1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,880 Happy 2024, clink clink gang. Hey Baruch Medusa here. My book, The Immaculately Obscene 2 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:15,600 Next Scene is now available on Amazon Kindle and it's free if you're a part of Kindle Unlimited. 3 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:22,600 So check it out. Link in the show description. And then my next book, it's going to be a 4 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:29,720 series, Volume 1. Petticure Pose Maven drops this Wednesday, January 10th. So be on the 5 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:33,880 lookout for that as well. And now, let's start the podcast. 6 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:16,480 Good day, Bestie. Good afternoon, what a do. Oh, just trying to get over this cold. My 7 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:23,440 daughter gave me a birthday present. It was her fucking cold. Oh, fuck. I'm the worst 8 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:28,640 Bestie ever. I'm like, why would you give this to me for my fucking birthday? But here 9 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:36,480 we are. I'm sick. I was like, it was on my calendar and it kept saying it's Medusa's 10 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:44,840 birthday and I'm just like, the worst. I'm the fucking worst. No, it's not. No, it's 11 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:51,120 not. It's a big deal. You didn't give me a cold. My daughter did. I didn't even give 12 00:01:51,120 --> 00:02:02,600 you a call. Totally doesn't matter. I don't give a fuck. Well, happy fucking belated birthday. 13 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:07,480 I don't know if I don't think we're happy anymore getting a fucking year older, but 14 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:15,480 I'm a little bit happy when I get a year older. I'm just like, please cash in my chips. I'm 15 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:20,680 just right. Just behind a breathe right now. So hopefully I don't sound too bad. We're both 16 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:28,480 by the way, listeners, we're both sick. So we apologize now. Yes. Sorry. I woke up this 17 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:39,120 morning and legit. I'm hacking up all kinds of grossness and I work in retail and everyone 18 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:45,960 keeps saying, well, this is what happens in retail. And we have the vid, the vid, the 19 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:55,680 vid, the vid, the vid, the covid. Shut the fuck up. I don't know. Like here in here in 20 00:02:55,680 --> 00:03:02,800 my neck of the woods, you can have the vid. There's no more covid. You get paid. What 21 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:08,880 you got to stay away. Your ass still comes to work. It's considered the covid flu. They 22 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:14,800 don't care anymore. Whatever. Yeah, we don't care. Just stay home. Yeah. Can you stay home? 23 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:20,800 You can stay home, but if you you're not going to get paid because you have the vid, you 24 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:25,760 used to get paid or get a little. Wait, you don't you don't accrue sick time? Oh, if you 25 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:32,120 have sick time, but these assholes shit. The minute they get four hours accrued, all they 26 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:37,400 take it. Oh, I see what you're saying. I got it. Yeah. I misunderstood. I'm like, what 27 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:43,920 the fuck? I know I woke up this morning and I was brushing my teeth and just felt like 28 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:50,080 it's just all in my head. All this congestion. I sounded I sounded a lot better now, but 29 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:56,720 yeah, you sound normal, which is good. That's great because this morning I sounded like an 30 00:03:56,720 --> 00:04:07,120 80 year old lady that smoked a pack of say. It was horrid. It was horrid. Horrid. My fucking 31 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:11,560 nose, man. I've gone through so much Kleenex and I've only been sick for like 24 hours, 32 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:18,880 but my fucking nose is just hurting from continually blowing it. Gosh, you know what I get? I get 33 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:25,480 bloody noses when I continuously blow and then it gets all dry. Yeah. And then I'm putting 34 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:32,800 Vix and it burns. Oh, yeah, I'm not going to do that because that totally would burn. 35 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:39,800 But my doctor told me like stop blowing your. What do you what do I do then because it's 36 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:46,480 just congested. It's not like it's leaking out and wiping like a snotty little kid. 37 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:53,960 It's just it and you come to the point where you need to blow your nose so you can breathe. 38 00:04:53,960 --> 00:05:01,320 Exactly. And I go, what do I do? Nettie pot. I was just going to say I netted potted yesterday 39 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:06,320 after and I felt a lot better because there was pressure, but I was just like, oh, I'm 40 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:13,080 sick. I thought it was allergies, but I'm like, nope. Thanks, daughter. Thank you very much. 41 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:20,480 Happy birthday. Right? Speaking of birthdays, I'm 50 and I'm officially not an old head 42 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:24,320 because I've had my period for the last two fucking weeks and I'm like, I'm fucking over 43 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:28,200 this shit. Like I thought I was going to be done, but no, here we are on week going on 44 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:35,480 week number two. Oh, shit. Yeah, I haven't had it since July. So here we are. The whole 45 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:45,040 