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Alright, are you happy or sad? Which way? Oh, I guess... Oh, you're happy! And you are?

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Come on, a bullet. I guess I'm happy. Oh, I'm always happy, bitch! I am Baroque Medusa.

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This is Top Shelf Hi-Jinks and we clean clinking, bitches!

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Good fucking morning.

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Afternoon, bitch!

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Good afternoon, Buster!

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Oh my goodness!

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Really quick, it rained here yesterday, so Mount Baldy's packed, but how are you dealing with...

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How's it going with the state of emergency in Oregon?

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So, the state of emergency, I think it was really geared towards the lack of residents having electricity going on five days plus.

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Oh, shit!

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Yeah. Yeah, we had a huge ice storm, like I mentioned in our last episode, and it's been brutal. It's been very, very brutal.

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I've been here for seven years. I've never experienced anything like this.

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I mean, it's been pretty bad coming from Southern Kelly and then experiencing this weather, just the rain and snow alone or even anything below 50 degrees.

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Right.

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But, yeah, it was really, really brutal and longtime residents here are just saying, yeah, this is crazy.

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So, it's still with the ice storms then? Because the power outage or?

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Not in my area, so I guess I'm considered the valley.

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So, it's not necessarily so bad in my area, but, yeah, more north towards Washington, like the Portland area and everything.

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Yeah, yeah, it's pretty bad, but the ice, the freezing rain has stopped.

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Good.

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For some weird reason, it went from 16 degrees to the high 40s.

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So, it started melting the ice, but still everybody's slipping and sliding and it's crazy.

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And you went to, did you go to work all week or was like work canceled or whatever with the ice?

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No, I actually didn't go on Wednesday because when I tried to pull out of my driveway, and you know my driveway isn't inclined too much.

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It's just right.

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Slight.

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So, I put the Jeep in reverse, didn't even push on the gas or anything and it just started sliding.

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Oh, no.

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No, no, I'm good. I'm good. And yeah.

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Oh my God. Did you end up in the street or what happened?

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Yeah, I ended up in the street.

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And I was going to continue to go forward.

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No.

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But I just figured, you know, Pomona bullets to stay home.

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Just stay home.

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Fuck man. Save yourself some car insurance because your car would have slid into something or somebody.

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Oh, so that's the thing. The other day my son was looking out the window and he's like, mom, look, look, look, look, look.

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I run over to the spare bedroom. We're looking out the window where it faces the street.

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One of our neighbors is trying to pull out of the driveway and they're going slow.

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Just or maybe they weren't pulling out.

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Maybe they were just sliding like I was.

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They were trying to go down the street and they just spun out of control and you know,

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cars in my street.

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Straight smashed into a car.

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Oh, shit.

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Yeah, it was, it was bad.

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It was bad.

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I'm glad you stayed home.

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I'm glad you didn't make it out of your driveway because that could have been you.

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Oh, yeah.

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But I'm thinking I got a G four wheel drive.

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I got snow mode.

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Ice mode.

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Right.

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So is there still ice on in your area though?

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No, actually a lot of it melted.

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Thank God.

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It's a lot of just slush, which is slush isn't too bad.

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It's not drivable. It's drivable. It's drivable, but you still have to be cautious.

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Right.

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And you had, I'm glad you have power.

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Oh, shit.

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I was just knocking on wood.

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Please no.

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Please no.

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So did the electric company or I guess, yeah, I guess your electric company.

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Did they say when they, they estimate to have the power up for the other cities?

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Well, there was 120,000 without.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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But now it's down to like 30,000.

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So they're trying.

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Well, they're okay.

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Shit. Okay.

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But the main thing is it's just all the trees that fall over.

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And so they can't down power lines.

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Fuck man. Okay.

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So what's the high today?

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We are well in my neck of the woods.

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We're at 37 right now.

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Okay. Well, that's better than fucking 16.

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Not too bad.

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Not too shabby.

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I'll take it.

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Speaking of Jeeps.

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You know what the Mercedes G wagon is?

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I've seen it.

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Do you think that's the fucking shit or the tips?

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Everybody fucking loves that goddamn fucking thing.

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I think it's overrated.

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It looks like a fill the Philippines Jeep knee.

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And I'm like, why do people want this three?

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I want to say it's like $100,000 plus car.

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And I'm like, why?

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I don't understand the allure or why people want to own this fucking piece of shit.

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Well, Southern Kelly people because I mean,

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we were buying Hummers and all that shit, the H2 and all that.

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Oh, okay. Yeah.

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Well, you're right.

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Oregon wouldn't want that.

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I mean, maybe in Kelly you might. I mean, you just like one of them.

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I just don't understand everybody loving the G wagon.

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I'm like, not me.

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Well, have you seen those Jeep trucks?

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Yes. And I don't, I don't know.

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I would probably buy that before the G wagon, but I'm not a fan of that either.

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Yeah. I've got really a fan of that either.

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I mean, I don't know.

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I don't know.

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But my popsies always say, because I, I leased a Hummer when I was living.

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I remember you told me.

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Yeah.

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And I was like, what the hell?

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Hummers belong in the battlefield.

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Well, not this fiberglass one.

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This one, the battlefield is called Pomona.

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And it's whole boulevard.

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I got two 15s in this bitch.

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15 ounces.

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All bad.

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But no, but for the most part, we're doing okay.

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We're doing all right.

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Okay. Yeah. Sorry.

