I don't know.
What's your name?
Pomona Bullets.
And I'm Baruch Medusa and I love Don Julio.
What's your love?
I love Jen.
All right.
Welcome to our podcast.
Let's get started.
Good afternoon, Bestie.
Good afternoon to you.
Are we singing?
Yeah.
I was trying.
You know what?
I was, I actually was singing in the restroom right now.
You know, the acoustics of a restroom does wonders.
Whether you're like in the shower.
I totally fucking agree.
I'm like, why do I sound just amazing?
Even if I'm like,
Sit down, Brightonyspears.
Even if I'm like just taking a dump and shit.
And I'm just like, oh, fucking, I sound like I should have been
off for a singer and shit.
And I try to sing in the car and I'm like, yeah, you know,
even my windows are up and it's just me.
I'm like, nah.
Yeah, I'd be dancing in my car.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm like, you can touch me.
I'm having fun, bitch.
Yeah.
Do you know how many people I see pulling out,
digging gold,
and I'm like, you know, your windows are.
You know, your windows ain't tinted and I,
why did I look to the fucking right?
Okay.
So really quick before we get started, get started.
I talked to my college homeboy,
Tori and he wanted me to tell you that he appreciated your
cliff diving story from last week and that he laughed his
ass off and I'm quoting right now.
Pomona bullets needs to be strapped to a total recall machine
because he needs more of your hilarious childhood.
Motherfucking stories, bitch.
Corey, Corey, Corey, Tori, Tori with Tori.
My bad.
You know what?
Thank you.
My book will be out.
Actually,
the best stories.
I should probably, I should,
I should write a movie and like pitch it.
No, you said that be a standup comic act.
You would fucking make back doing that.
Yeah.
A little bit naughty.
I'm not going to sell my soul.
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
Um, yeah.
You know what?
I don't think I have the guts to do it.
I, I'm very bad.
I'm not.
I'm not like.
In speaking like in front of a bunch of people or.
I don't know.
You know what's hilarious?
You said you're bad at speaking in front of people.
Tori recommended that I start reading my books and make audio
book versions and I'm like, Tori.
I suck.
I suck at reading out loud.
Like if I'm recording and I'm like, do you know how many fucking
times I've been reading my book?
I've been reading it five times and I'm like,
if I could just say by my book bitch,
that would be like the easiest fucking intro ever,
but I'm like, no, we can't fucking do that.
Do you know how many times it takes me to try to.
Get that random little, uh,
When your voicemail on the phone, you have reached.
And I tried to do one just like, Hey,
sorry, Mr. Colt type me. I think I did 20 of them.
Like, nope. No, no, no.
I keep trying.
I was like, you know what?
I think I like that you have reached the fucking number and leave
a message because I, I hate it.
Yeah, I did.
I do the, um, my, I think if you call my, um,
phone, it'll just do the, I guess, whatever T-Mobile set it up as.
Yeah.
It's just like you have reached and I just kind of said your number.
And yeah, that's, I'm like, I'm fucking over this shit.
I'm not trying to be friendly anyway. So don't leave a message.
I'm not going to check. Yeah.
I was just like, Oh shit. I think I have missed calls. I'm like, Oh,
those are voice mails. I'll check them later.
Right.
10 days later spam. It's my boyfriend's name is spam now spam likely.
You're.
So it's so happy.
And again, thank you, Tori.
I'm going to work on it.
I'm going to make great notes and we're going to rock that.
I'm going to do so.
Yeah. Yes.
I fucking love your stories.
You are like the heart and soul of this fucking podcast.
If it was just me, be fucking boring. How about that?
Hmm.
You have some interesting things to say.
I think it's a great.
Yeah.
Because you're, you're online and I'm not.
But you bring the voice mails.
I'm not going to be like,
you're online and I bring the party all day long.
I try.
I know I'm getting old.
I'm going to put all my chips in.
Before I.
I'm going to go broke or a millionaire.
Oh my gosh.
But.
Happy Superbowl Sunday.
And it's right.
Right.
I'm going to have a good.
Happy Superbowl Sunday.
And it's.
They're all so happy.
You're online and I'm not.
