1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,360 Welcome to our podcast, Top Shelf Hygienics. 2 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:14,240 You are Pomona Bullets and I am Baroque Medusa. 3 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:19,800 And we are here to clink, clink and drink, drink. 4 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:23,480 Let us begin. 5 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:27,600 Good day. 6 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:31,240 Good day, Biotch. 7 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:34,960 You thought, did I take too long to join? 8 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:36,440 No girl, I don't give a fuck. 9 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:41,760 I'm here all day long, so it doesn't matter. 10 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:45,440 I see you bitches are tied with the Minnesota Vikings. 11 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:47,960 It's Orson's favorite team. 12 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:53,560 Oh, I'm like, please, we're already zero and two. 13 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:58,280 And guess what? So the Raiders are number one for the AFC West. 14 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:00,560 Fuck, I saw that in the fucking 15 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,400 rarely. We'll see what happens tonight, because, you know, we're playing 16 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:06,920 fucking dealers. 17 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:09,760 I know. 18 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:14,520 So what's going on? 19 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:18,600 How was the Karate tournament yesterday? 20 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:21,040 Oh, this is great. 21 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,440 He he got it. 22 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:25,160 He ranked up. He got his purple belt. 23 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,800 So is that like level three now? 24 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,360 I don't remember the color, the color level. 25 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:33,200 Yeah, because it was white, white, yellow, orange, purple. 26 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,360 Also, he's good for him. 27 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:37,240 Yeah. Yeah. 28 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:39,280 Did all the other people pass too, I guess? 29 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:43,760 Or you know, it's sad because majority of them do. 30 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:48,440 But there's a few that just don't rank up and they make you sit 31 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:53,240 up and you have to have your eyes closed and you put your belt, take it off. 32 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:56,000 You put it behind you and you sit like an Indian or you could 33 00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:00,120 kneel, I guess they say, where you kind of sit on your feet. 34 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:02,720 And you have to have your eyes closed. 35 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:08,720 So if you open your eyes during this time, like you fail, everything, 36 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:13,560 everything you did, all your moves, everything you were doing, you fail. 37 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,440 And how long do you have to be like that for? 38 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:20,120 There it's about maybe five, ten minutes, which is really hard for self. 39 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:26,760 Yeah. And they just like gong this little dung and they walk around 40 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:30,000 and you're supposed to center yourself and whatever. 41 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:34,960 But a lot of the kids either a, bring some type of like 42 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,160 bandana or something to put over their eyes. 43 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,080 So they don't get distracted. That's smart. 44 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:43,560 And and and if whatever or you you're even allowed to, 45 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:47,800 if you don't trust yourself, you can put your hands over your eyes. 46 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:49,200 OK. 47 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,480 And put your hands up your eyes and then open your eyes. 48 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,200 Yeah, exactly. 49 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:57,080 You totally could just put your palms over your eyes and have them open. 50 00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:59,760 I bet Bruce Lee didn't think of that. 51 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Yeah. 52 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:09,160 But yeah, so a few people didn't rank up, but, you know, is what it is. 53 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:13,080 OK, before we get started, I guess, because we know how I haven't. 54 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:15,440 We haven't talked in like two weeks, but what are you drinking? 55 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:17,520 Let's start. I am. I'm doing what a man. 56 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:20,480 Moonshine, coconut water. Oh, shit. 57 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:24,000 I know. Are you by yourself today or who's over at your place? 58 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:27,000 Me, my dog and my son. 59 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,360 OK, well, you're about to get turned up. 60 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,200 You better tell Jay. 61 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:37,160 I'm doing hot peppermint tea with two shots of vodka in it 62 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,560 because it's like kind of fally here. 63 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:41,840 Fall season, sort of not really. 64 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,920 Fucking raining here. 65 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:46,520 So is it cooler now up there or what? 66 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,880 Well, yeah, it's getting. 67 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,040 It's like 40 degrees in the mornings. 68 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,880 Oh, sweet. Yeah. 69 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:56,560 I like it cold. 70 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:58,240 So do I. 71 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:03,560 So do I because I hate having to get like fucking spray tans being organ. 72 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,800 I don't get no sun. 73 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,400 Well, at least they offer that in Oregon. 74 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,200 I didn't think they would have offered that. 75 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:14,440 I will buy the college so you would you would think 76 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:17,720 that would be a lucrative business, but it right by the college. 77 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:19,680 Oh, I took the G unit yesterday. 78 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:20,680 She actually replied. 79 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:24,000 I just asked her how her first week in college and the dorm life was going. 80 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,320 She said she's having a lot of fun and she's still, I guess, 81 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:27,840 doing all the school activities. 82 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:30,440 I guess school hasn't actually started yet or class hasn't started. 83 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:33,400 Right. Well, I guess it started. 84 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:37,040 They just get to find out where their classes, whatever. 85 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:39,880 So probably this week is the first. 86 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,920 OK. And she didn't come home this weekend. 87 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:46,240 No, I was sad. 88 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:48,680 You're like, but you need to come home and do some chores for mama. 89 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,080 I even try to bribe her. 90 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,200 Hey, we could have Sunday. 91 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:58,880 She's like, no, I'm going to you told me that I need to be in a dorm. 92 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,000 I'm staying at a fucking dorm. 93 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,800 So fuck you kindly, mom. 94 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:05,560 I didn't want her to go in the dorm. 95 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:06,920 And there was a way. 96 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,920 You did. No, there was a waiver. 97 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:12,560 And I said, hey, we we live close enough to the college 98 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:16,800 where we could sign a waiver because they do recommend that the first 99 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:21,720 the freshman, you know, your first year you you go to the dorm 100 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,520 because a lot of the people are there from, you know, 101 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:28,920 other parts of Oregon and whatever. 102 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,800 So they want you to not drop out. 103 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,000 They want you to be there. 104 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,560 And it makes them more responsible. 105 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:38,040 Yeah. She's like, 106 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,640 I want to I want to go to the dorm. 107 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:42,120 And I said, OK, well, that's like, you know, 14, 108 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,520 or more, but OK. 109 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,200 Got to do it. 110 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,120 I guess so. 111 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:51,360 Just do it. 112 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:52,360 It'll be good for her. 113 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:53,720 I guess she's having fun. 114 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:54,880 So OK, well, good. 115 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:56,720 I'm glad. 116 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:01,320 Yes. So last Saturday, while you were moving her into the dorms, 117 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:04,360 me and I don't know if you remember my college best friend, Tina, 118 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,440 she always she's black and she always wore a bra. 119 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:07,720 Oh, yes. Yes. 120 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:08,720 OK, so we met up. 121 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:11,760 I haven't seen her in a year and a half, even though I live so much closer to her 122 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:14,560 now, but her schedule is she's a grandmother of three now. 123 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:18,560 So she's always busy with kids and her sister and her mom and everything, 124 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:19,800 the family life. 125 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:24,040 So anyways, we did a slumber party at the Marriott in Rancho Cucamonga 126 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:28,720 right next to Victoria Gardens, because that's what we did, right? 127 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:33,440 So we pull up or we meet at the Marriott so we can drop our shit off. 128 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:37,240 And then we're waiting for our Uber to take us to the yardhouse 129 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:42,800 at Victoria Gardens. Yes. Why did why did Charo walk out of the fucking hotel girl? 130 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,640 Shut up. And then we didn't have her. 131 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:49,080 She kept walking because and we were already in the Uber and we're telling 132 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:50,800 the Uber guy, we're like, slow the fuck down. 133 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:54,040 Don't pull out yet because don't pull out yet. That's what he said. 134 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:58,920 Well, she's because Tina wanted to a picture 135 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,400 to see if we could snap a picture with Charo, but she was already 136 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:05,520 parked in the fucking handicap. I was fucking dying, but she still looks good. 137 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:07,720 She looks the same. She has not aged. 138 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,240 And Tina was like, girl, you look good. 139 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:12,200 Keep doing it. She's like, thank you. 140 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,960 No, my goodness. 141 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:18,240 But Charo was hanging out at the Rancho Cucamonga Marriott. 142 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,040 I'm like, what the fuck? 143 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:23,040 What? 144 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:28,920 Yeah. So we did the slumber party and so by slumber party, it's because we're old 145 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:30,560 and I don't want to fucking drive home. 146 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:34,280 I want to drink and have fun and then just like crash at the hotel. 147 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:38,000 So she's like, before we met up, she's like, so what are we doing? 148 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,400 Are we just like in go bar hopping? 149 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:42,800 I'm like, I was so tired last week, Pomona bullets. 150 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:47,560 I'm like, I just want to sit at a bar and watch an entire fucking football game 151 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:49,800 and just fucking drink and decompress. 152 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:51,840 She's like, sweet, I don't want to dress up. 153 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:54,440 And I'm like, even better. Yes. 154 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:56,120 So we fucking get done. 155 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,480 We watch like half a football game at the yard house. 156 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:01,680 And by the way, they have really good seared ahi tuna. 157 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:04,280 Which is what the yard? 158 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,160 That's what I said. 159 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:07,080 I'm like at the yard house of all places. 160 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:10,080 They're fucking and I ordered their barbecue chicken pizza. 