1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,600 Clank, clank, drink, drink, bank, bank. 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:05,600 I'm Pomona Bullets, you are. 3 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:06,880 Pomona. 4 00:00:06,880 --> 00:00:07,960 Oh, god damn it. 5 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:10,680 OK, so I'm Barug Medusa, you are. 6 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:11,760 Pomona Bullets. 7 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:12,680 This is Top Show. 8 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:13,280 Hi, Jinx. 9 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:15,560 Welcome to our podcast. 10 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:16,060 Welcome. 11 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:22,080 Good day, Bestie. 12 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:22,840 There. 13 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:23,960 What up, Bestie? 14 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:27,200 The volume is actually working on my fucking phone now. 15 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:29,280 I don't know what the fuck happened. 16 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:31,000 It's all these stupid fucking updates. 17 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,760 I'm so sick of them. 18 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:35,920 You know what? 19 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:37,440 Yeah, let's just start. 20 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:38,600 Let's start in the rant. 21 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:42,000 I fucking hate the iPhone Apple updates. 22 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,640 They are just a pain in my ass. 23 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:48,280 They were never a pain in my ass when I was on Android. 24 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:49,000 Yeah. 25 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:49,880 There. 26 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:52,080 Yeah, that is totally my rant. 27 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:57,520 I try to go as long as I can without fucking updating. 28 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:01,360 And then it finally just says, guess what, bitch? 29 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:04,120 You're going to fucking update tonight. 30 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:04,600 Right. 31 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:09,720 And I hate when it says update tonight. 32 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:11,080 So I'm like, what time is that? 33 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:12,640 Because you know I wake up early. 34 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:15,160 So just update it now because I don't 35 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:18,440 need you interrupting my sleep cycle or my alarm clock not 36 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:20,320 going off when it's supposed to. 37 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:21,520 Right. 38 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:23,560 And then it's like a whole new platform. 39 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:25,320 I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? 40 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:30,320 This old ass bitch just got used to the old platform. 41 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:35,720 Now I got to figure out, where the fuck do I send a gift? 42 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,160 Right. 43 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:38,280 And you know what? 44 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:40,880 I'm tired of all the tips that keep popping up. 45 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:42,320 Here's a learn a new tip. 46 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:44,480 I'm like, bitch, why don't you just keep everything the way 47 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:44,920 it was? 48 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:48,280 I just finally started to get used to being on an iPhone. 49 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:51,920 And now you're going to change it up again. 50 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:53,960 And then it's like you just agree and you 51 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:58,040 sign your life away to the fucking seat in hell. 52 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:02,280 And you're just like, well, fuck, did I just agree to? 53 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,800 I should have fucking read the shit before I 54 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,000 clicked a little button. 55 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,000 I agree. 56 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,960 But if you don't agree, guess what? 57 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:10,520 Your shit out of luck. 58 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:11,680 Right. 59 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:13,400 They're going to update it anyways. 60 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:13,800 Yeah. 61 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,000 Fuck you. 62 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,680 Fucking crazy. 63 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:22,360 I need one of those Junebug old people phone. 64 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:27,000 I just buy contacts and the buttons are like the size 65 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,400 of a fucking place. 66 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:28,880 Matt. 67 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:36,240 Got the flip phone action going on with that little antenna 68 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:37,280 as well. 69 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:37,960 Exactly. 70 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:41,400 I'm like, you can pay your bill at Walmart. 71 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:42,040 Fuck, man. 72 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:45,320 What's it called? 73 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,600 The the money gram or whatever. 74 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:48,200 Yeah. 75 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:58,640 Western Union speaking of Walmart, my mom asked my 76 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:01,360 daughter to go to Walmart for her today. 77 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:05,640 And I'm like, I'm like, I actually have to go to Walmart 78 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:06,760 too. 79 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,920 So my daughter's like, well, let's just go together. 80 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,840 But I looked at the time it was 9 15. 81 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,800 I'm like, it's too fucking late to go to Walmart. 82 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,640 She's like, I'm sorry. 83 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:15,480 Already out. 84 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:16,200 Thank you. 85 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,120 She's like, I'm like, and it's a Sunday and it's Christmas. 86 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:20,360 So we're totally fucked. 87 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,200 She's like, I'll just order everything from Amazon. 88 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,640 I'm like, bless you. 89 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:27,560 Fuck Walmart during Christmas and fuck Walmart 90 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,200 after the first hour they're opened. 91 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:33,520 Like I refused to go there after the first hour 92 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:34,880 that they were open. 93 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:36,080 You know what's even worse? 94 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:40,280 Do you guys have the 24 hour Walmart? 95 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,400 No, I don't think so. 96 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:43,120 Shit. 97 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:45,320 Well, when I was down there, there used to be a 24 hour. 98 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,240 And I'm like, you know what? 99 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,520 OK, so all bad things happen after midnight. 100 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:53,480 Like I'm probably not going to go after midnight. 101 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:55,160 Especially to a Walmart. 102 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:56,680 Yeah, to a fucking Walmart. 103 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:59,440 You're just shopping with the zombies and their PJs. 104 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,600 And I mean, I don't know. 105 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,920 It's God. 106 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,560 It's great people watching, I guess. 107 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:10,480 But I mean, you have to be careful. 108 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:13,120 Park under a fucking light and park in the park. 109 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,360 Right. 110 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,640 Shit. 111 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:19,000 Oh, Walmart. 112 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,320 Good old Walmart. 113 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:23,000 It seems like I haven't talked to you in forever. 114 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,280 I know. 115 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:26,120 We really haven't. 116 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:26,560 Right. 117 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,440 And the last time we podcasted, I think, 118 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,880 was it on Thanksgiving? 119 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,960 I think we were aiming for Thanksgiving. 120 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:34,480 I don't know. 121 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:37,640 It wasn't on a Sunday because I know my mom had 122 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:38,840 to take my mom to urgent care. 123 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:40,600 So that was on a Sunday. 124 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,600 I don't even know what Sunday that was. 125 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:43,160 I don't know. 126 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:44,880 Well, at least we're back to our regular schedule. 127 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:46,120 Yes. 128 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,240 Yes. 129 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:52,760 And I hope everybody missed us because I miss talking to you 130 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:57,440 and I missed Rantin and Raving. 131 00:04:57,440 --> 00:05:00,160 All the time. 132 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,480 So I just have little tidbits for today. 133 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:05,080 I don't have any actual topics. 134 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:07,760 I don't know if you have any topics. 135 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:08,720 Not necessarily. 136 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:12,320 I just kind of have my life. 137 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,040 Right? 138 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:15,920 Well, I'll let you go first then. 139 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:19,400 Because my stuff isn't really substantial or, I guess, 140 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,000 meaningful. 141 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,000 Well, shit. 142 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,120 I'm not either. 143 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,520 I am going to still rant. 144 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:28,000 I did get my hair done. 145 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,640 And yay. 146 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:33,640 Yeah, you would think because that's the one thing 147 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:37,680 that I look forward to as far as pampering myself. 148 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:38,280 Right. 149 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:40,120 Got to get the hair done. 150 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:44,360 And the gal, she wasn't my typical gal. 151 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:51,520 But I was OK with that because, one, my typical gal was like, 152 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:54,880 you're limited on when you can come in. 153 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:56,520 And I'm like, yeah. 154 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:59,160 So it's like every other Thursday I have off from work. 155 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,440 So I try to schedule it on that Thursday. 