And that's right bitch, and we'll see what happens
I really hope the 49ers can pull the rabbit out of the motherfucking hat real
Well, yeah, you think you're gonna vote for the chiefs fuck the chiefs I
Do I don't I
Don't I wish I don't even really want to wash the Super Bowl
Because I I don't give who cares. I'm gonna whoever wins
I'm still gonna be mad that my team wasn't even a contender, but same
I'm trying not to be a poor sport and I am a true football fan and when I go to work tomorrow and
People want to say well. Did you see that play or I'm gonna I want to win that debate
I'm gonna find something smart to say but I am going for 49ers
There you go, right? Let's just cut cut to the shit. Let's go Niners
Bang bang niner gang there you know what I was so much enthusiasm I
Just say yay Niners. Let's go. That's how I say it
You know Patrick Mahone's dad got busted for a third DUI like last Sunday. I want to say did you hear about that?
No, if it wasn't on Yahoo news on my little email, I just read
Yeah, he was busted and I'm just like man, I don't know
I guess it's his third one according to the news or whatever, but I'm like, oh, he's like a hot mess like
Yeah, and then they asked him like who are you gonna?
Are you gonna sit by Taylor Swift or I guess Patrick Mahone's wife and he's like I hope not oh
Shit, I like him. That's why he was oh my god
He can't be around this bitch
Yeah, but I'm like he's a liability dude like your your son is a fucking
Like obviously he's the quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs and you're fucking being a running around like being a hot mess
Like really, you know what he was trying to break up the monotony with all this pay-tay and
Fucking COVID commercials and he didn't know he was like, you know what just let me fucking throw a wrench in the program
There you go, oh
Snap I truly hope I don't fucking
Have to see
Hey, I'm gonna put a okay. Let's bet
How many times do you think we're gonna see Tay Tay's fucking face?
During the whole game like just my yeah
Are you gonna actually count because I'm not gonna count. Oh, I will count if we're gonna
Okay, I will say
Um, shit this fucking football game last forever. I would say at least how about 49 for the 49ers
Fuckin a bitch. Why do I fucking love you so much? That is that's the best fucking answer
I mean even though it's not like you would lose the bet because I don't think it would be 49, but it might be more
You know if it I
I will I will fucking
Bow out of football if it's fucking more than 49. I'm
I will never watch a fucking football game
Fuck the NFL. What isn't the rock coming in with something else that's football. I
You know what I want to say is now that you said that I
Saw a commercial. I was like, yeah
He was talking about that. Um, I got tired of listening to Joe Rogan again
So I'm on a break with that motherfucker, but when he had the rock on there
I could have sworn now that you said that I want to say he he he is like trying to do something like to that
Like how ice cube does the big three. I think it's called big three. Yeah
It was like there was who was the XFL or some something like that came out
And then they're late 90s. I want to say yeah, early 2000s, maybe
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what happened to that, but now it's the are they bringing it back
I don't know. I kind of caught wind. I thought I saw a commercial and
You know if
We if I count 49 mother fucking Tay Tay
You're like, I'm gonna jump off. Yeah, I'm just diving the wrong way. Yeah, I don't have to see that
You know, I'm not even gonna measure. I'm not gonna fucking scuba dive and measure
I'm just gonna jump off of cliff and just yeah
to my dad
Okay, so you lived in Hawaii for four years. I want to say yes or yeah
So other than cliff diving, what's another memorable story that I guess that just pops into your head automatically
Automatically
Have to be funny or whatever. It's pretty funny. Um, I don't know if you want to talk about like my
childhood stuff like with my siblings or
Because you know everything that I say is not
Facts it's fiction just for the public to know and if it sounds like I'm just kidding
I just I just was told that you shouldn't yeah, but I'm gonna call anybody. I'm a blow whistle
I don't give a shit. So one of my oh
My goodness this is
Legit real and I'm gonna leave family out of it. You're welcome family not that you listen to my podcast
but um
So I know there's a ton of geckos
Santa P's
Fruit bats like just a bunch of shit that can be in your house or the lie
Which is when you're coming into
Whatever I'm not gonna. Yeah the pat like that white people will caught it and then close patio. There you go
Solid um, but I I I used to think geckos were cute, but Jesus when they're on your
They somehow can go onto your ceiling just like a fly you would see a fly
Maybe if you live in California, they just kind of they rest on your ceiling, but they fly away
But if a gecko gets on your ceiling, I don't know
I think it kind of just doesn't know where it's at and it's its feet just stick and
Okay, they end up just falling. Oh
No
They're just like where am I going? I don't know. I don't know but
To have a fucking gecko if you're sitting on the couch and you're
Eating some shaved ice
And it just plops down into your shaved ice. Yeah, I just plop
Okay, so that that was just one thing I was like that's kind of I looked at a gecko almost as
my southern Kelly
Experiences as a child of a ladybug. It's like oh
They're not bad
right, you know, whatever but
My
Me and my family the cousins siblings, whatever we decide we're going out. We're playing and
When we both when you and I both grew up
Regardless of where we were it was always about being outside, right?
