1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,400 Good day. Good afternoon. 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:10,400 Clink, clink, bitches. I am Pomona Butch. 3 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:16,400 And, well now I am, Baruch Matissa. This is Top Shelf Hi Jinks. 4 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:19,400 Welcome, bitches. 5 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:25,400 There you are. 6 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,400 Oh, I know what the hell. 7 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:32,400 The first time you tried to join, as soon as I put my phone down, you fucking joined. 8 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,400 I'm like this fucking bitch. Damn it. 9 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:38,400 Good day, bitch. 10 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:42,400 Good day. Good day. I'm fucking watching the games. 11 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:45,400 Like, yeah, I don't know. Sorry. 12 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:46,400 Which game are you watching? 13 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:49,400 Right now I'm watching fucking Pittsburgh. 14 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:52,400 Oh, same. That's only one that's on, I guess, on regular TV. 15 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:56,400 I guess. And I still haven't figured out how to use my phone. 16 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:59,400 So, I don't know. 17 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:02,400 I don't fucking know. 18 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:07,400 Okay. Well, I already started partaking in that of my boyfriend named Don Julio Sevenday. 19 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,400 What are you drinking? 20 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:12,400 I am drinking my boyfriend, Jameson. I love him. 21 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:15,400 Oh, okay. So we're hanging out with our boyfriends today. 22 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:16,400 Yes. 23 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:25,400 And then I also have on standby, because you know, I'm always on standby with my red drink and my vodka, because that's my, I guess, my chaser after the fact. 24 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,400 Oh, for sure. 25 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,400 I call it hydration, but some people call it chasers. 26 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:36,400 I'm still doing my moonshine and coconut water. 27 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:41,400 Smart girl, smart girl, smart girl. 28 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,400 Okay. 29 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:46,400 I know I'm going to be really shitty. I just have to say it now. 30 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:49,400 I'm going to be really shitty because I didn't take good notes. 31 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,400 I don't give a fuck. You're doing this for fun, right? 32 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:55,400 Yes, we are. 33 00:01:55,400 --> 00:02:01,400 Plus, you fucking moved out of fucking California. How dare you? So we have to stay in touch somehow. 34 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:03,400 Yes. 35 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,400 Amen, sister. 36 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:07,400 Sweet, sweet baby Jesus. 37 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:10,400 Right. 38 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:19,400 So speaking of alcohol yesterday, I got my hair or my roots done. So I always go, I always have it as the first appointment on, on Saturdays, right? 39 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:24,400 So I, or I'm Matt, Matt's my stylist. So I'm always his first appointment on Saturday. 40 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:30,400 So I walk in, he starts, he starts, he puts the cape on me or whatever you want to call it. 41 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:35,400 And then I break it, I break it with a bottle of water and he's like, what the fuck? 42 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,400 I was proud of you bitch. 43 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:39,400 What the fuck bitch? 44 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:45,400 He's like, you don't have a drink. And I'm like, no, I was looking at the drinks on, on my cabinet and by cabinet, I mean bookshelf. 45 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:50,400 I'm just like, I think I'm going to show up with water today. And he's like, is this a new woman? 46 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,400 What's going on? 47 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:57,400 I fucked up my back on Wednesday. 48 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:07,400 I didn't, well, I did realize it. And obviously I did it from working out, but I didn't realize how I not broke it, but I fucked it up until Friday. 49 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:16,400 So, uh, I don't know, whatever I didn't do. Alcohol didn't wouldn't have bided well with me yesterday, but back on it today, bitch. 50 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,400 So show clink clink. 51 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,400 Yes, clink clink. 52 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:30,400 I just, the dovetail off of that. I had my fucking, I told you my shoulder had to have it put back in place. 53 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,400 No, you didn't tell me. 54 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,400 Oh, yeah. 55 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,400 When this week? 56 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,400 Yeah. Yeah. 57 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,400 Oh, what happened? 58 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:45,400 You know, yeah, that bitch. 59 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:47,400 Oh, damn. Okay. 60 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:57,400 No, it was, it's not really like that. I just, I don't fucking know what the fuck happened. I think I'm just old. And so my shoulder was hurting quite a bit. 61 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:02,400 And it hurts because I'm right handed. I'm not a lefty. I'm a right hander. 62 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:12,400 And so it's your right shoulder that is hurting. Yeah, I just, I just threw more punches than I should have honestly on the body bag. 63 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:26,400 So, oh, okay. So your sore like me. Yeah. And then the doctor said, because they start going up to like my shoulder blade and to my neck and then I couldn't even just put my right hand on the steering wheel. 64 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:33,400 So, when you're at work all day. Well, it's not a heart attack. It's on the right. 65 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:42,400 I know. I thought about that. I'm like, am I having a stroke on the right side? But you know what, do you sit at your computer all day and you fuck around with the mouse and your keyboard? 66 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:43,400 Yes. 67 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,400 Okay, well, it's from that, trust me. 68 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:53,400 And I was just like, what the fuck is going on because it's from that you're going to end up with carpal tunnel if you don't fucking get up and stretch because trust me that's happened to me. 69 00:04:53,400 --> 00:05:14,400 And I'm like, I'm gonna get up and stretch and like lighten up on grasp and that mouse stop acting like it's a big giant black cock. Yeah. Well, you know, I have a different little mouse and I have this little fucking like everything like it's all, I don't fucking know but it's, I get up and I have to walk the floor for my job. 70 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:43,400 I look at people and say, okay, yeah, your, your attire is not appropriate and blah, blah, blah. And yeah, so I walk a lot and I get up and I, we have these people that come in and they'll tell us like, okay, you're going to put your, your fingers towards your chest and you're going to do this and you're going to do that and like these little therapists, I don't, I don't know, whatever, but 71 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:51,400 it's probably for it's got to be from sitting at your desk, but I was just like, well, I did beat the fuck out of the body. 72 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:52,400 Well, that too. 73 00:05:52,400 --> 00:06:03,400 And then the doctors like, you need to put your shoulder back in place. I said, what the fuck is dislocated. And it was going all the way up to my neck. 74 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:04,400 So did he do it? 75 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,400 Yeah. 76 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,400 And it hurts even more. 77 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,400 Oh, I'm just gonna march. 78 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:17,400 Yeah, I'm just like, I'm trying to do my 12 ounce curls and stuff and you know, 79 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,400 No, but are you icing it? 80 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:22,400 No. 81 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,400 Yeah, guess what, neither am I. 82 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:33,400 Yeah, I was just like, fuck, and I was going to schedule massage, but I fucking hate people touching me if I don't know you. 83 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:42,400 And I was just like, I just got to write this shit out. But here's the thing. I'm not going to say first world problems, but I have a photo shoot this coming Friday for my third book and for some other bullshit. 84 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:47,400 And I'm like, I can't really work out. So I'm like, I'm gonna look all flabby and just whatever the fuck. 85 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:53,400 I'm not going to be at my best, but I don't know. Maybe they'll actually have to Photoshop shit this time. 86 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:54,400 Yeah, please. 87 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:55,400 It's all good. 88 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:56,400 We can Photoshop. 