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What up everybody Baruch Medusa here. Hey really quick I have a new book only

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fans funds and it drops this Friday October 27th on Amazon. It will be

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available in paperback and Kindle. It is erotic poetry. It is an erotic story. It

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is an explicit story about content creator Alexandrite and how she reacts

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over her influence over her newfound freedom how she reacts over her new

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found subscribers. It is how she reacts over herself being turned on by having an

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only fans account. Check it out. Link is in the show notes and now let's get on to

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the episode.

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Alright are you happy or sad? Which way? Oh I guess. Oh you're happy and you are?

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I'm on a bullet. I guess I'm happy. Oh I'm always happy bitch. I am Baruch Medusa.

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This is Top Show Hi-Shanks and we clink clinkin bitches.

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Good day bestie. Good day. Oh a little under the weather. Girl my back okay my

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back is good but then I fucking like oh you know what let me just go work out

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today and get leg day in yeah no just like whatever the fuck so I'm gonna

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get in here on the heating pad on my third shot of tequila. I'm afraid if I'm yelling I'm already drunk.

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Oh nice I was that was my plan but then I woke up and I couldn't breathe. You sound

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sick. I know there's like damn it I guess it's peppermint tea and vodka. That's my

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girl right there clink clink. Okay so yeah okay so if you're doing my night

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time cap I'm doing obviously Don Julio 70 and then my cherry crystal light with

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vodka. Yum. So yeah I'm waiting for the liquor

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started open because I'm thinking hot toddy sounds pretty good right about now.

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That'll help a lot for your sinuses. Yeah I'm just like take that with a

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Benadryl. Yeah for sure. And hey really quick to our listeners Sue if you're

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listening I emailed you back and we would like to have you on our podcast

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please check your email and reply. Yes Sue you are hilarious. Your story needs to be

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told out loud by you and not by me and Pomona Bullets so we're hoping you will

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say yes to joining us. Clink clink clink clink. Okay so moving right along did you

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get sick from work then or did you work yesterday or no I didn't I didn't work

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yesterday thank god but no I think it's just it's just about that time it's that

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season. Okay and I'm like great usually I'm pretty good at not getting sick but

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yeah just that little head cold congestion crap. Right so when are you

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supposed to be working three Saturdays in a row then? Starting tomorrow. Okay

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that's why I didn't really bug you yesterday I'm like she's probably working.

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Yeah Saturday off. No my my three weeks of hell start tomorrow. All right well I

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guess it's hell camp or what boot camp. Hell week whatever the fuck it's called.

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Hell week for three weeks in a row. Yes so yesterday I was gonna text you if that

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you were working guess where I passed by I passed by our favorite hang spot

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Chili's in Laverne. I had to hit the Michaels and there's a Michaels I guess

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across the way because that's where Google Maps took me but I'm like oh

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there's Chili's there's our favorite hang time. Can't believe it's still there. I can't believe it's still open either and that

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movie theater is still there too. Wow right huh interesting. I miss those days

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with you with the just the bar area. That's ridiculous. That was our spot. Yes and

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speaking of spots I have a spot on my forehead and by forehead my forehead is

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big as you're aware or as you've seen and I woke up I think it was on Thursday I

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guess I had a bite I'm assuming it's a mosquito bite the mosquitoes are gone

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but I have a mosquito bite that's or some kind of bug bite on my forehead

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that's just off center to the left. My forehead looks like Quasimodo's back.

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No and I'm just like you know what I don't even fucking care I'm gonna wear

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this hunchback a Notre Dame on my forehead proudly just fucking stop

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itches so fucking bad I'm like how long whatever the fuck I look ridiculous.

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We're a hat we're beanie we're hot whatever right it's just like it just itches I'm like I

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hate those and I know you know you're not supposed to scratch them so I get my

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nail and I'll put like an X mark on it on the same way because it was hot last

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week so it's supposed to cool off I guess starting this week but when I get

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overheated when I heat up and if I have a bite or whatever it just really gets

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inflamed and just starts itching so fucking bad I don't know about you but

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that's I'm a weirdo I guess when it comes to my body or whatever but I was

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just like that's ever since then it started just like becoming really

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swollen I'm just like please go down. Oh I know those are the worst.

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Those are the worst. I had some ink on it my wrist that tattoo on my wrist on the left hand.

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Right. I had some orange ink in there that I don't know if it every once in a

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while it would just get like inflamed and it would itch like if I was having

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some type of you know action or something I don't know. That was probably

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not like long after you got it done right. Yeah okay I'm the same way with um I

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don't know what it is with red ink but I know red ink I I want to say red ink

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does that because when I get hot or if it's hot outside and I start overheating

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the red ink on my arms or my I guess in my in the cat the cat on my by my

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shoulder yeah that shit just starts fucking itching and these tattoo or that

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tattoo is at least 15 years old and it gets like all it gets all raised. Yes

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that's what yeah to my wrist and it wouldn't be all the time and I can't

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really pinpoint why it's just sometimes like in the summer and I wake up and I'm

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hot and yeah my blankets and it just starts itching and just the orange would

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just raise up a little bit not yeah but it's like a motherfucker and then it would

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go down but right I remember I want to say was one of my tattoo guys that told

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me that the red ink or I guess maybe the orange ink too I don't know for some

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reason it does that so like maybe it's just toxic yeah cancer and all of my

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tattoo I'm slowly dying make me die faster please and thank you

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yeah speaking of that though I was listening to a radio station here in

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Oregon and these guys are talking about like tattoos of the future and stuff and

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I already knew or heard that there was like that glow-in-the-dark ink oh yeah

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yeah yeah you and you you don't see the tattoo unless you're under like a black

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light or whatnot and then I heard of like the disappearing ink which I don't

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think that's future of the tattoo that would remind me of like the henna that

