1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:14,320 What up? I am Baroque Medusa and welcome to my podcast Top Shelf Hygienics. For my debut 2 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:21,920 episode I will be catching up with my long time bestie of almost 15 years, Pomona Bullets, 3 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:29,560 who is from Pomona, California and she is a painter. So without further ado, let's do 4 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:44,080 this bitch. Pomona Bullets. Hello. What up everybody and everybody who is joining our 5 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:52,320 very first podcast, it is Baroque Medusa and Pomona Bullets for Top Shelf Hygienics. What? 6 00:00:52,320 --> 00:01:00,600 All right. So just a backstory really quick. I am here in California. Pomona Bullets used 7 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:06,360 to live in was born and raised in Pomona. That is why I call her Pomona Bullets. She 8 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:13,920 no longer lives in California. What is the gas price in Oregon? We are talking about 9 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:27,200 $4.80. Oh, for premium. Okay. Because I buy 87 and it is $4.89 at ARCO here. But you remember 10 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:35,760 in Oregon you cannot pump your own gas. Which is really nice. So that is like in New Jersey 11 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:40,160 when I used to visit my cousins in New Jersey, they could not pump their own gas either. I 12 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:49,360 did not know Oregon was one of those states. Yeah, it is super crazy. Can you clean my 13 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:58,000 windshield and check my oil as well? And if you are able to actually pump your own gas, 14 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:06,040 the gas would be cheaper. So there is a thought. You would think so. Yeah. I would love to 15 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:15,960 have a Chevron around here though. What do you guys have up there? Astro gas station. 16 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:25,560 Not like a munk or ARCO? We have a shell. But again, I live in that little town, the 17 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:35,840 little gym. Okay, got it. Yeah. I mean, we barely got a Starbucks last year. So. 18 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:44,160 We are moving up in the world. Well, at least you are in a remote location. Oh, yeah. Oh, 19 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:51,520 yeah. I mean, you have to drive 25 to keep kids alive. The signs that are all around 20 00:02:51,520 --> 00:03:02,680 the world. Got it. Are you drinking by chance? I am. What are you drinking? I am actually 21 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:11,040 drinking a little bit of Tito's Pellegrino. Okay. Flash the line. I am easy. Bombay 22 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:18,400 Sapphire with I guess Walmart's version of sparkling. I saw cheers from across the state, 23 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:27,360 I guess. Yes. Yes. Cheers. Cheers. Clink, clink, clink. Clink, clink. You know, Bombay 24 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:36,040 general make you sin. Yes. And I can no longer, I cannot. Well, I don't know about that. Well, 25 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:40,360 yeah, I guess. But I can no longer drink it by itself anymore. I've come to the stage 26 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:48,840 where it's either tequila or tequila straight. That's it. Nice. I can't tequila me anymore. 27 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:57,220 Okay, so whenever I get up to Oregon and I see you, I will get you a shot of Don who 28 00:03:57,220 --> 00:04:03,460 Julio 70 you'll be like this shit is fucking smooth. It's my new boyfriend and can I have another 29 00:04:04,420 --> 00:04:06,420 three or four rounds? 30 00:04:09,620 --> 00:04:12,600 Hey, if it's alcohol, I'm all for it 31 00:04:17,780 --> 00:04:19,300 All right, so 32 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:26,240 My best friend one of my best friends I have plenty of best friends Pomona bullets has moved up to or she relocated to 33 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,660 Oregon about seven years ago. I 34 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:33,180 Haven't seen her in those seven years. So we are catching up 35 00:04:33,860 --> 00:04:35,860 pretty much 36 00:04:36,940 --> 00:04:43,700 The last ice when the last I knew I guess I know your hobby first of all not hobby 37 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:47,700 But one of your skill sets and you're very good at is drawing 38 00:04:48,740 --> 00:04:54,680 Have you been drawing or are you just letting that slide or have you found like a new interest? I guess 39 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,680 Actually, I still draw 40 00:04:57,700 --> 00:05:05,260 There's times where you know, I just I don't know I I was trying to I had a friend that wanted 41 00:05:06,620 --> 00:05:11,580 Sea turtles and I was so I drew a bunch of sea turtles 42 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,500 ended up painting them 43 00:05:14,620 --> 00:05:18,300 Sold them for like 700. It was really nice. I 44 00:05:18,300 --> 00:05:22,780 Was that was that was that in Oregon or was that down? 45 00:05:23,100 --> 00:05:27,220 No, that was an organ. That was an organ. I've been doing a 46 00:05:28,140 --> 00:05:30,980 friend of mine here in Oregon 47 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:40,620 She does this poor painting stuff, which is like super awesome. So we've done a few of these poor painting kind of like abstract stuff 48 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:47,260 You know, I was really thinking of maybe going back into the whole tattooing 49 00:05:49,220 --> 00:05:57,660 Industry but because I think Oregon needs some little LA spice in their life because 50 00:05:59,780 --> 00:06:04,340 I'm just I'm just tired of looking at all these people walking around and I'm just like wow 51 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:07,980 No, no, I could help you out 52 00:06:07,980 --> 00:06:15,340 Okay, so here's the thing. I know Pomona bullets is not on Instagram. I totally get it. I'm on Instagram 53 00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:18,620 I'm on Instagram all day long. I'm one of those people but 54 00:06:19,180 --> 00:06:25,900 Pomona bullets. I'm gonna have to urge you to get on Instagram and start posting your drawings. Okay 55 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:30,020 So at least if you're not gonna like I know your anti 56 00:06:31,060 --> 00:06:33,980 social media which I totally fucking get but 57 00:06:33,980 --> 00:06:39,580 Um, you gotta get your fucking you got to get your talent out there and to show everybody 58 00:06:39,580 --> 00:06:44,980 I I so agree with you. I I know that it would be 59 00:06:46,020 --> 00:06:47,780 lucrative to just 60 00:06:47,780 --> 00:06:53,780 everything that I'm doing and my art and all that but I just hate my baby daddy's and 61 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:58,820 Okay, well, yeah, you ain't gonna see my kids grow up 62 00:06:58,820 --> 00:07:04,780 Okay, so when the podcast ends or later on this weekend, we'll we'll talk offline 63 00:07:04,940 --> 00:07:09,660 I will set up your Instagram account. I will curate it. I will handle it 64 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:14,140 Just send me all your fucking pics all your drawings. How about that and then I'll send you the link and 65 00:07:14,860 --> 00:07:21,340 Then you can interact with your friends and users that way or whatever. We won't use your real name. Oh 66 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:27,220 Okay, yep, you know, I'm down for that. I really am because I'm lonely 67 00:07:27,220 --> 00:07:29,220 Okay 68 00:07:30,820 --> 00:07:35,180 Right, okay, so I remember you told me you got to tell 69 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:39,940 The people who are listening the story how you drew or you painted a 70 00:07:40,380 --> 00:07:46,540 Painting and then you found it at a yard say I want to say you found it at a yard sale or you found it in somebody's house 71 00:07:46,660 --> 00:07:49,860 No, it was in the house that I just bought 72 00:07:50,540 --> 00:07:56,020 Okay, so yeah, give the whole story. That's I totally forgot about that now that we're talking about your paintings 73 00:07:56,020 --> 00:08:02,420 Okay, so okay. I