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Welcome to the Nonsense Bitches. Let us begin.

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Good afternoon, the bitch. Good afternoon, bitch.

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Happy Sunday. Happy Sunday. How's it going?

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It's going okay. The weather, I guess, is supposed to start raining again later on today.

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That's all I keep talking about on the fucking news.

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My mom was watching the news and I'm like, oh, here we go.

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It's supposed to rain all the way to Wednesday. So who knows?

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Is it really? So all the news that we get up here, up in North and Oregon,

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because it rains all day long, you know, for, what, 80% of the year.

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Right. And we're getting all this news.

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It's like, what's the fucking news? California flood warnings.

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Flash floods. Yeah. Is that happening there?

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Like two weeks ago, I think it was two weeks ago. It rained for like 72 hours.

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Fucking straight. I'm like, can the fucking clouds just fucking move?

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Like just fucking move and the rain could be fucking done.

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Yeah. So that's what we're dealing with. Again, I guess starting tonight,

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I'm like, I'm never living Oregon or fucking Seattle. Like, no, fuck that shit.

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No, especially when they look down upon the people that use umbrellas.

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Right. Jesus Christ.

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Okay. So really quick before I forget, I wrote it down.

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Did you actually count the Taylor Swift appearances on the Superbowl last week?

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Yeah. I was just going to say, I was just going to say,

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I was just going to say, tell the listeners,

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because I wasn't paying attention when it came to her on the screen. Yeah.

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It was a little difficult because honestly, I had to live up to my word.

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And I said, I am going to telemark this shit.

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And I don't know, my final tally came out to nine.

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I was like, wow, that I must have missed something somewhere. So I Google it.

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And the, oh, yeah, GTS bitch. GTS that shit.

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And the official score is 11. So I, I must have missed a couple.

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Okay. So the official score after GTS, you met shit was 11.

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No shit. Yeah, we were way off.

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Way off. God damn it. Okay.

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Got it.

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Sorry.

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It's all right. I keep blowing my nose. I don't know.

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It can't be allergies because it's really rainy and cold here. So is it still,

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has it been snowing or no, we have another winter storm watch ahead for next week.

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Hopefully there's no snow. I don't know.

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Or ice or freezing rain or black, whatever they call it, all those elements, please.

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I'm over it. So it hasn't been like that since the last time,

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maybe two or three weeks ago where it was just totally ice for like an entire fucking week.

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Yeah, it's been pretty decent. Okay, good. Yeah.

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Thank goodness. Cause I,

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I'm so lost in the sauce and when the weather decides to do its being here, I don't know.

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I panic.

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I would too. So it's crazy.

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Little Islander girl, I just need some sun.

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Right. And the occasional monsoon rain.

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Yeah.

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Years after 30 minutes. Exactly. Exactly.

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I'm just tired. I look at my electricity bill and they go, shit.

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I'm like, what the fuck? Not only is, is the price of groceries fucking skyrocketing.

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I guess my fucking utility bills are too.

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Or maybe I'm just the one where I, I can't, I don't know.

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I hear people here in Oregon all the time.

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They say, Oh, it's only going to be 37 degrees today. Only.

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That's cold. That's cold.

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For the low, that's okay. But for the high, I have a problem with it being the high.

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The low, that's totally fine.

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It's cause the low is 33 degrees and the high is 44.

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Oh, you know what? So three weeks ago, when it was two weeks ago,

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whenever it rained for 72 hours straight, the high was like 49.

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Another day.

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And it was like, I was like, uh, this is not gonna happen if you're in a

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SchittuNott. Yeah. Yeah. It got cold.

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And I'm like, okay, I'm actually cold right now.

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Whoa.

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49 was the high one day. And I was just like, Holy fucking,

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shit.

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You guys don't know what to do with that type of fucking weather.

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Oh, I'm glad I was in my sweats with your snaggy.

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Whatever.

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Cool.

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But how do you like working at home?

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I love it.

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I know some people don't like it.

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I love it.

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I love it.

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I love it.

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So, um, yeah, I'm just dealing Excel spreadsheets all day long, which is my expertise.

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So it's a win-win.

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Right on.

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That's awesome.

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I love it too.

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You just think, God, yeah, no more commute.

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I scored on that one.

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Um, okay.

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So I'm looking at my notes.

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I wrote some stuff down, I guess, I don't know if you did or not, but, um, casino.org,

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they had a recent survey asking the, I guess the general public, I don't know.

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What's the biggest ripoff tourist attraction in California?

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And what would your answer be?

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Disneyland.

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Yeah.

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Winner, winner chicken dinner.

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Winner fucking winner.

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I'll tell you what, I don't know if I told you this, like when I worked at the

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city of Long Beach, there is a bunch of people that have fucking annual passes.

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It's ridiculous how many people have those passes.

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The one lady that, um, trained me, she's, uh, she's been retired for a long time now,

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but, um, we still keep in contact.

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She renewed, she always renews her past.

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She's been a Disney girl since forever.

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$1,600 girl.

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And that does not include parking.

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And you have to request your day in advance to attend.

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Like you can't just show up any day.

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For $1,600, I better be able to show up whenever the fuck I want.

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Early access to the park.

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Right?

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Oh my God.

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Damn fucking Disneyland.

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Like fuck that place.

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And that's, I was just like, yeah, so she, it's not called blackout dates, I

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guess, but you have to request your day in advance.

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And if you don't show up, I guess that you, you get a ding on your report card.

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What?

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Yeah.

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I was just like, okay, Hitler, calm the fuck down.

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Fuck down.

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Fuck.

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No.

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I, so hard to wrap my head around this whole Disney fucking thing.

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Right?

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I don't know.

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I mean, I, I get it that we grew up in SoCal for the most part.

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And I guess people can call us where we were privileged to just be there and we

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don't have a book of flight or anything.

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Oh, I see.

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Yeah, I guess whatever.

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Don't care.

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And it's just like, I hate it because half the time with my job and what I do when

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people request vacation time, sometimes I will ask just, oh, really?

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Oh, okay.

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Where are you?

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Where are you headed?

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Where are you going?

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Any plans?

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Is it a staycation?

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I'm doing small talk and I shit you not.

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Seven out of 10 motherfuckers say, we're going to Disneyland.

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We're going to Disneyland.

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Fuckin' Disneyland.

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Whatever.

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Wow.

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Whatever.

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I was like, well, good luck to you and all that bullshit.

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Right?

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I remember the Long Beach director.

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I guess I want to say she had a pass and clearly we didn't get along.

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She was like, hey, do you have a, she was like, she said something about

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Disneyland and I'm like, oh, okay.

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Do you have a Disneyland pass?

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I'm like, no, I fucking hate kids.

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She gave me the meanest luck and I'm just like, well, at least I'm fucking

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telling you the truth, bitch.

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Like have fun.

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Yeah.

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Good luck with that.

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Oh, fuck.

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No.

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And then their little speed pass and they did do a good tourist thing, I guess,

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by doing that California theme park.

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Whatever.

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Oh, the adventure.

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I would rather hang out there than Disneyland.

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Oh, yeah.

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For sure.

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And that's probably because we're locals.

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I went on one of the attractions and it's speaking about California and the

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history and the gold mines and I'm like, I don't give two fucks about any of this.

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I learned it in elementary school.

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And then I forgot about it because I totally forgot about that part.

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But yeah.

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I'm like, all right.

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At least I believe they sell beer there.

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Well, yeah, but the other place doesn't.

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I want to say, I don't know.

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I could be wrong.

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It's really, yeah.

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I, yeah, I think you have to like have certain reservations at that certain

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restaurants and you could have some wine, but you, you.

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Oh, probably you.

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I want to say this.

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There's a Star Wars restaurant there that might long beach coworkers would buy drinks

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at and of course they were astronomically overpriced.

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Of course.

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Of course.