happy Perry menopause. Right? Bitch, you ain't old. No, no, I was just like, just rip my 46 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:51,720 uterus out. I'm done. But I haven't had mine and I don't know how long. Hmm. Yeah, the 47 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:58,840 last time I had mine was in July. So I'm like, okay, well, whatever. Yeah, getting old. And 48 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:03,120 I don't have the hot. Well, maybe I do have some hot flashes. I know I have some like 49 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:11,320 hormonal things going on where I'm just I'm going to and I'm also just, I don't know, 50 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:21,640 really. Well, I'm always an angry bitch, but that ain't nothing new. Oh, but you sound 51 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:27,200 great and happy so far. My nose. Well, you could see me right now. My nose is just like 52 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:33,080 bright red. I look like Rudolph from continually blowing it. It's just like whatever, bitch. 53 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:41,080 We're going to FaceTime after this shit. No, we're not. You're like, you're scaring me. 54 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:52,480 Oh, my goodness. So remember when you told me the last time that we sorry, guys, I flaked 55 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:56,160 last week, I couldn't get my shit together in time and I'm like, you know, let's just 56 00:06:56,160 --> 00:07:01,920 cancel and regroup for next week. So I apologize. Pomona bullets on my part. I didn't get my 57 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:09,440 shit together in time last week for us to record. Oh, good. My bad. But remember when 58 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:14,720 you said your power outage, you were looking to see if they were going to like lesson or 59 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:20,720 I guess stipend your bill. Right. If I'm saying that correctly. Well, we had a internet outage 60 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:25,640 for like 23 hours, I want to say, maybe around there. So you know, my daughter couldn't work 61 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:32,720 from home that day, blah, blah, blah. So charter emails me and says, well, credit your, 62 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:39,760 well credit your next bill. And I'm like, okay, we'll see. Two fucking dollars like big. 63 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:45,240 Please keep that like what the fuck are you talking about? I don't want your two fucking 64 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:52,760 dollars. I thought you would get a good laugh. I was just like, you guys, well, I guess they're 65 00:07:52,760 --> 00:08:01,320 not lying. They did like less than my bill by two dollars. That is all I drop a penny. 66 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:06,200 I don't even fucking pick up a penny anymore. If I see on the floor, I'm all fuck that dirty 67 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:10,960 ass penny. If I drop a penny, I'm just like, I don't give a shit. If I drop a quarter, I 68 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:16,360 don't give a fuck anymore. And I was going to say anytime I get changed when I carry 69 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:20,720 cash, if I have changed, I just leave it on the kitchen table for my mom. She does whatever. 70 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:23,320 I don't know what she does with it, but she takes it. 71 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:31,120 You know, I actually have this Bud Light. It looks like a big huge Bud Light bottle. 72 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,120 It's a coin. 73 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:39,720 A piggy bank or whatever you want to call it. And I filled it up to the point where, because 74 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:45,320 I hate change, I hate change. I do keep a little bit of change where it's like, here's 75 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:50,960 10 cents. Give me a quarterback. I don't want pennies. I don't want nickels. Right. I don't 76 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:58,720 know. But for the most point part, excuse me, I tried to lift up this Bud Light piggy 77 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:07,000 bank thingy and it's fucking heavy. It's heavy. I decided to put half of the change into a 78 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:11,960 bucket. One of those buckets when you go to the movie theater and they give you popcorn. 79 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:14,800 One of those type little, I filled that up. 80 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:24,520 I go to the bank. There's this coin machine. Bitch, tell me why I got fucking $260. Nice. 81 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:28,680 When my daughter was younger, we would throw all our change into like a, it wasn't a five 82 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:33,800 gallon sparklet bottle, but maybe it was a three gallon one. Okay. And then we would 83 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:37,920 go on vacation every year and then that would be our spending money. So yeah, it would be 84 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:43,400 about between two and $300 would add to our spending money. Right. I mean, it does add 85 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:51,600 up. Yes. It's just so this is exactly going to segue into what I was going to actually 86 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:59,680 talk about because I was going to say I'm going to quote the great Kanye little yeet. 87 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:07,640 Yeet. Yeet. Yeet. Yeezy. Yeezy. Yeezy. Where he says, you know, happy money isn't everything, 88 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:16,440 but not having it is. Okay. True. Factual. Truth. Let's spit the truth. It's not everything 89 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:24,920 but not having it. It sure motherfucking is because you can't do anything. So it was this 90 