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I don't know.

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What's your name?

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Pomona Bullets.

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And I'm Baruch Medusa and I love Don Julio.

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What's your love?

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I love Jen.

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All right.

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Welcome to our podcast.

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Let's get started.

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Good afternoon, Bestie.

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Good afternoon to you.

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Are we singing?

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Yeah.

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I was trying.

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You know what?

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I was, I actually was singing in the restroom right now.

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You know, the acoustics of a restroom does wonders.

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Whether you're like in the shower.

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I totally fucking agree.

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I'm like, why do I sound just amazing?

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Even if I'm like,

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Sit down, Brightonyspears.

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Even if I'm like just taking a dump and shit.

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And I'm just like, oh, fucking, I sound like I should have been

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off for a singer and shit.

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And I try to sing in the car and I'm like, yeah, you know,

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even my windows are up and it's just me.

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I'm like, nah.

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Yeah, I'd be dancing in my car.

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I don't give a fuck.

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I'm like, you can touch me.

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I'm having fun, bitch.

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Yeah.

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Do you know how many people I see pulling out,

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digging gold,

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and I'm like, you know, your windows are.

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You know, your windows ain't tinted and I,

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why did I look to the fucking right?

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Okay.

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So really quick before we get started, get started.

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I talked to my college homeboy,

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Tori and he wanted me to tell you that he appreciated your

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cliff diving story from last week and that he laughed his

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ass off and I'm quoting right now.

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Pomona bullets needs to be strapped to a total recall machine

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because he needs more of your hilarious childhood.

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Motherfucking stories, bitch.

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Corey, Corey, Corey, Tori, Tori with Tori.

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My bad.

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You know what?

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Thank you.

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My book will be out.

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Actually,

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the best stories.

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I should probably, I should,

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I should write a movie and like pitch it.

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No, you said that be a standup comic act.

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You would fucking make back doing that.

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Yeah.

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A little bit naughty.

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I'm not going to sell my soul.

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Yeah, I'm just kidding.

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Um, yeah.

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You know what?

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I don't think I have the guts to do it.

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I, I'm very bad.

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I'm not.

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I'm not.

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I'm not like.

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In speaking like in front of a bunch of people or.

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I don't know.

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You know what's hilarious?

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You said you're bad at speaking in front of people.

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Tori recommended that I start reading my books and make audio

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book versions and I'm like, Tori.

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I suck.

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I suck at reading out loud.

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Like if I'm recording and I'm like, do you know how many fucking

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times I've been reading my book?

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I've been reading it five times and I'm like,

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if I could just say by my book bitch,

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that would be like the easiest fucking intro ever,

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but I'm like, no, we can't fucking do that.

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Do you know how many times it takes me to try to.

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Get that random little, uh,

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When your voicemail on the phone, you have reached.

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And I tried to do one just like, Hey,

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sorry, Mr. Colt type me. I think I did 20 of them.

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Like, nope. No, no, no.

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I keep trying.

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I was like, you know what?

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I think I like that you have reached the fucking number and leave

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a message because I, I hate it.

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Yeah, I did.

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I do the, um, my, I think if you call my, um,

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phone, it'll just do the, I guess, whatever T-Mobile set it up as.

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It's just like you have reached and I just kind of said your number.

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And yeah, that's, I'm like, I'm fucking over this shit.

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I'm not trying to be friendly anyway. So don't leave a message.

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I'm not going to check. Yeah.

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I was just like, Oh shit. I think I have missed calls. I'm like, Oh,

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those are voice mails. I'll check them later.

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Right.

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10 days later spam. It's my boyfriend's name is spam now spam likely.

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You're.

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So it's so happy.

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And again, thank you, Tori.

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I'm going to work on it.

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I'm going to make great notes and we're going to rock that.

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I'm going to do so.

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Yeah. Yes.

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I fucking love your stories.

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You are like the heart and soul of this fucking podcast.

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If it was just me, be fucking boring. How about that?

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Hmm.

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You have some interesting things to say.

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I think it's a great.

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Yeah.

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Because you're, you're online and I'm not.

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But you bring the voice mails.

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I'm not going to be like,

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I'm not going to be like,

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I'm not going to be like,

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I'm not going to be like,

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I'm not going to be like,

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I'm not going to be like,

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you're online and I bring the party all day long.

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I try.

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I know I'm getting old.

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I'm going to put all my chips in.

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Before I.

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I'm going to go broke or a millionaire.

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Oh my gosh.

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But.

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Happy Superbowl Sunday.

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And it's right.

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Right.

