1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,520 If I give you a if I made a giant bat of Tito's vodka, would you move back? 2 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:08,600 That's very convincing. Yes. I might 3 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:17,960 Good day best 4 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:20,880 What a dude. Oh 5 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:23,680 Just hanging out. I finally poured a drink 6 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:27,080 Geez, I started way early 7 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:33,880 Yeah, I had a lot of shit to do. I finally packed. I'm going to Maui tomorrow. They confirmed me 8 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:35,840 Whoa 9 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,960 Whoa, you know what? Yes 10 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:42,320 That that's gonna do until into our topics today 11 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:45,800 Yeah 12 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:50,560 Really quick. What are you drinking? I am actually okay 13 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:57,760 So I went to the fucking liquor store and they have these little taste tester people, right? Oh, okay 14 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:04,080 Yeah, and I'm drinking Western Sun and it's not Sun like the Sun in the sky 15 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:09,040 It's like hey son. What's up? Like what what is it? It's a vodka 16 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:16,720 So that's the that's the brand name. Yeah Western Sun. Okay. Yeah, and then she's like I 17 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:22,880 I'm putting it from like that from a tart because it's flavored vodka 18 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:27,160 Okay, bring it from a tartness to a sweetness 19 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:33,660 So I was like, you know what? I like me some watermelon moonshine 20 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,160 So what you want to give me the watermelon? 21 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,800 Tasted it. I was like 22 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:46,240 Yeah, it's too sweet. I don't know what the fuck and then so what flavor is it? It's watermelon. No, I got lime 23 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,920 I got lime and it's like fucking 40% 24 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,280 Proof yeah, oh 25 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:57,960 That's not bad. No, no, no, no 40% ALC 26 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,720 70% proof 27 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:04,400 Okay, so yeah, it looks pretty fancy 28 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:09,520 Schmancy fucking drinking that shit fucking woke up and I said good morning vodka 29 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:14,880 Wait, so you you mixed it with your watermelon moonshine or you're drinking it by itself? Oh, no, no, no 30 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:20,840 I fucking mix it with some Pellegrino. Oh, okay. I got confused because you said the moonshine. I'm like that 31 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:27,000 She makes it with the moonshine. Yeah. No, I'm all I'm all fucked up. I'm in the sticks girl. You know that 32 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:33,720 You have all this alcohol that I've never heard of so is Western Sun I guess from Oregon. Yes 33 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:37,920 Mm-hmm. That's so cool. Yeah, I'm not the shippy son. I 34 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:40,920 guess 35 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:44,680 Click link I clink clink I poured me 36 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,280 Bombay sapphire yes, ma'am 37 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:54,960 That's my girlfriend and I'm double-fisting so you know and I'm so glad I picked up more vodka yesterday 38 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:56,960 I just 39 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:04,240 With crystal light fruit punch and then I I filled up my three ounce TSA approved a little bottle 40 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:06,940 Or travel size bottle for my plane ride tomorrow 41 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:13,400 Fuck are you leaving tomorrow? I'm leaving tomorrow the shuttles picking me up at 420 a.m. 42 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,440 Fuck yeah 43 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:20,880 Yeah, so um, I don't know so when I booked remember when I came up to see you 44 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:25,520 I booked a private like a private shuttle driver, right and it was round trip 45 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,080 I think it was 46 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:33,440 $160 that's great. So I try and do that again with the same company or any other company 47 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:37,560 They now want 229. I'm like what the fuck happened. I'm like 48 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:43,480 Yes, because even em she's coming home from San Francisco today 49 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:49,200 And she's like they never offered the rate that you were talking about and I'm like I guess cuz I booked so early 50 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,640 I don't know what's going on, but I'm like what the fuck 51 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:56,040 229 before tip hell no, so I'm doing I guess the group shuttle for 52 00:03:56,880 --> 00:04:00,920 130 round trip whatever so the shuttle takes you to the 53 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:03,320 Yeah, they'll pick me up from home 54 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:10,040 But then they're gonna stop like two two other stops for two other people and then we all go to the LAX together 55 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:12,960 Are you solo? Yeah, I'm going solo 56 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:21,640 I should have fucking I should I I just saw my time card the other day. I'm like I got vacation 57 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:27,800 I guess I've been there for fucking 90 days now. So I have vacation. I'm like fuck wait 58 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:31,360 Well, we'll have to book something together soon then for Vegas, you know Vegas 59 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:37,080 Um, you know how you said you wanted to go to Vegas and I'm like, oh, they were about to go on strike all the fucking service workers 60 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,280 Because of the Union I guess the Union wanted new 61 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:45,960 Yeah, you know proud to have a job they diverted or diverted I guess or they came to agreement 62 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:52,000 So, um, I guess there's the fucking not the grand slam. What's it called the grand prix is in Vegas this week? 63 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,760 I want to oh, okay. Yeah, because I keep seeing on my Instagram 64 00:04:55,760 --> 00:05:03,800 So like the the what's it called the fountain of the Bellagio that's been taken out or they drained it and now there's bleachers everywhere 65 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:08,040 Are you kidding me? I'm not I will send you the links. It's so where to see that 66 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:14,680 I'm like, what the fuck this is so stupid. You know, Medusa. I live under a rock. I don't fucking know what's going on 67 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:18,200 Like what? Uh, I don't know. I'll send it to you 68 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,680 I didn't know was going on either till it hit my Instagram feed 69 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:26,200 And I'm like you would take all the water out of the fucking fountains just so you can put fucking bleachers there 70 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:29,120 And I guess people are showing up because for the grand prix 71 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:34,760 Yeah, that's I'm like I want to say the Instagram feed that I saw it on it was 80 million dollars 72 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:39,560 Just to get everything set up. I'm like, well, I hope people show up to recover that times 73 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:43,160 Well, I guess it will because you know, they're all gonna be gambling and shit 74 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:46,160 But 80 million dollars just to fucking have it all set up 75 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,360 fucking bullshit 76 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:59,920 I know Bellagio and that's like that's my spot. Okay, I've never been there 77 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:04,720 You know what they have the best lemon drops. Oh good to know 78 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000 Good to know. Yeah 79 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:15,600 So, okay, oh go ahead. I'm sorry. Oh, yeah, I don't know. I just wanted to let you know 80 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:21,040 I'm kind of excited. I woke up this morning and 81 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,400 Bored myself a drink right 82 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:32,360 Right, um, I wanted to just take a little bit of time because I I don't want to be too sloshed on the show 83 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,160 but 84 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:35,120 and 85 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:37,120 I'm super excited to tell you 86 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,720 felt the fucking 87 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:45,540 Bullshit I've been doing for the past fucking couple days do tell do tell okay, so 88 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:49,560 basically, I am like talking in code to people and 89 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:56,960 And they don't fucking understand and when I say talking in code, I'm talking about I'm just like 90 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,600 Saying lyrics. I'm spitting lyrics 91 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,600 from knowledge. Yeah 92 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:10,480 Like pistol grip pump on my lap at all. That's how I fucking get through the day and they're just like wow come on a bullets 93 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:14,640 That's amazing. You are so like 94 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,520 philosophical and um 95 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:24,240 Yeah, so it all started when I had somebody come up to me here in Oregon it 96 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:34,080 Fucking rains here in our again. We all know that and I had somebody come up to me and say it's raining so bad today 97 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,120 and I was like well 98 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:46,040 No, bamboo rain I gotta have some patience and 99 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:48,600 Boom 100 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,600 Yeah, okay 101 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,840 and then 102 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:56,760 And then and then my son tells me well, how was your day today? 