Happy 2024, clink clink gang. Hey Baruch Medusa here. My book, The Immaculately Obscene
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Good day, Bestie. Good afternoon, what a do. Oh, just trying to get over this cold. My
daughter gave me a birthday present. It was her fucking cold. Oh, fuck. I'm the worst
Bestie ever. I'm like, why would you give this to me for my fucking birthday? But here
we are. I'm sick. I was like, it was on my calendar and it kept saying it's Medusa's
birthday and I'm just like, the worst. I'm the fucking worst. No, it's not. No, it's
not. It's a big deal. You didn't give me a cold. My daughter did. I didn't even give
you a call. Totally doesn't matter. I don't give a fuck. Well, happy fucking belated birthday.
I don't know if I don't think we're happy anymore getting a fucking year older, but
I'm a little bit happy when I get a year older. I'm just like, please cash in my chips. I'm
just right. Just behind a breathe right now. So hopefully I don't sound too bad. We're both
by the way, listeners, we're both sick. So we apologize now. Yes. Sorry. I woke up this
morning and legit. I'm hacking up all kinds of grossness and I work in retail and everyone
keeps saying, well, this is what happens in retail. And we have the vid, the vid, the
vid, the vid, the vid, the covid. Shut the fuck up. I don't know. Like here in here in
my neck of the woods, you can have the vid. There's no more covid. You get paid. What
you got to stay away. Your ass still comes to work. It's considered the covid flu. They
don't care anymore. Whatever. Yeah, we don't care. Just stay home. Yeah. Can you stay home?
You can stay home, but if you you're not going to get paid because you have the vid, you
used to get paid or get a little. Wait, you don't you don't accrue sick time? Oh, if you
have sick time, but these assholes shit. The minute they get four hours accrued, all they
take it. Oh, I see what you're saying. I got it. Yeah. I misunderstood. I'm like, what
the fuck? I know I woke up this morning and I was brushing my teeth and just felt like
it's just all in my head. All this congestion. I sounded I sounded a lot better now, but
yeah, you sound normal, which is good. That's great because this morning I sounded like an
80 year old lady that smoked a pack of say. It was horrid. It was horrid. Horrid. My fucking
nose, man. I've gone through so much Kleenex and I've only been sick for like 24 hours,
but my fucking nose is just hurting from continually blowing it. Gosh, you know what I get? I get
bloody noses when I continuously blow and then it gets all dry. Yeah. And then I'm putting
Vix and it burns. Oh, yeah, I'm not going to do that because that totally would burn.
But my doctor told me like stop blowing your. What do you what do I do then because it's
just congested. It's not like it's leaking out and wiping like a snotty little kid.
It's just it and you come to the point where you need to blow your nose so you can breathe.
Exactly. And I go, what do I do? Nettie pot. I was just going to say I netted potted yesterday
after and I felt a lot better because there was pressure, but I was just like, oh, I'm
sick. I thought it was allergies, but I'm like, nope. Thanks, daughter. Thank you very much.
Happy birthday. Right? Speaking of birthdays, I'm 50 and I'm officially not an old head
because I've had my period for the last two fucking weeks and I'm like, I'm fucking over
this shit. Like I thought I was going to be done, but no, here we are on week going on
week number two. Oh, shit. Yeah, I haven't had it since July. So here we are. The whole
happy Perry menopause. Right? Bitch, you ain't old. No, no, I was just like, just rip my
uterus out. I'm done. But I haven't had mine and I don't know how long. Hmm. Yeah, the
last time I had mine was in July. So I'm like, okay, well, whatever. Yeah, getting old. And
I don't have the hot. Well, maybe I do have some hot flashes. I know I have some like
hormonal things going on where I'm just I'm going to and I'm also just, I don't know,
really. Well, I'm always an angry bitch, but that ain't nothing new. Oh, but you sound
great and happy so far. My nose. Well, you could see me right now. My nose is just like
bright red. I look like Rudolph from continually blowing it. It's just like whatever, bitch.
