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What's up, clink clink gang?

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Good day, Bestie.

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Good day, Bestie.

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Happy Christmas, fucking Eve.

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Happy fucking Christmas, bitch.

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I'm so glad your power is back on.

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God damn it's been a long fucking two weeks since I've talked to you.

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I know.

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Fuck you, Oregon.

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I know.

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And then I had a friend of mine tell me, like, what the fuck, Pomona Bullets, did you, like,

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kill somebody in your previous life?

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Like, why is it all bad right now?

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Like, I don't know.

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I probably fucking took out a small army.

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I don't know.

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Why did they tell you that or ask you that?

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Oh, just because it was just shit after shit after shit after shit.

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Like it was just rolling downhill.

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And it's one of those, um, or you explain to somebody, like, hey, I'm running late.

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And they're like, okay, you know, you get a pass.

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And then it's like, hey, I got a flat tire.

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Hey, I fucking hit a deer.

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Hey, now I have a bloody nose.

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Oh, hey.

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And my fucking son is calling the powers out and it just, it just doesn't, it just seems

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like unbelievable.

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Like you lying bitch, just say you don't want to come or go to the party or whatever.

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So basically the spaceship that you saw like three episodes ago, maybe it should have just

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beamed you up.

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I, yeah.

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There was no special fucking powers that gave me.

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It was like, here you go, bitch.

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Boom.

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Fucking die.

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Well, I hope you're doing better now.

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I'm trying to, and it's so funny because they're talking about, it was a plane crash.

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Uh, that caused the power outage?

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Yeah.

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What?

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And I do live by a small cable airport.

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And I was like, okay.

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And then all of a sudden they refused to let the power company fix our power lines that

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it actually crashed into and destroyed.

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And we had to wait on a government issued contractor to come in.

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And I don't know if that's like part of the ATF or I don't know if that's their rules

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or laws or, you know, an investigation or I don't know, but it was a nightmare.

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I'm sorry to hear that.

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I didn't realize.

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I thought it was just from snow or whatever.

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I didn't realize it was a goddamn fucking plane that doesn't know how to, they should

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test the pilot and see if he was coped up.

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Well, he's dead.

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Three people.

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Oh, three people.

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Three people.

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God damn it.

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I know.

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And then they said the plane was actually stolen, but then they keep, what the fuck?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And then they're mixing it up like, well, maybe it wasn't stolen, but it wasn't registered

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to the, to the pilot or, and it was super foggy.

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I shouldn't have even been in the air.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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And it ended up after it crashed.

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This isn't funny, but I mean, there's nothing I can do but laugh about all this shit now.

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Okay.

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When it crashed, it also started a fire and it's like 38 degrees here.

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So you're kind of, I'm thinking to myself, oh, it's nice and warm.

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But how long can a fire last in like 30 degree weather?

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Um, obviously days.

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I guess.

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I guess it, and then my pops is telling me, he's like, well, who knows?

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Maybe it was the gasoline from the, I don't know.

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I was like, well, I guess that makes sense.

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I don't know.

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Yeah, that makes sense.

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I guess.

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Thanks, dad.

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Yeah.

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Jesus Christ.

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Thanks for giving me a little common sense on this situation.

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Um, it's horrible.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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I was not expecting any or all of that as a matter of fact.

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I thought it was just fucking snow.

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No.

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God damn.

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Yeah.

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I still have like a brutal, I have PTSD from it.

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I really think I do.

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So the power was out for two days?

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Uh, three days.

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Oh shit.

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Yeah.

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So I kept getting, um, alerts saying, uh, estimated time for the power to come back

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on is that this time?

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And then an hour later, like psych, it's going to be tomorrow.

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Psych is going to be at midnight.

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It was just horrible.

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Oh, those power people wanted to rake in, or rake in, yeah, rake in the, um, the overtime.

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That's what it was.

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Yeah, probably.

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And then you would think that the power company would try to like reimburse or, or, or give

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us a little bit of a stipend.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I mean, shit.

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How about give me a, a grocery gift card as well for all my fucking food that spoiled

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when I asked you.

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Sorry to meet you.

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And just being retarded, I finally think, Oh, you know what?

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It's pretty fucking cold outside.

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Why don't I just take the milk, the eggs, the shit that I did and just put it out fucking

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side.

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Yeah.

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I did that.

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And then my luck, it turns 67 degrees the next fucking day.

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Excuse me.

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I'm sorry.

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Clearly you were meant to starve.

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I got like boo.

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Yeah.

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I, I just, I don't know.

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It's horrible.

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Horrible, but we made it through it.

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And oh, oh wait to boot.

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Fuck.

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Okay.

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Everybody's, I'm typically on point when it comes to power outages and having batteries

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for my flashlights and sufficient candles or propane tanks to freaking cook or whatever.

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Okay.

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Well, I've been lagging this season.

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I don't know.

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Maybe suffering from a little depression.

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I don't know.

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But I'm just like, it wasn't at the top of my list, my to do the list.

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Which I regret because my son and I, we get all the flashlights we can find and we're

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trying to hang these little flashlights from the ceiling fans and turn them on or, or in

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the bathroom when we're using the restroom, stuff like that.

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All of the batteries start going out.

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And, and I have those stupid flashlights where it's, they use what these are those big.

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Oh yeah.

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You got the big old mag light.

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Yeah.

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And it's like, whoa.

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So the next day, my son and I decide we're going to go and buy some batteries.

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Tell me why it is so important to carry cash or have cash on hand because wait.

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So the power was out for the entire city.

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Yeah.

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Oh Jesus Christ.

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I thought it was just like your fucking neighborhood.

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Oh no.

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No.

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No.

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Wow.

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They're like, you, you want batteries?

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That's nice.

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Like four over some cashola.

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Fucking debit cards, credit cards done.

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Wow.

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So it was like so embarrassing.

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I was like, well, shit.

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I don't know.

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So did you do a smash and grab or loot the store?

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I really wanted to because I know that's pretty much legal these days, but.

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Oh, right?

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God damn.

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But I did it.

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I just said, all right, son, let's just go home and suck it up.

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Yes.

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Who knows?

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Wow.

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I mean, I had so many freaking scented candles.

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You're like, what's this?

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I don't know.

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It's all of them.

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I'm like, just go.

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I had like a winter pine candle going.

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I had some like, I don't know, a margarita tropical something going.

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I had an apple crisp little, everybody keeps giving me these scented candles from what is

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it?

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Bed, bed, bed or whatever.

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Yeah.

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These Yankee candles and it's like spice.

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And so my whole house just was, it was giving me a headache.

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I was, was G unit already home from school for Christmas break or she came, but then

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she ended up going with her friends and then she ended up going to visit family.

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So she wasn't here during all this drama.

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Oh, got it.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Lucky her.

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And did you have to go to.

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So how did it go with work?

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You went to work or was, was this during your days?

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Oh, I went to work and everybody goes off Pomona bullets.

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Did you sleep well last night?

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How about fuck no?

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Do you watch the news?

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Do you see how I look?

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I put my makeup on in the dark bitch with one candle.

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I heart.

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Yeah, I know.

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I have like a mascara all over.

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I don't know.

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And, and they had to turn off my gas because of the fire or what?

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Yeah.

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So you didn't have any heated water now is what you're telling me.

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Yeah.

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Baby wipes it is.

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And my, my bless my son's heart.

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And he says to me, we can just warm up pots of water and put it in

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the back to like we used to back in the day.

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Remember when our Peter went out and this, I said, yeah, but guess what son?

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The gas is out.

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Yeah.

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The electricity is out and we have an electric stove.

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Oh, that's right.

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Yeah.

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Electric.

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Yeah.

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Hello.

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You never realized really what you depend on.

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So check this.

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I'm so retarded.

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I'm like, I'm going to just make a bagel.

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I don't care.

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I grab a bagel from the pantry.

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I put it in my fucking toaster and it doesn't stick.

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It doesn't go down.

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It keeps popping.

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Why did you put it in the toaster?

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If the electricity is out?

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I know.

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And I was like, what the fuck's wrong with my toaster?

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I'm up.

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No power.

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Shit.

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Next stop buying a generator.

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Yeah.

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I'm just going to ask, I don't know if they're pricey,

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but I think you should invest in that since it seems like every

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winter you have that issue going on.

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Yeah.

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Every, I have friends tell me, well, I have a generator,

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but it only generates the refrigerator.

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So it saves your food.

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Okay.

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And you can charge your phone or your tablet.

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Yeah.

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That's the necessities.

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You can't do the whole house.

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Well, fuck, you know what?

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In my neighborhood, I was like that motherfucker right there with

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the Christmas lights on still.

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Oh, he's got a job going on.

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We need to go loop that house.

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And it wasn't your next door neighbor with all the Halloween

272
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Oh, no, no.

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That, that dude was making bonfires in the back and I don't

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know, probably grilling some new Tia.

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Yeah.

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Hopefully he sees in the, or brine them.

277
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So, so how have you been?

278
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I've been okay.

279
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I guess. Yeah.

280
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Sure.

281
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Why not?

282
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I've been good.

283
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How about you?

284
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Nice.

285
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Fuck.

286
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I'm barely recovering from everything that's been happening.

287
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Well, I'm glad you're on the mend.

288
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Yeah, I am.

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You know what I did as a matter of fact, I have stockings.

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And so there's one for my daughter, one for my son, one for me.

291
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Okay.

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I.

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I.

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I.

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I.

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I.

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I.

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I.

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I.

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I.

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I.

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I.

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I.

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I was like, I just secretly took that shit down.

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My son barely recognized that I took it down.

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He's like, where's your stocking?

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I'm like, why were you going to put something in it?

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Who gives a fuck.

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Cares. I was cold. It's on my foot.

310
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Shit. You know, we are out of electricity right now.

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Son.

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Yeah.

313
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And no, the dog doesn't get a stocking this year.

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I'm.

315
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Oh yeah.

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Done.

317
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Can't wait. What is it tomorrow?

318
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Tomorrow's Christmas. Good. Yeah.

319
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It feels weird that it's Christmas Eve today. I don't know.

320
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I know, right?

321
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It's like, what's going on?

322
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I'm like, what's the deal?

323
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I'm like, I'm not sure.

324
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I'm just going to go to the store.

325
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Just hurry up and get over with.

326
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I know.

327
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So you're off tomorrow, right?

328
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The store is closed. Yes.

329
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Oh, thank God.

330
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I'm like, I hope it's fucking closed.

331
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Yeah.

332
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But I go.

333
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Brighten early the day after.

334
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So.

335
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Oh, the, oh, you have to get there probably earlier than usual.

336
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Mm hmm.

337
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Okay. Well, at least that's probably the last day you got it going

338
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super early.

339
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I would hope so because I just checked my schedule before I left

340
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and I'm actually scheduled on New Year's fucking day.

341
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Well, you should better get time and a half for that shit or

342
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double pay or whatever.

343
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They don't, they don't do that.

344
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They have to.

345
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Isn't that a holiday?

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You would think they said that you that my company only

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is three holidays and that's Christmas Thanksgiving and Easter.

348
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But they do the days you're fucking closed.

349
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Those are.

350
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Yeah.

351
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Those are the only Jesus Christ.

352
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That's America in a nutshell when it comes to capitalism for sure.

353
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I'm all Easter.

354
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What the hell?

355
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I don't do shit for Easter.

356
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Like, I mean, yeah, why don't you close New Year's Day where I'm

357
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going to be hungover and I don't want to go to work.

358
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Crazy.

359
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And who's going to, who's going to want to just wake up on New

360
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Year's Day and say, yeah, let's go buy a barbecue and a chainsaw.

361
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This ain't fucking best buy.

362
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We're not trying to get the Super Bowl or the Rose Bowl giant TV.

363
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Yeah.

364
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The hell is crazy.

365
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I don't know.

366
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But yeah, me, I have a job.

367
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That's that's how I look at it.

368
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Yeah, raw.

369
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Yeah.

370
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Okay.

371
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So speaking of Santa and Christmas, I saw the best, I guess,

372
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you know, I'm on Instagram and Twitter all day long.

373
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Yeah.

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I saw the best Instagram post yesterday and it got me to thinking,

375
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you know what, I think this one is the winner for Instagram this

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week.

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It's sad Pomona bullets.

378
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Let the kids believe in Santa.

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After all, you believed in your first marriage.

380
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And I'm like, you know what, winner, winner for Instagram for

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the rest of the year.

382
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Yes.

383
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Yes.

384
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Wow.

385
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Oh, Santa, I love you so much.

386
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Yeah.

387
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Okay.

388
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Well, it's it's Christmas.

389
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Christmas.

390
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Christmas.

391
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Yeah.

392
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Chris Kringle, which her little cherry red nose.

393
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Right.

394
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Oh, gosh.

395
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The hell.

396
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What are we teaching our kids?

397
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,360
Did you already make cookies with your son?

398
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,360
Um, was that later on?

399
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,360
Yeah.

400
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,360
So we did that, but okay.

401
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,360
Don't get me wrong.

402
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:12,360
I don't bake.

403
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:13,360
So it's just that pills.

404
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:14,360
Barry just cut that.

405
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Pre made dough.

406
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,360
I was going to ask what kind you made.

407
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:18,360
So chocolate chip.

408
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:25,280
Yeah, fucking I love sugar cookies. Those are the devil. Yeah, I was like, oh and then I and then I decided I was trying

409
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to be a little festive I am far from

410
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One of those

411
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:38,220
What do they call it Pinterest little bakers like look what I made look how cute this is like no no

412
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:44,040
So I decided to put a little those little red Hots. You remember red Hots?

413
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:49,520
Oh, yeah, yeah, are there buttons or whatever I guess. Yeah, like the little I just well

414
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Or did you make gingerbread man? Is that what you're saying? No, they're just it's in a tube and it's just a

415
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sugar cookie

416
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Those berry dough boy. You just I don't know cut you're supposed to cut it cut those circles

417
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:08,040
Yeah, I did that and I decided to put some green

418
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Sprinkles and then I decided to put a little red hot and my son told me like why are you putting the red hot at the top of the

419
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tree

420
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And I was like well cuz it's

421
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Well, I guess yeah, you're right

422
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:29,220
No, that all goes down the same

423
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:35,320
Whatever however, it says when you when people don't like to mix their food when they eat like it all ends up in the same place

424
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:40,860
I'm just like and we are making tamales and oh

425
00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:48,480
Yeah, I'm so jelly. I know what kind I'm making red pork which I made the meat last night

426
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,640
So it's all ready and we're making cheese

427
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:57,760
Just the moderate jack cheese with a little bit of those mild green chili or whatever

428
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:03,480
Yes, those are so good with some either chicken beef or even fucking eggs in the morning

429
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:10,440
Mm-hmm. Yep or by that self of course, but like fucking handsome chicken or that sounds so good

430
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:17,840
I know and I told I told my son and you know we nobody it's just me and him and the dog right now

431
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:26,480
Screw it. Let's just make tamales. So he's ready. I mean, I'm talking to you right now with a apron on

432
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:35,120
I've never made tamales. I just know it's a tedious process. How long does it fucking take because you got to steam them, right?

433
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:37,120
Yeah, well, I steam them my

434
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,080
sister the other day told me that she uses a

435
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,800
Instapot I okay, so I'm not okay all

436
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:52,720
To that level. I'm like old-school. I steam them. I have this big steamer and boo. So how many are you making?

