1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,120 I'm Baroque Medusa and my sister from another mista is Pomona Bullets. This is Top Shelf 2 00:00:09,120 --> 00:00:16,520 High Jinks. Before we get into episode 2, we have a poll for you guys. Do you prefer 3 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:22,360 your partner to be neatly trimmed for their no-no parts? You can answer the poll in the 4 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:32,360 episode notes and on that note, let's do this bitch. 5 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:45,680 What up girl? What up? How would do? Happy Friday Pomona Bullets. Yes TGIMF. 6 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:53,600 Okay, before we go any further, clink clink gang. Clink clink. And by clink clink, what 7 00:00:53,600 --> 00:01:03,680 are you drinking girl? Today is Twisted Tea. Nice. I'm still on bombay sapphire and pineapple 8 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:13,640 juice so hopefully I won't break out in hives. Nothing a little cortisone couldn't help. 9 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:20,200 Right. Okay, so how you been? I have been pretty 10 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:26,840 good. Pretty good. Weather's been a little silly here. It's super windy down here. I 11 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:36,200 don't know. It's like 80 degrees here in SoCal. Okay. I think I'm at like 73. But you know, 12 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:43,320 when it's Oregon, it could be 50 degrees and that's short weather. Like I'm over here 13 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:53,120 and scarfed beanies, jackets. Wait, so how cold does it get in the winter time? Oh geez. 14 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:58,760 Just put it this way. One time I left a water bottle in my car overnight and it was fucking 15 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:07,400 solid frozen. No shit. Yeah, it gets pretty, pretty cold. Dude, we got snow here last, 16 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:16,120 last fucking winter. That wasn't a lot of snow but it was fucking snow so whatever 17 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:27,520 the fuck. It was flurries. Right. At least, yeah, well I'll leave it at that. Okay, so 18 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:34,480 summer happened this week, right? Right. June 21st. So at work my coworkers who are younger 19 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:41,320 than me, they're like, hey, guess what? Today's June 21st and I, yeah, it's the first day 20 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:50,200 of summer. Yeah. Well, let's all take our phones out. Cuping season is officially over. 21 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:57,760 Now we all need to download Tinder. I laugh so hard. I'm like, I like working with the 22 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:02,880 younger crowd. You guys are fucking ridiculous. I am not downloading Tinder. I never have. 23 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:16,000 I never will. But I don't know. That's what they do. The younger generation. Oh, wow. 24 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:21,160 Whatever. And they were talking about, I guess, I don't know if you heard, I don't watch 25 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:27,200 the news but the Titanic sub, I don't know. I guess somebody was going to go down to 26 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:33,360 check out the Titanic and it imploded the submarine. Something like that. I don't know. Yeah. 27 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:38,360 Yeah. Some missing billionaires or something like that. And the wife is like, yeah, he 28 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:46,000 gone. He gone. I don't know. I was like, I'm just concerned why my stocks are like plummeting. 29 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:52,040 But if I'm concerned about the Titanic, people who went down to view the Titanic. Okay. Well, 30 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:56,200 you know, I don't know. I guess that's kind of rude of me to say, but I just don't watch 31 00:03:56,200 --> 00:04:02,800 the news is where I'm going with this. So I thought they were joking. Oh, yeah. Then 32 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:10,200 a lot of bad memes going around lately about that. My thing is this, I don't want to ask 33 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:16,200 them this. Is this the first attempt of them going down to check out the Titanic? I guess 34 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:22,560 it's the first time it's happened, right? Because obviously it failed. Other. I don't 35 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:27,360 know. I don't watch the news either. But my dish network, sometimes when I turn on my 36 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:36,520 TV, it goes directly to just channel two or the news. And I, you know, it when I wake 37 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:44,320 up, I usually need another 30 minutes before I'm actually awake. Right. I was listening 38 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:53,040 to what they were saying about this whole submarine and whatever. And the, I guess you, 39 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:59,320 you know, when you have to sign like the waiver, like, Hey, Hey, the first three paragraphs, 40 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:07,680 they said mentioned possible death, possible death, possible death, but yet everybody still 41 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:13,280 signed it. I don't know. I mean, they could have watched Titanic. There was a good documentary 42 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:21,800 that I saw. You don't need to go no submarine and see it and don't sign no waiver for possible 43 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:30,400 death. Yeah, to be rich. Yeah, exactly. Let's go to Mars. Let's go to the moon. Let's go 44 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:36,840 see the fucking Titanic. I don't know. I thought it was a fucking joke. So that's why I just 45 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:45,320 fucking had to ask. I don't know what's going on. I don't know. And speaking of my younger 46 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:51,320 coworkers, I love them to death. So this is what I was going to tell you. Apparently they're 47 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:56,520 millennials that I work with, right? Or there's some more. Yeah, they're fine. But apparently 48 00:05:56,520 --> 00:06:00,480 I guess the, the generation that's younger than them or the generation below them is 49 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:10,320 Gen Gen Z. Gen Z has taken the word cunt. Remember the cunt? Remember the word cunt, how it 50 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:14,600 was always negative. And I'd like to say it because it was negative. And I was just like, 51 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:20,560 okay, whatever. Well, they turned it into a fucking positive. Shut the front door. 52 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:27,040 Okay, wait, no, I was informed because you know, I'm older that the term serving cunt 53 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:34,440 means pussy power. And I wrote it down to quote, it's serving realness. Serving cunt 54 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:40,560 takes serving realness to the next level according to urban dictionary. Pussy power, like I 55 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:49,640 said, bold, the person is to the point they're extravagant. And any gender can serve cunt 56 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:55,120 according to urban dictionary. So girl, clink, clink, clink, we are serving cunt, clink, 57 00:06:55,120 --> 00:07:02,720 clink, call me a cunt all day long then. You better put a serving in front of that bitch. 