1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,680 What up everybody? I wanted to let you know that Foot Pose Maven, a foot model's 2 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:14,160 diary, volume number two has dropped on Amazon and in this installation the 3 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:19,640 story dives further into the protagonist relationships involving foot 4 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:26,440 fetishism, trampling, and primal desire, revealing a captivating exploration of 5 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:33,320 passion, cravings, and unexplored realms. The Amazon link is in the show notes so 6 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:39,520 go ahead and click on it, buy it, and get to reading. And now for the podcast. 7 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:51,760 Good day, Bestie. Good motherfucking afternoon, Bestie. I'm actually, I just 8 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:58,200 want to throw it out there. I'm excited to talk to you today. You sound extra 9 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:03,920 spunky. What's going on? Do I? You know what? My voice actually came back after 10 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:11,600 being sick. I do have to just throw it out there. I'm tired of motherfuckers. Tell 11 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:18,760 me, did you take a COVID test? Like fuck that. You're the one who got me sick and 12 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:26,360 you're asking me if I took a COVID test. And do we even have COVID pay anymore? I 13 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:30,640 don't think so. I think that's like a thing of the past. COVID is just a 14 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:37,720 regular cold people get over it. It's the fucking flu, motherfuckers. Yeah, I do have 15 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:47,960 allergies. I have a dog that lives in the house. And that even fucking bothers me. 16 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:55,680 I broke my nose three times in my fucking life that I've known of. 17 00:01:55,680 --> 00:02:03,920 Probably more. Yeah, like dude, I was a kickboxer. I fucking served. I clipdived. 18 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:14,360 Shit. You clipdived? Yeah. Oh, Jesus Christ. You scared me. Now, did you actually break your nose 19 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:20,600 clipdiving? Well, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, do tell. Just go into that story 20 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:24,240 right away because I never knew this. Please share with myself and the listeners. 21 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:33,160 Okay, listeners, guess what? So, yeah, there's being an Islander or whatnot. 22 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:40,280 You know, you just don't get on your bike and just ride around the town or go to 23 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:49,600 the skating rink in our age. I don't know. Living on an island, you find a spot. Where 24 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:55,200 are you going to fish? Where are you going to clipdive? Where's the cold? The secret 25 00:02:55,200 --> 00:03:04,000 spot, we always felt like, hey, these little tourists, I don't know. We should get paid. 26 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:11,960 We should get paid as a kid. These howlies should pay us so we can show them where our 27 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:20,120 spot is. So there's a proper way to do it, though. Absolutely a proper way. You're supposed 28 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:26,760 to put your hands on each shoulder so your right hand would go on your left shoulder, 29 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:33,960 your left hand goes. But this is the dunk. You run off the cliff and you're just going 30 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:42,680 to go feet first. Okay, so there's a procedure for that. Okay. There's a procedure. Hey, 31 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:50,000 you want to be this little awesome little fuckface kid that wants to do a spin and a 32 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:56,400 jump and go face forward. There's also another procedure. It's basically to just protect 33 00:03:56,400 --> 00:04:04,760 you. And we always had cousins, older cousins that would dive under and make sure that when 34 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:11,960 we jumped from the cliff, there was enough water in the pool that we're not going to 35 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:16,760 break your legs. But you can- Wait, you're diving into a pool again or you're diving 36 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:23,960 into the ocean? Well, in the ocean. It's called a pool. It's called a cesspool. Grotto or 37 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:32,440 you know, it's a little cesspool. There's a- I can't paint this, listeners. I'm very 38 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:39,760 bad with words. So it's like, you know, have you ever watched like, what was that little 39 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:45,200 fucking like, everybody, I don't know, people are just bathing in the waterfall and there's 40 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:51,440 that little tiny pool? Yeah. That's basically what we're going to fucking jump off the cliff 41 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:56,160 and go there. I don't know. There's movies where you see people are like, I'm just going 42 00:04:56,160 --> 00:05:02,800 to jump. And yeah, well, yeah, you do really, there's a lot of logistics that come with 43 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:14,200 that. You just don't jump. And so hence how I broke my nose. I just jumped. Okay. So did 44 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:19,680 they not tell you how to jump before you jumped or you were just like, fuck, I'm going to 45 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:26,280 jump. I don't care what you guys just told me. Okay. So I hope my story can help others 46 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:33,240 that are assholes like me and just, I don't know, little scaredy cats. So basically what 47 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:41,080 it is is you run from the cliff. You give yourself like a little runway. And then you're 48 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:47,240 supposed to know what to do, like how to contort your body or what are you going to do? Are 49 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:51,680 you going to flip? Are you going to dive head first? Or you can go feet first? What are 50 00:05:51,680 --> 00:06:01,240 you going to do? So my situation where I broke my nose and also I cut up my feet. I just 51 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:12,160 throw that in there. I ran and I stalled. I stalled. Oh, you had that second thought 52 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:25,480 really quick. And I just went down where I just, I got fucked up. And you know, water 53 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:31,720 can definitely bust you up. Water can bust you up. Yes. So you hit your nose, you broke 54 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:40,360 your nose when you hit the water. Yeah. Yep. It went straight up. Oh shit. And then I also 55 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:46,680 cut my feet because I didn't get into the coral. Like there was a coral like and you 56 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:54,080 had, oh my fucking God. But there are no sharks. So that's good. But anyways, like, you know, 57 00:06:54,080 --> 00:07:03,840 hey, but that correlates to like California living. I cracked my bike. My shoelace was 58 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:18,520 in the pedal type shit. Same shit. Just island style. Christ. Yeah. Yeah. I was a lifeguard. 59 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:26,360 Raging waters. Oh yeah, because you're like, if I can survive a cliff dive, I can fucking 60 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:34,160 be a lifeguard. I'm like, check it out. Just check it out. And the riptides and Huntington 61 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:42,280 Beach, Seal Beach. Yeah. I survived it all. Well, you're a trooper. What? You know what? 62 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:49,200 Honestly, what? Bestie, I have to ask you this. Being that I'm from Southern Kelly, 63 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:58,560 I moved to Oregon. I've been noticing that they really fucking hate us Californians. 64 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:03,160 They hate us. They hate us. Well, guess what? I really fucking hate Oregon. So it's the feeling 65 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:09,000 is mutual. They don't want us here. Well, they don't want me here. They like I just don't 66 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:14,240 want me here. I don't know. I like how you're whispering like everybody over here. I think 67 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:19,360 they're going to come over here and just like fucking just like, you know, I don't know. 68 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:23,520 I'm ready though. I'm ready because like I'm California ready. Like, dude, you can say, 69 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:33,880 oh, so my thing is I'm coming. I've been getting these people here in Oregon. And this is another 70 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:39,480 thing I would love to just discuss with you. Like, when do you consider a friend a friend? 