Good day. Good afternoon.
Clink, clink, bitches. I am Pomona Butch.
And, well now I am, Baruch Matissa. This is Top Shelf Hi Jinks.
Welcome, bitches.
There you are.
Oh, I know what the hell.
The first time you tried to join, as soon as I put my phone down, you fucking joined.
I'm like this fucking bitch. Damn it.
Good day, bitch.
Good day. Good day. I'm fucking watching the games.
Like, yeah, I don't know. Sorry.
Which game are you watching?
Right now I'm watching fucking Pittsburgh.
Oh, same. That's only one that's on, I guess, on regular TV.
I guess. And I still haven't figured out how to use my phone.
So, I don't know.
I don't fucking know.
Okay. Well, I already started partaking in that of my boyfriend named Don Julio Sevenday.
What are you drinking?
I am drinking my boyfriend, Jameson. I love him.
Oh, okay. So we're hanging out with our boyfriends today.
Yes.
And then I also have on standby, because you know, I'm always on standby with my red drink and my vodka, because that's my, I guess, my chaser after the fact.
Oh, for sure.
I call it hydration, but some people call it chasers.
I'm still doing my moonshine and coconut water.
Smart girl, smart girl, smart girl.
Okay.
I know I'm going to be really shitty. I just have to say it now.
I'm going to be really shitty because I didn't take good notes.
I don't give a fuck. You're doing this for fun, right?
Yes, we are.
Plus, you fucking moved out of fucking California. How dare you? So we have to stay in touch somehow.
Yes.
Amen, sister.
Sweet, sweet baby Jesus.
Right.
So speaking of alcohol yesterday, I got my hair or my roots done. So I always go, I always have it as the first appointment on, on Saturdays, right?
So I, or I'm Matt, Matt's my stylist. So I'm always his first appointment on Saturday.
So I walk in, he starts, he starts, he puts the cape on me or whatever you want to call it.
And then I break it, I break it with a bottle of water and he's like, what the fuck?
I was proud of you bitch.
What the fuck bitch?
He's like, you don't have a drink. And I'm like, no, I was looking at the drinks on, on my cabinet and by cabinet, I mean bookshelf.
I'm just like, I think I'm going to show up with water today. And he's like, is this a new woman?
What's going on?
I fucked up my back on Wednesday.
I didn't, well, I did realize it. And obviously I did it from working out, but I didn't realize how I not broke it, but I fucked it up until Friday.
So, uh, I don't know, whatever I didn't do. Alcohol didn't wouldn't have bided well with me yesterday, but back on it today, bitch.
So show clink clink.
Yes, clink clink.
I just, the dovetail off of that. I had my fucking, I told you my shoulder had to have it put back in place.
No, you didn't tell me.
Oh, yeah.
When this week?
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, what happened?
You know, yeah, that bitch.
Oh, damn. Okay.
No, it was, it's not really like that. I just, I don't fucking know what the fuck happened. I think I'm just old. And so my shoulder was hurting quite a bit.
And it hurts because I'm right handed. I'm not a lefty. I'm a right hander.
And so it's your right shoulder that is hurting. Yeah, I just, I just threw more punches than I should have honestly on the body bag.
So, oh, okay. So your sore like me. Yeah. And then the doctor said, because they start going up to like my shoulder blade and to my neck and then I couldn't even just put my right hand on the steering wheel.
So, when you're at work all day. Well, it's not a heart attack. It's on the right.
I know. I thought about that. I'm like, am I having a stroke on the right side? But you know what, do you sit at your computer all day and you fuck around with the mouse and your keyboard?
Yes.
Okay, well, it's from that, trust me.
And I was just like, what the fuck is going on because it's from that you're going to end up with carpal tunnel if you don't fucking get up and stretch because trust me that's happened to me.
And I'm like, I'm gonna get up and stretch and like lighten up on grasp and that mouse stop acting like it's a big giant black cock. Yeah. Well, you know, I have a different little mouse and I have this little fucking like everything like it's all, I don't fucking know but it's, I get up and I have to walk the floor for my job.
I look at people and say, okay, yeah, your, your attire is not appropriate and blah, blah, blah. And yeah, so I walk a lot and I get up and I, we have these people that come in and they'll tell us like, okay, you're going to put your, your fingers towards your chest and you're going to do this and you're going to do that and like these little therapists, I don't, I don't know, whatever, but
it's probably for it's got to be from sitting at your desk, but I was just like, well, I did beat the fuck out of the body.
Well, that too.
And then the doctors like, you need to put your shoulder back in place. I said, what the fuck is dislocated. And it was going all the way up to my neck.
So did he do it?
Yeah.
And it hurts even more.
Oh, I'm just gonna march.
Yeah, I'm just like, I'm trying to do my 12 ounce curls and stuff and you know,
No, but are you icing it?
No.
Yeah, guess what, neither am I.
Yeah, I was just like, fuck, and I was going to schedule massage, but I fucking hate people touching me if I don't know you.
And I was just like, I just got to write this shit out. But here's the thing. I'm not going to say first world problems, but I have a photo shoot this coming Friday for my third book and for some other bullshit.
And I'm like, I can't really work out. So I'm like, I'm gonna look all flabby and just whatever the fuck.