58 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:13,320 No, what is going on? I'm so lost with, I feel bad for the foreign exchange students 59 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:19,920 and anybody coming over here to America to learn English. It's like, yeah, good luck 60 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:27,200 with that. Good luck. Just learn, learn your English by reading memes, I guess. Yeah. Or 61 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:37,600 urban dictionary with all the correct terminology. You know, my, my, a unit, she says, like, 62 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:41,800 what's the source? What's the source? I'm like, what, what, what does that mean? What the 63 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:49,760 sus? What the sus? I was looking at G unit's yearbook and I can't believe she graduated. 64 00:07:49,760 --> 00:08:00,120 That's so crazy. I know. Like, ah, crazy. Where does the time go? But what the sus? 65 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:07,600 And there was a few kids in the senior year that, you know, they have their little saying. 66 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:12,040 I was reading just to see like, what, what, what do these kids think about these days? 67 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:17,600 I don't know what, what, right. And a lot of them are just like, what the sus? And then 68 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:26,960 I asked, do you know what the sus? Or is that what that means? Or I think it means, um, 69 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:35,840 that suspicious. Oh, yeah. So when you just say, what the sus, apparently it means like 70 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:43,320 that suspicious. Okay. All right. Oh my God. I need a like, I don't know. There should 71 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:50,120 be a documentary like once a year on the new words. Yeah. What the hell are these kids 72 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:56,480 talking about? And then I was talking to G unit the other day and she's telling me, oh, 73 00:08:56,480 --> 00:09:03,160 yeah, you remember my friend, this one, that and yeah, they're in a ship. I said, they're 74 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:07,080 in a ship. Like where are they, where are they sailing to? Where are they going? A cruise 75 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:13,840 ship? Like a relationship. Oh, God. Is that what that means? I believe so. She's like, 76 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:21,040 no, they're in a ship. A relationship. Whatever. Just say they're together. How about that? 77 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:27,680 What the hell? You know, I found it hard when Kentucky fried chicken turned to KFC. I found 78 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:39,480 it. I was like, what do you mean you went to KFC? What does all this mean? Okay, Mickey 79 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:46,280 B's. Now that we're both older, I have a question. I can't really eat fried food anymore, because 80 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:52,120 it doesn't agree with me. Now that I'm older, are you the same or? Absolutely 1000%. I'm 81 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:58,120 sure you didn't do it. I do do it and I regret it the next day. Yeah, I was just like, I 82 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:06,360 had KFC maybe six months ago and I'm sorry, it was Popeyes. And yeah, I was just like, 83 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:10,560 oh, this tastes so good in the next morning. I'm like, oh, well, I can't have fried chicken 84 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:19,240 anymore. You know what? That's even I have even worse story. I was at the gas station 85 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:26,680 here in town and they have this little chicken strips, chicken sandwiches. Oh yeah, yeah, 86 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:33,480 they get rid of it. I never eat gas station food. Are you kidding me? So this that day, 87 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:39,920 I decided like, you know what? I don't want to eat or make dinner. Excuse me. I buy and 88 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:44,120 they're like, yeah, you could have all these chicken strips. You could have these chicken 89 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:50,000 sandwiches, everything for $5. Who knows how long it's been under the heat lamp or I don't 90 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:55,080 know, they're just trying to get rid of it. So I was like, deal. I think it's a homeless 91 00:10:55,080 --> 00:11:01,480 person. There's so many people you would think, but I was like deal. Taking it. Well, yeah, 92 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:10,480 right. We're having for dinner, fried chicken, gas station chicken at that. And yeah, no, 93 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:20,880 I think I was like in a coma for two days. I didn't feel good. I couldn't do anything. 94 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:26,680 I couldn't go anywhere. I was like, wow, it's coming out. Like I don't know. Exorcism. 95 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:35,640 Yeah. For sure. I was like stupid ass fried chicken, gas. Like I'm old. I'm old. I can't 96 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:40,360 do that anymore. Even like French fries. I had French or I had tater tots last weekend 97 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:45,080 and they were so fucking good. Normally I just make them in the air fryer, but we mean M went 98 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:50,440 out and then what's it called? Oh my God, the tater tots were so good, but whatever. 99 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:59,880 Oh, and Domino's is doing these loaded tots. Like that looks delicious. I haven't had Domino's 100 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:03,800 in ages. I didn't realize they were doing tots. That's good. Yeah. Some like loaded 101 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:13,280 tots. It's kind of like, wow, I want to try it, but I, my body's no, don't do it. Don't 102 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:20,800 right. Think about it. Stop. I would rather my body, I can still eat. What's it called 103 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:26,080 like chips and salsa? I can eat that all day long. So if I want something fried or whatever, 104 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:30,120 I know that won't upset my stomach. And of course it goes great with fucking beer. So 105 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:38,440 hello. Yeah, I mean, I can still eat fried rice. That's about as good as I get. It's 106 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:44,600 fried rice or a fried egg. That's right. And spam. There you go. You can have fried rice 107 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:57,080 without spam. That's good. Shit. All right. So I have a question. When it comes to playlist, 108 00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:06,040 do you make play playlist or you just like, so the funny thing is I have playlist on my 109 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:10,680 Apple music that you made, that you made it on your own though. You don't like listen to 110 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:18,480 other people's playlists. No, but, but my son tries to, he does this whole Spotify thing 111 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:25,080 and his whole playlist and he tries to find every song that he thinks I would like. He 112 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:31,280 goes to the 80s. Yeah, he tries. He's like, I got to play a song on this playlist. And 113 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:37,240 I said, all right, let's let's listen to it since I don't have serious sex anymore. So 114 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:45,800 let's do this. But I personally just have some minor playlist on my music. Well, I'm 115 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:49,680 the same way. That's all I like. I love the deaf tones. I don't know if you like the deaf. 116 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:54,120 I know you love social D, but I don't know if you love the deaf tones. I have my I fucking 117 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:59,920 took forever to make my deaf tones playlist and whatever. So I made it right. And then 118 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:05,760 I try to listen to like their new album that I guess came out last year or the year before. 