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I'm going to have a good.

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Happy Superbowl Sunday.

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And it's.

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They're all so happy.

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They're all so happy.

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They're all so happy.

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You're online and I'm not.

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And that's right bitch, and we'll see what happens

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I really hope the 49ers can pull the rabbit out of the motherfucking hat real

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Well, yeah, you think you're gonna vote for the chiefs fuck the chiefs I

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Do I don't I

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Don't I wish I don't even really want to wash the Super Bowl

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Because I I don't give who cares. I'm gonna whoever wins

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I'm still gonna be mad that my team wasn't even a contender, but same

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I'm trying not to be a poor sport and I am a true football fan and when I go to work tomorrow and

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People want to say well. Did you see that play or I'm gonna I want to win that debate

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I'm gonna find something smart to say but I am going for 49ers

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There you go, right? Let's just cut cut to the shit. Let's go Niners

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Bang bang niner gang there you know what I was so much enthusiasm I

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Just say yay Niners. Let's go. That's how I say it

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You know Patrick Mahone's dad got busted for a third DUI like last Sunday. I want to say did you hear about that?

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No, if it wasn't on Yahoo news on my little email, I just read

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Yeah, he was busted and I'm just like man, I don't know

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I guess it's his third one according to the news or whatever, but I'm like, oh, he's like a hot mess like

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Yeah, and then they asked him like who are you gonna?

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Are you gonna sit by Taylor Swift or I guess Patrick Mahone's wife and he's like I hope not oh

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Shit, I like him. That's why he was oh my god

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He can't be around this bitch

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Yeah, but I'm like he's a liability dude like your your son is a fucking

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Like obviously he's the quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs and you're fucking being a running around like being a hot mess

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Like really, you know what he was trying to break up the monotony with all this pay-tay and

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Fucking COVID commercials and he didn't know he was like, you know what just let me fucking throw a wrench in the program

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There you go, oh

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Snap I truly hope I don't fucking

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Have to see

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Hey, I'm gonna put a okay. Let's bet

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How many times do you think we're gonna see Tay Tay's fucking face?

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During the whole game like just my yeah

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Are you gonna actually count because I'm not gonna count. Oh, I will count if we're gonna

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Okay, I will say

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Um, shit this fucking football game last forever. I would say at least how about 49 for the 49ers

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Fuckin a bitch. Why do I fucking love you so much? That is that's the best fucking answer

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I mean even though it's not like you would lose the bet because I don't think it would be 49, but it might be more

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I will I will fucking

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Bow out of football if it's fucking more than 49. I'm

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I will never watch a fucking football game

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Fuck the NFL. What isn't the rock coming in with something else that's football. I

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You know what I want to say is now that you said that I

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Saw a commercial. I was like, yeah

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He was talking about that. Um, I got tired of listening to Joe Rogan again

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So I'm on a break with that motherfucker, but when he had the rock on there

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I could have sworn now that you said that I want to say he he he is like trying to do something like to that

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Like how ice cube does the big three. I think it's called big three. Yeah

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It was like there was who was the XFL or some something like that came out

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And then they're late 90s. I want to say yeah, early 2000s, maybe

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I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what happened to that, but now it's the are they bringing it back

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I don't know. I kind of caught wind. I thought I saw a commercial and

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We if I count 49 mother fucking Tay Tay

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You're like, I'm gonna jump off. Yeah, I'm just diving the wrong way. Yeah, I don't have to see that

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You know, I'm not even gonna measure. I'm not gonna fucking scuba dive and measure

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I'm just gonna jump off of cliff and just yeah

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to my dad

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Okay, so you lived in Hawaii for four years. I want to say yes or yeah

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So other than cliff diving, what's another memorable story that I guess that just pops into your head automatically

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Have to be funny or whatever. It's pretty funny. Um, I don't know if you want to talk about like my

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childhood stuff like with my siblings or

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Because you know everything that I say is not

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Facts it's fiction just for the public to know and if it sounds like I'm just kidding

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I just I just was told that you shouldn't yeah, but I'm gonna call anybody. I'm a blow whistle

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I don't give a shit. So one of my oh

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My goodness this is

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Legit real and I'm gonna leave family out of it. You're welcome family not that you listen to my podcast

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So I know there's a ton of geckos

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Santa P's

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Fruit bats like just a bunch of shit that can be in your house or the lie

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Which is when you're coming into

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Whatever I'm not gonna. Yeah the pat like that white people will caught it and then close patio. There you go

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Solid um, but I I I used to think geckos were cute, but Jesus when they're on your