437
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,320
probably about four dozen

438
00:18:55,320 --> 00:19:01,960
Damn, I know well, I guess I'm gonna free some of those and just write

439
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:10,920
Or eat them all at once. I would yeah my son loves them and I did all the meat yesterday, which is so tedious

440
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,440
so tedious and

441
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,800
shout outs to all the

442
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,880
Hispanic friends and

443
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:25,400
mothers in Southern California that actually allowed me to watch them make these things and

444
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:31,240
Give me their little recipes and of course I tweet them to my liking

445
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:36,520
Of course, but yeah, it's it's tedious. It's so tedious

446
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:40,880
and it's like no wonder why you need an assembly line and

447
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,400
right, it's because

448
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:47,920
Gosh just to put one and I'm not fast. I'm not fast. I can't

449
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,720
Know you can't rush that though because then it's gonna come out all like much

450
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:58,880
Yeah, and I'm trying to put I don't like it when there's more masa than like the filling. I don't like that

451
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:05,640
Okay, so you like equal amounts. Yeah, I like thin layer of masa just enough

452
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:12,480
So it's a tamale and then I pack it with either cheese or meat or whatever

453
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:19,000
Um, okay, but then I also have to I make the masa. I just don't leave it just I

454
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:26,040
I'm adding the juice from the meat into the masa to just yeah. Oh, that sounds good

455
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:29,480
Yeah, because then it would really add the flavor, right? Yeah

456
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:37,840
I mean, okay, I think they're pretty good, but I don't need people knocking at my door or telling me like heard you making

457
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:42,160
I'm like, oh that would be me. I'm like, where's my fucking for doesn't it?

458
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:51,360
It's like, oh my gosh, but yeah, I'm pretty happy I guess it's gonna keep my son and I busy for the day

459
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:58,720
And that's about it. That's that's what we're doing today. I'm not doing really anything. I'm just hanging out

460
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:05,940
I got the game on I'm watching Seattle, Tennessee. Oh gosh is Tennessee still up less? That's no now Seattle's 13

461
00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:07,940
Tennessee 10

462
00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:15,740
Is Russell Wilson still on this? No, he's on the Broncos now, right? Yeah. I can't stand that guy. He gets on my fucking nerves. Oh

463
00:21:16,420 --> 00:21:18,420
my god, well

464
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,180
um

465
00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:24,060
Shout out to like San Francisco fire department. They just like

466
00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:26,900
Were they ran into Cafferty?

467
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:30,940
Like oh, they were they ran into Cafferty. Oh

468
00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:37,820
Yeah, I got a picture and it sends my phone like oh even though I don't like

469
00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:43,500
The 49ers, but hey, right I can be positive during the holidays

470
00:21:44,460 --> 00:21:46,460
Just a little bit

471
00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:53,580
Okay, so um, I'm looking at my notes right now

472
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:58,940
So remember, I don't know what episode I would told you but remember when I said you because you mentioned San Francisco

473
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So this is where I'm going with San Francisco

474
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:07,420
Remember when I told you that there was a restaurant in San Francisco or nor I'm gonna say it was San Francisco that

475
00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:09,740
they started

476
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:14,060
Charging vomit fees when it came to bottomless mimosa. Yes

477
00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:21,380
Okay, so another restaurant in Brooklyn this time did something a little bit I guess similar

478
00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:26,220
So Phil's crummy corner in Brooklyn now raised the

479
00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:33,860
Drinking age limit to 25 years old and the reason Pomona bullets is because young people are annoying

480
00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:41,660
Like you know what goes back to the day the biblical text say it says that

481
00:22:42,980 --> 00:22:48,020
I was just like, you know what I think she would have Pomona bullets would appreciate this too

482
00:22:48,580 --> 00:22:51,580
I don't know. I guess they're really annoying in Brooklyn

483
00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:55,980
Under 25. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I

484
00:22:57,180 --> 00:22:59,180
30 and under annoying

485
00:23:02,220 --> 00:23:05,420
We're talking to you millennial. Yeah, that's right

486
00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:11,420
Or I guess that's Gen Z. I don't even know because my daughter's millennial and she's 31 so maybe not

487
00:23:11,820 --> 00:23:13,820
I don't know whatever

488
00:23:13,820 --> 00:23:17,980
It's so funny because when I do these new hire

489
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:22,380
Orientations at work. Are they all younger? Fuck? Yeah, they're boring like 2005 and I

490
00:23:23,340 --> 00:23:26,460
Think 2005 holy shit. Yeah, I know right

491
00:23:28,380 --> 00:23:35,180
Okay, and then I'll I'll get a calculator and I'm because they have to be 18 to work with us, right?

492
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:39,740
And I'm like 2005. Is that is not even 18? I guess it is like

493
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I'm just like

494
00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:49,020
It doesn't seem like it is but I guess so shit 2005. Wow

495
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:52,460
Wow, I well, yeah, that's when

496
00:23:53,420 --> 00:23:56,540
Junit was born so I I guess

497
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Fucking 18

498
00:23:58,140 --> 00:24:00,140
Wow crazy

499
00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:02,140
2005 can you imagine?

500
00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:07,100
Damn, I'm old. I know I'm all thinking of the year I graduated high school

501
00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:15,660
I graduated in 92 and I'm just like shit. That's even um fucking even Amazon older than fucking 2005. God damn

502
00:24:15,660 --> 00:24:19,020
I know right and then okay. Have you seen?

503
00:24:19,580 --> 00:24:26,220
That Amazon commercial, I don't know if they I've come to realize that they play different commercials in different sectors of the nation

504
00:24:26,220 --> 00:24:30,460
Yeah, to say whatever but have you seen the?

505
00:24:30,460 --> 00:24:37,100
Amazon commercial where there's three old ladies and they're sitting and they're watching all these kids go down this

506
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:39,100
Snow hill like on sleds

507
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and then

508
00:24:41,260 --> 00:24:46,380
The one of the old ladies decides to buy these seat cushions from Amazon

509
00:24:47,260 --> 00:24:50,940
Uh-huh. She gives one to each of the old ladies and

510
00:24:51,580 --> 00:24:53,580
They put it on their sled and they go down

511
00:24:53,580 --> 00:24:57,580
And they put it on their sled and they go down

512
00:24:57,580 --> 00:25:03,180
the hill and then they kind of switch it over to that's what they used to do when they were younger

513
00:25:03,180 --> 00:25:08,380
But now the old ladies because of Amazon were able to go down the fucking

514
00:25:09,260 --> 00:25:11,260
No, I have not seen that

515
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:13,260
Oh my god

516
00:25:13,260 --> 00:25:19,260
Were they drinking like a cocktail on the way down? I don't know but I was just thinking like damn

517
00:25:19,260 --> 00:25:21,260
That's probably gonna be me

518
00:25:21,260 --> 00:25:23,260
And

519
00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:29,580
That should have been you last fucking week when the power was out. I know my back is all hurting

520
00:25:29,580 --> 00:25:33,020
I think I have gout like I don't even know like I'm falling apart

521
00:25:33,980 --> 00:25:38,620
That would have been me fucking being all I would have been paralyzed down after going down the hill

522
00:25:41,180 --> 00:25:47,180
It's too cold. I wouldn't even be sitting on the fucking park bench that age. They look like they were in their 80s

523
00:25:47,740 --> 00:25:48,860
I don't know

524
00:25:48,860 --> 00:25:54,220
But I guess, you know, they were still moving and they obviously know how to work um online and

525
00:25:54,780 --> 00:25:58,300
They're you know, order their amazon shit. They're tech savvy

526
00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:00,300
Right

527
00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:06,060
Where's my fucking two-day primad bitch speaking of amazon so our microwave went out

528
00:26:06,060 --> 00:26:12,300
I think it was on Wednesday or Thursday our microwave went out. So I'm like, I'm too lazy to go to walmart. I fucking

529
00:26:12,860 --> 00:26:14,860
I'm like, oh amazon um

530
00:26:14,860 --> 00:26:16,860
We'll deliver one of those

531
00:26:16,860 --> 00:26:20,460
Amazon um, we'll deliver one in two days. So they said

532
00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:27,500
Friday rolls around. I'm like, um, okay. No fucking um, it's said by 10 o'clock, but I told my daughter

533
00:26:27,580 --> 00:26:32,060
I'm like, hey, um, I'm going to bed. So if it shows up, just bring it in. Don't leave it out there on the doorstep

534
00:26:32,220 --> 00:26:36,860
I wake up the next morning. Pomona bullets. It says it's still in transit. I'm like, excuse me. What?

535
00:26:37,820 --> 00:26:39,980
Yeah, so um, Friday

536
00:26:39,980 --> 00:26:46,220
It was supposed to arrive Friday. So yesterday, um, they email me and they say look if if you don't receive it by the

537
00:26:46,220 --> 00:26:49,660
28th, I'm like, I was supposed to receive it on the 20 fucking third

538
00:26:50,620 --> 00:26:52,620
whoa

539
00:26:53,020 --> 00:26:56,700
Come back on the 28th you can get a refund and I'm like or you can cancel it now

540
00:26:56,700 --> 00:27:03,500
I'm like fucking cancel and then I fucking placed an order with walmart because I refuse to go inside a walmart the day before christmas eve

541
00:27:04,220 --> 00:27:09,180
Fucking yeah, so I just that's what I should do in the first place. But whatever I'm like

542
00:27:09,820 --> 00:27:15,260
I'm we have a microwave again. I'm very depressed or not depressed. I'm very disappointed. Excuse me

543
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:18,540
with amazon and amazon prime

544
00:27:19,340 --> 00:27:25,660
I I don't I don't get it. It's supposed to be overnight shipping. I don't I hardly ever or two days or whatever

545
00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:28,540
i hardly I hardly ever get that and

546
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:32,860
They keep emailing me saying hey, come on bullets

547
00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:37,900
You haven't been you're missing out on all your perks because you're a prime member

548
00:27:38,220 --> 00:27:41,580
You have music you have movies I decide

549
00:27:41,580 --> 00:27:44,660
last night to watch a movie.

550
00:27:44,660 --> 00:27:47,060
I go on Amazon Prime, but you know what?

551
00:27:47,060 --> 00:27:48,700
You're right, Amazon.

552
00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:50,460
I am missing out on my perks.

553
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,660
I pay a fucking $100 a fucking year.

554
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,060
And you're not delivering my shit on time.

555
00:27:57,060 --> 00:27:59,220
Right, so I mine as well.

556
00:27:59,940 --> 00:28:02,940
You know, just watch a freaking movie

557
00:28:02,940 --> 00:28:05,420
that's included with Prime members.

558
00:28:05,420 --> 00:28:06,900
I pick a movie.

559
00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:10,820
Tell me why every movie I decide to pick

560
00:28:10,820 --> 00:28:11,820
has commercials.

561
00:28:13,820 --> 00:28:16,540
Oh, some of them have commercials on Amazon Prime

562
00:28:16,540 --> 00:28:17,380
and some of them don't.

563
00:28:17,380 --> 00:28:19,380
I didn't even just like, what is going on?

564
00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:21,860
This movie's free, included with your Prime membership.

565
00:28:21,860 --> 00:28:24,180
I said, okay, cocaine bear, let's watch you.

566
00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:27,060
And that movie was great, by the way.

567
00:28:27,060 --> 00:28:29,700
That movie, I was like, is this supposed to be funny?

568
00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:31,460
Or it's a true story.

569
00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:36,460
Yeah, but I heard that there was a bear, but it died.

570
00:28:37,260 --> 00:28:40,100
Like it ate it and it died.

571
00:28:40,100 --> 00:28:41,140
Like it sure did.

572
00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:43,100
It fucking was a copious amount of cocaine.

573
00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:44,180
I hope it fucking died.

574
00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:45,820
I'm just like, what is he doing?

575
00:28:45,820 --> 00:28:49,620
Sniffing Coke off of a mulled leg.

576
00:28:49,620 --> 00:28:52,500
I'm just like, Lisa wasn't a stripper's croc.

577
00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:57,500
And why does in that movie, everybody who fell

578
00:28:58,420 --> 00:29:01,060
just falls into a kilo of coke?

579
00:29:01,060 --> 00:29:03,140
Like, right, their face right there.

580
00:29:03,140 --> 00:29:07,140
I'm like, that must be nice.

581
00:29:07,140 --> 00:29:09,700
I need to go hiking.

582
00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:10,540
Right?

583
00:29:12,180 --> 00:29:15,140
No, no, I'm a good girl.

584
00:29:15,140 --> 00:29:17,620
But just, I've never done cocaine either.

585
00:29:17,620 --> 00:29:20,260
I was like, I don't even like, okay, finish your story.

586
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:22,460
And then remind me about coffee afterwards.

587
00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:23,780
No, finish your story.

588
00:29:23,780 --> 00:29:25,260
No, my story's over.

589
00:29:25,260 --> 00:29:27,540
It was just kind of like Amazon Prime.

590
00:29:27,540 --> 00:29:30,020
Why am I, why am I getting these stupid?

591
00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:32,300
I mean, it wasn't constant.

592
00:29:32,300 --> 00:29:35,260
It was just like in the middle, maybe 20 minutes

593
00:29:35,260 --> 00:29:37,940
of the movie would play and then it would say, but still.

594
00:29:37,940 --> 00:29:40,980
Oh, Amazon Prime and it would do like some other,

595
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:43,540
like a trailer to another fucking movie.

596
00:29:43,540 --> 00:29:45,740
That's what is this?

597
00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:47,460
What is going on here?

598
00:29:47,460 --> 00:29:48,300
I don't know.

599
00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:51,100
So that was just like a little rant that I had,

600
00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:52,740
but tell me about the coffee.

601
00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:54,540
Oh, okay.

602
00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:55,660
So you know how you said,

603
00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:57,340
I would love to do cocaine.

604
00:29:57,340 --> 00:29:58,780
And I said, I've never done cocaine

605
00:29:58,780 --> 00:30:01,260
because I would be up all night or for years or whatever.

606
00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:05,260
So last Friday, this past Friday, I think it was Friday.

607
00:30:05,260 --> 00:30:06,340
Yeah, whatever day it was.

608
00:30:06,340 --> 00:30:07,580
No, I was off Friday.

609
00:30:07,580 --> 00:30:09,060
So I guess it was Thursday.

610
00:30:09,060 --> 00:30:10,900
They go for coffee like three times a week.

611
00:30:10,900 --> 00:30:12,180
They pick it up from Starbucks.

612
00:30:12,180 --> 00:30:13,940
And I have my coffee's come on a ball

613
00:30:13,940 --> 00:30:16,100
as soon as I wake up in the morning.

614
00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:16,940
That's my thing.

615
00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:18,220
I can't have more than one cup

616
00:30:18,220 --> 00:30:19,940
because then I'll be up all fucking night.

617
00:30:19,940 --> 00:30:20,780
Yeah.

618
00:30:20,780 --> 00:30:22,220
Anyways, they're like, you want coffee?

619
00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:23,060
They always ask.

620
00:30:23,060 --> 00:30:24,060
And I'm like, you know what today?

621
00:30:24,060 --> 00:30:25,700
Yeah, I'll do a coffee.

622
00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:27,340
They're like, what?

623
00:30:27,340 --> 00:30:29,580
So I get my standard black coffee

624
00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:31,620
from goddamn fucking Starbucks.

625
00:30:31,620 --> 00:30:33,060
I fall asleep around nine o'clock

626
00:30:33,060 --> 00:30:34,300
as I was fucking tired.

627
00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:37,180
And why am I up at midnight wide awake?

628
00:30:37,180 --> 00:30:39,140
I'm just like, god damn it.

629
00:30:39,140 --> 00:30:40,260
This fucking coffee.

630
00:30:40,260 --> 00:30:43,700
I don't get how people can fucking drink coffee all day long

631
00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:45,540
and be able to have a solid night of sleep

632
00:30:45,540 --> 00:30:47,220
because I'm the opposite.

633
00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:49,260
I wish I could drink coffee all day long.

