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Cocksock.

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Cocksock.

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Fucking cuck.

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I can't even fucking say that right.

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The Krusty sock.

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The ooh.

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Yeah, ooh.

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Smelly sock.

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It smells like bleach from this bitch.

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Welcome to our podcast.

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Brand new.

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Good evening, bitch.

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Good evening, Bestie.

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Oh, it's been a minute.

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So I haven't had any alcohol since our last episode, which was like two Sundays ago.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah.

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So I just poured a double or maybe a double and a half vodka in my crystal light fruit

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punch.

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So it might be interesting tonight.

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I don't know.

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Nice.

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Nice.

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I am so glad I have the next, I guess, four days off.

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I know you have to work Friday.

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I hope you have Saturday off.

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Oh, no, I work Saturday too.

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But I have Sunday off.

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Okay.

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But you're back to your regular schedule though, right?

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Yeah.

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Oh, thank God.

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I know.

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It's just been a nightmare.

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And I'm assuming your company has Black Friday specials going on all day.

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God, yes.

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I don't understand.

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It's been like, I have the Walmart app and it keeps like updating me with new Black Friday

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specials.

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I'm like, bitch, you've been doing this for the last two weeks.

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I'm like, tomorrow's, not even tomorrow's Black Friday.

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Stop texting me.

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I'm not going to your store.

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No, there's over it.

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There's some stores over here that they've been fucking doing Black Friday since Tuesday.

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Well, that's better than down here.

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They've been doing it for like the last two and a half weeks.

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Like I swear after Halloween, it started up with Black Friday already.

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I'm like, what the actual fuck?

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Oh my God.

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So question with Christmas shopping.

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If you buy your Christmas presents early to give out, that's what I always do.

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Do you give them out right away or do you actually wait till Christmas time?

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I wait.

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Oh God, you're so great.

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I already sent yours out so open it.

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It's supposed to arrive on Friday.

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The size small is for G unit.

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The other stuff is for you.

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Oh shit.

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And I gave em hers and then I gave my coworkers theirs that are like, what the fuck?

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I'm like, I'm not this hyper first.

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I'm like, who gives a fuck about Christmas?

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I'm like, here, Merry Christmas a month early, whatever.

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Need the shit out of my car.

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God damn it.

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Oh no.

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Well, that's good though.

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Just getting it over with.

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Yes.

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So yours arrives by, it's in an Amazon box, but it arrives via USPS.

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So it says it's Friday.

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No, sweet.

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Just so you're aware.

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You'll be like, what did I order from Amazon?

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It's not from Amazon, it's from me.

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You're a Merry Mother fucking Christmas.

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Right.

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And I was too lazy to write anything or put a fucking card in there.

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So whatever.

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I'm telling you now, Merry Christmas bitch.

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Well, thank you.

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You're welcome.

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I do the same shit with my kids though.

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If I buy Amazon shit for them for Christmas, I don't even take them out of the box.

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I fucking wrap it.

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It looks all like symmetrical and shit under the tree.

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It's all Amazon boxes.

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I'm the type of person that I don't even wrap it.

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Like if it comes in the Amazon box, I just hand the box over.

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I'm like, here, happy birthday.

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I'm like, what, I don't understand the thing about wrapping, which is cool, but I mean,

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the wrapping paper goes in the trash, so what's the fucking point?

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And I'm wasting my time and I suck at wrapping.

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So God, yeah, right?

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It's such a fucking mess after two.

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And like the kids don't, they don't throw that shit away.

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They just leave all the wrapping paper on the floor and it's just another job that we

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have to clean up.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Now thank you.

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God damn.

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I know.

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Shit.

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So, you know, my fucking neighbor, right?

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Oh, is he putting Santa Claus hats on the Halloween decor?

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Yes.

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You know how he's decorating this stupid Halloween shit?

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I don't know.

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I fucking knew that he was not going to take down the fucking skeleton, that large ass

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skeleton that I showed you a picture of.

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Yes.

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He, of course, he didn't take it down.

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And I come home from work the other day and the fucking skeleton has a bag, like a Santa

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type bag.

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Oh, God.

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And a Santa hat on.

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And, okay.

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I was like, okay, yeah, this, this fucking skeleton is not coming down.

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Well, hopefully it'll be really windy, like to wear it like gets blown away.

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Like to the next town over, not to your yard.

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I know.

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I know.

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I swear.

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So fucking.

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Oh, it just pisses me off.

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It's, I would totally be with you on that.

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I'm just like, what the fuck?

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Oh, such a fucking asshole.

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I never thought I would be one of those people that have like a fucked up neighbor.

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And then you can't do anything about it.

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Yeah, exactly.

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It's like, geez.

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So stupid.

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And then like I said, like, and then on the other side, my other neighbor, everybody has

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like all their fucking Christmas lights on.

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Oh, that's right.

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That's right.

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I'm just like, oh my gosh, my son goes outside of the trash.

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He's like, mom, I hear Christmas music playing from the, oh God.

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It's like, can we just fucking have Thanksgiving first?

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Oh, such a, I'm such like a bomb, but I don't fucking know.

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I'm not feeling it this year.

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Actually, I never, I, I'm not.

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Do you do with a Christmas tree and all that or?

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I do, but now that like Junits gone and right, I mean, I guess I should still do it for my

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son, but I don't know.

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But you're, um, the dog doesn't knock it down because you have a big dog.

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Oh, that's good.

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She's scared of it.

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You know how she's.

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She's the dumbest dog ever.

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Oh, she's a cutie.

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Don't I know.

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Gina, it's dog.

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I was telling you that I'm like, I'm getting rid of her.

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She's like, you can't watch me.

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It's like, nobody's taking care of her anymore since you're not here.

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I'm like, I'm not picking up dog shit.

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I can imagine.

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Oh God, because your dog is big.

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So that's like big poop.

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Like you literally have to use a shovel.

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So I'm like, oh, hard pass.

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For sure.

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So, um, we do a podcast, but I've been listening to the Thiel Vaughn podcast, which I know

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you've been listening or I guess I'm late on the Thiel Vaughn, this past weekend's podcast.

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Did you listen to the one where, um, last week he had Dana White on there?

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And I'm like, I can't, I'm the, I don't know.

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I'm not really a fan of Dana White.

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She's a big douchebag or whatever, but he finally got his shit together.

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I guess I don't know.

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He lost some weight.

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I don't know what's going on, but I guess I have a new self-respect for him because I

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just thought he was a total dickbag.

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He doesn't pay the women UFC fighters the way they should be paid as opposed to the men

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fighters, you know?

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Yeah.

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And then he holds the contracts over the fucking Diaz brothers.

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That type of shit pisses me off.

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But he was on the Thiel Vaughn podcast and I guess Thiel Vaughn had Robert Kennedy, Robert

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F. Kennedy Jr. who's running for presidency, I guess whenever, I think it's next year.

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Oh shit.

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So he had him on the podcast prior to, and so Theo is telling Dana White that, um, so

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I guess they aired the podcast and one of the sponsors for Thiel Vaughn is, um, Peloton.

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Oh, okay.

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So the Peloton, um, the Peloton podcast, the Peloton CEO calls up Thiel Vaughn, or I don't

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know if he called him up personally, but his people and says, you need to take that Robert

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Kennedy podcast down.

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We do not stand for that or we don't align with him or whatever or, um, we will pull our

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sponsorship.

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So Theo Vaughn is telling Dana White this and Dana White's like, wait, who?

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Who is the CEO of fucking Peloton?

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So they pull it up.

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They fuck that douchebag.

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So he goes on this fucking tirade.

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It's fucking hilarious, but I'm, I love how Dana White just doesn't give a fuck and like

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he'll do whatever the fuck he wants regardless.

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If you're, if you're going to pull sponsorship or whatever from the UFC, fucking pull it,

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right?

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So, um, that's how he is.

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So he fucking calls up all the, all right, one of the UFC people, I guess the main gym

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and he's like, Hey, do we have Peloton bikes in our fucking gym?

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He's like, yeah, he's like, take them all out.

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He went on a fucking tirade.

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So I'm like, I wonder, I haven't looked, but I'm like, I'm assuming Peloton stock took

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a hit.

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Yeah, for sure.

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And I'm assuming, um, I haven't listened to any more Theo, Theo Vaughn podcast since

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last week, but, um, I'm assuming he kept, he just kept the, um, um, the Robert Kennedy

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Jr. podcast up because I mean, he fucking recorded it.

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Yeah.

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So I'm like, why would you pull it down for a fucking sponsor?

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Like, you know, Theo Vaughn makes more money than what, whatever, right?

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It's not like he's like brand new, but I thought that was hilarious.

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I can't fucking hear that one.

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I haven't heard it yet.

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Okay.

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I'll send you the link or whatever.

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I'm sure it's on YouTube, YouTube, just like the, the part where Dana White is fucking

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going off and calling out this guy and he's like, pull him up.

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I want to see what he actually looks like.

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Yeah.

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Fucking nails this guy to a cross.

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Oh shit.

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Fuck, go Dana.

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Yeah.

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And then the other podcast I listened to last week was fucking, um, Joe Rogan had the rock

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on and I fucking love Joe Rogan.

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I love the rock, but it was the most boring fucking interview, I guess podcast ever.

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Love.

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Really?

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Yes.

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I guess, you know how the, um, after the Maui fires, the rock and Oprah, I guess, banded

265
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up together.

