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What up, Pomona Bullets?

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What up, broke Medusa?

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Broke or but broke?

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Maybe a little bit of both, but that's OK.

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I'm working on that bitch.

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I don't know.

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Yeah, let's do this.

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Just let me know.

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Girl, it's fucking hot down here in SoCal.

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Summer has officially happened as of three days ago,

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and I'm already over it.

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It's been very hot here.

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But the hay farmers are just, I don't know.

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There's all kinds of fucking hay in my backyard.

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I don't know.

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Hay?

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Yeah.

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OK.

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Hay.

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OK.

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So July 4th, are you doing anything?

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So since I live in, I guess we could say independence.

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I, this is the town that just rocks it, locks it,

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put it in their type deal.

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Oh, so it's a whole city celebration?

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Oh, yeah.

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It's like a three day thing.

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Oh, damn.

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Yeah.

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Pretty crazy.

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OK, well, there's absolutely no fireworks allowed in my area,

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thank God, because I'm at the bottom of a mountain,

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and I don't feel like having to deal with the wildfires.

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Well, yeah, you guys are like in this big ass drought

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and shit, right?

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Aren't we always in a drought here in California?

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I don't know.

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It seems like a drought.

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Drowning.

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Yes, always still in Oregon's water.

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I don't know.

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Probably are.

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Yeah, you guys are.

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But it's OK.

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My sister is like, oh, my God, it's such a drought.

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We can't do this.

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We can't do that.

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We can't do these fireworks.

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OK.

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OK.

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Oh, really quick.

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What are you drinking?

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I am drinking Blingtons.

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Is that Blingtons?

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It's whiskey, yes.

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OK, that's what I thought.

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I'm not a whiskey girl.

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I am still working on my handle of sapphire,

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and it's with sparkling ice.

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And then once that's done, I can go back to Injueink, Tequila,

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and vodka.

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I just want to get this done.

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I'm not one to waste alcohol, OK?

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Amen, sister.

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So I did this little ball that they gave me

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when I got the Blingtons.

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And I don't know.

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It's kind of watering down my whiskey, but it's OK.

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I'm doing it.

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That's what we're doing.

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You're not drinking it straight?

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Oh, yeah, straight.

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But I have this little ball, this little sphere.

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Oh, to keep it cold?

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Yeah, again.

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OK, gotcha.

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OK, instead of ice cubes, you mean?

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Yeah, I don't know.

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I'm like, OK, what is?

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I'm just going to pour more whiskey in there.

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There you go.

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Yep.

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So I went to work today, and my fucking supervisor,

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he's hilarious.

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He's like, you guys didn't dress up in July 4th a tire.

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I look at him, and I'm like, bitch,

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I'm in a motherfucking Fruit of the Loom wife beater A. B,

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it's already been worn and washed once.

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So it's not even crisp white.

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This does not get more American.

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This is as a murka as it gets, bitch.

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Murka.

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Murka, Fruit of the Loom wife beaters.

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Clink, clink.

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Clink, clink.

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What the fuck?

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Are you mad?

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And you had your black bra, right?

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Of course.

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Hey, man, sister.

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We had a potluck at work, and this is my this is the first place

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that I've ever worked at that I actually like everybody.

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And I actually enjoy eating the food that they bring,

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as opposed to wondering if they've washed their hands

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or how they prepare the food.

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Because I've seen all of them.

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They all wash their fucking hands,

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and they're very sanitary.

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So kudos to my coworkers.

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Hey, kudos.

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One of them, he clink, clink.

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He brought the grill, and he was grilling dogs and bratwurst,

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right?

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So I go to get bratwurst.

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Let me ask you a question, Pomona Bullets.

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When you make your bratwurst or your hot links on the grill,

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do you like your how do you like to cook yours?

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Or how do you like to eat them, I should say?

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Actually, I like to just slice them a little bit.

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I guess you could say it would be more of a, I don't know.

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I just slice them a little bit.

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OK, but when you're grilling them,

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do you just get them done or well done?

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Or how do you?

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I don't know how to describe it.

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I do like a little bit of char.

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OK, well, that's why you're my fucking bitch.

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Because guess what?

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When they fucking made the fucking bratwurst today,

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I should have fucking taken a picture of this shit,

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because there was no char.

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There was no char.

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And there was very little grill marks.

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So I text M. I'm like, M, I am at this fucking,

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we're doing the potluck.

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And I'm like, I'm eating bratwurst or bratwurst.

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And I'm like, this is the first time

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I've ever had one that looks like just barely,

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when you barely get out of the package.

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Yeah.

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And they're like, it's already cooked.

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Right, right.

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Exactly.

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So she's like, what the fuck?

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And I'm like, I guess me and you are the only ones

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who like it fucking charred.

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I think so.

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And she's like, did they fucking boil them in the bathtub?

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Like, what's going on?

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Yeah, we use you have to definitely char them.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I like my char.

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I like that.

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That's that's all me.

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But I have a Oklahoma Joe's $800 grill.

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And I'm trying to I'm trying to figure it out.

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But I I I I char my my hotlings or my whatever it is,

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whatever it links are.

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They need a little char on them.

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OK, thank you.

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I was just wondering, I'm like, you have to like,

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like with char.

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I don't know.

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Everybody at work is not white or basic Karen white.

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They're not white at all.

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So it was just like, how are these not charred?

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But OK, whatever.