634
00:30:49,260 --> 00:30:52,900
I love coffee, but I can't have a solid sleep cycle.

635
00:30:52,900 --> 00:30:57,260
I believe in my little head

636
00:30:57,260 --> 00:31:00,060
that it does a reverse effect

637
00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:03,860
if you are consistently your tolerance level

638
00:31:03,860 --> 00:31:05,780
for caffeine or coffee.

639
00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:09,340
It might do a reverse effect because like,

640
00:31:09,340 --> 00:31:10,340
that's it.

641
00:31:10,340 --> 00:31:13,780
Because my mom can drink coffee before she goes to bed.

642
00:31:13,780 --> 00:31:15,060
That's what a lot of people do.

643
00:31:15,060 --> 00:31:17,420
And I'm like, fuck, I wish I could do that.

644
00:31:17,420 --> 00:31:18,260
I can't.

645
00:31:18,260 --> 00:31:19,580
Yeah, I'm like, is that decaf?

646
00:31:19,580 --> 00:31:21,340
Are you just doing it for the flavor

647
00:31:21,340 --> 00:31:25,060
or like you're legit drinking coffee?

648
00:31:25,060 --> 00:31:27,060
That's crazy because when I drink coffee

649
00:31:27,060 --> 00:31:30,580
and I'm not a big, big, I like coffee.

650
00:31:30,580 --> 00:31:35,580
But if I'm going for the things at work,

651
00:31:36,300 --> 00:31:38,700
we're doing a coffee run, you want something?

652
00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:41,060
I always go big or go home.

653
00:31:41,060 --> 00:31:45,860
Like I need, so we have a place called Dutch Brothers here.

654
00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:48,540
And my sister actually told me

655
00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:52,260
that Dutch Brothers is popping up in SoCal here and there.

656
00:31:52,260 --> 00:31:54,420
I see, I've been hearing about them.

657
00:31:54,420 --> 00:31:56,860
So I don't know, I haven't seen them around here,

658
00:31:56,860 --> 00:31:58,460
but I hear about them a lot.

659
00:31:58,460 --> 00:32:01,620
So I'm assuming they're already showing up.

660
00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:05,060
Yeah, they're popping up, they're expanding.

661
00:32:06,540 --> 00:32:11,220
So I always get a cold brew annihilator.

662
00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:12,420
Oh, that sounds good.

663
00:32:12,420 --> 00:32:14,980
It is good, but is it black?

664
00:32:14,980 --> 00:32:17,100
Yeah, because it's nitro, right?

665
00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:17,940
Okay.

666
00:32:17,940 --> 00:32:20,220
And then they put this annihilator,

667
00:32:20,220 --> 00:32:22,580
which I don't know, I think it's equivalent to like

668
00:32:22,580 --> 00:32:25,340
six espresso shots or some shit in there.

669
00:32:25,340 --> 00:32:26,180
I don't know.

670
00:32:26,180 --> 00:32:28,780
But usually I feel like a crack head

671
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:32,700
because I'm talking about, I'm trying to write

672
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:34,740
and I'm all like, I have Parkinson's,

673
00:32:34,740 --> 00:32:37,340
I'm just, can't even write, can't even hold my pen.

674
00:32:37,340 --> 00:32:39,860
Michael J. Fox, calm down.

675
00:32:41,420 --> 00:32:42,580
It's crazy.

676
00:32:42,580 --> 00:32:43,980
I don't even know where the day goes.

677
00:32:43,980 --> 00:32:46,460
I'm like, oh shit, hey, Pymoribus,

678
00:32:46,460 --> 00:32:47,420
you working late today?

679
00:32:47,420 --> 00:32:48,700
I'm like, what time is it?

680
00:32:49,620 --> 00:32:50,780
You should've been off at three.

681
00:32:50,780 --> 00:32:52,780
I'm like, oh shit, it's fine.

682
00:32:52,780 --> 00:32:53,620
Fuck it out of here.

683
00:32:53,620 --> 00:32:56,460
Oh shit.

684
00:32:56,460 --> 00:33:00,540
It's fucking, oh my gosh, it's crazy.

685
00:33:00,540 --> 00:33:01,380
I don't know.

686
00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:02,700
Okay, well I'm glad I'm not the only one

687
00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:05,500
that's really sensitive to coffee.

688
00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:09,300
Yeah, it's pretty brutal for me.

689
00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:11,700
So do you drink it in the morning before you go to work?

690
00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:14,500
I do, but I have, what I do,

691
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:16,420
it's either the little French press

692
00:33:16,420 --> 00:33:19,140
and I just have one of those little travel mugs

693
00:33:19,140 --> 00:33:20,940
and it's just a cup.

694
00:33:20,940 --> 00:33:23,380
And that pretty much just gets me through the morning

695
00:33:23,380 --> 00:33:25,300
and usually around my lunch break,

696
00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:29,940
I take a nap in my car and everything's normal.

697
00:33:31,780 --> 00:33:33,780
But there's times where, like I said,

698
00:33:33,780 --> 00:33:37,180
I'll get those annihilators, ooh, crazy.

699
00:33:37,180 --> 00:33:39,540
And then there's times where I don't have,

700
00:33:40,660 --> 00:33:43,460
I don't have French press mode in me for the morning.

701
00:33:43,460 --> 00:33:45,220
So I just have the crew egg

702
00:33:45,220 --> 00:33:49,140
and I have these little Kona coffee, dark roast.

703
00:33:50,140 --> 00:33:51,820
Oh, can I just make one of those,

704
00:33:51,820 --> 00:33:55,060
throw it in my to-go cup and head off to work?

705
00:33:55,060 --> 00:33:55,900
Hope.

706
00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:58,300
So are you able to skip coffee?

707
00:33:58,300 --> 00:34:00,500
Are you, like you have to have it in the morning

708
00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:03,140
or your whole day, like you just end up groggy

709
00:34:03,140 --> 00:34:04,380
or disoriented?

710
00:34:04,380 --> 00:34:06,700
Oh no, I totally skip coffee.

711
00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:08,700
Oh God, see, that's my thing.

712
00:34:08,700 --> 00:34:09,980
I didn't start drinking coffee,

713
00:34:09,980 --> 00:34:11,820
Pumona Bullets until I think I was 30,

714
00:34:11,820 --> 00:34:13,940
I started drinking it and then I used to drink it

715
00:34:13,940 --> 00:34:15,660
with the cream or in the sugar and all that bullshit.

716
00:34:15,660 --> 00:34:16,500
I got rid of that.

717
00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:17,340
Yeah.

718
00:34:17,340 --> 00:34:21,460
But I can only drink one cup a day

719
00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:24,100
and then well, maybe it's because I fucking like it strong.

720
00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:26,740
I like four heaping teaspoons to one little tiny cup.

721
00:34:26,740 --> 00:34:27,580
Oh yeah.

722
00:34:27,580 --> 00:34:28,420
Coffee.

723
00:34:28,420 --> 00:34:29,260
Oh yeah.

724
00:34:29,260 --> 00:34:30,820
So maybe that's probably my issue is,

725
00:34:30,820 --> 00:34:31,940
it has to be really strong,

726
00:34:31,940 --> 00:34:35,420
but if I don't have coffee, then like my whole day is fucked.

727
00:34:35,420 --> 00:34:37,340
Like I'm just disoriented.

728
00:34:37,340 --> 00:34:38,500
I feel like I'm hungover.

729
00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:40,260
So yeah.

730
00:34:40,260 --> 00:34:41,100
I don't know.

731
00:34:41,100 --> 00:34:42,660
I guess I'm addicted or like everybody says

732
00:34:42,660 --> 00:34:44,980
that caffeine is an addiction,

733
00:34:44,980 --> 00:34:47,540
which I guess obviously for me it is,

734
00:34:47,540 --> 00:34:49,660
but I can't have more than that.

735
00:34:49,660 --> 00:34:52,540
One cup, otherwise I'm fucked,

736
00:34:52,540 --> 00:34:56,100
but then I can drink soda all day long, which isn't good,

737
00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:57,940
but I can drink soda and it won't keep me up

738
00:34:57,940 --> 00:35:01,340
or I can have like tea and it won't keep me up.

739
00:35:01,340 --> 00:35:02,420
But I don't know.

740
00:35:02,420 --> 00:35:04,340
I guess there's just more caffeine and coffee.

741
00:35:04,340 --> 00:35:05,180
I don't know.

742
00:35:05,180 --> 00:35:06,020
I don't know.

743
00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:07,740
I think it's kind of like a placebo for me

744
00:35:07,740 --> 00:35:09,260
because there's times where I'm just like,

745
00:35:09,260 --> 00:35:12,060
I can't believe I was running late.

746
00:35:12,060 --> 00:35:14,820
I didn't even make a couple of damn coffee.

747
00:35:14,820 --> 00:35:17,500
And I guess I'm in a funk.

748
00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:22,500
Then I go and I buy one of those, not Red Bull.

749
00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:24,620
Sometimes I'll grab a monster.

750
00:35:24,620 --> 00:35:25,580
Oh, the monster?

751
00:35:25,580 --> 00:35:29,260
Or there's this new drink that I've been getting.

752
00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:30,100
Delcius.

753
00:35:31,220 --> 00:35:32,060
I don't know.

754
00:35:32,060 --> 00:35:34,740
It kind of looks like a transformer type of face on it.

755
00:35:34,740 --> 00:35:38,580
And they have rainbow sherbet flavor

756
00:35:38,580 --> 00:35:39,780
and orange cream flavor.

757
00:35:39,780 --> 00:35:41,460
Ew, that sounds disgusting.

758
00:35:41,460 --> 00:35:42,300
Oh my gosh.

759
00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:43,340
It's pretty good.

760
00:35:43,340 --> 00:35:47,220
And you're just like beaming.

761
00:35:47,220 --> 00:35:48,540
Oh my gosh.

762
00:35:48,540 --> 00:35:53,420
I could, I'm mopping, typing, writing on the phone.

763
00:35:53,420 --> 00:35:56,780
I'm just like multitasking at its best.

764
00:35:56,780 --> 00:35:58,620
And then I don't finish anything

765
00:35:58,620 --> 00:36:00,300
because I'm just starting everything.

766
00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:03,060
And it's crazy.

767
00:36:03,060 --> 00:36:06,220
But I was looking at the can the other day

768
00:36:06,220 --> 00:36:11,220
and it said, warning, not recommended for people under 21.

769
00:36:12,380 --> 00:36:13,460
I said, is that awkward?

770
00:36:13,460 --> 00:36:14,300
Why?

771
00:36:14,300 --> 00:36:15,780
And why is it not recommended?

772
00:36:15,780 --> 00:36:16,620
Yeah.

773
00:36:16,620 --> 00:36:18,260
I said, 21.

774
00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:19,820
Why couldn't it say 18?

775
00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:21,260
I get it.

776
00:36:21,260 --> 00:36:22,540
A kid.

777
00:36:22,540 --> 00:36:24,820
So did you love to see if it had alcohol?

778
00:36:24,820 --> 00:36:26,020
It doesn't have alcohol.

779
00:36:26,020 --> 00:36:28,620
It just has all this, like, what is it called?

780
00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:32,740
The torene levels are insane.

781
00:36:32,740 --> 00:36:35,060
I don't know what that is.

782
00:36:35,060 --> 00:36:36,660
I'm assuming it's a chemical.

783
00:36:36,660 --> 00:36:37,500
Yeah.

784
00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:38,820
I'm assuming it's the same shit

785
00:36:38,820 --> 00:36:41,740
that gave me pancreatitis and ulcer.

786
00:36:41,740 --> 00:36:42,580
Oh, okay.

787
00:36:42,580 --> 00:36:45,220
Well, maybe you shouldn't fucking be drinking that then.

788
00:36:45,220 --> 00:36:47,660
I drink like three of them a day.

789
00:36:47,660 --> 00:36:48,660
Oh, shit.

790
00:36:48,660 --> 00:36:49,500
What the fuck?

791
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:50,340
I don't know.

792
00:36:50,340 --> 00:36:51,180
Yeah.

793
00:36:51,180 --> 00:36:52,580
And then after like a year.

794
00:36:52,580 --> 00:36:54,100
So I thought you'd do that right now.

795
00:36:54,100 --> 00:36:55,460
Oh, I'm like, no.

796
00:36:55,460 --> 00:37:00,460
Now, yeah, the doctors take, come on bullets.

797
00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:03,900
Your system is trash.

798
00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:08,020
I go from monsters, from Red Bull.

799
00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:08,860
Fuck.

800
00:37:10,740 --> 00:37:11,700
I didn't drink it with vodka.

801
00:37:11,700 --> 00:37:12,540
I drank it by the side.

802
00:37:12,540 --> 00:37:13,380
Yeah, I know.

803
00:37:13,380 --> 00:37:14,540
I didn't even fuck.

804
00:37:14,540 --> 00:37:19,540
Like, and yeah, I had a GERD.

805
00:37:20,420 --> 00:37:23,500
It messed up my esophagus and messed up my, I had,

806
00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:24,340
Holy shit.

807
00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:25,180
Yeah.

808
00:37:25,180 --> 00:37:29,700
Peptic ulcers, like holes in my stomach.

809
00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:31,100
It was bad.

810
00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:32,220
Then I had pancreatitis.

811
00:37:32,220 --> 00:37:34,100
I thought I was going to die in these septumonoblets.

812
00:37:34,100 --> 00:37:37,980
You cannot drink caffeine point point period.

813
00:37:37,980 --> 00:37:38,940
Like you should stop.

814
00:37:38,940 --> 00:37:40,140
You just need to stop.

815
00:37:40,140 --> 00:37:40,980
Stop.

816
00:37:42,060 --> 00:37:43,220
If you could see me right now,

817
00:37:43,220 --> 00:37:45,580
my jaw is just like open, like hung like,

818
00:37:45,580 --> 00:37:46,580
what the fuck?

819
00:37:46,580 --> 00:37:47,420
I know.

820
00:37:47,420 --> 00:37:49,420
And I really thought I was going to die.

821
00:37:49,420 --> 00:37:51,260
Bitch, I thought I was going to die.

822
00:37:51,260 --> 00:37:52,780
It was horrible.

823
00:37:52,780 --> 00:37:53,900
It's horrible.

824
00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:57,020
And then after about six months, I felt better.

825
00:37:57,020 --> 00:37:58,020
It healed.

826
00:37:58,020 --> 00:37:58,860
Oh, okay.

827
00:37:58,860 --> 00:37:59,820
And then it gets what I did.

828
00:38:00,980 --> 00:38:02,460
You went back on yourself.

829
00:38:05,060 --> 00:38:07,740
I need my fix, bitch.

830
00:38:07,740 --> 00:38:10,660
But I was so scared.

831
00:38:10,660 --> 00:38:14,460
I would just maybe drink one red bull a week.

832
00:38:14,460 --> 00:38:15,300
One.

833
00:38:15,300 --> 00:38:16,140
Okay.

834
00:38:16,140 --> 00:38:17,060
Well, yeah, just not three.

835
00:38:17,060 --> 00:38:18,140
Let's not do three a day.

836
00:38:18,140 --> 00:38:18,980
Yeah.

837
00:38:18,980 --> 00:38:19,820
I can't do that.

838
00:38:19,820 --> 00:38:20,660
No, I'm old.

839
00:38:20,660 --> 00:38:21,500
Too old for that.

840
00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:22,340
Shit.

841
00:38:24,140 --> 00:38:25,420
Speaking of old,

842
00:38:25,420 --> 00:38:27,780
John Claude Van Damme still looks good.

843
00:38:27,780 --> 00:38:29,740
And he can still do his roundhouse kicks.

844
00:38:29,740 --> 00:38:31,660
And he's very flexible and limber.

