What up? I am Baroque Medusa and welcome to my podcast Top Shelf Hygienics. For my debut
episode I will be catching up with my long time bestie of almost 15 years, Pomona Bullets,
who is from Pomona, California and she is a painter. So without further ado, let's do
this bitch. Pomona Bullets. Hello. What up everybody and everybody who is joining our
very first podcast, it is Baroque Medusa and Pomona Bullets for Top Shelf Hygienics. What?
All right. So just a backstory really quick. I am here in California. Pomona Bullets used
to live in was born and raised in Pomona. That is why I call her Pomona Bullets. She
no longer lives in California. What is the gas price in Oregon? We are talking about
$4.80. Oh, for premium. Okay. Because I buy 87 and it is $4.89 at ARCO here. But you remember
in Oregon you cannot pump your own gas. Which is really nice. So that is like in New Jersey
when I used to visit my cousins in New Jersey, they could not pump their own gas either. I
did not know Oregon was one of those states. Yeah, it is super crazy. Can you clean my
windshield and check my oil as well? And if you are able to actually pump your own gas,
the gas would be cheaper. So there is a thought. You would think so. Yeah. I would love to
have a Chevron around here though. What do you guys have up there? Astro gas station.
Not like a munk or ARCO? We have a shell. But again, I live in that little town, the
little gym. Okay, got it. Yeah. I mean, we barely got a Starbucks last year. So.
We are moving up in the world. Well, at least you are in a remote location. Oh, yeah. Oh,
yeah. I mean, you have to drive 25 to keep kids alive. The signs that are all around
the world. Got it. Are you drinking by chance? I am. What are you drinking? I am actually
drinking a little bit of Tito's Pellegrino. Okay. Flash the line. I am easy. Bombay
Sapphire with I guess Walmart's version of sparkling. I saw cheers from across the state,
I guess. Yes. Yes. Cheers. Cheers. Clink, clink, clink. Clink, clink. You know, Bombay
general make you sin. Yes. And I can no longer, I cannot. Well, I don't know about that. Well,
yeah, I guess. But I can no longer drink it by itself anymore. I've come to the stage
where it's either tequila or tequila straight. That's it. Nice. I can't tequila me anymore.
Okay, so whenever I get up to Oregon and I see you, I will get you a shot of Don who
Julio 70 you'll be like this shit is fucking smooth. It's my new boyfriend and can I have another
three or four rounds?
Hey, if it's alcohol, I'm all for it
All right, so
My best friend one of my best friends I have plenty of best friends Pomona bullets has moved up to or she relocated to
Oregon about seven years ago. I
Haven't seen her in those seven years. So we are catching up
pretty much
The last ice when the last I knew I guess I know your hobby first of all not hobby
But one of your skill sets and you're very good at is drawing
Have you been drawing or are you just letting that slide or have you found like a new interest? I guess
Actually, I still draw
There's times where you know, I just I don't know I I was trying to I had a friend that wanted
Sea turtles and I was so I drew a bunch of sea turtles
ended up painting them
Sold them for like 700. It was really nice. I
Was that was that was that in Oregon or was that down?
