1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,620 Clank, clank, drink, drink, bank, bank. 2 00:00:03,620 --> 00:00:06,920 I'm Pomona Bullets, you are Pomona Bullets. 3 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:07,960 Oh, god damn it. 4 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:11,800 Okay, so I'm Baruch Medusa, you are Pomona Bullets. 5 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:12,680 This is Top Show. 6 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:15,600 Hi, Jinx, welcome to our podcast. 7 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:16,440 Welcome. 8 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:17,280 Oh. 9 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:22,280 Good day, Bestie. 10 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:24,800 What it do, Bestie? 11 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:28,640 Sunday week six of the NFL. 12 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,720 I know. 13 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:32,840 I've been watching some little highlights too. 14 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:34,560 I'm like, what? 15 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:37,160 Everybody has butter fingers this week. 16 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:42,160 Yeah, I'm watching Cleveland and I think it's the Seahawks. 17 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:45,000 Oh, yeah, it's Cleveland. 18 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,560 They just went back. 19 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:47,760 I'm sorry, not Cleveland. 20 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:49,560 Cincinnati, Ocho's team. 21 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:50,400 Oh, yeah, Ocho's team. 22 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:53,920 Browns and, oh yeah, Ocho, Bengals. 23 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,680 Yeah, I'm retarded this morning. 24 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,160 I know, but you know what really makes, 25 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:02,520 it sets me up is like their uniforms. 26 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,800 I'm just kind of like, where in the fuck? 27 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:05,880 Jesus. 28 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:08,280 Yeah, I'm just used to like, you know, 29 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:12,440 the Bengals wearing orange and then when they go white, 30 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,000 I get it when they're home and away and all that, 31 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,080 but I don't even think they do that anymore. 32 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:19,840 It's just like, they just switch it up. 33 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:22,240 Yeah, it seems like they have a different uniform 34 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:23,960 for every fucking week. 35 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:24,800 Yeah. 36 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:28,400 Well, they didn't run this by me. 37 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:31,160 Do you guys play? 38 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:32,240 Oh, you guys play Monday night. 39 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:33,320 Monday night. 40 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:35,440 Okay, we're playing at one o'clock. 41 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:37,280 We're hosting New England. 42 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:38,960 Yes. 43 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:41,080 So that should be a fucking easy win. 44 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:44,440 It better fucking be, but you know how that goes. 45 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:47,280 So I don't even know what the spread is, 46 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:50,280 but you know, we had Monday night football this past week. 47 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:51,760 I forgot who we fucking played. 48 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:52,560 We won. 49 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:53,440 Thank God. 50 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:54,400 Oh, yeah. 51 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:58,200 Mark, why was Mark Davis filmed, I guess, or on TMZ? 52 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:01,080 He was hitting the slot machines at the fucking McCarron 53 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:05,040 airport, picking up some hot chick before the game. 54 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:05,880 I don't know. 55 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:09,160 Honestly, she's a guitarist, but I don't remember her name, 56 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:12,000 but he picked her up and I'm like, well, at least he's not 57 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,920 at his usual spot, P.F. Chang's reading a newspaper. 58 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:18,240 I don't know the fucker with P.F. Chang's. 59 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:22,280 I don't know if you're aware, but Mark Davis, obviously, 60 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:24,680 now the owner of the, what's it called, the Raiders. 61 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:28,360 He, when they were in Oakland every day or maybe once a week, 62 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:30,400 I don't know what the severity was, 63 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,920 but he was always reading the times at P.F. Chang's. 64 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,520 That wasn't a place to hang out. 65 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:39,880 I actually don't fancy P.F. Chang's that much. 66 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:41,280 I mean, I think it's overrated. 67 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:42,120 What? 68 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:45,120 Overrated and it's overpriced for fucking Chinese food. 69 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:46,440 Let's go there. 70 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:47,280 For sure. 71 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:51,280 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. 72 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:52,120 Shit. 73 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:54,360 Oh gosh. 74 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:56,880 So I talked to your daughter yesterday. 75 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,120 Oh, you did! 76 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,320 She fucking called me. 77 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:01,720 The unit called me and it's like nine, like, 78 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:03,720 she called me right o'clock, or right o'clock, 79 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,440 right on the dot at nine o'clock. 80 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:06,720 And she's like, Auntie, I didn't know if you were 81 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,200 already busy or sleeping or whatever, 82 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:10,160 but you said nine o'clock, so literally I'm calling you 83 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:13,240 at nine o'clock and I'm like, okay, well I'm glad I, 84 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:14,240 cause I didn't have my ring on, 85 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,640 but I had my music streaming to my Bluetooth, 86 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:20,480 or Bluetooth to my stereo, so the music wasn't playing. 87 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:21,680 So I'm like, what the fuck is going on? 88 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:23,920 I'm like, oh yeah, she's calling me. 89 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:25,160 What the fuck? 90 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,160 Yeah, so should we talk for a little bit? 91 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,320 She's doing good, blah, blah, blah. 92 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:32,240 And then she says, I'm gonna get ready to go 93 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:33,640 cause I wanna go watch the eclipse. 94 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:35,360 And I'm like, okay, have fun. 95 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,800 So I go back to cleaning Pomona bullets, 96 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,440 and like 10 minutes after I'm done cleaning, 97 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:42,600 I'm like, why is it fucking dark outside? 98 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:43,840 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. 99 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:45,200 What the fuck is going on? 100 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,480 And then I'm like, oh, fuck, it's the goddamn eclipse. 101 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:48,680 Pay attention, bitch. 102 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:50,360 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. 103 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:55,360 Well, you know, I'm so glad that you can share with me 104 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,920 the health and the status of my daughter, 105 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:02,280 because I guess I'm not cool anymore. 106 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:05,680 I just, she doesn't give a shit about me. 107 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,600 Well, I told her, she's like, did my mom tell you 108 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:10,400 that I cut my hair? 109 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,040 I'm like, oh yeah, I got an earful. 110 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:14,360 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. 111 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:20,440 Yeah, she's like my mom told me my hair would look better if I actually flat ironed it and I'm like well 112 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:26,200 That's your mom and she's like so I went I went around the dorms. Nobody has a flat iron 113 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,520 I'm like well send me your fucking shipping address 114 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:33,640 I will get one from Amazon and have it shipped to you so we can me and your mom can be happy about your hair 115 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:42,160 I told your mom to leave my goddaughter alone, but yeah, I will get you a fucking flat iron 116 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:46,200 This is the thing she has flat irons 117 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:55,200 I have a plethora of flat irons and a bunch of hair straightening tools because as you know if I don't 118 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:58,920 Yes, I got that Paula Mahler shit going on and 119 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:06,760 And so yeah, I spend time a lot of time straightening my fucking hair 120 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:12,680 Legit when I was in junior high high school 121 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:18,680 I used to put my hair on a fucking ironing board and and iron my fucking hair 122 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,480 It which it didn't really worry you so well 123 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:27,720 But yeah, it was just horrible. So I have a bunch and I gave them to G unit 124 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:33,040 I'm like hey, you know what I bought a new one here. You get out my old one. I even got her this 125 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:39,880 Brush that I saw gosh. I know don't judge me too harshly, but 126 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:45,000 You see 127 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,000 QVC I'm laying in bed 128 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:54,240 I love how you fucking just like shop non-stop on QVC. I do I 129 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:58,280 And that's when I fucking realize like I'm old 130 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:01,280 I'm old 131 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:02,280 Because there's Amazon 132 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:10,720 There's so many other options, but it's just some reason I don't I think my fucking smart TV knows that I do it 133 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,720 And 134 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:17,360 Sometimes I'm listening. Yeah, it's listening like my toaster and everything else in my house, but I 135 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:22,320 Rolled over trying to look for my remote because I was gonna call it a night. It was about 11 p.m. I 136 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:27,760 Couldn't find the remote and I get so pissed off when I cannot find my remote 137 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:29,760 I get so pissed and 138 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:35,360 I roll over I'm like, well then fuck it. It'll just be white noise for the rest of the night. I'm going to bed 139 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:39,280 I don't care. I get sleep standing up. I could sleep 140 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,480 There can be an earthquake. I could sleep 141 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:50,480 I can sleep standing up. I could sleep there can be an earthquake. I could sleep in a rock concert a live rock concert 142 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,480 I can sleep. I wish I could be like that 143 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:56,000 Yeah, people are just like you might be 144 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:59,920 Like mr. Bean and just have like that and what would that movie? 145 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:03,440 Rat Race 146 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:06,720 That movie was fucking great 147 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:09,600 Yeah, I was like and somebody told me 148 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,600 I just go to sleep 149 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:16,800 That's it. I just hear the word sleep and I can go to sleep 150 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:20,960 I can go to sleep if I have literally taken like 151 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:24,320 One minute naps at red lights 152 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:32,080 Well, um, when I went up there to visit you, I just couldn't believe how loud your fucking man was starring 153 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:36,320 I'm like, how the fuck did she not fuck? I would have fucking strangled him. Oh, yeah, I know 154 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:40,400 I'm telling you sleep with me. I can't sleep with that fucking shit like shut the fuck up bitch 155 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:44,320 No, there's been times where I get so mad because 156 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:47,440 He would tell me the the tv 157 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:52,080 You should be respectful and the tv should only be at at least eight 158 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:57,040 Talk about volume and I'm like, uh, talk about more like 28 159 00:07:57,440 --> 00:08:00,880 So I don't hear your fucking ass. Yeah, you saw logs 160 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,120 You're so fucking 161 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:06,480 More than logs. Yeah are the one I was up there. I'm like, what the fuck? 162 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:10,640 Yeah, I know that's why you know alcohol 163 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,400 and 164 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,800 Just and my narcolepsy 165 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:18,160 Works 166 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:25,040 You know what? Yeah, okay, that makes sense and like really quick before we keep going on. Um, what are you drinking? 