What up Baroque Medusa here for Top Shelf Hygienx.
Welcome to Episode 4, bitch.
Good day, Pomona Bullets.
Hello there.
Okay, so I need to get my drink on already.
It's kind of late, so clink clink to you, bitch.
I just came back from the liquor store.
What did you pick up today?
Actually, I'm still on this little run of this.
It's called Kinky Aloha.
It's a vodka.
It's infused with pineapple.
I don't know.
A little bit of orange.
I just kind of...
Yeah, Kinky Aloha.
It's pretty good.
It's kind of a foo-foo drink, if you want to say, but...
Well, the taste, because everybody's like,
that's fruity, it's a foo-foo drink, but...
It's a single serving drink then, or it comes in a big bottle?
It comes in a big bottle, like, you know, like, grey goose, whatever.
Yeah, it's called Kinky Aloha.
They have different little flavors, kind of like Smirnoff.
So you don't have...
Do you mix it with anything, or you just drink it like that?
No, I do.
I mix it with a tropical orange juice.
Oh, okay.
That makes sense, then.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
It's Milo, unless I finish the bottle.
Hey, that's what...
Yo, how are you?
I'm doing pineapple juice and sapphire to keep me hydrated with the electrolytes.
So when I drink with, like, juice juice, like clear juice, I'm not clear juice.
Like pineapple juice or coconut water with...
I do coconut water with vodka if I'm at the pool out in Vegas,
because, you know, you can libate and hydrate at the same time,
so you don't fuck your system up.
Yep.
So I do that with pineapple and, I guess, sapphire,
because I'm still...
I still got that big fucking handle of sapphire.
I miss my sapphire.
Geez, I was this close to getting a bottle today.
No, don't.
I remember last time during COVID that we had our...
What was it?
It wasn't a Zoom call.
It was whatever we did.
The Google...
Oh, I think we've already talked about this,
but you fucking were drinking straight out of the...
I'm sorry, the Bombay sapphire bottle with a fucking straw,
and that's why you're my number one fucking bitch.
Cheers, bitch.
Yup.
Clink, clink.
Okay, I have a question.
Yes.
I'm not sure if you guys already know the answer to this,
but let's just say it's not hypothetical.
This happened to me last night.
I'm asking you now.
I left Vanilla Gorilla's house around 10.30 p.m. to come home.
Okay.
So after 10.30 at night on the 605 North,
right around the telegraph exit.
Oh, yeah.
So I want to say that's like...
Maybe it's Norwalk.
I don't know.
It's somewhere over there.
Yeah, close to Norwalk, yeah.
My car starts making noise and I'm like,
is that my fucking car that's making...
Is that my fucking car making noise?
Or like, what am I hearing?
My car sounded like a motherfucking 1970s Volkswagen Beetlebug.
You know how those sounded?
Yeah, but a beater beetle bug.
Yeah, the old school beater bug.
That's what my fucking car sounded like last night.
And all of a sudden I looked down at my dashboard or my odometer
and the lights start flashing and I'm like, okay.
So I call it...
Lights as in like...
I like the...
Yeah, the engine light.
Look, my boyfriend is the engine light.
It's been on the entire fucking time for like the last fucking year.
That light, if it's not your gas cap, it's not...
It normally means your gas cap is on loose.
Not my instance.
For fucking Chevy Sonics, it just fucking stays on my...
My now X mechanic because I had to find a new mechanic.
We can talk about that another time.
Okay.
He was like, yeah, just ignore that light.
Chevy's not going to do anything about it.
So I mean, which he's like, I ignore that light that night.
I'm sorry, that light is fucking just useless.
Okay, well, that's fine.
So that light starts flashing and there's another light that's flashing.
It's called TC.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
It's like, oh, TC.
Right.
So I'm like, okay, 1970s beetle bug.
I call M and I'm like, M, my car is making noise.
I think I'm going to...
I'm like, I have AAA.
So I was just like, there's three options here.
She's like, what are you going to do?
I'm like, I'm going to just...
I don't know.
Let me...
I just want to let you know where I am.
I have my Google location sharing on...