We're going to FaceTime after this shit. No, we're not. You're like, you're scaring me.
Oh, my goodness. So remember when you told me the last time that we sorry, guys, I flaked
last week, I couldn't get my shit together in time and I'm like, you know, let's just
cancel and regroup for next week. So I apologize. Pomona bullets on my part. I didn't get my
shit together in time last week for us to record. Oh, good. My bad. But remember when
you said your power outage, you were looking to see if they were going to like lesson or
I guess stipend your bill. Right. If I'm saying that correctly. Well, we had a internet outage
for like 23 hours, I want to say, maybe around there. So you know, my daughter couldn't work
from home that day, blah, blah, blah. So charter emails me and says, well, credit your,
well credit your next bill. And I'm like, okay, we'll see. Two fucking dollars like big.
Please keep that like what the fuck are you talking about? I don't want your two fucking
dollars. I thought you would get a good laugh. I was just like, you guys, well, I guess they're
not lying. They did like less than my bill by two dollars. That is all I drop a penny.
I don't even fucking pick up a penny anymore. If I see on the floor, I'm all fuck that dirty
ass penny. If I drop a penny, I'm just like, I don't give a shit. If I drop a quarter, I
don't give a fuck anymore. And I was going to say anytime I get changed when I carry
cash, if I have changed, I just leave it on the kitchen table for my mom. She does whatever.
I don't know what she does with it, but she takes it.
You know, I actually have this Bud Light. It looks like a big huge Bud Light bottle.
It's a coin.
A piggy bank or whatever you want to call it. And I filled it up to the point where, because
I hate change, I hate change. I do keep a little bit of change where it's like, here's
10 cents. Give me a quarterback. I don't want pennies. I don't want nickels. Right. I don't
know. But for the most point part, excuse me, I tried to lift up this Bud Light piggy
bank thingy and it's fucking heavy. It's heavy. I decided to put half of the change into a
bucket. One of those buckets when you go to the movie theater and they give you popcorn.
One of those type little, I filled that up.
I go to the bank. There's this coin machine. Bitch, tell me why I got fucking $260. Nice.
When my daughter was younger, we would throw all our change into like a, it wasn't a five
gallon sparklet bottle, but maybe it was a three gallon one. Okay. And then we would
go on vacation every year and then that would be our spending money. So yeah, it would be
about between two and $300 would add to our spending money. Right. I mean, it does add
up. Yes. It's just so this is exactly going to segue into what I was going to actually
talk about because I was going to say I'm going to quote the great Kanye little yeet.
Yeet. Yeet. Yeet. Yeezy. Yeezy. Yeezy. Where he says, you know, happy money isn't everything,
but not having it is. Okay. True. Factual. Truth. Let's spit the truth. It's not everything
but not having it. It sure motherfucking is because you can't do anything. So it was this
whole thing is like how far would you really go for a dollar? And I'm trying to tell my
kids like, Hey, I don't give a shit if it's if you're a lawyer, a doctor and you know,
you might be making money. You living amongst your means or above them. But do you get that
little job? Do you recycle your cans for that extra 10 bucks? Maybe do you clean houses on
the side? Do you do any of that for extra cash? If you need it? Do you? How far how far
do you go for your dollar? If you need it? Are you asking me or you're asking your kids?
I'm asking you. Well, I'm not recycling. I don't either. I write my books. That's healthy.
Just like, I mean, I'll let my my mom move in with me. I would never do that. If I need
to. But I don't know how much how much social security are you really good? Right? I don't
know. There's those girls that you know, they strip or dance or whatever for their college
and it's just how far. So there's this extermination company here. And they're saying, Hey, anybody
needs extra cash? We have these new tech, this new technology that they're trying to
test out blah, blah, blah. We will pay you $5,000 if we can put 200 roaches in your house.
