I'm Baroque Medusa and my sister from another mista is Pomona Bullets. This is Top Shelf
High Jinks. Before we get into episode 2, we have a poll for you guys. Do you prefer
your partner to be neatly trimmed for their no-no parts? You can answer the poll in the
episode notes and on that note, let's do this bitch.
What up girl? What up? How would do? Happy Friday Pomona Bullets. Yes TGIMF.
Okay, before we go any further, clink clink gang. Clink clink. And by clink clink, what
are you drinking girl? Today is Twisted Tea. Nice. I'm still on bombay sapphire and pineapple
juice so hopefully I won't break out in hives. Nothing a little cortisone couldn't help.
Right. Okay, so how you been? I have been pretty
good. Pretty good. Weather's been a little silly here. It's super windy down here. I
don't know. It's like 80 degrees here in SoCal. Okay. I think I'm at like 73. But you know,
when it's Oregon, it could be 50 degrees and that's short weather. Like I'm over here
and scarfed beanies, jackets. Wait, so how cold does it get in the winter time? Oh geez.
Just put it this way. One time I left a water bottle in my car overnight and it was fucking
solid frozen. No shit. Yeah, it gets pretty, pretty cold. Dude, we got snow here last,
last fucking winter. That wasn't a lot of snow but it was fucking snow so whatever
the fuck. It was flurries. Right. At least, yeah, well I'll leave it at that. Okay, so
summer happened this week, right? Right. June 21st. So at work my coworkers who are younger
than me, they're like, hey, guess what? Today's June 21st and I, yeah, it's the first day
of summer. Yeah. Well, let's all take our phones out. Cuping season is officially over.
Now we all need to download Tinder. I laugh so hard. I'm like, I like working with the
younger crowd. You guys are fucking ridiculous. I am not downloading Tinder. I never have.
I never will. But I don't know. That's what they do. The younger generation. Oh, wow.
Whatever. And they were talking about, I guess, I don't know if you heard, I don't watch
the news but the Titanic sub, I don't know. I guess somebody was going to go down to
check out the Titanic and it imploded the submarine. Something like that. I don't know. Yeah.
Yeah. Some missing billionaires or something like that. And the wife is like, yeah, he
gone. He gone. I don't know. I was like, I'm just concerned why my stocks are like plummeting.
But if I'm concerned about the Titanic, people who went down to view the Titanic. Okay. Well,
you know, I don't know. I guess that's kind of rude of me to say, but I just don't watch
the news is where I'm going with this. So I thought they were joking. Oh, yeah. Then
a lot of bad memes going around lately about that. My thing is this, I don't want to ask
them this. Is this the first attempt of them going down to check out the Titanic? I guess
it's the first time it's happened, right? Because obviously it failed. Other. I don't
know. I don't watch the news either. But my dish network, sometimes when I turn on my
TV, it goes directly to just channel two or the news. And I, you know, it when I wake
up, I usually need another 30 minutes before I'm actually awake. Right. I was listening
to what they were saying about this whole submarine and whatever. And the, I guess you,
you know, when you have to sign like the waiver, like, Hey, Hey, the first three paragraphs,
they said mentioned possible death, possible death, possible death, but yet everybody still
signed it. I don't know. I mean, they could have watched Titanic. There was a good documentary
that I saw. You don't need to go no submarine and see it and don't sign no waiver for possible
death. Yeah, to be rich. Yeah, exactly. Let's go to Mars. Let's go to the moon. Let's go
see the fucking Titanic. I don't know. I thought it was a fucking joke. So that's why I just
fucking had to ask. I don't know what's going on. I don't know. And speaking of my younger
coworkers, I love them to death. So this is what I was going to tell you. Apparently they're
millennials that I work with, right? Or there's some more. Yeah, they're fine. But apparently
I guess the, the generation that's younger than them or the generation below them is
Gen Gen Z. Gen Z has taken the word cunt. Remember the cunt? Remember the word cunt, how it
was always negative. And I'd like to say it because it was negative. And I was just like,
okay, whatever. Well, they turned it into a fucking positive. Shut the front door.
Okay, wait, no, I was informed because you know, I'm older that the term serving cunt
means pussy power. And I wrote it down to quote, it's serving realness. Serving cunt
takes serving realness to the next level according to urban dictionary. Pussy power, like I
said, bold, the person is to the point they're extravagant. And any gender can serve cunt
according to urban dictionary. So girl, clink, clink, clink, we are serving cunt, clink,
clink, call me a cunt all day long then. You better put a serving in front of that bitch.