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They somehow can go onto your ceiling just like a fly you would see a fly

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Maybe if you live in California, they just kind of they rest on your ceiling, but they fly away

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But if a gecko gets on your ceiling, I don't know

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I think it kind of just doesn't know where it's at and it's its feet just stick and

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Okay, they end up just falling. Oh

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They're just like where am I going? I don't know. I don't know but

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To have a fucking gecko if you're sitting on the couch and you're

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Eating some shaved ice

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And it just plops down into your shaved ice. Yeah, I just plop

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Okay, so that that was just one thing I was like that's kind of I looked at a gecko almost as

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Experiences as a child of a ladybug. It's like oh

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They're not bad

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Me and my family the cousins siblings, whatever we decide we're going out. We're playing and

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When we both when you and I both grew up

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Regardless of where we were it was always about being outside, right?

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Right, you just want to ride your bike. You want to go to the skiing rink you whatever it you want to be outside

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So same likewise just annoying

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kids won't be outside and

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I was told by some sip or I'm just gonna say some family members and

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spiders that make these webs and they're so big and

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they they call them the banana spiders and

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They look like crabs

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To an eight-year-old. Yeah, I mean, I don't

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Yes

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Yes

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They were they're just huge

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Yeah, they have those on the Philippines too and they're like no, that's a spider. I'm like no bitch. That's a fucking yeah

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Yeah, that is Sebastian. I've seen the little mermaid. Yes

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Fucking and then you a coconut crab. Oh shit. That's a turtle

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That's a sea turtle and I know crab doesn't crab get that big what the hell is going on over here?

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So, yeah

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Let's came back to the story banana spiders banana spiders banana spiders and it's funny because in Hawaii

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we all walked around with a machete because

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We won't and we weren't trying to kill anybody it was just like oh shit get through the path

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You want to cut mango down? Oh, here's a big old banana spider freaking web or whatever it was

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they walked around with machetes and and I was kind of

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Wasn't scary to me, but it was

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It was interesting

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Wow, you knew you're not gonna get in trouble. Are you sure?

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Mad Max. Yeah, I was just like damn damn. Okay. Nice

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So my brother's like here you go

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It's a banana spider. He's like you know, you're trying to show me where these spiders live and not only are they big

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they like to um

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Have like a family

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Spiders web like they and

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We were cutting this

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spider webs down and it was gross because between like two trees and these two trees

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were blocking our pathway, but

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Wow, it must have honestly, I might be over exaggerating because

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everything looks bigger when you're young but

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Thinking about it as an adult. I would say it was the two trees were at least four feet apart

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Okay, okay, and there's a huge like spider web. It was just a it was gonna catch whatever was flying that way

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Come on a bullets

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You know what it did catch me

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My siblings and family they're these kids with these machetes and wah wah wah and just cutting it

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But tell me why is there bats in there?

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Oh

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Go oh in the web. Yes

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They were gonna fucking

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But really so these these spiders eat bats like does that even happen? Well fucking skunks eat fucking mice and I

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Don't know

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That's crazy. They probably don't but it got caught in the web. I guess I

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Shit I always tell my kids

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Well, if you googled it and Google said it was that's what it was and I guess that's what it was like

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Go ahead and believe it

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Right

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But I have been finding myself googling GTS a lot more lately

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What is GTS Google that shit? Oh?

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Well, thank you urban dictionary, you know

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Google that shit GDS for me. Did you know hey, we should yeah anybody says that you owe us a dollar

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Speaking of a dollar I forgot my fucking water bottle when I went to the gym

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I think it was on Friday whatever so I'm fucking dying

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I'm like, hey, are you guys selling water already because they only have certain hours that they saw it

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It was like four in the morning. They're like, yeah, I'm like and I'm expecting to get raped

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It's like a 20 ounce bottle of aquafina. I want to say it was right right only charged me a fucking dollar

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I'm like, good bless you. I'm like, you know because they would have charged $10 if you're at a fucking football game, right?

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Yeah, well, maybe not $10 maybe five, but

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Fucking cup of beer, that's not even filled up to the top

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I was in total shock when she said one dollar or even and I'm just like wow you guys are really good

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A prime member or a prime member or a tier VHP member or some shit or

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Yeah, that's I wanted to ask her but I didn't want to question it because yeah, he charged me wrong

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Yeah, I'm sorry your registered right or was it cold?

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I'm sorry. Was it cold water just room? Yeah, it was in the you know those refrigerators or like the Pepsi refrigerators or whatever

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Yeah, I was really shocked. I'm like, well, thank you planet Fitness

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I would have bought it and sealed the deal and then said how much would you charge?