167 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:30,480 I am drinking jameson. I'm like I'm gonna hit this shit hard today. Um, I 168 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:34,960 I was working yesterday and doing a bunch of shit that 169 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:37,680 you know adulting and 170 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:45,520 I don't know what happened. I just I I used to have my liquor cabinet full and it's just it's it's done. It's gone 171 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:52,080 Gotta restock time to restock time to restock. So I grabbed it 172 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:57,040 Jameson biggest bottle I could find and of course my little town 173 00:08:57,040 --> 00:09:00,160 Only has one little liquor store and 174 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:04,080 You know they open all late. Yeah 175 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:08,720 You told me you're like they don't open till 12. I'm like, I am never moving to Oregon. Yeah 176 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:16,080 I was I this it's times like this where I miss southern kelly where I'm just waiting for six fucking a.m 177 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:18,720 601 a.m. 178 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:25,360 A lot of you get some beer. Let's go. Yes. That's right. And then it's like, oh fuck. It's almost 2 a.m. A 179 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:30,960 Shet now I gotta wait a couple hours a few hours. It's only four fucking hours 180 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:34,400 I don't understand why they don't just have it run around the clock exactly 181 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:38,400 At least for a lotto. Yeah, so retarded 182 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:46,080 But at least it's just a small window and then you're ready to go and at least you could actually go to a fucking grocery store 183 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:50,400 And pick up what you need. You could go to Costco and pick up what you need 184 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:53,040 Oh gosh, organ, please 185 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:56,720 I this is I don't know if I would have fucking known this 186 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:59,280 Never 187 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,520 Fucking moved here 188 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,520 Fucking ridiculous 189 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:10,400 Well, okay, I'm drinking my boyfriend don julio 70. I've been on that fucking forever and then of course my chaser 190 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:13,440 Red chris or cherry crystal light with vodka 191 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000 Oh, yummy 192 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:19,360 Did you polish off the bottle of uh, jen finally? 193 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:24,960 No, I'm still sitting here staring at me calling me a punk bitch. Oh, I'm not drinking it straight 194 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:30,000 It'll get I'll get there. You'll get there. Once it um, once it cools off 195 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:36,400 Like in the wintertime. I like to listen to frank Sinatra and pour me a double with a gin and then just yeah 196 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:40,320 Yeah, so maybe I'll do that. I just do you put like the swaps with it? 197 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:45,920 Oh, no, I mean, I would rather no, I'm not a swaps girl. That shit gives me the worst gas girl 198 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:47,040 Oh 199 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:52,080 Damn, yeah, no, I guess I'm gonna go back to drinking it straight even though I haven't been doing that 200 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:56,160 Well 201 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:59,440 The time has come the time is near 202 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,960 Shit 203 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:08,720 Oh, so I didn't realize you worked yesterday. I thought it was your saturday off. So that's why I'm just like 204 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:12,880 No, and and check this out and I'm kind of glad 205 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:19,520 That we made the conscious decision to not really talk so much during the week 206 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:23,200 So we can just let everybody in on 207 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 our little lives here. Yeah 208 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:29,040 um, so 209 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:32,720 I work every other saturday 210 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:35,200 right and 211 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,200 and I get this 212 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:40,320 My what I guess I don't know what the fuck to call him 213 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:46,560 I assistant store manager. I haven't I don't know whatever. So I guess it's like somebody higher than me 214 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,800 I guess so I gotta listen and 215 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:57,840 I'm like, who are you? Oh, shit. You're assistant store manager. Okay. Well, I'm just a minion. So I guess I I need to 216 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:05,440 Yes, sir. No, sir. Yeah. Okay. I please don't fire me. Can you fire me? I can't oh well then sure whatever you need 217 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,840 It's one of those people. I don't fucking know 218 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:13,920 All right, so he tells me that he's going on vacation for two 219 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:16,720 Three weeks 220 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:22,080 Yeah, and and I was like that's awesome because you know when the cats away the mice will play or whatever 221 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:27,280 But I didn't even know that I should have washed my language around this person. I didn't even I don't know 222 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,600 so 223 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,880 He's looking at me. He just kind of like swings his arms 224 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,000 And he's like we have a problem, but don't hate me 225 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 Oh 226 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:43,280 Is it all right? What's up? I go spit it out just fucking spit it out and get it over with 227 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:46,160 Yeah, just come on rip off the fucking bandaid. What is it? 228 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:52,080 This is something that I need to fucking stay over time for and fix or what what is this shit? 229 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,280 He's like, I'm gonna go to hawaii 230 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:59,680 And I know you work every other saturday to do payroll 231 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,840 I said, yeah, so do you need to cover for him? 232 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:07,760 Yeah, I think he goes. Um, you're the only other person 233 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,040 Then myself that knows how to do payroll 234 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:14,480 And I said, okay, so if you're gone for three weeks 235 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 That means you have to work three saturdays in a row 236 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,720 No, fuck. Yeah 237 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,960 That's what it fucking means. So that means six 238 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,920 days a motherfucking week 239 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:30,480 Oh, they're not I mean it might it might I I'm just like, oh 240 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:33,520 Okay, but check this shit out though 241 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:39,040 This organ has this law about overtime and then there's something called predict pay 242 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,760 and so 243 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,760 Yes 244 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,840 Okay, so and this is how it works 245 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,080 if you 246 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,200 ask 247 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,320 To stay 248 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,520 Over time like or over your shift you work eight nine to five 249 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:58,640 Okay, and you're just like, oh shit. I just want to finish filing this whatever paperwork 250 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,640 I need to stay 30 minutes over 251 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,800 Ask your manager and they say yeah, go ahead. You can stay 252 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:10,800 Okay, if you ask to stay you get overtime, but it's just your regular 253 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:14,400 Say you get 20 bucks an hour. It's just you get that 254 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,280 20 bucks time in a time it 255 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:20,720 You don't get shit. You just you just 256 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,280 act like oh, well you worked another 257 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,760 Half an hour. So you're gonna get 258 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,080 half of a regular 259 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,080 20 dollars an hour pay 260 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,320 um, huh if they tell you 261 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:38,240 To stay or you need to stay or can you come in? 262 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:43,600 Then on like a day off or something then you get predict and predict 263 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,320 Is your time and a half? 264 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:50,560 Um, okay 265 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,320 Yeah, yeah 266 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:55,920 Yeah, and but if they take hours away from you 267 00:14:55,920 --> 00:15:00,880 Once it's on the schedule you get time and a half for those hours. They took away 268 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,160 So they why would they take them away? 269 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:08,080 Well, I don't I don't fucking know and it's ridiculous 270 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,520 Yeah, okay, whatever 271 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:18,560 Yeah, and I'm just like this is fucking retarded and I I don't even fucking understand like work is dangerous 272 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,480 Wow 273 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,800 Wow, and you know what I actually 274 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:27,760 Started to just say fuck this shit. I haven't even been at the company for three months 275 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:31,840 and um, it seems like you've been there for at least six 276 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:38,720 It seems like I've been there for fucking like six years because I'm just like, okay. Fuck all you fucking tarts. I'm just gonna 277 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:44,640 I'm doing this shit. I'm running. I'm the captain of this ship now and 278 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:47,280 This is how it's going to go down 279 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:51,200 and everybody just kind of like oh, yeah, okay and 280 00:15:51,200 --> 00:16:00,960 I don't fucking know. I've been telling people shit. I don't know. I might get fired soon. I I don't know because I seriously doubt it 281 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,600 Uh, there people are like, whoa 282 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:07,600 My hours on my schedule and I was like, you know what you got to do and 283 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:14,320 I'm fucking pulling this out of my ass like I don't even fucking know. I'm talking in confidence 284 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:24,240 I'm telling them you got to email the higher ups and let and this name this name and this name your direct supervisor 285 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:30,000 This is that and she saw my direct supervisor just quit today and I said 286 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:36,080 My jaw was gonna drop because I do the terminations. I didn't fucking know this 287 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:40,720 I'm like holy fuck and fuck so we got nobody in lumber like 288 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,720 I 289 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:48,960 Freelumber big yeah fucking let's all build houses like I don't fucking know somebody come 290 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:55,840 I don't fucking know but hey, I'm just I I don't give a shit. I'm just I'm making 291 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:58,560 uh 292 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,520 Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna make you're making executive decisions 293 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:06,400 Yeah, but I'm also gonna make it a better place to work. Guess what there you go. There you go because 294 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,720 because my 295 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:16,320 theory and logic makes sense and everybody else's doesn't so I don't give a fuck I live in Pomona bullets world 296 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:24,080 And that's right bitch. That's it. That's just it and somebody please you can just you know, I feel like I'm gonna 297 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:30,560 I'm at a catholic school and a nun might come and slap my wrist with the fucking ruler, but 298 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,280 you're not gonna fire me so 299 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:39,920 And and I'm actually making very conscious and great decisions and I think you know, maybe I see you 300 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:44,080 There you go, bitch 301 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,960 Well, I just realized 302 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,200 Clank clank 303 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:56,240 I just realized that I would really need to I really need to be on don julio 70 like it just needs to be coursing through my veins 304 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,040 Get an iv 305 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:05,360 Yeah, and the iv or just like coursing through my veins like 24 7 and then I will just stay in my rock star mode because 306 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,240 I don't know about you, but I do a lot of not 307 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,880 Self-doubt self sabotage. Yes 308 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:16,480 Okay, well this morning I woke up and I just started fucking freaking out. So um 309 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:17,920 I'll do a promo for it 310 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:23,520 But my second book drops in 12 days and I started with the fucking self-doubt and I knew you were busy 311 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:29,280 So I hit up darts my you're my bestie. She's my bf ever. That's what we call each other bf ever 312 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:34,560 So I'm like bf ever. This is what's going on. I did the photo shoot for book number three on friday 313 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,320 12 days till book number two comes out 314 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:43,360 And I'm starting to freak out and I'm like I cannot do this self sabotage. She's like what the fuck 315 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:48,480 She's like get your shit together. This is not happening. No no more stop doing it 316 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:54,720 So I'm just like just gotta be like if I just had done Julio 70 coursing through my veins the entire time 317 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,440 I would never be self sabotaging myself to monobots 318 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:01,360 You know, I don't know what I don't know what the problem is. I don't know. I just 319 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:09,280 Gotta get out of my own head. There's something it has to be I have the same issues yet 320 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,600 I don't know 321 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:17,520 I love darts. I love you know what all your circle of friends that you allow in your life 322 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:23,280 I fucking hats off to you girl because that's what it takes you don't 323 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:29,440 Keep some little fucking rando around that just fucking says does this make me look fat and they're like no you look great 324 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,360 And you look like fucking shit. They're gonna be like 325 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:32,960 No 326 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,960 Take that shit off. Yeah 327 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:38,960 Yeah, I just I just needed a pep talk and I didn't want to hit you up or my boy 328 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:46,000 TV either because he's the one that wish um that I was talking to then we'll get into that later about dick pics, but um 329 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,120 Yeah 330 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:52,480 Well, I I mean, but I fuck okay, so you planted the seed last episode 331 00:19:53,360 --> 00:20:01,600 Was it last episode or maybe an episode prior to the last episode where we were talking about we don't receive compliments well and 332 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,120 Oh, yeah 333 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:10,320 So yeah and this and that and it's like but we're fucking we're on fleek. We're fucking we're fucking awesome 334 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:15,280 Like so why I need to keep telling myself that but when somebody else compliments me, I'm just like 335 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:20,640 Okay, I just I gotta work on that too. So are you working on that? I've been working on that 336 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,800 But I was just like I really need to 337 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:30,720 Stop with the self sabotage. Yeah, I was I I have been working on that and the other day 338 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,600 so 339 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:40,720 This is where it gets crazy because the other day somebody says to me and I'm on a zoom meeting call and they say 340 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:47,840 Wow, you're looking great. I'm on a bullet. Have you been losing weight losing weight like one? 341 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,400 I don't even think I'm fat 342 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:58,160 Have I been losing weight are you so immediately? 