266
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I don't know, they were running a charity, um, for people to donate money for Maui and

267
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then everybody like just fucking like back or not backstab them.

268
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Everybody just like, I want to say canceled culture.

269
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I don't know what the proper term is, but every, all the like the regular people like

270
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me and you got angry at Oprah and fucking Dwayne the rock Johnson.

271
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Like how much money do you fucking make?

272
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Hey, like you're asking me to fucking donate.

273
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Like you fucking donate.

274
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Yeah.

275
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I'm like, you guys are fucking dumb.

276
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So I don't know.

277
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I guess I don't know if it was because of that, but the answers that came out of his mouth

278
00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:22,300
were like, yeah, okay, like it was typical bullshit.

279
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I'm like, why are you leaving on the fucking podcast?

280
00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:27,620
No, you're just going to be like all like laying over and shit.

281
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He did talk about, um, I guess his upbringing, uh, guess with his dad as the wrestler, but

282
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everything else.

283
00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:35,500
I'm like, this is fucking boring.

284
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:38,100
Oh, not the backbone dude.

285
00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:41,500
I guess I don't know if he's trying to just like be nice because everybody was pissed

286
00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:42,500
off at him and Oprah.

287
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Yeah.

288
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Watch what he says or actually not even say anything.

289
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Yeah.

290
00:11:48,260 --> 00:11:53,140
That's what is basically was just like agreeing to, um, whatever I guess Joe Rogan said.

291
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So I'm like, okay.

292
00:11:55,140 --> 00:11:56,340
Yeah.

293
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What a pussy.

294
00:11:57,340 --> 00:12:00,860
I would have never thought that from the rock, but yeah, he's a fucking pussy.

295
00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:01,860
Shit.

296
00:12:01,860 --> 00:12:03,660
He's getting old.

297
00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:04,660
Yeah.

298
00:12:04,660 --> 00:12:05,660
I guess right.

299
00:12:05,660 --> 00:12:06,660
He has mouth to feed.

300
00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:13,340
He's like, I don't want to lose any of my sponsors.

301
00:12:13,340 --> 00:12:14,340
Right.

302
00:12:14,340 --> 00:12:15,340
God damn.

303
00:12:15,340 --> 00:12:16,340
Okay.

304
00:12:16,340 --> 00:12:18,740
So I guess back to black Friday.

305
00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:19,740
I'm curious.

306
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:20,740
Is your place already crazy?

307
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:26,780
Uh, no, actually you guys run pre black Friday specials like Walmart's been doing.

308
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:29,020
I don't believe so.

309
00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:30,580
I know that's yeah.

310
00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:31,820
Friday it's going to be big.

311
00:12:31,820 --> 00:12:34,900
Like we have a bunch of appliances on fucking sale and shit.

312
00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:37,140
Oh, do you have to get there super early?

313
00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:38,140
Yeah.

314
00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:42,060
They want me there at five and I'm like, what the fuck would I have to be there at five?

315
00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:45,940
But what time do you open on black Friday or normal?

316
00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:48,620
I think we opened the doors at eight.

317
00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:49,620
Oh, okay.

318
00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:50,620
Good.

319
00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:51,620
God.

320
00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:52,620
Okay.

321
00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:55,660
Well, um, I guess you have to work overtime or are you just like leaving early?

322
00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:58,900
No, they're five to three.

323
00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:00,500
But um, okay.

324
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:06,940
And I work in my office and I do like payroll, but they said that I was going to be out on

325
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the floor.

326
00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:11,180
He was like, oh, fuck doing what?

327
00:13:11,180 --> 00:13:12,460
To help the customer.

328
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I guess so.

329
00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:18,500
And I guess like we're serving like hot cocoa and shit like that.

330
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:22,500
And I guess I got to like fucking assist with that.

331
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:25,180
Oh, well, hopefully that's the only thing you got to do that.

332
00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:28,140
Yeah, I sure hope so because I don't you want cocoa bitch?

333
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,140
Yeah.

334
00:13:29,140 --> 00:13:31,140
I don't know.

335
00:13:31,140 --> 00:13:33,140
I don't know.

336
00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:36,660
If somebody asked me like, excuse me, where's the fucking appliance department?

337
00:13:36,660 --> 00:13:38,660
I'm like, I don't fucking know.

338
00:13:38,660 --> 00:13:39,660
Right.

339
00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:40,660
I don't know.

340
00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:44,900
Just look, just keep walking down the aisles till you see it listed on the placard.

341
00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:45,900
I don't know.

342
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,900
I just work here.

343
00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:48,900
Shit.

344
00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:49,900
Yeah.

345
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:50,820
So I don't know.

346
00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:54,340
I thought I was going to have to buy a dishwasher too.

347
00:13:54,340 --> 00:13:56,500
So I was like, I'm going to wait.

348
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,420
Oh, yeah, what happened to your dishwasher?

349
00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:01,420
They fixed it.

350
00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:02,420
Okay.

351
00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:08,980
But like apparently because my kids are that's their tour.

352
00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:09,980
Dishes is their tour.

353
00:14:09,980 --> 00:14:10,980
Like I don't.

354
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:11,980
Right.

355
00:14:11,980 --> 00:14:12,980
I don't do the dishes.

356
00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:18,500
I mean, I might if it's like my coffee cup or some shit like that, but I don't do the

357
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:19,500
dishes.

358
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,500
That's their tour.

359
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:25,220
And apparently my kids must think, have you ever seen?

360
00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:28,940
I think it's like, what a dish soap is.

361
00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:31,740
It's like a detergent for the dishwasher.

362
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:37,300
And they act like you could put a whole cake in the fucking dishwasher and like the cake's

363
00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:41,020
gone and the pan is like all fucking clean.

364
00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:42,020
Right.

365
00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:43,020
Okay.

366
00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:47,620
Well, I think my kids fucking honestly believe that shit and they just put dishes full of

367
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,620
fucking food.

368
00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:53,940
So apparently it just like fucking clogged up the.

369
00:14:53,940 --> 00:14:55,940
Oh, that's why.

370
00:14:55,940 --> 00:14:59,220
Oh, so they just had to clear the clear the clog.

371
00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:01,020
Yeah, exactly.

372
00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:03,940
185 fucking dollars later.

373
00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:04,940
Okay.

374
00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:08,580
Well, at least it wasn't I guess anything major because I was thinking it was like you'd

375
00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:09,940
have to get a pipe replaced.

376
00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:11,780
Oh, so did I.

377
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:15,380
I mean, I was expecting the fucking worse, but right.

378
00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:16,380
Thank goodness.

379
00:15:16,380 --> 00:15:20,860
It was just that name's like, I'm so glad right before fucking things came in and got

380
00:15:20,860 --> 00:15:24,740
fixed because I was not going to cook if that bitch wasn't right.

381
00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:26,860
Oh, so you're cooking.

382
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:27,860
Yeah.

383
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:28,860
What are you cooking?

384
00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:29,860
Oh shit.

385
00:15:29,860 --> 00:15:34,380
I'm cooking like for an army, a turkey, a ham, stuff.

386
00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:35,380
Yeah.

387
00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:39,340
I know what I know.

388
00:15:39,340 --> 00:15:44,140
But the thing is I was actually just going to cook a little ham that I bought like a

389
00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:46,140
little spiral ham.

390
00:15:46,140 --> 00:15:47,140
Right.

391
00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:50,760
And I was like, oh, just make like some stuffing, maybe some mashed potatoes and like green

392
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,860
beans, whatever.

393
00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:58,460
And I go to the fucking counter at the grocery store or the checkout line and they tell me

394
00:15:58,460 --> 00:16:04,060
my total and the ladies like, are you going to want your free turkey?

395
00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:05,060
And I said, free turkey.

396
00:16:05,060 --> 00:16:09,180
She said, yeah, have you spent over a hundred dollars to get a free fucking turkey?

397
00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:13,860
And I was like, well, fuck yeah, I'm going to fucking get a turkey.

398
00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:14,860
It's free.

399
00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:15,860
Right.

400
00:16:15,860 --> 00:16:20,860
So, uh, G unit and I rent to the frozen turkeys because it has to be a frozen one and we're

401
00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:29,740
okay in the frozen bin and G units like what size do I go something fucking small like

402
00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:33,220
which maybe or else or something like, I don't know.

403
00:16:33,220 --> 00:16:36,620
It's just like small turkey I can find is 16 pounds.

404
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,620
I was like, holy bitch.

405
00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:39,620
Yes.

406
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:42,540
No, we have 16 fucking pound turkey.

407
00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:49,860
I'm like, okay, I guess it's fucking turkey for the rest of the fucking year.

408
00:16:49,860 --> 00:16:53,380
Bring that shit to your work on and then serve it with hot cocoa.

409
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:58,580
I got something to dip that hot cocoa in.

410
00:16:58,580 --> 00:16:59,580
Yeah.

411
00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:00,580
Damn.

412
00:17:00,580 --> 00:17:01,580
Okay.

413
00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:02,580
Yeah.

414
00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:06,740
I don't even know how to make a turkey.

415
00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:08,700
I mean, I know you have to put it in the fucking oven.

416
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:13,020
You have to, my mom always threw the thermos or that thermometer that you, you know, I'm

417
00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:14,020
talking about that.

418
00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:15,020
I don't know.

419
00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:20,220
I call it, it's not the baster, but she obviously have to go by the internal temperature.