156 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:02,160 Right? 157 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,600 So she's like, here's this gal. 158 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,000 She's really good. 159 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,520 And of course, she's going to highly recommend her. 160 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:10,720 And nice gal, nice gal. 161 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:11,960 She was like, whatever. 162 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:13,960 And you know, you have that conversation like, 163 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,000 so how long have you been doing hair? 164 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:22,320 And also, I have to say, even though I'm fucking half Caucasian, 165 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:23,920 I have that eyeliner hair. 166 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:28,120 And not, you need a specialist who knows how to deal with the hair. 167 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,440 But OK, whatever. 168 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:32,520 I'm just getting my roots touched up. 169 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:35,720 This guy's my roots darker than I am. 170 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:37,360 Like, why? 171 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:37,840 Why? 172 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:38,880 I am trying. 173 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:42,480 I have for over a year now, I have been trying to go lighter. 174 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,440 So to blend in this fucking gray. 175 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:48,600 Why the hell would you dye my fucking roots so dark? 176 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:53,720 So your old hairstylist, she didn't go over what she normally does 177 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,200 with your hair to the new girl? 178 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,480 You would think so. 179 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,320 It's like, isn't that in the book? 180 00:06:58,320 --> 00:06:59,080 Like, yeah. 181 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:02,920 Like, we mix this color with that or whatever the fuck? 182 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:03,520 I don't know. 183 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:04,440 I'm not a hairstylist. 184 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,920 But yeah. 185 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:09,880 I mean, it doesn't look bad, but I'm like, oh, fuck. 186 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:10,760 Three weeks. 187 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:13,440 I'm doomed. 188 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:17,400 And then, OK, so did you tell her to go lighter next time? 189 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:18,200 Oh, yeah. 190 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:22,120 And I was asking her, at first, when I left the salon, 191 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:24,120 it was, you know how they just blow dry your hair? 192 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:25,040 They do whatever. 193 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,720 And they're just like, you like it? 194 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:32,000 And I'm not the one that goes up close to the mirror. 195 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,200 And I'm just kind of like, wait a second. 196 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,240 This is a little too dark. 197 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:36,800 I just want the one. 198 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:39,120 But I should be the one. 199 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:41,880 Well, you are going to be like, I'm that way with two. 200 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,640 But I finally found the right hair person. 201 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:48,000 So make sure you speak up next time because it's one thing 202 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:48,680 to waste your money. 203 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:50,840 But when you get your time wasted, oh, my God, 204 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:54,520 I had a nightmare with my hair before my first or before my hair 205 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:55,160 guy right now. 206 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:59,240 But yeah, it's just fucking, you know how the process is. 207 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:00,720 It's four fucking hours for me. 208 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:00,960 Yep. 209 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:03,160 It's probably longer for you because your hair is thick 210 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,840 and kinky. 211 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:05,640 Fuck yeah. 212 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:06,960 It's fucking horrible. 213 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:10,560 Like I'm just there and I'm just sitting for like four fucking 214 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:11,040 hours. 215 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:15,480 That's a quick hair appointment for me. 216 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:18,600 When I'm getting the foil and all the other shit. 217 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:19,920 That's at least seven. 218 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:20,680 Yep. 219 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:21,320 Yeah. 220 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:25,280 I mean, everybody knows my whole life story and shit. 221 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:27,160 I'm just talking, trying to stay awake. 222 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:28,000 I don't fucking know. 223 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:32,760 Like fucking playing Candy Crush on my phone. 224 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:35,360 No. 225 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:36,320 Oh, my God. 226 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:39,280 I can't believe that game is still going strong. 227 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:41,880 It's crazy how long that game has been going. 228 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:42,760 I know. 229 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:43,560 It's so weird. 230 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:46,600 But it's like my little go to where I'm just like, fuck it. 231 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:51,240 I did start playing this one game because I guess Candy Crush 232 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:56,920 now allows you to, if you run out of moves, 233 00:08:56,920 --> 00:09:00,280 it's like you want to watch a video, like a commercial or what 234 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:00,640 night. 235 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:01,880 Oh, you're that advanced. 236 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:05,560 And I was like, oh, yeah, I'll get five more moves 237 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:07,720 and keep my stars or whatever. 238 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:08,680 I don't know. 239 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:10,280 So I'm watching these little videos. 240 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:16,040 And it's commercials or promotions for other games. 241 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:21,680 And I saw this game and it's like find out who the killer is. 242 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:23,160 And this is like, oh. 243 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:27,000 And I was like, wow, that's awesome. 244 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,760 And it shows video footage. 245 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:32,040 Kind of like if somebody's at an ATM, 246 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:35,040 you know that one video where you can see people at the ATM 247 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,520 or whatnot. 248 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:37,040 Right. 249 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,040 And crap like that. 250 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:42,280 So they try to make it real life type. 251 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:46,520 And then you have this little agent that's just like, oh, 252 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,320 you got to do this. 253 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,520 I was like, fuck yeah. 254 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:50,040 I'm going to find all the killers. 255 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,400 I'm going to find all the thieves. 256 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:55,880 I'm going to fucking tell this shit. 257 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:57,640 And I'm fucking rocking at it. 258 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:58,640 I'll tell you that. 259 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:01,640 I should have been a homicide detective. 260 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:04,520 The homicide detective lineage is strong. 261 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:05,320 Yeah. 262 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:06,800 It's in my DNA. 263 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,080 I should have done it. 264 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,960 So speaking of find a killer, do you know who Keith Morrison is? 265 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:17,720 He's the Dateline NBC guy who does all the true crime shows 266 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:18,480 and podcasts. 267 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:19,680 Yes. 268 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:23,440 Did you know that he is the stepfather to Matthew Perry? 269 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:24,840 Shut the front door. 270 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:26,120 That's what I said. 271 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:26,480 I didn't. 272 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:27,360 I read that last. 273 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,800 I think it was last week when it showed up on my newsfeed. 274 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:33,120 I'm like, why is he paying tribute to Matthew Perry? 275 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,840 I mean, obviously he's paying tribute. 276 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:37,440 But I was just like, and I read the article and I'm like, 277 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:38,880 that's his stepdad? 278 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:39,360 I didn't. 279 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:40,680 I never knew that. 280 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,320 Oh, snap. 281 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:43,800 I didn't know that either. 282 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:44,640 Yeah. 283 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:47,600 So I was just like, man, if anybody could speak on, 284 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,200 I guess, death and all that stuff, 285 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,600 it would be Keith Morrison. 286 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:51,320 Yeah. 287 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:54,040 Like, you better do a fucking special on this one, 288 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:56,440 because I don't think he just drowned. 289 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:57,800 Right. 290 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:02,080 He was playing pickleball earlier that day. 291 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:06,640 Speaking of pickleball, let's segue into this. 292 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:09,240 So on my newsfeed, what's her name? 293 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:12,800 Michelle Pfeiffer got a black eye from playing pickleball. 294 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:13,800 No. 295 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:14,120 Instagram. 296 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:15,040 Yes. 297 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,560 It's on her fucking Instagram. 298 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:18,440 I forgot her name on fucking Scarface. 299 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,280 But I'm like, homegirl from Scarface, 300 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,080 has a goddamn black eye. 301 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,200 From pickleball? 302 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,080 I've never played. 303 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:25,040 Have you? 304 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,840 No, I have not. 305 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:27,520 What is it? 306 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,920 It's kind of like a, it's on a tennis court, 307 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:33,680 but I guess it's not like the full measurements. 