian pizza.

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Hawaiian pizza all day. And if you ate it with chopsticks, you could say it's Japanese infused.

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There you go. There you go. Put a little poke on there.

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There you go. Fucking Hawaiian pizza. Boom.

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Bitch.

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Yup. Fuck your pineapple.

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So did your dad serve the bent over pizza to, I guess, the family or what did he do with it?

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Oh, no, he was by himself.

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So that's the only time he can.

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He reminds me of that one skit. I don't know if you ever seen it from key and pill where they're like, bitch.

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Have you ever seen that key and pill?

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No, I haven't. No, I'm trying to fit. I'm going to say no. I'll just say no, because it doesn't ring a bell.

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Oh my gosh.

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I'm going to send it to you after it. It's about these two dudes. They have their friends. They bring over their wifeies. They're like going to have a little whatever. They're just hanging out at a house.

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The girls go off the wives. Oh, look at my new washer. Let me show you. It's in the basement. The guys are talking.

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You know, what she did today.

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I told her, are you ready? And she's like, give me 30 more minutes and what I go in the car. Why was I waiting in the car for an hour?

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And his friends all, what? Well, no, what did you say? He goes, I told her, bitch, but he's looking around making sure she wasn't listening.

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And he's all, no, you said it. He's like, I sure did. I sure did. So they're doing this whole skit where they're calling their ladies back holder.

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Bitch, please. But they're trying to hide it so bad. They're trying to hide it so bad.

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I have not seen that skit. And now you need to send me that for sure. I will. It's fucking hilarious. And that's my dad. It reminds me of my dad.

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He talks all this shit. He's like a minute his wife left in the door. He's like, hi honey. Okay. Well, it was nice talking to you.

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I hope you have a good day. I'll talk to you later.

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The joys of being married. Oh gosh, I know. He's so crazy. He's so funny. I'm not going to say some of the shit he said, but he always, oh my pops, he always reverts back to some crazy ass shit.

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I can no matter what I mentioned to him, just he just always goes back to the past. Well, don't you remember that happened one day. Do you remember.

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So I'm going to give you a prime example. He was asking me if I talked to my sisters and whatnot. And I was like, nah, here and there, not really.

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And then I told him that the last time I talked to one of my sisters, she had a gopher issue. And this cover was just tearing the shit out of her lawn.

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We have that problem here up and down the street. Really bad. Yeah. And like Fenway will actually end up stepping in the gopher holes as when she's looking to go potty and it's just like, these fucking gopher is neat.

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There's fucking caddy shack, the movie caddy shack on fucking crack, dude. I'm like, shit. What those gopher's don't fuck around. There's holes everywhere and everybody's lawns here.

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And do they make those piles of dirt in there? Yes. And you see it's like on the on like on the curb and then it ends up in the street because it's in the gutter and it's ridiculous.

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I was just like these fucking rodents. I don't know. I yeah, they're the marauding. But anyways, yeah, okay. So the gopher. Yeah, my my sister was telling me she had a gopher and she tried to get me to gopher.

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And she tried all of the little tactics that my dad used to use back in the day where he would put a garden hose in one of the holes and just oh yeah I used to see that did that actually work. Yeah, if you catch them and in time before they make a like a city of fucking

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babies, tunnels and shit. But yeah, it'll flood them out and they pop up on on another end and then my dad would get his baby gun and just pop like shoot him.

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That's right. Yeah, yeah, it was it was it was crazy. And he would also let us to just sit and wait.

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There you go with it. That would work. Once in a while. And then we did try the poison. I guess you get some poison kind of throw it down one of the gopher holes or tunnels.

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Okay. And but my dad didn't like using that because we had a cat probably. Yeah, you don't want to get the other things.

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Yeah, yeah. So my sister tried doing all that. So she decides to finally get a gopher trap and so I was telling my dad a little bit. He's like, did you get one of those fucking traps that keep it alive.

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I don't think so because she sent me a video and it looked like they were pulling a pole out of the ground and the gopher was like pinned. I don't know this like a nail just went straight into the back of its neck.

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Huh. Yeah, okay. I mean, yeah. And they pulled this pull out fucking gopher look like almost like a small cat and it was pretty fucking big. Oh damn. Yeah. Yeah.

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I don't know but I told my dad that and he's he's always like, well, did she do this? I don't fucking know. I don't know. Why don't you call her? I don't know.

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She don't answer my calls. Well, fuck, I don't know. Don't don't shoot the fucking messenger. I'm just fucking talking. And the next time you just be like, no, I haven't talked to my sisters at all. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

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And then so pops, like, he fucking segues off and he's all remember the time we shot that fucking rat in your house.

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Oh, I need to hear this fucking story.

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So I don't fucking know what happened but I the house in Pomona, the house in Montclair, the Montclair one, the, the, the house was never there.

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The word the haunted house where we used to make our beer pancakes.

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No, that's not Montclair. It was on the borderline. I try to act like I moved up and moved up in the world.

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Okay, so that's the definition of bougie. Yeah, yeah. Um, excuse me. If I cross the street, then I'm in Pomona. I moved out of Pomona.

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By five steps. Why don't you look at the street signs.

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It's green with white lettering and in Pomona, it's blue with white lettering. See, you can tell you're in a different city when you look at the street sign.

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I love you so much.

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Thanks, dad. He taught me that too. But I never even fucking noticed the fucking I never noticed.

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Go to Laverne. I'm like, Oh, yeah, it is brown with white lettering.

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But anyhow, so there is I thought I had gopher's in the backyard. Do you know how big the backyard was because it was a corner lot.

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Yeah. And I don't know. I think they were something like, what did the neighbor tell me?

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They were ground rats or more. No, Tria mole rats or small rats or I don't I can't. Yeah, I don't want to sound stupid.

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Oh, yeah, moles. We used to have moles growing up to in the backyard. That is so weird. Nasty. I was like, Oh, gosh.

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And for some reason, some fucking, there was rat. I don't know how it got in my house. I don't even know. But this fucking rat got in my house.

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And I knew there was something there was a rodent and it was I don't know if there was a bunch of them because I never heard any of the scraping on the walls or right like that.

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But there was something in the house or whatever where my son had one of those little you know, one of those little bouncy things you put your kid in and they just kind of bounce and they just sit on the floor and the little yes.

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Okay, well, it had these little rubber freaking things on the bottom. So if you put it on whatever your your tile or whatnot, it doesn't scratch or doesn't move.

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And one day I just it was all they were all eaten up and you can just tell it was like two freaking teeth just just that shit up.

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I was like, what the fuck. I'm telling you, there's all the signs, all the signs. My, my daughter would color and you know those big crayons that you get your kids.

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Yeah, the teeth marks. Yeah, yeah, fucking teeth marks and shit like taking. I was like, there's something in this fucking house but I couldn't find shit.

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It turns but nothing so I was like, so I decided to put poison everywhere or whatever those little guy con little pellets. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And of course pops is telling me well you better be careful because if it's like a family of shit they died on your walls they stink and all this crap, whatever so one day.

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It's a weekend. I fucking see I come into the kitchen. I'm going to make some coffee and a pot of rice, like always. And there's this fucking huge fucking rat in the middle of my kitchen floor just there.

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It's just there. And it was, it was so big to the point where the tail. It was like the tail was just long and pink just ugly.

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Oh, fucking gross. And I screamed, of course, but I was by myself so I scream and I was like what the fuck do I do. I thought it was alive. I thought it was it was alive, but it must have ate some poison and it was just dying.

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It was like, just kind of look it wouldn't you're like died big. Yeah, right. You ate the fucking poison that I put out because you're a stupid sucker. Yeah, it was just so fucking big.

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And so I call my dad and of course my dad was at that time living just maybe a hop skip and a jump from me. And okay, he says, what is it in a trap.

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Like, no, this fucking rat sounding like it was his to go. God damn it. And I had a little cat at the time. And it was a baby kitten and I threw the cat and like, and the cat like a little rabbit.

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Yeah, it jumped like a rabbit was like, fuck no and it went up my curtain and it just held on to the top my parents like, I'm not doing this. So I tried to get a shovel. And I was like, well, it's, I don't know, I'm gonna just were you going to beat bad it with the shovel I guess.

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Yeah, but it was in my kitchen.

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I was like, I don't know, maybe get a bucket, like put in a bucket. So I'm kind of like scampering it's not moving so fast. And then when I get the shovel, and I get a bucket, but again, as gangster as I may be.

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Not when it comes to right now. Thank you. Like please.

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Please. No, please. No, yeah, hard fucking pass. So I'm just kind of like, oh, so and I get the shovel. This bitch, what does it do fucking runs.

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Oh, God damn it. But it stops. And it just like, huh, just went maybe like, yeah, like maybe two feet and it's just there. And you can see the nose twitching and shit and I called my dad.

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And this was before I got my shovel and shackles and fucking right. I think it's dead is done. He's like, it's in the kitchen because what the poison does it hydrates them and they look for water.

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And they just hydrate so he's in. How does your dad know all this?

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Man, because he's fucking Marie. Yeah, because he's a Marine. Yeah, I see it all done at all. Fucking knows it all. I don't know. Fucking crazy. So my dad shows up anyway.

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He's fucking so funny. He comes into my house and he has a bath towel like from your bathroom, a bath towel wrapped around something and he's coming in with a long shit.