161 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:11,600 That was fucking trash. 162 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:14,000 I didn't complain, but I said, why is this pizza soggy? 163 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,640 They're like, you didn't ask for it. 164 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:18,960 Well done. I'm like, why am I supposed to ask for a so well fucking done? 165 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:23,320 Like, and that wasn't listed on the fucking menu, but they removed it for my 166 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:27,880 bill or whatever. How do you ask for a chicken pizza to be well done? 167 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:28,840 Like maybe extra. 168 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:29,480 Yeah. 169 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:34,320 They said they need to leave it longer in the oven and next time tell them less 170 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:38,200 barbecue sauce. And I'm like, well, maybe you guys should just fucking do it 171 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:41,840 like that automatically so people wouldn't have to like complain and say, you know 172 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:43,640 what, guess what, this pizza soggy. 173 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:47,080 Yeah, we're like at a biscuit. 174 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:49,440 Arbacue sauce. 175 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,480 On the side, I don't know. 176 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:54,000 Less is more, you know, right? 177 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,000 Well, so we get done. 178 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:59,040 We Uber back to the hotel and we're like catching up 179 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:00,200 because I haven't talked to her in forever. 180 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:03,600 So we're catching up and I'm like, hey, let's go down to the hotel bar. 181 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:04,840 Girl, there is nobody. 182 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:09,840 Why are all Marriott hotel bars the fucking best place to fucking drink at? 183 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,360 Let me start there. 184 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,440 It was only me and her on a Saturday night. 185 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:15,920 And this God bless this fucking bartender. 186 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:16,800 His name is Dylan. 187 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,640 I think he was like maybe 22. 188 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:22,080 Like he just like graduated from bartending school. 189 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:27,640 So it's just like a standard small bar and he opens up the liquor cabinet 190 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:31,160 and he's looking, I don't know, he was looking for a team order to cosmopolitan. 191 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:32,960 So he was looking for the ingredients are bullshit. 192 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,960 And I'm like, oh, shit, you have orange Stoli. 193 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,360 And he's like, what? 194 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:39,760 Girl, I'm like, I didn't drink beer. 195 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:40,600 So I was drinking. 196 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,240 I finally had truly. 197 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:43,880 Oh, and you know what? 198 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:49,320 No, I understand why you drank 12 because that fucking alcohol content sucks. 199 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:50,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 200 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:53,640 So what? So I start drinking and I'm like, this shit is fucking whack. 201 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,040 So when he opens up the liquor cabinet, I'm like, oh, shit. 202 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:59,520 On the top shelf, I'm like, you have orange Stoli. 203 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,360 And he was like, I don't know what the fuck that is. 204 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:04,240 I'm like, bitch, and he can't fucking reach it. 205 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,840 Right. So I'm telling him, I'm like, look, it's there. 206 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:07,800 I'm like, I'm going to guide you. 207 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,080 Just fucking listen to what I'm saying. 208 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:12,360 I'm like, OK, put your hand further back to the left. 209 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:13,960 And he keeps going. 210 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:14,920 He keeps going to the right. 211 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:19,000 I'm like, bitch, not your right, your fucking left, your other left. 212 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,440 So I'm telling him your left, left, left. 213 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:24,560 And so he goes completely all the way left. 214 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:27,000 And I'm like, bitch, you were just right fucking there. 215 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,680 So Tina starts laughing, right? 216 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:31,880 So I'm like, OK, now go back to the right, like the first fucking row, 217 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:33,400 because everything was not lined up. 218 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,680 Everything was just thrown in there, which pisses me off. 219 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:37,840 Like it should be in a fucking single file line. 220 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:41,120 Lame pulls to the front. 221 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:42,240 Where the fucking God? 222 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:45,080 It was a good three minutes of me telling him back front left. 223 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:48,040 And I'm like, is this how I'm like, I really hope you don't have problems 224 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,120 fighting your girls, G spot. 225 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:52,320 Everybody's there. 226 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:53,440 There's four people at the bar. 227 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,760 It's me, Tina and two bartenders. 228 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,640 So the other bartenders like, look, I can find your spot girl. 229 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,040 And I'm like, find it, bitch. 230 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:03,120 And he pulls it out and I'm just like, see, what's that fucking hard? 231 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:07,960 Anyways, where I'm going with this is if you have truly, you've got to add extra 232 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,080 vodka to it because that shit was fucking lit. 233 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:13,240 Once I threw, I'm like, I need three shots of vodka in my fucking truly. 234 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,040 I told you, it's like piss water. 235 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:18,920 It's like, man, I was just like, no wonder fucking Pomona bullets fucking did 236 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:22,840 12 of these. Yeah. Fucking like that's course light for fucking. 237 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:24,080 Bitches. Yeah. 238 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:25,960 And it's like, well, less carbs. 239 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,240 Well, I don't think it's less cars. 240 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:30,120 You're drinking a 12 pack. 241 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,680 Right. An hour. 242 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:33,520 Fuck, man. 243 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,840 I was just like, it just needs higher alcohol content. 244 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:39,640 I don't know, bitches who can't handle their alcohol like fucking man up. 245 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,720 That's just like the clink clink gang. 246 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,520 No, I know. 247 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:48,480 Remember, we always said we, well, we had rules. 248 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,560 Who could be a part of our clink clink gang? 249 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:52,560 Oh, yeah. 250 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:58,440 They couldn't be abrasive, weird drunks, like raging alcoholic. 251 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:01,000 Oh, yeah. You know, because like when some people start drinking, 252 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,280 they just get fucking angry and shit or crying. 253 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,600 Remember, we didn't want to do any cryers. 254 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,600 No, we had a long list of shit. 255 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:11,280 Like we just want to chill and fucking be stupid. 256 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:18,440 Yeah. If you didn't pop the the alcohol bubble we were in, you can join the club. 257 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,440 There you go. 258 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:23,440 Don't fuck with my buzz. 259 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,120 Yes, because you won't be invited back. 260 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,120 Never. 261 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:35,560 So how long did it take for June to get moved in last weekend? 262 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:37,880 Actually, it was fairly easy. 263 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,080 She just had a big 264 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:44,160 like, you know, airplane luggage. 265 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,160 Oh, okay. 266 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,600 Shit. Okay. She did. 267 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:55,160 But she just put them in boxes and we just taped them and OK, literally 268 00:12:55,680 --> 00:13:00,040 filled up the car and just walked around there. 269 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,760 Yeah. And then I did the whole dog thing. 270 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,600 I saw that video. 271 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:05,840 I loved it. 272 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,080 And she doesn't even pay attention. 273 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,280 Like, bitch, it's right in your face. 274 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:09,960 Like, I was like, she doesn't look up. 275 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:10,960 Look up. 276 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:13,320 Doesn't even say it. It's three feet. 277 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:16,000 And how she how she getting along with her roommate. 278 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,040 Or her roommate or dorm mate, I guess. 279 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:18,520 I don't know what that. 280 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:22,760 Yeah. Her little dorm mate has been her buddy all high school. 281 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,080 So that's right. 282 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,600 OK. At least they got where they were. 283 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,240 They able to choose their roommate? 284 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,280 Yes. You know, it's weird. 285 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:33,360 I think I mentioned it before on a previous episode, 286 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:36,960 but it was weird because the college wanted 287 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:43,880 everybody to go like a dating app or a dating website. 288 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,440 Kind of like I'm just going to. 289 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:50,080 I'm going to reference it to that because it's all roommates. 290 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:53,280 And you say, this is a picture of me. 291 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:56,120 These are my likes. These are, you know, whatever. 292 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,280 I'm into sports or whatever. 293 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:02,600 And you get to find somebody like, I think I could probably get along with that one. 294 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,880 Oh, that works out better than just like how I guess they used to do. 295 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:08,440 And just like person A and B, you guys are roommates 296 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:11,280 because if what if you guys don't jive together or whatever, you know? 297 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:13,280 Yeah, like revenge with a nerd. OK. 298 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,360 Well, that's good. 299 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:18,280 Yeah, exactly. So yeah. 300 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:19,560 But they already knew. 301 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:24,120 So they actually requested that they be roommates or dormates. 302 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,120 OK. And then they were able to choose a dorm. 303 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:31,080 And is it a coed dorm or or is it? 304 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:36,480 It is because the but the boys are on the third floor. 305 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:41,160 OK. Oh, that's one like one big building, I guess. Yeah. OK. 306 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,960 Well, good for her. I'm so happy that. 307 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,560 Damn, I can't believe she's grown. 308 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,200 I know. 309 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:52,040 So speaking of a Gen Z, I'm going to get into one topic really quick. 310 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:55,360 I guess if you don't mind your daughter is Gen Z, I would think, right? 311 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:57,040 She's 18. Yes. OK. 312 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,640 So guess what? 313 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:02,480 According to I fucking hate Fox News, but Fox News hit my news feed. 314 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:08,800 Gen Z. I give Gen Z another win over the millennials, over the Gen Xers. 315 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,520 And of course, the stupid fucking baby boomers. 316 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:14,560 According to Fox News, and I'm reading this now, 317 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:20,360 Gen Zers do not want to get married and they're bragging about not wanting to get married. 