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I didn't mean to like beer off course.

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Oh no, no worries.

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That's, that's what we do.

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That's what we do best.

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So, um, Lowe's, they didn't lose power.

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I guess obviously because you went to work all week except Wednesday.

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I asked, I asked when I got to work the next day.

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I said, is there a, um,

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a, like a weather line in case we shut down or something.

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And everybody started laughing at me.

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Like if I had a monkey on my fucking head or some shit.

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There was a, there was a,

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there was a,

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there was a monkey on my head.

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are you serious?

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And I said, yeah, is there like, you know,

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an inclement weather? Like, are, are, are we going to shut down?

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They were like, Lowe's never shuts their doors.

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Except for Christmas, I guess.

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Except for Christmas in Easter.

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Easter.

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Except for the bunny rabbit and Santa.

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Like I, uh, okay.

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So we never shut our doors yet.

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When I went to work, um,

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out of 122 employees scheduled to work a certain day,

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the day that I didn't go due to inclement weather.

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17 employees showed up,

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but everybody else stayed home.

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also they had to shut down then.

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No, they didn't.

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They ran the entire fucking Lowe's with 17 fucking people.

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They sure did.

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just did the the front end. Jesus fucking Christ Loes you guys got to readjust your fucking game plan.

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They were like people had pipes busting which is true which is very very true if you do not

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keep your water and your faucets in the bathroom or what not if you have a two-story house you

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if it's freezing weather um temps excuse me you do need to drip your faucet all that did not know

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that and yeah it it helps prevent the pipes from freezing and busting and causing a huge flood and a

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huge mess i did not know that that makes so much sense though so does it matter if you're running

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hot or cold water um you should run hot water warm yeah okay that makes sense yeah wow i never

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thought about that yeah holy shit yeah i i i never thought about it either but um when i was renting

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the duplex when i very first moved here the landlord would always send me a email saying you need to

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run the water run the water i was like fuck that are you you're not paying my water bill bitch

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right i ran that shit all night oh wow okay well good to know shit yeah yeah it's crazy

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and then they said you don't have to do it in the daytime because people are constantly

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flushing the toilet it's just a lot of activity going on whether it's cold or not so okay so

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just that night when you go to bed yeah you just don't want them to freeze or you can just start

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taking meth and be up all night and then just going to the bathroom i guess i don't know

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shit i was just like i don't even know i have these little um okay i'm trying to learn all

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the terminology still but i have these little insulators that go on the water spickets so it's

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basically the thing that you would screw your hose in when you're going to wash your car that

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spicket that little water thing yeah they have to be housed with these little insulation

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with the faucet yeah wow yeah yeah okay i know i'm such a city slacker like i don't know oh i need

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that sure okay let's do this but did you do that before you started working at loz or you

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you've always done that since you moved up there um i had some neighbors tell me i needed to do that

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and they would give me some spare water spicket little covers oh i was just like okay that's

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what i'd have been like all right yeah i never went out and and bought any when i bought my house

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i never got it okay well i'm sure you can get them now yeah now i have them everywhere just yeah

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yeah ready to go yeah ready to go please don't freeze i i just hear major horror stories of

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people's pipes busting and freezing and yeah i don't i don't want to be in that boat please no

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no it's damn so the plumbers are like on full alert too i guess oh yeah yeah it's a really

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fucking state of emergency fuck you organ it's pretty bad but it's beautiful in the spring yeah

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when the nutrient the fucking rattlesnakes are hanging out in your backyard if you want to call

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it that and the wolf spiders oh the little spiders the wolf the wolf there you go speaking of wildlife

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pomonas bullets it was i think it was thursday night i'm here's like i normally hear like birds

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chirping or whatever right or the cats are in heat the the feral cats that are in the area right so

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i hear i don't know what it sounded like it sounded like it wasn't mice but you i heard something it

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wasn't a god damn it wasn't the cats in heat i take finway out for a four-a-am walk bitch why the

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fuck was there two skunks fucking in the middle of the fucking street making that noise i'm like

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oh that was skunks last night gross but you know like a cat noise yeah but it was skunks so you

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remember the cartoon with pepe lapio and he's always fucking raping the other skunk yeah the cat that

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was a cat i was a cat okay that is legit because the male skunk the the girl skunk kept trying to

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run away and he's like after her and he's stuck in her and he's like no bitch you're fucking staying

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here and i'm just like i was telling my daughter i'm like if they weren't fucking skunks i swear to

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god i would break that shit up i'm like boy i fucking hate skunks there's so many in my area

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and i'm like you guys don't do anything other than fucking spray like you do not contribute to the

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ecosystem whatsoever don't they eat do they eat mice are the carnivores no that's what we have

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feral cats for the feral cats can fucking eat that shit i'm like coyotes don't even eat skunks

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because they're fucking skunks and i'm just like these bitches need to fucking die i'm like let's

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stop procreating and stop raping oh my god and fenway's barking i'm like no we're not doing that

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today because i'm not getting sprayed speaking of the topic so with the icy conditions here i've

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noticed um a lot of uh neighbors or people in my town are taking their horses out to go to the store

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or what are they slipping and sliding i don't know if they have certain something on the what is it

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called the hooves or oh maybe they do yeah maybe they don't know but obviously these horses can trek

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through weather better than a stupid car um and and so be it that that's great i don't know right

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but so it's like wow and i was thinking to myself shit i remember i rode a horse once um so my