Wait, but how did this noise sound?
Was it like a...
It was like the 1970s beetle bug.
Yeah, it sounds like a...
Yeah.
No.
Okay.
Okay, continue.
Okay.
So it sounds like that.
So there's three options, right?
A, do I pull off to the right and stay on the freeway and then call AAA there?
B, do I get off the telegraph exit and like, I guess, park into...
Or like, drive into a fucking gas station and call AAA there?
Or B, do I just shotgun at home and be like, bitch, give me the fuck home?
What did you choose?
What did...
No, what would you choose?
I would shotgun at home.
You're my fucking girl.
It's 1030 at night on a Friday night.
I'm by myself and I'm on a fuck...
Fuck that shit.
I'm like, get me home, bitch.
Get me home.
I was talking to my car.
You can do it.
You can do it, girl.
Come on.
I'm like, don't fucking fail me now.
So it got me home.
I get home.
My daughter's just like, I heard...
She's like, I hear this weird noise outside.
She's like, I think that's my fucking...
I'm like, bitch, that was fucking me.
Your engine's all on smoking up and on fire.
I mean, no, actually, it didn't.
Thank God.
I'm like, as long as it just doesn't fucking burn up in flames, I'm fucking good.
I don't fucking care.
So AAA comes this morning and they're like...
So I explain what's going on.
I'm like, I need you to tell me to my mechanics.
So they're like, okay, but let me...
He's like, I don't know what sound you're talking about.
And I'm like, it's...
No, I explained it.
So he's like, start your fucking car.
So I'm like, all right, I start my fucking car.
And he's like...
It's burning like a can.
No.
He's like, oh.
So he's like, pop your hood.
So I pop the hood and he's like, it's probably your spark plugs or your muffler.
He's like, but don't...
I'm not guaranteeing it, but it's one of those two.
So I'm like, I'm not gonna give you anything major, major.
He's like, I don't know.
I'm just AAA.
Right.
So he takes me...
He drops me off at the fucking...
At my mechanic, but my mechanic's a mom and pop shop because I don't trust the big,
the big name around here because they will fucking take you for your money.
For sure.
And I'm not going to the fucking dealer.
Fuck that shit.
No, yeah.
Fuck the dealer.
Fuck that.
Warranty's up, never ever going back.
Thank you very much.
So turns out my mom and pop shop mechanic up here, even though it says they're open on
Saturdays, they're not.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
So my, my car is there now and I just left them a note and I left my keys in the drop
box and I call me on Monday and we'll go from there.
What?
So wait, wait, wait, wait.
Ask what year is your car?
2014.
So it's nine years old.
Oh, well that's not that bad.
No, and it's 87,000 miles.
So it has low mileage.
Thanks to the lockdown, you know, nobody was allowed to fucking go anywhere.
So I had low mileage on my car.
So that's why I have to change my oil for six months.
Okay.
So do you, do you do regular like maintenance, just oil changes?
Yeah.
And I do.
Yeah.
I guess.
Well, I'm going to do that today or I was due for, I'm due for my synthesis.
I do synthetic oil so I can go every 7,000.
Yeah.
Because why would you want to go every 35, I told that to my daughter.
She does like the regular oil change them.
I get the fucking synthetic oil change.
Pay the extra whatever.
It ends up being the same amount.
And you only go once and you fucking go every 7,000 miles.
Why do you want to go every 3500 miles?
That's just a waste of fucking time.
Yep.
That's right.
I do synthetic always, always, always, always.
I mean, you're right.
It just, it just makes sense.
Why?
Why waste money?
So that was my, yeah, I'm just, I figured you would have shotgunned
at home.
I'm like, I'm on the six, so five.
It's a straight fucking shot all because I'm at the end of the six,
so five North.
So I'm like, I'm just going to fucking shotgun at home.
Worst case, I'll just end up like in the, in the number two lane.
Yeah.
And did you, did you shotgun home with your emergency lights on?
Yes, girl.
You know, I had my hazards on fuck.
I'm not that dumb.
Justin K's motherfucker.
I do not fucking tell my ass cause I'm going slow.
It's clean, clean to that right decision.
