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After your place, I hit his place up because I would hang out with him just to fucking hang out, right?

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Yeah.

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Did I tell you that we fucked that one?

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Yes, you did! I was like, you fucking bitch!

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I was so fucking jealous!

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I was fucking...

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I was like, you're getting some dick and I can't!

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I'm like, damn!

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You fucking...

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I just made pancakes with me!

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Did I tell you I- I pissed on the floor?

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Happy Sunday, Bestie!

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Happy Motherfucking Sunday!

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What'd it do?

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What'd it do, yo?

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Um, shit.

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Fuck.

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Man, all I get, like I said, I'm gonna start with my rants.

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That's a stupid NFL-

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You know what? I'm fine by me, so it's not playing your game, I guess.

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Well, my game doesn't start until a little bit later.

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Oh.

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Well, my team, the Chargers, GoBoltz, even though they suck, but, you know, I'm still gonna represent.

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I'm still gonna represent.

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I can't wear my watch.

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I just- I hide it sometimes.

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I'm like, Jackson Cleveland!

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You know what? I really like the fucking quarterback at Jack- with Jacksonville?

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What's his face?

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That cute little blondie guy?

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Fucking hot.

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He's fucking- he's a hottie.

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I like him.

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Yeah, I don't know, I'm gonna have to look him up.

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Yeah, I think he's like, what is he?

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I don't know, I don't know, my glasses on.

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He's like, number 16? 18? I don't know.

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But he's hot.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Well, anyways, that's how my morning's going.

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I'm relaxing. I actually got everything done for the most part before I logged on, so I'm feeling really good.

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That's fucking amazing.

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Yesterday, I tried to put up- yeah, okay, I'm late to the party.

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I'm putting up my Christmas trees yesterday.

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Okay.

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The house- the house has been plural?

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Plural.

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The house is so big, and I'm such a minimalist.

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So it's kind of like, let's just put this open space with a tree.

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So where'd you put them at?

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So when you walk in the house, there's a tree- you know that big mirror that I have when you just kind of walk in?

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Yes.

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Okay, so I have one right there.

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Okay.

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And then I have one in the living room, and that's like my Macy's tree that I spent like, I don't fucking know.

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By the TV or by the sliding doors?

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By the sliding doors, kind of like in between where that window is before the sliding door.

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Got it.

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Yeah.

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Well, okay, Kim Kardashian with your multiple trees.

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Yeah, you know.

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Yeah, I just- you know, two units like, we're going to do this.

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And I- so the trees are fake, obviously, and QVC sold me on- are you seeing them on?

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Oh, dear God, you bought them from QVC.

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Yeah, well, they were like selling these Macy trees 10 years ago.

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Okay.

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I'm on- I'm watching- okay, this is truth.

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This is facts.

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If I can't find my fucking remote, I don't know if I'm laying on it.

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I don't know where the fuck it is.

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I just watch whatever lands on my screen.

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And it's always QVC or-

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It happens to always be QVC, and I think they fucking know that this is- this is what-

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This is what this old lady does, is she just fucking falls asleep TV, so let's try to sell her.

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But that's how I got so many of my Invicta watches.

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I'm like, what?

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No way.

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Yeah, you told me.

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So, after we get off the call, you're going to have to educate me on how to fucking change the time since I- we didn't know how to undo it or I don't know what the proper term is.

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How to change the time.

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Yeah, and you're going to feel so shitty.

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Like I did.

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And to our listeners, I know how to change a fucking watch, the time on a watch, but these Invicta watches that both Pomona Bullets and I have, we have the same one.

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There's a certain way or a certain technique to, I guess, unlocking it before you can change the time because quote unquote, it's an underwater watch for 100 meters according to the jeweler.

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And that's why it has that certain dial.

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Yeah.

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And you can't just pull it out because if you pull it out, it's going to fucking break.

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And that's what he says every time he doesn't want to pull out and just wants to explode.

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They never want to pull out.

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Shit.

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Yeah, it, I, yeah, I can't wait.

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So how did you figure it out?

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You were just playing with it or what?

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Yeah.

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So, yeah, I just, I got off of work and I just was having a hard time.

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I was having a little nightcap and I said, wait a second, it can't be that complicated.

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It really is.

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And I, I, yeah.

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And I just, I was like, Oh, is that easy?

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Shit.

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What the fuck?

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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And I was like, Bestie, I got your text.

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I got your text.

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But then I'm like, if I text her back now, I'm getting ready to go to bed.

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And I'm like, she's going to call me and I'm like, it's just going to throw off my whole night.

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So we're just going to have to table this until Sunday.

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Cause I'm an old lady and I go to bed early.

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So there.

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Me too.

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After I text you, I'm like, it was like my little nightcap.

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Bestie, I figured it out.

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I'm snoring.

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That's how I was.

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I'm like, fuck this shit.

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She's going to have to wait.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I'll wait.

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I got nothing but time at, at this point.

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I'm like, You're so funny.

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That's why I've had to.

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Useless.

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You're so funny.

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You should take your, you should take your show on the road.

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Lo's, is having this, um, talented loads has talent.

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And I was like, so it's like standup or what?

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Oh, shit. I mean, it has to be. I mean, maybe I don't play the drums,

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But I.

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I see.

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We could carry our feet.

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Yeah, fucking loads of talent.

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It's $5,000 for the grand prize, but you know,

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I think I heard the story.

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Or is it for multiple locations?

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It's for the whole nation.

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So all this.

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I was just gonna say, okay.

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Well, fucking sign up, bitch.

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Well, you have to send a video and then you get cool.

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Oh God, whatever.

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Do I upload a podcast?

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Right?

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But then I'm like, oh fuck, I can't

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because if they go back and they hear all the shit I talk,

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like nevermind.

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Here's your $5,000, by the way, you're fired.

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Yeah.

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Pass all your stocks and your fucking holiday and vacation.

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And your last check.

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Mine is all that, yeah.

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Yeah, last check, bitch.

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Here's $3,000.

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Right.

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And that's before Uncle Sam takes his cut.

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Yeah.

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We all know fucking Uncle Sam.

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So speaking of Uncle Sam, I want to say the Super Lotto

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for California.

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I think it was a Super Lotto last night.

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Two people won from this.

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And they purchased their tickets from the same gas station

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in Encino, California.

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How crazy is that?

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No, I, OK.

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Let's tell off that because I heard that that Powerball,

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somebody lied.

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What?

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That they won.

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They said somebody lied.

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They said they had the winning ticket.

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And they never came forward.

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OK, so it's still good.

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So I'm like, so is.

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I'm waiting for somebody to claim.

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But it's kind of like, this is the whole little DNA homicide

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detective in me.

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I'm just like, wait a second.

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So it doesn't even matter if you say, oh, I'm the winner.

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The system should say somebody bought a winning ticket.

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No, that's the way it's supposed to be.

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Right?

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So you can't just say, oh, I won.

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And let everybody think that, oh, you won the billion fucking

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trillion, whatever.

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No, it's the lottery that says, tells you if somebody actually

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won the billion or the big jackpot or whatever.

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Right.

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You don't have a name, but you just know the location

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and the number.

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Yes.

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And yeah, so I'm like, OK, Yahoo News, fuck you.

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Like, is this clickbait?

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Yeah, you fucking pump fake bitch.

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Like, fuck this.

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There's a fucking millionaire out there.

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Then I need their address.

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Right.

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I'm going to send my dog and my kids and we're hungry.

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I need another Christmas tree.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I mean, my parlor needs another Christmas tree.

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I don't know.

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Parlor.

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You're fucking parlor.

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I love it.

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Well, that's a bit of an Islander word, I guess.

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And I mean, I know on the mainland,

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so stop they call it the living room.

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But there you go.

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Yeah, yeah, shit.

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I don't know.

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Well, anyways, just point blank.

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My house is too motherfucking big and I don't like to clean

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and I hate everything.

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So let's just start there.

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You haven't had any power out just due to, I guess,

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snow or anything like that.

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Yeah, right?

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OK, good.

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Not yet, but it's about it.

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It's heading this way.

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I know it.

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I know it is every year.

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Oh, fuck yeah.

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And last night, I just the rain.

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It started the flurries were it's, I guess,

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that's what they call it where it snows, but it doesn't stick.

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And this is all terminology that I'm learning since I've

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moved here.

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I just like, oh, it's snowing.