318 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:24,560 They're bragging about not wanting to have kids and they're bragging about having 319 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:28,920 their me time and their career time and that they can do whatever the fuck they want. 320 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:32,760 If they don't have a family, if they don't have to raise kids or if they don't have a husband 321 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:35,760 or I guess or a wife. And I'm like, you know what, Gen Z? 322 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:38,120 Top five. 323 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:43,200 Applaud to you guys like fuck the society, nor and fuck marriage. 324 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:46,400 Like you can't get divorced if you don't get married is my fucking motto. 325 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,520 Yeah. Yeah. Good for Gen Z. 326 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,800 Yes, exactly. There's no more Beaver Cleaver mothers out there. 327 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,800 Make your own breakfast, bitch. 328 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:01,760 Warm up your own fucking sausage McMuffin. 329 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:06,240 Right. Oh, God. 330 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,960 And I never understood you could go. 331 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:12,120 You can get married through in a drive through in Vegas. 332 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,920 But what about a divorce bid? 333 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,680 You want a divorce? 334 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,560 Drag that shit out for a year. 335 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:21,080 Yeah. Might as well stay married to the motherfucker for ten years. 336 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:24,560 You get some if he even had anything worth it. 337 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,480 And then the people who are so anti marriage for the gays. 338 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,080 And I'm like, who fucking cares? 339 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,360 Everybody deserves to be happy or miserable. 340 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:35,640 So I'm fucking get married to be happy or miserable. 341 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,880 It doesn't fucking matter. 342 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:40,960 Yeah, God damn Republicans. 343 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,560 Nobody cares. 344 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,320 Only the Republicans do. 345 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:47,120 They're like, well, this is going to fuck up the. 346 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,320 What about the NCAA brackets, bitch? 347 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,960 Oh, my gosh. 348 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,680 Yeah. Hold on. 349 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,680 Trying to. 350 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:02,960 Are you there? Yeah, I'm here. 351 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:06,200 I'm going to hold on. So I'm. 352 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,520 I was all checking the score. 353 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:08,240 But hold on. 354 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:09,120 Seven seven. Yeah. 355 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:09,400 All right. 356 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:12,960 Did you were you able to figure out how to cast to your TV while you're podcasting? 357 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:16,280 No, but I'm trying. 358 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:19,720 I know that I can have all these apps open and I can still talk. 359 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:20,880 I think. 360 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,840 Oh, do you have a TV in your bedroom? 361 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,200 Yeah, but it's a. 362 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,000 Same. So it's old. 363 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:26,760 I cannot. 364 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,800 One of those where you could stream your phone to the. 365 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,760 Oh, OK. So I guess when we get done here, 366 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,920 just try next or not try next time. 367 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:40,960 I guess like try before next week or try next week before you log into when I send you the link. 368 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:44,920 Like already have the game casted to your TV and then I'll 369 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,600 I'll text you the link and then you join. 370 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,440 I think it would work. It should work. 371 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,520 So it probably should. 372 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:54,160 I just probably need to have the phone charging because. 373 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,280 Oh, got it. 374 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,080 Yeah, I need to charge my phone as well. 375 00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:58,880 All the time. 376 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:01,680 I'm not going to lie. 377 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,200 Good goodness. 378 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:08,200 So I was going to bring up briefly 379 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,760 and I just wanted to your thoughts on this. 380 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:11,920 OK. 381 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:15,240 So I have a co-worker and 382 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:21,840 he gets upset because his wife 383 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,280 makes him like the bad cop. 384 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,720 As a parent. 385 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:27,720 OK. 386 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:33,440 She can't discipline the children and they're probably seven years old and 10. 387 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:35,640 She can't or doesn't. 388 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,600 She she's like you just wait till your dad gets. 389 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,840 Oh my god, you know what? 390 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,600 My mom was the same fucking way. 391 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:45,480 And that's why I love my mom, but I don't don't respect her as much as my dad 392 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,520 because she would always pull that line. 393 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:50,440 And it's like he tells me I don't see my kids. 394 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,600 He works 10 hour shifts. 395 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:53,800 He's like I don't see my kids. 396 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,000 So when I come home, I have to discipline him. 397 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,680 Yeah, I have to be back. 398 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:03,560 That blow and I was thinking like that blows. 399 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:04,880 It really does blow. 400 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:09,400 I've never had the opportunity to say I'm going to be the good cop. 401 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,720 And you're going to be the bad cop. 402 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,920 No, I've never had that opportunity either. 403 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000 I had to be a single mom. 404 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,680 Yeah, being a single mom. 405 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,760 So how does that relate to me? 406 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:26,200 I'm just and so my children think that I'm just like a fucking lunatic. 407 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,720 I'm the same, same, same. 408 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:32,520 So how the fuck can you complain? 409 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:38,000 You should just switch roles and say, listen, honey, why don't you work 10 410 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,960 hour shifts and then I'll be the good cop and you get a cop. 411 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,560 Or you just yell all day. 412 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:47,800 So when I come home, the kids are happy to see me with donuts and a beer. 413 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:48,480 Yeah. 414 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:54,040 Fuck. And I was just like, I never had that privilege. 415 00:19:54,720 --> 00:20:00,080 So yeah, there's one day where I'm all you little maggots. 416 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:01,240 Right. 417 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:06,920 You go in and clean your room, clean your ass, whatever. 418 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,600 And then it's so what did you tell them? 419 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:13,080 Well, I was like, you told them you're like, I've never had that opportunity. 420 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,360 No, because I didn't want to. 421 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:20,640 I didn't want to be one of those that spin the story like now it's all about me. 422 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:21,320 Right. 423 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,160 I'm trying to listen. 424 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:27,600 So it's like, OK, I said, you know what you need to do is start coming home 425 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,720 with donuts and ice creams and. 426 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,840 Just really get a room. 427 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,280 Exactly. You're a bad kid today. 428 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,920 Here's two donuts. Yeah. 429 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,240 You know what? I like that theory. 430 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,240 Try that out. 431 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,560 I'm sure you'll change your tune real fucking quick. 432 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,480 Yeah, I'm sure your wife will not like it. 433 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,600 I'm sure she'll turn into a raging fucking cunt. 434 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,440 And I'm sure he's not getting sex already. 435 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:52,200 So now he's really not going to get it. 436 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,600 So guess what? Who cares? 437 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,680 It's a win-win for him. At least the kids will like him. 438 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,520 Yeah. Yeah. At least he won't be the back cop. 439 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,320 Shit. I bet you those kids will change quick. 440 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,240 Which he has to deal with them. 441 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:05,840 We're going to be bad. 442 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,600 You pay me in donuts if you're going to be if I'm going to be bad. 443 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,080 When? 444 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,920 And then when he hears the wife say what you're going to report. 445 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,200 Reward their bad behavior. 446 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,840 Yeah, you fucking. 447 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,920 Well, I don't know. I just got home. 448 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,520 I'm so glad I'm not married. Good God. 449 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,520 I know it's a lot. 450 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,280 It's a lot of fucking nagging. 451 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,600 You know, the good thing, though, is when you're married, 452 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,640 it's just it should be in my eyes. 453 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,680 It should be chill because you're married. 454 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:39,280 You have kids. That's the one you're at. 455 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:43,040 But let's just say you go to a concert. 456 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,480 You don't give a shit if your husband's having fun or your partner. 457 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:50,160 You just know that they're coming home with you and you don't care. 458 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,480 Like, can I can I offer you my jacket? 459 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,400 Are you cold? Like, you don't give a fuck. 460 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,280 It's just like you're in that relationship. 461 00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:00,400 It's like, you know, OK, so now that we're speaking, 462 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,240 because I've never been married, I'm not going to get married. 463 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,400 I don't have you been married. 464 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,400 You never been married. 465 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,240 Oh, you have been married. 466 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,080 Yes. To who? 467 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:10,680 To Jason's dad. 468 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,040 Why don't I remember that? 469 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,120 How long were you married for? 470 00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:14,920 I hope that was an old or what happened? 471 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,200 Um, no, I don't. 472 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,080 I already know what happened. 473 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:19,400 But how long were you married for? 474 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:22,680 Um, over like six years. 475 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:27,000 Wow. But we were separated. 476 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,160 I was drunk the entire time because I don't recall that at all. 477 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,320 We were separated, but. 478 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,360 Oh, got it. OK. Yeah. 479 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,920 There was a lot of drama and he was, you know, gone a lot. 480 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:40,840 We were, but technically we were married. 481 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,360 Oh, well, that doesn't count. 482 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,520 I don't count. Yeah. 483 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,520 And I don't consider it a real marriage. 484 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,200 Like. 485 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,800 I'm going to go with this fucking shit. 486 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,560 In the courthouse of Pomona bullets. 