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Because we're like, like we're Filipina and and and I'm a mutt.

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We both are.

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And but I do like some some char.

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I don't like the char.

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Yeah, people need to put some char.

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Oh, whatever.

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Yeah, I'm going to go to my brother's tomorrow.

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He's having a block.

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All right, I guess his block is having a block party,

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but I'm not staying long.

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It's going to be like another 95 degree day, I believe.

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Yeah.

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That's what it says on the phone.

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So you know, it's going to at least be 100.

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So yeah.

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Oh, shit, you're going to your bros.

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Yeah, I'm not going to stay late because I'm I work the next day.

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But I told them I'll show up maybe around lunchtime

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and have a couple of beers.

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You know, OK, I wish I was there so we could like sing karaoke.

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I can't believe that my brother thought that I was fucking drunk

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that that one time me and you did karaoke.

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He's like, my sister's doing karaoke.

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And I'm like, yeah, she must be drunk.

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I'm like, bitch, I don't fucking care.

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I will make an ass out of myself.

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And then you need to live live a little and stop being so tight.

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What?

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And what?

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Whatever we sang the cure, right?

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I don't know.

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We don't know what and we rocked it.

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That was after the fight.

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I want to say it was a manny pack or no, it's.

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Yeah.

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Oh, man.

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Other than that, it was.

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It was probably Pacman or Mayweather one or May.

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Did they afraid each other?

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I want to say they did.

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I don't even know, but we were going to sing and we were going to rock it.

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And your brother led us.

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So so.

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I was a lot of fucking time ago.

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Clean to bro.

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Were you guys still working together when we did that karaoke night?

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Yes. Yes, ma'am.

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OK, that was a long fucking time ago then.

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I know.

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Gosh.

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Speaking of music, I know you used to watch TRL.

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I wanted to come back with the original VJs.

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I don't know what your thoughts are on that.

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I think we should absolutely 1000 percent.

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I would totally.

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What's it called?

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Buy a subscription to MTV.

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Since do you do you do dish network or whatever you.

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Well, I have this network, but I'm ready to do whatever else.

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Like what do I do?

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OK.

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Yeah, I just have a smart TV and I just stream the channel.

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The channels that way.

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So I would totally sign up for MTV subscription if they bring back fucking TRL.

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Oh, my gosh.

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What was his name?

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Carson Daly.

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Yes, Carson Daly and the Vanessa chick that was married to or I guess is still married to.

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What's his name?

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The 98 degrees guy, Nick LeShay and La La Anthony.

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La La.

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Yeah.

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I remember when Mariah Carey showed up with her ice cream truck or ice cream truck.

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I'm sorry, her ice cream little cart.

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That's how long.

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Shit, I'm fucking old.

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No, we're so old.

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We're so old, Viach.

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We're so old.

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Fucking a.

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Hey, it's all gray Bay.

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Tell me about it.

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Um, so yours, I guess your city's doing fireworks, so do you have to go far?

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Are you going to go see him or?

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Oh, so there's this little thing where my son, he just wants to do this little.

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I can't hear the fireworks.

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He just he just, I don't know.

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Also, he wants to get up really close to it or something.

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No, he just wants to like put little earbuds or little little.

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I don't know.

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You're stuck.

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Oh, you don't.

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Okay.

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So.

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Oh, he doesn't want to hear it.

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Okay.

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I misunderstood.

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No, I don't blame him because my dog goes crazy.

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She gets all she cows.

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So exactly.

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So my dog does the same thing and it's kind of weird.

270
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:06,040
And I kind of just like what I get a little.

271
00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,000
Yeah, little aggressive.

272
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,800
I get a little aggressive.

273
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:11,800
I guess you can.

274
00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:13,240
What kind of dog do you have?

275
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:19,960
I have a little she is a lab.

276
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A black.

277
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:23,240
Yeah, OK.

278
00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:29,240
Black lab, but she was beaten up and everything.

279
00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:33,320
And she has all these PTSD type things.

280
00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,640
And that's fine because I have the same.

281
00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,520
So that's that's OK.

282
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And.

283
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:40,920
Um.

284
00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:42,760
I don't know.

285
00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:47,920
I was like, do you just want like a little cupcake, a little, you know,

286
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,560
are you given edible or something?

287
00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:50,040
I don't get.

288
00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,000
Yeah, yeah.

289
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,040
I have to do all that.

290
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,120
My dog.

291
00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,000
I don't even fucking know.

292
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,680
My dog's so big.

293
00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:58,560
It's kind of like, what the fuck do I do?

294
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:04,000
But anyways, it's it comes down to my son.

295
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:09,080
You just want to just put your fingers in your ear

296
00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:11,400
and you just don't want to do anything.

297
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,160
And it's kind of like, what the hell?

298
00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:19,720
Because when I was in California, we used to always go to the L.A.

299
00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:23,200
Fairgrounds.

300
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:23,720
Yep.

301
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:24,840
Yeah.

302
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,840
That wasn't too far from your place.

303
00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:28,800
Nope.

304
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:33,560
And my son always puts his little fingers in his ears.

305
00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:36,960
And I'm like, here, here is the prime rib.

306
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,080
Here is everything.

307
00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,240
Look, the monster trucks are coming.

308
00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:45,040
And then here comes the fireworks and trying to.

309
00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,760
I didn't know they have monster trucks at the fairground door.