308 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:34,400 I don't know. 309 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:38,360 Ping pong type, like on a tarot. 310 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:39,000 I guess. 311 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,480 I don't know. 312 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:43,160 It's not badminton. 313 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,080 I like badminton. 314 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,800 That was pretty good at that. 315 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,400 That's what the shuttlecock. 316 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:53,400 Oh, my gosh. 317 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,400 Oh, my gosh. 318 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:58,400 I, yeah, there's just some, I don't know. 319 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:01,400 I do need to stay active. 320 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,400 I know. 321 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:08,400 I do know that, but pickleball, I just hear so much about it. 322 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:11,400 But, you know, I would make a drinking game out of it, 323 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,400 and I would just be sitting on the bleachers, 324 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,400 watching people do pickleball, I guess. 325 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,400 Yeah. 326 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:22,400 I would just put a whistle around my neck and just blow the whistle. 327 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,400 And then you can wrap that song. 328 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,400 Blow the whistle. 329 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:28,400 By two short. 330 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:29,400 I fell. 331 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,400 There's no fouls in pickleball. 332 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,400 Oh, okay. 333 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:35,400 Touchdown. 334 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,400 Score. 335 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,400 I fucking know. 336 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:40,400 Are you watching the Chargers game or is it up there? 337 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:43,400 Oh, so for some, okay, another rant. 338 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,400 Here we go. 339 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:50,400 I purchased the stupid fucking NFL game day. 340 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:54,400 And they said, you can watch any game and you just pick your team 341 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,400 and we're going to do it for a hundred bucks. 342 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,400 And I'm like, sold. 343 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:02,400 And every time I go onto the fucking app, 344 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:06,400 because I'm like, okay, it's not airing here where I live. 345 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,400 So let me see. 346 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:11,400 And they're like off market. 347 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,400 I can listen to it. 348 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,400 Oh, God. 349 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,400 Fucking listen. 350 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,400 It's not a podcast bitch. 351 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,400 Yeah, like fuck that. 352 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,400 Well, it can't listen. 353 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:25,400 There's less than two minutes left in the fourth and the Chargers 354 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:29,400 are up six zero, but they just had a commercial with Charles Woodson. 355 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,400 Charles Woodson has always been handsome. 356 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:34,400 He looks so, he's just so fucking handsome. 357 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:37,400 I, him and Howie, I still, you know, 358 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,400 how long is very fucking handsome too. 359 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,400 He is. And I'm like, dude, 360 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,400 I don't care how much gray you have. 361 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,400 You are like sharp. 362 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:48,400 Like, I just love you. 363 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,400 Howie saying, 364 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,400 fucking nice. 365 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:56,400 Like, God damn. 366 00:13:56,400 --> 00:14:00,400 But I have my pops and he's like texting me. 367 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,400 He's like, oh shit. 368 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,400 So you don't get the Chargers game. 369 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:04,400 This and that. 370 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,400 He's like, oh, and my dad is so fucking hilarious. 371 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,400 I love him. 372 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,400 I love him. 373 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,400 I still need to meet him. 374 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:13,400 So you need to fly down here and then we can all hang out. 375 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,400 Oh hell yeah. 376 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,400 We would have a heyday. 377 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,400 You would love my dad. 378 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,400 I know I would. 379 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,400 That's why I need to fucking meet him. 380 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,400 Fucking awesome. 381 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:24,400 I'm just like, I'm just so proud to say I'm his offspring. 382 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,400 Like, I love you dad. 383 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:32,400 That's the kind of daughter that everybody needs to have in their life. 384 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:33,400 Right. 385 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,400 But it does cause a little friction when I'm trying to date. 386 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,400 And they're just like, daddy's girl. 387 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,400 I'm like, yeah, but that's right. 388 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,400 That's how I am. 389 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,400 I don't give a shit. 390 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,400 I love my dad. 391 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:48,400 And I expect my dad to one like you. 392 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,400 And if he doesn't, that's kind of like a deal breaker. 393 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,400 Call me what you want. 394 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:56,400 It's, it's, it's going to be. 395 00:14:56,400 --> 00:15:01,400 You know, it's a double standard because when I meet a mommy's boy. 396 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:06,400 I'm like, get the fuck out of my face. Like, yeah, you're an earth sign 397 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,400 like me. So that doesn't go well. 398 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,400 I'm like, I'm just over that shit. 399 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,400 Yeah. 400 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,400 But my mom. 401 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,400 I have to call her every Sunday. 402 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,400 Like fuck off the fuck. 403 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,400 Grosome. 404 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,400 Grosome. 405 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,400 I don't speak. 406 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,400 No. 407 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,400 Speaking of babies. 408 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,400 I don't know. 409 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:23,400 I don't know. 410 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,400 I don't know. 411 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,400 I don't know. 412 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,400 I don't know. 413 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,400 I don't know. 414 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,400 I don't know. 415 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,400 I don't know. 416 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,400 I don't know. 417 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,400 Speaking of babies. 418 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,400 So my mom, I had to pick her up. 419 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,400 She wasn't feeling well this week. 420 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,400 She had a cold. 421 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,400 So I picked, she wanted a happy meal. 422 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,400 So I picked her up a happy meal. 423 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,400 Now I know you have two kids. 424 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,400 How much. 425 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,400 You picked them up for your kids. 426 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,400 Happy meals. 427 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,400 Honestly. 428 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,400 I used to. 429 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,400 At least once a week. 430 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,400 Right. 431 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,400 When they were, when they were younger, younger. 432 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,400 They were like, I don't know. 433 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,400 I don't know. 434 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,400 I don't know. 435 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,400 I don't know. 436 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,400 I don't know. 437 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,400 But it was just like, hey, this is McDonald's is 438 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,400 McDamage. 439 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,400 And I need to be a better parent. 440 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,400 And like, we're not doing this. 441 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,400 So now I would say that I might get. 442 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:15,400 My son. 443 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,400 He likes those motherfucking more gallon chicken nuggets. 444 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,400 I'll pick it up for him. 445 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,400 Maybe. 446 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,400 Maybe twice a month. 447 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,400 No, but I mean, when they were younger, when you would pick them 448 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,400 up for your kids, they would be like, oh, I'm going to get 449 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,400 a burger. 450 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,400 I'm going to get a burger. 451 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,400 Do you remember how much they costed? 452 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,400 Oh yeah. 453 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,400 They cost. 454 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:37,400 Yeah. 455 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:38,400 They were like fucking like. 456 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,400 Okay. 457 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,400 So when my daughter was growing up because obviously she's way 458 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,400 older than your kids. 459 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,400 It was one 99. 460 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,400 Two 99 for you. 461 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,400 I picked up my mom. 462 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,400 A happy meal. 463 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,400 A hamburger. 464 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,400 Happy meal. 465 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,400 Just a hamburger. 466 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,400 Not cheeseburger. 467 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,400 Regular soda. 468 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,400 And I guess. 