Well, I mean,
I got home safe.
And that's all that matters.
That's, that matters.
Oh, I get home and they locked me out because I'm like,
I'm like, I get home and they locked me out because there's a
special way to unlock the door here.
And I was just like, I'm like, all right.
You're all jumping through a window.
All right.
But, but M was up.
So she's like, I'm sorry, I accidentally locked you out.
I'm like, yeah, bitch, you fucking dead.
You're all not only is my car dying.
My phone is dying.
And I'm, you know, you know how like I told you,
I think the last episode where like Mike, my car has like, I have
to, I have to insert my key into the ignition to start my car as
opposed to yours and everybody else's that is the fob.
Yeah.
Well, actually it's like, I have a little fob that you.
Yeah, you have to kick.
Yeah, no, but it has to be close by in order for your car to start
to press the button.
I don't have that.
Yeah, it looks like one of those little fobs you just need.
And you know, you just put your whatever just need to be near.
No, it's, it's this, it looks like a fob, but you, it's actually,
there's no key that can, well, I guess there is a key is when I
bought my car recently, you can, but it's this little fob that
you put into the ignition in turn.
What the fuck? Yeah, I know.
So do you have a key, you have keyless entry.
How do you get in your car?
Just like you normally do, like you just press unlock on that
thing or how do you unlock unlock?
Okay.
Well, the triple, the triple a guy explained to me, I'm like, look,
I'm old school.
I'm like, I, my next car, I'm like, I still want a manual
transmission.
They don't really make those anymore.
So I guess I'm going to have to go with Subaru.
Oh, do not.
I, oh, don't you don't like so be.
I'm going to be fast and furious.
I will deck that shit out and I will get an, an illegal exhaust.
I will go back to the illegal exhaust route and try and pay
somebody for an illegal smog certificate and then put some
wheels on it.
Well, you know what?
If you deck it out, I'll still love you.
I'll always love you, but damn it.
I run off every fucking Subaru driver that I see here in Oregon.
I'm just like, get the fuck out of my way.
Fucking Subaru.
Fucking.
I have my Jeep run you off the road.
You and your fucking Subaru is with your dogs in the back and
my dog is not allowed in my car, by the way.
And unless it's going to the vet.
You're hilarious.
Okay.
So I guess I won't be getting a Subaru.
Get a Kia.
I seriously doubt any Kia has an, um, a manual transmission.
Well,
I'm not sure if you can get a Jeep Wrangler like me or.
I have a Cherokee. I'm sorry. I said Wrangler. Sorry. Sorry.
I wanted a Wrangler, but I couldn't afford it.
Oh, the Wrangler. Yeah. Those Wranglers are fucking sweet, bro.
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call you.
Like we get brew, bro, bro, whatever.
Yeah. I really wanted one.
I was like, what the fuck? The prices of cars and shit this like in this economy.
I was like, are you kidding me? I'm going to get what 14 fucking miles to the
gallon. And I'm, it's a $46,000 cars. Like,
No, and that's that car maps.
So like this one even knew.
Yeah. The one I priced because I, I normally like when I look up,
when I start looking at cars, like I build them online,
like you go to the dealer's website, but by the time I got done building the
fucking Wrangler, I wanted it was close to 80 G's. I'm like, yeah,
that's redic and I'm like, since it's so Cal, you know,
it's always fucking hot here. So you have, you really don't want the top down
because you're going to get fucking burnt and have all that dirt and debris in
your fucking face. Yeah.
Then you have to take it to get detailed. And that's another,
what fucking 60 bucks, what every two weeks or more.
I'm sure it would cost more than that for that. I bet they would probably charge
extra here to detail my charity, which is, it's actually, it's cool.
It's a 2020. It's not brand, brand new, but how many more be that?
How many miles you got on it?
34,000. Oh, that is not bad at all for three years.
Yeah. And I was like, thank you. There was one owner. I got the car facts.
Yeah. That thing is a fucking lifesaver now that they have that going.