89 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:57,400 We can get all the flat. 90 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:59,400 Yeah, we can do this. 91 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,400 Fuck, man. 92 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:07,400 All right, so let's talk news really quick and then we can get onto bullshitting. 93 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,400 How do you feel about the state of Florida? 94 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:14,400 I fucking hate the East Coast, but you know, that's just me. 95 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:19,400 But I do love my brother-in-law. He's down there. Yeah. Yeah. Good, good, good. 96 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:24,400 But yeah, so what do you have to say? 97 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:32,400 So I agree, Florida is a shit show. It always is. I mean, it's always on the news for the most stupidest shit besides crocodiles and the fucking swamp. 98 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,400 But you know, just like news in general, right? 99 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:35,400 Right. 100 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:42,400 However, I found out as of this past week, because you know, we do our podcasts every week. 101 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:47,400 So I found out after last Sunday that I think I might like Florida just for a little bit. 102 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,400 Guess what happened? 103 00:07:48,400 --> 00:08:00,400 The death penalty as of September 29th, when it comes to rapists, if you rape a minor under the age of 12, you automatically qualify for the death penalty. 104 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:01,400 Fuck yeah. 105 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:02,400 Fuck. 106 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:09,400 And I was just saying that correctly, but I was just like, you know what? Why can't this be across the board? 107 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,400 For sure. For sure. 108 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:16,400 And that's where I'm going to leave it with the news. But you know what, Florida? Kudos to you for the death penalty. 109 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:19,400 I love Ocho. Was it Kaya? 110 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:28,400 Oh, yeah. He lives down there with his girl and all their, but no, but it's the Kaya Ocho the fucking fucking I went down to Florida. 111 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:34,400 I. Yeah, I did that whole little fiesta or whatever they call it. 112 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:36,400 I thought you were talking about Ocho Cinco. 113 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:41,400 Yeah. Ocho Cinco, Kaya Ocho, all the Ocho's in the west or the East Coast. 114 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:44,400 Pardon my pardon. Pardon me. 115 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:49,400 What shows are you talking about? It's Kaya Ocho. It's, it's, it's, I don't know who that is. 116 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:57,400 It's a fiesta. It's like this fucking huge party. It's like Marty Garls, but it's in Florida. 117 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:01,400 Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh, well, we're going. 118 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:10,400 Okay, that sounds good. I've been to Florida. I've been to Fort Lauderdale. That was like in 1997 for like a day or whatever. 119 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:18,400 And then we took the boat, or I think I told you this, we took the boat to the free port, the first island of the Bahamas and we stayed there for three days. 120 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:22,400 Yeah. I mean, I took my kids on the fucking Disney cruise. 121 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:23,400 Yeah. Fuck Disney. 122 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:32,400 Yeah. And I was like, Oh, yeah, did you hear about that bullshit that they're doing? I don't know what one, one, I love, I had Disney plus. 123 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:36,400 Okay. But I don't have it any fucking more. 124 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:47,400 Disney keep going. Suck a fucking dick. I fucking don't. I don't. I'm not going to fucking pay 23 bucks now. 125 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:54,400 And they're doing this little like snow white renewal type shit. 126 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,400 Did you hear about that? 127 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:57,400 No. Yeah. 128 00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:00,400 I don't even, yeah, I don't do the Disney thing. I fucking hate Disney. 129 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:06,400 You know what? I was, because I'm like a star fan or Star Wars fan, excuse me. 130 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:09,400 Well, yeah, I like the original three, but everything after that can eat a dick. 131 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:18,400 Yeah. And I was like, okay, Disney, you fucking want to take over like this is my childhood that you're taking over and and whatever. 132 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:22,400 So I did Disney plus, but I'm like, fuck you, Disney. 133 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:34,400 And fuck your $23 a fucking month. This is bullshit. And fuck your stupid fucking new snow white and the seven dwarfs fucking. 134 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,400 It's a movie? 135 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:38,400 Yeah, yeah, I guess. I don't fucking know. She's binary. 136 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:41,400 Oh, I keep, yeah, I know what you're doing. It's like a live action. 137 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,400 Yeah. Yeah. Like a live action type shit. 138 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:49,400 And all the dwarfs are fucking married and they're not divorced. 139 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,400 And I mean, it's all good. 140 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,400 I thought they were all gay. 141 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,400 Yeah, I guess not. 142 00:10:55,400 --> 00:11:01,400 I don't know because she's binary. So I don't fucking know. But oh, got it. Yeah. 143 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:07,400 I'm just like, hey, amen, but I'm not paying 23 bucks a month. So yeah, that's ridiculous. 144 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:19,400 And speaking of monthly subscriptions, when I moved back home, because there's fucking nothing up here when it comes to food, I had I ordered a door dash pass for the last two years and it's $96. 145 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:27,400 Fuck you. For the entire year. But if you order door dash, if it's over $12, which it always is that your delivery free is a wave, right? 146 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:37,400 Right. And it the first year it ended up being good because I was ordering takeout or whatever. And then like last year I cut that shit out, even though it reinstated. 147 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:44,400 So it, it fires in November. And I'm like, I'm just not going to renew because it's rare when I do door dash now. 148 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:54,400 Oh, well, that's good because like, yeah, I do it a lot because I'm too drunk to drive. So I'm just like, well, no, you're smart in that aspect. 149 00:11:54,400 --> 00:12:01,400 Yeah. So I'm like, yay, keep people employed and yeah. 150 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,400 Fuck it. 151 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:09,400 Okay, really quick. I'm watching the game and I just realized there's a TJ Watt for the Steelers. 152 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:20,400 Is he like related to JJ Watts? Oh, shit. Good call. I'm not quite sure because I keep saying TJ Watt and I'm like, oh, I wonder if they're brothers. 153 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:24,400 Like fucking Kelsey motherfucking brothers. Jesus. Yeah. 154 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,400 What's going on with Kelsey? 155 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,400 We dating. 156 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,400 Hey, hey. 157 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:34,400 I guess I don't know. I don't care for either one of them. 158 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:37,400 She looks like a boy. She looks like she would just be boring in bed. 159 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:40,400 Yeah, I know. Like with her little sparkle. 160 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:44,400 She only gets with the guys to fucking what's it called? I guess make an album, I would think. 161 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:50,400 Yeah. I don't like her. I don't like her. I never cared for her either. 162 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:55,400 Sorry, because then I would have to. 163 00:12:55,400 --> 00:13:00,400 What's the word? I guess I would have to banish her from being my daughter. 164 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:10,400 Yeah, exactly. And you know, it's kind of like when the NBA doesn't want anybody dating one of the Kardashians because. 165 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,400 Yeah. Did they actually say that? 166 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:19,400 I don't know. I don't know. I say that. 167 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,400 I say that. 168 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:28,400 I don't know. Maybe let her lose his concentration on the field. 169 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:33,400 Same. So like when Jessica Simpson was dating the Tony Romo guy. 170 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:41,400 Yeah. Like just lose. Like, yeah. And they just lose their concentration and that's good. That's good for us and our teams. 171 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,400 I know that you're a Raiders. 172 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,400 Right. Girl. 173 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:56,400 But you know what? It would be beneficial if KC just had a distraction. 