469 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,400 I don't know what came in it. 470 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,400 Carl's Jr. 471 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,400 $5 and 39 cents. 472 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,400 Well, I guess I was like, this is a double happy meal. 473 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,400 And they were like, okay, I'm only over an hour. 474 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,400 And then when I got there, 475 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,400 I just, I just got a hundred and thirty one. 476 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,400 So I'm like, I guess that's, I mean, that sounds about right. 477 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,400 But that was just crazy. 478 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,400 That. 479 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,400 A fucking happy meal that would probably not even fill me up. 480 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,400 Right. 481 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,400 I was just like. 482 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,400 And then they made like the big kid Happy Meal. 483 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,400 Or some shit. 484 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,400 Yeah. 485 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,400 And so McDonald's has an adult Happy Meal coming out. 486 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,400 And I guess a guy who, I don't know his name, 487 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,400 but he designed sneakers. 488 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,400 He designed all I guess the half. 489 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:26,120 but there's like six of them and I'm like, oh, that's pretty cool. 490 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:33,640 I'm not going to buy them or buy it, but I guess I didn't realize that McDonald's does that. 491 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,240 So I was just like, OK, well, that's cool. 492 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,840 I'm sure they fucking make bank on that goddamn shit, though. 493 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:41,280 If they get like a sneaker designer to fucking do the toys. 494 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:43,560 Yeah, you know, it's so funny. 495 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:49,720 Somebody sent me a meme of the adult happy meals, and I thought it was fake. 496 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:53,000 I was like, McDonald's is not coming out with an adult happy meal. 497 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000 But I am. 498 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:59,160 It was a meme and the prize was a bag of soda. 499 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:03,000 Well, you know, my happy meal would be Don Julio, 70 and 500 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:09,080 so like put a Cheeto shot in there for my fucking shit. 501 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,480 The little bottles that you pick up at the liquor store. 502 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:14,680 Yeah, fuck yeah. 503 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:15,520 That's just right there. 504 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,400 That's like a pinata. 505 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,560 I'll knock it down real fucking quick. 506 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,920 Yeah, I'll hit it gently, too. 507 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,520 So that's right. 508 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,840 And plus it won't hit me on the head and make my head hurt. 509 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,560 No, or just bash the shit out of it and just 510 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,000 skid under and open your mouth like rain. 511 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:36,640 Fuck, you know what? 512 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,680 That's right. Make it rain, bitch. 513 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,200 Make it rain. 514 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,000 Oh, God, yeah. 515 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,840 That's as a matter of fact, I went to fucking. 516 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:47,360 What was it? 517 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,600 Carl's junior. 518 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:49,880 And you know what? 519 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:53,400 I was like, I'm going to just fuck the meal. 520 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,760 I don't give a shit about your shitty ass fries. 521 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,960 I do like their crisp cut fries, but their fries are. 522 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,000 Yeah, you know what? 523 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,040 Their fries are so just mediocre for Carl's. 524 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,440 Yeah, just sucks. 525 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,440 And then especially if you get the cold ones, right? 526 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,080 Even McDonald's cold fries, you're just like. 527 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:13,880 But it's right. 528 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,360 Exactly. 529 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,680 And you can't fucking Carl's junior. 530 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,880 Cold, they're all fucking. 531 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,920 Yeah, they're just fucking gross. 532 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:25,080 And it's like two dollars extra to get the crisp cut. 533 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:28,280 And then they tell you to go and park in that little waiting section 534 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:31,840 because no bitch, you wanted the extra. 535 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:32,560 So now you. 536 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:37,720 Yeah. So now now we'll come and bring you your fucking crisp cut fries. 537 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,080 And then you still get some of those soggy ass fries in there. 538 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:43,240 I'm like, wait a minute, get these soggy bitches out of here. 539 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,240 Right. 540 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:49,920 But I went and I asked for I was like, I just think a bacon Western 541 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,520 cheeseburger sounds good right about now. 542 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:57,880 Um, why the fuck was it eight dollars? 543 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:01,080 They used to taste so good when I was growing up. 544 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,520 They taste like shit now. 545 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:06,520 Like even when I drive by Carl's junior, it fucking it doesn't even smell right. 546 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:07,920 And I know my my. 547 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,160 That worked. 548 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:11,880 And she was like, a nut. 549 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,320 When you get on your way home, can you pick up in and out? 550 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,720 And I'm like, no, no. 551 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,760 Well, you just want a fucking hamburger. 552 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:23,080 I am not going to fucking in and out for one fucking hamburger bitch. 553 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,640 I'm so sorry. 554 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,520 I'm like, I'm going to grow a three outlet. 555 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:27,880 I need to pick up chicken breasts. 556 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:28,880 I will pick you up. 557 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:29,880 Carl's junior. 558 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,720 And you're going to like $30 later. 559 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:35,240 Right. 560 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:36,080 Like what the fuck? 561 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,520 And it's just garbage. 562 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:41,120 So speaking of fast food, come on about. 563 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:45,880 I got hooked on little Caesars and I know little Caesars pizza is just like 564 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,440 mediocre or whatever, right? 565 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:50,080 But they have pretzel crust pizza girl. 566 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:51,240 I know. 567 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:55,040 And instead of marinara, they put the pretzel. 568 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:55,880 Not sure. 569 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,400 Yeah, they put that they put the nacho cheese and I'm like, I'm like, 570 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:02,080 oh, that's my new copain. 571 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:04,480 I fucking. 572 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,480 After this podcast, I am going to order one. 573 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,560 And here's the thing. 574 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,640 Here's that's the rave for for Baroque Medusa. 575 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:12,840 But the rant is. 576 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:19,120 There's pizzas by my house and neither one of them fucking makes them. 577 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:22,120 I have to drive to Azusa to pick it up. 578 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:25,320 Yeah, I thought it was like all of them because they're all franchise, 579 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:28,920 but I'm like, no, I have to go to fucking Azusa, which are. 580 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,400 And by Azusa, I mean the border of Glendora. 581 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:35,480 So basically, I have to drive to my brother's house to pick up this fucking pizza. 582 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:40,600 That is my new cocaine. I I love that fucking pizza. 583 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,160 I and but it's like, why? 584 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:49,000 So little scissors, man, I'm not going to say too much TMI, but. 585 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:53,760 Yeah, the five dollar pizza or whatever. 586 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:54,560 That's decent. 587 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:55,840 I like their thin crust pizza. 588 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:56,720 They make it actually. 589 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,800 And I do like their deep dish. 590 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,200 Oh, I can't do deep dish. 591 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,600 It's too greasy for me. 592 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:05,560 It's just like it gives me it gives me bubble guts. 593 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,560 But you know what? 594 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:11,720 It's the way it smells like when you go to the restroom next. 595 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,120 So you're just like, you know, you ate little scissors. 596 00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,160 Just like when you eat Tommy's. 597 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:21,560 Yeah, it's like, you know, you know, or if you eat a cup of noodle, you see that fucking shit. 598 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:23,800 You're just like, I know I ate a cup of noodle. 599 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,200 God, it just sucks. 600 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,560 But yeah, I I always regret it. 601 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:35,120 With the bubble gut, but yeah, I can't do pizza and like fried chicken, 602 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:38,800 like maybe once a year because after that is bubble gut city. 603 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,960 Oh, I can't. 604 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:47,160 I have to make my own fried chicken, but it just it's a lot of work. 605 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,560 I totally understand. 606 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:51,960 And I'm just like, gosh, dang it. 607 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:56,200 It's it's like the equivalent to the Hispanics making 608 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,760 tamales for Christmas. I'm like, I'm making fried chicken. 609 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,160 I haven't found once a year. 610 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:05,600 I haven't found any Hispanic ladies at work and there's a bunch of Hispanic guys there. 