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you can get the henna tattoos oh yeah or you just paint it on so I don't I don't

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know but the disappearing ink you can have one year four or five year just

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depends and then it just gradually disappears like I don't know I don't

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really I guess they would just draw it on you so I don't and then the they were

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talking about these little like micro needles that I guess some French and

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Ventura converted it one of those 3d printers into a tattoo like a what yes

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yes and so you know how those 3d printers are so precise and like we were

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talking yeah yeah so it will you can put your arm and it'll whatever F and

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picture you want they said it's faster it's it's more that's less painless than

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an original like but it's permanent yeah you know I still cannot wrap my head

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around 3d printers right around those things just like I cannot wrap my head

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around that I can wrap my head around artificial intelligence all day long but

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when it comes to 3d printers I'm like what the fuck bro yeah like how I don't

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know yeah it's amazing and so cool I didn't know that yeah so they're same

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but I was thinking like well I mean I guess it's just the beginning because

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it's just gonna be able to do an arm or a sleeve I guess other than that you

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can't you can't get it on your back or your chest and you would have to look

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like a big portal like we're getting a cat scan right how are you gonna get

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your chest done or your back or something like that but it excuse me I guess

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it's just the beginning I don't know I really haven't seen any videos online or

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heard about it till the other day I was listening to the radio it's like that's

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crazy huh and speaking of I know you're not on Instagram but I'm gonna send you

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I started following this one tattoo guy I want to say he's in fucking Las Vegas

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but his work is so fucking phenomenal wow he does like um like if like how I

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guess not Robocop what the fuck is like how the Terminator would look he just

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frame it's not verbatim right so just pretend it's the Terminator but he

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tattooed it on this guy's body and when this guy moves his like he tattooed his

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back right to make it look like a robot with a spine anytime he would move like

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it looked like it's so it looks so fucking real and I don't know his name we

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can talk about it I guess maybe next podcast but you will be blown away it's

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just I can't believe how far tattoos have come since since Jerry sailor sailor

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Jerry yeah wow you just like well I do still have some canvas left

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but I'm too right all fuck yeah and I'm like I used to I mean I used to have a

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high threshold when it came to pain and I was just like yeah I don't know not

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anymore not for cat I'm just tired not for tattoos yeah right

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oh wow oh so I'm before I forget because I've been trying to write my notes and

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everything for the podcast but I was going to tell you I wanted to tell you

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Friday after work but I said I better save it for the podcast I'm gonna ask

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you there's this word and I thought it meant something different so you know

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how we're trying to accept compliments when we let's talk about compliments

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later or not later but remind me I have a compliment to give you art to give you

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I guess and to tell you about to just remind me because I'll forget okay yeah

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it'll probably like dovetail right after what I say so I have this young

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assistant store manager and I would say I would guess he's 23 24 okay and so it

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was laundry day or laundry it was gonna be a laundry weekend for me I didn't

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have just my normal just jeans and put my vans on and just go to work gear I so I

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was like and it was pretty cold so I just decided I wore like a turtleneck

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little sweater some jeans and I decided to wear boots and kind of go over your

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jeans oh yeah and of course I put on my Invicta watch of course yeah and I got

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my hair done so my hair was actually still looking on fleek because I got it

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done on Thursday and I woke up put a brush through it I was like yep wait did

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did you go back to your normal color oh yeah oh you did okay I did I told her I

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couldn't do the whole I'm not ready to embrace the gray like that like no no

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thank you I'm like fuck this I pay over $400 like now hi gray I don't care if I

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have to come in every four to six weeks like I'm switching it up that's what I

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do babe I'm not going out like that yet so how does a co-worker of mine he's

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like wow you look really good today he's all bougie what and I he said you're all

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bougie yes and so I stopped and I said bougie and what is your definition of

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bougie just what what do you think if somebody said oh look at all bougie

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today you take like fancy and like I guess not well-kept but like yeah like

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you're like what's the word I'm looking for I guess not fancy but like and not

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well-kept but you make sure like you're on I guess on fleek I don't know what

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the proper term is right but like it's kind of like on another level of kind of

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like right novice like yeah I guess like better all your shit together I guess

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it's Pomona bullets appreciation day I don't know when I get all my shit done

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on the same day I'm like it's appreciation day yeah yeah I so I took it as

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bougie like what the fuck I'm not bougie it just happened that I just got my

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hair done and it's actually laundry day so I had to I was forced to wear clothes

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because you dress fans I see what you're saying because you know okay so and then

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what did what was your reply to that was being sarcastic or well that's what I so

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immediately I thought bougie I'm not fucking bougie I'm thinking in my head

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and I just looked at him I said bougie he's all relax he's all that's a

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compliment I said no it's not that is not a compliment

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well I guess I wouldn't know how to take that either so yeah and I bet older but

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I'm like boo yeah no because bougie I guess for for our generation we were

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like like like you're very high maintenance yeah that's how I are that's

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that's the word is high I guess high maintenance is that or how would you

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describe it yeah I thought it was well that's what I thought just somebody who's

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high maintenance somebody who would never I don't know lives in a trailer park

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but drinks their tea with their pinky finger up like

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I'm doing that right now I mean and I do drink I drink my tea like that too only because my pinkies broke it

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thanks Jay so I was just like I don't know I don't take it as a compliment he's

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like no it is a compliment he's like so my girl he's all she's bougie I wouldn't

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have it any other way she I was like all right kid and so it had me thinking

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I'm like well fuck this whole time I'm thinking bougie I'm trying to use it as a

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put down when I was like oh that bougie has bitch yeah fuck her I'm using it as

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put down well I guess you're bougie so you can't say that anymore unless you're

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putting yourself down yeah so I I immediately went to urban dictionary and

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there's there's quite a bit of urban dictionary define bougie as they well

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the first definition said it's people pretending to or think they are high