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question to you is have you how close are you to like horses have you ever swam with dolphins are

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you one of the have you ever i have no i've never swam with dolphins but dolphins like to

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fucking rape humans too man i saw that youtube video yes and i was right that i just saw one

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like the other day and he was all up in the girl snatch and i'm like hey calm down okay so you never

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swam with dolphins no i i want to see i and horses no i've never i guess ridden a horse either no

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no not no okay um wow well that's have you how about i'm very city like i guess so how about

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back in the day at the county fair when they would you could ride an elephant when you're a kid or

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even an adult girl we were poor my mom and dad never took me to the fucking fair the first time

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that we me and my brother went to the fair it obviously separately was for school um the school

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like what's it called on a field trip yeah yeah that was it oh so so i've had a horse i like i've

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had a horse i've fed horses um carrots but that's about it have you ever been like snorkeling with

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sea turtles or snorkeling yes once with uh in hawaii with marisa um but i didn't really go like

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too deep into the water i want to say okay so she she went more deeper or whatever so it's just like

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whatever i get weirded out with the snorkeling because it's rental gear yeah i should have bought

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the shit and i'm like you guys didn't fucking sanitize this yeah so i just grossed out the

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entire fucking time i'm like somebody else how many other people's mouths have been on the

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snorkel fucking breathing apparatus so i'm just like when i went to mali this past november i'm

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like nope not snorkeling no okay okay so you never you've never you never indulged in no

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i grossed out the entire fucking time what about you i'm sure you snorkeled oh yeah yeah i i've

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snorkeled um this but this last time i went to hawaii um i was a little tipsy on the yacht and then

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okay um when i got all the snorkel gear and the you know the fins or whatever they call it for your

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feet and all that i think they're fins yeah i i went to the lily pad because there's a lily pad

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out there you know that do you know what that is it's like that yeah so you can get into the water

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yeah yeah i went out there i did not feel good um you're seasick or well i just i don't know i just

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wasn't feeling it i think i was hung over from the night before and then oh i don't know and i got some

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salt water in my snorkel i was swimming out to turtle beach or um i was supposed to see a bunch

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of sea turtles and all this and that and i just like yeah i started like throwing up and shit and i

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had to go throw up in the snorkel gear and eat well i took it out and i just threw up in the

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fucking ocean and then i was like that's like it's probably like probably like chomped to sharks

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or something i don't know it's just i you're like oh yeah i and i'm a good swimmer so i swim like

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immediately back well that's because your dad let you like just be drifting off in the ocean and

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seal beach like i did marissa back in the day yeah you know what i i'm good i was if you just gave me

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the surfboard i'll get i'll get i'll get back to the bay so quick but it was just this and then

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they want you to wear this little life jacket or you have a little straw you're supposed to blow it

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up oh yeah and and then you got to put your little fist up in the air if you need help but i don't

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know it was just too much i was like this is just too much i just want to see the turtle yeah i was

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like i just wanted to see some coral some fucking turtles but you know i'm obviously throwing up and

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i just need to go back that was the best five hundred dollars i ever spent

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throw up into the pacific yeah and then uh a horse i yeah i tried to go horseback riding but

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oh man no you weren't it wasn't good no i i'm not i'm not a cowgirl like i just i can't do this

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like oh yeah i'm not you know what i didn't even think about that because i'm not really coordinated

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so that probably wouldn't work well for me either i'd probably fall off and be paralyzed like christopher

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wreath yeah it's just so bad they're like we're gonna i was um at my dad's house in um mexico and

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we were like to loom and we were gonna take these horses and you're gonna have this horse

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back ride on the beach and yeah how old were you uh i think i was about 19 okay yeah not good

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i just i can't i don't know the horse didn't want to listen to me i don't know there did you take

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lessons before you got no okay well i don't know the horse and just go and yeah it was it was it

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wasn't a delightful experience to say the least i just wanted to get off with the fucking horse

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and um i did uh have a so how long how long were you on it for then uh maybe 20 minutes okay yeah

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yeah and then i was like i'm just gonna get off this horse and walk it back to like the starting

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point because i wouldn't even be able to get off the fucking horse i'm like can somebody get a ladder

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please well my horse wanted to keep going in the water and i was like that's the beach like how the

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fuck is the horse gonna go in the ocean and drown you yeah i was like no no no no horse eight this way

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and i don't know i guess i was steering him towards the ocean instead of steering him away i i don't

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know i don't know it was just a bad experience it was bad did your dad still have the house out there

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no he sold it thank god oh okay well it was just like a big thing because there's a lot of political

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shit going down and then oh got it and then like he had a beautiful house in toloom and or it was

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a house i'm sorry it was a condo um and it was nice but sometimes you know tourists just don't

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belong in certain places like you just don't just you've got it so how long did he have the house

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down there for uh about 14 years oh wow yeah i bet he sold that for a pretty penny then i probably

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i don't have the record to mexico's real estate

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shit but yeah i i mean i did swim with dolphins i i swam with sharks um in a cage no no no no no

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when i was you're like no i'm not a pussy i'm not when i when i was in hawaii i had we took all the

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boats out and then we had to drop nets and then it was like a passage way to um oh yeah i mean

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they weren't like great whites or anything like that or bull sharks it was but a shark is a shark

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i don't know like uh so scary if you don't if you make it back to the shore then you're like deemed