mean, I don't want to like get in trouble, but I painted a bunch of Ninja Turtles 74 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:10,420 That's fine and I and I did it and I did it for the little neighborhood kids and I was just you know 75 00:08:10,420 --> 00:08:14,220 I was like all Christmas gifts and they came out pretty awesome. I I 76 00:08:14,740 --> 00:08:21,380 Hooked it up. I did Leonardo Donatello Michelangelo Rafael. They were like awesome 77 00:08:21,380 --> 00:08:27,420 And did you do April the news reporter because you know, you know, I don't know 78 00:08:27,420 --> 00:08:31,500 I don't know who she is anymore. I mean, I remember her back in like 96 79 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:36,040 But I don't know who she is anymore. So I was like, well, I know she wore a yellow jumpsuit 80 00:08:36,340 --> 00:08:37,540 I 81 00:08:37,540 --> 00:08:44,440 Was a trench coat bitch. Was it a trench fucking coat? Jesus. Yeah, it was like a like a painting 82 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:47,780 I mean, I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure it was a trench coat. I 83 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:50,380 Don't think she wore a trench coat 84 00:08:50,380 --> 00:08:52,380 I don't know but you know April O'Neill 85 00:08:53,580 --> 00:09:01,100 Hala, I love you, but she always got the scoop and she was always in the sewer, you know 86 00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:08,220 She went down there. She got the dirty dirty scoop and she she made it happen and lover 87 00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:13,500 I love bebop and the other dudes like yeah, so anyways, I 88 00:09:13,980 --> 00:09:15,980 made these paintings and 89 00:09:15,980 --> 00:09:20,080 And they were they were actually I was very like, huh? Ah 90 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:26,900 Shy my little, you know nails on my shirt. I was very very happy with my work 91 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:31,340 I gave these paintings to my neighborhood kids 92 00:09:31,340 --> 00:09:36,980 I end up looking for a house to buy when I came up here in Oregon and 93 00:09:38,220 --> 00:09:40,220 The house that I looked at 94 00:09:40,540 --> 00:09:43,940 Had my painting in the kids room 95 00:09:43,940 --> 00:09:51,180 I don't know how it got there. I don't know if they it was at a yard sale. I don't know if you didn't ask 96 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:56,060 I don't even know how the fuck it got there, but I was like, oh shit 97 00:09:56,100 --> 00:10:01,980 That's my painting and I have my little super little trademark signature and 98 00:10:03,460 --> 00:10:07,780 But you didn't ask the owner where they got the painting where they got your pain 99 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:11,020 They they wouldn't let the owners be here when we were 100 00:10:11,540 --> 00:10:13,540 through and stuff 101 00:10:13,540 --> 00:10:19,780 But I just said this is gonna be my house because they obviously love my art or their it was a sign 102 00:10:20,180 --> 00:10:21,700 Yeah, it was a sign 103 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:24,740 It was a sign and I've been here and I and I love it 104 00:10:24,740 --> 00:10:30,900 But I'm just glad that you know these little kids around here man shit if my shit was at a yard sale 105 00:10:30,900 --> 00:10:32,900 I'm glad somebody bought it 106 00:10:33,420 --> 00:10:36,540 And it made it what it made its way all the way up to Oregon 107 00:10:36,660 --> 00:10:42,540 It sure did and it was it was insane. I still have pictures of it on my phone 108 00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:48,620 Just send that to me so I can put that on your Instagram or the Instagram. I will create for you 109 00:10:48,620 --> 00:10:52,260 Oh, yeah for sure. I can even send you my address 110 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:54,580 You can look it up on realtor.com and you'll see 111 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:59,860 No, we don't we don't need the stalker showing up. No, no 112 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:05,740 like after like on the on the DL I'm joking. Yes 113 00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:12,660 Hey, you know what you can't rape the will in you know, I don't know just kidding 114 00:11:13,260 --> 00:11:15,260 So did you start tattooing? 115 00:11:16,060 --> 00:11:22,140 Um or no, I I have not since the tattoo shop got burnt down 116 00:11:22,940 --> 00:11:26,620 And I refuse to do the mobile tattoos 117 00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:30,780 I was doing the little backyard tattoos for a minute and Kelly 118 00:11:30,780 --> 00:11:36,020 Okay, so back up you had a tattoo shop or you were working out of a tattoo shop. Nope 119 00:11:36,660 --> 00:11:38,660 me and four 120 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:44,020 Friends decided to rent a little space in Venice, California 121 00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:47,180 and we were gonna open up our tattoo shop and 122 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:51,660 You know, hey, there's gonna hate I don't know what happened 123 00:11:51,660 --> 00:11:57,300 But they they burnt it down that we didn't even have one opportunity to even 124 00:11:57,300 --> 00:12:01,340 Start all our stuff was burnt to a crisp 125 00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:07,060 When was this before you moved? Yeah, this was 2006 126 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:10,100 Okay, yeah, and 127 00:12:11,260 --> 00:12:15,540 Yeah, Gina my daughter was only a year old 128 00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:21,140 That was yeah. Oh, that's damn. Okay. You fuck. Okay. Yeah 129 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:29,260 Yeah, yeah, and it's up because we all put in about you know, 10 grand each and then 130 00:12:30,020 --> 00:12:38,660 You know, it got burnt down insurance did pay for it. We were just leasing the building, but I guess I 131 00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:42,900 Don't know who it was or what but they just didn't want us 132 00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:48,500 It just wasn't meant well, it wasn't meant to be I guess even though I guess you lost out so sorry 133 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:52,620 Yeah, but everybody decided to do like mobile 134 00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:57,220 Tattooing and stuff and I just kind of thought like maybe I should get a real job 135 00:12:57,740 --> 00:13:02,540 My oh go ahead. I'm sorry. Oh, I was just thinking like real job. I 136 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:07,660 Don't know I I would love to never work a day in my life and just do 137 00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:12,940 Something that I love which is art painting painting and cats and 138 00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:15,700 everything that I'm good at but 139 00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:20,260 No, I went to corporate world you just just 140 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:27,780 Do it on the side. That's what I'm doing. I guess on the side or whatever. So what are you doing? 141 00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:29,780 I'm gonna start this podcast 142 00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:36,420 On my end I find I haven't told you I've told like two people 143 00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:39,900 I haven't told it my family because they probably think I'm crazy, but 144 00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:43,820 for the last fucking year, I've been trying to 145 00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:45,820 I 146 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:50,700 Been right I do a lot of like you do a lot of drawing I do a lot of fucking writing, right? 