103 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:03,920 And I was like today was a good a good day. I go no parking from the dog. No smong, you know 104 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:11,600 Right and he's like, oh, yeah, he's like, okay mom. I'm cool. I'm glad it was a good day. Yeah 105 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:14,920 and then I 106 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:18,680 Had somebody come up to me and they're like does that make sense? I'm like 107 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,800 If it doesn't make dollars 108 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:32,200 So for the listeners the first one is November rain by guns and roses the second one is I had a good day or whatever 109 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:34,960 By ice cube also known as Oshay Jackson 110 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:41,160 Yeah, the last one is dollars and cents by DJ quick because that's how me and Pomona bullets roll 111 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:48,560 Right. I would know where you're going with all this. Yeah. Well, you would fucking call me out. You like bitch stop 112 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:55,440 Time to karaoke and all these little millennials are just like wow 113 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,560 Yeah, and I was like, you know 114 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:01,240 This is what you got to do 115 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:05,680 What was I supposed to do and they're giving me this little? 116 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:11,000 No, this is what's happening. I was like, well, just don't stand there bus to move 117 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:21,440 Well, at least you're having fun at work this week. Oh girl, I was I was I was fucking I was I was co I was 118 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:25,000 Quoteen excuse me Kanye. I was like 119 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:31,800 I was like money isn't everything but not having it is like 120 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:39,280 Again, what you said what having money isn't everything but not having it is I mean you can't oh 121 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:43,800 Like you know, you know, and then they're like hey 122 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:48,080 Come on a bullet. So will you go get us coffee? And I was like, do you have five on it? 123 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:58,680 I'm like, yeah, they're just like what the fuck is going on. There's just like yeah, I do I do it 124 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:01,800 I'm grabbing five dollar bills from motherfuckers. I'm like 125 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:11,160 You still carry cash, what the fuck oh my gosh, and they're like, what do you think I am? 126 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:14,840 I can't do this anymore. I'm like you're just another brick in the wall 127 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:16,840 Oh 128 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,520 Shit you win with that one 129 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:24,720 Yeah, I I've been fucking oh my gosh 130 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:28,120 I've been just talking in lyrics 131 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:34,800 All week and everyone's just like wow Sophia. You're like a little back in 132 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,160 You're just like a poet 133 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:42,000 Like yeah, you know well if I were to talk in lyrics all week 134 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:48,800 It would be with my former or with my fellow Jan 5 Capricorn Marilyn Manson and people would think I'm batshit crazy 135 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:51,360 But he spit some real fucking knowledge 136 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,560 I'm saying they're like do you understand? 137 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:58,240 Does that make sense? I'm all here is something you can't understand 138 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:00,920 How I can just kill them 139 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:04,640 Fucking love you 140 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:05,960 Fuck 141 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:07,960 They real yeah 142 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,360 Realness 143 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:16,280 Okay, so speaking of you being already sauce up. I kind of found you a so Cal side piece 144 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:18,280 I haven't really checked them out, but 145 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:24,520 Let me tell you this I was on my morning walk yesterday right before I had to start my fucking day 146 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:27,040 and so by my by my 147 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:33,400 By up here where my mom lives, you know, it's the river path that you can take I guess by Santa Fe damn 148 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:37,440 You can take the river path all the way down to the beach. Yeah. Yeah, okay, right? 149 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:44,360 So there's always all these bikers like my bikers. I don't mean sunset anarchy. I mean the 10 speeders. Oh 150 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:50,000 Shit, yeah, well 10 speeders and they they take the fucking 151 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:54,480 Bike trail all the way down right and come back up. Well, I'm walking yesterday 152 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:59,560 And they're getting ready to get on the trail and this one guy he's like I 153 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:05,120 Drank half a bottle of Jameson last night and I fucking showed up for this 35 mile ride 154 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:10,360 One way so I'm ready to go. I don't know about y'all and I'm like, you know, I didn't even look at him 155 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,960 But I'm like come on a bulls bit like yeah, let's go 156 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:17,920 Yeah, those little fucking 10 speeders. They have fucking nice butts like I 157 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:25,600 I was just like this 10 speeder fucking polish off have a bottle of Jameson and he's ready to bike down to the beach 158 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,600 You do yeah 159 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:32,520 Guy I knew it. I was just like come on a bull to be like yes, please 160 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,520 Yes 161 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,520 Yeah, I mean, I'm not 162 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:43,520 So big on fucking I do yoga arm strong. Yeah, I'm like, I'm not big on Lance Armstrong type of people 163 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:50,080 Yeah, I mean if you thought he was gonna have like a Harley-Davidson or some shit. No, I know the other bikers 164 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:55,000 All right, I guess the cyclist I guess the proper term is cyclist. I don't know 165 00:12:55,640 --> 00:13:00,480 well as long as if he would entertain a 166 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:05,120 Bitch that does yoga poses like the corpse, right? 167 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:09,760 Then all right 168 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,040 I'm good. Let's do this 169 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,400 There you go 170 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:19,000 So what's been happening with you? Um, I 171 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:23,000 Am not liking this time change. I don't know about you 172 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:27,360 I used to not matter to me, but now that I work six to two thirty 173 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:30,760 It just is fucked. It's fucking me up big time 174 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:39,200 You know, they're like do we gain an hour to be losing our fall back bitches fall back. Yeah 175 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:48,320 Fucking dumbasses like you need to fucking just go um 176 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,120 Yeah, uh, I 177 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:55,680 Enjoy it for the first two days when we fall back 178 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,680 Okay 179 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:02,360 Because I just wake up my early morning. I'm just like, oh shit 180 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:05,480 I'm up about hour early before my fucking alarm went off 181 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:13,960 That's okay. Yeah, and I'm like, oh, wow, I'm fucking energized. I feel energized then I'm just like fuck this shit 182 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:24,160 You know, we need to adopt like I I'm really really really looking forward to like maybe moving to 183 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:30,640 Arizona where they don't fuck with the time Hawaii. Okay, boom to Hawaii because that's where I'm from 184 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,920 But come on now. We don't fuck with time either. So 185 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:38,000 right, but that's one fucking thing I'm I 186 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,160 was just 187 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,000 contemplating was 188 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,160 If they don't fuck with their time 189 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:52,800 