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:30,560 whole thing is like how far would you really go for a dollar? And I'm trying to tell my 91 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:37,720 kids like, Hey, I don't give a shit if it's if you're a lawyer, a doctor and you know, 92 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:44,040 you might be making money. You living amongst your means or above them. But do you get that 93 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:56,320 little job? Do you recycle your cans for that extra 10 bucks? Maybe do you clean houses on 94 00:10:56,320 --> 00:11:02,480 the side? Do you do any of that for extra cash? If you need it? Do you? How far how far 95 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:08,520 do you go for your dollar? If you need it? Are you asking me or you're asking your kids? 96 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:24,120 I'm asking you. Well, I'm not recycling. I don't either. I write my books. That's healthy. 97 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:32,400 Just like, I mean, I'll let my my mom move in with me. I would never do that. If I need 98 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:39,920 to. But I don't know how much how much social security are you really good? Right? I don't 99 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:44,800 know. There's those girls that you know, they strip or dance or whatever for their college 100 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:57,760 and it's just how far. So there's this extermination company here. And they're saying, Hey, anybody 101 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:05,000 needs extra cash? We have these new tech, this new technology that they're trying to 102 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:16,320 test out blah, blah, blah. We will pay you $5,000 if we can put 200 roaches in your house. 103 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:21,960 No, thank you. And you know how roaches just don't die and how hard they are to get rid 104 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:30,160 of. But I love to make babies continually right. But they'll give you $5,000. Allow 105 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:35,840 them to put 200 roaches in your house. But they'll come back and they're going to use 106 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:41,920 all this technology, this new stuff that they're trying to just test out. Oh, what? Did you 107 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:47,280 sign up for that? Fuck. No, I don't want to have your mother fucking wrote fucking by 108 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:54,480 best friends anymore. If you fell for that, you know how many fucking these I could $50 109 00:12:54,480 --> 00:13:01,200 and fucking and not have roaches about? That's what I'm talking about. I'm good. Like, fuck 110 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:08,160 no dick on the way to the parking lot. Yeah, you can fucking me like nah, I'm good. Fucking 111 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:14,840 no fuck man. No, I ain't fucking 200 roaches. Fucking no. No, there's no way there's and 112 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:20,560 the fact that this this whole little experiment that this company is trying to do. I'm just 113 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:24,360 thinking to myself, why wouldn't you just put it in one of these abandoned houses or 114 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:29,640 one of these foreclosed? Yeah. And when you get there? Yeah. No, they want to make sure 115 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:36,880 because yeah, a roach is going to get smell your food. It's there. I don't know how fast 116 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:42,160 they multiply, but I know they do. Yes. And they're they're indestructible. I don't care 117 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:45,320 what chemicals are using. You know what? Why don't you use it on one of your employees 118 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:52,440 houses? Yeah. Pay them as a bonus. Why don't you your CEO of this fucking so called company? 119 00:13:52,440 --> 00:14:00,200 Why don't you do it? What the fuck is going on? And then and then they're so they're promoting 120 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:04,840 this thing like hey, okay, you want you want five thousand dollars or but they're going 121 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:10,800 to come back and they're going to they're going to show you that they have the best technology, 122 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:17,360 the best pesticides, whatever the hell. Hard pass. Yeah. I don't care about your Yelp reviews. 123 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:23,440 Yeah, not doing it. I'm not that hot. No, not doing it. And then they said, Hey, what 124 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:32,000 if we put 50 fucking mice, baby, like just 50 mice in your Wow. Okay, they're far fucking 125 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:38,840 reaching. And it's five thousand dollars. You can sign up the first 10 people that sign 126 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:45,840 up get this offer for five thousand dollars get that. Well, when those mice mice multiply 127 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:55,360 to freaking disgusting gross. Yeah. No. And they say when are like how long they were 128 00:14:55,360 --> 00:15:03,440 going to invest your house for before they come to I don't really know the exact details, 129 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:08,760 but from what I heard from just people talking and everything because I didn't go on the 130 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:16,520 site their website. I didn't try to really divulge into their specifics, but it was 30 131 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:21,120 days, 30 days. They're going to know they're going to put 200 roaches in your house and 132 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,400 then 30 days they're going to come and they're going to kill them. And I'm supposed to live 133 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:29,720 with them for 30 days. But you know, they're going to hide. They're going to know I'm pretty 134 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:35,960 sure they're going to be out and about looking for food and oh, yeah. Yeah. And then 50 mice. 135 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:44,120 I don't know. You're going to have not for five thousand. How about how about just buy 136 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:49,920 my buy me a new house and take my house and use it for whatever purpose you need is the 137 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:54,880 CEO like doing meth on the regular because that's something a method would fucking like 138 00:15:54,880 --> 00:16:01,560 proposition or if you need, but this was back if you need Christmas extra Christmas cash 139 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:12,000 off. Yeah, exactly. Fuck off. No, not doing it. I don't that's something I just cannot. 