What up, Pomona Bullets?
What up, broke Medusa?
Broke or but broke?
Maybe a little bit of both, but that's OK.
I'm working on that bitch.
I don't know.
Yeah, let's do this.
Just let me know.
Girl, it's fucking hot down here in SoCal.
Summer has officially happened as of three days ago,
and I'm already over it.
It's been very hot here.
But the hay farmers are just, I don't know.
There's all kinds of fucking hay in my backyard.
I don't know.
Hay?
Yeah.
OK.
Hay.
OK.
So July 4th, are you doing anything?
So since I live in, I guess we could say independence.
I, this is the town that just rocks it, locks it,
put it in their type deal.
Oh, so it's a whole city celebration?
Oh, yeah.
It's like a three day thing.
Oh, damn.
Yeah.
Pretty crazy.
OK, well, there's absolutely no fireworks allowed in my area,
thank God, because I'm at the bottom of a mountain,
and I don't feel like having to deal with the wildfires.
Well, yeah, you guys are like in this big ass drought
and shit, right?
Aren't we always in a drought here in California?
I don't know.
It seems like a drought.
Drowning.
Yes, always still in Oregon's water.
I don't know.
Probably are.
Yeah, you guys are.
But it's OK.
My sister is like, oh, my God, it's such a drought.
We can't do this.
We can't do that.
We can't do these fireworks.
OK.
Oh, really quick.
What are you drinking?
I am drinking Blingtons.
Is that Blingtons?
It's whiskey, yes.
OK, that's what I thought.
I'm not a whiskey girl.
I am still working on my handle of sapphire,
and it's with sparkling ice.
And then once that's done, I can go back to Injueink, Tequila,
and vodka.
I just want to get this done.
I'm not one to waste alcohol, OK?
Amen, sister.
So I did this little ball that they gave me
when I got the Blingtons.
And I don't know.
It's kind of watering down my whiskey, but it's OK.
I'm doing it.
That's what we're doing.
You're not drinking it straight?
Oh, yeah, straight.
But I have this little ball, this little sphere.
Oh, to keep it cold?
Yeah, again.
OK, gotcha.
OK, instead of ice cubes, you mean?
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm like, OK, what is?
I'm just going to pour more whiskey in there.
There you go.
Yep.
So I went to work today, and my fucking supervisor,
he's hilarious.
He's like, you guys didn't dress up in July 4th a tire.
I look at him, and I'm like, bitch,
I'm in a motherfucking Fruit of the Loom wife beater A. B,
it's already been worn and washed once.
So it's not even crisp white.
This does not get more American.
This is as a murka as it gets, bitch.
Murka.
Murka, Fruit of the Loom wife beaters.
Clink, clink.
What the fuck?
Are you mad?
And you had your black bra, right?
Of course.
Hey, man, sister.
We had a potluck at work, and this is my this is the first place
that I've ever worked at that I actually like everybody.
And I actually enjoy eating the food that they bring,
as opposed to wondering if they've washed their hands
or how they prepare the food.
Because I've seen all of them.
They all wash their fucking hands,
and they're very sanitary.
So kudos to my coworkers.
Hey, kudos.
One of them, he clink, clink.
He brought the grill, and he was grilling dogs and bratwurst,
right?
So I go to get bratwurst.
Let me ask you a question, Pomona Bullets.
When you make your bratwurst or your hot links on the grill,
do you like your how do you like to cook yours?
Or how do you like to eat them, I should say?
Actually, I like to just slice them a little bit.
I guess you could say it would be more of a, I don't know.
I just slice them a little bit.
OK, but when you're grilling them,
do you just get them done or well done?
Or how do you?
I don't know how to describe it.
I do like a little bit of char.
OK, well, that's why you're my fucking bitch.
Because guess what?
When they fucking made the fucking bratwurst today,
I should have fucking taken a picture of this shit,
because there was no char.
There was no char.
And there was very little grill marks.
So I text M. I'm like, M, I am at this fucking,
we're doing the potluck.
And I'm like, I'm eating bratwurst or bratwurst.
And I'm like, this is the first time
I've ever had one that looks like just barely,
when you barely get out of the package.
Yeah.
And they're like, it's already cooked.