71 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:47,880 When do you consider somebody part of your tribe? Because I don't. But we'll go into 72 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:56,000 that later. But everybody's just saying, Hey, you're just a little weird. You use an umbrella 73 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:03,520 when it rains. Okay. I don't. Okay. That's that. Okay. Hey, let's just let's check that 74 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:10,040 off the box. I fucking use an umbrella because I fucking spend so much time straining my fucking 75 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:17,960 naps. Like, um, yeah, a drop of water is going to make me a polymol and I, yes, I do use 76 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:23,320 an umbrella. I don't give a shit. Does that make me? Does that just make me from California? 77 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:28,640 Or you know, I'm not from around here. Okay, you do realize you live on off of a two lane 78 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:34,800 highway and everybody has a fucking John Deere tractor, right? So of course, thank you. Okay, 79 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:40,280 so just ignore them. But you know what they hate me. And this is cool. Guess what? You 80 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:45,000 hate them too. So the feeling's fucking mutual. Like I said, and I'm like, bitch, please, I'm 81 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:53,760 paying taxes. Like, I got a job. Like, stop it. I don't know. You know what I actually 82 00:09:53,760 --> 00:10:03,640 got? So we had a pasta managers and I'm like, Oh, so I'm a manager. Nice. Okay. Thank you. 83 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:12,640 Um, I didn't know that I had to do this manager pasta luncheon thing. So for loads. Yeah. Yeah. 84 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:20,960 So what'd you just buy? Canza Ravi? Oh, that was that close. I was that close. But what 85 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:27,720 I did was so I was in this predicament. I thought to myself, you know, I don't want to make 86 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:34,360 something because I know I'm a pretty good cook. I don't want to make something that good. 87 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:38,440 When someone's going to say, Hey, Pomona bullets made this, they're going to be like 88 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:43,320 Pomona bullets, you got to do this every time. Like so I was like, not going to do it. So 89 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:49,640 I'm just going to go to the grocery store and buy like the most expensive can of chicken 90 00:10:49,640 --> 00:11:01,120 Alfredo Alfredo sauce I could buy. Um, it was a hit. Fuck. God damn it. Well, good. And 91 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:05,480 here's my thing with potlucks. I do not buy or I do not eat anything that is homemade 92 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:09,800 from anybody at work because I don't know where your hands have been. I've seen people 93 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:13,760 go to the bathroom at work and they don't wash their hands and you're fucking serving 94 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:18,480 me food that you made at home. Fuck you and you're fucking brought food. You either buy 95 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:23,880 the food from a goddamn restaurant and bring it in or don't buy it. Don't eat. So that's 96 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:30,600 the asshole. I am, you know what? I, I agree with that. Um, but then again, I've worked 97 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:34,920 at Burger King and, and she and I know what I've done. So I mean, people think like it's 98 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:42,040 safe to work or order from fast. True. Yeah, well true. It's not because I'm going to scratch 99 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:47,200 my ass and fucking put lettuce on your fucking hamburger. How about that? Like, um, I don't 100 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:56,680 know you and, um, you know, rest in peace. Like, but it sucks. It sucks because if you 101 00:11:56,680 --> 00:12:02,200 really want to be that one that just doesn't, and the funny thing is my store manager says 102 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:10,880 all the people that contributed to this food, I trust. I think they're clean. I don't think 103 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:15,480 just fucking have a pizza party like everybody else fucking doesn't calls it a day. You know, 104 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:24,360 I'm, I'm just like, I, I'm new to retail and I'm trying to jump on the bandwagon. But 105 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:34,160 guess what? There's a new fucking sheriff in town. It's going down. I'm like, this is 106 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:39,320 what's happening. This is what happened in today. This is what should have happened yesterday. 107 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:44,000 And this is what's going to happen tomorrow. And I think everybody likes me. So if I get 108 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:49,760 in the folks, I'll be there. If I don't, I'm going to be looking for a job. So let me know 109 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:53,880 if your, your place is hiring. Okay. 110 00:12:53,880 --> 00:13:07,440 Oh my goodness. So wait, let's just go back. So my nose broke it. You know, I have a little 111 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:15,360 plate in my nose, right? Yes. Yeah. And you know why, right? 112 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:18,000 Because you fucking broke it from kickboxing the tournament. 113 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:25,440 Thank you. Okay. So I pay attention. This is where I'm going to segue to because it's 114 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:31,880 like, how do you know a friend is a friend? I want to ask you that. How do you know when 115 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:42,720 is it that somebody, an individual gets that, I guess, like on that plateau where you say, 116 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:49,400 you know what, I, I think I'll give the sweatshirt off my back for that person. When does that 117 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:53,360 person become a friend? I'm asking you this. How do you know? 118 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:57,600 I need a scenario because I don't know where you're trying to go with this. So I need a 119 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,400 scenario. Okay. So, okay. How about this? Let's just 120 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:05,480 break it down. When did you know I was your friend? Like you, you were going to like allow 121 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:13,200 me into your life. You were going to respond to my text messages. Like you cared. You cared. 122 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:16,720 You cared. Because you didn't give a, you didn't give 123 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:24,480 a fuck. And you accepted me for who I am. And then we just said, Hey, we're both fucked 124 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:28,280 up bitches. And yeah, we're like half one. Right? 125 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:35,480 Yeah, I guess. Yeah. But if I, if I really said, bitch, I need some help, you would be 126 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:40,280 there. Right? Yeah. But there's people in your lives. I'm 127 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:45,040 assuming and I'm asking, are there people in your lives where you're just like, shut up, 128 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:48,560 bitch. Like you get the text message. You're like, I don't give a shit. Right. 129 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:53,800 Really talked to a lot of people, Pomona, Pomona bullets. I keep my circle really small. 130 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:58,880 So I talked to maybe four people on text message and it's a long fucking text story, but I 131 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:02,200 don't talk to a lot of people. I don't even talk to my brother on text message anymore. 