Right, you just want to ride your bike. You want to go to the skiing rink you whatever it you want to be outside
So same likewise just annoying
kids won't be outside and
I was told by some sip or I'm just gonna say some family members and
That there was these
spiders that make these webs and they're so big and
they they call them the banana spiders and
They look like crabs
To an eight-year-old. Yeah, I mean, I don't
Yes
They were they're just huge
Yeah, they have those on the Philippines too and they're like no, that's a spider. I'm like no bitch. That's a fucking yeah
Yeah, that is Sebastian. I've seen the little mermaid. Yes
Fucking and then you a coconut crab. Oh shit. That's a turtle
That's a sea turtle and I know crab doesn't crab get that big what the hell is going on over here?
So, yeah
Let's came back to the story banana spiders banana spiders banana spiders and it's funny because in Hawaii
we all walked around with a machete because
We won't and we weren't trying to kill anybody it was just like oh shit get through the path
You want to cut mango down? Oh, here's a big old banana spider freaking web or whatever it was
they walked around with machetes and and I was kind of
Wasn't scary to me, but it was
It was interesting
Wow, you knew you're not gonna get in trouble. Are you sure?
Mad Max. Yeah, I was just like damn damn. Okay. Nice
So my brother's like here you go
It's a banana spider. He's like you know, you're trying to show me where these spiders live and not only are they big
they like to um
Have like a family
Spiders web like they and
We were cutting this
spider webs down and it was gross because between like two trees and these two trees
were blocking our pathway, but
Wow, it must have honestly, I might be over exaggerating because
everything looks bigger when you're young but
Thinking about it as an adult. I would say it was the two trees were at least four feet apart
Okay, okay, and there's a huge like spider web. It was just a it was gonna catch whatever was flying that way
Come on a bullets
You know what it did catch me
My siblings and family they're these kids with these machetes and wah wah wah and just cutting it
But tell me why is there bats in there?
Oh
Go oh in the web. Yes
They were gonna fucking
But really so these these spiders eat bats like does that even happen? Well fucking skunks eat fucking mice and I
Don't know
That's crazy. They probably don't but it got caught in the web. I guess I
Shit I always tell my kids
Well, if you googled it and Google said it was that's what it was and I guess that's what it was like
Go ahead and believe it
Right
But I have been finding myself googling GTS a lot more lately
What is GTS Google that shit? Oh?
Well, thank you urban dictionary, you know
Google that shit GDS for me. Did you know hey, we should yeah anybody says that you owe us a dollar
Speaking of a dollar I forgot my fucking water bottle when I went to the gym
I think it was on Friday whatever so I'm fucking dying
I'm like, hey, are you guys selling water already because they only have certain hours that they saw it
It was like four in the morning. They're like, yeah, I'm like and I'm expecting to get raped
It's like a 20 ounce bottle of aquafina. I want to say it was right right only charged me a fucking dollar
I'm like, good bless you. I'm like, you know because they would have charged $10 if you're at a fucking football game, right?
Yeah, well, maybe not $10 maybe five, but
Fucking cup of beer, that's not even filled up to the top
I was in total shock when she said one dollar or even and I'm just like wow you guys are really good
A prime member or a prime member or a tier VHP member or some shit or
Yeah, that's I wanted to ask her but I didn't want to question it because yeah, he charged me wrong
Yeah, I'm sorry your registered right or was it cold?