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They're like, no, it's flurries because it doesn't stick.

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What do you mean it doesn't stick?

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Well, when it's just a round mouth.

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Oh, OK.

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So it's not snowing.

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It's flurries.

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It's not cold enough for it to actually snow, I guess.

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I don't know or stick or whatever.

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Where's the fucking Dallas rains when we need them?

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Hey, exactly.

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Just like, what the fuck is going on?

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Do we need chains?

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I'm wearing a beanie and everyone thinks I'm crazy.

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But why?

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Because you're wearing a beanie.

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Yeah, but I'm just trying to protect my naps like I don't wear.

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They don't wear beanie.

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They do when it's like under 30 degrees.

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But when it's like 40 or 50.

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Oh, I would be wearing one if it was 40.

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Girl, I'm wearing a scarf, a jacket, a beanie.

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I have an umbrella.

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Don't don't come to Oregon and have an umbrella.

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They'll shoot you.

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They know that you ain't from here.

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The only time I use an umbrella is if it's I use it

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for the opposite because I'm Islander like you.

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I use it if I'm out in the sun and I'm walking in the summertime

261
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to block the sun from me.

262
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That's the only time because I fucking hate using an umbrella

263
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when it's rainy.

264
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There's no it serves no purpose because with everything.

265
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Yeah, with the wind and everything, the rain is slapping me in the face.

266
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So what's the point of an umbrella when it's raining?

267
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Well, I just try to protect my hair because I take like an hour

268
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to straighten it. Right.

269
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And it's like one fucking drop of water.

270
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It just keeps it all up like the whole thing.

271
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I even think about that.

272
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I'm just like, shit.

273
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But I bought this umbrella that's actually fucking.

274
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I thought it was cool, but everybody in Oregon thinks if you have an umbrella,

275
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you're a fucking loser and you can't just muscle out the weather.

276
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But in my case, I'm protecting my naps.

277
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OK, I'm right.

278
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Truly trying to.

279
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So there's this umbrella where when you get into your car

280
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and you know how you're trying to like shake your umbrella and put it in,

281
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it's all crazy.

282
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So I was thank you.

283
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QPC again.

284
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QPC, if you want to sponsor me, if you want to sponsor

285
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Top Shelf Hikings, please do because I'm great.

286
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I love your products.

287
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:06,680
So I bought this umbrella and it's a reverse.

288
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Reverse. So instead of it coming down and you shake it, it goes up.

289
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Yeah, it goes up and then all the fucking water just pours out

290
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,840
and then you just bring it into your car.

291
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No shit.

292
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Yeah, it's fucking amazing.

293
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I was like, what the fuck?

294
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I need to.

295
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I thought about that.

296
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Like that was my idea.

297
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But he actually put in the action.

298
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Right.

299
00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:34,120
Yeah, I don't have to check that out.

300
00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:36,280
That sounds interesting because I'm not.

301
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I can't see how the water drains if it goes up.

302
00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:40,920
Well, it goes up.

303
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So all the water.

304
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:46,320
So instead of closing it and then you're like shaking the umbrella

305
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:52,400
and just try to wrap it, it goes up and then you just pour it like.

306
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:54,360
Oh, got it.

307
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,160
OK, so you just turn it or whatever.

308
00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,520
Yeah. And so it's like an opposite umbrella.

309
00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:02,240
Right. But it was the best $18 I ever spent.

310
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,920
I fucking love it.

311
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,960
But then again, I swear, I have to.

312
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:10,440
I have to watch out for like laser fucking beams on my head.

313
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,160
Yeah. But yeah.

314
00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:25,160
So since you shop on QVC all the time in HHS

315
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and what's your most prized, I guess.

316
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:33,000
Purchase, if that's the proper term, I guess, or order.

317
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:38,800
Um, so I get a lot of luminous, which honestly, fuck that.

318
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,320
It's not a prize purchase.

319
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:43,120
I have to actually cancel it because it's just constantly keeps coming.

320
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,480
And is what is luminous?

321
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,760
It's some type of fucking airbrush makeup

322
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or supposed to your supposed to be 10 years younger.

323
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:51,840
I don't you know what?

324
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,920
I bought that shit and I never fucking used it.

325
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Now it's just like, fuck you, luminous.

326
00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:02,720
But I'm not even going to update my fucking card.

327
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:06,240
It expired and I'm just they're like, hey,

328
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:10,600
canceled. I'm like, yes, yeah, just let it cancel.

329
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:14,800
But the main thing with QVC is.

330
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:20,400
Wow. I do a lot of I am.

331
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:23,600
Sheets and and pebbles.

332
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,960
Sheets and pillows. OK.

333
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:28,720
And oh, fuck, I just do so much stupid shit.

334
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,480
Like this is when, you know, you're getting fucking old

335
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,080
because I was like, I do need a wig.

336
00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:39,280
I don't want to buy a wig. Yeah.

337
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,520
When do you use it? I never have.

338
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,880
I don't know. Oh, my fucking god, girl.

339
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,320
OK, you need to put that on and send me a fucking picture

340
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,640
because your hair is fucking long.

341
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,560
I thought I sent you the video when I told you.

342
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:54,720
You know, I need to see you in that fucking wig, bitch.

343
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,720
So girl, it's a big way.

344
00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,280
It's a Karen wig.

345
00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:02,360
I swear I just thought to myself, but.

346
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,560
I swear it's a Karen wig.

347
00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:07,960
And I'm going to go out afterwards, bitch,

348
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,600
and put it on and send me a fucking picture.

349
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,760
You know, I never wore a wig ever in my life

350
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,680
and I have that island hair.

351
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,160
So I was like, oh, so I need.

352
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:21,920
I need a little hairnet. I need like thank you very much.

353
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,240
That's why I'm like, you didn't think this out.

354
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,320
No, I didn't. It was QVC.

355
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,200
Thank you, QVC. I still bought it.

356
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,680
Like I just thought I needed it.

357
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:31,800
I just thought I needed it.

358
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:34,680
The bitch said, you know, you wake up late.

359
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,240
You're trying to get to work.

360
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,480
Why don't you just throw this on?

361
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:38,280
It looks so natural.

362
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,320
I was like, fuck, yeah, I fucking need that.

363
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,760
I fucking I don't know.

364
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:47,680
And I'm just like, yeah, this is gonna work.

365
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,000
I'm like, Karen all day.

366
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:57,200
But I can't wait to be in the grocery store, put that bitch on.

367
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,160
But it wasn't me. I'm shaggy.

368
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,520
But it wasn't me.

369
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:07,120
Fucking Karen, I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna yell at everybody.

370
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,640
Why is there a line open?

371
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:12,200
Why do I have I have more than 15 items?

372
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,320
Why do I have to be in the self checkout?

373
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:15,440
Fuck this shit.

374
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:19,720
I'm gonna fucking squirt some goddamn fucking something

375
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,960
on the floor. I'm gonna slip.

376
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:26,320
I'm gonna I'm gonna do all that with this Karen wig.

377
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,320
I swear.

378
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:29,320
Oh, my God.

379
00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:30,320
Fucking tears.

380
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,320
I'm gonna tear my face.

381
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,440
I'm gonna sue everybody.

382
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:37,920
I'm gonna sue everybody with this wig on.

383
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:41,000
But this is a fucking god.

384
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,080
This fucking insane.

385
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:47,680
I'm gonna I'm gonna put it on when we face time after this episode.

386
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:48,680
Please do.

387
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,440
I'm gonna show you the picture.

388
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:53,000
Why was there was Karen a way?

389
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,520
There was something I didn't think through yesterday,

390
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:59,920
but not to the extent of what you just did.

391
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,680
I'm serious. This is my life, people.

392
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:10,480
This is welcome to my life, and I'm glad to share it with everybody in the world.

393
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,080
OK, so here's what happened to me yesterday.

394
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:17,760
Yesterday morning, I get I wake up, I do my chores,

395
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,440
and then I get on Instagram and I'm like,

396
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:22,640
the Hello Kitty mobile truck is going to be at the West Covina Mall

397
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,240
from 10 to 7.

398
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:28,040
Sweet. I'm fucking going because I love Hello Kitty.

399
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,040
That's the girl in me.

400
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,960
Carrie, Carrie, OK.

401
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,640
Exactly.

402
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,840
And I'm bad bats maroo for me.