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And I was like, what is it? It was like a movie. He drops the bath towel and it's like.

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But it's one of those air pump right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking solid. I mean, it's like, how do you wrap it in a towel? So he comes in, he's all, where is it? And he's all, oh shit.

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And tell me why I go all the way back to the wall. And I was like, oh my gosh, my dad fucking shoots the fucking rat. He shoots it. And what happens to it? The fucking bullet or the BB pellet, whatever you want to call it, goes straight through the fucking rat's neck out the other side.

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And it lodges into my fucking tile. Well, it's vinyl. It was that vinyl T-Bass tile. Right.

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We need to see if I, we have a crime scene investigation going on. There's blood splatter everywhere.

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I'm saying blood splatter from the fucking rat. I did not. What the fuck just happened?

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And my dad's like, fuck yeah. Oh shit. He's all, look at that bitch. And he like picks it up by the tail. It's so good. He tosses it in my trash can.

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Oh, excuse me? Yeah. I was like, okay, maggots. I don't know. Not my indoor trash can. He went outside in the outdoor one.

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Oh, okay. I thought you meant your kitchen trash can. I'm like, I was just about to throw up. No, but, and then my dad goes back and he's like, wow, look at that blood splatter.

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He's like, I honestly put, he's all, usually I only do 10 pumps for this rifle. He's all, but I did 12.

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I was like, what the fuck just happened? I'm glad he said.

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Pop, you should have did 20. You could have rat brain splatter. Yeah. Rat apple pie. Apple pie all over.

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But that little fucking pellet stuck in my vinyl forever. I would mop and I just see that little pellet. I kept trying to take it out. I'm like, yeah, it's in there.

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That's my dad. Yeah.

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It's a fucking pellet. So I changed the goddamn flooring, but shit. Yeah.

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My dad for you.

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And that was the end of the rat thing. Oh yeah. Well, no, but okay, hopefully no babies were, I guess, yeah, looking for, I guess the mom or the dad.

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Yeah, it was over. It was over. I think it was just like some fucking Templeton from fucking Charlottes Webb was just chilling in my house.

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I'm like, I don't know. It was crazy. Oh my God.

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So yeah, I know. I know. Have I dead laffy? He's telling me this story early in the morning. I was like, yes, I remember the fucking rat. I remember.

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He's on your stoop a little cat.

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And it was probably smaller than the rat was actually. It was. Oh, it was. Yeah. I hate cats. It was, it was. I don't remember. I remember when I used to come over, I'm like, bitch, I'm allergic to pussy.

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So you would have to put the cat in the fucking bedroom and close the door. Yeah, I hated that fucking cat. Remember.

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Fuck is done. You got it because of the unit. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, that's what it was because I was just like, I can't hang out with you if you have your cat here. It's like, it has to be somewhere else.

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Yeah, fuck this cat. And then it would just put his paws under the door.

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Remember.

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Yeah.

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Help me out. Help me.

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Oh, my God. Yeah, this is so crazy. So yeah, we just kind of went down like a little bit of a rabbit hole. My dad is so crazy. And then he was, and then he just like goes off and says things.

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Gosh. So I don't know. Did you ever see that?

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Um, it was a YouTube little like video. Oh, shit. It was back in the days because I think your bro actually sent it to me. So it was back in the days. And it was about, you don't know, or meet Jack shit.

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No, I don't remember that if I see the video, I'll probably it might ring a bell, but like just you mentioning it, it doesn't ring a bell.

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And it was this little video where it was like a little cartoon. And it was like, when somebody tells you, you don't know jack shit, or you don't know jack.

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Let me formally introduce you to jack shit so you can, you know, say you do.

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And they talk about jack shit had married no shit and no shit.

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Oh, yeah.

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Okay. Okay. So my dad was telling me about that.

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And he tells me I have another video and it's about ass. I said ass.

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It's all about the fucking American English language where it's, it's tough.

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I feel bad for the people that try to learn it. I guess. And then my dad kind of segues and says, like all the shit you and your sisters used to say growing up.

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I are tubular or duh.

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And he's still say duh.

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That's all. What was that other word you girls used to say, not.

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Oh, yeah. I used to say that too. You did. Yeah.

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I remember saying that in psych.

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Yeah.

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That was the stupidest word ever psych. Was that short for psychology. I don't even know what it was short for or what it stood for.

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But what it meant like just kidding, right? Yeah, just kidding. Yeah.

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But I was just like, was that short for psychology? Like, did we spell it PSYCH?

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I probably not. If I was writing a note in the class and passing it to my friend.

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I used to spell it PSYCH like bike.

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Okay.

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S I K E. I don't know how I never had to write it down. Just, I would just say it. So I'm like, how do you even fucking spell that shit?

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Did you ever used to say later?

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Yeah. Did you ever that likes totally like 1980s or whatever when that movie fast times that Ridgemont High came out with Sean Penn?

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Oh, yeah.

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And you know how they they chopped it down and people started saying late.

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Yes, I hated that.

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Yeah.

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Late.

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Late.

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Did you ever say chill out?

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Or yes.

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So did I.

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I still say that kind of me too or not. Now I tell people to re fucking lax.

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Yeah.

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Or take a chill pill. I never said that. But I used to be like chill.

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Yeah.

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Chill out. Chill out.

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I never said righteous.

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I don't think I did either.

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That's like an old white boy.

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Yeah.

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Right.

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I never said.

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Yeah.

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I guess if you were saying that when you're working at raging waters, I mean,

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I see you there.

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Yeah.

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For sure.

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Or whatever that place was called with the waves and the lazy river.

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Yes.

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Oh shit. Oh yeah. Or that waves. Yeah.

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Right.

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He caught a righteous wave.

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I never said that shit.

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I was telling my dad about shit.

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Or no, we were saying we were talking about.

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Oh yeah, we were talking about shit.

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And I said, I go, well, and he goes, I used to call you, you kids dip shits.

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And I said, yeah, yeah, you did.

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I said, but it, the word shit, you can only use it so many ways,

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but it does mean different shit.

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Cause I used to be like, oh shit.

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Like that meant.

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Yeah.

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And that's like the word fuck.

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You can use fuck as like a noun and verb and adjective.

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Yeah.

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I mean, you can say the same with shit.

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Yeah.

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Fuck that shit.

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Exactly.

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Look and look at you using both words in one fucking sentence.

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That's why you're my fucking girl.

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I'm not as dumb as I look.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So that was, that was my morning.

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It was, it was pretty cool.

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My dad.

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Yay.

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I'm glad you still have father daughter time.

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I wish I had that.

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Oh, I know.

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Oh well.

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Anyways.

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Okay.

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So I have a question for you.

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Okay.

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Now that we're talking about, I guess fathers, this has nothing to do with the ads,

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by the way, but I read this fucking news article and I started laughing.

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I'm like, I don't know.

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I guess since I'm a tomboy, I will always side with my dad as opposed to my mom,

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even if she's right.

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I'm like, you know what?

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You're wrong.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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So.

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Hi, but, or I guess this is an act.

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This actually happens.

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So I don't, I don't want to say it's a hypothetical question, but question.

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If your man decided to split the chores with you, how would you feel?

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Amazing.

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Okay.

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I'm going to have several questions.

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So you'll feel amazing.

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The next question then is, if you found out he hired a cleaning lady to do his half of

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the chores, how would you feel about that?

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And in regards to your half of the chores that you have to manually do.

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Fuck that shit.

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Like, no, no, no, no.

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Okay.

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Now, third question.

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If he paid 75% of the rent, would that affect your emotional health?

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If he paid 75% of the rent, would that affect your emotional state when it came to reasoning

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on why or why not you like or disprove disapprove of him hiring a maid for his half of the chores?

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No, no, it wouldn't make a difference.

348
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Like, if you love me, you're going to fucking pay extra to have my half too done.

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Like, yeah.

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Okay.

351
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Okay.

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So you would side with like, that would be, I wouldn't say that would be something my

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mom would say, but I'm siding with the guy in this fucking scenario because, um, A, he's

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paying 75% of the rent.

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So, um, maybe she should fucking clean the entire fucking house.

356
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Let's start there.

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And if you're crying about, now this is crying about the woman part, the, I guess the significant

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other is complaining.

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This is the news article was she was complaining that she's wasting all her personal time doing

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her half of the chores.

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And now granted, she's only doing half of the chores.

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She's not doing all of the chores.

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Right.

364
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Hmm.

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And he's paying 75% of the rent.

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So my thing is this, shut the fuck up or maybe, uh, pay for your half of the fucking cleaning

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and have the cleaning lady do the entire fucking house.

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Fuck yeah.

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I would stop the cleaning lady, bake her some cookies and say, um, how much for the whole

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house?

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And please, please watch these dishes.

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And the news article said that he still washes the dishes.

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I guess if there's dishes in the sink, like he won't wash them all the time, but he, he'll

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still wash the dishes and take out the trash.

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I'm like, wow, you're actually a good man.

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You know, actually if he's going to get the job done, however he gets it done, it's getting

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done.

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I guess you can't really complain.

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I mean, right.

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Cause he's paying 75% of the fucking rent bitch.

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Yeah.

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I was just like, it's not, the math is not mapping on her fucking whining part.

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Like shut the fuck up.

384
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Exactly.

385
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Yeah.

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I mean, I see it now.