174 00:13:56,400 --> 00:14:02,400 Like, hey, hey, yeah, we're only into week five, so that distraction needs to happen. 175 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:06,400 Yeah. Hurry up. Hey, hey, the entire fucking season. Yeah. 176 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,400 Show your boobs. 177 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:12,400 Like. 178 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:16,400 Fuck. Oh, shit. 179 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:24,400 I'm speaking of, I guess, hey, hey, I didn't know that was her fucking name, I guess. 180 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,400 Taylor Taylor. 181 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,400 Yeah, I know you're talking about. We all everybody knows who you're talking about. 182 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,400 It's that bitch. 183 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:35,400 Yeah. Thank you. That DB that bitch. 184 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:38,400 Yep. 185 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:44,400 Okay, so down here it's back to being hot and it's no longer. 186 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:51,400 What's it called? It's not humid, but it's really dry. So my face is all like I had to put oil on my face last night before I went to bed. 187 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:58,400 Shit. It's that it's really fucking dry. But do you ever do something or do you ever? 188 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:04,400 What's the word I'm looking for? Like, so it's really windy because the Santana wins and then like my sinuses are all fucked up. 189 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:14,400 They actually sound okay today, but my allergies, right? So where I'm going with this is do you ever know you're supposed to do something for yourself health wise or whatever and then you're just like, whatever. 190 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:22,400 And you don't do it and then you finally fucking do it and you're like, oh my God, fucking relief. Why didn't I just do this two weeks ago? Yeah. 191 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:34,400 Okay. Yeah. And it's especially here in Oregon. I had these fucking allergy pills and I'm like, I don't need the Kleriton because like I'm okay. 192 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:40,400 Now, when I don't do it, I'm like, God damn it. That's why I need to do it. 193 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:47,400 I have to fucking take the little Kleriton. I got to do this bullshit. And I do have to my face as well. 194 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:59,400 I hate that shit that, well, there's not much sun here. So, right. I do have to take some pills to like. 195 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:04,400 Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So I don't know if you know what the neti pot is, but I do. 196 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:10,400 Okay. Yeah. So I fucking hate doing that thing. It's a pain in the ass. I used to do it once a week, but then it dries your sinuses out. 197 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:14,400 Right. So I'm like, I haven't done it like since like fucking April. 198 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:22,400 And I'm like, finally last week, I think it was on Wednesday. I had so much fucking pressure in my fuck. My whole face was just like a fucking ticking time bomb. 199 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:26,400 And I'm like, fine, I guess I'm going to finally fucking neti pot before I go to work. 200 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:38,400 Six o'clock in the morning. And guess what happens immediate fucking relief. Yes. Of course, my eyes are still watering and my fucking nose is just like, I'm still sneezing, but I'm like, at least the pressure went away. 201 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:44,400 And I'm like, I just fucking hate doing that. And then I fucking hate cleaning it and sanitize. Yeah. Oh, it's a pain in the ass. 202 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,400 But the pressure is no longer there. 203 00:16:46,400 --> 00:17:00,400 I love the neti pot. Um, it actually helps me to, um, I wake up in the morning and I, I'm just like one of those like, good morning and I rub my eyes. 204 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:04,400 And if I hear squeak, squeak, squeak. 205 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:14,400 Oh yeah. Okay. So, um, I was rubbing my eyes. Are you the type of person because not everybody is but like if I start rubbing my eyes when I'm tired, then I'm like, oh, let me massage my eyeballs. 206 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:23,400 Yes. Fucking rub them for at least 10 minutes. Right. It feels so fucking good. Yes. I, I do like that little T thing and I'm just like, oh, yes. 207 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:26,400 Yeah, it feels so fucking good. 208 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:37,400 I know. So then I'm like, yes. Right. So why did yesterday I didn't have any makeup on, but, um, you know, like I said, it's really fucking dry hair or my face is really dry because of the winds and everything. 209 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:45,400 Why when I looked in the mirror after I rubbed my eyes for 10 minutes, why did all this dead skin was just piled up on my fucking eyes. 210 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:53,400 What the fuck. And I'm just like, okay, I guess I'm putting oil on my face tonight. My whole my eyes were just my eyes. 211 00:17:53,400 --> 00:18:08,400 I just had all this white ash on them and I'm just like, I should have taken a picture to send to you. It was bad. I have a fucking black comforter. So I'm just like, what's going on? 212 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:11,400 It looked like it could have been dandruff. 213 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,400 Yeah, I'm just like, what's going on? 214 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:20,400 Shit. Oh my God. 215 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:30,400 Sorry, I had to take a sip of my. Yeah, clean, clean for that. Clean, clean for that. 216 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,400 Right. 217 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:42,400 Question. I always have questions. Um, do you like the group or the band one? Can't even talk. Blink 182. 218 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:55,400 I actually have bought concert tickets for that band. So I fucking love them. I was so excited. I went to the Hollywood Bowl. 219 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,400 Oh, yeah. 220 00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:07,400 Yeah. And I bought tickets to see them. And my seat was 182. And I was like, just, it's a sign. Yeah. 221 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:20,400 I fucking love you motherfuckers. And yeah. So proceed with your story because they have a new album out and I'm just like, I listened to the first song and it fucked. I don't know. 222 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:33,400 I'm the type of, there's two type of blink 182 people. There's the blink 182 people that when they first came out all the way up to at least for me and I think my daughter, um, take off your pants and jacket that came out like, right? 223 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:46,400 I think they were in 2003 or four. That's when they were immature. They're just like fucking around their immature boys. That's the blink 182 I like the album that came out after that with the three smiley faces going directly down and anything after that they all matured and they fucking suck. 224 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,400 And I'm just like, Oh no. 225 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:58,400 Well, to me, but like there's two, everybody's like, there's like I said, there's two different type of people when it comes to blink 182. I'm the immature tomboy. I will always be 12 years, a 12 year old tomboy. 226 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,400 So I'm like, I want to get to that. 227 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,400 Click. Yes. 228 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:07,820 But then like there's the other people like oh my god, they're grown up. They're mature. They're evolved and I'm just like no 229 00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:12,120 That's not the that's not what I want. I want them with the cock sock on running down the street 230 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:19,640 Acting stupid and those are the type of people I want to party with yeah, I don't want to party with mature people 231 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:27,280 Exactly, even though I'm gonna be 50. I would be like partying with them like that. Yes, the pure people fuck 232 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,280 Yeah, I fucking love 233 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,280 Blink 234 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:34,980 Who and I was on the seat and I fucking love them 235 00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:38,720 But if they're I didn't I'm glad that you put that out there 236 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,920 Because I don't want to hear that because it's gonna hurt my heart 237 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:46,460 Well, listen well listen to any of their albums starting with the three smiley faces 238 00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:51,240 I want to say was like 2002 2000. Okay, so the smiley faces going down was probably 2002 239 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,760 2003 so take off your pants and jacket 240 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,960 Yeah, probably came out in 2000 2001 241 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:03,280 2002 somewhere around there, but that's the last album that I liked by them because they were immature 242 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,800 Yeah, I 243 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:11,360 Please go back to immature mode, right 244 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:18,480 You'll keep your fans if you do that or at least the old ones like me now 245 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:28,280 I know I went to a fucking food fighters concert and the guys like 40 246 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:35,240 I'm like 40 fucking years. Oh, that's