I'm just like, okay, car max worth the, where's the car facts? And,
no, it was, it was pretty good. I had to pay a couple hundred to get it shipped
from Washington. It was one owner. It's an ugly Smurf blue that I don't
really care for. Did you buy it from a dealer or you bought it from a person?
I bought it from car max. Oh, I didn't realize that you could like,
so you just ordered it online? Yeah, I just went on car max and I was like,
hey, my car is a piece of shit. And honestly, did you, you didn't test
drive it? Oh, no. Well, I, I paid the $200 to get it shipped.
So I could. Oh, I see. Oh, damn. Okay. Yeah. But I was like, you know,
I'm kind of desperate because my car, the timing belt, this bullshit.
It was, I had water in the oil tank. I believe it was my mechanic said,
and I had a hundred and close to 190,000 miles.
Oh, yeah, it's time. And I was like, you know, just going to get rid of this
shit before. What car was it? Was it the Malibu? No. Oh, shit, the Malibu's
been gone for years. I bought a Chevy Captiva. They don't make those
anymore. I don't believe. What the fuck is that? I know.
What the fuck is a Chevy Captiva? But it was a little SUV, kind of like
a CRV, like a Honda CRV. What year? That was a 2013, I believe.
What the fuck, dude? I think it was probably the last year that they made it.
Oh, okay. I don't know. I had to change the headlight once and it, yeah,
it was, it was insane. I don't, I don't know. But it was a, it was a good little
car. It took me back and forth to Southern Kelly and Oregon and multiple times.
You're coming here July 20th. How long are you going to be here for?
Well, you know, I have some family things to deal with. Right, right, right.
I'll probably be there. I'm planning, I'm hoping to head out on the, okay, so
I'm going to be there by the 25th. I need to be there by the 25th.
That's a Tuesday, right? I want to say.
Yeah, it's a Tuesday. Like who does.
So you're going to, I guess you're going to take off work then, right?
Because you just started work or whatever.
Yeah. Yeah. So I was hoping to leave the weekend prior to that Tuesday.
Oh, okay. And then just head home on Wednesday or Tuesday night.
Yeah.
And it's going to be an 18 hour drive. And I don't know if I can do a one
shot, but I'll try.
I was like, I was wondering if you're going to fly or drive.
Well, I was thinking about flying, but I was like, you know, my, I just need a
road, road trip with the kids.
Yeah, I just need to clear my mind and just let's just do this. I don't know.
I don't even know if it's going to clear my mind with the kids in the car.
And who knows, maybe a dog. If I don't find a doggie sitter or a border.
Is your sister going to.
Well, yeah.
Okay.
I asked, but yeah.
So yeah.
Yep.
I'm going to say, when are you, so is your car getting fixed?
Hopefully on Monday, but see if they're closed on the weekends.
Like you said, yes.
Yeah, they're good.
They're going to have, they're going to have an influx of people on Monday
morning, but my shits already there.
My cars are my keys are in the drop box with a letter that I wrote.
I'm like, when I told him to pick me up, I'm like, bring a pen and paper
because I ain't got that shit on me.
I need to write them a little love letter and tell them what the fuck they need
to do.
Oh, so are you renting a car in the meantime?
Are you just going to sell?
No, no.
I'm going to take a break from work.
Sorry.
I can't get there.
I work on.
I'm working on Monday and work is like three miles away.
So, um, I would ride my bike or walk, but that fucking,
the bridge connector between Dordi and Irwindale is fucking ridiculous.
And people don't know how to drive and I just don't want to get hit.
So, yeah, he's going to drop me off.
Do you still have the beach cruiser?
Yeah, I still have my beach cruiser, bitch.
I still have mine.
It's hanging up.
That's where I fucking love my beach cruiser.
I'm the only one with the beach cruiser and the six to six.
Cause guess what?
There's no beach in the six to six.
Where there ain't no beach.
Where I'm at either.
But I just remember when we fell over and our beach cruisers.
I swear to Christ that was not me, bitch.
I don't know who you're talking about, but we were okay.
Okay.
Let's go.
Let's just move on to the next.
Unless you have pictures that I really don't remember.
Fuck.
There was no pictures.
I really little Samsung.
Like I'm going to take a fucking picture of my flip phone.