No, thank you. And you know how roaches just don't die and how hard they are to get rid
of. But I love to make babies continually right. But they'll give you $5,000. Allow
them to put 200 roaches in your house. But they'll come back and they're going to use
all this technology, this new stuff that they're trying to just test out. Oh, what? Did you
sign up for that? Fuck. No, I don't want to have your mother fucking wrote fucking by
best friends anymore. If you fell for that, you know how many fucking these I could $50
and fucking and not have roaches about? That's what I'm talking about. I'm good. Like, fuck
no dick on the way to the parking lot. Yeah, you can fucking me like nah, I'm good. Fucking
no fuck man. No, I ain't fucking 200 roaches. Fucking no. No, there's no way there's and
the fact that this this whole little experiment that this company is trying to do. I'm just
thinking to myself, why wouldn't you just put it in one of these abandoned houses or
one of these foreclosed? Yeah. And when you get there? Yeah. No, they want to make sure
because yeah, a roach is going to get smell your food. It's there. I don't know how fast
they multiply, but I know they do. Yes. And they're they're indestructible. I don't care
what chemicals are using. You know what? Why don't you use it on one of your employees
houses? Yeah. Pay them as a bonus. Why don't you your CEO of this fucking so called company?
Why don't you do it? What the fuck is going on? And then and then they're so they're promoting
this thing like hey, okay, you want you want five thousand dollars or but they're going
to come back and they're going to they're going to show you that they have the best technology,
the best pesticides, whatever the hell. Hard pass. Yeah. I don't care about your Yelp reviews.
Yeah, not doing it. I'm not that hot. No, not doing it. And then they said, Hey, what
if we put 50 fucking mice, baby, like just 50 mice in your Wow. Okay, they're far fucking
reaching. And it's five thousand dollars. You can sign up the first 10 people that sign
up get this offer for five thousand dollars get that. Well, when those mice mice multiply
to freaking disgusting gross. Yeah. No. And they say when are like how long they were
going to invest your house for before they come to I don't really know the exact details,
but from what I heard from just people talking and everything because I didn't go on the
site their website. I didn't try to really divulge into their specifics, but it was 30
days, 30 days. They're going to know they're going to put 200 roaches in your house and
then 30 days they're going to come and they're going to kill them. And I'm supposed to live
with them for 30 days. But you know, they're going to hide. They're going to know I'm pretty
sure they're going to be out and about looking for food and oh, yeah. Yeah. And then 50 mice.
I don't know. You're going to have not for five thousand. How about how about just buy
my buy me a new house and take my house and use it for whatever purpose you need is the
CEO like doing meth on the regular because that's something a method would fucking like
proposition or if you need, but this was back if you need Christmas extra Christmas cash
off. Yeah, exactly. Fuck off. No, not doing it. I don't that's something I just cannot.
I don't know. I have been in houses where it's infested. I've been in apartment complexes
or complexes in Southern Kelly where it's the person that I'm visiting. They're fairly
clean, but that whole complex. Yeah, has a I guess an infestation or infestation. Yeah,
that's the right word of yeah, I've seen that too. I've heard about it. It's absolutely
disgusting. I went to one friend's house and she had potato chips in her fridge. I was
like, why are you tell chips in the fridge, bitch? Like, is there something that like
I mean, how is there something you know that I don't know? Does it make does it keep them
extra crispy or I don't know. She's like, no, I'm just trying to keep the roaches out
of the bag. Oh, and I would I would leave my purse in my car. I started and go over
there. Hello. Well, that was like the first time and I was just like, oh, and I felt really
bad. But she's like, Hey, just can you take me to the store? I was like, I don't know.
You might have a roach in that bag. It might get out in my car. I don't know. I don't think
we could be friends anymore. I'm sorry. Right. It's called Instacart place and order. No,
thank you. I don't I hate to judge but I can still pick and choose. Right. And you know,
yeah, yeah, I don't know. Just gross. So I know you had to work New Year's Day since
you're in retail. Was it busy? Because I know you said it. Yeah, you're like, who's going
to buy a fucking barbecue on New Year's Day? And I'm like, you know what? You're right.