140 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:18,760 I don't know. I have been in houses where it's infested. I've been in apartment complexes 141 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:26,040 or complexes in Southern Kelly where it's the person that I'm visiting. They're fairly 142 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:32,720 clean, but that whole complex. Yeah, has a I guess an infestation or infestation. Yeah, 143 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:36,720 that's the right word of yeah, I've seen that too. I've heard about it. It's absolutely 144 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:45,120 disgusting. I went to one friend's house and she had potato chips in her fridge. I was 145 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:49,840 like, why are you tell chips in the fridge, bitch? Like, is there something that like 146 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:53,920 I mean, how is there something you know that I don't know? Does it make does it keep them 147 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:58,320 extra crispy or I don't know. She's like, no, I'm just trying to keep the roaches out 148 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:08,560 of the bag. Oh, and I would I would leave my purse in my car. I started and go over 149 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:13,200 there. Hello. Well, that was like the first time and I was just like, oh, and I felt really 150 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:18,840 bad. But she's like, Hey, just can you take me to the store? I was like, I don't know. 151 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:25,320 You might have a roach in that bag. It might get out in my car. I don't know. I don't think 152 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:32,040 we could be friends anymore. I'm sorry. Right. It's called Instacart place and order. No, 153 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:41,960 thank you. I don't I hate to judge but I can still pick and choose. Right. And you know, 154 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:49,240 yeah, yeah, I don't know. Just gross. So I know you had to work New Year's Day since 155 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:53,360 you're in retail. Was it busy? Because I know you said it. Yeah, you're like, who's going 156 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:56,360 to buy a fucking barbecue on New Year's Day? And I'm like, you know what? You're right. 157 00:17:56,360 --> 00:18:03,400 Who is going to buy a barbecue on New Year's Day? It was crickets. Nobody was there but 158 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:13,320 yet. Yeah, I was there. I did all my thing, which is there's a lot for my position and 159 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:20,520 what I do to catch up on. I could do a lot. So but for the most part, it was just it was 160 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:28,200 crickets. It was okay. Nobody needed to be there. It was a waste of money. But listen, 161 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:35,800 Mr. CEO, right? Okay, well, hopefully the day went by fast for you. Well, I did take 162 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:42,200 a nap. Okay, good. Yeah, I did take a nap. But it was one of those naps, you know, when 163 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:48,320 you're kind of dozing off and you're at your computer or whatnot. And then you just kind 164 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:54,520 of put your head down on your arm on your death. And then you doze off and then you 165 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:59,600 hurry up and wake up. But you're probably asleep for, I don't know, maybe 10 minutes 166 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:07,640 max. But that's the hardest 10 minutes of sleep you'll get. Where am I? Is it Tuesday? 167 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:16,840 I woke up. I woke up. I'm like, oh, shit, I'm late for work. I look at my and I told 168 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:22,360 you I have that alarm clock that projects the time to the ceiling. Oh yeah. I was like, 169 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:29,600 oh, I'm not late. It's only 437 in the morning. But I need to get up. I need to start moving. 170 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:38,840 I grabbed my phone and I'm looking at it. Man, Sunday. Did you work yesterday? Yeah. 171 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:46,520 Okay. That's what threw you off probably. I just I don't even know anymore. I just feel 172 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:53,160 like I don't know what's going on anymore. But it's fun. It's fun. It's fun to be this 173 00:19:53,160 --> 00:20:04,720 oblivious and delirious. You're like, fuck it today, Sunday. Back to bed I go. Everybody 174 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:13,560 that tells me, oh, happy Friday, TGIF, fuck off. I work tomorrow. I work tomorrow. I love 175 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:20,520 how you say fuck off. It's just so just perfect. Yeah, it's just perfectly fits the bill. I 176 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:30,240 don't know. So I did want to say one thing because I know we're not feeling well and 177 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:34,680 we're going to try to talk as much as we can because we do have a lot to talk about. But 178 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:44,440 my head is pounding. Yeah, same. And I was going to just bring up. I think we've talked 179 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:49,640 about this or discussed the whole children when you're going to a restaurant and they're 180 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:55,600 just the parents and the upbringing and all that and this and that. So there's this school 181 00:20:55,600 --> 00:21:03,320 district in southern or southwestern Missouri. Okay. Okay. They decided to bring back spanking 182 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:10,320 as a form of discipline for their students. Oh, in school? In school. Yeah, in school. 