I'm drunk.
No.
Okay.
So like I told you, like we should start like a rant and rave.
I guess for each episode.
Yeah.
So, um, I don't have any.
Well, let's start with the rant, I guess.
Um, do you have a rant this week?
Pomona bullets.
I do have a rant.
Do tell.
Okay.
I would like to just tell the whole whoever's listening.
Why where active where.
When you don't.
Actively use it.
I guess you can say.
When you're not using it the right way.
Right.
Well, I mean, what are you doing?
You're washing dishes.
I guess it would feel a little more if you're a little on the hefty
side or I don't know.
You can't wear jeans.
Or I don't know that that it is what it is, but why go out?
So again, it's going back to.
Millennials.
I believe I, I don't know, but.
I just, I don't understand this active where you're,
you're smoking a cigarette and you're active where you're going
grocery shopping and you're active where, but you never.
I don't know.
I don't know that I'm going to be on there.
But you never.
But you never hit Jim.
You never jogged around the block.
You never.
I don't.
Are you girls doing it?
Just trying to make your butt look cute because you know.
I don't fucking know.
And I guess I live under a rock everybody can say that and I'll admit it
I live under a rock
but
When I dropped my son off at karate
He's there for an hour and a half. I go to the gym
Yeah, and I do that and my son only goes to karate three days out of the week
But I do that
Good. Yeah, and I'm in my active wear
So my rant is I saw a
gal and she's in her active wear and she has her little
Water bottle and everything like she just came out of the gym. They said, oh, do you go to the gym?
When you drop off your kids at karate as well, what gym do you attend?
And she's all good. I don't go to the gym
I
By all means I do not want to go to the store in my active wear when I'm sweaty and gross and nasty
And I'm in my active wear because I just hit the gym
No, but but you see all these little I
Don't know these people and we'll just say
Women I I'm kind of aiming at you women. I love you
But geez what the fuck you guys just wear this active wear just because it's comfy
But I want everybody know if you have
The power to buy the active wear and put the active wear and say this one makes my butt look good with your yoga pants and whatevs
Hit the gym do some yoga do it. That's my rant
Okay, so I have a question and I totally agree with you on this to an extent
I guess I'm not sure to I should I do agree with you. So my question is this
So if you're active like if you're wearing active wear
and
You're actually working out but you're not working out that day
But you're wearing active to wear active wear like to the store or whatever and you already got your work at out
Work out on but you're wearing like clean active wear after that
Not the same active wear that you got Han sweaty in is that okay?
All right, no, that's that's that's fine as long as you're active
You can't wear if you're not fucking active. I've met I don't have a gym membership
I don't fucking jog. I just wear it. Don't do anything
I'm a I'm just a biggie and it's you know, it's more comfortable than jeans
Or whatever that's fine, but I don't know if it maybe I'm missing
The whole point of this is it just that it's more comfortable it's comfy clothes is it would say yes, I
Would say yeah, but Mike I asked you that question because I'm an active wear 24 seven, but you know, I work out
So I'm like, yeah, I'm like, are you gonna ding me?
No, I don't think you because I would look at you and I'd be like that bitch is active
That bitch is that way that bitch be active I can
When I come up there we can do a that bitch is active that bitch ain't active
Fuck yeah, like we can just watch the people walk down your street
I'm telling you girl. You see them. You're just like what I don't know if it's just here where I'm at
No, it's down. It's everywhere. I'm just like what so everybody just thinks hey yoga pants is the thing like I know for a fact
You did not do yoga this morning or you're not expecting to do it this afternoon or this evening or
Even just walk around the block that you live in do squats while you're watching
Get on yeah, just get oh
I just don't understand
But but when I see women smoking cigarettes and they're active where
Really you're so you're really act. I mean you could be active and you could be smoking cigarettes. I got a dial back a little bit on that
I was a smoker I
Have I have not been a smoker for three years now. Amen to that
I'm glad you gave that up. Yeah. Yeah, no more nicotine. I just chew now. I'm just kidding
Shit, okay, so I'm my I guess my rant
It also doubles as my
Rave so we're gonna do rants and raids. I think I said that so anyways my rant is
Growing up for me and you and I believe for the millennials because I know em had to learn as well and she's 31
We had to learn how to write in fucking cursive like what's the fucking point? It's fucking blame. It's dumb
My handwriting I've been asked if I'm either a doctor or a serial killer because that's how I fucking write
I fucking hate handwriting. I hate printing
my
Just like I had a co-worker when I was working in Irvine. He was like
That's your handwriting. I'm like, yeah, he's like
That looks like a serial killer wrote this and I'm like
I don't know if I should I might you know what I'll take that as a compliment. I guess
What the fuck
Yeah, you never sent me a handwritten card so I wouldn't know
It's if it's a handwritten card. I have to write it a couple times
So I might have to buy three cards before it actually is like legible. So I I can't go
What your penmanship looks like but okay proceed proceed, okay?