No, that was an organ. That was an organ. I've been doing a
friend of mine here in Oregon
She does this poor painting stuff, which is like super awesome. So we've done a few of these poor painting kind of like abstract stuff
You know, I was really thinking of maybe going back into the whole tattooing
Industry but because I think Oregon needs some little LA spice in their life because
I'm just I'm just tired of looking at all these people walking around and I'm just like wow
No, no, I could help you out
Okay, so here's the thing. I know Pomona bullets is not on Instagram. I totally get it. I'm on Instagram
I'm on Instagram all day long. I'm one of those people but
Pomona bullets. I'm gonna have to urge you to get on Instagram and start posting your drawings. Okay
So at least if you're not gonna like I know your anti
social media which I totally fucking get but
Um, you gotta get your fucking you got to get your talent out there and to show everybody
I I so agree with you. I I know that it would be
lucrative to just
everything that I'm doing and my art and all that but I just hate my baby daddy's and
Okay, well, yeah, you ain't gonna see my kids grow up
Okay, so when the podcast ends or later on this weekend, we'll we'll talk offline
I will set up your Instagram account. I will curate it. I will handle it
Just send me all your fucking pics all your drawings. How about that and then I'll send you the link and
Then you can interact with your friends and users that way or whatever. We won't use your real name. Oh
Okay, yep, you know, I'm down for that. I really am because I'm lonely
Okay
Right, okay, so I remember you told me you got to tell
The people who are listening the story how you drew or you painted a
Painting and then you found it at a yard say I want to say you found it at a yard sale or you found it in somebody's house
No, it was in the house that I just bought
Okay, so yeah, give the whole story. That's I totally forgot about that now that we're talking about your paintings
Okay, so okay. I mean, I don't want to like get in trouble, but I painted a bunch of Ninja Turtles
That's fine and I and I did it and I did it for the little neighborhood kids and I was just you know
I was like all Christmas gifts and they came out pretty awesome. I I
Hooked it up. I did Leonardo Donatello Michelangelo Rafael. They were like awesome
And did you do April the news reporter because you know, you know, I don't know
I don't know who she is anymore. I mean, I remember her back in like 96
But I don't know who she is anymore. So I was like, well, I know she wore a yellow jumpsuit
I
Was a trench coat bitch. Was it a trench fucking coat? Jesus. Yeah, it was like a like a painting
I mean, I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure it was a trench coat. I
Don't think she wore a trench coat
I don't know but you know April O'Neill
Hala, I love you, but she always got the scoop and she was always in the sewer, you know
She went down there. She got the dirty dirty scoop and she she made it happen and lover
I love bebop and the other dudes like yeah, so anyways, I
made these paintings and
And they were they were actually I was very like, huh? Ah
Shy my little, you know nails on my shirt. I was very very happy with my work
I gave these paintings to my neighborhood kids
I end up looking for a house to buy when I came up here in Oregon and
The house that I looked at
Had my painting in the kids room
I don't know how it got there. I don't know if they it was at a yard sale. I don't know if you didn't ask
I don't even know how the fuck it got there, but I was like, oh shit
That's my painting and I have my little super little trademark signature and
But you didn't ask the owner where they got the painting where they got your pain
They they wouldn't let the owners be here when we were
through and stuff
But I just said this is gonna be my house because they obviously love my art or their it was a sign
Yeah, it was a sign
It was a sign and I've been here and I and I love it
But I'm just glad that you know these little kids around here man shit if my shit was at a yard sale
I'm glad somebody bought it
And it made it what it made its way all the way up to Oregon
It sure did and it was it was insane. I still have pictures of it on my phone
Just send that to me so I can put that on your Instagram or the Instagram. I will create for you
Oh, yeah for sure. I can even send you my address
You can look it up on realtor.com and you'll see
No, we don't we don't need the stalker showing up. No, no
like after like on the on the DL I'm joking. Yes
Hey, you know what you can't rape the will in you know, I don't know just kidding
So did you start tattooing?
Um or no, I I have not since the tattoo shop got burnt down
And I refuse to do the mobile tattoos
I was doing the little backyard tattoos for a minute and Kelly
Okay, so back up you had a tattoo shop or you were working out of a tattoo shop. Nope
me and four
Friends decided to rent a little space in Venice, California
and we were gonna open up our tattoo shop and
You know, hey, there's gonna hate I don't know what happened
But they they burnt it down that we didn't even have one opportunity to even
Start all our stuff was burnt to a crisp
When was this before you moved? Yeah, this was 2006
Okay, yeah, and
Yeah, Gina my daughter was only a year old
That was yeah. Oh, that's damn. Okay. You fuck. Okay. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, and it's up because we all put in about you know, 10 grand each and then
You know, it got burnt down insurance did pay for it. We were just leasing the building, but I guess I
Don't know who it was or what but they just didn't want us
It just wasn't meant well, it wasn't meant to be I guess even though I guess you lost out so sorry
Yeah, but everybody decided to do like mobile
Tattooing and stuff and I just kind of thought like maybe I should get a real job
My oh go ahead. I'm sorry. Oh, I was just thinking like real job. I
Don't know I I would love to never work a day in my life and just do
Something that I love which is art painting painting and cats and
everything that I'm good at but
No, I went to corporate world you just just
Do it on the side. That's what I'm doing. I guess on the side or whatever. So what are you doing?