I'm not going to be at my best, but I don't know. Maybe they'll actually have to Photoshop shit this time.
Yeah, please.
It's all good.
We can Photoshop.
We can get all the flat.
Yeah, we can do this.
Fuck, man.
All right, so let's talk news really quick and then we can get onto bullshitting.
How do you feel about the state of Florida?
I fucking hate the East Coast, but you know, that's just me.
But I do love my brother-in-law. He's down there. Yeah. Yeah. Good, good, good.
But yeah, so what do you have to say?
So I agree, Florida is a shit show. It always is. I mean, it's always on the news for the most stupidest shit besides crocodiles and the fucking swamp.
But you know, just like news in general, right?
Right.
However, I found out as of this past week, because you know, we do our podcasts every week.
So I found out after last Sunday that I think I might like Florida just for a little bit.
Guess what happened?
The death penalty as of September 29th, when it comes to rapists, if you rape a minor under the age of 12, you automatically qualify for the death penalty.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck.
And I was just saying that correctly, but I was just like, you know what? Why can't this be across the board?
For sure. For sure.
And that's where I'm going to leave it with the news. But you know what, Florida? Kudos to you for the death penalty.
I love Ocho. Was it Kaya?
Oh, yeah. He lives down there with his girl and all their, but no, but it's the Kaya Ocho the fucking fucking I went down to Florida.
I. Yeah, I did that whole little fiesta or whatever they call it.
I thought you were talking about Ocho Cinco.
Yeah. Ocho Cinco, Kaya Ocho, all the Ocho's in the west or the East Coast.
Pardon my pardon. Pardon me.
What shows are you talking about? It's Kaya Ocho. It's, it's, it's, I don't know who that is.
It's a fiesta. It's like this fucking huge party. It's like Marty Garls, but it's in Florida.
Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh, well, we're going.
Okay, that sounds good. I've been to Florida. I've been to Fort Lauderdale. That was like in 1997 for like a day or whatever.
And then we took the boat, or I think I told you this, we took the boat to the free port, the first island of the Bahamas and we stayed there for three days.
Yeah. I mean, I took my kids on the fucking Disney cruise.
Yeah. Fuck Disney.
Yeah. And I was like, Oh, yeah, did you hear about that bullshit that they're doing? I don't know what one, one, I love, I had Disney plus.
Okay. But I don't have it any fucking more.
Disney keep going. Suck a fucking dick. I fucking don't. I don't. I'm not going to fucking pay 23 bucks now.
And they're doing this little like snow white renewal type shit.
Did you hear about that?
No. Yeah.
I don't even, yeah, I don't do the Disney thing. I fucking hate Disney.
You know what? I was, because I'm like a star fan or Star Wars fan, excuse me.
Well, yeah, I like the original three, but everything after that can eat a dick.
Yeah. And I was like, okay, Disney, you fucking want to take over like this is my childhood that you're taking over and and whatever.
So I did Disney plus, but I'm like, fuck you, Disney.
And fuck your $23 a fucking month. This is bullshit. And fuck your stupid fucking new snow white and the seven dwarfs fucking.
It's a movie?
Yeah, yeah, I guess. I don't fucking know. She's binary.
Oh, I keep, yeah, I know what you're doing. It's like a live action.
Yeah. Yeah. Like a live action type shit.
And all the dwarfs are fucking married and they're not divorced.
And I mean, it's all good.
I thought they were all gay.
Yeah, I guess not.
I don't know because she's binary. So I don't fucking know. But oh, got it. Yeah.
I'm just like, hey, amen, but I'm not paying 23 bucks a month. So yeah, that's ridiculous.
And speaking of monthly subscriptions, when I moved back home, because there's fucking nothing up here when it comes to food, I had I ordered a door dash pass for the last two years and it's $96.
Fuck you. For the entire year. But if you order door dash, if it's over $12, which it always is that your delivery free is a wave, right?
Right. And it the first year it ended up being good because I was ordering takeout or whatever. And then like last year I cut that shit out, even though it reinstated.
So it, it fires in November. And I'm like, I'm just not going to renew because it's rare when I do door dash now.
Oh, well, that's good because like, yeah, I do it a lot because I'm too drunk to drive. So I'm just like, well, no, you're smart in that aspect.
Yeah. So I'm like, yay, keep people employed and yeah.
Fuck it.
Okay, really quick. I'm watching the game and I just realized there's a TJ Watt for the Steelers.
Is he like related to JJ Watts? Oh, shit. Good call. I'm not quite sure because I keep saying TJ Watt and I'm like, oh, I wonder if they're brothers.
Like fucking Kelsey motherfucking brothers. Jesus. Yeah.
What's going on with Kelsey?
We dating.
Hey, hey.
I guess I don't know. I don't care for either one of them.
She looks like a boy. She looks like she would just be boring in bed.
Yeah, I know. Like with her little sparkle.
She only gets with the guys to fucking what's it called? I guess make an album, I would think.
Yeah. I don't like her. I don't like her. I never cared for her either.
Sorry, because then I would have to.
What's the word? I guess I would have to banish her from being my daughter.
Yeah, exactly. And you know, it's kind of like when the NBA doesn't want anybody dating one of the Kardashians because.