right. You told me that or just like yeah, I feel old just like I was like, okay 247 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:38,840 Bye, like any say their ages like red hot chili peppers up 248 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:44,560 I think he's gonna be 60. What I told you the last time I was just like fuck man 249 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:47,560 I'm like, oh fuck 250 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:57,480 We old we old we old 251 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:02,840 I'm sorry, I'm I don't mean for our 252 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:10,360 All of our listeners I want to actually just say hey welcome 253 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:17,240 That's right. Welcome from us all the way out in Tanzania and Japan and where was the other state or I'm sorry 254 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,080 other country 255 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:22,360 Well, I gave you the analytics. Yes. What the other country was 256 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:24,360 I was Belgium. What up? 257 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,400 What what thank you? 258 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:33,200 Yes, love you much clink love you guys clink clink to you 259 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:42,640 And I hope you're clinking clinking to us and listening I'm looking at my notes. I'm sorry. I apologize 260 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,760 I know well at least you have notes. I don't well 261 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:49,160 It was like, you know what actually work actually calmed down a little last week 262 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:54,940 So I was able to like write shit down when I'm like reading stuff like on my phone or when thoughts came to me as 263 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:59,240 opposed to trying to remember it or sticking it in my phone and forgetting about it 264 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,240 I 265 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:04,120 Yeah, I did the same shit. I'm like, I don't know 266 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:12,420 Okay, so last week I sent you did you check out Shannon Sharpe's club Shay Shay on YouTube I did 267 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:18,080 Okay, did you check out the beast mode? Um, cuz you know I fucking 268 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,800 Exactly 269 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:28,720 Goodie, here we go 270 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,200 Fine 271 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,040 Today after girls release 272 00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:38,980 What you suffer is 273 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:42,280 anything you're late 274 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:43,280 you're late 275 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,800 Outsiders 276 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,160 ということ 277 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,500 actual 278 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:49,820 Law enforcement 279 00:23:49,820 --> 00:23:51,320 We're sending these things out 280 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:52,400 rine 281 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,380 You know 282 00:23:53,380 --> 00:23:57,620 to on our podcast. Let's put that out into the unit. Oh, shit. 283 00:23:57,740 --> 00:23:59,260 There's my family doing this. 284 00:23:59,260 --> 00:24:04,020 Pastor present. Okay. I would honestly like to do 285 00:24:04,580 --> 00:24:05,580 the day and Thomas. 286 00:24:06,660 --> 00:24:10,420 Let Daniel Thomas. Okay. That's fine. I was going to say, because I had another 287 00:24:10,420 --> 00:24:12,100 question, like, who do you want to party with? Like, 288 00:24:12,340 --> 00:24:17,300 interview and then one to party with. So shit. Yeah. Okay. So you, and then you 289 00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:19,220 can think of things, but so you said, look, you, 290 00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:23,220 on the pot of ladenian and then who would you want to party with and just like, 291 00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:25,460 go fucking eight. Oh, I would be your body. 292 00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:29,980 Want to party with fucking Ocho Cinco. Like I fucking, yes, please. Yes. Yes. 293 00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:35,140 Okay. I like those two. So, um, to interview for me, it would be past. 294 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:38,740 It'd be Lyle. Elzada. What he's roided up, of course. 295 00:24:41,260 --> 00:24:45,060 And then party party would be March on Lynch and, um, 296 00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:48,860 Cinco. Yeah. I want to party with Ocho. 297 00:24:50,060 --> 00:24:52,060 And who do you think it's? Okay. And now that, 298 00:24:52,060 --> 00:24:54,020 because I already have one in my head now that, um, 299 00:24:54,460 --> 00:24:59,020 we said, um, to talk on the podcast or meet, or I guess meet over the podcast, 300 00:24:59,020 --> 00:25:02,580 whatever. And then, um, party, who do you think is it? Like, 301 00:25:02,620 --> 00:25:06,660 I guess a punk bitch or that is like, just like way overrated. 302 00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:14,380 Cast or present? I would say, 303 00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:20,500 hmm, well overrated monkey. 304 00:25:20,740 --> 00:25:25,180 Who is the dude that put the little showbo and the, um, 305 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:31,980 cell phone thing? Oh, Brett Favre there with a little tiny 306 00:25:31,980 --> 00:25:35,340 pee pee. And I can guarantee, you know how like, uh, 307 00:25:36,180 --> 00:25:39,660 are you a grower or a show or he's neither? Yeah. Yeah. 308 00:25:39,660 --> 00:25:44,340 It's totally fucking me. Nobody wants to see that. 309 00:25:44,340 --> 00:25:47,820 Yeah. Nobody wants to see your little showbo and shit. 310 00:25:47,820 --> 00:25:51,460 And I think that's what made it like, I don't know, but yeah. 311 00:25:52,860 --> 00:25:57,100 It's not him pictures of your cock guys. If it's small and it doesn't hang below 312 00:25:57,100 --> 00:25:58,660 your fucking nuts. How about that? 313 00:25:59,940 --> 00:26:02,820 Lower your fucking tone, lower your tone and lower your voice. 314 00:26:02,900 --> 00:26:05,860 If you know what you need to do, lower than your fucking balls. 315 00:26:05,860 --> 00:26:12,260 What you need to do is get a fucking tattoo of a cock below on your, 316 00:26:12,260 --> 00:26:16,380 on your cast. So you can say you have a, with a noose. 317 00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:21,060 So that way you can say you have a cock hanging below. 318 00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:24,660 There you go. Yeah. Yeah. Those motherfuckers. 319 00:26:24,860 --> 00:26:27,420 Okay. You are on one today. I fucking love it. 320 00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:32,100 Okay. So who I think is overrated and who always got on my nerves was 321 00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:36,060 Matt Linehart, the guy who graduated from USC. Oh, okay. 322 00:26:36,060 --> 00:26:37,740 And went to fucking Arizona Cardinals. 323 00:26:37,740 --> 00:26:40,500 I don't know why he stands out, but I was just like, come on, punk bitch. 324 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:42,940 Go hang out on your fucking mommy and daddy's houseboat, 325 00:26:42,940 --> 00:26:44,420 because I'm sure that's what they have. 326 00:26:44,740 --> 00:26:47,020 Yeah. No shit, man. 327 00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:52,380 Ah, I don't even know how long he lasted, but we got to also, 328 00:26:52,380 --> 00:26:56,900 like I like polymolo, not sane. 329 00:26:56,900 --> 00:26:58,260 Because I'm my under. 330 00:26:58,260 --> 00:27:00,780 I like a lot of players or whatever about like the party with, 331 00:27:00,780 --> 00:27:02,580 I need to party with fucking Marshawn. 332 00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:05,100 Like let's fucking do a beer bong. 333 00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:08,420 And I bet I will outlast him and he's fucking beast mode. 334 00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:09,260 Let's go. 335 00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:12,180 Beast mode. I fucking agree. 336 00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:15,660 I agree. Like if we're going to party, let's fucking party. 337 00:27:17,380 --> 00:27:20,300 Oh, I probably do tequila with and just shoot the shit. 338 00:27:21,060 --> 00:27:22,940 Yeah. Oh, Joe. I don't know. 339 00:27:22,940 --> 00:27:25,340 I think he's trying to keep it like under wraps. 340 00:27:25,340 --> 00:27:29,900 So he's a fucking footballer now. And by footballer, I mean, food, the bowl. 341 00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:31,660 Bowl. Yeah. 342 00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:35,220 Football. 343 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:36,380 Anyway, sorry about that. 344 00:27:36,380 --> 00:27:39,060 I just I know, I know we love everybody. 345 00:27:39,220 --> 00:27:40,820 And this is all good. 346 00:27:40,820 --> 00:27:41,300 Solid. 347 00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:41,620 Less. 348 00:27:44,820 --> 00:27:51,660 OK. So, um, let's just like, I'm going to just rant right now. 349 00:27:51,820 --> 00:27:53,700 Oh, yeah, we can go into rent. 350 00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:57,500 Um, so that bitch comes to my house. 351 00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,660 Uh huh. Yeah. 352 00:28:01,260 --> 00:28:04,340 And I. So. 353 00:28:04,860 --> 00:28:08,620 That bitch son got a fucking purple belt. 354 00:28:09,580 --> 00:28:12,500 Right. And now he has a black ski. 355 00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:13,540 So he's he's. 356 00:28:13,540 --> 00:28:17,300 Oh, yeah. So it's not a white ski anymore. 357 00:28:17,420 --> 00:28:23,460 Right. I'm just talking about karate, martial arts, this and that. 358 00:28:23,460 --> 00:28:28,580 Yeah. So, um, yeah. So he has a black ski now. 359 00:28:28,580 --> 00:28:33,620 And it's good because now he's not, um, flooding anymore. 360 00:28:33,620 --> 00:28:41,700 And flooding, I'm talking about, like, his his pants can actually reach his ankles. 361 00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:47,060 Because with karate or the white ski, it was too short, I guess. 