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Alright, are you happy or sad?

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Which way?

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Oh, I guess...

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Oh, you're happy!

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And you are?

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Pomona bullets.

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I guess I'm happy.

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Oh, I'm always happy, bitch!

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I am Baroque Medusa.

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This is Top Shelf Hi-Jinks and we clink clinkin' bitches!

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Good morning, ma'am!

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Good morning, Medusa!

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Happy week four, I guess, of the NFL?

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Yeah, I know.

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I guess who's...

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I know!

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You know, I was hoping you didn't bring it up.

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If you go on Amazon, there's a poll and it said, who's gonna win today's game?

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And 76% said Raiders as of last night.

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No!

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That's because it's all Southern Cali voting or Northern Cali.

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No!

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Raider, hater!

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But we know we're both 1 and 2, so shit.

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No, I think we're 2 and 1.

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No fuck.

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Well, I know we're 1 and 2.

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Yeah.

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Whatever.

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I know.

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So...

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Shit.

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I'm like fucking third place in the AFG.

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Fuck that shit.

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You know my boy Ocho Sinko got the Hall of Fame, I think it was last week.

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Wow.

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For Cleveland, right?

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Yeah.

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So, I love him.

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He's good energy, whatever.

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So, you know who Shannon Sharp is?

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I know you know who.

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Oh yeah.

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Yeah, he gets on my nerves, but you know, he's no longer undisputed.

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I think that's what it was called with the other guy.

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Yeah, yeah.

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That clown.

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But anyways, he has a YouTube channel now and it's called Club Shay Shay, and he's got a whole bunch of episodes already.

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I've only watched one, it's the one where with Ocho Sinko.

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There's two with Ocho Sinko, but the one where he got inducted to the Hall of Fame, they go back and forth, and I thought it was hilarious.

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So, I think, I'll send you the link.

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Yeah, send me the link, okay?

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Because I'm like, I figure you'd probably want to check that out.

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Fuck yeah.

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Fuck yeah.

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All right, before we get started, I guess, what are you drinking, Madame?

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I am now on another little kinky aloha, which is vodka infused with pineapple.

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Did you have that when I was up there?

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Because I don't remember seeing that in your cabinet.

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No, I did not.

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Okay, that's what I thought.

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It goes pretty smooth.

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It's great with orange juice.

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So, I don't know, I love it.

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It's one of those drinks where you just fucking, it's like, what?

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I just opened the bottle.

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Like, I don't know.

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I was like, I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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So, what are you mixing with?

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Orange juice again?

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Yeah, orange juice.

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Okay.

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Got to get my bottom and see.

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There you go.

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Well, today's Raiders Chargers, it was also leg day, so I'm already on my Don

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Julio 70 from a muscle relaxer slash blood pressure medication for the

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one o'clock game.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I guess I'm going to actually watch the game.

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I know I talk football all the time, but I don't talk a lot about football,

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but ever since my friend Freddie, the one, I told you my friend committed

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suicide, right?

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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So, he's the one who, yeah, he's the one who did.

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So, it's not the same.

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So, I try to get into it and I can't, but now that I got to you, I guess we can

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text back and forth.

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I'll watch the game.

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Yes.

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At least the first half, I don't know about the second half.

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We'll see, but the first half I'll watch and we can go back and forth.

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Yeah.

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Well, the second half is they hit the locker room and then whoever's down

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comes back and hopefully kick some ass, but who knows?

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I don't know.

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And our Jimmy G is fucking broken.

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I don't know what's wrong with him, but he's not starting.

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There's another guy who's starting.

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Well, I mean, we're on the same scope.

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Our teams.

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So, who knows?

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Right.

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Yeah.

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I mean, I'm not gonna be like, oh, my family is all Raiders and.

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Well, maybe you should join the fucking tribe.

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Like excuse me.

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At least you'd have two Super Bowl rings.

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Shit.

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Shit.

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You know, I'm just not going to be that, that bandwagon jumper.

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I'm just going to just support my team.

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Winners or losers.

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Speaking about losers.

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You know how we talk about you're wearing a black, you should wear a black bra or

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a black bra with a white white beater.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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Well, I was out and about, I think it was Thursday or Friday of this week.

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And why was this?

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Well, of course she was a Karen.

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She was wearing white fucking tones with white running shorts running down the

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street.

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And I'm just like, of course it's a white chick.

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I'm like any minority or half a minority like myself.

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No, you're not supposed to wear white tones with white pants or white

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shorts underneath.

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No.

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Caucasians.

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Oh my gosh.

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Full bread Caucasians.

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Sounds like a Caucasian.

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There you go.

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Don't wear underwear period.

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Yeah.

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How about that?

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Oh, fucking hopefully her challenge weren't dingy or the same color.

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No, they were bright.

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No, they were bright white.

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So at least there weren't no, um, streaks.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh, I don't do white.

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So I haven't talked to G unit.

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I don't I only texted her a couple of times or that last week.

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So have you heard I'm sure you heard from her since, um,

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this little gal actually showed up.

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Home.

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To the home front.

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Yeah.

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On Friday.

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Oh, good.

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Yeah.

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I didn't know.

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She still has the key to my house and I keep telling her,

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I'm going to change the locks.

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You're such a dick.

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I know.

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I'm like, boom, and you'll face, see if this key works.

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Check them to the mat.

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If you want to text me.

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Um, but she came over.

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She wanted to see her dog.

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Oh, and it was super cool because, um,

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she was like, she was super bored here because I was at work

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and my son is at school and so nobody's here.

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It's just the dog.

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And I was able to have her and dog time.

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Yeah.

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She picked up dog poop in the backyard.

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I'm like,

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fucking solid and she vacuumed the house for me.

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Yes.

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God damn.

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You got her trained.

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Well, I know.

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She's like, and I did your dishes.

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Of course, this is why I miss you so much.

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My mates gone.

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Oh my God.

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I fucking love her.

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But she did request a spaghetti dinner.

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So.

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Oh, okay.

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I was going to.

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So did she spend the night or she just went for the day?

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She just went for the day.

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I hung out with her dog.

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Did Janey have separation or anxiety issues?

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Once she left.

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Oh fuck.

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Yeah.

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Now she's back to fucking ground zero.

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This dog is like now like grinding her teeth.

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Yeah.

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At night and whimpering and she just sits by.

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G units bedroom door, which I keep closed now.

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And she just whimpers.

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And I fucking knew it.

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This dog was almost over.

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Now you really need to change the locks.

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Yeah.

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I'm like,

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fuck the shit.

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No.

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No.

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It's going to have to be.

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She's going to have to pay a key fee.

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There you go.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Well, good.

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I'm glad she came home.

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Yeah.

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And then she's like, don't worry.

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I'll be home again for Thanksgiving.

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Of course.

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So she only wants to come home to eat.

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And.

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Okay.

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So is the food getting better at the dorms or.

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She says it's not going to be a good thing.

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She likes the breakfast.

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Okay.

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Like, all right.

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I don't know.

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Yeah.

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But for Thanksgiving, yeah,

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she's going to come home.

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Which she should because I fucking.

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I need Thanksgiving.

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I, you know what?

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I'm one of those.

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I eat my feelings.

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Well, I'm tired of Turkey.

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So you know what?

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I'm going to go to the gym.

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I'm going to go to the gym and I'm going to go on vacation.

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Well, you know what?

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I'm tired of Turkey.

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So you know what?

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I'm like, I want to fly to Vegas.

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Does anybody want to go to Vegas?

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I'm going to a girl.

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That's part of my raves.

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For this episode.

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Oh, okay.

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Yeah.

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We might just go to fucking Vegas for Thanksgiving.

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The whole family.

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Fuck.