611 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,960 They're like, no, they don't make them. 612 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,120 I was just like, what the fuck is this world coming to? 613 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,120 I know. 614 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:12,600 When are they on strike? 615 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,600 I guess. 616 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,600 So whatever. 617 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,600 I'm fucking sad. 618 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,000 I'll ship you some tamales. 619 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:23,160 I'm an I'm an Islander, but I can still make some fucking solid tamales. 620 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:27,040 Just sucks because it's like there's no assembly line. 621 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:30,040 It's just me and I'm like, fuck this. 622 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:33,040 You're fucking so stupid. 623 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:38,000 Like, you know, this work for like a dozen. 624 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:42,160 I wish there was an assembly line when I meal prep to the shit just fucking sucks. 625 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,160 And I just. 626 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,160 I just couldn't. 627 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,160 I just couldn't. 628 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,160 I just couldn't. 629 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,160 I just couldn't. 630 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,160 I just couldn't. 631 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,160 I just couldn't. 632 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,160 I just couldn't. 633 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,160 I just couldn't. 634 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,160 I just couldn't. 635 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,160 I just couldn't. 636 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,160 I just couldn't cook up, too. 637 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,160 That shit just fucking sucks. 638 00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,160 And I fucking I'm like, I. 639 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:02,160 I still have to cook up two pounds of ground beef for my. 640 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:06,160 So I can have my ground sirloin for the week and I got to mix it with the 641 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,160 fucking mixed or the McCormick's taco seasoning. 642 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,160 It's just a pain. 643 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,160 It is a pain. 644 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,160 And I tell my son. 645 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:17,160 Like, can you be my soup chef? 646 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,160 Right. 647 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:23,900 I was gonna be in my life. 648 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:27,240 Shit. How are you doing with 649 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:29,340 Karate? He's doing amazing. He 650 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:32,200 was supposed to be going for his 651 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:35,380 blue belt all right. Yeah. But 652 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:38,000 um but that was gonna be 653 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:40,740 December 9th and I was kind of 654 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:43,520 bummed out because I work that 655 00:24:40,820 --> 00:24:45,320 day and hey you know somebody 656 00:24:43,580 --> 00:24:47,860 has to pay the bills so I don't 657 00:24:47,860 --> 00:24:49,900 Who could help or who could take him? 658 00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:54,900 And then my son comes out of karate class the other day 659 00:24:54,900 --> 00:24:56,920 and he tells me mom, 660 00:24:57,940 --> 00:25:02,640 Sensei said to skip this tournament. 661 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:05,020 And I said, skip the tournament. 662 00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:07,140 And I'm thinking to myself, like, what did you say? 663 00:25:07,140 --> 00:25:08,500 My mom's broke? 664 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:10,380 And I can't, like, we can't. 665 00:25:10,380 --> 00:25:13,820 And I told him we couldn't buy bagels the other day 666 00:25:13,820 --> 00:25:15,580 at the fucking The Grocery Store. 667 00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:18,860 And I said, oh, that's what I fucking want. 668 00:25:18,860 --> 00:25:19,780 That ain't a need. 669 00:25:19,780 --> 00:25:22,700 We don't need blueberry bagels and fucking cream cheese. 670 00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:25,500 I will place an order for that and have it shipped to you guys. 671 00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:26,340 Don't worry about it. 672 00:25:26,340 --> 00:25:28,900 And I was like, oh shit. 673 00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:32,500 But no, the Sensei actually was like Blue Belt. 674 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:35,620 It's a little bit, because now he's in the adult classes. 675 00:25:35,620 --> 00:25:37,860 Oh, look at him. 676 00:25:37,860 --> 00:25:38,700 Yeah. 677 00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:40,540 And Blue Belt, it's not just kind of like, 678 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:43,420 hey, you just got to move and you advance. 679 00:25:43,420 --> 00:25:46,300 This is you really have to know your combos. 680 00:25:46,300 --> 00:25:48,420 You really have to know some things. 681 00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:53,380 And he thinks that my son probably would do better, 682 00:25:53,380 --> 00:25:55,020 just practicing a little more. 683 00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:56,340 Oh. 684 00:25:56,340 --> 00:25:57,940 Yeah, so he can pass. 685 00:25:57,940 --> 00:26:00,340 And then he's with the adults now. 686 00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:00,980 Yeah. 687 00:26:00,980 --> 00:26:01,860 OK, well good. 688 00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:02,860 So that gives him time to practice. 689 00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:05,420 Now I'm going to march. 690 00:26:05,420 --> 00:26:08,020 Yeah, because it's not like he comes home and practices. 691 00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:09,460 Like, I have no idea. 692 00:26:09,460 --> 00:26:12,380 I'm just, I'll play like a fucking Jet Lee movie for him. 693 00:26:12,380 --> 00:26:14,300 And just be like, copy that. 694 00:26:17,860 --> 00:26:21,780 Oh my god, I fucking love you, Bid. 695 00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:22,780 Just replicate this. 696 00:26:22,780 --> 00:26:23,620 You'll pass. 697 00:26:23,620 --> 00:26:25,140 Yeah, you'll pass. 698 00:26:25,140 --> 00:26:27,020 Just do that. 699 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,740 Not a mistake. 700 00:26:28,740 --> 00:26:31,460 I don't fucking know. 701 00:26:31,460 --> 00:26:33,020 But yeah, but he's doing good. 702 00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:34,340 He's hanging in there. 703 00:26:34,340 --> 00:26:34,820 Yay. 704 00:26:34,820 --> 00:26:35,980 I'm glad. 705 00:26:35,980 --> 00:26:38,060 Yeah. 706 00:26:38,060 --> 00:26:40,460 Is he, wait, is he in high school right now? 707 00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:41,420 Or he's still in junior high? 708 00:26:41,420 --> 00:26:43,460 He will be in high school after this year. 709 00:26:43,460 --> 00:26:44,260 Oh, so he's in. 710 00:26:44,260 --> 00:26:45,300 He's last year of junior high. 711 00:26:45,300 --> 00:26:45,780 OK. 712 00:26:45,780 --> 00:26:47,460 Or middle school, whatever the fuck. 713 00:26:47,460 --> 00:26:49,460 Yeah. 714 00:26:49,460 --> 00:26:50,740 Yeah. 715 00:26:50,740 --> 00:26:52,180 He's, and he's so good. 716 00:26:52,180 --> 00:26:57,700 And he's actually taking college prep courses already. 717 00:26:57,700 --> 00:27:00,100 And he's going to be a mechanical engineer. 718 00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:02,540 And I'm like, I fucking love you, son. 719 00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:04,220 Did I, I don't know. 720 00:27:04,220 --> 00:27:06,300 I feel like Rod Stewart. 721 00:27:06,300 --> 00:27:09,540 Like, have I told you lately that I fucking love you? 722 00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:12,940 I was like, I fucking love you. 723 00:27:12,940 --> 00:27:15,460 Speaking of Rod Stewart, you know his daughter, Kimberly 724 00:27:15,460 --> 00:27:16,660 Stewart? 725 00:27:16,660 --> 00:27:17,660 Yes. 726 00:27:17,660 --> 00:27:19,860 OK, she's not really great looking. 727 00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:22,420 I know that's rude to say, but she's not really great looking. 728 00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:25,180 She's not too easy on the eyes. 729 00:27:25,180 --> 00:27:26,700 You know she fucking has a kid. 730 00:27:26,700 --> 00:27:27,620 Yeah, exactly. 731 00:27:27,620 --> 00:27:29,140 She's not easy on the eyes at all. 732 00:27:29,140 --> 00:27:32,260 She has a fucking kid with Benicio del Toro. 733 00:27:32,260 --> 00:27:33,300 What the fuck? 734 00:27:33,300 --> 00:27:34,780 That kid is like 11 or 12. 735 00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:35,820 The kid is kind of cute. 736 00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:38,780 And I was just like, oh, I don't know what happened that night 737 00:27:38,780 --> 00:27:40,700 or how you hooked up with Benicio del Toro. 738 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:43,220 But OK. 739 00:27:43,220 --> 00:27:44,100 Damn it. 740 00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:45,980 It's like, where am I going wrong? 741 00:27:45,980 --> 00:27:46,460 I know. 742 00:27:51,580 --> 00:27:52,100 Fuck. 743 00:27:54,980 --> 00:27:56,300 OK, well, sorry. 744 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:57,900 I didn't mean to break your spirit right there, 745 00:27:57,900 --> 00:27:58,900 but it broke mine. 746 00:27:58,900 --> 00:28:01,100 I was just like, what the fuck happened that night? 747 00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:03,900 You guys have had a been doing coke, right? 748 00:28:03,900 --> 00:28:05,900 Yeah, I had to. 749 00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:07,340 Fucking had to. 750 00:28:07,340 --> 00:28:10,540 I am not understanding what's going on. 751 00:28:10,540 --> 00:28:11,300 She's like, what the? 752 00:28:11,300 --> 00:28:13,660 Well, maybe because she got fucking cash flow. 753 00:28:13,660 --> 00:28:15,500 I mean, I don't know. 754 00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:21,060 Well, it's got the cash flow too, so I don't know. 755 00:28:21,060 --> 00:28:22,140 She probably swallows. 756 00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:23,100 I don't fucking know. 757 00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:28,940 There you have it. 758 00:28:28,940 --> 00:28:29,900 There you have it. 759 00:28:33,060 --> 00:28:34,300 I'm too old and tired. 760 00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:36,020 I'm like, no, I'm not good. 761 00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:37,860 I flushed those motherfuckers down the toilet. 762 00:28:37,860 --> 00:28:38,700 Like, I don't care. 763 00:28:38,700 --> 00:28:40,740 Spit it down the sink. 764 00:28:40,740 --> 00:28:42,740 Why don't we shit protein? 765 00:28:42,740 --> 00:28:46,580 Get the fuck out of my fucking face. 766 00:28:46,580 --> 00:28:47,940 Literally. 767 00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:49,020 Yeah. 768 00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:50,860 Yeah, my face. 769 00:28:50,860 --> 00:28:51,580 Bokki. 770 00:28:51,580 --> 00:28:53,420 I'm out of here. 771 00:28:56,420 --> 00:29:00,820 Speaking of the hockey, when I used to work for this video 772 00:29:00,820 --> 00:29:03,780 Long Beach, there was this one chick there. 773 00:29:03,780 --> 00:29:05,740 Obviously, I'm not going to name her. 774 00:29:05,740 --> 00:29:08,220 But she got on everybody's nerves for the department 775 00:29:08,220 --> 00:29:09,060 I worked for. 776 00:29:09,060 --> 00:29:12,220 And I told one of the guys there, I'm like, dude, if you 777 00:29:12,220 --> 00:29:16,580 all would just run a train on her or fucking like just run 778 00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:21,700 a train on her or Bukki, I swear to God, she would lighten 779 00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:22,740 the fuck up. 780 00:29:26,180 --> 00:29:28,540 So that's all I'm going to say. 781 00:29:30,660 --> 00:29:33,060 I mean, I love you, bestie. 782 00:29:33,060 --> 00:29:35,380 I'm a mean bitch, but I'm a dude, I guess, even though I'm 783 00:29:35,380 --> 00:29:36,100 straight. 784 00:29:36,100 --> 00:29:38,860 So I don't know what to fucking say, but I was just like, 785 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:42,100 you all just need to run a train on her or Bukki. 786 00:29:42,100 --> 00:29:45,340 And they're like, what the fuck? 787 00:29:45,340 --> 00:29:47,180 And I'm like, just take one for the team. 788 00:29:47,180 --> 00:29:48,700 Come on. 789 00:29:48,700 --> 00:29:49,780 Help me out. 790 00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:56,460 That resting bitch face needs to go. 791 00:29:57,180 --> 00:29:58,260 Right. 792 00:29:58,260 --> 00:29:59,380 It wasn't even resting. 