119 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:09,320 I don't even remember what it's called. Oh, it's called Ohms. But I was just like, Oh, 120 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:14,000 I found the songs that I liked and I put on my playlist. And then I try to go back to 121 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:20,960 listen to like just an actual album instead of the playlist. And I can't fucking do it. 122 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:26,960 I was just like, you know what, I can only listen to my playlist now because I, you know, 123 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:30,280 you put all the songs in that you fucking love. And then you're like the other they're 124 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:35,520 not the other tracks are not trash, but they're just not me. So I was just like, Oh, I can't 125 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:42,040 even listen to their fucking albums anymore. I did the same thing with the food fighters. 126 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:50,840 I was just like, Hey, you know, this is I went to a concert and I was trying to make 127 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:55,360 a little playlist so that I could sing along at the concert. I'd like I'd like that band. 128 00:14:55,360 --> 00:15:02,000 I dammit. Hey, when I went to the concert, they're like, we've been doing this for 40 129 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:08,880 years and I'm down. Okay. I was like, uh, shit. Well, then no wonder why we're all gray 130 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:17,000 haired and wearing converse here at this concert. Um, wow, like who listens to food 131 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,440 fighters? My kids like food, what food fighters? I can't really get into them, but you know, 132 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:25,880 it's so funny that you're talking about everybody's all like old with gray hairs at the concert. 133 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:29,800 So, um, Anthony Kitas was on the Joe Rogan experience. I don't know when it was, but 134 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:34,840 I think it's an old episode, but I, our podcast episode, I don't know what it's called, but 135 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:40,200 I was listening to it and he's fucking 60 and I'm telling my brother and I'm like, bro, 136 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:47,840 I'm like, um, Anthony Kitas is 60. He's like, I fucking hope so. And well, shit under the 137 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:55,000 bridge. I, I, wow. No. Yeah, there he's fucking 60 and I'm like, uh, he's like, I hope he 138 00:15:55,000 --> 00:16:06,200 fucking is cause they've been around forever. Hello. I know. Damn it. I hate it. When I 139 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:12,480 used to work for the city, um, my supervisor, he was, I don't know, he's, he's older than 140 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:18,000 him, but, uh, I think he's older than him. Yeah, he is, but I was telling him about Cypress 141 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:22,920 Hill and I'm like, Oh, I went to, I went to, I went to, I used to go to the low rider car 142 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:30,280 shows at the Coliseum and Cypress Hill would open. They weren't even the main, um, what's 143 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:34,280 it called? The headliner, I guess they weren't even the headliner. They were just like opening 144 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:40,120 because they just had their first album out. He was like, wow. Okay. And I'm like, do you 145 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:43,560 listen to Cypress Hill? He's like, I fucking love Cypress Hill. I'm like, how old were you 146 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:53,960 in 92? And he was like, I'm like, yeah, you're probably fucking five. I was, well, my, my, 147 00:16:53,960 --> 00:17:01,120 my children, um, said that, uh, Snoop Dogg's the grandpa and stuff. Like, yeah, I guess 148 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:09,640 he is. I mean, he probably is. And it's just kind of like, what? What is going on? Time 149 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:19,400 just doesn't wait for anybody. Like, right? Or my, uh, uh, Junit. So I called Junit Junit 150 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:30,480 because 50 cents. Oh, and it's, she hated the fact that I call her that, but I, I looked 151 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:39,640 it up and like, was that really out in like 96? Right? Fucking Cypress Hill. Um, their 152 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:43,840 first album, How to Kill a Man, I want to say came out before Marissa was, or I'm sorry, 153 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:48,680 before, yeah, in 91, before M was born. Yeah. So I was just like, they've been around forever. 154 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:53,000 And then my, my brother, he's like, I would hope so because they've been, or I'm like, 155 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:58,480 they're in their fifties too. So, um, I don't know. I just feel old, but at least the music 156 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:04,240 was great back in the 90s. Right. And, and now I feel old because my grandfather used 157 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:10,360 to say, oh, this little jazz band. And I'm like, huh, it's fucking old. Like, and, and 158 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:13,920 this was real music back in the day. And I was like, no, this was real music. Cypress 159 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:22,960 Hill. And, um, yeah, be real. We're going to be real. Mr. Be real. And, um, I remember 160 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:30,640 following them or, well, let me take that back because there was no following or anything 161 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:37,840 back in our day. Right. But, um, they had a beef with like Westside connection. 