Then what does it make them like are they three hours away or difference? No, it's I guess for them 190 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:57,800 So Hawaii doesn't um observe I guess daylight savings time. No, okay 191 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:03,520 So like for instance, I guess I didn't realize that I thought it was just Arizona and like Indiana 192 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:06,200 I want to say but okay cool. So um 193 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:14,120 They're not or so they're always on regular time then I'm assuming so it's three hours. I guess now behind or 194 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,520 Yeah, they're behind us Hawaii's behind us 195 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:23,680 So I would say it was three hours and then when we go on daylight savings time, they're four they would be four 196 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,680 Yeah, and this is so 197 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:31,280 Trying to call my brother and shit. I'm like, hey, bro. What's up brah 198 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:34,800 How's it and he's like I 199 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:42,560 Not even a week yet. Like yeah, it's so weird because I didn't realize when I booked my flight 200 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:47,520 So I leave at nine o'clock tomorrow and it's five hours. So nine plus five is 201 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:55,440 1400 yes, 1400s, but mine is three hours. So I arrive at 11 a.m. That's fine coming home 202 00:15:55,440 --> 00:16:00,080 I was just like, oh I get home at 10 o'clock at night. I'm just like, oh 203 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:07,120 Whatever my flight better be on time and guess what this there's gonna be another fucking monsoon fucking storm this week in California 204 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:15,440 For me, I don't know. I guess now it's rainy season or whatever, but oh my god, but the last time this happened was when I came to see you 205 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:22,640 And I don't even travel a lot. Yeah, you're like in a hurricane or something. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, there better not be a fucking hurricane 206 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,760 Because I had a plant stay on the rain 207 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:35,440 They called it right they called it like apocalyptic rain or some bullshit like that. I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah, exactly 208 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:37,440 Oh, geez 209 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:40,960 Oh my gosh, I'm like who the fuck is fucking with like 210 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:50,480 I mean, we're all gods. I guess I'm just thinking I'm like, okay. We're all gods. I mean we all manifest our own fucking whatever 211 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,760 Like why are we fucking with the time? 212 00:16:54,640 --> 00:17:00,080 Right. This is so fucking weird. I fucking hate it. I fucking hate it and don't fast forward it 213 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:05,840 Please don't we had I want I don't vote but the I want to say last year 214 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,320 I vote in my mind 215 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:13,120 You vote in your mind. Okay. Well, at least you do that. I don't vote. Um, the californ 216 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:17,840 I want to say last year's um voting or whatever the fuck you call it or election thing 217 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:22,080 They had it on the ballot if the time should change and of course it didn't pass 218 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:27,600 But I'm like, do you know how much drama that would be to actually pass to pass it and then have everybody switch? 219 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:34,160 And that's why they probably just said that it didn't pass with the ballots. I'm like, don't put it on the ballot 220 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,160 It's not going to ever fucking change 221 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:40,160 You know, or you're doing the same shit and I'm like, yes, please 222 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:46,560 Everybody needs to fucking vote. I'm like that little advocate. I'm like when we rewind the time 223 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:50,480 Let's just stick with that. Let's never change it again 224 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:54,000 Let's vote to never change the work and wherever it is 225 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:58,960 It just needs to fucking stay is what I'm saying because I'm like this it's it's only one hour 226 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,600 But I'm like it's ridiculous and speaking of organ 227 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:09,440 I I went to the dentist yesterday. Um to get my teeth cleaned and um the dental assistant 228 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:15,840 Yeah, I'm all I'm all good. My grill looks good. Good girl. Good girl. Good girl. Good girl 229 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:21,840 Good girl. Good girl. Um, so the dental assistant, um, she's like, I just want to let you know 230 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:26,480 I haven't told dr. Chow yet, but um, I won't see you ever again because I'm moving back 231 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,560 I'm moving to Oregon and I'm like 232 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:31,120 and I looked at her and I 233 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:36,640 I did a long pause. It was the longest 10 seconds ever from on of all its I'm like, I fucking hate organ 234 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,160 And she was like, well, she's like really I'm like, yeah 235 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:45,520 I went up there to visit my friend and I'm like my best friend. I'm like, I will fucking hate that state 236 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,520 She's like, well, I was born there. I'm like, well 237 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,520 Okay 238 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,320 I fucking hate it. I'm like, why are you moving back? 239 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:56,000 And she's like, well, my dad said he's moving back and I thought it was just a change of pace 240 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,560 I'm like, well, at least we'll have a job up there as a dental assistant 241 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:03,280 I well, I don't even think fucking most are gonians 242 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,840 Well, I live in the sticks, but 243 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,160 Oh, I fucking hate your sticks 244 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:14,640 Fuck man. Fuck. I'm like the next time I come up there. You will need to meet me in portland and we will party there 245 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,640 I'm like, I cannot fucking do 246 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,640 I 247 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,640 Know where are you again? 248 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,080 Oh, you don't want to tell you the city never mind 249 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,240 Andy 250 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,440 Yeah 251 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:32,480 Fucking behind a tractor for an hour and a half. Yeah, god damn. Fuck that shit 252 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:41,040 But the funny thing is is that I have like my sisters and everybody and they're saying oh my kid is like 253 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:46,000 Like, you know doing this shit that we did because we're so Cal 254 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:49,120 You're you're sneaking out of the house 255 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,240 You're sneaking boys in 256 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:55,760 You're doing, you know 18 like here 257 00:19:56,560 --> 00:20:01,280 Little fake ideas shit like that like it's just so crazy like the city life 258 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:06,960 I honestly thought like if I fucking move to 259 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,200 Oregon 260 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,200 into a stick city 261 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,560 uh 262 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:15,440 Yeah, you know, why don't you go and fucking like 263 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,800 Bump cows. I don't know what they 264 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,440 There's some cow tipping. Yes 265 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:26,240 Do that do that. I'd rather have you do that 266 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:32,640 And just and and you don't have any cousins here. So you're not gonna be in sass. I'm like, I don't fucking know 267 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,800 Like I I don't fucking know 268 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:38,800 Um, it it could start doing whippets. Yeah 269 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,400 Remember the skip it 270 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:49,360 Oh god damn my um, m had one of those and that thing is fucking dumb as fuck. You just skip it 271 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:53,200 I skip it and you put it on your fucking ankle and you fucking 272 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:57,840 Oh, it's tether ball. It's tether ball for your fucking leg. Yeah, exactly 273 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:02,960 But you'd be fucking awesome when you're fucking doing double dutch if you just fucking practice 274 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:10,240 I was never um, I'm not that coordinated to do double dutch. I fucking love whoever can do double dutch 275 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,200 kudos to you 276 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:18,240 Yeah, I'm jealous for those people because they are just way too coordinated. I just like fast jump rope 277 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,600 Yeah 278 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:25,360 Girl, I'm telling you Medusa. I can't fucking do that shit too 279 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:32,720 Where I see those girls gonna go in the double-dutch fucking ropes and they're