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Oh,

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I was just going to say,

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and he can just like stay by himself but girl he could stay by himself well he can't stay by himself now

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but i mean now that um your daughter's like of age and everything like they could stay home together

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we can go on a quick break girl i go on vacation all the time like this guy needs to just he he knows

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how to cook mac and cheese and cup of noodle like he'll live um it's and i plus he has a sister so

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yeah and my yeah i mean homegirl could actually check on my kid if i needed but no he'll be fine

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he'll be fine i've i've left for two day extravaganza vacations before and he he's he's alive house is

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still here when the burn down there you go i'll send him some pizza i'll doordash that shit yeah

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doordash all day long sorry i'm already on my crystal my red drink crystal light and vodka so

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if that ice is in your ear i'm sorry no clink clink i'm hungry and speaking of hungry i found out

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this week pomonabullets that grass grass fed cows is um i guess a notion it's not fully true even though

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it is well so like they shove the grass in their stomachs type well it's like when they're first i

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guess i don't want to say when they're first born but the first inception is their grass fed and then

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their transition to whatever the fuck they normally get transitioned to um so it's all a

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fucking lie is where i'm going with the usda of course it is i was so heartbroken i was just like

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oh well i'm gonna still keep buying grass fed beef but yeah i saw it in my head it's totally grass

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fed for its entire life but clearly it's not it was like you yeah yeah i don't know i i saw a video

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on youtube and they had like these little oh it was really sad actually i'm not a big old pita

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type person i'll wear a fur coat and whatnot but um and i love i like a steak here and there you know

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you know um i was watching this video and they had the cow had these little like circles they legit

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and they would put grass into their stomach insert it yes what yes and there's like these little

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like there's these holes and what's the reasoning behind that because they're grass fed supposedly

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but they're they're they're in a stall they're not roaming it's not free range they're just

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fucking dumping grass into their fucking stomach and i eat what is it the cows have i know i don't

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know x amount of stomachs i think they have a few i i oh yeah just so it comes out in their

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fucking poop i guess i don't know but they're dumping like just putting hand loads of fucking

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grass in their damn stomach and it's a little window and poor i don't know oh that just breaks my

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heart now but i need protein i can't get protein from fucking vegetables i don't care what the

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fuck pita says you need to eat fucking meat people you know there's there's a here in um organ

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and there's this farm where it's a free range like chicken or what what not the meat and they have

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this cool little process where they put this like cage so it's a big cage i i don't know i

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my dimensions are bad but i would say at least by like six feet by eight feet it's this little

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cage and they put the chickens under this cage and they pack at the dirt or whatever and then they

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just keep moving the cage so they can just keep getting more and more and then you know that makes

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sense so they can keep getting the grain or the nutrients whatever they're getting from the ground

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i guess yeah right and then you know i'm like yes please i will buy one of those chickens i'll buy

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a chicken little when he's ready to go um i just i don't know i guess i get my protein a little bit

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more from chicken same um chicken breasts and fucking eggs all day long i fucking love eggs gosh do

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you get the the free range chicken eggs have you seen the difference i try to but yes like when you

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buy the or even just the organic or the grass fed the yolk is so much orange or i love it yeah yeah it's

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so delicious right it's it like it hits your stomach different it keeps you fuller yeah

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it's freaking crazy i did i need to buy some chickens yeah you know what my dad was gonna do

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that um like maybe 10 years ago but then like you know in the summer here it gets so fucking hot at

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least in the 626 so it didn't work i'm glad he didn't because then you would have to get an air

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conditioner for the coop yes all the coyotes that are up here and the fucking mountain lion mountain

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lions and bears i don't know if bears would eat fucking chickens but i know the mountain lions in

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the um the coyotes we got coyotes all the time up here but um they would need to be air

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they would need to have an air conditioned coop there's no way they would have been able to survive

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this fucking heat up here in the summertime shit man if i had like three fucking chickens that's all you need for

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fucking eggs all day you don't eat a whole lot yeah because they they're spitting out eggs all the

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fucking time right i don't need no rooster or nothing just give me some chickens i don't know

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i learned a lot about chickens yeah i don't need a cock

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not in the backyard at least not to wake me up at fucking four in the morning that too

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go onians and um one gal that I met she has over 200 chickens and they're all what the fuck i know but she

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have a farm pretty much i mean they have land so she just has all these chickens and she would

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constantly bring eggs to work she's like free eggs and like fuck yeah so i would yeah i would

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about if you put the eggs in a like a

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I guess you would say like a pot of water or something you just something big

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enough so they can immerse in the water if they start aiming towards the top

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if they start floating yeah or just even aiming towards the top if they don't

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sink and they start moving up towards the top of the the rim of the water then

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they're bad oh shit okay well although well I guess because they were already

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washed like because I hard boiled all my eggs it's just because I hate my mom's

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fucking kitchen but um I just hard boiled eggs and then I just fucking eat

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them all week long but they've always like sank to the bottom so that's a

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good thing to know yeah and also if you do hard boil your eggs and if it's hard

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to take the shell off like just how toss that shit in the trash it's back oh okay

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good to know because what it's just a bad egg yep yeah and so what's a bad egg

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then did she explain what a bad egg it's kind of like expired milk you just are

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I mean they just kind of been in around and yeah huh okay yeah okay good to know

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now it's like oh shit I guess you learn something every day because there's like

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times where like the shell like you said is hard to come off yeah and then I was

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just like oh I guess I didn't cook it long enough no or maybe I overcooked it

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is what I was thinking one of the two no that means that in the trash put in the

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trash good to know okay all right I know we talked about this before but I was

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talking to another friend of mine and why are compliments so hard to accept or

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genuine like you like if somebody tells you like hey come on the bullets you look

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good today just for instance right yeah well you do look good but you're you're

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just like okay thanks but I know you're joking or you know you you don't take it

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at face value like I don't know I had the same conversation with another friend

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last night when I was talking to him on the phone and he's just like why is it

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so hard and then I'm like you know what I thought it was just me because I'm a

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girl but you're a guy and you're saying the same fucking thing you know with me

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it's when I get a compliment and don't get me wrong I I'm brushing my teeth in

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the morning washing my face doing my thing and I talked to myself in the

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mirror I'm like you're a hot ass bitch you know I started doing that too I had

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never did that before and I started doing that like two weeks ago and I'm like I

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like doing that yeah I believe myself even though I think I'm lying to myself

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but I'm still like you are fucking hot you got this today you fucking own it

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and I I don't say it out loud but it's in my head and I'm just like yep that's

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right I'm fucking hot but if someone says hey cute boots or something like

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that right for some fucking reason I'm thinking they're just doing that

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compliment like it's a false compliment I think they really think like yeah

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cute boots or something I don't know it's just no you're the same way so it's

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just like or nice watch like yeah I just need it speaking of watches let me

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segue or let's I bet or I guess let's go off topic really quick did you check

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the website or the I fucking did I think Christmas is coming early for us right

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like I want five watches from Moco and I'm like I have never heard of this

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watch brand before and I'm like let me send this to Pomona bullets cuz I'm

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like damn I want all these fucking watches they are fucking stellar but I

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didn't I didn't under the are they waterproof though I don't know I have

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part you're the one who wants to die with your watch on I do in water I do if

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somebody pushes my ass in a lake a river a pool I want to be able to at least

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come up and be like what time is it how long was I how long was I fucking

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floating before the rescue team came like I want my watch to work oh yeah I

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want for like I put four on my my list and maybe during the Amazon Prime days

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coming up it'll go yeah place for Black Friday it'll go on or whatever that

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Cyber Monday one of those days it'll go on sale so I'm like I'm gonna wait yeah

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let's wait till October 10th to what is it the 11th somewhere yeah 11 and 10 to

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12 or some shit like that yeah yeah fucking when I buy all my vitamins to my

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supplement shut okay I'm sorry how do we get back or we got to go back to where

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you're talking about watches or somebody were to compliment you on your watch

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oh well I'm just saying when they're like nice watch but you know the watch

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that I'm wearing now because it's football season it's my Chargers watch

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and yeah it's nice but I don't know when I don't even accept that compliment nice

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watch I'm like yeah what fucking team are you like right I don't know I just I

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don't readily accept it and it's that's bad it is because I get in my car and

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like maybe they were really nice or they say I really like that lipstick color and

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I'm like shut up like I don't know I don't know why I'm just like off I told

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my boy TV I was like you know what it's like I think it was the way we were

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raised yeah if you I don't know I don't know that could be a part of it yeah I

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don't know and people are like hey you good job you did you did a good job you

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have a nice house your kids are well behaved I'm like shut the fuck up like I

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don't even know I outside I project this thank you but inside I'm like no I

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say it even on the outside I'll be like are you joking or are you being for real

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because I'm thinking you're not for real I think you're joking that's how I am

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but the but on the flip side it's when I see somebody who's rocking a bitchin

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ass watch or a nice hat all the compliments in the world and you

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genuinely mean it yeah people genuinely compliment you or they compliment me and

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then I'm just like you're a fucking liar we I don't know maybe it's like you

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said maybe it's just the generation we grew up in or our surroundings I don't

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know but it's like you always have to be on your toes and it's just like what do

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you want from me fuck man I was just like I feel like they want something yeah

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it's like okay thank you what do you want no I don't have $5 like no I know I

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can't give you a ride no I can't watch your kids no no I don't know it sucks

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because I think we're gipping ourselves when people are genuinely giving us a

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compliment exactly and then that's what stops us from getting to the next level

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in life yeah where I where I'm going with this because that's what I told TV I'm

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like you know what we would just start accepting fucking hate the lamster on the

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fucking screen it's 20 oh by the way I'm watching it fucking hate it okay yeah