162 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:43,720 Oh, that's right. Yeah. I don't know what the beef was. You know what's so funny was, 163 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:49,760 um, so there was one car show that they were at, um, or the lowrider show in, in LA and 164 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:53,640 my brother, it was always me and my brother that would go, but, um, my brother couldn't 165 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:59,280 make it. I don't know what happened. Anyways, my, my ba, my baby's Godfather. I'm like, 166 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:02,560 I don't know how to get to the Coliseum. You need to, if you want to go to the car show, 167 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:08,080 you need to drive. So, um, he's never been to a car show. Right. I don't know. Have 168 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,840 you been to a, have you been to a lowrider show? 169 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:15,040 Yes. And I had to hit the deck because they started shooting in the parking lot. But yes. 170 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:22,400 Okay. Well, luckily for me, that didn't happen, but, so we get there and he's not an innocent 171 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:27,880 guy or whatever, but, um, he was just totally, he's just like, Oh my God. He's like, you 172 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:31,560 cannot tell my fucking girlfriend I'm here because all the girls are walking around 173 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:36,960 topless. Everybody's fucking high. And he's like, so we get done. I'm like, did you like 174 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:41,040 it? You know, you know, you didn't have to, or I guess if you want to come to the next 175 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:47,120 one, he's like, when's the next fucking show? He's like, the girl got their tops off. Everybody's 176 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:53,760 smoking weed, getting drunk and all the cars. And I'm like, this is why I love lowrider culture. 177 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:59,760 Yeah. I don't know if they still have the lowrider shows, but like people don't know. 178 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:05,120 I'm sure you, because you're older like me, the Art LeBeau show. Oh, fucking course. That 179 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:14,800 was on AM. Yeah. And then it went to FM on like 99 one. Yeah. The low, the lower channels. 180 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:20,640 Yeah. And then I was like, oh yeah. It was like every Sunday. I remember I still remember 181 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:26,320 the phone number because I used to call and call and call and get the busy signal. But 182 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:31,360 now I need to look up Art LeBeau because I don't know when that stopped or when it ended. 183 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:36,320 I'm sure he's dead. Yeah. Exactly. Oh, okay. I'm like, I think he died. He had breathed in 184 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:43,920 pink Art LeBeau. Yes. If you're dead. I still love the Smokey Robinson songs and the temptations 185 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:50,800 that she used to play. I was always trying to dedicate something to some boy crush on. 186 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:59,360 Speaking of the oldies, do you remember when you were living down here that the radio station 187 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:07,120 K Earth 101 girl? That's what I had. I had an old school alarm clock. It was one of those alarm 188 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:15,200 clocks where the little little flaps would go down to change the number. Yeah. Yeah. And my 189 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:21,200 dad gave it to me. I think he had it in Vietnam or I don't even know. But it had the little 190 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:26,320 as a memento for you, bitch. Yeah, there you go. And here's my black and white TV. And 191 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:35,360 it was okay. And I the only station that I could get good reception was K Earth 101. And it was 192 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:42,560 all Rick D's in the morning. Tell me what time it is. Well, I'm here to inform you. I added that 193 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:48,960 station to my in my car, right? As one of my favorites. Girl, they fucking play like 1980s 194 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:58,000 and like 1990s shit. Yeah. Why is that? Fuck. I'm like, where's the Supreme's? Where's the 1950s 195 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:03,840 shit that they used to play back in the 80s? But whatever, I'm telling you, you know what? 196 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:10,560 Remember that station? It was a star 98.7 or something. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. And I was like, 197 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:18,240 hey, it was kind of like 80s, just a little bit of 70s in there. It was just yeah. And now I found 198 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:26,400 the yeah, they don't do that shit. It's like they're all playing 90s and shit. And I don't think I 199 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:34,080 just thought that was weird. I'm like, you guys play outcast? Oh, fuck no. K Earth 101 plays 200 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:40,160 outcast. They had an outcast song to shake it like a Polaroid picture. No. Yeah, 201 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:47,040 that's girl. What's wrong with this world? I'm like, is this still K Earth 101? And they mentioned 202 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:56,320 K Earth one. I'm like, okay, well, that's cool, I guess. No. Man, that's, that's horrible. 203 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:03,680 I don't know. I was just like, I like outcasts. It's just weird to hear it on fucking K Earth 101. 204 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:10,880 Yeah, you're like, am I on kiss FM? Us boomers are like the new generation of old bitch. 205 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:19,920 We are the original serving cunt generation. We just didn't use the word correctly, I guess back 206 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:28,080 then. I guess not. Our term. I guess not. Then clean clean to that good. So every time I was called 207 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:38,160 one, you know, I'm gonna, I'm gonna put a fucking badge on me. I need a pocket protector. 208 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:50,480 Okay, so speaking of the younger generations, how does, you were mentioning, but how G unit tells 209 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:57,600 you to hang up the phone or something like that? And I'm like, what? Yeah. So it was a couple months 210 00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:03,520 ago. She's just on the phone on the phone on the phone. And I can hear her talking laughing. 211 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:11,760 And I get it. She has an iPhone, little touchscreen, all that. So I go into her room and I said, 212 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:20,640 hey, it's, and I tried to just lip this like time to hang up. Then she looks at me kind of weird. 213 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:30,320 So I put the, I don't know. I thought it was the universal sign for a phone, a thumb to my ear, 214 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:41,360 pinky to my lips. And I said, time to hang up. So I take my hand away from my face. And I, and I 215 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:49,600 push it down, like down to hang up. Yeah, or hanging up. And she just says to her, whoever she's talking 216 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:58,560 to, I think I have to go because my mom's trying to tell me something. And, and she goes, what are 217 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:06,080 you, what's going on? And they said, hang up. She goes, well, why did you put your hand to your 218 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:15,840 face and, and go down like hang up, hang up, hang up a phone, a back in our day type of phone 219 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:22,480 that we would have. And she, and I said, well, it means hang up. And she's like, but I don't 220 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:28,080 understand why. And she goes, if you wanted me to hang up, why don't you just put your 221 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:38,800 palm up and point at it? I don't get that either. And I said, oh, well, fuck, I guess that makes 222 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:45,680 sense. I mean, for you guys, but here's the thing, me and you don't like to talk on the phone anymore. 