No, what is going on? I'm so lost with, I feel bad for the foreign exchange students
and anybody coming over here to America to learn English. It's like, yeah, good luck
with that. Good luck. Just learn, learn your English by reading memes, I guess. Yeah. Or
urban dictionary with all the correct terminology. You know, my, my, a unit, she says, like,
what's the source? What's the source? I'm like, what, what, what does that mean? What the
sus? What the sus? I was looking at G unit's yearbook and I can't believe she graduated.
That's so crazy. I know. Like, ah, crazy. Where does the time go? But what the sus?
And there was a few kids in the senior year that, you know, they have their little saying.
I was reading just to see like, what, what, what do these kids think about these days?
I don't know what, what, right. And a lot of them are just like, what the sus? And then
I asked, do you know what the sus? Or is that what that means? Or I think it means, um,
that suspicious. Oh, yeah. So when you just say, what the sus, apparently it means like
that suspicious. Okay. All right. Oh my God. I need a like, I don't know. There should
be a documentary like once a year on the new words. Yeah. What the hell are these kids
talking about? And then I was talking to G unit the other day and she's telling me, oh,
yeah, you remember my friend, this one, that and yeah, they're in a ship. I said, they're
in a ship. Like where are they, where are they sailing to? Where are they going? A cruise
ship? Like a relationship. Oh, God. Is that what that means? I believe so. She's like,
no, they're in a ship. A relationship. Whatever. Just say they're together. How about that?
What the hell? You know, I found it hard when Kentucky fried chicken turned to KFC. I found
it. I was like, what do you mean you went to KFC? What does all this mean? Okay, Mickey
B's. Now that we're both older, I have a question. I can't really eat fried food anymore, because
it doesn't agree with me. Now that I'm older, are you the same or? Absolutely 1000%. I'm
sure you didn't do it. I do do it and I regret it the next day. Yeah, I was just like, I
had KFC maybe six months ago and I'm sorry, it was Popeyes. And yeah, I was just like,
oh, this tastes so good in the next morning. I'm like, oh, well, I can't have fried chicken
anymore. You know what? That's even I have even worse story. I was at the gas station
here in town and they have this little chicken strips, chicken sandwiches. Oh yeah, yeah,
they get rid of it. I never eat gas station food. Are you kidding me? So this that day,
I decided like, you know what? I don't want to eat or make dinner. Excuse me. I buy and
they're like, yeah, you could have all these chicken strips. You could have these chicken
sandwiches, everything for $5. Who knows how long it's been under the heat lamp or I don't
know, they're just trying to get rid of it. So I was like, deal. I think it's a homeless
person. There's so many people you would think, but I was like deal. Taking it. Well, yeah,
right. We're having for dinner, fried chicken, gas station chicken at that. And yeah, no,
I think I was like in a coma for two days. I didn't feel good. I couldn't do anything.
I couldn't go anywhere. I was like, wow, it's coming out. Like I don't know. Exorcism.
Yeah. For sure. I was like stupid ass fried chicken, gas. Like I'm old. I'm old. I can't
do that anymore. Even like French fries. I had French or I had tater tots last weekend
and they were so fucking good. Normally I just make them in the air fryer, but we mean M went
out and then what's it called? Oh my God, the tater tots were so good, but whatever.
Oh, and Domino's is doing these loaded tots. Like that looks delicious. I haven't had Domino's
in ages. I didn't realize they were doing tots. That's good. Yeah. Some like loaded
tots. It's kind of like, wow, I want to try it, but I, my body's no, don't do it. Don't
right. Think about it. Stop. I would rather my body, I can still eat. What's it called
like chips and salsa? I can eat that all day long. So if I want something fried or whatever,
I know that won't upset my stomach. And of course it goes great with fucking beer. So
hello. Yeah, I mean, I can still eat fried rice. That's about as good as I get. It's
fried rice or a fried egg. That's right. And spam. There you go. You can have fried rice
without spam. That's good. Shit. All right. So I have a question. When it comes to playlist,
do you make play playlist or you just like, so the funny thing is I have playlist on my
Apple music that you made, that you made it on your own though. You don't like listen to
other people's playlists. No, but, but my son tries to, he does this whole Spotify thing
and his whole playlist and he tries to find every song that he thinks I would like. He
goes to the 80s. Yeah, he tries. He's like, I got to play a song on this playlist. And
I said, all right, let's let's listen to it since I don't have serious sex anymore. So
let's do this. But I personally just have some minor playlist on my music. Well, I'm
the same way. That's all I like. I love the deaf tones. I don't know if you like the deaf.