Right, right.
Exactly.
So she's like, what the fuck?
And I'm like, I guess me and you are the only ones
who like it fucking charred.
I think so.
And she's like, did they fucking boil them in the bathtub?
Like, what's going on?
Yeah, we use you have to definitely char them.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I like my char.
I like that.
That's that's all me.
But I have a Oklahoma Joe's $800 grill.
And I'm trying to I'm trying to figure it out.
But I I I I char my my hotlings or my whatever it is,
whatever it links are.
They need a little char on them.
OK, thank you.
I was just wondering, I'm like, you have to like,
like with char.
I don't know.
Everybody at work is not white or basic Karen white.
They're not white at all.
So it was just like, how are these not charred?
But OK, whatever.
Because we're like, like we're Filipina and and and I'm a mutt.
We both are.
And but I do like some some char.
I don't like the char.
Yeah, people need to put some char.
Oh, whatever.
Yeah, I'm going to go to my brother's tomorrow.
He's having a block.
All right, I guess his block is having a block party,
but I'm not staying long.
It's going to be like another 95 degree day, I believe.
Yeah.
That's what it says on the phone.
So you know, it's going to at least be 100.
So yeah.
Oh, shit, you're going to your bros.
Yeah, I'm not going to stay late because I'm I work the next day.
But I told them I'll show up maybe around lunchtime
and have a couple of beers.
You know, OK, I wish I was there so we could like sing karaoke.
I can't believe that my brother thought that I was fucking drunk
that that one time me and you did karaoke.
He's like, my sister's doing karaoke.
And I'm like, yeah, she must be drunk.
I'm like, bitch, I don't fucking care.
I will make an ass out of myself.
And then you need to live live a little and stop being so tight.
What?
And what?
Whatever we sang the cure, right?
I don't know.
We don't know what and we rocked it.
That was after the fight.
I want to say it was a manny pack or no, it's.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Other than that, it was.
It was probably Pacman or Mayweather one or May.
Did they afraid each other?
I want to say they did.
I don't even know, but we were going to sing and we were going to rock it.
And your brother led us.
So so.
I was a lot of fucking time ago.
Clean to bro.
Were you guys still working together when we did that karaoke night?
Yes. Yes, ma'am.
OK, that was a long fucking time ago then.
I know.
Gosh.
Speaking of music, I know you used to watch TRL.
I wanted to come back with the original VJs.
I don't know what your thoughts are on that.
I think we should absolutely 1000 percent.
I would totally.
What's it called?
Buy a subscription to MTV.
Since do you do you do dish network or whatever you.
Well, I have this network, but I'm ready to do whatever else.
Like what do I do?
OK.
Yeah, I just have a smart TV and I just stream the channel.
The channels that way.
So I would totally sign up for MTV subscription if they bring back fucking TRL.
Oh, my gosh.
What was his name?
Carson Daly.
Yes, Carson Daly and the Vanessa chick that was married to or I guess is still married to.
What's his name?
The 98 degrees guy, Nick LeShay and La La Anthony.
La La.
Yeah.
I remember when Mariah Carey showed up with her ice cream truck or ice cream truck.
I'm sorry, her ice cream little cart.
That's how long.
Shit, I'm fucking old.
No, we're so old.
We're so old, Viach.
We're so old.
Fucking a.
Hey, it's all gray Bay.
Tell me about it.
Um, so yours, I guess your city's doing fireworks, so do you have to go far?
Are you going to go see him or?
Oh, so there's this little thing where my son, he just wants to do this little.
I can't hear the fireworks.
He just he just, I don't know.
Also, he wants to get up really close to it or something.
No, he just wants to like put little earbuds or little little.
I don't know.
You're stuck.
Oh, you don't.
Okay.
So.
Oh, he doesn't want to hear it.
Okay.
I misunderstood.
No, I don't blame him because my dog goes crazy.
She gets all she cows.
So exactly.
So my dog does the same thing and it's kind of weird.
And I kind of just like what I get a little.
Yeah, little aggressive.
I get a little aggressive.
I guess you can.
What kind of dog do you have?
I have a little she is a lab.
A black.
Yeah, OK.
Black lab, but she was beaten up and everything.