I'm gonna start this podcast
On my end I find I haven't told you I've told like two people
I haven't told it my family because they probably think I'm crazy, but
for the last fucking year, I've been trying to
I
Been right I do a lot of like you do a lot of drawing I do a lot of fucking writing, right?
So I do poems. I do short stories sci-fi whatever
but
Google Play or I'm sorry not Google Play Google ebooks
They kept rejecting my books because they're the easiest to get I guess uploaded and I didn't realize until I talked to my best
My other best friend Darcy Darcy's like there's gotta be a software that
That there's there's probably a software system or a database that you need to put it in and I'm just like oh
So I found somebody last Saturday online that is showing me how to
Convert my word documents into I guess an ebook file. Okay
So my first ebook I'm it's gonna be in the next I
Shouldn't say in the next two weeks and the next week and a half it'll should be available on Amazon
So is this like a short story or yeah? Well, it's gonna be really really
No, no recipes I was gonna do because I do a lot of cooking or my cooking is really fucking boring by the way
Everybody's like we need new recipes on my blog, right?
right
But um, I eat the same thing every fucking day
I drink the same thing every day. Yeah, exactly. So I was just like you can only come I'm like
I don't want to typecast myself. So I do better. I guess created
creatively
writing wise poems and then like
Just write writing stories
So that's what I'm doing. I
Have so you paint. I have yet. Are you paint? I fucking write. That's why I fucking love you
I I love you too. We're so creative
and
We're and we're hot as shit
Cheers bitch clink clink
From across the way
Yes, ma'am. Okay, so do you have I was gonna ask I know I don't watch a lot of TV
I do like I guess I watch the same fucking shit over and over again because I know at least I'm getting quality content
But do you have the peacock streaming service or channel? Whatever the fuck it's called streaming
Okay, so let's talk have you seen the show buff kiss BUP KIS
It's based loosely based on Pete Davidson's fucking life. Oh shit. I have not seen that but
I'm taking bitch bitch bitch. It is six fucking episodes. They're all about like 45 to an
An hour max you can fucking binge that shit
Show is the fucking shit. It's so fucking hilarious. Is it gonna have me pissing my pants like, okay
So the first fucking episode he puts a VR set on and he's fucking like
He's fucking
Or like, you know, obviously is a VR set on so he's not really fucking this chick
But he's fucking this chick and his mom walks in and he doesn't know that she's there so he ends up like
Jizz and honor
So oh by the way, his mom is Carmela soprano
Oh shit, it's um, what's her real name? E.D. Falco and I told my daughter
I was just like she I'm like E.D. Falco's in this and she's like how how is she as Pete Davidson's mom?
I'm like, you know what?
I'm gonna put it top notch right next to being Carmela soprano. She's fucking good
And um the grandpa is um one of the grandpa's the surviving grandpa is Joe motherfucking Pesci
Shut the front door
Bitch you
Know you need to watch it and I will watch I guess we need to watch it together
But I don't know how we can do it since you're not here in California or I'm not an Oregon and then we can do a podcast about it
Amazon Prime parties, but like if it's not on Amazon shit, I don't know no
Don't do parties. It's on peacock or peacock like I don't know peacock does parties
I don't know. I don't have peacock, but it's my daughter does and it's logged in on the TV
So that's why I was just what I you don't even have to fucking drink
You can watch this shit fucking sober and you will fucking
Dive just from all the tears coming down your face
Sometimes I don't drink I just take a little gummy
My grains I have my
There you go
That's also like oh
My god, so at work my supervisor
He's like a year younger than my daughter and he like you know what everybody talks shit about millennials
And you know what millennials have a lot of fucking feelings and any motions going on
But I won't give them this my supervisor is
I want to say he's 30
Cuz Marissa 31 he's probably 30
So wait wait wait m's 31
Yes, bitch
Okay, yeah, yeah, she's 31
My supervisor I want to say he's 30, but he was just like he doesn't fucking care you get your fucking work done
You can fucking watch TV on your fucking phone. You can do whatever the fuck you want to do
Where was I trying to go with this shit?