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yeah I guess what's that blue and goddamn yellow yes I get out of here you

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fucking knocking off the chargers fucking like what the fuck I hate their

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fucking new goddamn yeah fucking hate them same okay but anyhow I'm all you

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bastards anyways but yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna like let's both this week work

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on I guess if people are to compliment us hopefully they will well I actually

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accept them for at face value yeah and I think I kind of ruined it because now

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people stop complimenting me or they don't want to say I'm like yeah bitch

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whatever fuck you yeah no but if somebody wants to I guess have the the balls

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to compliment me I don't know maybe I don't know do I have that like shit

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stink face or that bitch that resting bitch face where I'm just like I love

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resting bitch face keep them on their toes bitch yeah just like fuck it you

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don't know how stupid I am because I'm not talking to you so right or you don't

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know how smart I am because I'm not talking to you I'm not taking your false

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compliments but yeah I really think on giving more compliments and receiving

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them yes I know I give me and you give it compliments all can't even talk right

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now all week long to each other I you know when we text or whatever and I know

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you mean it you know I mean it but just like when other people do it I just need

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to accept it yeah yeah that bitch yeah that's right keep talking yeah we're

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like yeah did you see my shoes and did you see my earrings I mean I work

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really hard on the eye creams and everything I mean if people want to say

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you don't look your age I'm all shut up but yeah you know I look in the mirror

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I'm like you know that person was right I should have said thank you I agree I

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agree yeah we have to yeah yeah life's too short you gotta we gotta take the

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good when it comes except it you know what you're right and speaking of the

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good like you said when you texted me earlier this morning you're like I bought

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my tickets already for the Powerball I can't believe it's gonna be one billion

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dollars like the second time it's been one billion dollars for the year I know

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and I'm picking up my tickets tomorrow I don't even need the billion you give me

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500,000 can I just get three numbers or like four I don't get after after taxes

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after taxes and after lawyer fees you already know the deal I have the taxes

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it's all good if it's like one year of fucking work for me I'm good right or

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just to pay your entire house off yeah yeah let's just do that I'll just be

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debt-free and then the car breaks down or the house goes up in flames okay so

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speaking of cars because you know I fucking have the 2023 Kia you have the

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Jeep Cherokee yeah mm-hmm as a 2020 I've never had like that rear view camera

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until now in my car so like when I go in reverse I 90% of the time I still don't

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use that like it'll pop up on my screen and I'm just like oh I forgot you're

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there because I'm looking behind me or I'm looking in my rear view mirror yeah

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fucking back up do you do the same thing because you're like me or you're used to

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it now no cuz my previous car prior to the Jeep my Chevy it had that too and I

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was oh but I was still I still do that hug the passenger side little head

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rest and I check all my mirrors and I back up slowly and I honk twice like I'm

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backing up like a military style shit and I'm looking just like but I my Jeep has

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that little thing when I'm backing up or whatnot and it says a little message

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goes still check still look like don't just like and I use that more when I'm

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trying to get like close to a curve and I'm parallel parking or okay yeah because

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I was gonna ask because your perception the perception is off like if you're

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if you're solely looking at the goddamn camera I don't know maybe people don't do

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that but I was just like I don't know if some people like when they're backing up

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or in reverse if they just slowly look at the screen yeah your perception is off

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exactly because like even your rearview mirrors are like hey things are closer

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than they appear yeah ever and I I I think it's a nice little tool but I don't

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rely on it 100% I always yeah I just always forget it's there the one at one

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time I guess when because I don't know about your car but my car is weird like

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if I'm like white lining it because you know there's a pothole in the middle of

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the fucking road yeah it'll fucking like it'll beep and then I'll try and steer

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me back onto the fucking into my lane even though it's not an automatic driving

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car and I'm like bitch I'm white lining it for a goddamn reason it's because

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there's a fucking pothole you stupid fuck I fucking hate that shit but I'm

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trying to go with this there's cameras everywhere I guess yeah I don't know I

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don't know how to say it it's just it's irritating it is I it took me a long

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while to actually entrust on like Google Maps and Siri and shit like I don't know

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and I'm just like where are you taking me why would I go this way why would I go

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that way and so it's just the same thing with the camera I I I like the fact

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that if I'm backing up it'll beep if I'm too close to something I was like

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oh okay yeah I like that too because usually I'm just like I think I got

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another inch to go like if you if you have somebody in your backseat does it

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tell you to check your backseat when you exit the vehicle no oh my fucking does

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that I have Fenway in the backseat when it's too hot or it's not hot anymore but

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when it's too hot to walk her because on her feet so I'll drive her to the park

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as soon as I fucking take or I turn the car off it'll be like don't forget to

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check your rear your rear seat for your passenger and I'm just like I fucking

470
00:30:15,220 --> 00:30:23,020
know that like it's so annoying wow people are dumb that's why it's like our

471
00:30:23,020 --> 00:30:29,140
brains are turning to mush like nobody knows shit nobody knows nothing like I

472
00:30:29,140 --> 00:30:35,860
was just listening to the no it's like a podcast or I don't fucking know what it

473
00:30:35,860 --> 00:30:42,460
was really it was on the fucking radio but and they were saying that they did a

474
00:30:42,460 --> 00:30:50,260
poll and they said is like Google Maps does or just whatever Siri whoever the

475
00:30:50,260 --> 00:30:56,780
fuck you use your little ways app or whatever the fuck you use like could you

476
00:30:56,780 --> 00:31:05,620
actually go anywhere if you didn't have that and it said 88% of the people who

477
00:31:05,620 --> 00:31:10,500
took the poll said no they of course not because they're younger who took the

478
00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:13,980
poll just like remember when I'm like I remember my parents fucking have the

479
00:31:13,980 --> 00:31:19,660
goddamn Thomas guide oh my god that thing was a nightmare like you're on

480
00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:23,140
page two and then it'll be like if you have to go up or you have to go north

481
00:31:23,140 --> 00:31:29,340
go to page 80 and I'm just like this is fucking so stupid but yes and I remember

482
00:31:29,340 --> 00:31:34,540
when I very first got my driver's license and I got triple A because my dad

483
00:31:34,540 --> 00:31:39,740
was very like all your game triple A and this little star kit there's fucking

484
00:31:39,740 --> 00:31:45,540
maps of all kelvin yes there's just maps and I would break them out and I'm like

485
00:31:45,540 --> 00:31:50,020
okay so I'm gonna go here and then I remember what time I was looking at a

486
00:31:50,020 --> 00:31:54,660
map I was like I'm gonna be passing a lake

487
00:31:54,660 --> 00:32:02,100
dried up like oh there's no like these maps need to be updated I can't work

488
00:32:02,100 --> 00:32:08,660
you know what my longest relationship Pomona bullets has been with triple A I

489
00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:13,260
think I'm on year 26 now oh fuck I'm on year fucking 23

490
00:32:13,260 --> 00:32:19,260
nice I know because it's California where I live I have to get the gold or I

491
00:32:19,260 --> 00:32:23,900
have like the top tier or the second it's like the premium platinum yeah or

492
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:29,340
the premier plus plus because seven miles or 25 miles won't get you anywhere

493
00:32:29,340 --> 00:32:35,820
in California I need the hundred miles yes bitch yes trust me M has used that

494
00:32:35,820 --> 00:32:39,300
at least three or four times for I'm getting her car to Orange County back

495
00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:44,460
and forth or whatever yeah or they laugh and then you're like yeah I fucking

496
00:32:44,460 --> 00:32:48,980
love triple A I will pay that premium yeah I think we're like grandfathered

497
00:32:48,980 --> 00:32:56,020
into it too because like my fucking annual fee is pretty decent so you have

498
00:32:56,020 --> 00:33:02,020
so triple A like is in Oregon too I guess oh yeah it's nice okay okay I

499
00:33:02,020 --> 00:33:06,220
wasn't sure I thought triple A was just for California I used to live in the

500
00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:11,140
box there too and then I was like oh shit I can really use you guys in Oregon

501
00:33:11,140 --> 00:33:18,580
yeah because you can use us in any state well the first year I had triple A

502
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:25,380
was when I graduated college and so my car broke down and so the the tow truck

503
00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:29,700
comes and he's like oh you just have like I guess or whatever the base

504
00:33:29,700 --> 00:33:34,620
membership he's like I can only take you seven miles because that's all it allows

505
00:33:34,620 --> 00:33:41,740
and I'm just like okay well okay a and B the next day I immediately you're like

506
00:33:41,740 --> 00:33:45,620
how do I get to like another tier or where it's more than seven fucking miles