310
00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:50,200
Of course.

311
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,320
Oh, that's fucking sweet.

312
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:56,320
I didn't know that I was I was big on monster trucks.

313
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:57,840
But yeah.

314
00:12:58,720 --> 00:12:59,240
So.

315
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:01,400
OK.

316
00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:04,360
It doesn't matter.

317
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:09,520
So now I'm just like, hey, let's just like live by the river.

318
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,400
Let's just do this.

319
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:20,000
Let's just look at the fireworks because for some reason, Oregon is.

320
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:27,040
The I guess you could say the sun goes down.

321
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:35,800
Like around around like nine, nine p.m.

322
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:36,800
Nine p.m.

323
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,560
Your time if you're in Southern California.

324
00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,800
On the West Coast.

325
00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:47,920
I were all on the West Coast, but I don't know why the sun goes down.

326
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:52,720
I'll let's change now because summer solstice happens.

327
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:53,920
So the days are getting shorter.

328
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,440
Well, girl, it gets a little bit less.

329
00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:59,120
I guess I guess you could say.

330
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:02,400
And then my son's just like, oh, I just don't like it.

331
00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:03,840
I don't like it.

332
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:07,240
He just wants to hang out with his friends and not his mom.

333
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:08,800
His friends.

334
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:09,800
You have no friends.

335
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,440
He's like a little introvert.

336
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,200
Oh, really?

337
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:13,720
Yeah.

338
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,360
That's like my my younger nephew.

339
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,640
He's or no, my younger nephew is not an introvert.

340
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:18,560
Like, well, he has friends.

341
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:19,560
I shouldn't say that.

342
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,720
He just likes to play his video games a lot.

343
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:22,400
I don't know.

344
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,000
That's my son.

345
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,200
Oh, OK, because I'm like, I think every boy likes to play their video

346
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,240
or rather play their video games, I think.

347
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,040
I think so.

348
00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:32,040
I could be wrong.

349
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:33,520
Well, I don't know.

350
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:38,320
But I really want to just like punch him in the throat.

351
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,320
But not really.

352
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,120
Yeah, don't take that for real.

353
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:43,600
Yeah.

354
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:44,120
Yeah.

355
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:48,120
Please, anybody who's listening to this, it's not legit.

356
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:52,360
I don't really want to punch my son in the throat, but I don't want to

357
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:55,800
punch my sister in the throat, but I don't want to punch him in the throat.

358
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:58,080
I don't want to punch my sister in the throat.

359
00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,520
I don't want to do that.

360
00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:01,680
I don't want to punch my sister in the throat.

361
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,240
That's just a term.

362
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:05,320
It's a term, I guess.

363
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,320
Saying animal.

364
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,440
Yeah, I don't know.

365
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,080
I have a question.

366
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,560
Do you wear a smart watch?

367
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:12,440
Do you know what that is?

368
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:13,880
Like the Apple Watches, I guess?

369
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,400
Oh, my goodness.

370
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,920
I do not wear one, but my sister.

371
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:18,920
OK, good.

372
00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:21,200
And and and yeah, my sisters do that on the reg.

373
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:24,800
equivalent of an Apple watch, but like once summer hits,

374
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:29,200
that thing, I'm like, if a guy's wearing that,

375
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,280
that is just like a turnoff to me.

376
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,720
Like you're not supposed to wear that

377
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:33,920
at least in the summertime.

378
00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,560
This is not cuffing season.

379
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,640
I don't wanna see your fucking smart watch on.

380
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,600
If you wanna bang, if you wanna fuck,

381
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,200
I don't wanna see that fucking watch on your goddamn wrist.

382
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,840
I need to see some legit wrist candy.

383
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:49,040
You great girl.

384
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,360
Yes, but I believe it.

385
00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:53,200
I have wrist candy too.

386
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:56,920
My smart watch has been retired until the fall.

387
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,560
Oh, so my sisters,

388
00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:02,480
they do this little sister group chat for me.

389
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:05,600
And so I have a younger sister and I'm sorry,

390
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,360
for everybody that's listening,

391
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:11,920
I have a younger sister and an older sister

392
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,680
and we are all one year apart.

393
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:15,520
So,

394
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:20,520
they, my older sister, my younger sister,

395
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:25,600
they do this little steps, all this crap.

396
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:31,000
Okay, I try to encourage people on Instagram,

397
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000
on my Instagram page to do the same.

398
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,320
I tell them they're lazy bitches

399
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,480
and they have lazy bitch syndrome.

400
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,120
They need to get up at least and get up off their ass.

401
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,560
Because if you're not walking,

402
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,680
I already know you're not doing your compound lifts.

403
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:42,840
You're not lifting weights.

404
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,480
So the least you can do is fucking walk, bitch.

405
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,400
Is my theory with my Instagram.

406
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,240
You know what?

407
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:52,600
My younger sister, she's doing it.

408
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,480
She's doing it to it.

409
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,800
Stay active.

410
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,080
Yeah, okay, well, that's good.

411
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,480
She's doing great.

412
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:03,240
And she just asks, what am I doing?

413
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:06,120
I'm like, well, I'm not doing nothing.

414
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,360
I'm doing squats.

415
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,880
As long as you're doing something,

416
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:10,960
that's all that matters.

417
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,760
But my point is the smart watches

418
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,320
should not be worn in the summertime

419
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:16,000
if you're trying to get dick or pussy.