Yesterday because they go to Starbucks every day and I'm like I don't have time for this like do you want something?
I don't have time for this
I'm like I would rather spend my money on alcohol a and be I'm like if you're going to Starbucks
Can you give me a shot of fucking vodka to put in the coffee that I bring from home?
I like French press coffee and I bring my French press coffee to work like in my giant
And it's a lot fucking cheaper than buying shitty Starbucks coffee, let me tell you what
Anyway, I got Dutch Bros down there now, don't you I
Don't know I drink my coffee at home like I brew my coffee at home and then I drink it at I
Drink it in a fancy smancy with the French press. Oh, you know what but you know what ever since the pandemic girl
Do you know how do you have a French press probably not? I do? Yes?
So I never had
Not happy right I never had a French press until the pandemic when it was locked down
I ordered one because I started
I'm drinking
Grilled what the fuck is it called? Have you ever had great ground up cacao?
So like a cow grinds like oh you can yeah, yeah, so that shit is my okay, so here's the thing
I'm told everybody says I'm extra. I'm like no bitch. I'm not
but
Yeah, so I have a routine when I wake up in the morning my pre-workout drink has always been just black coffee
I have that when I'm working out. I have chilled green green tea and then when I get to work
I have I bring to work in my hydro flask. I have my my cacao
so of course the cacao is to
The grinds are too big to put in the coffee maker. You know I'm talking about the coffee maker
Absolutely 1000% yeah, I know yeah exactly so I was just like let me get a french press and so ever since I had a french press
I'm like oh coffee makers are disgusting like I never
Clean my coffee maker out or the coffee coffee mate whatever it's called coffee maker out with um vinegar
So like oh the the hard water the hot the hard
You're supposed to put distilled water not purified distilled. Yeah. Well, you know, I never did that
But ever since I got my french press. I will never go back. I refuse to drink
Anybody else's bucking coffee unless it's from french press
I purposely wake up 45 minutes earlier than what I supposed to just so I can enjoy my french press coffee
Do you put your your your pinky up when you're just sipping? No, I don't I don't no I don't but I just don't like
Like even Marissa's just like
Ever since she does slow drip, but the you know what?
You know, I'm talking about slow pour slow drip
Yeah, that shit like that shit is good. But um you have to she just pours her the kettle into the slur the slur drip
That's so syrup she she pours the kettle
immediately into um her slow drip um
Um, whatever the container is so it doesn't really sit there just like it goes right through so you don't get strong coffee
Does that make sense? Oh, yeah
Yeah, so like with with french press obviously, you know then like I let it sit there for 15 minutes and
Obviously my french press is insulated because otherwise the coffee would be cold
All right, and don't get me started on everybody who drinks iced coffee
I
And so
You know hey your cold brew. Yay
That's why I'm sorry cold brew. I don't understand cold brew. I'm like, don't you just like I if I want a cold brew
But I can only have coffee once a day. That's me. Otherwise. I won't be able to sleep at night
but
My thing is this I'm like, why don't you just make hot coffee the night before and stick it in the fucking fridge and drink
It's not like I can put it in a picture
And
Yeah, I mean that's what I that's I guess because I'm old. That's what I would do
But I like my coffee hot
And I wake up 45 minutes earlier just so I can enjoy my french press because
According to marissa and marissa in quotes
She says ever since I went to slow drip and you went to french press doesn't um anything in the coffee maker tastes like
Fucking prison ass and I'm like, you know what bitch? It totally does it is not that I've never tasted prison ass
But it totally is just fucking trash. You're like I was in afghanistan and I
Want tommy no, but how are we
What's it called that fucking movie? What am I talking about with um herald and kumar?