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um like worthy to be no worthy to be a part of this planet oh god it

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that's crazy i did ride a camel where um

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no at the fair oh i'm like where the fuck would you ride a camel at no it was like

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yeah it was poor thing now that i look back at it as a kid i was like yeah camel but right poor thing

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yeah just like um i used to take m2 um seaworld um when she was younger i took her like

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maybe three times at the most but you think about it i'm like those fucking great great whales what

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are they great uh i'm talking about yeah like shamu yeah shamu it was just like i want to say one

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of them not in san diego but recently there was one that i guess like totally mauled and killed

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that fucking trainer i'm like well yeah that's because they're not in their fucking natural

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environment they're in a fucking pool yeah yeah exactly did you ever see that documentary is called

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like blackfish or something no i wanted to watch it but it was probably just i knew i was gonna get

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pissed off it was yeah it's so sad it's like i'm like i understand they're like i don't understand

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seaworld because that's a fucking attraction i understand the zoo aspect like the la zoo but

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it's still sad that they're in clothes and they're not in their natural environment yeah so whatever

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i don't know i don't know have you been to the san diego zoo i remember when we first came down

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from canada we went to the like the wild animal park i want to say yeah there's like and i just

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remember the fucking tortoise was fucking huge like my mom probably still has the picture somewhere

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her 1800 photo albums that she possesses but this thing was fucking huge and i'm like this has been

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around since the ice age like it was that fucking huge tortoises are fucking crazy oh yeah yeah they

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live like for like 200 plus years yeah damn off of fucking cabbage and carrots or whatever the

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fuck they eat uh i like i like turtles it's fine uh i don't know the whole thing with like zoos

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i've never been i remember there was um oh shit fuck it was years ago where um the barnum and

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bailey circus came to bonas oh yeah i remember they used to come like to town like once a year

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or whatever like that i want to say yeah i forgot about that there was this big protest i was trying

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to take the kids it's like oh the circus um because my pops used to always say this little this little

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pun thing where he said it all started when my father never took me to the circus

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he was

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yeah it's hilarious he's like he used to say that and as a kid growing up everything like oh

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man so that's how you became so fucked up like

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grab what i'm talking about circus oh and so so so i'm trying to take the kids to the circus and

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there's this big protest where oh about the animals yeah you can't and people were it was almost

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like trying to go to a abortion clinic oh my god the analogy you fucking just did it was like can't

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i'm going five miles and i'm just trying to park and just trying to park that's it you're like can

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you protest tomorrow when i'm not here can you protest and on the sidewalk like the normal protesters

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right um don't egg my fucking car when i walk in stop it with your sign

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so with your dad saying of it all started with when my dad didn't take me to the circus yeah

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growing up for you what would your saying be to your kids about like how you were raised or like

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that type of saying huh that's interesting um i never thought about it i just at the top of my

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head i would say it all started when your mom just like it all started when my parents decided they

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were for each other that's where it all started it all started then what about yours well the one

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that i like to remind my mom i haven't reminded her lately was mom it all started at the age of three

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and a half when you decided to call the cops on me i fucking told you i was gonna walk to the goddamn

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store and i'll be back and then you fucking call the cops on me my dad comes home i get this living

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shit beat out of me because i told the fucking truth and so that's why i am the way i am today

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thank you very much mom i thought somebody kidnapped you well clearly you don't understand

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you're raising a capricorn daughter and she's half austrian so that's a double negative right there

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i i tried to we'll see my dad my dad i am the cops i'm yeah i know i know so i never was worried

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we're like we're calling the cops just like oh my dad i have his like direct number like

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a speed dial bitch it's not 911 i i was i think i was four years old and i had a tricycle um

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and i was gonna run away i i i had enough i had enough my brother tried to run away too one time

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and he had a suitcase i remember because my mom fucking tells the story all the time

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he took a suitcase he took his whatever i was gi joe doll and he made it all the way down to the

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end of the street and then he walked back home and i'm like oh plus my brother i fucking love my

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brother i'm like how cute is that i did the same thing i packed like four oranges

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you like bitch you just forgot the vodka yeah i'm not here i put four oranges in a paper bag

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and i think i put oh i had like one of those magic nursery dolls okay i had one of those

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and yeah i was out i i really thought that i was i don't know i don't even know what i wasn't even

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thinking uh four years old who knows it took my so you went you made it down the street too and

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then you changed your mind or yeah i made it down the street and then i just kind of i ate two oranges

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already i fucking love you bitch and i'm like talking to my friends and shit just like hey yeah

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oh they were running away with you yeah and they're no no but they would get on the back of my

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tricycle and use it like a little oh god it got it got it yeah and i was just like yeah i don't

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know where i'm gonna sleep like i didn't even think about blankets or you know a pillow or nothing like

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that so i just went back home and you know the funny thing is nobody even knew i was fucking gone

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you know what that really sucks i'm sad i want to give you a hug

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the only person that would know that i'm ever gone would be my fucking dog

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everybody else will be like fuck that bitch who

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yeah

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yeah i was just like geez and they're like kind of dovetail off of this so i get my gas bill

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and it's like holy fuck why is it so much it's it's it's a pretty it's a shiny pen

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it's a shiny and i get it it's been icy all right i'm keeping my heater and the thermostat

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at 68 degrees even though it's really cold but you know it is what it is 68 should be a comfy temp

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um oh that's too hot for me well when my mom fucking hates it when my mom likes it