And she has all these PTSD type things.
And that's fine because I have the same.
So that's that's OK.
And.
Um.
I don't know.
I was like, do you just want like a little cupcake, a little, you know,
are you given edible or something?
I don't get.
Yeah, yeah.
I have to do all that.
My dog.
I don't even fucking know.
My dog's so big.
It's kind of like, what the fuck do I do?
But anyways, it's it comes down to my son.
You just want to just put your fingers in your ear
and you just don't want to do anything.
And it's kind of like, what the hell?
Because when I was in California, we used to always go to the L.A.
Fairgrounds.
Yep.
Yeah.
That wasn't too far from your place.
Nope.
And my son always puts his little fingers in his ears.
And I'm like, here, here is the prime rib.
Here is everything.
Look, the monster trucks are coming.
And then here comes the fireworks and trying to.
I didn't know they have monster trucks at the fairground door.
Of course.
Oh, that's fucking sweet.
I didn't know that I was I was big on monster trucks.
But yeah.
So.
OK.
It doesn't matter.
So now I'm just like, hey, let's just like live by the river.
Let's just do this.
Let's just look at the fireworks because for some reason, Oregon is.
The I guess you could say the sun goes down.
Like around around like nine, nine p.m.
Nine p.m.
Your time if you're in Southern California.
On the West Coast.
I were all on the West Coast, but I don't know why the sun goes down.
I'll let's change now because summer solstice happens.
So the days are getting shorter.
Well, girl, it gets a little bit less.
I guess I guess you could say.
And then my son's just like, oh, I just don't like it.
I don't like it.
He just wants to hang out with his friends and not his mom.
His friends.
You have no friends.
He's like a little introvert.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
That's like my my younger nephew.
He's or no, my younger nephew is not an introvert.
Like, well, he has friends.
I shouldn't say that.
He just likes to play his video games a lot.
I don't know.
That's my son.
Oh, OK, because I'm like, I think every boy likes to play their video
or rather play their video games, I think.
I think so.
I could be wrong.
Well, I don't know.
But I really want to just like punch him in the throat.
But not really.
Yeah, don't take that for real.
Yeah.
Please, anybody who's listening to this, it's not legit.
I don't really want to punch my son in the throat, but I don't want to
punch my sister in the throat, but I don't want to punch him in the throat.
I don't want to punch my sister in the throat.
I don't want to do that.
I don't want to punch my sister in the throat.
That's just a term.
It's a term, I guess.
Saying animal.
Yeah, I don't know.
I have a question.
Do you wear a smart watch?
Do you know what that is?
Like the Apple Watches, I guess?
Oh, my goodness.
I do not wear one, but my sister.
OK, good.
And and and yeah, my sisters do that on the reg.
equivalent of an Apple watch, but like once summer hits,
that thing, I'm like, if a guy's wearing that,
that is just like a turnoff to me.
Like you're not supposed to wear that
at least in the summertime.
This is not cuffing season.
I don't wanna see your fucking smart watch on.
If you wanna bang, if you wanna fuck,
I don't wanna see that fucking watch on your goddamn wrist.
I need to see some legit wrist candy.
You great girl.
Yes, but I believe it.
I have wrist candy too.
My smart watch has been retired until the fall.
Oh, so my sisters,
they do this little sister group chat for me.
And so I have a younger sister and I'm sorry,
for everybody that's listening,
I have a younger sister and an older sister
and we are all one year apart.
So,
they, my older sister, my younger sister,
they do this little steps, all this crap.
Okay, I try to encourage people on Instagram,
on my Instagram page to do the same.
I tell them they're lazy bitches
and they have lazy bitch syndrome.
They need to get up at least and get up off their ass.
Because if you're not walking,
I already know you're not doing your compound lifts.
You're not lifting weights.
So the least you can do is fucking walk, bitch.
Is my theory with my Instagram.
You know what?
My younger sister, she's doing it.
She's doing it to it.
Stay active.
Yeah, okay, well, that's good.
She's doing great.
And she just asks, what am I doing?
I'm like, well, I'm not doing nothing.
I'm doing squats.
As long as you're doing something,
that's all that matters.