507
00:33:45,620 --> 00:33:48,540
because I was in recita

508
00:33:48,540 --> 00:33:55,620
oh fuck bitch you're each day of the week I'm gonna go seven miles right

509
00:33:55,620 --> 00:34:00,620
exactly I'm like okay lesson learned I need the top tier or sec I don't know I

510
00:34:00,620 --> 00:34:05,180
think I have a second to the top tier of the premier or whatever yeah no that's

511
00:34:05,180 --> 00:34:09,460
the top I because I was I don't even know I think platinum because I have the

512
00:34:09,460 --> 00:34:14,300
premier platinum but like oh yeah it's a gold card and says it has two P's on

513
00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:19,140
there so like yeah premier platinum yeah I'm fucking I'm like hey I'm stuck in

514
00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:23,380
Vegas I need to come to fucking Oregon they'll fucking tell my ass all the way

515
00:34:23,380 --> 00:34:29,580
right and I love that if your batteries did when they come out to they can

516
00:34:29,580 --> 00:34:33,260
replace your battery yeah they just charge your account and I'm or I I'm

517
00:34:33,260 --> 00:34:35,660
sorry they don't charge your account like you just have a card and I'll charge

518
00:34:35,660 --> 00:34:39,140
your card but I'm just like this is the way it's supposed to fucking be yeah I

519
00:34:39,140 --> 00:34:43,140
know and I have Geico car insurance like do you want rose I says I'm like no

520
00:34:43,140 --> 00:34:49,180
thank you I have fucking triple a play thank you very much yeah go fuck

521
00:34:49,180 --> 00:34:57,220
yourself Geico okay so we need when we go offline afterwards because when me and

522
00:34:57,220 --> 00:35:01,480
Pomona bullets are done with every podcast we always now that I have an

523
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:10,140
iPhone we always go offline and then we face time we face time we go on the

524
00:35:10,140 --> 00:35:16,620
docket for when we go offline Vegas for Thanksgiving okay for sure all right I

525
00:35:16,620 --> 00:35:21,260
have that on my little extra I will book that immediately if we're down if we

526
00:35:21,260 --> 00:35:25,380
agree on something oh yeah this part of my rave so I'll let you know and then you

527
00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:30,660
know what if we show up there on Thursday Friday's Black Friday which means we

528
00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:33,620
can go on our phones and get those mocha watches because you know they're gonna be

529
00:35:33,620 --> 00:35:39,900
Black Friday yes Christmas is coming early for us this year

530
00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:47,900
all right we out okay we need to end this podcast so we can face yeah not that

531
00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:53,780
we don't love our listeners that's right okay so speaking of I don't have

532
00:35:53,780 --> 00:35:59,140
anything more as far as topics go we can segue into rants I don't know do you

533
00:35:59,140 --> 00:36:04,460
have any topics I don't necessarily have any topics I'm like football brain

534
00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:09,420
right now but right no I can rant oh yeah okay you go with your rent and then

535
00:36:09,420 --> 00:36:16,980
I'll go with mine okay so my rent for the week is fucking croc sandals I thought

536
00:36:16,980 --> 00:36:23,700
my god please don't do you oh please don't tell me you wear crocs I go ahead

537
00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:30,580
do your ant first oh my gosh okay so I just I don't know at first I'm like okay

538
00:36:30,580 --> 00:36:34,980
it's a little I don't know it's kind of cute when your kid is at the river or the

539
00:36:34,980 --> 00:36:40,860
beach and you know hey crash just hose them off whatever I don't know okay and

540
00:36:40,860 --> 00:36:47,180
then when I started seeing adults wearing them and I'm like okay if you're

541
00:36:47,180 --> 00:36:52,700
gonna wear them don't wear them with socks and then it's I don't know I was at

542
00:36:52,700 --> 00:36:59,740
the store the other day and I saw a family in croc like yeah but they were

543
00:36:59,740 --> 00:37:04,660
like in their pajamas as well and then they have crocs and not only just crocs

544
00:37:04,660 --> 00:37:11,740
white dingy crocs like were you oh yeah no I can't do the white dingy shirt I'm

545
00:37:11,740 --> 00:37:16,540
like oh my gosh I can't you throw crocs in the fucking washer or I don't know

546
00:37:16,540 --> 00:37:23,740
but this fucking croc thing I I try to just like you know hey it's your cup of

547
00:37:23,740 --> 00:37:31,100
tea but no I I've come to the conclusion that fuck people that wear

548
00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:37,900
crocs like it's just no please stop please stop I don't know I mean maybe

549
00:37:37,900 --> 00:37:41,700
well I guess fuck me then because you know what I said the same thing until

550
00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:46,820
last year when I fucking got on Twitter I'm like they're dropping a wu-ting

551
00:37:46,820 --> 00:37:55,260
fucking croc oh like take my fucking money bitch and then I asked Twitter

552
00:37:55,260 --> 00:38:00,460
because I've never had a pair and I'm like do I get the size seven in men's or

553
00:38:00,460 --> 00:38:04,340
size eight in men's because it's fucking men's sizes yeah and they're like get the

554
00:38:04,340 --> 00:38:07,620
seven because I told them I'm an eight and a half and girls so of course I get

555
00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:13,420
the seven they're fucking too small and they sold out so I'm just I still have

556
00:38:13,420 --> 00:38:17,340
them I can barely wear them because my feet barely fit in them but then guess

557
00:38:17,340 --> 00:38:22,540
what then they drop Pokemon ones or the Pikachu ones oh yeah I fucking have a

558
00:38:22,540 --> 00:38:27,340
Pikachu one and the Pikachu lights up when I walk oh you know what I mean if it

559
00:38:27,340 --> 00:38:30,300
was something like that I guess but if you're just gonna get like fucking

560
00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:35,860
lime green cracks oh yeah no no no stop I have the Pokemon ones and then hello

561
00:38:35,860 --> 00:38:39,820
kid they dropped Hello Kitty so I'm like yeah I have Hello Kitty too so okay well

562
00:38:39,820 --> 00:38:44,580
I mean I'm you can just tell me I'm fucking gay yeah I mean I fucking own it

563
00:38:44,580 --> 00:38:49,340
and I'm sure you and it would would be the same she's like oh fuck yeah Hello

564
00:38:49,340 --> 00:38:54,540
Kitty she would probably definitely do that and hey if there was like charger

565
00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:59,580
cracks guess who's buying them I would okay well I will find them I'm sure they

566
00:38:59,580 --> 00:39:03,940
have them and I will fucking send them to you said fuck the people who wear them

567
00:39:03,940 --> 00:39:07,740
with socks I only wear them with socks because when your toes get all jammed

568
00:39:07,740 --> 00:39:10,900
up in the front and then just like I've seen people with their toes hanging out

569
00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:15,500
at the front I'm just like oh that's disgusting and I just don't like my feet

570
00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:19,140
all sweaty because they're plastic yeah well I mean even flip flops are sweaty

571
00:39:19,140 --> 00:39:25,780
or yeah but close to yeah they are so your toes are always jammed at the front

572
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:31,420
at least my toes I don't think you have long toes yes I do I got my dad

573
00:39:31,420 --> 00:39:35,780
monkey look like I should yeah exactly I'm like I could be hanging off a tree my

574
00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:39,940
toes are long so like they get jammed at the front I'm just like I need fucking

575
00:39:39,940 --> 00:39:43,180
the socks because it adds padding there's no padding in the front of the

576
00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:48,860
goddamn crocs they put padding in the front anyways I'm fucking gay you're

577
00:39:48,860 --> 00:39:52,500
saying they're fucking gay yeah well I just like I don't know I just think if

578
00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:59,740
you're gonna rock the crocs then you have to hold yourself to a certain

579
00:39:59,740 --> 00:40:06,020
standard I guess just don't I don't know I don't know and then there's this like

580
00:40:06,020 --> 00:40:11,180
little flap that I guess that I don't know it goes over the hill yeah you know

581
00:40:11,180 --> 00:40:14,220
you know I know what you're talking it goes over the hill or it goes behind your

582
00:40:14,220 --> 00:40:18,220
heels so right when I'm what if you're walking you'll probably want it behind

583
00:40:18,220 --> 00:40:23,500
your heels so it stays and your foot it doesn't fall off I guess I'm assuming

584
00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:28,620
that's what it's for I would hope so but yeah nine times out of ten it's always

585
00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:36,940
if I'm just actually walking in them I actually wear them to work on in the

586
00:40:36,940 --> 00:40:41,260
summertime because it's so fucking hot even though our AC is fucking on and

587
00:40:41,260 --> 00:40:46,620
the AC is cold like in my feet I'm just always fucking running on hot I don't

588
00:40:46,620 --> 00:40:49,580
know everybody's different but I'm just like all the guys that work they're just