793 00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:00,500 She was just straight up. 794 00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:02,260 See you and tea. 795 00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:07,820 Oh, see you next Tuesday. 796 00:30:07,820 --> 00:30:08,860 That's right. 797 00:30:08,860 --> 00:30:10,300 She was not serving cunt. 798 00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:12,980 She was a straight up fucking cunt. 799 00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:15,740 Jeez, they'll see you next Tuesday, bitches. 800 00:30:15,740 --> 00:30:17,700 I'm like, hey, it's taco Tuesday. 801 00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:19,100 See you next Tuesday. 802 00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:21,020 Pink taco Tuesday, bitch. 803 00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:22,300 Yeah, bitch. 804 00:30:25,220 --> 00:30:27,780 Well, this one's south really fucking quick. 805 00:30:27,780 --> 00:30:32,380 And that's why I fucking love you. 806 00:30:32,380 --> 00:30:35,340 You're going to get some hate mail on that one. 807 00:30:35,340 --> 00:30:38,100 You know, any kind of mail is great. 808 00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:40,220 Yeah, I'm I'm I'm with it. 809 00:30:43,540 --> 00:30:44,500 I need a laugh. 810 00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:48,460 Everybody all uptight and shit. 811 00:30:49,300 --> 00:30:50,860 OK, let's just go. 812 00:30:50,860 --> 00:30:52,340 Let's kind of go there. 813 00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:57,740 Oh, so I was just asked. 814 00:30:57,740 --> 00:31:05,500 Recently about eyebrows and men, men and men doing their eyebrows. 815 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:07,820 They OK, you know, trimming them, whatever. 816 00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:16,340 And I was asked for my opinion and I, of course, said my legit opinion. 817 00:31:16,620 --> 00:31:22,460 I think that if you have a unibrow, it's all good to separate them. 818 00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:24,340 But just own it. 819 00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:27,580 Like if you have eyebrows, just kind of you can maybe trim them a little. 820 00:31:27,580 --> 00:31:31,940 But don't pluck them and and do all that. 821 00:31:31,940 --> 00:31:35,660 I'm I'm I don't that's not my like for today. 822 00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:38,180 I don't I don't I don't care to like you. 823 00:31:38,340 --> 00:31:40,740 To say if your eyebrows are better than mine, 824 00:31:41,220 --> 00:31:42,460 like get the fuck out of here. 825 00:31:42,460 --> 00:31:43,780 Like then you're not for me. 826 00:31:43,780 --> 00:31:47,140 Like well, you move to Oregon, so that's not the case. 827 00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:51,060 Yeah, they're like, oh, my God, that's so offensive. 828 00:31:51,740 --> 00:31:55,220 Oh, I said you asked me for my fucking opinion. 829 00:31:55,220 --> 00:31:57,780 Thank you very fucking much. 830 00:31:57,780 --> 00:32:01,580 And I'm so tired of talking to some pansy fucks that. 831 00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:05,340 Well, like what do you think? 832 00:32:05,460 --> 00:32:06,060 What do you think? 833 00:32:06,060 --> 00:32:07,020 Like, you know what I think? 834 00:32:07,020 --> 00:32:10,060 I think you you want to know what I really think about a fucking Harry chest. 835 00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:14,980 I think if you have one fucking own it, Austin Powers, like fucking do it. 836 00:32:14,980 --> 00:32:21,140 Like, um, just don't shave it or wax it and act like you can't keep up with it 837 00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:24,460 because all that little spikes is just like fucking legs. 838 00:32:24,460 --> 00:32:25,700 Just chia pet. 839 00:32:25,700 --> 00:32:26,420 I'm not. 840 00:32:26,420 --> 00:32:28,260 Yeah, I'm not trying to put my fucking. 841 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:32,220 Oh, I'm going to go to sleep and just rest my fucking cheek and get fucking 842 00:32:32,380 --> 00:32:34,740 like rug burn, like fucking. 843 00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:36,780 No, no. 844 00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:38,220 Yeah, it's all fucking. 845 00:32:38,220 --> 00:32:40,180 No, no. 846 00:32:40,900 --> 00:32:44,380 Then keep it up because I am I I shave my legs. 847 00:32:44,580 --> 00:32:48,780 I mean, I will I will fully fucking warn you like, hey, don't cut yourself. 848 00:32:48,780 --> 00:32:49,740 I didn't shave today. 849 00:32:49,780 --> 00:32:51,540 Like, right. 850 00:32:51,540 --> 00:32:56,100 But being under it, I think about that. 851 00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:58,580 Your leg hair is probably like really thick too. 852 00:32:58,620 --> 00:32:59,340 Yeah. 853 00:32:59,340 --> 00:33:01,180 No, it's minimum. 854 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:02,100 It's what? 855 00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:03,060 It's like minimum. 856 00:33:03,060 --> 00:33:04,780 Like, you know how the other guys can. 857 00:33:04,780 --> 00:33:08,620 Yeah, they can barely like they can barely grow a beard or whatever. 858 00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:09,180 Yeah. 859 00:33:09,180 --> 00:33:10,700 And it's just a little patchy. 860 00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:12,140 OK, that's like with my legs. 861 00:33:12,140 --> 00:33:14,420 I'm just like, like, I don't have to shave my whole leg. 862 00:33:14,420 --> 00:33:15,780 I just shave the patches like this. 863 00:33:15,780 --> 00:33:19,420 It's like, let me guess your sisters aren't like that, right? 864 00:33:19,420 --> 00:33:21,500 Because they take after your mom. 865 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,180 Yeah, no, yeah, they're not. 866 00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:25,380 I mean, maybe my younger sister. 867 00:33:25,900 --> 00:33:28,500 Oh, OK. But not my older sister. 868 00:33:28,900 --> 00:33:31,380 I think that's a little like, I mean, I can. 869 00:33:31,380 --> 00:33:33,300 Yeah, I don't know. 870 00:33:34,300 --> 00:33:37,580 I don't want to say too much, but I just think that sometimes it may 871 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:40,020 like stick out of her like. 872 00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:41,620 Socks or some shit like, I don't know. 873 00:33:43,620 --> 00:33:45,580 OK. 874 00:33:45,580 --> 00:33:46,860 I don't know. 875 00:33:46,860 --> 00:33:47,460 I don't know. 876 00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:51,140 But I mean, but she gets she gets keeps. 877 00:33:51,140 --> 00:33:53,980 Like she gets dude, so doing something right. 878 00:33:53,980 --> 00:33:55,220 I don't know. 879 00:33:55,220 --> 00:33:57,300 Well, good for her. Yeah. 880 00:33:57,300 --> 00:34:00,100 That's that's right. That's right. 881 00:34:00,100 --> 00:34:05,980 OK, speaking of men, Mike Ness showed up on my Instagram feed. 882 00:34:05,980 --> 00:34:10,460 I know you don't have Instagram, but Mike Ness, the singer of Social D. 883 00:34:11,020 --> 00:34:12,340 I love Mike Ness. 884 00:34:12,340 --> 00:34:13,380 No, we all do. 885 00:34:13,380 --> 00:34:15,860 And I'm like, this motherfucker has not aged well. 886 00:34:16,140 --> 00:34:17,580 So I know. 887 00:34:18,060 --> 00:34:19,300 That's what I said, right? 888 00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:21,380 And then I go into his Instagram feed. 889 00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:24,380 This motherfucker is recovering from throat cancer. 890 00:34:26,580 --> 00:34:27,540 That's what I said. 891 00:34:27,540 --> 00:34:29,980 And I'm just like, oh, no wonder he doesn't look well. 892 00:34:29,980 --> 00:34:32,340 He didn't look well in the picture that was on my feet. 893 00:34:32,340 --> 00:34:34,420 And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? 894 00:34:34,820 --> 00:34:36,900 But yeah, he's recovering from throat cancer. 895 00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:38,580 And I was just really sad. 896 00:34:38,580 --> 00:34:41,300 They had to cancel a show or they had to cancel some shows. 897 00:34:42,140 --> 00:34:43,060 God damn it. 898 00:34:43,060 --> 00:34:44,700 So I told him to stop smoking. 899 00:34:45,220 --> 00:34:47,140 Right. 900 00:34:47,140 --> 00:34:47,860 I don't know. 901 00:34:47,860 --> 00:34:49,180 So I was just I was really sad. 902 00:34:49,180 --> 00:34:50,860 I'm like, what the fuck? 903 00:34:50,860 --> 00:34:53,820 So he was my rockabilly lover. 904 00:34:53,900 --> 00:34:55,860 Same. I would go to the car shows. 905 00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:57,020 I'm like, Mike. 906 00:34:57,020 --> 00:34:58,380 Right. 907 00:34:58,380 --> 00:35:03,380 And I don't follow him or Social D on Instagram. 908 00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:04,300 I guess I should. 909 00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:07,460 But Mommy's little monster is 40 years old. 910 00:35:07,460 --> 00:35:08,980 I'm like, fuck, I feel old. 911 00:35:11,140 --> 00:35:15,420 I was just like, I know they're I don't know how much older he is than me. 912 00:35:15,420 --> 00:35:16,300 I'm going to be 50. 913 00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:18,060 So I don't know. 914 00:35:18,060 --> 00:35:21,300 But yeah, I think he's like 56, 57, maybe. 915 00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:24,580 Yeah, I know they I want to say it's 40 years old. 916 00:35:24,580 --> 00:35:26,540 Maybe it's 30 years old, but 40 years old. 917 00:35:26,540 --> 00:35:27,540 I know they've been doing that. 918 00:35:27,540 --> 00:35:31,140 They've been doing this fucking Social D for a long fucking time. 919 00:35:31,140 --> 00:35:35,980 But I was just like, man, I fucking love Mommy's little monster. 920 00:35:36,420 --> 00:35:38,900 Yes. Oh my gosh. 921 00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:45,820 I remember one of my first little jobs in high school was I was a life card. 922 00:35:45,820 --> 00:35:47,860 You were what? 923 00:35:48,420 --> 00:35:50,060 A lifeguard. Where? 924 00:35:50,620 --> 00:35:52,300 Raging waters. 925 00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:54,660 Oh, that is cool. 926 00:35:54,660 --> 00:35:56,180 I was at the Lazy River. 927 00:35:56,180 --> 00:35:59,860 So I mean, honestly, it was like it's three feet. 928 00:36:00,100 --> 00:36:02,340 You could stand up like you're not going to really drown. 929 00:36:02,340 --> 00:36:03,860 But who knows? 930 00:36:03,860 --> 00:36:07,220 But I would sit there and I would just hear Social D. 931 00:36:07,220 --> 00:36:12,460 It was like just story of my life. 932 00:36:12,460 --> 00:36:14,860 And I'm not fucking track. 933 00:36:14,860 --> 00:36:16,420 That's right. 934 00:36:16,420 --> 00:36:17,900 And balling chain. 935 00:36:17,900 --> 00:36:22,460 And and I wasn't even looking for little kids like floating. 936 00:36:22,820 --> 00:36:24,780 I don't know. Like that. 937 00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:25,660 I was the worst. 938 00:36:25,660 --> 00:36:28,500 Like, yeah, I was the worst. 939 00:36:28,580 --> 00:36:29,780 I dare you. 940 00:36:29,780 --> 00:36:35,980 Yeah. Like, oh, my gosh, don't make me get off of the fucking lifeguard tower 941 00:36:35,980 --> 00:36:44,740 to walk into the Lazy River and put your kid back in the tube. 942 00:36:44,740 --> 00:36:46,380 Fucking shit. 943 00:36:47,220 --> 00:36:50,620 Yeah, that was it was a it was a fun job. 944 00:36:50,620 --> 00:36:52,220 But I honestly, I don't know. 945 00:36:52,220 --> 00:36:57,740 All I had to take was a CPR class and I was like right in my mouth on these fucking strangers. 946 00:36:58,620 --> 00:37:00,260 That was before COVID. 947 00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:02,620 Yeah, I was like, oh, yes. 948 00:37:02,620 --> 00:37:05,980 But I wonder if CPR changed now thanks to COVID. 949 00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:08,140 I bet it has. 950 00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:09,500 Probably has. 951 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:11,340 But thank God, I don't have to think. 952 00:37:11,340 --> 00:37:15,500 I don't know. But they told me, you know, once your CPR certified, 953 00:37:16,220 --> 00:37:23,460 that you can get in trouble for not administering CPR to somebody in need. 954 00:37:24,140 --> 00:37:26,300 And I was like, well, how would they even fucking know? 955 00:37:26,300 --> 00:37:27,300 Right. But then you know what? 956 00:37:27,300 --> 00:37:31,380 There's a new law or like when I took a CPR class, like two or three years ago, 957 00:37:31,380 --> 00:37:35,300 I want to say you have to ask for permission now because I guess there was a 958 00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:37,980 lot of if I'm saying this correctly, like you have to ask, 959 00:37:39,020 --> 00:37:40,260 is it OK if I help you? 960 00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:42,260 Because I guess there was a lawsuit. 961 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,460 If I'm saying this correctly, at least for California, 962 00:37:44,980 --> 00:37:47,420 you have to ask for their fucking permission. 963 00:37:47,420 --> 00:37:48,620 But. 964 00:37:48,620 --> 00:37:54,420 Yeah, they think you know what they used to give me these little like plastic baggies 965 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:56,660 that you place over their mouth. 966 00:37:56,660 --> 00:37:58,500 Yeah. And you're just like, yeah. 967 00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:01,620 But like, I wasn't trying to save anybody. 968 00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:02,660 I'm sorry, God. 969 00:38:02,660 --> 00:38:06,180 Like. Well, you're a little you didn't have to. 970 00:38:07,780 --> 00:38:11,300 If I if there was a car accident, I'm just fucking squeezing by. 971 00:38:11,300 --> 00:38:12,580 I'm like, I don't care. 972 00:38:12,580 --> 00:38:14,180 They probably are. 973 00:38:14,180 --> 00:38:16,300 Bye. I I I'm late. 974 00:38:18,180 --> 00:38:20,500 Got to get to work. 975 00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:24,700 OK, so this is not I guess not off topic, but you said car accident. 