223 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:51,200 All we do is text. So I'm surprised that she was actually on the phone a and b. I'm not going to 224 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:55,680 do it the way G you and it's telling me to hang up. I'm going to do it the old school way. Yeah, 225 00:25:55,680 --> 00:26:00,480 we're gonna, we're gonna fucking hang up Napoleon Dynamite. Like we're hanging up. 226 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:09,280 And, and, and another quick story is my son actually was having a 227 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:21,040 ceremony award. He made like honors and he and he's like this little genius. And so I go and he 228 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:27,040 sees me, he's in the little, you know, the seat, the seats and it's in the gym at the school and 229 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:35,520 I'm in the bleachers. And the principal says, Hey, when you get called up, grab your certificate, 230 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:41,760 shake my hand, turn, look at your parents and smile because they might want to take a picture. 231 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:49,600 So my son turns and he looks at me and he's in this in the seats and I tell him, 232 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:56,880 well, I, again, it's one of those, I'm just voicing it because I'm not saying it loud. 233 00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:07,120 And I said, I, so I point to my chest and want to take a picture of you. So you better do that. 234 00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:16,240 So I'm trying to do this weird little sign language where picture. So I'm thinking of a camera, 235 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:22,880 you know, with a, with a flash cube. I don't, I don't know. I'm doing like, oh my God, a camera 236 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:28,480 with a flash cube. I am so fucking old. Nobody else probably would know what that means except 237 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:33,840 me and you. Yeah. And I was just doing the little click, click, click or the little disposable 238 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:38,560 cameras. Like I don't think they sell anymore unless you're, you know, at Disneyland or and you 239 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:44,640 forgot like your phone or your phone died or I don't know. I don't think they, they develop film 240 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:53,520 anymore. So I was trying to do a little click, click. And he looks at me very, very weird. 241 00:27:53,520 --> 00:28:00,800 And he like waves at me with his, his index finger, like, oh, is that a high? And he just kind of 242 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:11,200 gives me a thumbs up and just does a little, like a red rum type shit and just like, man. 243 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:17,920 And of course he goes up and he has his certificate, but he puts it right in front of his face. 244 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:25,840 So it's okay. Son. Yeah. Like this is, this is like, I don't get it. And so after the ceremony, 245 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:30,720 I said, why did you do that? I told you I wanted a picture. And he's like, oh, that's what you meant. 246 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:37,520 Why did you do this little clicky thing with your finger with your index? So how are you supposed 247 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:42,400 to tell somebody you want to take a picture these days? I don't know. Maybe I should have just showed 248 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:47,680 him my iPhone and said, I'll be like, selfie bitch. Yeah, I should have brought my selfie stick out. 249 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:56,800 Said this is what I need for you for you. Okay. So speaking of kids, apparently now summer has 250 00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:01,520 rolled around. So June 21st, like, I guess the younger generation wants to download Tinder, 251 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:06,880 whatever the fuck, I buy fruit of the loom. I call them wife beaters. I've always called them 252 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:14,320 wife beaters fruit of the loom to 10 packs of white in a size small and my summer set. That's 253 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:19,280 all I fucking wear. Right. With the black bra. Yeah, of course, because that's how I fucking roll. 254 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:24,960 That's why we roll. Okay. But why would you wear a white bra with a white tank top? It looks so 255 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:30,560 much more white and it's more like noticeable. You need to wear a black bra with a white fucking 256 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:37,280 wife beater people. Amen to that. Clink, clink, clink, clink. And let me get to where I was going 257 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:44,480 with this before and then we can talk about whatever. My daughter informed me that it is 258 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:54,240 politically incorrect to call tank tops wife beaters. That's what I fucking said. I'm like, 259 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:59,360 what? Yeah, it's politically or not politically incorrect, but it's not, I guess the right term 260 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:05,680 to use anymore. I don't know, whatever. And I looked at her and I said, I'm a boomer. I will 261 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:10,880 continue to, she calls me boomer when I act like a boomer. She's like, okay, boomer, whatever. 262 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:16,800 So I will, I'm like, I'm going to pull the boomer card. I'm a fucking boomer and these are 263 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:21,680 white beaters. They're fruit of the loom. I don't need anything fucking fancy. They get dingy after 264 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:27,280 like five washes and they go in the trash. And that's why I buy 20 of them or a dustprag. Yeah. 265 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:34,000 Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Like I'm not going to bleach these. They're fucking like paper spin. Shit. 266 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,280 So we, we, we can no longer say that. 267 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:45,920 But you know what? I bought the white beaters and I haven't bought new bras in forever. So I guess 268 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:50,480 I need to buy new bras because they're looking kind of like, looking kind of raggedy. 269 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:57,840 Yeah. Well, I'm like, you know, I don't know. I don't go to Victoria's Secret anymore. 270 00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:00,640 I don't either. Like, okay, Walmart. 