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Good day, Bestie. Good motherfucking afternoon, Bestie. I'm actually, I just
want to throw it out there. I'm excited to talk to you today. You sound extra
spunky. What's going on? Do I? You know what? My voice actually came back after
being sick. I do have to just throw it out there. I'm tired of motherfuckers. Tell
me, did you take a COVID test? Like fuck that. You're the one who got me sick and
you're asking me if I took a COVID test. And do we even have COVID pay anymore? I
don't think so. I think that's like a thing of the past. COVID is just a
regular cold people get over it. It's the fucking flu, motherfuckers. Yeah, I do have
allergies. I have a dog that lives in the house. And that even fucking bothers me.
I broke my nose three times in my fucking life that I've known of.
Probably more. Yeah, like dude, I was a kickboxer. I fucking served. I clipdived.
Shit. You clipdived? Yeah. Oh, Jesus Christ. You scared me. Now, did you actually break your nose
clipdiving? Well, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, do tell. Just go into that story
right away because I never knew this. Please share with myself and the listeners.
Okay, listeners, guess what? So, yeah, there's being an Islander or whatnot.
You know, you just don't get on your bike and just ride around the town or go to
the skating rink in our age. I don't know. Living on an island, you find a spot. Where
are you going to fish? Where are you going to clipdive? Where's the cold? The secret
spot, we always felt like, hey, these little tourists, I don't know. We should get paid.
We should get paid as a kid. These howlies should pay us so we can show them where our
spot is. So there's a proper way to do it, though. Absolutely a proper way. You're supposed
to put your hands on each shoulder so your right hand would go on your left shoulder,
your left hand goes. But this is the dunk. You run off the cliff and you're just going
to go feet first. Okay, so there's a procedure for that. Okay. There's a procedure. Hey,
you want to be this little awesome little fuckface kid that wants to do a spin and a
jump and go face forward. There's also another procedure. It's basically to just protect
you. And we always had cousins, older cousins that would dive under and make sure that when
we jumped from the cliff, there was enough water in the pool that we're not going to
break your legs. But you can- Wait, you're diving into a pool again or you're diving
into the ocean? Well, in the ocean. It's called a pool. It's called a cesspool. Grotto or
you know, it's a little cesspool. There's a- I can't paint this, listeners. I'm very
bad with words. So it's like, you know, have you ever watched like, what was that little
fucking like, everybody, I don't know, people are just bathing in the waterfall and there's
that little tiny pool? Yeah. That's basically what we're going to fucking jump off the cliff
and go there. I don't know. There's movies where you see people are like, I'm just going
to jump. And yeah, well, yeah, you do really, there's a lot of logistics that come with
that. You just don't jump. And so hence how I broke my nose. I just jumped. Okay. So did
they not tell you how to jump before you jumped or you were just like, fuck, I'm going to
jump. I don't care what you guys just told me. Okay. So I hope my story can help others
that are assholes like me and just, I don't know, little scaredy cats. So basically what
it is is you run from the cliff. You give yourself like a little runway. And then you're
supposed to know what to do, like how to contort your body or what are you going to do? Are
you going to flip? Are you going to dive head first? Or you can go feet first? What are
you going to do? So my situation where I broke my nose and also I cut up my feet. I just
throw that in there. I ran and I stalled. I stalled. Oh, you had that second thought
really quick. And I just went down where I just, I got fucked up. And you know, water
can definitely bust you up. Water can bust you up. Yes. So you hit your nose, you broke
your nose when you hit the water. Yeah. Yep. It went straight up. Oh shit. And then I also
cut my feet because I didn't get into the coral. Like there was a coral like and you
had, oh my fucking God. But there are no sharks. So that's good. But anyways, like, you know,
hey, but that correlates to like California living. I cracked my bike. My shoelace was
in the pedal type shit. Same shit. Just island style. Christ. Yeah. Yeah. I was a lifeguard.
Raging waters. Oh yeah, because you're like, if I can survive a cliff dive, I can fucking
be a lifeguard. I'm like, check it out. Just check it out. And the riptides and Huntington
Beach, Seal Beach. Yeah. I survived it all. Well, you're a trooper. What? You know what?
Honestly, what? Bestie, I have to ask you this. Being that I'm from Southern Kelly,
I moved to Oregon. I've been noticing that they really fucking hate us Californians.