343 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:02,000 My mind and my wheels start spinning and I'm thinking 344 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:09,440 So do I need to be one of those, you know anorexic diet coke cigarette fucking diet models like 345 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,880 Fucking weight a fucking buck ten soaking wet 346 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:17,440 Um, I don't know. I'm a pretty tall gal. Um 347 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:23,200 Yeah, I don't know but fuck what the fuck I'm like losing weight and the fucked up thing is 348 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,840 I was kind of feeling a little depressed 349 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,400 And I haven't been 350 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:36,960 Don't take it as bad. I I don't know it would be worse if she was saying I guess you're you're looking fuller 351 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:41,680 I don't know. Well, no, but nobody would say that they're just like, oh, you look good 352 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:45,360 But it's is that code for hey you look like shit 353 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,680 Oh 354 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,160 That's what I was thinking. I'm kind of like man 355 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,800 Yeah, don't think of it like that just 356 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,280 Whatever we need to 357 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:59,600 You know, I don't know but then I don't want to be one of those just like 358 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,640 I'm just like, oh well 359 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:07,600 We'll get into it a little bit later because I do have a cash and trash thing where it's kind of like 360 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,640 What what what do you think? 361 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,400 What should we do 362 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,400 Oh gosh 363 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,240 Yeah 364 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,840 Okay 365 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:24,800 Well, um, I was gonna say I want to talk about amazon but not it's gonna be my rant again 366 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:29,600 But I'm not talking about rants, but I know amazon prime day was this past week. Did you 367 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:33,280 Do I don't know. I'm just trying to make small talk now. Did you do anything? 368 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:40,080 Did you do any shopping for amazon prime day? I I did I did you what did you purchase pray tell me so 369 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,360 Usually I well monthly 370 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:48,560 I do the amazon I I get all the fucking needs 371 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:55,680 For my house. I'm talking about like trash bags, but the little ones for the bathroom trash cans 372 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,320 I I get just 373 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:04,080 Shit that I can get in bulk and I don't want to go to Costco. I don't whatever I just buy buy buy 374 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,600 My son was saying that he was out of 375 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,000 body wash 376 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,360 so 377 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:12,720 I bought 378 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:19,360 A 12 pack of this doves men's body wash and like that'll be cool and it was cheap 379 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:26,160 It legit was 50 off. Nice. So I was like, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I start getting all this shit 380 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:29,920 Okay, I don't even know why I fucking have prime 381 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:34,160 Because it's supposed to be delivered like within a day or two 382 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,480 Right, and then they just kept giving me these fucking emails saying 383 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:45,200 Yeah, no, yeah this shit and and it's just coming in all these fucking little shipments and oh 384 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:49,920 delayed and this and that and I get it it's prime day, but 385 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,720 Why the fuck am I paying prime? 386 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:55,120 fees 387 00:23:55,120 --> 00:24:02,480 And I yeah, I don't know and then I have a fucking garage full of fucking cardboard because here in Oregon 388 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,040 I can't throw it in my 389 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:12,960 You don't have a recyclable trash can I guess or I do but there's so many fucking boxes 390 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:20,160 Where my beer can's gonna go you have to have everything shipped to you. Yeah 391 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:24,320 Yeah, and and all that stupid little you know when they 392 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:34,320 When they I just ordered lotion and they give me this box and I'm like, what the fuck did I 393 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:41,920 Order did I do a drunk fucking order because I I've done that plenty of times where I was just like, oh well 394 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,680 Ah, and I just hmm man, come on bullets 395 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,400 you're 396 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,400 You're a good one 397 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:57,280 And I'm looking I open up the fucking box. I'm like it's kind of light for being kind of big 398 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:03,440 And it's all these little bubble air fucking things. I fucking hate those things 399 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:08,400 And it's like oh, it's my lotion that I fucking ordered 400 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:18,320 Like why the fuck would you waste a big ass like who the fuck are you hiring like what is going on? 401 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:23,120 The jameson is coursing through your veins apparently, you know what? 402 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:28,720 You said amazon they started getting heated. So what what do you have to say about amazon? 403 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:33,760 I'm sorry. Well really quick before I go on to my amazon order. Um, do you break your boxes down? 404 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:39,280 I'm sure you do. I have to because I have to drive them to the damn fucking dump 405 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:43,200 Why don't you just take them to um your job and get disposal them there? 406 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:48,240 That's what I do when I run out of space at my in my trash because they give me big ass boxes 407 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,200 You know my jeep ain't that big? 408 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:57,840 I'm putting all these boxes like fucking cardboard. They're gonna catch me on camera 409 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:04,880 Did it fucking craig from friday get fired for shit like that? No, no, no, he stole the box 410 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,120 He stole the cardboard. I don't fucking know. I don't know 411 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:17,200 I don't know. Okay. Well, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get your blood pressure up. Oh, it's okay 412 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:22,400 It's just gonna come down. It's all good. I'm gonna take a sip clean clean my bad clean clean 413 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:30,000 Okay, so I just did all my vitamins that are my supplements and then I got my shampoo that um, I'm sure you probably use high end 414 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,240 Shampoo since you have colored hair like I yes 415 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:37,600 Okay, so I I bought joyco. That's a go. I see. Oh, that's the only thing I use 416 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:43,360 um that I'll also double as my rant in a little bit but that and then I got a heating pad because my 417 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,480 Fenway's heating pad broke 418 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:51,840 So I gave her mine and then I had to get a new one because you know my back is finally on the men so 419 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:56,000 Thank god, but how's your shoulder because did you use a heating pad for your shoulder? 420 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,480 I did and I found it 421 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,800 actually fucking worked 422 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:06,400 I didn't set the house on the outside. No, it didn't spark when I plugged it in and shit 423 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:11,840 And I was like, I think I need to actually buy um an extension cord 424 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,840 because 425 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:21,040 It doesn't go to my fucking bed, but yeah, yeah my my shoulder is still I still can't 426 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:26,800 Really sock somebody or punch them in the throat like I would want to because it hurts but 427 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,760 But it's okay a little love tap. Yeah 428 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:33,760 I give love taps, but I I'm trying to aim 429 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:40,080 And get back to where I'm gonna fucking punch in the throat like now. I'm just like, oh, you know what? 430 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,320 Yeah, everybody. I'm like a fucking 431 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:47,760 I'm a rug right now. Everybody can just walk all over me because I I hurt I'm old 432 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,600 Do you do you have to go back for a follow-up with your doctor? 433 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:59,440 Uh, no, they just they gave me this stupid little fucking print out and it's all do these little exercises sun 434 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:05,440 Those things yeah, and I'm like fuck off like but I do I'm like, well, maybe I should I'm like 435 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:10,720 We're I dug in the trash and I grabbed them out and I'm like, what the fuck what do I do again? 436 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:17,520 Then I was like, you know, fuck this shit. Let me just youtube it always youtube everything and I just think yeah, well 437 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,040 somebody on youtube said to do it this way so 438 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:28,240 And I'm trying to do these suncots and I'm like fuck it felt good at first and then I'm like, oh 439 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:34,480 Shit, it's kind of like one of those things where you're like you wake up and you're like I'm gonna go 440 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:40,240 I'm gonna fucking run three miles and you haven't ran you haven't jogged you haven't walked and you just 441 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,920 Think you're gonna do it. Oh you mean like Kevin Hart? 442 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:48,160 Yeah, hard fucking did that shit. And I don't remember what NFL player he 443 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,600 What I don't know if you heard but like maybe three weeks ago 444 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:55,600 There was an NFL player that was running sprints or whatever and Kevin Hart was there 445 00:28:55,600 --> 00:29:00,400 He's like, I'm gonna run it too and then he fucking pulls a muscle or whatever the fuck and I'm like, yeah, motherfucker 446 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,800 What the fuck? Yeah, cuz you're stupid 447 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:07,840 Yeah, cuz usually I'm like I'm good even when I go on a treadmill 448 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:13,360 I'm like, I'm gonna walk and then I pick up the pace for about, you know, 10 minutes 449 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,360 And then I like a power walk and then I'm like, I'm gonna jog 450 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:23,200 I pick up the pace a little bit and this is so old because I'm like, oh, I'm gonna go from like two 451 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,120 to six 452 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:29,840 To eight and then I'm like and then I'm gonna run and I'm gonna run. I'm gonna do three miles 453 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:34,640 And I fucking wake up and and my body just doesn't want to move 454 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:40,160 Well, I'm fucking yeah, at least you had an effective workout 455 00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:44,480 Yeah, I guess and then and then after that I'm like, whoa 456 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:51,760 Okay, let's let's do this the stair climber and I do all that and I'm just like, yeah 457 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,640 I do too much and I I should know better 458 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,360 But you know, I'm I'm drunk 459 00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,680 I have fucking like 460 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,680 I have vodka 461 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:07,280 In my second water bottles so they don't kick me out of the gym and shit and hey, there you go, bitch 462 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,920 Yeah, and I'm just like what the fuck I I mean at least I'm 463 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:18,560 When they talk about functioning alcoholics, that's that's me because I I'll still 464 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,840 I'll still work out and like I don't who needs water 465 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,040 I'll leave water after the fact 466 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:33,040 Yeah, and then and then in the middle of the night my fucking body just fucking wakes up and it's like ow 467 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,720 You're like time for more vodka. I need my muscle relaxer 468 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,920 muscle relaxer 469 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,920 Elixir, yeah, there you go 470 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:47,680 Yeah, fucking shit, but yeah my my my shoulder 471 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:53,280 It still fucking hurts, but you I I think I realized 472 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,280 I 473 00:30:55,360 --> 00:31:00,560 Cold print of what is going on. I sleep on my fucking right side 474 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:05,120 And I don't know how you sleep. I don't I sleep on my left side 475 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,840 On my back or on my left side 476 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,760 I can't sleep on my back, but I'll sleep on my right and I do the whole 477 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:18,320 One leg up one leg down. That's like I guess I guess that might be do you put a pillow? 