487 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,240 Right. It don't count. 488 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,280 It didn't count. 489 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,040 Just like the one night stand last night. 490 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:02,760 Didn't count. 491 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,080 There you go. 492 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:09,120 Sting winner, winner chicken dinner. I don't remember where I was going to try 493 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,960 and go with this. Oh, well, whatever. 494 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:15,240 The thought has fleeted my short memory. 495 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:20,120 Fuck, man. 496 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:20,760 Oh, my gosh. 497 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:23,520 Is we're going to start on some rants or some rain? 498 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:24,840 Well, really quick. 499 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:28,560 I know I texted you yesterday where we're going to talk or my other topic, I guess. 500 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,800 OK, so I don't know if you're aware because you don't watch the news. 501 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,000 I don't really watch the news either. 502 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,920 But Hollywood has been on strike for like, I don't know, like two, three fucking 503 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,120 months with the writers Guild. Yeah. OK. 504 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:43,720 So yeah, the writers and the actors and actresses are on strike as well. 505 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:46,280 Right. So nobody's fucking filming new shit. 506 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:50,000 Where I'm going with this is they have or they're going to 507 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,400 rerelease Britney Spears movie Crossroads. 508 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,040 And I'm like, you know what? 509 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,760 Don't fucking care. I'm like, I love Britney Spears. 510 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:01,280 I am not going to watch that movie again because I took that from I took 511 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,560 my daughter to see that movie. It was fucking stupid. Of course. 512 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,120 Yeah. But I'm like, come on, a bullet. 513 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:10,440 What five movies would you actually go to the movie theater theater 514 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:14,400 to watch and put money into if they were to rerelease them 515 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,440 because of the writer strike? 516 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:19,240 Oh, because of the writer strike. 517 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:22,160 Now, let me piggyback off that really quick. 518 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:26,840 I'm sorry. So let me enter or interrupt you with every year, AMC, 519 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:30,720 and I'm sure other movie chains, they rerelease certain movies for, 520 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,760 like, a week that you can go see. 521 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:34,520 So that's panic. 522 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,760 But fuck that. That's not on my five. 523 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,360 I hope that's not on my five. 524 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,480 Fuck no. 525 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:45,800 Last February of 2022, they rerelease Godfather for one fucking week. 526 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:50,040 And let me fucking tell you that movie was I was one year old 527 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,040 when that movie came out. 528 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:55,920 I've seen that movie a billion times on the DVD, streaming, whatever. 529 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,920 I saw it in the movie theater and let me fucking tell you, 530 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:02,680 it's a different experience altogether, especially when the daughter 531 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:06,200 or the sister gets fucking beat with the belt by her cheating husband. 532 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,520 Yeah, I felt like I was getting beat. 533 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:12,520 And when Santino got ambushed and fucking shot up and the. 534 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:15,840 You know, the ambush after. 535 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:19,320 Yeah, I started crying for real, real tears. 536 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:22,360 I'm just like, OK, this is the way you're supposed to watch the Godfather, 537 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:26,160 not on fucking VHS, how like I did in the yeah and streaming. 538 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,480 Oh, my God, that movie. 539 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,240 I was just like, rerelease that shit. 540 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:34,040 But anyways, what five movies, I guess, if you can think of that, 541 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:39,640 you would totally go to see if they were to rerelease because of the writer's strike. 542 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,680 Oh, see. All right. 543 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:42,840 So I kind of missed it. 544 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:46,760 And I was just thinking if it's whatever you like, 545 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:51,320 yeah, if this movie came back to the big screen, I would like to see it. 546 00:25:51,320 --> 00:26:02,120 And it was more of the movies that I religiously as a child watched over and over and over and over. 547 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:08,240 And so the one was enemy mine. 548 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,600 I know I don't even know that one. 549 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:11,120 Who's in it? 550 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:12,560 Oh, my gosh, Dennis Quaid. 551 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,320 What year or how old are you when that movie came out? 552 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,160 Enemy. I'm going to have to write that down. 553 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,600 See, this is why I wanted to ask you. 554 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,520 So it's such an 80s movie. 555 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:21,760 Enemy mine. 556 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,640 Yeah, it's so I just watched it last night. 557 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:36,640 It's funny because how far we've come in the movie industry and with effects and stuff. 558 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,200 But it was it was Dennis Quaid. 559 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,640 It was about the time we're in inner space. 560 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:42,200 Oh, yeah. 561 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,280 OK, so yeah, Dennis Quaid's in there. 562 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:52,760 This black alien, he's trying to shoot him and then they crash on this planet and then the alien has a baby. 563 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,000 But it's not his. 564 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,480 It's because they're like this. 565 00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:58,360 I don't know. 566 00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,480 I'm going to have to check that out. 567 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:00,520 Oh, yeah. 568 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:06,240 I was like, if that movie would come back, I would so go see it. 569 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,440 OK, that's my first movie. 570 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:09,320 OK. 571 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:10,480 Yeah. 572 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,680 And your other four. 573 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,640 So OK, yeah, so I also. 574 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:21,960 I would love to see there's something about Mary. 575 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:28,680 Please, that was the first movie I ever saw on VHS. 576 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:35,240 I think I was like, you know, blockbuster or Hollywood video, rent the movie, went home, watched it. 577 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,280 It left my ass off. 578 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:40,480 I would love to have seen it in the big screen. 579 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,800 Because that's one of my favorite movies. 580 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,320 I never saw that in the fucking big screen either. 581 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:46,000 Huh. 582 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:50,080 Yeah, I just think big screen might be a little more. 583 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,760 Give you that experience where you. 584 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:52,320 Yeah. 585 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:53,840 I don't know. 586 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,840 Yeah, that's one of my faves. 587 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,440 And I was also thinking. 588 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,800 I would like to see blood sport. 589 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:07,440 Like, oh my God, that was when Van Damme was at his the height of his game. 590 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,960 And you know that you know that motherfucker can drink, right? 591 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:10,760 Yes. 592 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:17,200 Yes, motherfucker will show up at a bar with a gallon of water and fucking go toe to toe with anybody drinking. 593 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:21,440 And he just hydrates like he'll have a fucking shot of whiskey and then he drinks the chug. 594 00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:22,440 He's got water. 595 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:23,200 Another. 596 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,720 That's my man. 597 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,840 I, you know, I. 598 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:28,520 That was my movie. 599 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:29,520 Yes, please. 600 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,520 Oh, I forgot you were in all that or whatever. 601 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:33,120 Yes. 602 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:33,920 No wonder. 603 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,920 OK, that makes total fucking sense. 604 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,320 I was like, let me see it on the big screen again, please. 605 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,440 Yeah, please release it. 606 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,240 Please, please, please. 607 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:49,840 And then I'm going down to I would totally do one of my kid memories. 608 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,240 I would go see Labyrinth. 609 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,360 Rest in peace, David Bowie. 610 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,480 I would go and see Labyrinth. 611 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:58,960 I would see Labyrinth. 612 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:00,920 I could not. 613 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,520 Everybody is like, what is wrong with you? 614 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:03,560 I couldn't get into that movie. 615 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,360 I'm like, OK, I got to get up and take a breather. 616 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:11,840 I was just like, I used to, I used to just tell my children when they were, 617 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:16,240 you know, fresh out of the oven, I would hold them and say, gobbling king, 618 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,240 gobbling king. 619 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:20,640 Far away from me. 620 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:23,280 Question. 621 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:24,640 They remade it, I believe. 622 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,640 Did you watch the remake? 623 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:26,640 Oh, fuck no, I don't do. 624 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:27,640 I don't do all that. 625 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:28,160 OK. 626 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,440 Because I'm like, I'm sure it fucking sucked ass. 627 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,920 Either the original or the original. 628 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:36,400 And I think my fifth. 629 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,400 Movie. 630 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,000 Please, please, please. 631 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000 Let me see Katzai. 632 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,200 Let me get some Stephen King up in here. 633 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:43,200 Yes. 634 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,200 Katzai. 635 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,200 I want to see that. 636 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,200 OK, because the shining was one of mine. 637 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,200 That's my favorite. 638 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,200 Yeah, just put that. 639 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,200 Do you remember Katzai from Stephen King? 640 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,200 No. 641 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,200 It had like four different. 642 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,200 It was like four little mini movies that kind of. 643 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,200 But he called it Katzai. 644 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:05,200 And the and the husband wanted to stop smoking or his stop smoking. 645 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,200 And they were getting electrocuted. 646 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,200 And I don't remember that. 647 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,200 I'm going to check that. 648 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,200 I'm writing this down because I need to check that out again. 649 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,200 Bad and enemy. 650 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,200 Mine. 651 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,200 Yeah. 652 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,200 Freakin awesome. 653 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:21,200 Like, please, I would totally run to the movie theater. 