403
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,200
And I tell my daughter, I'm like, babe, I'm gonna,

404
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,320
I'm going to go to the mall.

405
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,720
Do you want to go with me?

406
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,440
Hello Kitty, the mobile truck is there.

407
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,200
And she looked at me like I'm a fucking idiot.

408
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,040
She's like, no.

409
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,080
So I'm like, fun, I'm fucking going.

410
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,760
Girl, I get there at 10 fucking 45.

411
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,920
There is a line wrapped around the abandoned sears.

412
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,920
And I'm like, no.

413
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:59,760
Yes, I was in my fucking car and I'm like,

414
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,080
well, I'm just going to keep on rolling home.

415
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,400
Bitch, I would have been like a band and suit.

416
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,080
I would put a fucking little

417
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:12,920
name tag or something on your chest and just be like, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.

418
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,600
Like, yeah, put on some scrubs from Walmart.

419
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,080
You just like, excuse me, excuse me.

420
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,880
Somebody needs some help and just cut in line.

421
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:23,280
I should have did that fucking line wrapped around the sears building.

422
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,480
And I'm like, and I come home and my daughter's like,

423
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:26,960
so how'd it go?

424
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,960
I'm like, there was a line wrapped around sears.

425
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,280
And she's like, yeah, that's what I thought.

426
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,360
I'm like, well, you know, I didn't think this through.

427
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,200
That would have been great if you fucking told me that.

428
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,720
Like there would be a long line, mom.

429
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:40,680
Well, you know, I just start kicking tents and shit.

430
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,960
And I'm just like, excuse me, man.

431
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,480
I'm part of me, somebody needs CPR.

432
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:50,040
And I just stand in line in front of them, like, fuck you.

433
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,840
Jesus. And I did not think that.

434
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,640
Sears, that is funny as fuck.

435
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:59,040
I'm sorry. All the malls are well, that's fine.

436
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,760
I don't care. I don't even think Sears is in business anymore.

437
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:05,560
I don't know. I thought Bed Bath and Beyond went out, but I'm still getting like,

438
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:06,720
hello, we're back.

439
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,120
And it's like, what the fuck?

440
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,440
I'm getting these emails.

441
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,600
Oh, they're back. Oh, maybe just online.

442
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,200
I thought they closed their store.

443
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,040
That's what I thought, but they're like, hello, we're back.

444
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,360
We're back.

445
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:20,320
Pomona bullets. I'm like, oh, you bitch, motherfuckers.

446
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:24,760
Like, God, you were my fucking.

447
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,160
Oh, kryptonite.

448
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,160
He's.

449
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:34,080
Oh, my God, those salty tears that came rolling down my face now are stinging my skin.

450
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,720
God damn it, Pomona bullets.

451
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,080
You're so hilarious.

452
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,280
Oh, shit, I'm here all night.

453
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,880
Right.

454
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,720
OK, I have a question.

455
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:48,880
Do you possess?

456
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,920
Do you own a lot of hoodies like me?

457
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:54,200
Yeah, yes, I do. Yes, ma'am.

458
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:58,840
OK, do they just hang up in your fucking closet or how do you store them?

459
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:05,240
Yeah, I hang them in my closet and because it's the hood, you know, right from the hood.

460
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:10,200
I have like a certain section where it's just nothing but fucking hoodies

461
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,800
because that's how I roll.

462
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,840
Yeah, that's how I am to when I do it.

463
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,600
My thing is this, because, you know, when you stick them on the hangers,

464
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,400
it has the hanger hook or like when you take it off the hanger.

465
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,640
Yeah, like it still has the hanger indent.

466
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,240
I fucking hate that shit.

467
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,960
Oh, so what I do is I put

468
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,960
the hood inside.

469
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:36,200
Inside, like kind of like inside like, oh, I don't know.

470
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,560
I can't explain it.

471
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,160
Geez, but I will you can show me on FaceTime later.

472
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,680
OK, so I put the hood inside like almost like it's a sweater.

473
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,240
OK, and.

474
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:52,520
But I do have I can't use those Walmart fucking, you know,

475
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,920
10 hangers for fucking five bucks.

476
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:58,720
Yeah, I don't I don't do that shit because I don't know how many of those

477
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,680
fucking hangers I broke when I'm just trying to like be lazy

478
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:04,880
and pull one of the hoodies off and it's like right breaks.

479
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:08,920
So I have to have a little bit of a sturdier hanger,

480
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:14,920
but I do put my hood inside because OK, sometimes

481
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:19,200
when it's like the summer, I'm just like, what the fuck?

482
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,360
How did my clothes get dust on it?

483
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:24,760
Especially I just hang it in the closet.

484
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,520
Yeah, I'm just like, what the fuck is going on?

485
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,600
Or again, or maybe maybe it's not just organ.

486
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,600
I don't I don't know.

487
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,840
I don't know. No, that's how it is here, too.

488
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:38,800
But so I have a recliner in the in my daughter's office

489
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:42,200
since you work from home and I have like at least 12 hoodies

490
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,640
and they're all just fucking sitting on the fucking recliner

491
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:48,880
and I on the recliner recliner back because I don't like the stupid

492
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:51,320
hanger in dense on the shoulder.

493
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,840
I fucking hung them all up yesterday.

494
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:53,840
I'm like, this is ridiculous.

495
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:54,480
I have a closet.

496
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:58,000
They just I just need to suck it up and I hung them up and I'm like, God damn it.

497
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,840
Well, they're going to have all hangers in dance again.

498
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:05,320
So that's my thing is that's one of my ramp is those goddamn hanger in dance.

499
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:08,240
Well, do you have those hangers that have that little like

500
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:13,840
if you like one of those little nice T-shirts and they have those little fucking

501
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:19,440
silk straps and you put it in that little in their invention type shit.

502
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:23,400
No. So like you, I don't do the I do the plastic hangers,

503
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,240
those 10 for a dollar or whatever.

504
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,920
But I do that for like shirts or whatever.

505
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,000
But when it comes to hoodies, I do the velvet.

506
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,240
You know what the velvet hangers are?

507
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:31,560
Oh, yes, I have some.

508
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:32,960
Yeah. Yeah.

509
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,040
I have velvet hangers.

510
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:38,080
So I put them on that and I guess it lessens the indent, but it's still there.

511
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,120
It's just in a different spot.

512
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:45,400
Well, I want to tell you that I don't I now I don't put

513
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:51,320
certain shirts or hoodies on the hanger, like how you would typically put

514
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,920
a hanger on just and hang it.

515
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,280
I actually fold the shit.

516
00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:01,600
I was just going to say, do you fold it the way like the department stores do?

517
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,520
Well, yeah. OK, there you are.

518
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,680
I thought you cut out. Oh, no. I.

519
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,400
Girl, I'm going to show you.

520
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,280
I can't wait.

521
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:17,960
And I wish I could share this to the world because these are like two life hacks.

522
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:24,720
I have a system and it it works.

523
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,560
It works. It works.

524
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:31,480
There's no more fucking hanger and lines and dance.

525
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,000
And yeah, I hate that.

526
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,200
All right. Yeah. OK.

527
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,720
Because it was ridiculous.

528
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,840
I'm like, I need to get this off the recliner because I'm not a messy person.

529
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:43,360
It just looks messy and unorganized when they're all when you got 20 or I don't know.

530
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:46,480
I'm exaggerating when you have 15 stacked on there, not 20.

531
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,320
I probably have about 15 hoodies, but they're all just stacked on there.

532
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,640
And I go through them to figure out which one I'm going to wear for the day.

533
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,680
By the way, I am not wearing my top shelf.

534
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:57,520
Hi, Jen's podcast hoodie today. I'm wearing my TVK hoodie.

535
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,360
You know, I'm wearing a fucking car.

536
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:02,400
Heart is cold here. So yeah.

537
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:03,840
Shit, I know.

538
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:08,160
But I did wash our top shelf.

539
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,000
Hi, Jen, hoodie.

540
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,600
And if you throw it in the dryer, I don't know.

541
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,160
I know. I was scared.

542
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:17,960
I was like, yeah, same with me because it was it was it's a heat transfer.

543
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,720
It's not the actual self screen.

544
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,840
Yeah. I'm fucking I'm grown.

545
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,560
I know. Like fuck.

546
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,600
And plus it's black. So anything that's black,

547
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,840
I don't fucking throw in the dryer if I can help it.