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How would they make their money with millions and millions of tourists coming every day?

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They have to charge you that $14 for a six ounce glass of beer.

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And you know what?

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I don't even know because I haven't been there since M was three was the last time

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I went there.

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But I don't even know if they let you bring food and drink in the park because

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Universal does.

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And that's when I bring my fucking, I bring in three of my flasks or not my flasks,

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but what's it called?

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Those hydro flasks.

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Yes.

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You know what I'm talking about?

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Yeah.

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So one has hot coffee.

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One has a Guinness.

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The other one has hot tea with vodka.

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And then the other one is water to properly hydrate.

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You know what?

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Speaking of Universal.

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Yeah.

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That's the spot.

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Definitely.

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It's more chill and lay back and you can just be on that tram tour.

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Like I've been, I was going to twice when I'm there, but I hit my pass expired like

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a year and a half ago.

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So I didn't renew it.

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Did you ever go when they opened up the Simpsons world and.

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All that.

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Oh yeah, the rider.

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Yeah.

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You know what?

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They're getting rid of that because Disney owns, I guess Disney bought the

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Simpsons, if I'm saying that correctly.

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So they're going to change that.

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They've been saying that for a year and a half now.

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So I don't know if it's this year that it actually changes, but they're going to

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change that.

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It used to be back to the future as you're aware.

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And then it was the Simpsons and now they're going to change it to Bob's burger.

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Oh yeah.

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Oh yeah.

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So I was just like, okay, whatever.

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Shit.

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I used to love going to Mo's cavern.

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It was the spot.

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Oh, that.

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Yeah.

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Right.

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I was like, hell yeah.

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Yes, please.

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And then the place across the way where there used to be like a

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Spider-Man show.

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I don't know if you remember that.

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Oh, yes.

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That they're, they're making a Fast and the Furious ride there.

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You know, I'm like, I'm going to have to, and it's going to be like the Simpsons

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probably like where it's all like, not really a ride, but a ride, I guess.

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You just sit in that little.

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I don't know if it was a called, I guess that's a virtual ride.

257
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I don't know what type of ride it's called, but that's where they're putting

258
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that Fast and the Furious ride out.

259
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Ah, lame.

260
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Exactly.

261
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I even want the Harry Potter exhibit to open.

262
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Oh my God.

263
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You know, I went, I finally went there a year and a half ago when I got my pass.

264
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Okay.

265
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I guess it was okay, but I'm really sad because that used to be the Hollywood.

266
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Was it the amphitheater?

267
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Oh, you know, yeah.

268
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I used to be the Hollywood amphitheater and that's where K-Rock would have

269
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their acoustic Christmases.

270
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I took M2C Good Charlotte there twice.

271
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I saw Blink 182.

272
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I seen corn.

273
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There's a lot of shows and they fucking got rid of it for fucking Harry Potter.

274
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Oh, I didn't know that they took up that space.

275
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Yes.

276
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So I was just like, I was angry about that.

277
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And then when I finally got to Harry Potter, I'm like, this is fucking overrated.

278
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Oh, what?

279
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Damn it.

280
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I don't know.

281
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It's either we're like getting super old and we're just getting grouchier by the day or,

282
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I don't know, maybe.

283
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I don't know, maybe some of our listeners are like, fuck that.

284
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It's the best.

285
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It could be.

286
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Well, I don't know.

287
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Did you ever have a pass for Universal or?

288
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Yes.

289
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Maybe Disneyland.

290
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Oh, yes.

291
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The passes, though, for Disneyland were more geared towards the kids.

292
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Did I ever really get excited to take them?

293
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No.

294
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Of course not.

295
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No.

296
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I was going to say, of course not.

297
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No, no, and no.

298
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But, um, yeah, I do recall you giving me some very,

299
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very great tips to going to Disneyland and things with the kids.

300
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Oh, I don't remember that, but OK, I must have been in a drunken phase.

301
00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:05,320
Oh, yeah, it was just great tips, great tips.

302
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:09,680
Instead of the sippy cups with apple juice, you're like, you know,

303
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what looks like apple juice?

304
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Oh, beer.

305
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That's genius.

306
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Just get rid of all the head.

307
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Yeah, pull, pull a little whiskey in there or something like just a little

308
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sound right.

309
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Yeah, just don't matter.

310
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It looks like apple juice.

311
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Like it's my kids sippy cup.

312
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That's OK.

313
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Well, then I guess I did school you right.

314
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So you're welcome.

315
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So thank you for that.

316
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Thank you for that.

317
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It made the experience so much better.

318
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Or actually, you can use the word tolerable.

319
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Yeah, for sure.

320
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It's just about that.

321
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Yeah.

322
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About.

323
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I just was insane, but I did have I had all the passes for the kids I had.

324
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I even had a knots Berry Farm pass.

325
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That's the one pass I never got.

326
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And that that pass, my hair, my hair guy has one and I think he had one.

327
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I think it expired, but it's really not too expensive.

328
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And there was no blackout date.

329
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So he was always going.

330
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He said he had a lot of fun.

331
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Yeah, it's very reasonable.

332
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And it's pretty cool.

333
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I like that one.

334
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The kids are just more like, we're going to Disneyland.

335
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Goofy, that shit.

336
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I like God, I guess I even had when M was probably still in elementary,

337
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but then I got tired of driving all the way there to Magic Mountain

338
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because we fucking love roller coasters.

339
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But that's like the longest fucking driver.

340
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God damn roller coaster.

341
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Oh, yeah.

342
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Yeah.

343
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I used to like.

344
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Well, I used to like the Halloween at knots and then six flags or whatever.

345
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It's called now Magic Mountain.

346
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:53,720
They stepped it up pretty good when it came to like Halloween and all that.

347
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,120
But I never went to the Halloween one there.

348
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I'm not the type of person that likes to get like somebody jump in front of me

349
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and go, wow, because I fucking freak out and I have a fucking heart attack.

350
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,720
So I did that not scary farm.

351
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Yes.

352
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:10,400
And that was probably like right out of high school or after high school.

353
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Or whatever.

354
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:12,520
And I'm like, I'm never doing this again.

355
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:13,520
This is not fun.

356
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:16,080
I love horror movies, but I don't like people jumping out in front of me

357
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,520
and like trying to scare me and shit.

358
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,960
But at least you're expecting it.

359
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:26,840
When you go, I was just like fucking, I'm like, get out of my face.

360
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,040
I want to suck you.

361
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:33,000
And they have all those signs you cannot touch employees.

362
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,760
Well, don't get fucking in my face, bitch.

363
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:36,520
How about there?

364
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:38,520
Let's start there.

365
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,320
What a dangerous job.

366
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,000
I wouldn't sign up for that.

367
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,160
Right.

368
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,560
Get knocked out.

369
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,680
So for Monobolets, I didn't tell you two

370
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,640
Fridays ago, I was on my way to the gorillas.

371
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:56,640
I'm stopped on the 605, the number one, the number one lane,

372
00:16:56,640 --> 00:17:01,480
which is right next to the carpool lane, completely stopped because of traffic.

373
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,320
And somebody rear ends me.

374
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:07,080
And I'm like, I'm fucking sitting there.

375
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:09,400
And I'm like, did I just fucking get rear ended?

376
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,400
I'm like, I'm sitting in fucking traffic.

377
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,080
So that means you were playing on your fucking phone.

378
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,400
Yeah.

379
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,040
It was completely dark outside.

380
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,400
So I'm just like, and then we try to get.

381
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,320
I'm trying to get over to the side of the freeway.

382
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,400
So I have to get over all the fucking lanes.

383
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:26,920
And so I'm talking to Grill on the phone.

384
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,320
He's like, well, are you going to pull over?

385
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:29,680
I'm like, yeah, I'm trying to pull over right now.

386
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,360
I don't know if I should get off the freeway, blah, blah, blah.