just like going forward and back and forward and back 280 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,600 And they do a whole shit and I'm just like god damn 281 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:38,800 And then their fucking feet just move so fast. I'm like fuck 282 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:44,000 And you know what? I can do regular jump rope. I guess like when you jump or like the two jump ropes 283 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,080 You know what I'm talking about. Yes, but not yeah, okay 284 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,680 So you I can do that 285 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:54,240 But um, the one where it gets me and I try to even like do a youtube tutorial or watch a youtube tutorial 286 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:58,720 I was like, you know how like all the boxers and the fighters they do that. Um, they do that little dance 287 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,560 Oh, and they fucking switch it 288 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:04,880 But yeah back and forth and shit and fucking keep going. I'm like damn 289 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:06,960 Yeah, and they do it really quick 290 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:12,880 But there's it's like it's a rhythm to it and I'm like I watched like two different tutorial videos on youtube 291 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:16,720 I'm just like fuck this shit. I will stick to regular fast jump rope. Yeah 292 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:21,760 I'm I'm like I'm like fucking walking over the fucking rope when I'm like oops 293 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:26,720 Okay, and I just keep like I just do regular jump rope. I I 294 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,520 I'm I'm a fucking I'm a fucking loser 295 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,520 Like seriously 296 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,080 I'm just like what the fuck dude 297 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,280 I I can't fucking do this shit 298 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,280 Fucking crazy 299 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,280 how's everybody but 300 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,760 I don't know 301 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,160 I I tried to do that little cross 302 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:53,760 Yeah, I don't got rid of I used to be able to do the cross or I know what you're talking about. Um 303 00:22:53,760 --> 00:23:00,000 When you do jump rope by yourself, right? Yeah. Yeah. I was able to do that. Um, I haven't done that lately 304 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:04,480 but um, yeah, I just I really would love to um 305 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:08,880 Be like a fighter and do do that type of jump roping on my own 306 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,240 That's why I was like I was thinking 307 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:18,000 When I was in kickboxing and shit and then I had my trainer tell me 308 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,840 Oh, guess what we're gonna go to San Diego and you're gonna 309 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:27,280 Uh, and I told you this I think yes, um, yeah, your nose broke. Yeah 310 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:30,880 The bitch kicked the shit out of me 311 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:37,920 Okay, yeah, I was like well, maybe if I wouldn't learned how to jump rope 312 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,480 Shit like I don't fucking know 313 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,040 Damn it 314 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:47,120 My nose still hurts to this day 315 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:49,120 Oh 316 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,440 Fuck 317 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:58,720 Um, I got I don't have much on my list for today, but I got a lot about food 318 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:00,880 Okay 319 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:04,240 So the first thing is remember the last episode I we 320 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:09,120 We're talking about Thanksgiving and I'm like, hey Popeyes has the cage in turkey 321 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:15,680 Yes, that's the deep fry turkey girl. I fucking called them. Do you know how much they want for that fucking turkey? 322 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,680 Fuck 50 bucks 323 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:22,320 Um, let's start with um, they add said it feeds eight to 12 324 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,880 Okay, which is a fucking lie. Yeah 325 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:31,440 In my world that means three to four people and then in baroque madusa's world because I'm all about protein 326 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,440 That means it feeds one person 327 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:37,840 For two fucking meals girl. They want a hundred dollars 328 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:39,920 Shut the front door 329 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:46,400 No, I told em because em's like I'm gonna place an order for whatever food because we don't want my mom cooking her fucking turkey 330 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:52,320 And I'm like, you know what? Let me um call Popeyes. I want the turkey and I'm she's like cool 331 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:56,080 I'll put you down for turkey because she's writing the list down and I'm like, oh they want a hundred dollars 332 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,880 I'm like, oh hell no. I will figure out something else 333 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:04,560 Fuck for a fuck and it says feeds eight to twelve people. Um, no 334 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:11,600 I don't know. I just pop like fucking fucking anorexia people like I'm like is that a 15 pound turkey like no 335 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:16,080 I'm sure it's a fucking like a 10 pound turkey and that don't feed people 336 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,120 three pound turkeys don't feed people so um 337 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,040 If you were thinking about buying the Cajun turkey don't 338 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,080 I was thinking of 339 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:32,560 I always my go-to is honey big ham. I'm just like hey, dude. Just give me well. You used to work there and you know what I 340 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:38,960 know I overdosed on that like 15 years ago because I want that every fucking year and I'm like I cannot eat that ever again 341 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,560 Well, that's when I was like Jessica elbow. Fuck you 342 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:48,720 No and fuck her mom. Yeah, I fuck your own mama and you need a ticket 343 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,760 By the way, I can still sell you oregano in a dime bag 344 00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:00,640 You're gonna make me spit up my fucking fucking girl stop. Sorry 345 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,640 I'm 346 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:07,040 Yeah, I'm just like fuck. Maybe I just get a little turkey breast 347 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 That's that's what I'm doing these days 348 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:18,720 Oh, it's okay. So speaking of food. So, um, since I'm leaving I only I'm meal prepping chicken breast for fenway for the entire fucking week 349 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,480 So my daughter can feed her 350 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:24,960 So yesterday I was just like I'm not gonna cook all this fucking chicken because I'm only here for one more day 351 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:32,080 So anyways, I go to dickies barbecue. Oh, have you? Do you have dickies barbecue up there? 352 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:39,040 No, but when I was in so Cal I was always down center. Was it mountain central? I don't know. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah right there 353 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:43,440 Okay, they have it there. Um, where was I going with dickies barbecue? 354 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:48,960 Oh, because I picked up first of all, I always pick up their fucking um 355 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:53,200 And I don't go there often. I used to go there all the time, but um, right 356 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:59,120 Yeah, they no they got really pricey, but that's okay. I guess hopefully as long as they're you're paying your employees 357 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:02,320 That's fine. I'm like, let me get a pound of um pulled pork 358 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,560 and that 359 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:08,080 Here's the thing I have a food skill at home and I I'm like, let me fucking 360 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,720 Measure this shit just because 361 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:15,840 But I'm like, let me get a pound of pulled pork that'll hold me for yesterday's meals and today's meals 362 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:20,800 Or four meals, right because it's four times four is 16. That's one pound 363 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:25,280 So I'm like, let me measure this shit girl. What and I'm like, they don't measure it 364 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,360 They just fucking do their thing and I throw it in the thing 365 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:34,880 They throw it in my uh in the box or whatever they put it in so I fucking measure this shit like literally the actual fucking meat 366 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:41,440 It's like short two ounces and I'm like, that's 10 grams of protein that I'm missing from my fucking meal 367 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:48,640 Well, anyways besides that so I'm like, hey, how big is the tray for the macaroni? 