I know you love social D, but I don't know if you love the deaf tones. I have my I fucking
took forever to make my deaf tones playlist and whatever. So I made it right. And then
I try to listen to like their new album that I guess came out last year or the year before.
I don't even remember what it's called. Oh, it's called Ohms. But I was just like, Oh,
I found the songs that I liked and I put on my playlist. And then I try to go back to
listen to like just an actual album instead of the playlist. And I can't fucking do it.
I was just like, you know what, I can only listen to my playlist now because I, you know,
you put all the songs in that you fucking love. And then you're like the other they're
not the other tracks are not trash, but they're just not me. So I was just like, Oh, I can't
even listen to their fucking albums anymore. I did the same thing with the food fighters.
I was just like, Hey, you know, this is I went to a concert and I was trying to make
a little playlist so that I could sing along at the concert. I'd like I'd like that band.
I dammit. Hey, when I went to the concert, they're like, we've been doing this for 40
years and I'm down. Okay. I was like, uh, shit. Well, then no wonder why we're all gray
haired and wearing converse here at this concert. Um, wow, like who listens to food
fighters? My kids like food, what food fighters? I can't really get into them, but you know,
it's so funny that you're talking about everybody's all like old with gray hairs at the concert.
So, um, Anthony Kitas was on the Joe Rogan experience. I don't know when it was, but
I think it's an old episode, but I, our podcast episode, I don't know what it's called, but
I was listening to it and he's fucking 60 and I'm telling my brother and I'm like, bro,
I'm like, um, Anthony Kitas is 60. He's like, I fucking hope so. And well, shit under the
bridge. I, I, wow. No. Yeah, there he's fucking 60 and I'm like, uh, he's like, I hope he
fucking is cause they've been around forever. Hello. I know. Damn it. I hate it. When I
used to work for the city, um, my supervisor, he was, I don't know, he's, he's older than
him, but, uh, I think he's older than him. Yeah, he is, but I was telling him about Cypress
Hill and I'm like, Oh, I went to, I went to, I went to, I used to go to the low rider car
shows at the Coliseum and Cypress Hill would open. They weren't even the main, um, what's
it called? The headliner, I guess they weren't even the headliner. They were just like opening
because they just had their first album out. He was like, wow. Okay. And I'm like, do you
listen to Cypress Hill? He's like, I fucking love Cypress Hill. I'm like, how old were you
in 92? And he was like, I'm like, yeah, you're probably fucking five. I was, well, my, my,
my children, um, said that, uh, Snoop Dogg's the grandpa and stuff. Like, yeah, I guess
he is. I mean, he probably is. And it's just kind of like, what? What is going on? Time
just doesn't wait for anybody. Like, right? Or my, uh, uh, Junit. So I called Junit Junit
because 50 cents. Oh, and it's, she hated the fact that I call her that, but I, I looked
it up and like, was that really out in like 96? Right? Fucking Cypress Hill. Um, their
first album, How to Kill a Man, I want to say came out before Marissa was, or I'm sorry,
before, yeah, in 91, before M was born. Yeah. So I was just like, they've been around forever.
And then my, my brother, he's like, I would hope so because they've been, or I'm like,
they're in their fifties too. So, um, I don't know. I just feel old, but at least the music
was great back in the 90s. Right. And, and now I feel old because my grandfather used
to say, oh, this little jazz band. And I'm like, huh, it's fucking old. Like, and, and
this was real music back in the day. And I was like, no, this was real music. Cypress
Hill. And, um, yeah, be real. We're going to be real. Mr. Be real. And, um, I remember
following them or, well, let me take that back because there was no following or anything
back in our day. Right. But, um, they had a beef with like Westside connection.
Oh, that's right. Yeah. I don't know what the beef was. You know what's so funny was,
um, so there was one car show that they were at, um, or the lowrider show in, in LA and
my brother, it was always me and my brother that would go, but, um, my brother couldn't
make it. I don't know what happened. Anyways, my, my ba, my baby's Godfather. I'm like,
I don't know how to get to the Coliseum. You need to, if you want to go to the car show,
you need to drive. So, um, he's never been to a car show. Right. I don't know. Have
you been to a, have you been to a lowrider show?