I'm sorry. Was it cold water just room? Yeah, it was in the you know those refrigerators or like the Pepsi refrigerators or whatever
Yeah, I was really shocked. I'm like, well, thank you planet Fitness
I would have bought it and sealed the deal and then said how much would you charge?
How much let me get a Fiji as well and see like
$13 right, but maybe it was just because it was aquafina
I guess that's only water that it was that or Gatorade and I'm like, I'm sure they charge a lot for Gatorade
That's yeah, no not Gatorade. Sorry. Do you know what's on the shelf and on the market these days Gatorade?
I really get coconut water. I'm a Gatorade with vodka
Hey, what color would you pick?
Which color would you pick for the game? I like the fruit punch one. Okay
They got I just anything but the regular or I guess the original one which is that fluorescent green
I'm not a fan of that one. Oh, yeah, is that is that neon piss yellow? Yeah
It's like you fucking had you have radiation. Yeah, it's that radiation. How have you said? Yeah
Oh, it looks like Homer Simpson's fucking where he works and shit. Yes
Oh
Hey, that's like that movie. What was it?
Idiocracy I
Fucking love that movie. I never knew about that movie till my coworker told me about it and that is like the best fucking movie ever I
Think all millennials should be forced to watch that in high school to graduate
Like no for millennials and any other generations after that so Jen Xers and whatever the next generation is gonna be
Yeah, I think
Love that movie
It's what plants crave or what?
I don't even remember I've watched it twice and that was when it first came
I guess like right after it came out and was on DVD or it went to DVD or whatever
But I haven't watched it since then but I I fucking loved it. Oh my gosh, you know what?
I'm always late to the party. I watched that show and people like what do you mean? I've seen that
I'm like 20 years later. I watched that well as long as you watch it. Who cares? Yeah, that's what I said
That one's a keeper it is
Oh
So is your dad having a Super Bowl party since I know he's a big football? Oh
well, he
he's he wants to I guess my stepsis and her husband and
They're just kind of hanging though. They're laying low
Everyone to say but yeah, of course, but I talked to pop a duke and he's I'm gonna barbecue these
Cabals and this and that and man
It's just sounds like a party
Like well, that's nice. I'm gonna I'm gonna I
Actually, and I just try to rebuttal. I actually don't even care
Who wins? I'm just gonna watch it
right
I'm not even gonna waste my time trying to make buffalo wings or anything. Oh, I'm not doing that shit either
but
I'm lying because if I'm
I'm gonna force the washers fucking game. Yes
I'm gonna watch it in happiness
Which food makes true?
Did you have yesterday off or was yesterday your Saturday on no yesterday was off. Thank goodness. Oh, yeah
Yes karate with your son or did your son have karate or yes, he did
And how weird is it? It's the the only one of the Saturdays I get off and
And why is this karate at like freakin 9 a 9 30 a.m. That's that's like my
What is it normally?
7 p.m. 6 30 p.m. I'm a Saturday. No on the weekdays. It's only on the Saturdays. It's early
Okay, got it. I was gonna say yeah, but so he doesn't go on he only goes every other Saturday because every other Saturday
Right, so I just like why
9 because we've had this bowl in my head when I'm leading work on Friday knowing I have Saturday off, which is rare or
Such a pleasant surprise when I look at my schedule
Holy shit, thank you. I can't believe I have Saturday off
And fucking it's super bowl. This is this is easy. I get so happy
And I always think to myself
I'm gonna go to bed early and
I'm gonna see. Oh, yeah, you I guess did you go to a party or what happens? No, I
Just said, you know what I
Would like to just make a toast to myself tonight
That's cuz you the shit bitch. I
I thought so and you remember that one little meme that
That it was I think Snoop Dogg said I would like to thank in his whole speech
me
For waking up. I would like to thank me. I was having one that that Snoop Dogg moment that
I was like, I would like to thank me. What do I have?
nothing
But then I looked a little deeper
This is a special occasion because I am I
Will do I even have a wine bottle opener?