976 00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:28,620 So speaking of cars, my co-worker lives in a zooza. 977 00:38:28,620 --> 00:38:31,220 And I guess it's the south end of a zooza, right? 978 00:38:31,220 --> 00:38:37,180 So he was mentioning that ever since the the gold line, which is the metro, 979 00:38:37,180 --> 00:38:40,740 not the not the metro link, but the metro now runs through a zooza. 980 00:38:40,780 --> 00:38:42,820 And it's been running through a zooza for a while, right? 981 00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:46,700 So ever since the metro started running through there, the crime rate is spiked up. 982 00:38:48,180 --> 00:38:49,860 Anyway, so she's in that area. 983 00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:57,740 So anyways, two weeks ago, her next door neighbor, they called Uber for food. 984 00:38:58,100 --> 00:39:02,540 The Uber driver gets out of his fucking car, leaves his car running, obviously, 985 00:39:03,140 --> 00:39:07,620 to put the food, drop the food on the fucking on the porch. 986 00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:11,300 Yeah. And that fucking time, his car got jacked. 987 00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:14,020 What exactly? 988 00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:16,380 So there was a kid on a I guess it was a kid. 989 00:39:16,380 --> 00:39:21,740 I don't know, there was a guy if I'm I'm assuming it's a guy. 990 00:39:21,740 --> 00:39:24,300 I don't know what his gender was, but she said it was a guy. 991 00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:26,260 He was on a skateboard. 992 00:39:26,260 --> 00:39:28,860 He gets off the skateboard and drives off with the fucking car. 993 00:39:29,380 --> 00:39:31,380 What? L.A. 994 00:39:31,380 --> 00:39:33,380 County in a nutshell is fucked. 995 00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:35,140 So that happened. 996 00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:39,820 And then the following day, the next door neighbor had a new 997 00:39:40,140 --> 00:39:42,580 brought home a new Camaro. 998 00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:44,260 It wasn't a Corvette. 999 00:39:44,260 --> 00:39:45,660 It was the Camaro. 1000 00:39:45,660 --> 00:39:48,020 That got jacked, like, within a week. 1001 00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:51,820 What they're fucking all getting hit up on that fucking street. 1002 00:39:52,340 --> 00:39:56,300 Oh, no. I was just like, OK. 1003 00:39:57,420 --> 00:40:02,260 Well, I mean, I like I think I said in one of our previous podcasts 1004 00:40:02,540 --> 00:40:07,940 where they're just like stealing, like fucking radiators or or no. 1005 00:40:08,020 --> 00:40:09,980 What is that? A converter. 1006 00:40:09,980 --> 00:40:13,300 Yeah. I mean, they're like five minutes. 1007 00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:15,620 Your shit's gone. Yeah. 1008 00:40:15,620 --> 00:40:16,980 And there was one here in L.A. 1009 00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:21,260 County where I guess she was taking a nap in our car like me and you do on our lunch. 1010 00:40:21,300 --> 00:40:24,740 Yes. But they they she didn't always going on. 1011 00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:27,100 So she was sleeping or napping. 1012 00:40:27,100 --> 00:40:28,140 They took her cattle. 1013 00:40:28,140 --> 00:40:30,220 They were trying to take her catalytic converter. 1014 00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:31,540 And I guess they woke her up. 1015 00:40:31,540 --> 00:40:32,940 So she ran them over. 1016 00:40:32,940 --> 00:40:36,020 I guess I don't think she realized what she was doing, but she ran them over. 1017 00:40:36,820 --> 00:40:39,420 Oh, that's fucking great. 1018 00:40:39,420 --> 00:40:40,860 Everybody needs to do that. 1019 00:40:40,860 --> 00:40:43,420 Fuck, yeah, I hope she didn't get in trouble for that. 1020 00:40:44,620 --> 00:40:45,500 I hope not either. 1021 00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:47,540 But L.A. County is really fucked up here. 1022 00:40:47,540 --> 00:40:49,620 Yeah. Oh, my goodness. 1023 00:40:49,620 --> 00:40:52,100 I I was taking a nap speaking of that. 1024 00:40:52,820 --> 00:40:55,340 You know how I take I take my naps in my car. 1025 00:40:55,340 --> 00:40:57,140 I don't give a shit. I do, too. 1026 00:40:57,420 --> 00:41:00,940 Um, I do have one of those little sun visors. 1027 00:41:03,060 --> 00:41:05,620 There's no sun, but it's just like I don't need. 1028 00:41:05,780 --> 00:41:09,580 I kind of just make it my little fortress like just. 1029 00:41:09,580 --> 00:41:11,700 Oh, you mean like the windshield? Yeah. 1030 00:41:11,740 --> 00:41:14,580 Yeah, I do that, too, because otherwise it's too bright in the car. 1031 00:41:14,740 --> 00:41:18,020 Yeah. And I'm just like, you know, hey, fuck it. 1032 00:41:18,020 --> 00:41:21,380 I don't care. And I'm in, you know, Oregon, so it's rainy. 1033 00:41:21,380 --> 00:41:23,300 It's cold. I don't give a shit. 1034 00:41:23,300 --> 00:41:25,860 But I still put that on because yes, whatever. 1035 00:41:25,860 --> 00:41:27,860 Don't look at me while I sleep. 1036 00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:30,180 So what's going on? Go ahead. No. 1037 00:41:30,420 --> 00:41:34,060 So question when you're in your car, do you have a pillow or do you just like? 1038 00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:36,060 How do you take a nap? 1039 00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:37,740 Do you do have a pillow? 1040 00:41:37,740 --> 00:41:42,660 I do have a pillow and I have two blankets now that it's getting cooler. 1041 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:45,860 So when I work for Long Beach, my supervisor, 1042 00:41:45,860 --> 00:41:48,700 he would always take a nap in his car, too. And they're like, Emma, 1043 00:41:49,860 --> 00:41:51,820 your supervisor takes a nap in his car, too. 1044 00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:54,220 I'm like, yeah, because he's fucking smart. 1045 00:41:55,460 --> 00:41:56,380 But here's the thing. 1046 00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:59,980 He didn't he never had a pillow or a blanket. 1047 00:41:59,980 --> 00:42:02,740 So he tells me one day when he gets back from his nap, 1048 00:42:02,740 --> 00:42:05,020 he's like, I had the best nap ever. And I did. 1049 00:42:05,060 --> 00:42:06,620 And I tell him I did, too. 1050 00:42:06,620 --> 00:42:09,260 He's like, but it was kind of fucking cold in my car. 1051 00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:13,780 And I'm like, you don't you don't have a blanket or a pillow in your car. 1052 00:42:13,780 --> 00:42:16,780 He's like, no, I'm like, well, maybe you should. 1053 00:42:17,420 --> 00:42:21,260 Yeah, no. And then he's like, oh, you know what? 1054 00:42:21,260 --> 00:42:23,580 I brought a blanket and he's like, everything's good now. 1055 00:42:23,580 --> 00:42:26,780 I'm like, I've been doing this since 19 fucking 99. 1056 00:42:27,660 --> 00:42:32,700 So I come prepared like my car is my oasis. 1057 00:42:32,700 --> 00:42:36,220 It's my sanctuary away from people on my fucking lunch. 1058 00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:37,940 Like I need my me time. 1059 00:42:37,940 --> 00:42:39,540 I don't care if it's 15 minutes. 1060 00:42:39,540 --> 00:42:43,500 I just need silence and I need to be by myself with my eyes fucking shut. 1061 00:42:44,180 --> 00:42:49,660 Yeah, girl, I turn on my car and I put the the feet warmers on. 1062 00:42:50,020 --> 00:42:52,740 Get that shit. Oh, hot. 1063 00:42:52,740 --> 00:42:55,700 And then I just blast my fucking heater. 1064 00:42:56,220 --> 00:43:00,060 OK, like, you know, five minutes because I can't afford the gas. 1065 00:43:01,060 --> 00:43:05,180 OK, so speaking of like there's other people that at my old job 1066 00:43:05,180 --> 00:43:09,460 that they would not long beach, but another job in the summertime 1067 00:43:09,460 --> 00:43:12,620 because it's really hot out here, they would turn their air conditioner 1068 00:43:12,620 --> 00:43:15,780 on in the car and just like so they could like take their breaks. 1069 00:43:15,860 --> 00:43:17,620 But I guess I'm too cheap to do that. 1070 00:43:17,620 --> 00:43:20,420 I just roll all the windows down and I fucking knock out. 1071 00:43:20,460 --> 00:43:25,020 And when I wake up because I'm sweating my ass off, that's when I get up 1072 00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:27,340 and I and it's not the full 30 minutes. 1073 00:43:27,540 --> 00:43:30,540 So it might be 10 minutes, but I'm like, as long as I have 10 minutes 1074 00:43:30,540 --> 00:43:34,180 of closed eye with with silence, I'm fucking good. 1075 00:43:34,180 --> 00:43:39,220 Yeah, I just do like five minutes, whether it's hot outside or cold or cold. 1076 00:43:39,220 --> 00:43:42,580 Yeah, I was just like five minutes and just ask the fuck out of it. 1077 00:43:42,580 --> 00:43:47,420 And then I just leave the windows open or up open or closed. 1078 00:43:47,420 --> 00:43:49,980 Right. And I'm just and I'm done. 1079 00:43:49,980 --> 00:43:53,740 Then I just put my seat all the way back with my pillow. 1080 00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:55,580 Get a blanket, girl. 1081 00:43:55,580 --> 00:43:57,900 Yeah, I have a blanket. Oh, you do. OK, good. 1082 00:43:57,900 --> 00:44:02,300 Yeah. Yeah. And but that's that's the thing, too, because they hear an organ. 1083 00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:07,020 They're like, whoa, if it's like snowy and this and that, like, and you get stuck. 1084 00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:09,580 You're supposed to have like this emergency kit where. 1085 00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:11,300 Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. 1086 00:44:11,300 --> 00:44:14,340 You know, a blanket you should have like food. Yeah. 1087 00:44:14,740 --> 00:44:16,780 Water. Water. Yeah. 1088 00:44:16,780 --> 00:44:19,220 Baby wipes in case you take a shit. 1089 00:44:19,220 --> 00:44:21,900 Yeah. Or just find a fucking leaf. 1090 00:44:22,460 --> 00:44:24,260 Right. A frozen leaf. 1091 00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:27,100 And if you do math, a vial of math. 1092 00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:29,260 Yeah. Mine is well. 1093 00:44:29,260 --> 00:44:32,180 Yeah, and a syringe. Yeah, exactly. 1094 00:44:32,580 --> 00:44:33,940 Some boil. I don't know. 1095 00:44:33,940 --> 00:44:35,980 I don't even know what math or how you do math. 1096 00:44:35,980 --> 00:44:37,980 I think math is what the summer. No, that's crack. 1097 00:44:37,980 --> 00:44:40,100 Well, don't you need just like a dollar bill or something? 1098 00:44:40,100 --> 00:44:41,100 I don't know. 1099 00:44:41,100 --> 00:44:42,780 That's cocaine, I think. 1100 00:44:42,780 --> 00:44:44,780 Oh, can't you sniff meth? 1101 00:44:45,180 --> 00:44:46,420 Or do you have to smell? 1102 00:44:46,420 --> 00:44:48,700 No, I think meth you inject. 1103 00:44:48,700 --> 00:44:50,700 Don't you inject that shit? 1104 00:44:50,700 --> 00:44:54,100 I think that's an option. 1105 00:44:54,100 --> 00:44:57,620 The foil and the smoking is cocaine and then meth. 1106 00:44:57,620 --> 00:44:59,420 I think is injection. 1107 00:44:59,940 --> 00:45:01,940 Damn, I need to watch Breaking Bad again. 1108 00:45:01,940 --> 00:45:03,420 Yeah, no, I don't think so. 1109 00:45:03,420 --> 00:45:05,420 I think you can sniff that shit. 1110 00:45:05,420 --> 00:45:07,020 Oh, OK. 1111 00:45:07,020 --> 00:45:08,620 And I think you can smoke it. 1112 00:45:08,620 --> 00:45:12,020 What's what the fuck is that chasing the dragon 1113 00:45:12,020 --> 00:45:13,620 or hitting glass stick? 1114 00:45:13,620 --> 00:45:14,620 Isn't that meant? 1115 00:45:15,260 --> 00:45:17,060 No, that's cocaine. 1116 00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:19,620 I'm sorry. That's crack. 1117 00:45:19,620 --> 00:45:21,540 Oh, what the fuck? 1118 00:45:21,540 --> 00:45:24,460 I mean, that's I got a dust. 1119 00:45:24,460 --> 00:45:26,500 Dust myself off on my phone. 1120 00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:28,300 I got myself off on my fucking. 1121 00:45:28,300 --> 00:45:30,420 Clearly. Clearly. 1122 00:45:30,420 --> 00:45:31,860 I don't know. 1123 00:45:31,860 --> 00:45:33,260 We are not drug traffic. 1124 00:45:33,260 --> 00:45:36,020 No, yeah, fuck. Guilty. 1125 00:45:37,700 --> 00:45:40,420 Innocence. Yeah. 1126 00:45:40,420 --> 00:45:42,820 I have no idea. 1127 00:45:42,820 --> 00:45:44,340 There's this duct tape to my leg. 1128 00:45:44,340 --> 00:45:46,340 Like, I don't know. 1129 00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:50,580 Oh, oh, geez. 1130 00:45:50,900 --> 00:45:54,220 Oh, but yeah, I'm telling you, girl. 1131 00:45:54,220 --> 00:45:57,940 The other day, this is going to go off to another thing. 1132 00:45:57,940 --> 00:46:01,140 And I was like a little skeptical to say anything because. 1133 00:46:02,140 --> 00:46:06,340 One, I keep telling myself, if somebody approached me 1134 00:46:06,340 --> 00:46:11,820 and said this shit, I would fucking either a laugh and be. 1135 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:16,380 Just to say, you crazy, stupid fucking bitch. 1136 00:46:17,700 --> 00:46:19,020 Or what not? 1137 00:46:19,020 --> 00:46:23,740 But legit, I was driving to work the other day 1138 00:46:23,740 --> 00:46:25,060 on the other day. 1139 00:46:25,060 --> 00:46:27,620 Probably like a week ago or whatnot. 1140 00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:33,420 And it was about five forty three a.m. 1141 00:46:34,060 --> 00:46:38,220 OK, and it's like a little two lane highway. 1142 00:46:38,220 --> 00:46:40,460 It's really cold, whatever. 1143 00:46:40,460 --> 00:46:42,500 But I see some shit in the sky. 1144 00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:47,900 And honestly, I just really thought, wow, 1145 00:46:48,900 --> 00:46:50,500 like an airplane. I don't fucking know. 1146 00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:52,780 I'm not one of those skylookers. 