They hate us. They hate us. Well, guess what? I really fucking hate Oregon. So it's the feeling
is mutual. They don't want us here. Well, they don't want me here. They like I just don't
want me here. I don't know. I like how you're whispering like everybody over here. I think
they're going to come over here and just like fucking just like, you know, I don't know.
I'm ready though. I'm ready because like I'm California ready. Like, dude, you can say,
oh, so my thing is I'm coming. I've been getting these people here in Oregon. And this is another
thing I would love to just discuss with you. Like, when do you consider a friend a friend?
When do you consider somebody part of your tribe? Because I don't. But we'll go into
that later. But everybody's just saying, Hey, you're just a little weird. You use an umbrella
when it rains. Okay. I don't. Okay. That's that. Okay. Hey, let's just let's check that
off the box. I fucking use an umbrella because I fucking spend so much time straining my fucking
naps. Like, um, yeah, a drop of water is going to make me a polymol and I, yes, I do use
an umbrella. I don't give a shit. Does that make me? Does that just make me from California?
Or you know, I'm not from around here. Okay, you do realize you live on off of a two lane
highway and everybody has a fucking John Deere tractor, right? So of course, thank you. Okay,
so just ignore them. But you know what they hate me. And this is cool. Guess what? You
hate them too. So the feeling's fucking mutual. Like I said, and I'm like, bitch, please, I'm
paying taxes. Like, I got a job. Like, stop it. I don't know. You know what I actually
got? So we had a pasta managers and I'm like, Oh, so I'm a manager. Nice. Okay. Thank you.
Um, I didn't know that I had to do this manager pasta luncheon thing. So for loads. Yeah. Yeah.
So what'd you just buy? Canza Ravi? Oh, that was that close. I was that close. But what
I did was so I was in this predicament. I thought to myself, you know, I don't want to make
something because I know I'm a pretty good cook. I don't want to make something that good.
When someone's going to say, Hey, Pomona bullets made this, they're going to be like
Pomona bullets, you got to do this every time. Like so I was like, not going to do it. So
I'm just going to go to the grocery store and buy like the most expensive can of chicken
Alfredo Alfredo sauce I could buy. Um, it was a hit. Fuck. God damn it. Well, good. And
here's my thing with potlucks. I do not buy or I do not eat anything that is homemade
from anybody at work because I don't know where your hands have been. I've seen people
go to the bathroom at work and they don't wash their hands and you're fucking serving
me food that you made at home. Fuck you and you're fucking brought food. You either buy
the food from a goddamn restaurant and bring it in or don't buy it. Don't eat. So that's
the asshole. I am, you know what? I, I agree with that. Um, but then again, I've worked
at Burger King and, and she and I know what I've done. So I mean, people think like it's
safe to work or order from fast. True. Yeah, well true. It's not because I'm going to scratch
my ass and fucking put lettuce on your fucking hamburger. How about that? Like, um, I don't
know you and, um, you know, rest in peace. Like, but it sucks. It sucks because if you
really want to be that one that just doesn't, and the funny thing is my store manager says
all the people that contributed to this food, I trust. I think they're clean. I don't think
just fucking have a pizza party like everybody else fucking doesn't calls it a day. You know,
I'm, I'm just like, I, I'm new to retail and I'm trying to jump on the bandwagon. But
guess what? There's a new fucking sheriff in town. It's going down. I'm like, this is
what's happening. This is what happened in today. This is what should have happened yesterday.
And this is what's going to happen tomorrow. And I think everybody likes me. So if I get
in the folks, I'll be there. If I don't, I'm going to be looking for a job. So let me know
if your, your place is hiring. Okay.
Oh my goodness. So wait, let's just go back. So my nose broke it. You know, I have a little
plate in my nose, right? Yes. Yeah. And you know why, right?
Because you fucking broke it from kickboxing the tournament.
Thank you. Okay. So I pay attention. This is where I'm going to segue to because it's
like, how do you know a friend is a friend? I want to ask you that. How do you know when
is it that somebody, an individual gets that, I guess, like on that plateau where you say,
you know what, I, I think I'll give the sweatshirt off my back for that person. When does that
person become a friend? I'm asking you this. How do you know?