Yeah. Did they actually say that?
I don't know. I don't know. I say that.
I say that.
I don't know. Maybe let her lose his concentration on the field.
Same. So like when Jessica Simpson was dating the Tony Romo guy.
Yeah. Like just lose. Like, yeah. And they just lose their concentration and that's good. That's good for us and our teams.
I know that you're a Raiders.
Right. Girl.
But you know what? It would be beneficial if KC just had a distraction.
Like, hey, hey, yeah, we're only into week five, so that distraction needs to happen.
Yeah. Hurry up. Hey, hey, the entire fucking season. Yeah.
Show your boobs.
Like.
Fuck. Oh, shit.
I'm speaking of, I guess, hey, hey, I didn't know that was her fucking name, I guess.
Taylor Taylor.
Yeah, I know you're talking about. We all everybody knows who you're talking about.
It's that bitch.
Yeah. Thank you. That DB that bitch.
Yep.
Okay, so down here it's back to being hot and it's no longer.
What's it called? It's not humid, but it's really dry. So my face is all like I had to put oil on my face last night before I went to bed.
Shit. It's that it's really fucking dry. But do you ever do something or do you ever?
What's the word I'm looking for? Like, so it's really windy because the Santana wins and then like my sinuses are all fucked up.
They actually sound okay today, but my allergies, right? So where I'm going with this is do you ever know you're supposed to do something for yourself health wise or whatever and then you're just like, whatever.
And you don't do it and then you finally fucking do it and you're like, oh my God, fucking relief. Why didn't I just do this two weeks ago? Yeah.
Okay. Yeah. And it's especially here in Oregon. I had these fucking allergy pills and I'm like, I don't need the Kleriton because like I'm okay.
Now, when I don't do it, I'm like, God damn it. That's why I need to do it.
I have to fucking take the little Kleriton. I got to do this bullshit. And I do have to my face as well.
I hate that shit that, well, there's not much sun here. So, right. I do have to take some pills to like.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So I don't know if you know what the neti pot is, but I do.
Okay. Yeah. So I fucking hate doing that thing. It's a pain in the ass. I used to do it once a week, but then it dries your sinuses out.
Right. So I'm like, I haven't done it like since like fucking April.
And I'm like, finally last week, I think it was on Wednesday. I had so much fucking pressure in my fuck. My whole face was just like a fucking ticking time bomb.
And I'm like, fine, I guess I'm going to finally fucking neti pot before I go to work.
Six o'clock in the morning. And guess what happens immediate fucking relief. Yes. Of course, my eyes are still watering and my fucking nose is just like, I'm still sneezing, but I'm like, at least the pressure went away.
And I'm like, I just fucking hate doing that. And then I fucking hate cleaning it and sanitize. Yeah. Oh, it's a pain in the ass.
But the pressure is no longer there.
I love the neti pot. Um, it actually helps me to, um, I wake up in the morning and I, I'm just like one of those like, good morning and I rub my eyes.
And if I hear squeak, squeak, squeak.
Oh yeah. Okay. So, um, I was rubbing my eyes. Are you the type of person because not everybody is but like if I start rubbing my eyes when I'm tired, then I'm like, oh, let me massage my eyeballs.
Yes. Fucking rub them for at least 10 minutes. Right. It feels so fucking good. Yes. I, I do like that little T thing and I'm just like, oh, yes.
Yeah, it feels so fucking good.
I know. So then I'm like, yes. Right. So why did yesterday I didn't have any makeup on, but, um, you know, like I said, it's really fucking dry hair or my face is really dry because of the winds and everything.
Why when I looked in the mirror after I rubbed my eyes for 10 minutes, why did all this dead skin was just piled up on my fucking eyes.
What the fuck. And I'm just like, okay, I guess I'm putting oil on my face tonight. My whole my eyes were just my eyes.
I just had all this white ash on them and I'm just like, I should have taken a picture to send to you. It was bad. I have a fucking black comforter. So I'm just like, what's going on?
It looked like it could have been dandruff.
Yeah, I'm just like, what's going on?
Shit. Oh my God.
Sorry, I had to take a sip of my. Yeah, clean, clean for that. Clean, clean for that.
Right.
Question. I always have questions. Um, do you like the group or the band one? Can't even talk. Blink 182.
I actually have bought concert tickets for that band. So I fucking love them. I was so excited. I went to the Hollywood Bowl.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. And I bought tickets to see them. And my seat was 182. And I was like, just, it's a sign. Yeah.
I fucking love you motherfuckers. And yeah. So proceed with your story because they have a new album out and I'm just like, I listened to the first song and it fucked. I don't know.
I'm the type of, there's two type of blink 182 people. There's the blink 182 people that when they first came out all the way up to at least for me and I think my daughter, um, take off your pants and jacket that came out like, right?
I think they were in 2003 or four. That's when they were immature. They're just like fucking around their immature boys. That's the blink 182 I like the album that came out after that with the three smiley faces going directly down and anything after that they all matured and they fucking suck.
And I'm just like, Oh no.
Well, to me, but like there's two, everybody's like, there's like I said, there's two different type of people when it comes to blink 182. I'm the immature tomboy. I will always be 12 years, a 12 year old tomboy.
So I'm like, I want to get to that.