Who is going to buy a barbecue on New Year's Day? It was crickets. Nobody was there but
yet. Yeah, I was there. I did all my thing, which is there's a lot for my position and
what I do to catch up on. I could do a lot. So but for the most part, it was just it was
crickets. It was okay. Nobody needed to be there. It was a waste of money. But listen,
Mr. CEO, right? Okay, well, hopefully the day went by fast for you. Well, I did take
a nap. Okay, good. Yeah, I did take a nap. But it was one of those naps, you know, when
you're kind of dozing off and you're at your computer or whatnot. And then you just kind
of put your head down on your arm on your death. And then you doze off and then you
hurry up and wake up. But you're probably asleep for, I don't know, maybe 10 minutes
max. But that's the hardest 10 minutes of sleep you'll get. Where am I? Is it Tuesday?
I woke up. I woke up. I'm like, oh, shit, I'm late for work. I look at my and I told
you I have that alarm clock that projects the time to the ceiling. Oh yeah. I was like,
oh, I'm not late. It's only 437 in the morning. But I need to get up. I need to start moving.
I grabbed my phone and I'm looking at it. Man, Sunday. Did you work yesterday? Yeah.
Okay. That's what threw you off probably. I just I don't even know anymore. I just feel
like I don't know what's going on anymore. But it's fun. It's fun. It's fun to be this
oblivious and delirious. You're like, fuck it today, Sunday. Back to bed I go. Everybody
that tells me, oh, happy Friday, TGIF, fuck off. I work tomorrow. I work tomorrow. I love
how you say fuck off. It's just so just perfect. Yeah, it's just perfectly fits the bill. I
don't know. So I did want to say one thing because I know we're not feeling well and
we're going to try to talk as much as we can because we do have a lot to talk about. But
my head is pounding. Yeah, same. And I was going to just bring up. I think we've talked
about this or discussed the whole children when you're going to a restaurant and they're
just the parents and the upbringing and all that and this and that. So there's this school
district in southern or southwestern Missouri. Okay. Okay. They decided to bring back spanking
as a form of discipline for their students. Oh, in school? In school. Yeah, in school.
Huh. Okay. Well, good. Right. And were you ever spanked in school? Wait, so no. So the
teacher spanks the kid? Well, I'm assuming because I was spanked in school, but I went
to a private school for a hot minute. And I remember you would get sent to the principal's
office and he had this wooden paddle. Oh, yeah, that happened. I never got that happened
when I was in private school, but I never got, I guess, swatted, I guess. I don't know
who on the fucking call. Yeah, exactly. And it was, I mean, you're just not like, pull
down your pants and we're going to swap. It was over your clothing and or the nuns would
get a ruler and you'd put your hands out and they would really hard and whatever. Okay.
So, I mean, there was a little bit of a form of getting spanked. I guess you could say
it was right when I was younger, but it went away, obviously, because that's some type
of, you know, archaic, barbaric act of torture. I don't know. But when I would go home, there
was a lot of times I would go to the principal's office and if my pops would show up, they
would say, you're going to handle this. I'm going to handle it. And that was it. I didn't
get suspended, but I would go home and I would get, I would get a whooping. But so this school
in southwestern Missouri decides to bring back spanking as form of discipline for students,
but the whole caveat of it, if the parents agree. Okay. So first of all, is it a private
school or a public school? It's a public school. I mean, girl, southwest Missouri. Come on.