But my point is the smart watches
should not be worn in the summertime
if you're trying to get dick or pussy.
That is a total turn off to me.
Take that shit off.
I need legit wrist candy or no candy at all.
There you go, clink, clink.
Clink, clink to that.
Yes.
And I just took another swig.
So that's what I'm gonna do.
Me too.
Okay, so I took a break off of beer
for about a month and a half.
And I was just doing my vodka or my sapphire.
And then I went back on beer about two weeks ago
when I went to my hairstylist
because when I had my hair appointments,
that's when I drink.
And then I just, I haven't been,
I shouldn't say I spiral
because that would imply that I'm an alcoholic.
I am not.
I'm a professional drinker.
You know what?
There's a difference.
Are you an alcoholic?
Or are you just a fucking drunk?
I'm like, I'm not constantly thinking about alcohol.
It might seem like that
because I talk about it all the time,
but I'm not constantly trying to fucking have it
like on my lip or anything.
But I'll tell you what,
those that month and a half off did me good.
Now I'm like, I went through like 24 beers
and like under three days.
And I have, I'm picking up more for tomorrow.
And I'm like, this is the last 24 pack I'm picking up
and I'm gonna dry out again
and just do vodka and the hard liquor.
A fucking beer, man, is my fucking kryptonite.
I just want to drink all of it.
Well, you can't do that.
I came to Oregon and I was like, oh shit.
There's so many breweries.
Oh my God, my favorite.
Yes, my favorite breweries in Eugene, Oregon.
They have like, oh my God, their fucking name.
They have like Tessara, Tessaris.
T-Rex, all their IPAs are fucking phenomenal.
I fucking forgot their names.
Shit, are their names?
It doesn't even matter.
These guys are like, yes, please.
Yes, please.
What, yes, please drink or yes, please what?
Yes, please let's drink all these breweries.
Of course.
Well, that's their fucking business.
Hello.
I know, it's fucking amazing.
Okay, so I have a question.
So when I come see you next month, I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna find, obviously I can't either
because that'll be my first time up there
and I haven't seen you in fucking over seven years.
So there's that.
But I'm gonna be in downtown Portland.
I guess I'm just gonna like putz around.
I'm gonna check out, I know Deschutes, the breweries there.
So I want an actual black butte porter.
Yeah.
Pour some tap at their fucking brewery.
But is there anything, I guess, other than,
I guess that brewery that I should be checking out?
Do you know, I actually like the ciders that they do here
because I don't know.
Oh, yeah.
I'm just a cider person.
But I can try that.
Try one and tell me how much you love it.
It's okay.
Well, it's summertime too,
so it might be more refreshing than a beer.
Yeah, yeah.
These ciders are amazing.
So how big is downtown Portland?
Have you been down there?
I have been down there.
Probably not recently.
But not recently because I hate people.
So, I know, I know.
No worries.
I'm the same.
I was just curious.
I'm like, I don't know how big it is.
So I can't wait to go.
I'm just gonna check it out
and then I'll Uber to your place afterwards.
Yeah, please do.
And then I'm just gonna be like, hey, bitch,
we got my house here.
Right, so have your girl fucking ready
because I'll be fucking hungry by the time I show up.
Girl, I have my girl ready.
If you're not vegan.
I am not vegan.
I need protein.
I need lots of protein.
So if you could stakes,
I will sell or Venmo you money to pick up food
and then have it ready by the time I get up there.
All right.
I am playing.
Thank you.
I don't mind like the veggie burgers or the...
No, I'm not eating veggie burgers.
Nope.
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
They're my...
And I'm not doing spam and eggs.
I'm sorry.
I'm over that shit.
Cause I overdosed on that maybe two months ago.
So we're gonna have to do like steak and eggs.
Just, I guess go shopping or I'll give you,
or I'll venue Venmo.
I'll sell you or however I send you money.
I will send you money.
Don't worry about it.
I got this.
Okay.
Well, and then, you know,
you know the alcohol and then we can just fucking do it up.
Want some Tito's?
Sure.
It don't matter.
Let's do this.
Gonna have a good 24, 36 hours with you.
And then I gotta head back.
So we gotta do it right.
I know.
We sure do.
And we gotta just fall in the bushes from them.