Click. Yes.
But then like there's the other people like oh my god, they're grown up. They're mature. They're evolved and I'm just like no
That's not the that's not what I want. I want them with the cock sock on running down the street
Acting stupid and those are the type of people I want to party with yeah, I don't want to party with mature people
Exactly, even though I'm gonna be 50. I would be like partying with them like that. Yes, the pure people fuck
Yeah, I fucking love
Blink
Who and I was on the seat and I fucking love them
But if they're I didn't I'm glad that you put that out there
Because I don't want to hear that because it's gonna hurt my heart
Well, listen well listen to any of their albums starting with the three smiley faces
I want to say was like 2002 2000. Okay, so the smiley faces going down was probably 2002
2003 so take off your pants and jacket
Yeah, probably came out in 2000 2001
2002 somewhere around there, but that's the last album that I liked by them because they were immature
Yeah, I
Please go back to immature mode, right
You'll keep your fans if you do that or at least the old ones like me now
I know I went to a fucking food fighters concert and the guys like 40
I'm like 40 fucking years. Oh, that's right. You told me that or just like yeah, I feel old just like I was like, okay
Bye, like any say their ages like red hot chili peppers up
I think he's gonna be 60. What I told you the last time I was just like fuck man
I'm like, oh fuck
We old we old we old
I'm sorry, I'm I don't mean for our
All of our listeners I want to actually just say hey welcome
That's right. Welcome from us all the way out in Tanzania and Japan and where was the other state or I'm sorry
other country
Well, I gave you the analytics. Yes. What the other country was
I was Belgium. What up?
What what thank you?
Yes, love you much clink love you guys clink clink to you
And I hope you're clinking clinking to us and listening I'm looking at my notes. I'm sorry. I apologize
I know well at least you have notes. I don't well
It was like, you know what actually work actually calmed down a little last week
So I was able to like write shit down when I'm like reading stuff like on my phone or when thoughts came to me as
opposed to trying to remember it or sticking it in my phone and forgetting about it
I
Yeah, I did the same shit. I'm like, I don't know
Okay, so last week I sent you did you check out Shannon Sharpe's club Shay Shay on YouTube I did
Okay, did you check out the beast mode? Um, cuz you know I fucking
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There's my family doing this.
Pastor present. Okay. I would honestly like to do
the day and Thomas.
Let Daniel Thomas. Okay. That's fine. I was going to say, because I had another
question, like, who do you want to party with? Like,
interview and then one to party with. So shit. Yeah. Okay. So you, and then you
can think of things, but so you said, look, you,
on the pot of ladenian and then who would you want to party with and just like,
go fucking eight. Oh, I would be your body.
Want to party with fucking Ocho Cinco. Like I fucking, yes, please. Yes. Yes.
Okay. I like those two. So, um, to interview for me, it would be past.
It'd be Lyle. Elzada. What he's roided up, of course.
And then party party would be March on Lynch and, um,
Cinco. Yeah. I want to party with Ocho.
And who do you think it's? Okay. And now that,
because I already have one in my head now that, um,
we said, um, to talk on the podcast or meet, or I guess meet over the podcast,
whatever. And then, um, party, who do you think is it? Like,
I guess a punk bitch or that is like, just like way overrated.
Cast or present? I would say,
hmm, well overrated monkey.
Who is the dude that put the little showbo and the, um,
cell phone thing? Oh, Brett Favre there with a little tiny
pee pee. And I can guarantee, you know how like, uh,
are you a grower or a show or he's neither? Yeah. Yeah.
It's totally fucking me. Nobody wants to see that.
Yeah. Nobody wants to see your little showbo and shit.
And I think that's what made it like, I don't know, but yeah.
It's not him pictures of your cock guys. If it's small and it doesn't hang below
your fucking nuts. How about that?
Lower your fucking tone, lower your tone and lower your voice.
If you know what you need to do, lower than your fucking balls.
What you need to do is get a fucking tattoo of a cock below on your,
on your cast. So you can say you have a, with a noose.
So that way you can say you have a cock hanging below.
There you go. Yeah. Yeah. Those motherfuckers.
Okay. You are on one today. I fucking love it.
Okay. So who I think is overrated and who always got on my nerves was
Matt Linehart, the guy who graduated from USC. Oh, okay.
And went to fucking Arizona Cardinals.
I don't know why he stands out, but I was just like, come on, punk bitch.
Go hang out on your fucking mommy and daddy's houseboat,
because I'm sure that's what they have.
Yeah. No shit, man.
Ah, I don't even know how long he lasted, but we got to also,
like I like polymolo, not sane.
Because I'm my under.
I like a lot of players or whatever about like the party with,
I need to party with fucking Marshawn.
Like let's fucking do a beer bong.
And I bet I will outlast him and he's fucking beast mode.
Let's go.
Beast mode. I fucking agree.
I agree. Like if we're going to party, let's fucking party.
Oh, I probably do tequila with and just shoot the shit.
Yeah. Oh, Joe. I don't know.
I think he's trying to keep it like under wraps.
So he's a fucking footballer now. And by footballer, I mean, food, the bowl.
Bowl. Yeah.
Football.
Anyway, sorry about that.
I just I know, I know we love everybody.
And this is all good.