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How much let me get a Fiji as well and see like

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$13 right, but maybe it was just because it was aquafina

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I guess that's only water that it was that or Gatorade and I'm like, I'm sure they charge a lot for Gatorade

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That's yeah, no not Gatorade. Sorry. Do you know what's on the shelf and on the market these days Gatorade?

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I really get coconut water. I'm a Gatorade with vodka

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Hey, what color would you pick?

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Which color would you pick for the game? I like the fruit punch one. Okay

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They got I just anything but the regular or I guess the original one which is that fluorescent green

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I'm not a fan of that one. Oh, yeah, is that is that neon piss yellow? Yeah

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It's like you fucking had you have radiation. Yeah, it's that radiation. How have you said? Yeah

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Oh, it looks like Homer Simpson's fucking where he works and shit. Yes

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Oh

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Hey, that's like that movie. What was it?

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Idiocracy I

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Fucking love that movie. I never knew about that movie till my coworker told me about it and that is like the best fucking movie ever I

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Think all millennials should be forced to watch that in high school to graduate

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Like no for millennials and any other generations after that so Jen Xers and whatever the next generation is gonna be

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Yeah, I think

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Love that movie

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It's what plants crave or what?

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I don't even remember I've watched it twice and that was when it first came

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I guess like right after it came out and was on DVD or it went to DVD or whatever

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But I haven't watched it since then but I I fucking loved it. Oh my gosh, you know what?

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I'm always late to the party. I watched that show and people like what do you mean? I've seen that

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I'm like 20 years later. I watched that well as long as you watch it. Who cares? Yeah, that's what I said

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That one's a keeper it is

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Oh

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So is your dad having a Super Bowl party since I know he's a big football? Oh

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well, he

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he's he wants to I guess my stepsis and her husband and

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They're just kind of hanging though. They're laying low

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Everyone to say but yeah, of course, but I talked to pop a duke and he's I'm gonna barbecue these

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Cabals and this and that and man

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It's just sounds like a party

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Like well, that's nice. I'm gonna I'm gonna I

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Actually, and I just try to rebuttal. I actually don't even care

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Who wins? I'm just gonna watch it

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right

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I'm not even gonna waste my time trying to make buffalo wings or anything. Oh, I'm not doing that shit either

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but

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I'm lying because if I'm

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I'm gonna force the washers fucking game. Yes

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I'm gonna watch it in happiness

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Which food makes true?

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Did you have yesterday off or was yesterday your Saturday on no yesterday was off. Thank goodness. Oh, yeah

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Yes karate with your son or did your son have karate or yes, he did

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And how weird is it? It's the the only one of the Saturdays I get off and

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And why is this karate at like freakin 9 a 9 30 a.m. That's that's like my

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What is it normally?

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7 p.m. 6 30 p.m. I'm a Saturday. No on the weekdays. It's only on the Saturdays. It's early

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Okay, got it. I was gonna say yeah, but so he doesn't go on he only goes every other Saturday because every other Saturday

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Right, so I just like why

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9 because we've had this bowl in my head when I'm leading work on Friday knowing I have Saturday off, which is rare or

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Such a pleasant surprise when I look at my schedule

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Holy shit, thank you. I can't believe I have Saturday off

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And fucking it's super bowl. This is this is easy. I get so happy

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And I always think to myself

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I'm gonna go to bed early and

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I'm gonna see. Oh, yeah, you I guess did you go to a party or what happens? No, I

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Just said, you know what I

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Would like to just make a toast to myself tonight

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That's cuz you the shit bitch. I

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I thought so and you remember that one little meme that

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That it was I think Snoop Dogg said I would like to thank in his whole speech

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me

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For waking up. I would like to thank me. I was having one that that Snoop Dogg moment that

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I was like, I would like to thank me. What do I have?

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nothing

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But then I looked a little deeper

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This is a special occasion because I am I

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Will do I even have a wine bottle opener?

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Yeah, I was like I'm fucking put a knife or do something

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I don't know. I'll get a hammer and a nail and just put the goddamn cork inside the bottom, you know

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I am probably

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Gonna be hated by many because if I have a bottle of wine

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It's probably expensive and it's probably somebody who was gifting me

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But I'm I don't know about wine you can pour wine in a wine glass and tell me

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What do you think is it nutty or no? I was not I don't know. I'm not a wine

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Do you do that or get the spit it back out?

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No, why would I spit it back out? You know a drink?