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my mom likes 68 i'm like bitch it needs to be 62 i'm like i'm fucking dying well don't get me wrong

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because it was like 16 degrees here and i would crack my window and just let a little bit of cold

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air come in but right being that the house is too story and all these rooms and shit oh well yeah

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it's probably colder because it's too um story yeah i was like uh so i left it at 68 i'm just like

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wow this bill is yeah fucking huge and drop it at least to 66 that'll help i did i did and i was

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thinking i i was using my gas fireplace a little bit more than usual as well hmm and i was like

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maybe that shit is taking up more gas i don't i don't even know granted i'm gonna pay my damn bills

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but right but still wow were you okay so i'm gonna ask you were you ever in any way shape or form

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younger in your younger days a pyro did were you ever intrigued with fire yeah uh not really

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i assume you are since you're asking me or no i i never was i i remember specifically that my

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sisters and i were going to um seeing christmas carols to my mom and my dad when uh christmas eve

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and we got these candles those candles they're like the big long candles that you would have

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like a candle lit dinner with okay yeah okay and we lit those and we were each going to have one

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and we were going to go through the living room all the way to my parents room and we were going

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to sing like christmas they're whatever i don't yeah i guess i don't know whatever the fuck we thought

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and we lit we lit these candles and the wax was just dripping down them and so we got uh tissue

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from like the cleanest tissues and we were holding the bottom of the candle at the

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Kleenex and my younger sister was trying to wipe the wax with the candle but she's right

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behind my older sister and she lights my older sisters here on fire and then oh shit and then my sister

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starts like and i'm trying to wipe the wax off my candle and i go way too high and i light the

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tissue on fire and i drop it oh Jesus christ and it was just like a disaster well your dad's a

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fucking cop i'm sure he put the fire out real fucking quickly oh he was just like oh shit my mom

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runs out of the room and she's like oh my gosh and honestly the minute that happened and i saw

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shit just going on flames i uh ran out the front door um you're like it wasn't me i was legit i was

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ready to just book it and just look back at the burnt down house and she's like i'm so sorry

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but my dad grabs me he's like where do you think you're going and i just said to get the hose

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i wasn't i was lies i know lies but my dad's like smart smart pomonas doesn't get in trouble

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because she used her brain i was like ah if he only knew i was like ouch i was out way to go

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pomonas you dodged a bullet i was like yeah i was i was gonna dad no i was gonna get the

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damn you taught me better than that i'm four years old i was gonna get the hose it's like i try to

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run away but i had to change the heart so now i'm gonna light the house on fire even better

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fuck this family yeah i'm starting over you know what my oh i don't even go there but yeah yeah

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yeah what you said hello i was getting the hose and i'm sticking to it there you go

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yeah yeah i remember the time i told my brother that he was adopted did he believe you well i don't

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know i guess i was convincing and i told him before because we were lack obviously you were

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latchkey kids yeah right so you yeah so i don't know i guess i brainwashed him into thinking he was

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adopted we were still in elementary and i'm like hey you can't tell now my mom or or you can't tell

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our mom or dad because they don't want you to know and i'll get in trouble and of course he

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fucking goes and tells am i adopted is that what you don't love me and of course i got

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fucking beat and i'm like well it was worth it so growing up with just you and your bro uh so you

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guys had separate bedrooms right yeah there was a time i want to say maybe for like maybe two years

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that we we shared a bedroom because my dad my dad's office i guess um the second or whatever

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my bedroom or whoever's bedroom was going to be um it was his office and then i guess we both got older

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obviously when you get older you can't be in the same fucking room right so then we had our own

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rooms but i don't know how long that lasted it wasn't that that long a time but we we had our

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we shared a bedroom at one time was it was it bunk beds no oh shit did you ever want

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bunk beds we had bunk beds but they were never put together as bunk beds i don't know yeah yeah i'm

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assuming you had bunk beds then because you had three sisters oh fuck yeah i had bunk beds i i i

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hated it i hated it because i top bunk is ridiculous trying to get up and down fuck that

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shit i always wanted the top bunk um and you always so you always ended or they always gave you the

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the bottom one then yeah and i used to convince my younger sister of the princess the baby of the

423
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family she got the top but she wants to top them like but what if she rolls off you know

424
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:53,280
we're only a year apart go down and it didn't matter she gets the top and i used to tell her you know

425
00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:58,960
southern california has many earthquakes and so when the ceiling falls on you

426
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:03,040
you unlock bed yeah don't come on my bed like

427
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:10,720
don't crawl off don't climb down the ladder and come on my bed and she would get so scared

428
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:16,160
that's hilarious and and where was your older sister then she just had her own bed no she

429
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:23,520
also was with my other older sister and they had to share a room so oh got it okay yeah but they

430
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:30,160
had to share a full-size bed so yeah i'd rather have bunk beds i think yeah but i was always on

431
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:37,120
the bottom bed and i hated it and i it was everybody will let's make a tent and we would put sheets

432
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:42,320
and blankets and yes the bottom of our fort yeah i don't know me and my brother called it a fort i

433
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:48,080
want to say yeah and it was like well someone's gonna help me make my fucking bed because

434
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:55,120
that is gonna kick my ass if the bed's not made and everybody's on my bed and using my sheets

435
00:38:55,120 --> 00:39:03,680
and blankets and so i decided to have this well i came up with this wonderful idea we were gonna get