420
00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:21,220
It's just right.

421
00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:22,220
Yes.

422
00:17:22,220 --> 00:17:28,340
Well, I always go off that little button like that little like that, you know, a little

423
00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:31,540
button that's in the turkeys and it pops out when it's done.

424
00:17:31,540 --> 00:17:34,180
Oh, I, yeah, I've seen that.

425
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:35,180
Okay.

426
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,180
I just, okay.

427
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,180
And it always comes out normal.

428
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:38,180
Yeah.

429
00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:41,380
It's good or not burnt or not burnt, but dry or whatever.

430
00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:42,380
Yeah.

431
00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:43,380
It comes out pretty good.

432
00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:46,460
I mean, I inject it with a shit ton of butter.

433
00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:47,460
Of course.

434
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:51,460
Well, girl, butter is my best fucking friend.

435
00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:56,980
We don't do margarine in this fucking house or spread country crock or, or whatever, imperial

436
00:17:56,980 --> 00:17:57,980
margarine.

437
00:17:57,980 --> 00:17:58,980
Yeah.

438
00:17:58,980 --> 00:17:59,980
Yeah.

439
00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:00,980
Exactly.

440
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,460
I need full, I need that butter stick.

441
00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:03,460
Oh yeah.

442
00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:04,460
For sure.

443
00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:05,620
For sure.

444
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:12,980
And it makes the best gravy when you put all the real truth, truth, truth.

445
00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:13,980
I know.

446
00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:18,780
I really, I'm trying to, I'm trying to like lose a couple pounds though.

447
00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:19,780
So I don't know.

448
00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:26,620
I don't, I'm going to send you a bunch of fucking food out to the dorm.

449
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:27,620
Yeah.

450
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:29,740
I was under home with a bunch of food like here you go.

451
00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:35,580
How's she liking the, I haven't talked to her obviously, which is good, I guess, because

452
00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:38,620
you're the mom, but she's doing good, I guess, in school.

453
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:42,940
And then I guess she's well adjusted now with the dorm life and.

454
00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:43,940
Oh yeah.

455
00:18:43,940 --> 00:18:44,940
Like, I, okay, that's good.

456
00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:46,940
I hardly hear from her, but.

457
00:18:46,940 --> 00:18:48,940
Or excuse the unit.

458
00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:59,860
I'm just like, okay, but they can't, I guess the college kids are instructed to leave the

459
00:18:59,860 --> 00:19:01,980
dorms during the holidays.

460
00:19:01,980 --> 00:19:06,500
I was wondering if they all are sent them home or whatever.

461
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:12,820
Yeah, they do, but you can stay if you really have to, but they charge you.

462
00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:13,820
Oh my God.

463
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,820
Yeah, they fucking charge you.

464
00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:16,820
What the fuck?

465
00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:18,860
I mean, you might as well go stay at a fucking hotel.

466
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:19,860
I don't know.

467
00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:20,860
It's probably cheaper.

468
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:21,860
Yeah.

469
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:26,740
So it's like, and I told you, I'm like, why the fuck do they charge you?

470
00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:29,420
You're already paying tuition and all that shit.

471
00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:34,860
And she's like, oh, because the, the faculty is not going to be there.

472
00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:36,060
Like nobody's going to be there.

473
00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:38,060
Like the kitchens are closed, like everything.

474
00:19:38,060 --> 00:19:41,820
So I go to like charge you, but.

475
00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:45,060
And I still got to make my own food and you're not going to give me food.

476
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,060
Okay, got it.

477
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,060
Yeah.

478
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,060
Whatever.

479
00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:49,060
Exactly.

480
00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:52,540
I was like, that's why I never went to fucking college.

481
00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:58,900
Okay, so she's just on Thanksgiving break until Sunday, right?

482
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:01,140
It's not like, okay, well, that's good.

483
00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:02,620
Yeah, that's good.

484
00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:03,780
Yup.

485
00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:05,380
So I have her till Sunday.

486
00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:06,380
Okay.

487
00:20:06,380 --> 00:20:07,380
Well, that's good.

488
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:09,980
And I'm sure Janie's probably happy the pup.

489
00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:10,980
Oh, oh yeah.

490
00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:11,980
Yeah.

491
00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:12,980
She's not even leaving her side.

492
00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:21,220
I was like, good, because Janie's like so needy.

493
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,220
She's now, she's out of my hair.

494
00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:23,220
So good.

495
00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:24,220
Good.

496
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:25,220
Okay.

497
00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:26,220
So I have a question.

498
00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:28,420
So I went to Hawaii last week or Maui, as you know.

499
00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:29,420
Yes.

500
00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:36,180
So I, when you lived there because it brought back memories because there was cocks everywhere.

501
00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:39,020
I'm like, I told my, I told my daughter, I'm like, I'm surrounded by cocks.

502
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,020
She's like, what are you talking about?

503
00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:41,660
And I sent her the pictures.

504
00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:43,820
Like there's just cocks.

505
00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:46,460
There's roosters walking around there.

506
00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:49,260
And I didn't realize they crowed all night long.

507
00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:50,260
They do.

508
00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:51,260
Yes.

509
00:20:51,260 --> 00:20:52,260
Which is great.

510
00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:53,260
Whatever.

511
00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:54,260
I got used to it.

512
00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:55,260
I'm like, this is actually peaceful.

513
00:20:55,260 --> 00:21:02,340
So, um, I know you lived in Hawaii, um, when you were younger, I went to the Philippines.

514
00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:06,620
My first time in the Philippines was when I was four years old.

515
00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:11,140
It was the same setup, like right with the roosters and the chickens, like fucking everywhere.

516
00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:12,140
Yeah.

517
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:17,620
I remember, um, and I wasn't really traumatized, but I remember I thought it was, I didn't

518
00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:20,540
think it was cool, but I was just like, Oh, okay.

519
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:26,100
My, uh, my, my Lolo, my grandpa, um, he beheaded a chicken because we were going to have chicken

520
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:27,100
that night.

521
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:31,060
So he beheaded a chicken and like, I just watched like the bloodscorched everywhere.

522
00:21:31,060 --> 00:21:35,180
And then the chicken was like, obviously running around without its head on.

523
00:21:35,180 --> 00:21:37,940
And I thought it was the craziest fucking thing ever.

524
00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:39,580
So I'm just like, okay, I didn't gross out.

525
00:21:39,580 --> 00:21:45,100
I didn't cry or whatever, but I'm like, I didn't remember that until I was in Maui last

526
00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:46,100
week.

527
00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:49,260
So I'm like, I'm like, I need to ask Sophia.

528
00:21:49,260 --> 00:21:52,500
I'm like, I need to ask Pomona bullets.

529
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:55,260
Did, did they do that when you were growing up?

530
00:21:55,260 --> 00:21:56,260
Oh yeah.

531
00:21:56,260 --> 00:21:57,260
Okay.

532
00:21:57,260 --> 00:22:00,820
That's what I thought because you're like, I know you're younger than me, but not by that

533
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:01,820
much.

534
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,180
I want to say by six or seven years.

535
00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:09,500
So I mean, that's, I just, just thought I was just like, Oh, I'm like, why are they fucking

536
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:10,500
doing that now?

537
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:12,940
But I'm like, just like, okay, well that's cool.

538
00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:16,020
But I just, I thought it was the coolest thing that I'm like, I guess we're having fresh

539
00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:17,020
chicken tonight.

540
00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:18,020
Yeah.

541
00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:21,020
Yeah, they, they, they did that.

542
00:22:21,020 --> 00:22:22,020
Okay.

543
00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:23,020
Yep.

544
00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:24,020
Even with pigs too.

545
00:22:24,020 --> 00:22:25,020
Oh my God.

546
00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:26,020
Okay.

547
00:22:26,020 --> 00:22:29,020
Same with my fuck.

548
00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:35,300
So I went to the Philippines when I was four and then the second time was when my grandparents,

549
00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:36,860
that was their 50th anniversary.

550
00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:47,340
So I was in junior high and the junior high was when my brother and my cousin Joey, they,

551
00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:51,420
they were in the inhumane way, but they just had to keep stabbing a pig until it fucking

552
00:22:51,420 --> 00:22:56,220
died so that they could roast it for the, for the anniversary meal.

553
00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:57,220
Yeah.

554
00:22:57,220 --> 00:23:04,860
I was just like, Oh my God, it was sad, but that's what they do in the Philippines.

555
00:23:04,860 --> 00:23:06,420
So they did the same thing in Hawaii.

556
00:23:06,420 --> 00:23:07,420
Okay.

557
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:08,420
Well, good to know.

558
00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:09,420
Yeah.

559
00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:10,420
Except they don't keep stabbing it.

560
00:23:10,420 --> 00:23:15,020
They get like the big ass fucking knife and undo it.

561
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:19,540
They lift up the head and then you just do the throat and then they collect like the

562
00:23:19,540 --> 00:23:20,540
blood.

563
00:23:20,540 --> 00:23:21,540
Yeah.

564
00:23:21,540 --> 00:23:22,700
Why, why did they do that?

565
00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:26,180
Because my grandpa did that with the chicken and then I was just like, what the fuck is

566
00:23:26,180 --> 00:23:27,180
going on?

567
00:23:27,180 --> 00:23:28,180
Yeah.

568
00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:29,180
Cause like they cook with this.

569
00:23:29,180 --> 00:23:31,180
Like, yes, that wasn't a big pot.