845
00:38:31,660 --> 00:38:33,540
Hey, look at that motherfucker.

846
00:38:33,540 --> 00:38:34,980
Love.

847
00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:35,900
John Claude.

848
00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:37,460
The original kickboxer.

849
00:38:37,460 --> 00:38:38,300
That's right.

850
00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:39,260
Blood sport.

851
00:38:39,260 --> 00:38:40,380
Yeah, exactly.

852
00:38:40,380 --> 00:38:43,580
Now why me and Pomona Bullets are talking about

853
00:38:43,580 --> 00:38:46,060
John Claude Van Damme is because last night

854
00:38:46,060 --> 00:38:47,580
he showed up on my Instagram feed,

855
00:38:47,580 --> 00:38:49,580
doing what he does best.

856
00:38:49,580 --> 00:38:52,260
His roundhouse kicks and drinking alcohol

857
00:38:52,260 --> 00:38:54,900
and just kick an ass.

858
00:38:55,780 --> 00:38:58,180
It was so amazing.

859
00:38:58,180 --> 00:39:03,180
And Medusa sends this to me and I watch it and I'm in awe.

860
00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:05,340
Right?

861
00:39:05,340 --> 00:39:06,180
I'm just in awe.

862
00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:08,340
He aged very well.

863
00:39:08,340 --> 00:39:13,340
He's still as hot as he could possibly be.

864
00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:16,020
He's in great shape.

865
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:18,580
But Medusa also sent me.

866
00:39:21,060 --> 00:39:22,340
Oh, that's right.

867
00:39:22,340 --> 00:39:24,460
Let's go ahead and explain.

868
00:39:24,460 --> 00:39:25,580
Or do that.

869
00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:28,060
So Medusa sends me a clip,

870
00:39:28,060 --> 00:39:32,820
oh, maybe three, four days prior to the John Claude Van Damme

871
00:39:32,820 --> 00:39:34,700
clip that I got yesterday.

872
00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:36,580
And I'm watching it.

873
00:39:36,580 --> 00:39:39,740
And it's Cisco, the thong song.

874
00:39:39,740 --> 00:39:44,140
He's obviously 45 years young.

875
00:39:45,220 --> 00:39:46,060
Doesn't look.

876
00:39:46,060 --> 00:39:46,900
I don't know about young.

877
00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:49,540
Yeah, doesn't look like that after watching that video.

878
00:39:49,540 --> 00:39:51,060
He wasn't in great shape.

879
00:39:52,220 --> 00:39:53,860
I'm dying.

880
00:39:53,860 --> 00:39:56,500
I'm watching this video, but Medusa sends me.

881
00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:58,500
He can't do his little kick.

882
00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:01,780
I think he did pull off a flip though, right?

883
00:40:01,780 --> 00:40:03,820
Yeah, that's what the Twitter feed is like.

884
00:40:03,820 --> 00:40:05,260
At least he pulled off the flip.

885
00:40:05,260 --> 00:40:07,620
And I was just like, dude, like he was out of breath.

886
00:40:07,620 --> 00:40:09,140
I thought he was going to pass out.

887
00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:11,260
And I thought I was going to have to like get on stage

888
00:40:11,260 --> 00:40:12,620
and give him mouth to mouth.

889
00:40:12,620 --> 00:40:13,460
Like, bitch.

890
00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:15,780
Cardiac arrest.

891
00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:17,540
Where's the ambulance?

892
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:19,620
It was breathing so heavy.

893
00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:24,620
The thong, the thong, the thong, thong.

894
00:40:24,620 --> 00:40:25,460
Yeah.

895
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,860
I was just like, oh, baby boy.

896
00:40:31,860 --> 00:40:33,700
Oh, I'm like, it's okay.

897
00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:34,540
It's okay.

898
00:40:34,540 --> 00:40:35,940
Oh, here's some water.

899
00:40:35,940 --> 00:40:36,780
I know, right?

900
00:40:36,780 --> 00:40:37,740
Let's take a breather.

901
00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:38,940
We need an intermission.

902
00:40:41,340 --> 00:40:43,220
And his backup did.

903
00:40:43,220 --> 00:40:44,060
His backup did.

904
00:40:44,060 --> 00:40:46,020
They were like, put it under shame.

905
00:40:46,020 --> 00:40:47,980
Just like, let it go.

906
00:40:47,980 --> 00:40:49,100
They were great.

907
00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:51,900
They're like, let me help you.

908
00:40:53,060 --> 00:40:57,740
I'm going to have to, because I texted it to you.

909
00:40:57,740 --> 00:40:59,420
I'll put the link in the show notes.

910
00:40:59,420 --> 00:41:02,660
So everybody who hasn't seen the, now it's viral,

911
00:41:02,660 --> 00:41:05,060
but if you guys haven't seen it, it'll be in the show notes.

912
00:41:05,060 --> 00:41:07,380
So you need to check the link out there.

913
00:41:07,380 --> 00:41:08,860
Gosh, it was hilarious.

914
00:41:08,860 --> 00:41:13,540
So I told Medusa, this is Jean-Claude Van Damme.

915
00:41:13,540 --> 00:41:16,180
Can still do his brown house kicks.

916
00:41:16,180 --> 00:41:17,180
And he's wet.

917
00:41:17,180 --> 00:41:20,820
I mean, he could be Cisco's daddy probably.

918
00:41:20,820 --> 00:41:22,220
Right?

919
00:41:22,220 --> 00:41:23,740
Still looking good.

920
00:41:23,740 --> 00:41:25,460
You know, he used to have a reality show.

921
00:41:25,460 --> 00:41:26,860
I didn't know that.

922
00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:28,340
Joe Rogan was talking about it,

923
00:41:28,340 --> 00:41:31,620
like maybe 300 episodes ago

924
00:41:31,620 --> 00:41:32,980
on the Joe Rogan podcast.

925
00:41:32,980 --> 00:41:35,060
I'm like, what the fuck?

926
00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:36,740
But yeah, he had a reality show.

927
00:41:36,740 --> 00:41:38,060
It didn't last long.

928
00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:39,100
Really?

929
00:41:39,100 --> 00:41:39,940
That's what I said.

930
00:41:39,940 --> 00:41:41,780
I'll have to look it up and see if it's on YouTube.

931
00:41:41,780 --> 00:41:42,940
I'll send you the link.

932
00:41:42,940 --> 00:41:45,060
Well, I mean, I'm sure it wasn't like,

933
00:41:45,060 --> 00:41:49,900
Ocho, Cinco, like, you're trying to find love or anything.

934
00:41:49,900 --> 00:41:51,500
No, it was just like, I don't know.

935
00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:53,700
I guess he was just, I don't know.

936
00:41:53,700 --> 00:41:56,420
I could have sworn Joe Rogan was talking about it.

937
00:41:56,420 --> 00:41:58,660
He was like on cocaine half the time or whatever.

938
00:41:58,660 --> 00:42:00,300
I could be wrong though.

939
00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:01,740
But I was just like, no wonder.

940
00:42:01,740 --> 00:42:03,820
Maybe that's why he looks still good and he's still cut.

941
00:42:03,820 --> 00:42:06,740
He probably still does cocaine and alcohol on the regular.

942
00:42:06,740 --> 00:42:09,820
It preserves you, like, you know, right?

943
00:42:09,820 --> 00:42:11,060
Yeah. I mean, it could.

944
00:42:11,060 --> 00:42:12,940
Speaking of cocaine,

945
00:42:12,940 --> 00:42:15,220
Charlie Sheehan's in the news like two weeks ago,

946
00:42:15,220 --> 00:42:18,340
I guess he made up with the producer of Two and a Half Men

947
00:42:18,340 --> 00:42:19,820
and they're doing a new series together.

948
00:42:19,820 --> 00:42:22,540
But he's been sober six years.

949
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:25,100
And I'm like, I did not see that ever happening.

950
00:42:25,100 --> 00:42:26,980
Six years?

951
00:42:26,980 --> 00:42:28,460
That's what I fucking said.

952
00:42:28,460 --> 00:42:31,180
I'm like, what the fuck?

953
00:42:31,180 --> 00:42:32,500
Huh?

954
00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:33,700
Because he's been Mr.

955
00:42:33,700 --> 00:42:36,220
Party Animal since I would think high school.

956
00:42:36,380 --> 00:42:38,860
Oh, yeah, since Ferris Bueller's Day off.

957
00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:40,060
Exactly.

958
00:42:40,060 --> 00:42:42,660
He was great Ferris Bueller's Day off, by the way.

959
00:42:45,860 --> 00:42:47,660
Good. Oh, my gosh.

960
00:42:47,660 --> 00:42:52,060
Oh, and speaking of all this news and, you know, I'm not on.

961
00:42:53,060 --> 00:42:56,100
Any of the feeds or any of anything. Right.

962
00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:58,420
Did you hear about the Dixie chick?

963
00:42:59,100 --> 00:43:04,100
I saw that on my on my news feed, I guess one of them died.

964
00:43:04,100 --> 00:43:05,700
Yeah, it was like a car accident.

965
00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:07,700
She's 65.

966
00:43:07,700 --> 00:43:11,100
Oh, I didn't realize the Dixie chicks were that old.

967
00:43:11,260 --> 00:43:14,020
Neither did I. I mean, I never don't get me wrong.

968
00:43:14,020 --> 00:43:16,820
I never I could never get into that fucking music.

969
00:43:16,820 --> 00:43:20,460
I'm not country girl, unless it's Johnny Cash.

970
00:43:20,460 --> 00:43:22,300
That's about it. Yeah, for sure.

971
00:43:23,700 --> 00:43:25,460
But yeah, I saw that.

972
00:43:25,460 --> 00:43:27,460
I want to say I saw that yesterday.

973
00:43:27,460 --> 00:43:32,900
Yeah, I was just my more Yahoo will email me sometimes.

974
00:43:33,060 --> 00:43:35,820
And they're like, hey, Dixie chick, L passed away.

975
00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:39,740
And I was like, 65 because it just seems like.

976
00:43:40,780 --> 00:43:45,660
I thought they'd be like in their late 50s or whatever, or mid 50s, but not 65.

977
00:43:45,780 --> 00:43:50,060
It's just like it just doesn't it seem like are the human's life span is just

978
00:43:50,060 --> 00:43:53,100
shorter and shorter and it could be from all the time.

979
00:43:53,100 --> 00:43:55,700
Oh, forever. Who knows?

980
00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:57,380
I don't either.

981
00:43:57,380 --> 00:44:00,420
And I I stand by what my pop says.

982
00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:06,100
My dad's like, you know, the don't ever change my diaper.

983
00:44:06,220 --> 00:44:08,740
He's like, I'll just put a 45 in my own head.

984
00:44:09,220 --> 00:44:11,860
That's right. I'm the same fucking way.

985
00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:14,060
Yeah, I don't like 79 is a good age for me.

986
00:44:14,060 --> 00:44:16,220
I already picked my number 79 or 81.

987
00:44:16,700 --> 00:44:18,740
Like, let me go then. Yeah.

988
00:44:18,740 --> 00:44:19,740
Yeah, for sure.

989
00:44:19,740 --> 00:44:22,140
I was like, that's long enough.

990
00:44:22,140 --> 00:44:25,420
It's long enough in this planet like your dad says, when are you going to cash

991
00:44:25,420 --> 00:44:27,580
in your cash? Yeah, I'm in now.

992
00:44:28,140 --> 00:44:30,220
I'm in. Yep.

993
00:44:30,220 --> 00:44:32,060
First, five, bitch. Yeah.

994
00:44:32,620 --> 00:44:34,540
See you never.

995
00:44:34,540 --> 00:44:36,220
Or I'll save you in hell.

996
00:44:38,740 --> 00:44:39,740
Shit.

997
00:44:41,660 --> 00:44:43,340
Oh, my gosh.

998
00:44:43,340 --> 00:44:48,220
I know everybody who believes in all that, I'm sorry, but it's I am.

999
00:44:48,340 --> 00:44:50,380
Yeah, just cash in your chips.

1000
00:44:50,380 --> 00:44:54,060
I always I used to tell my my children, I'm like, when you die,

1001
00:44:54,060 --> 00:44:55,340
it shouldn't be a bad thing.

1002
00:44:55,340 --> 00:44:57,660
You're just going to the next level like a video game.

1003
00:44:57,660 --> 00:44:58,300
Right.

1004
00:44:58,300 --> 00:45:00,500
I'm just sign off and call it a day.

1005
00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:01,180
Yeah.

1006
00:45:01,180 --> 00:45:06,220
So imagine you'd be floating and doing whatever you could haunt houses, scare people.

1007
00:45:06,220 --> 00:45:07,220
Like.

1008
00:45:12,220 --> 00:45:12,980
And there you have it.

1009
00:45:12,980 --> 00:45:14,620
Yeah, there you have it.

1010
00:45:14,620 --> 00:45:15,180
There you have it.

1011
00:45:15,180 --> 00:45:18,340
Freakin' merry, freaking Christmas tomorrow.

1012
00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:21,740
Yeah, I was just going to say, is Santa showing up tonight for you?

1013
00:45:21,740 --> 00:45:23,780
I don't care if he shows up for me.

1014
00:45:23,780 --> 00:45:24,860
You know, whatever.

1015
00:45:24,860 --> 00:45:26,260
Yeah, I highly doubt it.

1016
00:45:26,260 --> 00:45:31,420
I know that there was some dude that was at the library that looked like Santa.

1017
00:45:33,060 --> 00:45:34,900
He obviously skipped my house.

1018
00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:37,260
I don't know.

1019
00:45:37,260 --> 00:45:39,380
I don't fuck you then.

1020
00:45:39,380 --> 00:45:40,980
You know, I don't know.

1021
00:45:40,980 --> 00:45:42,460
This must be bad.

1022
00:45:42,460 --> 00:45:48,500
There's a part of me every year where I act like I don't give a shit.

1023
00:45:48,500 --> 00:45:50,740
I don't I don't ever get a Christmas gift.

1024
00:45:50,740 --> 00:45:54,660
I'm granted I got a Christmas gift from my bestie.

1025
00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:56,260
Thank you.

1026
00:45:56,260 --> 00:45:59,420
In September, September, but I'll take it.

1027
00:45:59,620 --> 00:46:00,540
I take it all day long.

1028
00:46:00,540 --> 00:46:04,620
I should have wrapped it and put it under the tree just so I could wake up in the morning.

1029
00:46:04,620 --> 00:46:05,620
Don't do that shit.

1030
00:46:05,620 --> 00:46:07,780
You'll be like, I got a gift.

1031
00:46:08,540 --> 00:46:09,740
But I didn't.

1032
00:46:09,740 --> 00:46:10,460
I didn't.

1033
00:46:10,460 --> 00:46:16,260
But there's always just a small part of me that thinks, you know what, someone,

1034
00:46:17,060 --> 00:46:23,540
someone, other than my true bestie, who actually gives a fuck like just somebody

1035
00:46:23,540 --> 00:46:25,500
just can't somebody just say, hey, promoter bullets.

1036
00:46:25,740 --> 00:46:27,340
Here's a fucking Christmas card.

1037
00:46:27,340 --> 00:46:32,140
Here is a fucking Amazon gift card or just whatever.

1038
00:46:32,860 --> 00:46:37,100
I just kind of think there's there's a few select people that are on this list

1039
00:46:37,100 --> 00:46:41,140
that I have in my head where it's like, hmm, let's see.

1040
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:43,700
I always get disappointed every year.

1041
00:46:43,860 --> 00:46:44,620
It never happened.

1042
00:46:44,620 --> 00:46:45,740
It never.

1043
00:46:45,740 --> 00:46:48,220
Well, girl, that's why you need to start treating yourself.