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class but they are really not or they don't realize they aren't oh I guess I'm

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bougie and I was like oh well then that's yeah that's Brooke Matusa doing her

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thing I guess I'm bougie and I never knew it and I was like okay I don't know I

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know I better spend when I don't like somebody I better stop calling them

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bougie just like oh she's a snob

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she's a snob she's bougie she's Megan the stallion right I don't know yeah okay so I

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guess my compliment I think it's a compliment I think you would think it

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is a compliment and I'm like you know what maybe it's just because I just my

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thought process is the opposite of everybody's thought process yeah so

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remember on Friday so on Friday but it was everybody who's listening on Friday

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I worked six to two thirty Pomona Bullets works seven to four whatever

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year you work seven to four on Friday yes okay so I don't know what time I

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texted you I think it was like around seven thirty I'm like hey guess what TGIF

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whatever my normal verbiage is and I'm like by the way I brought in my hot

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peppermint tea with vodka and I'm fucking sitting nice and pretty at work

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typing away and what does Pomona Bullets say? I have Tito's in my fucking cup too

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and I'm gonna drink it on my lunch and I like fish that's what I'm talking about

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right where I'm going and that's the first time I've done it for this job now

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normally I do that I used to do it all the time when I worked in downtown LA

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because I hated my fucking job but I hear it where I work at now I fucking love

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my job and the meeting that I host got canceled because everybody was gone so

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I'm like you know what I'm gonna walk in with fucking vodka today I don't give a

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fuck so I talked to my boy from Long Beach he's like hey what's going on happy

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Friday I'm like happy Friday I'm sitting at work you know like what I told you I'm

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like I got my hot peppermint tea and vodka I'm trying to just take it chill

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today and wait till 2 30 get my work done and like bounce out and he's like

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Madissa I just need to let you know I fucking love the fuck out of you and

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you are my spirit animal you know what I'll take that as a compliment I think

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you would take that as a compliment I sure fucking would

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you know what you should be drinking at work well you know what I'm not

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operating a forklift I'm not driving a city vehicle I'm sitting at my desk and

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I'm fucking like downloading pictures and looking at blueprints all day long so

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guess what I'm gonna drink my vodka and chill the fuck out

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yeah for sure and I love that see this is why we get along or I guess why we're

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besties because you would accept that as a compliment to those are the

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compliments I'm like you know what that's a compliment everybody else be like

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no you're an alcoholic I'm like oh really I'm not yeah it's like an alcoholic

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that pays its bills be responsible be damn spirit animal well yeah I would

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tell you this compliment thank you that's what I thought and that's why you're

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my fucking bitch yes clink clink clink clink okay really quick since you're a

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homeowner um do you have your sprinklers are they automatic yes okay so I'm gonna

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ask do you know what time they go off um I don't here's the funny part they've

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never been on because it rained so much here okay well you know what by default

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you're great then okay because it rained so much so perfect for you so here's

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where I'm going with this I had an observation because I walked Fenway like

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a 4 a.m. is the first time I walk or so because she has to go to the bathroom

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hi I'm walking down the street and why do I have two neighbors that they're

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automatically they're automatic sprinklers are going off at 4 a.m. which is

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fine mm-hmm are they watering the grass no they're watering the fucking street

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okay now did I knock on their door to tell them that it's watering the street

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and not the fucking grass of course I did not people yeah fucking care I don't

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own a house so maybe if you I'm just this is a PSA to homeowners if you have

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automatic sprinklers maybe you should like check out what they're actually

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watering because you're either wasting water or you're just washing the street

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yeah for sure and you know what honestly when I had the house the Kingsley house

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yes they I had automatic sprinklers and kids would actually turn the little

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head so it would deliberately wet the street and the side when I would realize

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that shit I was like you know I lived right across the street from the

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elementary school like motherfuckers these motherfuckers like gosh dang it

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brats how long did you live in that house for oh about 10 years wow okay I

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still can't believe my brother told you not to listen to me I'm fucking stupid

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and we ended up being best friends my brother knows absolutely zero about his

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sister I mean you were a little bracing when I very first met you yeah and then

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I was like yeah and then we just go along like two peas in a pod ever since

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we karaokeed yeah yeah it was over you know what I was listening to and I

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fuck I'm sure you love rage against the machine yes I listen to them like at

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least three times a week so when I was listening to them I think it was on

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Thursday Thursday I was listening to them when I was working out and I'm just

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like this would be their entire fucking third entire discography would be great

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if we for me and Pomona bullets to karaoke to you because all exact

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Delaroca does is yell and rap into the fucking mic and that's what we're good

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for yeah that's the only thing we're good for that's right bitch some of them that

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the same the book

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in the name of throw punchin in the name god damn I love you Pomona bullets

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I love you right back okay tear okay clearly I'm fucking fucked up I'm lit

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up so speaking of I know you're not on Instagram but guess what okay I'm not a

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mimosa girl simply because champagne does not it doesn't sit well with me

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there's too much sugar in or there's too much sugar in grapes or whatever and

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just gives me the worst hangover no much no matter how much water I drink or

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whatever I drink are you a mimosa girl I know if somebody offers me a free one

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I'm like sure but I'm I would not just no okay no perfect I'm this that's why I

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love you I'm the same way so where I'm going with this is in San Francisco in

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the Bay Area they well I guess everywhere there's you know the bottomless

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mimosas brunch on Saturday yeah yeah yeah so in the Bay Area there now are

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there's certain restaurants that now have a $50 vomit fee for bottomless

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mimosa drinkers because I guess they keep vomiting everywhere and I'm just

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like well you know what maybe you should like I don't know drink tequila and

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vodka crystal light for breakfast or on your brunch instead of fucking

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bottomless mimosas how about that let's start there yeah I was just like you can