Yeah, I was like I'm fucking put a knife or do something
I don't know. I'll get a hammer and a nail and just put the goddamn cork inside the bottom, you know
I am probably
Gonna be hated by many because if I have a bottle of wine
It's probably expensive and it's probably somebody who was gifting me
But I'm I don't know about wine you can pour wine in a wine glass and tell me
What do you think is it nutty or no? I was not I don't know. I'm not a wine
Do you do that or get the spit it back out?
No, why would I spit it back out? You know a drink?
You have to do that. He's no I did a winery tour with M once and I drank my fucking wine. I give a fuck
You've never been to a winery where they're you're supposed to
Mean now you think I'm gonna fucking waste alcohol. I know I was like, oh
That's like drinking bond water. I'll just give it to me. I
'm just kidding. I just I had to say that because I saw a
Episode or a little clip on ridiculousness that I would happen to watch
Uh-huh. Nice. I can't believe this girl that she was picking up her beer at the frat party
And she drank the bone. Yeah
Yeah, well, and I I guess well
I
Just confirmed this is why Pomona bullets you're somewhat sane
for not being online
Human races I
Think I would really yeah, I
Don't know why it bugs me it doesn't it makes me laugh
But it's just the fact that I my kids are not adults yet. It's like ah shit
Well, one of them is yeah. Oh, yeah, and then I just have to say I
Never want to sound like
That old person that says well back to my day
This shit wasn't acceptable
Right
But I I've been saying that a lot in my head and I recognize that it's in my head and I won't say it out loud
I won't even say that
My damn we used to we used to find a payphone
Dude they still have them out here, but like, you know the phone like they already removed everything
I'm like, can you just remove the entire fucking shell like what's the point? Oh?
Well, did you see that one? I don't know
Somebody sent me a picture. Everybody always sends me
Just I guess screenshots or something or if whatever they're on and it was you wonder where all the phone booths went
Okay, and it's
Honestly is probably photoshopped or whatnot, but it they showed an island and it was just a bunch of fucking
The or the phone booth. Yeah, but I thought to myself like that's trash island guys like
Everybody knows about trash
Right just photoshopped all the phone booths very funny
But where are they but where are they?
Did we make cars out of them we probably made Teslas out of them. Oh
You're funny
I fucking hate Elon Musk. So yeah, they probably did make Tesla's we could just melt this down
Just a little just a little
So Pomona bullets Instagram news
The country of Thailand, I know you used to be a kickboxer
Guess what they I guess are doing or extending
Generally, they are they used to have a 60-day visa pass for anybody who wants to come and train
Mu Tai
But they now increase the 60-day visa to 90 days. So maybe I don't know it's just an option for you
You can take it back up and kick people's asses
for a living
90 days
Well, yeah, and I guess tourism is slow after the the lockdown and everything so they they came up with a way to I guess
Have people stay an extra 30 days. I guess or extend the visa for those that want to
Learn and practice Mu Tai
hmm, so who's on board as far as I'm letting the
Dojo be open or what is there a package deal? I
Have no idea. I'm just letting you know that the visa has been extended an additional 30 days
And I don't know if that's like permanently
but I'm gonna get that because
There you go. I'm like you might need to check that out miss fighter
I'm gonna gts that
That you know what and honestly it sounds like
for most people that
Try to go on those retreats or go to wherever they go and they just do these retreats and
Become one with the earth or the land or whatever they I don't even know what they do on these retreats, but
This sounds like retreat like what for 90 days I can leave the country and kick ass. Yeah
Samia and
Train with actual professionals that have mastered the art in the motherland. That's like a win-win
That would be
Amazing come on income tax get into my account
Right. I you know what I got my W2 this past week. I need to drop everything off with my account. So I
Just want to break even I don't want to oh, you know what I've always
Always the same same same same but you know how so you should probably get um
I would think you would always get a refund or break even or whatever you wouldn't oh
No
They I think the only thing I had to enter as far as number wise doing my taxes was how much interest did you pay on your fucking loan?