Solid.
Less.
OK. So, um, let's just like, I'm going to just rant right now.
Oh, yeah, we can go into rent.
Um, so that bitch comes to my house.
Uh huh. Yeah.
And I. So.
That bitch son got a fucking purple belt.
Right. And now he has a black ski.
So he's he's.
Oh, yeah. So it's not a white ski anymore.
Right. I'm just talking about karate, martial arts, this and that.
Yeah. So, um, yeah. So he has a black ski now.
And it's good because now he's not, um, flooding anymore.
And flooding, I'm talking about, like, his his pants can actually reach his ankles.
Because with karate or the white ski, it was too short, I guess.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
He was flooding.
Is that the way it was supposed to be?
No. No.
It just made me look like a fucking bad mom.
Well, fuck you, Pomona bullets.
I know. I'm like, what the fuck?
Somebody get my son to fuck his shit.
That's going to fucking fit him.
Um, yeah. So.
Yeah. So now he has.
So now I have to.
We have these patches because it's like Boy Scouts.
Like, oh, you guys get him sewn on.
Yeah. And put their iron on their iron on.
And so I ironing them on, but we have to reinforce them.
Of course you do because they're going to fucking fall or I guess peel off or whatever.
That's what you got to get exactly.
They're like, like bullshit.
If you put them in the fucking washer, they fucking start crinkling up.
And this is fucking like, no.
Um, so, uh, that bitch, I said, come over because I'll pay you.
Oh, so you can read or.
Yeah.
Because she's just going to call you for this shit.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. So, um, G unit for all the listeners who are great listeners.
Um, so G unit comes over and I told her I would pay her $20.
Okay. She says no 40.
What the fuck?
She's learning how to, you know what, you know what?
Hey, she's Pomona bullets, junior right there, bitch.
You know, like fucking amen and I'll fucking give you 40 fucking dollars
and I'll pick it up on Monday after work.
And I will like fucking good for you.
Like fucking fuck.
Yeah.
She's learning her mama's way.
I know. And I fucking, and I wish you would drive, but.
Oh, you know what?
You should. Yeah.
You need to pay her more.
Like if you, I'll pay you 60 if you fucking learn how to drive and drive down here.
So I don't have to pick or pick shit up.
You can drop your shit off or drop it off.
Like fucking drive.
God damn that bitch.
But okay.
All right.
And now that you, you talked to the listeners earlier.
So by the way, listeners, Pomona bullets and I have people that they don't want their
names mentioned on the podcast.
Totally fucking fine.
So we go by nicknames and then half the time we forget because we're fucking drunk.
And then I have to edit it out and I'm tired of editing that shit out.
So now we're just going to refer to everybody as that doesn't want to have their name
mentioned as that bitch.
Yes.
So everybody is that bitch.
That bitch, it's just it's going to make it a whole lot easier and it's going to
flow a lot better and then it won't make me angry that I have to edit shit out.
And then you guys are going to listen and say what, what bitch?
It's that bitch.
But it's all in love.
It's all in love.
Yeah.
But it's all because we don't want to.
Yeah.
We don't want to edit.
Because I'm no because I'm a lazy bitch.
I'm not that bitch, but I'm a lazy bitch.
So how about that?
Yes.
Clean, clean to that bitch.
We love everybody.
Bitch.
Everybody's going to be that bitch.
All right.
So you got any more ramp?
Oh, shit.
No, you do.
The only ramp was that bitch came over here and she asked for fucking 40 when I.
All for her.
You know what?
Like I said, that yeah, well, she's she takes after you.
She's a Mona bullets junior.
So kudos to her.
Yeah.
And I was like, yeah, fucking yeah.
Good, good, good, good, good, good.
I want to rant on a little bit of something.
So, OK, my music genre.
Blink 182, you know, whatever.
I go from dirty heads.
Those are my boys.
I love it.
That's what we were playing when I drove you to.
I know, P.D.X.
But I was actually my dad.
That bitch was very upset that I used to listen to this music that was like Barbara Mason,
Temptations.
And he always thought it was like this Southern California ball headed bastard music type.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, of course, because I did that little, you know, put my two fists up and do that little
cholo type of shit.
Like, I don't know.
Well, you were born and raised in Pomona.
Let's start there.
So yeah, hello.
So hello.
I'm like, yeah.
Wow.
Um, the one who used to love you and my dad hated this fucking music.
And I used to blast it.
Hey, Earth 101, as we discussed in a previous episode.
And I loved it and I'm listening to it.
And I was like, damn, I couldn't.
I just got into the whole dig of the whole thing.
I was like, damn, I remember this shit.
Like, oh, all these fucking songs, which was like crazy.
And I don't think and I don't think anybody fucking understands or I don't know.
I do you understand the songs?
Do you understand like Hello, Stranger or I'm your puppet and all that shit?
Um, I guess I'm your puppet.
That's self-explanatory.
But Hello, Stranger, I guess I would need to hear it again just to get a feel.
And then we can go off of that or but yeah.
But it like it came with the low riders and all that.
And it's like this music was kind of like, okay.
And so I was jamming to that shit this morning.
Good for you.
Yeah.
And I was just like, oh, shit.
I didn't realize how fucking horrible of a teenager I was.