147 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:54,220 So I do poems. I do short stories sci-fi whatever 148 00:13:54,780 --> 00:13:56,140 but 149 00:13:56,140 --> 00:14:00,260 Google Play or I'm sorry not Google Play Google ebooks 150 00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:07,220 They kept rejecting my books because they're the easiest to get I guess uploaded and I didn't realize until I talked to my best 151 00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:11,980 My other best friend Darcy Darcy's like there's gotta be a software that 152 00:14:11,980 --> 00:14:19,140 That there's there's probably a software system or a database that you need to put it in and I'm just like oh 153 00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:27,020 So I found somebody last Saturday online that is showing me how to 154 00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:32,860 Convert my word documents into I guess an ebook file. Okay 155 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:37,740 So my first ebook I'm it's gonna be in the next I 156 00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:43,900 Shouldn't say in the next two weeks and the next week and a half it'll should be available on Amazon 157 00:14:44,220 --> 00:14:49,140 So is this like a short story or yeah? Well, it's gonna be really really 158 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:57,900 No, no recipes I was gonna do because I do a lot of cooking or my cooking is really fucking boring by the way 159 00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:00,740 Everybody's like we need new recipes on my blog, right? 160 00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:02,140 right 161 00:15:02,140 --> 00:15:06,060 But um, I eat the same thing every fucking day 162 00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:11,700 I drink the same thing every day. Yeah, exactly. So I was just like you can only come I'm like 163 00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:14,620 I don't want to typecast myself. So I do better. I guess created 164 00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:17,100 creatively 165 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,580 writing wise poems and then like 166 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,300 Just write writing stories 167 00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:25,220 So that's what I'm doing. I 168 00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:32,500 Have so you paint. I have yet. Are you paint? I fucking write. That's why I fucking love you 169 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:35,100 I I love you too. We're so creative 170 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,100 and 171 00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:39,660 We're and we're hot as shit 172 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:44,260 Cheers bitch clink clink 173 00:15:46,420 --> 00:15:48,420 From across the way 174 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:54,580 Yes, ma'am. Okay, so do you have I was gonna ask I know I don't watch a lot of TV 175 00:15:54,580 --> 00:16:01,040 I do like I guess I watch the same fucking shit over and over again because I know at least I'm getting quality content 176 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:07,400 But do you have the peacock streaming service or channel? Whatever the fuck it's called streaming 177 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:15,240 Okay, so let's talk have you seen the show buff kiss BUP KIS 178 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:21,840 It's based loosely based on Pete Davidson's fucking life. Oh shit. I have not seen that but 179 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:30,000 I'm taking bitch bitch bitch. It is six fucking episodes. They're all about like 45 to an 180 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:34,240 An hour max you can fucking binge that shit 181 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:41,760 Show is the fucking shit. It's so fucking hilarious. Is it gonna have me pissing my pants like, okay 182 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:46,920 So the first fucking episode he puts a VR set on and he's fucking like 183 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,960 He's fucking 184 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:53,240 Or like, you know, obviously is a VR set on so he's not really fucking this chick 185 00:16:53,520 --> 00:17:01,320 But he's fucking this chick and his mom walks in and he doesn't know that she's there so he ends up like 186 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,040 Jizz and honor 187 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:14,240 So oh by the way, his mom is Carmela soprano 188 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:20,240 Oh shit, it's um, what's her real name? E.D. Falco and I told my daughter 189 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:25,720 I was just like she I'm like E.D. Falco's in this and she's like how how is she as Pete Davidson's mom? 190 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,400 I'm like, you know what? 191 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:32,000 I'm gonna put it top notch right next to being Carmela soprano. She's fucking good 192 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:42,480 And um the grandpa is um one of the grandpa's the surviving grandpa is Joe motherfucking Pesci 193 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:45,320 Shut the front door 194 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,240 Bitch you 195 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:54,080 Know you need to watch it and I will watch I guess we need to watch it together 196 00:17:54,080 --> 00:18:00,520 But I don't know how we can do it since you're not here in California or I'm not an Oregon and then we can do a podcast about it 197 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:04,520 Amazon Prime parties, but like if it's not on Amazon shit, I don't know no 198 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:11,640 Don't do parties. It's on peacock or peacock like I don't know peacock does parties 199 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:16,560 I don't know. I don't have peacock, but it's my daughter does and it's logged in on the TV 200 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:20,320 So that's why I was just what I you don't even have to fucking drink 201 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:23,760 You can watch this shit fucking sober and you will fucking 202 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,200 Dive just from all the tears coming down your face 203 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,520 Sometimes I don't drink I just take a little gummy 204 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,480 My grains I have my 205 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,280 There you go 206 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:38,920 That's also like oh 207 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,760 My god, so at work my supervisor 208 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:47,640 He's like a year younger than my daughter and he like you know what everybody talks shit about millennials 209 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:51,760 And you know what millennials have a lot of fucking feelings and any motions going on 210 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:55,080 But I won't give them this my supervisor is 211 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,160 I want to say he's 30 212 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,880 Cuz Marissa 31 he's probably 30 213 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,240 So wait wait wait m's 31 214 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,920 Yes, bitch 215 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:10,320 Okay, yeah, yeah, she's 31 216 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:18,440 My supervisor I want to say he's 30, but he was just like he doesn't fucking care you get your fucking work done 217 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:22,800 You can fucking watch TV on your fucking phone. You can do whatever the fuck you want to do 218 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,800 Where was I trying to go with this shit? 219 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:33,080 Yesterday because they go to Starbucks every day and I'm like I don't have time for this like do you want something? 