548
00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,000
Yeah, I was just like, you know what?

549
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:34,480
Here's some extra fucking downy and I'm going to hang it up.

550
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,040
I don't. I can't get up.

551
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,760
I don't do fabric softener anymore.

552
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,320
I got lazy like maybe 10 years ago.

553
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,440
I guess I need to start back with that. I don't know.

554
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,560
You know what I do?

555
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,280
I fuck fabric softener.

556
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,120
I mean, I have spray and wash.

557
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,240
And that's stain remover, isn't it?

558
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:54,760
Yeah, but I do it for the bottom of socks, I guess.

559
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,880
That's pretty much by black socks.

560
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,280
I mean, that eliminates the brainwashing.

561
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,440
Well, it's for the kids.

562
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:10,200
And then and then when I cook dinner or food or whatever to feed these minions,

563
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,560
I don't like getting popped by grease.

564
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,520
So I'm always putting on a hoodie.

565
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,000
Oh, got it.

566
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,560
Okay, I just like fuck that. I mean, I bruise easily.

567
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,200
I don't know. Am I in the make?

568
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,760
Do I need like iron pills?

569
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:30,480
I don't fucking like just a pop of grease and just like, oh, shit.

570
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:34,680
So I wear long sleeves and right.

571
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,400
And my poor hoodies.

572
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:42,080
Fuck. I'm like, fuck you, grease canola oil.

573
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:48,200
Speaking of bruises, I picked up a pizza before we got we logged on.

574
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,360
And I was half asleep.

575
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:51,640
I put it in the back of my my key.

576
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,960
What the fuck do I have the key of soul?

577
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,280
Come on, bullets.

578
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:59,600
I go to pull to pull down the fucking hatch.

579
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,440
And I'm not paying attention.

580
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:07,200
This thing doesn't pull all the way down and I fucking walk my pelvis into the

581
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,680
goddamn fucking hatch and I'm just like, well, that's gonna bruise.

582
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,280
My God, I was so fucking pissed.

583
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,280
I'm like, you know what?

584
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:15,920
I'm so fucking tired today.

585
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:21,200
So I haven't looked, but I'm sure there's going to be a one long line bruise.

586
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,640
Girl, you're gonna fucking wake up tomorrow.

587
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,880
Just be like, booze, bruise.

588
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:28,360
What?

589
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:32,520
No, I'm telling you, you know, in case I forget, I'm not.

590
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,160
That's why I'm telling you, you feel like, I'm like, what happened?

591
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,640
What happened to my fucking pelvis?

592
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:41,200
They're like my where my my hip is hit the hip and I'm just like, God damn it.

593
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,640
Oh, yeah.

594
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:43,800
And hit the bone.

595
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,200
I'm like, monkey, whatever.

596
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,080
That's what I get for not paying attention.

597
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,480
No, that's what we get for being old.

598
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:52,480
That's who.

599
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,080
But yeah, I bruise easy too.

600
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:58,800
And it's just like, I take my vitamins, I fucking eat pretty much clean for

601
00:27:58,800 --> 00:27:59,800
the most part or whatever.

602
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,640
So why the fuck am I bruising?

603
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,200
Girl, I got.

604
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:11,560
Okay, so I have bruises on my feet and I'm on the bottom of your feet.

605
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:15,600
No, the top and I'm okay.

606
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,720
I'm thinking what the fuck?

607
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,120
Like, how is this really fucking happening?

608
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:22,720
Is it my shoes are okay?

609
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,240
I mean, I have Dr. Scholls.

610
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,480
I don't fucking know.

611
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:31,840
But I started this new little workout.

612
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,240
Okay.

613
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:38,920
And so basically I just have so it's called like a straight.

614
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:43,200
Like a rebot mine in specific as a Reebok stepper.

615
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,000
So it's like the step or the platform.

616
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:50,600
Yeah, but I have so many fucking steps in my house and I kind of was like iffy

617
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,600
of buying it.

618
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:55,520
So I was like, maybe I can do this shit because I have all these steps in my

619
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:59,200
house, but and I honestly thought maybe I could just.

620
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,400
Well, there's no phone books anymore.

621
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,400
So right.

622
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:08,120
So I just like, so I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just

623
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,120
don't, I don't have any stuff.

624
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,960
And I was just like, I don't even know, I swear that it's just give you pretty

625
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:14,960
big connect.

626
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,360
And I put it on Donald Trump, I don't know how many of you know, he

627
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:18,360
built this.

628
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:18,860
PeopleAll탄ium.com is like, Oh, we don't have any

629
00:29:18,860 --> 00:29:22,440
single thing, so what am I gonna do, that's like, if I'm like, you know,

630
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:23,480
it's not going to work out.

631
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,360
So I just want to, first of all I need this room.

632
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:32,800
With this Sunaway house, all the residents and the self affordable

633
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:36,900
and all the systems and everything that they do找ные

634
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:37,720
I get USA.

635
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,280
Like this is all me.

636
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,720
This is what I need to do because I need to keep moving.

637
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,560
I need, I mean, it was my yoga.

638
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:49,280
I used to do yoga in the morning and just try to tighten shit up and stretch.

639
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:52,640
But like my favorite pose is the corpse.

640
00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:55,360
Is that just laying down on your back?

641
00:29:58,880 --> 00:29:59,600
I see you.

642
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,920
I feel you girl.

643
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:05,880
I'm just like, wait, wait, it does do some type of purpose.

644
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:09,920
And I just sound like, oh, shit.

645
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,960
And then my alarm goes off, the little fucking snooze button.

646
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,000
I'm like, yes, I'm getting up going to work.

647
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:19,880
But that was the greatest yoga fucking event that I've ever fucking did.

648
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:24,280
Um, because I'm just like wobbly.

649
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,600
My core isn't that great.

650
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:31,800
I'm just I lie and I tell people I'm fucking happy.

651
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,040
Like it's just crazy.

652
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:37,040
Girl, you need to like just do some planks for your core.

653
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,120
You know how to do planks.

654
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,720
Just hold it for like 15 seconds and build your way up for your core.

655
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:42,720
And then just.

656
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:47,840
Yeah, I think I need to work on my core because like my calves are on fucking

657
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,560
sleek, they pop and shit.

658
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,800
And I'm like, yeah, I don't have tangles.

659
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:56,280
Like fuck yeah, I'm just like, hmm, I can do flutter pics.

660
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,960
Like a big like you are hilarious.

661
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:04,920
Yeah, it's just this fucking like I need my core.

662
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,960
So I started doing this.

663
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:11,680
It's called stepper stepper ton stepper ton.

664
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,520
OK, now this guy is like crazy.

665
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:19,200
He just you just put on some music and it kind of makes me feel what my

666
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,320
grandmother rest in peace used to do.

667
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,360
She's do fucking dancing.

668
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,560
What was his name?

669
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,520
That little guy, Richard.

670
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:29,440
Richard Simmons.

671
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:30,320
Yes.

672
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,720
My grandma used to try to do that shit.

673
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,720
Can you imagine a little Filipina just like.

674
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:42,760
I know.

675
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,240
And you know what?

676
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,480
I respect that.

677
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,520
So I'm like, OK, grandma rest in peace.

678
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:52,240
I'm doing stepper tron and or tawn.

679
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:52,880
Excuse me.

680
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,280
It's not Tron.

681
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:58,880
And I'm doing these little but shit.

682
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:03,160
You just think just going up and down and up and down and these little steps.

683
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:05,920
Like half a foot.

684
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,680
I don't know. But steps are there.

685
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,240
It's only one.

686
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,440
Oh, OK.

687
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:11,360
We've got steps.

688
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,200
So I thought there was more.

689
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:18,000
Well, you have to keep going up and down on this little half foot of a step.

690
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:22,800
And then you turn and then you you they do these little moves.

691
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,160
It's kind of like a tick tock type shit.

692
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,840
I don't know. I fuck is subscribed.

693
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:27,480
Um.

694
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:33,560
Yeah, I'm hurting like I feel like I got hit by a bus and shit.

695
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,240
And I just was going up and down the step.

696
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,320
Oh, I'm looking at I'm looking at Amazon right now.

697
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,520
The stepper ton. OK.

698
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,240
OK, that's not that's like a box box.

699
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,320
Yeah, but.