368 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:54,800 And they show me the two different trays for Thanksgiving. They're like this one's 29. I'm like that don't even see like 369 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,400 Yeah, 20 or maybe it'll feed four people 370 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:02,560 $29 and they're like the big tray is 40 371 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:05,360 Of course because it's hot. Yeah 372 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:10,880 And then the I guess the big tray or like the have you ever seen like the big size? Um 373 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:17,520 What's it called? I'm stover's lasagna like you buy at cost. Oh, yeah, I buy that shit all day long. Yeah 374 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,800 Yeah, that that one's 42 and I'm like, oh, okay 375 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:24,160 And I'm like, you know what I have a crock pot and I have a myth 376 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:28,880 I have a recipe for actual like crock pot um macaroni and cheese 377 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,560 And I'm like, I will think that my daughter fucking loves mac and cheese 378 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:37,200 I don't know, so that was my sign. I'm like, who doesn't like mac and cheese? I'm like, that'll be the one day 379 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:45,840 I fucking eat fucking like whatever, but I was like, I'm gonna make mac and cheese and then I gotta figure out for fucking protein 380 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,560 I don't know whatever 381 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:53,840 I was really sad. I was really sad that I was missing out on two ounces of fucking pulled pork 382 00:28:54,000 --> 00:29:00,000 I I would be fucking I would be pissed like I don't that's why I say I gotta piss 383 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:09,360 I'm gonna fucking kill somebody. You may not understand, but I'm gonna kill a fucking man like I know 384 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:14,720 And um, I have a very very good recipe. I'm gonna fucking send it to 385 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,840 um, my my son he loves 386 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,240 mac and cheese 387 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,240 And I had 388 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,480 an old gal 389 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:32,800 She was actually from Tennessee and I'm not fucking like I I love this lady. She was just amazing 390 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:40,640 And I used to um, I used to judge a book by its cover. I always judge a book by its cover. I always 391 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,160 If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, whatever you down 392 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:53,280 If it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it's like a fucking duck and I'm I I'm I'm very bad, but I'm trying 393 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:56,400 But this lady I'm like, okay. Wow 394 00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:01,280 All right, let's let's do this and she gave me the best 395 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,520 mother effin 396 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,560 Mac and cheese recipe and I do it all day long 397 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:12,560 It's great. I'm gonna I'm gonna text it to you. Do you make it like in the crock pot then or you make it? 398 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:18,960 No, I make it in one of those mother mother fucking little tins that you buy you put a turkey in or whatever 399 00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:24,000 Oh, okay. Got it. Got it girl that shit away like oh, perfect 400 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:30,320 Please send that to me. So I don't have to clean my crock pot. Yeah, and it's fucking amazing because I'm like an egg 401 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,840 Okay 402 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,920 But it's fucking amazing. Just like okay, velveta 403 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:44,960 Oh, I don't like so with the crock pot. I actually it has the high-end cheese like fontina 404 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:51,760 You know what fontina? Okay. I don't do velveta. I don't do it either. So that's the thing I kind of 405 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,040 X-nay on the velveta a 406 00:30:55,360 --> 00:31:01,520 Oh, you substitute it with something or just send me your recipe and I'll check it out. Yeah. Yeah, I just put fucking a 407 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:03,920 Shit ton of cheese 408 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:10,720 Like just whatever I do like you want to talk about a fucking seven cheese fucking macaroni. No. Yeah 409 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:12,960 Yeah, okay 410 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:18,560 An actual butter and not shed. Yep spread country crock. I fucking hate people who use that 411 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:23,520 I hate that shit. I get unsalted butter and 412 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:28,640 Yeah, everybody everybody's like, why would you buy unsalted? I'm like because you know, there's two versions 413 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:34,560 Yeah, I don't do the salted. I don't know you can add your own mother fucking salt if you fucking 414 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:40,880 Fill the need to add so add the fucking salt. I totally agree. Do you okay? 415 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,880 Let's just fucking 416 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:45,440 Let's dovetail off of that 417 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:49,120 When you ask somebody you're sitting at a fucking dinner table 418 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,080 and you say pass the salt 419 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:59,040 And somebody grabs the salt to pass it to you, but they fucking salt their own shit before they pass it 420 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,520 Is is that a pet peeve? 421 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:07,920 Um, no, I would call it multitasking like let me get this because you're not going to give it back to me 422 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:12,400 You're gonna pass it down the way why you you think opposite? 423 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:18,240 Yeah, I do. I'm like, listen motherfucker. You didn't even think about salt 424 00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:25,040 When I asked to pass the mother fucking salt that all of a sudden you want to fucking salt your food 425 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:30,160 No, no, fuck that you pass the mother fucking salt. Let me salt my food and I'll fucking give it back 426 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:33,040 And then you can salt your food like I don't know. I'm just 427 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:38,640 Fucking I don't know. I'm a fucking grumpy bitch. I swear to god. No, you're not grumpy in fact 428 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,320 You know what we should do with Thanksgiving together and video it 429 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:44,800 We should 430 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:48,800 We mother fucking should I swear to god. I'm getting cranberries in a can 431 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:56,720 Oh, I fucking I'm not a I used to be like cranberries. Uh, what's it called? Is it cranberry dressing? 432 00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:00,720 Oh, are you doing the like the dressing like the little 433 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:07,200 No, but you know like when I was growing up my mom would do like is it called cranberry dressing or I don't know 434 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:10,400 What's called just cranberries with turkey like who came up with that shit? 435 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:15,200 It was really good with the dressing and turkey and I'm just like I fucking hate all of that shit now 436 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:20,080 Okay, so let me um talk about my other I have two more things on food 437 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:24,720 So at my job, I take a walk on my first break or I don't 438 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,320 Well, I guess I take two breaks. I don't know whatever 439 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:34,320 I think my you take two 15s, right? Well, I take two or I used to take two thirties, but 440 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:42,720 And then it got hot because it goes 115 degrees up here, but anyways, so my first break um 441 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:47,120 Let the for the last two weeks. So I work in Azusa 442 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:54,080 And I work across the street from a uh, uh, willy wonka factory didn't realize that when I started working there 443 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:58,320 Okay, so it's I guess Christmas season, right? So for the last 444 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:04,720 Three weeks all the way up to Christmas it goes fucking crazy because they're making all this fucking chocolate and fucking candy 445 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:05,520 blood 446 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,520 Fuck up really? 447 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:13,680 Right just like they I'll send you their web link and I'm just like this shit is ridiculous. It's not Hershey's 448 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:19,840 But there's this the Hispanic lady shows up with in her fucking um 449 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:26,720 Um, station wagon. It's not a station wagon. So let me ask you this because you grew up in SoCal 450 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:28,320 Yes 451 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,320 so if you see 452 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,320 a Hispanic Mexican lady 453 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:38,000 Or two ladies and they have their hatchback or they have the back trunk open and they're sitting there 454 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:46,000 And they're just whatever not not a super a hatchback. Yeah, whatever hatchback whatever whatever car they have and they have the trunk open 455 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,480 And they're sitting there. What does that imply? 