Yes. And I had to hit the deck because they started shooting in the parking lot. But yes.
Okay. Well, luckily for me, that didn't happen, but, so we get there and he's not an innocent
guy or whatever, but, um, he was just totally, he's just like, Oh my God. He's like, you
cannot tell my fucking girlfriend I'm here because all the girls are walking around
topless. Everybody's fucking high. And he's like, so we get done. I'm like, did you like
it? You know, you know, you didn't have to, or I guess if you want to come to the next
one, he's like, when's the next fucking show? He's like, the girl got their tops off. Everybody's
smoking weed, getting drunk and all the cars. And I'm like, this is why I love lowrider culture.
Yeah. I don't know if they still have the lowrider shows, but like people don't know.
I'm sure you, because you're older like me, the Art LeBeau show. Oh, fucking course. That
was on AM. Yeah. And then it went to FM on like 99 one. Yeah. The low, the lower channels.
Yeah. And then I was like, oh yeah. It was like every Sunday. I remember I still remember
the phone number because I used to call and call and call and get the busy signal. But
now I need to look up Art LeBeau because I don't know when that stopped or when it ended.
I'm sure he's dead. Yeah. Exactly. Oh, okay. I'm like, I think he died. He had breathed in
pink Art LeBeau. Yes. If you're dead. I still love the Smokey Robinson songs and the temptations
that she used to play. I was always trying to dedicate something to some boy crush on.
Speaking of the oldies, do you remember when you were living down here that the radio station
K Earth 101 girl? That's what I had. I had an old school alarm clock. It was one of those alarm
clocks where the little little flaps would go down to change the number. Yeah. Yeah. And my
dad gave it to me. I think he had it in Vietnam or I don't even know. But it had the little
as a memento for you, bitch. Yeah, there you go. And here's my black and white TV. And
it was okay. And I the only station that I could get good reception was K Earth 101. And it was
all Rick D's in the morning. Tell me what time it is. Well, I'm here to inform you. I added that
station to my in my car, right? As one of my favorites. Girl, they fucking play like 1980s
and like 1990s shit. Yeah. Why is that? Fuck. I'm like, where's the Supreme's? Where's the 1950s
shit that they used to play back in the 80s? But whatever, I'm telling you, you know what?
Remember that station? It was a star 98.7 or something. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. And I was like,
hey, it was kind of like 80s, just a little bit of 70s in there. It was just yeah. And now I found
the yeah, they don't do that shit. It's like they're all playing 90s and shit. And I don't think I
just thought that was weird. I'm like, you guys play outcast? Oh, fuck no. K Earth 101 plays
outcast. They had an outcast song to shake it like a Polaroid picture. No. Yeah,
that's girl. What's wrong with this world? I'm like, is this still K Earth 101? And they mentioned
K Earth one. I'm like, okay, well, that's cool, I guess. No. Man, that's, that's horrible.
I don't know. I was just like, I like outcasts. It's just weird to hear it on fucking K Earth 101.
Yeah, you're like, am I on kiss FM? Us boomers are like the new generation of old bitch.
We are the original serving cunt generation. We just didn't use the word correctly, I guess back
then. I guess not. Our term. I guess not. Then clean clean to that good. So every time I was called
one, you know, I'm gonna, I'm gonna put a fucking badge on me. I need a pocket protector.
Okay, so speaking of the younger generations, how does, you were mentioning, but how G unit tells
you to hang up the phone or something like that? And I'm like, what? Yeah. So it was a couple months
ago. She's just on the phone on the phone on the phone. And I can hear her talking laughing.
And I get it. She has an iPhone, little touchscreen, all that. So I go into her room and I said,
hey, it's, and I tried to just lip this like time to hang up. Then she looks at me kind of weird.
So I put the, I don't know. I thought it was the universal sign for a phone, a thumb to my ear,
pinky to my lips. And I said, time to hang up. So I take my hand away from my face. And I, and I
push it down, like down to hang up. Yeah, or hanging up. And she just says to her, whoever she's talking
to, I think I have to go because my mom's trying to tell me something. And, and she goes, what are
you, what's going on? And they said, hang up. She goes, well, why did you put your hand to your
face and, and go down like hang up, hang up, hang up a phone, a back in our day type of phone
that we would have. And she, and I said, well, it means hang up. And she's like, but I don't
understand why. And she goes, if you wanted me to hang up, why don't you just put your
palm up and point at it? I don't get that either. And I said, oh, well, fuck, I guess that makes
sense. I mean, for you guys, but here's the thing, me and you don't like to talk on the phone anymore.