478 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:22,080 Um, so the one leg that's up. Do you put a pillow underneath it? Yes? 479 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:28,160 Okay, smart girl because I was gonna say that that would contribute. Okay, so with your um, because I learned the hard way 480 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:35,120 Um, when you're sleeping on your side regardless of side, you should have a pillow underneath the arm. That's like 481 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,760 um on top 482 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,040 Oh 483 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:43,520 Yeah, because um, I woke up a couple times um where my um like 484 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,400 My shoulder my neck was like really stiff for 485 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:53,120 For the arm that was on top because there's no support. So like if you're sleeping the entire night like that 486 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:57,600 Your muscle is just going to be contracted like that right because it's not 487 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:03,120 It's it's strained. It's not um being I guess supported with a pillow underneath 488 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,840 So it's doing more work. So you might want to try that 489 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:13,760 Oh gosh. Yeah, I and you know me and my pillows. I have I ranted about pillows on a previous episode 490 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:17,520 Yes, um, I I have one of the bamboo pillows you have I yeah 491 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:21,840 That's what I was doing and I just kind of I like to sleep on my right side 492 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:26,560 but it's the right shoulder that had to get popped back into place and 493 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:28,880 um 494 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:34,160 I I honestly and let's just break it down. It's I know it's alcohol too 495 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,080 Well, we're not denial about that, you know 496 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:44,560 Yeah, I'm just like oh well, you know, maybe if I just lighten up on the alcohol 497 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:49,760 But it helps me sleep and then it's just it it just kind of it's like a little band aid 498 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:54,240 Let's me sleep and then I'm just like right the fuck and then I'm right-handed 499 00:32:54,560 --> 00:33:00,320 And it's my right shoulder and when I drive I drive like oh, I know chelos don't exist anymore 500 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:06,800 But I drive with the right with my right hand on the on 12 o'clock. Yeah, I know what you mean 501 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:12,560 Okay, well, you're gonna have to be ambidextrous and start driving with your left. I I'm crying but when it 502 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:18,320 It's fucking raining so bad here. I swear. I almost died the other day. Oh god 503 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:25,680 Almost died. I hear that it wasn't even me. It was these other fucking Oregonians and I don't fucking know 504 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:29,440 I don't know why these motherfuckers have their high beams on 505 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:31,360 and 506 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:32,400 it's 507 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:36,480 pouring rain and it's dark because I leave the 508 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:42,880 Fucking five in the morning to work. You leave at five. Yeah, I have been 509 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:47,120 Oh, I thought you left like it's six. I know I start work at six 510 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:52,320 But I don't I work like two miles away. So it's different than you. I know you got to drive 511 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,720 So I just figured you left like around six 512 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,120 I that's my that would that would be my normal routine is leave at six 513 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:05,360 I wake up at five and I leave at six. Okay. Um, but no this past week. I've been 514 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,520 Everybody's dropping like flies at work and they're 515 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:13,120 Telling me you come in early an hour early. I'm like, okay 516 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,360 Okay 517 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:20,560 Okay, well, hopefully you're getting that um actual overtime. Oh, yeah that that predict and I was 518 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:25,520 They know and then they're like you'll get predict. I'm like, all right 519 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:30,880 Well, then I'll fucking wake my fucking happy ass up because I'm not a morning person. I am 520 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,440 Yeah, we're the total opposite on that regards 521 00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:38,160 I'm a but the funny thing is I can be a morning person 522 00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:45,440 When I know I'm gonna do something exciting or something I want true or if alcohol is involved 523 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:52,240 Yeah, and even if I'm fucking hungover. I don't give a fuck. I'm like, am I going to disneyland today then fuck 524 00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:56,320 Yeah, I'm waking up. I don't want to miss my flight or 525 00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:01,920 Right, I hate disneyland. Just by the way, I was gonna say that was the wrong example 526 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:09,600 Okay, well like hey is am I going to my besties birthday in vegas like my flight is at that time? 527 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,080 Yeah, fuck. You know what? 528 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,800 You fucking I'll wake up at fucking three in the morning 529 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,680 bright eye 530 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:25,680 Bushy tailed I I but when it's like work, I'm like fuck this. No, no, I totally understand 531 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,920 Yeah, and that's like because I'm not a morning person, but I am 532 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:36,160 Oh shit. I don't want to uh, well, I'm kind of going into my notes, but 533 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,600 We'll just move on to the next because I was gonna say you 534 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,480 I'm a night owl. I don't know 535 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:49,120 I'm not yeah, I used to be a night owl not anymore. So because I guess I'm fucking old 536 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:53,280 But yeah, so I'm old too, but that's like my me time 537 00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:58,640 It's like, oh, I see what you're saying. They and it's not night owl. Like I'm partying 538 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,280 Playing pool in my garage 539 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:05,520 Oh, no, no, you just like to be up late. I understood what you meant. Yeah 540 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:10,240 Well, just for our listeners like it was it was just that like I 541 00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:13,840 I will lay in bed and I'm like what the fuck and I 542 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:19,120 My DVR on my TV. I'm recording. I'm like, I would like to see that show 543 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,960 I would like to see this show. I'd like to see that. I would like to so I have all this shit. This like 544 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,480 It's just piling up 545 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:27,520 Uh-huh 546 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:30,240 And I just see the little bar saying hey 547 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,720 You're recording all these and I was like, do I really want to watch big brother? 548 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:40,560 I have never watched an episode of that ever just so you're aware 549 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:46,720 I don't know either and I and I asked my son. I said, are you the one recording these because there's like 550 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,040 Like a whole season 551 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:53,040 He's all oh, yeah, so we can watch together. I was like, oh 552 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:58,320 But he's really good on his computer. So what's he fucking talking about? Yeah, and I was like that that that's cute 553 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,880 It's real cute. That's real cute 554 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:07,360 I'm gonna do that doesn't sound like it's cute. I was like and do I'm gonna and I had a big 555 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:12,160 Conversation with him and I said do you want to know the meaning of big brother? 556 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:18,000 Like seriously? Yeah. Well, you don't know why they call this show big brothers because everybody watch as them 557 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,760 Let's not do this 558 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:29,840 Let's just get this little I don't know. Let's get this show this little show off of our DVR 559 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,840 It's it's taking up space 560 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,240 right 561 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:37,040 We're not doing the the mass singer. We're not we're 562 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:43,040 Delete I haven't watched that either. Thank god. I guess no god don't 563 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,400 He had me watching the circle 564 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,200 I have never even heard of that. Oh 565 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,920 Shit, is it a reality show? 566 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:57,360 And I guess it kind of could be it's on netflix 567 00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:59,360 Oh 568 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:03,920 Oh my gosh, and my but I'm the mom that's like 569 00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:12,080 However, I can spend time with you and however you want to spend time with me. I'm willing to try well, that's good 570 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:18,880 He's like yeah the circle. Oh fuck my life like boom. I 571 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:23,360 Oh, my head hurts just even saying the fucking name. Um 572 00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,480 but 573 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,880 Tell me why I got sucked in 574 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,760 Legit got sucked in 575 00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:36,080 I'm like what so so and so and who and what and 576 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:42,880 And then we started talking like this. So it's basically what the fucking show is about and I'm gonna say in a nutshell 577 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,080 Is that they put like I'm just gonna say it 578 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,800 Don't it's not verbatim. It's not don't quote me 579 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:56,320 But okay, like let's just say 10 people in a hotel or apartment complex 580 00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:00,960 And they don't know who is what and then you get to make a profile 581 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:03,120 Okay 582 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:09,440 And a profile and you can say you are who you are or you can be like a catfish per se 583 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:16,080 Okay, and then they the only communication you can have with the people in that 584 00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:18,720 apartment complex is 585 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,720 Just 586 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,600 I guess, you know 587 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:31,280 Digital or not digital. What is it called? Like this look whatever facebook type shit. Okay social media. I guess. Yeah social media 588 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:32,560 and 589 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:37,760 They you they like you or they don't like you but you never know who's behind 590 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,640 the profile 591 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:45,280 Even though they're you're they live in your complex. Mm-hmm. And you're on a different floor 592 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:48,880 Okay, everybody's on a different floor in the circle 593 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:56,400 Oh, I don't I don't know but I was just like so are they trying to figure out who the profile is or what's 594 00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:02,160 Yeah, so you because you have to vote just people are like, I think this person's sketchy 595 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:07,200 I don't think she's a grandma. I don't think she's a this. I don't think I don't think she's a model 596 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:13,280 No, that would be crazy and I'm just like I'm like wait a second this motherfucker over here 597 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:19,920 Is saying that he is like no and what is this what you guys do in real life? 598 00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,560 like 599 00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,640 Yeah, I'm not sure 600 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:25,920 um 601 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:31,840 I'm sure that's what they do in real life. I'm sure I'm 1000% sure because I was on match 602 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:40,640 And I'm so glad I'm fucking gonna be 50 and I'm not doing that shit. I can't imagine being your son's age like holy fuck man 603 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:45,600 I know I was just like dude. I was in his face the other day 604 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,360 And he was I was like military style like just 605 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,280 And he's wiping spit off his face while I'm just 606 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:55,760 drilling him 607 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,560 Okay corporal. Yeah, let's go 608 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,560 What we doing what we talking about next 609 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:08,960 Um, okay, so I told you I'm gonna bring this subject up. This is I guess my I don't know if you have a topic for today 610 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:14,480 But I have my main topic. Um, how do you feel about dick pics if they're like 611 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:21,040 Being sent on your phone and just dick pics in general. Do you are you for them or against them? 612 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,280 Let me take a sip 613 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:33,280 Uh, I heard that swag. Yeah 614 00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:36,880 I'm actually 615 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:38,880 For them if it's like 616 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:45,760 My partner and you want to just be like, oh, but but then again, it kind of gets like irritating like get your 617 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:51,760 It's not all that great. Let's just stop but but I I I'm against them 618 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,280 