420
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,760
That is a total turn off to me.

421
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:18,960
Take that shit off.

422
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,800
I need legit wrist candy or no candy at all.

423
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,960
There you go, clink, clink.

424
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,800
Clink, clink to that.

425
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:30,560
Yes.

426
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:31,760
And I just took another swig.

427
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:32,600
So that's what I'm gonna do.

428
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:33,600
Me too.

429
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:34,440
Me too.

430
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,960
Okay, so I took a break off of beer

431
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,600
for about a month and a half.

432
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:44,680
And I was just doing my vodka or my sapphire.

433
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,280
And then I went back on beer about two weeks ago

434
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,600
when I went to my hairstylist

435
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,440
because when I had my hair appointments,

436
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:51,480
that's when I drink.

437
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,560
And then I just, I haven't been,

438
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,640
I shouldn't say I spiral

439
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:58,280
because that would imply that I'm an alcoholic.

440
00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,400
I am not.

441
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,040
I'm a professional drinker.

442
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:03,840
You know what?

443
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,200
There's a difference.

444
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,240
Are you an alcoholic?

445
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:10,600
Or are you just a fucking drunk?

446
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,920
I'm like, I'm not constantly thinking about alcohol.

447
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:13,760
It might seem like that

448
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,080
because I talk about it all the time,

449
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,240
but I'm not constantly trying to fucking have it

450
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,760
like on my lip or anything.

451
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,400
But I'll tell you what,

452
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,680
those that month and a half off did me good.

453
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:27,320
Now I'm like, I went through like 24 beers

454
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,840
and like under three days.

455
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,480
And I have, I'm picking up more for tomorrow.

456
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,240
And I'm like, this is the last 24 pack I'm picking up

457
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,640
and I'm gonna dry out again

458
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:38,800
and just do vodka and the hard liquor.

459
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,480
A fucking beer, man, is my fucking kryptonite.

460
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,440
I just want to drink all of it.

461
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,360
Well, you can't do that.

462
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:51,880
I came to Oregon and I was like, oh shit.

463
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,240
There's so many breweries.

464
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,880
Oh my God, my favorite.

465
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,840
Yes, my favorite breweries in Eugene, Oregon.

466
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,120
They have like, oh my God, their fucking name.

467
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:04,440
They have like Tessara, Tessaris.

468
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:08,080
T-Rex, all their IPAs are fucking phenomenal.

469
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,560
I fucking forgot their names.

470
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:11,880
Shit, are their names?

471
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:12,800
It doesn't even matter.

472
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,920
These guys are like, yes, please.

473
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,880
Yes, please.

474
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,880
What, yes, please drink or yes, please what?

475
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:25,360
Yes, please let's drink all these breweries.

476
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:26,200
Of course.

477
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,320
Well, that's their fucking business.

478
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,160
Hello.

479
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,720
I know, it's fucking amazing.

480
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,160
Okay, so I have a question.

481
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:38,240
So when I come see you next month, I'm gonna be,

482
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,840
I'm gonna find, obviously I can't either

483
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,200
because that'll be my first time up there

484
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,320
and I haven't seen you in fucking over seven years.

485
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:46,480
So there's that.

486
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,600
But I'm gonna be in downtown Portland.

487
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,480
I guess I'm just gonna like putz around.

488
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,720
I'm gonna check out, I know Deschutes, the breweries there.

489
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,760
So I want an actual black butte porter.

490
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:57,600
Yeah.

491
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,680
Pour some tap at their fucking brewery.

492
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,840
But is there anything, I guess, other than,

493
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,640
I guess that brewery that I should be checking out?

494
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:09,280
Do you know, I actually like the ciders that they do here

495
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:10,720
because I don't know.

496
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,240
Oh, yeah.

497
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,080
I'm just a cider person.

498
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,000
But I can try that.

499
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,800
Try one and tell me how much you love it.

500
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,000
It's okay.

501
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,160
Well, it's summertime too,

502
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,920
so it might be more refreshing than a beer.

503
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,680
Yeah, yeah.

504
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,320
These ciders are amazing.

505
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,480
So how big is downtown Portland?

506
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,760
Have you been down there?

507
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,360
I have been down there.

508
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,840
Probably not recently.

509
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:41,040
But not recently because I hate people.

510
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:45,000
So, I know, I know.

511
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:45,840
No worries.

512
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:46,680
I'm the same.

513
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,520
I was just curious.

514
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:48,360
I'm like, I don't know how big it is.

515
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:49,680
So I can't wait to go.

516
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:50,640
I'm just gonna check it out

517
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,720
and then I'll Uber to your place afterwards.

518
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,080
Yeah, please do.

519
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:57,600
And then I'm just gonna be like, hey, bitch,

520
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,520
we got my house here.

521
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,840
Right, so have your girl fucking ready

522
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,080
because I'll be fucking hungry by the time I show up.

523
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,000
Girl, I have my girl ready.

524
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,080
If you're not vegan.

525
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,200
I am not vegan.

526
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,040
I need protein.

527
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,960
I need lots of protein.

528
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,040
So if you could stakes,

529
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:16,800
I will sell or Venmo you money to pick up food

530
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:19,040
and then have it ready by the time I get up there.

531
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,560
All right.

532
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,400
I am playing.

533
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,640
Thank you.

534
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:24,480
Thank you.