456 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,480 Tamales 457 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,480 Thank you tamales 458 00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:59,120 Tamales, right, right all the fucking time. You don't have to have any fucking sign 459 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:04,960 You don't need a sign of life. Bitch. This this bitch has tamales. So by week two, which was this last week 460 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:10,000 I'm like, let me oh, she's she sits out there for four hours in front of the fucking factory 461 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:13,840 So I'm like, okay, so I walk up. I'm like, hey, so um, 462 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,640 Are you selling tamales? 463 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,000 and she's like 464 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:22,880 No, I have a different menu for every day of the week and I'm like, well, which day do you have tamales? 465 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,640 And she was like, I don't today's burrito ten dollars a burrito 466 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,280 And I'm like 467 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:34,880 I looked at her like she was fucking crazy. I'm like, bitch. What? I'm like, no, no, no, no 468 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,840 I can make myself a burrito 469 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,440 I need you to make me a tamale. I'm just like, oh, that's cool 470 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:47,920 So I tell my co-workers because they're all Hispanic everybody's Hispanic except like three of us because it's um 471 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:55,360 So cow so right it's so cow. No, but it's telecom construction. So everybody's Hispanic and they all speak Spanish all day long 472 00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:04,800 So I'm like, there's a lady right there and she fucking hangs out and she has her hatchback open because they never leave outside of the building once we 473 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,920 For break they only go out for lunch. They're like really? 474 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:13,520 And I'm like, so I'm like, what does that imply because they're Hispanic? She's like girl. Are they showing tamale? 475 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,080 and I'm like 476 00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:18,720 That's what I thought 477 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:24,720 I'm like, no today is burritos and you get a soda for ten dollars. It's like, what the fuck? 478 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,040 They're like, you know, uh 479 00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,120 What is it guys? 480 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,120 Chris Sanchez 481 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:40,720 Is like, oh, you're dropping fucking first and last names. Okay. Let's do that. Yeah, but how many Chris Sanchez's are in fucking 482 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:49,440 Fucking a billion because I thank you. I do I do background checks on thank you all the Rodriguez's and the Sanchez's 483 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 It takes a long time exactly. So 484 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:56,960 the one of the one million Christopher Sanchez is that I work with 485 00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:59,120 he's like 486 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:05,600 Do I need to tell her that it's like November or whatever the day is and then I'm like if she starts like fucking make her 487 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,560 Her tamales now start selling like making them 488 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:14,000 She could make bank by Christmas and I'm like, you know what I'm like, no 489 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:21,840 I love you, Medusa. You're fucking amazing 490 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:26,720 I was just like so Cal if there's a Hispanic lady with her hatchback or the trunk open 491 00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:32,480 She has fucking tamales. That's all you need to know except in Azusa not this lady 492 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:37,680 Yeah, and you know what you got to look for the fucking uh, what's it called the little 493 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,320 the cooler 494 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,120 A cooler 495 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:48,880 Oh, she kept she keeps her car running for the entire time. She's there because it's connected 496 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,360 with 497 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:54,640 Yeah, that's all I was just like 498 00:37:54,640 --> 00:38:01,040 Get the fuck out of here whatever and she wants to make our own burritos at the fucking Rosa Rita 499 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,280 Fucking beans in a can and 500 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,920 Yeah, exactly that way we want tamales 501 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:13,680 Thank you and she's like I take zeller cash and I'm like well you can get neither from me, bitch 502 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:19,280 I know people are just like so 503 00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:29,200 So this is so Cal is so crazy and I'm like, okay, it's all good and I come from so Cal. I'm like born 504 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:31,680 raised 505 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:34,080 There yeah my lender and yes 506 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,800 I go to the islands 507 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:38,560 sometimes 508 00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,160 and 509 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,160 You know these oh 510 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:49,840 Oh, actually I'm gonna fucking stop myself right there because I had a fucking 511 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:52,720 employee tell me 512 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,520 California people say, you know, you know what I mean 513 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,360 It's like 514 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,920 Like, you know 515 00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:08,880 I was like, okay great then you speak my lingo 516 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,880 So 517 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:17,440 And get out of your Patagonia and your fucking um, what was the other thing I told you that they wear Patagonia 518 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,320 a fucking car hurt 519 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:27,120 Fucking whatever. It's not Eddie Bauer. I was thinking Eddie Bauer, but Patagonia god damn. I know Columbia 520 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:29,680 Oh, Columbia Patagonia and Columbia 521 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,160 Fuck those fuck off 522 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:38,000 But guess what though it really does make a difference. I'm fucking cold 523 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:46,160 I'm fucking cold when it's not fucking 50 degrees. I'm fucking freezing. I'm fucking cold and everyone's like, oh you so bougie 524 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:51,840 I don't care. I don't care and guess what pistol grip pump 525 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,800 Fuck you 526 00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,440 That's right bitch 527 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:09,120 That's right. I'm just fucking drank those last my little 528 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:16,080 Yeah, same with me and you know what when I picked up that big ass handle of fucking vodka yesterday and I sent you that picture 529 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,840 It's in the garage 530 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:24,640 Girl, I'm walking the garage right now to fucking make pour me another drink. You know what I fucking have my travel size thing 531 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:26,640 I should just pour that and then like refill that 532 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:32,320 There you go. I'm a fucking I'm already stocking up my little fucking center council 533 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:39,920 In my car, that's what you need to do. Oh, yeah, well that's what I'm gonna do when I'm fucking living in the sticks 534 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:46,640 Okay, so really quick before we start talking or um before you start talking again, um 535 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:51,440 Are not talking again, but you bring up whatever you need to bring up. I have one more thing on food 536 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:52,720 Oh, yes 537 00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:53,840 Instagram 538 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:58,000 I've never been to japan, but you told me you've been to japan. Yes, I have never been to japan 539 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:06,560 But I will tell you this. I don't know where in japan this is but katsu tanaka restaurant has and I know you like sweet 540 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:10,960 I really like the the name of that restaurant, but okay 541 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:15,520 They have deep fried kit cat candy bars 542 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:24,640 Yeah, so there's two versions the first one they have a deep fried kit cat obviously in batter 543 00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:28,240 The second one is that deep fried 544 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:32,480 Kit Kat in batter and it has slices of deep fried banana 545 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:38,960 And I'm like, you know what I would do number two and I'm not even a sugar person 546 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:43,360 But I'm like with a deep fried banana. I think I would do that. I would love it 547 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,080 Is it like with panko? 