Oh, do you have stairs in your place
or is it all one level?
I have stairs.
Okay. That's what I thought.
I'm gonna have to count the stairs
because I'm gonna just remember.
So I don't accidentally trip or fall.
If I miss.
It's 18 stairs.
Oh God bless you.
You're my kind of girl.
Cause you count the steps and can't get that.
Are you, once you're fucked up,
you're like, I just need to count the steps.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
18.
Good girl. Good girl.
My kind of girl.
Of course.
I'm here for you.
So when does G-Unit leave for school?
So G-Unit leaves in September.
I can't wait.
And how far is the university from your place?
It's actually about three miles.
Oh my God.
It's so fucking close.
I thought it was like far away.
Yeah.
It's just three miles.
Okay. Well, good for her.
Okay. So she can come and visit or like be home
or whatever whenever she wants to stop by then.
I guess.
If she wants to get punched in the throat or whatever.
I don't know.
I call it throat punch.
Yeah. It's a throat punch.
Totally use my washer, my dryer.
It's all good.
I don't know.
This little girl doesn't want to dry it.
So that's okay.
That's like all the kids.
I remember my oldest nephew.
He's shit. How old is he now?
I think he's 25 now, but when he turned 16,
my brother gave him his old car.
So my brother got a new one,
but he didn't want to drive it.
So this motherfucker was walking to and from school.
Which is totally fine.
And the school, I'm like,
so how long does it take you to walk to school?
And he's like 50 minutes.
And I'm like one five or five, oh, and he said five, oh.
And I'm like, what the fuck?
I know. And my daughter says, oh, well,
you can just pull my, well, okay.
Girl.
Does she have a license?
Or her driver's license, I guess, or no?
No, no, she's gonna wait.
She's 18.
That's in November.
Oh, okay.
I thought she was 18 already.
Okay, but still like, I know when I was 15,
I was taking my mom's fucking car and driving
and I didn't have my license.
It was so weird.
Exactly.
Remember?
It's so weird.
I think you got a DUI on our beach cruisers.
I did?
No.
Yeah, you and I.
We didn't get no, I didn't get a DUI.
Yeah, well, I don't know.
Maybe you did?
But we weren't together.
I've never had real thoughts with you.
What are you talking about?
We're talking about Long Beach.
I was,
I've never gotten a DUI.
Trust me, if I had a DUI, I would know.
Well, I did.
Shit.
Well, it wasn't with me then
because I would have remembered.
My gosh.
Maybe it was with one of your sisters.
No, it wasn't with my sisters
because I was like,
the only person that I loved so much was you.
But we were not together when you got a DUI.
We went to a bar and we were on the beach cruisers.
I really don't remember that
because I'm not good riding bikes once I'm drunk.
I know my other best friend, Darcy,
because I crashed into her and she's like, what the fuck?
I'm like, I told you, I can't fucking ride my bike.
I'm way too relaxed.
I just wanted to ride and I just wanted to go to sleep
and then I crashed into her.
So my daughter rides her beach cruiser around.
Okay.
And that's all good.
All right.
Go ahead.
You wanna do this?
You don't wanna get a fucking driver's license?
I don't understand why.
I guess nowadays,
I mean, I understand from the fact that I hate driving now.
Do you like driving now?
Cause I fucking hate driving now, but at that age,
I just wanted freedom and I didn't wanna be in the house
as opposed to we had this conversation in the last episode
where all the kids wanna stay indoors now
as opposed to like when we were growing up,
we didn't wanna be at home.
We wanted to be outside as soon as the sun hit
and we weren't home until after the sun came down.
Amen.
Yes.
Exactly.
And then my daughter is like, oh, well,
I just don't, I don't like this and I don't like that.
And shit.
They're too, I don't know.
I know my daughter is more cautious than I was growing up.
You know what?
They're too, they want instant,
I don't know.
I don't even know.
They want privileges and-
Well, nothing everybody,
but I totally understand what you're saying.
But the younger generations, yeah,
they totally want instant.
How's your son when it comes to, the fuck was I,
what'd you say about G-Unit?
Oh, well-
I should want instant.
Sorry, I cut you off.
He wants instant gratification.