I'm against them. I'm against them when I was on 619 00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:00,320 match.com and all this these dating apps 620 00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:07,520 And it was like boo. Yeah, look at it. Look at what you're gonna have it like fuck off like or don't just please please 621 00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:10,560 So I I would say against them. I'm okay 622 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:18,400 Well, um to clarify then I have never been on a dating website. So, um, I guess I'm glad I'm not on a dating website 623 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:24,560 Because I wouldn't want those dick pics. I um, I'm actually for them if under two conditions 624 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:28,720 So I'm for Medusa is for dick pics under two conditions 625 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:35,360 The conditions being a you have a photogenic dick. Let's start there. So it has to look good 626 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:37,920 You know, great 627 00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:43,360 The second one is um, you have to know how to take a fucking picture of your fucking dick 628 00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:47,520 Don't get your hand out of there. And you know what? 629 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:54,480 So where I'm going with this, I was hanging out with my buddy on um, Friday, right? And um 630 00:42:54,480 --> 00:43:01,360 He has an iPhone. I have an iPhone and we share files back and forth because we do a lot of work together creatively. How do you say it? Yeah 631 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,480 so 632 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,480 um 633 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:12,080 I couldn't figure out why I couldn't receive the shared files that he was or the shared albums whatever the fuck with iPhone 634 00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:14,080 Yeah, so he's like 635 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:19,840 So he's like can I look at your phone because there's there's something wrong with your settings and then from there 636 00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:22,720 So, right 637 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:28,480 Um, so right so um, he sets the settings and he's like, okay now. I'm gonna 638 00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,440 He's like I shared my my album with you 639 00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:37,040 So now um, we can collaborate back and forth and we don't have to like text each other 640 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:43,040 So I'm like, okay. Let me check cool. So he's our before he's before I check he gives me back my phone 641 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:51,200 And it's open to my fucking gallery and I'm like, oh shit. I'm like, well, hopefully you weren't checking out my gallery with all these dick pics 642 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:54,560 So let me stop you right there 643 00:43:55,600 --> 00:44:03,280 Are you um, are they de-amming you these dick? No, no, it's a dick pic or there's dick pics of my guy, right? 644 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:06,480 Oh, right. So I was I was concerned and he's like 645 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:11,600 What and he's like, no, I didn't see no, I didn't see those and I'm like, okay, cool 646 00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:16,960 So when I get home, so I so we confirmed that there's a shared there's shared 647 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:23,120 He shared his album with me that we were collaborating on right right so I don't check the album out 648 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:29,280 I get home Pomona bullets. Why is there two fucking albums and one of them is of his oven and his dick? 649 00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:35,840 So I'm like, yo 650 00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:40,480 Um, I don't know if you're aware. I don't know if you meant to share two um albums with me 651 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:45,680 He's like, what are you fucking talking about? I'm like, he's like I shared the album that we uh, we worked our the stuff 652 00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:50,480 So I can send you the files and I'm like, yeah, well, I got that one, but I got um another album of your 653 00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:55,120 send it to him to proof like a screenshot. He's like what? 654 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,200 and he's like 655 00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:01,200 And he got all embarrassed and I'm just like I just want to let you know like you're my boy 656 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:07,280 Like it's all platonic, but you have a really good looking dick and you know how to fucking take pictures of your dick. So um 657 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,600 Who knows to you? 658 00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:13,440 And he's like he's like I am so fucking embarrassed Medusa 659 00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:19,200 But you know what? You're the only girl that has ever told me that you like that likes dick pics and I'm like, well 660 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:23,920 There's under two conditions. So you know, yeah, it's photogenic and if you know how to take a pic 661 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,040 So I'm like clearly you fucking win. So he's like, oh 662 00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,680 Okay, he's like 663 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:35,280 I don't need this shit on my phone 664 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:41,120 My guy friends that listen to this podcast, which I know you don't but if you're a guy friend of mine 665 00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:44,800 Please don't send me your dick pic. I don't want to see your fucking dick 666 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:53,280 Never do that and be like can I is does this look presentable to send like no 667 00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:59,440 And I fucking hate it because there's always no no just you just don't because 668 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,320 I 669 00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:05,680 Dude would send me fucking dick pics and it's like what? 670 00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:08,480 pencil I 671 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,480 I'm how far 672 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:14,320 I've never like I said, I've never been on a I guess match.com or on dating website period 673 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:18,560 So how far in the conversation where you before they start sending dick pics like was that immediately? 674 00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,520 Like at least two three days 675 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:30,480 Wow, and it's like do you think that that's gonna solidify this relationship? Like hey, this is what I got tell me yes or no 676 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:34,720 I don't know. I don't know because you know 677 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,360 and I'm telling the world 678 00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:41,040 That I don't I'm not like internet savvy 679 00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:46,400 And I don't I don't have any social media. I'm one of those weirdos out there 680 00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:48,480 Everybody calls me a weirdo because I don't have it 681 00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:53,680 So I I don't know but I don't know what's going on in the internet world 682 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:57,360 I I don't so when I went on these 683 00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,160 dating apps 684 00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,800 Oh my gosh these people and I'm like whoa all right 685 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:06,640 I'm like, I don't know what's going on. But 686 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:11,840 Like who's dick am I looking at and like no, I don't like that one and I'm like 687 00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,280 They need to make a dating site 688 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:22,800 Or they you can just be like you shut up picture of your fucking dick and I can swipe left or right like nah 689 00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:28,560 Nah, I'm sure there is a dating app. Oh gosh 690 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:32,000 I'm sure there is a dating app. Oh gosh 691 00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:37,680 But then this all goes down to it also boils down to and we've had this conversation on another podcast 692 00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:41,200 Just because you like to have sex doesn't mean you know how to fuck 693 00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,040 Yeah, thank you have a good looking dick 694 00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:50,720 I can tell like just from our conversation that um if you're gonna be good and bad or not 695 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:55,280 So um it goes both ways guys. Yeah, get your fuck game up to standards 696 00:47:55,280 --> 00:48:00,400 Yeah, and stop. I mean and do on the other hand do 697 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,120 females then like 698 00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:10,000 Who hot dicks like her pics. I'm sorry. Excuse me. I like to randos. I would hope not 699 00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,400 I mean, I send them to my guy, but that's about it 700 00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:17,280 Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying like when it comes to me and like some of that I 701 00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:22,720 Fucking met in person they know and I'm just like but I'm also skeptical because it's like 702 00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:27,680 Well, I don't know if you're are you trying to blackmail me and again that kind of blows down to like 703 00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:31,680 I don't accept compliments. I don't trust anybody 704 00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:38,320 Okay, well, um, have you so this is how immature I am or just how I'm a 12 year old tomboy 705 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:43,680 Have you seen the movie super bad? I'm sure you have I love that movie. Yes. Okay. So remember how Jonah 706 00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:48,400 Jonah Hill was always drawing dicks. Yes. Okay. So my thing is this 707 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:52,160 I like to I have like this one. I like to take a put 708 00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:54,720 I like to take a picture of my pussy 709 00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:59,440 And then just just my pussy and then um, like so for instance 710 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:02,720 I took I found a picture of the Eiffel Tower 711 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:07,280 And I cut that out and I I photoshopped that on top of my pussy 712 00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:14,480 Because I'm just so like when vanilla gorilla like he sent me this one dick pic and I was just like oh 713 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:19,440 This is gonna be good. So I photoshop it on top of my pussy and he's like what the fuck and I'm like dude 714 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:23,680 Like I'm so immature. I don't know what to fucking tell you and all he replies is 715 00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:29,280 I'm like, yeah, because you're stupid like me like we fucking love this shit like I live for being immature 716 00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:35,520 So that's what I do. I do cutouts and photoshop of my pussy with like the Eiffel Tower or vanilla gorillas dick and just 717 00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:41,520 Stupid bullshit. You make me want to like just learn a little bit more about how to do this 718 00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:47,200 I was watching a commercial actually today about the google pixel eight or something 719 00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:52,560 And I was like what you can change shit with pictures and all the photoshop and do all this 720 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,640 I was like, maybe I should just get like a 721 00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:57,280 secondary phone 722 00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:00,240 Learn how to do it and then just be like boom 723 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:04,960 Yeah, okay, so let me clarify. I don't you actually use adobe photoshop 724 00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:06,080 There's a 725 00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:08,720 There's an app on my phone that you can purchase or it's free 726 00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:12,160 But if you want like the cutout or the stuff that I do you have to purchase it 727 00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:17,280 I think it's like 30 dollars a year or whatever, which is fine, but um, it's called in shot app 728 00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:22,640 So like there's so in shot app. Um, it has a feature called cutout 729 00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:24,880 so like 730 00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:29,600 I took a picture of the don julio. I'll send you the picture. It's not but you can't even tell it's like 731 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,920 And by the way the the pictures I think you were amazing 732 00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:40,160 Oh, thank you. That's because I had don julio fucking coursing through my veins. Otherwise, I would never be able to 733 00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:44,640 Are you really drinking it? Oh, yes. Oh sure. And then I had to spit some out because 734 00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:49,200 um, the photographer took for fucking ever to take the shot and just he's like he's like 735 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:53,680 Oh, I didn't realize you were really drinking it. I'm like, fuck I had a I'm like and I spit it all over that fucking jacket 736 00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:57,680 I was gonna return that jacket and I'm like, well, I guess I'm gonna keep this jacket now. It has 737 00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:01,600 For the listeners 738 00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:03,040 um 739 00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,040 Medusa had a photo shoot 740 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:10,560 And she looked amazing amazing and she just sent me a couple that 741 00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:13,920 She wasn't gonna use for whatever reasons 742 00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:18,960 As far as because she had better ones better ones that I don't even know I was drunk 743 00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:22,320 It was like I didn't have anything to eat because it was 10 a.m 744 00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,040 Like we met at 10 a.m 745 00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:30,800 At yeah, and I was just like all I had was coffee. I'm like if I start eating I'm gonna be all bloated in this fucking bikini 746 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:36,000 So I'm just like fuck it. So then I start drinking the tequila and I was just like let's go bitch every other word out of my 747 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000 Mouth was bitch. Bitch, bitch 748 00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:43,360 Um, what was it gonna say? I don't remember what I was gonna say 749 00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:50,960 Oh, so what what spurred this on was originally was with the in-shop when I figured out how to do the cut out the cut out feature 750 00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:56,720 Um, so I took a picture of my pussy and then I um, I took a picture of the don julio 70 bottle 751 00:51:56,720 --> 00:52:00,880 And I did a cut out of that and I pasted it on my pussy. I 752 00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,520 went to vanilla girl 753 00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:09,680 Please uh, you know what I should send that to him. He was like you're fucking dumb. No, that's just for my wallpaper 754 00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:14,960 I can send you like this bitch is so stupid. No, I I do some stupid shit too 755 00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:22,320 So I'm the equivalent equivalent of jonahill drawing dicks on super