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imagine having to fucking clean that shit up all the time you know what you

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know what you're probably serving the cheapest of the cheap champagne well

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of course it's fucking bottomless yeah people are just getting oh yeah no I

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wouldn't want to clean up all that orange juice and no and oh my god now I'm

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gonna be grossed out but yeah I'm like I had to let you know I was gonna send you

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that the Instagram post just so you can laugh and I'm like no I'm gonna hold this

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for Sunday oh geez well I guess I'm gonna kind of just this kind of goes hand

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in hand with my rant but I'm just gonna say it yes so I don't hardly ever it's

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it's rare that I'll do fast food if I need fast food for lunch if I don't have

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food to eat for lunch at work I usually just okay whatever I'll just get my shot

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of Tito's and drink it in my car that's my girl so but there's days where it's

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just like oh my gosh I'm so hungry yes and so it occasionally I'll go to a

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fast food place and there's like Carl's Jr. which I really hate they used to be

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so good and now they went down the drain like 15 years ago I was just like oh yeah

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it's just horrible even I mean taco smell geez every time I'm like you know

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what a couple tacos sounds pretty good right now and then I get them and it's

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just fucking gross and then it's like $13 I just wanted to fucking soft I

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can't believe how much fast food costs now it's so ridiculous yeah just like are

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you fucking kidding me like I don't know and but it's always my fault some like

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that looks good that sounds good I'm fucking hungry and then I'm disappointed

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so that's where my rant comes in because I went to Carl's Jr. and I thought to

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myself you know what I haven't had a superstar or famous star whatever it's

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called no famous star there you remember those yeah I was like I haven't had one in

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a while and I remember them being not so bad and I'm just gonna order one so I

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order one I say minus the catch up and minus the onions because I'm working and

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I don't need onion breath right so I'm kind of excited they give me my burger I

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go back to the parking lot of my work and I open up the burger I take a bite and

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it tastes pretty good okay as I'm chewing I bite into something like what

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the fuck is that and I pull out a little plastic clip like like from the

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fuck from the bread like you know how your bread has that little colored clip

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yeah yeah it was in my fucking burger and I had to put it out of my mouth I

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was like what the fuck and I actually bit it so I broke it up I was like so I

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spit all of it out oh no yeah oh no you and I'm glad you didn't crack your tooth

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yeah I was like what the fuck is this and I was upset but was I so upset where

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I was gonna drive back and say um I need a new burger because a I don't need a new

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burger from your fucking sturdy shitty fucking store no you do not and I don't

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care you can have my fucking five dollars and I'll just call it a loss like

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but my round is I was so fucking hungry no no I'm sorry to hear that yeah I'm

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sure you were pissed cuz and and then on top of that you waste your your lunch

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time or the minutes I'm all about you when you waste my fucking time that's

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when I fucking go off so I'm sure you were fucking I rate but okay so just

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back to what I was saying when you're hungry and all this and that but this is

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a thing I just took a step back and I started thinking maybe it's like what the

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fuck Pomona bullets the other like maybe less than a fucking month ago I got

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myself a Caesar salad from this little restaurant here in town and I was hungry

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I even added the chicken and whatever I'm eating it and there's a fucking button

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in it in the salad

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this is like how big was the button it was a little button kind of look like a

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button that would come off like your the wrist of like a button-up shirt you know

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the little but okay yeah yeah there's a motherfucking button but thank god I didn't

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eat that one I just saw I was like what is that like I thought I thought it was

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pepper it was a black button okay I guess you're not supposed to eat out

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anymore that's what I'm kind of that's why I'm going with this like I it's a

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sign because first time shame on them second time shame on you yeah if I

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mean it's a different location it's a different spot and a different restaurant

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all together yeah and but there's nothing worse than finding a fucking hair

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when you're eating something and you're like what the hell that was another

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thing I bought pizza and I was trying to pull off they put way too much

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sausage I don't like sausage on pizza but I got one of those combination

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pizzas and I didn't tell them minus the fucking rabbit turds but

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sausage is rabbit turds people yes they're fucking little rabbit turds I

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hate them I don't I don't know so I was trying to pull off some sausage from my

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slice of pizza and I get one to pull off and what happens a big fucking hair

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that is just comes up with it and it just goes straight across my pizza

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through the cheese lifting up everything look like a tripwire and I was just

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this is why I so love you and that you want to be on or that we decided to do

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the podcast together because you're so fucking hilarious

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thank you tripwire there's a tripwire hair pizza that's like the fuck

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hair or a puke no the hair it was wrong okay you know that would be a legit

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fucking tripwire yeah okay sorry anyway proceed okay so no that's just that's

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just it I just it seems like in the past three months I've had nothing but fails

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when it comes to eating out okay yeah I guess if you want something done right

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you got to do it yourself with me which means I got a fucking cook myself right

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I'm like I was gonna eat takeout yesterday and then I asked him when I

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was when I was that I went to Michaels to get to get some stuff professionally

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framed and by the way getting professionally framed I guess custom

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framed is really fucking expensive I know it is I thought they were fucking

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joking okay so Baruch Medusa the evolution of Baruch Medusa anyways the

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guy that I had that I met on my space and I haven't met him but I've talked to

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him like since my space days he did all my tattoo looted kitten artwork hi so I

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still talked to him he's a tattoo guy so I had him draw my Baruch Medusa thing

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back in 2020 so I'm like I'm going through all my shit I'm like oh I still

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haven't framed this I'm gonna go get it framed at fucking Michaels so I find a

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fucking frame I'm like let's do this they're like it's not gonna sit well do

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you want custom I'm like yeah sure let's do custom because you know I'm rock

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star status now yeah fuck I have to be I have to be in my rockstar mode if I'm

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gonna be actually a rockstar promoter bullets that's why he called you rock

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star because we're about to be platinum bitch fuck yeah anyways so I'm like yeah