All we do is text. So I'm surprised that she was actually on the phone a and b. I'm not going to
do it the way G you and it's telling me to hang up. I'm going to do it the old school way. Yeah,
we're gonna, we're gonna fucking hang up Napoleon Dynamite. Like we're hanging up.
And, and, and another quick story is my son actually was having a
ceremony award. He made like honors and he and he's like this little genius. And so I go and he
sees me, he's in the little, you know, the seat, the seats and it's in the gym at the school and
I'm in the bleachers. And the principal says, Hey, when you get called up, grab your certificate,
shake my hand, turn, look at your parents and smile because they might want to take a picture.
So my son turns and he looks at me and he's in this in the seats and I tell him,
well, I, again, it's one of those, I'm just voicing it because I'm not saying it loud.
And I said, I, so I point to my chest and want to take a picture of you. So you better do that.
So I'm trying to do this weird little sign language where picture. So I'm thinking of a camera,
you know, with a, with a flash cube. I don't, I don't know. I'm doing like, oh my God, a camera
with a flash cube. I am so fucking old. Nobody else probably would know what that means except
me and you. Yeah. And I was just doing the little click, click, click or the little disposable
cameras. Like I don't think they sell anymore unless you're, you know, at Disneyland or and you
forgot like your phone or your phone died or I don't know. I don't think they, they develop film
anymore. So I was trying to do a little click, click. And he looks at me very, very weird.
And he like waves at me with his, his index finger, like, oh, is that a high? And he just kind of
gives me a thumbs up and just does a little, like a red rum type shit and just like, man.
And of course he goes up and he has his certificate, but he puts it right in front of his face.
So it's okay. Son. Yeah. Like this is, this is like, I don't get it. And so after the ceremony,
I said, why did you do that? I told you I wanted a picture. And he's like, oh, that's what you meant.
Why did you do this little clicky thing with your finger with your index? So how are you supposed
to tell somebody you want to take a picture these days? I don't know. Maybe I should have just showed
him my iPhone and said, I'll be like, selfie bitch. Yeah, I should have brought my selfie stick out.
Said this is what I need for you for you. Okay. So speaking of kids, apparently now summer has
rolled around. So June 21st, like, I guess the younger generation wants to download Tinder,
whatever the fuck, I buy fruit of the loom. I call them wife beaters. I've always called them
wife beaters fruit of the loom to 10 packs of white in a size small and my summer set. That's
all I fucking wear. Right. With the black bra. Yeah, of course, because that's how I fucking roll.
That's why we roll. Okay. But why would you wear a white bra with a white tank top? It looks so
much more white and it's more like noticeable. You need to wear a black bra with a white fucking
wife beater people. Amen to that. Clink, clink, clink, clink. And let me get to where I was going
with this before and then we can talk about whatever. My daughter informed me that it is
politically incorrect to call tank tops wife beaters. That's what I fucking said. I'm like,
what? Yeah, it's politically or not politically incorrect, but it's not, I guess the right term
to use anymore. I don't know, whatever. And I looked at her and I said, I'm a boomer. I will
continue to, she calls me boomer when I act like a boomer. She's like, okay, boomer, whatever.
So I will, I'm like, I'm going to pull the boomer card. I'm a fucking boomer and these are
white beaters. They're fruit of the loom. I don't need anything fucking fancy. They get dingy after
like five washes and they go in the trash. And that's why I buy 20 of them or a dustprag. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Like I'm not going to bleach these. They're fucking like paper spin. Shit.
So we, we, we can no longer say that.
But you know what? I bought the white beaters and I haven't bought new bras in forever. So I guess
I need to buy new bras because they're looking kind of like, looking kind of raggedy.
Yeah. Well, I'm like, you know, I don't know. I don't go to Victoria's Secret anymore.
I don't either. Like, okay, Walmart.
Girl, do you shop on Sheen or the Sheen Air?
I do not.
Does, I bet Gina, or I'm sorry, I bet G-Unit does. She might know what it is. They're fucking
cheap as fuck. My mom's like, how much did you get these bras for? Is that bras for like two years
ago? I'm like, I got three for like 15 bucks. She's like, what? And I said, yeah, they,
Sheen, S-H-E-I-N, they ship directly from China. So they don't like have stores in the United States
or whatever. So they're not paying rent. They're not doing any of that shit.