132 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:12,280 It's rare. I don't love people. I just, I'm just trying to at the age that I'm at. 133 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:18,280 And people are like, you need to find or make better friends. This is, and this is something 134 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:26,320 that, okay, I'm my therapist, which I, that's a whole nother place I'm going to go with 135 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:30,960 therapists because I feel like maybe I need some help, but you know what, if you don't 136 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:35,360 have a 401k or you don't have a bank account, don't tell me how to invest my money. Like, 137 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:41,200 I don't know. So that's another whole thing. But it's, I'm, I'm going to boil it down to 138 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:52,680 friends. Why am I being subjected to you should pick better people to be your friends. 139 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:55,160 Okay. So who's telling you this? 140 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,160 Therapist. Okay. 141 00:15:56,160 --> 00:16:00,800 Okay. Well, you need another therapist or you need to like get rid of the friends that 142 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:06,680 are pissing you off because clearly you have two common denominators here. The people who 143 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:10,640 are pissing you off and your therapist, I say you need a new therapist and stop talking 144 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:14,480 to the people who are not for you. It's that easy. 145 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:20,960 Okay. So that's the thing. I could be paying you, Medusa, to just tell me that bitch just 146 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:21,960 doesn't need being here. 147 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:28,080 Come on girl. You don't need to pay me. You got to get rid of, find a new therapist, right? 148 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:32,640 A couple of new therapists and then whoever in your life, I guess is not supporting you. 149 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:33,960 Like just keep them at bay. 150 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:42,040 I just want to, I just want to like legit think, okay, I just, common sense isn't that 151 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:50,720 common, but I feel like I have it and I just need to utilize it. So it's kind of like, 152 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:55,640 what makes a friend a friend? I just want that question is just like, that's the question 153 00:16:55,640 --> 00:17:04,200 of the fucking day. What makes a friend a friend? And that can decipher differently for 154 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:12,200 an individual. It decipher is differently for me, for you. Yeah. I always think if I can 155 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:21,200 help my friend. And then I also think, well, if I invest in you, what will you invest in 156 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,600 me? That would be a friend, right? 157 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:24,600 Right? 158 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:29,840 Well, here's my thing because I'm an asshole and I'm probably going to hurt your feelings, 159 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:33,560 but I don't even trust, I trust people to a certain extent, including you, but I don't 160 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:37,200 trust somebody with 100%. So I don't trust you 100%. 161 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,200 I trust you either. 162 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,520 Okay. Well, I'm just playing it now. 163 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,600 I'm playing it now for fucking years. 164 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:49,880 You know, it's just, I don't even know how to say it. I was just, I don't trust anybody. 165 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,360 I think that's our start. 166 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:57,040 I don't trust, I mean, like I said, I don't trust anybody fully 100%. And then just, I 167 00:17:57,040 --> 00:18:02,040 start, if I'm asking for help, it's because I really need help because I fucking hate 168 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,160 asking for help. 169 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:08,280 I would rather pay somebody to do something for me than ask my brother for help anymore. 170 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:13,600 I've learned my fucking lessons. So let's start there. So I will pay somebody to fix 171 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:16,880 something in this fucking house before I call my brother. 172 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:23,760 I'm tired of all the fucking talking or just people in general. So that's how I am. So 173 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:29,680 I got things to do on my, I got plenty to do and I'm plenty to accomplish in 2024. And 174 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,600 if I have to pay people to do shit for me, I will fucking do that before I ask somebody 175 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,360 for help in my circle. 176 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:42,320 You know what, that's kind of weird that we're, we are in like the same boat now that I work 177 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:49,480 for where I worked. I see these little contractors and they're like handyman service call as 178 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:52,240 we fix everything I fucking take. 179 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:57,440 Tell me why I take pictures of that number. Like, yeah, because I exactly, that's what 180 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:01,640 you need to keep on your speed dial to fix your fucking house because they're fucking 181 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,800 reliable. They want the business. 182 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:11,080 I'm going to pay your ass. And guess what? Nobody's going to hold it above my head. 183 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:14,920 And just be like, like my, like my pops love them. 184 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:23,120 Did you YouTube it? Did you like, did you try to figure it out yourself? Oh, I'm a fucking 185 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:28,400 single mom. Like what the fuck? No, I'm going to pay somebody. I'm no, and I'm not going 186 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:35,160 to ask anybody because I'm tired of motherfuckers holding that shit over my head. 187 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:42,280 Oh, Pomona bullets is needy. She can't even, she can't do this or that. Guess what, motherfuckers? 188 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,280 Yes, I can. 189 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:49,520 I don't know. Well, I can't, but I'll figure it out. 190 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,080 Right. Same girl. 191 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:56,640 Damn it. Maybe, maybe that's why we don't have too many friends. 192 00:19:56,640 --> 00:20:00,960 I don't, but I, are you looking for friends? Because I don't look for friends. If they 193 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:04,400 show up, if I have a new friend that shows up in my life, that's cool, but I don't go 194 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:09,200 purposely looking out for them because, or like how you said you did dating or I guess 195 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,680 dating website or dating, dating apps. 196 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,520 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 197 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:19,200 The dating websites, I guess, whatever. I have never done that because I don't like drama. 198 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,600 So that's where I am, I guess, or how I, 199 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:30,640 Yeah, I, I, I, I will never ever like I barely know how to email. I'm not even tech savvy. 200 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:34,960 I don't have a Twitter. I don't. So yeah, dating apps like that, that just ruined my 201 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:39,280 life, but I've met some good people though. 202 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:46,960 I'll never go back on that shit. Like if the universe wants me to be lonely, I'm going 203 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:47,960 to accept that. 204 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:54,560 I'm good. You'll find the right person. You know what? The universe will provide the 205 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,160 right person at the right time. 206 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,160 There you go. 207 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,160 There you go. 208 00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,160 There you go. 209 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:04,680 So remember last, last episode when I was talking about the skunks and you're like skunks? 