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let's do fucking let's do the custom blah blah blah and I'm like I wanted

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exactly like this frame but I guess whatever you're fucking telling me you

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need to fucking do because it's not gonna sit in this fucking stock frame so

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like yeah so they're like it's 279 I'm like $279 they're like yeah and I'm

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like is there a discount because I had a coupon they have coupon QR codes all

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over the place they're like yeah but that's not for custom but but I got you

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the discount I got you 524 for the discount so I'm like $5.24

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huh okay I'm like fuck it let's do it rockstar mode right yeah I look at the

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receipt the custom for the thing that I want was originally 824 fucking dollars

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they took $524 off and I'm like is this fucking for legit for real and they're

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like yeah and I'm like well fuck it let's do it

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I'm like I gotta be rockstar mode I'm manifesting this shit I'm like I need he

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originally drew it or like painted it and then I was talking to his name is

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Dwayne so I talked to him so I got it done yesterday so I talked to him Friday

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night I'm like hey my book is coming out I'm officially Baroque Medusa my

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government name is officially dead unless you're my fucking family that's

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the only people and at work like I can't be my government name anymore fuck this

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shit and he's like okay well cool I'm like are you still gonna paint me on

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canvas the Baroque Medusa what you drew and he's like yeah what do you want you

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want 16 by 20 I'm like yeah sure or he I didn't say yes sure but I'm like let me

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get back to you I'm not sure yet I'll get you on the sizing or I'll get back to

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you on the sizing and then when I he drew that the Baroque Medusa logo or

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whatever he drew it on an 8 by 10 so I'm just like this thing is like I'm like I

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don't give a fuck I'm rockstar bitch I'm like I'm like I need that on canvas so

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when he sent it to me on canvas I didn't tell him the size yet but I'm like

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what's Michael's gonna charge me to get this like professionally framed or like

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mounted on a fucking on wood sticks yeah exactly it's okay so I thought I

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would so professional framing is I guess because you said yes it's ridiculous so

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apparently it's really ridiculous I thought they were giving me a ride for

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my money or whatever oh no it's ridiculous it's fucking ridiculous and I

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just even I was going to get G units graduation picture professionally framed

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and her little tassel in like kind of just professionally framed and they're

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like you're gonna want a box frame you're gonna want this you're gonna want

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that I'm like oh yeah that looks nice they're like okay perfect and they're

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like 600 you know what yeah but I still can't believe your kids are the total

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opposite of like us so you know what you're doing you did a good fucking

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job that's a compliment obviously yes man and by the way I forgot to ask do I

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need to get her a flat iron or no no no okay cuz I haven't talked to her and I'm

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like let me talk to Pomona bullets first because I will order one if I need to

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know what she's good to go okay little shits now I told her not to tell you

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this but I texted her I think it was on Tuesday or not texted her Wednesday

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night cuz I know you're off on Thursday I'm like hey can you do me a big favor

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don't tell your mom but you need a fucking caller or texture and tell her

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that you love her and miss her she has empty nest syndrome and she would really

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like to hear from you she's like auntie I am like I always text I don't know if

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she if she's I'm assuming she's telling me the truth she's like I text her like

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every net or like not every now and then but I we go back and forth on text I

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don't I don't call her when I remember to call her I'm already falling asleep

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because I'm so busy with homework and I'm just everything is like a lot of

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pressure on her so I'm like well okay as long as you're texting your mom just

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tell your texture mom tell her you love her and you miss her that's what I told

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her so hopefully she did that this week I'm not gonna text me hi well maybe that

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means I love you and I miss you

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I guess I'm gonna start doing that to you now when I say hi you're like oh

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Brooke Madusa is like hi on vodka at work all right so let me ask you this do

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you use concealer I do sometimes but I do use the bare minerals which okay it

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is like you put the concealer powder first and then like layers and then you

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put your color and then you put the veil so it's just different types of

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powders well you're better than me pomonables because I've never done that

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and let me tell you after I did my photo shoot last Friday oh god the

411
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:33,960
fucking bags under my eyes I gotta fucking all time I'm like look I I'm

412
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:38,240
gonna be 50 and when I use foundation now it just sits on top of my face

413
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:44,040
it doesn't look right so I'm like because I've only ever used drugstore makeup so I

414
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:47,920
use L'Oreal and L'Oreal used to be good for me but it doesn't work for me

415
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:53,160
anymore I guess cuz I'm fucking old whatever so I go to Ulta and then I'm

416
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:57,720
like so they sit me up with or they set me up with the Clint there's a clinic

417
00:39:57,720 --> 00:40:01,600
makeup artist there and she's always there I don't I think her name is Marlin

418
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:05,720
I want to say she was there yesterday I had to do a return anyways she's like oh

419
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:12,200
hon so I'm like I need concealer I'm sorry I need foundation but cuz I'm

420
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:17,280
fucking older I don't want it sitting on top of my face my face gets dry now it's

421
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:22,120
not oily so I don't like powder she's like okay so you need the tone the even

422
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:26,520
corrector whatever the foundation whatever the fuck right yeah and then

423
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:31,080
I'm like yeah these these bags under my eyes like whatever she's like oh hon you

424
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:41,080
need concealer I'm like oh I guess I do she does like the first concealer is

425
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:45,320
not like brightening it like it just like is like the skin tone she's like

426
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:48,280
do you like that I'm like no I still fucking have fucking bags under my eyes

427
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:51,880
or whatever the fuck it looks alright I guess dark circles whatever the fuck

428
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:57,040
it's called and so she she's like let me go up or she's like I'll go up to shades

429
00:40:57,040 --> 00:41:01,360
or whatever the fuck so she puts this fucking concealer on my fucking bags girl

430
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:10,600
oh my god I'm like I'm buying that shit real quick I look awake so much better