387
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,000
And he's like, well, is the person following you?

388
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,680
I'm like, dude, I can't fucking tell.

389
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,680
It's fucking dark out.

390
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,760
There's headlights everywhere.

391
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,360
Thank God he fucking pulled over.

392
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:42,680
Anyways, so I call my insurance on Monday.

393
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,400
It wasn't too bad of the damage.

394
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,320
I get my car back tomorrow.

395
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,080
I get.

396
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:51,480
So I call my insurance on Monday because I haven't been rear ended in forever.

397
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:55,320
So they're like, OK, so I'm like, so how's it work with the car rental?

398
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,320
They're like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

399
00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:00,320
You need to call his insurance to file a claim with them.

400
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,280
And I'm like, isn't that your fucking job?

401
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:07,840
Like I pay you and she's like, that's not how it works if you get rear ended.

402
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:11,480
Now she's like, if you cause the accident, then yeah, we start the process.

403
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:14,400
But since he caused the accident, you need to call his car insurance.

404
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,560
And she's like, I can guarantee he has not caused car insurance yet.

405
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:18,960
So you need to call his car insurance.

406
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,160
I'm like, God damn it.

407
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:24,040
What? Of course I call.

408
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,480
It's Monday morning, like at eight o'clock in the morning.

409
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,600
And I'm talking to he had nationwide.

410
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,080
And they're like, oh, yeah, there's no claim filed yet.

411
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:34,360
I'm like, no, my fucking car insurance knew everything.

412
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,320
Just like, God damn it.

413
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,120
File the file the insurance.

414
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:41,840
And I think within two hours, because they were able to get in contact with him

415
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,360
right away, he's like, yeah, I fucking hit her.

416
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:46,120
It's my fault. And I'm like, OK, thank fucking God.

417
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:49,520
He didn't fucking like, I'm like, there's no other way you rear ended me.

418
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,120
Yeah, I was completely stopped. Come on.

419
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,880
So I get my car back tomorrow.

420
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,760
When I went here's the thing.

421
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:02,000
If for anybody, I guess in California, I can't speak for everybody.

422
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:07,400
If you get rear ended and the car insurance says the person,

423
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:12,280
the party at fault says their car insurance is going to cover your car rental.

424
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,720
Great. So this is what happens.

425
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:20,000
You're supposed to ask for a when you talk to the at fault parties, car insurance.

426
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,760
You need to ask for a what's it called?

427
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:26,320
A reservation number for where you're going to pick up your car from,

428
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,000
because I didn't fucking do that.

429
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:33,000
What I I dropped my car off at the they estimated my car.

430
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,920
It's like right down the street.

431
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:38,640
I dropped my car off and they're like, OK, so we'll call Enterprise

432
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,840
rented car for your, you know, for your car.

433
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,400
And I'm like, OK, cool.

434
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,720
So what's your reservation number?

435
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,720
I'm like, what?

436
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:52,360
I'm like nationwide car insurance told me when I get here that they will cover it

437
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,800
and that you guys need to call the car insurance.

438
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:59,200
I'm sorry, the car rental and they will come pick me up and I'll get my fucking car.

439
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:00,840
Yeah, well, that's not how it works.

440
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,440
They always fucking pull this stunt like you need a fucking call

441
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:06,120
and get a reservation number unless you want to pay out of pocket right now

442
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:07,960
and they can reimburse you. I'm like, oh, that's not going to happen.

443
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,960
So I got my car the following day or the rental or whatever.

444
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,320
But I was just like, good.

445
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,120
I was just so much fucking drama.

446
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,920
I was like, I can't read your fucking mind.

447
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:23,520
I wish I could have I had known I would have gotten the fucking reservation number.

448
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:28,240
And I would have called and filed a claim like Saturday morning with nationwide on that guy.

449
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,000
Exactly. But why didn't they tell you?

450
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,800
Step one, thank you. Exactly.

451
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,440
Get a reservation number because you're going to need it.

452
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:41,000
Yeah, the the collision center was just like, yeah, they always pull that.

453
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,280
I'm just like, I'm so glad I work remote because I would have went.

454
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:48,040
And of course, I went I kind of went off, but I didn't because it's not his fault.

455
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,040
It's not my I guess it was my fault.

456
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,640
But I was just like, this is I'm like, you're just everybody's just wasting

457
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,200
my fucking time again, and that's when I get fucking pissed.

458
00:20:55,360 --> 00:21:02,480
Of course, because time is precious and it's not supposed to be wasted on fucking idiots.

459
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,160
Right, right.

460
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:09,840
Shit, at least I was just happy that I didn't get hurt because he he hit me,

461
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,200
but he didn't hit me fast because he wasn't coming at me fast.

462
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,000
Right from the traffic and all that.

463
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,080
Yeah. And he had insurance.

464
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,280
So I'm like, I really can't fucking complain about anything.

465
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,720
Otherwise, I would have really been pissed.

466
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,920
Yeah. Worst case scenario, trying to get to the freaking side

467
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:24,240
to exchange information and just keep going.

468
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,720
Exactly. That's all I was just like, dude, this better not be a hit and run.

469
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,040
Like, please.

470
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,440
So yeah, no, but he pulled over.

471
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:35,800
Thank God. So there was damage done to the to the rear end.

472
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:41,080
Yeah. So the bumper and then, of course, when the estimator calls me

473
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,840
after they take the bumper off, they're like, oh, yeah, there's additional damage

474
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,840
underneath. So of course.

475
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:50,760
He's like, but only take a week because he's like, it could take up to three

476
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,280
to four weeks. I'm like, for a fucking bumper.

477
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,320
Oh, my God. That's when I went off and he's like, well, just, you know,

478
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,840
he's like, I'm just estimating. I'm like a fucking hope not.

479
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:00,800
Wow.

480
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,360
So all in all, no out of pocket, nothing, right?

481
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:09,040
You were able to. Well, I'm out of pocket for

482
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:12,640
because like when I talk to my car insurance, I'm like, I'm in a rental.

483
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,680
Are you guys going to cover the fucking, you know, like the insurance

484
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:20,480
of like, just to say I hit something or whatever the fuck happens, right?

485
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,600
You know, like the car insurance part, right?

486
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:26,560
You know, I'm talking about, they're like, well, you weren't at fault or yet

487
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,960
you weren't at fault. So you don't have to have the car insurance,

488
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:33,320
but then you're liable. And I'm just like fucking slap the car insurance on

489
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,520
their bitch. So $35 a day.

490
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,520
Yeah.

491
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:41,200
Whatever. I'm in a Toyota RAV4 and let me tell you, I fucking hate it.

492
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,360
Really?

493
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,240
They're I don't know. They're lumbar.

494
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,920
Lumbar. Am I saying that correctly?

495
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,160
Yeah. L U M B A R.

496
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:51,680
I fucking need the lumbar and their lumbar sucks.

497
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:56,080
I was just like, it's all the way out, but it feels like it's just still flat.

498
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,320
I'm like, oh, I thought Toyota was great. I guess not.

499
00:22:58,320 --> 00:22:59,440
I've never been in a Toyota.

500
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,440
So, I mean, I've never driven a Toyota.

501
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,440
I've been in Toyota as a passenger, but not as a driver.

502
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,360
So I was just like, this is overrated.

503
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:08,720
I don't know. Whatever. Wow.

504
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:14,680
I heard a lot of good things about Toyota RAV4, but I don't know.

505
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,600
I think that's all their cars, but I don't know.

506
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,480
I think those are all the loyal people who've only ever driven Toyota.

507
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,720
Yeah, true. Maybe I don't know.

508
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,200
Could be. It just I don't know.

509
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:29,040
I wow, I am so sorry to hear that.

510
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,600
I would whatever.

511
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:36,080
Yeah, well, I'm not hurt and he had car insurance, so it's a it's OK.