271 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,320 Girl, do you shop on Sheen or the Sheen Air? 272 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:07,760 I do not. 273 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:13,520 Does, I bet Gina, or I'm sorry, I bet G-Unit does. She might know what it is. They're fucking 274 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:18,720 cheap as fuck. My mom's like, how much did you get these bras for? Is that bras for like two years 275 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:23,920 ago? I'm like, I got three for like 15 bucks. She's like, what? And I said, yeah, they, 276 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:32,000 Sheen, S-H-E-I-N, they ship directly from China. So they don't like have stores in the United States 277 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,440 or whatever. So they're not paying rent. They're not doing any of that shit. 278 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:48,000 Motherfuck. Thank goodness. I did do a dormie once and I got like four bras for like 25 dollars. 279 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:52,480 Okay. So that's probably the same thing. They probably ship from China just under a different 280 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:56,480 business name or whatever. So same thing. Same thing. I don't get a shit who's sewing my shit. 281 00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:02,640 I mean, I buy name brand stuff for certain things, but like who fucking cares about underwear? 282 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:07,680 Yeah. Like nobody's going to look at this. Like, right. I just need it to fit. I don't 283 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:14,560 need that stupid underwear. I fucking hate underwire bras. I used to wear them all the time. 284 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:19,600 And M, she doesn't even like wear real bras anymore. She's like, you just need to wear the bra 285 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:23,600 lats, but I don't like bra lats. I tried that. I'm like, maybe it's because I'm built like a boy. 286 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:28,800 I need some kind of padding in my bras. Me too. That's why I always had the, was it the push-up? 287 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:38,800 Push-up. Yeah. And then, you know, when you have, man, I don't know. I don't want to go there, 288 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:45,040 there, but I need some padding because, you know, something I do. My headlights are always on. 289 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:55,520 I'm not trying to pretend even though I'm built like a boy headlights. Yeah. But, you know, I'm 290 00:32:55,520 --> 00:33:05,600 just straight nip. So, you know, I feel you clink, clink. Clink. Clink. 291 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:11,440 Crazy. I'm just like, whatever. I just don't want this sticking out. Like, 292 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:24,080 my wife beater. God forbid. Yeah. God forbid. I'll get arrested for indecent public exposure or 293 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:31,520 exposure. Yeah. I don't know. You know what? Okay. Maybe I shouldn't mention this, but you know how, 294 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:36,480 like, I'm going to mention, I don't fucking care. You know how, like, some, I guess, like, 295 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:40,960 we're not on social media or just like media in general, like they frown upon, I guess, women 296 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:46,160 showing their breasts or whatever if they're topless. Yeah. Well, what about all the guys that are 297 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:51,040 walking around that are not, and I'm not saying they're not in shape or I'm not fat shaming them, 298 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:56,400 but like, there's guys that walk around top, I guess, yeah, I'll call it topless. They walk 299 00:33:56,400 --> 00:34:01,280 around topless, like at the pool or wherever the fuck they are, and their boobs are bigger than mine. 300 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:06,320 Like, I don't want to see that shit. Yeah. Who wants to see that? Like, if I were to cover up 301 00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,880 my little boy boobs, you should cover yours up too. 302 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:21,040 Like, guess who's drunk? This bitch. I'm serving cunt. You know what's worse is when, 303 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:30,880 I don't know. Okay. So my preference isn't Harry Chess per se. I'm totally with you. 304 00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:39,200 Yeah. But I'm going to say the word again when they're wearing their wife beaters and it's all 305 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:45,920 just sticking out like, you know, and then you want to go to a pool. Like, I didn't come to Vegas 306 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:55,360 to this poach to see this fucking Harry little beast like fucking wax your ass. Like, I don't know. 307 00:34:55,360 --> 00:35:00,960 I mean, if you're fucking chess is that Harry, I can only imagine like nobody wants to see that down 308 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:05,200 there. I'm sure they manscape though, because it would make their dicks look bigger. 309 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,880 Bitches will be having the floss after that. Like, I don't know. Yeah. 310 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:24,000 For the bitches that do go down. Yeah. I mean, shit, too close to the asshole. Sorry. 311 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:35,680 Clink clink bitch. Clink clink that. Sorry. You know, pubes stuck in my teeth. Right. 312 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:46,240 So like you mentioned Harry Chess, I remember like back in my 30s, this one guy I was going to hook 313 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:52,720 up with was one of my cousin's friends. And I asked I asked my cousin's best friend, I'm like, 314 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:57,600 yo, if I meet up with this guy, I'm like, I'm not into here. I'm like, is this motherfucker Harry? 315 00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:01,760 Like you guys all hang out on the weekends and all that. And he's like, Emma, what? 316 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:09,600 I mean, they could be like at a pool or maybe a sauna. I was just like, that's not going to be my 317 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:14,160 thing. I mean, you don't need to be waxed, but I don't need to fucking rug up there. Yeah. 318 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:22,480 Gross. Fucking all sweaty and nasty. And yet they expect us to keep the playground clean. 319 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:28,320 Like fuck off. Right. Then, then, you know, why don't you just run some clippers, put a number 320 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:39,680 one clip. It's called manscaping bitch. Yeah, do it. Do it. Manny petty cures. Okay. Guess what? 321 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:51,600 Yeah. Girls can do that. But I think man equals men too. Or whatever gender. Get your many pennies 322 00:36:51,600 --> 00:37:00,640 guys. Get your girls. Whatever. Yeah. Man. I guess gender scape. I don't want to leave out any 323 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:05,760 genders, but just gender scape. Yeah. I guess I've watched too much porn and like seen too many 324 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:13,040 playboys like just keep it clean and keep it nice and tidy. Yeah. And boomer talking like boomer 325 00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:18,080 still do this shit. So that's how we were raised. You all need to keep your shit in check. You do. 326 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:28,080 It's called hygiene. Right. Fuck man. The fuck is going on with the world today. 327 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:34,560 Okay. On a lighter note. Let's let's just a little. 