431
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:15,920
I'm just like man I should have fucking been here before my photo shoot I just

432
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:23,200
can't believe night and day with the fucking concealer yeah yeah

433
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:29,200
well see I bought some concealer and they kind of look like a little lipstick

434
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:33,560
thing and it comes in that tube and I'm just like it looks really thick or

435
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:36,760
whatever she's like you have to blend it in and bring it down so yeah like

436
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:42,040
matches your skin I'm just like oh my god I look so much better yes it does

437
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:48,280
miracles and then they sold me this simple science protective skin cream

438
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:54,480
stuff that you put on and it kind of like I don't know I don't know what it

439
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:58,960
I'll do it I just do it yeah and everybody says you don't look you're

440
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:02,240
Asian like well I guess the fucking cream is working thank you bear minerals

441
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:11,920
yeah and when I go cheaper I get the ageless cover girl stuff and oh okay

442
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:16,680
yeah it has like some type of like cream within the foundation I guess you

443
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:22,120
would say and it was a little I don't know like ice cream or something but you

444
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:28,880
put it on little sponge and it your skin just absorbs that shit really yeah

445
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:33,880
ageless and I didn't want to buy it because it was cover girl ageless you

446
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:38,200
see Christy Brinkley and shit I was like damn bitch that bitch still looks good

447
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:43,640
yeah I was like well I guess I'm in your club now cuz like right while isn't

448
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:49,280
gonna work here this thank you this cover girl compact isn't gonna work so

449
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:55,400
speaking of Christy Brinkley now these you know how she was in National

450
00:42:55,400 --> 00:43:02,160
Lampoon's vacation yes okay so last week why on Instagram chibi chase is 80

451
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:07,240
years old he turned 80 last week or the week before oh yeah right like

452
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:14,920
sparky griswold fucking 80 oh my god I'm just like god damn that I'm like oh I

453
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:24,480
guess that sounds right I'm gonna be 50 oh my god so fucking old yeah I fucking

454
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:32,320
loved him and all the National Lampoon oh yeah that's right that's what got me

455
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:35,960
started and you know there's I don't I don't know if you know that but there's

456
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:39,840
four so there's National Lampoon's vacation there's Chris's vacation there's

457
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:46,200
oh shit I'm sorry no so yeah Vegas right so it goes in order it's National

458
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:50,440
Lampoon's vacation when they go to Wally World yeah and then it's European

459
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:54,520
vacation I forgot about that one I fucking love that one and then it's

460
00:43:54,520 --> 00:44:02,640
Chris's vacation and then it's Vegas vacation yeah I fucking Vegas but that

461
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:09,120
one got like I guess didn't get a like a lot of I don't know likes or I don't

462
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:13,600
know what the term is or I guess buzz but I I fucking love the Vegas vacation

463
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:20,360
because the fucking Wayne Newton the damn damn tour

464
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:41,680
and then when they're doing quinoa and the guy dies god damn and let's not

465
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:54,200
forget cousin Eddie sneezing all over the fucking face oh my god okay sorry I

466
00:44:56,200 --> 00:45:04,400
need a breather yeah um yeah I guess I'm pretty much capped out I don't have

467
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:11,560
any um ranch well the ranch this week I guess I don't know do you have you said

468
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:18,440
you had a rant I didn't really want this week fast food and right but yeah I just

469
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:24,880
I've been trying to focus more on like being appreciative and what you have to

470
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:32,760
be happy about something I can rave about so let's rave about to our listener

471
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:36,480
that we got our first fan mail and even though people were like you guys fucking

472
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:40,440
suck you know what Sue you made our fucking day that email was long and

473
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:44,680
lengthy and we fucking loved it I just assumed it was spam mail because there

474
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:53,040
was a picture of a dick attack you know what let me scroll up to the I don't know

475
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:56,960
why my Google mail like like automatically went down to the fucking dick

476
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:05,080
pic but I was like what the fuck is going on that's why when I sent you that what I I forward you the email and I'm like when I texted you I'm

477
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:09,400
like there's a fucking egg or what the eggplant picture I'm yeah whatever the

478
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:13,400
the emoticum emojis I sent you but I'm like I swear to God it's a legit fucking

479
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:18,280
email I don't know why it showed up that dick pic but I was just like clearly

480
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:27,720
that's not a 10 that's a five I would point five

481
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:36,720
but if you're listening please look at your email Pomona bullets and I would

482
00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:40,040
love to hear your response and hopefully you want to show up on our podcast

483
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:52,400
yes story is classic great um rant I don't really have any rant I guess I'm

484
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:59,080
trying well I guess I do have rance but it's the same I fucking hate people my

485
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:03,080
back hurts and that's probably because I'm not letting it heal I guess I have

486
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:08,560
your shoulder my shoulder is feeling better okay good which is nice but then

487
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:14,200
it's like now my calf is hurting

488
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:19,560
I pull a hamstring or something like I don't know doing yoga at that right

489
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:29,800
corn position but you know I do oh I do have a fucking rant um yes so when you

490
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:36,600
see an elderly person needing some sort of assistance whether it be an a little

491
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:41,040
lady who's trying to grab something from a shelf that she can't quite reach do

492
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:47,320
you just walk by or do you offer assistance um I would offer and remind

493
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:50,440
me when you're done with your part remind me to tell you about my brother

494
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:54,200
when he was growing up because it's the total opposite but anyways go ahead okay

495
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:59,560
so you would offer assistance right yeah okay so I'm going to the liquor store and

496
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:03,800
I park right in front of the liquor store and I see this elderly lady and

497
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:08,280
there's people sitting at the little tables in front of the Frozone the

498
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:12,880
frozen yogurt place and okay there's people just walking on the sidewalks

499
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:18,560
going to the grocery store this and that there's traffic people and this lady