And I thought these boys were going to just say like, you know, there's a thin line between love
and hate and but but as an adult, there's a thin line between love and hate.
There's a song right there that I think everybody should hear.
Uh, I would agree.
And that also comes to when it's manslaughter and unintentional, like strangling a person.
And then you're like, you're on the hook for first degree murder.
Yeah.
I'm serious.
By the way, I'm kidding.
Like once that fucking light goes out, you're like, damn, fucking look out on
certain people.
You're like, yeah.
It was like they were fucking giving us signs from like the sixties.
And um, and also the guy is I'm listening to this song.
It's a thin line between love and hate.
And he's like, I'm cheating on her and like and all this shit.
And he finally says, she fucking fucked me up.
Like, I'm in I wake up in the hospital.
I'm listening to the lyrics and I'm like, whoa.
You're like, oh, that's what that meant.
He's like, I hung.
Yeah.
Did she eat yet?
She feeds him and then she fucking puts him in the hospital.
I'm like, whoa.
That's beautiful.
It is.
I was like, this needs to be my ringtone.
Right.
So speaking of like when you're listening to lyrics and then you're just like,
hmm, does that mean what it means?
So corn second album Adidas all day I dream about sex.
Because I didn't watch the video until like after the fact, right?
So like you're listening to the lyrics and you're like, oh, he's talking about like
Jonathan Davis is talking about fucking all these chicks or just like whatever.
And then I'm like, the more you listen to the song, I'm like, wait a second.
He's talking about masturbation.
Right.
Yes.
And then you watch the fucking video and I'm like, yeah, he's talking about masturbation.
That's why I'm like, dude, that is just so fucking smart the way you wrote the lyrics.
Yes.
You're thinking you're like all day I dream about sex.
Yeah.
Because that's what Adidas stands for.
And then just like, yeah, no, it's masturbation.
Yes.
I'm fucking.
So this is me now.
I'm like listening to lyrics.
I'm like, I don't like your little tune, but if your lyrics are legit, I'm fucking.
I like, oh, the opposite.
Okay.
So I've always been about the lyrics and then like the tune or the tongue or the beat after the fact.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, that's me too.
I have if I like, I'm like bobbing my head like all day I dream about like fucking.
Okay.
Like I get all that like Adidas and stuff.
And I like the little and I'm bobbing my head.
But like, let's just let's just go off the card.
I'm ludicrous ludicrous.
I used to like his beats like, oh, Luda Luda and God, I'm missing like a person on milk carton with no rewards.
And it's like my cat.
My cat.
Like you're making money.
Your cat.
Shouldn't be spilling oil, dude.
And I don't know what before he joined fast and the purest franchise.
Okay.
Yeah.
Of course.
Yeah.
Because I do like him as an actor, but like your lyrics fucking shit in the pot for the move,
bitch, move, bitch, get out the way.
Oh, I love that song though.
I'm like, yeah, fuck yeah, because it went in Southern Kelly.
Yeah, you can get the fuck out of the goddamn fucking way.
Move, bitch, get out the way.
And I love that.
That that's that's my anthem.
But like you're missing like a milk carton and or my Cadillac oil spills.
Like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I fucking hate motherfuckers that come into my driveway and they're fucking.
I have a oil fucking pile.
And like, no, yeah, no, get that shit figured out.
And like, if you're making money, come on, dude.
Well, that was probably like his early albums.
I want to say, you know, he was a DJ in Atlanta for one of the radio stations and he would mix
his beats and fucking do his, I want to say his first two albums or at least his, his demo.
He did it on the off hours at the radio station.
And God bless him.
His dad was an alcoholic and he always had to fucking rescue his dad.
Like there was one day.
Yeah, there was one day I want to say was when MTV actually had news and fucking like
it's not fucking a shit show like it is now, but I used to watch.
Everybody used to watch MTV back in the day.
But I want to say was on MTV where they interviewed him and he's like, yeah,
my dad, I guess, was wandering.
I want not saying I'm probably saying this wrong, but like he had to rescue his dad so
many times because he was an alcoholic.
And then like he was dealing with that news being a DJ and trying to make his demo or
whatever on the off hours at the radio station.
And I'm just like, you know what?
Kudos to you, bro.
Fuck yeah.
I love Luda and I buy all his albums.
Just not the Cadillac Drippin oil.
Yeah, like dude.
Now, I mean, it's okay because there's so many songs where I actually I YouTube the lyrics.
It's like I like the same.
All right.
Just like az lyrics.com.
But now that I do you have spotify?
Do you spotify?
I don't think you do.
No, I am.
Okay.
I'm not.
But now that I'm on iPhone, I still use like Google and I still use spotify.
I don't use any of the Apple products, but spotify has now they have the lyrics for the
each track.
Oh, yeah.
You can like roll up and it has the lyrics.
I'm like, okay, this is perfect.
Apple does that too.
When I purchase a song or an album, it says you want to see the lyrics and I'm like,
fuck yeah, because I'm bobbing my head to a beat and then I'm like, when I read the lyrics,
it makes me.
I don't know.
Yeah, because it clarify.
Well, sometimes it clarifies.
You're like, is that what they said?
Or like you hear something like roses in the park.
Yeah.