Oh, that's my train of thought.
She wants instant gratification.
Is your son like that?
Yes, because I want to take him out
for Fourth of July.
Okay.
And he's just like, he puts his fingers in his ears
and he's like, I can't do this.
What the fuck?
Okay, so Gina doesn't want to go out?
Well, I don't really do,
I don't give a fuck about the,
I don't give a fuck about America's birthday.
I'm going to be indoors
and I'm going to be chilling in air conditioning
because fuck the summer heat here in the six to six.
Okay, amen for that.
I appreciate that.
Yes.
I don't know.
And my thing is this,
I don't know if I mentioned,
no, I guess I didn't mention this last episode.
When it comes to July 4th,
you know how it's like on a,
I guess it's on a Tuesday,
yeah, it's on, it's Tuesday this year.
So that means like,
for the people that actually,
I guess work a regular job,
that means they have Tuesday off,
which I have Tuesday off.
And then you go back to work Wednesday,
you work today, I don't care.
I like my job.
I actually like the job that I fucking,
this was the first job I actually worked on.
I actually like, so anyways,
it doesn't matter to me.
I will show up at work on Wednesday at 6am.
But my thing is how,
what is it like?
Martin Luther King and like all the major holidays,
like Memorial Day and Labor Day is always like the first
Monday or whatever Monday or Friday, right?
They need to do the same thing for July 4th,
Christmas and I guess New Year's.
Figure that shit out,
even though I mean, it's a new calendar year.
But can we just have it like a three day weekend
as opposed to this Tuesday bullshit,
even though I love my job and it doesn't matter
that I had to work today and then I'm working on Wednesday.
It's just, I don't know.
It's just like, ugh.
You know?
Clink, clink.
Clink bitch.
I, clink, clink.
I really respect everything.
My father was a Vietnam vet.
Everything's like, it's all good.
But I don't know what's going on with my kids.
When I was in,
excuse me,
my own,
I don't know.
When I was in my own,
I don't know.
I really enjoyed fireworks.
I don't understand why the children
don't enjoy fireworks anymore.
I don't, I don't.
Well, it's not their thing, I guess.
So with that being said, there was this one year,
this was after I met you.
My buddy that I used to work with in,
not Riverside, we worked together in Fontana.
I went home early from my brothers
because I was super fucking drunk.
A, or no, I was probably hungover from the day before.
That's probably what it was.
I wasn't there.
So I'm like, Jay and my brother, I'm going home.
I'm going home, find whatever.
My brother's dryer was broken.
I don't know if my, I think he might still be,
he was probably still working with you at that time.
He might've told you the story.
So what does Jay do?
They go and buy fucking fireworks.
Jay lights the fireworks,
puts them in the motherfucking dryer
that's outside in the, in my brother's backyard,
closes the fucking dryer door.
And my brother started freaking out
because the dryer was just fucking going,
it was like, I don't remember that.
It was like 2006 or something.
I don't know.
Yeah.
That's no, that's perfect
because that's when I was working at Sprint.
So between 2006 and 2007, I was working there.
And my brother was just fucking losing it.
He's like, the cops are going to be called
because it's, I want to, I assume where he lives,
it's illegal for fireworks as well.
But fucking Jay, Jay was fucking to have a feel.
He's like, your brother's a fucking pussy.
The dryer door is closed
and we're fucking lighting this shit on fire.
So I don't know, I wasn't there.
And this was before smartphones,
because otherwise there would be a fucking video
that would live in infamy, but that's what happened.
Yeah, so my boy Jay was born in,
oh, he wasn't born and raised in Kansas,
but he was, he just moved from Kansas,
or relocated from Kansas City, Missouri to out here.
I remember Jay.
Yeah.
He was so super cool.
Yeah, and he was a drunk like us too.
So the fact that he wanted to, I guess,
light my brother's broken dryer on fire with fireworks
will be the one of the, I guess, July 4th,
4th years I was there to witness.
You know, my dad kept telling me,
hey, you're gonna go to the, he was,
I don't know, he was a cop and we were gonna do this.
And we sang, fucking this stupid shit.
We sang this stupid shit.
It was like more than words.
Wait, you sang what?