500
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:25,000
she's like I said elderly she has her bag of groceries and she has two gallons

501
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:28,680
of milk and she keeps stopping she's like oh and she puts the gallons of milk

502
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:33,000
on the floor she's all she tries to pick them up and you see her shaking and

503
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:38,280
she's like oh and then I get out of my car and I said and people are just

504
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:42,760
looking at her and just walking past her and just looking at her I asked her I

505
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:46,120
said would you like some help with that she goes yes I just need to go to my

506
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:52,560
car it's the red truck which was legit for parking spaces next to me okay and

507
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:57,360
so I was like okay so I grabbed the two gallons of milk and she's like thank you

508
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:03,760
you're a savior you're an angel and she's like I didn't realize how heavy these

509
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:09,240
gallons of milk are and I go yeah they can get pretty heavy and she tries to

510
00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:15,920
give me a dollar and take this for your for your time and your help and I'm

511
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:20,000
thinking to myself I'm just going to the fucking liquor store

512
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:25,880
hey that dollar is a scratcher yeah and she saw please take it hun and she goes

513
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:30,680
and let it help you buy whatever you're gonna buy in that liquor store I said okay

514
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:37,760
I took it but I felt bad so it's like I was really genuinely just trying to help

515
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:41,840
right I was just trying to help but then she would have been picked well obviously

516
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:45,720
I know from experience and I'm sure you do if you don't take that dollar they

517
00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:50,320
get pissed off more they feel bad so and it's only a fucking dollar even though

518
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:55,320
it's probably not a lot yeah that is a lot of them but you know what I mean

519
00:49:55,320 --> 00:50:01,600
yeah I just needed help so yeah anyways go ahead I'm sorry but I felt so bad for

520
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:06,320
taking the dollar but then I was like well I did help her out and everybody's

521
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:15,960
just walking past her men included it's like where's the shivering it's so sad

522
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:22,640
and then earlier that day after I got my hair done I decided to go and buy myself

523
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:27,840
a couple tall cans okay there's this guy in front of me looks like he just got

524
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:34,080
off work probably him and his buddies I don't know he's buying to like that

525
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:41,400
skull or Copenhagen tobacco that the guys oh yeah okay yeah he's buying that

526
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:46,120
and the gals like you got to redo your card it's not reading and so he's doing

527
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:51,440
his card again like it's not reading and it's taking forever I'm just like bitch

528
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:56,640
I just want my fucking boo exactly and then she opens up another register she's

529
00:50:56,640 --> 00:51:00,720
like you can I'll get you over here and then he's like are you is it good now

530
00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:05,840
she's like yeah you're good so he leaves he opened I see him opening up he puts a

531
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:14,400
big chunk of chew in his mouth and she goes looks at the little card reader

532
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:17,800
and she's all oh wait I'm so sorry hunn give me a second his card wasn't

533
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:23,680
approved so she runs out Jesus Christ and I was like oh god so she runs out

534
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:28,400
because it's a gas station slash little convenience store place right she runs

535
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:31,600
out to get him he comes back and she goes you need to try the card again so

536
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:35,280
she's all get hell no I don't got in my car I'm like you were to tell me it was

537
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:40,120
good I'm fucking over this shit yeah and she's like okay she saw you have

538
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:44,480
insufficient funds and he's like oh damn she's all and he's all really like I

539
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:49,400
just got paid yesterday and and she's all no it says insufficient funds I'm

540
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:53,800
sorry she'll give me back the chew he's all including what's in your mouth yeah

541
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:57,360
and he's all I already opened it and she's like it doesn't matter give it back

542
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:02,320
and he's like well hold on and so he's going in his pocket and he has like

543
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:08,080
three dollars and I guess the total of it was like five dollars and I'm just

544
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:12,680
standing waiting for her to ring up my two tall boys I can get the fuck out of

545
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:18,480
there and she's like nope just give it back and he's like okay so he gets back

546
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:23,240
to her right and I'm like don't do it don't do it Pomona bullets don't do it

547
00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:26,760
and then you're like I'm gonna pay for this get out of my face yeah and I was

548
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:30,480
like you know I could just put it on my tab like exactly because you're wasting

549
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:35,320
my fucking time and then the guy's like oh no no no no please please don't I was

550
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:38,520
like you already opened it and I was like it's like five fucking dollars like

551
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:44,520
put it on my tab and he's like are you sure oh man god what are you gonna do

552
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:47,760
you have insufficient funds what are you gonna do like how are you gonna pay me

553
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:52,880
back just fucking go bitch yeah just go and then the ladies all you better take

554
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:56,800
her offer cuz I'm just gonna throw it in the trash anyways

555
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:04,320
he's like okay he's like thank you god bless oh yeah god bless yeah go chew away

556
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:11,040
you get gum disease alone go check your account

557
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:17,040
shit okay well I'm so glad you're a helpful person I was like trying to pay

558
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:21,720
it forward I'm like well you know maybe next time somebody's gonna help me out

559
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:27,720
that'll help you so my when you said elderly that reminded me my bro when my

560
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:31,080
brother was probably when we were in high school I want to say we were in high

561
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:35,400
school or possibly like just right out of high school so by my house there's a

562
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:39,080
lot of L I guess there was an elderly person crossing the street and my

563
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:43,560
brother at the time he had like he looked like a cholo with his long hair on

564
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:48,240
the top it would be I guess gelled back do you know I'm talking about yeah and

565
00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:53,160
shaved on the sides so this lady because my brother's a gentleman even though he's

566
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:59,160
an asshole like me she's trying to get across the street I wasn't in the car

567
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:04,600
he's telling me the story and he's in his low rider fucking Mazda B 2200 fucking

568
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:09,040
red truck whatever the fuck it was and so she's trying to get the cross the

569
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:13,840
street he he's at the stop sign waiting for her but like there's it was kind of