589
00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:55,740
like me and AJ she's a girl obviously and we like it at 64 degrees but they're

590
00:40:55,740 --> 00:41:01,940
like it's too fucking cold in here so we're like okay 68 yeah they're like we

591
00:41:01,940 --> 00:41:06,740
could save a lot of money if we turn the air or if we put the thermostat at 72

592
00:41:06,740 --> 00:41:10,300
and then you guys we could have like snacks we could have like food and

593
00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:13,820
whatever the fuck and we're like no we want it at 64 but we'll settle at 68

594
00:41:13,820 --> 00:41:18,980
yeah wear a jacket they're like but you have hoodies on them like this is the

595
00:41:18,980 --> 00:41:22,900
way it's supposed to be like you have a hoodie on and it's fucking cold yeah and

596
00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:28,460
you're inside go outside just like stop I don't know all the guys always are just

597
00:41:28,460 --> 00:41:31,700
like it's so fucking cold I'm like go outside and fucking dig the trench with

598
00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:43,060
all your the other guys yeah okay okay so I'm just never gonna wear my crocs in

599
00:41:43,060 --> 00:41:59,940
front of you I don't know cuz sometimes I go to the river and I'm like just

600
00:41:59,940 --> 00:42:04,660
tubing down the river whatever and tubing you know it's like a inner tube yeah

601
00:42:04,660 --> 00:42:11,100
and whatever ice chess connected tubing and then you just see fucking crocs like

602
00:42:11,100 --> 00:42:18,020
people everywhere by you fucking crocs just like super rules fucking fuck off

603
00:42:18,020 --> 00:42:27,820
but I don't know I don't know I just think like what the fuck it you just

604
00:42:27,820 --> 00:42:30,460
have to hold yourself to a certain standard you're gonna wear the crocs

605
00:42:30,460 --> 00:42:36,380
put the little latch up above your there you go I guess I don't fucking know and

606
00:42:36,380 --> 00:42:41,660
if you're gonna get white don't make don't wear with PJs yeah don't wear with PJs please I

607
00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:46,020
rather see you in bedroom fucking slippers like the fluffy you go like just

608
00:42:46,020 --> 00:42:53,620
that crocs Jesus but I mean they're not that they're they're a little pricey right I

609
00:42:53,620 --> 00:42:58,140
buy them when they're on sale so like if they're normally like 55 bucks and I'm

610
00:42:58,140 --> 00:43:01,660
like that's for a pair of that I'm like I wait till they're like they're on sale

611
00:43:01,660 --> 00:43:05,620
for $35 and I'm like okay I can justify that shit or like I'll sign up with a

612
00:43:05,620 --> 00:43:09,380
fake email address and I like you have 20% off today I'm like perfect that's what

613
00:43:09,380 --> 00:43:13,420
I was hoping for like why would I pay full price for goddamn crocs I would

614
00:43:13,420 --> 00:43:19,540
never pay full price for that shit yeah yeah but you know who knows I might I

615
00:43:19,540 --> 00:43:25,940
might change my tune someday but anyhow hopefully crocs are out of the picture

616
00:43:25,940 --> 00:43:30,380
by the time I change my tune but there you go I'm not buying any more of them

617
00:43:30,380 --> 00:43:38,620
yeah so what's your rant my rant is I'm mad at myself so yesterday I get back

618
00:43:38,620 --> 00:43:43,900
from Sam's and be and yesterday was raining whatever and it's perfect down

619
00:43:43,900 --> 00:43:49,780
here yesterday was 64 today is like 65 by Wednesday it's gonna be 90 degrees

620
00:43:49,780 --> 00:43:54,020
again whatever yeah but anyways yesterday was rainy I get off the freeway

621
00:43:54,020 --> 00:43:58,980
it's around 12 o'clock 12 30 and I'm like I have to get gas and I say in my

622
00:43:58,980 --> 00:44:04,020
fucking head as I pull into the gas station promotable it's M or Medusa

623
00:44:04,020 --> 00:44:08,940
your gas tank is on the left side it's not on the right side you no longer have

624
00:44:08,940 --> 00:44:13,060
your Chevy Sonic you have a Kia Soul it's on your left side what the fuck do I

625
00:44:13,060 --> 00:44:20,900
do I pull up to the right side I walk into Arco and I say I want 65 on number

626
00:44:20,900 --> 00:44:29,460
six right I fucking get back to my car and all I say is I immediately get my

627
00:44:29,460 --> 00:44:35,140
car and I fucking hook around to the the pump on the left side somebody pulls

628
00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:39,860
in to pump number whatever six right and I tell him and I'm like I have to run

629
00:44:39,860 --> 00:44:43,500
back in I pulled on the wrong side do not start pumping he's like okay that's

630
00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:49,220
cool so I go in and I'm like hey it's me again because I've done this before at

631
00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:54,940
Arco and I'm like hey guess what on the wrong side I'm on pump number 10 I'm

632
00:44:54,940 --> 00:44:59,260
sorry I'm on pump number 11 he's like all right and I'm like thank you I'm so

633
00:44:59,260 --> 00:45:02,820
sorry I get back to fuck my fucking pump

634
00:45:02,820 --> 00:45:09,580
promotables don't tell me number 11 is it number 11 yeah no no it's not no it's

635
00:45:09,580 --> 00:45:14,340
number fucking 10 bitch so I'm like god damn it and everybody's looking at me

636
00:45:14,340 --> 00:45:20,180
they're like this fucking bitch is so dumb I am so fucking dumb I run back in

637
00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:23,180
and he starts laughing he's like I already knew where you were your money's on

638
00:45:23,180 --> 00:45:29,540
10 I'm like goddamn it I fucking love you bitch yeah oh my god well listen dude

639
00:45:29,540 --> 00:45:37,140
did it so my rant is I a I'm stupid and be all guests or a gas tanks need to be

640
00:45:37,140 --> 00:45:40,900
on the same goddamn side of every fucking vehicle for every fucking make

641
00:45:40,900 --> 00:45:46,620
for every maker for every fucking year moving forward please yeah and fuck

642
00:45:46,620 --> 00:45:52,780
electric cars fuck Tesla hang out Elon Musk yeah get the fuck out of here go to

643
00:45:52,780 --> 00:46:00,540
the moon go to Mars already yeah and leave us alone yeah god damn I can't

644
00:46:00,540 --> 00:46:05,660
believe I did that twice so but and of course I said 65 on on six sixty five

645
00:46:05,660 --> 00:46:11,100
dollars of course it ends up being sixty two dollars I walk back in for my change

646
00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:16,580
motherfucker you tired of me yet he's like no I'm having lots of fun with you

647
00:46:16,580 --> 00:46:22,180
please you didn't just drive off because you didn't know how to open up fucking god

648
00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:27,620
I just go god damn it I'm like I can't believe I pulled into the gas station and

649
00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:31,300
said you need to park on the left your gas tanks on the left and then I

650
00:46:31,300 --> 00:46:38,500
immediately just pull up to the right cuz yeah yeah your your your conscience

651
00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:44,140
and your brain are not having it as much as I talk about my mom I'm turning

652
00:46:44,140 --> 00:46:51,380
into my fucking called karma oh shit

653
00:46:51,380 --> 00:47:02,500
all right let's segue into trash versus cash money yeah yo you go I guess we'll

654
00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:10,420
go back and forth so you start ma'am oh okay I'm gonna okay with cash or trash

655
00:47:10,420 --> 00:47:18,140
do you well we're both pretty much single so when you're dating do you tend to go

656
00:47:18,140 --> 00:47:23,780
towards the good guy or the bad boy persona the good guy's gonna be shivers

657
00:47:23,780 --> 00:47:30,140
and open your door and just whatever you want or the bad boy you know on the

658
00:47:30,140 --> 00:47:34,860
more it's gonna be bad boy cuz the the good boy type bullshit it like ends up

659
00:47:34,860 --> 00:47:40,740
though you know what let me go with this so cash I guess is bad and then trash is

660
00:47:40,740 --> 00:47:49,900
good I guess oh I guess right because look I grew up clearly I don't know how to

661
00:47:49,900 --> 00:47:55,020
say this so my mom always told me growing up why why are you you're exactly

662
00:47:55,020 --> 00:47:58,620
like your dad why can't you be more like I guess your brother and I'm just like

663
00:47:58,620 --> 00:48:04,460
maybe because my dad fucking holds the fucking fort down and my mom was always

664
00:48:04,460 --> 00:48:09,180
like wait till your mom we talked about this last yeah wait till your dad gets

665
00:48:09,180 --> 00:48:14,660
home so he you and he can discipline you and I'm just like whatever all I know is