I'm like well
Since I have like a fucking 3.1 to 5
It
Most of it didn't go fucking anywhere
Okay
At first it was like your first time home buyer that was fucking nice that was the first time where I was like
They give you a break or whatever. Yeah, and
Pandemic so it was nice. That was the first time in
In 40 plus years that I didn't fucking owe or get excited and clap for 300 dollars coming to me
I used to get so mad I'm like why is anybody like
How how like what do you do for a living?
I don't even work. I'm like, so how the fuck you buying the biggest TV at Walmart today?
Layaway, I don't know no they get income tax. They're all bitch because I have
I see what you're saying. Okay. Yeah, because I have five kids and each kid four thousand dollars
And I don't even and all I do is work
I have to strip clever work or I don't know whatever it was like damn
I've been doing it all wrong. I was trying to be a dentist and I became a more professional
And I didn't make enough to hide my money overseas
I just felt it the cracks
You're welcome
I'm just kidding. I'm just mad because okay. They're showing Taylor Swift for the first time
Shit, okay one. They just work. Yes one. They're doing the national anthem. I don't have a monkey
I was gonna blow my nose, but I didn't want our
I don't know if they hear me blow my nose. I've been fighting this
Put the phone down and or mute really quick. It doesn't matter. No. Blow your fucking nose, bitch
I'm gonna blow this is this is for this is for the super bowl is here
See see how you worked it in yeah, and I'm gonna put in the toilet when a flashback
Okay, so we have wait wait, I'm what I'm going to put a telly mark. I'm looking for a pen
I already I marked one already. So I probably won't watch the whole game or I got to get up in between
I know you are not watching the goddamn. What's it called?
The
We're playing for the halftime. I don't even know. I'm like who gives a fuck about us. Yeah
But I'm like you guys kind of isn't he like 70
Um, I know he's probably 45. He's not 45. He was older. He's no no
Now keep talking or whatever. I want to look him up. Okay. Yeah, because I was I was go ahead. I'm sorry
I was just think I sure you remind me of a girl
After he sent that song 1978
Oh, he's not that bad. He's four years younger than me. So he's um, he's in his 40s
Oh, he's older than 40 then so he's 40
Uh, 46. Oh, I can actually do math today
And I I'm proud of myself because I just said he's in his 40s
nice
Um, 46
Oh, sure. Like is he gonna drop a new album? I don't want to watch that. I hope not. I hope not either
Well, duck are you are you down to watch the commercials? Have you caught?
I'm not I used to but I used to but not really so I'm like
Whatever, maybe if the raiders were playing, I don't know whatever
It's no big thing to me anymore. It's like everybody always likes to talk about the fucking I'm glad I work remote now
I don't have to deal with everybody talking about the goddamn commercials
Tomorrow at at work. I guess whatever. Wait, when did you turn remote?
Um, I haven't told you I got a new job or so I work remote now. I started like the week after my birthday
Okay. Yeah, so I'm fully remote. So god bless America. There is. Oh my goodness. I just recommend
Getting out of your sweats once a week
Even if you're just gonna put on a pair of jeans
Girl, I don't own jeans. I only I only own sweats and leggings
So if you mean by sweats and leggings, then yeah, I'll I'll um, I'll wear leggings. I guess, um
Maybe tomorrow because it'll be a little bit warmer
Hey, no, okay, so put on a um
Uh, like a office attire shirt like a button up like shirt. I don't know any of that shit either
I'll just buy one from that shit buy one from the goodwill
So just so you keep your sanity and just once a week just who gives a shit wear your leggings and whatever
But just put that shit on
and just
Yeah, it it makes a difference. Trust me. Okay
I'll consider
Consider it'll take you about eight months before you get
You're like, yeah, exactly when I go out and buy a dress shirt. Yeah, you're like goodwill fuck that
I
I was on that bitch
I just dropped a whole bunch of crap off at the good I guess well, it's not goodwill here. It's so not even salvation or me
I don't even know what the thrift shop is around the corner, but I did a drop off. I think it was yesterday
Oh my god. I can't believe all the stuff I got rid of
Thank god, so yeah
You're being proactive staying ahead of fucking spring cleaning
Oh, I don't even think about that. But yeah, I guess so
I I hate clutter. I
say if I see anything
in my house garage that I have not touched in like three months or if it has doesn't like
You're going like obviously don't give two shits about you. I haven't touched it and I don't even know what's in this box
It could be it could be a bunch of photo albums and birth certificates of my children. I'm like, it looks dusty
To the trash no way but yeah, that's great though
Do they do they charge you or you get to just no?