654 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,200 If I knew any of those. 655 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,200 That was her plane. 656 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,200 OK. 657 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,200 Sweet. 658 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,200 OK, so my favorite movie. 659 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,200 Sweet. 660 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,200 OK, so my five then. 661 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:34,200 Obviously, now that you were talking about Stephen King, the shining. 662 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,200 Yeah. 663 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,200 Those twins freak me out. 664 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:42,200 And then when Shelley is that Shelley Devon when she's in the fucking bathtub and she's 665 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:43,200 always. 666 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,200 Is she the one that's all cut up? 667 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:46,200 Yes. 668 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:49,200 Yeah, that fucking freaked me out and just fucking going. 669 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,200 We can run about it. 670 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,200 Yeah, the red rum. 671 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:57,200 So Stephen, I'm sorry, Stephen King's the shiny is my first one then since that. 672 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,200 I would be there to. 673 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:03,200 And since I already saw the Godfather, I can't put that on my list anymore. 674 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,200 Thank God, because they re-released it last year. 675 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,200 Um, good fellas. 676 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,200 Oh, yeah. 677 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,200 Good fellas and casino. 678 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,200 And then I have to go girly on one of them, right? 679 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:17,200 So how to marry a millionaire with, um, Maryland, Maryland Manson. 680 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:21,200 I was like, I fucking rock that shit. 681 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,200 I believe it's Lauren Bacall. 682 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:23,200 I like that movie. 683 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:29,200 And then my fifth one would be, oh, any of the, I guess, clerks too. 684 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,200 Love that. 685 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:35,200 Everybody's just like, what, there's a lot of people that get mad when you say you 686 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,200 like, and have you seen clerks three? 687 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:43,200 I've not seen clerks three, but I, I, oh my God, I've seen clerks three and, um, 688 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:47,200 oh my God, I cried like, I don't know how long the movie is. 689 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:51,200 Like maybe it's a, it's under two hours, like maybe 90 minutes, but like 15, 690 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:55,200 20 minutes in, I start crying and I cried the entire fucking time. 691 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,200 Are you serious? 692 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,200 Oh my God. 693 00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:02,200 Everybody was just like, uh, I talked to my good friend, um, oh Jay, right? 694 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:06,200 Because me and him are Jay and Jay from instead of silent Bob and Jay or something. 695 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,200 Yeah. 696 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,200 We're, we're both the Jay. 697 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,200 So we call each other Jay. 698 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,200 And he's like, was it good? 699 00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,200 I'm like, dude, I fucking cried the entire fucking movie. 700 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,200 Like after 15, he's like, what the fuck? 701 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:19,200 And I'm like, I don't even fucking cry a lot, but I fucking had a lot to release 702 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:22,200 because of all the deaths and everything in 2021. 703 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:26,200 I'm like, if you feel like crying, I'm like, I don't even know if I can watch this movie 704 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,200 again, cause I'm going to cry all over again. 705 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:32,200 The people who have watched the movie, Pomona bullets, they all cried too. 706 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,200 They're like, I wasn't expecting to cry. 707 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:36,200 I'm like this, I'm like, this movie came full fucking circle. 708 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,200 So it clerks three. 709 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,200 Yeah. 710 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,200 And it was only in theaters for like two weeks. 711 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:47,200 And the only reason why I found out about it was because, um, M's best friend, like 712 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,200 posted on her Instagram story. 713 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:51,200 She's like, and the movie theater, she's like, clerks three is out for like a week 714 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,200 or the last week. 715 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,200 And I'm just like, why the fuck didn't I know about this? 716 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:56,200 Yeah. 717 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,200 She cried too. 718 00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:01,200 She's like, there was five people in the theater, um, Medusa and all five of us, 719 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,200 you could hear a sobbing out loud. 720 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:06,200 And I'm just like, fuck man, I was not expecting that. 721 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,200 Yeah. 722 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,200 So, um, if you do, 723 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,200 What's a good cleanse? 724 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,200 I need that. 725 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,200 Yeah. 726 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:15,200 So, uh, if you need a good cleanse, I would recommend clerks three and the dialogue 727 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,200 is the dialogue is strong. 728 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,200 It's good. 729 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:23,200 And it has its funny parts or points or whatever, but, um, yeah. 730 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,200 So that's my five. 731 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:26,200 Nice. 732 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:29,200 And your charges are up 1410. 733 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:30,200 I know. 734 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:31,200 I just saw that. 735 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,200 I'm like, I'm paying attention. 736 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,200 Okay. 737 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,200 Let's go, let's go back to happy times. 738 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,200 Okay. 739 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,200 Yes. 740 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,200 All right. 741 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,200 So what's going on, I guess with you other than that. 742 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,200 Um, so. 743 00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:46,200 Well, like. 744 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,200 Well, I don't know. 745 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,200 I've been doing it for a long time. 746 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,200 I've been doing it for a long time. 747 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:52,200 If I. 748 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:55,200 Mention what I'm, it's going to be, it's going into my ranch. 749 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,200 Okay. That's fine. 750 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,200 Okay. 751 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,200 We'll segue into ranch them. 752 00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,200 Okay. Let's just do it. 753 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,200 Um, 754 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:01,200 Because. 755 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:06,200 I have to breathe on this one. 756 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,200 It's, I don't, I didn't understand. 757 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:09,200 How bad. 758 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,200 Uh, it irritates. 759 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,200 And gets me. 760 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:16,200 I'm like, I'm like, this is the best thing I've ever done. 761 00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:17,200 I've ever done. 762 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,200 I've ever done this cycle back. 763 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,200 Right. 764 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,200 I don't know. So my rant is. 765 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,200 I can't. 766 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:27,200 I've come to the conclusion that I cannot stand. 767 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:30,200 To be around people who state the obvious. 768 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,200 Um, 769 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,200 Give me an example. 770 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:34,200 Example. 771 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,200 Number one. 772 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,200 I'm coming into the grocery store. 773 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:41,200 It's fucking pouring rain. 774 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,200 So I'm like, I'm going to get my car. 775 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,200 I'm going to get my car. 776 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:45,200 I'm going to get my car. 777 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,200 And somebody comes in behind me. 778 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:50,200 That's why it's raining. 779 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,200 Yeah. 780 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,200 Okay. 781 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,200 Yeah. 782 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:54,200 Or. 783 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,200 And I know they're trying to be nice, but it's like, 784 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:59,200 Can you just stop stating the obvious. 785 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:02,200 To stop when it's hot outside. 786 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,200 Everybody doesn't. 787 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,200 Have a C. 788 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,200 Where I live. 789 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:09,200 I do. 790 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,200 I'm like, I'm going to get my car. 791 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,200 I'm going to get my car. 792 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,200 I'm going to get my car. 793 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,200 But you know, 794 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,200 You know, 795 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,200 better. 796 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,200 People are just like, 797 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,200 What are you doing? 798 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,200 Because it's so hot outside. 799 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,200 Well, I'm not outside. 800 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,200 And that's obvious. 801 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,200 It's fucking 100 degrees outside. 802 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,200 You know, 803 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:28,200 the state, the obvious. 804 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,200 Or they say, 805 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,200 Oh my gosh. 806 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:31,200 Does that hurt? 807 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,200 There's a pimple. 808 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,200 Of course it fucking hurts. 809 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:37,200 It looks like a fucking third head on my face. 810 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,200 It's like, 811 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,200 This is the point where you're like, 812 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,200 I don't know how to get my car out. 813 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:44,200 I don't know how to get it out. 814 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,200 And I go, 815 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,200 I'm like, 816 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,200 Oh, 817 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,200 Just throw a punch to your, 818 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,200 And you, 819 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,200 Yeah. 820 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:51,200 Yeah. 821 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,200 Exactly. 822 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,200 Not. 823 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,200 Oh, everybody be careful. 824 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,200 It's snowing outside. 825 00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,200 Be careful driving because it's, 826 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,200 it's stopped staying the obvious. 827 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,200 I don't know. 828 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,200 It's just, I get really grumpy. 829 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:03,200 Like why. 830 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,200 Who are these people? 831 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,200 Who just keep stating the obvious. 832 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,760 I bring my own water to work. 833 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:10,160 I don't fucking use the sparklets or the arrowhead, 834 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:11,520 whatever the fuck we have. 835 00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:15,080 I bring my own alkaline water that I filtrate at home, 836 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,360 blah, blah, blah. 837 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,120 We ran out of water for the last week 838 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:19,680 because we didn't pay our bill, I guess. 