700
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:51,720
Yeah, but the guy gives you all these moves and he says you got to turn

701
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:55,040
and you go down and you go up and you go down and then you do it to music

702
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:59,080
to make it fun and engaging, I guess.

703
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,360
Yeah, I was just going to say, you don't want to do it without music.

704
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,000
You probably be bored off your ass.

705
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,200
And I'm just like, OK, Justin Timberlake, I'm a crummy.

706
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,760
A river, crummy river.

707
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:11,200
And I'm doing all this shit.

708
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,680
But damn.

709
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,080
Fuck, I fucking hurt.

710
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,720
Oh, Jesus Christ, come on, a bullet.

711
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:22,200
No, it's why I'm fucking single.

712
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,800
Oh, OK, God, I know.

713
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,200
No.

714
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,400
Fucking thank God.

715
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,320
Nobody knows.

716
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:33,040
I'm too rough around the edges.

717
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,400
No. Well, you know what?

718
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,800
That's a good thing.

719
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:39,680
Fuck yeah.

720
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,400
Nobody means you're a diamond.

721
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,240
You're precious.

722
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,080
I'm a diamond in the rough.

723
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,440
That's right, bitch.

724
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,760
Yeah, I don't give a shit.

725
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,360
You fuck.

726
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,040
I'll give a fuck.

727
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,520
That's right.

728
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,400
Hey, did you work yesterday or was your day off?

729
00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,360
I can't keep up with you.

730
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,960
I fucking worked yesterday.

731
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:03,600
Is it getting more crazy?

732
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:04,560
Is it getting more crazy?

733
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,680
Because it's getting, I guess now it's like the month of Christmas.

734
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,400
Or is it just normal or what?

735
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:12,160
For a lose.

736
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:17,800
I wanted to text you so bad, so bad yesterday, just like help.

737
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,400
Like SOS, please.

738
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:24,440
I thought you just need to mentally decompress

739
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,960
every fucking everything.

740
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:31,240
But so my life.

741
00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:33,160
All right, so I go to work.

742
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:37,320
I know I have to close payroll, do all this and this mat, blah, blah, blah.

743
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:42,280
And then I get an employee that comes in.

744
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:45,320
Going to be Santa at Santa's workshop.

745
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:50,480
And I'm thinking to myself, is this another fucking level of responsibilities

746
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:54,320
that nobody told me that I was supposed to be responsible for?

747
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,120
OK, I said, OK.

748
00:34:56,120 --> 00:35:00,200
And I said, he's and you're going to be Santa's little helper.

749
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,520
I said, well, god damn it.

750
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:06,000
Back the truck up.

751
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,800
Draw the line here and I will literally walk off the job.

752
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:12,920
Like I'm not going to be Santa's little helper is 30 degrees outside.

753
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,600
What is the outfit?

754
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,160
No.

755
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:17,760
And where are you supposed to be?

756
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:18,920
Like, what the fuck?

757
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:20,840
Did he explain what's going on?

758
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,960
He's like, I don't know.

759
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,320
I got called in.

760
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:27,520
It's my day off and I go on to his time card.

761
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:28,720
I'm like, holy fuck.

762
00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:32,080
I'm like, why did you fucking agree to this?

763
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:33,360
Why? He's like, why?

764
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:34,800
Just, you know, I don't know.

765
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:35,640
They call me.

766
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:36,880
Oh, yeah.

767
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:39,240
Yeah, that was like, holy fuck.

768
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:41,240
I'm like, all right, dude.

769
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:46,160
Santa, it is so I'm helping him and I'm putting I'm trying to help.

770
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,320
But he has clothes like legit.

771
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:57,120
I guess you would say what thermals or long johns or OK and stuff.

772
00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:00,640
So it's and I'm trying to put the Santa suit on.

773
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:04,320
I'm stuffing the fucking belly in there.

774
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,880
I'm just like, wow.

775
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:08,600
And he's like, so are you going to be Santa's little helper?

776
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,720
I'm like, no, like, honestly,

777
00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:12,040
I didn't get the memo.

778
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,320
So like, I'm not going to be fucking.

779
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:18,640
And I was like, we're Santa's little helper's outfit.

780
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,680
I'm like, that's like a Kelly style outfit.

781
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,320
And it's like 30 fucking eight degrees.

782
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:27,320
I am not going to know.

783
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,400
That's against dress code.

784
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:35,800
So did did he do that to like hang out with the customers or what was?

785
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:36,360
Yes.

786
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:40,360
So it was like a Santa's little workshop type deal.

787
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,560
And poor guy.

788
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:46,280
Yeah, he was out there, but I made sure there was a bunch of heating lamps.

789
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:52,280
And I put some coloring sheets for the kids and I and he was building little like

790
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:56,840
I don't fucking know what the shit was, but he was building stuff.

791
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,520
And I just felt so bad for him.

792
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:03,120
And he's like, but I need a Santa's little helper.

793
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,920
I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

794
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,560
I would if it was Kelly style and the weather was good.

795
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,960
I would just be like, right, I'll bring in customers.

796
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,880
Like, yeah, yeah, because I'm cute.

797
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:21,880
I could do it, but no, I'm not doing that.

798
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,680
If I could miss me with that shit, I felt that.

799
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,480
I'm not ignoring you, Pomona Bullets.

800
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:31,240
I'm on my Twitter feed right now because you know, I love Raider Nation.

801
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:35,680
OK, so the football scout just tweeted about 25 minutes ago.

802
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:42,160
Derek Carr yelled at his off at his O line after taking a sack and things got

803
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,440
heated between him and the one and one of his linemen.

804
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:51,840
And my boy, one of Raider Nation, replies, Sissy boy, Derek Carr getting checked fire.

805
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:57,240
Oh, my gosh, that's why I don't like raiders.

806
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:59,520
You guys are so brutal.

807
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:00,960
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

808
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:04,400
Oh, yeah, that's because you know, we're aggressive.

809
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,040
I know you guys throw.

810
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:07,800
Back in.

811
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,480
You guys, they're bottles at my head.

812
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,840
Fuck. And I'm a fucking charger family.

813
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,480
Stop, I don't want to fight.

814
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,200
Shit, fuck. You won.

815
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:26,040
Why are you trying to fucking slash my tires?

816
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:27,000
Like.

817
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:30,440
You guys are crazy.

818
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:34,640
Yeah, I'm going to choke on my fucking water here, bitch.

819
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,440
Aquafina for days.

820
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,800
I don't even know we're fucking playing today.

821
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,440
We had a buy last week, I believe.

822
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,760
I don't know we're playing today.

823
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:48,000
And I'm assuming we're playing at one because there's no type of feed whatsoever.

824
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,600
Or there's no yeah, my feet saying that.

825
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:51,960
Oh, we're probably playing at home today.

826
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,160
That's probably what we're playing.

827
00:38:54,160 --> 00:39:00,040
And speaking of our main topic, Chad Ocho Sinko, our boy, him and his

828
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:04,640
wife, or I guess, say she posted a picture of them hanging out in a waterfall.

829
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:05,960
I fucking love those two.

830
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:07,600
He finally met his match.

831
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,000
And you know, she her name is Charelle Rosado.

832
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:15,120
So she's a high end real estate or realtor, I guess you should work for her.

833
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,240
You're an underwriter.

834
00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:20,840
Girl, I was like, why the fuck did I not know?

835
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:25,920
But that's because that's the whole fucking downside of not being online.

836
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,440
Yeah, I never knew.

837
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:29,840
I didn't know anything about her.

838
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:36,720
But so they started dating because her one of her kids ran track with one of his kids.

839
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:40,480
And so she saw she was seeing she kept seeing them.

840
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,320
I want to say if I'm saying this right, she kept seeing Ocho Sinko.

841
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:47,760
And I want to say it was his daughter at what at the track meets,

842
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,160
because her kid was running track, too.

843
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:54,600
And so they I guess they started talking or whatever, but she slid into his DMs.

844
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,600
And then from there, the rest is history.

845
00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:00,080
And I'm like, and you know, she used to be in the army and she would jump

846
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,000
or she would parachute out of fucking planes.

847
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,040
And I'm like, oh, he fucking met his match.

848
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,280
When I read that, I'm like, oh, she for real.

849
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,600
Oh, and then there was a disco ball.

850
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,520
Yes. Yes.

851
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:19,040
And I know what I don't know what, like, God bless that fucking matrimony.