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You have to do that. He's no I did a winery tour with M once and I drank my fucking wine. I give a fuck

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You've never been to a winery where they're you're supposed to

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Mean now you think I'm gonna fucking waste alcohol. I know I was like, oh

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That's like drinking bond water. I'll just give it to me. I

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'm just kidding. I just I had to say that because I saw a

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Episode or a little clip on ridiculousness that I would happen to watch

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Uh-huh. Nice. I can't believe this girl that she was picking up her beer at the frat party

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And she drank the bone. Yeah

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Yeah, well, and I I guess well

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I

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Just confirmed this is why Pomona bullets you're somewhat sane

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for not being online

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Human races I

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Think I would really yeah, I

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Don't know why it bugs me it doesn't it makes me laugh

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But it's just the fact that I my kids are not adults yet. It's like ah shit

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Well, one of them is yeah. Oh, yeah, and then I just have to say I

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Never want to sound like

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That old person that says well back to my day

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This shit wasn't acceptable

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Right

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But I I've been saying that a lot in my head and I recognize that it's in my head and I won't say it out loud

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I won't even say that

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My damn we used to we used to find a payphone

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Dude they still have them out here, but like, you know the phone like they already removed everything

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I'm like, can you just remove the entire fucking shell like what's the point? Oh?

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Well, did you see that one? I don't know

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Somebody sent me a picture. Everybody always sends me

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Just I guess screenshots or something or if whatever they're on and it was you wonder where all the phone booths went

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Okay, and it's

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Honestly is probably photoshopped or whatnot, but it they showed an island and it was just a bunch of fucking

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The or the phone booth. Yeah, but I thought to myself like that's trash island guys like

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Everybody knows about trash

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Right just photoshopped all the phone booths very funny

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But where are they but where are they?

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Did we make cars out of them we probably made Teslas out of them. Oh

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You're funny

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I fucking hate Elon Musk. So yeah, they probably did make Tesla's we could just melt this down

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Just a little just a little

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So Pomona bullets Instagram news

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The country of Thailand, I know you used to be a kickboxer

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Guess what they I guess are doing or extending

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Generally, they are they used to have a 60-day visa pass for anybody who wants to come and train

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Mu Tai

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But they now increase the 60-day visa to 90 days. So maybe I don't know it's just an option for you

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You can take it back up and kick people's asses

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for a living

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90 days

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Well, yeah, and I guess tourism is slow after the the lockdown and everything so they they came up with a way to I guess

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Have people stay an extra 30 days. I guess or extend the visa for those that want to

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Learn and practice Mu Tai

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hmm, so who's on board as far as I'm letting the

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Dojo be open or what is there a package deal? I

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Have no idea. I'm just letting you know that the visa has been extended an additional 30 days

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And I don't know if that's like permanently

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but I'm gonna get that because

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There you go. I'm like you might need to check that out miss fighter

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I'm gonna gts that

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That you know what and honestly it sounds like

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for most people that

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Try to go on those retreats or go to wherever they go and they just do these retreats and

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Become one with the earth or the land or whatever they I don't even know what they do on these retreats, but

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This sounds like retreat like what for 90 days I can leave the country and kick ass. Yeah

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Samia and

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Train with actual professionals that have mastered the art in the motherland. That's like a win-win

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That would be

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Amazing come on income tax get into my account

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Right. I you know what I got my W2 this past week. I need to drop everything off with my account. So I

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Just want to break even I don't want to oh, you know what I've always

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Always the same same same same but you know how so you should probably get um

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I would think you would always get a refund or break even or whatever you wouldn't oh

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No

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They I think the only thing I had to enter as far as number wise doing my taxes was how much interest did you pay on your fucking loan?

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I'm like well

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Since I have like a fucking 3.1 to 5

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It

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Most of it didn't go fucking anywhere

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Okay

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At first it was like your first time home buyer that was fucking nice that was the first time where I was like

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They give you a break or whatever. Yeah, and

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Pandemic so it was nice. That was the first time in

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In 40 plus years that I didn't fucking owe or get excited and clap for 300 dollars coming to me

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I used to get so mad I'm like why is anybody like

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How how like what do you do for a living?

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I don't even work. I'm like, so how the fuck you buying the biggest TV at Walmart today?