210 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:09,040 Like I'm like, they contribute nothing to society or the ecosystem. You're like, don't 211 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:13,800 they eat rats? You know what? Pomona bullets. Of course you're right. I had to look up 212 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:20,360 how they, how they contribute to the ecosystem. So are you ready for this? 213 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:25,600 You know what? Wait, wait, wait, let me dust my shoulders off and let me hit this. 214 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:26,600 There you go. 215 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:27,600 Dust. I'm dust. 216 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:35,840 So skunks eat mice, moles, voles, V-O-L-E-S. And I will go into that in just a second. 217 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:43,480 Rats, birds, bird eggs, bird egg carcasses, grasshoppers, wasps, bees, crickets, beetles, 218 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:44,480 beetle larvae. 219 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:45,480 Oh. 220 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,480 What the fuck? 221 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:47,480 Oh. 222 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,480 They eat a bunch of shit. 223 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:49,480 Oh. 224 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:58,360 They're not being sad of vol, V as in Victor, O as in Oscar, Larry, Echo, Sam. That is, 225 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:04,560 looks like a, it's a field mouse and the difference between a mouse and a vol is the 226 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:10,960 vol has short tails and the mice or a mouse has tails as long as their body and that's 227 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:17,600 the only way you can tell them distinctively apart because I had to look that up. 228 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:20,240 I'm like skunks eat all this shit, huh? 229 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:25,440 Stop fucking in the fucking street on my street and why don't you go hang out somewhere else 230 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:30,520 and that's not next to my window because they're constantly getting hit by cars and 231 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,320 they're like, oh my God. 232 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,820 But they do contribute. 233 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:39,000 I am so, you know what, Medusa? 234 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:45,200 I knew every, everything on the back has a purpose. 235 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,320 The wasps don't, I fucking hate wasps. 236 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,320 Yeah. 237 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:50,320 What? 238 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:51,320 What? 239 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,320 Wait, wait, wait. 240 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,320 What? 241 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,320 Yeah. 242 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,320 Wasp. 243 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,320 I'm not going to look that up. 244 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,320 We're going to, we're going to, that's going to help me next episode. 245 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,320 That'll be next episode. 246 00:22:58,320 --> 00:22:59,320 So what the fuck? 247 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,560 I have wasps trapped in all kinds of shit. 248 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:03,560 I mean, there's like wood wasps. 249 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:04,560 Like, I don't know why the fuck. 250 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:05,560 Yeah. 251 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:06,560 Wasps like wood. 252 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:07,560 I don't, I don't get it. 253 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:11,120 And the brown hornets, those are the ones that Fenway steps on all the time and it's 254 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:14,080 just like fuck, she always gets stung if I'm not paying attention. 255 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,920 I don't fucking, they live everywhere. 256 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:16,920 Yeah. 257 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:20,840 It's like, I don't understand, but there, there has to be a purpose. 258 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:25,440 Just like my therapist said, come on, bullets, you have purpose. 259 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:26,440 Shit. 260 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,440 And you know what? 261 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,840 I'm going to claim that I got a purpose. 262 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:32,840 I got a purpose. 263 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:33,840 I don't give a shit. 264 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:34,840 A purpose. 265 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:35,840 A purpose. 266 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:36,840 You know what? 267 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,280 Fuck, fuck, fuck this shit. 268 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,720 I, I talk to so many people. 269 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:50,320 I see so many new, higher orientations and I just say to everybody, guess what? 270 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:51,320 It's great. 271 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:52,320 It's great. 272 00:23:52,320 --> 00:24:00,840 I feel like I can just motivate and tell people how to navigate, but I can't tell myself 273 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:01,840 that. 274 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:10,040 I know you will get there and I'm just like, listen, this is what we're going to do today. 275 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,160 And I go off script. 276 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,160 Sorry. 277 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,160 Sorry. 278 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:17,520 I'm, I'm waiting to get fired, but that's fine. 279 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:21,560 But I'm making, I'm making the company a better place. 280 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,840 You're making the place a workable place, a workable environment. 281 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:25,840 Yeah. 282 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,960 I'm just like, fuck this retail shit. 283 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,160 I, I, I've been in mortgage. 284 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,160 I've been in mortgage. 285 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,160 I've been in mortgage. 286 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,160 I've been in mortgage. 287 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,160 I've been in mortgage. 288 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,600 I, I, I've been in mortgage industry my whole life. 289 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:45,640 And you know, oh my gosh, mortgage industry. 290 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:46,640 Nah. 291 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:47,640 It pays well. 292 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:48,640 It pays well. 293 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:49,640 I do that. 294 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:50,640 Yeah. 295 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:51,640 I'm here. 296 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:52,640 Oh, sorry. 297 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:53,640 I thought you were going to talk more. 298 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:54,640 Oh, I was just like, I don't know. 299 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:55,640 I just need to shut up. 300 00:24:55,640 --> 00:25:06,480 I'm just saying, just like I haven't talked to you for a while. 301 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:11,560 I was very, very sick and, and, and, okay, I'm going to just segue back. 302 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,600 Like I was sick. 303 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,400 I sounded so sick. 304 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,560 I was very sick. 305 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,960 I still sound a little froggy. 306 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,560 Did you pass it to your son? 307 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:21,560 Hopefully not. 308 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:28,280 No, my son is just like, and, and the funny thing is I'm just, I, I, I found out I am like 309 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,280 a germaphobe. 