387
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I can totally fucking see that, but she's going to divvy up the chores.

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Hmm.

389
00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:45,340
I get her point, but, um, I think she like personally, I'm like, I would just be mad that

390
00:37:45,340 --> 00:37:51,340
he, he found a genius way to not, or to get the chores done, but not do it himself.

391
00:37:51,340 --> 00:37:52,340
Right.

392
00:37:52,340 --> 00:37:53,340
Right.

393
00:37:53,340 --> 00:37:57,340
Because I'm thinking like if he's only has to do whatever he hired that lady specific

394
00:37:57,340 --> 00:38:01,340
or man or whatever gender the cleaning person is.

395
00:38:01,340 --> 00:38:02,340
Yeah.

396
00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:05,340
Um, he hired that person to do specifically his chores.

397
00:38:05,340 --> 00:38:09,340
So he can't be paying for a full house to be cleaned.

398
00:38:09,340 --> 00:38:10,340
I'm assuming I could be wrong.

399
00:38:10,340 --> 00:38:11,340
I don't know.

400
00:38:11,340 --> 00:38:12,340
Maybe he didn't want to.

401
00:38:12,340 --> 00:38:13,340
It's fair.

402
00:38:13,340 --> 00:38:14,340
Exactly.

403
00:38:14,340 --> 00:38:18,340
So I was like, hmm, can't be mad at him.

404
00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:19,340
He's fucking genius.

405
00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:20,340
You know what?

406
00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:32,340
I would take that over, over the fact where somebody, um, not me, but, um, pretend that

407
00:38:32,340 --> 00:38:40,340
they don't know, or they, they just, you know, you just wash the dishes really shitty.

408
00:38:40,340 --> 00:38:44,340
People would say, why is it, was this fork washers still food?

409
00:38:44,340 --> 00:38:45,340
Oh, who washes dishes?

410
00:38:45,340 --> 00:38:46,340
Come on a bullet.

411
00:38:46,340 --> 00:38:48,340
Oh, fuck God.

412
00:38:48,340 --> 00:38:50,340
Don't ever have him on bullets.

413
00:38:50,340 --> 00:38:51,340
Wash dishes.

414
00:38:51,340 --> 00:38:53,340
She does the shittiest job ever.

415
00:38:53,340 --> 00:38:55,340
And it's like, I tried.

416
00:38:55,340 --> 00:38:58,340
You're like, no, you didn't, you did it that way.

417
00:38:58,340 --> 00:38:59,340
Just so the impersonal.

418
00:38:59,340 --> 00:39:00,340
Yeah, exactly.

419
00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:04,340
And they just got that up with me and said, fuck it.

420
00:39:04,340 --> 00:39:05,340
We'll do it.

421
00:39:05,340 --> 00:39:09,340
I'm like, yeah, what's, how's that saying go if you want the job done, right?

422
00:39:09,340 --> 00:39:10,340
You're doing yourself.

423
00:39:10,340 --> 00:39:11,340
Yes.

424
00:39:11,340 --> 00:39:12,340
So, okay.

425
00:39:12,340 --> 00:39:13,340
Yeah.

426
00:39:13,340 --> 00:39:15,340
I side with you on that as well.

427
00:39:15,340 --> 00:39:16,340
Yeah.

428
00:39:16,340 --> 00:39:17,340
Yeah.

429
00:39:17,340 --> 00:39:18,340
But I think that's genius.

430
00:39:18,340 --> 00:39:19,340
Yeah.

431
00:39:19,340 --> 00:39:20,340
Yeah.

432
00:39:20,340 --> 00:39:21,340
Of course.

433
00:39:21,340 --> 00:39:22,340
Of course.

434
00:39:22,340 --> 00:39:23,340
Yeah.

435
00:39:23,340 --> 00:39:27,340
But you also have to take into all these like factors and me digging into it.

436
00:39:27,340 --> 00:39:32,340
It's like, well, did they have kids get those kids a fucking clean or, um, yeah.

437
00:39:32,340 --> 00:39:35,340
Well, they didn't say that in the article, but I totally agree with you.

438
00:39:35,340 --> 00:39:38,340
Like give the kids the tour so they can learn responsibility.

439
00:39:38,340 --> 00:39:39,340
Yeah.

440
00:39:39,340 --> 00:39:40,340
Yeah.

441
00:39:40,340 --> 00:39:41,340
But I will tell you this.

442
00:39:41,340 --> 00:39:46,900
Um, so I, I, when, um, we did, or when M was growing up, I'm like, I'll do the laundry.

443
00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:48,260
You just need to fucking fold.

444
00:39:48,260 --> 00:39:51,340
And this is where it comes in with the dishes where you're like, I'll just fucking do it

445
00:39:51,340 --> 00:39:52,340
myself.

446
00:39:52,340 --> 00:39:53,340
Yeah.

447
00:39:53,340 --> 00:39:56,020
She would fold my towels the opposite of the way I folded them.

448
00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:59,340
And because I'm a January Capricorn, I'm like, you can't fold the towels like this.

449
00:39:59,340 --> 00:40:00,340
You fold it like you fall.

450
00:40:00,340 --> 00:40:02,340
You're, she kept folding them lengthwise.

451
00:40:02,340 --> 00:40:05,340
I'm like, you fold them from, you fold them with why?

452
00:40:05,340 --> 00:40:06,340
No.

453
00:40:06,340 --> 00:40:10,420
She would fold them width wise and I'm like lengthwise length, you fold them together.

454
00:40:10,420 --> 00:40:11,420
She would do it the opposite.

455
00:40:11,420 --> 00:40:13,220
She would do the wit.

456
00:40:13,220 --> 00:40:15,100
And then she looked at me and I'm just like, you know what?

457
00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:16,860
She's actually fucking right.

458
00:40:16,860 --> 00:40:20,580
She's like, you know, there's no wrong way to, to, um, fold a towel.

459
00:40:20,580 --> 00:40:21,580
Right.

460
00:40:21,580 --> 00:40:23,220
And I'm like, well, I'll just fucking do it myself.

461
00:40:23,220 --> 00:40:25,100
You don't have to fold laundry any fucking more.

462
00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:26,340
And she's like, Oh, perfect.

463
00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:27,340
Yeah.

464
00:40:27,340 --> 00:40:31,940
When, when, when, when, when, when, but she made a valid point.

465
00:40:31,940 --> 00:40:33,820
She's like, there is no wrong way to fold a towel.

466
00:40:33,820 --> 00:40:35,340
And I'm just like, in my book, there is.

467
00:40:35,340 --> 00:40:37,220
So I used to tell my kids the same thing.

468
00:40:37,220 --> 00:40:42,340
I'm like, yes, they're fucking is because how are they going to fit in the towel closet?

469
00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:44,660
They have to be folded a certain way.

470
00:40:44,660 --> 00:40:48,340
Like you fucking make fucking idiots.

471
00:40:48,340 --> 00:40:51,620
Like, no, God, so mad.

472
00:40:51,620 --> 00:40:56,500
Even when I would have my kids make the bed, make your bed, make your bed, make your bed.

473
00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:58,180
They would make it.

474
00:40:58,180 --> 00:40:59,180
And I made my book.

475
00:40:59,180 --> 00:41:00,180
I would look.

476
00:41:00,180 --> 00:41:01,180
Hmm.

477
00:41:01,180 --> 00:41:03,180
Doesn't look made to me.

478
00:41:03,180 --> 00:41:12,820
And they and then I would always end up remaking their fucking beds because it was just that,

479
00:41:12,820 --> 00:41:13,820
that tourists.

480
00:41:13,820 --> 00:41:14,820
Freakin.

481
00:41:14,820 --> 00:41:15,820
Yeah.

482
00:41:15,820 --> 00:41:17,540
No, it's because we want to be in control.

483
00:41:17,540 --> 00:41:23,460
And I'm like, like, how are you going to fucking fuck fuck?

484
00:41:23,460 --> 00:41:27,940
And I, yeah, there's so many things where I hate.

485
00:41:27,940 --> 00:41:31,660
I also hate if a towel is not hung properly.

486
00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:37,900
I don't give a shit if it's a towel that's on the stove or whatever, a little dish towel.

487
00:41:37,900 --> 00:41:38,900
Right.

488
00:41:38,900 --> 00:41:43,140
If it's just on there, it's like that pisses me off so bad.

489
00:41:43,140 --> 00:41:45,380
Like, I don't know.

490
00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:50,340
Yeah, I've learned in the last six months, I'm like, I just let that shit go now because

491
00:41:50,340 --> 00:41:53,740
otherwise it just gets me mad and I'm not going to be here that much longer.

492
00:41:53,740 --> 00:41:54,740
That's all I'm going to say.

493
00:41:54,740 --> 00:41:58,260
So I'm like, you guys can do whatever the fuck you want when I fucking leave.

494
00:41:58,260 --> 00:42:00,380
Like, don't fucking call me for shit.

495
00:42:00,380 --> 00:42:01,820
That's right out.

496
00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:03,820
Fucking out.

497
00:42:03,820 --> 00:42:10,380
I'm not even going to haunt you because I don't want to see the fucking towels and.

498
00:42:10,380 --> 00:42:11,380
Right.

499
00:42:11,380 --> 00:42:13,380
I hate it.

500
00:42:13,380 --> 00:42:16,580
I hate it.