839 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:20,520 I don't know. 840 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:21,360 I don't give a fuck. 841 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:22,720 I bring my water. 842 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:25,960 So by day four, all the linemen come in. 843 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,600 They're like, oh, there's no water? 844 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:29,440 And I just look at them. 845 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:30,920 I have my giant headphones on. 846 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,800 And I just go like, you know, 847 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,520 you put your, you shrug your shoulders on them. 848 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,080 You shrug your shoulders on them. 849 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,800 Yeah, I don't know what to fucking tell you, bro. 850 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,320 I don't fucking pay the bills here. 851 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,640 I show up and I get paid. 852 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:44,040 So as long as my paycheck doesn't bounce 853 00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:47,160 or direct deposit, I'm good. 854 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,680 So they're all complaining. 855 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,800 And I was just like, I don't know what to tell you. 856 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,680 I really don't know what to tell you. 857 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,160 Yeah, bring your own fucking water. 858 00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:58,600 Drink your coffee at home. 859 00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,320 I don't know, because they're like, we can't make coffee. 860 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:03,160 I'm like, well, this is day three of no water maybe. 861 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,080 And I don't say anything but in my head 862 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,800 because that was starting a conversation. 863 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,960 And I don't fucking fucking say shit. 864 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,840 And I'm just like, well, we're on day three 865 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:12,800 of no water here. 866 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,480 So perhaps maybe you should stop on the way in 867 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:18,080 to get your coffee if you can't make it at home, bitch. 868 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,200 Like, I don't know what you want me to do. 869 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,680 I get the same at work. 870 00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:28,320 All the guys in the night crew that clock out 871 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,080 when I'm clocking in. 872 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:35,080 So they work, midnight to seven, eight, whatever. 873 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,160 And they go to the refrigerator. 874 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:39,600 They're like, there's no water. 875 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:42,840 Thank you, Captain Obvious. 876 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,840 Like, no, there's not. 877 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,040 Where's the fucking water? 878 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:48,560 Do you see water? 879 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,520 There's no fucking water. 880 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:53,120 I don't know. 881 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:56,600 Go get a fucking bottle or case of fucking water. 882 00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:00,120 Or go to aisle 11 and get the fucking hose and hook it up 883 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,720 to the fucking faucet, bitch. 884 00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:05,040 And fucking go to town. 885 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,360 Or this one guy, I put water in there 886 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:11,360 because my boss tells me you can grab the cases 887 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,000 of the bottled waters. 888 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,120 And I have to scan it with my phone so it goes. 889 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,160 Right, right, right, right. 890 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:18,440 Store, whatever. 891 00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,680 And I put it before the employer, whatever. 892 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:25,040 And I just put a case of fucking water bottles 893 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:30,040 in the little mini and these people come open up the fridge 894 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:31,920 to grab one of their like, 895 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:35,120 were these just put in? 896 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,720 Is it fucking warm? 897 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:37,920 Then yeah, yeah. 898 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,160 No, no, no, they've been in there for a week. 899 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:41,600 Yeah, you know what? 900 00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,760 Next time, don't even just like leave them outside 901 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,880 so that you don't have to deal with that shit. 902 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,560 It's like, are you fucking don't I hate? 903 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,200 Yeah, Captain Obvious. 904 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,520 Like, I will fucking punch you in the throat. 905 00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:53,840 Like, I cannot. 906 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,720 I don't know, maybe I'm just being a grump. 907 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:58,880 No, you're not being a grump. 908 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,760 And so this is not my rant either, 909 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,720 but last week was a fucking week at work. 910 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:06,720 Our fucking printer is fucking retarded, right? 911 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:08,560 So I think it was by Wednesday, 912 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,040 I'm fucking so fucking pissed out. 913 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,840 Like just fuck, my thing is this, 914 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:16,520 everybody know this is how I'm like print comma bitch period. 915 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,960 So I'm like print bitch. 916 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,480 And this thing does not fucking print 917 00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,320 the way it's supposed to print. 918 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,240 No, maybe half the time. 919 00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:25,840 So it's a fucking coin toss. 920 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,840 So I get so fucking pissed and they're like, 921 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:29,920 yeah fucking Sergio, Sergio's like, 922 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:33,040 yo, yo, yo, why are you getting mad? 923 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,240 It's a fucking machine. 924 00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:36,080 It can't fucking fix itself. 925 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,520 Like just chill. 926 00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,560 And then fucking aging the general manager, 927 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:43,400 he's like, yo Medusa, he's like, get Medusa a bat. 928 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,920 Like she's gonna beat this thing up so it no longer works. 929 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,720 And I'm like, I'm not gonna get a bat. 930 00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:50,920 I'm gonna go home with, I'm gonna come back with my 1911. 931 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,600 I'm gonna fucking light it up. 932 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,600 And when I light it up, 933 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,160 now it's permanently broken. 934 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,800 We can get a new fucking printer. 935 00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:03,320 I tried to get a new printer. 936 00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,080 Because I had to scan each page. 937 00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:11,280 God forbid I need to put three pages and scan them. 938 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:12,520 It doesn't go through the feeder. 939 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,040 They get stuck and it's like. 940 00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,000 And then I have to open that shit up. 941 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,720 And I'm like, fuck this shit. 942 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:21,120 God damn it. 943 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:24,600 The fucking my work you would give me the tools I need to succeed. 944 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:25,400 Exactly. 945 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:25,760 Right. 946 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,520 So like one of the fucking project managers, 947 00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:31,120 because so your printer sounds like mine. 948 00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:32,920 It's an MFD, a multifunction device. 949 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,800 So like you feed every time with my fucking. 950 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,640 When I scan the shit, I have the time it scans. 951 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,320 And then like, if you have like the smaller pieces of paper, 952 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,760 you can't fucking like it doesn't go into the auto feeder. 953 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,360 So you have to put it on the glass, right? 954 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:49,400 So I always do that last because if you do it first 955 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:52,920 and then you try to scan like the regular size pieces of paper. 956 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:53,480 Yes. 957 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:57,480 The the arrow will come up saying like you didn't remove. 958 00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,960 You didn't remove the piece of paper from the glass. 959 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:00,920 So fucking work. 960 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,400 He's like, what the fuck? 961 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,000 He's like, I already fucking removed it. 962 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,200 And I'm like, dude, just turn it off and turn it back on. 963 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:07,040 He's like the printer. 964 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,960 I'm like, yeah, I'm like, it's going to take five minutes 965 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:09,400 to boot up. 966 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,960 But other than that, you're going to keep 967 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,200 getting that stupid fucking error because this printer is 968 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,920 fucking lame. 969 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:16,640 Yes. 970 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:20,520 Can we not have can we get some? 971 00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:23,360 Shit, man. 972 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,680 I'll take dot matrix any fucking day. 973 00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:28,880 And that's in dot matrix 1980. 974 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,480 Let's go, bitch. 975 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,760 Let's do this. 976 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,040 OK, so my rent. 977 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:35,080 Are you done with rent? 978 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,400 I'm sorry. I'm done with my rent. 979 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,920 Yeah. My blood pressure is scorching now that you brought up. 980 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,920 You just fucking brought work back up. 981 00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:44,880 I'm like, oh. 982 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:46,040 And I love my job. 983 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:47,600 My job is a little. 984 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:48,440 I love my job. 985 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,320 Last week was not a cakewalk for me. 986 00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:51,920 And I'm just like, dude, I'm fucking tired. 987 00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:53,840 Like leave me the fuck alone. 988 00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,120 So my rent is this. 989 00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:01,880 Now I'm sure, well, you know, but if whoever's listening, 990 00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:07,480 our podcast now is available on several streaming podcast 991 00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:08,880 platforms. Yay. 992 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,240 It's finally available. 993 00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:13,920 However, apples, apples, Apple iTunes. 994 00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:17,360 I had the hardest time trying to figure out how to get it 995 00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:18,640 uploaded on Apple, right? 996 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,360 So I finally figure it out. 997 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:23,200 And why does iTunes want my credit card information? 998 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,720 Yeah. So I'm like, you know what? 999 00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:27,640 Fuck you, Apple. 1000 00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,320 I don't need to give you my credit card information 1001 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,120 just so I can upload our podcast. 1002 00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,360 So you got Apple can go get fucked. 1003 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,120 It's available on all the other platforms. 1004 00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:38,920 They're going to want you to push that. 1005 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,880 I agree to continue. 1006 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:41,880 But you read that. 1007 00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:45,240 And then they're going to say, yeah, we're going to charge you 1008 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:46,800 a hundred bucks. 