Yeah
Uh yeah
White castle
Oh my god when I used to um fly out to fucking new jersey
I I'm sure I I would not be able to handle a 30 pack
You know, have you ever been to like the east coast or wherever they have white castle out? I have I have I
I've been to um them all of america
Yeah
Okay, so I'm sure you're aware of it then I'm well it was like
20 2003 so 20 years ago the last time I was in new jersey was my cousins no longer live in new jersey
but the last time I was out there was 20 years ago and
As soon as we um as soon as I landed we go to white castle and you know they fuck
I don't know if they still do but we ordered a 30 pack and it comes in a fucking cardboard briefcase. Yeah, I think
I don't I don't even see the hype of it all but you know
If it's a 30 pack I split it with my cousin so it's 15 and 15
Then you get like a 30 pack of beer and you fucking call today, but I can't even drink like that anymore
Oh, I miss the the good old days. I know what's up with I was just telling my kids, okay, so
so, you know jenna or my daughter's going to
college
And everything and I was just telling um my kids that back in the day I would I would
tell them
To go to their room for punishment like get inside go to your room
Now that's the only place
That's like, yeah
I don't want to come out of their fucking room. Thanks to lockdown
Exactly and they're just like oh, I got and then then I'm thinking okay. I'm turning off the wi-fi
You're not gonna have your you know what that's that's the only way you can get kids now is even you shut down the wi-fi
Yeah, and so now I tell them now. This is like so like a flip-flop from us growing up
Oh my god, I know I'm like go outside. They're like, what are we supposed to do?
out there
Pick up dog shit, uh, you can pick some weeds you can go and find a frog
I mean, we're an organ. I don't know go shoot a nutria. I'll give you
I don't know
You guys are crazy like get out of here
get out so
Do you think your son because I know your son's um young a lot well not that much younger than jina
So do you think he's going to be able to adjust without his big sister there?
um
Yeah, because I'm
They're close right or no
um, no jina just she's like the
She acts like the mother hen and she's just like
Mom said let's we have to do the dishes so hurry up k and do all the dishes. So my daughter
She's like yeah, she she's just this big old mother hen, but I just let her I'm like, thank you just
Thank you somebody
Yeah, and then my son just saw 13 and like
I'm like Jesus
I mean, you know, I don't believe
You know, hey buddha Jesus you right whatever
Whatever I guess we always you know we're crashing in the car. We're we're saying oh Jesus, but um
yeah, so
I don't care. I don't know
But my my son's just kind of like good she can leave
I was like, yeah, well then you have more chores buddy
Oh, yeah, yeah, I didn't buy this four bedroom house for nothing like
Like
So I need to move up there. I'm gonna move in then he can do the chores for me too
A girl and he knows how to make
He knows how to cook so that's all good
All right, and then when he's punished she just goes outside
Yeah, buddy, no go outside. Yeah, you better go outside if you're gonna be a little turgolan lawn
Okay, so where where he's at because I don't know California is different. Well, I don't know different districts
So is he's in junior high?
Yeah, he's in junior high. So it's junior high six seventh and eighth grade or just seventh and eighth. Yeah six seventh eight
So he's gonna be weird to me. I know
What the fuck they it's middle school
I know middle school
Is middle school to only be seventh and eighth. I don't know that's six that's six to seventh grade transition
I guess um, that's a
That's a whole lot to have them both together
To me it is. It's it's really weird. I'm just like, you know
we
Just I don't understand like I'm saying if my parents told me to go into my room and come inside
I would have been
Sad very very sad like just
I'm trying I'm trying to play, you know, I don't know. I'm trying to ride my skateboard. I'm trying to do whatever. I don't know
It was so funny like after my dad died my guess
I don't remember how we came it came up in conversation, but drew with my brother was telling marissa
He was like
Dude, your mom used to get beat at least once a week and she didn't fucking care
She's like fuck it. Are we are she are you done?