Yeah, roses in the park, you know, instead of grooving in the heart and just like, oh,
that's what they're fucking saying.
And I'm like, oh, these motherfuckers are saying what?
Like exactly.
I like it.
But honestly, I always make up my own lyrics, as you know.
And why don't we all do that?
I do it.
I do it all the time.
But yeah, I just don't like certain shit.
Like, oh, so my that bitch sister sends me a little Instagram.
So I don't have Instagram, but your older sister or your younger sister,
younger, that bitch, younger one.
Oh, and that's the real fucking bitch.
And she's sending me this.
Well, okay, I love key and pill.
I don't know if you know who to.
Oh, yeah, I know.
Yeah.
Okay, they're they're they're a little out there, but I like their comedy.
I like their their flavor.
And she sends me because I have a big time bowing bags and harmony.
Oh, of course you fucking are fucking weed fucking deal.
It's the first of the month, even though I never fucking if the cheese is for free,
it's in a trap.
I never fucking did it.
I always worked for mine.
But I like I like little little crossroads.
I miss my uncle Charles, y'all.
Do tell.
So she sends me this one and she's like homeless.
Boom.
Can't peel.
Did this.
Oh, shit.
It was fucking.
I was dying.
He's like, I miss my uncle Charles, y'all.
He don't answer my calls.
You're like saying I was like, yeah, of course not.
Because you're homeless.
You're homeless, but like, right.
It was fucking hilarious.
I'm going to I'm going to fucking send you the link after the show.
OK, that sounds good.
You don't like bones.
They're all right.
I think they're honestly, I think they're overrated, but that's because I stopped smoking weed.
I'm like, you guys just like whatever the fact.
I'm like gangster rap, like everybody loves gangster rap.
Don't get me wrong.
I love gangster rap, like when I'm fucking working out or whatever.
But like when it comes to like hip hop, hip hop, it's 1980s and 1990s East Coast hip hop from New
York.
You're like I cube.
Yeah.
Shit.
No, yeah.
Ice cube, like for the gym or whatever.
And I fucking love O'Shea Jackson, senior, because I've been in love with him since day
one.
Jerry Curlin.
All the way comes to like actual hip hop.
It's like no steps of Sonic, Eric being rock.
Cam Big Daddy Kane is my favorite artist.
And then I guess rap duo would be.
Cypress Hill.
Well, no, yeah.
Well, for the East.
Yeah.
Well, you know what?
I can't even put Cypress Hill in my my top.
Oh, yeah.
No, everything East Coast like New York, De La Soul and what's the other.
God damn it.
Not Eric being rock.
Well, Eric being rock him, but shit.
I can't remember.
Oh, the gold digger guys.
Yes.
The gold digger.
Yeah.
You know what I'm talking about?
Like, yeah, those two, they're my favorite.
So I love them too.
I love East Coast, West Coast.
I like let's just do this and Roxanne Chante.
And you know what?
All the way up to Little Kim.
And then after that, that's cool.
Like I never got into Trina.
There's a lot of people that are into Trina, but she's from Florida or the south.
So I don't know.
Like, and good.
Well, I guess now we're going to go all the way back.
I'm like for Atlanta would be outcast and goody mob.
Oh, yes.
We got it.
And Q tip, please.
Yeah, from a tribe called.
Call.
Yeah, there you go.
You go.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah.
Or just off the map right now.
Yeah.
Okay.
So you did your rant.
I'm going to do my rant and it was going to be really fucking long, but it's not because
I'm fucking over it.
But I texted you on Thursday and I'm like, I have the rant of rent.
Yes.
Okay.
So Amazon Jeff Bezos, I have never had a package not delivered to my house and it was,
it said delivered on my fucking app.
Okay.
So Thursday or I have a monthly subscription.
The monthly subscription was supposed to show up or it says delivered on Monday, October 2nd.
There is no picture.
The packages on my fucking porch.
Let's start there.
There's always a picture.
Not there.
I get on.
So that was Monday night.
It says it was delivered.
I'm like, I was already getting ready to go to bed.
So Tuesday morning rolls around.
I'm like, let me get on the chat support.
I get on the chat support and it says, oh, well, it can take up to 48 hours.
It might have just been accidentally.
It's all automated, right?
So you're not actually talking to somebody.
Right.
So wait till October 4th if the package doesn't show up.
Wait till October 4th.
October 4th in the morning, which would be,
I guess, Wednesday morning, whatever.
Yeah, Wednesday morning.
The chat support says you have to wait till October 4th in the night or the following day.
I'm like this fucking bullshit.
October 5th rolls around.
It's Thursday.
I fucking call or they finally put me, I guess, somebody calls you, right?
So you call them and you know, I'm half Filipino, right?
Yeah.
Or I'm going with the shit.
You're like, can you, can I press one for English?
Yes.
I know.
Okay.
So one of the call centers, I'm sure they have multiple call centers, is in the Philippines.
And yeah, I'm going to talk shit.
I'm half Filipino.
I don't give a fuck.
I was, why was I on the phone for 44 fucking minutes with this fucking dude?
I had to repeat everything at least five times.
And then I, by a minute, 28, 29, I'm like, I was lenient.
I was like super nice until like, I'm reaching the 30 minute mark and I fucking just fucking lose my
shit.