I need a scenario because I don't know where you're trying to go with this. So I need a
scenario. Okay. So, okay. How about this? Let's just
break it down. When did you know I was your friend? Like you, you were going to like allow
me into your life. You were going to respond to my text messages. Like you cared. You cared.
You cared. Because you didn't give a, you didn't give
a fuck. And you accepted me for who I am. And then we just said, Hey, we're both fucked
up bitches. And yeah, we're like half one. Right?
Yeah, I guess. Yeah. But if I, if I really said, bitch, I need some help, you would be
there. Right? Yeah. But there's people in your lives. I'm
assuming and I'm asking, are there people in your lives where you're just like, shut up,
bitch. Like you get the text message. You're like, I don't give a shit. Right.
Really talked to a lot of people, Pomona, Pomona bullets. I keep my circle really small.
So I talked to maybe four people on text message and it's a long fucking text story, but I
don't talk to a lot of people. I don't even talk to my brother on text message anymore.
It's rare. I don't love people. I just, I'm just trying to at the age that I'm at.
And people are like, you need to find or make better friends. This is, and this is something
that, okay, I'm my therapist, which I, that's a whole nother place I'm going to go with
therapists because I feel like maybe I need some help, but you know what, if you don't
have a 401k or you don't have a bank account, don't tell me how to invest my money. Like,
I don't know. So that's another whole thing. But it's, I'm, I'm going to boil it down to
friends. Why am I being subjected to you should pick better people to be your friends.
Okay. So who's telling you this?
Therapist. Okay.
Okay. Well, you need another therapist or you need to like get rid of the friends that
are pissing you off because clearly you have two common denominators here. The people who
are pissing you off and your therapist, I say you need a new therapist and stop talking
to the people who are not for you. It's that easy.
Okay. So that's the thing. I could be paying you, Medusa, to just tell me that bitch just
doesn't need being here.
Come on girl. You don't need to pay me. You got to get rid of, find a new therapist, right?
A couple of new therapists and then whoever in your life, I guess is not supporting you.
Like just keep them at bay.
I just want to, I just want to like legit think, okay, I just, common sense isn't that
common, but I feel like I have it and I just need to utilize it. So it's kind of like,
what makes a friend a friend? I just want that question is just like, that's the question
of the fucking day. What makes a friend a friend? And that can decipher differently for
an individual. It decipher is differently for me, for you. Yeah. I always think if I can
help my friend. And then I also think, well, if I invest in you, what will you invest in
me? That would be a friend, right?
Right?
Well, here's my thing because I'm an asshole and I'm probably going to hurt your feelings,
but I don't even trust, I trust people to a certain extent, including you, but I don't
trust somebody with 100%. So I don't trust you 100%.
I trust you either.
Okay. Well, I'm just playing it now.
I'm playing it now for fucking years.
You know, it's just, I don't even know how to say it. I was just, I don't trust anybody.
I think that's our start.
I don't trust, I mean, like I said, I don't trust anybody fully 100%. And then just, I
start, if I'm asking for help, it's because I really need help because I fucking hate
asking for help.
I would rather pay somebody to do something for me than ask my brother for help anymore.
I've learned my fucking lessons. So let's start there. So I will pay somebody to fix
something in this fucking house before I call my brother.
I'm tired of all the fucking talking or just people in general. So that's how I am. So
I got things to do on my, I got plenty to do and I'm plenty to accomplish in 2024. And
if I have to pay people to do shit for me, I will fucking do that before I ask somebody
for help in my circle.
You know what, that's kind of weird that we're, we are in like the same boat now that I work
for where I worked. I see these little contractors and they're like handyman service call as
we fix everything I fucking take.
Tell me why I take pictures of that number. Like, yeah, because I exactly, that's what
you need to keep on your speed dial to fix your fucking house because they're fucking
reliable. They want the business.
I'm going to pay your ass. And guess what? Nobody's going to hold it above my head.
And just be like, like my, like my pops love them.
Did you YouTube it? Did you like, did you try to figure it out yourself? Oh, I'm a fucking
single mom. Like what the fuck? No, I'm going to pay somebody. I'm no, and I'm not going
to ask anybody because I'm tired of motherfuckers holding that shit over my head.