362 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:48,020 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 363 00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:49,180 He was flooding. 364 00:28:49,180 --> 00:28:50,980 Is that the way it was supposed to be? 365 00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:52,500 No. No. 366 00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:55,020 It just made me look like a fucking bad mom. 367 00:28:58,740 --> 00:29:00,780 Well, fuck you, Pomona bullets. 368 00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:02,900 I know. I'm like, what the fuck? 369 00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:05,580 Somebody get my son to fuck his shit. 370 00:29:05,580 --> 00:29:07,380 That's going to fucking fit him. 371 00:29:07,380 --> 00:29:09,220 Um, yeah. So. 372 00:29:10,940 --> 00:29:13,700 Yeah. So now he has. 373 00:29:13,780 --> 00:29:15,100 So now I have to. 374 00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:18,180 We have these patches because it's like Boy Scouts. 375 00:29:18,180 --> 00:29:20,620 Like, oh, you guys get him sewn on. 376 00:29:20,620 --> 00:29:23,940 Yeah. And put their iron on their iron on. 377 00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:29,940 And so I ironing them on, but we have to reinforce them. 378 00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:35,420 Of course you do because they're going to fucking fall or I guess peel off or whatever. 379 00:29:35,420 --> 00:29:36,860 That's what you got to get exactly. 380 00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:38,860 They're like, like bullshit. 381 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:43,420 If you put them in the fucking washer, they fucking start crinkling up. 382 00:29:43,420 --> 00:29:45,900 And this is fucking like, no. 383 00:29:45,900 --> 00:29:54,180 Um, so, uh, that bitch, I said, come over because I'll pay you. 384 00:29:55,180 --> 00:29:56,380 Oh, so you can read or. 385 00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:57,380 Yeah. 386 00:29:57,380 --> 00:30:00,340 Because she's just going to call you for this shit. 387 00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:01,940 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 388 00:30:01,940 --> 00:30:08,380 Yeah. So, um, G unit for all the listeners who are great listeners. 389 00:30:08,380 --> 00:30:13,580 Um, so G unit comes over and I told her I would pay her $20. 390 00:30:13,580 --> 00:30:18,380 Okay. She says no 40. 391 00:30:19,380 --> 00:30:21,380 What the fuck? 392 00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:24,620 She's learning how to, you know what, you know what? 393 00:30:24,620 --> 00:30:28,100 Hey, she's Pomona bullets, junior right there, bitch. 394 00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:32,900 You know, like fucking amen and I'll fucking give you 40 fucking dollars 395 00:30:32,900 --> 00:30:36,820 and I'll pick it up on Monday after work. 396 00:30:37,020 --> 00:30:39,420 And I will like fucking good for you. 397 00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:40,620 Like fucking fuck. 398 00:30:40,620 --> 00:30:41,620 Yeah. 399 00:30:41,620 --> 00:30:44,340 She's learning her mama's way. 400 00:30:44,340 --> 00:30:48,900 I know. And I fucking, and I wish you would drive, but. 401 00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:50,020 Oh, you know what? 402 00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:51,180 You should. Yeah. 403 00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:52,180 You need to pay her more. 404 00:30:52,180 --> 00:30:56,020 Like if you, I'll pay you 60 if you fucking learn how to drive and drive down here. 405 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,260 So I don't have to pick or pick shit up. 406 00:30:58,260 --> 00:31:01,300 You can drop your shit off or drop it off. 407 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:03,180 Like fucking drive. 408 00:31:03,860 --> 00:31:05,700 God damn that bitch. 409 00:31:05,700 --> 00:31:06,500 But okay. 410 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:07,700 All right. 411 00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:10,380 And now that you, you talked to the listeners earlier. 412 00:31:10,380 --> 00:31:14,940 So by the way, listeners, Pomona bullets and I have people that they don't want their 413 00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:16,460 names mentioned on the podcast. 414 00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:17,900 Totally fucking fine. 415 00:31:17,900 --> 00:31:21,740 So we go by nicknames and then half the time we forget because we're fucking drunk. 416 00:31:21,740 --> 00:31:24,940 And then I have to edit it out and I'm tired of editing that shit out. 417 00:31:24,940 --> 00:31:29,100 So now we're just going to refer to everybody as that doesn't want to have their name 418 00:31:29,100 --> 00:31:31,260 mentioned as that bitch. 419 00:31:32,220 --> 00:31:32,620 Yes. 420 00:31:33,420 --> 00:31:34,940 So everybody is that bitch. 421 00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:38,300 That bitch, it's just it's going to make it a whole lot easier and it's going to 422 00:31:38,300 --> 00:31:42,060 flow a lot better and then it won't make me angry that I have to edit shit out. 423 00:31:42,620 --> 00:31:47,660 And then you guys are going to listen and say what, what bitch? 424 00:31:47,660 --> 00:31:48,460 It's that bitch. 425 00:31:48,460 --> 00:31:49,260 It's that bitch. 426 00:31:49,260 --> 00:31:50,060 It's that bitch. 427 00:31:50,060 --> 00:31:51,180 It's that bitch. 428 00:31:51,180 --> 00:31:52,140 It's that bitch. 429 00:31:52,140 --> 00:31:53,820 But it's all in love. 430 00:31:54,540 --> 00:31:55,420 It's all in love. 431 00:31:55,420 --> 00:31:55,740 Yeah. 432 00:31:55,740 --> 00:31:58,220 But it's all because we don't want to. 433 00:31:59,180 --> 00:31:59,420 Yeah. 434 00:31:59,420 --> 00:32:00,140 We don't want to edit. 435 00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:02,860 Because I'm no because I'm a lazy bitch. 436 00:32:02,860 --> 00:32:04,860 I'm not that bitch, but I'm a lazy bitch. 437 00:32:04,860 --> 00:32:05,660 So how about that? 438 00:32:05,660 --> 00:32:07,500 Yes. 439 00:32:09,020 --> 00:32:10,940 Clean, clean to that bitch. 440 00:32:11,740 --> 00:32:13,180 We love everybody. 441 00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:13,500 Bitch. 442 00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:16,220 Everybody's going to be that bitch. 443 00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:17,820 All right. 444 00:32:17,820 --> 00:32:20,060 So you got any more ramp? 445 00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:22,060 Oh, shit. 446 00:32:22,060 --> 00:32:23,020 No, you do. 447 00:32:23,020 --> 00:32:26,620 The only ramp was that bitch came over here and she asked for fucking 40 when I. 448 00:32:27,420 --> 00:32:27,820 All for her. 449 00:32:27,820 --> 00:32:28,220 You know what? 450 00:32:28,220 --> 00:32:31,900 Like I said, that yeah, well, she's she takes after you. 451 00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:33,580 She's a Mona bullets junior. 452 00:32:33,580 --> 00:32:34,940 So kudos to her. 453 00:32:34,940 --> 00:32:35,420 Yeah. 454 00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:37,420 And I was like, yeah, fucking yeah. 455 00:32:37,420 --> 00:32:39,500 Good, good, good, good, good, good. 456 00:32:43,980 --> 00:32:46,780 I want to rant on a little bit of something. 457 00:32:46,780 --> 00:32:50,620 So, OK, my music genre. 458 00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:56,380 Blink 182, you know, whatever. 459 00:32:56,380 --> 00:32:58,540 I go from dirty heads. 460 00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:00,380 Those are my boys. 461 00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:01,740 I love it. 462 00:33:01,740 --> 00:33:05,020 That's what we were playing when I drove you to. 463 00:33:05,020 --> 00:33:06,300 I know, P.D.X. 464 00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:10,940 But I was actually my dad. 465 00:33:12,220 --> 00:33:25,820 That bitch was very upset that I used to listen to this music that was like Barbara Mason, 466 00:33:25,820 --> 00:33:26,780 Temptations. 467 00:33:26,780 --> 00:33:35,820 And he always thought it was like this Southern California ball headed bastard music type. 468 00:33:35,820 --> 00:33:36,780 Really? 469 00:33:36,780 --> 00:33:37,020 Yeah. 470 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:44,140 Yeah, of course, because I did that little, you know, put my two fists up and do that little 471 00:33:44,140 --> 00:33:46,220 cholo type of shit. 472 00:33:46,220 --> 00:33:47,020 Like, I don't know. 473 00:33:47,020 --> 00:33:48,620 Well, you were born and raised in Pomona. 474 00:33:48,620 --> 00:33:49,340 Let's start there. 475 00:33:49,340 --> 00:33:50,300 So yeah, hello. 476 00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:51,580 So hello. 477 00:33:51,580 --> 00:33:52,620 I'm like, yeah. 478 00:33:52,620 --> 00:33:54,220 Wow. 479 00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:59,980 Um, the one who used to love you and my dad hated this fucking music. 480 00:33:59,980 --> 00:34:01,580 And I used to blast it. 481 00:34:01,580 --> 00:34:05,900 Hey, Earth 101, as we discussed in a previous episode. 482 00:34:06,940 --> 00:34:10,220 And I loved it and I'm listening to it. 483 00:34:10,220 --> 00:34:12,460 And I was like, damn, I couldn't. 484 00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:16,940 I just got into the whole dig of the whole thing. 485 00:34:16,940 --> 00:34:19,500 I was like, damn, I remember this shit. 486 00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:25,660 Like, oh, all these fucking songs, which was like crazy. 487 00:34:25,660 --> 00:34:31,580 And I don't think and I don't think anybody fucking understands or I don't know. 488 00:34:31,580 --> 00:34:34,540 I do you understand the songs? 489 00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:39,580 Do you understand like Hello, Stranger or I'm your puppet and all that shit? 490 00:34:40,460 --> 00:34:41,900 Um, I guess I'm your puppet. 491 00:34:41,900 --> 00:34:43,180 That's self-explanatory. 492 00:34:43,180 --> 00:34:47,900 But Hello, Stranger, I guess I would need to hear it again just to get a feel. 493 00:34:47,900 --> 00:34:49,980 And then we can go off of that or but yeah. 494 00:34:49,980 --> 00:34:54,380 But it like it came with the low riders and all that. 495 00:34:54,380 --> 00:34:57,500 And it's like this music was kind of like, okay. 496 00:34:58,220 --> 00:35:02,060 And so I was jamming to that shit this morning. 