310 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,280 Okay. 311 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:39,800 So when I would work from home and my son would go to school or my kids would go to school 312 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:44,560 and they come home and they're sniffling and they're sneezing and like, get the heck out 313 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:45,560 of the way. 314 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,560 I had a bottle of Lysol. 315 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,480 I'm like, like, get away from me. 316 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:56,520 I did fall into that whole COVID like not me. 317 00:25:56,520 --> 00:26:00,400 And you want to know why because I never got the shot. 318 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:04,080 I wish I never got the shot, but I fucking had to move back home and I had to hear all 319 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,760 that shit for my entire fucking family. 320 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:12,040 So I got the shot and then I got the second shot and the second shot put me back on my 321 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:15,320 period for six straight fucking weeks. 322 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,120 That fucking shit. 323 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:24,960 My dear son, I got a card and I fucking just wrote the dates and like, I was like, that's 324 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,280 what I should have fucking did. 325 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:30,600 I know when it's in everyone's like, oh, nobody fucking cares anymore. 326 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,720 But what a bullet. 327 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:33,720 Are you fascinated? 328 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:39,520 Yes, they don't even ask anymore unless you work for like a health organization. 329 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:40,920 I would think I don't know. 330 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:41,920 No, I'm not. 331 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,920 Did they ask at low? 332 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:49,400 Um, yeah, I'm just like, you know what? 333 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,400 I look on HR policies. 334 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,360 I'm like, Hey, you know, you really can't ask me. 335 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:55,360 Right. 336 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,960 No, they're not doing that. 337 00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:01,080 And honestly, I got the motherfucking flu. 338 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:05,800 And honestly, everybody keeps saying, Oh, you think it's cold when it's 50 degrees? 339 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:06,800 Yes. 340 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:10,720 I think it's cold when it's fucking 50 degrees because I'm fucking from Cali. 341 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:16,480 So Cal every that and you can call me what you want. 342 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,720 Just don't call me late for dinner. 343 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:25,240 And also why you motherfuckers always want to go to Disneyland. 344 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,360 Like, I don't get it. 345 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:27,360 I don't get it. 346 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:28,360 I don't get it. 347 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:33,000 I know back in the day and I don't, I'm a, I'm a grandma. 348 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,000 I'm old. 349 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,000 Okay. 350 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,000 I got it. 351 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,160 But back in the day, you just won the Superbowl. 352 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,160 Where are you going? 353 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,160 I'm going Disneyland. 354 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,160 Fuck Disneyland. 355 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:49,920 Disneyland is like, and everyone was like, well, Pomona bullets, it's because you were 356 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:58,400 so privileged to live so close and be there Disneyland Disneyland. 357 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:03,360 I'm going to tell all my listeners, don't waste your fucking money. 358 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:04,960 It's fucking trash. 359 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,560 I do you like this? 360 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:08,560 I totally agree. 361 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:09,560 I can hate Disneyland. 362 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,800 Oh, you're going to have fucking goofy. 363 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:18,400 You want to know what I applied for a summer job to be Pocahontas. 364 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,760 Oh, Jesus Christ. 365 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,560 Guess what? 366 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,880 I wasn't ethnic enough. 367 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:34,880 But, but, but, but I could be fucking sleeping beauty. 368 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:35,880 How is that? 369 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,120 Oh, maybe because I just sleep on the job. 370 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,120 That's cool. 371 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,120 I don't know. 372 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,120 I don't know. 373 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,120 Fuck. 374 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,120 I have no words. 375 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,120 All right. 376 00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:48,120 You know, all these motherfuckers that say, I'm going Disneyland and it's like, I'm 377 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:49,120 going to be a Disney. 378 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,040 It's funny because in Oregon, I and I do time cars. 379 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,920 I do all this stuff. 380 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:58,600 All these employees are like, we're going to take our kids to Disneyland. 381 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:01,120 Please die on the mountain. 382 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:02,120 The matter. 383 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,120 Yeah, whatever it's called. 384 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,120 Yeah. 385 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:05,120 And they don't even know. 386 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,120 We remember Captain EO. 387 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,120 Oh, yeah. 388 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,120 With Michael Jackson, I want to say. 389 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,120 It's not even there no more, but they, these motherfuckers. 390 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,120 Yeah, they keep changing shit around. 391 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:13,120 Space. 392 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:14,120 Space. 393 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,120 Space. 394 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,120 Space. 395 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,120 Space. 396 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,120 I don't think I'm going to go on Space Mountain. 397 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,120 All this shit. 398 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,120 It's all stupid. 399 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:24,120 I don't think Space Mountain is there anymore either. 400 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:25,120 Fuck girl. 401 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:29,120 Since they fucking started charging like a hundred bucks, getting them like, I don't 402 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:30,120 know. 403 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:31,120 No, they charge more than that. 404 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,120 Fuck. 405 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,120 And then they're like, oh, California theme park. 406 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,120 Oh my goodness. 407 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,120 I don't know. 408 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:43,120 I just want to, I just want to just blow the whistle alert to everybody who thinks that 409 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,120 Disneyland and the California theme park and fuck that. 410 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,120 Don't, don't waste your money. 