570
00:23:31,180 --> 00:23:32,180
Yeah.

571
00:23:32,180 --> 00:23:33,180
And they would steer it.

572
00:23:33,180 --> 00:23:34,660
I'm like, are we fucking eating this?

573
00:23:34,660 --> 00:23:36,140
Cause I'm not fucking eating it.

574
00:23:36,140 --> 00:23:39,700
I was four years old, but I'm like, I'm not fucking touching that shit.

575
00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:45,260
Like, isn't that Mongolian beef anyway?

576
00:23:45,260 --> 00:23:46,260
Yeah.

577
00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:47,260
Just like, what the fuck?

578
00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:50,260
I'm like, are we having a sale?

579
00:23:50,260 --> 00:23:51,260
Yeah.

580
00:23:51,260 --> 00:23:52,260
Okay.

581
00:23:52,260 --> 00:23:53,260
So same upbringing.

582
00:23:53,260 --> 00:23:56,980
I'm like, I wonder if me and Sophia had the same upbringing.

583
00:23:56,980 --> 00:24:01,060
So it's so cool that you, I guess got shipped to Hawaii.

584
00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:02,060
Yeah.

585
00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:03,780
But we have like similar.

586
00:24:03,780 --> 00:24:04,780
Yeah.

587
00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:05,780
Right.

588
00:24:05,780 --> 00:24:09,660
We had similar upbringings, but it's so fucking crazy that, so here's my thing.

589
00:24:09,660 --> 00:24:13,580
When I was in Maui, I was just like, there's fucking roosters fucking everywhere.

590
00:24:13,580 --> 00:24:14,580
Right.

591
00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:18,700
And I'm just like, they know not to be like on the fucking main street where they would

592
00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:20,860
get run over.

593
00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:27,100
You don't see like roadkill of roosters or chickens or little baby, baby, baby chicks.

594
00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:28,100
Yeah.

595
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:29,260
I guess there's no roadkill.

596
00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:32,860
But if this was in California or in fucking United States, there would be, cause there's

597
00:24:32,860 --> 00:24:35,140
roadkill all the time and fucking over here.

598
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:37,420
There's fucking raccoons or skunks.

599
00:24:37,420 --> 00:24:39,780
There is, there's no roadkill over there.

600
00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:42,500
Which is so, I was just like, what the fuck?

601
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:46,460
And I'm just like, this is like the roosters and the hens.

602
00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:48,740
They're the equivalent of the coyotes out here.

603
00:24:48,740 --> 00:24:50,900
And obviously there's no coyotes or wolves.

604
00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:51,900
Right.

605
00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:55,340
Fucking in Maui or whatever, because there would be no fucking hens and roosters fucking

606
00:24:55,340 --> 00:24:56,340
right.

607
00:24:56,340 --> 00:25:00,100
It was just like night and day.

608
00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:02,340
I was just like, God damn.

609
00:25:02,340 --> 00:25:03,540
Yeah.

610
00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:09,980
And that was the first time I was, I've been on Maui, right?

611
00:25:09,980 --> 00:25:14,740
So I've only been to the main island, which is Oahu, I want to say, where Honolulu is.

612
00:25:14,740 --> 00:25:18,180
And there was none of that where we stayed at.

613
00:25:18,180 --> 00:25:23,980
And that was over 20 years ago when I took my M. But it was just like normal, like SoCal,

614
00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:24,980
I want to say.

615
00:25:24,980 --> 00:25:28,660
But there was no, I was just like, I was expecting to see ABC stores.

616
00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:29,780
There was no ABC stores.

617
00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:31,420
It was like definitely not touristy.

618
00:25:31,420 --> 00:25:32,420
So I'm like, okay.

619
00:25:32,420 --> 00:25:33,420
I'm good.

620
00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:40,500
I'm like, like a local here, I guess not a local, I guess, as opposed to being on Oahu

621
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:43,900
where it's all just fucking like the main tourists and shit.

622
00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:44,900
Yeah.

623
00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:47,500
So I was just like, oh, okay, this is cool.

624
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:48,500
Nice.

625
00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:49,500
I like it.

626
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:50,500
Yeah.

627
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:52,860
So I liked it a lot better than I guess the main island.

628
00:25:52,860 --> 00:25:54,780
So I'm glad I didn't cancel.

629
00:25:54,780 --> 00:25:55,780
Nice.

630
00:25:55,780 --> 00:25:56,780
How was the weather?

631
00:25:56,780 --> 00:26:01,140
Oh, God, it fucking rained every day until Thursday.

632
00:26:01,140 --> 00:26:02,740
And then I don't know if I sent you the picture.

633
00:26:02,740 --> 00:26:05,860
I think I'll send you the picture if I did, but I'm like, I put it on my Instagram.

634
00:26:05,860 --> 00:26:11,540
I'm like, this is my, I'm like unedited for the first time.

635
00:26:11,540 --> 00:26:18,180
It was just so, it was very, it was not Monsoonie, but it would be off and on raining Monday,

636
00:26:18,180 --> 00:26:19,660
Tuesday, Wednesday.

637
00:26:19,660 --> 00:26:20,660
Yeah.

638
00:26:20,660 --> 00:26:21,660
Yeah.

639
00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:25,540
So then I came home on Friday and Friday was a nightmare.

640
00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:26,540
I don't know.

641
00:26:26,540 --> 00:26:27,940
I got, I landed at 930.

642
00:26:27,940 --> 00:26:33,940
And then like my driver, he didn't get there till like 1130 because there was so much traffic.

643
00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:39,620
I guess like people were leaving for Thanksgiving fucking already on Friday night the week before.

644
00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:40,620
Shit.

645
00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:41,620
Yeah.

646
00:26:41,620 --> 00:26:45,260
So he, he's like the tunnel, I guess the tunnel coming into LAX.

647
00:26:45,260 --> 00:26:47,660
It was all fucking backed up.

648
00:26:47,660 --> 00:26:49,660
And I was so angry.

649
00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:51,100
I was just so fucking tired.

650
00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:53,460
I got angry and I complained.

651
00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:55,860
I guess my daughter's like, you need to fucking complain.

652
00:26:55,860 --> 00:26:57,540
I complained, but I didn't complain.

653
00:26:57,540 --> 00:27:02,940
I was, and then when we went back, I saw the tunnel back up and I'm like, too, and I'm

654
00:27:02,940 --> 00:27:03,940
so fucking sorry.

655
00:27:03,940 --> 00:27:04,940
I didn't mean to.

656
00:27:04,940 --> 00:27:07,540
But that's my thing is I'm like, can you just fucking call me?

657
00:27:07,540 --> 00:27:08,820
You have my cell phone number.

658
00:27:08,820 --> 00:27:12,460
I kept texting him and I guess, you know, he was, he doesn't want to text back or call

659
00:27:12,460 --> 00:27:15,220
me because he's in traffic or driving, right?

660
00:27:15,220 --> 00:27:16,220
Which is understandable.

661
00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:18,140
So I had to call the main line.

662
00:27:18,140 --> 00:27:21,740
But, and then I tip him and he's like, I don't want you to tip because I was late.

663
00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:22,900
I'm like, just take my tip.

664
00:27:22,900 --> 00:27:23,900
I am so sorry.

665
00:27:23,900 --> 00:27:24,900
I complained.

666
00:27:24,900 --> 00:27:27,500
I just like, just fucking keep me up to date.

667
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:32,300
Like, oh, I told you earlier, I'm like six o'clock, five 45, six o'clock, six 20.

668
00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:34,900
I'll dial in for our fucking podcast.

669
00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:37,740
Just give me a fucking status update.

670
00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:38,740
Yeah.

671
00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:40,260
Don't fucking go MIA.

672
00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:41,260
Oh, shit.

673
00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:44,700
And then if you know, fucking the trap, I mean, come on.

674
00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:49,900
Doesn't get when you use like fucking your GPS, it fucking shows you that it's not fucking

675
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:50,900
jammed.

676
00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:55,180
But I guess it didn't do that for, and then I was going to, I was going to like hit Uber

677
00:27:55,180 --> 00:27:57,620
because Uber's just sitting there waiting for rides, right?

678
00:27:57,620 --> 00:27:59,620
Like there's Uber people that just wait there.

679
00:27:59,620 --> 00:28:00,620
Yeah.

680
00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:04,700
Uber wanted $265 before tips to drive me home.

681
00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:10,340
And I'm like, oh, I'm so glad I have a private shuttle that is taking me home for 80 fucking

682
00:28:10,340 --> 00:28:11,340
dollars.

683
00:28:11,340 --> 00:28:13,700
I'm like, who the fuck does that?

684
00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:14,700
God damn.

685
00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:19,060
So I was just like, I will wait for my ride.

686
00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:23,700
I mean, I mean, if I was that fucking tired or whatever, I would have taken the Uber,

687
00:28:23,700 --> 00:28:26,420
but whatever.

688
00:28:26,420 --> 00:28:27,420
So.

689
00:28:27,420 --> 00:28:36,900
But I'm so glad you were exposed to having chickens like, like properly slaughtered for

690
00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:37,900
dinner.

691
00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:38,900
Oh yeah.

692
00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:41,420
Because people will do like, what the fuck are you doing?

693
00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:42,620
I'm like, that's what we did.

694
00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:44,980
I guess in the Philippines, that's how they fucking eat.

695
00:28:44,980 --> 00:28:46,300
They don't go to the grocery store.