No. Oh, that's the Bible belt, right? Yeah. I would assume so. I'm not trying to put anybody
down, but I would assume that they're going to bring it back and they're going to do their
whole caveat is if the parents agree, you signed damn waiver. Like, yeah, go ahead, give my
kid a couple licking if they're acting up. You have to agree. They're not just going
to spank your kid. Right. And then they said this, the whole thing is despite warning from
many public health experts that the practice is detrimental to students and whomp, whomp,
whomp, whomp, whomp, whomp, whomp. They're saying it's corporal punishment. Wait, how
old are the kids? Are they like an elementary or are they like fucking it's junior high
in high school? No, it's actually elementary to junior high. So they're not even going
to mess with the high school kids. I mean, you're a lost cause by that point. Well, they're
you're even a lost cause now even with like a kindergartner kindergartners, kindergartners
be bringing fucking guns to school. I mean, like, you know what, fucking incorporate that
shit. Have the parents sign off and watch these kids go fucking ballistic. So I'm all
I'm all for it. I would I would sign the motherfucking waiver. Like if my kid acts the fool, fuck
them up. But you but your kid would know not to right. So here's my thing is the kids that
don't know to do that and they get fucking whooped. They're going to fucking kick those
teachers asses. And I would love I mean, I guess I'm like the fucking idiot that's going
to say let me see let me see what happens like fucking put this back in school. I do
want the discipline to happen, but just not in school. That should be on the parents,
but I guess the parents are too lazy. I don't know. Yeah, but there's that law. I think
I remember if I remember correctly, when I was in SoCal, um, shit, I would say maybe
15 years ago, there was a law that if your child acts the fool, the parent gets like
the jail time or if they're under oh yeah, that you remember that. Yeah. Is that still
something that you don't think so that probably not. But I remember that shit and I was like,
okay, guess what? Guess what? Guess what you guys aren't going to do today because I'm
not going to fucking jail if you're playing, you know, hooky or whatever or stealing chips
or whatever the hell from the liquor store or whatnot. Yeah, I think I think that's when
we were growing up probably right. No, I remember when when I had like G unit and shit, I was
like, oh hell no, I'm not going to pay for my underage kids. Right. I forgot about that.
Oh, the good old days. Oh yeah. I was just like, this is this is insane. I would totally
sign the waiver but they were saying that I mean, there's more to it but of course everyone's
like, oh, this is barbaric acts of torture. Why and you know, fucking maybe because time
out don't fucking work like, right, you need some kind of yeah, no, I totally agree with
the time out bullshit. You get suspended from school. You know what I used to just say,
it was like a vacation like I don't know. Exactly. How's that hurting me? Thank you. I need to
get in trouble more because I don't want to come to school. Even though I was a very,
very blessed little angel and I was just, you know, on a roll. Everybody you had a halo
on top of your head at all times. I did. I did. I was sprinkle fairy dust on everybody.
It was that was great. But I was just thinking I was like, do you remember that dude? What
was his name? Michael Fay. It was like 1994. He went to sing for and no. Oh, good God. I
remember it because maybe because my pops was like, look at this and it was a big thing
in like 1994. So who's Michael Fay? So Michael Fay was this kid that goes to Singapore. I
guess he's on vacation because you know, his parents got it like that. They're going to
Singapore for vacation and he decides to graffiti and do all this shit in Singapore, excuse
me. And oh, shit, he gets caught. And Singapore has this whole thing of you get, you know,
six strokes or jail time and this and that. And for some reason, his parents, they're
just, you know, silver spoon in their mouth and they come back and they go, our child.
But you're in Singapore, you're in another another land, another country, another whatever,
another set of rules. Yeah, like how dumb are you to do that in a fucking other country?
Let's start there. Yeah, I mean, you get fined 50 fucking dollars or not, like flushing a
toilet or some shit like that. And and hence why Singapore has the lowest crime rate in
the world because nobody wants to get hit by a fucking switch or or right or whatever
it is. I don't know. But yeah, that that dude Michael Fay, he screws up and and then they
make this big thing where he's in jail and they're like, well, you know, it's going to
be six, I think it was something like six weeks in jail or you get six strokes from
the cow. How old was he? He was like 16 or something like that. What a fucking idiot.