328 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:44,240 Have you done any painting or drawing since 329 00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:50,960 last week? No, no, I want to but I'm kind of like in this little. 330 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:56,400 Oh, no. Well, just even if you just draw a little stick figures or whatever, I'm just trying to 331 00:37:56,400 --> 00:38:02,160 encourage you. And if you're going to ask if I made it Instagram for your drawings, no, I have not. 332 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:05,840 Okay, we'll see. Well, there we go. Thank you for giving me a little bit of time. 333 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:12,160 Okay. So if you draw this week and you send it to me, I'll create, I guess, Pomona bullets Instagram. 334 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:18,560 All right. Well, what is there anything in particular? No, just like whatever. I just want 335 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:28,160 you to like keep your creative juices going. Yeah. I'm not big on landscapes. Like I don't know. 336 00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:36,000 I don't care. Whatever you like to draw, that's we are draw or paint. That's what you need to 337 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:41,360 do. Don't do it because don't do if I tell you to draw a fucking bear and you don't like drawing 338 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:45,040 bears, then don't fucking draw the fucking bear. You draw what you fucking like. 339 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:51,360 Well, in the tattoo community, they want to fucking lie and I'm like, ah, 340 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:57,680 growling like bitch, you're going to get serving cut across your back. You're going to get a little 341 00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:09,200 lion king. Yeah. Far on your ass. Or two. I enus was it two? I enus or three? I enus at two. 342 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:14,640 I believe that you are enus. Yeah. Was it whoopie Goldberg, the voice of one of them? 343 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:22,240 I want to say yes. I took him to see that movie when she was like, I think she was two or three 344 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:26,480 and she fucking only saw five minutes. I've been wanting to run up and down the stairs at the 345 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:36,640 fucking movie theater. Fuck man, whatever. I know. Single mom life, clean clink. So great. 346 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:41,120 I do remember when she was born, it was Aladdin. Like, you know how Disney has one fucking movie 347 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:46,000 every year? Aladdin would. Then I guess there's like Aladdin two and maybe Aladdin three after that. 348 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:52,640 I don't know. I lost. They had the return of K'Far or some crap. Oh, that too? Okay. 349 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:59,440 I don't know. I don't even know. I was actually just talking to my children 350 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:13,360 and we were saying, whoa, my daughter was saying, oh, remember when my son, he used to be this, 351 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:21,360 what was it? George, not George at the jungle. George Jepsen? No, what would I, shit, I wish 352 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:27,600 when they had small and they just went going up in the air. No, it was George at the, 353 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:33,680 not George at the jungle. What's that little monkey? Curious George. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 354 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:41,840 He was so curious George. And that's when I found out about Jack Johnson because I bought the soundtrack. 355 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:47,040 And I was like, oh, wow. You know, he's, oh my God, I forgot that. Yeah. I forgot there was a 356 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:51,920 Curious George movie. I was reading Curious George. That's what I learned of read reading Curious 357 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:59,440 George back in like 1978 or whatever fucking year it was. Yeah, exactly. I read those books and I, 358 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:05,200 he had all the books and then the little Disney movie came out and the man with the yellow hat 359 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:12,080 or whatever. And I forgot about that. Damn. And I was like, oh, shit, my kids are giving me throwbacks. 360 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:19,600 And, oh, and so another thing is this whole McDonald's thing with the grievous birthday. 361 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:26,640 Oh, I saw that. So I think, because my mom watches only regular TV with the TV antenna or whatever 362 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:33,120 there after the rabbit ears, what the wire hanger. Yeah, I told her I would get her like the smart 363 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:37,680 TVs, but then that means I would have to like sit there and try to figure out the channel she 364 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:42,800 wants to watch or Netflix every fucking time she turns the TV on. So I'm like, you know what, 365 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:49,040 you're going to keep the TV with the rabbit ears, bitch. And I call my mom bitch in the most respectable 366 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:55,440 way ever. Yeah, I'm not calling her like it's all about the tone and the inflection. It's not 367 00:41:55,440 --> 00:42:02,000 derogatory. If I'm offending anybody, maybe you should not listen to my podcast. We call each 368 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:09,360 other bitch. And we also serve cunt here. So there you go. I mean, if you can be a cunt, 369 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:18,960 you can be a bitch and it's all left. Serving. Okay, so, Grimace. Oh yeah, sorry. I'm sorry. 370 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:23,680 I didn't mean to interrupt. So yeah, so I guess it's his birthday. Yeah. And I was like, what the 371 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:32,640 hell? And so my kids are like, who is Grimace? And I was telling them, well, yeah, back in the 372 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:42,480 in my day, McDonald was the place to have your birthday party. Yes, Ronald McDonald would show 373 00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:49,520 up. There was a little playground in the back. Wasn't like that ball, whatever, where you just 374 00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:54,000 jump in these stupid balls or whatever. It was like, remember that little thing that you could 375 00:42:54,000 --> 00:43:01,200 spin? And yes, I had my fit my fifth year birthday, first year birthday. How do you say it? When I 376 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:06,800 was five years old, we were still living in Canada. And you know what, because I'm a fucking 377 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:14,160 bitch and I'm a Capricorn, that day I was not having it. But I'll I'm interrupting again. You 378 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:18,240 fucking tell your story and then I'll tell my story. Sorry. Well, so I was just telling the kids, 379 00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:25,680 like, yeah, there was Hamburglar, Hamburglar. Hamburglar. Yes. And I don't remember the girl's 380 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:32,720 name. Remember the girl? Yes, it was the birdie, early birdie or the I don't know if it was a 381 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:38,800 chicken or I want to say she was a chicken. I thought she was a duck. I don't know. But 382 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:47,920 duck nuggets, bitch, they serve chicken nuggets. Hello. Why were they cooking her eggs? I don't know. 383 00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:57,200 She and then my kids are like, so what who was grimace and I go grimace was also part of the 384 00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:07,440 pack. I just want to say he was all about the milkshakes and the fries. I don't actually 385 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:12,720 really remember. So I'm going to just leave it at that. But I remember it was the big purple guy. 386 00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:17,440 So yeah, my kids are just like, who what is he? What was he supposed to be? 387 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:25,840 So this is I tell them I'm like, well, remember that show you guys used to watch? 