Oh, Pomona bullets is needy. She can't even, she can't do this or that. Guess what, motherfuckers?
Yes, I can.
I don't know. Well, I can't, but I'll figure it out.
Right. Same girl.
Damn it. Maybe, maybe that's why we don't have too many friends.
I don't, but I, are you looking for friends? Because I don't look for friends. If they
show up, if I have a new friend that shows up in my life, that's cool, but I don't go
purposely looking out for them because, or like how you said you did dating or I guess
dating website or dating, dating apps.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
The dating websites, I guess, whatever. I have never done that because I don't like drama.
So that's where I am, I guess, or how I,
Yeah, I, I, I, I will never ever like I barely know how to email. I'm not even tech savvy.
I don't have a Twitter. I don't. So yeah, dating apps like that, that just ruined my
life, but I've met some good people though.
I'll never go back on that shit. Like if the universe wants me to be lonely, I'm going
to accept that.
I'm good. You'll find the right person. You know what? The universe will provide the
right person at the right time.
There you go.
So remember last, last episode when I was talking about the skunks and you're like skunks?
Like I'm like, they contribute nothing to society or the ecosystem. You're like, don't
they eat rats? You know what? Pomona bullets. Of course you're right. I had to look up
how they, how they contribute to the ecosystem. So are you ready for this?
You know what? Wait, wait, wait, let me dust my shoulders off and let me hit this.
There you go.
Dust. I'm dust.
So skunks eat mice, moles, voles, V-O-L-E-S. And I will go into that in just a second.
Rats, birds, bird eggs, bird egg carcasses, grasshoppers, wasps, bees, crickets, beetles,
beetle larvae.
Oh.
What the fuck?
Oh.
They eat a bunch of shit.
Oh.
They're not being sad of vol, V as in Victor, O as in Oscar, Larry, Echo, Sam. That is,
looks like a, it's a field mouse and the difference between a mouse and a vol is the
vol has short tails and the mice or a mouse has tails as long as their body and that's
the only way you can tell them distinctively apart because I had to look that up.
I'm like skunks eat all this shit, huh?
Stop fucking in the fucking street on my street and why don't you go hang out somewhere else
and that's not next to my window because they're constantly getting hit by cars and
they're like, oh my God.
But they do contribute.
I am so, you know what, Medusa?
I knew every, everything on the back has a purpose.
The wasps don't, I fucking hate wasps.
Yeah.
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
What?
Yeah.
Wasp.
I'm not going to look that up.
We're going to, we're going to, that's going to help me next episode.
That'll be next episode.
So what the fuck?
I have wasps trapped in all kinds of shit.
I mean, there's like wood wasps.
Like, I don't know why the fuck.
Yeah.
Wasps like wood.
I don't, I don't get it.
And the brown hornets, those are the ones that Fenway steps on all the time and it's
just like fuck, she always gets stung if I'm not paying attention.
I don't fucking, they live everywhere.
Yeah.
It's like, I don't understand, but there, there has to be a purpose.
Just like my therapist said, come on, bullets, you have purpose.
Shit.
And you know what?
I'm going to claim that I got a purpose.
I got a purpose.
I don't give a shit.
A purpose.
You know what?
Fuck, fuck, fuck this shit.
I, I talk to so many people.
I see so many new, higher orientations and I just say to everybody, guess what?
It's great.
I feel like I can just motivate and tell people how to navigate, but I can't tell myself
that.
I know you will get there and I'm just like, listen, this is what we're going to do today.
And I go off script.
Sorry.
I'm, I'm waiting to get fired, but that's fine.
But I'm making, I'm making the company a better place.
You're making the place a workable place, a workable environment.
Yeah.
I'm just like, fuck this retail shit.
I, I, I've been in mortgage.
I've been in mortgage.
I, I, I've been in mortgage industry my whole life.
And you know, oh my gosh, mortgage industry.
Nah.
It pays well.
I do that.
Yeah.
I'm here.
Oh, sorry.
I thought you were going to talk more.
Oh, I was just like, I don't know.
I just need to shut up.
I'm just saying, just like I haven't talked to you for a while.
I was very, very sick and, and, and, okay, I'm going to just segue back.
Like I was sick.
I sounded so sick.
I was very sick.
I still sound a little froggy.
Did you pass it to your son?