Michael Fay, if you're listening, you're an idiot. Yeah, you've learned up since then.
I sure hope so. And I sure hope you don't ever defile public property again. Right.
Just what the hell? But it was a big, big thing. And then Clinton got involved. Oh,
Jesus Christ. Fuck that guy. And he was like, can you take the six strokes to four? And
I think it was like he took or how many beat lashings did he get? He didn't. He didn't even
get what a pussy. They did drop the lashings to or it's not even lashes. It's not even
like a whip or it's just you get hit. You get caged or whatever. Four strokes for being
a fucking tarred and or you can do what it was like six weeks in jail, four to six weeks
in jail. Would not have survived. What a pussy. I'm just like and then he's like, oh yeah.
So they gave him jail time. I think like, I don't know. The Chief Justice dude was like
young power or something and he was just like fine four months jail term. Like they're making
it. I would rather take the beating. Hello. Like you get a total fucking idiot. I'm going
to look this guy up when we get off this call. You need to. I can't believe you don't remember
it. I remember Ilya Gonzalez. Oh God, fucking federal government had to fucking make a goddamn
media circus out of that bullshit. Oh my goodness. I just think I don't if there is an an area
in the country where they feel that maybe it's not corporal punishment to me. I mean,
I got spanked. I know you got spanked. Yeah, I did. I deserved plenty more spankings than
I actually got. Right. Same. This is this is so funny. I have to read it. So this whole
Missouri and it's it's not like, Hey, guess what? We're going to we're going to whoop
your kid. It's just basically, Hey, we're going to bring this form of punishment back
as a last resort as a last resort. Key word or phrase. It's not the first last resort
or the last resort and the parents need to agree. Right. So I mean, if you say hell,
no, you don't touch my kid, then your kid doesn't they won't. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
So why is everybody in an uproar? Okay, anyways, go ahead and read it. This gal. Her name is
Christina, but guess what? I don't know. I just like to I just like to say that when
you spell your name a certain way, it just kind of like, okay, so her name is Christina
Harky and she spells it with a K and a H and then Christina Christina Harky. She she
tells the Associated Press that she is on the fence about the Missouri that it's Cast
Fills County policy. Okay, okay. She and her husband did not opt in because her six year
old son, Anakin, okay, that's the son's name, Anakin, oh, Christ is autistic and would probably
hit back if he were to be spanked. But she said corporal punishment worked for her when
she was a troublemaker during her school years in California. And then she continues to say
there are different types of kids. Some need a good butt whipping. I was one of them. Oh,
yeah, well, why but why would you fucking opt in if your kid is autistic? Wait, she opted
in. I thought she said she wasn't opting in, but she has a statement to say she's one that
needs to just shut the fuck up because you're not opting in. And I see what you're saying.
Okay, because I didn't understand. I was just like, why? Yeah, why is she talking if she's
not opting in? Yeah. Because she just wants her five minutes of internet. There you go.
Little I guess Christina Harky. I wouldn't if my child had autism and that's a real thing.
I wouldn't opt in either. Same. What the why? Why would like no, knees, knees, special knees,
special care, the hell, special spanking. Yeah. I heard somebody's feeling. Oh my good
special time out. There you go. I don't know. But just but my last saying for this whole
little spew is just keep your kids at home. If don't go to a restaurant, if your kids
can't act right, just stop or properly discipline them or raise them correctly so they don't
act like assholes or fucking idiots. They make you look bad. So crazy. I was Jay. Your
sighing is so fucking spot on. Gosh, everybody needs an ass whooping something. Point in
your life. You act the fool. You get treated like a fool. That's right. I think Mr. T
said that. Whatever happened to Mr. T. I don't know. I look him up. I saw him on a commercial
about maybe a year ago. Okay, so I was just like, is he still alive? I guess he's still
alive. Okay, good for him. Still wears those chains. I wasn't your Lincoln. I don't know.
Does he still have his mohawk? In the commercial? Yeah, that's shit. Be a barrakas. Oh my gosh.