Where are you singing while you're doing fireworks?
We were gonna sing more than words.
Okay, but you were gonna sing during fireworks or?
Yeah, I guess.
I don't fucking know.
We were like fucking 15 years old.
I don't know.
So it was like more than words.
Like it was the Adams brothers, I think,
or I don't fucking know.
I don't know.
More than words?
Mm-mm, unless I hear the song maybe,
then I'll be like, oh, I know you're talking.
I wanna fucking text you that song.
Please do.
I will.
But anyways, yeah, we,
I guess we did it.
I thought we didn't go well or what?
Well, I guess, I mean, it was kind of well.
I was trying to like have a little boyfriend
or whatever, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know, that's cool.
Speaking of boyfriends, I have to ask because it's,
I haven't, I've been on my period.
I keep an eye on, I guess, for like the last eight days.
Oh no, it's been longer than that, shit.
Here's the thing, but when I'm pre-menopausal,
I don't know if you are, but I'm 40 fucking nine.
So I haven't had my period in like 11 months.
And then I finally fucking have it.
And now it's like just, it's not,
it's just fucking annoying.
Like either show up every 28 days
or don't fucking show up at all
because now you're throwing off my fucking fucking.
Girl.
Yes.
That's what happens.
I was just like, I'm fucking over this shit.
My guy's like, so what's going on?
I'm like, still going.
He's like, what? I'm like, I'm not fucking lying, dude.
I don't know what to fucking tell you.
You're gonna have to calm down and wait.
Girl, it's happening.
I, I, I, I also had this period menopause they said.
They called it period menopause.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, that's the actual, that's the proper term.
Thank you.
Or I guess the correct pronunciation.
I'm fucking over the shit.
I'm like either fucking bleed or don't fuck this little light shit.
I just want to be done.
Like no crime scene when I'm messed with my guy.
Okay.
Yeah.
I have, it's, it's, it's really fucking bullshit fucking shit.
And I'll say it right now.
When they told me I had period menopause.
I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?
I don't give a fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah, I just don't bleed.
So I haven't bled.
And I was good for you.
I wish I could say that.
Well, I was great until like eight or I'm sorry,
maybe 10 or 12 days ago.
What's today, Monday?
It'll be 14 days on Wednesday.
Oh shit.
No.
One, two.
Fuck, I guess it's been two weeks.
Two weeks of drama.
Two weeks of drama from my end.
Anyway, I'm fucking over this shit.
Yeah.
Well, it's okay because, you know,
we have the doctor that tells us and it's okay.
We, we are where we are.
I don't know.
Fucking annoying.
So I just had to ask,
cause I know you're a little bit younger than me,
but I was just like, okay.
I'm a little bit younger than you.
Yes.
And any girls out there that are listening to us,
this is what it is.
It's a whole bunch of bullshit.
But you know what?
I'm happy to report.
I have not had any hot flashes and about,
um, what are we in July?
We're in July.
God, I can't believe we're in July.
I haven't had any hot flashes for like maybe seven months.
So that's fucking good.
Okay, good.
Them hot flashes were intense.
And I'm like, I'm fucking over this shit.
Give me another beer, bitch.
Yeah.
Same.
So.
But you know what?
All you girls that listen to us or want to listen to us,
this is what it is.
Yes.
And on that note, I think we should wrap this up.
It's getting kind of toasty in the garage.
And I need another drink because,
after tomorrow I need to dry myself out
and hopefully dry myself out means also I will stop
with my period and then I can hook up with my guy again.
Yeah.
What if that'd be great?
Oh, that would totally be great Baruch Medusa.
Baruch Medusa is ready.
I fucking love you.
I love you too, bitch.
You got anything to say before we do our goodbyes?
I just want everybody to know that we are just saying
happy fourth of July.
We love you guys.
And thank you for listening to us.
Perfect. And I am going to do a workout
with beer tomorrow morning.
I don't know how that's going to go,
but I'm going to have somebody videotape my squats
with beer. How about that?
Hey,
Hey, Rancis.
Marca.
And on that note, we are Topshop.
I am Baruch Medusa and you are?
Pomona bullets.
That's right bitch.
Clink, clink motherfuckers.
Clink, clink.