501
00:42:16,580 --> 00:42:17,580
I fold.

502
00:42:17,580 --> 00:42:20,220
Well, folding is is something big with me.

503
00:42:20,220 --> 00:42:21,220
I fold.

504
00:42:21,220 --> 00:42:23,300
I hate folding laundry.

505
00:42:23,300 --> 00:42:25,300
I hate it too.

506
00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:28,100
But I fucking hate it.

507
00:42:28,100 --> 00:42:32,540
But what I hate even worse is when somebody folds my fucking laundry the way I don't

508
00:42:32,540 --> 00:42:33,540
like it.

509
00:42:33,540 --> 00:42:37,900
Right now, I don't fold my socks that way.

510
00:42:37,900 --> 00:42:39,340
I don't fucking I don't fold.

511
00:42:39,340 --> 00:42:40,620
I don't even fold my socks.

512
00:42:40,620 --> 00:42:41,620
Do you fold your socks?

513
00:42:41,620 --> 00:42:42,620
I will.

514
00:42:42,620 --> 00:42:43,620
I pair them up.

515
00:42:43,620 --> 00:42:45,300
Oh, I don't even pair them up.

516
00:42:45,300 --> 00:42:49,580
I throw them like, you know, like those little cloth, like the square boxes, like I don't

517
00:42:49,580 --> 00:42:51,020
even have a dresser.

518
00:42:51,020 --> 00:42:55,780
So those, I guess, like if you had like, I call it a cubby, like the cubby system or

519
00:42:55,780 --> 00:42:58,620
the cubby bookshelf with those cloth drawers.

520
00:42:58,620 --> 00:43:00,540
So I just I have one of those cloth drawers.

521
00:43:00,540 --> 00:43:05,700
I just fucking throw all my socks in there because they're all anklets or I have like

522
00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:11,100
the crew, the crew socks with like the cartoon action figures or whatever on them for my

523
00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:13,620
when I go to the gym and I don't even roll those up.

524
00:43:13,620 --> 00:43:16,540
I was just like, what are I'm too lazy for that shit?

525
00:43:16,540 --> 00:43:17,540
Yeah.

526
00:43:17,540 --> 00:43:23,060
Well, you know, I don't know why I do that either because all my fucking socks are black

527
00:43:23,060 --> 00:43:24,660
and they're all the ankle socks.

528
00:43:24,660 --> 00:43:27,620
Like they're all the same and the same brand.

529
00:43:27,620 --> 00:43:31,420
So I'm like, you don't have to pair them up or at least because I'm lazy.

530
00:43:31,420 --> 00:43:32,660
Maybe that's why I don't know.

531
00:43:32,660 --> 00:43:34,580
I just at least are clean.

532
00:43:34,580 --> 00:43:35,580
Yeah, exactly.

533
00:43:35,580 --> 00:43:36,580
That's true.

534
00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:43,460
But somebody actually told me because I would, I would, if I would take off my, my socks

535
00:43:43,460 --> 00:43:48,860
from after a day of work or whatever, and I would take off my socks and I would fold

536
00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:51,020
them like not fold them, but put them together.

537
00:43:51,020 --> 00:43:54,620
You know how you put one sock inside the other kind of like, yes, I would toss them

538
00:43:54,620 --> 00:43:57,380
into my hamper.

539
00:43:57,380 --> 00:44:02,260
And I was asked one day, why the fuck do you fold your dirty laundry?

540
00:44:02,260 --> 00:44:03,460
And I said, fold it.

541
00:44:03,460 --> 00:44:08,620
It's just so that I know that a fucking pair of socks went in the fucking washer and I'm,

542
00:44:08,620 --> 00:44:11,580
I should have a fucking pair coming out.

543
00:44:11,580 --> 00:44:13,140
But they don't get clean that way.

544
00:44:13,140 --> 00:44:14,620
No, well, I would take them out.

545
00:44:14,620 --> 00:44:15,620
I would take them out.

546
00:44:15,620 --> 00:44:16,620
Oh, okay.

547
00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:21,580
When I would do laundry, I would undo them, but I knew I had two pairs, like a pair of

548
00:44:21,580 --> 00:44:22,580
socks, a pair.

549
00:44:22,580 --> 00:44:23,580
Right.

550
00:44:23,580 --> 00:44:24,580
I would take them out to now.

551
00:44:24,580 --> 00:44:25,580
Okay.

552
00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:26,580
And it would go in.

553
00:44:26,580 --> 00:44:30,020
And then of course, if, if they were white, I used the spray and wash on the bottom or

554
00:44:30,020 --> 00:44:31,700
whatever, which just, right.

555
00:44:31,700 --> 00:44:32,700
Yeah.

556
00:44:32,700 --> 00:44:38,140
So yeah, I would unfold it, but I would always fold them when going in.

557
00:44:38,140 --> 00:44:39,140
Yeah.

558
00:44:39,140 --> 00:44:42,380
Just so I knew that there was two fucking, because I, I go crazy when I'm like, how the

559
00:44:42,380 --> 00:44:44,020
fuck do I have one straggler?

560
00:44:44,020 --> 00:44:46,260
There's like, no, I get so mad.

561
00:44:46,260 --> 00:44:47,700
I get so fucking mad.

562
00:44:47,700 --> 00:44:49,940
You know, my socks always get stuck inside.

563
00:44:49,940 --> 00:44:54,380
Like if I wash my, well, I wash them once a week, like your bedding or whatever, your

564
00:44:54,380 --> 00:44:56,100
sheets or what that fitted sheets.

565
00:44:56,100 --> 00:44:59,180
So it always gets stuck in the elastic of the fitted sheet.

566
00:44:59,180 --> 00:45:03,100
And it's so annoying because then when you take it out of the dryer, your socks are

567
00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:06,700
still wet because there's all it fucking mixed into your fucking sheet.

568
00:45:06,700 --> 00:45:07,700
No.

569
00:45:07,700 --> 00:45:08,700
Right.

570
00:45:08,700 --> 00:45:10,220
Oh, world problems.

571
00:45:10,220 --> 00:45:11,220
I know.

572
00:45:11,220 --> 00:45:12,220
Oh my gosh.

573
00:45:12,220 --> 00:45:13,220
Yeah.

574
00:45:13,220 --> 00:45:15,220
Life is tough.

575
00:45:15,220 --> 00:45:16,220
Right.

576
00:45:16,220 --> 00:45:18,220
Cry me a river.

577
00:45:18,220 --> 00:45:20,220
Yeah.

578
00:45:20,220 --> 00:45:22,220
Yeah.

579
00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:33,220
I've also, I've been working on myself a lot.

580
00:45:33,220 --> 00:45:34,220
Okay.

581
00:45:34,220 --> 00:45:35,220
Yeah.

582
00:45:35,220 --> 00:45:36,220
Good.

583
00:45:36,220 --> 00:45:37,220
I'm glad to hear.

584
00:45:37,220 --> 00:45:38,220
Yes.

585
00:45:38,220 --> 00:45:43,020
I'm trying to just, you know, I'm going to say go into depth if you want to, if not,

586
00:45:43,020 --> 00:45:44,020
don't worry about it.

587
00:45:44,020 --> 00:45:49,860
I'm just saying when I feel like I'm down and people keep kicking me or just, it's just

588
00:45:49,860 --> 00:45:53,980
a fucking like a shit avalanche.

589
00:45:53,980 --> 00:46:00,260
And sometimes I just want to curl up in a fetal position and just lay there and just

590
00:46:00,260 --> 00:46:01,580
say, take me God.

591
00:46:01,580 --> 00:46:05,220
I'm like, put it out.

592
00:46:05,220 --> 00:46:12,060
But I have to, my personality, who I am, I'm just like, I hate losing.

593
00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:13,660
I'm not, I don't know.

594
00:46:13,660 --> 00:46:14,740
I, you know what?

595
00:46:14,740 --> 00:46:17,700
I never knew this until we started doing the podcast.

596
00:46:17,700 --> 00:46:20,780
I did not know you were a sore loser until you admitted it.

597
00:46:20,780 --> 00:46:24,220
And then just the things you tell me offline, I'm like, oh my God, she fucking is.

598
00:46:24,220 --> 00:46:25,220
What the fuck?

599
00:46:25,220 --> 00:46:26,220
Yeah.

600
00:46:26,220 --> 00:46:27,220
Yeah.

601
00:46:27,220 --> 00:46:28,220
I'm bad.

602
00:46:28,220 --> 00:46:29,220
I'm bad.

603
00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:34,820
I'm so bad and I'm not proud of it, but at least you admit it.

604
00:46:34,820 --> 00:46:35,820
Yeah.

605
00:46:35,820 --> 00:46:39,460
Half the time people don't admit it and that's where the problem is.

606
00:46:39,460 --> 00:46:41,100
So at least you're aware of that.

607
00:46:41,100 --> 00:46:42,100
Oh yeah.

608
00:46:42,100 --> 00:46:45,540
I'm like, it could be a board game or it could be the true game of life.

609
00:46:45,540 --> 00:46:48,540
It's like, I know, no.

610
00:46:48,540 --> 00:46:51,620
And I have this whole, like, don't tell me what the fuck to do.

611
00:46:51,620 --> 00:46:56,660
I, I, I hate it, but I'm trying to just, okay, I'll listen.