Motherfuck. Thank goodness. I did do a dormie once and I got like four bras for like 25 dollars.
Okay. So that's probably the same thing. They probably ship from China just under a different
business name or whatever. So same thing. Same thing. I don't get a shit who's sewing my shit.
I mean, I buy name brand stuff for certain things, but like who fucking cares about underwear?
Yeah. Like nobody's going to look at this. Like, right. I just need it to fit. I don't
need that stupid underwear. I fucking hate underwire bras. I used to wear them all the time.
And M, she doesn't even like wear real bras anymore. She's like, you just need to wear the bra
lats, but I don't like bra lats. I tried that. I'm like, maybe it's because I'm built like a boy.
I need some kind of padding in my bras. Me too. That's why I always had the, was it the push-up?
Push-up. Yeah. And then, you know, when you have, man, I don't know. I don't want to go there,
there, but I need some padding because, you know, something I do. My headlights are always on.
I'm not trying to pretend even though I'm built like a boy headlights. Yeah. But, you know, I'm
just straight nip. So, you know, I feel you clink, clink. Clink. Clink.
Crazy. I'm just like, whatever. I just don't want this sticking out. Like,
my wife beater. God forbid. Yeah. God forbid. I'll get arrested for indecent public exposure or
exposure. Yeah. I don't know. You know what? Okay. Maybe I shouldn't mention this, but you know how,
like, I'm going to mention, I don't fucking care. You know how, like, some, I guess, like,
we're not on social media or just like media in general, like they frown upon, I guess, women
showing their breasts or whatever if they're topless. Yeah. Well, what about all the guys that are
walking around that are not, and I'm not saying they're not in shape or I'm not fat shaming them,
but like, there's guys that walk around top, I guess, yeah, I'll call it topless. They walk
around topless, like at the pool or wherever the fuck they are, and their boobs are bigger than mine.
Like, I don't want to see that shit. Yeah. Who wants to see that? Like, if I were to cover up
my little boy boobs, you should cover yours up too.
Like, guess who's drunk? This bitch. I'm serving cunt. You know what's worse is when,
I don't know. Okay. So my preference isn't Harry Chess per se. I'm totally with you.
Yeah. But I'm going to say the word again when they're wearing their wife beaters and it's all
just sticking out like, you know, and then you want to go to a pool. Like, I didn't come to Vegas
to this poach to see this fucking Harry little beast like fucking wax your ass. Like, I don't know.
I mean, if you're fucking chess is that Harry, I can only imagine like nobody wants to see that down
there. I'm sure they manscape though, because it would make their dicks look bigger.
Bitches will be having the floss after that. Like, I don't know. Yeah.
For the bitches that do go down. Yeah. I mean, shit, too close to the asshole. Sorry.
Clink clink bitch. Clink clink that. Sorry. You know, pubes stuck in my teeth. Right.
So like you mentioned Harry Chess, I remember like back in my 30s, this one guy I was going to hook
up with was one of my cousin's friends. And I asked I asked my cousin's best friend, I'm like,
yo, if I meet up with this guy, I'm like, I'm not into here. I'm like, is this motherfucker Harry?
Like you guys all hang out on the weekends and all that. And he's like, Emma, what?
I mean, they could be like at a pool or maybe a sauna. I was just like, that's not going to be my
thing. I mean, you don't need to be waxed, but I don't need to fucking rug up there. Yeah.
Gross. Fucking all sweaty and nasty. And yet they expect us to keep the playground clean.
Like fuck off. Right. Then, then, you know, why don't you just run some clippers, put a number
one clip. It's called manscaping bitch. Yeah, do it. Do it. Manny petty cures. Okay. Guess what?
Yeah. Girls can do that. But I think man equals men too. Or whatever gender. Get your many pennies
guys. Get your girls. Whatever. Yeah. Man. I guess gender scape. I don't want to leave out any
genders, but just gender scape. Yeah. I guess I've watched too much porn and like seen too many
playboys like just keep it clean and keep it nice and tidy. Yeah. And boomer talking like boomer
still do this shit. So that's how we were raised. You all need to keep your shit in check. You do.
It's called hygiene. Right. Fuck man. The fuck is going on with the world today.
Okay. On a lighter note. Let's let's just a little.
Have you done any painting or drawing since
last week? No, no, I want to but I'm kind of like in this little.
Oh, no. Well, just even if you just draw a little stick figures or whatever, I'm just trying to
encourage you. And if you're going to ask if I made it Instagram for your drawings, no, I have not.