Go back and being bad. Yeah, I don't care
Whatever my dad
I would have rather had a whooping than being um grounded for two weeks
You know because then I have to be in my room for two weeks as opposed to being outside
Like just fucking with me and then I can go outside and be done like okay
I'm telling you we had these these big trees in our in our front yard and my dad's telling me go buy
Go go go get you go get a switch
And because I was gonna get spanked I was like ah shit
And I was like, haha
I'm gonna get this little tiny long one and I thought it was
Oh, no, that's what probably hurt more. Oh shit. I should have brought him along like I
It it I can hurt so bad
I was like damn because he got mad at me because he would uh
Barbecue a lot and I remember I would get little branches from the tree that would fall and me
Well, I guess it was just me. I don't know if my sisters really entertained this idea
But I would put the stick in the fucking barbecue with coals
And I would act like it was a cigarette. It was a stupid stick a switch
I would be on my bike
I'm just riding and shit. My dad's like that's stop
Stop I'm gonna kick your ass. I'm like, uh, well, you know, hey
So he got mad he got mad that you were acting like you were smoking. Yeah, yeah, okay
That would be something my parents will be mad at about two then but yet he bought me those stupid
big cigarettes
So like
Are the candy cigarettes those candy cigarettes or you just blow that stupid little
Think yeah, shit. It only had box
Speaking of I used to buy that from the fucking ice cream truck and you know, what's weird
They still have ice cream trucks going around here really
And I'm like the next time it comes up the street
Um, I'm gonna have to stop
Or I guess I'll stop to see because they used to come up the street all the time when I was growing up here
But I'm just like the gas prices are ridiculous. So how much are you motherfucking charging for a goddamn fucking popsicle
to keep your fucking, um
refrigerated freezer
Running plus all the gas in your
In and dry ice
I'm like, what is it like $15 for a popsicle?
So I was like when I was a kid I was like, can I give you two cigarettes for
right
The ice cream man used to take two cigarettes for a popsicle
man
shit
Yeah, I don't even think they sell the the cigarettes anymore the fake cigarettes the gummy
I mean, no, why would they do that when you can just you can vape
and do whatever else
I'm assuming I think you can vape and you know, is there might be an age restriction, but I seriously doubt it
Oh my gosh. Well, I heard that california. Well, actually they don't
sell the
What is it called like the flavored fakes anymore?
Oh, I know what you're talking about that like the little or whatever. Yeah, I don't know
I think Joel went out of business
I remember seeing that
Now that you say that I don't know I don't vape so
Oh, yeah, well, hey there do I I love my lungs
Lungs and liver two different elves. Yeah, I know got a little bit of a fatty liver, but I still love my lungs
There you go. Same
Oh
Man, yeah, I don't know like, you know, we had a uh an ice cream
Truck come but it was a little s10 type deal
And a Chevy s10. Yes
Like an elk wait, I hold up a Chevy s10 l Kamino
Yeah
And and the dude, okay, so you know how in california they they push a little
And this is yeah, yeah, or the little the little carts. Yeah, so he had that in the back and he just had this
Yes, and I was like, what that's the ice cream man is crazy
Like like that's that's that's gangsta like, okay
Would you would you happen if I had a picture?
I bought an ice cream
Well, you got to support the elk Kamino because Chevy a and b I love elk Kamino, so
me too
Do you have a picture? I had a 76 elk Kamino, so I'm like, yeah
what
Would you happen to have a picture of that ice cream truck in the okay?
No, but he's coming around now because you know, okay only has like two months of sunshine
So he's coming around that
Yeah
And you know what you want to know? It's even crazier is the fact that like the sun doesn't go down until
like 10
How the fuck is that happening? I don't know
I'm gonna need to look up where the fuck you live in or again on google maps because what the fuck
Yeah, I'm just kind of like I'm just a little bit north. It's not like I'm in a
Next month on june 21st that will be the last of the longest days and then it starts going short again
So the days start going shorter after june 21st. Oh, we're in june. What the fuck? I'm thinking we're in may
You're like bitch. So next week wait, we're uh, what's today the 16th?