183 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:17,800 Huh. Okay. Well, good. Right. And were you ever spanked in school? Wait, so no. So the 184 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:25,160 teacher spanks the kid? Well, I'm assuming because I was spanked in school, but I went 185 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:31,720 to a private school for a hot minute. And I remember you would get sent to the principal's 186 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:39,080 office and he had this wooden paddle. Oh, yeah, that happened. I never got that happened 187 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:43,080 when I was in private school, but I never got, I guess, swatted, I guess. I don't know 188 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:47,640 who on the fucking call. Yeah, exactly. And it was, I mean, you're just not like, pull 189 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:54,160 down your pants and we're going to swap. It was over your clothing and or the nuns would 190 00:21:54,160 --> 00:22:01,560 get a ruler and you'd put your hands out and they would really hard and whatever. Okay. 191 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:07,840 So, I mean, there was a little bit of a form of getting spanked. I guess you could say 192 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:14,400 it was right when I was younger, but it went away, obviously, because that's some type 193 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:23,800 of, you know, archaic, barbaric act of torture. I don't know. But when I would go home, there 194 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:32,320 was a lot of times I would go to the principal's office and if my pops would show up, they 195 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:37,320 would say, you're going to handle this. I'm going to handle it. And that was it. I didn't 196 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:45,040 get suspended, but I would go home and I would get, I would get a whooping. But so this school 197 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:50,760 in southwestern Missouri decides to bring back spanking as form of discipline for students, 198 00:22:50,760 --> 00:23:00,280 but the whole caveat of it, if the parents agree. Okay. So first of all, is it a private 199 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:05,360 school or a public school? It's a public school. I mean, girl, southwest Missouri. Come on. 200 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:11,160 No. Oh, that's the Bible belt, right? Yeah. I would assume so. I'm not trying to put anybody 201 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:16,480 down, but I would assume that they're going to bring it back and they're going to do their 202 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:22,000 whole caveat is if the parents agree, you signed damn waiver. Like, yeah, go ahead, give my 203 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:26,600 kid a couple licking if they're acting up. You have to agree. They're not just going 204 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:36,320 to spank your kid. Right. And then they said this, the whole thing is despite warning from 205 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:43,800 many public health experts that the practice is detrimental to students and whomp, whomp, 206 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:49,120 whomp, whomp, whomp, whomp, whomp. They're saying it's corporal punishment. Wait, how 207 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:53,280 old are the kids? Are they like an elementary or are they like fucking it's junior high 208 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:58,840 in high school? No, it's actually elementary to junior high. So they're not even going 209 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:03,840 to mess with the high school kids. I mean, you're a lost cause by that point. Well, they're 210 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:08,200 you're even a lost cause now even with like a kindergartner kindergartners, kindergartners 211 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:13,240 be bringing fucking guns to school. I mean, like, you know what, fucking incorporate that 212 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:17,920 shit. Have the parents sign off and watch these kids go fucking ballistic. So I'm all 213 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:24,360 I'm all for it. I would I would sign the motherfucking waiver. Like if my kid acts the fool, fuck 214 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:31,240 them up. But you but your kid would know not to right. So here's my thing is the kids that 215 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:35,080 don't know to do that and they get fucking whooped. They're going to fucking kick those 216 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:41,560 teachers asses. And I would love I mean, I guess I'm like the fucking idiot that's going 217 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:46,040 to say let me see let me see what happens like fucking put this back in school. I do 218 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:50,640 want the discipline to happen, but just not in school. That should be on the parents, 219 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:55,760 but I guess the parents are too lazy. I don't know. Yeah, but there's that law. I think 220 00:24:55,760 --> 00:25:03,760 I remember if I remember correctly, when I was in SoCal, um, shit, I would say maybe 221 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:12,560 15 years ago, there was a law that if