I'm like, dude, we've been over this.
I have seven fucking items on my fucking order.
Of course it's seven different items from seven different businesses, right?
So it's seven different order numbers.
Oh my fucking God.
And then I'm getting so fucking loud and I start cursing.
I'm like, I need to speak to your fucking supervisor.
Does he put a supervisor on?
Of course not.
And he put another fucking 30 minutes on hold.
He's continually reading off a script.
So my mom's like, what the fuck is going on?
Because I was at home.
And I'm like, have you ever had a return anything?
Of course not.
Because my daughter orders everything from my mom.
So I'm just like, yeah, I'm on minute 30 and I'm still trying to get my problem resolved.
Oh my God, I think I need more tequila because I'm having PTSD all over you.
Fuck yeah, just freeze.
Just freeze.
OK, so you know what?
By minute 44, minute fucking 44 after like, I don't know, at least eight times of going
over the same fucking shit, it finally got resolved.
And I'm just like, this is the 44 minutes.
I'm like, I felt like I was talking to my mom for 44 minutes because you know,
fuck man, I was so fucking irate.
You're like half a day.
Together, get your shit together.
Get your shit together.
Oh my God.
OK, so my thing is this, I've never had porch pirates, not in my area at least.
Nobody stole my fucking shit.
And I'm like, you can check my account.
I've never reported anything missing.
And by the way, like I had mentioned, there's no picture of my porch with the packages.
Like that's missing.
So it finally got resolved.
But you know, 44 minutes later.
Oh fuck.
Yeah.
So I'm like to the people out there or listeners and to you Pomona bullets,
if you ever have a package missing, pray to God, you don't have to deal with John V is his last.
And how do I know this question?
So if you ever have to deal with like customer service on the phone and that at the end,
they provide you like stay on the line if you want to fill out a survey.
Do you think I feel the survey out?
Yeah.
Oh, I always, I always feel the survey out and I say,
OK, I'm sorry.
Factory fucking losers.
I fucking hate you.
And then I get somebody calling me and I'm like, you know, fuck off.
And they still don't resolve the issue, but I don't give a fuck.
I want to give you the worst fucking survey ever.
Well, my thing is this, like if I have time and there's a survey and you're actually,
you got my fucking you got my issue resolved and in record time and if I have time for the survey,
I actually fill it out.
I give you five fucking stars.
I've been customer service rep.
You know, that's the worst fucking job you could ever experience as customer service,
especially in retail.
I've been there.
So it's the shittiest fucking job you do the most fucking work and you're fucking underpaid severely.
Yeah.
So I was just like, OK, nine times out of 10.
I try to not complain.
I think every now and then I do complain, but it's fucking rare.
But oh boy, did I like that motherfucker up?
I'm like, you know what?
This is 44 fucking minutes.
It could have been resolved in under five.
Like this fucking I can see if I had multiple reports of saying I didn't get my fucking package
order was stolen off my fucking porch.
Right.
This is my first fucking instance and I'm a fuck everybody is a fucking customer of Amazon.
So like get your shit together.
Jeff Bezos.
Yes.
Fuck that.
I you're you're making my blood blood boil.
Yeah, I'm like I'm calm now, but my back hurts again.
Yeah.
My shoulder hurts.
I'm like, oh shit.
Oh, shit.
Let's breathe.
And I click.
And I have one more rant, even though I guess it's not a rant.
You too.
For a club, Shay, Shay, Shannon Sharp.
Excuse me.
There is a goddamn commercial every fucking 90 seconds and it drives me so much.
And it drives me fucking nuts.
And you know what?
Maybe I should like pay the premium for you to be the free subscriber.
I don't know.
I think it's $15 a month, but I'm not going to do that.
It's so tiring.
I'm trying to listen to the entire fucking March on Lynch and like any time he talks to
Ocho Cinco because you know, I fucking love Ocho and I'm like, goddamn every fucking 90
seconds to two minutes, there's a goddamn fucking ad and I have to like wait for five.
Yeah.
And then you just get the ad and like you're making a lot of money already.
So you know what?
Get rid of this fucking shit.
Like, come on.
I fucking hate it too.
I'm the same or I'm just like washing shit and it's like you can skip the ad.
But when I'm driving, I can't fucking really skip the goddamn ad.
Like I have to fucking wash this Liberty, Liberty fucking shit.
Yeah, exactly.
Liberty, Liberty, Liberty, Liberty.
I'm fucking duck right here bitch and I'm going to drown the motherfucker.
Yeah.
I'm like fuck you with your emo.
You fucking emu.
Whatever the fuck.
I fucking hate you.
All of you, all of you, fuck off.
I guess.
You know what?
Pomona bullets.
One of these days will be on the Shannon sharp level of club.
Shea, Shea for our podcast.
And then I'm like, you know what?
Now you can run all the ads every 90 seconds.
And me and Pomona bullets are fucking sky high.
Yeah.
And we're getting paid for this bull's ride.
Run all the sponsors bitch.
Do it Liberty, Liberty.
And on that note, you are Pomona bullets.
That's right.
And I'm Baroque Medusa and we are the clink clink gang.
Thank you for listening.
We will talk to you next week.
Bye bitches.