220 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:33,880 I don't have time for this 221 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:38,080 I'm like I would rather spend my money on alcohol a and be I'm like if you're going to Starbucks 222 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:41,320 Can you give me a shot of fucking vodka to put in the coffee that I bring from home? 223 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:48,120 I like French press coffee and I bring my French press coffee to work like in my giant 224 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:55,640 And it's a lot fucking cheaper than buying shitty Starbucks coffee, let me tell you what 225 00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:00,640 Anyway, I got Dutch Bros down there now, don't you I 226 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:06,480 Don't know I drink my coffee at home like I brew my coffee at home and then I drink it at I 227 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:14,280 Drink it in a fancy smancy with the French press. Oh, you know what but you know what ever since the pandemic girl 228 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:17,520 Do you know how do you have a French press probably not? I do? Yes? 229 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,440 So I never had 230 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:26,960 Not happy right I never had a French press until the pandemic when it was locked down 231 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,960 I ordered one because I started 232 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,960 I'm drinking 233 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:35,520 Grilled what the fuck is it called? Have you ever had great ground up cacao? 234 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:43,360 So like a cow grinds like oh you can yeah, yeah, so that shit is my okay, so here's the thing 235 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:46,740 I'm told everybody says I'm extra. I'm like no bitch. I'm not 236 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,440 but 237 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:58,160 Yeah, so I have a routine when I wake up in the morning my pre-workout drink has always been just black coffee 238 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:05,200 I have that when I'm working out. I have chilled green green tea and then when I get to work 239 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:10,040 I have I bring to work in my hydro flask. I have my my cacao 240 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,200 so of course the cacao is to 241 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:18,800 The grinds are too big to put in the coffee maker. You know I'm talking about the coffee maker 242 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:24,560 Absolutely 1000% yeah, I know yeah exactly so I was just like let me get a french press and so ever since I had a french press 243 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:28,320 I'm like oh coffee makers are disgusting like I never 244 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:35,760 Clean my coffee maker out or the coffee coffee mate whatever it's called coffee maker out with um vinegar 245 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,760 So like oh the the hard water the hot the hard 246 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:45,840 You're supposed to put distilled water not purified distilled. Yeah. Well, you know, I never did that 247 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:51,840 But ever since I got my french press. I will never go back. I refuse to drink 248 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,600 Anybody else's bucking coffee unless it's from french press 249 00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:06,320 I purposely wake up 45 minutes earlier than what I supposed to just so I can enjoy my french press coffee 250 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:14,880 Do you put your your your pinky up when you're just sipping? No, I don't I don't no I don't but I just don't like 251 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,880 Like even Marissa's just like 252 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,320 Ever since she does slow drip, but the you know what? 253 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,040 You know, I'm talking about slow pour slow drip 254 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:31,920 Yeah, that shit like that shit is good. But um you have to she just pours her the kettle into the slur the slur drip 255 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,640 That's so syrup she she pours the kettle 256 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,240 immediately into um her slow drip um 257 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:47,440 Um, whatever the container is so it doesn't really sit there just like it goes right through so you don't get strong coffee 258 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,840 Does that make sense? Oh, yeah 259 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:57,200 Yeah, so like with with french press obviously, you know then like I let it sit there for 15 minutes and 260 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:02,080 Obviously my french press is insulated because otherwise the coffee would be cold 261 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:06,640 All right, and don't get me started on everybody who drinks iced coffee 262 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,560 I 263 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,560 And so 264 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,960 You know hey your cold brew. Yay 265 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:20,240 That's why I'm sorry cold brew. I don't understand cold brew. I'm like, don't you just like I if I want a cold brew 266 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:25,200 But I can only have coffee once a day. That's me. Otherwise. I won't be able to sleep at night 267 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:27,520 but 268 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:33,200 My thing is this I'm like, why don't you just make hot coffee the night before and stick it in the fucking fridge and drink 269 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,760 It's not like I can put it in a picture 270 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,760 And 271 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:43,440 Yeah, I mean that's what I that's I guess because I'm old. That's what I would do 272 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:46,080 But I like my coffee hot 273 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:51,360 And I wake up 45 minutes earlier just so I can enjoy my french press because 274 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,800 According to marissa and marissa in quotes 275 00:23:55,280 --> 00:24:01,280 She says ever since I went to slow drip and you went to french press doesn't um anything in the coffee maker tastes like 276 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:08,720 Fucking prison ass and I'm like, you know what bitch? It totally does it is not that I've never tasted prison ass 277 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:13,840 But it totally is just fucking trash. You're like I was in afghanistan and I 278 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,720 Want tommy no, but how are we 279 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:27,760 What's it called that fucking movie? What am I talking about with um herald and kumar? 280 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,760 Yeah 281 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,280 Uh yeah 282 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,200 White castle 283 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:42,080 Oh my god when I used to um fly out to fucking new jersey 284 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:46,080 I I'm sure I I would not be able to handle a 30 pack 285 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:52,480 You know, have you ever been to like the east coast or wherever they have white castle out? I have I have I 286 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:56,400 I've been to um them all of america 287 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,400 Yeah 288 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:03,120 Okay, so I'm sure you're aware of it then I'm well it was like 289 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:10,960 20 2003 so 20 years ago the last time I was in new jersey was my cousins no longer live in new jersey 290 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:14,320 but the last time I was out there was 20 years ago and 291 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:19,200 As soon as we um as soon as I landed we go to white castle and you know they fuck 292 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:26,320 I don't know if they still do but we ordered a 30 pack and it comes in a fucking cardboard briefcase. Yeah, I think 293 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:32,320 I don't I don't even see the hype of it all but you know 294 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:40,240 If it's a 30 pack I split it with my cousin so it's 15 and 15 295 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:45,360 Then you get like a 30 pack of beer and you fucking call today, but I can't even drink like that anymore 296 