your child acts the fool, the parent gets like 222 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:18,960 the jail time or if they're under oh yeah, that you remember that. Yeah. Is that still 223 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:25,880 something that you don't think so that probably not. But I remember that shit and I was like, 224 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:31,000 okay, guess what? Guess what? Guess what you guys aren't going to do today because I'm 225 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:39,800 not going to fucking jail if you're playing, you know, hooky or whatever or stealing chips 226 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:44,440 or whatever the hell from the liquor store or whatnot. Yeah, I think I think that's when 227 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:53,400 we were growing up probably right. No, I remember when when I had like G unit and shit, I was 228 00:25:53,400 --> 00:26:00,560 like, oh hell no, I'm not going to pay for my underage kids. Right. I forgot about that. 229 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:10,800 Oh, the good old days. Oh yeah. I was just like, this is this is insane. I would totally 230 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:15,720 sign the waiver but they were saying that I mean, there's more to it but of course everyone's 231 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:21,960 like, oh, this is barbaric acts of torture. Why and you know, fucking maybe because time 232 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:28,200 out don't fucking work like, right, you need some kind of yeah, no, I totally agree with 233 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:34,160 the time out bullshit. You get suspended from school. You know what I used to just say, 234 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:40,520 it was like a vacation like I don't know. Exactly. How's that hurting me? Thank you. I need to 235 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:47,040 get in trouble more because I don't want to come to school. Even though I was a very, 236 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:59,400 very blessed little angel and I was just, you know, on a roll. Everybody you had a halo 237 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:04,920 on top of your head at all times. I did. I did. I was sprinkle fairy dust on everybody. 238 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:16,600 It was that was great. But I was just thinking I was like, do you remember that dude? What 239 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:26,400 was his name? Michael Fay. It was like 1994. He went to sing for and no. Oh, good God. I 240 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:32,280 remember it because maybe because my pops was like, look at this and it was a big thing 241 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:39,360 in like 1994. So who's Michael Fay? So Michael Fay was this kid that goes to Singapore. I 242 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:43,760 guess he's on vacation because you know, his parents got it like that. They're going to 243 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:54,960 Singapore for vacation and he decides to graffiti and do all this shit in Singapore, excuse 244 00:27:54,960 --> 00:28:04,640 me. And oh, shit, he gets caught. And Singapore has this whole thing of you get, you know, 245 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:10,880 six strokes or jail time and this and that. And for some reason, his parents, they're 246 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:15,680 just, you know, silver spoon in their mouth and they come back and they go, our child. 247 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:20,960 But you're in Singapore, you're in another another land, another country, another whatever, 248 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:26,600 another set of rules. Yeah, like how dumb are you to do that in a fucking other country? 249 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:32,880 Let's start there. Yeah, I mean, you get fined 50 fucking dollars or not, like flushing a 250 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:41,360 toilet or some shit like that. And and hence why Singapore has the lowest crime rate in 251 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:50,680 the world because nobody wants to get hit by a fucking switch or or right or whatever 252 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:56,920 it is. I don't know. But yeah, that that dude Michael Fay, he screws up and and then they 253 00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:02,440 make this big thing where he's in jail and they're like, well, you know, it's going to 254 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:10,320 be six, I think it was something like six weeks in jail or you get six strokes from 255 00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:16,320 the cow. How old was he? He was like 16 or something like that. What a fucking idiot. 256 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:20,160 Michael Fay, if you're listening, you're an idiot. Yeah, you've learned up since then. 257 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:27,360 I sure hope so. And I sure hope you don't ever defile public property again. Right. 258 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:33,840 Just what the hell? But it was a big, big thing. And then Clinton got involved. Oh, 259 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:41,960 Jesus Christ. Fuck that guy. And he was like, can you take the six strokes to four? And 260 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:48,640 I think it was like he took or how many beat lashings did he get? He didn't. He didn't even 261 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:54,160 get what a pussy. They did drop the lashings to or it's not even lashes. It's not even 262 00:29:54,160 --> 00:30:00,960 like a whip or it's just you get hit. You get caged or whatever. Four strokes for being 263 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:08,680 a fucking tarred and or you can do what it was like six weeks in jail, four to six weeks 264 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:15,400 in jail. Would not have survived. What a pussy. I'm just like and then he's like, oh yeah. 265 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:20,160 