696
00:28:46,300 --> 00:28:49,580
They have the fucking chickens running around and that's what they fucking do.

697
00:28:49,580 --> 00:28:50,580
Yep.

698
00:28:50,580 --> 00:28:52,580
And it's delicious.

699
00:28:52,580 --> 00:28:53,740
Right.

700
00:28:53,740 --> 00:28:56,020
And I'm so glad there was no mosquitoes out there.

701
00:28:56,020 --> 00:28:57,820
Fuck with the weather.

702
00:28:57,820 --> 00:28:58,820
So nice.

703
00:28:58,820 --> 00:28:59,820
Oh yeah.

704
00:28:59,820 --> 00:29:02,220
You did send me a picture of like a rainbow.

705
00:29:02,220 --> 00:29:03,220
Yeah.

706
00:29:03,220 --> 00:29:07,140
The rainbows were everywhere because it was raining all the fucking time.

707
00:29:07,140 --> 00:29:12,380
I'm like, oh, maybe I should chase the rainbow and see if there's a pot of gold at the end.

708
00:29:12,380 --> 00:29:14,380
Yeah, no shit.

709
00:29:14,380 --> 00:29:16,620
God damn it.

710
00:29:16,620 --> 00:29:18,020
What did you end up eating there?

711
00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:20,340
It's like, oh my God.

712
00:29:20,340 --> 00:29:22,180
Everybody was just like, so I stayed at a hostel.

713
00:29:22,180 --> 00:29:23,300
I didn't stay at a hotel.

714
00:29:23,300 --> 00:29:28,620
So I went to the local market, which was like 30 steps away from the hostel.

715
00:29:28,620 --> 00:29:33,140
I picked up a, for breakfast, I would always cook my eggs in butter.

716
00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:37,980
And this fucking place had their own, it was Takamia Market.

717
00:29:37,980 --> 00:29:40,180
So Takamia Market is a family market.

718
00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:41,540
They had their own fucking poke.

719
00:29:41,540 --> 00:29:43,820
Oh my God, they're salted ahi poke.

720
00:29:43,820 --> 00:29:48,300
I ate one pound on Monday when I got there.

721
00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:50,620
And then Tuesday, I ate one pound again.

722
00:29:50,620 --> 00:29:54,820
I talked to my CLB supervisor, City of Long Beach supervisor.

723
00:29:54,820 --> 00:29:55,980
He's retired.

724
00:29:55,980 --> 00:29:58,740
And I'm like, because he went to, is it Kauai?

725
00:29:58,740 --> 00:29:59,740
Kauai.

726
00:29:59,740 --> 00:30:00,740
Kauai.

727
00:30:00,740 --> 00:30:01,740
Yeah, sorry.

728
00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:05,860
He went to Kauai the week before and he's like, so how much poke have you eaten?

729
00:30:05,860 --> 00:30:08,340
I'm like, I've eaten two pounds and I've seriously overdosed.

730
00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:09,340
I'm only on day two.

731
00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:10,700
He's like, ah, just let it pass.

732
00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:16,980
He's like, just start eating it tomorrow night instead of tomorrow morning.

733
00:30:16,980 --> 00:30:23,500
But the poke was fresh, this fucking family market, I have never had fresh fucking, do

734
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:24,500
you like chicharrones?

735
00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:25,500
Yeah.

736
00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:27,780
Oh my God, girl.

737
00:30:27,780 --> 00:30:30,380
They had their own family.

738
00:30:30,380 --> 00:30:33,020
I've never had fresh chicharrones.

739
00:30:33,020 --> 00:30:37,060
I'm like, this fucking Frito Lay's bullshit that's out here in California.

740
00:30:37,060 --> 00:30:39,540
Yeah, it's fucking trash.

741
00:30:39,540 --> 00:30:43,660
It's like your fucking star foam or some shit.

742
00:30:43,660 --> 00:30:44,660
Yeah.

743
00:30:44,660 --> 00:30:47,860
They're fucking, I'm like, I could just eat that all day long.

744
00:30:47,860 --> 00:30:52,420
So that was my most cherished thing next to poke.

745
00:30:52,420 --> 00:30:53,420
Yum.

746
00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:57,060
You didn't get no like a huli huli chicken.

747
00:30:57,060 --> 00:30:59,060
No, no, chicken katsu.

748
00:30:59,060 --> 00:31:00,420
That's what everybody's asking me.

749
00:31:00,420 --> 00:31:02,700
And I was like, no, I can eat that here.

750
00:31:02,700 --> 00:31:04,840
I mean, it's authentic over there, right?

751
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,220
But I would just rather have the fresh poke.

752
00:31:07,220 --> 00:31:08,220
Yeah.

753
00:31:08,220 --> 00:31:12,380
And then I didn't even get the sushi because I just want, I just want the fucking fish.

754
00:31:12,380 --> 00:31:13,380
Yeah.

755
00:31:13,380 --> 00:31:15,260
I'm the fucking pork rinds.

756
00:31:15,260 --> 00:31:18,260
I'm like, dude, can I fucking order this and have it shipped?

757
00:31:18,260 --> 00:31:21,380
You didn't get no shaved ice.

758
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:24,860
No, I didn't because that's not my thing.

759
00:31:24,860 --> 00:31:29,700
And then for some reason, like, I, like you're like, when I talked to, I talked it, I talked

760
00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:32,620
to you, I guess that one time you're, you're like, what the fuck?

761
00:31:32,620 --> 00:31:34,260
I'm like, I'm not even drinking out here.

762
00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:35,260
Yeah.

763
00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:36,740
I was like, oh my God, are you okay?

764
00:31:36,740 --> 00:31:37,740
Yeah.

765
00:31:37,740 --> 00:31:39,660
And I was just like, no, I didn't want to drink.

766
00:31:39,660 --> 00:31:43,260
I mean, I wanted to drink, but then I was just like, no, I'm not feeling it.

767
00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:46,100
My TSA balls remained full of vodka.

768
00:31:46,100 --> 00:31:49,860
So, um, and then I found a cigar lounge and I was going to go there, but I'm like, if

769
00:31:49,860 --> 00:31:52,460
I do that, then my body's going to be out of whack.

770
00:31:52,460 --> 00:31:54,140
I'd be better off drinking.

771
00:31:54,140 --> 00:31:59,300
I just want to, I just enjoyed the fucking silence and the peace without being at home

772
00:31:59,300 --> 00:32:01,860
with my, with everybody in my face.

773
00:32:01,860 --> 00:32:04,100
And then it was really good.

774
00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:09,500
Everybody was, I treated it was like it was locked down.

775
00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:11,700
Like when we were in question.

776
00:32:11,700 --> 00:32:16,740
So when there was, cause you're in Oregon and we, when we had that quarantine or the

777
00:32:16,740 --> 00:32:21,620
lockdown because of fucking COVID, did you guys have two lockdowns or you only had one

778
00:32:21,620 --> 00:32:26,020
lockdown because California had one and then they opened everything up for about a fucking

779
00:32:26,020 --> 00:32:28,460
month and then we went back into lockdown.

780
00:32:28,460 --> 00:32:31,820
Number two, um, we only had one.

781
00:32:31,820 --> 00:32:32,820
Okay.

782
00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:33,820
Yeah.

783
00:32:33,820 --> 00:32:34,820
We had two here.

784
00:32:34,820 --> 00:32:35,900
Oh, so, um, yeah.

785
00:32:35,900 --> 00:32:41,100
So I treated it like it was locked down and I don't know about you, but, um, when, when

786
00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:45,980
I had, or when I guess I was, when I had to be in these two lockdowns, that's when I had

787
00:32:45,980 --> 00:32:49,540
the best time of my life because I didn't have to deal with people on my fucking face.

788
00:32:49,540 --> 00:32:57,300
So that's how I treated my fucking, the only people I interacted with, interacted with in

789
00:32:57,300 --> 00:33:00,700
Hawaii or Maui was, uh, at the coffee shop.

790
00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:04,660
And by the way, I fucking understand island time, but you guys need to fucking open your

791
00:33:04,660 --> 00:33:08,300
shit up like earlier than fucking eight AM.

792
00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:15,180
Like I need coffee and eight AM now or a Maui time is 10 AM fucking California time.

793
00:33:15,180 --> 00:33:20,420
So I was just like, I'm fucking dying.

794
00:33:20,420 --> 00:33:24,780
I found one coffee shop was like seven or was like almost a mile away that I would walk

795
00:33:24,780 --> 00:33:26,260
to just at six AM.

796
00:33:26,260 --> 00:33:30,660
I'm just like, I need my fucking coffee now, but everything else opened up late and I'm

797
00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:32,100
like, okay, I get it.

798
00:33:32,100 --> 00:33:33,100
Whatever.

799
00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:37,700
And then they would close by four and I'm like, how are you guys even making money?

800
00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:41,900
You guys open like at eight and you close or I guess between eight and 10 that they open

801
00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:42,900
and they close at four.

802
00:33:42,900 --> 00:33:45,180
I'm like, okay, whatever.

803
00:33:45,180 --> 00:33:46,180
Good for you guys.

804
00:33:46,180 --> 00:33:47,180
Oh shit.

805
00:33:47,180 --> 00:33:48,180
Yeah.

806
00:33:48,180 --> 00:33:49,180
Yup.

807
00:33:49,180 --> 00:33:50,180
For sure.