852
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:22,080
Like I just I love Ocho Sinko.

853
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,040
Did you watch Ultimate Catch?

854
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:27,000
Did I watch Ultimate Catch?

855
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:28,880
Yes. Ocho Sinko?

856
00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:30,480
No, I don't think so.

857
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,920
And it was like a bachelor type deal.

858
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:34,040
Oh, no, I know.

859
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,680
I never I didn't even know that was a show.

860
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,200
I'm like, what is that? Oh, shit, girl.

861
00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,120
I was like, oh, no.

862
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:41,240
Oh, please.

863
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:43,520
Oh, OK. Yeah. Yeah.

864
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:46,920
Yeah, he's I just think he's so fucking handsome.

865
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:50,600
And the fact that he finally met his match and the fucking chick that I guess

866
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,960
I'm like, if she jumps out of planes, was in the military.

867
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:56,640
And now she has her own real estate firm after the military.

868
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,280
And it's maybe I can work for her.

869
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,040
Do you have an Netflix?

870
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,320
I do. She has a show on there.

871
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,360
It's like, I don't know.

872
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:08,600
I'll find out what it's called, but it's a reality show for her real estate firm.

873
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,280
Oh, you know what?

874
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,280
God bless little Ocho Sinko.

875
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:16,600
He's my little cocoa. I I I love his teeth.

876
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,320
I love his smile. I love his fucking swag.

877
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:21,480
He is amazing.

878
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,640
I am that boy running on three legs.

879
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,200
Oh, yeah. When you sent me that, I'm like, I've known that.

880
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:29,520
But that's because you're not on Twitter.

881
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:33,840
Like, he talks about that all the fucking time on the way to the party all the day.

882
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,040
All day long, late to the party.

883
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,200
I'm actually considering trying to sign

884
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:42,280
thinking about signing up for a goddamn YouTube subscription

885
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:47,160
just so I can not have the fucking commercials because that Shannon Sharp.

886
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,680
I really like the Shannon Sharp YouTube series that's going on.

887
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,800
I don't know if you listen to it, but you know how you sent me that snippet?

888
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:59,400
Yeah, from. Yeah, I swear to God, there is a fucking commercial every 90 seconds.

889
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,920
Or every two minutes for his fucking show that doesn't that never happened for like

890
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,960
that doesn't happen for all the other shows.

891
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,200
I guess I listen to our podcast.

892
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:11,040
I listen to on YouTube, but for some reason his does.

893
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,000
And I'm like, God damn it, he has all the best people on there,

894
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:16,520
especially when he had March on Lynch.

895
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,960
And I was just like, why are you at commercial again?

896
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:22,200
You were just that commercial 30 seconds ago and here we are with another fucking.

897
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:26,760
And you have to get like that YouTube premium.

898
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:27,840
Yeah. Oh, yeah.

899
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:29,760
That's what it's called. And it's $12 a month.

900
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:32,840
And I'm like, well, it's cheaper than Netflix.

901
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,880
Yeah, I'll do it. Yeah, you're like, fuck you, Netflix. Bye.

902
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:39,520
I can't believe what are I think you told me.

903
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:43,040
And then somebody else on Twitter was complaining, great or nation, of course.

904
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:46,400
They're like, Netflix is $23 a month now.

905
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,920
And I'm like, I canceled Netflix a long time ago. So I don't know.

906
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:56,560
I know. I'm still like, I know I secretly have your code for Hulu.

907
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,560
And I'm like, yeah, do it.

908
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:03,520
Well, but my daughter was so mad in the beginning

909
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:08,040
because I used to sign up for the there was two versions of Hulu

910
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,120
back in the, I don't know, like maybe 10 years ago.

911
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,880
So I signed up for the version that had no commercials.

912
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:17,560
So it was like, I want to say it was like $100 more a year.

913
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,920
Fuck. Yeah. So I'm like, cool.

914
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:21,280
I don't want fucking commercials.

915
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,400
But then they emailed me and offered they're like,

916
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,800
if you want, and it was only good for one year, but they're like,

917
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:31,920
if you sign up for Hulu with commercials or with ads involved,

918
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:35,080
that's only $50 for the year. And I'm like, sold.

919
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,720
And we've we've been on fucking with the ads ever since.

920
00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:40,360
And I'm like, it's just obviously regular.

921
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:43,520
We can't you fast forward the ads? No, you can't.

922
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,040
I know. That's what.

923
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,720
But but I'm just like, who cares?

924
00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:51,120
And I'm like, it's well, that's what I'm pointing another drink

925
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,280
or having a potty break. Right.

926
00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:55,040
And plus I have press.

927
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:59,880
I have obviously it's Hulu, so you can pause it or whatever if I do need to get up.

928
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:04,920
But yeah, I don't even know if they offer without ads anymore.

929
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:08,080
But it's like about $100 for the year.

930
00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:11,120
So it's not bad. OK.

931
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:18,720
Well, I haven't used your your code yet, but I just dumped dish network.

932
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:20,760
OK, well, good.

933
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:24,600
Yeah, I was kind of like, OK, what type of ads do I want?

934
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:29,640
And I'm really doing my research about like, do I want Paramount Plus?

935
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,520
Do I want Hulu?

936
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:33,800
Because I work six days a week.

937
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:35,880
I never fucking home.

938
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,880
It's just kind of like I am.

939
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:41,480
I just kind of wind down and I want to see what I want to see.

940
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:47,120
So I'm trying to figure out what should I really invest in?

941
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:50,560
I just use my login.

942
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:54,800
Yeah, OK. Well, just just know when you see it, like a little.

943
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:56,480
It's going to ask.

944
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,760
There's going to be two users on there when you log in.

945
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:00,080
Just log in as me. OK.

946
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,400
Is it all like, are you are you Medusa or Medusa's daughter?

947
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,440
Just do Medusa. Yeah, for sure.

948
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,920
I haven't I haven't even touched your login, though, by the way.

949
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,560
OK, well, just saying.

950
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:13,360
But I still have it.

951
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,360
It hasn't changed. It's been the same.

952
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:19,320
All you know, like, you know, we are one.

953
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:21,760
Right.

954
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,080
Oh, shit.

955
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaking of watching TV, I don't really watch TV at home.

956
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:28,000
I watch TV when I'm at work.

957
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:32,240
And this fucking last work week was the work week from how I'm.

958
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:33,880
I don't really want to get into it.

959
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:37,240
Other than my supervisor got laid off, that set me off.

960
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,440
And then the person, the person.

961
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:46,080
The person, I guess, who's taking over for him, I guess.

962
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:47,400
I don't know if you want to call it that.

963
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:50,040
A replacement or whatever. Yeah, whatever.

964
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,800
She walks in last week.

965
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,200
The last two weeks. Yeah.

966
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,120
She walks in the last.

967
00:45:56,120 --> 00:46:00,000
This I think was two weeks ago when for right before they laid them off.

968
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,680
She walks in and you know, I have those giant

969
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:06,400
headphones for my yeah, for my yeah, I don't do those little earbuds.

970
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,120
They fucking pissed. They just make me mad.

971
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:10,800
So I have them on and I can hear what the fuck she's saying.

972
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,760
Because I know she's there and I'm just like, God damn it.

973
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:14,360
I can't watch fucking TV.

974
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,160
I have to listen to a podcast today.

975
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:22,360
So I have them on and she's she's talking to my co-worker.

976
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,880
It's only me and AJ in the front, right?

977
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:26,280
So me and AJ.

978
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:30,600
And so she's like, AJ, is Emma in training when she's like, no.

979
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,400
Why she got those big headphones on?

980
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,080
She's like, oh, she's listening to our podcast.

981
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,200
And I'm like, yeah.

982
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,280
So I hear everything right now.

983
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:40,720
So you're out mute.

984
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:41,720
Yeah.

985
00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:43,960
And then so she's like, hey,

986
00:46:45,240 --> 00:46:46,400
what are you listening to?

987
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,040
And I'm like a podcast.

988
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:50,320
I fucking can't stand this bitch.

989
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,400
And she's like, OK, what are you listening to?

990
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:55,400
I should have fucking said something like just to test her to say,

991
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:58,720
like nobody likes Joe Rogan unless you're a fucking guy.

992
00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:00,880
Especially little like when you're younger women,

993
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:02,800
the younger the younger generations,

994
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:06,200
regardless of the gender pronoun, they don't like Joe Rogan.