388 00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:32,160 Oh, tell it to me. I was like, Barney could be he could be the original Barney. I was like, 389 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:39,280 you know, no, I was like, he those are his kids. They're like, what? Why did they look 390 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:44,640 half human? I was like, because he procreated with the human lady. And I love you. 391 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:52,960 You. I love you. That's what happened. I go he grimace fell off the map because he owed child 392 00:44:52,960 --> 00:45:02,400 support like, right? Fucking pouring out at fucking McDonald's. Yeah. I think he hooked up with like, 393 00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:09,280 you know, big bird. And that's how they had that birdie. I don't know. But 394 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:19,040 you win. Yeah, I'm just like, yes. And the kids are like, what? They bust out with their phones 395 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:24,960 and they're googling. Yeah. No, I'm like, yes, I'm all that. What was the name? They'll tell 396 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:35,040 me that held the purse. I don't know. But because I say thank God, because when M was growing up, 397 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:39,680 it was Barney like I had all the Barney episodes fucking memorized. Oh my God. Oh, 398 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:46,880 she had the Barney fucking. What's it called? I guess the bedding or you know, like the blankets 399 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:54,240 and the comforters and everything. Oh my fucking God. Thank God she got out of that shit. So horrible. 400 00:45:54,240 --> 00:46:00,560 I just had well, June it was big time Dora the explorer. 401 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:09,840 Dora. I heard a little about Dora. I was like, oh gosh, the hell like this, you're gonna fucking 402 00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:19,200 kill me. Like I can't, I can't do this. I can't. I can't. This is so like what the hell is going on? 403 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:25,840 I remember when my aunt, my mom's sister came to visit when Marissa was still, 404 00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:32,800 I don't know how she was younger, but she she brought she gave her a when she came to visit, 405 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:37,360 she gave her a Dora the explorer doll and she wasn't that young. So my so M's like, 406 00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:46,560 mom, what with this fucking doll? She's like, she's like, I'm not Hispanic mom. Like 407 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:56,000 whatever. I was just like, just be grateful just because she she was past the stage of like 408 00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:01,840 watching that show. So I don't know. She was trying to be funny, but what's the call? She 409 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:05,840 didn't get it, I guess, because it was past her age bracket. 410 00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:17,760 Well, you know, Jeanette said, oh, anyhow, Jeanette told me that she's like, mom, 411 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:27,600 I can speak spinach. No, I said spinach. I said, really? How do you speak spinach? Can you can 412 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:41,840 you teach me? And she's, um, yeah, I can. Hola soy Dora. I'm like, oh, you can speak spinach. 413 00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:49,600 Yes. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. You can do whatever you want. Right. 414 00:47:49,600 --> 00:48:00,320 All right, girl, I guess we can wrap this up. Um, so I want you to continue or I guess continue, 415 00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:06,960 can draw something or sketch something and, um, I guess text or send it to me on text. And I will 416 00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:14,800 actually follow through on my end and create you an Instagram and your baby's daddies won't know about 417 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:21,440 it because we'll put it under Pomona bullets. Yeah, good. Cause they'll never know. You can handle it 418 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:31,360 once I have it created. Yeah, I, I, you know, I really, well, you know, feel paid child support, 419 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:38,720 you know, kids aren't kids are right. They're yours. They're mine. I paid, I don't know how much for 420 00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:48,480 to use braces. Oh, well, at least her teeth are fucking done. I know. We are going to be on fleek. 421 00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:53,920 I don't even know if that's a word anymore. Fleek. I don't think they use it. It's Riz. Riz. 422 00:48:55,040 --> 00:49:02,240 No, it's serving cunt. Fuck it. Yeah. And I'm like, you serving cunt, you got some Riz. And I was like, 423 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:10,160 what, what is, but um, unit's telling me, yeah, Riz. And I go, what, what does Riz mean? Why do 424 00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:21,600 you keep saying this? She's all, it's short for charisma. Oh, oh God. Oh, good. Tell G unit, I 425 00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:29,840 don't even use the word charisma because it's a boring fucking Karen word. I, right. That's a 426 00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:40,000 big bitch word. Yeah. And being a Karen. Yeah. And the kids are just like, oh, well, you know, 427 00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:46,960 it's Riz. You got some Riz going on. I'm like, what the hell are you fucking talking about? 428 00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:54,640 I think Riz as in Rizza of the Wu-Tank clan. I don't think you know, like, I don't know. I'm 429 00:49:54,640 --> 00:50:06,560 all thinking of Jizz. I'm like, are you sure you don't mean Jizz? Like, Riz, Jizz, Riz, Riz, whatever. 430 00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:15,680 Yeah, you got the K'Riz. The Riz. Shut up. Shut up. I don't, I don't understand. I, I, I, they make 431 00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:22,960 me feel like I don't know English. It's okay. That's what us boomers, that's how we are. 432 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:29,280 It's okay. Cause then we have a support group. Yeah. Let's start a support group. Right. It's 433 00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:38,080 called Top Shelf Hijinks, bitch. That's right. All right. And on that note, we are out until next 434 00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:46,000 week. I am, shit, I was gonna say Pomona Bullets. That's how fucked up I am. I am Baruch Medusa and 435 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:54,480 you are Pomona Bullets. And we see you soon. Clink, clink, clink. Clink, clink.