1044
00:46:48,220 --> 00:46:48,980
That's what I know.

1045
00:46:48,980 --> 00:46:50,340
I'll treat yourself.

1046
00:46:51,140 --> 00:46:53,620
Nobody gets to all these just me and my son.

1047
00:46:53,660 --> 00:46:54,780
That's right, bitch.

1048
00:46:54,780 --> 00:46:58,100
And Travis Kelsey is on some commercial I'm watching right now.

1049
00:46:58,100 --> 00:47:02,420
I don't know what the commercial is, but did you see the Twitter post I sent you?

1050
00:47:03,220 --> 00:47:04,860
You're not Taylor Swift.

1051
00:47:04,860 --> 00:47:08,540
Taylor Swift gave Travis Kelsey a stupid fucking hickey.

1052
00:47:08,540 --> 00:47:10,460
And I'm like, what are we in fucking junior high?

1053
00:47:10,620 --> 00:47:11,140
Well, yeah.

1054
00:47:11,140 --> 00:47:13,540
And don't you know how to get rid of it?

1055
00:47:13,540 --> 00:47:16,620
Get the lipstick cap out or the cold spoon.

1056
00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:18,100
Like, what the hell?

1057
00:47:18,100 --> 00:47:20,140
Put your fucking fancy makeup on.

1058
00:47:20,740 --> 00:47:21,860
Fucking hide that shit.

1059
00:47:21,860 --> 00:47:25,740
Like, OK, I'm like, I guess we're little kids.

1060
00:47:25,820 --> 00:47:27,260
So there you have it.

1061
00:47:27,260 --> 00:47:29,100
She how old is she?

1062
00:47:29,100 --> 00:47:29,780
I don't know.

1063
00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:34,940
But she's just I don't understand why people like her so much.

1064
00:47:34,940 --> 00:47:36,740
I don't understand at all.

1065
00:47:36,740 --> 00:47:38,460
But I'm not a basic white bitch either.

1066
00:47:38,460 --> 00:47:40,580
So I'm basic.

1067
00:47:41,980 --> 00:47:43,100
No curves.

1068
00:47:43,100 --> 00:47:46,580
But I just remember seeing that gray either.

1069
00:47:47,420 --> 00:47:49,020
I don't think so either.

1070
00:47:49,020 --> 00:47:50,140
But I just know G unit.

1071
00:47:50,140 --> 00:47:51,900
She's like, no, Auntie, I do not listen to her.

1072
00:47:51,900 --> 00:47:54,780
I'm like, oh, thank fucking God, because I would have to disown her.

1073
00:47:54,900 --> 00:47:56,060
Oh, my gosh, I know.

1074
00:47:56,060 --> 00:47:57,340
Thank goodness she does it.

1075
00:47:57,340 --> 00:48:00,940
My son is just I think it's just he's just one of those boys growing up.

1076
00:48:00,940 --> 00:48:02,660
He's like, oh, take, take.

1077
00:48:02,660 --> 00:48:05,380
Yeah. Oh, she's she's cute.

1078
00:48:05,460 --> 00:48:09,900
I'm like, yeah, because she looks like a fucking 14 year old with her flat ass.

1079
00:48:11,980 --> 00:48:12,900
You know what?

1080
00:48:12,900 --> 00:48:14,660
No, she does look 14.

1081
00:48:14,660 --> 00:48:16,420
I wonder how old she is.

1082
00:48:16,420 --> 00:48:18,140
She's got to be obviously she's older.

1083
00:48:18,140 --> 00:48:21,020
She's fucking dating a goddamn fucking NFL person.

1084
00:48:21,300 --> 00:48:23,340
Oh, maybe.

1085
00:48:23,340 --> 00:48:24,820
I don't know. I mean, she has to be.

1086
00:48:24,820 --> 00:48:28,980
All I remember was she she has to be at least 30, I would think.

1087
00:48:28,980 --> 00:48:31,500
Was she an American Idol?

1088
00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:32,980
I don't even know how she got famous.

1089
00:48:32,980 --> 00:48:34,380
I want to say it was American Idol.

1090
00:48:34,380 --> 00:48:36,460
I could be wrong. I want to say that, too.

1091
00:48:36,460 --> 00:48:40,300
But maybe I'm thinking of Kelly Clarkson or some shit.

1092
00:48:40,300 --> 00:48:42,220
I don't know. But.

1093
00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:46,020
I thought she had that little glitter guitar and she was like an American Idol,

1094
00:48:46,020 --> 00:48:47,340
but maybe not. She did.

1095
00:48:47,340 --> 00:48:49,620
OK, Taylor Swift is thirty four.

1096
00:48:49,860 --> 00:48:51,580
I'm sorry, thirty four years old.

1097
00:48:51,580 --> 00:48:54,100
And she I guess she just had a birthday December 13th.

1098
00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:55,540
Yeah.

1099
00:48:55,540 --> 00:48:57,860
That explains it.

1100
00:48:58,580 --> 00:49:00,020
She's a fucking Sagittarius.

1101
00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:03,420
She's a fire sign that that totally explains everything.

1102
00:49:03,420 --> 00:49:07,140
Yeah, her fucking music and all her ex-boyfriends and her talking shit

1103
00:49:07,140 --> 00:49:09,620
about them and all her fucking songs thereafter.

1104
00:49:09,980 --> 00:49:12,380
Oh, my gosh. Whatever.

1105
00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:14,660
Yeah, overrated.

1106
00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:16,420
Yeah, I was listening.

1107
00:49:16,420 --> 00:49:21,100
I think I don't know if I mentioned this on our previous podcast.

1108
00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:22,780
It seems like forever since my power went out

1109
00:49:22,780 --> 00:49:26,820
and I missed last week. But I know it seems longer than two weeks,

1110
00:49:26,820 --> 00:49:27,900
but it's only been two weeks.

1111
00:49:27,900 --> 00:49:31,420
Yeah, it's just they were saying that.

1112
00:49:32,700 --> 00:49:38,780
Well, there was like a forum where just people were saying that not only does,

1113
00:49:38,820 --> 00:49:41,620
you know, Travis Kelsey, he's with or whatever.

1114
00:49:41,620 --> 00:49:43,220
Kelsey's Travis Kelsey.

1115
00:49:43,220 --> 00:49:46,580
I know there's two Kelsey brothers, but the do that's with Taylor

1116
00:49:46,580 --> 00:49:52,980
and that they keep every time he makes a score, he does something.

1117
00:49:52,980 --> 00:49:55,980
They always zoom in and pan in on Taylor.

1118
00:49:56,540 --> 00:49:59,620
And the dudes in this forum were saying

1119
00:50:00,780 --> 00:50:07,340
more than half of the NFL players have some hot ass wives, girlfriends, etc.

1120
00:50:08,140 --> 00:50:11,940
OK, why can't we just like pan in on all of theirs?

1121
00:50:12,380 --> 00:50:15,700
Like there were no, that's totally valid.

1122
00:50:15,700 --> 00:50:18,420
Instead of fucking Taylor. Yeah, why can't we get a variety

1123
00:50:18,420 --> 00:50:21,220
instead of just fucking saying Taylor cares?

1124
00:50:21,220 --> 00:50:23,580
And Taylor, I'm sorry, not Taylor.

1125
00:50:23,580 --> 00:50:25,660
What's his name? Travis Kelsey's ex-girlfriend.

1126
00:50:25,660 --> 00:50:28,140
I don't know if she was whatever she was.

1127
00:50:28,140 --> 00:50:29,780
She's a lot fucking hotter than God.

1128
00:50:29,780 --> 00:50:33,340
I'm like, you landed that like he looks like a basic white boy.

1129
00:50:33,340 --> 00:50:38,140
Like I don't even I would put his fucking maybe at five and a half.

1130
00:50:38,140 --> 00:50:41,620
Like I wouldn't even give him a fucking six on a scale of one to ten.

1131
00:50:41,780 --> 00:50:44,460
Yeah. And then because he's a fucking white boy.

1132
00:50:44,460 --> 00:50:46,820
But I was just like, and now you're with Taylor Swift.

1133
00:50:46,820 --> 00:50:48,420
I'm like, I know you weren't hitting that.

1134
00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:53,140
Like, I want to say the girl is mixed, the girl that is his previous ex-girlfriend.

1135
00:50:53,140 --> 00:50:57,460
I'm like, she probably did all the work in the bed. Yeah, of course. Yeah.

1136
00:50:58,300 --> 00:51:00,180
I can't I I don't know.

1137
00:51:00,180 --> 00:51:02,820
I think Kelsey's like kind of becoming a sellout.

1138
00:51:02,820 --> 00:51:07,580
Maybe this is a stunt publicity thingy because now you're getting double

1139
00:51:07,580 --> 00:51:10,020
vaxed and you're you're getting your flu shot and shit.

1140
00:51:10,020 --> 00:51:12,140
Like get off of the TV.

1141
00:51:12,140 --> 00:51:14,940
Oh, just talk about that all the time or something.

1142
00:51:14,940 --> 00:51:15,860
I don't pay attention.

1143
00:51:15,860 --> 00:51:20,060
Yeah, he has this commercial where he's like, oh, brother.

1144
00:51:20,460 --> 00:51:23,020
That's all you had to say was commercial about it. OK.

1145
00:51:23,020 --> 00:51:27,220
And then and he's like now he's like state farm and I don't know.

1146
00:51:27,220 --> 00:51:29,940
But it's like, stop it already.

1147
00:51:29,940 --> 00:51:32,020
Are you or Lisa? Go ahead.

1148
00:51:32,020 --> 00:51:35,140
I'm sorry. I'm just like, it's like he's trying to retire already.

1149
00:51:35,380 --> 00:51:39,420
And oh, I don't even know how long has he been in the game for.

1150
00:51:39,420 --> 00:51:41,700
I don't think he's been in that long.

1151
00:51:41,700 --> 00:51:44,460
But I don't know.

1152
00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:46,820
I keep cutting you. No, I'm like, I don't know.

1153
00:51:48,140 --> 00:51:48,980
Well, you know what?

1154
00:51:48,980 --> 00:51:53,220
If I was getting he I guess he's playing the card because I'd have been like,

1155
00:51:53,220 --> 00:51:55,380
Taylor, let's get married and I don't have to work anymore.

1156
00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:57,380
Fucking you write your fucking songs, bitch.

1157
00:51:57,380 --> 00:52:00,500
Let me live off your fucking money.

1158
00:52:00,500 --> 00:52:03,180
For sure. I mean, she has.

1159
00:52:03,180 --> 00:52:06,980
They can definitely both fucking retire and live. OK.

1160
00:52:06,980 --> 00:52:10,460
Media. Media.

1161
00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:16,460
They can live in the KELVAS or wherever all the fucking Kardashians and everybody live.

1162
00:52:17,220 --> 00:52:18,220
Right.

1163
00:52:19,980 --> 00:52:20,980
Shit.

1164
00:52:21,660 --> 00:52:23,660
I'm just jealous.

1165
00:52:23,660 --> 00:52:25,660
I'm just hating.

1166
00:52:29,420 --> 00:52:30,980
Well, I know your fucking chargers.

1167
00:52:30,980 --> 00:52:34,660
I didn't watch the game last night, but I saw that you guys lost by two.

1168
00:52:34,660 --> 00:52:38,980
Yeah, and I'm kind of like thinking to myself, why are they even showing the game?

1169
00:52:38,980 --> 00:52:40,980
It doesn't even.

1170
00:52:40,980 --> 00:52:43,220
We went or left.

1171
00:52:43,220 --> 00:52:45,460
Oh, so did they show the game up there?

1172
00:52:45,460 --> 00:52:47,460
No, I had to watch it on Peacock.

1173
00:52:48,780 --> 00:52:51,340
OK, well, at least they at least you were able to watch it there.

1174
00:52:51,340 --> 00:52:53,860
We play tomorrow. We fucking I can't fucking wait.

1175
00:52:53,940 --> 00:52:57,540
Did I send you the Max Crosby for Raiders?

1176
00:52:57,740 --> 00:53:01,420
How he talks? He was talking shit about wasn't talking shit.

1177
00:53:01,420 --> 00:53:06,060
But he was confirming that him and Patrick Mahones, also known as darling Connor from

1178
00:53:06,060 --> 00:53:07,460
Roseanne fucking have a beat.

1179
00:53:10,300 --> 00:53:13,300
He's like, oh, yeah, he's like, he's like, I hunt him down.

1180
00:53:13,300 --> 00:53:14,220
I'm a fucking dog.

1181
00:53:14,220 --> 00:53:17,940
I'm like, that's right, Bart, bitch, let's go for tomorrow.

1182
00:53:18,140 --> 00:53:19,620
Yes.

1183
00:53:19,620 --> 00:53:24,020
10 a.m. So I'm going to definitely watch it better be fucking on TV down here.

1184
00:53:24,020 --> 00:53:25,020
Shit.

1185
00:53:26,020 --> 00:53:28,260
It should be or I don't know.

1186
00:53:28,260 --> 00:53:29,860
It's Christmas Day and it's a Monday.

1187
00:53:29,860 --> 00:53:33,740
So I'm assuming it's going to be on regular TV and not like a certain mark.

1188
00:53:33,740 --> 00:53:36,380
You know how like how you said it's like not in your market.

1189
00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:38,180
It better be in every fucking market.

1190
00:53:38,180 --> 00:53:39,140
It's Christmas Day.

1191
00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:40,540
I hate that.

1192
00:53:40,540 --> 00:53:45,020
I drove to the store today, too, and I was flipping through the radio.

1193
00:53:45,380 --> 00:53:47,860
They're all Seahawks radio.

1194
00:53:47,860 --> 00:53:49,580
Seahawks fucking radio.

1195
00:53:49,580 --> 00:53:51,100
That's a fuck.

1196
00:53:51,100 --> 00:53:52,100
God.

1197
00:53:52,620 --> 00:53:56,100
Marks on Lynch ain't playing, then I don't want to hear about the Seahawks.

1198
00:53:56,500 --> 00:53:57,820
I fucking see chickens.

1199
00:53:57,820 --> 00:53:59,420
I'm just hating on everybody.

1200
00:53:59,420 --> 00:54:03,180
Now I'm like, oh, gosh, I don't even wear my watch anymore.

1201
00:54:06,620 --> 00:54:08,540
Well, you can wear it after February.

1202
00:54:08,540 --> 00:54:09,540
I will.

1203
00:54:09,540 --> 00:54:14,740
I'm going to start throwing some positive vibes out for 2024.

1204
00:54:14,740 --> 00:54:20,140
I'm sure Raiders will finish last and you guys will be like, so there's what?

1205
00:54:20,140 --> 00:54:21,900
Four in the division.

1206
00:54:21,900 --> 00:54:23,460
So you'll be we'll be number four.

1207
00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:25,580
You'll be number three for AFC West.

1208
00:54:25,580 --> 00:54:26,900
You will be last.

1209
00:54:26,900 --> 00:54:28,940
The Raiders will be gosh.

1210
00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,900
At least you guys have some bragging rights.

1211
00:54:31,900 --> 00:54:34,700
I think that last game you demolished us.

1212
00:54:34,700 --> 00:54:38,940
But by the way, oh my God, that was absolutely ridiculous.

1213
00:54:38,940 --> 00:54:44,820
But they fired the head coach and I know like, yes, please.

1214
00:54:44,820 --> 00:54:47,820
But I don't even know how that fix fixes the problem.

1215
00:54:47,820 --> 00:54:52,580
What fixes the problem is Herbert gets peeled and gets back on the field.

1216
00:54:52,580 --> 00:54:53,900
There you go.

1217
00:54:53,900 --> 00:54:56,300
But yeah, OK.