612
00:46:56,660 --> 00:47:00,820
I'll listen or just act, or just act like you're listening and then just be like, all

613
00:47:00,820 --> 00:47:01,820
right, I got to go by.

614
00:47:01,820 --> 00:47:02,820
Yeah.

615
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:03,820
That's what I started doing.

616
00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:04,820
Oh, yeah.

617
00:47:04,820 --> 00:47:06,420
Like, oh, well, well, thank you for your concerns.

618
00:47:06,420 --> 00:47:08,940
And I, I, I'm even better.

619
00:47:08,940 --> 00:47:09,940
Yeah.

620
00:47:09,940 --> 00:47:15,900
Thank you for your fucking concerns and go, I hope you don't, you know, fucking go, go

621
00:47:15,900 --> 00:47:16,900
fly a kite.

622
00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:17,900
How about that?

623
00:47:17,900 --> 00:47:19,740
That's, that's, I don't fucking care.

624
00:47:19,740 --> 00:47:20,740
I, I hate it.

625
00:47:20,740 --> 00:47:24,860
It's just like, I don't know, but I've been really trying to just work on myself as far

626
00:47:24,860 --> 00:47:34,580
as, um, yeah, just learning to not worry about the shit that I fucking can not, can

627
00:47:34,580 --> 00:47:36,620
have no control over it.

628
00:47:36,620 --> 00:47:39,980
You know what, I've been doing the same thing and I have a confession now.

629
00:47:39,980 --> 00:47:45,780
I guess, um, I have not been drinking like a lot, like since the Hawaii trip or the Maui

630
00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:46,780
trip.

631
00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:53,140
I haven't told you, but like, I just had a, like a one and a half serving of vodka in

632
00:47:53,140 --> 00:47:57,260
my crystal light, but I like last week, and that's probably why the podcast on my half

633
00:47:57,260 --> 00:47:59,460
fucking sucks because I'm not funny.

634
00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:01,060
I don't really drink anymore.

635
00:48:01,060 --> 00:48:07,500
I was just like, I don't, I have way too much shit going on, I guess.

636
00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:10,500
And then like, well, I take that back last week.

637
00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:11,660
Oh, I forgot to tell you.

638
00:48:11,660 --> 00:48:14,300
So last week we did our podcast, right?

639
00:48:14,300 --> 00:48:15,300
Right.

640
00:48:15,300 --> 00:48:17,100
I'm like, I'm gonna have tequila.

641
00:48:17,100 --> 00:48:21,980
I had a shot of tequila and then I had one and a half vodka or vodka in my crystal light.

642
00:48:21,980 --> 00:48:25,580
I'm like, cause I don't have to work the next day because it was president's day.

643
00:48:25,580 --> 00:48:26,740
Oh, right.

644
00:48:26,740 --> 00:48:31,020
I woke up and I was so fucking hungover because I haven't like, and that wasn't even, you

645
00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:36,620
know, even fucking drinking for me, but like normally that's like, just like my breakfast.

646
00:48:36,620 --> 00:48:37,620
Yeah.

647
00:48:37,620 --> 00:48:39,740
So I was fucking hungover the entire day.

648
00:48:39,740 --> 00:48:42,740
I log into work Tuesday morning.

649
00:48:42,740 --> 00:48:46,540
Why do I have 181 new fucking emails?

650
00:48:46,540 --> 00:48:48,340
You want to know fucking why?

651
00:48:48,340 --> 00:48:49,620
There was no fucking holiday.

652
00:48:49,620 --> 00:48:50,620
Oh, no.

653
00:48:50,620 --> 00:48:57,460
So I'm like, my boss gets online because we're all remote.

654
00:48:57,460 --> 00:49:02,740
So I'm like, Hey, I got 181 new emails like, and they're all from yesterday.

655
00:49:02,740 --> 00:49:06,140
Like during normal working hours, like was I supposed to log in?

656
00:49:06,140 --> 00:49:13,100
Cause you told me on Friday that she's like, Medusa, because who I work for now, they're

657
00:49:13,100 --> 00:49:15,180
they all combined into one company.

658
00:49:15,180 --> 00:49:20,100
So her, her part of the company was originally vacant or I guess paid holiday.

659
00:49:20,100 --> 00:49:23,780
So that's why she told me no, no, no work.

660
00:49:23,780 --> 00:49:24,780
It's a paid holiday.

661
00:49:24,780 --> 00:49:27,220
She's like, I thought the same thing.

662
00:49:27,220 --> 00:49:29,580
That's why I told you don't fucking log in.

663
00:49:29,580 --> 00:49:34,820
It's a paid holiday until I've got to the, she had blood work and she had a doctor's

664
00:49:34,820 --> 00:49:35,820
appointment.

665
00:49:35,820 --> 00:49:39,780
So she's like, I'm in my city and my doctor's appointment and all of a sudden my phone starts

666
00:49:39,780 --> 00:49:44,180
ringing and talking about why aren't you on this conference call?

667
00:49:44,180 --> 00:49:45,500
And she's like, well, today's a holiday.

668
00:49:45,500 --> 00:49:49,460
They're like, no, it's not because we merged and the merger says there's it's, and I'm

669
00:49:49,460 --> 00:49:50,620
like, why didn't you call me?

670
00:49:50,620 --> 00:49:51,620
I was fucking home.

671
00:49:51,620 --> 00:49:52,620
Like I would have logged on.

672
00:49:52,620 --> 00:49:56,220
She's like, no, I already told you that it was a holiday.

673
00:49:56,220 --> 00:49:57,220
Don't worry about it.

674
00:49:57,220 --> 00:49:58,220
Just put eight hours down.

675
00:49:58,220 --> 00:49:59,220
You're going to get paid.

676
00:49:59,220 --> 00:50:00,220
I'm like, are you sure?

677
00:50:00,220 --> 00:50:01,220
She's like, yeah.

678
00:50:01,220 --> 00:50:02,220
And I'm like, score.

679
00:50:02,220 --> 00:50:03,220
Yeah.

680
00:50:03,220 --> 00:50:04,220
Fuck yeah.

681
00:50:04,220 --> 00:50:05,220
Thank you universe.

682
00:50:05,220 --> 00:50:06,220
Yeah.

683
00:50:06,220 --> 00:50:09,340
You're like finally, finally.

684
00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:13,940
I was so hungover and I'm just like, I just, I just, it's not me anymore.

685
00:50:13,940 --> 00:50:14,940
I don't know.

686
00:50:14,940 --> 00:50:15,940
I guess I'm turning a new leaf.

687
00:50:15,940 --> 00:50:16,940
Yeah.

688
00:50:16,940 --> 00:50:17,940
That's, that's, that's good.

689
00:50:17,940 --> 00:50:18,940
Yeah, I guess.

690
00:50:18,940 --> 00:50:23,740
I mean, like the week before that, or so the week before that I met up with Darcy and

691
00:50:23,740 --> 00:50:27,060
Newport, cause I haven't seen her since fucking August.

692
00:50:27,060 --> 00:50:28,460
I saw her for her birthday.

693
00:50:28,460 --> 00:50:29,460
All right.

694
00:50:29,460 --> 00:50:31,340
I saw her the week before I went to come see you.

695
00:50:31,340 --> 00:50:32,340
Okay.

696
00:50:32,340 --> 00:50:34,540
And then I told her I'll come see her in October.

697
00:50:34,540 --> 00:50:35,540
I never did.

698
00:50:35,540 --> 00:50:37,180
So I'm like, oh shit, we're in February.

699
00:50:37,180 --> 00:50:39,620
I gotta make a trip down.

700
00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:40,620
So we hung out in Newport.

701
00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:44,580
I had four pints of beer and I'm like, dude, I'm like, I really don't drink anymore.

702
00:50:44,580 --> 00:50:45,580
She's like, what?

703
00:50:45,580 --> 00:50:47,540
And I'm like, yeah, well, I need to fucking bounce.

704
00:50:47,540 --> 00:50:49,140
Or she, she kept me to my time.

705
00:50:49,140 --> 00:50:52,740
I'm like, I need to leave by 3pm because I need to take Fenway out.

706
00:50:52,740 --> 00:50:53,740
Yeah.

707
00:50:53,740 --> 00:50:54,740
This fucking dog, I swear.

708
00:50:54,740 --> 00:50:57,740
Why does she have to pee in poop?

709
00:50:57,740 --> 00:51:01,700
Running my life.

710
00:51:01,700 --> 00:51:09,700
So and then the before that was four weeks before that my, my CLB, um, homie, um, Fabian,

711
00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:13,900
he took me out for lunch for my belated birthday the end of January and I only had two pints

712
00:51:13,900 --> 00:51:16,140
of Guinness and he was like, you don't want more.

713
00:51:16,140 --> 00:51:18,140
I'm like, no, bro, I don't really drink anymore.

714
00:51:18,140 --> 00:51:19,140
And tomorrow's leg day.

715
00:51:19,140 --> 00:51:20,860
He's like, this is not.

716
00:51:20,860 --> 00:51:26,180
He's like, he's like, when I first met you, I can't believe like, he's like, you drank

717
00:51:26,180 --> 00:51:30,020
like six to seven pints of beer and then like, is she okay to drive home?

718
00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:34,180
This bitch, this bitch isn't even slurring and she's fucking is walking straight.