808
00:33:50,180 --> 00:33:56,180
That's why for you when they, when they legit say I'm on Hawaiian time, like, exactly.

809
00:33:56,180 --> 00:33:58,740
You just don't give a fuck.

810
00:33:58,740 --> 00:34:01,220
Like, like time doesn't fucking exist.

811
00:34:01,220 --> 00:34:02,220
It doesn't.

812
00:34:02,220 --> 00:34:04,100
It's so crazy.

813
00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:07,660
And then like every, I had three people ask me to like, did you do any tours?

814
00:34:07,660 --> 00:34:13,940
Like, um, like, I guess to the volcano or do the hikes and the monobots.

815
00:34:13,940 --> 00:34:18,500
I really wanted to do it, but like the timeframe, it said it was a 10 hour, like for the hike

816
00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:22,420
or whatever or wherever you're going to go is for 10 hours.

817
00:34:22,420 --> 00:34:29,460
And I'm like, 10 hours is a long fucking time when you're with people you don't know and

818
00:34:29,460 --> 00:34:30,940
you're on the same fucking tour.

819
00:34:30,940 --> 00:34:33,860
And I'm like, I came to Maui to be away from people.

820
00:34:33,860 --> 00:34:35,540
So I did my own fucking thing.

821
00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:36,540
Nice.

822
00:34:36,540 --> 00:34:37,540
Nice.

823
00:34:37,540 --> 00:34:38,540
Yeah.

824
00:34:38,540 --> 00:34:42,060
So I just Ubered everywhere, but, um, yeah.

825
00:34:42,060 --> 00:34:46,300
Well, at least it got out, got away.

826
00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:47,300
Thank God.

827
00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:48,460
I needed a break.

828
00:34:48,460 --> 00:34:50,300
So, but enough about me.

829
00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:51,300
I'm sorry.

830
00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:52,540
No, I wanted to hear about your trip.

831
00:34:52,540 --> 00:34:54,860
We were saving it for the podcast anyways.

832
00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:55,860
Yeah.

833
00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:56,860
Okay.

834
00:34:56,860 --> 00:34:58,340
Well, there you have it.

835
00:34:58,340 --> 00:35:02,380
I just really wish we could have roosters and chickens running around here all day long

836
00:35:02,380 --> 00:35:06,620
in California, but we can't because we have all the other fucking vermin like coyotes

837
00:35:06,620 --> 00:35:10,220
and bobcats in my area at least and rattlesnakes.

838
00:35:10,220 --> 00:35:13,460
Oh, I wish we could.

839
00:35:13,460 --> 00:35:19,740
Oh, well here in Oregon, there's, there's, you'll, you'll catch a chicken or a rooster.

840
00:35:19,740 --> 00:35:20,740
A nutria.

841
00:35:20,740 --> 00:35:21,740
A nutria.

842
00:35:21,740 --> 00:35:22,740
Yeah.

843
00:35:22,740 --> 00:35:23,740
The nutria will probably eat the fucking shit.

844
00:35:23,740 --> 00:35:24,740
Damn.

845
00:35:24,740 --> 00:35:25,740
Fucking nutrias.

846
00:35:25,740 --> 00:35:28,740
But there's a fucking shit ton of deer.

847
00:35:28,740 --> 00:35:29,740
God.

848
00:35:29,740 --> 00:35:30,740
Oh, okay.

849
00:35:30,740 --> 00:35:33,860
Well, I'm sure they have, yeah, they have deer season up there where you can go hunting

850
00:35:33,860 --> 00:35:34,860
for them.

851
00:35:34,860 --> 00:35:35,860
Yeah.

852
00:35:35,860 --> 00:35:40,060
And you can go hunting for them, but you could only, you do have to get a permit.

853
00:35:40,060 --> 00:35:41,060
Right.

854
00:35:41,060 --> 00:35:48,700
And you can't shoot any female unless you get a doe tag, but that's like a random drawing.

855
00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:51,500
Like you're lucky if you get picked.

856
00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:59,980
So how do you know if the, if the doe or the deer or the male deer are off in the distance,

857
00:35:59,980 --> 00:36:01,780
how can you tell the difference?

858
00:36:01,780 --> 00:36:02,780
Or you probably wouldn't know.

859
00:36:02,780 --> 00:36:08,780
They have antlers or whatever because the, the antlers are the male.

860
00:36:08,780 --> 00:36:12,660
Oh, see, I didn't fucking know that.

861
00:36:12,660 --> 00:36:13,660
Yeah.

862
00:36:13,660 --> 00:36:14,660
Okay.

863
00:36:14,660 --> 00:36:15,660
Yep.

864
00:36:15,660 --> 00:36:22,820
And the fucking, the law here changed like, cause so many fucking deer get hit by cars

865
00:36:22,820 --> 00:36:30,660
and shit that you can now like pick up the carcass and like haul it home and eat.

866
00:36:30,660 --> 00:36:33,260
Yeah, because that's the less work for the city.

867
00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:34,260
Yeah.

868
00:36:34,260 --> 00:36:38,420
I was like, but, but everyone's telling me, well, if you do that, the meat tastes gross

869
00:36:38,420 --> 00:36:43,420
because like the muscles are like, oh, they get all tight.

870
00:36:43,420 --> 00:36:44,420
Yeah.

871
00:36:44,420 --> 00:36:45,740
Or like, I mean, from the impact.

872
00:36:45,740 --> 00:36:50,060
So like it, I don't know, it doesn't taste the same or I don't know.

873
00:36:50,060 --> 00:36:54,180
I'm not a real big like venison or whatever it's called.

874
00:36:54,180 --> 00:36:55,180
Oh, okay.

875
00:36:55,180 --> 00:36:59,460
I mean, I'll eat some if somebody makes it.

876
00:36:59,460 --> 00:37:04,460
But it's not like I would go out of my way to go and find some.

877
00:37:04,460 --> 00:37:09,140
When I was growing up, there was a neighbor that I guess they went, would always go to

878
00:37:09,140 --> 00:37:13,580
I want to say Colorado to hunt and they would always give us the elk steaks.

879
00:37:13,580 --> 00:37:16,580
I like the elk or I guess elk deer or whatever.

880
00:37:16,580 --> 00:37:19,940
But I guess one time they like, they were doing lamb.

881
00:37:19,940 --> 00:37:21,460
I've, have you had lamb?

882
00:37:21,460 --> 00:37:22,620
I'm not a fan of lamb.

883
00:37:22,620 --> 00:37:24,740
That's, I guess the proper term is gamey.

884
00:37:24,740 --> 00:37:27,020
Oh, that was way too gamey for me.

885
00:37:27,020 --> 00:37:31,220
Yeah, I've had lamb at this Indian restaurant.

886
00:37:31,220 --> 00:37:32,540
It was okay.

887
00:37:32,540 --> 00:37:36,900
But I mean, but it was mixed with like some type of rice.

888
00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:38,820
Oh, okay.

889
00:37:38,820 --> 00:37:41,900
I had mine with, I guess just without rice.

890
00:37:41,900 --> 00:37:45,420
I guess I don't know how they served it, but I'm like, oh yeah, I can't do, I'll do

891
00:37:45,420 --> 00:37:46,420
deer all day long.

892
00:37:46,420 --> 00:37:47,420
I cannot do lamb.

893
00:37:47,420 --> 00:37:49,420
Oh, is it not a fan?

894
00:37:49,420 --> 00:37:51,740
Like a lamb chop or something?

895
00:37:51,740 --> 00:37:54,060
Or what did you, I don't remember.

896
00:37:54,060 --> 00:37:55,540
I don't remember what, what it was.

897
00:37:55,540 --> 00:38:00,620
It was like maybe 30 years ago, but it was probably, yeah, maybe it was a lamb chop.

898
00:38:00,620 --> 00:38:01,620
I don't remember.

899
00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:05,820
It just like, I tasted it off somebody's plate cause I, it just, I knew I wasn't going to

900
00:38:05,820 --> 00:38:07,940
like it and I was totally right.

901
00:38:07,940 --> 00:38:08,940
Yeah.

902
00:38:08,940 --> 00:38:09,940
Yeah.

903
00:38:09,940 --> 00:38:11,940
I've had like, was it rack a lamb?

904
00:38:11,940 --> 00:38:12,940
Oh yeah.

905
00:38:12,940 --> 00:38:13,940
Yeah.

906
00:38:13,940 --> 00:38:15,140
I didn't care for it either.

907
00:38:15,140 --> 00:38:18,620
I don't know if it was the way it was prepared or it's just like you said, it's just like

908
00:38:18,620 --> 00:38:19,620
gamey.

909
00:38:19,620 --> 00:38:20,620
Right.

910
00:38:20,620 --> 00:38:23,660
I didn't like it.

911
00:38:23,660 --> 00:38:27,940
The only lamb that I kind of could stomach was like I said at the Indian restaurant that

912
00:38:27,940 --> 00:38:31,420
I went to and it was like, it was like ground lamb.

913
00:38:31,420 --> 00:38:33,340
It's kind of like ground beef, but.

914
00:38:33,340 --> 00:38:34,340
Oh, okay.

915
00:38:34,340 --> 00:38:35,820
So it probably would taste better.

916
00:38:35,820 --> 00:38:37,340
I guess with the seasoning.

917
00:38:37,340 --> 00:38:38,340
Yeah.

918
00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:40,340
I would suppose for lamb chop.