1147 00:46:52,780 --> 00:46:56,780 I'm not one of those people that just, oh, it's a meteor shower. 1148 00:46:56,780 --> 00:46:59,100 I do get excited if I see a falling star. 1149 00:46:59,100 --> 00:47:02,420 I'm like, oh, I should have made a wish. 1150 00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:05,380 But it was too late. 1151 00:47:05,380 --> 00:47:06,700 It was so fast. 1152 00:47:06,700 --> 00:47:11,180 And but this fucking thing that whatever it was in the sky. 1153 00:47:12,740 --> 00:47:16,060 It it didn't look like no spaceship or whatever. 1154 00:47:16,060 --> 00:47:18,980 I really thought it was a maybe an airplane. 1155 00:47:18,980 --> 00:47:23,620 I don't know, maybe some military missile testing. 1156 00:47:23,620 --> 00:47:25,420 I don't fucking know. 1157 00:47:25,420 --> 00:47:30,780 But when it flew over and it was just so bright. 1158 00:47:32,860 --> 00:47:35,300 My headlights turn off. 1159 00:47:35,980 --> 00:47:37,500 What? Yes. 1160 00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:41,220 And my radio is like, it starts scrambling. 1161 00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:43,700 And I see the car in front of me. 1162 00:47:43,700 --> 00:47:47,620 And I know there's a car in front of me, but it's it's a ways in front of me. 1163 00:47:47,620 --> 00:47:51,660 But I can see their tail lights and their lights are boom off. 1164 00:47:52,220 --> 00:47:56,300 And then I know there's a car behind me and they have headlights. 1165 00:47:56,380 --> 00:47:58,180 But it's not too close. 1166 00:47:58,180 --> 00:48:01,700 It's not like that three car space rule. 1167 00:48:01,700 --> 00:48:03,620 I'm there. They're they're behind me. 1168 00:48:03,620 --> 00:48:05,420 But I know they're behind me. 1169 00:48:05,420 --> 00:48:08,020 I see their headlights, their lights turn off. 1170 00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:09,660 My lights turn off. 1171 00:48:09,660 --> 00:48:12,940 This fucking thing is flying over the highway. 1172 00:48:13,780 --> 00:48:15,540 What the fuck? 1173 00:48:15,540 --> 00:48:17,940 Yeah, yeah. 1174 00:48:17,940 --> 00:48:20,580 And I was like, what the fuck? 1175 00:48:20,580 --> 00:48:22,220 I did get scared. 1176 00:48:22,220 --> 00:48:24,900 I mean, I can lie and I don't get scared that easily. 1177 00:48:25,260 --> 00:48:27,620 But I was like, holy shit. 1178 00:48:28,300 --> 00:48:30,260 Holy fuck, what is this? 1179 00:48:30,260 --> 00:48:34,300 The car, the lights turned back on, radio went back on. 1180 00:48:34,300 --> 00:48:37,740 It was probably the longest three seconds of my fucking life. 1181 00:48:38,140 --> 00:48:40,380 OK, I was just going to ask how long it lasted. 1182 00:48:40,660 --> 00:48:43,420 Yeah, it was it was probably about three seconds. 1183 00:48:43,420 --> 00:48:49,020 But again, I'm talking about like it was it was the longest three seconds 1184 00:48:49,020 --> 00:48:51,140 of my life because I just didn't know what the fuck was happening. 1185 00:48:51,620 --> 00:48:55,060 And I didn't know if I should just I mean, my lights are off. 1186 00:48:55,060 --> 00:48:58,260 So it's not like I can just pull over and just put on emergency lights. 1187 00:48:58,580 --> 00:49:00,780 Like, please, nobody hit me or whatever. 1188 00:49:00,780 --> 00:49:02,820 I don't I don't know. 1189 00:49:02,820 --> 00:49:05,180 So the lights come back on. 1190 00:49:05,180 --> 00:49:07,940 OK. And I'm like, OK, well, 1191 00:49:08,660 --> 00:49:11,500 who knows what the fuck that is, but at least it's going to Kelly. 1192 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:13,420 Oh, shit. 1193 00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:20,300 So did the car in front of you stop or I don't know because the lights were off. 1194 00:49:20,540 --> 00:49:22,780 And OK, they were. 1195 00:49:22,780 --> 00:49:25,340 Did you take your get your foot off the gas? 1196 00:49:25,340 --> 00:49:27,100 Yes. Oh, OK. 1197 00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:28,420 I took my foot off the gas. 1198 00:49:28,420 --> 00:49:30,620 I did not break. 1199 00:49:30,620 --> 00:49:37,700 And I just took my foot off the gas and it was just like what the fuck just happened. 1200 00:49:37,700 --> 00:49:40,620 And it happened so quick like it happened. 1201 00:49:40,620 --> 00:49:42,340 And then and then it was back to normal. 1202 00:49:44,180 --> 00:49:47,780 And then I saw the the tail lights of the car in front of me. 1203 00:49:48,620 --> 00:49:51,740 It was a little bit closer because you can also tell that that person 1204 00:49:52,180 --> 00:49:53,980 maybe took their foot off the gas. 1205 00:49:53,980 --> 00:49:57,540 And hence, we became a little bit closer in distance. 1206 00:49:58,020 --> 00:50:01,740 OK. And I saw their head or their tail lights turn back on 1207 00:50:02,380 --> 00:50:06,900 and and their headlights because they're kind of, you know, using their headlights. 1208 00:50:06,900 --> 00:50:10,380 And I'm using their headlights to just kind of see if ahead of me. 1209 00:50:11,020 --> 00:50:13,620 And then I see the headlights behind me turn back on. 1210 00:50:15,300 --> 00:50:23,020 And I get to work and I'm at work about 20 minutes before I have to actually clock in. 1211 00:50:23,740 --> 00:50:31,060 And so I'm just in the parking lot and I decide to just like was there like some type of media shower? 1212 00:50:32,020 --> 00:50:34,100 What? So did you Google it? 1213 00:50:34,100 --> 00:50:36,180 I know. Yeah, I tried to Google it. 1214 00:50:36,180 --> 00:50:38,460 And I couldn't find shit. 1215 00:50:39,020 --> 00:50:40,700 I couldn't find any. Did you ask it? 1216 00:50:40,700 --> 00:50:43,140 Your coworkers or did you tell your coworkers? 1217 00:50:43,220 --> 00:50:45,180 I thought that's the thing. 1218 00:50:45,180 --> 00:50:48,860 I was skeptical because I just didn't want people thinking. 1219 00:50:50,620 --> 00:50:55,100 You know, just like if somebody would say I was abducted or something. 1220 00:50:55,100 --> 00:50:57,300 It was like, well, you weren't abducted. 1221 00:50:57,300 --> 00:51:01,780 So. But like my lights turned off and there was something in the sky. 1222 00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:05,260 Wasn't an airplane. I don't think it was a comet. 1223 00:51:05,260 --> 00:51:07,340 I've never actually seen a comet. 1224 00:51:08,060 --> 00:51:09,700 So I wouldn't really know. 1225 00:51:10,300 --> 00:51:12,700 I mean, I've seen a shooting star, believe it or not. 1226 00:51:13,820 --> 00:51:18,820 Off the when I was driving on the 210 freeway, but I did see a shooting star once and that was cool. 1227 00:51:19,140 --> 00:51:20,500 Yeah, a shooting star. 1228 00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:23,460 I'm just like, oh, look at that little guy just fall out of the sky. 1229 00:51:23,460 --> 00:51:24,780 I'm like, yeah. 1230 00:51:24,780 --> 00:51:25,740 Right. 1231 00:51:25,740 --> 00:51:28,300 But and it kind of comes down like it's going to hit. 1232 00:51:29,820 --> 00:51:30,420 I don't know. 1233 00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:31,420 Or it's going to just. 1234 00:51:32,220 --> 00:51:32,740 What is it? 1235 00:51:32,740 --> 00:51:36,420 Like it's going to just burn out before it hits anything or I don't know. 1236 00:51:37,140 --> 00:51:39,500 Well, I guess something crazy. 1237 00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:40,900 And I was like, I don't know. 1238 00:51:40,900 --> 00:51:42,300 And I'm I'm really. 1239 00:51:43,740 --> 00:51:48,300 I'm really thinking like, no, I know what the fuck I saw and I know what the fuck happened. 1240 00:51:50,460 --> 00:51:54,340 Well, you're not crazy and that shit happens all the fucking time. 1241 00:51:54,340 --> 00:51:58,420 So I wish there was some kind of like, I guess, 1242 00:51:58,420 --> 00:52:02,340 I guess validation when you search for it online. 1243 00:52:02,820 --> 00:52:05,140 Yeah, I validate what you saw. 1244 00:52:05,420 --> 00:52:08,940 I'm kind of thinking like, and you know, I don't have Facebook or anything, 1245 00:52:08,940 --> 00:52:10,420 but there's a right. 1246 00:52:10,420 --> 00:52:14,780 So I did tell one friend who has the Facebook community and stuff 1247 00:52:15,260 --> 00:52:18,660 and she's like, girl, I don't see shit like nobody fucking. 1248 00:52:19,460 --> 00:52:20,620 Because nobody's awake at that. 1249 00:52:20,620 --> 00:52:23,580 Yeah, I was like, yeah, because nobody's fucking awake at fucking five 1250 00:52:24,060 --> 00:52:25,940 thirty in the morning driving to work. 1251 00:52:25,940 --> 00:52:27,580 Exactly. 1252 00:52:27,580 --> 00:52:31,940 And no, and if they are, they're not looking up and who knows? 1253 00:52:31,980 --> 00:52:33,060 I don't know. 1254 00:52:33,060 --> 00:52:36,580 But it's just like it's been bugging me out like, what the fuck? 1255 00:52:37,220 --> 00:52:38,980 What? I don't know. 1256 00:52:38,980 --> 00:52:41,140 I need to know. What did I say? 1257 00:52:41,140 --> 00:52:42,820 What was it? 1258 00:52:42,820 --> 00:52:44,820 I don't know. 1259 00:52:44,820 --> 00:52:48,060 I was hoping to wake up with like superpowers or something, you know? 1260 00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:52,220 Well, you would need an abduction to happen with you. 1261 00:52:52,220 --> 00:52:57,420 Well, if it mess with my car, I mean, maybe some type of like energy. 1262 00:52:58,180 --> 00:52:59,580 Oh, that's true. 1263 00:52:59,580 --> 00:53:00,780 I don't know. 1264 00:53:00,780 --> 00:53:03,180 Damn, well, I don't know. 1265 00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:07,100 Be like anybody's listening and you're in Oregon and it happened. 1266 00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:08,940 When did you say it happened? 1267 00:53:08,940 --> 00:53:11,740 It was about a week and a half ago. 1268 00:53:12,300 --> 00:53:15,500 OK, so I guess around things like after Thanksgiving. 1269 00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:20,340 Yeah, right after Thanksgiving. Yeah. OK, so actually it was the Friday 1270 00:53:20,340 --> 00:53:22,820 fucking after Thanksgiving. Black Friday. 1271 00:53:23,060 --> 00:53:25,260 Yep. Because I was so ready. 1272 00:53:25,260 --> 00:53:30,340 Going Friday in Independence, Oregon, if you're in that area and you saw 1273 00:53:30,980 --> 00:53:34,260 what Pomona Bullets saw around 545 in the morning, 1274 00:53:34,740 --> 00:53:37,260 please let us know and validate. 1275 00:53:37,260 --> 00:53:42,860 So validate Pomona Bullets because nobody, I guess, is posting about it online. 1276 00:53:43,740 --> 00:53:46,100 Nope. Nobody. 1277 00:53:46,100 --> 00:53:49,540 Boom. Boom. They're all scourred. 1278 00:53:50,980 --> 00:53:52,820 I guess. 1279 00:53:54,820 --> 00:53:57,820 Shit. Well, Pomona Bullets is here to speak up. 1280 00:53:57,820 --> 00:53:59,860 How about I am? I don't give a shit. 1281 00:53:59,860 --> 00:54:03,380 The men in what is it? Men in black. 1282 00:54:03,420 --> 00:54:07,300 Yeah, men and black. Men and tubes. 1283 00:54:07,340 --> 00:54:10,500 They're coming to me like you don't remember shit. 1284 00:54:10,540 --> 00:54:12,620 Boos here. Like you're right. I don't. 1285 00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:17,540 I kind of don't. I was actually tired. 1286 00:54:19,220 --> 00:54:22,180 Tired of work. Tired of being tired. 1287 00:54:24,020 --> 00:54:25,020 Shit. 1288 00:54:26,780 --> 00:54:30,020 Yeah. On that note, let's wrap this up. 1289 00:54:30,020 --> 00:54:35,060 Do you have any other meeting minutes to address Pomona Bullets? 1290 00:54:35,660 --> 00:54:37,300 I'm I'm OK. 1291 00:54:37,300 --> 00:54:42,340 But I do want to ask, are you doing Christmas trees or what are you doing? 1292 00:54:42,340 --> 00:54:44,620 Because I fucking hate Christmas. 1293 00:54:44,620 --> 00:54:46,660 I'm I know what Christmas. 1294 00:54:46,660 --> 00:54:48,100 My daughter is 31. 1295 00:54:48,100 --> 00:54:51,700 There's no reason to have a fucking Christmas and plus I just fucking over the shit. 1296 00:54:51,700 --> 00:54:53,980 I'm I'm over people this year. 1297 00:54:53,980 --> 00:54:56,540 So well, I think I'm over people period. 1298 00:54:56,540 --> 00:55:01,540 But your mom's not asking, like put up a tree or. 1299 00:55:01,980 --> 00:55:03,860 Well, my daughter put one up for her. 1300 00:55:04,300 --> 00:55:05,140 I'm not going to put. 1301 00:55:05,140 --> 00:55:07,460 Well, yeah, I'm not going to put one up. 1302 00:55:08,740 --> 00:55:11,060 I don't I don't want to put a fucking tree there. 1303 00:55:11,060 --> 00:55:14,460 No. And my my son told me he's like, mom, 1304 00:55:14,820 --> 00:55:18,020 why are you going to put up a tree if there's not going to be any gifts underneath? 1305 00:55:18,060 --> 00:55:20,220 Now, I was like, you're right. 1306 00:55:20,220 --> 00:55:23,100 Fucking love the way you think you smart little fuck like. 1307 00:55:25,140 --> 00:55:27,580 Cancel Christmas in a bit. 1308 00:55:27,580 --> 00:55:30,060 Yeah. Grinch mode. 1309 00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:31,700 Hashtag Grinch mode. 1310 00:55:31,700 --> 00:55:32,700 That's right. 1311 00:55:32,700 --> 00:55:33,260 And you know what? 1312 00:55:33,260 --> 00:55:37,220 There was the best meme or I guess Instagram post and it said and I'm like, 1313 00:55:37,220 --> 00:55:38,620 you know what? That's right. 1314 00:55:38,620 --> 00:55:42,220 The Grinch didn't hate Christmas. The Grinch hated people. 1315 00:55:42,220 --> 00:55:45,260 And I'm like, thank you very fucking much. 1316 00:55:45,660 --> 00:55:50,860 Yeah, I always tell people my heart is was it two inches too small? 1317 00:55:50,980 --> 00:55:51,980 Like. 1318 00:55:54,740 --> 00:55:56,740 I don't remember. 1319 00:55:57,540 --> 00:55:59,180 I'll remember the Grinch. 1320 00:55:59,180 --> 00:56:01,620 Yeah, I Grinch is my homie. 1321 00:56:02,380 --> 00:56:04,380 That's right. 1322 00:56:05,620 --> 00:56:07,420 All right, guys, we are out. 1323 00:56:07,420 --> 00:56:09,260 And we will see you next week. 1324 00:56:09,260 --> 00:56:11,300 Yes, we will. 1325 00:56:11,300 --> 00:56:38,060 All right. All right. Later.