So I found out thanks to my co-workers the Gen Zers like my youngest nephew. I need to ask him
He's 15. I think he's 15 or 16. I can guarantee because he's like, yeah
They no longer teach cursive in school and I'm like what he's like. Yeah, there's no need to everybody's like on computers and
I guess, you know computers iPads whatever the fuck
So they only need to learn they only need to know how to print and I'm like, you know what my rent my rant is
Yeah, my rant is we had to learn cursive like what the fuck it's fucking pointless fucking lame
But it then it turns into my raid which is hallelujah the Gen Zers are fucking doing something right again
They made the word cunt
Acceptable and they made it trendy and they made it. I'm like what it was a called serving cunt
Yes
Exactly serving cunt and now they don't have to learn cursive. So that's my
How are they going to sign their documents with an X like Dumbo's mom did when the
They do it with like their hand like, you know when they like if you go somewhere
And then you just like sign whatever I guess. Yeah, I guess like an excellent
How do you how do you sign if you don't it wasn't your signature supposed to be?
incursive
I would draw a picture of my badge for my fucking suit
Well, okay, but um, so maybe they're drawing dick signs if they're guys are you know what they're doing now?
They are docu signing. Yeah, I was just gonna say like they sign online or whatever
Type in your name and it looks like cursive, you know my
I'm sorry. I but my son I
knew that they took out cursive and
And I was so excited that they did the schools
Right, I would write notes to my kids and cursive
And I would leave it there like we don't know it was like
Well, I don't know it was foreign to them. What are what are you doing?
I'm hieroglyphics. Like what what is this and it was funny because my son actually took a class
And it was an elective
elective, you know, you can pick art music blah blah blah
Calligraphy oh
I could never understand calligraphy that shit pisses me off. I'm like this is George Washington time. That's right
It's it's mother eppin
and
What I guess what he was a curse of yeah, I see cursive know what he went through it's it's it's cursive. Oh
Yeah, and I was like are you
They rename
Curse of to calligraphy because calligraphy is art. Yeah, and you would know your tattoo girl. Yeah
I
Don't pick up my pen and I don't know like well
That's not really not calligraphy because you do pick up your pen. Yeah, you're doing the calligraphy
No, it was legit curse of I don't know if it's just here in my town, but I was like, okay
Well, you know, hey then you can have a signature
Because that's just I don't know. What do you I don't know you what do you do?
Sign here
Word, what do you what do you do just print your name?
Okay, so question did G unit
Um, did she have to learn cursive since she's older or did they already like stop that for her to they already stopped it
Shit. Yeah, that's fucking crazy dude, and I didn't understand and
and she was fifth grade when we came up here to Oregon and
Yeah, she she doesn't know anything I took her to
G unit to get her
Bank account opened and everything they said sign the back of your card with your signature
Okay, she goes well
Mom, what do I do? I
Said you're not in your name. It's just a with the signature. What what is that?
Just write your name bitch
Just put your initials or something. I don't I don't fucking know just whatever just let somebody fucking steal your I don't
I don't even know just just let let's go home
Yeah
Shit
Fricking crazy did did M
Yeah, she learned cursive, but she was born in fucking 92 so
But can she write you a nice little cursive?