1218
00:54:57,540 --> 00:54:59,140
It's a long way to February.

1219
00:54:59,140 --> 00:55:00,140
I know.

1220
00:55:01,420 --> 00:55:06,020
I'm just going to make a shrine and I'm going to pray every day.

1221
00:55:06,020 --> 00:55:07,140
Yeah, for sure.

1222
00:55:07,140 --> 00:55:10,580
If there's one thing I'm praying about, I come on.

1223
00:55:10,580 --> 00:55:14,580
This is our this is our season to our 24.

1224
00:55:16,580 --> 00:55:17,580
Shit.

1225
00:55:17,580 --> 00:55:18,580
Oh my gosh.

1226
00:55:18,580 --> 00:55:19,580
Now I have a hand.

1227
00:55:19,580 --> 00:55:22,580
Oh, Pomona bullets.

1228
00:55:22,580 --> 00:55:23,580
I love you.

1229
00:55:23,580 --> 00:55:24,580
So let's go to Rance.

1230
00:55:24,580 --> 00:55:26,580
Do you have any like specific rants?

1231
00:55:26,580 --> 00:55:29,580
Did you want that you wanted to mention for today?

1232
00:55:29,580 --> 00:55:30,580
Oh my gosh.

1233
00:55:30,580 --> 00:55:36,580
I think I just blurred them all out out of turn earlier in our episode.

1234
00:55:36,580 --> 00:55:45,580
I gosh, my rants are I hate with the whole debit card and.

1235
00:55:45,580 --> 00:55:49,580
Cash, I just I'm telling you people.

1236
00:55:49,580 --> 00:55:52,580
You do need to have some fucking cash.

1237
00:55:52,580 --> 00:55:53,580
I don't know.

1238
00:55:53,580 --> 00:55:54,580
I wish I could.

1239
00:55:54,580 --> 00:55:56,580
My rant is can I trade?

1240
00:55:56,580 --> 00:55:58,580
Can I trade some silver?

1241
00:55:58,580 --> 00:56:00,580
Like for some batteries.

1242
00:56:00,580 --> 00:56:02,580
Like what if I had some silver coins?

1243
00:56:02,580 --> 00:56:07,580
What if I there's no there's no trading system anymore?

1244
00:56:07,580 --> 00:56:11,580
It's just it's either freaking cash or debit.

1245
00:56:11,580 --> 00:56:12,580
Right.

1246
00:56:12,580 --> 00:56:16,580
Or debit and my biggest rant is Wells Fargo.

1247
00:56:16,580 --> 00:56:18,580
Oh, that's right.

1248
00:56:18,580 --> 00:56:19,580
Tell everybody.

1249
00:56:19,580 --> 00:56:23,580
I guess Wells Fargo can go fly a freaking kite.

1250
00:56:23,580 --> 00:56:26,580
I am so sick of them.

1251
00:56:26,580 --> 00:56:28,580
And I don't understand why.

1252
00:56:28,580 --> 00:56:34,580
Supposedly my account was compromising and granted.

1253
00:56:34,580 --> 00:56:36,580
This is my main main account.

1254
00:56:36,580 --> 00:56:39,580
This is where my paychecks get the paychecks.

1255
00:56:39,580 --> 00:56:44,580
This is where all the important things get taken out such as mortgage payments,

1256
00:56:44,580 --> 00:56:48,580
car insurance payments, car note, everything.

1257
00:56:48,580 --> 00:56:50,580
It gets compromised.

1258
00:56:50,580 --> 00:56:54,580
I go to get gas and they tell me your account's frozen.

1259
00:56:54,580 --> 00:56:56,580
Your account's frozen.

1260
00:56:56,580 --> 00:56:59,580
I have to call Wells Fargo.

1261
00:56:59,580 --> 00:57:03,580
They're like, oh yeah, we shut it down three days ago.

1262
00:57:03,580 --> 00:57:04,580
Thank you.

1263
00:57:04,580 --> 00:57:06,580
Thank you for the call.

1264
00:57:06,580 --> 00:57:09,580
Thank you.

1265
00:57:09,580 --> 00:57:11,580
Thank you for letting me know.

1266
00:57:11,580 --> 00:57:13,580
I was just going to say they could have notified you.

1267
00:57:13,580 --> 00:57:14,580
Yeah.

1268
00:57:14,580 --> 00:57:15,580
Why not?

1269
00:57:15,580 --> 00:57:21,580
Why can't you just like say, hey, I checked my account probably once a day.

1270
00:57:21,580 --> 00:57:23,580
I go into the little app.

1271
00:57:23,580 --> 00:57:27,580
Just try to make sure like, Hey, did bills get taken out?

1272
00:57:27,580 --> 00:57:28,580
What do I have this?

1273
00:57:28,580 --> 00:57:29,580
Whatever.

1274
00:57:29,580 --> 00:57:31,580
I'm really good with my finances.

1275
00:57:31,580 --> 00:57:34,580
You would think they would have some type of alert.

1276
00:57:34,580 --> 00:57:36,580
That said, check it out.

1277
00:57:36,580 --> 00:57:37,580
Pomona bullets.

1278
00:57:37,580 --> 00:57:38,580
It's frozen.

1279
00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:41,580
We're sending you a new card.

1280
00:57:41,580 --> 00:57:43,580
I don't, I don't know.

1281
00:57:43,580 --> 00:57:46,580
So Wells Fargo can go suck a fat one.

1282
00:57:46,580 --> 00:57:47,580
I hate them.

1283
00:57:47,580 --> 00:57:55,580
And now I'm transitioning to find another bank, which is a fucking hassle because I had to

1284
00:57:55,580 --> 00:57:56,580
make a list.

1285
00:57:56,580 --> 00:57:57,580
Okay.

1286
00:57:57,580 --> 00:57:58,580
Netflix comes up.

1287
00:57:58,580 --> 00:58:03,580
My like, I have to make sure I capture every percent.

1288
00:58:03,580 --> 00:58:08,580
Percent or company that takes money out of my account every month.

1289
00:58:08,580 --> 00:58:10,580
So it's, it's a lot of work.

1290
00:58:10,580 --> 00:58:14,580
It's almost like, you know, trying to change your last name back to your main name after

1291
00:58:14,580 --> 00:58:15,580
you get divorced.

1292
00:58:15,580 --> 00:58:19,580
Fucking hassle.

1293
00:58:19,580 --> 00:58:23,580
Speaking of, now that you said that shit, I just got my new, are you know how like when

1294
00:58:23,580 --> 00:58:26,580
your card like expires and they send you the new one?

1295
00:58:26,580 --> 00:58:27,580
Yeah.

1296
00:58:27,580 --> 00:58:28,580
Yeah.

1297
00:58:28,580 --> 00:58:29,580
Thank you for the reminder.

1298
00:58:29,580 --> 00:58:32,580
I guess I need to call the cable company and they got to call some place.

1299
00:58:32,580 --> 00:58:36,580
I'm like, Hey, here's the new expiration date, bitch.

1300
00:58:36,580 --> 00:58:37,580
Yeah, you do.

1301
00:58:37,580 --> 00:58:38,580
Damn it.

1302
00:58:38,580 --> 00:58:39,580
Yeah.

1303
00:58:39,580 --> 00:58:42,580
Everybody, everybody's like, sorry.

1304
00:58:42,580 --> 00:58:49,580
You, and then, and then you get charged a reactivation fee and shit for the people you forget.

1305
00:58:49,580 --> 00:58:50,580
Like, Oh, I'm sorry.

1306
00:58:50,580 --> 00:58:51,580
Hulu, I forgot you.

1307
00:58:51,580 --> 00:58:52,580
I forgot you.

1308
00:58:52,580 --> 00:58:53,580
Exactly.

1309
00:58:53,580 --> 00:58:56,580
That's always just like, I need to get on that really fucking quick because I don't know

1310
00:58:56,580 --> 00:58:59,580
when, um, shit.

1311
00:58:59,580 --> 00:59:00,580
Yeah.

1312
00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:01,580
Thanks.

1313
00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:02,580
You're welcome.

1314
00:59:02,580 --> 00:59:05,580
You're the real one.

1315
00:59:05,580 --> 00:59:07,580
Shit.

1316
00:59:07,580 --> 00:59:09,580
Yeah.

1317
00:59:09,580 --> 00:59:11,580
It's truth.

1318
00:59:11,580 --> 00:59:13,580
Nothing but truth.

1319
00:59:13,580 --> 00:59:15,580
Truth, truth, truth.

1320
00:59:15,580 --> 00:59:16,580
Okay.

1321
00:59:16,580 --> 00:59:17,580
I have a fucking rant.

1322
00:59:17,580 --> 00:59:18,580
I have one rant.

1323
00:59:18,580 --> 00:59:19,580
YouTube.

1324
00:59:19,580 --> 00:59:20,580
I love you.

1325
00:59:20,580 --> 00:59:24,580
I signed back up for the subscription, even though you guys want a ridiculous amount,

1326
00:59:24,580 --> 00:59:26,580
which is $18 a month.

1327
00:59:26,580 --> 00:59:27,580
That used to be $12 a month.

1328
00:59:27,580 --> 00:59:29,580
That is not my fucking rant.

1329
00:59:29,580 --> 00:59:30,580
My rant is this.

1330
00:59:30,580 --> 00:59:34,580
YouTube has been around since what, the 1990s?

1331
00:59:34,580 --> 00:59:40,580
How the fuck, how, how the fuck do you guys not have a fast forward button in 15 or 30

1332
00:59:40,580 --> 00:59:41,580
second increments?

1333
00:59:41,580 --> 00:59:46,580
Like you can either like forward it with your fucking finger and drag it across the screen

1334
00:59:46,580 --> 00:59:50,580
or if you hit next, it goes to the next fucking video on your fucking playlist.

1335
00:59:50,580 --> 00:59:57,580
I just don't want this fucking, oh, 50 second or 30 second increments, especially when I'm

1336
00:59:57,580 --> 01:00:02,580
listening to podcasts or commentary on the, like when I'm listening to clubs,

1337
01:00:02,580 --> 01:00:04,580
there's certain things that I don't want to listen to.

1338
01:00:04,580 --> 01:00:08,580
Like if he's still rambling about whatever, I'm like, let's talk about the next topic.

1339
01:00:08,580 --> 01:00:13,580
Can I just like 15 seconds would be great if I can just forward it by 15 or 30 seconds.

1340
01:00:13,580 --> 01:00:18,580
But no, YouTube, you suck in that department.

1341
01:00:18,580 --> 01:00:20,580
We're going into 2024.

1342
01:00:20,580 --> 01:00:22,580
Figure it out, bitch.

1343
01:00:22,580 --> 01:00:23,580
Oh my gosh.

1344
01:00:23,580 --> 01:00:27,580
Our listeners say they want to fast forward us.

1345
01:00:27,580 --> 01:00:29,580
They couldn't if they're listening on YouTube.

1346
01:00:29,580 --> 01:00:35,580
Um, no, they couldn't, but they could if they listen on Spotify and 15 separate increments.

1347
01:00:35,580 --> 01:00:39,580
Because when Joe Rogan has his goddamn fucking thing and all of a sudden he cuts to commercial,

1348
01:00:39,580 --> 01:00:41,580
I'm like, oh, guess what we're going to do?

1349
01:00:41,580 --> 01:00:51,580
We're going to fast forward through this bullshit route fucking quick.

1350
01:00:51,580 --> 01:00:54,580
Oh my gosh.

1351
01:00:54,580 --> 01:00:55,580
That is there.

1352
01:00:55,580 --> 01:00:56,580
We have it.

1353
01:00:56,580 --> 01:00:59,580
Yeah, I don't know.

1354
01:00:59,580 --> 01:01:00,580
Well, that's the same.

1355
01:01:00,580 --> 01:01:01,580
Oh my gosh.

1356
01:01:01,580 --> 01:01:02,580
Well, that's what like dish.

1357
01:01:02,580 --> 01:01:05,580
I'm going to dovetail off of that dish network.

1358
01:01:05,580 --> 01:01:06,580
That's what I have.

1359
01:01:06,580 --> 01:01:08,580
That's my cable provider.

1360
01:01:08,580 --> 01:01:16,580
Um, it's always so they, they make it seem like it's just the best thing ever, which

1361
01:01:16,580 --> 01:01:17,580
don't get me wrong.

1362
01:01:17,580 --> 01:01:23,580
I like the fact that I could download dish and on my phone and when I'm at work, I can

1363
01:01:23,580 --> 01:01:28,580
record shows and watch it on my phone, blah, blah, blah.

1364
01:01:28,580 --> 01:01:30,580
But how can I can't read?

1365
01:01:30,580 --> 01:01:33,580
I can't fast forward fucking commercials.

1366
01:01:33,580 --> 01:01:35,580
If I'm recording a show.

1367
01:01:35,580 --> 01:01:40,580
Oh, you should be able to think they those motherfuckers don't let you.

1368
01:01:40,580 --> 01:01:42,580
That is rude.

1369
01:01:42,580 --> 01:01:48,580
They won't let you fast forward on your phone with my little app, but I can fast forward

1370
01:01:48,580 --> 01:01:49,580
on my TV.

1371
01:01:49,580 --> 01:01:51,580
But that's rude.

1372
01:01:51,580 --> 01:01:54,580
Yeah, I think it's rude for a hundred and fucking $30 a month.

1373
01:01:54,580 --> 01:01:58,580
I think it's very fucking rude.

1374
01:01:58,580 --> 01:02:00,580
Fucking uncalled for, to be honest.

1375
01:02:00,580 --> 01:02:01,580
Yeah.

1376
01:02:01,580 --> 01:02:04,580
I don't even watch that much fucking TV.

1377
01:02:04,580 --> 01:02:06,580
I think, I don't know.

1378
01:02:06,580 --> 01:02:08,580
I listened to more podcasts.

1379
01:02:08,580 --> 01:02:13,580
I'm actually watching TV is at work and I'm what obviously I'm watching while I'm working,

1380
01:02:13,580 --> 01:02:17,580
but I like during the days like when I come home from work, I'm like, I got shit to do.

1381
01:02:17,580 --> 01:02:18,580
So that's in it.

1382
01:02:18,580 --> 01:02:22,580
It just TV just interrupts me because then I'm going to sit down and watch it and then

1383
01:02:22,580 --> 01:02:24,580
I don't get my shit done.

1384
01:02:24,580 --> 01:02:25,580
Exactly.

1385
01:02:25,580 --> 01:02:26,580
Exactly.

1386
01:02:26,580 --> 01:02:29,580
Oh, and well, shit.

1387
01:02:29,580 --> 01:02:32,580
This is what I found out as well.

1388
01:02:32,580 --> 01:02:37,580
Um, so dish was telling me it keeps every time I turn on my TV, it's kind of you have to

1389
01:02:37,580 --> 01:02:44,580
like say start the TV, but it'll give you these little like pop ups of, oh, this now has the

1390
01:02:44,580 --> 01:02:48,580
Yulag or dish now you can enjoy the Yulag.

1391
01:02:48,580 --> 01:02:49,580
You can enjoy this.

1392
01:02:49,580 --> 01:02:55,580
You can enjoy it like these stupid channels, which is basically a Yulag or and they play

1393
01:02:55,580 --> 01:02:57,580
Christmas music or whatnot.

1394
01:02:57,580 --> 01:03:00,580
I ended up one night.

1395
01:03:00,580 --> 01:03:04,580
I turned on the TV and it was called dish scapes.

1396
01:03:04,580 --> 01:03:05,580
Okay.

1397
01:03:05,580 --> 01:03:15,580
It was just a stupid digital fucking picture of a cabin and there was snow and you would

1398
01:03:15,580 --> 01:03:19,580
hear Santa Claus and his reindeer ho ho ho going across.