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Layaway, I don't know no they get income tax. They're all bitch because I have

477
00:31:59,860 --> 00:32:04,420
I see what you're saying. Okay. Yeah, because I have five kids and each kid four thousand dollars

478
00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:08,020
And I don't even and all I do is work

479
00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:13,620
I have to strip clever work or I don't know whatever it was like damn

480
00:32:14,740 --> 00:32:20,500
I've been doing it all wrong. I was trying to be a dentist and I became a more professional

481
00:32:23,540 --> 00:32:26,820
And I didn't make enough to hide my money overseas

482
00:32:28,660 --> 00:32:30,660
I just felt it the cracks

483
00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:32,900
You're welcome

484
00:32:32,900 --> 00:32:38,580
I'm just kidding. I'm just mad because okay. They're showing Taylor Swift for the first time

485
00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:45,300
Shit, okay one. They just work. Yes one. They're doing the national anthem. I don't have a monkey

486
00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:48,180
I was gonna blow my nose, but I didn't want our

487
00:32:49,540 --> 00:32:52,180
I don't know if they hear me blow my nose. I've been fighting this

488
00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:58,260
Put the phone down and or mute really quick. It doesn't matter. No. Blow your fucking nose, bitch

489
00:32:58,260 --> 00:33:03,700
I'm gonna blow this is this is for this is for the super bowl is here

490
00:33:07,540 --> 00:33:12,100
See see how you worked it in yeah, and I'm gonna put in the toilet when a flashback

491
00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:21,220
Okay, so we have wait wait, I'm what I'm going to put a telly mark. I'm looking for a pen

492
00:33:21,380 --> 00:33:26,260
I already I marked one already. So I probably won't watch the whole game or I got to get up in between

493
00:33:26,260 --> 00:33:29,540
I know you are not watching the goddamn. What's it called?

494
00:33:30,900 --> 00:33:32,900
The

495
00:33:32,980 --> 00:33:37,460
We're playing for the halftime. I don't even know. I'm like who gives a fuck about us. Yeah

496
00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:41,620
But I'm like you guys kind of isn't he like 70

497
00:33:43,060 --> 00:33:51,540
Um, I know he's probably 45. He's not 45. He was older. He's no no

498
00:33:51,540 --> 00:33:56,740
Now keep talking or whatever. I want to look him up. Okay. Yeah, because I was I was go ahead. I'm sorry

499
00:33:57,460 --> 00:34:00,980
I was just think I sure you remind me of a girl

500
00:34:03,620 --> 00:34:06,660
After he sent that song 1978

501
00:34:07,940 --> 00:34:13,380
Oh, he's not that bad. He's four years younger than me. So he's um, he's in his 40s

502
00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:16,100
Oh, he's older than 40 then so he's 40

503
00:34:16,100 --> 00:34:20,580
Uh, 46. Oh, I can actually do math today

504
00:34:21,540 --> 00:34:24,500
And I I'm proud of myself because I just said he's in his 40s

505
00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:26,500
nice

506
00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:28,500
Um, 46

507
00:34:28,580 --> 00:34:34,580
Oh, sure. Like is he gonna drop a new album? I don't want to watch that. I hope not. I hope not either

508
00:34:35,780 --> 00:34:41,700
Well, duck are you are you down to watch the commercials? Have you caught?

509
00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:45,700
I'm not I used to but I used to but not really so I'm like

510
00:34:46,420 --> 00:34:49,540
Whatever, maybe if the raiders were playing, I don't know whatever

511
00:34:50,580 --> 00:34:56,340
It's no big thing to me anymore. It's like everybody always likes to talk about the fucking I'm glad I work remote now

512
00:34:56,340 --> 00:34:59,620
I don't have to deal with everybody talking about the goddamn commercials

513
00:35:00,180 --> 00:35:04,980
Tomorrow at at work. I guess whatever. Wait, when did you turn remote?

514
00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:12,260
Um, I haven't told you I got a new job or so I work remote now. I started like the week after my birthday

515
00:35:13,140 --> 00:35:20,340
Okay. Yeah, so I'm fully remote. So god bless America. There is. Oh my goodness. I just recommend

516
00:35:21,860 --> 00:35:24,900
Getting out of your sweats once a week

517
00:35:25,700 --> 00:35:27,940
Even if you're just gonna put on a pair of jeans

518
00:35:29,140 --> 00:35:32,500
Girl, I don't own jeans. I only I only own sweats and leggings

519
00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:39,780
So if you mean by sweats and leggings, then yeah, I'll I'll um, I'll wear leggings. I guess, um

520
00:35:40,660 --> 00:35:42,660
Maybe tomorrow because it'll be a little bit warmer

521
00:35:43,460 --> 00:35:46,500
Hey, no, okay, so put on a um

522
00:35:47,460 --> 00:35:53,220
Uh, like a office attire shirt like a button up like shirt. I don't know any of that shit either