Hopefully not.
No, my son is just like, and, and the funny thing is I'm just, I, I, I found out I am like
a germaphobe.
Okay.
So when I would work from home and my son would go to school or my kids would go to school
and they come home and they're sniffling and they're sneezing and like, get the heck out
of the way.
I had a bottle of Lysol.
I'm like, like, get away from me.
I did fall into that whole COVID like not me.
And you want to know why because I never got the shot.
I wish I never got the shot, but I fucking had to move back home and I had to hear all
that shit for my entire fucking family.
So I got the shot and then I got the second shot and the second shot put me back on my
period for six straight fucking weeks.
That fucking shit.
My dear son, I got a card and I fucking just wrote the dates and like, I was like, that's
what I should have fucking did.
I know when it's in everyone's like, oh, nobody fucking cares anymore.
But what a bullet.
Are you fascinated?
Yes, they don't even ask anymore unless you work for like a health organization.
I would think I don't know.
No, I'm not.
Did they ask at low?
Um, yeah, I'm just like, you know what?
I look on HR policies.
I'm like, Hey, you know, you really can't ask me.
Right.
No, they're not doing that.
And honestly, I got the motherfucking flu.
And honestly, everybody keeps saying, Oh, you think it's cold when it's 50 degrees?
Yes.
I think it's cold when it's fucking 50 degrees because I'm fucking from Cali.
So Cal every that and you can call me what you want.
Just don't call me late for dinner.
And also why you motherfuckers always want to go to Disneyland.
Like, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I know back in the day and I don't, I'm a, I'm a grandma.
I'm old.
Okay.
I got it.
But back in the day, you just won the Superbowl.
Where are you going?
I'm going Disneyland.
Fuck Disneyland.
Disneyland is like, and everyone was like, well, Pomona bullets, it's because you were
so privileged to live so close and be there Disneyland Disneyland.
I'm going to tell all my listeners, don't waste your fucking money.
It's fucking trash.
I do you like this?
I totally agree.
I can hate Disneyland.
Oh, you're going to have fucking goofy.
You want to know what I applied for a summer job to be Pocahontas.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Guess what?
I wasn't ethnic enough.
But, but, but, but I could be fucking sleeping beauty.
How is that?
Oh, maybe because I just sleep on the job.
That's cool.
I don't know.
Fuck.
I have no words.
All right.
You know, all these motherfuckers that say, I'm going Disneyland and it's like, I'm
going to be a Disney.
It's funny because in Oregon, I and I do time cars.
I do all this stuff.
All these employees are like, we're going to take our kids to Disneyland.
Please die on the mountain.
The matter.
Yeah, whatever it's called.
Yeah.
And they don't even know.
We remember Captain EO.
Oh, yeah.
With Michael Jackson, I want to say.
It's not even there no more, but they, these motherfuckers.
Yeah, they keep changing shit around.
Space.
I don't think I'm going to go on Space Mountain.
All this shit.
It's all stupid.
I don't think Space Mountain is there anymore either.
Fuck girl.
Since they fucking started charging like a hundred bucks, getting them like, I don't
know.
No, they charge more than that.
Fuck.
And then they're like, oh, California theme park.
Oh my goodness.
I don't know.
I just want to, I just want to just blow the whistle alert to everybody who thinks that
Disneyland and the California theme park and fuck that.
Don't, don't waste your money.
Don't do it.
You know, I just went to the small world.
They said that they were revamping.
It's a small world.
The right girl.
Please, please have you, have you been there?
What's the last time you've been to Disneyland and went on that?
Probably when Marisa was two and then when my brother started dating his wife, it was
obviously their boyfriend and girlfriend.
They started taking them and I'm like, thank God.
I'm like, that was the last time I want to say two or three because I fucking hate that
place.
It's fucking, it's a disaster.
Small world.
It's a small world.
The boat was like faulty.
And all of a sudden they're just like, they used to have little Islanders, little guy,
little girls shaking their little skirts and shit.
It's so, they had to redo.
It's a small world because so many people get their feelings hurt.
No, that's not, that's not, that's not promoting our culture in a proper way.
I never give a fuck.
Is that recently or when?
Fuck, I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm not online or anything, but it was a big thing.
Yeah.