1009 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:51,000 I was just like, fuck you, whoever the new Steve Jobs is. 1010 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,200 I don't need to do that. 1011 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,280 And I don't purchase anything from iTunes. 1012 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,560 And I'm a Spotify girl, even though I have an iPhone. 1013 00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:58,600 I'm still Spotify. 1014 00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,320 So go get fucked, Apple. 1015 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,600 That's my rent. 1016 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,360 Yeah. 1017 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:07,680 Sorry. Love it. 1018 00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:09,480 Love it. 1019 00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,920 Did you undo trash and cash things? 1020 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:12,920 I did. 1021 00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:13,840 Sweet. 1022 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:15,920 And all right, you go first and then I'll do mine. 1023 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,880 Well, I don't think I'm going to do my first swank 1024 00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,120 because I have the answer. 1025 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:24,880 But no, wow, I was going to say. 1026 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:27,280 I phone. 1027 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,320 OK, so let's just be clear. 1028 00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:33,320 We're going to just I'm just we give two. 1029 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,440 Two things, whether you like them both, 1030 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,240 you have to trash one. 1031 00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:42,760 OK, whether you hate them both, you have to cash one. 1032 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,760 Just saying. 1033 00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:48,920 So I was going to say iPhone or Samsung. 1034 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:53,200 OK, well, it depends on what you need to use it for. 1035 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:58,440 So can I give options or it's just all across the board? 1036 00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:01,840 Hey, what if you were going to be on a deserted island 1037 00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:06,240 and and you could have an iPhone or a Samsung? 1038 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:08,280 OK, does that's the island? 1039 00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:11,960 Yeah, deserted island cash money all day long for iPhone. 1040 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:16,000 And then trash for Android. 1041 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,560 Oh, yeah. 1042 00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:19,920 And you know what? I I agree. 1043 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:23,480 I never had an Android, Samsung, Google phone. 1044 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:29,480 I've always had iPhones, but just what it allows you to do with. 1045 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:31,080 Exactly. 1046 00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:35,440 It's kind of like I guess I would have to cash money. 1047 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,960 Yeah, no, the functionality of the iPhone sucks. 1048 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:43,200 Like you can't close out all your apps at once for starters. 1049 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,920 That pisses me the fuck off. 1050 00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,760 Yeah, you gotta swipe up Android. 1051 00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,360 You can press the button and you can close out all apps 1052 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:53,840 and everything is like off your fucking phone and you can start over. 1053 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:55,400 Let's start there. OK. 1054 00:44:56,440 --> 00:45:00,360 But when it comes to, I guess, sharing files or videos. 1055 00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:03,080 And then if you're collaborating with somebody like me and you 1056 00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:06,160 or with the photographers I work with and then my writing, 1057 00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:08,640 it's easier on iPhone with the files. 1058 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,000 The file transfer, the airdrop, whatever the fuck. 1059 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,360 Yes. Yeah. 1060 00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:13,120 All of that. 1061 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:16,120 So that the functionality sucks on an iPhone, 1062 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:19,800 but the features is the real winner. 1063 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,200 Yes. OK. 1064 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,440 So what do you got? 1065 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:26,480 Oh, do you have more traffic? Oh, yeah, I have more. 1066 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,080 OK. Oh, OK. 1067 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:31,800 We want to go back and forth or you want to go back and forth. 1068 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:35,040 OK, so do you know what a Steno notepad is? 1069 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,120 Yes. OK. So like, you know, it flips up. 1070 00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:39,720 Yes. OK. 1071 00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:43,640 So notepad, the standard college notepad, 1072 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:46,880 which is eight and a half by 11 or Steno notepad, 1073 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:49,880 which your trash and cash? 1074 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:54,120 I would say, oh, geez, 1075 00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,480 the eight and a half by 11 is going to be my cash. 1076 00:45:58,440 --> 00:45:59,920 OK. I. 1077 00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:03,160 I know what it is. I don't use it. 1078 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:06,280 I know my daughter does. Right. 1079 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:10,120 So just kind of going off of that, 1080 00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:13,120 I'm going to cash that one and trash the other. 1081 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:14,400 What about the Steno? 1082 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,920 Oh, I'm a Steno notepad girl all day long. 1083 00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,520 I fucking carry. 1084 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:21,800 I have a subscription with Amazon. 1085 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,040 It's an eight pack. You get an eight pack and I don't. 1086 00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,800 I get the. Oh, so I'll piggyback off of this. 1087 00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:31,160 OK, so your cash money is the standard notepad. 1088 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,520 Your trash is Steno. I'm the opposite. 1089 00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,520 Or I don't I don't even know if I'm pronouncing it correctly. 1090 00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,280 Maybe it's Steno notepad, S T E N O. 1091 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,440 Steno notepad. That's my cash money all day long. 1092 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,840 I carry those with me everywhere, including in my handbag. 1093 00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,080 Yeah. And then I have them everywhere, 1094 00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,520 but the notepads are trash to me. 1095 00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:55,240 But OK, so piggybacking or ducktailing off of that. 1096 00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:58,920 Are you college college ruled or wide ruled 1097 00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:01,840 when it comes to the lines? 1098 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:02,920 Do you know what I'm talking about? 1099 00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:08,560 My my penmanship tends to be a little bit big. 1100 00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,480 So I do like college. 1101 00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,080 Wide ruled, wide ruled. 1102 00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:18,280 Well, like, yeah, but as an adult now, 1103 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,520 I use college because there's more lines and I just kind of skip. 1104 00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:23,960 Couple lines. OK, got it. 1105 00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:30,760 Yeah, so I would have to say cash for college and cash for why I'm glad 1106 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,720 we agree on college ruled. OK. 1107 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,800 College ruled all day for me. 1108 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,880 OK, I have that little Asian little writing. 1109 00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:40,000 That's so pretty, you know. 1110 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:46,040 OK, so I have so many. 1111 00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,120 OK, so I'm going to go. 1112 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,760 To this one. OK. 1113 00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:54,800 OK, it's guns and roses of red hot chili peppers. 1114 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,560 Now, listen, oh, dear God, those are two different things, 1115 00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:59,480 but red hot chili peppers all day long. 1116 00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,120 Thank you. And roses. 1117 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,160 Boom. OK, you had to be. 1118 00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:05,360 Yeah, I do like guns and roses. 1119 00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,320 I do not like guns and roses. 1120 00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,240 They are fucking gay. 1121 00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:10,400 Well, I need to bleep that out. 1122 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,440 Is somebody angry that I said they're fucking gay? 1123 00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:16,600 No, that just means, well, if anybody follows us, 1124 00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:22,360 if this is their first episode they're listening to, just please just please 1125 00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:26,440 bring it up, refrain from it because we love everybody. 1126 00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:28,240 But I don't. 1127 00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:29,800 I mean, people. 1128 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,960 Yeah, we just hate people. 1129 00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:33,560 OK, all right. 1130 00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:37,160 I was just saying if I was going to be on an island stuck and someone said 1131 00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:43,840 you could only listen to all the albums of this person or that person or band, band. 1132 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:47,280 I'm going for red hot chili peppers. 1133 00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,840 Anthony Kitas. Yes. 1134 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:53,840 I never like everybody always wanted to fuck him or I guess any of the band. 1135 00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,360 I didn't think any of them were hot. 1136 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,040 I was just like, I don't want to fuck any of them. 1137 00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:58,400 I just like their music. 1138 00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:02,120 Is that what you didn't like Anthony Kitas under the bridge downtown? 1139 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:03,440 His hair was long. 1140 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,040 And no, he was. 1141 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:07,520 That's no, that's not kind of look like heroin out. 1142 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,760 Yeah, no, that's just not my fucking type at all. 1143 00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:14,320 His music, their music all day long. 1144 00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:16,680 Just no, yeah, not my type. 1145 00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:18,560 Yeah, it's really hard to say. 1146 00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:19,840 OK, go ahead. 1147 00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:21,720 So speaking of you did ban. 1148 00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:25,560 So I actually did TV because like old school TV, I can watch all day long. 1149 00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:28,040 OK, so cheers are Seinfeld. 1150 00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:31,080 Oh, cheers is my cash. 1151 00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:32,040 I do. 1152 00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:33,040 I know. 1153 00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,280 But I have to choose. 1154 00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:39,000 Cheers. I have to give the cash to cheer. 1155 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,120 That's right, because me and you like to sit up bars and do our thing. 1156 00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:45,520 And I was just like, she would choose cheers just like I would. 1157 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,520 I do love some Seinfeld. 1158 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:50,440 I do too. 1159 00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:55,480 But like I can't watch that on a loop the way I can watch cheers on a loop. 1160 00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,960 Yeah, for sure. OK. 1161 00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:03,920 So I'm going to say, OK, so this is going to be it's kind of a little bit 1162 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,160 of a complex, not too bad. 1163 00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:08,800 But you know, when you buy, well, 1164 00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:15,440 you can buy an album or download an album of whatever. 1165 00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:19,280 You know how sometimes they have live versions. 1166 00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:20,760 You're not at the concert. 1167 00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:21,760 OK, right. 1168 00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,280 But they have a live version. 1169 00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,400 Do you what is cash? 1170 00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:26,400 What is trash? 1171 00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:30,920 The studio recorded version or the live version? 1172 00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:32,880 It depends on the artist. 1173 00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:34,440 Is that allowed? 1174 00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:39,360 Like Marilyn Manson's last tour on earth, fucking phenomenal phenomenon. 