523
00:35:53,540 --> 00:35:56,820
I'll just buy one from that shit buy one from the goodwill

524
00:35:56,820 --> 00:36:02,980
So just so you keep your sanity and just once a week just who gives a shit wear your leggings and whatever

525
00:36:03,220 --> 00:36:05,220
But just put that shit on

526
00:36:05,220 --> 00:36:06,420
and just

527
00:36:06,420 --> 00:36:09,860
Yeah, it it makes a difference. Trust me. Okay

528
00:36:10,820 --> 00:36:12,260
I'll consider

529
00:36:12,260 --> 00:36:15,540
Consider it'll take you about eight months before you get

530
00:36:16,180 --> 00:36:22,420
You're like, yeah, exactly when I go out and buy a dress shirt. Yeah, you're like goodwill fuck that

531
00:36:22,420 --> 00:36:24,420
I

532
00:36:24,980 --> 00:36:26,420
I was on that bitch

533
00:36:26,420 --> 00:36:33,300
I just dropped a whole bunch of crap off at the good I guess well, it's not goodwill here. It's so not even salvation or me

534
00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:37,780
I don't even know what the thrift shop is around the corner, but I did a drop off. I think it was yesterday

535
00:36:37,940 --> 00:36:39,940
Oh my god. I can't believe all the stuff I got rid of

536
00:36:40,660 --> 00:36:42,660
Thank god, so yeah

537
00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:48,100
You're being proactive staying ahead of fucking spring cleaning

538
00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:51,380
Oh, I don't even think about that. But yeah, I guess so

539
00:36:53,140 --> 00:36:55,140
I I hate clutter. I

540
00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:58,260
say if I see anything

541
00:36:59,220 --> 00:37:05,620
in my house garage that I have not touched in like three months or if it has doesn't like

542
00:37:07,700 --> 00:37:13,700
You're going like obviously don't give two shits about you. I haven't touched it and I don't even know what's in this box

543
00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:20,740
It could be it could be a bunch of photo albums and birth certificates of my children. I'm like, it looks dusty

544
00:37:24,900 --> 00:37:29,060
To the trash no way but yeah, that's great though

545
00:37:30,180 --> 00:37:33,060
Do they do they charge you or you get to just no?

546
00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:36,500
Yeah, I just dropped it off at the I guess the back of the

547
00:37:38,180 --> 00:37:40,180
The back of the store. I guess they have like a

548
00:37:40,180 --> 00:37:44,900
A what not a welcome bin but wherever they have a bin you can put your stuff in so that's what I did

549
00:37:45,540 --> 00:37:47,540
And it's not good. Well

550
00:37:47,540 --> 00:37:49,540
No, it's like the their local

551
00:37:50,020 --> 00:37:52,020
It's like it's a not profit one

552
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:57,380
But it's not like I guess I would call goodwill a franchise because there's so many different locations

553
00:37:57,380 --> 00:37:59,380
This one is just a no-name brand one

554
00:38:00,580 --> 00:38:02,580
Yeah, do it kelly

555
00:38:04,340 --> 00:38:06,500
Yeah, we don't we don't have that here

556
00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:09,780
Yeah, I usually if I don't get to a goodwill

557
00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:14,580
And I can't fit it in that we collect shoes and shirts in this

558
00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:16,900
fucking red

559
00:38:16,900 --> 00:38:18,900
Trying to put a desk in there

560
00:38:19,460 --> 00:38:22,660
You know what they used to have those all the time here, but they stopped doing that

561
00:38:22,660 --> 00:38:25,140
So I don't know what happened because that was so convenient

562
00:38:25,780 --> 00:38:28,260
Yeah, I bet you people that really needed it

563
00:38:29,060 --> 00:38:31,060
Just probably broke into him

564
00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:34,660
Oh, well, I mean, I would just assume

565
00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:40,660
Well, that's the way it should be they should just be able to because they don't have it. Yeah, I put a lock on it and like really who's gonna

566
00:38:41,860 --> 00:38:46,740
It's just it's just more to somebody you got to hire somebody to go to those

567
00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:49,700
Pick them right wash it

568
00:38:50,340 --> 00:38:55,220
Fold it give hang it up and say you can have it for 50 cents

569
00:38:55,780 --> 00:39:00,100
No, right. No, just just say hey need it take it

570
00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:02,100
Need it take it

571
00:39:05,700 --> 00:39:07,700
Whoa

572
00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:09,780
So, um, I didn't send you um

573
00:39:10,180 --> 00:39:13,860
This tweet yesterday. I think it was yesterday. I should have sent it to you. I didn't