You can't have the little Indians, they switched up the pirates of the Caribbean.
They're switching.
They're doing all this shit to just cater to the people that get their feelings hurt very
easily.
And, you know, I feel very bad and I'm sorry that everybody gets their feelings hurt very
easily.
You didn't grow up in your generation.
It's called fucking life.
Get over it.
I did not know they changed everything.
They sure did.
And it's, it's all about, I don't know.
I don't know.
Who's coughing?
Was somebody coughing?
Nope.
Oh boy.
I hope it's not who I think it is.
No.
Oh, thank God.
I was going to say we're not friends anymore.
Please.
Okay.
Thank God.
Yeah, I saw how you pause and I'm like, you better not fucking say who I think you're
going to say.
You know what?
This is done.
I have to be selective with my words and everything because I know my evil going on.
On the, you know, there's so much shit going on.
I'm good.
Like, and, and also I honestly.
Just to let you know.
And all the listeners, I'm doing good.
I'm fucking, I'm picking myself up and I'm fucking dusting my shit off.
And guess what?
Pomona bullets always fucking does it.
Like I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
Good.
I'm glad.
I'm doing it.
I may, um, die alone, but that's okay.
I'm not going to die alone.
And don't because I have a bestie.
Right.
Oh, bitch.
You better fucking scatter my ashes.
Okay.
Um, yeah, we'll see.
So wait.
So, uh, like as far as, um, I'm kind of like, okay, what do you, you know,
vanilla gorilla, just, you just have like friends, right?
Yeah, just friends.
Oh, yeah, we're not together.
Yeah, of course.
And I'm not trying to call him out.
That's why it was lasted 20 years.
No, I, I, I have, I have some friends that are just like friends,
like emotional support.
Um, but.
When it comes down to it, it's like, do you ever feel lonely?
Like you do ever want to know that's what I have a dog for.
Your dog and get a lick your.
Like, what?
Do you, do you have any of that?
Like, I, I, I, that's what I have my gorilla for.
Okay.
I'm confused.
Okay.
So it's just kind of like when I need it.
He's, he's, he's fucking legit on board.
He knows like, Hey,
you're not asking for ring on your finger.
Oh God.
No.
I am not.
I know you wanted to get married, I guess, or have a,
or I guess you're engaged.
I have never wanted to be married.
Never.
Maybe once I'm going to lie once and I didn't do it.
Thank God.
I'm just, I am not, I like to be alone.
Like, I know you think me and you are alike on that aspect,
but no, no, no, no, no.
You like to be around people, not me.
I can be alone with my dog and that's all I need.
And all I need is my phone to do my work.
Well, no, I don't get me wrong.
I, I do.
I like my alone status.
I like to just be in my bed and fucking bust a big ass fart.
And just be like, what?
I'm just like, you know, like my bad.
I don't give a shit.
I like to not shave my legs.
And then you don't have to not, you don't have to shave your legs when
you're with a guy.
If you don't want to, I guess.
Am I guessing something?
You don't.
So it's, I shave my legs because I like my legs smooth.
I don't shave my legs because I'm with gorilla.
So what?
Wait a second.
I shave my legs every fucking day.
I shave my hoo-ha twice a week.
I, that's just cause I'm a female and that's how I,
Well, it's high team purposes.
Yes.
Yeah.
And plus I don't like looking at all that hair feeling hairy legs.
So does that make sense?
So vanilla gorilla doesn't say like, bitch, get those fucking ankles
off my shoulders.
I'm cutting myself like type.
No, because I would never show up without my legs shaved because I
shave my legs every day.
Okay.
Well, okay.
Kudos to that.
I don't, I don't.
I just shave my legs when I'm like, Oh shit.
Okay.
You know, if somebody's going to see them, like if I'm in the
summer, the summer season, I'm going to wear shorts.
I'm going to shave.
Right.
But like in the winter season, I'm just kind of like, and being
an Islander, I don't have too much hair.
So it's not really like that bad.
Oh, you tell me that you said you have patches or whatever.
It's kind of like whatevs, but, um, but like, yeah, if I, if I
felt like, um, I'm going to get it all on hot and dirty.
Um, yeah, I tried it like, um, clean it up a little bit.
Like shave.
Okay.
That's good.
But put some effort into it.