411 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,120 Don't do it. 412 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:55,120 You know, I just went to the small world. 413 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,120 They said that they were revamping. 414 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,120 It's a small world. 415 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,120 The right girl. 416 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:03,120 Please, please have you, have you been there? 417 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:08,120 What's the last time you've been to Disneyland and went on that? 418 00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:14,120 Probably when Marisa was two and then when my brother started dating his wife, it was 419 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,120 obviously their boyfriend and girlfriend. 420 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:19,120 They started taking them and I'm like, thank God. 421 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:23,120 I'm like, that was the last time I want to say two or three because I fucking hate that 422 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,120 place. 423 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,120 It's fucking, it's a disaster. 424 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:27,120 Small world. 425 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,120 It's a small world. 426 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:32,120 The boat was like faulty. 427 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:39,120 And all of a sudden they're just like, they used to have little Islanders, little guy, 428 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:43,120 little girls shaking their little skirts and shit. 429 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:47,120 It's so, they had to redo. 430 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:54,120 It's a small world because so many people get their feelings hurt. 431 00:30:54,120 --> 00:31:02,120 No, that's not, that's not, that's not promoting our culture in a proper way. 432 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,120 I never give a fuck. 433 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,120 Is that recently or when? 434 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,120 Fuck, I don't know. 435 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:13,120 I don't know. 436 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:16,120 I'm not online or anything, but it was a big thing. 437 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,120 Yeah. 438 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:23,120 You can't have the little Indians, they switched up the pirates of the Caribbean. 439 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,120 They're switching. 440 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:31,120 They're doing all this shit to just cater to the people that get their feelings hurt very 441 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:32,120 easily. 442 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:36,120 And, you know, I feel very bad and I'm sorry that everybody gets their feelings hurt very 443 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,120 easily. 444 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,120 You didn't grow up in your generation. 445 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,120 It's called fucking life. 446 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,120 Get over it. 447 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:45,120 I did not know they changed everything. 448 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,120 They sure did. 449 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:50,120 And it's, it's all about, I don't know. 450 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,120 I don't know. 451 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,120 Who's coughing? 452 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,120 Was somebody coughing? 453 00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,120 Nope. 454 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:00,120 Oh boy. 455 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,120 I hope it's not who I think it is. 456 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,120 No. 457 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,120 Oh, thank God. 458 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,120 I was going to say we're not friends anymore. 459 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,120 Please. 460 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,120 Okay. 461 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:10,120 Thank God. 462 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:15,120 Yeah, I saw how you pause and I'm like, you better not fucking say who I think you're 463 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:16,120 going to say. 464 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:17,120 You know what? 465 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,120 This is done. 466 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:25,120 I have to be selective with my words and everything because I know my evil going on. 467 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:30,120 On the, you know, there's so much shit going on. 468 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:31,120 I'm good. 469 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,120 Like, and, and also I honestly. 470 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,120 Just to let you know. 471 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:39,120 And all the listeners, I'm doing good. 472 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:45,120 I'm fucking, I'm picking myself up and I'm fucking dusting my shit off. 473 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:46,120 And guess what? 474 00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:49,120 Pomona bullets always fucking does it. 475 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,120 Like I'm doing it. 476 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,120 I'm doing it. 477 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,120 Good. 478 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:54,120 I'm glad. 479 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,120 I'm doing it. 480 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,120 I'm doing it. 481 00:32:56,120 --> 00:33:01,120 I may, um, die alone, but that's okay. 482 00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,120 I'm not going to die alone. 483 00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,120 And don't because I have a bestie. 484 00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,120 Right. 485 00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:07,120 Right. 486 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,120 Oh, bitch. 487 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:11,120 You better fucking scatter my ashes. 488 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,120 Okay. 489 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:18,120 Um, yeah, we'll see. 490 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,120 So wait. 491 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:28,120 So, uh, like as far as, um, I'm kind of like, okay, what do you, you know, 492 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:33,120 vanilla gorilla, just, you just have like friends, right? 493 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:34,120 Yeah, just friends. 494 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,120 Oh, yeah, we're not together. 495 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,120 Yeah, of course. 496 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,120 And I'm not trying to call him out. 497 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,120 That's why it was lasted 20 years. 498 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:46,120 No, I, I, I have, I have some friends that are just like friends, 499 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:47,120 like emotional support. 500 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,120 Um, but. 501 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:59,120 When it comes down to it, it's like, do you ever feel lonely? 502 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,120 Like you do ever want to know that's what I have a dog for. 503 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,120 Your dog and get a lick your. 504 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:05,120 Like, what? 505 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,120 Do you, do you have any of that? 506 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:10,120 Like, I, I, I, that's what I have my gorilla for. 507 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,120 Okay. 508 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,120 I'm confused. 509 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,120 I'm confused. 510 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,120 I'm confused. 511 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,120 I'm confused. 512 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,120 I'm confused. 513 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,120 I'm confused. 514 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:20,120 I'm confused. 