512
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,520
Yeah. I mean, the best outcome

513
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,840
out of the worst fucking situation, I guess.

514
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:46,040
Yeah. Oh, God.

515
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,720
What? Yeah.

516
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,680
No, I'm already getting all pissed off for you.

517
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,920
I'm sorry. Maybe I shouldn't have said anything.

518
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:59,320
I was like, no, that's horrible.

519
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:05,000
Well, I told you that when I I came out of work one day

520
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:09,640
and I had this huge effin dent on the past. Oh, yeah.

521
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,680
Like somebody, I don't know.

522
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,320
Were you mad?

523
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:16,200
That was a big dent that you showed me.

524
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:19,560
And it's like, do I even call my insurance for this shit?

525
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,840
Nobody left a note saying, hey, you know what?

526
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:27,000
It was probably a fucking employee, because let me tell you, my Chevy Sonic,

527
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,800
when I had my Chevy Sonic, it was it wasn't pristine,

528
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:34,120
but there was no dings until I started working at the city of Long Beach.

529
00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:37,960
And I would only park in the parking lot or the parking structure where other

530
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,600
employees parked. And let me tell you, they all fucking suck

531
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:44,280
because I had so many fucking dings on all the sides of my doors

532
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,640
or sides, both left and right.

533
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,760
While working there, I worked there for, I don't know, six years.

534
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,200
Fuck, man.

535
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:57,160
It's worse drivers ever city of Long Beach employees.

536
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:58,840
Shit.

537
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,840
It's the same here.

538
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,640
I don't know. And I.

539
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:06,280
So, you know, I sit in my car for my lunch or do my thing.

540
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:10,920
And half the time, people don't even know I'm in my fucking car.

541
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:18,200
And so, right, I see these big ass trucks just coveted in and they try to park

542
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,040
in these little compact parking spots.

543
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:25,480
And I was sitting in my car and I'm playing

544
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:29,320
and he crushed on my phone being the nerd that I am.

545
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,480
I don't know.

546
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:34,240
And this truck pulls right next to me.

547
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,560
Fucking huge.

548
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,760
And I look to the right.

549
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:43,440
There must be, I don't know, a foot between us.

550
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,960
OK, that's not a lot at all.

551
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:47,760
Right.

552
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:52,560
And I'm thinking to myself, how the fuck is this person going to get out

553
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,240
without hitting my car?

554
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:57,760
Or I'm hoping they're going to try to back up and try to.

555
00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,480
Or I don't know.

556
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,360
Are you really fucking parking that close?

557
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:07,160
They do try to back up, pull up, back up, pull up, but they were coming

558
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,960
so close to my car.

559
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:11,480
I don't.

560
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,480
It was like a helpless situation.

561
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,400
What do I do?

562
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,440
Get out of my car and say, excuse me, you're coming a little too close.

563
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,480
Or I don't know.

564
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,440
But what did he end up parking that way?

565
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:26,960
Yeah, no, he ended up parking and gave himself about two feet, maybe a little

566
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,760
bit more, but he's opening his door and he's doing his job.

567
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:34,360
But he's opening his door and he's doing that one move where you're

568
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:37,080
trying not to hit the car, but you're trying to squeeze out.

569
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,360
Right.

570
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:40,440
And we've all done that.

571
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:41,000
I've done that.

572
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000
I've done that, too.

573
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,360
But I've been very cautious doing that.

574
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,400
I'm just like, I'll suck in my gut even.

575
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,960
And I'm just like, you're so funny.

576
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:55,360
I try push my fucking ass in a little bit and I'm doing like a little

577
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,720
fucking snake maneuver, like trying to get the fuck out.

578
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:01,840
There's been times where I would even jump over to the passenger side.

579
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:06,840
And I knew there was more room and just in hopes that the person to the right

580
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:10,680
of me would fucking leave the store, the restaurant, the park, whatever,

581
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:15,080
the parking lot by the time I got out, I would have more room to get in.

582
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,200
I don't know.

583
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,200
But yeah, he's doing that.

584
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:24,240
He's trying to get out and it's like, why are you fucking 300 pounds?

585
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:29,440
I was just going to say, I'm like, was he at least able to maneuver his body?

586
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,680
But apparently not.

587
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:33,840
No, he tried for about a good five minutes.

588
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,720
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.

589
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,440
Get in your car and fucking readjust.

590
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:37,800
Yeah.

591
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,760
And then he just eventually took off.

592
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:43,600
And I think he actually noticed that I was sitting in the fucking car.

593
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,480
You should have beeped your fucking horn.

594
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:46,240
You know what?

595
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,680
I turned on my heater.

596
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,200
Oh, OK.

597
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,800
Well, that would have like, yeah.

598
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,400
I was like, hey, he's in my fucking car.

599
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,880
Yeah, I was trying to be nice because typically

600
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,480
come on, it was what if I can just jump down and be like, what the fuck?

601
00:27:58,520 --> 00:27:59,640
Like, right?

602
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:05,640
What? But, you know, I'm at work and I'm trying to be a standup citizen these days.

603
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,760
And I just sat there.

604
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:11,840
I just fucking stand up if you can't get out of your car properly.

605
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:12,640
Yeah.

606
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:15,120
Do I pull up?

607
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:18,760
Do I shut off my Candy Crush game so I can start recording?

608
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:20,360
Right.

609
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,200
Yeah.

610
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:22,400
Shit.

611
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:23,560
Shit.

612
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:29,000
So speaking of when I worked in a zoo, the general manager there,

613
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:33,120
they all had because it was construction, they all had the company had

614
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,840
issued them all savvy, savvy Silverado's.

615
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,360
So he's X Marine.

616
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:41,320
I don't know.

617
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:46,080
His rank was corporal because he has the big Semperay or, you know, Semper.

618
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,360
Yeah. Semper.

619
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,760
Yeah, Semperify, um, plaque in his office.

620
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,800
And I'm like, oh, he's I'm like, no wonder I like it.

621
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,360
You're fucking X Marine.

622
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,400
But this motherfucker, I'm just like, how X Marine are you?

623
00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,400
It's former Marine.

624
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:00,560
I don't even know.

625
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:01,960
It's court, but he's corporal.

626
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,160
So I don't know where that is on the on the ladder for.

627
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:06,520
It's pretty high.

628
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,200
It's like a E.

629
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:07,640
Oh, is it pretty?

630
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:08,400
Yes.

631
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,240
E67 probably.

632
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:13,520
Why does he not back into his parking spot?

633
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,880
Let's start there because all X Marines I know back into their

634
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:23,200
parking spot and this motherfucker always parks like too close to like the next fucking vehicle.

635
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,440
Like he doesn't like do it like exactly in the middle.

636
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:29,000
Like I'm like, you can't be a fucking corporal.

637
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,640
You know, like, do you like actually buy the corporal and just stick it on the plaque?

638
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:37,000
Like does he tap the horn twice when he's backing up?

639
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,160
No, he doesn't back up.

640
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,400
He he pulls in straightforward.

641
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:42,600
Oh, one of those.

642
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:43,440
OK. Yeah.

643
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:49,000
And I'm just like, I've only ever worked with X Marines that back into their parking spots.

644
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,440
And I always back into my parking spot just because it's fucking easier to do that.

645
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:53,560
My dad trained me.

646
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:56,040
He's like, you need to fucking back into your parking spot and like me.

647
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,200
OK, I can do that.

648
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,520
Yeah. But yeah.

649
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:04,040
So he doesn't back into his parking spot and he fucking parks like a fucking just like Lamo.

650
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,600
And I'm just like, I'm like that corporal.

651
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,920
I'm going to strip the corporal off of your fucking plaque one of these days.

652
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,720
I'm going to show up even though I don't work there anymore and take the corporal off.

653
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,360
If you don't learn how to park right.