Pull up my fucking yoga pants all day long and just be like,
I'm on a bullets.
What are you doing?
Like, I'm not shaving.
That's what I'm doing.
Because like, I don't give a fuck.
That's what I'm doing.
I don't know.
But I'm not like this hairy beast either.
I just have this.
Okay.
Well, you do you.
Yeah.
But you know what I've been doing.
Okay.
Let's just go that way.
I've been doing a lot of squats.
I've been doing a lot of yoga lately.
Good.
I know you do like leg day and this and that.
And I'm like, yeah, this is what we're doing.
And at our age, I honestly feel that we're doing a good part.
And we also age.
Well, thank you DNA.
And thank you universe.
Um, and then yeah, you know what, you need a little Asian.
And yeah.
To just look so.
Don't rise.
Yes.
And, um, so I was told.
That when you, um,
Put your, uh, ankles together and you stand, do you have three diamonds?
Do you understand?
Do you know what that means?
Three diamonds.
No.
You put your ankles together.
Like you're standing straight up.
Like you're going to go on the, or whatever you're just looking at
yourself in the mirror.
Or whatever.
And they say, do you have three diamonds?
So you put your, your toes, like your, your left toe, your right toe together.
You put your ankles together.
And, um, you just see, um, it do have three diamonds.
And I have, what are three diamonds?
Cause I've done it.
I'm like, I don't think I have three diamonds.
And it's basically from the crotch part.
You have a little diamond.
So, and then your knees need to connect,
but you have to have a diamond between your crotch to your knees.
And then your calves connect.
Like, so there, there, there needs to be like,
so your bow legged on the top and bottom is what you're saying.
I'm not like it is a fucking diamond.
I'm like, I have four diamonds, but like, I don't,
I don't have a diamond because my calves, my calves aren't really, uh,
telling you this bullshit.
Um, X.
Twitter.
Oh, Twitter.
I'm sorry.
I was trying to talk for a,
I call it Twitter.
Yeah.
No, I don't.
I don't know.
The little blue birdie.
Yeah, I have no, I never heard of that.
And all these girls and then, and then like,
Jeevan is like, Oh, it's like three,
do you have three diamonds?
I'm like,
Oh, what's a fucking Gen Z thing?
I don't know a girl, but.
I don't know, but.
Or Gen X thing or Gen Z, I guess, whatever she, what is she?
Is she Gen Z?
I don't know.
She was born in 2005.
Oh, what.
I don't know why but I think Gen Z that's the Gen Z thing it sounds like but like three diamonds
I'm like, you know what I think my I think my butt can be a little lifted. I did a little more squats
But you know me like I'm good
Tall girl as well
Yes, very tall
Very tall, but you know, I think I'm pretty hot. I'm pretty hot for my age. I think you're pretty hot for your age
Well, thank you, madam. I know we're fucking hot as fuck
hot AF
Shit and why are we single?
You know how many licks does it take to get to the center of a titty-pop? We never will know
The world will never know
Oh girl, you're on one today
I know I told you
I tried to warn you
But I was so excited to talk to you today because like we haven't
We haven't really talked. I know
We've been busy. I'm busy during the hour. We're both busy during the weekend. I know you were sick last week
So that's why when you're like
Excuse me when you're like, let me call you back or let me let you know in two hours. I'm like just fucking rest
I don't want you fucking dying because I know you had to go to work the next day
God dang it. It's like
Yeah, I'm doing everything for the workload
You know, I hope that I don't ever get
Reported to like upper authorities because I just tell people like just what
I'm sure you won't I won't because people love me. I love myself. There you go
All right, I think we should wrap this up Missy
Yeah, any other things that you wanted to get off your chest or off your docket?
So but I do
Appreciate everybody for listening. I know that we haven't I have been sick. I'm gonna claim that I've been sick
We lost last week's episode
Um, no, we're trying to bounce back. I'm trying to bounce back
It is what it is, but I have been very excited to actually talk to you because we wait to talk to each other for our
Okay, well, I'm glad that you're feeling better and I hope everybody has a good week this coming or this week coming up
However, you say it. Oh, yeah
There you just remember work is a four letter word
Say that again work is a four letter word
Yes, it does. All right guys. We're out. We'll see you next week. All right. Bye. Bye