497 00:35:03,660 --> 00:35:04,220 Good for you. 498 00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:05,100 Yeah. 499 00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:06,540 And I was just like, oh, shit. 500 00:35:06,540 --> 00:35:11,980 I didn't realize how fucking horrible of a teenager I was. 501 00:35:12,620 --> 00:35:17,340 And I thought these boys were going to just say like, you know, there's a thin line between love 502 00:35:17,340 --> 00:35:24,460 and hate and but but as an adult, there's a thin line between love and hate. 503 00:35:24,460 --> 00:35:27,660 There's a song right there that I think everybody should hear. 504 00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:30,780 Uh, I would agree. 505 00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:36,460 And that also comes to when it's manslaughter and unintentional, like strangling a person. 506 00:35:36,460 --> 00:35:39,420 And then you're like, you're on the hook for first degree murder. 507 00:35:39,420 --> 00:35:40,140 Yeah. 508 00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:41,180 I'm serious. 509 00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:42,620 By the way, I'm kidding. 510 00:35:42,620 --> 00:35:47,180 Like once that fucking light goes out, you're like, damn, fucking look out on 511 00:35:47,180 --> 00:35:47,820 certain people. 512 00:35:47,820 --> 00:35:49,260 You're like, yeah. 513 00:35:49,980 --> 00:35:53,340 It was like they were fucking giving us signs from like the sixties. 514 00:35:53,340 --> 00:35:59,420 And um, and also the guy is I'm listening to this song. 515 00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:02,460 It's a thin line between love and hate. 516 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:06,620 And he's like, I'm cheating on her and like and all this shit. 517 00:36:06,620 --> 00:36:12,380 And he finally says, she fucking fucked me up. 518 00:36:12,380 --> 00:36:15,260 Like, I'm in I wake up in the hospital. 519 00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:18,060 I'm listening to the lyrics and I'm like, whoa. 520 00:36:20,060 --> 00:36:21,820 You're like, oh, that's what that meant. 521 00:36:21,820 --> 00:36:23,580 He's like, I hung. 522 00:36:23,580 --> 00:36:24,620 Yeah. 523 00:36:25,340 --> 00:36:26,780 Did she eat yet? 524 00:36:26,780 --> 00:36:30,140 She feeds him and then she fucking puts him in the hospital. 525 00:36:30,140 --> 00:36:31,020 I'm like, whoa. 526 00:36:33,020 --> 00:36:34,140 That's beautiful. 527 00:36:34,140 --> 00:36:35,020 It is. 528 00:36:35,020 --> 00:36:37,180 I was like, this needs to be my ringtone. 529 00:36:38,140 --> 00:36:38,460 Right. 530 00:36:39,020 --> 00:36:42,700 So speaking of like when you're listening to lyrics and then you're just like, 531 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:44,700 hmm, does that mean what it means? 532 00:36:46,940 --> 00:36:51,020 So corn second album Adidas all day I dream about sex. 533 00:36:52,060 --> 00:36:54,940 Because I didn't watch the video until like after the fact, right? 534 00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:59,340 So like you're listening to the lyrics and you're like, oh, he's talking about like 535 00:36:59,340 --> 00:37:03,180 Jonathan Davis is talking about fucking all these chicks or just like whatever. 536 00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:06,460 And then I'm like, the more you listen to the song, I'm like, wait a second. 537 00:37:06,460 --> 00:37:07,980 He's talking about masturbation. 538 00:37:07,980 --> 00:37:08,220 Right. 539 00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:10,220 Yes. 540 00:37:10,220 --> 00:37:14,140 And then you watch the fucking video and I'm like, yeah, he's talking about masturbation. 541 00:37:14,140 --> 00:37:19,180 That's why I'm like, dude, that is just so fucking smart the way you wrote the lyrics. 542 00:37:19,180 --> 00:37:19,740 Yes. 543 00:37:19,740 --> 00:37:21,580 You're thinking you're like all day I dream about sex. 544 00:37:21,580 --> 00:37:21,820 Yeah. 545 00:37:21,820 --> 00:37:23,260 Because that's what Adidas stands for. 546 00:37:23,260 --> 00:37:25,820 And then just like, yeah, no, it's masturbation. 547 00:37:25,820 --> 00:37:26,860 Yes. 548 00:37:26,860 --> 00:37:27,980 I'm fucking. 549 00:37:27,980 --> 00:37:29,660 So this is me now. 550 00:37:29,660 --> 00:37:31,820 I'm like listening to lyrics. 551 00:37:31,820 --> 00:37:38,300 I'm like, I don't like your little tune, but if your lyrics are legit, I'm fucking. 552 00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:41,820 I like, oh, the opposite. 553 00:37:41,820 --> 00:37:42,220 Okay. 554 00:37:42,220 --> 00:37:48,060 So I've always been about the lyrics and then like the tune or the tongue or the beat after the fact. 555 00:37:48,060 --> 00:37:48,380 Yeah. 556 00:37:48,380 --> 00:37:50,540 No, no, no, no, no, that's me too. 557 00:37:50,540 --> 00:37:57,420 I have if I like, I'm like bobbing my head like all day I dream about like fucking. 558 00:37:57,420 --> 00:37:57,820 Okay. 559 00:37:57,820 --> 00:38:01,740 Like I get all that like Adidas and stuff. 560 00:38:01,740 --> 00:38:04,060 And I like the little and I'm bobbing my head. 561 00:38:04,060 --> 00:38:08,300 But like, let's just let's just go off the card. 562 00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:11,420 I'm ludicrous ludicrous. 563 00:38:11,420 --> 00:38:22,700 I used to like his beats like, oh, Luda Luda and God, I'm missing like a person on milk carton with no rewards. 564 00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:26,300 And it's like my cat. 565 00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:35,580 My cat. 566 00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:37,100 Like you're making money. 567 00:38:37,100 --> 00:38:37,900 Your cat. 568 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:40,300 Shouldn't be spilling oil, dude. 569 00:38:40,300 --> 00:38:43,820 And I don't know what before he joined fast and the purest franchise. 570 00:38:43,820 --> 00:38:44,220 Okay. 571 00:38:44,220 --> 00:38:44,460 Yeah. 572 00:38:44,460 --> 00:38:45,100 Yeah. 573 00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:45,740 Of course. 574 00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:46,140 Yeah. 575 00:38:46,140 --> 00:38:55,420 Because I do like him as an actor, but like your lyrics fucking shit in the pot for the move, 576 00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:57,740 bitch, move, bitch, get out the way. 577 00:38:57,740 --> 00:38:59,100 Oh, I love that song though. 578 00:38:59,100 --> 00:39:02,380 I'm like, yeah, fuck yeah, because it went in Southern Kelly. 579 00:39:02,380 --> 00:39:06,140 Yeah, you can get the fuck out of the goddamn fucking way. 580 00:39:06,140 --> 00:39:08,860 Move, bitch, get out the way. 581 00:39:08,860 --> 00:39:10,140 And I love that. 582 00:39:10,140 --> 00:39:12,140 That that's that's my anthem. 583 00:39:13,180 --> 00:39:19,660 But like you're missing like a milk carton and or my Cadillac oil spills. 584 00:39:19,660 --> 00:39:21,820 Like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 585 00:39:21,820 --> 00:39:27,100 I fucking hate motherfuckers that come into my driveway and they're fucking. 586 00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:29,340 I have a oil fucking pile. 587 00:39:30,140 --> 00:39:34,220 And like, no, yeah, no, get that shit figured out. 588 00:39:34,220 --> 00:39:36,540 And like, if you're making money, come on, dude. 589 00:39:37,740 --> 00:39:40,140 Well, that was probably like his early albums. 590 00:39:40,140 --> 00:39:45,820 I want to say, you know, he was a DJ in Atlanta for one of the radio stations and he would mix 591 00:39:45,820 --> 00:39:50,620 his beats and fucking do his, I want to say his first two albums or at least his, his demo. 592 00:39:50,620 --> 00:39:53,580 He did it on the off hours at the radio station. 593 00:39:53,580 --> 00:39:54,540 And God bless him. 594 00:39:54,540 --> 00:39:58,060 His dad was an alcoholic and he always had to fucking rescue his dad. 595 00:39:58,060 --> 00:39:59,180 Like there was one day. 596 00:39:59,180 --> 00:40:05,420 Yeah, there was one day I want to say was when MTV actually had news and fucking like 597 00:40:05,420 --> 00:40:08,780 it's not fucking a shit show like it is now, but I used to watch. 598 00:40:08,780 --> 00:40:10,540 Everybody used to watch MTV back in the day. 599 00:40:11,820 --> 00:40:14,860 But I want to say was on MTV where they interviewed him and he's like, yeah, 600 00:40:14,860 --> 00:40:16,380 my dad, I guess, was wandering. 601 00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:20,860 I want not saying I'm probably saying this wrong, but like he had to rescue his dad so 602 00:40:20,860 --> 00:40:22,620 many times because he was an alcoholic. 603 00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:27,180 And then like he was dealing with that news being a DJ and trying to make his demo or 604 00:40:27,180 --> 00:40:29,500 whatever on the off hours at the radio station. 605 00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:30,700 And I'm just like, you know what? 606 00:40:30,700 --> 00:40:31,900 Kudos to you, bro. 607 00:40:31,900 --> 00:40:32,540 Fuck yeah. 608 00:40:32,540 --> 00:40:35,660 I love Luda and I buy all his albums. 609 00:40:35,660 --> 00:40:37,500 Just not the Cadillac Drippin oil. 610 00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:38,540 Yeah, like dude. 611 00:40:38,540 --> 00:40:48,700 Now, I mean, it's okay because there's so many songs where I actually I YouTube the lyrics. 612 00:40:49,340 --> 00:40:51,180 It's like I like the same. 613 00:40:51,180 --> 00:40:51,420 All right. 614 00:40:51,420 --> 00:40:53,020 Just like az lyrics.com. 615 00:40:53,020 --> 00:40:54,700 But now that I do you have spotify? 616 00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:55,580 Do you spotify? 617 00:40:55,580 --> 00:40:56,300 I don't think you do. 618 00:40:56,300 --> 00:40:57,340 No, I am. 619 00:40:57,340 --> 00:40:57,820 Okay. 620 00:40:57,820 --> 00:40:58,300 I'm not. 621 00:40:58,300 --> 00:41:02,780 But now that I'm on iPhone, I still use like Google and I still use spotify. 622 00:41:02,780 --> 00:41:07,420 I don't use any of the Apple products, but spotify has now they have the lyrics for the 623 00:41:07,420 --> 00:41:07,980 each track. 624 00:41:07,980 --> 00:41:08,540 Oh, yeah. 625 00:41:08,540 --> 00:41:09,820 You can like roll up and it has the lyrics. 626 00:41:09,820 --> 00:41:11,340 I'm like, okay, this is perfect. 627 00:41:11,340 --> 00:41:12,700 Apple does that too. 628 00:41:12,700 --> 00:41:17,820 When I purchase a song or an album, it says you want to see the lyrics and I'm like, 629 00:41:17,820 --> 00:41:25,420 fuck yeah, because I'm bobbing my head to a beat and then I'm like, when I read the lyrics, 630 00:41:26,620 --> 00:41:27,820 it makes me. 631 00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:28,940 I don't know. 632 00:41:28,940 --> 00:41:30,300 Yeah, because it clarify. 633 00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:31,660 Well, sometimes it clarifies. 634 00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:32,860 You're like, is that what they said? 635 00:41:32,860 --> 00:41:35,180 Or like you hear something like roses in the park. 636 00:41:35,180 --> 00:41:35,340 Yeah. 637 00:41:35,340 --> 00:41:40,460 Yeah, roses in the park, you know, instead of grooving in the heart and just like, oh, 638 00:41:40,460 --> 00:41:42,060 that's what they're fucking saying. 