515 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,120 Okay. 516 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,120 So it's just kind of like when I need it. 517 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:27,120 He's, he's, he's fucking legit on board. 518 00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,120 He knows like, Hey, 519 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:32,120 you're not asking for ring on your finger. 520 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,120 Oh God. 521 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,120 No. 522 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:35,120 I am not. 523 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,120 I know you wanted to get married, I guess, or have a, 524 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,120 or I guess you're engaged. 525 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,120 I have never wanted to be married. 526 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,120 Never. 527 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,120 Maybe once I'm going to lie once and I didn't do it. 528 00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:45,120 Thank God. 529 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,120 I'm just, I am not, I like to be alone. 530 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:51,120 Like, I know you think me and you are alike on that aspect, 531 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,120 but no, no, no, no, no. 532 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:55,120 You like to be around people, not me. 533 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:58,120 I can be alone with my dog and that's all I need. 534 00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:01,120 And all I need is my phone to do my work. 535 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:04,120 Well, no, I don't get me wrong. 536 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,120 I, I do. 537 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,120 I like my alone status. 538 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:11,120 I like to just be in my bed and fucking bust a big ass fart. 539 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,120 And just be like, what? 540 00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:16,120 I'm just like, you know, like my bad. 541 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,120 I don't give a shit. 542 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:21,120 I like to not shave my legs. 543 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:25,120 And then you don't have to not, you don't have to shave your legs when 544 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:26,120 you're with a guy. 545 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:29,120 If you don't want to, I guess. 546 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,120 Am I guessing something? 547 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,120 You don't. 548 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:35,120 So it's, I shave my legs because I like my legs smooth. 549 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:38,120 I don't shave my legs because I'm with gorilla. 550 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,120 So what? 551 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,120 Wait a second. 552 00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,120 I shave my legs every fucking day. 553 00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,120 I shave my hoo-ha twice a week. 554 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:49,120 I, that's just cause I'm a female and that's how I, 555 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,120 Well, it's high team purposes. 556 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:51,120 Yes. 557 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,120 Yeah. 558 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,120 And plus I don't like looking at all that hair feeling hairy legs. 559 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,120 So does that make sense? 560 00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:02,120 So vanilla gorilla doesn't say like, bitch, get those fucking ankles 561 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,120 off my shoulders. 562 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,120 I'm cutting myself like type. 563 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:10,120 No, because I would never show up without my legs shaved because I 564 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,120 shave my legs every day. 565 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:13,120 Okay. 566 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:14,120 Well, okay. 567 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,120 Kudos to that. 568 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,120 I don't, I don't. 569 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,120 I just shave my legs when I'm like, Oh shit. 570 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:21,120 Okay. 571 00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:25,120 You know, if somebody's going to see them, like if I'm in the 572 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:29,120 summer, the summer season, I'm going to wear shorts. 573 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,120 I'm going to shave. 574 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,120 Right. 575 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:35,120 But like in the winter season, I'm just kind of like, and being 576 00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,120 an Islander, I don't have too much hair. 577 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:40,120 So it's not really like that bad. 578 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:42,120 Oh, you tell me that you said you have patches or whatever. 579 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:47,120 It's kind of like whatevs, but, um, but like, yeah, if I, if I 580 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:53,120 felt like, um, I'm going to get it all on hot and dirty. 581 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:57,120 Um, yeah, I tried it like, um, clean it up a little bit. 582 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,120 Like shave. 583 00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,120 Okay. 584 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,120 That's good. 585 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,120 But put some effort into it. 586 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:06,120 Pull up my fucking yoga pants all day long and just be like, 587 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:07,120 I'm on a bullets. 588 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,120 What are you doing? 589 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,120 Like, I'm not shaving. 590 00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:11,120 That's what I'm doing. 591 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,120 Because like, I don't give a fuck. 592 00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,120 That's what I'm doing. 593 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,120 I don't know. 594 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:19,120 But I'm not like this hairy beast either. 595 00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,120 I just have this. 596 00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:22,120 Okay. 597 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:23,120 Well, you do you. 598 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:24,120 Yeah. 599 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,120 But you know what I've been doing. 600 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,120 Okay. 601 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:27,120 Let's just go that way. 602 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,120 I've been doing a lot of squats. 603 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,120 I've been doing a lot of yoga lately. 604 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,120 Good. 605 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:36,120 I know you do like leg day and this and that. 606 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,120 And I'm like, yeah, this is what we're doing. 607 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:43,120 And at our age, I honestly feel that we're doing a good part. 608 00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,120 And we also age. 609 00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,120 Well, thank you DNA. 610 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,120 And thank you universe. 611 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:52,120 Um, and then yeah, you know what, you need a little Asian. 612 00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,120 And yeah. 613 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,120 To just look so. 614 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:56,120 Don't rise. 615 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,120 Yes. 616 00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:03,120 And, um, so I was told. 617 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,120 That when you, um, 618 00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:10,120 Put your, uh, ankles together and you stand, do you have three diamonds? 