So they gave him jail time. I think like, I don't know. The Chief Justice dude was like 266 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:25,440 young power or something and he was just like fine four months jail term. Like they're making 267 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:30,960 it. I would rather take the beating. Hello. Like you get a total fucking idiot. I'm going 268 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:35,040 to look this guy up when we get off this call. You need to. I can't believe you don't remember 269 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:45,120 it. I remember Ilya Gonzalez. Oh God, fucking federal government had to fucking make a goddamn 270 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:55,520 media circus out of that bullshit. Oh my goodness. I just think I don't if there is an an area 271 00:30:55,520 --> 00:31:00,000 in the country where they feel that maybe it's not corporal punishment to me. I mean, 272 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:07,560 I got spanked. I know you got spanked. Yeah, I did. I deserved plenty more spankings than 273 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:16,120 I actually got. Right. Same. This is this is so funny. I have to read it. So this whole 274 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:20,600 Missouri and it's it's not like, Hey, guess what? We're going to we're going to whoop 275 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:26,120 your kid. It's just basically, Hey, we're going to bring this form of punishment back 276 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:34,600 as a last resort as a last resort. Key word or phrase. It's not the first last resort 277 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:41,360 or the last resort and the parents need to agree. Right. So I mean, if you say hell, 278 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:45,920 no, you don't touch my kid, then your kid doesn't they won't. Yeah, yeah, exactly. 279 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:52,720 So why is everybody in an uproar? Okay, anyways, go ahead and read it. This gal. Her name is 280 00:31:52,720 --> 00:32:01,280 Christina, but guess what? I don't know. I just like to I just like to say that when 281 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:09,880 you spell your name a certain way, it just kind of like, okay, so her name is Christina 282 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:19,680 Harky and she spells it with a K and a H and then Christina Christina Harky. She she 283 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:26,280 tells the Associated Press that she is on the fence about the Missouri that it's Cast 284 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:33,520 Fills County policy. Okay, okay. She and her husband did not opt in because her six year 285 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:42,360 old son, Anakin, okay, that's the son's name, Anakin, oh, Christ is autistic and would probably 286 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:50,360 hit back if he were to be spanked. But she said corporal punishment worked for her when 287 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:57,000 she was a troublemaker during her school years in California. And then she continues to say 288 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:03,680 there are different types of kids. Some need a good butt whipping. I was one of them. Oh, 289 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:11,640 yeah, well, why but why would you fucking opt in if your kid is autistic? Wait, she opted 290 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:17,040 in. I thought she said she wasn't opting in, but she has a statement to say she's one that 291 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:21,480 needs to just shut the fuck up because you're not opting in. And I see what you're saying. 292 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:25,480 Okay, because I didn't understand. I was just like, why? Yeah, why is she talking if she's 293 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:31,920 not opting in? Yeah. Because she just wants her five minutes of internet. There you go. 294 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:37,480 Little I guess Christina Harky. I wouldn't if my child had autism and that's a real thing. 295 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:44,160 I wouldn't opt in either. Same. What the why? Why would like no, knees, knees, special knees, 296 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:55,640 special care, the hell, special spanking. Yeah. I heard somebody's feeling. Oh my good 297 00:33:55,640 --> 00:34:04,400 special time out. There you go. I don't know. But just but my last saying for this whole 298 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:12,000 little spew is just keep your kids at home. If don't go to a restaurant, if your kids 299 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:16,720 can't act right, just stop or properly discipline them or raise them correctly so they don't 300 00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:27,720 act like assholes or fucking idiots. They make you look bad. So crazy. I was Jay. Your 301 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:36,680 sighing is so fucking spot on. Gosh, everybody needs an ass whooping something. Point in 302 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:43,400 your life. You act the fool. You get treated like a fool. That's right. I think Mr. T 303 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:54,280 said that. Whatever happened to Mr. T. I don't know. I look him up. I saw him on a commercial 304 00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:59,320 about maybe a year ago. Okay, so I was just like, is he still alive? I guess he's still 305 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:04,080 alive. Okay, good for him. Still wears those chains. I wasn't your Lincoln. I don't know. 306 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:13,440 Does he still have his mohawk? In the commercial? Yeah, that's shit. Be a barrakas. Oh my gosh. 307 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:19,320 And just speaking of all this, LL Cool J, I just saw his butt on a commercial. I think 308 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:25,680 it was that progressive like when you're turning into your parents type commercial. I haven't 309 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:30,920 seen those commercials. No. I'm gonna have to look that up. I follow him on Instagram. 