548 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:51,600 I'm sure I don't know it didn't go into depth but it looked it looked tasty and I'm like 549 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,680 I'm gonna look it up if y'all over this shit 550 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,800 Oh 551 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,440 I was just like 552 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:08,880 Guess what I when I was in japan they gave this taco. They said it was taco salad 553 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,160 So 554 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,480 Be okay an american, you know 555 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,720 Whatevs 556 00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:17,200 And I'm like taco salad. Yes, please 557 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:22,640 And it was no it wasn't taco salad my bad. It was taco rice 558 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,640 Oh, okay, so 559 00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:34,640 I'm explain what taco rice is so taco rice in japan. They just put a bunch of jasmine rice 560 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:42,000 Okay, and then they would put um meat of your toys which was 561 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:47,840 They actually have meat over there. Oh, yeah dog 562 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,040 Well, I don't know they call it beef 563 00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:01,200 Well, I guess they would have kobi beef over there. They would have to have it imported I guess 564 00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:08,400 Yeah, it's just like okay, and then they just put like they think that oh here you go guys 565 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:11,520 Please here's some lettuce cheese 566 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:18,480 Oh god it like they just make this like this is like fucking taco bowl and I'm like oh this is amazing 567 00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:23,040 But they put a shit ton of cheese and I'm like like what kind of cheese 568 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,680 um 569 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,680 Yeah, that was like 570 00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,760 kobi jack 571 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:36,080 Huh, I know I would have not expected that in japan, but I guess they need to americanize it 572 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:40,640 Yeah, they're they're they're fucking they're fucking caring to us and shit. Yeah 573 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,400 I was like, uh, this is nice 574 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:48,080 It's a little fucking cheese that's fucking 575 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:52,000 Covered with wax. You know that little yeah 576 00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:59,280 You know what's funny is my daughter told me um not to buy shredded cheese anymore because I stopped by I stopped 577 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,240 Or I got rid of the you know the cheese the greater 578 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:07,120 Yeah, because I'm just like whatever I would grate my cheese because it tastes better right it tastes better 579 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:12,080 If you buy the if you grate the cheese from a block as opposed to buying shredded fucking cheese 580 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,360 And then she tells me she's like you know shredded cheese is all this stuff 581 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:21,120 So it stays like in its fucking natural form or I guess how it looks shredded. I'm like oh that makes sense 582 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:27,840 I always stop buying or eating shredded cheese. Yeah. Yeah, you fucking straight get a block of cheese 583 00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:30,720 Get a block or a glock. Yeah 584 00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:32,720 I thought you said a glock 585 00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:35,760 fucking 586 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,400 Let me get a glock and fucking shoot a block of cheese in this room 587 00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:45,360 Fucking shoot all the cheese and the fucking the fucking universe 588 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,880 Confetti eggs. Yeah in the universe 589 00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:55,840 Here you go, mother fuckers. We don't want to fucking grade their own fucking block of cheese 590 00:44:55,840 --> 00:45:01,920 Here's the thing. Um, so my daughter she's like, um, yeah, don't buy. I'm shredded cheese whatever 591 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,160 So I stopped buying that and what does this bitch do? 592 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,880 buy 593 00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:14,000 Yeah, exactly. So, um, there was on twitter like um twitter's somebody posted like you know, she um 594 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,200 twitter posted I'm sorry 595 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:24,800 um, you know how like you buy the the canned or I'm not saying you would because I know you're allergic to shellfish 596 00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:31,680 But yes, the canned or the frozen um the crab meat that's already shredded. I'm so sad. Don't say that 597 00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:39,760 No, no, no, no, listen, but um, there was a doc. I guess like it was a 90 minute spiel how it's fucking fake like how fake 598 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:45,200 Oh fake crab and all that shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and it's all just like whatever and it's all fucking minced together 599 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:50,880 So I send this to my daughter because she likes to make crab salad and that's what she buys and she's like 600 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:55,920 I'm like, oh, that's fine. I don't care. I don't have enough money for real crab anyways. I'm like 601 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,400 I'm like, I guess pick and choose right 602 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:02,720 fuck yeah 603 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:04,960 fucking stupid ass fake ass like 604 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:08,240 I I swear to you Medusa 605 00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:10,960 I when they told me 606 00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:17,840 I was on the hospital bed and they said guess what you're fucking allergic 607 00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:20,240 It was like wow 608 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:22,240 Okay 609 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:28,560 What bottom feeders I'm like, what is bottom feeders? I don't even fucking know 610 00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:32,800 I know that the mexicans do this ceviche and all this shit 611 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,360 Yeah 612 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:39,840 Fucking I don't know what ebbs and in hawaii 613 00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,280 My family's like 614 00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,160 You're such a fucking piece of shit 615 00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:52,720 And I'm like I'm assuming that's on your mom's side then that you probably got the allergy. Yeah for sure 616 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:58,320 I mean it wasn't from the fucking islanders side 617 00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:00,320 I'm the fucking 618 00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:06,880 I'm the bullshit motherfucker. That's just like oh guess what I can't eat 619 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:12,240 Crap. I can't eat fucking certain fish. I can't eat tuna 620 00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:14,240 Yeah 621 00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,160 Yeah, that's about it. That's about it 622 00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:21,680 fucking 623 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,640 OMG, I swear to you 624 00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:30,400 When everyone's like I'm gonna go to the coast and I'm gonna get some crab and I'm gonna I'm like, yeah 625 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:34,640 Well, you know, hey have fun. Don't bring it back to me. Yeah 626 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:37,360 It's all good 627 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,240 I don't even know there's people at work 628 00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:43,680 That tell me oh, I'm gonna drive to the coast today 629 00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:46,240 And I'm gonna bring you back 630 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:51,200 Something I'm like, you know what? Hey, guess what just because I'm cute 631 00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:58,560 Doesn't mean that you're gonna you're gonna kill me. You're gonna kill me. You're gonna bring me you're gonna bring me back a 632 00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:05,120 Handle of Jameson. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that would be nice. That would be fucking really nice 633 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:10,720 Really nice. I'm just like what the fuck are you fucking talking about? I get so 634 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,920 Fucking mad and I don't understand 635 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:21,200 Why I get so mad, but I do I do I get so fucking mad, but I fucking smile 636 00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:28,400 And then you just imagine throat punching them. Yeah, exactly. I got it. That sounds about right 637 00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:35,840 Well, you know, that's what that's all we gotta do. I'm like motherfuckers. I don't know. I fucking look at fucking 638 00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:42,080 I look I'm like if you fucking if somebody gave you a snickers bar 639 00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:45,760 You hungry 640 00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:47,920 angry, yeah 641 00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:51,600 And I'm like, what what if you were allergic to chocolate? 