639 00:41:42,060 --> 00:41:45,020 And I'm like, oh, these motherfuckers are saying what? 640 00:41:45,020 --> 00:41:46,140 Like exactly. 641 00:41:46,140 --> 00:41:46,780 I like it. 642 00:41:46,780 --> 00:41:51,020 But honestly, I always make up my own lyrics, as you know. 643 00:41:51,020 --> 00:41:53,100 And why don't we all do that? 644 00:41:53,100 --> 00:41:53,980 I do it. 645 00:41:53,980 --> 00:41:55,180 I do it all the time. 646 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:56,380 I do it all the time. 647 00:41:56,380 --> 00:42:00,700 But yeah, I just don't like certain shit. 648 00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:09,420 Like, oh, so my that bitch sister sends me a little Instagram. 649 00:42:09,420 --> 00:42:13,820 So I don't have Instagram, but your older sister or your younger sister, 650 00:42:13,820 --> 00:42:15,580 younger, that bitch, younger one. 651 00:42:15,580 --> 00:42:17,660 Oh, and that's the real fucking bitch. 652 00:42:19,020 --> 00:42:21,580 And she's sending me this. 653 00:42:22,620 --> 00:42:25,420 Well, okay, I love key and pill. 654 00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:27,260 I don't know if you know who to. 655 00:42:27,260 --> 00:42:28,060 Oh, yeah, I know. 656 00:42:28,060 --> 00:42:28,140 Yeah. 657 00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:28,460 Yeah. 658 00:42:28,460 --> 00:42:32,620 Okay, they're they're they're a little out there, but I like their comedy. 659 00:42:32,620 --> 00:42:34,380 I like their their flavor. 660 00:42:35,740 --> 00:42:40,460 And she sends me because I have a big time bowing bags and harmony. 661 00:42:42,380 --> 00:42:45,980 Oh, of course you fucking are fucking weed fucking deal. 662 00:42:48,140 --> 00:42:53,020 It's the first of the month, even though I never fucking if the cheese is for free, 663 00:42:53,020 --> 00:42:53,980 it's in a trap. 664 00:42:53,980 --> 00:42:55,180 I never fucking did it. 665 00:42:55,900 --> 00:42:57,580 I always worked for mine. 666 00:42:57,580 --> 00:43:02,220 But I like I like little little crossroads. 667 00:43:02,220 --> 00:43:04,140 I miss my uncle Charles, y'all. 668 00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:09,260 Do tell. 669 00:43:09,260 --> 00:43:12,540 So she sends me this one and she's like homeless. 670 00:43:12,540 --> 00:43:12,940 Boom. 671 00:43:15,180 --> 00:43:15,980 Can't peel. 672 00:43:16,620 --> 00:43:17,180 Did this. 673 00:43:17,180 --> 00:43:19,020 Oh, shit. 674 00:43:20,060 --> 00:43:21,180 It was fucking. 675 00:43:22,540 --> 00:43:23,900 I was dying. 676 00:43:23,900 --> 00:43:26,940 He's like, I miss my uncle Charles, y'all. 677 00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:28,540 He don't answer my calls. 678 00:43:32,380 --> 00:43:35,100 You're like saying I was like, yeah, of course not. 679 00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:36,140 Because you're homeless. 680 00:43:36,140 --> 00:43:39,260 You're homeless, but like, right. 681 00:43:39,260 --> 00:43:40,220 It was fucking hilarious. 682 00:43:40,220 --> 00:43:43,420 I'm going to I'm going to fucking send you the link after the show. 683 00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:45,580 OK, that sounds good. 684 00:43:46,380 --> 00:43:47,260 You don't like bones. 685 00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:50,300 They're all right. 686 00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:54,620 I think they're honestly, I think they're overrated, but that's because I stopped smoking weed. 687 00:43:54,620 --> 00:43:58,780 I'm like, you guys just like whatever the fact. 688 00:43:58,780 --> 00:44:01,820 I'm like gangster rap, like everybody loves gangster rap. 689 00:44:01,820 --> 00:44:02,540 Don't get me wrong. 690 00:44:02,540 --> 00:44:05,500 I love gangster rap, like when I'm fucking working out or whatever. 691 00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:12,300 But like when it comes to like hip hop, hip hop, it's 1980s and 1990s East Coast hip hop from New 692 00:44:12,300 --> 00:44:12,540 York. 693 00:44:12,540 --> 00:44:14,380 You're like I cube. 694 00:44:14,380 --> 00:44:14,780 Yeah. 695 00:44:14,780 --> 00:44:15,580 Shit. 696 00:44:15,580 --> 00:44:16,140 No, yeah. 697 00:44:16,140 --> 00:44:17,820 Ice cube, like for the gym or whatever. 698 00:44:17,820 --> 00:44:22,060 And I fucking love O'Shea Jackson, senior, because I've been in love with him since day 699 00:44:22,060 --> 00:44:22,380 one. 700 00:44:22,380 --> 00:44:23,180 Jerry Curlin. 701 00:44:23,180 --> 00:44:25,660 All the way comes to like actual hip hop. 702 00:44:25,660 --> 00:44:28,540 It's like no steps of Sonic, Eric being rock. 703 00:44:28,540 --> 00:44:31,820 Cam Big Daddy Kane is my favorite artist. 704 00:44:31,820 --> 00:44:33,980 And then I guess rap duo would be. 705 00:44:34,620 --> 00:44:35,260 Cypress Hill. 706 00:44:36,460 --> 00:44:37,340 Well, no, yeah. 707 00:44:37,340 --> 00:44:38,220 Well, for the East. 708 00:44:38,220 --> 00:44:38,620 Yeah. 709 00:44:38,620 --> 00:44:39,500 Well, you know what? 710 00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:42,460 I can't even put Cypress Hill in my my top. 711 00:44:42,460 --> 00:44:43,660 Oh, yeah. 712 00:44:43,660 --> 00:44:48,140 No, everything East Coast like New York, De La Soul and what's the other. 713 00:44:49,740 --> 00:44:50,460 God damn it. 714 00:44:50,460 --> 00:44:51,500 Not Eric being rock. 715 00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:54,140 Well, Eric being rock him, but shit. 716 00:44:55,740 --> 00:44:56,140 I can't remember. 717 00:44:56,140 --> 00:44:58,540 Oh, the gold digger guys. 718 00:44:58,540 --> 00:44:58,780 Yes. 719 00:44:58,780 --> 00:44:59,420 The gold digger. 720 00:44:59,420 --> 00:44:59,740 Yeah. 721 00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:00,700 You know what I'm talking about? 722 00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:03,180 Like, yeah, those two, they're my favorite. 723 00:45:03,180 --> 00:45:04,300 So I love them too. 724 00:45:05,180 --> 00:45:07,020 I love East Coast, West Coast. 725 00:45:07,020 --> 00:45:10,700 I like let's just do this and Roxanne Chante. 726 00:45:10,700 --> 00:45:11,340 And you know what? 727 00:45:11,340 --> 00:45:12,620 All the way up to Little Kim. 728 00:45:12,620 --> 00:45:13,820 And then after that, that's cool. 729 00:45:13,820 --> 00:45:15,100 Like I never got into Trina. 730 00:45:15,820 --> 00:45:18,940 There's a lot of people that are into Trina, but she's from Florida or the south. 731 00:45:18,940 --> 00:45:20,860 So I don't know. 732 00:45:20,860 --> 00:45:22,460 Like, and good. 733 00:45:22,460 --> 00:45:24,540 Well, I guess now we're going to go all the way back. 734 00:45:24,540 --> 00:45:28,140 I'm like for Atlanta would be outcast and goody mob. 735 00:45:28,140 --> 00:45:28,700 Oh, yes. 736 00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:30,060 We got it. 737 00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:31,900 And Q tip, please. 738 00:45:31,900 --> 00:45:33,340 Yeah, from a tribe called. 739 00:45:33,340 --> 00:45:33,420 Call. 740 00:45:33,420 --> 00:45:34,540 Yeah, there you go. 741 00:45:34,540 --> 00:45:35,100 You go. 742 00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:35,660 Fuck yeah. 743 00:45:35,660 --> 00:45:35,820 Yeah. 744 00:45:36,940 --> 00:45:37,260 Yeah. 745 00:45:38,140 --> 00:45:38,380 Yeah. 746 00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:42,860 Or just off the map right now. 747 00:45:42,860 --> 00:45:43,180 Yeah. 748 00:45:43,180 --> 00:45:43,420 Okay. 749 00:45:43,420 --> 00:45:44,380 So you did your rant. 750 00:45:44,380 --> 00:45:47,980 I'm going to do my rant and it was going to be really fucking long, but it's not because 751 00:45:47,980 --> 00:45:48,940 I'm fucking over it. 752 00:45:48,940 --> 00:45:52,380 But I texted you on Thursday and I'm like, I have the rant of rent. 753 00:45:52,380 --> 00:45:52,620 Yes. 754 00:45:53,820 --> 00:45:54,220 Okay. 755 00:45:54,220 --> 00:45:59,900 So Amazon Jeff Bezos, I have never had a package not delivered to my house and it was, 756 00:45:59,900 --> 00:46:02,220 it said delivered on my fucking app. 757 00:46:02,220 --> 00:46:02,540 Okay. 758 00:46:02,540 --> 00:46:05,980 So Thursday or I have a monthly subscription. 759 00:46:06,540 --> 00:46:12,860 The monthly subscription was supposed to show up or it says delivered on Monday, October 2nd. 760 00:46:12,860 --> 00:46:14,140 There is no picture. 761 00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:17,180 The packages on my fucking porch. 762 00:46:17,180 --> 00:46:18,060 Let's start there. 763 00:46:18,060 --> 00:46:19,660 There's always a picture. 764 00:46:19,660 --> 00:46:20,220 Not there. 765 00:46:20,940 --> 00:46:22,300 I get on. 766 00:46:22,300 --> 00:46:25,180 So that was Monday night. 767 00:46:25,180 --> 00:46:26,220 It says it was delivered. 768 00:46:26,220 --> 00:46:29,580 I'm like, I was already getting ready to go to bed. 769 00:46:29,580 --> 00:46:31,020 So Tuesday morning rolls around. 770 00:46:31,020 --> 00:46:33,260 I'm like, let me get on the chat support. 771 00:46:34,140 --> 00:46:38,380 I get on the chat support and it says, oh, well, it can take up to 48 hours. 772 00:46:38,380 --> 00:46:40,060 It might have just been accidentally. 773 00:46:40,780 --> 00:46:41,900 It's all automated, right? 774 00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:43,580 So you're not actually talking to somebody. 775 00:46:43,580 --> 00:46:44,300 Right. 776 00:46:44,300 --> 00:46:48,380 So wait till October 4th if the package doesn't show up. 777 00:46:48,380 --> 00:46:49,660 Wait till October 4th. 778 00:46:50,540 --> 00:46:52,540 October 4th in the morning, which would be, 779 00:46:54,700 --> 00:46:57,020 I guess, Wednesday morning, whatever. 780 00:46:57,020 --> 00:46:57,820 Yeah, Wednesday morning. 781 00:46:59,660 --> 00:47:04,380 The chat support says you have to wait till October 4th in the night or the following day. 782 00:47:04,380 --> 00:47:06,140 I'm like this fucking bullshit. 783 00:47:06,860 --> 00:47:08,220 October 5th rolls around. 784 00:47:08,220 --> 00:47:09,260 It's Thursday. 785 00:47:09,260 --> 00:47:13,580 I fucking call or they finally put me, I guess, somebody calls you, right? 786 00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:17,340 So you call them and you know, I'm half Filipino, right? 787 00:47:17,340 --> 00:47:17,580 Yeah. 788 00:47:17,580 --> 00:47:18,460 Or I'm going with the shit. 789 00:47:19,580 --> 00:47:22,460 You're like, can you, can I press one for English? 790 00:47:23,100 --> 00:47:23,500 Yes. 791 00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:24,220 I know. 792 00:47:24,220 --> 00:47:24,700 Okay. 793 00:47:24,700 --> 00:47:29,740 So one of the call centers, I'm sure they have multiple call centers, is in the Philippines. 