1175 00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,160 Yeah, fucking phenomenal. 1176 00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:46,840 It felt like I was at the concert and then like there's stuff like I think 1177 00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:52,280 I listen to like Korn's there was a album of Korn's that's live. 1178 00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:55,040 And I was just like, that's because I've seen Korn live. 1179 00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,640 And I'm just like, no, this fucking CD sucks. 1180 00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:58,640 Yeah. 1181 00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:00,280 But when you get that song, 1182 00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:04,680 it sucks, yeah, but when you get that CD and it's a live version, 1183 00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:09,040 you know, you're not at the concert because don't get me wrong. 1184 00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:11,520 Live music wins at all. 1185 00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:18,000 But yes. But would you prefer when you like a song from an artist? 1186 00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:21,800 Oh, God, the studio version or that one live version that they say, 1187 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:23,800 oh, you get the live version? 1188 00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:26,480 I would say studio just because. 1189 00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:28,760 I don't know. 1190 00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:31,800 Even know why I would say studio, but it's just better without everybody 1191 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:35,400 carrying in the back or singing the lyrics. 1192 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:36,880 I'm like, you know what? 1193 00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,800 I was just like, I want to hear the artist. 1194 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,600 I actually want to hear the the instruments and the artists. 1195 00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:44,480 I don't want to hear everybody singing along with this bullshit. 1196 00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,120 Yeah. Yeah. 1197 00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:49,840 And it's like, especially if it was at a concert that I was an apple. 1198 00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:51,200 I don't know. 1199 00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,280 That's not a bonus for me. 1200 00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,040 So that's trash. 1201 00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:57,440 I'll pick the studio version. 1202 00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:59,720 OK, I'm glad we agree on that. 1203 00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:01,920 Now. All right. 1204 00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:05,160 Cheezus, White Cheddar or Tabasco? 1205 00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:08,600 Hmm. Never had it. 1206 00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:11,240 Oh, my. Exactly. 1207 00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:15,520 That's where I'm going with this, because I might want to have White Cheddar. 1208 00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:19,640 And I'm like, you guys need everybody's always has been addicted to White Cheddar 1209 00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:22,760 Cheezus. And I'm like, if you like hot, spicy food or Tabasco, 1210 00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:25,200 like you got to get the Tabasco or the hot Cheezus. 1211 00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:26,240 It's with the Tabasco. 1212 00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:29,000 Oh, my God, that shit is heaven. 1213 00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:31,240 So you need to check that out. 1214 00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:35,320 So I guess my cash money would be Tabasco. 1215 00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:36,880 Cheezus. 1216 00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:39,920 Yeah. Well, I fuck the White Cheddar, so I'm a rat. 1217 00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:41,960 I haven't even tried that. 1218 00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:44,360 Tabasco ones never knew it was on the market. 1219 00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:46,160 I'm going to cash that. 1220 00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:47,320 I'm going to put my money on that. 1221 00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:47,840 Well, you know what? 1222 00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:51,600 It's been like 10 years since I've had them, but I'm sure they're still available. 1223 00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:55,720 So I'll look it up on Amazon. 1224 00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:00,880 I got the fucking TV on mute and they just showed a Chili's commercial. 1225 00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:03,320 I'm like, I really want the fajitas. Yeah. 1226 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:04,720 I know it always looks so good. 1227 00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:07,320 That looks so fucking good. 1228 00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:09,440 All right. 1229 00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:11,200 Do you have any more? Yeah. 1230 00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:14,840 OK, so we may, like I said, we may hate both. 1231 00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:17,280 We may love both, but we're going to cash or trash. 1232 00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:23,080 Fake lashes or Botox lips. Oh, God, trash for both. 1233 00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:24,480 I know. 1234 00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:25,600 And that's so funny. 1235 00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:26,240 That's so funny. 1236 00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:29,280 You want that way because are you doing trash for both too? 1237 00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:31,840 I don't like neither. 1238 00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:37,960 But if you had to, if you have to give one the cash, I guess fake eyelashes. 1239 00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:40,080 But have you ever had fake eyelashes on before? 1240 00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:41,720 No, I will. 1241 00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:46,920 Maybe when I was in high school and I went to prom, I put the little girl. 1242 00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:49,000 Why do they feel so heavy on my eyelids? 1243 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:52,240 I wore it once they were so heavy and I'm like, I'm so sleepy. 1244 00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:56,200 Like my little itching eyes can't take this. 1245 00:53:56,200 --> 00:54:00,760 I'm like, I don't know how these bitches fucking can wear fake eyelashes all day long. 1246 00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:03,600 I'm like that would just make my eyelids like I just want to go to sleep. 1247 00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:06,560 The one time I had them on, I'm like, these I'm never doing this again. 1248 00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:12,840 You know, sometimes when I go to sleep after a night at the bar or night out, 1249 00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:16,560 I have my makeup on and there's times 1250 00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:22,080 I typically I typically wash my face and whatever, go to bed. 1251 00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:24,000 I don't want makeup on my pillows, whatever. 1252 00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:27,720 Right. But there's times when I'm just like, I can't believe I made it to my fucking bed. 1253 00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:28,720 And I. 1254 00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:36,360 And I wake up and my fucking hands are so black because I. 1255 00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:38,400 He rubbed my eyes. 1256 00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,400 I don't fucking know. 1257 00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:47,200 I look like a goddamn raccoon and my fucking you know, 1258 00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:48,400 it's hilarious now. 1259 00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:52,560 I'm like, I don't wear eyeliner that much anymore because I work from six to two 1260 00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:55,080 thirty, so I don't even put makeup on when I go to work. 1261 00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,200 I look like I'm fucking half asleep. 1262 00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:00,960 But like on the weekends or if I go out like now, I just put my eyeliner on 1263 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:04,880 and I fucking hate scrubbing the mascara off because mascara is a pain in the ass. 1264 00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:06,000 Yes. 1265 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,080 Half the time, I don't even have mascara on unless I know I'm going to be taking 1266 00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:11,280 pictures, I guess, or I'm going to be out with everybody. 1267 00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:12,600 And that's fucking rare. 1268 00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,480 But if I'm just going to go to hang out at your house or like when me and Tina 1269 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:17,360 went for a slumber party, I just put eyeliner on. 1270 00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:21,440 I'm like, I am not putting mascara on and wait for fucking raccoon eyes. 1271 00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:24,520 And I'm still and still have mascara on my fucking eyelashes. 1272 00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:26,120 Fuck, man. 1273 00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:27,720 Fuck that. 1274 00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:29,720 Yeah. 1275 00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:32,840 And I have little hair lips. 1276 00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:33,760 That's fine. 1277 00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:34,920 But I don't. 1278 00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:35,360 I don't. 1279 00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:38,640 Yeah, I'm going to trash the fucking Botox lips. 1280 00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:39,280 Right. 1281 00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:41,280 Right out of here. 1282 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:42,760 OK, so. 1283 00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:46,120 So now you said like how we would probably trash both. 1284 00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:50,880 So here's my my last one is jumpsuits or rompers. 1285 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:54,600 I like rompers. 1286 00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:59,000 I'm going to I but because I own a couple. 1287 00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:01,120 OK, jumpsuits. 1288 00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:03,960 That's fine. Yes, I'm just curious for sure. 1289 00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:09,960 OK, if I'm going to have to like hazmat shit, I want to fucking. 1290 00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:18,040 OK, I have to trash both and I tell my reasoning is this, 1291 00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:21,000 I've had a jumpsuit or I guess a romper before one of the two 1292 00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:23,520 and I went drinking. 1293 00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:24,920 So let me fucking tell you this. 1294 00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:28,280 When you fucking drink like 12 to 15 fucking bears 1295 00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:31,160 and you're just fucking going balls deep with fucking beer, 1296 00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:34,600 you have to go to the bathroom and let me fucking tell you, 1297 00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:37,800 it's a pain in the ass to fucking unbutton the fucking buttons. 1298 00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:41,240 So ever since then, I'm like, jumpsuits and rompers fucking suck. 1299 00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:42,840 They're both fucking trash. 1300 00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:46,080 Yes, they're not user friendly when you need to use the bathroom, 1301 00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:48,320 whether you've been drinking all day or not. 1302 00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:52,000 Gosh, I'm going to fucking legit say this. 1303 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:56,720 I had a little romper that I got from Old Navy. 1304 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,920 And it was it was short. 1305 00:56:58,920 --> 00:56:59,920 So. 1306 00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:02,960 You have to put that on like. 1307 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,480 And over. 1308 00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:08,440 So it's if you have to go to the bathroom, 1309 00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:09,200 guess what you have to do? 1310 00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:13,120 Take out your arms and yes, it's a pain in the ass. 1311 00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:17,040 Yeah. And I was like, you really have to fucking pee or right. 1312 00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:19,480 I saw the dump in the fucking shit. 1313 00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:22,960 It's the side. I was like, I can never wear this shit again. 1314 00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:25,880 Ever again. It looks. 1315 00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:30,240 And ladies, if you have a Fupa fat upper pussy area, 1316 00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:31,840 do not wear either. 1317 00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:33,880 It is not flattering at all. 1318 00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:36,040 I don't care what you think. 1319 00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:37,680 Don't wear them. 1320 00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:38,680 Don't. 1321 00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:41,080 We don't see that shit. 1322 00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:42,080 We don't. 1323 00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:43,240 Nobody wants to do that. 1324 00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:44,480 It's not even just us. 1325 00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:45,480 Nobody does. 1326 00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:54,640 OK, well, I guess we can wrap things up unless you got other stuff on your 1327 00:57:54,640 --> 00:58:00,080 docket. No, no, I think pretty much covered at all. 1328 00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:06,480 All right, guys, well, we see you next week then. 1329 00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:08,080 Yes, we will. 1330 00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:09,640 All right. 1331 00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:10,640 Bye. 1332 00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:26,640 Bye.