995
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:09,720
So I should have fucking said Joe Rogan just to see what her fucking

996
00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:11,320
facial reactions would have been.

997
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,960
Sure. But I'm like, oh, I'm listening to Bears in one Cave.

998
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:15,280
Oh, and she's like, what is that?

999
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:16,960
I'm like, oh, it's two comedians.

1000
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,440
And she's like, oh, OK.

1001
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:21,440
Whatever.

1002
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:26,080
Oh, my gosh, I have to hide our shit sometimes.

1003
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:29,160
I'm like, oh, what the fuck did I say?

1004
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,600
So everyone's like, you're going to podcast?

1005
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:32,600
I'm like, yeah.

1006
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,360
Oh, OK. So speaking up.

1007
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:35,560
Yeah. So I do this.

1008
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:38,080
Oh, I see what you're saying, but you hide about that.

1009
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,960
I hide and they're like, what's your link?

1010
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:43,920
I'm like, no, yeah, no, yeah, no.

1011
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,360
You're like, I'll tell you after I leave this.

1012
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,360
Yeah, for sure, bitch.

1013
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:49,800
Like for sure.

1014
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:53,160
But this past week, Pomona Bullets, so this past week,

1015
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:57,040
I listened to Joe Rogan. He had his he had a comic on there.

1016
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,520
His name was Staros.

1017
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,480
I don't know what the last name is.

1018
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:03,440
He looks like the fat guy from Jurassic Park

1019
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:05,840
that gets eaten by the dinosaur.

1020
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:09,920
Let's OK. So he looks like that, right?

1021
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:14,320
I have I have peers rolling down my face, Pomona Bullets,

1022
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:16,120
and they're like, what the fuck are you listening to?

1023
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:17,480
I'm like, I'm listening to a podcast.

1024
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,120
Like, what are you? What are they talking about?

1025
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,040
Like, I can't tell you. I'm like in trouble.

1026
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:23,480
This motherfucker, he's like, hey, Joe.

1027
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:26,280
So just imagine the guy from Jurassic Park,

1028
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,120
the fat guy that gets eaten by a dinosaur.

1029
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,160
He kind of resembles him.

1030
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:32,520
He's like, it gets better.

1031
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:34,960
He's like, hey, Joe, have you ever fucked a girl

1032
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:36,760
that had that had a BBL?

1033
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,440
And he's like, no.

1034
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,240
So he goes into the whole fucking thing.

1035
00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:44,880
So I'm like, this is he's talking about fucking this girl

1036
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,280
that has a BBL.

1037
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:51,240
The first thing is like the Brazilian butt lift.

1038
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:52,280
So she got the fake butt.

1039
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:53,280
OK, thank you.

1040
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:54,280
OK. Yeah.

1041
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:55,280
OK, I'm sorry.

1042
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,280
So he's like, Joe, the first thing is,

1043
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,280
if you hook up with a girl with a BBL,

1044
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,280
you have to get with her right after it heals.

1045
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:04,280
Like, don't get with it while it's healing.

1046
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:06,280
Don't get with it a year later.

1047
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,280
Like four months after it heals is the best prime time

1048
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,280
to be with her.

1049
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:13,280
And Joe's like, OK.

1050
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:17,280
And then he says, yeah, so then I try to fuck.

1051
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:20,280
And then he's like, I try to fuck her from the back.

1052
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:22,280
So she has this big, you know, the BBL.

1053
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:24,280
She's got the BBL going on.

1054
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,280
He's like, I don't have a big dick.

1055
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:29,280
So like it was really fucking hard to fuck her.

1056
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:33,280
Have you heard of a strap on?

1057
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:34,280
Right.

1058
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:37,280
So I was just like, that's what prompted me to be like,

1059
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:41,280
you know what, because do you use Spotify or you don't use

1060
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:42,280
Spotify?

1061
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,280
Girl, for your music.

1062
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:45,280
I do not.

1063
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:46,280
I just do Apple.

1064
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:47,280
That's fine.

1065
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:48,280
That's fine.

1066
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:52,280
So on Spotify, excuse me, because Joe Rogan is now on Spotify

1067
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,280
exclusively.

1068
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:57,280
So if, if you have Spotify or you use Spotify,

1069
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:00,280
you have the option just to listen or you can like,

1070
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:02,280
if you have your phone on or like the screen is on,

1071
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,280
you can watch the actual video because it's video.

1072
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:05,280
Oh shit.

1073
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:06,280
My son does that.

1074
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:07,280
My son.

1075
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:08,280
Yeah.

1076
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:09,280
Yeah.

1077
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:10,280
Spotify.

1078
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,280
Spotify.

1079
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:17,280
And I let him because he's a music genius and just do you like,

1080
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:21,280
I was, I, yeah, I don't know, but I, I'm just like,

1081
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:24,280
I'm that old fucking grumpy ass bitch that just doesn't,

1082
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,280
I don't fucking have anything.

1083
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:28,280
Well, but then I always reach out.

1084
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,280
I'm like, Hey, bestie.

1085
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,280
You have Instagram.

1086
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,280
Oh, hey, son.

1087
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,280
Send me that.

1088
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:37,280
Right.

1089
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,280
Well, that's how I send you the links or whatever.

1090
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:42,280
But, um, so that's what prompted me dumb.

1091
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:44,280
Like, cause I wasn't watching the,

1092
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:45,280
I wasn't watching the podcast.

1093
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:46,280
I was only listening.

1094
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,280
I have fucking tears rolling down my face.

1095
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:49,280
I'm like, who the fuck is this guy?

1096
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:51,280
Like, I've never heard of this comic before.

1097
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,280
I need to see what this motherfucker looks like.

1098
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:56,280
If he's talking about, he has a tiny dick and he has problems

1099
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:58,280
fucking a girl from behind with the BBL.

1100
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:00,280
I look at the fucking video.

1101
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:03,280
I'm like, Oh God, he looks like the guy from Jurassic Park.

1102
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:04,280
No.

1103
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:05,280
Wow.

1104
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:08,280
And then, and then the other thing that had me fucking crying at

1105
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:11,280
work, he's like, Joe, you ever been with a girl that squirted?

1106
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:14,280
It was like, no.

1107
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:17,280
He's like, he's like, well, I have.

1108
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:20,280
And Joe's like, okay, are you going to, you know, he asked him

1109
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:21,280
to tell him about it.

1110
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,280
And he's like, yeah, it was the most weird experience ever.

1111
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:26,280
Like she fucking squirted and it was the most rancid fucking

1112
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:27,280
smell.

1113
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:28,280
Okay.

1114
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:34,280
Wait, let's pause on that because like I squirt and I, I used

1115
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:36,280
to think it was piss.

1116
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,280
I was like, is it piss?

1117
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:41,280
No, I honestly think it's, I guess they're signed to the guy

1118
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:44,280
or the, the comic, Stavros, whatever his last name says,

1119
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:48,280
there's scientific research that says, I guess squirting is an

1120
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:49,280
actual thing if it's clear.

1121
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:50,280
Yeah.

1122
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:52,280
And I'm like, I don't know.

1123
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:56,280
Because like I legit go on the toilet and I push all the piss

1124
00:51:56,280 --> 00:52:00,280
out and then it's just like, where is this coming from?

1125
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:03,280
I will say I've never squirted.

1126
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,280
So I mean, I guess I haven't.

1127
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:09,280
I can't, I can't be like, I can't like aim it in a cup or

1128
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:10,280
anything.

1129
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:12,280
I just, I mean, we're not a guy.

1130
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:13,280
Yeah.

1131
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:16,280
I just kind of like, what the fuck did I just piss myself?

1132
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:18,280
Like, I don't, I don't know what's going on.

1133
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:22,280
And I put like, like a shower curtain.

1134
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:23,280
I guess, yeah.

1135
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:28,280
Let's just, well, we'll do it.

1136
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:29,280
Okay.

1137
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:30,280
So, you know what?

1138
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:31,280
I just remembered.

1139
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,280
So remember that one time I went to your place and we were

1140
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:34,280
hanging out and I was fucking drunk.

1141
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:37,280
And then I'm like, Hey, I think I texted you or what,

1142
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:40,280
remember when the tattoo shop, um, my tattoo guy was,

1143
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:42,280
yeah, street for me.

1144
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:44,280
I think I told you this.