719
00:51:34,180 --> 00:51:35,340
Like she's fucking straight.

720
00:51:35,340 --> 00:51:38,940
Like what the fuck?

721
00:51:38,940 --> 00:51:43,260
So I don't know, Pomona, but let's hopefully the next time I see you, I'll be back on my

722
00:51:43,260 --> 00:51:44,260
alcohol cake.

723
00:51:44,260 --> 00:51:47,700
Well, I mean, I'm kind of right there with you.

724
00:51:47,700 --> 00:51:50,540
I think we were kind of like, I don't know.

725
00:51:50,540 --> 00:51:58,500
It was almost like the same when people are, what are you drinking or are you hungover?

726
00:51:58,500 --> 00:52:01,500
It's like nah, nah, I'm straight.

727
00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:05,460
I'm straight and everybody just, what are you okay?

728
00:52:05,460 --> 00:52:07,460
Like, I don't know.

729
00:52:07,460 --> 00:52:10,820
And it kind of made me a little more embarrassed.

730
00:52:10,820 --> 00:52:16,260
Like, hmm, is this what just everybody I'm just known to just drink motherfuckers under

731
00:52:16,260 --> 00:52:17,260
the table.

732
00:52:17,260 --> 00:52:18,260
Right.

733
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:19,260
Exactly.

734
00:52:19,260 --> 00:52:22,380
That's kind of like, boom, damn.

735
00:52:22,380 --> 00:52:23,380
Okay.

736
00:52:23,380 --> 00:52:27,900
I just got like fucking, wow, rude awakening.

737
00:52:27,900 --> 00:52:33,900
The last time I got slosh, slosh was when I flew up to see you, but that was a nightmare

738
00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:39,180
just trying to drive or try to be in that plane with everybody with Columbia and Patagonia

739
00:52:39,180 --> 00:52:40,180
gear on.

740
00:52:40,180 --> 00:52:41,180
I'm just like, we're going to fucking crash.

741
00:52:41,180 --> 00:52:42,180
We're going to Ghana.

742
00:52:42,180 --> 00:52:44,300
Somebody's serving me purple drink.

743
00:52:44,300 --> 00:52:46,300
I need to die.

744
00:52:46,300 --> 00:52:47,300
Yeah.

745
00:52:47,300 --> 00:52:48,300
Yeah.

746
00:52:48,300 --> 00:52:51,340
I've been, I've been well behaved actually.

747
00:52:51,340 --> 00:52:57,060
And it was kind of tough in the beginning, but it's actually, I think it's actually good.

748
00:52:57,060 --> 00:53:00,740
At least I'm not doing one of those fucking sober October motherfucking things.

749
00:53:00,740 --> 00:53:03,980
Like, oh, I did that three times or two, twice.

750
00:53:03,980 --> 00:53:06,140
I did it once girl.

751
00:53:06,140 --> 00:53:08,500
I did the first time was during lockdown.

752
00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:09,500
I did it.

753
00:53:09,500 --> 00:53:10,980
I did it for 89 fucking days.

754
00:53:10,980 --> 00:53:12,980
I'm like, oh, I did it.

755
00:53:12,980 --> 00:53:14,740
And then like everybody's like, why are you stopping?

756
00:53:14,740 --> 00:53:15,740
Like, I'm going to a rave.

757
00:53:15,740 --> 00:53:17,260
They're like, there's a lockdown going on.

758
00:53:17,260 --> 00:53:20,940
I'm like, well, I'm going to the rave anyways, and I need to start drinking a week in advance

759
00:53:20,940 --> 00:53:22,940
for my up my tolerance.

760
00:53:22,940 --> 00:53:23,940
Yeah.

761
00:53:23,940 --> 00:53:24,940
For sure.

762
00:53:24,940 --> 00:53:29,220
I would do this so well October and I would tell myself, see, see Pomona bullets, you

763
00:53:29,220 --> 00:53:30,220
an alcoholic.

764
00:53:30,220 --> 00:53:31,220
You did well.

765
00:53:31,220 --> 00:53:32,220
Who knows?

766
00:53:32,220 --> 00:53:33,220
You did well.

767
00:53:33,220 --> 00:53:34,220
Now you did your time.

768
00:53:34,220 --> 00:53:35,220
Yeah.

769
00:53:35,220 --> 00:53:36,220
Now go get a drink.

770
00:53:36,220 --> 00:53:37,220
There you go.

771
00:53:37,220 --> 00:53:38,220
Now go relax.

772
00:53:38,220 --> 00:53:39,220
You deserve it.

773
00:53:39,220 --> 00:53:40,220
You deserve it.

774
00:53:40,220 --> 00:53:41,220
Like, okay.

775
00:53:41,220 --> 00:53:42,220
Yeah.

776
00:53:42,220 --> 00:53:49,220
Fucking headache.

777
00:53:49,220 --> 00:53:54,900
Fucking body aches.

778
00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:58,340
If I meet up with friends, I'll probably like when I met up with Darce, I had four pints

779
00:53:58,340 --> 00:53:59,340
of beer and that's it.

780
00:53:59,340 --> 00:54:00,780
So I'm like, I'll drink then.

781
00:54:00,780 --> 00:54:04,180
But like at home, like at least I'm saving money and I'm not trying to save money when

782
00:54:04,180 --> 00:54:05,180
it comes to alcohol.

783
00:54:05,180 --> 00:54:07,980
But I'm just like, I've had the same fucking handle of fucking vodka.

784
00:54:07,980 --> 00:54:13,260
Like that fucking big ass handle will probably last normally last me like maybe five weeks.

785
00:54:13,260 --> 00:54:14,420
Oh yeah.

786
00:54:14,420 --> 00:54:16,980
I've had it for like two and a half months now.

787
00:54:16,980 --> 00:54:19,740
See, we're moving up in the world.

788
00:54:19,740 --> 00:54:20,740
Fuck yeah.

789
00:54:20,740 --> 00:54:21,740
I guess man.

790
00:54:21,740 --> 00:54:22,740
Fucking old ages.

791
00:54:22,740 --> 00:54:23,740
I know right.

792
00:54:23,740 --> 00:54:24,740
I can't hang anymore.

793
00:54:24,740 --> 00:54:28,260
It's just like I got shit to do and I don't want that fucking hangover man.

794
00:54:28,260 --> 00:54:30,540
I can't even eat fucking ice cream anymore.

795
00:54:30,540 --> 00:54:31,540
Like dairy.

796
00:54:31,540 --> 00:54:32,540
Fucking not.

797
00:54:32,540 --> 00:54:34,140
You know what?

798
00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:39,460
I don't eat that either just because the sugar high and then the next day will just give

799
00:54:39,460 --> 00:54:40,460
me gas.

800
00:54:40,460 --> 00:54:41,460
Yeah.

801
00:54:41,460 --> 00:54:42,460
I'm just like, ow.

802
00:54:42,460 --> 00:54:43,460
My tummy hurts.

803
00:54:43,460 --> 00:54:44,460
Like fuck it.

804
00:54:44,460 --> 00:54:45,460
I can't do this.

805
00:54:45,460 --> 00:54:46,460
Like I love ice cream.

806
00:54:46,460 --> 00:54:49,340
But I guess not no more.

807
00:54:49,340 --> 00:54:51,260
No more ice cream for me.

808
00:54:51,260 --> 00:54:53,780
Do you eat berries still or drink dairy?

809
00:54:53,780 --> 00:54:54,780
Hardly ever.

810
00:54:54,780 --> 00:54:55,780
Hardly ever.

811
00:54:55,780 --> 00:54:59,260
I mean, if I'm making mashed potatoes, I'll put a little there, a little milk.

812
00:54:59,260 --> 00:55:00,260
Oh, okay.

813
00:55:00,260 --> 00:55:01,260
But yeah.

814
00:55:01,260 --> 00:55:02,260
No.

815
00:55:02,260 --> 00:55:04,660
I mean, it's like cheese and then like Greek yogurt.

816
00:55:04,660 --> 00:55:05,660
That's about it.

817
00:55:05,660 --> 00:55:06,660
Yeah.

818
00:55:06,660 --> 00:55:07,660
Yeah.

819
00:55:07,660 --> 00:55:08,660
I'm the same way.

820
00:55:08,660 --> 00:55:10,140
I love Greek yogurt.

821
00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:13,060
I'll eat some cottage cheese here and there.

822
00:55:13,060 --> 00:55:14,060
Yeah.

823
00:55:14,060 --> 00:55:15,060
That's rare for me too.

824
00:55:15,060 --> 00:55:18,860
I used to eat that all the time, but then all of a sudden, like when I turned 35, I

825
00:55:18,860 --> 00:55:19,860
would get the worst.

826
00:55:19,860 --> 00:55:24,020
I guess people call it, I call it acid or they call it acid reflux because I'm an old

827
00:55:24,020 --> 00:55:25,020
hit.

828
00:55:25,020 --> 00:55:26,020
I call it heartburn.

829
00:55:26,020 --> 00:55:29,380
I had the worst heartburn and then like, I don't know.

830
00:55:29,380 --> 00:55:31,940
I guess maybe they're fake cows or fake cottage cheese.

831
00:55:31,940 --> 00:55:33,780
I never had that problem until 35.

832
00:55:33,780 --> 00:55:38,700
And then all of a sudden I had heartburn like no more cottage cheese for me.