And just speaking of all this, LL Cool J, I just saw his butt on a commercial. I think
it was that progressive like when you're turning into your parents type commercial. I haven't
seen those commercials. No. I'm gonna have to look that up. I follow him on Instagram.
Well, he was in a progressive commercial and this guy is just these progressive commercials.
I'm like, I just need to meet and shake the hand of the foes right in this shit because
it is it's money. Okay, I want to switch to progressive just because these commercials
are amazing. I know Liberty doesn't have Liberty Liberty like he's that's what you call it.
Yeah, I'm fucking. I don't give a shit. I don't care. I want to switch to progressive
because of these commercials. They're they're spot on. I'm gonna have to look them up on
YouTube. Yes. Yes, ma'am. God, New Orleans is killing Atlanta. It's 3417. Derek Carr is
doing really good. I'm well, this is my first time watching him play for the Saints. Oh,
they might be they might if they win today, they'll be the first place for FC South. So
I'm like, of course they will. Of course. I just are you watching the game? I'm watching
I have Vikings and Lions and okay. Are Vikings still losing? They are but you know what they're
putting up a good fight. I'm like, Oh, you little bitches, you want to offset shit. Okay,
throw the program. Go ahead. Go ahead. I was on my Twitter feed this morning. I did not
know Antonio our interim coach for Raiders Antonio appears he graduated or played at
Mount Sac. I did not know that I'm like, dude, yeah, I'm like, yeah, Mark Davis just fucking
make him permanent. Yeah, for our swag bag, bitch. But I'm like, no, that he's from Mount
Sac. Yeah, I'm totally I mean, I was pro or I guess team Antonio appears but now I really
am. Yeah, Mount Sac. Yeah, we go Rivera bitch. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I almost went to Mount Sac.
Yeah, that place is still around the JC. It's just so far out of the way. It's weird. I
don't know the what's the one by you was Chafee. I want to say it was Chafee and I was going
to go to Cal Poly as well. Okay, so it's Chafee and Cal Poly and the one by me is citrus.
Yeah, yep. Citrus. Yeah. But Mount Sac was like, Oh, I mean, for people like us. Right.
I mean, I never looked at UCLA or USC and all that but right. But yeah, I'm just glad
I never went to college. I'm not in debt. I paid my fucking shit off. I don't know my
brother still paying but he has two degrees. But and he's doing fairly well. Right? Yeah.
But he's still fucking paying that shit. I'm like, Oh, I'm glad I'm done with mine. But
he's super smart. So yeah, yeah, he's a rocket scientist compared to me. Yeah, he's fucking
smart as fuck. I don't know how smart fuck is that was probably wrong. But he's yeah,
he's good. He has his men's his mentality his everything. Yeah. The total opposite of
me. Yeah, absolutely. Mr. Smarty pants over there. And the Dexter lab. Right. All right.
So do you have any rants for today or anything else so we can wrap this up? I got to like
blow my nose. I know I'm really trying. Yeah, clear my throat. No, I'm good. I'm good. I
just my rent is the flu congestion. Hate it. Say hate it. Hate it. I'm just groggy. I've
been taking Benadryl just so I could sleep because of the congestion. So I'm just like
whatever I'm groggy. Yeah, I'm done. I'm just done. And I know I have to work tomorrow
and my one day off. This is it. I get to be sick. Well, I hope you feel better. Pomona
bullets. Thank you, my do so and I'm so glad that you have been blessing this planet Earth
with your presence for 15 years. Jesus fucking Christ. Thank you, but I'm glad you're blessing
my presence with your years of your years of service. Clearly, we're both doped up on
cold. Yeah, we're done guys. I'm sure you probably fast forward us a couple times.
I'm like, are these bitches done yet? Yeah, just to stop. All right, well, everybody
have a good week. And if you just stay healthy, don't get sick. That's right. All right, we
out. We out. Bye.