535
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:29,480
I don't mind like the veggie burgers or the...

536
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:31,120
No, I'm not eating veggie burgers.

537
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:31,960
Nope.

538
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:32,800
Nope, nope, nope, nope.

539
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,280
They're my...

540
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:35,880
And I'm not doing spam and eggs.

541
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:36,720
I'm sorry.

542
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:37,560
I'm over that shit.

543
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:39,840
Cause I overdosed on that maybe two months ago.

544
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,760
So we're gonna have to do like steak and eggs.

545
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,200
Just, I guess go shopping or I'll give you,

546
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,800
or I'll venue Venmo.

547
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:50,280
I'll sell you or however I send you money.

548
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:51,120
I will send you money.

549
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:52,320
Don't worry about it.

550
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,040
I got this.

551
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:54,880
Okay.

552
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,240
Well, and then, you know,

553
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:59,640
you know the alcohol and then we can just fucking do it up.

554
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:02,600
Want some Tito's?

555
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,400
Sure.

556
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,400
It don't matter.

557
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:09,760
Let's do this.

558
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,040
Gonna have a good 24, 36 hours with you.

559
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,000
And then I gotta head back.

560
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,560
So we gotta do it right.

561
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:15,760
I know.

562
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:16,600
We sure do.

563
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,360
And we gotta just fall in the bushes from them.

564
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,600
Oh, do you have stairs in your place

565
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,000
or is it all one level?

566
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,520
I have stairs.

567
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:26,360
Okay. That's what I thought.

568
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:27,560
I'm gonna have to count the stairs

569
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,640
because I'm gonna just remember.

570
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,600
So I don't accidentally trip or fall.

571
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,520
If I miss.

572
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,880
It's 18 stairs.

573
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:35,080
Oh God bless you.

574
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,040
You're my kind of girl.

575
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,920
Cause you count the steps and can't get that.

576
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,160
Are you, once you're fucked up,

577
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,240
you're like, I just need to count the steps.

578
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,280
Oh yeah.

579
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,120
Okay.

580
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,320
18.

581
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:45,520
Good girl. Good girl.

582
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,360
My kind of girl.

583
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:53,880
Of course.

584
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,200
I'm here for you.

585
00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:01,000
So when does G-Unit leave for school?

586
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:06,080
So G-Unit leaves in September.

587
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:06,920
I can't wait.

588
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:12,120
And how far is the university from your place?

589
00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:15,640
It's actually about three miles.

590
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:16,480
Oh my God.

591
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:17,320
It's so fucking close.

592
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,320
I thought it was like far away.

593
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,160
Yeah.

594
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,000
It's just three miles.

595
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,200
Okay. Well, good for her.

596
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,760
Okay. So she can come and visit or like be home

597
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,880
or whatever whenever she wants to stop by then.

598
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,400
I guess.

599
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,600
If she wants to get punched in the throat or whatever.

600
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:32,440
I don't know.

601
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,680
I call it throat punch.

602
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,440
Yeah. It's a throat punch.

603
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:44,480
Totally use my washer, my dryer.

604
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:45,920
It's all good.

605
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,160
I don't know.

606
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,040
This little girl doesn't want to dry it.

607
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:51,840
So that's okay.

608
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,360
That's like all the kids.

609
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:54,800
I remember my oldest nephew.

610
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,640
He's shit. How old is he now?

611
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,360
I think he's 25 now, but when he turned 16,

612
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,840
my brother gave him his old car.

613
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,680
So my brother got a new one,

614
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,000
but he didn't want to drive it.

615
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:09,000
So this motherfucker was walking to and from school.

616
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:10,480
Which is totally fine.

617
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:11,400
And the school, I'm like,

618
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,440
so how long does it take you to walk to school?

619
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,120
And he's like 50 minutes.

620
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:19,320
And I'm like one five or five, oh, and he said five, oh.

621
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:22,120
And I'm like, what the fuck?

622
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:25,400
I know. And my daughter says, oh, well,

623
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,720
you can just pull my, well, okay.

624
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:31,160
Girl.

625
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,600
Does she have a license?

626
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,880
Or her driver's license, I guess, or no?

627
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,240
No, no, she's gonna wait.

628
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,440
She's 18.

629
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,160
That's in November.

630
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,000
Oh, okay.

631
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:42,840
I thought she was 18 already.

632
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:46,160
Okay, but still like, I know when I was 15,

633
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,200
I was taking my mom's fucking car and driving

634
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,280
and I didn't have my license.

635
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:50,120
It was so weird.

636
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:52,280
Exactly.

637
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:53,120
Remember?

638
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:53,960
It's so weird.

639
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,560
I think you got a DUI on our beach cruisers.

640
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:00,720
I did?

641
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:01,440
No.

642
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:02,720
Yeah, you and I.

643
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,960
We didn't get no, I didn't get a DUI.

644
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,480
Yeah, well, I don't know.

645
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:10,600
Maybe you did?

646
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,040
But we weren't together.

647
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,200
I've never had real thoughts with you.

648
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,400
What are you talking about?

649
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,160
We're talking about Long Beach.

650
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:21,400
I was,

651
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,440
I've never gotten a DUI.

652
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,280
Trust me, if I had a DUI, I would know.

653
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,120
Well, I did.

654
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,480
Shit.

655
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,800
Well, it wasn't with me then

656
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,400
because I would have remembered.