619 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,120 Do you understand? 620 00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:12,120 Do you know what that means? 621 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,120 Three diamonds. 622 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,120 No. 623 00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,120 You put your ankles together. 624 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,120 Like you're standing straight up. 625 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:21,120 Like you're going to go on the, or whatever you're just looking at 626 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:22,120 yourself in the mirror. 627 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,120 Or whatever. 628 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:26,120 And they say, do you have three diamonds? 629 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:31,120 So you put your, your toes, like your, your left toe, your right toe together. 630 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,120 You put your ankles together. 631 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:37,120 And, um, you just see, um, it do have three diamonds. 632 00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,120 And I have, what are three diamonds? 633 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,120 Cause I've done it. 634 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:43,120 I'm like, I don't think I have three diamonds. 635 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:46,120 And it's basically from the crotch part. 636 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,120 You have a little diamond. 637 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,120 So, and then your knees need to connect, 638 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:54,120 but you have to have a diamond between your crotch to your knees. 639 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:57,120 And then your calves connect. 640 00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,120 Like, so there, there, there needs to be like, 641 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,120 so your bow legged on the top and bottom is what you're saying. 642 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,120 I'm not like it is a fucking diamond. 643 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:08,120 I'm like, I have four diamonds, but like, I don't, 644 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:12,120 I don't have a diamond because my calves, my calves aren't really, uh, 645 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,120 telling you this bullshit. 646 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,120 Um, X. 647 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:17,120 Twitter. 648 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,120 Twitter. 649 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,120 Oh, Twitter. 650 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:20,120 I'm sorry. 651 00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:21,120 I was trying to talk for a, 652 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,120 I call it Twitter. 653 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,120 Yeah. 654 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,120 No, I don't. 655 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,120 I don't know. 656 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,120 I don't know. 657 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:27,120 I don't know. 658 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:28,120 I don't know. 659 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,120 I don't know. 660 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,120 I don't know. 661 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,120 I don't know. 662 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,120 I don't know. 663 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,120 The little blue birdie. 664 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,120 Yeah, I have no, I never heard of that. 665 00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:37,120 And all these girls and then, and then like, 666 00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:38,120 Jeevan is like, Oh, it's like three, 667 00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:39,120 do you have three diamonds? 668 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:40,120 I'm like, 669 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,120 Oh, what's a fucking Gen Z thing? 670 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,120 I don't know a girl, but. 671 00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:44,120 I don't know, but. 672 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:47,120 Or Gen X thing or Gen Z, I guess, whatever she, what is she? 673 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,120 Is she Gen Z? 674 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:49,120 I don't know. 675 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,120 She was born in 2005. 676 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,120 Oh, what. 677 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:57,100 I don't know why but I think Gen Z that's the Gen Z thing it sounds like but like three diamonds 678 00:39:57,100 --> 00:40:04,280 I'm like, you know what I think my I think my butt can be a little lifted. I did a little more squats 679 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,480 But you know me like I'm good 680 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,840 Tall girl as well 681 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,160 Yes, very tall 682 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:20,760 Very tall, but you know, I think I'm pretty hot. I'm pretty hot for my age. I think you're pretty hot for your age 683 00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:25,280 Well, thank you, madam. I know we're fucking hot as fuck 684 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:27,920 hot AF 685 00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:30,800 Shit and why are we single? 686 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:37,360 You know how many licks does it take to get to the center of a titty-pop? We never will know 687 00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:40,560 The world will never know 688 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,640 Oh girl, you're on one today 689 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000 I know I told you 690 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,320 I tried to warn you 691 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:54,000 But I was so excited to talk to you today because like we haven't 692 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,480 We haven't really talked. I know 693 00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:02,680 We've been busy. I'm busy during the hour. We're both busy during the weekend. I know you were sick last week 694 00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,680 So that's why when you're like 695 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:09,200 Excuse me when you're like, let me call you back or let me let you know in two hours. I'm like just fucking rest 696 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,120 I don't want you fucking dying because I know you had to go to work the next day 697 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,640 God dang it. It's like 698 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:21,160 Yeah, I'm doing everything for the workload 699 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:28,760 You know, I hope that I don't ever get 700 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:35,520 Reported to like upper authorities because I just tell people like just what 701 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:43,600 I'm sure you won't I won't because people love me. I love myself. There you go 702 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:47,680 All right, I think we should wrap this up Missy 703 00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:52,480 Yeah, any other things that you wanted to get off your chest or off your docket? 704 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,640 So but I do 705 00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:05,360 Appreciate everybody for listening. I know that we haven't I have been sick. I'm gonna claim that I've been sick 706 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,960 We lost last week's episode 707 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:13,280 Um, no, we're trying to bounce back. I'm trying to bounce back 708 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:23,780 It is what it is, but I have been very excited to actually talk to you because we wait to talk to each other for our 709 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:34,640 Okay, well, I'm glad that you're feeling better and I hope everybody has a good week this coming or this week coming up 710 00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,640 However, you say it. Oh, yeah 711 00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:40,320 There you just remember work is a four letter word 712 00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,440 Say that again work is a four letter word 713 00:42:44,440 --> 00:43:05,800 Yes, it does. All right guys. We're out. We'll see you next week. All right. Bye. Bye