654
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:21,120
Shit. Well, to all or any Marines listening,

655
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:25,520
don't be offended because it's actually former Marine.

656
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:30,080
You tell somebody X Marine, you're going to you're trying to start like, yeah.

657
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,560
Former Marine. Yeah. My bad.

658
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,840
Former Marine. Well, he can't park right.

659
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,560
So I'm going to say X Marine.

660
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:39,000
Oh, that's a low blow.

661
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,280
Damn. Just because you can't park right.

662
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,640
You get stripped of the former title.

663
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:45,560
That's right.

664
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,200
I'm going to take that corporal off your plaque, sir.

665
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,000
Oh, man.

666
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:59,200
Well, there's something that I would like to just throw out there that I come across.

667
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:03,840
And I thought it would be something interesting to discuss with my bestie.

668
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:05,920
OK.

669
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:10,080
So there's like, I don't know how new of a trend this is,

670
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:14,440
but I guess it's becoming a little bit more

671
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,040
acceptable and people are doing it a lot more.

672
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:23,240
I haven't really researched it, but it's a thing called a living funeral.

673
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,120
Have you heard of?

674
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:26,360
I have never heard of that.

675
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,720
So please educate me.

676
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,840
OK. Very interested. A living funeral.

677
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:34,000
Yeah. So yeah, this is so I don't know.

678
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,960
It's mine blowing for me.

679
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:40,240
And I've been just kind of debating it within myself.

680
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:42,720
Just I don't know.

681
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:49,000
So a living funeral is supposed to be the grandest celebration of your life with the twist.

682
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:55,600
You, the honoree, are living and you are present to hear the eulogies,

683
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,720
the praises, the farewells given before your death.

684
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:04,840
And it's usually when you're at a certain age or, you know, you know,

685
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:09,040
that I don't know, maybe whatever the situation is,

686
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:13,240
there's people out there that prefer a living funeral,

687
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,440
kind of like a pre funeral.

688
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,120
They want to be present and they want to hear all this shit.

689
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,320
What the actual fuck?

690
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,680
Yeah. No, seriously, seriously.

691
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:27,400
And I decided to just Google it, DTS it.

692
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,000
Please. And please.

693
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,440
When the when you are when you DTS it and I'm

694
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,800
who the and I shouldn't cut you off.

695
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,920
But I hope you're going to tell me a Gen Xer or some are not.

696
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,440
I'm Gen X. We're Gen X.

697
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:43,200
A Gen Zer fucking created this.

698
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,760
Like, is this like been is this brand new?

699
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:46,920
Because I have never heard of this.

700
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:48,200
This sounds really stupid.

701
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:52,880
Well, apparently it's not brand new, but the idea.

702
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,800
I don't know where it must have came from.

703
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,840
Maybe a Gen Z or some freaking.

704
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,200
Bozo like, obviously, I don't know.

705
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:04,680
But people have been opting to to do this.

706
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:08,520
And I looked up a couple of funeral homes and stuff,

707
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,760
and they actually host them.

708
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,200
They actually do these things.

709
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,720
What the fuck? Yeah. Yeah.

710
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,920
And if you don't go through a funeral home or

711
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:23,280
but you're going to have to book it because you obviously want.

712
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:25,680
Like a casket.

713
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:27,000
What would you like to be buried in?

714
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000
Or if you don't, you don't have to.

715
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,200
You could. Isn't that what your will is for?

716
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:34,880
I don't. It's just in my understanding.

717
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:41,480
It's just to sit and hear what people would say or do.

718
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,480
And it's just kind of like a free.

719
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:47,080
Because when I don't know, I don't know.

720
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,840
I guess you could see me rolling my eyes right now.

721
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:53,640
Yeah, like they're out of my they're out of my socket.

722
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,080
Like what the fuck?

723
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,200
Like how about you stop being a fucking pussy that

724
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:01,320
to the people who want to do a living funeral?

725
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,800
Right. Why don't you stop being a pussy and walk up to your best friend?

726
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,120
Like Pomona bullets.

727
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,720
What would you what do you think about me as a person like right now?

728
00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:12,560
Like why are you so scared to ask those people?

729
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:17,120
I guess that you want to have talk to you or.

730
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:19,600
This is just making me angry.

731
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:20,800
I need some tequila.

732
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,200
Yeah, it was pretty.

733
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:26,200
And there's also videos on YouTube of people

734
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:29,200
hosting these type of I guess events.

735
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,600
I don't want to say parties.

736
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,800
Some of them make them like parties.

737
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:37,200
OK, and I don't know.

738
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,600
I don't I don't understand.

739
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,800
I guess there's a plethora of things you could actually do.

740
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,200
Do you want to make it funny?

741
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,600
Do you want whatever?

742
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,600
And then there's some where they really ask.

743
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:48,600
They really ask.

744
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,800
So if you were invited, can you imagine I invite you?

745
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:55,000
I say, hey, Medusa, I'm going to have a living funeral.

746
00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:01,000
My pre funeral, I'm in my fucking 70s and we're old and I just invite you.

747
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:06,000
And I want you to do my eulogy, but I'm going to sit there in the front row.

748
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,000
I'm going to judge you or I'm going to.

749
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:15,400
I don't understand it, but I guess you could make some spam and eggs

750
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:19,000
and we dropped it like it's hot in her kitchen first time out for sure.

751
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,000
That's it.

752
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,000
Yeah, goodbye.

753
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000
I don't know.

754
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
I don't know what I think it's like.

755
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,000
What I think it's this whole like needy.

756
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000
I don't know.

757
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,000
I don't.

758
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,000
Yeah, I was just going to say because they're seeking validation, right?

759
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
Because I would never do that.

760
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
I would never do a living.

761
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
I keep calling it living will.

762
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:42,000
I would never do a living funeral because I don't fucking care what other people.

763
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
And here's another thing.

764
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
Why do you care what people think about you?

765
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000
You're going to be fucking dead anyway.

766
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,000
So what's that going to do?

767
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
Like, are you seeking?

768
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:55,000
I'm trying to figure out if they're like, I don't even know why I'm putting too

769
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,000
much thought in this.

770
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,000
Now I'm wasting my time.

771
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000
I was doing the same thing right now.

772
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,000
I was doing the same thing and I was okay.

773
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:08,000
So they kind of busted my little bubble of imagination because I always thought

774
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,000
fuck when I die, I can't wait because I'm I always.

775
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:18,000
I'm not saying this is who knows, but my in my thought, I'm thinking I'm going to

776
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,000
be there.

777
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000
I'm going to see I'm just going to be invisible.

778
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,000
I'm going to be there in spirit.

779
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000
Right.

780
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000
I'm going to be there in spirit.

781
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,000
I'm going to be able to fucking hear these people and be able to choose who I'm going

782
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:34,000
to haunt or fuck with before crossing over or whatever.

783
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,000
I'm right.

784
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:40,000
I just I built up this whole when I died, this is what's going to happen or

785
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000
whatever.

786
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,000
I don't know.

787
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:46,000
But it just kind of it's kind of like somebody telling me there's no Santa

788
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,000
Claus because I'm like, what the fuck?

789
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,000
What is going on?

790
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:54,000
I really planned on hovering over everybody.

791
00:36:54,000 --> 00:37:02,000
You know, and I also have planned to not be buried.

792
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,000
I want to be cremated and same.

793
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:11,000
So it's like, so this little living funeral party would not be ideal for me.

794
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,000
I can't.

795
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,000
I wouldn't be ideal for me either because after my dad died, even me and my

796
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000
brother were I'm like, I don't want to fucking funeral.

797
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,000
Just cremate me.

798
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,000
Don't fucking tell anybody.

799
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:23,000
Like the only people I want at my funeral would be like immediate family and I don't

800
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000
even want to fucking funeral or cremation, whatever.

801
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:30,000
Just fucking cremate me and then just whatever you want to do with the ashes,

802
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,000
fucking throw them in the trash.