Okay, we'll see. Well, there we go. Thank you for giving me a little bit of time.
Okay. So if you draw this week and you send it to me, I'll create, I guess, Pomona bullets Instagram.
All right. Well, what is there anything in particular? No, just like whatever. I just want
you to like keep your creative juices going. Yeah. I'm not big on landscapes. Like I don't know.
I don't care. Whatever you like to draw, that's we are draw or paint. That's what you need to
do. Don't do it because don't do if I tell you to draw a fucking bear and you don't like drawing
bears, then don't fucking draw the fucking bear. You draw what you fucking like.
Well, in the tattoo community, they want to fucking lie and I'm like, ah,
growling like bitch, you're going to get serving cut across your back. You're going to get a little
lion king. Yeah. Far on your ass. Or two. I enus was it two? I enus or three? I enus at two.
I believe that you are enus. Yeah. Was it whoopie Goldberg, the voice of one of them?
I want to say yes. I took him to see that movie when she was like, I think she was two or three
and she fucking only saw five minutes. I've been wanting to run up and down the stairs at the
fucking movie theater. Fuck man, whatever. I know. Single mom life, clean clink. So great.
I do remember when she was born, it was Aladdin. Like, you know how Disney has one fucking movie
every year? Aladdin would. Then I guess there's like Aladdin two and maybe Aladdin three after that.
I don't know. I lost. They had the return of K'Far or some crap. Oh, that too? Okay.
I don't know. I don't even know. I was actually just talking to my children
and we were saying, whoa, my daughter was saying, oh, remember when my son, he used to be this,
what was it? George, not George at the jungle. George Jepsen? No, what would I, shit, I wish
when they had small and they just went going up in the air. No, it was George at the,
not George at the jungle. What's that little monkey? Curious George. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was so curious George. And that's when I found out about Jack Johnson because I bought the soundtrack.
And I was like, oh, wow. You know, he's, oh my God, I forgot that. Yeah. I forgot there was a
Curious George movie. I was reading Curious George. That's what I learned of read reading Curious
George back in like 1978 or whatever fucking year it was. Yeah, exactly. I read those books and I,
he had all the books and then the little Disney movie came out and the man with the yellow hat
or whatever. And I forgot about that. Damn. And I was like, oh, shit, my kids are giving me throwbacks.
And, oh, and so another thing is this whole McDonald's thing with the grievous birthday.
Oh, I saw that. So I think, because my mom watches only regular TV with the TV antenna or whatever
there after the rabbit ears, what the wire hanger. Yeah, I told her I would get her like the smart
TVs, but then that means I would have to like sit there and try to figure out the channel she
wants to watch or Netflix every fucking time she turns the TV on. So I'm like, you know what,
you're going to keep the TV with the rabbit ears, bitch. And I call my mom bitch in the most respectable
way ever. Yeah, I'm not calling her like it's all about the tone and the inflection. It's not
derogatory. If I'm offending anybody, maybe you should not listen to my podcast. We call each
other bitch. And we also serve cunt here. So there you go. I mean, if you can be a cunt,
you can be a bitch and it's all left. Serving. Okay, so, Grimace. Oh yeah, sorry. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to interrupt. So yeah, so I guess it's his birthday. Yeah. And I was like, what the
hell? And so my kids are like, who is Grimace? And I was telling them, well, yeah, back in the
in my day, McDonald was the place to have your birthday party. Yes, Ronald McDonald would show
up. There was a little playground in the back. Wasn't like that ball, whatever, where you just
jump in these stupid balls or whatever. It was like, remember that little thing that you could
spin? And yes, I had my fit my fifth year birthday, first year birthday. How do you say it? When I
was five years old, we were still living in Canada. And you know what, because I'm a fucking
bitch and I'm a Capricorn, that day I was not having it. But I'll I'm interrupting again. You
fucking tell your story and then I'll tell my story. Sorry. Well, so I was just telling the kids,
like, yeah, there was Hamburglar, Hamburglar. Hamburglar. Yes. And I don't remember the girl's
name. Remember the girl? Yes, it was the birdie, early birdie or the I don't know if it was a
chicken or I want to say she was a chicken. I thought she was a duck. I don't know. But
duck nuggets, bitch, they serve chicken nuggets. Hello. Why were they cooking her eggs? I don't know.