Yeah, I just dropped it off at the I guess the back of the
The back of the store. I guess they have like a
A what not a welcome bin but wherever they have a bin you can put your stuff in so that's what I did
And it's not good. Well
No, it's like the their local
It's like it's a not profit one
But it's not like I guess I would call goodwill a franchise because there's so many different locations
This one is just a no-name brand one
Yeah, do it kelly
Yeah, we don't we don't have that here
Yeah, I usually if I don't get to a goodwill
And I can't fit it in that we collect shoes and shirts in this
fucking red
Trying to put a desk in there
You know what they used to have those all the time here, but they stopped doing that
So I don't know what happened because that was so convenient
Yeah, I bet you people that really needed it
Just probably broke into him
Oh, well, I mean, I would just assume
Well, that's the way it should be they should just be able to because they don't have it. Yeah, I put a lock on it and like really who's gonna
It's just it's just more to somebody you got to hire somebody to go to those
Pick them right wash it
Fold it give hang it up and say you can have it for 50 cents
No, right. No, just just say hey need it take it
Need it take it
Whoa
So, um, I didn't send you um
This tweet yesterday. I think it was yesterday. I should have sent it to you. I didn't
So, uh, you know our boy Chad Ocho Cinco him and um, to T.O. Terrell Owens met up
I guess they're both in Vegas and they haven't seen each other forever
They gave the most cutest like bromance embrace and they were all just dancing around because they haven't seen each other
I'm like, that's how me and Pomona volts are
But I saw you did send that to me. Oh, I did. Oh, okay. I'm well good. I'm glad I did
But I was just like it's so it's so cute when guys do that when they have the love and affection for each other
And they do it. I think it's whole it was hilarious when they were doing it. It was so I was like, what is this?
Are they what is this?
I'm like, what's the last time he saw to you because um, Ocho is always traveling
So I'm like, you guys should hang out like you guys haven't scheduled to hang out time. I don't get it
That was cute though. Yeah
And he's he's our oh, he's already signed up for your Raiders, right?
Yeah, well, that's what and they still haven't made it. I mean they haven't made an announcement
But that's what he said that he got hired on with um, Antonio Pierce
But he he doesn't say to what capacity but I'm assuming fucking for offense
I don't know. I could be wrong. I don't know
He could be especially what happens
Right. I'm I'm gonna throw him somewhere where he doesn't need to be because I don't need your team
You know, I want you to come to the charger. Yeah, I'm gonna order. You know, yeah
You're not an ordain knight yet. Are you sure that ink is dry? It's good
It's not erasable ink. Yeah
Invisible ink
Shit
All right, girl, maybe we should wrap this up because the Super Bowl is gonna start and I still need a meal prep
So I got chores to do today. All right. Well, happy Sunday Super Bowl Sunday and that's right
I guess bang bang niner gang for me. I don't know. We'll see let's go bang bang niner gang
and um
One of us will report back. Um, well, maybe Pomona bullets will um next week
When um, how many times Taylor Swift shows up on the goddamn screen so far? It's only been one. Okay, but wait
So the bet was I just don't watch football if it's more
Oh, oh, you were being for real
No, no, we're just we're really gonna just take some we're gonna take stats and you know what I'm gonna
I'm gonna just say cling cling every time I see Tay Tay and then
We'll see
Okay. Yeah, we'll see
Yeah, well
You think they would have just
Okay, I know I said let's end this but you know what they should have just fucking had her fucking perform for half time
Hello, she's already fucking there because she just came back from japan, but we do need to end it because yes people are probably like
They're probably not even listening to us now
Because yeah, they're gonna listen to us after the Super Bowl, which you should
right
But all right guys, we'll have a good one and happy Super Bowl Sunday to you all
Peace out. Peace.