642 00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,400 Yeah, you know what 643 00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:03,120 Speaking of allergies. I have a in the last seven years. I have a food allergy to pineapple. Did I tell you that? No 644 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,400 And I never was allergic to pineapple before 645 00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:08,960 Besties for a fucking apple 646 00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:12,880 Right. Well, but like in the last seven years because I had a food allergy 647 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:17,440 I don't know if you ever had like the allergy test or whatever you go. I do 648 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:22,960 All right, so you they they prick your back with all this fucking. Yeah, all the fucking needles and shit 649 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:29,680 And so I'm allergic to yeah, I'm allergic to strawberries and pineapples and I'm like, that's fine. I fucking hate straw strawberries are trash 650 00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:38,320 Yes, strawberries are trash. They're fucking like just stick them in the ground like beads. I don't understand people who do that shit 651 00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:40,480 It's fucking trash to me 652 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,560 I'm sorry if I'm hurting you 653 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,880 Fuck yeah, it should be trash. I never ate strawberries before 654 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,160 I never ate strawberries before like even chocolate covered strawberries 655 00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:55,280 I'm like, this is fucking gay and it's fucking dumb and it fucking tastes like trash to me. I'm sorry 656 00:49:55,520 --> 00:50:01,760 Well, isn't it weird where it's kind of like you just don't really know what your allergies are 657 00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:05,120 And then you just like your body is just kind of sane 658 00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:11,760 Right. No, but I never but here's the thing. I never ate strawberries like purposely, right? 659 00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:17,440 Like well strawberry jelly, but strawberry jelly has sugar and all this fucking preservatives 660 00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:23,520 So I wouldn't be allergic to that but I kept breaking out on hives everywhere because I guess I was eating pineapple 661 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000 But um, I didn't realize that 662 00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:33,280 Um until I got the allergy test and I was never allergic to our I'm sorry to pineapples before that 663 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:37,360 So my thing is this I'm like, what is um the usda? 664 00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:44,400 Yeah, the usda like what are they putting or what are they pumping into these fucking pineapples that I'm allergic to 665 00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,400 Yeah 666 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:48,880 And I have not bought 667 00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:50,560 um 668 00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:56,320 What's it called organic pineapples just to test it because it's too much work to fucking like 669 00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:00,960 Look, have you ever like you've chopped up a pineapple and got rid of everything? 670 00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:04,880 It's a fucking pain in the ass. So I'm like, you know what? I'm killing pineapples all together 671 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:12,720 I'm going to Maui next week. Let's go Islander. I fucking I chop up pineapples fucking mangoes fucking everything 672 00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:16,320 I fucking love mangoes. I am so glad I am not allergic to mangoes 673 00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,040 I think I would die 674 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:20,480 Fuck 675 00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:26,080 Dude, if you're a glitch just a pineapple, you know dole this is fucking rocking my fucking 676 00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,040 island and 677 00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,680 But here's the thing also I don't mean to cut you off 678 00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:34,640 but so I I've been I picked up in the summertime because I'm like 679 00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:41,200 Once a year, I'm like I want pineapples and I will just like deal with the fucking hives and fucking just um 680 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:45,040 Take the benadryl and I'm like, well, let me try this pineapple juice, right? 681 00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:48,640 Because I I started I picked up a 14 pack of pineapple juice 682 00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:51,600 And I'm like, I don't break out knives 683 00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:56,320 Which is weird and I look at the ingredients it's it says it's pineapple juice and like two other ingredients 684 00:51:56,320 --> 00:52:01,920 I'm like, oh the the other two ingredients. Um, I guess counteract whatever's in the pineapple juice 685 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,320 Or is this really pineapple juice by dole? 686 00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:06,960 two questions 687 00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:10,400 I don't break out in hives and I don't need to take benadryl and it's not a 688 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:13,760 Fucking shit show for my entire body 689 00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:17,360 Yeah, I know. I don't know 690 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:18,640 horrible 691 00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,360 Well, you know you and you 692 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,160 With your pineapple 693 00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,080 And me and me 694 00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:28,080 With my shellfish 695 00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:35,680 Shellfish like seriously. I've been fucking my whole family or like you're not a fucking real islander 696 00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:37,680 I 697 00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:46,320 But I've lived on the island. I swear I swear I swam and I fucking had a fucking longboard 698 00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:52,240 There you go because sure girl I had a longboard and a shortboard longboard 699 00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:56,400 That's easy once you fucking learn it. The shortboard is a lot of fucking work 700 00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:01,040 I finally got up on that thing once and then after that I'm like, I'm selling this on craigslist 701 00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:03,120 Yeah, what was that fucking work? I was like 702 00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:10,880 I'm trying to be fucking shortboard. I can fucking do this. I can fucking ride waves all day way too much work 703 00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:13,920 Are you there? 704 00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:17,680 I'm a little more fucking. I'm sorry. I was drinking. That's okay. I'm like, do you go clink clinking? 705 00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:20,400 That's okay clink clink bitch 706 00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:29,920 There you go. Um, I do you have rants or raves? I don't really have any 707 00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:32,080 I don't I think we're kind of rants 708 00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:34,080 We kind of faded out with that 709 00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:37,600 We are like just like bad. I don't know 710 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,080 I have 711 00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:42,080 Oh go ahead. I I don't 712 00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:44,560 I don't have any rants 713 00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:49,920 Well, I have well, I don't have any rants. I guess which is good. I have a rave. Oh 714 00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:51,520 What is that? 715 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:56,400 It's well, you'll probably think it's funny. I don't know if anybody else will but at work 716 00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:59,920 So I'm off next week, right? Obviously since I'm not gonna be there 717 00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:06,080 And um, they're like, um, so it's me and this other girl that we cover for each other like AJ 718 00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:10,240 Medusa's off at work next week. She's like, yeah, I already know that she's like 719 00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:15,120 They're like, we're gonna need you to um step it up a notch and she's like, excuse me 720 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:21,920 And they're like, yeah, you're gonna have to step it up a notch when it comes to cursing because clearly 721 00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:29,440 Medusa like is top rank and she's like, oh god damn you guys. I fucking got that covered. Okay? 722 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,600 So I'm like, okay 723 00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:36,000 She's covering your 724 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:44,240 Fucking my my cursing and kicking the printer the mfd the multifunction device that never fucking prints or scans when it needs to 725 00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:47,920 Boom 726 00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:53,120 When someone's like, whoop whoop. I was like, whoop whoop 727 00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,920 You fucking old ass motherfuckers whoop. That's right 728 00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:04,320 Okay, so I guess we can end this 729 00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:11,360 Yes, yeah, I guess but we have to like I thank everybody for listening to us 730 00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:17,760 Yeah, you know what I thank you guys too and um my raiders play tonight and oh 731 00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:24,720 Wait, wait, wait, wait before we end this we gotta understand that the chargers 732 00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:27,440 one 733 00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:33,040 We are second plan you guys are playing right now. Mm-hmm. I know that's why I'm gonna hang up 734 00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:45,280 I love you so much. I love you too bestie and um, so we will end this and I will FaceTime you yep 735 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:50,560 Okay, but and by FaceTime. I mean give me 10 minutes. I need a point for sure, but I'm all right 736 00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:57,280 All our listeners. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you and sue if you're listening. We love you the most 737 00:55:57,280 --> 00:56:03,120 First show that's right sue. All right. We out. Bye. Bye