666
00:48:14,660 --> 00:48:19,700
the European culture from my dad because he was old school he was born in 1941 or

667
00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:26,460
42 was just like very machismo and I'm trying to go with this shit oh okay so

668
00:48:26,460 --> 00:48:31,220
nothing is it wasn't really like romantic with him like because my mom like

669
00:48:31,220 --> 00:48:35,020
blocked that shit so like I had a romantic I guess the guy was romantic or

670
00:48:35,020 --> 00:48:40,060
romance or whatever the fuck it was it was weird I had that like maybe 10 12

671
00:48:40,060 --> 00:48:45,980
years ago and it felt so cool I was just like oh I like this yeah it like but

672
00:48:45,980 --> 00:48:50,020
then you get all your emotions evolved and so when you break up like it's really

673
00:48:50,020 --> 00:48:52,820
fuck it was really bad for me because I never had that I'm just like you know

674
00:48:52,820 --> 00:48:55,900
what fuck this shit I'm like let me just get with the bad boy or just like the

675
00:48:55,900 --> 00:49:01,540
guy that I know that it's not gonna or you know it's like it is what it is and

676
00:49:01,540 --> 00:49:06,340
that's why I like vanilla gorilla because I don't it's just like we do our

677
00:49:06,340 --> 00:49:10,820
thing and then like we're done yeah and we're not together but we are together

678
00:49:10,820 --> 00:49:17,940
for 20 fucking years yeah so that type of thing so I was just like yeah I can't

679
00:49:17,940 --> 00:49:22,820
I'm just like that's not just I don't know I'm so much I'm sure you're like

680
00:49:22,820 --> 00:49:27,580
your dad like I'm so much like my dad it's like I can't be in a relationship and

681
00:49:27,580 --> 00:49:32,980
then just like I don't know it's just I don't know like when I was I don't know

682
00:49:32,980 --> 00:49:37,540
about you because your dad is not European but he's obviously in my not a

683
00:49:37,540 --> 00:49:42,940
minor well I guess my minority I guess yeah but he's not American yeah but um

684
00:49:42,940 --> 00:49:49,780
like my dad would be always like growing up he's like it was it wasn't like set

685
00:49:49,780 --> 00:49:55,020
out loud Pomona Bullets but it was just like if a guy gives you gifts like he

686
00:49:55,020 --> 00:50:01,460
owns you like you don't ever want that like he didn't say it was being a whore

687
00:50:01,460 --> 00:50:07,380
but it was just like that's not you that's not how I'm raising you yeah yeah

688
00:50:07,380 --> 00:50:12,140
exactly it's like if you like something or want something it's nice to get a gift

689
00:50:12,140 --> 00:50:17,900
once in a while yeah I'll get it my goddamn self oh no that's okay that's

690
00:50:17,900 --> 00:50:21,220
what I'm going with this like if you ever need anything you don't go to a fucking

691
00:50:21,220 --> 00:50:24,660
man you go to your brother or you go to me don't ever go to a fucking man and

692
00:50:24,660 --> 00:50:30,260
ask him for shit yeah I'm just like okay and then obviously you do it for

693
00:50:30,260 --> 00:50:34,500
yourself yeah obviously but it's so weird like I tell that to people that are

694
00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:37,500
like born and raised here and they love they're like what the fuck is your

695
00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:42,620
problem I'm like I don't know that's the way I was fucking raised yeah I I like I

696
00:50:42,620 --> 00:50:49,340
mean I don't want all the good guys to just turn to bad but I'm I'm kind of

697
00:50:49,340 --> 00:50:54,860
like trash like don't I can open my own fucking car door I could I I don't know I

698
00:50:54,860 --> 00:51:01,340
uh I don't I don't need fucking flowers for my birthday thank you I'm like I had

699
00:51:01,340 --> 00:51:04,140
a guy that wanted to take care of me when I was sick and I'm like no bro I'm

700
00:51:04,140 --> 00:51:07,420
fucking sick I'm gonna get you sick like leave me the fuck alone yeah I just need

701
00:51:07,420 --> 00:51:12,060
to be asleep and I need a fucking rest for sure and it's like that I like the

702
00:51:12,060 --> 00:51:15,700
and then I get called a bitch and I'm like you know what I gotta go buy yeah I

703
00:51:15,700 --> 00:51:19,460
get called on grateful all the time like well you know your flowers are nice but

704
00:51:19,460 --> 00:51:23,260
I don't give a fuck I don't fucking know but I think it's also because we're

705
00:51:23,260 --> 00:51:27,020
single moms and we had to deal with our kids yeah so it's a whole different

706
00:51:27,020 --> 00:51:31,700
animal when you deal with I guess us as our I guess single moms yeah cuz it's

707
00:51:31,700 --> 00:51:36,820
like if I'm cleaning my guns after I'm at the range and you want to pick up my

708
00:51:36,820 --> 00:51:41,980
gun like it's like a dirty diaper like no sorry good guy

709
00:51:41,980 --> 00:51:47,980
piece like get the fuck out of my face but if the bad boy picks up my gun

710
00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:52,420
helps me fucking clean them and fucking load them and make sure you know all

711
00:51:52,420 --> 00:51:56,820
like yes please I don't even do that I just give it to my brother my brother

712
00:51:56,820 --> 00:52:03,820
fucking feels stripping for me all day long okay so where you go okay so

713
00:52:03,820 --> 00:52:07,940
obviously I went on the tangent so what about you for cash money did you already

714
00:52:07,940 --> 00:52:13,100
tell me and I wasn't paying yeah I'm just saying for the bad boy persona okay

715
00:52:13,100 --> 00:52:17,420
yeah just like cuz they fucking leave us alone yeah yeah and then you know what

716
00:52:17,420 --> 00:52:21,140
I'm so bad because when we want to be left alone and they're the bad boy like

717
00:52:21,140 --> 00:52:25,580
every now and then us girls are like me and you because we're tomboy like every

718
00:52:25,580 --> 00:52:30,260
now and then we want some attention yeah yeah for sure wanted all the time so it's

719
00:52:30,260 --> 00:52:34,340
just like I guess I was being a total fucking rude bitch or whatever because

720
00:52:34,340 --> 00:52:37,340
now they're not paying attention but I'm like I'm not gonna go chasing after it

721
00:52:37,340 --> 00:52:40,260
yeah I'm too tired for that shit like you're gonna you'll show up on my door

722
00:52:40,260 --> 00:52:45,900
step one of these yeah full moon next week you'll be here

723
00:52:48,780 --> 00:52:57,380
oh shit okay so um this is like total opposite of yours bar soap or liquid soap

724
00:52:57,380 --> 00:53:06,020
for trash okay so I use both but for different reasons but for the cash in

725
00:53:06,020 --> 00:53:14,500
the trash I'm gonna have to trash the bar soap and cash the liquid soap okay

726
00:53:14,500 --> 00:53:22,380
but I do like bar soap and I do have to use a washcloth or something with it I

727
00:53:22,380 --> 00:53:26,860
don't like when people just get a bar soap and scrub and there's like pubes

728
00:53:26,860 --> 00:53:33,220
and shit all my stuff like that well maybe if they fucking shave their peel

729
00:53:33,220 --> 00:53:36,500
off like they're supposed to there wouldn't be any fucking pews in the

730
00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:40,380
car all hiking or just use a fucking washcloth I don't know everyone's like

731
00:53:40,380 --> 00:53:45,460
you use washcloths too fucking you know what I got my daughter on washcloth

732
00:53:45,460 --> 00:53:49,900
because she sees those little not the luffa sponge but you know I'm talking

733
00:53:49,900 --> 00:53:54,820
little puffy yeah I use that when I travel because I don't like packing

734
00:53:54,820 --> 00:53:57,380
washcloths and then when I'm done traveling you just fucking throw it in

735
00:53:57,380 --> 00:54:02,380
the trash right on your last day but I'm the same way I cash money all day long

736
00:54:02,380 --> 00:54:05,940
for me but I shower twice a day so I shower in the morning after I work out

737
00:54:05,940 --> 00:54:09,780
and then before I go to bed just because I've been I've been showering twice a

738
00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:13,140
day I yeah I'm wasting water California I don't give a fuck if I swim in the

739
00:54:13,140 --> 00:54:16,900
middle of the day I fucking take three showers a day so how about that that

740
00:54:16,900 --> 00:54:21,820
hasn't happened since the summertime but because my skin I guess since I

741
00:54:21,820 --> 00:54:25,340
shower twice a day it has to be bar soap and it's always been ivory so it's

742
00:54:25,340 --> 00:54:31,820
ivory bar soap with a fucking washcloth yep and I scrub it up dub dub yes I do