570
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:20,200
busy I want to say so he gets out of his car and he helps her he's trying to help

571
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:23,960
her across the street this fucking old lady thinks because I guess he looks like

572
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:32,640
a cholo that he she I guess my brother was trying to rob her I just remember

573
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:36,080
my brother came home so fucking angry like he's fucking telling me this like

574
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:41,840
bitch I'm trying to help you across the street and I'm like that's the brother I

575
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:48,040
know hitting in with her yeah he thought that he was trying to fucking Jack she

576
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:50,920
thought that he was trying to fucking Jack her and he's like fucking I'm gonna

577
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:55,040
get back in my car and I'm just like you know what you can only do good for so

578
00:54:55,040 --> 00:55:01,560
many fucking people fuck may she I hope she got ran over

579
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:07,560
she trips fuck man what the fuck he was so irate and I'm just like you know what

580
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:12,360
that's what happens when you judge a book by its cover I know and famous

581
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:17,240
words from my dad he's like if it looks like a duck and it walks like a quack

582
00:55:17,240 --> 00:55:26,440
like a duck it's a fucking duck and I'm all stop it they're just Nike Cortez and

583
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:35,120
I just like my eyebrows I fucking love you I could never like Nike Cortez are

584
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:38,640
not comfortable I could never get into Nike Cortez they were just so not

585
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:43,320
comfortable to me but you know what God bless my daughter because she was on the

586
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:46,920
tennis team in high school and that's all she wore I guess she's trying to be

587
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:52,520
fashionable like these are the most and you're on the tennis court yeah I want

588
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:56,440
Nike Cortez I'm like the leather ones and I'm like okay those are really not

589
00:55:56,440 --> 00:56:01,800
because they're super extra tight yeah she wanted she wanted the fucking Nike

590
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:05,960
Cortez and I'm like okay well I guess you are no she

591
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:21,280
excuse me fuck all right so I guess we are good for this week I think so yeah I

592
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:25,520
don't have trash or cash trash will be my fucking back and that I keep re-injuring

593
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:30,200
it because I won't let it heal I don't know yeah that sucks well at least you

594
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:34,640
bought a new heating pad right oh yeah and I'm sitting on it right now sipping

595
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:44,080
on vodka and tequila yes yeah that's right you have any trash or cash or I I

596
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:49,360
mean I have a couple but I was thinking I'm like I could do like a Halloween

597
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:55,440
theme I was just kind of doing different candies which one I'm not a big

598
00:56:55,440 --> 00:57:00,760
candy person I used to be but not if you're gonna ask me candy corn that

599
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:06,480
shit I will like no I am not a that shit is fucking true it's not that candy

600
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:10,440
corn is below trash I don't even know what it is but you know it's even like

601
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:14,960
to see rolls are even oh my you know what I can't believe I used to eat both of

602
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:20,600
those things like you know what oh god oh now my stomach hurts yeah I'm like and

603
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:24,160
my teeth I'm like I can't believe I didn't break my teeth eating fucking tootsie

604
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:32,200
rolls yeah and I can't believe I ate those flavored tootsie rolls too but no yeah

605
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:41,360
strawberry blueberry the tootsie pops yeah yeah fuck man tootsie pops god those

606
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:48,080
are gross so I would have bloated oh I forgot about I can't believe I used to

607
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:54,320
eat those too you know no I do approve of I'm Jolly Ranchers those the sticks oh

608
00:57:54,320 --> 00:58:00,800
yeah those are good and you know what I approve of those caramel apple lollipop

609
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:06,320
it's just like a sour apple and then it has I've never had that yeah those are

610
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:11,400
pretty good I mean I I won't go and buy a bag of them but if I'm rating right kids

611
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:21,160
Halloween basket like I see what I'm like yes or I take all their nerds oh I forgot

612
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:26,880
about you know what I like used to like was pop rocks oh yes but you know what I

613
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:33,800
was at the Dollar Tree here in town and they have a shit ton of assortment of

614
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:41,560
pop rocks huh I was like huh I should I forgot about oh man you're bringing back

615
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:45,760
so many memories of fucking candy and you know what I used to fucking love now

616
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:49,680
and later but I can't believe that that is just that's the equivalent of fucking

617
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:54,520
tootsie rolls yeah and remember these feet some of them would be really hard

618
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:59,240
you can yeah I can't believe I didn't break my teeth yeah I can't and then I'm

619
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:04,440
dip sticks oh yeah or fun dips the fun dip

620
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:08,880
fun day yeah I can't oh that's I can't believe I used to eat that it was a

621
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:13,920
chalk stick with fucking it wasn't even fucking I would have rather dip that in

622
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:20,040
fucking Kool-Aid fucking powder for even the pixie sticks oh that's right I

623
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:23,200
remember like all my friends would snort that thinking it's cocaine I'm like you

624
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:29,200
guys are gross I never did that I never sleep you know what my cousins

625
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:36,600
in fucking New Jersey growing up they would snort Tang and I'm like yeah it's

626
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:39,840
like we're pretending we're doing cocaine I'm like you know what growing up in

627
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:43,840
the Northeast when the winters would be like they would be having snow days I

628
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:47,120
don't know about Oregon but like growing up in the Northeast that's a whole

629
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:52,680
another fucking animal yeah damn they'd be snowed in for days growing up and I

630
00:59:52,680 --> 01:00:05,000
was just like you're snorting Tang I just know no no oh gosh no snorting

631
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:09,360
Tang I just what the fuck

632
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:18,760
oh geez okay I guess we can end this thank you guys for hanging out with us

633
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:26,280
um yeah I guess we'll call it a day yes any parting words come on a bullets no

634
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:33,360
just let's go football Sunday football Sunday yes let's do that okay we will

635
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:49,600
see you guys next week alright hey hey bye