803
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,000
I'm fucking dead.

804
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000
Who cares?

805
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000
Yeah.

806
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Get over it, people.

807
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,000
It's like, who cares?

808
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,000
Yeah.

809
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000
I live my fucking life.

810
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,000
You don't have to talk about me in front of everybody in a fucking church.

811
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000
Please don't do that.

812
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000
Yeah.

813
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:50,000
Because my wheels were spinning thinking about this crap and I'm so we're not

814
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,000
promised tomorrow.

815
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,000
Right.

816
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,000
So no.

817
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:58,000
So when is the appropriate time when the doctor says you have six months to

818
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:04,000
live when you're in, let's just say, okay, the average lifespan of an individual in

819
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,000
this era is 80 and I'm 75.

820
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:11,000
So let me throw a fucking living funeral party.

821
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000
I'm like, you never know.

822
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,000
You never know.

823
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:19,000
So when is this going to take off to the point where you can just have a living

824
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:28,000
funeral party at the age of 15 at the age of 18, 20, 30, because you never know.

825
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000
You never know where you're going to go.

826
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,000
Right.

827
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000
So that's, I don't know.

828
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,000
It seems like it's a crazy thing.

829
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,000
I don't know.

830
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:39,000
I could be wrong since he said it's been around, but this is just reminds me of like

831
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:45,000
in the last maybe 10 to 15 years, I want to say that the stupid gender reveal parties

832
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:52,500
like who fucking thought of that a and b whoever thought about that is a genius because everybody

833
00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:57,000
does that now and like the amount of money that's put into a gender reveal party.

834
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:01,000
It has to be fucking like sky high sky rocket higher.

835
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000
However the fuck you say it.

836
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,000
I'm just like, it's a boy.

837
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000
It's a girl.

838
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000
And guess what?

839
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:09,000
I guess everybody's into these genders these days and I shouldn't say this, but there's

840
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000
only two genders on that.

841
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:15,000
So what if the baby isn't doesn't identify as a boy or girl?

842
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,000
Yeah.

843
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
Like what are we going to do with that?

844
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:22,000
What's the color you guys are going to use and don't dictate the fucking green or I'm

845
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:28,000
sorry, green, blue or pink just because they're in your womb and let them choose for themselves.

846
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:37,000
Like, okay, well, we had little Sally, but now it's Sammy and we're going to delete the

847
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,000
gender reveal.

848
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:42,000
It's going to be too hard for them to accept.

849
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:46,000
They might actually hold it against the pair.

850
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,000
So there you go.

851
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,000
Wow.

852
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,000
Yeah.

853
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,000
So that was just my thought.

854
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,000
I just thought I would throw that.

855
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:58,000
Well, thank you for educating me.

856
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,000
I have never heard of living funeral and that sounds really stupid.

857
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:06,000
Well, do you know or have you heard, excuse me, when there was this, so I'm not online

858
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:12,000
as much as like you are connected as much, but there was something going around.

859
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:20,000
Oh gosh, I would maybe say 10 years ago where they were actually kind of, I, okay, please

860
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:26,000
forgive me, but this is the best way I can describe it is like, you know, when there's

861
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:31,000
a taxidermist and there's an hour or an eagle and they, oh yeah.

862
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,000
Okay.

863
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:41,000
So they were actually, there was a corner doctor, whatever you call them that made it

864
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:45,000
so they could do that to a human.

865
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000
So I'm sure it's called serial killers.

866
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,000
They do that all the time.

867
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:54,000
But they were, there was this, and there was this video that was going viral where this

868
00:40:54,000 --> 00:41:02,000
guy passes away, a young man, and it wasn't in our country, but the video of the whatever

869
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:09,000
it's called the party after they die or I don't know, but they had him posted, he had

870
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:14,000
a hat, sunglasses, and it's legit like weekend at Bernie's.

871
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,000
Yes.

872
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,000
Yes.

873
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
Fucking hell.

874
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,000
Yes, people are doing this.

875
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000
They will, if they could afford it.

876
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Was that in the United States?

877
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:28,500
It came to the United States, the process, if you chose to, and you can literally set

878
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:36,000
the person up to sit in a chair and, but yeah, and just put on their favorite fedora or,

879
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
I don't fuck it up.

880
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:42,000
You know what the next step after that is it's called necrophilia.

881
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Yeah.

882
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000
I just, and there was this word that close people.

883
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,000
Yeah.

884
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:54,000
This, this one video that went viral was this, this kid was, or young man was in the corner.

885
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:59,000
They, they, I don't know, maybe leaning in the corner like a little man again.

886
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,000
I don't know.

887
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:09,000
And no disrespect, but it, they had him with his sunglasses and he had a, like a beer,

888
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000
like a pack of cigarettes in his pocket.

889
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:16,000
And they just, they made it like he was there at his, I don't know, instead of being in a

890
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,000
coffin or laying on a, whatever they did.

891
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:26,000
And I don't know if it was a third world country or I don't know, but I would like to believe

892
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:31,000
that in a third world country, they didn't, they're not that advanced.

893
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,000
They're not that much more advanced than we are.

894
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:39,000
So I don't know how, I don't know if it was a hoax, but I did.

895
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:45,000
And like I said, I believe it must be 10 years plus ago that people do that.

896
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:51,000
They will involve you and kind of, well, you know, who the original person was that did

897
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:55,000
that was Norman Bates.

898
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000
Fucking love me some psycho bitch.

899
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,000
Norman Bates is the original what?

900
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,000
Yeah.

901
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000
There you go.

902
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Scream.

903
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Let me take this to a comedic, take a comedic turn to this.

904
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,000
Yes.

905
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,000
Yes.

906
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000
That's fucking creepy girl.

907
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,000
I know.

908
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:15,000
I'm like, I'm not going to fall down this rabbit hole, even though my wheels keep spinning,

909
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000
but yeah.

910
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000
So moving on.

911
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,000
Okay.

912
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000
Can I say one more thing about, I guess, death then?

913
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Oh yeah.

914
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,000
He brought it up.

915
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,000
1000.

916
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,000
Okay.

917
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:33,000
So when my dad died, because I'm in the room that he died in, he was in the, my mom found

918
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,000
him in the bed, right?

919
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,000
So he was fucking dead.

920
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,000
And like the entire fucking time I didn't freak out about it.

921
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,000
Like I was, I sat with him and I said, Hey, I'm going to take care of everything.

922
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000
Don't worry about it.

923
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:49,000
And I guess I shouldn't say this because well, I'm not using their names, but my daughter

924
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000
and my mom covered him up.

925
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,000
So she didn't have to see his fucking face.

926
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,000
I'm like, he's fucking dead.

927
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000
Like just, he's fucking at peace.

928
00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:01,000
My brother comes over, Marissa or M comes home from work because she was at work already

929
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000
and I called her and I'm like, Hey, Papa died.

930
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000
You need to come home.

931
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000
I'm like, you guys need to hang out with Papa.

932
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:11,000
I know that sounds weird, but I'm like, can you guys just see him before the corner shows

933
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,000
up?

934
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,000
Like get this fucking shit out now.

935
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,000
Of course they don't.

936
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,000
They don't do that.

937
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,000
That set me off, but I had to hold it in.

938
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:22,000
The corner shows up and now they want to hang out with fucking my dad.

939
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:27,000
And I'm just like, now you're holding up the corner and the corner has to deal with this

940
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,000
all the fucking time.

941
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,000
So I'm just, I felt bad for him, but they did their thing.

942
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,000
But I was just like, it's just a fucking dead body.

943
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,000
Like his spirit left.

944
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,000
Like why is everybody freaked out about dead bodies?

945
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:43,000
Like I am so, I used to be freaked out like that.

946
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:48,000
Um, Pomona bullets, but I'm like, I am so, what's the word I'm looking for?