743
00:54:31,820 --> 00:54:37,900
like bar soap but I have one of those luffa like backscroppers and guess what

744
00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:42,260
I'm putting oh yeah I'm putting the liquid so yeah but no but if you have the

745
00:54:42,260 --> 00:54:46,260
luffa or like that that's bungee sponge or whatever that thing is like it's

746
00:54:46,260 --> 00:54:55,220
better with the liquid yeah for sure okay all right well here we go so I don't

747
00:54:55,220 --> 00:55:03,380
know if you know but okay BKFC or mmk so BKFC I don't know if you watch it's

748
00:55:03,380 --> 00:55:08,060
bare knuckle fighting oh they keep talking about I have a girl for you to

749
00:55:08,060 --> 00:55:14,540
check out yes you know Paige Vanz that one I'm bare knuckle I do and I haven't

750
00:55:14,540 --> 00:55:18,140
watched her but you know she's on only fans out I've always fucking loved her

751
00:55:18,140 --> 00:55:21,620
and she's fucking hot and she's still married to the same um well I shouldn't

752
00:55:21,620 --> 00:55:24,580
say she's still married to the same MMA guy but they're still married I don't

753
00:55:24,580 --> 00:55:27,980
remember his fucking name but I'm so happy they're still married and she's

754
00:55:27,980 --> 00:55:32,620
like the I think she's always been the prettiest her and me should take yeah um

755
00:55:32,620 --> 00:55:40,900
yeah no um see you know what Joe Rogan just fucking his last he fucking had um

756
00:55:40,900 --> 00:55:47,380
the guy that was training who was training by Mike Tyson what's his name

757
00:55:47,380 --> 00:55:52,900
Francis and Gano is being trained by Mike Tyson I want to say what yeah for a

758
00:55:52,900 --> 00:55:56,860
boxing match if I'm saying this correctly but um they were talking about

759
00:55:56,860 --> 00:56:01,360
bare knuckle boxing and I was just like you know what I oh no I'm sorry so was

760
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:07,940
Joe Rogan talking to Eddie Bravo that's his juju instructor so um I'm just like

761
00:56:07,940 --> 00:56:11,860
you know what he made valid points like when you're bare knuckle boxing like

762
00:56:11,860 --> 00:56:16,820
when your hand hits somebody I like your fucking hand gets so fucked up yeah

763
00:56:16,820 --> 00:56:23,780
it's so brutal it's yeah so brutal yeah I was just like that's like street fight

764
00:56:23,780 --> 00:56:27,100
shit like if new Diaz or the Diaz brothers were doing it I'm totally down

765
00:56:27,100 --> 00:56:31,340
but I don't know if I could watch that fucking beat down it's really bloody it's

766
00:56:31,340 --> 00:56:37,460
very brutal it's very like it's not that sport I mean MMA you can use your legs

767
00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:42,340
you can take them down they can tap out bare knuckles like wow I don't get me

768
00:56:42,340 --> 00:56:48,940
wrong I subscribe and I watch that shit every Thursday but it's brutal I'm

769
00:56:48,940 --> 00:56:55,380
wait so where do you watch or what what do you subscribe to a BKFC online yeah

770
00:56:55,380 --> 00:56:59,440
oh I'm gonna have to check that out you know what I never gotten to MMA until like

771
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:06,900
maybe 12 13 years ago like right before um you know who Amanda Leo is yeah

772
00:57:06,900 --> 00:57:14,420
Linus no she was like she retired but um Amanda Leo the Linus like I watched her

773
00:57:14,420 --> 00:57:19,860
very first fight when um she's MMA yeah she's MMA she retired but that was like

774
00:57:19,860 --> 00:57:24,740
2012 2013 oh no I'm sorry I was already in Long Beach so maybe 2014 I was just

775
00:57:24,740 --> 00:57:29,020
like this bitch is gonna fucking take it and she's she's she's got so many

776
00:57:29,020 --> 00:57:34,540
fucking belts but um I thought that shit was so fucking gay before just because

777
00:57:34,540 --> 00:57:38,220
of the wrestling component yeah I don't want to see like if I'm a guy I don't

778
00:57:38,220 --> 00:57:41,140
want to see your fuck the other opponents nuts in my fucking face like I

779
00:57:41,140 --> 00:57:44,700
think that's just so fucking gross yeah but then I don't know how I got into it

780
00:57:44,700 --> 00:57:50,980
but I did and now I fucking love it so I would say okay so cash money is MMA be

781
00:57:50,980 --> 00:57:57,100
just because I don't know it's just I don't know cash money is MMA for me just

782
00:57:57,100 --> 00:58:02,580
because it is what about you yeah I'm gonna I'm old-school I guess you could

783
00:58:02,580 --> 00:58:09,420
say now so for the past I don't know 20 years it was MMA and then this BKFC's

784
00:58:09,420 --> 00:58:15,060
surfaced and I was like what the fuck you like send me that link send me that

785
00:58:15,060 --> 00:58:20,660
link so I can check it out yeah for sure for sure I have it on there's I was

786
00:58:20,660 --> 00:58:24,780
gonna sorry I didn't mean to go I was gonna say there's an MMA girl I started

787
00:58:24,780 --> 00:58:31,500
following on now that um the Linus retired there's a MMA girl I want to say

788
00:58:31,500 --> 00:58:36,820
from Thailand or Taiwan oh you know I'm talking about I know but I would you

789
00:58:36,820 --> 00:58:41,500
couldn't bet money on me to give you her but I know I'm like this is my new it

790
00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:45,340
girl and I'm like if I guess I know I need to start watching her on the TV when

791
00:58:45,340 --> 00:58:49,100
she fights or whatever because I just keep seeing all her clips on Instagram

792
00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:55,980
and it's man that girl don't fucking play I know it's fucking amazing I yeah

793
00:58:55,980 --> 00:59:03,180
cash is MMA I do like BKFC but I would have if I had to choose it would I'd

794
00:59:03,180 --> 00:59:09,660
have to trash BKFC okay that's because your MMA your kick original kickboxer

795
00:59:09,660 --> 00:59:17,540
yes ma'am that's right bitch boom okay so my my trash and cashless is so much

796
00:59:17,540 --> 00:59:23,460
boring now compared to yours regular hoodie or zip-up hoodie I'll do regular

797
00:59:23,460 --> 00:59:30,380
for the cash money I do like my zip-ups though but if I had to choose trash for

798
00:59:30,380 --> 00:59:37,340
the zip-ups cash for the pullover I was the same way until I hit the what's it

799
00:59:37,340 --> 00:59:42,220
called the hot flashes I don't have hot flashes anymore thank God but for like the

800
00:59:42,220 --> 00:59:46,020
last two years I had hot flashes and I'm just like oh yeah now I'm zip-up

801
00:59:46,020 --> 00:59:49,180
hoodie so like when you get hot you can unzip it and you can still have it on

802
00:59:49,180 --> 00:59:54,220
and you can fucking unheat or you can like get the heat out but as opposed to

803
00:59:54,220 --> 00:59:59,780
the zip or the regular hoodie because then when I was going through that

804
00:59:59,780 --> 01:00:03,180
transition I was just like oh my gosh to take it off and then I'm like oh I'm

805
01:00:03,180 --> 01:00:05,940
fine now I have to put it back on I'm just like this shit is dumb let me just

806
01:00:05,940 --> 01:00:10,260
buy a whole bunch of zip-ups like rolling up my sleeves and I'm pulling

807
01:00:10,260 --> 01:00:18,100
them down regular and then you try and then you know I wear the hoop so I'm

808
01:00:18,100 --> 01:00:24,180
trying to take off my fucking you know like speaking up I haven't worn earrings

809
01:00:24,180 --> 01:00:29,420
in over a year I guess I need to get back into it hopefully my ear hole or

810
01:00:29,420 --> 01:00:37,780
the my holes in my ears are still open I'm finally getting my sexy back as of

811
01:00:37,780 --> 01:00:41,500
like three months ago so I need to start like doing that shit again I just like

812
01:00:41,500 --> 01:00:44,740
well that's good you took a break because you don't want to have your ear

813
01:00:44,740 --> 01:00:49,340
loaves all drooping and shit like well no I don't have those big old fucking

814
01:00:49,340 --> 01:00:53,220
whatever those those spacers or whatever I need to start yeah I need to start

815
01:00:53,220 --> 01:00:56,700
wearing hoops again or earrings or whatever so yeah thank you I guess I'll

816
01:00:56,700 --> 01:01:03,940
start doing that at least once a week as well okay your turn okay so now we're

817
01:01:03,940 --> 01:01:10,940
just gonna segue off to another okay I'm not a big breakfast person but if you