bad is how I am with um when it comes to in shots 756 00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:27,520 In shot apps cut out feature with my pussy and like whatever else I'm gonna throw in front of it 757 00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:34,480 I can't love you. I am like so please love you because I don't even fucking have a facebook 758 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,800 I don't know but I I fucking 759 00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:41,360 I would never post it online. I didn't post it online, but I was just like this is hilarious 760 00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:46,080 I need to make a like a photography book of just my pussy with um cutouts in front of it 761 00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,600 Girl, I was just fucking 762 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:56,240 Man shit. I'm like I don't know. I'm like is I I don't know I hear people say 763 00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:59,920 Fat one 764 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:05,680 You do you have a fat fat pussy? I'm like do I have a fat pussy? I'm like, um 765 00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:08,640 Does that mean camel toe? 766 00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:13,440 When yeah, oh, you know what I always wonder that too because I'm pretty sure guys want a tight pussy 767 00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:16,320 I'm like I would rather be fucking a tight pussy than a fat pussy 768 00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:23,360 Yeah, or is it like just furry pussy or you know, it looks fat like I I don't I don't I don't know what 769 00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:28,960 Do I have to be a fat girl to have a fat pussy? Like yeah, I never understood that either 770 00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:32,560 I would just understand because I think like a guy. I don't know you think like a guy 771 00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:39,280 Yeah, exactly. You would probably want to fuck a pussy that's tight and not loose and just like open and and yeah 772 00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:42,240 And and and the hair doesn't fucking hurt 773 00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:46,720 And and it's all trimmed like the playground is clean shaving please 774 00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:49,520 playground is clean 775 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,160 Oh 776 00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:58,560 So, um, I'm done with my topic all I know is I like dick pics but dick 777 00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:03,680 There are two conditions your dick needs to be fucking photogenic and you need to know how to take a fucking picture 778 00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:08,240 Yes, I don't like pulling it out like at the park or I'm kidding about pulling it out the park 779 00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:13,440 Please don't pull it out the park. But you know, look know how to take a picture and when you do then 780 00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:18,000 Your girl will be turned on and then there's some girls that just don't like that at all and that's cool 781 00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:20,080 I guess and you're probably boring 782 00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:21,120 but 783 00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:24,000 That's probably because your man doesn't know how to take a picture too. So, uh 784 00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,160 I 785 00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:31,760 But but I do have to say I in in my realm 786 00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:36,480 I hate when they're like waiting for you 787 00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:39,200 It's like don't fuck off like stop it 788 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000 I 789 00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:44,400 Like don't don't don't do that 790 00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:49,360 I don't I don't like it the and how old is the dick pic that they send when they say they're waiting? 791 00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:54,560 Yeah, exactly. You fucking I don't know how many times exactly. Yeah 792 00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:58,000 So, um, I don't I don't know but please 793 00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:01,280 Refrain at least wait a month 794 00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,280 I 795 00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:10,960 Beyond like friendly conversing terms before you send it to me on match.com. Yeah, I got I have to fucking meet you first 796 00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:19,120 And then you want to do a dick pic. Okay fine. I mean I and then I know what I'm dealing with and you know what? Um, so 797 00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:21,520 Now I'm like 798 00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:23,760 We need to do like a study on this like yeah 799 00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:28,160 Well, I don't want to do a study because that means I would have to fucking do a match.com profile 800 00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:32,400 But you know like I'll do it like okay. I think I can I can reactivate my knee 801 00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:38,320 Right. So like 95 of the time if they're sending dick pics. Is that even a their dick? 802 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,400 so like if if 803 00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:44,720 If guy a sends you that dick pic and you guys hook up and you're like, you know what? Hold on 804 00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:50,800 Let me pull up the app pull your dick out right now. Let me see is this what is actually in your pants 805 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000 Oh, look it's catfish. That's what I thought 806 00:55:54,000 --> 00:56:01,360 Oh, of course because I watched catfish and I didn't know you can google search pictures. So I'm like, oh 807 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000 Shit, yeah 808 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:07,840 I didn't even think about that. Yeah, let me put that little dick in the google search 809 00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:12,960 They probably would have just picked it up off of the fucking google images. Yeah, but pick a 810 00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:16,880 Pick a pretty dick because I've had pencil dicks 811 00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:19,680 Sent to me 812 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:22,400 I've had like 813 00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:24,400 I've had like 814 00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:26,400 I don't know 815 00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:28,400 I 816 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:36,400 I am half Caucasian. So I just want to say that but I've had some white little yucky pink ones 817 00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:42,400 Like I don't know 818 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,400 Oh god, you have me in tears right 819 00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:50,400 I just like just you guys don't do this and I think 820 00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:58,400 This is what I think honestly. I think that they are like from Nigeria and they're just trying to like, you know, I don't know 821 00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:04,400 I'm sorry Nigeria. I'm just saying like there's a lot of scams going on 822 00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:08,400 Well, you know that saying guys with a small dick is really just 823 00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,400 Yeah, but 824 00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:16,400 I don't know. Let me finish guys with a small dick is just a girl with a big quit or the opposite of way 825 00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:20,400 A fat girl with a big quit is just really a dude with a small dick 826 00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:26,400 Well these days probably but we're not gonna get 827 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:32,400 Yeah, I don't want to get crucified but you know, yeah 828 00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:36,400 Yeah, yeah, and that's what they used to say back in the day 829 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:42,400 Oh my gosh. Well, you know, this is so I'm looking at my topic 830 00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:50,400 It's like, oh fuck. I hear this. Well, I'm done with my main topic. So what's your topic then? 831 00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:58,400 Let's segue into something that's on a better note. Yes, so my topic was 832 00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:02,400 I just was thinking about homeless etiquette 833 00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:14,400 And that's my topic because I understand that we are in a recession. Everybody's hurting everybody and you got to do what you got to do and it 834 00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:20,400 That's fine and I'm not judging anybody but 835 00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:29,400 Yeah, can just have a little bit of homeless etiquette and I'll give you an example. I go to work and the 836 00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:37,400 Best Western which is right across the street from my work turned into a homeless shelter 837 00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:38,400 Oh yeah, okay. 838 00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:48,400 We're hurting and stuff and you know what I might my heart bleeds for you. I understand and I know hard times 839 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:55,400 This is all crazy. I get it and you got to do what you got to do and I'm with it 840 00:58:55,400 --> 00:59:04,400 And if you have to like dig in a trash can for food that we people who are not in your situation waste 841 00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:08,400 So you can eat I get that I get it 842 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:16,400 But can you please put the trash lid back on top and put the trash back in like I don't know 843 00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:26,400 There has to be some type of homeless etiquette there has to be or I don't know I don't know that that was my topic 844 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:34,400 It was just kind of like you know it's weird because in Southern California there's the guy with the cardboard 845 00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:40,400 Sign and he's telling me or not telling me selling everybody driving by 846 00:59:40,400 --> 01:00:00,400 Hungry will work for food will work for food and I just bought a pizza and they gave me a bunch of paper plates and napkins and stuff and this is years ago whatever in Southern California and I felt so bad and I was like will work for food 847 01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:19,400 And I was like here so I I'm at us red light and I put five slices of pizza and napkins and and I got some and I met the red light I handed to him and I rolled down my window like here and he's like thank you 848 01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:36,400 And I was I I say God bless I don't really believe in God but I was like God bless um he throws the fucking pizza at my car when I leave what yeah okay well obviously he's mentally ill or a drug addict and he won't 849 01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:51,400 Well and then it's kind of like you're you're fucking ruining it for the people that really need it and it really are in a situation like that right and also if you want to fucking dig in trash cans 850 01:00:51,400 --> 01:01:13,400 Why do you have to just be like a fucking raccoon and shit like fucking where's your etiquette was like you're you're human where is your etiquette I just well that would also where's your etiquette also would be like where's your common sense and I guess that would go hand in hand so that's why 851 01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:37,400 But I'm not I'm not saying that yes yes I'm not I'm not saying because like I've been down now yes I have and but if you have to come to the point where you have to dig in a trash can can you just please be nice and get what you need and put it back please 852 01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:57,400 Yeah or because because guess who has to I have to do it right I was just like this is my topic and I know that it there's been a big fucking um thing where my sister was actually telling me that like the tank camps and everything and I feel horrible 853 01:01:57,400 --> 01:02:18,400 I don't know what is going on or what actually happened but like on the freeway and I drive here in Oregon and there's like 10 camps and it's like I want to help like what how did you all just where did they did they kick you out or did you like what is going on I want to know 854 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:31,400 I don't but I don't know I don't know I just got moved they keep the city or the government just keep or the local government just keeps moving them around so that's why they end up where they end up at 855 01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:53,400 Well my sister's like oh my gosh so bad here and she said that in Southern Kelly the street walkers I don't know if you've seen anything or whatever but they can they're they can actually be like really scanty I would 856 01:02:53,400 --> 01:03:12,400 Oh yeah that um gruesome noose them that's what we call him the governor gruesome who is your governor now um what's his name noose them but what's his what's his first name the noose them guy okay you know I'm talking about noose them yes I know Nancy Pelosi's nephew 857 01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:30,400 Yeah anyways we call him or I call him gruesome noose them yeah he signed into law that they can I don't know what the law is but the prostitution look I'm for prostitution just don't do it like the way they're doing it here like have it fucking like in Nevada where you have it at a fucking like 858 01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:47,400 Brothel what's it called like at you know I made it look yeah at a brothel or whatever I'm like I'm I am for legalizing prostitution I am legalizing all fucking drugs I don't give a fuck tax the shit out of it put it back into the school system that'll never happen because we want to keep the people 859 01:03:47,400 --> 01:04:06,400 dumb but um if you did it that way there would just everything would flourish better if we just legalized everything and then tax the shit out of it yeah don't get me started and then this I know so let me just so that's just gonna stir up so much anger with all this 860 01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:27,400 goddamn fucking bullshit my other topic was we're just gonna be like let's just wipe the whiteboard clean and let's go on to next I was really thinking about you know when you when the when you're working and a company says 861 01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:44,400 a two week notice like oh like when you want to quit but you know when you want to quit and yet they can fire you but they don't give you a two week no thank you very fucking much thank you already know where I'm going with this fuck it 862 01:04:44,400 --> 01:05:05,400 oh this is my topic I know we're going a little bit long maybe no I don't yeah that's fine it doesn't matter but I was just like oh they want you to tell them I quit in two weeks and then they treat you like garbage for two weeks probably 863 01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:25,400 exactly and then but but a company can fire you and not and not say hey I'm gonna fire you but guess what I'm giving you a two week notice you're gonna be working for two weeks and then I'm gonna fire you allowing that individual to look for work still come to work 864 01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:48,400 so right paid like fuck that so I that was a big topic and I think it's because I'm in payroll now and I'm like seeing this shit like what the fuck like no like we should stop as individuals giving fucking companies a two week fuck you unless you really need to 865 01:05:48,400 --> 01:06:17,400 and you're being polite and then maybe that will give you the opportunity to come back to the company should you need to I have a when you're done with that I have a total I have a story okay so I have a story on that so this is I totally agree with you on this right so my daughter where she's working at now she had a she was in Mexico two weeks ago for a she was part of a wedding party right so she was in a wedding party 866 01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:34,400 right so she was a bridesmaid and she knew about the wedding or she knew about having to be are being in Mexico like for two months whatever the fuck right did she put her fucking request and when she found out the dates of course not she was gonna wait until a month out 867 01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:54,400 so what happens