657
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:37,200
My gosh.

658
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,400
Maybe it was with one of your sisters.

659
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,080
No, it wasn't with my sisters

660
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:42,440
because I was like,

661
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:46,840
the only person that I loved so much was you.

662
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:50,240
But we were not together when you got a DUI.

663
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:55,880
We went to a bar and we were on the beach cruisers.

664
00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,480
I really don't remember that

665
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,800
because I'm not good riding bikes once I'm drunk.

666
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:04,440
I know my other best friend, Darcy,

667
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,880
because I crashed into her and she's like, what the fuck?

668
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,240
I'm like, I told you, I can't fucking ride my bike.

669
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,000
I'm way too relaxed.

670
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,800
I just wanted to ride and I just wanted to go to sleep

671
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,320
and then I crashed into her.

672
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:21,720
So my daughter rides her beach cruiser around.

673
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:22,680
Okay.

674
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:23,840
And that's all good.

675
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,160
All right.

676
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,120
Go ahead.

677
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,120
You wanna do this?

678
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:29,200
You don't wanna get a fucking driver's license?

679
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,960
I don't understand why.

680
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,880
I guess nowadays,

681
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:38,080
I mean, I understand from the fact that I hate driving now.

682
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:39,000
Do you like driving now?

683
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,760
Cause I fucking hate driving now, but at that age,

684
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,040
I just wanted freedom and I didn't wanna be in the house

685
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,760
as opposed to we had this conversation in the last episode

686
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,560
where all the kids wanna stay indoors now

687
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,680
as opposed to like when we were growing up,

688
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:51,800
we didn't wanna be at home.

689
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,680
We wanted to be outside as soon as the sun hit

690
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,880
and we weren't home until after the sun came down.

691
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:58,840
Amen.

692
00:26:58,840 --> 00:26:59,680
Yes.

693
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:00,640
Exactly.

694
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,640
And then my daughter is like, oh, well,

695
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,560
I just don't, I don't like this and I don't like that.

696
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,400
And shit.

697
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:12,880
They're too, I don't know.

698
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,560
I know my daughter is more cautious than I was growing up.

699
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:16,400
You know what?

700
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,840
They're too, they want instant,

701
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:22,200
I don't know.

702
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:24,120
I don't even know.

703
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,760
They want privileges and-

704
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:28,280
Well, nothing everybody,

705
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,320
but I totally understand what you're saying.

706
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:31,720
But the younger generations, yeah,

707
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,400
they totally want instant.

708
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:38,400
How's your son when it comes to, the fuck was I,

709
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:42,200
what'd you say about G-Unit?

710
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,040
Oh, well-

711
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:43,880
I should want instant.

712
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,040
Sorry, I cut you off.

713
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:45,880
He wants instant gratification.

714
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,000
Oh, that's my train of thought.

715
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,240
She wants instant gratification.

716
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,320
Is your son like that?

717
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:56,240
Yes, because I want to take him out

718
00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:59,880
for Fourth of July.

719
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,120
Okay.

720
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:06,120
And he's just like, he puts his fingers in his ears

721
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,240
and he's like, I can't do this.

722
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:11,000
What the fuck?

723
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,760
Okay, so Gina doesn't want to go out?

724
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:13,760
Well, I don't really do,

725
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,480
I don't give a fuck about the,

726
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:17,480
I don't give a fuck about America's birthday.

727
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:18,960
I'm going to be indoors

728
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,920
and I'm going to be chilling in air conditioning

729
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:24,080
because fuck the summer heat here in the six to six.

730
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,920
Okay, amen for that.

731
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,760
I appreciate that.

732
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:28,600
Yes.

733
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:29,440
I don't know.

734
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:32,120
And my thing is this,

735
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,000
I don't know if I mentioned,

736
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,480
no, I guess I didn't mention this last episode.

737
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:36,760
When it comes to July 4th,

738
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,480
you know how it's like on a,

739
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:39,960
I guess it's on a Tuesday,

740
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,160
yeah, it's on, it's Tuesday this year.

741
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:43,200
So that means like,

742
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:44,520
for the people that actually,

743
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,200
I guess work a regular job,

744
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,520
that means they have Tuesday off,

745
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,320
which I have Tuesday off.

746
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,040
And then you go back to work Wednesday,

747
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:52,680
you work today, I don't care.

748
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:53,520
I like my job.

749
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,040
I actually like the job that I fucking,

750
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,360
this was the first job I actually worked on.

751
00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,960
I actually like, so anyways,

752
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:00,960
it doesn't matter to me.

753
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:04,120
I will show up at work on Wednesday at 6am.

754
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,760
But my thing is how,

755
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:08,840
what is it like?

756
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,440
Martin Luther King and like all the major holidays,

757
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,320
like Memorial Day and Labor Day is always like the first

758
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,200
Monday or whatever Monday or Friday, right?

759
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,160
They need to do the same thing for July 4th,

760
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:20,640
Christmas and I guess New Year's.

761
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:21,760
Figure that shit out,

762
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,640
even though I mean, it's a new calendar year.

763
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,000
But can we just have it like a three day weekend

764
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,120
as opposed to this Tuesday bullshit,

765
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,160
even though I love my job and it doesn't matter

766
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,400
that I had to work today and then I'm working on Wednesday.

767
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,600
It's just, I don't know.

768
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,360
It's just like, ugh.

769
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:40,760
You know?