919
00:38:40,340 --> 00:38:41,340
Yep.

920
00:38:41,340 --> 00:38:42,340
Yeah.

921
00:38:42,340 --> 00:38:43,340
I don't know.

922
00:38:43,340 --> 00:38:44,340
Like, I don't know.

923
00:38:44,340 --> 00:38:45,340
I don't like that fancy.

924
00:38:45,340 --> 00:38:46,340
I don't.

925
00:38:46,340 --> 00:38:47,340
Right.

926
00:38:47,340 --> 00:38:48,340
Or caviar.

927
00:38:48,340 --> 00:38:49,340
Fuck caviar.

928
00:38:49,340 --> 00:38:50,820
I won't even eat caviar either.

929
00:38:50,820 --> 00:38:51,820
Fuck that.

930
00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:55,660
I've had caviar, so caviar is actually, I guess I got used to it.

931
00:38:55,660 --> 00:38:56,660
So I liked it.

932
00:38:56,660 --> 00:39:00,980
You get the lip like the, I guess you know how there's different caviar.

933
00:39:00,980 --> 00:39:01,980
Yeah.

934
00:39:01,980 --> 00:39:04,100
I don't, I've never had the high end one.

935
00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:07,900
I'm sure that tastes really fucking good, but I've had like, I don't want to say low

936
00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:11,700
end, but the whatever one that Darcy got is fucking good.

937
00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:15,020
So I'm like, okay, I could eat this because it's just extra salty.

938
00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:19,740
So I like, but you know, if you don't like salt, like some people like sweets or I'm

939
00:39:19,740 --> 00:39:21,220
the type of person like salt.

940
00:39:21,220 --> 00:39:24,660
So I mean, I like sardines.

941
00:39:24,660 --> 00:39:26,780
You know what's so weird is I'm not a fan of sardines.

942
00:39:26,780 --> 00:39:28,380
My mom fucking loves sardines.

943
00:39:28,380 --> 00:39:29,380
I do too.

944
00:39:29,380 --> 00:39:30,380
Like put on a fucking cracker.

945
00:39:30,380 --> 00:39:31,380
You know what?

946
00:39:31,380 --> 00:39:32,380
I should try that.

947
00:39:32,380 --> 00:39:35,500
I've never tried that that way.

948
00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:36,700
My mom eats it that way.

949
00:39:36,700 --> 00:39:38,180
And I'm just like, but you know what?

950
00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:39,300
You guys are both Islanders.

951
00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:40,300
Yeah.

952
00:39:40,300 --> 00:39:41,540
I get good.

953
00:39:41,540 --> 00:39:47,780
Somebody, my hairstylist, when I are my hair guy, I'm when I was getting my roots done

954
00:39:47,780 --> 00:39:48,780
last week.

955
00:39:48,780 --> 00:39:51,180
And I told him, I went to Maui's like, so did you have spam as well?

956
00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:53,220
I'm like, bitch, I'm fucking half Phillip.

957
00:39:53,220 --> 00:39:56,460
Like, why would I fucking ask for spam as Sube?

958
00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:58,300
I'm like, that's just fucking normal for me.

959
00:39:58,300 --> 00:40:01,380
So yeah, I had that for breakfast.

960
00:40:01,380 --> 00:40:02,380
Right.

961
00:40:02,380 --> 00:40:04,380
And I'm like, fuck no.

962
00:40:04,380 --> 00:40:06,700
I'm like, I'm over spam.

963
00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:10,100
Spam is fucking expensive now.

964
00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:11,100
I'm like, what happened?

965
00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:13,900
It used to be, it used to be under fucking three dollars.

966
00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:16,220
I want to say it's almost four dollars now when I went to Walmart.

967
00:40:16,220 --> 00:40:20,060
I'm like, well, I'm glad I don't feel like buying spam or eating spam right now.

968
00:40:20,060 --> 00:40:23,940
I'm like, what the fuck since when exactly?

969
00:40:23,940 --> 00:40:24,940
I should.

970
00:40:24,940 --> 00:40:29,740
I do like spam as Sube though.

971
00:40:29,740 --> 00:40:30,740
I haven't had.

972
00:40:30,740 --> 00:40:31,740
Oh, actually I'm lying.

973
00:40:31,740 --> 00:40:33,740
I had that like two weeks ago.

974
00:40:33,740 --> 00:40:37,740
It's just the use for you.

975
00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:38,740
Yeah.

976
00:40:38,740 --> 00:40:39,740
Oh, damn.

977
00:40:39,740 --> 00:40:40,740
Oh, shit.

978
00:40:40,740 --> 00:40:41,740
Oh, my gosh.

979
00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:42,740
I'm so freaking exhausted.

980
00:40:42,740 --> 00:40:53,420
And it's not, I'm just glad that we can both.

981
00:40:53,420 --> 00:40:58,860
I'm, I gotta remember to turn my alarm off because I'm sure it's going to go off.

982
00:40:58,860 --> 00:41:02,380
I have to look because I don't want my alarm clock to wake me up tomorrow.

983
00:41:02,380 --> 00:41:03,380
Oh yeah.

984
00:41:03,380 --> 00:41:04,380
Well, shit.

985
00:41:04,380 --> 00:41:08,460
I probably should get up and put that fucking 16 pound turkey in the oven.

986
00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:12,700
Who knows how long that's going to fucking take to cook.

987
00:41:12,700 --> 00:41:14,060
That's going to take a while girl.

988
00:41:14,060 --> 00:41:15,700
You might want to put that in before you go to bed.

989
00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:17,020
That's what I'm talking about.

990
00:41:17,020 --> 00:41:18,020
Right.

991
00:41:18,020 --> 00:41:22,620
And then by the time you wake up, it'll probably be ready for like, if I can breakfast, thanks

992
00:41:22,620 --> 00:41:23,620
game for breakfast.

993
00:41:23,620 --> 00:41:24,620
Yeah, exactly.

994
00:41:24,620 --> 00:41:25,620
Shit.

995
00:41:25,620 --> 00:41:30,620
Yeah, that's going to take a long time.

996
00:41:30,620 --> 00:41:33,540
How's the weather up there?

997
00:41:33,540 --> 00:41:36,340
It hasn't, is it like, I know it's got to be cold already.

998
00:41:36,340 --> 00:41:37,820
It's fucking cold.

999
00:41:37,820 --> 00:41:40,300
Guys, but it's cold.

1000
00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:45,300
So how often I guess, I guess, I don't know, do you get a lot of snow?

1001
00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:48,940
Last year we got a shit ton.

1002
00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:54,020
So you got to like shovel, you got to shovel all that shit or you get Jay to do it.

1003
00:41:54,020 --> 00:41:55,820
Yeah, I get Jay to do it.

1004
00:41:55,820 --> 00:41:57,420
Like, fuck, oh god damn.

1005
00:41:57,420 --> 00:41:58,420
I know.

1006
00:41:58,420 --> 00:41:59,420
I know.

1007
00:41:59,420 --> 00:42:04,060
And then only, you know, how it's such a small ass town.

1008
00:42:04,060 --> 00:42:11,580
So they only plow the main streets so they don't come into the neighborhoods with the

1009
00:42:11,580 --> 00:42:12,580
Oh damn.

1010
00:42:12,580 --> 00:42:13,580
Yeah.

1011
00:42:13,580 --> 00:42:15,580
So it's just like, fuck.

1012
00:42:15,580 --> 00:42:16,580
It's crazy.

1013
00:42:16,580 --> 00:42:18,780
Well, I'm glad you have four wheel drive.

1014
00:42:18,780 --> 00:42:19,780
Yeah.

1015
00:42:19,780 --> 00:42:20,780
No shit.

1016
00:42:20,780 --> 00:42:22,260
We're fucking crazy.

1017
00:42:22,260 --> 00:42:24,380
I hate driving in the fucking snow.

1018
00:42:24,380 --> 00:42:27,980
Yeah, that would that is not fun at all.

1019
00:42:27,980 --> 00:42:29,700
And then just having to fucking shovel.

1020
00:42:29,700 --> 00:42:30,700
Shit.

1021
00:42:30,700 --> 00:42:31,700
I know.

1022
00:42:31,700 --> 00:42:35,140
That's the worst and then it's just like, I don't know.

1023
00:42:35,140 --> 00:42:39,100
I mean, I guess I rather drive in fucking snow than ice.

1024
00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:41,580
Fucking ice is worse.

1025
00:42:41,580 --> 00:42:45,100
We have like, we have freezing like, or it's called like black rain.

1026
00:42:45,100 --> 00:42:46,100
Black ice.

1027
00:42:46,100 --> 00:42:47,100
Yeah.

1028
00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:48,100
Yeah.

1029
00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:50,100
That shit fucking when that's scary.

1030
00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:51,100
Sure is.

1031
00:42:51,100 --> 00:42:54,180
Like, it doesn't even matter if you have four wheel drive, you're fucking your ass ain't

1032
00:42:54,180 --> 00:42:55,180
stopping.

1033
00:42:55,180 --> 00:42:56,180
Right.

1034
00:42:56,180 --> 00:42:59,500
Fucking ice skating down the fray.

1035
00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:00,500
Shit.

1036
00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:01,820
It's like it's crazy.

1037
00:43:01,820 --> 00:43:07,580
I'm not a big fucking cold person.

1038
00:43:07,580 --> 00:43:09,620
Like I I mean, don't get me wrong.