So five five days from today the days the days will start going shorter
So yeah, because damn, you know what ever since the fucking lockdown all my days run and months run together
Yeah, I I you know, I thought we were still in may until I just realized no we're in june
Okay, so I'm gonna veer off left course or a guess to another subject because I'm I'm
Tying up my hair tomorrow. I'm getting my roots done. So I go every six to seven weeks for my roots since we're both long now
okay, so
Okay, so I was just wondering how far you go because my hairstylist he's like, uh, it's every six weeks seven weeks max
So I'm going to know it'll be seven weeks. Yeah, I do every six weeks
Um, and sometimes I kind of think that's going a little too long
Yeah, because he uh four weeks is the the minimum and six weeks is the max aren't sorry six weeks is what I normally do
But uh week last week he was busy and I was busy. So we went seven weeks
Oh, I I was curious
But I I do every six weeks and I'm gonna tell you
I'm gonna tell you so this is the thing. I was telling my children that well actually
I've been telling everybody in the world that I've been 34
For the past like six years
And I'm not and so now my kids are doing max
I'm like fucking so I moved it up to 38. I'm like I'm 38
And you tell me yeah, you're you're age got it. Yeah, and I'm like, yeah, I'm 38
And then my son's like well wait a minute and he's doing all this math and my son is like this little
Wow, he's he's gonna be in geometry and he's only going to eighth grade. So
This little guys he's he's crazy smart. I'm just like wow. I need a I need to get a
Test and make sure you're really mine or you were switched at first because like I don't know but um
he's he's amazing and uh
anyhow
I have this like whole new thing where I'm just going to say
When people are like, well, um, oh my gosh, how old are you? You know what I'm gonna say. I'm gonna start saying like
I'm 47. I'm 48. I'm gonna start saying I'm fucking 50 and that way I can get the compliments like wow, you look great
It's like, yeah
I know right
Well, I'm gonna be 50 next year. So I don't care. Hey, hey, but we look great
Sure
Yeah, we do
Yeah, so
Because we don't care we act like we're 12. That's why I know and you know what? I think like the alcohol just kind of like, you know
Just help this out. Yeah, it keeps us on an even keel. Yeah
Yeah, and we eat healthy and we you know, we were very bad
Back back. Oh, this is where I was gonna try and go with my supervisor. So he's 20. He's 30 whatever, right?
So today when he's like, do you want anything from Starbucks? I'm like, I'll take a shot of vodka or don Julio seven. He's like
He's like
Yeah, I can he's like, I don't know about you, but I can't drink in the morning. I'm like, well, I fucking can I don't know about you
But I fucking can and he's like the one time I drank early in the morning. It didn't end well. I'm like look brah
Hey, you need to be a professional
You need to be a professional drinker
And I'm not saying I drink heavy all the time, but I'm like if you're gonna start drinking in the morning
Um, I've learned from experience. Don't go fucking heavy. You got to like stagger it out or and you need to hydrate like
Yeah
Right if you're gonna be drinking for 12 fucking hours
Trust me instead of going one for one with water and alcohol
You need to go three water one alcohol and even though you're gonna be going the bathroom a lot
Just know you're powering through this ain't a sprint bitch. It's a marathon
Yeah, get it right
Here's the thing. He's a ram span. So I'm just like, oh, of course you're a ram span
I'm right
Exactly Raider nation. We fucking go hard all day long. So I was just like, uh, that's probably like if you're Raider nation
You know how to go fucking hard
In the paint at seven o'clock in the morning Raider nation
Uh, yeah, bitch. I am not chargers. Fuck your boat. I'm a charger fan. How do we
I know you are. I know you are I have a little
I'll Zato Jersey. I'll have you know and a Marcus Allen. Thank you very much. Okay when I was in Miramar
Um, yeah, okay, but yeah, you know, chargers suck, but you know, it's all good and then they went to fucking ellie like
okay, but
When they went to LA and Phillip river started crying with us
babies and
Fucking retire bitch. I was a little embarrassed
But I see you everybody should be embarrassed. I
come the wagon and then your your little
I'm a raider hater nation, but okay, so and it's funny because my brother
Are fuck Derek Carr
He he loves raiders and I'm like, dude, you're in Hawaii. No, he was Jesus more than he loves the raiders