the job says guess what nobody can take this week off if you do get if you do ask for it off then we're gonna fire you and she was like oh shit well obviously it's the week that she's fucking she has or not the week the weekend whatever the fuck that she has to be in Mexico 868 01:06:54,400 --> 01:07:13,400 so she's like mom what am I supposed to do she's like I can like she's like I'm gonna tell my boss I can change the fucking like I think she was leaving on Thursday and she comes back on Monday she's like I will just leave on Friday get married or not not her get married but be in the wedding on Saturday and then fly back Saturday night I'm like 869 01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:29,400 um no you're not gonna fucking do that it's a fucking job you tell them that you already bought the ticket now I obviously I told her I'm like you should have a already requested the time off don't wait a month out if you know the fucking date you fucking ask for it off just period 870 01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:46,400 yep that's where she got screwed but so I told her I'm like you fucking tell him that you already have a plane ticket you're not changing it you work up until that date if they're gonna fucking fire you they fucking fire you it's a fucking job who cares you can find another fucking job calm the fuck down do not change your fucking 871 01:07:46,400 --> 01:08:07,400 don't don't change your travel plans and pay to change your travel plans because that's what also the thing right right like okay so the fucking job of course because they're fucking corporate America the fucking job gave her the run around and then like finally I guess like within that week they said 872 01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:25,400 um okay we'll let we'll allow it um that you can be off and so that was like and I want to say though so she was in Mexico two weeks ago so I think she asked in August or whenever they fucking told her so all the way up until then they've been giving her shit like the passive aggressive shit when it comes to like the 873 01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:43,400 conference calls or any any meeting she had to attend it's just like oh yeah this and then Medusa's daughter that or what just very passive aggressive I'm like you know what fuck them and I'm like this is why I told then she's like I'm so glad you I didn't fucking change for them and then 874 01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:59,400 the week before she goes to fucking Mexico she gets a job offer for a new job see and I'm like I'm like when they were being passive aggressive to her and fucking calling her out in front of everybody even though they weren't saying her name but like so and so and I'm just like dude everybody 875 01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:14,400 knows that I'm the one who's taken off so you could just fucking say my name a and B I told her I was just like you better start looking for another job because you had a target on your back now and everybody's gonna fucking hate you and obviously your fucking boss does fuck him or fuck her I don't know 876 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:34,400 what's going on with that one because she's like I'm so glad I listened to you I'm like work door closes and a door. Good job. Good job. 877 01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:48,400 If that was my mom or dad they probably would have told her to change her. I know. Right. So the boomer parents would have been like no you change the plans or and they would have like just been negative like you better not lose your job. 878 01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:59,400 Exactly. So I was just like there will be another fucking time you never it's your friends fucking wedding you're a fucking made of honor do not fucking change your shit for that thing. 879 01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:07,400 Yes. Oh my gosh. That's awesome. And you know what I just learned a little bit more about you today. 880 01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:15,400 Well you know what she's like I don't know it's just after dealing with all this bullshitting. I just like life and generally you know how it is because we're older. Yeah. 881 01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:31,400 You're going to look back and be like I should have been there for my friend because I was part of the her wedding party and I fucking skipped out for what two days just because I'm. I'm losing a fucking job. Fuck that. Fuck that. 882 01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:50,400 And I'm in payroll and people are like hello they come to my office. They tell me why put it and I know the laws of Oregon. I'm like well when do you put it in because you have five days to be approved or rejected. 883 01:10:50,400 --> 01:11:12,400 And they're like I put it in like 10 weeks ago. Well it's actually I there's nothing I really can do. I am just over the policy and I just hear everybody crying and I it's just like you need to talk to this is fucking bullshit like that. 884 01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:25,400 I don't I don't I don't fucking know like but but yeah I don't know. Let the record show I saw that you submitted your request 10 minutes ago right before you walked into my door so shut up. 885 01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:40,400 I'm like let me look you I can't even look at the request. This is this is so I just keep pouring them over. I'm like this is who you text. This is who you call. This is who you fucking like fuck this. 886 01:11:40,400 --> 01:12:00,400 I don't fucking know what's going on. I used to just fucking tell you you're approved or not approved for a fucking house payment and now I'm in the fucking retail business and this is nuts but it sucks because you just look at these big corporations and shit and 887 01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:15,400 I guess I'm one of those now that has to help them out or figure it out or or stop things like you can't do this you can't do that yeah okay whatever. 888 01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:30,400 I fucking hate my life I just want to retire already but I can't come on a bullet iron fist. Yeah, I'm like this is my fuck shit. 889 01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:47,400 I'm like fuck all you and I'm like all right you okay you go there you go there you go there we're going to cut the cake. We're you just walk into a room you fucking aim that way you aim that way we aim that way I'll throw like this. 890 01:12:47,400 --> 01:13:00,400 Military but I guess I think you dad but again that's how my dad raised me and this is how I'm gonna fucking do it I don't give a fuck what place in life I'm at. 891 01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:05,400 I retail yeah I've never been retail. 892 01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:08,400 Lowe's I love you. 893 01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:19,400 But I'm running the show now. Yeah but fuck this shit you guys didn't have any I had to clean lockers lockers lockers lockers. 894 01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:37,400 Oh my god there was shit and lockers like actual human shit or you just say like yeah like no no no no no no no no there were like you need to do a locker audit and it's part of your job. 895 01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:52,400 Your job to make sure there's nothing in there or what's the lock. No it's just we don't give you can have a locker whatever but I have new hires and I'm like well I think these are the only lockers and it's like the bottom. 896 01:13:52,400 --> 01:14:07,400 Because you have maybe in there's just like oh that kind of sucks and the old ladies like well that's gonna have like yeah this is gonna I can suck. I don't know I mean I'm sorry so all we have available. 897 01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:09,400 So I was like wait a second. 898 01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:14,400 I'm gonna lockers for sale and I'll 12 so go buy one of those bitch. 899 01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:22,400 No but it's a locker in the room. I know I'm kidding like go buy a locker and put it in the fucking break room lock it up bitch. 900 01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:32,400 Fucking how about you just don't fuck this place but I have to fucking understand that this is the place to pay my bills. 901 01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:39,400 So I'm like all right you know what I'm just gonna fucking I'm gonna take charge I'm gonna do it. 902 01:14:39,400 --> 01:15:00,400 I cleaned out the lockers I fucking brand report it ask somebody higher up who how can I run report like who's here who's not right like what the fuck and I got that and I was like holy fuck man I have 205 lockers and how 903 01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:02,400 How many did you free up. 904 01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:10,400 About 108 holy shit. Yeah. Well you did your job you fucking need a raise. 905 01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:17,400 I was just like that was Saturday that was yesterday and I was like I am fucking done. 906 01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:22,400 I didn't have fucking alcohol you know what you need to put in those lockers is Jameson. 907 01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:33,400 Yeah and I was like you know what I left though and when there was change like like pennies dimes nickels whatever American change. 908 01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:39,400 I just I was like you know what fucking left out like you want. 909 01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:42,400 There you go put that towards your life. 910 01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:44,400 Throw away money. Right. 911 01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:48,400 But whatevs but I'm not going to pick up penny so you can do it. 912 01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:58,400 A new locker owner. Okay so do you want to move into rent. Yeah I was just gonna say let's segue into rent. Yeah so you can go you start with your rent first. 913 01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:12,400 Okay so my rant is I know I rant on toilet paper and pillows a lot but I really want to rant on like is it over or under. 914 01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:22,400 I am I guess it will be trash and cash to for me I am an over person I do not like under I will fucking change that shit to over real fucking quick bitch. 915 01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:28,400 You know what I I I go to people's houses and they. 916 01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:34,400 Oh you want to come for a barbecue or a party or whatever and I'm like what your shit is wrong. 917 01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:43,400 That's exactly unless you have a cat I get it because you're. I didn't even think about oh I never thought about that. 918 01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:50,400 That's probably why some people do it under and they just don't fucking care but I never thought about that. 919 01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:53,400 Yeah but it should it always be. 920 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:58,400 Wait am I doing my rant because I was gonna run about that. No yeah. 921 01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:06,400 But the over under is trash and cash or rant it get it doubles as both for me so. 922 01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:19,400 Yeah so my rant today was that and I also want to rant about a booze brews. 923 01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:21,400 Oh what you fell. 924 01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:26,400 No I just wake up I'm like where the fuck this come from. 925 01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:29,400 Oh okay got it. 926 01:17:29,400 --> 01:17:35,400 I want to rant about that but I don't really want to rant about it. 927 01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:39,400 It's just like you're mad because you can't figure out how you got bruised. 928 01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:48,400 Yeah okay that happens to me all the fucking time and that happens to me sober and I'm just like I really don't remember how I did this and I wasn't drunk since last week weekend so. 929 01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:53,400 It's only Wednesday where this bruise come from. 930 01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:56,400 I'm not gonna lie. 931 01:17:56,400 --> 01:17:59,400 Oh my god. 932 01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:13,400 You know I really liked one person and I woke up and I just had like these little it looked like I was abducted by aliens. 933 01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:23,400 And I was like what the fuck do I have like three little circle bruises on my right on my right forearm. 934 01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:25,400 Are they big. 935 01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:29,400 No they were. 936 01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:33,400 I'm coming to the conclusion. 937 01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:39,400 I was on top they fucking just held my fucking arms like I don't know. 938 01:18:39,400 --> 01:18:48,400 So question so I remember growing up or at least I remember growing up now you're talking about three dots do you ever remember like the tattoo was like three dots like I want to say was. 939 01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:49,400 Oh yeah. 940 01:18:49,400 --> 01:18:51,400 What does that mean. 941 01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:58,400 I think so because I had that. 942 01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:00,400 And I on. 943 01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:03,400 Yeah it's it's me. 944 01:19:03,400 --> 01:19:11,400 I'm a Vita Loka is that what I saw that all the time growing up when I was in junior high and I'm just like what the fuck does that mean I never know. 945 01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:24,400 I fucking I did that stupid shit and I was like I hope you people don't know that I'm like I'm with you but I'm like I'm Islander and white but. 946 01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:33,400 I did that and I and my sister actually did that and she put it on the side of her. 947 01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:39,400 I use to see it on hands hands like hands and like like instead of the tear it would be like the three dots. 948 01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:45,400 Under yeah it was underneath the eye so I was just like I guess that's a gangster thing I don't know you know what I did. 949 01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:48,400 I did one dot like tattoo wise. 950 01:19:48,400 --> 01:19:59,400 I got on the left eye one dot on the right eye like but just kind of like not like oh it's there is it's like you put it like it looks like a birthmark. 951 01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:02,400 And then I put one on my chin. 952 01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:12,400 And I was like yeah that that because I have a crazy life is this. 953 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:16,400 I know but I'm not disrespecting anybody I get it. 954 01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:24,400 I'm not disrespecting anybody either I was just I didn't know what that meant but I remember yeah yeah and growing up. 955 01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:31,400 Yeah and my sister has it I have it on my I still fucking have that shit on my fucking wrist. 956 01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:41,400 And you know my you and my arms are yeah yeah I try to cover it up with my little tattoo on the other like. 957 01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:55,400 Because I don't want to get stuff in it I really didn't I had a crazy life but it's just not that crazy I don't I don't understand how crazy people want to say their lives are. 958 01:20:55,400 --> 01:21:01,400 Because everybody has a crazy life and you know hey you're your mommy. 959 01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:03,400 Oh to be young. 960 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:05,400 Yeah to be young. 961 01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:10,400 Okay so let you let's let's go to. 962 01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:12,400 Oh okay so let me do my rant. 963 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:14,400 Are you done with your aunt please. 964 01:21:14,400 --> 01:21:21,400 Okay so my last week I ranted about Amazon being on Amazon or on the Amazon. 965 01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:28,400 We doing a return with Amazon or saying my order was never delivered even though it said it was delivered. 966 01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:30,400 Oh picture four minutes. 967 01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:36,400 No so I was on the phone for 44 minutes right this week's rant again is Amazon. 968 01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:47,400 So like I mentioned earlier so for the Amazon Prime Day I ordered the Joyco shampoo and conditioner and it's the big fucking bottles right so it's going to last me the entire year. 969 01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:57,400 Normally they're $42 and 50 cents Prime Day was $30 I'm sweet let me buy the shit now I bought it with my fucking vitamins and my fucking heady pad. 970 01:21:57,400 --> 01:22:16,400 So what does Amazon do Amazon puts everything in one single fucking box or the I don't know how they package it the shampoo bottles are actually in a plastic plastic bag or whatever and it's like it's it's closed. 