1039
00:43:09,620 --> 00:43:11,620
I would like go snowboarding.

1040
00:43:11,620 --> 00:43:15,060
But it's like, you know, two hours and I'm like, I'm going back home.

1041
00:43:15,060 --> 00:43:16,060
Right.

1042
00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:17,060
Where where there's no snow.

1043
00:43:17,060 --> 00:43:18,060
Yeah.

1044
00:43:18,060 --> 00:43:19,740
But here, fuck that.

1045
00:43:19,740 --> 00:43:25,780
It's like, there's no like, yeah, it's not like Kelly where you just drive like the

1046
00:43:25,780 --> 00:43:27,340
mountain goes snow.

1047
00:43:27,340 --> 00:43:28,340
Exactly.

1048
00:43:28,340 --> 00:43:38,340
And then the fucking power goes out and you told me that and that's just.

1049
00:43:38,340 --> 00:43:39,340
Wow.

1050
00:43:39,340 --> 00:43:40,340
Yeah.

1051
00:43:40,340 --> 00:43:41,340
And cold.

1052
00:43:41,340 --> 00:43:42,340
Yeah.

1053
00:43:42,340 --> 00:43:46,060
It was like 31 degrees this morning.

1054
00:43:46,060 --> 00:43:47,060
Okay.

1055
00:43:47,060 --> 00:43:53,140
Well, I like it at 40 is like the minimum.

1056
00:43:53,140 --> 00:43:54,460
So that's really cool.

1057
00:43:54,460 --> 00:43:57,380
Well, yeah, because then you have to like de-ice your windshield.

1058
00:43:57,380 --> 00:43:58,380
Right.

1059
00:43:58,380 --> 00:43:59,380
Yes.

1060
00:43:59,380 --> 00:44:00,380
Oh, God damn.

1061
00:44:00,380 --> 00:44:01,380
I know.

1062
00:44:01,380 --> 00:44:05,540
And I'm just thankful that my car can start like from the little kiosk thing that I had

1063
00:44:05,540 --> 00:44:06,540
like, yeah.

1064
00:44:06,540 --> 00:44:09,060
So you don't have to go out to start your fucking car.

1065
00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:10,060
Yeah.

1066
00:44:10,060 --> 00:44:11,060
Fuck that.

1067
00:44:11,060 --> 00:44:15,260
But it sucks when you're fucking windshields all frozen and right.

1068
00:44:15,260 --> 00:44:16,260
Yeah.

1069
00:44:16,260 --> 00:44:17,260
Like you got to ice off.

1070
00:44:17,260 --> 00:44:22,500
But I like the second thing where you put it over your your windshield.

1071
00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:23,500
I've seen that.

1072
00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:24,500
Yeah.

1073
00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:26,020
And then so that actually works then.

1074
00:44:26,020 --> 00:44:27,020
Yes.

1075
00:44:27,020 --> 00:44:28,020
Oh, my God.

1076
00:44:28,020 --> 00:44:29,020
Yes.

1077
00:44:29,020 --> 00:44:30,020
Thank God.

1078
00:44:30,020 --> 00:44:32,500
Or else like fuck that.

1079
00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:34,580
You're starting your car for like fucking hour.

1080
00:44:34,580 --> 00:44:35,580
Right.

1081
00:44:35,580 --> 00:44:39,020
Just praying for it to fucking defrost so you could see.

1082
00:44:39,020 --> 00:44:40,020
Yeah.

1083
00:44:40,020 --> 00:44:41,020
I don't know.

1084
00:44:41,020 --> 00:44:50,300
But they said we shouldn't be expecting like snow, snow probably until like this January

1085
00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:51,780
or in February.

1086
00:44:51,780 --> 00:44:53,260
Oh, good.

1087
00:44:53,260 --> 00:44:54,260
Okay.

1088
00:44:54,260 --> 00:44:55,260
Yeah.

1089
00:44:55,260 --> 00:44:57,260
It's crazy.

1090
00:44:57,260 --> 00:45:01,020
I think we did have snow last Christmas.

1091
00:45:01,020 --> 00:45:04,180
Oh, it was it was a true it was a true white Christmas.

1092
00:45:04,180 --> 00:45:05,180
White Christmas.

1093
00:45:05,180 --> 00:45:08,140
Well, we don't need that that sure.

1094
00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:09,140
Yeah.

1095
00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:10,140
No, no, no.

1096
00:45:10,140 --> 00:45:13,140
See, that's the only time I miss Kelly.

1097
00:45:13,140 --> 00:45:20,300
And it's like when it fucking gets so cold here, I'm like, fuck this.

1098
00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:22,820
So speaking of Christmas break is June.

1099
00:45:22,820 --> 00:45:25,540
Christmas break a whole month then?

1100
00:45:25,540 --> 00:45:30,180
No, I think she only I think they only get a week.

1101
00:45:30,180 --> 00:45:31,180
Really?

1102
00:45:31,180 --> 00:45:32,180
Yeah.

1103
00:45:32,180 --> 00:45:33,180
Wow.

1104
00:45:33,180 --> 00:45:34,180
Okay.

1105
00:45:34,180 --> 00:45:35,180
Yeah.

1106
00:45:35,180 --> 00:45:38,060
I think Jay gets two weeks or maybe a week and a half.

1107
00:45:38,060 --> 00:45:42,860
Well, I like how you have a normal school system up here or up there in like California.

1108
00:45:42,860 --> 00:45:45,300
So what you guys have two weeks off down there?

1109
00:45:45,300 --> 00:45:47,180
I want to say they have three weeks.

1110
00:45:47,180 --> 00:45:49,020
Holy shit.

1111
00:45:49,020 --> 00:45:50,140
Or maybe they have two weeks.

1112
00:45:50,140 --> 00:45:53,700
I don't know, but I know the colleges down here are like one month off.

1113
00:45:53,700 --> 00:46:00,620
Like they start, I don't know, they go back to school like after Martin Luther King.

1114
00:46:00,620 --> 00:46:01,620
I want to say.

1115
00:46:01,620 --> 00:46:02,620
Oh my gosh.

1116
00:46:02,620 --> 00:46:03,620
Yeah.

1117
00:46:03,620 --> 00:46:06,620
So that's I was just wondering how it is up there.

1118
00:46:06,620 --> 00:46:09,340
I could be wrong, but I want to say it's more than two weeks.

1119
00:46:09,340 --> 00:46:10,340
That's for sure.

1120
00:46:10,340 --> 00:46:11,340
Oh fuck.

1121
00:46:11,340 --> 00:46:14,820
How can they have that shit when I was in school down there?

1122
00:46:14,820 --> 00:46:15,820
Right.

1123
00:46:15,820 --> 00:46:16,820
Hate it.

1124
00:46:16,820 --> 00:46:17,820
Same.

1125
00:46:17,820 --> 00:46:22,500
I don't know.

1126
00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:25,340
You guys were supposed to be expecting rain though, right?

1127
00:46:25,340 --> 00:46:26,340
I know.

1128
00:46:26,340 --> 00:46:32,060
I think it's going to today was fucking 82 and I'm just like, where's we had like winter

1129
00:46:32,060 --> 00:46:34,820
like two weeks ago for like three days.

1130
00:46:34,820 --> 00:46:36,820
It's over.

1131
00:46:36,820 --> 00:46:37,820
Yeah.

1132
00:46:37,820 --> 00:46:38,820
I don't know.

1133
00:46:38,820 --> 00:46:40,340
But the nights are getting cooler, which is good.

1134
00:46:40,340 --> 00:46:44,860
So I like when I sleep with my window cracked, even though it's fucking cold, it's cooler,

1135
00:46:44,860 --> 00:46:47,060
but I just like that cold air on my face.

1136
00:46:47,060 --> 00:46:48,060
Yes.

1137
00:46:48,060 --> 00:46:50,660
And they just put an extra blanket on.

1138
00:46:50,660 --> 00:46:51,660
Exactly.

1139
00:46:51,660 --> 00:46:52,660
Shit.

1140
00:46:52,660 --> 00:46:53,660
Oh man.

1141
00:46:53,660 --> 00:46:54,660
Yeah.

1142
00:46:54,660 --> 00:47:01,420
Nothing fucking new or exciting has been happening in my life.

1143
00:47:01,420 --> 00:47:02,420
Right.

1144
00:47:02,420 --> 00:47:03,420
Same here.

1145
00:47:03,420 --> 00:47:04,500
Same old same old for me.

1146
00:47:04,500 --> 00:47:07,020
So and I don't have any rants or raves.

1147
00:47:07,020 --> 00:47:08,020
I don't know.

1148
00:47:08,020 --> 00:47:11,380
You want to wrap this up so we can get to doing our Thanksgiving prep.

1149
00:47:11,380 --> 00:47:13,580
Yes, I think we should.

1150
00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:14,580
So okay.

1151
00:47:14,580 --> 00:47:17,020
Happy Thanksgiving to all our listeners.

1152
00:47:17,020 --> 00:47:18,020
Yes.

1153
00:47:18,020 --> 00:47:25,820
Happy Thanksgiving to everybody and I guess eat up and drink up if you drink and stay safe.

1154
00:47:25,820 --> 00:47:26,900
Yes.

1155
00:47:26,900 --> 00:47:28,180
We will see you next week.

1156
00:47:28,180 --> 00:47:29,180
All right.

1157
00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:30,180
All right.

1158
00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:52,420
All right.