818
01:01:10,940 --> 01:01:17,740
had to pancakes or waffles I think you asked us last week but I have all my

819
01:01:17,740 --> 01:01:24,460
notes no oh okay so waffles waffles and that's only if somebody else is making

820
01:01:24,460 --> 01:01:31,180
them okay because waffles oh I need to send you a picture of I gotta find the

821
01:01:31,180 --> 01:01:35,460
picture it's on my phone somewhere but it was like maybe 10 years ago I bought

822
01:01:35,460 --> 01:01:40,900
M a fucking waffle maker for Christmas and I'm like there's direction she's like

823
01:01:40,900 --> 01:01:44,220
bitch I don't need the directions I don't know how to make waffles I'm like okay

824
01:01:44,220 --> 01:01:48,660
and what does she do she fucking makes the waffles but like you can only put

825
01:01:48,660 --> 01:01:52,580
you know you can only put so much in there yeah she fucking did it there was

826
01:01:52,580 --> 01:01:55,860
fucking fucking batter everywhere everybody's like are you fucking drunk

827
01:01:55,860 --> 01:01:58,940
like she posted it on her Instagram she doesn't have Instagram anymore but she's

828
01:01:58,940 --> 01:02:04,020
like I'm on a Saturday you guys already fucking drinks she's like we're

829
01:02:04,020 --> 01:02:08,820
drinking already but um no I'm not drunk and clearly I should have read the

830
01:02:08,820 --> 01:02:16,740
directions but yeah waffles are too much work so if somebody else is making

831
01:02:16,740 --> 01:02:21,340
them I will totally eat the waffles if not then pancakes and I'm by pancakes I

832
01:02:21,340 --> 01:02:24,180
mean you need to make you need to make them because I don't even make pancakes

833
01:02:24,180 --> 01:02:28,260
anymore yeah well I make the beer pancakes they're pretty good that's right

834
01:02:28,260 --> 01:02:34,200
so my cash is pancakes um that's right but I do like a Belgian waffle with some

835
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:40,860
like you know I don't know what they put in some eggs yeah waffle or chicken

836
01:02:40,860 --> 01:02:45,620
and waffles yeah yes and not from Rostos but like from anywhere it's like it's

837
01:02:45,620 --> 01:02:54,740
so fucking good I don't know okay okay so um Lotto scratcher or like the jackpot

838
01:02:54,740 --> 01:02:58,860
like Powerball and Mega like for your three I mean both are cash money all

839
01:02:58,860 --> 01:03:05,300
day long yeah my my cash where I get my thrill from is scratch the scratchers

840
01:03:05,300 --> 01:03:13,100
just like come on give it to mama yeah yeah um only because I've never won on

841
01:03:13,100 --> 01:03:20,700
the other but I they're both cash money but I'm gonna have to trash the quick

842
01:03:20,700 --> 01:03:25,620
kick and yeah I'm gonna cash in on the scratchers because I want on

843
01:03:25,620 --> 01:03:30,860
scratchers so so Oregon has their own lottery then I guess right yes okay

844
01:03:30,860 --> 01:03:34,020
because California has like the scratchers now where it's $20 and you

845
01:03:34,020 --> 01:03:37,100
can win up to $5 million and I'm like that's the only one I'm fucking buying

846
01:03:37,100 --> 01:03:42,140
because if you can't play big you're not gonna win big that's right it's like

847
01:03:42,140 --> 01:03:46,100
500,000 or not I'm sorry it's 1,00,000 2,00,000 I want to say and then if you

848
01:03:46,100 --> 01:03:52,140
win the 5 million then it's $500,000 a year for 25 years and I'm like that's

849
01:03:52,140 --> 01:04:00,940
what I'm playing let's go once a week yes yes I yeah I'm with you cash money on

850
01:04:00,940 --> 01:04:05,620
the scratcher scratchers yes I don't know it's just somewhere so much more fun

851
01:04:05,620 --> 01:04:09,500
yeah it's just like you just you don't even and you know it's bad luck you don't

852
01:04:09,500 --> 01:04:14,540
scratch it in the parking lot you know what I scratched it on the way home

853
01:04:14,540 --> 01:04:21,660
when the light is red yeah it's not in the parking lot you'll win oh shit okay

854
01:04:21,660 --> 01:04:29,900
that was my last one okay I have one last last one okay cool and so I think

855
01:04:29,900 --> 01:04:36,580
there's a difference between a sport and a game so okay I'm gonna go for two

856
01:04:36,580 --> 01:04:42,500
gangs because you can be any weight any size any whatever it's just all about

857
01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:50,660
strategy I hate both of these things but um would you cash or trash golf and

858
01:04:50,660 --> 01:05:01,220
bowling also either one of those yeah yes if you had to watch you know what I

859
01:05:01,220 --> 01:05:07,140
would cash money bowling because I don't know bowling's more fun to me it's

860
01:05:07,140 --> 01:05:11,020
there's no strategy like you're just gonna fucking throw it down the lane and

861
01:05:11,020 --> 01:05:18,860
I've ever seen the movie Kingpin yes I love that because I would be happy

862
01:05:18,860 --> 01:05:23,180
Gilmore for golf and I still wouldn't be able to get it in the hole so I'm like

863
01:05:23,180 --> 01:05:28,300
I'm bowling for money cash money and then trash would be golf I can't even

864
01:05:28,300 --> 01:05:34,900
play miniature yeah it pisses me off I'm trash and golf like I trash and golf I

865
01:05:34,900 --> 01:05:39,460
don't know sometimes there's like these dudes are like so hot and handsome and

866
01:05:39,460 --> 01:05:43,620
they're like I'm going to play golf this weekend I'm like okay yeah I'm like

867
01:05:43,620 --> 01:05:47,580
delete delete your number

868
01:05:48,620 --> 01:05:52,780
right now with the bowler yeah I'm gonna go hang out I have a beer while they

869
01:05:52,780 --> 01:06:01,220
bowl right and some nachos so I'm cashing on the bowling okay sweet I'm

870
01:06:01,220 --> 01:06:07,700
glad we agree on that yes you know right you didn't even say you're right though

871
01:06:07,700 --> 01:06:13,340
we have a great we're did you you're not Raven anything well I'm Raven about

872
01:06:13,340 --> 01:06:21,020
Don Julio 70 it's not trash unlike Don Julio 1942 you know what I think it was

873
01:06:21,020 --> 01:06:25,100
Friday because it was a long the longest Friday at work I fucking listened to the

874
01:06:25,100 --> 01:06:30,420
Don Julio is trash podcast we did when I was drunk and we I'm like hey let's start

875
01:06:30,420 --> 01:06:35,140
podcasting now I think I listened to 15 minutes I'm like I'm like I don't eat

876
01:06:35,140 --> 01:06:39,220
I don't even know how we fucking lasted an hour a and B it was just fucking

877
01:06:39,220 --> 01:06:48,540
ridiculous nonsense I know my rave is Don Julio 70 that is my boyfriend I

878
01:06:48,540 --> 01:06:55,660
fucking love you bitch yes well I was just gonna rave that I fucking I know I

879
01:06:55,660 --> 01:07:01,020
live under a rock I know it's not Twitter anymore is what it's X I call it

880
01:07:01,020 --> 01:07:06,620
what are fuck Ellen month I fucking I don't fucking know but you know I don't

881
01:07:06,620 --> 01:07:12,380
have social media and any of that right so apparently yeah I live under a rock

882
01:07:12,380 --> 01:07:17,780
for the most part but I didn't know that Mr. Runn burgundy had a podcast and I'm

883
01:07:17,780 --> 01:07:24,260
gonna fucking rave about that because I don't know he could he could have came

884
01:07:24,260 --> 01:07:29,700
out with this shit fucking 10 years ago and I'm barely finding out well I didn't

885
01:07:29,700 --> 01:07:33,460
know about that till you told me yesterday yeah I'm fucking raving on

886
01:07:33,460 --> 01:07:37,620
that shit he's I love Will Ferrell

887
01:07:37,620 --> 01:07:41,700
fucking Ron B

888
01:07:41,700 --> 01:07:50,300
Scott Scott Scott yeah I love Scott it's so fucking hilarious I mean and thank

889
01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:54,740
goodness that I just found out because now I can just do a fucking hey Dave and

890
01:07:54,740 --> 01:07:59,620
just listen to his fucking podcast for episode after episode after episode

891
01:07:59,620 --> 01:08:06,060
yeah fucking saying here yeah so that was my raise I'm just like yeah yeah Ron B

892
01:08:06,060 --> 01:08:13,860
you know who also has a podcast who we do yeah yeah on that note we are out bye

893
01:08:13,860 --> 01:08:30,620
bitches later