574
00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:20,020
So, uh, you know our boy Chad Ocho Cinco him and um, to T.O. Terrell Owens met up

575
00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:23,380
I guess they're both in Vegas and they haven't seen each other forever

576
00:39:24,020 --> 00:39:29,300
They gave the most cutest like bromance embrace and they were all just dancing around because they haven't seen each other

577
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:31,300
I'm like, that's how me and Pomona volts are

578
00:39:33,060 --> 00:39:38,500
But I saw you did send that to me. Oh, I did. Oh, okay. I'm well good. I'm glad I did

579
00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:42,900
But I was just like it's so it's so cute when guys do that when they have the love and affection for each other

580
00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:48,260
And they do it. I think it's whole it was hilarious when they were doing it. It was so I was like, what is this?

581
00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:50,900
Are they what is this?

582
00:39:51,140 --> 00:39:55,460
I'm like, what's the last time he saw to you because um, Ocho is always traveling

583
00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:59,620
So I'm like, you guys should hang out like you guys haven't scheduled to hang out time. I don't get it

584
00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:04,020
That was cute though. Yeah

585
00:40:06,260 --> 00:40:09,940
And he's he's our oh, he's already signed up for your Raiders, right?

586
00:40:10,180 --> 00:40:14,260
Yeah, well, that's what and they still haven't made it. I mean they haven't made an announcement

587
00:40:14,260 --> 00:40:18,100
But that's what he said that he got hired on with um, Antonio Pierce

588
00:40:18,660 --> 00:40:23,460
But he he doesn't say to what capacity but I'm assuming fucking for offense

589
00:40:23,460 --> 00:40:26,820
I don't know. I could be wrong. I don't know

590
00:40:27,780 --> 00:40:29,780
He could be especially what happens

591
00:40:30,100 --> 00:40:35,540
Right. I'm I'm gonna throw him somewhere where he doesn't need to be because I don't need your team

592
00:40:37,860 --> 00:40:42,180
You know, I want you to come to the charger. Yeah, I'm gonna order. You know, yeah

593
00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:47,060
You're not an ordain knight yet. Are you sure that ink is dry? It's good

594
00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:50,100
It's not erasable ink. Yeah

595
00:40:50,420 --> 00:40:52,420
Invisible ink

596
00:40:52,420 --> 00:40:54,420
Shit

597
00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:58,900
All right, girl, maybe we should wrap this up because the Super Bowl is gonna start and I still need a meal prep

598
00:40:58,900 --> 00:41:05,380
So I got chores to do today. All right. Well, happy Sunday Super Bowl Sunday and that's right

599
00:41:05,540 --> 00:41:11,540
I guess bang bang niner gang for me. I don't know. We'll see let's go bang bang niner gang

600
00:41:12,340 --> 00:41:13,700
and um

601
00:41:13,700 --> 00:41:18,340
One of us will report back. Um, well, maybe Pomona bullets will um next week

602
00:41:18,340 --> 00:41:24,340
When um, how many times Taylor Swift shows up on the goddamn screen so far? It's only been one. Okay, but wait

603
00:41:25,380 --> 00:41:28,900
So the bet was I just don't watch football if it's more

604
00:41:32,420 --> 00:41:34,420
Oh, oh, you were being for real

605
00:41:34,820 --> 00:41:39,540
No, no, we're just we're really gonna just take some we're gonna take stats and you know what I'm gonna

606
00:41:39,940 --> 00:41:44,740
I'm gonna just say cling cling every time I see Tay Tay and then

607
00:41:45,620 --> 00:41:46,980
We'll see

608
00:41:46,980 --> 00:41:48,980
Okay. Yeah, we'll see

609
00:41:49,380 --> 00:41:51,380
Yeah, well

610
00:41:51,380 --> 00:41:53,140
You think they would have just

611
00:41:53,140 --> 00:41:58,180
Okay, I know I said let's end this but you know what they should have just fucking had her fucking perform for half time

612
00:41:58,180 --> 00:42:04,820
Hello, she's already fucking there because she just came back from japan, but we do need to end it because yes people are probably like

613
00:42:05,380 --> 00:42:07,380
They're probably not even listening to us now

614
00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:12,260
Because yeah, they're gonna listen to us after the Super Bowl, which you should

615
00:42:13,140 --> 00:42:14,180
right

616
00:42:14,180 --> 00:42:19,060
But all right guys, we'll have a good one and happy Super Bowl Sunday to you all

617
00:42:19,060 --> 00:42:44,660
Peace out. Peace.