833
00:55:38,700 --> 00:55:39,700
Yeah.

834
00:55:39,700 --> 00:55:45,700
I used to cheese up my pizza extra cheese and I'm like, nah, give me that block.

835
00:55:45,700 --> 00:55:46,700
Yeah.

836
00:55:46,700 --> 00:55:50,300
I need extra cheese for cheese.

837
00:55:50,300 --> 00:55:51,740
I owe all the cheese down.

838
00:55:51,740 --> 00:55:52,740
Yeah.

839
00:55:52,740 --> 00:55:54,300
Light on the cheese.

840
00:55:54,300 --> 00:55:56,300
How about no cheese?

841
00:55:56,300 --> 00:55:57,300
Same.

842
00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:58,300
Can't do it.

843
00:55:58,300 --> 00:55:59,300
Fuck me.

844
00:55:59,300 --> 00:56:01,900
Get the flatbread pizza or whatever it's fucking called.

845
00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:03,620
All that has like the less cheese.

846
00:56:03,620 --> 00:56:04,620
Yeah.

847
00:56:04,620 --> 00:56:05,620
Yeah.

848
00:56:05,620 --> 00:56:06,940
It doesn't even have marinara sauce anymore.

849
00:56:06,940 --> 00:56:07,940
It's like, I'll take it.

850
00:56:07,940 --> 00:56:08,940
I'll take it.

851
00:56:08,940 --> 00:56:09,940
It's good with pesto.

852
00:56:09,940 --> 00:56:10,940
Yeah.

853
00:56:10,940 --> 00:56:11,940
The pesto fuck yeah.

854
00:56:11,940 --> 00:56:13,660
Or the olive garlic confused.

855
00:56:13,660 --> 00:56:14,660
Yes.

856
00:56:14,660 --> 00:56:15,660
The yeah.

857
00:56:15,660 --> 00:56:17,620
I'm just like, yeah, I'm fucking old now.

858
00:56:17,620 --> 00:56:21,140
I can't even do this shit no more street tacos.

859
00:56:21,140 --> 00:56:22,140
I'm like, yeah.

860
00:56:22,140 --> 00:56:23,140
Okay.

861
00:56:23,140 --> 00:56:24,140
I have another admission.

862
00:56:24,140 --> 00:56:28,300
I guess this is admission or confession for Baruch Medusa Sunday.

863
00:56:28,300 --> 00:56:29,780
I'm back on McDonald's.

864
00:56:29,780 --> 00:56:30,780
Thanks to Ocho Cinco.

865
00:56:30,780 --> 00:56:32,780
I know Ocho Cinco eats that shit all day long.

866
00:56:32,780 --> 00:56:34,780
He used to work there.

867
00:56:34,780 --> 00:56:35,780
What?

868
00:56:35,780 --> 00:56:36,780
Yes.

869
00:56:36,780 --> 00:56:41,460
Like he he'll post on Twitter between that and because his I don't know if he's married

870
00:56:41,460 --> 00:56:44,700
yet to Charelle, but his baby mama.

871
00:56:44,700 --> 00:56:45,700
He will.

872
00:56:45,700 --> 00:56:52,740
She will always order him McDonald's and it would always be DoorDash that or Dunkin Donuts

873
00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:53,740
or is it Dunkin Donuts?

874
00:56:53,740 --> 00:56:54,740
No, I'm sorry.

875
00:56:54,740 --> 00:56:57,780
Krispy Kreme's like he'll eat the whole 12 pack and I'm like, God damn it.

876
00:56:57,780 --> 00:56:59,100
I fucking love you.

877
00:56:59,100 --> 00:57:00,100
Yeah.

878
00:57:00,100 --> 00:57:03,260
So what are you ordering at McDonald's?

879
00:57:03,260 --> 00:57:05,620
And everybody's just like, why do you order this?

880
00:57:05,620 --> 00:57:08,820
Quarter pounder with cheese and 10 piece nuggets are like what?

881
00:57:08,820 --> 00:57:11,020
And I'm like, that's 50 grams of protein.

882
00:57:11,020 --> 00:57:12,660
You don't need to eat the fucking fries.

883
00:57:12,660 --> 00:57:16,900
If you want fries, eat the chicken nuggets and the nuggets have protein.

884
00:57:16,900 --> 00:57:19,140
So that's an easy 50 grams right there.

885
00:57:19,140 --> 00:57:20,380
And that's I'm all about protein.

886
00:57:20,380 --> 00:57:21,380
So there.

887
00:57:21,380 --> 00:57:22,380
Nice.

888
00:57:22,380 --> 00:57:23,380
Yeah.

889
00:57:23,380 --> 00:57:24,780
And plus the McDonald's app.

890
00:57:24,780 --> 00:57:25,900
So I gain all these points.

891
00:57:25,900 --> 00:57:26,900
Oh yeah.

892
00:57:26,900 --> 00:57:27,900
Exactly.

893
00:57:27,900 --> 00:57:31,260
They're like, you like that you like that combo?

894
00:57:31,260 --> 00:57:33,700
We'll give it to you for the next month for $6.

895
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:39,260
And I'm like $6 and 60 cents for a quarter pounder with cheese and 10 piece nuggets.

896
00:57:39,260 --> 00:57:42,140
I get that twice a week.

897
00:57:42,140 --> 00:57:43,140
Wow.

898
00:57:43,140 --> 00:57:48,180
Well, hey, you know, you only live life once.

899
00:57:48,180 --> 00:57:49,940
I guess, right?

900
00:57:49,940 --> 00:57:53,980
And DRock has limited food restaurants or whatever.

901
00:57:53,980 --> 00:57:56,620
So that's the closest one to me is that.

902
00:57:56,620 --> 00:57:57,620
Yeah.

903
00:57:57,620 --> 00:57:59,060
I would get something else.

904
00:57:59,060 --> 00:58:01,660
That's all I have here too.

905
00:58:01,660 --> 00:58:03,580
Fucking McDonald and Carl's Jr.

906
00:58:03,580 --> 00:58:04,580
Yeah.

907
00:58:04,580 --> 00:58:07,260
The Carl's Jr. like, you know how you ate that button?

908
00:58:07,260 --> 00:58:08,260
Yeah.

909
00:58:08,260 --> 00:58:16,020
Like I had mentioned on that episode where you said you accidentally bit into a button,

910
00:58:16,020 --> 00:58:17,940
by the way, what the fuck?

911
00:58:17,940 --> 00:58:21,140
Yeah, their foods, I don't know.

912
00:58:21,140 --> 00:58:25,660
It used to be good and it's not really good anymore, at least or maybe my taste buds changed.

913
00:58:25,660 --> 00:58:29,540
So I'm on the McDonald's Ocho Cinco diet.

914
00:58:29,540 --> 00:58:30,540
Nice.

915
00:58:30,540 --> 00:58:31,900
I still like their cheeseburgers.

916
00:58:31,900 --> 00:58:33,980
I can still eat McDonald's cheeseburger.

917
00:58:33,980 --> 00:58:34,980
I do.

918
00:58:34,980 --> 00:58:38,420
I just, and their pickles with the onions.

919
00:58:38,420 --> 00:58:39,420
Yeah.

920
00:58:39,420 --> 00:58:41,340
Makes it taste so good.

921
00:58:41,340 --> 00:58:43,780
Give me all that sodium.

922
00:58:43,780 --> 00:58:46,340
Yeah, for sure.

923
00:58:46,340 --> 00:58:47,820
Shit.

924
00:58:47,820 --> 00:58:50,380
Oh, okay.

925
00:58:50,380 --> 00:58:51,740
So we haven't done rants lately.

926
00:58:51,740 --> 00:58:52,740
Do you have any rants?

927
00:58:52,740 --> 00:58:53,740
I guess.

928
00:58:53,740 --> 00:58:59,340
Yeah, it's, we're coming up on an hour, so I just wanted to, looking at the time.

929
00:58:59,340 --> 00:59:05,860
My rant, no, I think I pretty much just kind of, I was just, my rant was just, I was, I

930
00:59:05,860 --> 00:59:11,860
just came, I had an epiphany, which I always truly try to ignore those.

931
00:59:11,860 --> 00:59:14,060
Because they're so boring.

932
00:59:14,060 --> 00:59:15,780
Yeah, I was like, what?

933
00:59:15,780 --> 00:59:18,260
No, but my rant is on myself.

934
00:59:18,260 --> 00:59:25,540
I'm just like, I can't believe that it fucking took me so damn long in life to just finally

935
00:59:25,540 --> 00:59:32,380
say, throw in the towel and say, all right, let me, let me just, let me just work on myself.

936
00:59:32,380 --> 00:59:33,380
Well, yeah.

937
00:59:33,380 --> 00:59:35,540
That's a good thing though.

938
00:59:35,540 --> 00:59:38,700
And when you're throwing in the towel, you also mentioned that you're trying, you're

939
00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:40,380
trying not to control everything.

940
00:59:40,380 --> 00:59:43,860
So that's a good thing as well, because that's something I'm working on as well.

941
00:59:43,860 --> 00:59:47,500
It's just like my mom and my daughter, you can do whatever the fuck you want.

942
00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:48,500
But it comes down.

943
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:49,500
Yeah.

944
00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:53,060
So my rant is like, God damn it, Mona bullets.