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:52,560 Oh, I miss the the good old days. I know what's up with I was just telling my kids, okay, so 297 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:56,720 so, you know jenna or my daughter's going to 298 00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,440 college 299 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:06,320 And everything and I was just telling um my kids that back in the day I would I would 300 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,640 tell them 301 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:13,280 To go to their room for punishment like get inside go to your room 302 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,280 Now that's the only place 303 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,160 That's like, yeah 304 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,800 I don't want to come out of their fucking room. Thanks to lockdown 305 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:26,160 Exactly and they're just like oh, I got and then then I'm thinking okay. I'm turning off the wi-fi 306 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:33,440 You're not gonna have your you know what that's that's the only way you can get kids now is even you shut down the wi-fi 307 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:40,720 Yeah, and so now I tell them now. This is like so like a flip-flop from us growing up 308 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:46,240 Oh my god, I know I'm like go outside. They're like, what are we supposed to do? 309 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,520 out there 310 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:55,520 Pick up dog shit, uh, you can pick some weeds you can go and find a frog 311 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:59,920 I mean, we're an organ. I don't know go shoot a nutria. I'll give you 312 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,880 I don't know 313 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,080 You guys are crazy like get out of here 314 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,160 get out so 315 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:13,120 Do you think your son because I know your son's um young a lot well not that much younger than jina 316 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:16,160 So do you think he's going to be able to adjust without his big sister there? 317 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,160 um 318 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,160 Yeah, because I'm 319 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,160 They're close right or no 320 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,720 um, no jina just she's like the 321 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:28,480 She acts like the mother hen and she's just like 322 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:35,840 Mom said let's we have to do the dishes so hurry up k and do all the dishes. So my daughter 323 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:42,080 She's like yeah, she she's just this big old mother hen, but I just let her I'm like, thank you just 324 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:47,120 Thank you somebody 325 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,120 Yeah, and then my son just saw 13 and like 326 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,520 I'm like Jesus 327 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:55,520 I mean, you know, I don't believe 328 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:59,600 You know, hey buddha Jesus you right whatever 329 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:07,120 Whatever I guess we always you know we're crashing in the car. We're we're saying oh Jesus, but um 330 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 yeah, so 331 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,240 I don't care. I don't know 332 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,200 But my my son's just kind of like good she can leave 333 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,960 I was like, yeah, well then you have more chores buddy 334 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:25,600 Oh, yeah, yeah, I didn't buy this four bedroom house for nothing like 335 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,600 Like 336 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:33,840 So I need to move up there. I'm gonna move in then he can do the chores for me too 337 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,480 A girl and he knows how to make 338 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,960 He knows how to cook so that's all good 339 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,440 All right, and then when he's punished she just goes outside 340 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:51,840 Yeah, buddy, no go outside. Yeah, you better go outside if you're gonna be a little turgolan lawn 341 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:59,920 Okay, so where where he's at because I don't know California is different. Well, I don't know different districts 342 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:02,080 So is he's in junior high? 343 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:08,240 Yeah, he's in junior high. So it's junior high six seventh and eighth grade or just seventh and eighth. Yeah six seventh eight 344 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,120 So he's gonna be weird to me. I know 345 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,480 What the fuck they it's middle school 346 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,840 I know middle school 347 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:23,600 Is middle school to only be seventh and eighth. I don't know that's six that's six to seventh grade transition 348 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,680 I guess um, that's a 349 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,680 That's a whole lot to have them both together 350 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:31,600 To me it is. It's it's really weird. I'm just like, you know 351 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:33,840 we 352 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:41,760 Just I don't understand like I'm saying if my parents told me to go into my room and come inside 353 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,200 I would have been 354 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,680 Sad very very sad like just 355 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:56,960 I'm trying I'm trying to play, you know, I don't know. I'm trying to ride my skateboard. I'm trying to do whatever. I don't know 356 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:01,040 It was so funny like after my dad died my guess 357 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:06,160 I don't remember how we came it came up in conversation, but drew with my brother was telling marissa 358 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:07,920 He was like 359 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:11,920 Dude, your mom used to get beat at least once a week and she didn't fucking care 360 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:15,120 She's like fuck it. Are we are she are you done? 361 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,840 Go back and being bad. Yeah, I don't care 362 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,560 Whatever my dad 363 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:26,960 I would have rather had a whooping than being um grounded for two weeks 364 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:31,440 You know because then I have to be in my room for two weeks as opposed to being outside 365 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:35,120 Like just fucking with me and then I can go outside and be done like okay 366 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:43,360 I'm telling you we had these these big trees in our in our front yard and my dad's telling me go buy 367 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,240 Go go go get you go get a switch 368 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:50,560 And because I was gonna get spanked I was like ah shit 369 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,360 And I was like, haha 370 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:58,640 I'm gonna get this little tiny long one and I thought it was 371 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:04,960 Oh, no, that's what probably hurt more. Oh shit. I should have brought him along like I 372 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,680 