770
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:41,800
Clink, clink.

771
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:43,680
Clink bitch.

772
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,440
I, clink, clink.

773
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:51,560
I really respect everything.

774
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,360
My father was a Vietnam vet.

775
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:58,160
Everything's like, it's all good.

776
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,720
But I don't know what's going on with my kids.

777
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,920
When I was in,

778
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:06,600
excuse me,

779
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:08,440
my own,

780
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:10,480
I don't know.

781
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:12,720
When I was in my own,

782
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:14,840
I don't know.

783
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,160
I really enjoyed fireworks.

784
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:20,160
I don't understand why the children

785
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,880
don't enjoy fireworks anymore.

786
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,160
I don't, I don't.

787
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,680
Well, it's not their thing, I guess.

788
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:30,760
So with that being said, there was this one year,

789
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,200
this was after I met you.

790
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:35,400
My buddy that I used to work with in,

791
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:40,160
not Riverside, we worked together in Fontana.

792
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,520
I went home early from my brothers

793
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,840
because I was super fucking drunk.

794
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,800
A, or no, I was probably hungover from the day before.

795
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,160
That's probably what it was.

796
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:50,560
I wasn't there.

797
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,360
So I'm like, Jay and my brother, I'm going home.

798
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,680
I'm going home, find whatever.

799
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,960
My brother's dryer was broken.

800
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,000
I don't know if my, I think he might still be,

801
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,480
he was probably still working with you at that time.

802
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,240
He might've told you the story.

803
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,720
So what does Jay do?

804
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,920
They go and buy fucking fireworks.

805
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,000
Jay lights the fireworks,

806
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,680
puts them in the motherfucking dryer

807
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,720
that's outside in the, in my brother's backyard,

808
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,840
closes the fucking dryer door.

809
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,120
And my brother started freaking out

810
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:23,200
because the dryer was just fucking going,

811
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,880
it was like, I don't remember that.

812
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,800
It was like 2006 or something.

813
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,120
I don't know.

814
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,040
Yeah.

815
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:31,960
That's no, that's perfect

816
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:33,920
because that's when I was working at Sprint.

817
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,200
So between 2006 and 2007, I was working there.

818
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,520
And my brother was just fucking losing it.

819
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:41,160
He's like, the cops are going to be called

820
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:44,760
because it's, I want to, I assume where he lives,

821
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,080
it's illegal for fireworks as well.

822
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,880
But fucking Jay, Jay was fucking to have a feel.

823
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:52,640
He's like, your brother's a fucking pussy.

824
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,200
The dryer door is closed

825
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,520
and we're fucking lighting this shit on fire.

826
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,640
So I don't know, I wasn't there.

827
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:02,640
And this was before smartphones,

828
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,960
because otherwise there would be a fucking video

829
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,960
that would live in infamy, but that's what happened.

830
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:12,000
Yeah, so my boy Jay was born in,

831
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,240
oh, he wasn't born and raised in Kansas,

832
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,960
but he was, he just moved from Kansas,

833
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:20,520
or relocated from Kansas City, Missouri to out here.

834
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,840
I remember Jay.

835
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:22,680
Yeah.

836
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,760
He was so super cool.

837
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,360
Yeah, and he was a drunk like us too.

838
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,600
So the fact that he wanted to, I guess,

839
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:33,960
light my brother's broken dryer on fire with fireworks

840
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:37,960
will be the one of the, I guess, July 4th,

841
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:41,920
4th years I was there to witness.

842
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:46,920
You know, my dad kept telling me,

843
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:51,280
hey, you're gonna go to the, he was,

844
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:57,040
I don't know, he was a cop and we were gonna do this.

845
00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:02,040
And we sang, fucking this stupid shit.

846
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:07,440
We sang this stupid shit.

847
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,120
It was like more than words.

848
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,520
Wait, you sang what?

849
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,600
Where are you singing while you're doing fireworks?

850
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,440
We were gonna sing more than words.

851
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,560
Okay, but you were gonna sing during fireworks or?

852
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:20,720
Yeah, I guess.

853
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:21,800
I don't fucking know.

854
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,240
We were like fucking 15 years old.

855
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:25,240
I don't know.

856
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,600
So it was like more than words.

857
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,520
Like it was the Adams brothers, I think,

858
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,560
or I don't fucking know.

859
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:35,880
I don't know.

860
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,120
More than words?

861
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,720
Mm-mm, unless I hear the song maybe,

862
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,320
then I'll be like, oh, I know you're talking.

863
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,120
I wanna fucking text you that song.

864
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:44,960
Please do.

865
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:45,800
I will.

866
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,960
But anyways, yeah, we,

867
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:52,200
I guess we did it.

868
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,000
I thought we didn't go well or what?

869
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,840
Well, I guess, I mean, it was kind of well.

870
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,240
I was trying to like have a little boyfriend

871
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,840
or whatever, I don't know.

872
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:03,680
I don't know.

873
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,880
I don't know, that's cool.

874
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaking of boyfriends, I have to ask because it's,

875
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:17,080
I haven't, I've been on my period.

876
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:22,000
I keep an eye on, I guess, for like the last eight days.

877
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,160
Oh no, it's been longer than that, shit.

878
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,600
Here's the thing, but when I'm pre-menopausal,

879
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,640
I don't know if you are, but I'm 40 fucking nine.