947
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:54,000
Desensitize because after my boy Freddie killed himself, I'm like, you know what?

948
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
I'm like, it's just a dead body now.

949
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000
Like your spirit's gone.

950
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,000
Like who the fuck cares?

951
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:03,000
I know that's wrong to fucking say, but whatever, sorry.

952
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,000
I don't think it's wrong.

953
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:09,000
I think I guess it's the whole logistics process.

954
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Well, and, and how it happened.

955
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:17,000
If it did, you know, your pops passed in his sleep or yeah, he passed in his.

956
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,000
Okay.

957
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:23,000
So that's like a, a why be scared like in his bed asleep.

958
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:31,000
I, I, but just segue back to what like your, your friend, yeah,

959
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:36,000
and my condolences, but that's, you know, when somebody literally takes it,

960
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:41,000
just I'm just going to say just out there, just random, a shotgun or this or

961
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,000
that, do you want to see brains and stuff?

962
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:48,000
No, but, but.

963
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,000
They're in a better place now.

964
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Yeah.

965
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000
Yeah.

966
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:56,000
So somebody has to identify or somebody has to do it.

967
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,000
So whether it's the mom, dad, whoever, somebody identified.

968
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000
And then there's Pomona bullets who wants to haunt everybody,

969
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,000
which I fucking love you for.

970
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,000
Because you know what?

971
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000
Now that when I die, I want to haunt everybody too.

972
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,000
I never thought about that.

973
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,000
Yeah, I do.

974
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,000
I want to be.

975
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,000
We can do it together.

976
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,000
Yes.

977
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,000
We're going to like hook up in the afterworld and we're just like,

978
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:17,000
I don't know what's happening, but I just like to believe that this is what's

979
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:22,000
going to happen and whether I need to haunt somebody or protect somebody.

980
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000
That will be clinking.

981
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,000
Yeah.

982
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Yeah.

983
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,000
You know what?

984
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:31,000
We're just going to be like auras of freaking.

985
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,000
Yeah.

986
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000
And and fucking shit.

987
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,000
We're just.

988
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,000
Yeah.

989
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000
There you go.

990
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,000
Everybody.

991
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,000
All right.

992
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,000
I didn't mean to take a dark turn, but thank you for.

993
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,000
Thank you for the comedic term.

994
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,000
Yeah.

995
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:47,000
I'm just going to say that.

996
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:52,000
Okay.

997
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:56,000
I guess the only other thing that I was going to say is we both agree.

998
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,000
About.

999
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,000
Propaganda.

1000
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,000
Holiday.

1001
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:02,000
And all that.

1002
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
Do you agree with me?

1003
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000
I totally fucking agree.

1004
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,000
And Hallmark holidays.

1005
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,000
Yep.

1006
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,000
That's proper.

1007
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000
That's that falls under propaganda as well.

1008
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,000
Yep.

1009
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000
And I'm just going to say that.

1010
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000
I'm just going to say that.

1011
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000
I'm just going to say that.

1012
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,000
I'm just going to say that.

1013
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,000
I'm just going to say that.

1014
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,000
Or whatever.

1015
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,000
Right.

1016
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,000
Yeah.

1017
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:26,000
We were not going to go too deep into it, but.

1018
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,000
So.

1019
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,000
You remember when it was always father's day.

1020
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,000
We would text each other.

1021
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,000
Happy Father's Day.

1022
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,000
Yes.

1023
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,000
Okay.

1024
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,000
Like, fuck it.

1025
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,000
I'm being single moms.

1026
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,000
Yeah.

1027
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
So what did you do?

1028
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,000
Did anybody try to invite you?

1029
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,000
I'm not going to invite you.

1030
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,000
I'm not going to invite you.

1031
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
I'm not going to invite you.

1032
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,000
I'm not going to invite you.

1033
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000
I'm not going to invite you.

1034
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,000
Valentine's Day.

1035
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000
No, but you know what?

1036
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,000
Because, you know,

1037
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,000
I'm not romantic vanilla gorilla.

1038
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,000
Text me.

1039
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,000
He's like, happy Valentine's Day.

1040
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000
Can't wait to smash that tight pussy of yours.

1041
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,000
Nice.

1042
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,000
And I'm like, see those.

1043
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,000
I'm like, oh, he's so romantic.

1044
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,000
Yeah.

1045
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,000
That's why I love you.

1046
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,000
Oh my gosh.

1047
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,000
I keep you around.

1048
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Yeah.

1049
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,000
Exactly.

1050
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,000
I'm just like, okay.

1051
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,000
Well, you know what?

1052
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,000
That's the kind of Valentine's Day a girl needs.

1053
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000
I'm like, I don't do the roses thing or whatever.

1054
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000
I'm not like that.

1055
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000
I would rather have like, can you buy me a beer?

1056
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:21,000
Or I guess John Julio's having to.

1057
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,000
Yeah.

1058
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,000
Wait.

1059
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Yeah.

1060
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000
If you, if you love me that much, then, you know,

1061
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000
this is a day of love and stuff.

1062
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,000
Yeah.

1063
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,000
What about you?

1064
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:33,000
I'm, no, so I, you know, I'm not big on it.

1065
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,000
Right.

1066
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,000
I do.

1067
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:38,000
There is a little part of me when I'm at work and all these

1068
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000
bitches are getting.

1069
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000
Oh, did you have to decorate the office?

1070
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,000
Yeah.

1071
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,000
Oh, got it.

1072
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,000
And I'm just like, and then all the girls are like,

1073
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:51,000
and just florists constantly coming in and.

1074
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,000
Yeah.

1075
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000
It's like, well, that, that's nice.

1076
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,000
I wasn't hating.

1077
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000
I just was like, okay.

1078
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:02,000
I mean, I hope your husband or boyfriend shows you and

1079
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,000
appreciates you after today.

1080
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:08,000
Right.

1081
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,000
That's not for today.

1082
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,000
No, I'm totally like that too.

1083
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,000
It was just like, why?

1084
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,000
We have to do it only today because the Hallmark fucking said so.

1085
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,000
Yeah.

1086
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,000
It was kind of, you know, whatevs.

1087
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,000
I wasn't going to bring anybody down.

1088
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,000
I was always just like, oh, you got flowers.

1089
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:28,000
Like doing that whole little high pitched fucking happy voice.

1090
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,000
Fake shit.

1091
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,000
And.

1092
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,000
Right.

1093
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,000
But my, my son.

1094
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:38,000
Said to me that he wanted to take me to the movies.

1095
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,000
Oh,

1096
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:43,000
I'm down for that when your kids want to do something.

1097
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,000
Yeah.

1098
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:48,000
It was, it was a little awkward, but I respected the fact that

1099
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000
maybe he thought.

1100
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:55,000
Oh, you know, sometimes I'm going to step up to the plate and

1101
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000
I'm going to take my mom to the movies.

1102
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,000
I had to work.

1103
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
Where did you guys go see?

1104
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:04,000
One love Bob Marley because I got to pick.

1105
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,000
Oh, yeah.

1106
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,000
Oh, you know what?

1107
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,000
What a true gentleman.

1108
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,000
You raised him right.

1109
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,000
Yeah.

1110
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,000
I was so proud because every.

1111
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:16,000
I will, I'm going to admit every time I've gone to the movies with

1112
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,000
my children, it was something they wanted to see.

1113
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,000
Yes.

1114
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,000
Of course.

1115
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,000
Sometimes they would say, we want to see.

1116
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,000
Fucking.

1117
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,000
You know,

1118
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,000
Paw Patrol or whatever, whatever it is.

1119
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
And it's like, oh my God.

1120
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,000
And I would always kind of convince them.

1121
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,000
Are you sure you don't want to see this one?

1122
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:40,000
I always try to, to make them pick something I could stomach.

1123
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:44,000
And then I just gave up and I just started calling movie night

1124
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000
with the kids at the theater.