It it I can hurt so bad 373 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:14,560 I was like damn because he got mad at me because he would uh 374 00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:22,800 Barbecue a lot and I remember I would get little branches from the tree that would fall and me 375 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:28,720 Well, I guess it was just me. I don't know if my sisters really entertained this idea 376 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:33,680 But I would put the stick in the fucking barbecue with coals 377 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:38,960 And I would act like it was a cigarette. It was a stupid stick a switch 378 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,400 I would be on my bike 379 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:47,200 I'm just riding and shit. My dad's like that's stop 380 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:52,960 Stop I'm gonna kick your ass. I'm like, uh, well, you know, hey 381 00:31:56,480 --> 00:32:01,920 So he got mad he got mad that you were acting like you were smoking. Yeah, yeah, okay 382 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:08,160 That would be something my parents will be mad at about two then but yet he bought me those stupid 383 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,720 big cigarettes 384 00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,040 So like 385 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:17,680 Are the candy cigarettes those candy cigarettes or you just blow that stupid little 386 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:22,080 Think yeah, shit. It only had box 387 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:29,280 Speaking of I used to buy that from the fucking ice cream truck and you know, what's weird 388 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,800 They still have ice cream trucks going around here really 389 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:36,240 And I'm like the next time it comes up the street 390 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:38,480 Um, I'm gonna have to stop 391 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:42,880 Or I guess I'll stop to see because they used to come up the street all the time when I was growing up here 392 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:51,520 But I'm just like the gas prices are ridiculous. So how much are you motherfucking charging for a goddamn fucking popsicle 393 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,080 to keep your fucking, um 394 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:56,160 refrigerated freezer 395 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,160 Running plus all the gas in your 396 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,880 In and dry ice 397 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:06,640 I'm like, what is it like $15 for a popsicle? 398 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:12,880 So I was like when I was a kid I was like, can I give you two cigarettes for 399 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,200 right 400 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:18,480 The ice cream man used to take two cigarettes for a popsicle 401 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:20,880 man 402 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,480 shit 403 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:28,160 Yeah, I don't even think they sell the the cigarettes anymore the fake cigarettes the gummy 404 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:31,520 I mean, no, why would they do that when you can just you can vape 405 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,480 and do whatever else 406 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:41,680 I'm assuming I think you can vape and you know, is there might be an age restriction, but I seriously doubt it 407 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:46,800 Oh my gosh. Well, I heard that california. Well, actually they don't 408 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,840 sell the 409 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,440 What is it called like the flavored fakes anymore? 410 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:58,640 Oh, I know what you're talking about that like the little or whatever. Yeah, I don't know 411 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,360 I think Joel went out of business 412 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,680 I remember seeing that 413 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,920 Now that you say that I don't know I don't vape so 414 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:10,160 Oh, yeah, well, hey there do I I love my lungs 415 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:20,000 Lungs and liver two different elves. Yeah, I know got a little bit of a fatty liver, but I still love my lungs 416 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,480 There you go. Same 417 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,480 Oh 418 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:31,600 Man, yeah, I don't know like, you know, we had a uh an ice cream 419 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:37,200 Truck come but it was a little s10 type deal 420 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,800 And a Chevy s10. Yes 421 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:46,720 Like an elk wait, I hold up a Chevy s10 l Kamino 422 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:48,720 Yeah 423 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:54,400 And and the dude, okay, so you know how in california they they push a little 424 00:34:55,600 --> 00:35:02,560 And this is yeah, yeah, or the little the little carts. Yeah, so he had that in the back and he just had this 425 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:08,000 Yes, and I was like, what that's the ice cream man is crazy 426 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:13,680 Like like that's that's that's gangsta like, okay 427 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,840 Would you would you happen if I had a picture? 428 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,840 I bought an ice cream 429 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:26,320 Well, you got to support the elk Kamino because Chevy a and b I love elk Kamino, so 430 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,320 me too 431 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:31,360 Do you have a picture? I had a 76 elk Kamino, so I'm like, yeah 432 00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,080 what 433 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:38,640 Would you happen to have a picture of that ice cream truck in the okay? 434 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:45,040 No, but he's coming around now because you know, okay only has like two months of sunshine 435 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:48,080 So he's coming around that 436 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,200 Yeah 437 00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:58,160 And you know what you want to know? It's even crazier is the fact that like the sun doesn't go down until 438 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,120 like 10 439 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,600 How the fuck is that happening? I don't know 440 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:11,680 I'm gonna need to look up where the fuck you live in or again on google maps because what the fuck 441 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:15,840 Yeah, I'm just kind of like I'm just a little bit north. It's not like I'm in a 442 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:25,280 Next month on june 21st that will be the last of the longest days and then it starts going short again 443 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:32,560 So the days start going shorter after june 21st. Oh, we're in june. What the fuck? I'm thinking we're in may 444 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:37,520 You're like bitch. So next week wait, we're uh, what's today the 16th? 445 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:45,040 So five five days from today the days the days will start going shorter 446 00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:54,640 So yeah, because damn, you know what ever since the fucking lockdown all my days run and months run together 447 00:36:55,920 --> 00:37:01,760 Yeah, I I you know, I thought we were still in may until I just realized no we're in june 448 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:07,520 