945
00:59:53,060 --> 01:00:01,380
How come you took so many fucking years to just not breathe and just say, hey, life

946
01:00:01,380 --> 01:00:02,380
is life.

947
01:00:02,380 --> 01:00:03,380
Like just do you.

948
01:00:03,380 --> 01:00:04,380
Right.

949
01:00:04,380 --> 01:00:07,380
Took me, took me fucking 40 years.

950
01:00:07,380 --> 01:00:10,700
Well, hey, better late than never.

951
01:00:10,700 --> 01:00:11,700
Yeah.

952
01:00:11,700 --> 01:00:12,700
That's what I'm saying at least for me.

953
01:00:12,700 --> 01:00:13,700
Yep.

954
01:00:13,700 --> 01:00:16,500
So now I'm about to believe my best life.

955
01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:17,500
That's right, bitch.

956
01:00:17,500 --> 01:00:18,700
That's what you need to fucking do.

957
01:00:18,700 --> 01:00:19,700
Yeah.

958
01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:20,700
What's your rant?

959
01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:21,700
Do you have a good rant?

960
01:00:21,700 --> 01:00:25,940
I mean, well, this is a nerd rant, I guess, because I haven't wrote down rants in a while.

961
01:00:25,940 --> 01:00:31,460
But so Microsoft, I don't, you probably don't use office or Microsoft office, Microsoft

962
01:00:31,460 --> 01:00:32,460
Word at work.

963
01:00:32,460 --> 01:00:34,540
Because I know you do other stuff.

964
01:00:34,540 --> 01:00:35,540
You don't.

965
01:00:35,540 --> 01:00:36,540
Do you use that?

966
01:00:36,540 --> 01:00:39,300
I do because I have to make flyers for the store.

967
01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:40,300
Okay.

968
01:00:40,300 --> 01:00:42,380
Well, I'm an old head.

969
01:00:42,380 --> 01:00:52,140
So my rant is this, originally back in like 1990s, Microsoft Word's default font was Times

970
01:00:52,140 --> 01:00:53,140
Roman numerals.

971
01:00:53,140 --> 01:00:55,780
Oh, I fucking like that.

972
01:00:55,780 --> 01:00:56,780
Right.

973
01:00:56,780 --> 01:01:00,740
I like that because I'm an old head and then it evolved to aerial.

974
01:01:00,740 --> 01:01:02,140
I like that as well.

975
01:01:02,140 --> 01:01:05,820
As of 2020, the default was Calibre.

976
01:01:05,820 --> 01:01:09,380
If I'm saying that, I'm sorry.

977
01:01:09,380 --> 01:01:15,020
I don't know, that was the default font.

978
01:01:15,020 --> 01:01:19,380
I finally got used to that because in the beginning of 2020, I'm like, what the fuck

979
01:01:19,380 --> 01:01:20,380
is this?

980
01:01:20,380 --> 01:01:23,020
I would automatically make, I would change everything.

981
01:01:23,020 --> 01:01:27,100
I'm typing into aerial because I fucking hated Calibre.

982
01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:28,660
If I'm saying that correctly.

983
01:01:28,660 --> 01:01:29,660
Right.

984
01:01:29,660 --> 01:01:37,420
As of the last, maybe 45 days, they updated the default font to Aptos, APTOS.

985
01:01:37,420 --> 01:01:39,460
I fucking hate that font, Pomona.

986
01:01:39,460 --> 01:01:42,740
Let's bring back aerial or times Roman numeral.

987
01:01:42,740 --> 01:01:46,020
Like the old heads don't like this new shit.

988
01:01:46,020 --> 01:01:48,500
No, I agree.

989
01:01:48,500 --> 01:01:54,540
I, I have to, I, and the worst part about that is I have to go into my fucking settings.

990
01:01:54,540 --> 01:02:00,340
And when I'm typing emails, doing anything, I'm like, fucking the primary fucking font

991
01:02:00,340 --> 01:02:01,340
needs to be aerial.

992
01:02:01,340 --> 01:02:02,340
Yeah.

993
01:02:02,340 --> 01:02:03,340
Thank you.

994
01:02:03,340 --> 01:02:04,340
And that's across the board.

995
01:02:04,340 --> 01:02:05,340
That's for Excel.

996
01:02:05,340 --> 01:02:06,780
That's for PowerPoint.

997
01:02:06,780 --> 01:02:08,820
That's for, like you said, emails.

998
01:02:08,820 --> 01:02:13,140
And I'm just like this, I'm like this fucking bitch, like who's the fucking, I'm assuming

999
01:02:13,140 --> 01:02:14,140
is a Gen Xer.

1000
01:02:14,140 --> 01:02:17,620
I'm like, who's changing, making this default font?

1001
01:02:17,620 --> 01:02:19,980
And now that I'm saying this all, I need a YouTube it.

1002
01:02:19,980 --> 01:02:25,020
I bet I can find a way to make the default or set the default to be times Roman numeral

1003
01:02:25,020 --> 01:02:26,020
aerial.

1004
01:02:26,020 --> 01:02:29,700
And if there is such a thing, Pomona Bullets, I will send the instructions to you.

1005
01:02:29,700 --> 01:02:30,700
Thank you.

1006
01:02:30,700 --> 01:02:35,060
Because I am so not tech savvy and I, I, I can't keep up.

1007
01:02:35,060 --> 01:02:36,060
I'm so old.

1008
01:02:36,060 --> 01:02:37,780
I'm just like, what the fuck?

1009
01:02:37,780 --> 01:02:40,700
My fucking phone updated again last night.

1010
01:02:40,700 --> 01:02:42,500
Like what are new emojis?

1011
01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:43,500
Wow.

1012
01:02:43,500 --> 01:02:48,260
And you know, I know you mentioned this like a while ago.

1013
01:02:48,260 --> 01:02:53,420
So like, I'm going to say two software updates ago, at least for T-Mobile for me.

1014
01:02:53,420 --> 01:02:57,420
It said, like it went from like, you know how like when we text message each other, like

1015
01:02:57,420 --> 01:03:02,220
the gifts would be on the front, I guess, or I guess the first part, but now it's not

1016
01:03:02,220 --> 01:03:03,980
like I have to hit the plus button.

1017
01:03:03,980 --> 01:03:07,900
Then it scrolls and then it's like on the second page.

1018
01:03:07,900 --> 01:03:09,980
Yeah, it's all vertically on the second page.

1019
01:03:09,980 --> 01:03:13,260
And I'm just like, who the fuck decided this?

1020
01:03:13,260 --> 01:03:15,540
Because everybody replies in fucking gifts.

1021
01:03:15,540 --> 01:03:18,260
So this should be like the first under photos.

1022
01:03:18,260 --> 01:03:22,180
That should be the second option when you're trying to reply without text.

1023
01:03:22,180 --> 01:03:24,180
Yeah, I know.

1024
01:03:24,180 --> 01:03:25,180
I know.

1025
01:03:25,180 --> 01:03:26,660
It's a fucking cruel world.

1026
01:03:26,660 --> 01:03:27,660
Like what the fuck?

1027
01:03:27,660 --> 01:03:30,660
And now I need to keel out or bring down my blood pressure.

1028
01:03:30,660 --> 01:03:34,860
Clink, clink, clink, clink, bitch.

1029
01:03:34,860 --> 01:03:39,260
We're going to have to think of a new term instead of clink, clink, since we've dried

1030
01:03:39,260 --> 01:03:40,260
up on the album.

1031
01:03:40,260 --> 01:03:41,260
I know.

1032
01:03:41,260 --> 01:03:42,500
We're like, think, think, think again.

1033
01:03:42,500 --> 01:03:43,820
Just kidding.

1034
01:03:43,820 --> 01:03:49,340
Or pink, pink, blank, blank.

1035
01:03:49,340 --> 01:03:50,340
Yes.

1036
01:03:50,340 --> 01:03:51,340
You win.

1037
01:03:51,340 --> 01:03:52,340
You always win.

1038
01:03:52,340 --> 01:03:53,340
Good.

1039
01:03:53,340 --> 01:03:54,340
Because I'm a force for it.

1040
01:03:54,340 --> 01:03:55,340
Oh yeah.

1041
01:03:55,340 --> 01:03:56,340
I don't need you flipping the table.

1042
01:03:56,340 --> 01:03:57,340
Yeah.

1043
01:03:57,340 --> 01:04:03,340
I don't feel like breaking my TV today.

1044
01:04:03,340 --> 01:04:05,340
I'm poor.

1045
01:04:05,340 --> 01:04:06,340
Okay.

1046
01:04:06,340 --> 01:04:07,340
I'm bad.

1047
01:04:07,340 --> 01:04:08,340
No, we are.

1048
01:04:08,340 --> 01:04:09,340
Yes.

1049
01:04:09,340 --> 01:04:10,340
And you are.

1050
01:04:10,340 --> 01:04:11,340
I'm on a bullet.

1051
01:04:11,340 --> 01:04:12,340
And we are besties.

1052
01:04:12,340 --> 01:04:13,340
I love you.

1053
01:04:13,340 --> 01:04:14,340
We'll both see you next week.

1054
01:04:14,340 --> 01:04:15,340
Yes.

1055
01:04:15,340 --> 01:04:16,340
Peace.

1056
01:04:16,340 --> 01:04:35,200
Okay.