436
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:10,320
all the pillows from the entire house as many pillows as we could and we put it on the floor

437
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:18,800
and we would jump off the top bunk bed onto the pillows okay oh it seems so like it was just whoa

438
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:29,840
but we're tiny and we would do that um and if i anytime anybody got hurt it was my fault and

439
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:37,040
how's it my fault sounds about right how's it my fault right um and these bunk beds that we had

440
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:43,920
they were those old school wooden ones oh that's what we had yeah it was like wooden and the ladder

441
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:51,920
actually just kind of latched onto the top it had like a little okay and it latched yeah and if my

442
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:57,760
sisters and i would fight i would i would climb up i would climb on the top of the bunk bed and

443
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:02,640
they would try to climb after me oh you'd unlatch yeah oh you're so smart and they would just

444
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:09,520
bang i'm like bye bitch i'm by myself now it just seems so much more dramatic

445
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:14,560
being young but now as an adult i like i'm like oh that that's nothing

446
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:20,800
right so i like that you just climb up on the side yeah this is when i watched cliffhanger

447
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:28,960
it's like you're going down it's going down bitch are you watching the game right now i am

448
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:34,080
um fucking Detroit finally scored i'm like come on bro like you're overthrowing your

449
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:39,040
fucking arm i don't know what was going on but they finally fucking drove it in shit

450
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:45,680
i know i cannot believe i didn't watch the green bay game last night but i cannot believe they

451
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:53,440
fucking lost well it was a it was a very very close game it was like tooth and nail back and

452
00:40:53,440 --> 00:41:00,080
right which um i didn't want to watch it but it was like a train wreck and i had to but i just

453
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:08,160
can't believe they fucking lost i can't either i'm gonna watch um obviously i'm bill's mafia today

454
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:14,400
fuck yeah and speaking of Kansas City so you know how washington redskins changed their name to

455
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:21,680
washington commanders i guess right and that's all because of they were originally the redskins and

456
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:28,160
i guess that's not i guess appropriate because so why is Kansas City chiefs still the fucking chiefs

457
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:34,960
why didn't they fucking get to change their name oh you get hello you're getting deep now i'm just

458
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:38,720
like i thought about that the other day i'm like why are they still the fucking chiefs why didn't

459
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:43,920
anybody do an uproar about the fucking Kansas City game or Kansas City whatever the fuck well maybe

460
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:52,480
because their stupid logo is like an arrow head whatever the cheese is not a Native American tribe

461
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:56,240
whatever i was just like you guys need to if you're gonna guys gonna do this you need to do it across

462
00:41:56,240 --> 00:42:01,920
the board not just for a single fucking team for sure but i don't know the reasoning either i'm

463
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:06,480
assuming of because it was it was not like a politically correct i don't know what the proper

464
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:12,560
term yeah it it was the same thing there's no more aunt chamayma there's no more uncle Ben's

465
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:21,440
there's no more none of that like you it's all yeah it's not politically uh respectful towards

466
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:26,160
yeah that's a politically respectful Cleveland um the Cleveland Indians for baseball they changed

467
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:31,280
their name too and i was watching i was watching fucking baseball this past season and i'm like

468
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:36,560
who the fuck is this fucking team like are they a brand new team what did they think i look them up

469
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:41,920
and i'm like oh they changed their name from the Indians to whatever the fuck they are i'm like god

470
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:47,920
damn it okay whatever i don't know so the Texans just want to be called the Texans then

471
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:55,680
yeah i guess do you expect anything less from Texas well i don't know but i yeah right i think i

472
00:42:55,680 --> 00:43:03,600
want to move there for tax purposes and the food and the barbecue oh i will eat their barbecue

473
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:13,840
all the fuck day long let's go bitch yeah for sure i've never been a texas i went in high school i did

474
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:18,480
like the field trip thing and we went i was on the street that jfk was fucking shot on they did

475
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:22,720
like the the field tour or whatever the i guess field field trip yeah that thing was fucking

476
00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:27,680
eerie as fuck and i'm like oh this is just definitely i don't even know why we're on this

477
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:34,240
fucking field trip what yeah it was kind of it was really eerie i would like to go again as an adult

478
00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:39,280
just so i could take it all in yeah but i'm assuming not everything can't be the same as it was i guess

479
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:44,400
when it actually happened back in the 60s like i'm sure like the landscape and the fucking like the

480
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:52,480
buildings and all that has i hope it has changed shit i don't know damn i didn't even know wow texas

481
00:43:52,480 --> 00:44:03,120
hmm so i'm looking at my notes i've actually wrote notes for today oh nice i haven't been

482
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:08,800
done that lately i know so um no doubt is back on tour i guess my daughter loves no doubt i like no

483
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:14,400
doubt up to fucking um their best album is the album before their they fucking got popular everything

484
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:19,520
else is whatever yeah it's not trash but it's trash to me um so they're they all got back together

485
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:23,520
for i guess the cochella right so my daughter's like oh my god they're getting back together blah

486
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:29,840
blah blah she wants to go i i send her a picture like um Gwen Stefani did a goddamn what's it called

487
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:35,360
i guess a group chat or a group video whatever the far zoom i guess with the band members and i

488
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:41,360
sent i screenshot it i sent it to my daughter she's like damn tony still looks good tony cannell yeah

489
00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:47,680
and i'm like yeah her ex-boyfriend and i'm like yeah ex-boyfriend i'm like that's because he's the