I'm just like what the fuck you guys are Las Vegas raiders like this. That's cool. I guess that's kind of fancy
But I will give him this the first two or three seasons. He was with the fucking raiders
He was good until he heard his back and then um, he kept
having excuse
I shouldn't say excuses. I guess he just didn't pray hard enough because he's very just
Christian
And then we got rid of them. So finally we got rid of them. I don't know. I haven't watched football
I mean, I haven't been to a fucking raider game and the last time I was at a raider game was the season before they left
Oakland was the last time I was in Oakland. Well, that's amazing
Yeah, that's like
iconic
And that was the season also that I guess that was the year that um, I don't know if you've ever been to Oakland, but um
I have the fucking team up there the basketball team
The golden state warriors that was the yeah, good state. Yeah, the golden state warriors that the last time I was up there was the season
Or I guess the golden state warriors already left the arena, but there is so much fucking land up there like
When I went up there with Darcy my my other best
I had many of best friends as you're aware. You're my best friend
I know best friend, but Darcy went up there. I'm just like if so, um, the golden state arena is right
Was right next to um, Oakland Coliseum
There is so much fucking land up there and I'm like, this is all gonna I haven't been up there
But it's got to be all apartments and everything because Oakland's on the up or was on the up and up
And it's a fucking port city, right like Long Beach and San Francisco. So
Yeah
Fuck man
I'm just like this. It's just way too much land. So that's
I don't know and then the Oakland A's moved to fucking Las Vegas. I'm not trying to go on a tangent about sports
I know but um, uh, Oakland the Oakland A's fans was telling I get if I'm saying this right
because I was watching the um ESPN earlier this week, but um
The Oakland Oakland native or Oakland locals was telling or I got I want if I'm saying this right the Oakland locals was telling the Oakland owner
Oakland A's owner to fucking sell
Because they were I want to say it was because they were so angry
That they're relocating to Las Vegas, but I could be wrong, but I was just like
There's there's no more teams. There's no more teams in Oakland now because the Oakland A's left
or they're leaving
Fucking Raiders left and then um
The golden state warriors left and then San Francisco 49ers aren't even the San Francisco 49ers
It was fucking Santa Clarito 49ers. I want to say, you know, I'm so fucking over it. I'm just like what the fuck's happening
I I'm a I'm a big
You know, I'm a tomboy. I love that's why we get along
And I love to do sports. I'm not doing fantasy football or anything like that. I've never done that. I
Yeah, I've never done that. I do all that, but I mean I
Pretty much. No, I could probably win if I tried but um, I'm sure you could you know my girl
Pomona bull. It's just one the lottery twice
and by
she's won the scratch off twice half a million dollars twice
Yeah, and you know what?
California raped me with the taxes. So I'm sure they have
Because yeah, my gosh, yeah, but she's won the lotto twice
Yeah, I know anyways. I'm sorry. So we're
You're gonna have all these people after me
No, she doesn't have money anymore. Yeah, I'm broke
I'm broke as a joke
But I remember when you fucking won the first time you're like, hey, we need to meet up for lunch
And I'm like or dinner whatever the fuck we were at
Yeah, we went to islands
Oh, yeah
Islands I fucking love islands hamburgers by the way. Yeah, and um, so we met up and you're like, hey, we need to go to ATM
I'm like, what? Okay. Sure. And then you're like, this is the amount I could this is the highest amount
I can take out of the ATM and I'm like, okay
And you're like, I won the lotto here. It's for you and I'm like, what?
Yeah, yeah
I told one of my ex-boyfriends or like, did you take the money? I'm like, uh, yeah, why wouldn't I take the money?
Why would I drop it down your mouth if you didn't?
Fucking did you take the money? Uh, yeah, like why wouldn't you that's free fucking money, dude?
Thank you, Pomona.
Bullets by the way. Amen. Like this is what it is. Like, you know, I got some karma coming on my way. Yeah
Always good karma. Yeah
All right, so let's wrap this up
Um, you're drinking Tito's and vodka. I'm drinking Bombay Sapphire
Um, to those that are listening, um
Thanks for listening and
We'll be back for another episode in a little bit. Yes. Thank you everybody
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