971 01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:18,400 But. 972 01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:31,400 This film I yeah I open up my fucking box that has the two giant bottles of fucking shampoo like eight bottles of supplements that's going to last me for six months and my heating pad. 973 01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:34,400 Why does it immediately smell like the shampoo and I'm just like. 974 01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:44,400 Okay, I open it up the fucking shampoo bottle is one third missed like one third of it is like just all over my fucking shit. 975 01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:50,400 No, yes, so what do I do I get on my Amazon app. 976 01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:57,400 And I you fill out you say it's defective and you explain why and I'm just like, okay so it's one third missing. 977 01:22:57,400 --> 01:22:59,400 What do they want me to do. 978 01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:00,400 I have to. 979 01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:03,400 So they give me a QR you know I'm talking about the QR code. 980 01:23:03,400 --> 01:23:10,400 I have to drop this one third bottle off this one third missing of liquid shampoo missing. 981 01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:16,400 I have to go back to UPS to drop it off at the UPS store because it's missing otherwise they're not going to credit me. 982 01:23:16,400 --> 01:23:20,400 Of course they sent me a replacement and I will that's my second rant. 983 01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:26,400 But the fact I'm like in my complaint or like for the delivery I actually I've never complained about a delivery. 984 01:23:26,400 --> 01:23:35,400 This delivery I was just like why would you put everything in the same fucking box I'm like, fuck get your shit together right at least the conditioner didn't open up. 985 01:23:35,400 --> 01:23:51,400 They they send me my replacement on Friday Friday shows up with my Amazon Prime socks because my socks are fucking really shitty I've had them for four years they were on sale the same, whatever the brand was, and then my shampoo so I watch the fucking we have the same driver for 986 01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:53,400 like forever up here. 987 01:23:53,400 --> 01:24:01,400 I watch her because I'm getting ready to open the door she actually puts the she puts the box like standing up. 988 01:24:01,400 --> 01:24:06,400 So you know because it's a shampoo bottle so obviously she's paying attention this time. 989 01:24:06,400 --> 01:24:14,400 Why did she put the box upside down though because I fucking open up the box and the shampoo bottle is upside down. 990 01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:19,400 At least yeah so at least it didn't fucking bust open but I was just like I'm like why would you. 991 01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:32,400 I was just so fucking angry when I'm like now I have to go to ups to drop off this fucking half or two thirds, whatever bottle that has shampoo I have to go there next week to drop it off just so I can get my credit. 992 01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:35,400 I won't be charged twice. 993 01:24:35,400 --> 01:24:43,400 That's it I'm not just like now I'm wasting my time when people waste my time that's when I fucking get pissed off so that's my fucking rant. 994 01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:49,400 Yeah, I have so many more but we're going to go over. 995 01:24:49,400 --> 01:24:51,400 I'm like fuck you. 996 01:24:51,400 --> 01:24:52,400 Fuck you. 997 01:24:52,400 --> 01:24:56,400 Fuck you and they're like oh here's your fucking. 998 01:24:56,400 --> 01:25:09,400 There's a thing because we're so accustomed to Amazon right right so I'm like where else can I fucking like like if I cancel Amazon working where can I get all my share in one place you fucking can't you like. 999 01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:12,400 That's all just like God damn it. 1000 01:25:12,400 --> 01:25:30,400 But we can be bitches and they they depends I don't fucking know but I'm just mad that I have to drop the shit off at Amazon like the fucking Amazon chicks should have just picked it up like and then like taking taking it back I was just like I don't know understand why I have to drop it off at ups. 1001 01:25:30,400 --> 01:25:35,400 Yeah, and do you know what I'm in a small town they tell me you gotta go to the Dollar Tree. 1002 01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:37,400 The Dollar fucking tree. 1003 01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:49,400 Well just how like you bought your fucking Samsung fucking refrigerator and it's the thing breaks and they're like well you have to bring this you have to bring the refrigerator to us and I'm just like well I'm just never going to move to that remote of a place. 1004 01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:55,400 And I'm like how am I going to fucking do this call fucking you whole. 1005 01:25:55,400 --> 01:26:03,400 Am I actually going to get a fucking fridge because I if I bring you back mine are you going to give me a new one. 1006 01:26:03,400 --> 01:26:08,400 And what's the point of the warranty if you have to do that like you thought that's fucking just. 1007 01:26:08,400 --> 01:26:11,400 Oh, you're going to me to. 1008 01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:15,400 Alright trash and cash because everybody trash and cash. 1009 01:26:15,400 --> 01:26:16,400 You go first. 1010 01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:19,400 I'm going to say. 1011 01:26:19,400 --> 01:26:23,400 Okay, and it again doesn't matter. 1012 01:26:23,400 --> 01:26:31,400 You may not even know or not like or you might like both you might hate both right trash and cash. 1013 01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:39,400 Wet wipes or regular TP. 1014 01:26:39,400 --> 01:26:48,400 For I guess wiping my ass it would be toilet TP well TP and then finish off I have to use both TP and then finish off with the wet wipe. 1015 01:26:48,400 --> 01:26:49,400 Me too. 1016 01:26:49,400 --> 01:26:52,400 But if you're on a desert. 1017 01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:53,400 Come on. 1018 01:26:53,400 --> 01:26:57,400 Oh God wet wipes because that's multiple uses like that. 1019 01:26:57,400 --> 01:27:00,400 Yeah, yeah, so that oh yeah I'm sorry that's my cash money. 1020 01:27:00,400 --> 01:27:02,400 Okay, me too. 1021 01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:06,400 I'm so glad we're besties that right. 1022 01:27:06,400 --> 01:27:09,400 I go down my list or are you going to. 1023 01:27:09,400 --> 01:27:26,400 I only have to so I'll go we can go back and forth so um when it comes to like the car air fresheners like when you go to the minor really boring by the way, when you go to like the car wash to get your car done and they're like what's sent you want vanilla or cherry. 1024 01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:34,400 I'm going to say, crash for vanilla and God I hate I hate both. 1025 01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:39,400 I'm going to fucking just cash the fucking cherry. 1026 01:27:39,400 --> 01:27:52,400 I, I'm a little more like I want a little fruity vibe I guess I don't but I don't want a fruity vibe, but just for the cash and the trash. 1027 01:27:52,400 --> 01:27:53,400 Yeah. 1028 01:27:53,400 --> 01:28:07,400 That's okay, I don't know I'm a vanilla girl, I was cherry girl growing up and then whatever but I just like vanilla everything just like flavor and whatnot so like when I got my car wash last week they're like what I'm just like fucking vanilla. 1029 01:28:07,400 --> 01:28:10,400 They have way too many fucking sense to choose from. 1030 01:28:10,400 --> 01:28:17,400 Like, if you had three, just like make it three available don't want why do you have like 10 like who the fuck has 10. 1031 01:28:17,400 --> 01:28:30,400 And they're like, there's a new car sent. Yeah, don't care. Fucking new car sent. What the fuck is that supposed to smell like leather, because my new car doesn't have leather. 1032 01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:46,400 I don't fucking know that's crazy but we're just because we, we know, we know that this is just like hey, if you were like just what what we can hate it, we can love it. 1033 01:28:46,400 --> 01:28:51,400 So I'm thinking my next one is okay. 1034 01:28:51,400 --> 01:28:56,400 Trash or cash this is not a nest this night owl. 1035 01:28:56,400 --> 01:28:58,400 Early bird. 1036 01:28:58,400 --> 01:29:09,400 Um, you, I think you already know the answer this money for me is early bird and by early bird I mean like 3am so I guess that's still I guess like late night for you so I don't know. 1037 01:29:09,400 --> 01:29:12,400 Yeah, going to bed. 1038 01:29:12,400 --> 01:29:25,400 Okay, so I'm a 3am person so actually I'm a 2am person so I'm early morning I guess that's what qualifies as early morning I don't know and then trash for me would be late night. 1039 01:29:25,400 --> 01:29:27,400 I guess. I don't know. 1040 01:29:27,400 --> 01:29:34,400 You're you're you're the opposite we're opposite in that we're so opposite by with everybody in that regard though. 1041 01:29:34,400 --> 01:29:41,400 Well who really enjoys. I don't know. Okay, moving on. 1042 01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:47,400 Okay, okay, so I have this is lame I couldn't think of anything for trash. 1043 01:29:47,400 --> 01:29:52,400 I need to book like regular book or ebook. 1044 01:29:52,400 --> 01:30:05,400 Oh, you know what that's so silly because I was like I said I was cleaning out lockers and I was throwing away money just pennies and shit. 1045 01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:11,400 And I saw books. I'm gonna throw them away. I don't know why. 1046 01:30:11,400 --> 01:30:17,400 And I was a CS Lewis. Yeah, I was like, I haven't read this book. 1047 01:30:17,400 --> 01:30:25,400 No, I'm not throwing away knowledge or just whatever right whatever just books. 1048 01:30:25,400 --> 01:30:36,400 So, yeah, I am going to say real books is cash for me and trash is by. 1049 01:30:36,400 --> 01:30:46,400 Yeah, it doesn't matter. I'm just gonna if I have to do it trash for the ebooks and cash for the real books. 1050 01:30:46,400 --> 01:30:59,400 I'm like, I'll do both but I prefer be just because I'm on my phone and like we're on our phones and our computers all day long so when it comes to actually reading and join something I want it to be like an actual book. 1051 01:30:59,400 --> 01:31:13,400 Yeah, but but I'll read the ebook if it's available right. Oh, I mean, yeah, but ebooks. Yeah, exactly. But if that's if the paperbacks available and I want to keep it I guess I can read it again then of course are not paperback just like the hard copy. 1052 01:31:13,400 --> 01:31:16,400 Yeah, that so okay. 1053 01:31:16,400 --> 01:31:27,400 Okay, let's switch it up a little bit. Okay, hoodies everybody likes hoodies or not everybody likes hoodies. I'll take that back. 1054 01:31:27,400 --> 01:31:49,400 And when you wear a hoodie, would you zipper or a pullover. Oh, yeah, I'm not. I think we did this before. I say zipper. Well, I'm both but zipper just because I get hot all the time so that way I don't have to actually take I don't have to pull the, the pull over I wouldn't have to pull it off. 1055 01:31:49,400 --> 01:31:58,400 I mean, if it was a zipper one I can just unzip it and then like leave it on but with the pullover I have to take the entire thing off if I start heating up. 1056 01:31:58,400 --> 01:32:14,400 Yes, I like that but I guess it depends on what you're doing for work and what right. I don't know here in Oregon I'm like focus knowing but it's always cold up there so you probably want the pullover. 1057 01:32:14,400 --> 01:32:20,400 I can do that at Lowe's I want to represent Lowe's can I do one more. 1058 01:32:20,400 --> 01:32:23,400 I don't care if you have like a whole list go ahead. 1059 01:32:23,400 --> 01:32:26,400 Oh, well, I just want to say. 1060 01:32:26,400 --> 01:32:28,400 Okay, let's just go this way. 1061 01:32:28,400 --> 01:32:30,400 Okay. 1062 01:32:30,400 --> 01:32:40,400 Um, nobody wants this. I know you and I are both like we try to do the best that we can to be physically. 1063 01:32:40,400 --> 01:32:45,400 Like, on point. 1064 01:32:45,400 --> 01:32:58,400 Um, like day, whatever but if you had to have a partner, would it be a spare tire or a double chin? 1065 01:32:58,400 --> 01:33:02,400 Oh, God, damn. I think I would actually have to. 1066 01:33:02,400 --> 01:33:08,400 I'll just, I'll just go hang out with the monks and be neither. I don't know. 1067 01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:25,400 I'm just saying if if you had to choose who's cash and who's trash. I know we both don't like either but what if you had to just like okay I'll take you and not you. 1068 01:33:25,400 --> 01:33:27,400 I would kill myself. 1069 01:33:27,400 --> 01:33:29,400 I know. 1070 01:33:29,400 --> 01:33:32,400 I would kill myself as well. 1071 01:33:32,400 --> 01:33:34,400 But shit. 1072 01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:41,400 Would you rather or double chin so double spare tire or a double chin? 1073 01:33:41,400 --> 01:33:47,400 Oh, dear God, you're making my stomach sick. I don't know. That's really hard. 1074 01:33:47,400 --> 01:33:51,400 What the fuck. Okay, I will fucking take a spare tile. 1075 01:33:51,400 --> 01:33:54,400 Don't cash money. 1076 01:33:54,400 --> 01:34:00,400 But if you have a spare tire, you probably have a double chin as well though, right? So it would be the same person. 1077 01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:03,400 No, no, no, look at me. 1078 01:34:03,400 --> 01:34:05,400 You saw me. 1079 01:34:05,400 --> 01:34:09,400 I feel like I have a little bit of a little. 1080 01:34:09,400 --> 01:34:12,400 Well, that can be easily fixed. Yeah, exactly. 1081 01:34:12,400 --> 01:34:15,400 You better just start eating better and start eating more. 1082 01:34:15,400 --> 01:34:17,400 Too much into it. 1083 01:34:17,400 --> 01:34:20,400 Or just say that nasty fucking nasty when you. 1084 01:34:20,400 --> 01:34:27,400 Yeah, but I mean, if you had a gun to your head, it's like what would you want? 1085 01:34:27,400 --> 01:34:29,400 Like, who would you pick? 1086 01:34:29,400 --> 01:34:32,400 The spare tire guy or the double chin guy? 1087 01:34:32,400 --> 01:34:41,400 Which everyone that I could just have Don Julio 70 coursing through my veins so I can like deflect from the fact that I have a fucking nasty partner. 1088 01:34:41,400 --> 01:34:43,400 How about that? 1089 01:34:43,400 --> 01:34:45,400 I guess. Okay. 1090 01:34:45,400 --> 01:34:48,400 All right. That fucking rocks. 1091 01:34:48,400 --> 01:34:52,400 I don't fucking know because I don't have that problem. 1092 01:34:52,400 --> 01:34:54,400 I don't have that problem either. 1093 01:34:54,400 --> 01:34:58,400 But I'm just saying like, hey, what, what, what would it be? 1094 01:34:58,400 --> 01:35:04,400 An alcoholic like legit alcoholic like clink clink. Let's take a drink. 1095 01:35:04,400 --> 01:35:06,400 My last one. 1096 01:35:06,400 --> 01:35:08,400 Last. Okay. 1097 01:35:08,400 --> 01:35:09,400 Okay. 1098 01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:11,400 Do you. 1099 01:35:11,400 --> 01:35:12,400 Okay. 1100 01:35:12,400 --> 01:35:15,400 This is has nothing to do with. 1101 01:35:15,400 --> 01:35:17,400 Don't think too much into it. 1102 01:35:17,400 --> 01:35:19,400 I'm just saying. 1103 01:35:19,400 --> 01:35:24,400 Would you rather shave or wax your underarms? 1104 01:35:24,400 --> 01:35:26,400 Cash or trade. 1105 01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:29,400 I guess I've never waxed my underarms. 1106 01:35:29,400 --> 01:35:31,400 So I've only ever shaved them. 1107 01:35:31,400 --> 01:35:37,400 So cash is shaving and then waxing would be trash. 1108 01:35:37,400 --> 01:35:39,400 What about you? 1109 01:35:39,400 --> 01:35:41,400 I always shave as well. 1110 01:35:41,400 --> 01:35:50,400 But I'm going to, I'm going to trash the shave and I'm going to cash the wax because. 1111 01:35:50,400 --> 01:35:54,400 Yeah, I, it lasts longer. 1112 01:35:54,400 --> 01:35:57,400 I don't think about that. 1113 01:35:57,400 --> 01:36:03,400 But, but, you know, I'm poor. 1114 01:36:03,400 --> 01:36:05,400 Shit. 1115 01:36:05,400 --> 01:36:07,400 No, you're not. 1116 01:36:07,400 --> 01:36:09,400 That's all I got. I'm sorry. 1117 01:36:09,400 --> 01:36:12,400 All right guys. Well, thanks for hanging out with us. 1118 01:36:12,400 --> 01:36:14,400 It's been a long minute. 1119 01:36:14,400 --> 01:36:19,400 So we will let you go and remember if you're going to send a dick pic to your girl. 1120 01:36:19,400 --> 01:36:21,400 Two qualifications. 1121 01:36:21,400 --> 01:36:26,400 And you need to know how to take a fucking photo of your photogenic dick. 1122 01:36:26,400 --> 01:36:27,400 I agree. 1123 01:36:27,400 --> 01:36:29,400 Words, Pomona bullets. 1124 01:36:29,400 --> 01:36:33,400 I just love everybody who is actually listening to us. 1125 01:36:33,400 --> 01:36:37,400 And trust me, we see you. 1126 01:36:37,400 --> 01:36:38,400 We will. 1127 01:36:38,400 --> 01:36:40,400 We don't see you like legit. 1128 01:36:40,400 --> 01:36:42,400 Yeah, we hear you. 1129 01:36:42,400 --> 01:36:44,400 We feel your vibes. 1130 01:36:44,400 --> 01:36:45,400 Thank you. 1131 01:36:45,400 --> 01:36:47,400 Peace out. Bye. 1132 01:36:47,400 --> 01:36:49,400 Peace. 1133 01:36:49,400 --> 01:36:51,400 Son of a bitch, bitch.