1145
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:47,280
Maybe I told you this, but like after your place,

1146
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,280
I hit his place up because I would hang out with him just to

1147
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:50,280
fucking hang out.

1148
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:51,280
Right?

1149
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,280
Yeah.

1150
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:53,280
Did I tell you that we fucked that one?

1151
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:54,280
Yes, you did.

1152
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:55,280
I was like, you fucking bitch.

1153
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:56,280
I was so fucking jealous.

1154
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:59,280
I was like, you're getting some dick and I can't like,

1155
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:03,280
damn, you're fucking pancakes with me.

1156
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,280
Did I tell you, I, I pissed on the floor.

1157
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:07,280
You, you did.

1158
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:09,280
I was like, maybe.

1159
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:10,280
Oh, did I tell you that?

1160
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:11,280
Yeah.

1161
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:12,280
You're just like, oh, okay.

1162
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,280
But I was like, maybe you're squinted.

1163
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:15,280
Like who knows?

1164
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:20,280
Or maybe he hit the bladder and I just, who knows?

1165
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:21,280
I don't know.

1166
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,280
I just remember, um, cause we were going at it and I'm like,

1167
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,280
Hey, I really have to, we got to stop.

1168
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:26,280
I got to go to the bathroom.

1169
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:27,280
He's like, no, you don't.

1170
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:28,280
I'm like, yes, I fucking do.

1171
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:29,280
And he's like, no, you don't.

1172
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:31,280
I'm like, oh, maybe I don't write.

1173
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:32,280
So we get fucking done.

1174
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:34,280
Mr. T.

1175
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:38,280
I fucking, I'm not going to say his name, but Jesus.

1176
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:41,280
I used to, I used to fucking kind of hate you.

1177
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:45,280
You come over to make breakfast with me.

1178
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:47,280
And we're drinking.

1179
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:49,280
And we're making beer.

1180
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:51,280
And then you're like, bye, bitch.

1181
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:53,280
And then I'm like, oh man.

1182
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:55,280
And, oh.

1183
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:58,280
So, um, all I remember is like, we get done and I'm just like,

1184
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,280
I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like,

1185
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,280
I remember like we get done and I'm just like,

1186
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:05,280
I'm putting my shoes or my slippers back or my sandals back on.

1187
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:07,280
I'm like, what the fuck?

1188
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:08,280
I'm like, why the floor wet?

1189
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:10,280
And he's like, what?

1190
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:11,280
He's like, what the fuck?

1191
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:12,280
The floor is wet.

1192
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:14,280
And, and then we fucking feel, he's like, oh,

1193
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:18,280
remember when you said you had a pee and I'm like, fuck.

1194
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:20,280
You're like, nah, bitch.

1195
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:21,280
That wasn't pee.

1196
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:25,280
That was, that was cause that's like squirt.

1197
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:29,280
Squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt.

1198
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,280
Fucking no.

1199
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:32,280
I don't know.

1200
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:34,280
So, from one of us, he's like, hey,

1201
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:37,280
was, um, peeing during sex ever on your, um,

1202
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:39,280
on your fucking bucket list?

1203
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:40,280
I'm like, no.

1204
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:41,280
Was it on yours?

1205
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:42,280
He's like, no.

1206
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:44,280
I'm like, he's like, how about we write it in and like check it

1207
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:45,280
off right away?

1208
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:47,280
I'm like, hi-five, bro.

1209
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:49,280
Oh, he was fucking amazing.

1210
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:51,280
I can't believe you fucked him.

1211
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:53,280
I wanted to fuck him, but you got him first.

1212
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:54,280
No, you gotta fuck him.

1213
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:55,280
I don't care.

1214
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:57,280
I didn't put dibs or I didn't put a like,

1215
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:59,280
like claim on that you could have fucking.

1216
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:04,280
Nah, I'm not going to mop up my squirt.

1217
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:05,280
Okay.

1218
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:10,280
That's the sound bite we need to use for the intro.

1219
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:15,280
Damn, I've known, um, I've known him since, uh,

1220
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:16,280
19.

1221
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:17,280
Yeah.

1222
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:18,280
Way back.

1223
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:21,280
Like honestly, great guy.

1224
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:23,280
He used to be a classic tattoo.

1225
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:25,280
I want to, I don't even know if classic tattoo is still in

1226
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,280
upland.

1227
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:29,280
No, it's not.

1228
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:30,280
Like a fucking matchers.

1229
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:33,280
Remember the matchers company just kind of, yeah.

1230
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:34,280
And Annie's hubcap.

1231
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,280
Yeah.

1232
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:36,280
Yeah.

1233
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:37,280
Shit.

1234
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:41,280
I wonder if Annie's hubcaps are still there.

1235
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:42,280
Probably not.

1236
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:46,280
It's probably this a fucking, I'm not going to,

1237
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:47,280
you know what?

1238
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:50,280
I'm going to just not say nothing.

1239
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:55,280
It's probably all mattresses.

1240
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:56,280
There you go.

1241
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:58,280
Cause that's all the nine on nine is good.

1242
00:55:58,280 --> 00:55:59,280
Yeah.

1243
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,280
Money laundry, but it's all good.

1244
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:03,280
I'm going to stick that in there.

1245
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,280
Okay.

1246
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:06,280
Do you have any other ranks?

1247
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:07,280
Oh girl, please.

1248
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:09,280
We would go on and on for days.

1249
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:12,280
So we are going to, yeah.

1250
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:15,280
My rants aren't just, I am too.

1251
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:17,280
I'm not going to go on and on for days.

1252
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:20,280
But I'm going to go on and on for days.

1253
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:23,280
So I'm going to, yeah, my rants are just,

1254
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:26,280
I am just super excited that we're finally getting back on our,

1255
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,280
like groove.

1256
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:31,280
We're going to do our Sundays.

1257
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:32,280
Yes.

1258
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:34,280
To everybody who wants to listen.

1259
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:38,280
We miss everybody and we thank you.

1260
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:39,280
But I'm good.

1261
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:41,280
Yeah.

1262
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:43,280
I'm good too.

1263
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:46,280
I think we should set some 2024 goals for the podcast.

1264
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:48,280
I think we should set some goals for the podcast.

1265
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:49,280
We're going to do the podcast.

1266
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:50,280
The podcast.

1267
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:52,280
I think we should set some goals for the podcast.

1268
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:57,280
We're going to do a video podcast with your daughter.

1269
00:56:57,280 --> 00:56:59,280
You guys should do a video podcast.

1270
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:03,280
So it's just like how we would be in front of our computers the way.

1271
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:07,280
Uncle Shannon Sharp and that Ocho Cinco is that would be cool if we

1272
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:08,280
could do it that way.

1273
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:09,280
But I don't know.

1274
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:10,280
Yeah.

1275
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:11,280
Yeah.

1276
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:14,280
I think it would be nice if they could all see our,

1277
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:16,680
I have some fucking my girl is like legit.

1278
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:18,480
You could wear your wig.

1279
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:19,600
Yeah. Yes.

1280
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:20,680
I can wear my hair and wig.

1281
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:22,640
You can wear your fucking wig.

1282
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:25,600
Okay. So, uh, 2024 goals, um, listeners,

1283
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:29,880
we're going to get Pomona bullets to be online in person

1284
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:33,680
because she doesn't want to have a social online social presence.

1285
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,760
Sorry guys. Sorry.

1286
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:38,040
But that's no, that's that's your thing.

1287
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:38,920
I respect it.

1288
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:40,520
But you know, if you have that fucking wig,

1289
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:43,600
you can put some glasses on and we could totally fucking do this.

1290
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:44,680
Yeah.

1291
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:45,280
For sure.

1292
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:48,280
It's like you bought that wig and we're going to put it to fucking you.

1293
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:48,840
We will.

1294
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:52,480
That bitch off.

1295
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:53,520
For sure.

1296
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:54,160
I love you guys.

1297
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:56,680
All right. Everybody who's listening.

1298
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:57,240
Thank you.

1299
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:58,320
That's right.

1300
00:57:58,320 --> 00:57:59,280
Thank you. Thank you.

1301
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,560
OK, so have a good week, everybody,

1302
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:04,960
and we will see you next week, next Sunday.

1303
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:07,400
Yes. Listen to us next week, please.

1304
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:08,800
That's right.

1305
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:13,800
Bye. Bye.