794 00:47:29,740 --> 00:47:31,340 And yeah, I'm going to talk shit. 795 00:47:31,340 --> 00:47:32,220 I'm half Filipino. 796 00:47:32,220 --> 00:47:32,940 I don't give a fuck. 797 00:47:32,940 --> 00:47:37,180 I was, why was I on the phone for 44 fucking minutes with this fucking dude? 798 00:47:37,740 --> 00:47:41,500 I had to repeat everything at least five times. 799 00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:47,580 And then I, by a minute, 28, 29, I'm like, I was lenient. 800 00:47:47,580 --> 00:47:53,900 I was like super nice until like, I'm reaching the 30 minute mark and I fucking just fucking lose my 801 00:47:53,900 --> 00:47:54,140 shit. 802 00:47:54,140 --> 00:47:55,980 I'm like, dude, we've been over this. 803 00:47:55,980 --> 00:47:59,100 I have seven fucking items on my fucking order. 804 00:47:59,100 --> 00:48:03,580 Of course it's seven different items from seven different businesses, right? 805 00:48:03,580 --> 00:48:05,660 So it's seven different order numbers. 806 00:48:06,620 --> 00:48:08,700 Oh my fucking God. 807 00:48:08,700 --> 00:48:11,420 And then I'm getting so fucking loud and I start cursing. 808 00:48:11,420 --> 00:48:13,580 I'm like, I need to speak to your fucking supervisor. 809 00:48:13,580 --> 00:48:15,020 Does he put a supervisor on? 810 00:48:15,020 --> 00:48:15,740 Of course not. 811 00:48:15,740 --> 00:48:18,940 And he put another fucking 30 minutes on hold. 812 00:48:18,940 --> 00:48:21,500 He's continually reading off a script. 813 00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:23,420 So my mom's like, what the fuck is going on? 814 00:48:23,420 --> 00:48:24,380 Because I was at home. 815 00:48:25,900 --> 00:48:28,460 And I'm like, have you ever had a return anything? 816 00:48:28,460 --> 00:48:28,940 Of course not. 817 00:48:28,940 --> 00:48:31,180 Because my daughter orders everything from my mom. 818 00:48:31,180 --> 00:48:35,580 So I'm just like, yeah, I'm on minute 30 and I'm still trying to get my problem resolved. 819 00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:42,220 Oh my God, I think I need more tequila because I'm having PTSD all over you. 820 00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:44,220 Fuck yeah, just freeze. 821 00:48:44,220 --> 00:48:44,620 Just freeze. 822 00:48:44,620 --> 00:48:45,900 OK, so you know what? 823 00:48:45,900 --> 00:48:51,980 By minute 44, minute fucking 44 after like, I don't know, at least eight times of going 824 00:48:51,980 --> 00:48:55,180 over the same fucking shit, it finally got resolved. 825 00:48:55,180 --> 00:48:57,340 And I'm just like, this is the 44 minutes. 826 00:48:57,340 --> 00:49:00,620 I'm like, I felt like I was talking to my mom for 44 minutes because you know, 827 00:49:01,420 --> 00:49:03,740 fuck man, I was so fucking irate. 828 00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:05,980 You're like half a day. 829 00:49:05,980 --> 00:49:07,820 Together, get your shit together. 830 00:49:07,820 --> 00:49:09,260 Get your shit together. 831 00:49:10,060 --> 00:49:11,260 Oh my God. 832 00:49:11,260 --> 00:49:16,300 OK, so my thing is this, I've never had porch pirates, not in my area at least. 833 00:49:16,300 --> 00:49:17,820 Nobody stole my fucking shit. 834 00:49:17,820 --> 00:49:19,500 And I'm like, you can check my account. 835 00:49:19,500 --> 00:49:21,420 I've never reported anything missing. 836 00:49:21,420 --> 00:49:26,140 And by the way, like I had mentioned, there's no picture of my porch with the packages. 837 00:49:26,140 --> 00:49:27,180 Like that's missing. 838 00:49:27,180 --> 00:49:30,620 So it finally got resolved. 839 00:49:30,620 --> 00:49:32,460 But you know, 44 minutes later. 840 00:49:32,460 --> 00:49:33,900 Oh fuck. 841 00:49:33,900 --> 00:49:34,300 Yeah. 842 00:49:34,300 --> 00:49:38,140 So I'm like to the people out there or listeners and to you Pomona bullets, 843 00:49:38,140 --> 00:49:43,260 if you ever have a package missing, pray to God, you don't have to deal with John V is his last. 844 00:49:46,540 --> 00:49:49,420 And how do I know this question? 845 00:49:49,420 --> 00:49:53,500 So if you ever have to deal with like customer service on the phone and that at the end, 846 00:49:54,380 --> 00:49:58,380 they provide you like stay on the line if you want to fill out a survey. 847 00:49:58,380 --> 00:50:01,100 Do you think I feel the survey out? 848 00:50:03,660 --> 00:50:04,060 Yeah. 849 00:50:04,060 --> 00:50:07,580 Oh, I always, I always feel the survey out and I say, 850 00:50:07,580 --> 00:50:09,180 OK, I'm sorry. 851 00:50:09,180 --> 00:50:11,420 Factory fucking losers. 852 00:50:11,420 --> 00:50:12,860 I fucking hate you. 853 00:50:12,860 --> 00:50:17,180 And then I get somebody calling me and I'm like, you know, fuck off. 854 00:50:17,180 --> 00:50:20,140 And they still don't resolve the issue, but I don't give a fuck. 855 00:50:20,140 --> 00:50:22,380 I want to give you the worst fucking survey ever. 856 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:27,100 Well, my thing is this, like if I have time and there's a survey and you're actually, 857 00:50:27,100 --> 00:50:32,540 you got my fucking you got my issue resolved and in record time and if I have time for the survey, 858 00:50:32,540 --> 00:50:33,500 I actually fill it out. 859 00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:34,860 I give you five fucking stars. 860 00:50:34,860 --> 00:50:36,300 I've been customer service rep. 861 00:50:36,300 --> 00:50:41,500 You know, that's the worst fucking job you could ever experience as customer service, 862 00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:42,780 especially in retail. 863 00:50:42,780 --> 00:50:43,820 I've been there. 864 00:50:43,820 --> 00:50:49,660 So it's the shittiest fucking job you do the most fucking work and you're fucking underpaid severely. 865 00:50:49,660 --> 00:50:49,820 Yeah. 866 00:50:50,460 --> 00:50:52,780 So I was just like, OK, nine times out of 10. 867 00:50:53,820 --> 00:50:55,180 I try to not complain. 868 00:50:55,180 --> 00:50:57,980 I think every now and then I do complain, but it's fucking rare. 869 00:50:57,980 --> 00:51:00,460 But oh boy, did I like that motherfucker up? 870 00:51:00,460 --> 00:51:01,500 I'm like, you know what? 871 00:51:01,500 --> 00:51:03,020 This is 44 fucking minutes. 872 00:51:03,020 --> 00:51:05,100 It could have been resolved in under five. 873 00:51:05,100 --> 00:51:11,820 Like this fucking I can see if I had multiple reports of saying I didn't get my fucking package 874 00:51:11,820 --> 00:51:13,740 order was stolen off my fucking porch. 875 00:51:13,740 --> 00:51:14,060 Right. 876 00:51:14,060 --> 00:51:20,220 This is my first fucking instance and I'm a fuck everybody is a fucking customer of Amazon. 877 00:51:20,220 --> 00:51:22,060 So like get your shit together. 878 00:51:22,060 --> 00:51:23,180 Jeff Bezos. 879 00:51:23,180 --> 00:51:23,500 Yes. 880 00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:24,620 Fuck that. 881 00:51:24,620 --> 00:51:27,740 I you're you're making my blood blood boil. 882 00:51:27,740 --> 00:51:30,700 Yeah, I'm like I'm calm now, but my back hurts again. 883 00:51:30,700 --> 00:51:31,020 Yeah. 884 00:51:31,020 --> 00:51:32,620 My shoulder hurts. 885 00:51:32,620 --> 00:51:33,980 I'm like, oh shit. 886 00:51:33,980 --> 00:51:34,940 Oh, shit. 887 00:51:34,940 --> 00:51:36,620 Let's breathe. 888 00:51:36,620 --> 00:51:37,980 And I click. 889 00:51:37,980 --> 00:51:42,860 And I have one more rant, even though I guess it's not a rant. 890 00:51:42,860 --> 00:51:43,740 You too. 891 00:51:43,740 --> 00:51:45,580 For a club, Shay, Shay, Shannon Sharp. 892 00:51:46,860 --> 00:51:47,580 Excuse me. 893 00:51:47,580 --> 00:51:52,700 There is a goddamn commercial every fucking 90 seconds and it drives me so much. 894 00:51:52,700 --> 00:51:54,140 And it drives me fucking nuts. 895 00:51:54,140 --> 00:51:54,700 And you know what? 896 00:51:54,700 --> 00:51:59,020 Maybe I should like pay the premium for you to be the free subscriber. 897 00:51:59,020 --> 00:51:59,340 I don't know. 898 00:51:59,340 --> 00:52:01,980 I think it's $15 a month, but I'm not going to do that. 899 00:52:02,860 --> 00:52:03,740 It's so tiring. 900 00:52:03,740 --> 00:52:07,420 I'm trying to listen to the entire fucking March on Lynch and like any time he talks to 901 00:52:07,420 --> 00:52:11,980 Ocho Cinco because you know, I fucking love Ocho and I'm like, goddamn every fucking 90 902 00:52:11,980 --> 00:52:16,300 seconds to two minutes, there's a goddamn fucking ad and I have to like wait for five. 903 00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:16,700 Yeah. 904 00:52:16,700 --> 00:52:23,340 And then you just get the ad and like you're making a lot of money already. 905 00:52:23,340 --> 00:52:24,140 So you know what? 906 00:52:24,700 --> 00:52:25,900 Get rid of this fucking shit. 907 00:52:25,900 --> 00:52:26,860 Like, come on. 908 00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:31,260 I fucking hate it too. 909 00:52:31,260 --> 00:52:37,260 I'm the same or I'm just like washing shit and it's like you can skip the ad. 910 00:52:37,260 --> 00:52:42,620 But when I'm driving, I can't fucking really skip the goddamn ad. 911 00:52:42,620 --> 00:52:47,340 Like I have to fucking wash this Liberty, Liberty fucking shit. 912 00:52:47,340 --> 00:52:48,300 Yeah, exactly. 913 00:52:48,300 --> 00:52:50,700 Liberty, Liberty, Liberty, Liberty. 914 00:52:52,700 --> 00:52:55,820 I'm fucking duck right here bitch and I'm going to drown the motherfucker. 915 00:52:55,820 --> 00:52:56,060 Yeah. 916 00:52:56,060 --> 00:52:58,300 I'm like fuck you with your emo. 917 00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:00,380 You fucking emu. 918 00:53:00,380 --> 00:53:01,660 Whatever the fuck. 919 00:53:01,660 --> 00:53:03,100 I fucking hate you. 920 00:53:03,100 --> 00:53:06,620 All of you, all of you, fuck off. 921 00:53:07,260 --> 00:53:07,820 I guess. 922 00:53:07,820 --> 00:53:08,300 You know what? 923 00:53:08,300 --> 00:53:09,020 Pomona bullets. 924 00:53:09,020 --> 00:53:11,660 One of these days will be on the Shannon sharp level of club. 925 00:53:11,660 --> 00:53:13,020 Shea, Shea for our podcast. 926 00:53:13,020 --> 00:53:14,220 And then I'm like, you know what? 927 00:53:14,220 --> 00:53:16,300 Now you can run all the ads every 90 seconds. 928 00:53:16,300 --> 00:53:18,620 And me and Pomona bullets are fucking sky high. 929 00:53:18,620 --> 00:53:19,020 Yeah. 930 00:53:19,020 --> 00:53:22,220 And we're getting paid for this bull's ride. 931 00:53:22,220 --> 00:53:23,980 Run all the sponsors bitch. 932 00:53:23,980 --> 00:53:25,980 Do it Liberty, Liberty. 933 00:53:28,460 --> 00:53:31,980 And on that note, you are Pomona bullets. 934 00:53:31,980 --> 00:53:32,620 That's right. 935 00:53:32,620 --> 00:53:35,500 And I'm Baroque Medusa and we are the clink clink gang. 936 00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:36,860 Thank you for listening. 937 00:53:36,860 --> 00:53:38,460 We will talk to you next week. 938 00:53:38,460 --> 00:53:39,420 Bye bitches. 939 00:53:39,420 --> 00:53:41,740 Bye bitches.