880
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:33,720
So I haven't had my period in like 11 months.

881
00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:35,480
And then I finally fucking have it.

882
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,920
And now it's like just, it's not,

883
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,280
it's just fucking annoying.

884
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,400
Like either show up every 28 days

885
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,120
or don't fucking show up at all

886
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:46,280
because now you're throwing off my fucking fucking.

887
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:49,640
Girl.

888
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,080
Yes.

889
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:53,640
That's what happens.

890
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,520
I was just like, I'm fucking over this shit.

891
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,800
My guy's like, so what's going on?

892
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,560
I'm like, still going.

893
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:02,520
He's like, what? I'm like, I'm not fucking lying, dude.

894
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,480
I don't know what to fucking tell you.

895
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,480
You're gonna have to calm down and wait.

896
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:10,480
Girl, it's happening.

897
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:17,040
I, I, I, I also had this period menopause they said.

898
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,240
They called it period menopause.

899
00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:22,080
No, no, no, no.

900
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,960
Yeah, that's the actual, that's the proper term.

901
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:25,800
Thank you.

902
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:27,920
Or I guess the correct pronunciation.

903
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,160
I'm fucking over the shit.

904
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,640
I'm like either fucking bleed or don't fuck this little light shit.

905
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:33,800
I just want to be done.

906
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,800
Like no crime scene when I'm messed with my guy.

907
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:37,640
Okay.

908
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:43,480
Yeah.

909
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:49,480
I have, it's, it's, it's really fucking bullshit fucking shit.

910
00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:52,000
And I'll say it right now.

911
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,000
When they told me I had period menopause.

912
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,720
I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?

913
00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:58,280
I don't give a fuck.

914
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,280
Yeah.

915
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,280
Yeah, I just don't bleed.

916
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,600
So I haven't bled.

917
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,800
And I was good for you.

918
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,080
I wish I could say that.

919
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:10,640
Well, I was great until like eight or I'm sorry,

920
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,480
maybe 10 or 12 days ago.

921
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:13,800
What's today, Monday?

922
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,800
It'll be 14 days on Wednesday.

923
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:16,640
Oh shit.

924
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:17,480
No.

925
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:21,480
One, two.

926
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,320
Fuck, I guess it's been two weeks.

927
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:25,920
Two weeks of drama.

928
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,800
Two weeks of drama from my end.

929
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,800
Anyway, I'm fucking over this shit.

930
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:32,640
Yeah.

931
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,800
Well, it's okay because, you know,

932
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:40,000
we have the doctor that tells us and it's okay.

933
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,480
We, we are where we are.

934
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,400
I don't know.

935
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:48,400
Fucking annoying.

936
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:49,440
So I just had to ask,

937
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,040
cause I know you're a little bit younger than me,

938
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,000
but I was just like, okay.

939
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,440
I'm a little bit younger than you.

940
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,440
Yes.

941
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:58,280
Yes.

942
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:03,960
And any girls out there that are listening to us,

943
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,120
this is what it is.

944
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,400
It's a whole bunch of bullshit.

945
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:12,240
But you know what?

946
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:14,600
I'm happy to report.

947
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:15,560
I'm happy to report.

948
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,120
I have not had any hot flashes and about,

949
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,880
um, what are we in July?

950
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,480
We're in July.

951
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,600
God, I can't believe we're in July.

952
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,160
I haven't had any hot flashes for like maybe seven months.

953
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,720
So that's fucking good.

954
00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:28,560
Okay, good.

955
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,160
Them hot flashes were intense.

956
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:32,640
And I'm like, I'm fucking over this shit.

957
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,200
Give me another beer, bitch.

958
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,000
Yeah.

959
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,200
Same.

960
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,040
Same.

961
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,000
So.

962
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:43,400
But you know what?

963
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:48,080
All you girls that listen to us or want to listen to us,

964
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,920
this is what it is.

965
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,120
Yes.

966
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:58,120
And on that note, I think we should wrap this up.

967
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:01,000
It's getting kind of toasty in the garage.

968
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,160
And I need another drink because,

969
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,560
after tomorrow I need to dry myself out

970
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:10,760
and hopefully dry myself out means also I will stop

971
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,920
with my period and then I can hook up with my guy again.

972
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:14,760
Yeah.

973
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:15,600
Yeah.

974
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:18,800
What if that'd be great?

975
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,360
Oh, that would totally be great Baruch Medusa.

976
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,200
Baruch Medusa is ready.

977
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:25,920
I fucking love you.

978
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,480
I love you too, bitch.

979
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:31,600
You got anything to say before we do our goodbyes?

980
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:35,200
I just want everybody to know that we are just saying

981
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:38,200
happy fourth of July.

982
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,320
We love you guys.

983
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:43,760
And thank you for listening to us.

984
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,280
Perfect. And I am going to do a workout

985
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,920
with beer tomorrow morning.

986
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:49,120
I don't know how that's going to go,

987
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:52,960
but I'm going to have somebody videotape my squats

988
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:54,680
with beer. How about that?

989
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,080
Hey,

990
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,320
Hey, Rancis.

991
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:58,680
Marca.

992
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,960
And on that note, we are Topshop.

993
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,720
I am Baruch Medusa and you are?

994
00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:08,080
Pomona bullets.

995
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,440
That's right bitch.

996
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,480
Clink, clink motherfuckers.

997
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:13,880
Clink, clink.