1399
01:03:19,580 --> 01:03:24,580
And but it was like on this loop, but I thought that was going to be very therapeutic.

1400
01:03:24,580 --> 01:03:27,580
I put my timer on my TV for two hours.

1401
01:03:27,580 --> 01:03:29,580
I was going to go to sleep to that shit.

1402
01:03:29,580 --> 01:03:34,580
Tell me why the fuck I got charged 599 on my bill for five.

1403
01:03:34,580 --> 01:03:38,580
Oh, hell no.

1404
01:03:38,580 --> 01:03:39,580
Exactly.

1405
01:03:39,580 --> 01:03:42,580
Like fuck that.

1406
01:03:42,580 --> 01:03:43,580
Wow.

1407
01:03:43,580 --> 01:03:44,580
I know.

1408
01:03:44,580 --> 01:03:46,580
I'm all fun 99.

1409
01:03:46,580 --> 01:03:54,580
I know it's like people are probably saying come on a bullet's come on you cheap ass bitch.

1410
01:03:54,580 --> 01:03:55,580
It was five.

1411
01:03:55,580 --> 01:03:58,580
No, but they should have fucking disclosed that they were going to charge you six.

1412
01:03:58,580 --> 01:03:59,580
That's right.

1413
01:03:59,580 --> 01:04:01,580
That's why I know your piss or that's where I was.

1414
01:04:01,580 --> 01:04:02,580
Yeah.

1415
01:04:02,580 --> 01:04:04,580
I know.

1416
01:04:04,580 --> 01:04:05,580
I know.

1417
01:04:05,580 --> 01:04:10,580
You didn't fucking disclose that when I decided to fucking listen to this bullshit.

1418
01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:15,580
And now you're charging me and the time it takes for me to call dish and say,

1419
01:04:15,580 --> 01:04:16,580
listen,

1420
01:04:16,580 --> 01:04:22,580
I think my dog sat on the remote and it went on the stupid channel.

1421
01:04:22,580 --> 01:04:28,580
And just to get 599 credited back to my account and this two hours.

1422
01:04:28,580 --> 01:04:30,580
That's why they know that.

1423
01:04:30,580 --> 01:04:33,580
Yeah, they're just like six dollars worth.

1424
01:04:33,580 --> 01:04:37,580
Sorry, you can go and you can watch a movie.

1425
01:04:37,580 --> 01:04:42,580
Go watch Megan or whatever the fucking I fucking love Megan.

1426
01:04:42,580 --> 01:04:44,580
Have you seen I did all like bitch.

1427
01:04:44,580 --> 01:04:46,580
I need a doll like that.

1428
01:04:46,580 --> 01:04:48,580
I fucking fucking need a doll like that.

1429
01:04:48,580 --> 01:04:50,580
Please fucking kill everybody.

1430
01:04:50,580 --> 01:04:52,580
Push them right.

1431
01:04:52,580 --> 01:04:54,580
Please, please let a car.

1432
01:04:54,580 --> 01:04:59,580
And when that fucking the goodie are not the goodie to shoot the

1433
01:04:59,580 --> 01:05:00,580
fucking world.

1434
01:05:00,580 --> 01:05:04,580
What's the word called them the spoiled little boy and we like you Holly.

1435
01:05:04,580 --> 01:05:05,580
Yeah.

1436
01:05:05,580 --> 01:05:07,580
And Holly's his mom.

1437
01:05:07,580 --> 01:05:08,580
Yeah.

1438
01:05:08,580 --> 01:05:09,580
Yep.

1439
01:05:09,580 --> 01:05:10,580
I was like Megan.

1440
01:05:10,580 --> 01:05:12,580
Yeah, do it.

1441
01:05:12,580 --> 01:05:13,580
I, I.

1442
01:05:13,580 --> 01:05:15,580
That's what I'm talking about.

1443
01:05:15,580 --> 01:05:17,580
No more Furby's no more nothing.

1444
01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:18,580
We need Megan's.

1445
01:05:18,580 --> 01:05:20,580
Yeah, we need Megan's to rule the fucking world.

1446
01:05:20,580 --> 01:05:21,580
Yeah, please do.

1447
01:05:21,580 --> 01:05:22,580
I need a Megan.

1448
01:05:22,580 --> 01:05:24,580
I need like three of them in my house.

1449
01:05:24,580 --> 01:05:25,580
Like, right.

1450
01:05:25,580 --> 01:05:30,580
I need a Megan.

1451
01:05:30,580 --> 01:05:34,580
I need one to clean one to cook and one to keep the lights on when

1452
01:05:34,580 --> 01:05:35,580
the power's out.

1453
01:05:35,580 --> 01:05:36,580
Yep.

1454
01:05:36,580 --> 01:05:37,580
And one to kick ass.

1455
01:05:37,580 --> 01:05:38,580
That's right.

1456
01:05:38,580 --> 01:05:40,580
Be your fucking personal bodyguard.

1457
01:05:40,580 --> 01:05:41,580
Yeah.

1458
01:05:41,580 --> 01:05:42,580
Yep.

1459
01:05:42,580 --> 01:05:43,580
Oh Megan.

1460
01:05:43,580 --> 01:05:44,580
Yeah.

1461
01:05:44,580 --> 01:05:46,580
It was like that's and she didn't even die.

1462
01:05:46,580 --> 01:05:48,580
It was almost like a Chuckie scene.

1463
01:05:48,580 --> 01:05:52,580
Remember when Chuckie was like in the fireplace and his head and he

1464
01:05:52,580 --> 01:05:53,580
still talk.

1465
01:05:53,580 --> 01:05:55,580
Oh yeah.

1466
01:05:55,580 --> 01:05:56,580
For sure.

1467
01:05:56,580 --> 01:05:59,580
Did you ever watch the talking Tina episode with telly Savala?

1468
01:05:59,580 --> 01:06:00,580
Oh yes.

1469
01:06:00,580 --> 01:06:01,580
Okay.

1470
01:06:01,580 --> 01:06:02,580
So that's what it reminded me.

1471
01:06:02,580 --> 01:06:05,580
I don't know if it was based off of that, but that's what I'm talking

1472
01:06:05,580 --> 01:06:07,580
Tina and I'm going to kill you.

1473
01:06:07,580 --> 01:06:12,580
And then she pushes telly Savala's down the steps.

1474
01:06:12,580 --> 01:06:13,580
Yes.

1475
01:06:13,580 --> 01:06:15,580
Go Jack goes down.

1476
01:06:15,580 --> 01:06:17,580
So freaking awesome.

1477
01:06:17,580 --> 01:06:19,580
You know what that used to be.

1478
01:06:19,580 --> 01:06:24,580
I'm going to go down.

1479
01:06:24,580 --> 01:06:27,580
I was watching my Christmas like rituals and was watching the

1480
01:06:27,580 --> 01:06:28,580
Twilight Zone.

1481
01:06:28,580 --> 01:06:29,580
That and the outer limits.

1482
01:06:29,580 --> 01:06:30,580
Yeah.

1483
01:06:30,580 --> 01:06:32,580
One day would do the,

1484
01:06:32,580 --> 01:06:34,580
I guess the marathons or whatever.

1485
01:06:34,580 --> 01:06:35,580
Yeah.

1486
01:06:35,580 --> 01:06:36,580
Yeah.

1487
01:06:36,580 --> 01:06:38,580
But Twilight Zone will always be my favorite because it's just

1488
01:06:38,580 --> 01:06:39,580
sci-fi and I'm just like,

1489
01:06:39,580 --> 01:06:41,580
how computers are going to rule the world one day.

1490
01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:43,580
And sure enough, look where we are now.

1491
01:06:43,580 --> 01:06:44,580
Yup.

1492
01:06:44,580 --> 01:06:45,580
Boom.

1493
01:06:45,580 --> 01:06:46,580
And you'll face.

1494
01:06:46,580 --> 01:06:48,580
They were trying to tell us for years.

1495
01:06:48,580 --> 01:06:50,580
And they were like,

1496
01:06:50,580 --> 01:06:52,580
Oh, it's called the Twilight Zone.

1497
01:06:52,580 --> 01:06:53,580
Yeah.

1498
01:06:53,580 --> 01:06:56,580
Oh my gosh.

1499
01:06:56,580 --> 01:06:59,580
Do you remember the one where they were like pigs?

1500
01:06:59,580 --> 01:07:00,580
Yeah.

1501
01:07:00,580 --> 01:07:02,580
With the pig face.

1502
01:07:02,580 --> 01:07:03,580
Okay.

1503
01:07:03,580 --> 01:07:05,580
So what's your favorite Twilight Zone episode?

1504
01:07:05,580 --> 01:07:06,580
Oh, wait.

1505
01:07:06,580 --> 01:07:07,580
Okay.

1506
01:07:07,580 --> 01:07:09,580
Oh, I have so many, but I think my most.

1507
01:07:09,580 --> 01:07:10,580
Okay.

1508
01:07:10,580 --> 01:07:12,580
So you're in top three because I have three.

1509
01:07:12,580 --> 01:07:14,580
So my top, what are your top three?

1510
01:07:14,580 --> 01:07:15,580
Okay.

1511
01:07:15,580 --> 01:07:18,580
So the first one is going to be the Gremlin one where the guy was

1512
01:07:18,580 --> 01:07:20,580
on the airplane and the little green one.

1513
01:07:20,580 --> 01:07:22,580
Why don't I remember that one?

1514
01:07:22,580 --> 01:07:23,580
Oh my gosh.

1515
01:07:23,580 --> 01:07:24,580
Yes.

1516
01:07:24,580 --> 01:07:25,580
I keep talking.

1517
01:07:25,580 --> 01:07:26,580
Let me see if I,

1518
01:07:26,580 --> 01:07:27,580
if I have a dog's mind memory.

1519
01:07:27,580 --> 01:07:28,580
Okay.

1520
01:07:28,580 --> 01:07:31,580
So this guy's going like out of town to another state.

1521
01:07:31,580 --> 01:07:33,580
He's in an airplane and they're,

1522
01:07:33,580 --> 01:07:35,580
they're having turbulence and this and that.

1523
01:07:35,580 --> 01:07:37,580
And there's something going on.

1524
01:07:37,580 --> 01:07:40,580
An engine goes out and he opens his little window because he has a

1525
01:07:40,580 --> 01:07:42,580
window seat and that little Gremlin.

1526
01:07:42,580 --> 01:07:44,580
There was a little Gremlin and just like,

1527
01:07:44,580 --> 01:07:45,580
Oh, on the way.

1528
01:07:45,580 --> 01:07:46,580
Yes.

1529
01:07:46,580 --> 01:07:47,580
Yeah.

1530
01:07:47,580 --> 01:07:48,580
Okay.

1531
01:07:48,580 --> 01:07:49,580
I remember.

1532
01:07:49,580 --> 01:07:50,580
That is,

1533
01:07:50,580 --> 01:07:52,580
that's your number one.

1534
01:07:52,580 --> 01:07:53,580
That's my number one.

1535
01:07:53,580 --> 01:07:54,580
I do.

1536
01:07:54,580 --> 01:07:55,580
Do, do.

1537
01:07:55,580 --> 01:07:56,580
Absolutely love talking Tina.

1538
01:07:56,580 --> 01:07:58,580
Talking Tina was one of my.

1539
01:07:58,580 --> 01:07:59,580
Yes.

1540
01:07:59,580 --> 01:08:01,580
That's the number two, I guess.

1541
01:08:01,580 --> 01:08:02,580
And my number two.

1542
01:08:02,580 --> 01:08:03,580
And then my number three.

1543
01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:06,580
Oh, there's so many, but there was the.

1544
01:08:06,580 --> 01:08:08,580
There was one where.

1545
01:08:08,580 --> 01:08:09,580
I remember the,

1546
01:08:09,580 --> 01:08:11,580
the one where I was on the airplane.

1547
01:08:11,580 --> 01:08:14,580
And then there was one where.

1548
01:08:14,580 --> 01:08:17,580
It was like the pigs, the pigs.

1549
01:08:17,580 --> 01:08:18,580
The pig face.

1550
01:08:18,580 --> 01:08:20,580
It was like, they were like doctors,

1551
01:08:20,580 --> 01:08:22,580
but then they would pull up their, yeah,

1552
01:08:22,580 --> 01:08:23,580
and there were pigs.

1553
01:08:23,580 --> 01:08:24,580
Yeah.

1554
01:08:24,580 --> 01:08:26,580
And then, and then the, I guess the patient,

1555
01:08:26,580 --> 01:08:27,580
she just wanted a normal face.

1556
01:08:27,580 --> 01:08:28,580
Yeah.

1557
01:08:28,580 --> 01:08:29,580
Yeah.

1558
01:08:29,580 --> 01:08:30,580
She ends up with a normal face.

1559
01:08:30,580 --> 01:08:31,580
And then.

1560
01:08:31,580 --> 01:08:32,580
Okay.

1561
01:08:32,580 --> 01:08:33,580
Got it.

1562
01:08:33,580 --> 01:08:34,580
Yeah.

1563
01:08:34,580 --> 01:08:35,580
Those are my top three.

1564
01:08:35,580 --> 01:08:36,580
Okay.

1565
01:08:36,580 --> 01:08:37,580
So let me see my top three.

1566
01:08:37,580 --> 01:08:39,580
My first one is the ninth.

1567
01:08:39,580 --> 01:08:41,580
Floor.

1568
01:08:41,580 --> 01:08:43,580
I don't know if that's the name of the,

1569
01:08:43,580 --> 01:08:45,580
or I guess the title of the episode,

1570
01:08:45,580 --> 01:08:47,580
but it's where.

1571
01:08:47,580 --> 01:08:49,580
So they're in a department store and this lady.

1572
01:08:49,580 --> 01:08:51,580
That's in the department store.

1573
01:08:51,580 --> 01:08:53,580
They keep, she keeps in her head.

1574
01:08:53,580 --> 01:08:56,580
Like she's, she's shopping around and then in her head,

1575
01:08:56,580 --> 01:08:58,580
she's like, I have to go to the ninth floor.

1576
01:08:58,580 --> 01:09:00,580
And every time somebody would go into elevator,

1577
01:09:00,580 --> 01:09:03,580
like she would like watch it go up to see if it goes to nine.

1578
01:09:03,580 --> 01:09:05,580
She finally gets to the ninth floor.

1579
01:09:05,580 --> 01:09:07,580
Like she's like, okay, I have to go up there.

1580
01:09:07,580 --> 01:09:09,580
She finally goes up there.

1581
01:09:09,580 --> 01:09:12,580
It's just the entire floor is filled with mannequins.

1582
01:09:12,580 --> 01:09:14,580
So she's like, what the fuck?

1583
01:09:14,580 --> 01:09:17,580
And they're like, no, like she can hear these voices in her head.

1584
01:09:17,580 --> 01:09:18,580
Like you need to stay here.

1585
01:09:18,580 --> 01:09:19,580
It's not your turn.

1586
01:09:19,580 --> 01:09:20,580
Your time is up.

1587
01:09:20,580 --> 01:09:22,580
It's, it's my turn now.

1588
01:09:22,580 --> 01:09:24,580
It comes to find out she's a fucking mannequin.

1589
01:09:24,580 --> 01:09:26,580
And like, I remember that one.

1590
01:09:26,580 --> 01:09:28,580
That's my favorite fucking one.

1591
01:09:28,580 --> 01:09:30,580
I'm like, dude, like those voices in your head.

1592
01:09:30,580 --> 01:09:34,580
Like you kind of have to listen to them in a sort of certain kind of way.

1593
01:09:34,580 --> 01:09:36,580
Right.