490
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:53,280
only non-white person in the fucking group bitch come on and she's like oh yeah you're right i'm like

491
00:44:53,280 --> 00:45:00,400
he's indian hello of course he looks good he's not fucking aged at all for show really i haven't

492
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:05,280
you know he looks pretty i'm like you can tell he's aged but i'm like clearly since he has melanin

493
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:13,440
in him he's aged well oh yeah so they're they're gonna reunite for cochella yeah that's what and

494
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:17,120
my daughter's like i'm never going to cochella again because she's done like for the last i don't

495
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:21,200
know however many fucking years she's done at least 15 she's like i'm not going she's like the one

496
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:24,880
year i say i'm gonna stop fucking going they're gonna fucking tour and i'm like of course they are

497
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:32,640
it's the fucking universe testing yeah if i had drone right you know what i'm gonna tell her to do

498
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:38,560
that you're very fucking smart come on a bullet but she doesn't as long as somebody throws a beer

499
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:44,640
bottle at it right she said she just wants to go for the night that they show up but they don't

500
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:51,200
even know what day that they're showing up because um it's not they it just says and no doubt it doesn't

501
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:57,280
say what day so i'm like well you're fucked then i would just not go yeah don't risk it for the

502
00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:08,560
biscuit like right shit dang i saw no doubt back in the day before they were like it was

503
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:15,600
famous glass house second street come on up oh my god i want to say the glass house is still there

504
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:22,960
is it it has to be there that's like the fucking landmark for p'mona besides the fair yeah

505
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:33,120
yeah that's where i saw bradley and guin they weren't even they weren't even nothing back then

506
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:44,080
yeah good good good times you know what's so funny uh well it's not funny um so my best friend dars

507
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:49,840
she's like five four years older than me so she would hang out with um i guess in high school she

508
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:56,800
hung out with um gwen's older sister yeah so she was like oh yeah gwen was never um athletically

509
00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:02,160
like she is now like she was always i guess like fat and she wasn't taking care of herself so that's

510
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:06,880
why tony would make fun of her before they got together and then she started doing that yeah

511
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:13,600
i'm like and i'm like oh okay well you know this is darsie i believe her i get i start working in

512
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:19,200
urvine and there's one guy there that was born and raised in anaheim and he was talking about playing

513
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:22,400
video games back in the day he's like oh i played video games blah blah blah and then

514
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:28,000
gwen staphon's name come up he's like um we would go to or i guess she would come over i don't know

515
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:32,960
some they'd all be at somebody's house Gwen's she would he would play video games with Gwen staphon

516
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:38,320
you know what baroque madusa Gwen staphon was so cool back in the day playing video games and i

517
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:43,200
liked her when she was fat and before she started doing meth because that went once she started doing

518
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:51,760
meth and did started with no doubt she became a total fucking bitch i'm just like god damn okay well

519
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:57,360
you're the second person that's cooperated this i'm like clearly she did meth to get skinny and

520
00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:01,760
then she fucking did her thing i could be wrong i don't know but two people have told me that so

521
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:08,560
what what do you want me to do and these two people do not know each other yeah well seems like

522
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:15,760
meth gives you superpowers i don't know i guess right that's charlie she yeah former meth head

523
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:21,360
oh i thought he was a coke he's clean now yeah i was just like for six years i can't believe that's

524
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:26,640
been like in the that hasn't been in the news well until i read it like well he's trying to get a full

525
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:33,760
custody of his kid or his twins or something oh you're probably right i don't know how well they are

526
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:39,440
now they can't be at least that's what yahoo said oh okay i'm like they have to be close to being an

527
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:43,840
adult or whatever so he's probably still paying out on child support then that's probably what it is

528
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:50,880
he's like shit he's like give this bitch a drug test and uh you know give me my kids and stop the

529
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:58,000
alimony and child support call it a day yeah microphone drop right

530
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:13,200
oh this game is horrid come on i know jeez it's gonna be worse with jaycee so it's true that uh

531
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:21,360
uh mr little calcy is uh retiring right that the not not the one for canza city but the other

532
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:27,600
the other brother i thought it oh oh wait me no it's the other brother the other brother is not

533
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:31,680
not the one for canza city the other brother whatever team he plays for he i want to say it's

534
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:38,880
the evil yeah the eagles yeah he's the one that's um retiring hmm i i'm pretty sure the other calcy

535
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:44,240
brother how long have they been in the fucking they've been playing for i actually i actually don't

536
00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:53,360
know it wasn't even like a true fan of the player i i sometimes i'm not a fan of the team but i am a

537
00:49:53,360 --> 00:50:00,400
fan of certain players on that of course yeah yeah or the other way around right but i i don't even know

538
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:08,480
know how long they've been i have to i will have to google it i need to see where they're from because

539
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:14,080
i know this is so bad to say i'm not judging the calcy brothers but they look like they both like

540
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:19,680
you know how like you would normally cut your toenails with a toenail clipper they look like

541
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:25,680
they would sit on a couch and they would take their big toe and bite the toenail off or bite you know

542
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:31,040
that's what they look like those type of people to me and i'm just like you guys are gross you

543
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:38,720
can't i'm sure they don't do that but right yeah they're making a million they can totally have that

544
00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:46,560
because i touched that no thank you oh with making millions they're gonna have somebody or