310 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:36,960 Well, he was in a progressive commercial and this guy is just these progressive commercials. 311 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:43,520 I'm like, I just need to meet and shake the hand of the foes right in this shit because 312 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:50,520 it is it's money. Okay, I want to switch to progressive just because these commercials 313 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:58,640 are amazing. I know Liberty doesn't have Liberty Liberty like he's that's what you call it. 314 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:07,160 Yeah, I'm fucking. I don't give a shit. I don't care. I want to switch to progressive 315 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:14,240 because of these commercials. They're they're spot on. I'm gonna have to look them up on 316 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:23,240 YouTube. Yes. Yes, ma'am. God, New Orleans is killing Atlanta. It's 3417. Derek Carr is 317 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:28,000 doing really good. I'm well, this is my first time watching him play for the Saints. Oh, 318 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:32,600 they might be they might if they win today, they'll be the first place for FC South. So 319 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:40,920 I'm like, of course they will. Of course. I just are you watching the game? I'm watching 320 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:48,840 I have Vikings and Lions and okay. Are Vikings still losing? They are but you know what they're 321 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:53,280 putting up a good fight. I'm like, Oh, you little bitches, you want to offset shit. Okay, 322 00:36:53,280 --> 00:37:02,680 throw the program. Go ahead. Go ahead. I was on my Twitter feed this morning. I did not 323 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:07,680 know Antonio our interim coach for Raiders Antonio appears he graduated or played at 324 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:16,520 Mount Sac. I did not know that I'm like, dude, yeah, I'm like, yeah, Mark Davis just fucking 325 00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:22,520 make him permanent. Yeah, for our swag bag, bitch. But I'm like, no, that he's from Mount 326 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:28,360 Sac. Yeah, I'm totally I mean, I was pro or I guess team Antonio appears but now I really 327 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:39,640 am. Yeah, Mount Sac. Yeah, we go Rivera bitch. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I almost went to Mount Sac. 328 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:46,440 Yeah, that place is still around the JC. It's just so far out of the way. It's weird. I 329 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:50,840 don't know the what's the one by you was Chafee. I want to say it was Chafee and I was going 330 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:56,560 to go to Cal Poly as well. Okay, so it's Chafee and Cal Poly and the one by me is citrus. 331 00:37:56,560 --> 00:38:04,400 Yeah, yep. Citrus. Yeah. But Mount Sac was like, Oh, I mean, for people like us. Right. 332 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:11,880 I mean, I never looked at UCLA or USC and all that but right. But yeah, I'm just glad 333 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:18,480 I never went to college. I'm not in debt. I paid my fucking shit off. I don't know my 334 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:24,960 brother still paying but he has two degrees. But and he's doing fairly well. Right? Yeah. 335 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:29,040 But he's still fucking paying that shit. I'm like, Oh, I'm glad I'm done with mine. But 336 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:34,840 he's super smart. So yeah, yeah, he's a rocket scientist compared to me. Yeah, he's fucking 337 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:46,280 smart as fuck. I don't know how smart fuck is that was probably wrong. But he's yeah, 338 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:53,920 he's good. He has his men's his mentality his everything. Yeah. The total opposite of 339 00:38:53,920 --> 00:39:08,920 me. Yeah, absolutely. Mr. Smarty pants over there. And the Dexter lab. Right. All right. 340 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:12,520 So do you have any rants for today or anything else so we can wrap this up? I got to like 341 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:22,600 blow my nose. I know I'm really trying. Yeah, clear my throat. No, I'm good. I'm good. I 342 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:35,480 just my rent is the flu congestion. Hate it. Say hate it. Hate it. I'm just groggy. I've 343 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:40,280 been taking Benadryl just so I could sleep because of the congestion. So I'm just like 344 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:46,600 whatever I'm groggy. Yeah, I'm done. I'm just done. And I know I have to work tomorrow 345 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:56,320 and my one day off. This is it. I get to be sick. Well, I hope you feel better. Pomona 346 00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:05,280 bullets. Thank you, my do so and I'm so glad that you have been blessing this planet Earth 347 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:13,200 with your presence for 15 years. Jesus fucking Christ. Thank you, but I'm glad you're blessing 348 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:24,000 my presence with your years of your years of service. Clearly, we're both doped up on 349 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:29,840 cold. Yeah, we're done guys. I'm sure you probably fast forward us a couple times. 350 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:37,920 I'm like, are these bitches done yet? Yeah, just to stop. All right, well, everybody 351 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:45,520 have a good week. And if you just stay healthy, don't get sick. That's right. All right, we 352 00:40:45,520 --> 00:41:01,560 out. We out. Bye.