She and then my kids are like, so what who was grimace and I go grimace was also part of the
pack. I just want to say he was all about the milkshakes and the fries. I don't actually
really remember. So I'm going to just leave it at that. But I remember it was the big purple guy.
So yeah, my kids are just like, who what is he? What was he supposed to be?
So this is I tell them I'm like, well, remember that show you guys used to watch?
Oh, tell it to me. I was like, Barney could be he could be the original Barney. I was like,
you know, no, I was like, he those are his kids. They're like, what? Why did they look
half human? I was like, because he procreated with the human lady. And I love you.
You. I love you. That's what happened. I go he grimace fell off the map because he owed child
support like, right? Fucking pouring out at fucking McDonald's. Yeah. I think he hooked up with like,
you know, big bird. And that's how they had that birdie. I don't know. But
you win. Yeah, I'm just like, yes. And the kids are like, what? They bust out with their phones
and they're googling. Yeah. No, I'm like, yes, I'm all that. What was the name? They'll tell
me that held the purse. I don't know. But because I say thank God, because when M was growing up,
it was Barney like I had all the Barney episodes fucking memorized. Oh my God. Oh,
she had the Barney fucking. What's it called? I guess the bedding or you know, like the blankets
and the comforters and everything. Oh my fucking God. Thank God she got out of that shit. So horrible.
I just had well, June it was big time Dora the explorer.
Dora. I heard a little about Dora. I was like, oh gosh, the hell like this, you're gonna fucking
kill me. Like I can't, I can't do this. I can't. I can't. This is so like what the hell is going on?
I remember when my aunt, my mom's sister came to visit when Marissa was still,
I don't know how she was younger, but she she brought she gave her a when she came to visit,
she gave her a Dora the explorer doll and she wasn't that young. So my so M's like,
mom, what with this fucking doll? She's like, she's like, I'm not Hispanic mom. Like
whatever. I was just like, just be grateful just because she she was past the stage of like
watching that show. So I don't know. She was trying to be funny, but what's the call? She
didn't get it, I guess, because it was past her age bracket.
Well, you know, Jeanette said, oh, anyhow, Jeanette told me that she's like, mom,
I can speak spinach. No, I said spinach. I said, really? How do you speak spinach? Can you can
you teach me? And she's, um, yeah, I can. Hola soy Dora. I'm like, oh, you can speak spinach.
Yes. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. You can do whatever you want. Right.
All right, girl, I guess we can wrap this up. Um, so I want you to continue or I guess continue,
can draw something or sketch something and, um, I guess text or send it to me on text. And I will
actually follow through on my end and create you an Instagram and your baby's daddies won't know about
it because we'll put it under Pomona bullets. Yeah, good. Cause they'll never know. You can handle it
once I have it created. Yeah, I, I, you know, I really, well, you know, feel paid child support,
you know, kids aren't kids are right. They're yours. They're mine. I paid, I don't know how much for
to use braces. Oh, well, at least her teeth are fucking done. I know. We are going to be on fleek.
I don't even know if that's a word anymore. Fleek. I don't think they use it. It's Riz. Riz.
No, it's serving cunt. Fuck it. Yeah. And I'm like, you serving cunt, you got some Riz. And I was like,
what, what is, but um, unit's telling me, yeah, Riz. And I go, what, what does Riz mean? Why do
you keep saying this? She's all, it's short for charisma. Oh, oh God. Oh, good. Tell G unit, I
don't even use the word charisma because it's a boring fucking Karen word. I, right. That's a
big bitch word. Yeah. And being a Karen. Yeah. And the kids are just like, oh, well, you know,
it's Riz. You got some Riz going on. I'm like, what the hell are you fucking talking about?
I think Riz as in Rizza of the Wu-Tank clan. I don't think you know, like, I don't know. I'm
all thinking of Jizz. I'm like, are you sure you don't mean Jizz? Like, Riz, Jizz, Riz, Riz, whatever.
Yeah, you got the K'Riz. The Riz. Shut up. Shut up. I don't, I don't understand. I, I, I, they make
me feel like I don't know English. It's okay. That's what us boomers, that's how we are.
It's okay. Cause then we have a support group. Yeah. Let's start a support group. Right. It's
called Top Shelf Hijinks, bitch. That's right. All right. And on that note, we are out until next
week. I am, shit, I was gonna say Pomona Bullets. That's how fucked up I am. I am Baruch Medusa and
you are Pomona Bullets. And we see you soon. Clink, clink, clink. Clink, clink.