1594
01:09:36,580 --> 01:09:38,580
So that's my first one is the ninth floor.

1595
01:09:38,580 --> 01:09:40,580
The second one obviously is talking Tina.

1596
01:09:40,580 --> 01:09:41,580
Yes.

1597
01:09:41,580 --> 01:09:44,580
I fucking love cojack and cojack went down cause he's an asshole.

1598
01:09:44,580 --> 01:09:45,580
Yes.

1599
01:09:45,580 --> 01:09:48,580
And then the third one, I don't know what the title is called,

1600
01:09:48,580 --> 01:09:50,580
but I don't know if you remember, um,

1601
01:09:50,580 --> 01:09:53,580
there was these two kids and they would always go swimming.

1602
01:09:53,580 --> 01:09:55,580
In the swimming pool.

1603
01:09:55,580 --> 01:09:57,580
And like when they entered the swimming pool,

1604
01:09:57,580 --> 01:09:59,580
they were able to enter another world.

1605
01:09:59,580 --> 01:10:03,580
Oh, was it a square or a lake?

1606
01:10:03,580 --> 01:10:06,580
I want to say it was a, well, maybe it was a lake.

1607
01:10:06,580 --> 01:10:08,580
I want to say it was a swimming pool though.

1608
01:10:08,580 --> 01:10:11,580
They come up out of the swimming pool or the lake and they end up like on this

1609
01:10:11,580 --> 01:10:13,580
ranch or whatever, like this open land.

1610
01:10:13,580 --> 01:10:18,580
And they would call, I guess, whoever the lady was aunt TT aunt TT.

1611
01:10:18,580 --> 01:10:20,580
I gotta let that one.

1612
01:10:20,580 --> 01:10:21,580
Yeah.

1613
01:10:21,580 --> 01:10:24,580
Like they would always go out like they would, like they would, um,

1614
01:10:24,580 --> 01:10:26,580
go between two worlds, like, I guess whatever,

1615
01:10:26,580 --> 01:10:29,580
but that swimming pool or the lake was their entrance to the,

1616
01:10:29,580 --> 01:10:31,580
the better part, I guess.

1617
01:10:31,580 --> 01:10:34,580
Oh my God. But we're talking about like the black and white.

1618
01:10:34,580 --> 01:10:35,580
Yes.

1619
01:10:35,580 --> 01:10:37,580
I've only ever watched the black and white Twilight zones.

1620
01:10:37,580 --> 01:10:38,580
Is there a color?

1621
01:10:38,580 --> 01:10:39,580
Yeah.

1622
01:10:39,580 --> 01:10:41,580
They try to do a newer version of them.

1623
01:10:41,580 --> 01:10:42,580
I never watched them.

1624
01:10:42,580 --> 01:10:43,580
I never watched them.

1625
01:10:43,580 --> 01:10:45,580
No, I, it has to be with Rod Sterling.

1626
01:10:45,580 --> 01:10:46,580
Oh yeah.

1627
01:10:46,580 --> 01:10:47,580
Oh yeah.

1628
01:10:47,580 --> 01:10:48,580
Oh my gosh.

1629
01:10:48,580 --> 01:10:49,580
I'm going to, you know what?

1630
01:10:49,580 --> 01:10:51,580
That's going to be my, I'm going to,

1631
01:10:51,580 --> 01:10:54,580
I'm going to keep that Christmas tradition going strong.

1632
01:10:54,580 --> 01:10:55,580
Starting this year.

1633
01:10:55,580 --> 01:10:57,580
If you log into my Hulu, um,

1634
01:10:57,580 --> 01:10:58,580
my Hulu,

1635
01:10:58,580 --> 01:11:01,580
I think Hulu still has, um, Twilight zone because they've always had

1636
01:11:01,580 --> 01:11:02,580
Twilight zone.

1637
01:11:02,580 --> 01:11:05,580
So it should be on there the whole entire fucking all their seasons.

1638
01:11:05,580 --> 01:11:06,580
I can't wait.

1639
01:11:06,580 --> 01:11:08,580
I'm going to look for the Gremlin one.

1640
01:11:08,580 --> 01:11:11,580
I might start that tonight now that you said that I'll do that while

1641
01:11:11,580 --> 01:11:13,580
I'm doing my writing or whatever, because I just fucking love.

1642
01:11:13,580 --> 01:11:16,580
That's what made me fall in love with sci-fi is, um,

1643
01:11:16,580 --> 01:11:17,580
Twilight zone.

1644
01:11:17,580 --> 01:11:18,580
I love Twilight zone.

1645
01:11:18,580 --> 01:11:21,580
And it was like, I was always so scared as a kid,

1646
01:11:21,580 --> 01:11:23,580
but I was just so intriguing.

1647
01:11:23,580 --> 01:11:24,580
Yeah.

1648
01:11:24,580 --> 01:11:25,580
Because he,

1649
01:11:25,580 --> 01:11:28,580
Rod Sterling made it fucking very interesting and just made it.

1650
01:11:28,580 --> 01:11:31,580
He was very engaging, especially with him as a narrator.

1651
01:11:31,580 --> 01:11:32,580
Oh yeah.

1652
01:11:32,580 --> 01:11:33,580
At least for me.

1653
01:11:33,580 --> 01:11:34,580
I don't know.

1654
01:11:34,580 --> 01:11:35,580
I can't speak for everybody.

1655
01:11:35,580 --> 01:11:36,580
Well, he was for me as well.

1656
01:11:36,580 --> 01:11:40,580
And then just like back then the male species, um,

1657
01:11:40,580 --> 01:11:41,580
just had those prominent.

1658
01:11:41,580 --> 01:11:43,580
Like male features.

1659
01:11:43,580 --> 01:11:44,580
Yes.

1660
01:11:44,580 --> 01:11:45,580
And it's just like,

1661
01:11:45,580 --> 01:11:46,580
manly features.

1662
01:11:46,580 --> 01:11:47,580
Yeah.

1663
01:11:47,580 --> 01:11:48,580
And what happened?

1664
01:11:48,580 --> 01:11:50,580
You look at a dude now and just like, what the fuck?

1665
01:11:50,580 --> 01:11:51,580
They're all like,

1666
01:11:51,580 --> 01:11:55,580
just all sludgy and pudgy.

1667
01:11:55,580 --> 01:11:58,580
I was actually looking at my father's yearbook,

1668
01:11:58,580 --> 01:11:59,580
high school yearbook.

1669
01:11:59,580 --> 01:12:01,580
And your father still has his yearbooks.

1670
01:12:01,580 --> 01:12:02,580
No, I have it.

1671
01:12:02,580 --> 01:12:03,580
Oh Jesus Christ.

1672
01:12:03,580 --> 01:12:04,580
Why?

1673
01:12:04,580 --> 01:12:05,580
I don't, I don't know.

1674
01:12:05,580 --> 01:12:08,580
I think my grandma must have gave it to me and was just like,

1675
01:12:08,580 --> 01:12:10,580
you know, your dad's going through a divorce and, uh,

1676
01:12:10,580 --> 01:12:11,580
here's his yearbook.

1677
01:12:11,580 --> 01:12:17,580
Um, and it was just so interesting because all the seniors,

1678
01:12:17,580 --> 01:12:22,580
all the guys are wearing like a tie and, and,

1679
01:12:22,580 --> 01:12:24,580
and they just, there are features.

1680
01:12:24,580 --> 01:12:27,580
Just they had that chiseled masculine.

1681
01:12:27,580 --> 01:12:28,580
Yeah.

1682
01:12:28,580 --> 01:12:29,580
They have mustaches.

1683
01:12:29,580 --> 01:12:31,580
They're just at 18.

1684
01:12:31,580 --> 01:12:32,580
Exactly.

1685
01:12:32,580 --> 01:12:34,580
I'm like, what the fuck?

1686
01:12:34,580 --> 01:12:39,580
You were actually, uh, at Pomona High and look at a fucking your

1687
01:12:39,580 --> 01:12:40,580
book now.

1688
01:12:40,580 --> 01:12:41,580
Look at the seniors.

1689
01:12:41,580 --> 01:12:42,580
Yeah.

1690
01:12:42,580 --> 01:12:43,580
A whole bunch of them.

1691
01:12:43,580 --> 01:12:47,580
Yeah.

1692
01:12:47,580 --> 01:12:50,580
It's like what they're trying to, they have some peach fuzz.

1693
01:12:50,580 --> 01:12:51,580
Like, I don't even know.

1694
01:12:51,580 --> 01:12:52,580
They just look like kids.

1695
01:12:52,580 --> 01:12:53,580
They're not even mad.

1696
01:12:53,580 --> 01:12:54,580
But not even close.

1697
01:12:54,580 --> 01:12:56,580
I was just like, shit.

1698
01:12:56,580 --> 01:12:57,580
Wow.

1699
01:12:57,580 --> 01:12:58,580
These like,

1700
01:12:58,580 --> 01:12:59,580
these,

1701
01:12:59,580 --> 01:13:01,580
this dude looks like my boss.

1702
01:13:01,580 --> 01:13:02,580
Like,

1703
01:13:02,580 --> 01:13:03,580
he's like,

1704
01:13:03,580 --> 01:13:04,580
yeah,

1705
01:13:04,580 --> 01:13:05,580
I'm like,

1706
01:13:05,580 --> 01:13:06,580
yeah,

1707
01:13:06,580 --> 01:13:07,580
I'm like,

1708
01:13:07,580 --> 01:13:08,580
yeah,

1709
01:13:08,580 --> 01:13:09,580
I'm like,

1710
01:13:09,580 --> 01:13:10,580
yeah,

1711
01:13:10,580 --> 01:13:11,580
I'm like,

1712
01:13:11,580 --> 01:13:13,580
yeah,

1713
01:13:13,580 --> 01:13:14,580
I'm like,

1714
01:13:14,580 --> 01:13:15,580
shit.

1715
01:13:15,580 --> 01:13:16,580
He was barely 18 years old.

1716
01:13:16,580 --> 01:13:18,580
I'm looking him all chiseled and shit.

1717
01:13:18,580 --> 01:13:19,580
Yeah.

1718
01:13:19,580 --> 01:13:20,580
He's got the clap.

1719
01:13:20,580 --> 01:13:21,580
Ken.

1720
01:13:21,580 --> 01:13:24,580
Like looking like what's his name?

1721
01:13:24,580 --> 01:13:25,580
Jay Leno.

1722
01:13:25,580 --> 01:13:27,580
Prominent chin.

1723
01:13:27,580 --> 01:13:28,580
I was like,

1724
01:13:28,580 --> 01:13:29,580
I'm like,

1725
01:13:29,580 --> 01:13:30,580
I'm like,

1726
01:13:30,580 --> 01:13:31,580
I'm like,

1727
01:13:31,580 --> 01:13:32,580
I'm like,

1728
01:13:32,580 --> 01:13:33,580
I'm like,

1729
01:13:33,580 --> 01:13:34,580
I'm like,

1730
01:13:34,580 --> 01:13:35,580
I'm like,

1731
01:13:35,580 --> 01:13:36,580
I'm like,

1732
01:13:36,580 --> 01:13:37,580
I'm like,

1733
01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:38,580
I'm like,

1734
01:13:38,580 --> 01:13:39,580
I'm like,

1735
01:13:39,580 --> 01:13:40,580
I'm like,

1736
01:13:40,580 --> 01:13:41,580
I'm like,

1737
01:13:41,580 --> 01:13:42,580
I'm like,

1738
01:13:42,580 --> 01:13:43,580
yeah,

1739
01:13:43,580 --> 01:13:44,580
I'm like,

1740
01:13:44,580 --> 01:13:45,580
I'm like,

1741
01:13:45,580 --> 01:13:46,580
I'm like,

1742
01:13:46,580 --> 01:13:47,580
I'm like,

1743
01:13:47,580 --> 01:13:48,580
yeah,

1744
01:13:48,580 --> 01:13:49,580
yeah,

1745
01:13:49,580 --> 01:13:50,580
yeah,

1746
01:13:50,580 --> 01:13:51,580
yeah,

1747
01:13:51,580 --> 01:13:52,580
and the Clark.

1748
01:13:52,580 --> 01:13:53,580
Oh,

1749
01:13:53,580 --> 01:13:54,580
yeah,

1750
01:13:54,580 --> 01:13:55,580
yeah,

1751
01:13:55,580 --> 01:13:56,580
yeah,

1752
01:13:56,580 --> 01:13:57,580
yeah,

1753
01:13:57,580 --> 01:13:58,580
yeah,

1754
01:13:58,580 --> 01:13:59,580
little greaser type like just man,

1755
01:13:59,580 --> 01:14:00,580
just on point,

1756
01:14:00,580 --> 01:14:01,580
just,

1757
01:14:01,580 --> 01:14:02,580
they look like they all smelled good.

1758
01:14:02,580 --> 01:14:03,580
They look like they were just like,

1759
01:14:03,580 --> 01:14:04,580
hi karate.

1760
01:14:04,580 --> 01:14:05,580
Yeah,

1761
01:14:05,580 --> 01:14:06,580
there's just men in the making like,

1762
01:14:06,580 --> 01:14:07,580
wow,

1763
01:14:07,580 --> 01:14:09,580
now you look at these fucking garbage little kids and,

1764
01:14:09,580 --> 01:14:11,820
It's only two days.

1765
01:14:11,820 --> 01:14:14,220
He drive Miss Pomona bullets around please.

1766
01:14:14,220 --> 01:14:16,460
So I don't drive.

1767
01:14:16,740 --> 01:14:19,340
I want a permanent chauffeur and I'm not talking Uber.

1768
01:14:19,340 --> 01:14:22,540
I mean a permanent like Lincoln town car chauffeur.

1769
01:14:22,740 --> 01:14:25,340
Yeah, I must speak that into existence.

1770
01:14:25,340 --> 01:14:27,500
Let's do let's do this.

1771
01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:29,940
I'm going to be like, you know what?

1772
01:14:29,940 --> 01:14:30,500
Yes.

1773
01:14:30,500 --> 01:14:34,540
Um, Clayton is going to drive me to Southern California.

1774
01:14:34,580 --> 01:14:35,300
Exactly.

1775
01:14:35,300 --> 01:14:36,340
I'm just going to say three.

1776
01:14:36,340 --> 01:14:37,420
I'm bitch. Let's go.

1777
01:14:37,420 --> 01:14:39,860
Drive me to fucking independence Oregon.

1778
01:14:39,860 --> 01:14:40,460
Yep.

1779
01:14:40,460 --> 01:14:42,460
We're like, we got to rescue my bestie.

1780
01:14:42,460 --> 01:14:43,740
She has no power right now.

1781
01:14:43,740 --> 01:14:45,060
I'll be like drive slow.

1782
01:14:45,060 --> 01:14:46,220
It saves gas.

1783
01:14:50,580 --> 01:14:50,860
Yeah.

1784
01:14:50,860 --> 01:14:51,260
Yeah.

1785
01:14:52,060 --> 01:14:52,420
All right.

1786
01:14:52,420 --> 01:14:54,900
On that note, I think we should end this tomorrow.

1787
01:14:54,900 --> 01:14:55,340
Yes.

1788
01:14:55,340 --> 01:14:59,940
I'm with everybody, including my bestie, a very, very fucking Christmas.

1789
01:14:59,940 --> 01:15:01,740
Merry, Merry Christmas.

1790
01:15:02,700 --> 01:15:04,060
All right, guys, we are out.

1791
01:15:04,060 --> 01:15:06,140
We will see you next week before the New Year.

1792
01:15:06,140 --> 01:15:08,380
Yes. All right.

1793
01:15:08,380 --> 01:15:08,660
All right.

1794
01:15:08,660 --> 01:15:37,420
Be safe.