Okay, so I'm gonna veer off left course or a guess to another subject because I'm I'm 449 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:14,720 Tying up my hair tomorrow. I'm getting my roots done. So I go every six to seven weeks for my roots since we're both long now 450 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,680 okay, so 451 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:26,480 Okay, so I was just wondering how far you go because my hairstylist he's like, uh, it's every six weeks seven weeks max 452 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:30,080 So I'm going to know it'll be seven weeks. Yeah, I do every six weeks 453 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:34,640 Um, and sometimes I kind of think that's going a little too long 454 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:43,440 Yeah, because he uh four weeks is the the minimum and six weeks is the max aren't sorry six weeks is what I normally do 455 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:47,680 But uh week last week he was busy and I was busy. So we went seven weeks 456 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,960 Oh, I I was curious 457 00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:55,840 But I I do every six weeks and I'm gonna tell you 458 00:37:55,840 --> 00:38:02,880 I'm gonna tell you so this is the thing. I was telling my children that well actually 459 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:07,200 I've been telling everybody in the world that I've been 34 460 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,040 For the past like six years 461 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:16,000 And I'm not and so now my kids are doing max 462 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:23,120 I'm like fucking so I moved it up to 38. I'm like I'm 38 463 00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:29,840 And you tell me yeah, you're you're age got it. Yeah, and I'm like, yeah, I'm 38 464 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:36,640 And then my son's like well wait a minute and he's doing all this math and my son is like this little 465 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:43,440 Wow, he's he's gonna be in geometry and he's only going to eighth grade. So 466 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:49,760 This little guys he's he's crazy smart. I'm just like wow. I need a I need to get a 467 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:55,600 Test and make sure you're really mine or you were switched at first because like I don't know but um 468 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,960 he's he's amazing and uh 469 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:00,800 anyhow 470 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:04,320 I have this like whole new thing where I'm just going to say 471 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:11,200 When people are like, well, um, oh my gosh, how old are you? You know what I'm gonna say. I'm gonna start saying like 472 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:20,400 I'm 47. I'm 48. I'm gonna start saying I'm fucking 50 and that way I can get the compliments like wow, you look great 473 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,320 It's like, yeah 474 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,320 I know right 475 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:33,440 Well, I'm gonna be 50 next year. So I don't care. Hey, hey, but we look great 476 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,080 Sure 477 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,760 Yeah, we do 478 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,200 Yeah, so 479 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:45,840 Because we don't care we act like we're 12. That's why I know and you know what? I think like the alcohol just kind of like, you know 480 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:50,800 Just help this out. Yeah, it keeps us on an even keel. Yeah 481 00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:55,920 Yeah, and we eat healthy and we you know, we were very bad 482 00:39:56,720 --> 00:40:03,520 Back back. Oh, this is where I was gonna try and go with my supervisor. So he's 20. He's 30 whatever, right? 483 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:09,760 So today when he's like, do you want anything from Starbucks? I'm like, I'll take a shot of vodka or don Julio seven. He's like 484 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:11,360 He's like 485 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:17,520 Yeah, I can he's like, I don't know about you, but I can't drink in the morning. I'm like, well, I fucking can I don't know about you 486 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:24,800 But I fucking can and he's like the one time I drank early in the morning. It didn't end well. I'm like look brah 487 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,280 Hey, you need to be a professional 488 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,280 You need to be a professional drinker 489 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:35,280 And I'm not saying I drink heavy all the time, but I'm like if you're gonna start drinking in the morning 490 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:43,200 Um, I've learned from experience. Don't go fucking heavy. You got to like stagger it out or and you need to hydrate like 491 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,760 Yeah 492 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:50,080 Right if you're gonna be drinking for 12 fucking hours 493 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:54,800 Trust me instead of going one for one with water and alcohol 494 00:40:54,800 --> 00:41:00,640 You need to go three water one alcohol and even though you're gonna be going the bathroom a lot 495 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:07,200 Just know you're powering through this ain't a sprint bitch. It's a marathon 496 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,480 Yeah, get it right 497 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:18,240 Here's the thing. He's a ram span. So I'm just like, oh, of course you're a ram span 498 00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:20,720 I'm right 499 00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:29,120 Exactly Raider nation. We fucking go hard all day long. So I was just like, uh, that's probably like if you're Raider nation 500 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,200 You know how to go fucking hard 501 00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:35,200 In the paint at seven o'clock in the morning Raider nation 502 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:41,920 Uh, yeah, bitch. I am not chargers. Fuck your boat. I'm a charger fan. How do we 503 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:46,240 I know you are. I know you are I have a little 504 00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:53,680 I'll Zato Jersey. I'll have you know and a Marcus Allen. Thank you very much. Okay when I was in Miramar 505 00:41:54,320 --> 00:42:02,160 Um, yeah, okay, but yeah, you know, chargers suck, but you know, it's all good and then they went to fucking ellie like 506 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,640 okay, but 507 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:08,160 When they went to LA and Phillip river started crying with us 508 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,880 babies and 509 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,960 Fucking retire bitch. I was a little embarrassed 510 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:18,240 But I see you everybody should be embarrassed. I 511 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,520 come the wagon and then your your little 512 00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:27,680 I'm a raider hater nation, but okay, so and it's funny because my brother 513 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:30,720 Are fuck Derek Carr 514 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:37,360 He he loves raiders and I'm like, dude, you're in Hawaii. No, he was Jesus more than he loves the raiders 515 00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:44,640 I'm just like what the fuck you guys are Las Vegas raiders like this. That's cool. I guess that's kind of fancy 516 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:51,360 But I will give him this the first two or three seasons. He was with the fucking raiders 517 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,720 He was good until he heard his back and then um, he kept 518 