545
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:51,920
they're just clipping their toenails really i would hope so and i i don't know i just have it in my

546
00:50:51,920 --> 00:51:00,480
head that they both bite their toenails off instead of using a proper toenail clipper i use a file of

547
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:07,920
a ripped fingernail on the cement okay well that was back in the day you don't do that anymore oh no

548
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:15,920
i pay for it now there you go yeah are you looking at that i don't even know i was like

549
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:24,000
what happened i thought you were looking up how long they've been in there oh no i had to open

550
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:28,880
the door for fenway now she's not walking in here so i don't know what the fuck is going on fenway

551
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:35,760
you know i was watching uh ridiculousness with okay um i don't know if you've seen that show with

552
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:41,680
like rob dirdick and stuff no i have never i guess maybe it's on youtube or like parts of it because

553
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:49,360
i don't have um um mtv or whatever neither do i but sometimes my cable network or dish whatever

554
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:56,720
they will just say hey here's a free 30 days because they want you to subscribe to it or whatnot

555
00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:06,960
right and so there's just a shit ton of um catfish episodes and oh i've never watched that either i

556
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:11,840
people talk about are they used to talk about that show all the time i've never seen that i i haven't

557
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:19,040
either until recently so what is it about it's oh shit it's like i've been living under a rock

558
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:27,120
because they're like 14 years in and like oh shit oh shit whoops sorry um didn't even know

559
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:36,480
but basically it's about um people talking to people online whether it be a dating app or just

560
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:45,600
facebook and your whatever it works you slide into dms and you just just talk and for years but for

561
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:55,120
some reason they don't know who this person is like for some reason they can't video chat they can't

562
00:52:55,840 --> 00:53:01,600
i don't know but are they scamming them for money um sometimes sometimes okay sometimes

563
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:08,640
and sometimes it's just like what the fuck like what is going on is this even true does this really

564
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:17,440
happen it's i don't it's just a train wreck and the watching and the making i don't get it i mean

565
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:24,880
there's tons of red flags like oh well uh her camera broke or her phone broke or this and that

566
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:30,640
and it's like four years later you can't even do a video chat or a zoom call or so is it like a

567
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:40,880
reality show yeah like it is it is do they reveal who the person is yes oh they do yeah if they can

568
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:47,360
get that person to just kind of just come clean just who are you sometimes it's a little love story

569
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:54,880
but for the most part it's not really no it's just like i was uh i was

570
00:53:54,880 --> 00:54:03,280
this time they say they're in a certain state and it's just so crazy because the way that this catfish

571
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:09,120
nev and max or i think it's nev and cammy right now or i don't i don't know because i don't oh so

572
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:14,640
it's a whole season of just two people it's it's two people that are going to investigate for you

573
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:21,040
you you email them and say hey i've been talking to this person and i just want to know like

574
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:30,400
what can you find out are they real no shit yeah and it's it's fucking crazy it's fucking crazy

575
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:42,160
wow i don't even i i would assume some of it must be for entertainment purposes but if it's not

576
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:50,000
damn that's all i gotta say that's all i gotta say is damn damn

577
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:55,760
well i'm gonna have to see if that's i don't know i don't have mtv i don't know if there

578
00:54:55,760 --> 00:55:01,040
i'll i'll see if there's snippets or i guess like partial episodes i guess maybe on youtube i don't

579
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:06,960
know whatever it's just crazy i i need it i used to have my uh children watch to catch a predator

580
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:11,360
i don't know if you ever seen that oh i've watched that yeah yeah i'm like look at that see you

581
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:18,000
don't know who you're talking to but now i wish i could tell the kids hey look at this catfish

582
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:22,720
what yeah i was gonna say i was gonna say clickbait watch catfish watch catfish you don't know

583
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:25,120
trying to say that their camera broke

584
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:38,080
lies lies red flags dropped everywhere i don't know it's just it's just insane i don't know i feel

585
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:44,000
sometimes that i'm just a little bit i'm a little too old and i a little too stubborn

586
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:50,080
or it's like don't don't move me i'm comfy where i'm at the technology and the things that i know

587
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:58,560
i know how to email i know how to zoom right i know i know the basics of it i don't i don't

588
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:04,880
know all this flying into my dms and all this shit like no no no well you don't have social media

589
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:10,240
so you don't have to worry about that thank goodness and i hate when everyone's like i couldn't

590
00:56:10,240 --> 00:56:16,560
find you online no bitch you couldn't but you know where you could find me at home why don't you just

591
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:21,920
give me a call catch me outside yeah just find me outside just find me at work just just you know

592
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:26,480
just give me a fucking holla call my fucking number i don't know you don't gotta find me online

593
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:34,160
i'm not posting what i'm eating i'm not posting on vacation i'm not posting nothing shit i don't

594
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:38,080
know and on that note i think we should wrap this up because we're coming up on an hour so

595
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:44,800
any parting words ma'am uh no i'm just gonna stay warm and i want everybody else yes everybody

596
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:52,080
else is warm but not me but i'm gonna stay warm thank you everybody for listening truly truly truly

597
00:56:52,080 --> 00:57:01,040
love you all have a great week coming up that's right and i'm claiming bill's mafia today because

598
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:08,480
last week or whatever whatever um raiders and the chiefs play that's always our super bowl and

599
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:14,960
clearly we won our super bowl i think it was like three weeks ago boom boom all right guys we'll see

600
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:32,400
you next week peace out peace bye