1125
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:49,000
The most expensive nap I've ever.

1126
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,000
Oh, I would do that too.

1127
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Yeah.

1128
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000
I'm just like, okay.

1129
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,000
And yeah,

1130
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:58,000
but when the kids caught on that, oh, well,

1131
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000
I snore too.

1132
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,000
So.

1133
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,000
At least they're enjoying themselves.

1134
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,000
Like, yeah, so what I'm snoring,

1135
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,000
watch the fucking movie.

1136
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,000
They would always push me.

1137
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000
I'm like, oh, oh yeah, I saw that.

1138
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,000
Yeah, it's great.

1139
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,000
So funny.

1140
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,000
So great.

1141
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,000
It put me to sleep.

1142
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Yeah.

1143
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,000
I'll be done yet.

1144
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,000
Yeah.

1145
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,000
I was like, how much longer?

1146
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,000
You guys want to leave early, beat the crowd?

1147
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,000
They're like, we're the only ones in here.

1148
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,000
Like, oh, wow.

1149
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,000
I don't know.

1150
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,000
I don't know.

1151
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:31,000
But yeah, so we went and I was able to pick.

1152
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,000
Whatever I wanted.

1153
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000
Didn't have many options in my town.

1154
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,000
And stuff.

1155
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,000
I was going to say,

1156
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000
I don't even know what the movies are out.

1157
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,000
What movies are out,

1158
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,000
but I know that I did see a preview for that.

1159
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,000
So how was it?

1160
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,000
It was pretty good.

1161
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,000
I.

1162
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,000
It was good because I love, I respect Bob Marley as a kid.

1163
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,000
I love Bob Marley as a kid.

1164
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,000
I love Bob Marley as a kid.

1165
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,000
I love Bob Marley as a kid.

1166
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000
I love Bob Marley as a kid.

1167
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000
And I'm happy that I got to see him.

1168
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000
I love Bob Marley as a kid.

1169
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
Because I love, I respect Bob Marley as a artist.

1170
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,000
Yes.

1171
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,000
As everything that he's done, just everything.

1172
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,000
I love his music.

1173
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,000
He's great.

1174
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:06,000
But the fact that I've watched so many documentaries,

1175
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:10,000
like real documentaries on him and everything.

1176
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,000
The whole Hollywood,

1177
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:16,000
one love thing was just like a sector of his life.

1178
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000
And it was just kind of like,

1179
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:24,960
my money went. I hope it goes to something I don't know. Not I don't know. But it was good.

1180
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:30,480
It was okay. But I wouldn't recommend it. I wouldn't say run out and see. Wait for it to stream I

1181
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:37,760
guess. Yeah for sure. And you probably wouldn't want to watch it all the way. It's just a sad girl

1182
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:47,200
of sleep. The last 10 minutes and my son my son elbows me and says mom and he looks at his phone.

1183
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:52,880
We only have 12 more minutes before the movie's over. Don't fall asleep. I said oh okay. God I love

1184
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:58,400
your son. Okay I got it. 12 minutes. You're like I have to go to work in the morning bitch. Yeah and

1185
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:06,000
I was like let me use the restroom. Excuse me. You know let me kill six more minutes. Right.

1186
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:11,120
Come back. Meet me at the car. Yeah I'm gonna go warm up the car. It's only 12 minutes.

1187
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:18,320
No but it was it was nice. It was nice. Okay well good. I'm glad you were able to hang out

1188
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:24,000
with your son and that he thought about you. Yeah but you just hear Bob Marley and I was like

1189
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:30,880
it would be nice like to watch Bob Marley like with the little Bob Marley in me you know just a

1190
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:37,680
little smokey. Right. But you know that's just something that you just think. And now that

1191
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:44,480
you're now that you brought the movie up I don't think there's ever been a Hollywood made Bob Marley

1192
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:48,880
movie before. I can't believe they haven't or maybe there has been I don't know but I can't believe

1193
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:55,280
it's been like this long before a Bob Marley movies came out. Yeah no there's never been a Hollywood

1194
00:53:55,280 --> 00:54:01,520
or whatever. There's never been a Hollywood made movie. Huh. Yeah that's crazy. Yeah it was pretty

1195
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:09,760
crazy and in the very beginning of the movie his son is saying how much they respect the director.

1196
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:16,560
They they approve of the movie and it's truthfulness. How much did they pay him to say that though.

1197
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:23,840
I don't know. And I'm like which mother were you from. Right. I will say that for a certain price.

1198
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:33,360
Yeah. Yeah. So yeah but the time spent with my son was the was the best part of it. But I'm glad.

1199
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:40,880
I think it was pretty cool. So yeah. So I think we're running long but we're talking about Hollywood

1200
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:47,680
really quick. I was on Yahoo News because that's what shows up on my news feed and fucking JLo.

1201
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:52,480
There's two things about JLo. So the first thing is JLo had a war I guess she was on the

1202
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:57,520
day show from what I read and she said she doesn't have a problem I guess with I guess

1203
00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:03,520
whatever the fuck. She's like but if you approach my man and you try and hook up with him now I'm

1204
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:08,960
going to throw hands and I'm like wait Ben. Yes I'm like you're married to the most boringest person

1205
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:15,120
ever. Like who's she married to. Ben Affleck and I'm like he doesn't look like I put his

1206
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:25,280
fucking at a 3.75 and that's like on a good day and I'm talking about on a scale of one to 10

1207
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:33,920
not one to five one to 10 I put him on a good day 3.75. So I'm like hey nobody fucking wants your man

1208
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:41,440
like other than I guess Jennifer Garner. What. Oh. What are you talking about like

1209
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:50,000
she's so delusional. Wait I thought see I've been living under a rock I thought she was with Mark

1210
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:57,280
Anthony and she was she had kids so go ahead I'm sorry remind me about Mark Anthony afterwards.

1211
00:55:57,280 --> 00:56:04,000
Well I thought she moved on I knew she dated Ben it was Jen and or the benefit or whatever and I

1212
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:10,480
thought they separated and she moved on she actually went back and married Ben. Yeah and she

1213
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:15,120
has more Super Bowl rings than the Dallas Cowboys. She has more rings than the Dallas Cowboys according

1214
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:22,080
to that meme that I sent you. Yeah. Yeah they got married I guess they got back together after Arod

1215
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:27,760
Broker Hart for the 1800 time. Wait hooking up in some girls DMs or whatever but I'm like

1216
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:33,360
isn't Arod like me and Darcy Darcy is like I thought Jaila was the beard in that relationship.

1217
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:44,720
I'm like you know what so did I. They got married I want to say like in 2021. Oh my goodness. Yeah

1218
00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:49,360
so I'm like oh they actually lasted longer than I thought I guess according to Hollywood standards

1219
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:57,360
they're still married. I don't know whatever. Well congrats I guess I can't say congrats to the

1220
00:56:57,360 --> 00:57:02,720
newlyweds. Congrats from the gal who doesn't fucking know what's going on with Hollywood.

1221
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:10,720
I was just like I guess people girls want to hook up with Ben Affleck. I'm like what the fuck.

1222
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:20,240
Yeah. To Lulu. Must be his character his sense of humor. Oh okay.

1223
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:26,880
All right I guess we should wrap this up. I'm sorry I didn't mean to drag it on but

1224
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:34,640
do you have any parting words for the listeners Miss Pomona. I just appreciate every single one

1225
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:42,400
of you that take the time out of your day to spend a little time with us. Much love. Appreciate it.

1226
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:48,560
You're supposed to say one love because you watched Bob Marley. One love. Rasta farra.

1227
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:56,240
It's good that you go. And I, but Brooke Medusa, appreciate every one of you as well and I wish

1228
00:57:56,240 --> 00:58:18,880
you all a good week. Yes. And on that note we are out. Peace. Peace.