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,280 having excuse 519 00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:01,760 I shouldn't say excuses. I guess he just didn't pray hard enough because he's very just 520 00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:05,040 Christian 521 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:09,840 And then we got rid of them. So finally we got rid of them. I don't know. I haven't watched football 522 00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:17,520 I mean, I haven't been to a fucking raider game and the last time I was at a raider game was the season before they left 523 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:21,600 Oakland was the last time I was in Oakland. Well, that's amazing 524 00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:24,240 Yeah, that's like 525 00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:25,280 iconic 526 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:32,720 And that was the season also that I guess that was the year that um, I don't know if you've ever been to Oakland, but um 527 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:37,040 I have the fucking team up there the basketball team 528 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:44,880 The golden state warriors that was the yeah, good state. Yeah, the golden state warriors that the last time I was up there was the season 529 00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:51,520 Or I guess the golden state warriors already left the arena, but there is so much fucking land up there like 530 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:55,040 When I went up there with Darcy my my other best 531 00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:58,240 I had many of best friends as you're aware. You're my best friend 532 00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:05,280 I know best friend, but Darcy went up there. I'm just like if so, um, the golden state arena is right 533 00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:09,200 Was right next to um, Oakland Coliseum 534 00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:14,080 There is so much fucking land up there and I'm like, this is all gonna I haven't been up there 535 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:19,760 But it's got to be all apartments and everything because Oakland's on the up or was on the up and up 536 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:25,200 And it's a fucking port city, right like Long Beach and San Francisco. So 537 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,800 Yeah 538 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,800 Fuck man 539 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,280 I'm just like this. It's just way too much land. So that's 540 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:38,080 I don't know and then the Oakland A's moved to fucking Las Vegas. I'm not trying to go on a tangent about sports 541 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:44,560 I know but um, uh, Oakland the Oakland A's fans was telling I get if I'm saying this right 542 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:48,800 because I was watching the um ESPN earlier this week, but um 543 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:57,520 The Oakland Oakland native or Oakland locals was telling or I got I want if I'm saying this right the Oakland locals was telling the Oakland owner 544 00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:00,640 Oakland A's owner to fucking sell 545 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:05,440 Because they were I want to say it was because they were so angry 546 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:11,120 That they're relocating to Las Vegas, but I could be wrong, but I was just like 547 00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:16,960 There's there's no more teams. There's no more teams in Oakland now because the Oakland A's left 548 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,960 or they're leaving 549 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,400 Fucking Raiders left and then um 550 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:28,320 The golden state warriors left and then San Francisco 49ers aren't even the San Francisco 49ers 551 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:34,960 It was fucking Santa Clarito 49ers. I want to say, you know, I'm so fucking over it. I'm just like what the fuck's happening 552 00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,680 I I'm a I'm a big 553 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:43,120 You know, I'm a tomboy. I love that's why we get along 554 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:48,320 And I love to do sports. I'm not doing fantasy football or anything like that. I've never done that. I 555 00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:51,520 Yeah, I've never done that. I do all that, but I mean I 556 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:58,160 Pretty much. No, I could probably win if I tried but um, I'm sure you could you know my girl 557 00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:00,800 Pomona bull. It's just one the lottery twice 558 00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:02,480 and by 559 00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:07,360 she's won the scratch off twice half a million dollars twice 560 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000 Yeah, and you know what? 561 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:14,400 California raped me with the taxes. So I'm sure they have 562 00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:19,280 Because yeah, my gosh, yeah, but she's won the lotto twice 563 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:23,760 Yeah, I know anyways. I'm sorry. So we're 564 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,440 You're gonna have all these people after me 565 00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:33,760 No, she doesn't have money anymore. Yeah, I'm broke 566 00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:36,720 I'm broke as a joke 567 00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:41,120 But I remember when you fucking won the first time you're like, hey, we need to meet up for lunch 568 00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,120 And I'm like or dinner whatever the fuck we were at 569 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,120 Yeah, we went to islands 570 00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,320 Oh, yeah 571 00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:53,520 Islands I fucking love islands hamburgers by the way. Yeah, and um, so we met up and you're like, hey, we need to go to ATM 572 00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:58,880 I'm like, what? Okay. Sure. And then you're like, this is the amount I could this is the highest amount 573 00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:01,520 I can take out of the ATM and I'm like, okay 574 00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:06,560 And you're like, I won the lotto here. It's for you and I'm like, what? 575 00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:09,440 Yeah, yeah 576 00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:15,120 I told one of my ex-boyfriends or like, did you take the money? I'm like, uh, yeah, why wouldn't I take the money? 577 00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:18,640 Why would I drop it down your mouth if you didn't? 578 00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:25,200 Fucking did you take the money? Uh, yeah, like why wouldn't you that's free fucking money, dude? 579 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,200 Thank you, Pomona. 580 00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:36,160 Bullets by the way. Amen. Like this is what it is. Like, you know, I got some karma coming on my way. Yeah 581 00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:38,720 Always good karma. Yeah 582 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,680 All right, so let's wrap this up 583 00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:47,680 Um, you're drinking Tito's and vodka. I'm drinking Bombay Sapphire 584 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:50,240 Um, to those that are listening, um 585 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,880 Thanks for listening and 586 00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:58,160 We'll be back for another episode in a little bit. Yes. Thank you everybody 587 00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,800 clink clink cheers 588 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:23,840 Bye bitches we out