You know what I'm gonna open up my
My gun safe and I will find the letters that she wrote me when she was growing up and they range from
Why haven't I why haven't why don't I have a dad or why aren't you married yet?
Because I want a dad and I'm like bitch. I'm never getting married. Let's start there and
There was other ones like Papa said I'm being man or I'm being mean
But I just miss you because you're hanging out with your boyfriend. I'm just like
This fucking girl
I'm sorry. I'm not sorry. I'm just making you stronger
Bitch, yes, it life gets worse
It's called life you have to deal. Yeah, just you know, that's what it is
I'm gonna say that's what it is. I'm gonna say that's what it is. I'm gonna say that's what it is
Right
Suck it up
Yes
Okay, question. Have you seen
I'm not good when it comes to doing like the cat eye or the wingtip for when you do your eyeliner
So, you know how what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah, I liner and then that's what I do all day every day. Yeah
I'm not fucking seeing that. I'm an artist already. So I I'm on fleek, but is there a stamp pen?
I was even yeah, what?
Okay
There's a there's a stamp pen. There's there's several stamp pens. I bought one
Did it work? Oh
It stamps, but I cannot figure out the angle for shit like it went like
Last Saturday, I don't know where the fuck I was going. I was going somewhere. So I'm like, let me try this fucking stamp pen
After the sixth fucking try
Pomona bullets. I'm like, dude, I'm fucking done like my eyes all fucking block and I kept like like I kept like wiping it with a
Cotton swab and like reapplying my foundation right there and then try to do it again at a different angle
This thing would go straight up every time. I'm like, bitch. I'm holding it to the side
I'm holding it down and still fucking goes like straight up. I'm like, what the fuck
You know what you you need somebody else to just stamp it maybe I don't know
I just like that how Amy Winehouse does her fucking fucking wingtip
When you come here
You can show me one day
When as maybe next month
Hint hint hint
I will I will show you I will do we can we can record the podcast while you're trying to teach me just so we can show
everybody that I'm incapable of
Doing the the wingtip or cat eye fucking eyeliner bullshit
Yeah, there's always a good side and a bad side because if you're left-handed right-handed, there's a right-handed. Oh
So am I well clink clink
Like that my kids are left-handed. I'm like what oh
really?
Maybe now I sound like a bad mom like maybe my son is I know my daughter is for sure
Okay, yeah, but I lefties get out of here. I
Know my oldest nephew's left-handed. I don't know if my right
Um, Emma's right. I don't know if my younger my younger nephew. He's probably right-handed. He seems like he'd be right-handed
Okay, I you know, there's there's there's no animosity against left-handies. No, you know, my daughter is but
It's harder to teach
You need left-handy scissors. Yeah, I was just gonna say I just remember growing up like when in grade school
Like when you're doing arts and crafts or whatever the people with left hands or I guess left-handed or whatever
They needed the certain scissors and they all had to share one fucking pair
You're not smarter
You're just unique
Yeah, I'm special
With the helmet yeah in the little bus, but that's right
But um, yeah, okay, so we did our our rants. What is your what is your race?
So my rave is that the Gen Zers?
I guess the Gen Z generation no longer has to do cursive so kudos to them and what a yes
What would your rate? What would your rank be Pomona bullets?
Well, so I was thinking I'm like I don't rave about much of anything these days
But I am going to rave about these little
What is it called what your little life hacks
Okay, okay, I I do go down the rabbit hole and
And I try a lot of them like this is bullshit
Oh, these people are dumb. I I don't know but
I am gonna rave
over a couple life hacks
Okay, I don't know if it's necessarily life hacks, but
I did what I I told you I just bought my my new Jeep and
um, so we can't pump our gas in organ
And I drove up like what side?
Is the gas tank on
And so I had to stop and I pulled over and I jumped out to look
I'm like, okay, it's on it's on the passenger side
And I'm waiting in line because there's just a bunch of cars and I don't know there's maybe
four pumps
plus a diesel pump
and
damn I
Yeah
and
They are like can you please?
Open your gas tank the little lid the little door to my gas tank
and I said um open it and so I'm looking and I just bought the car
So you guys have to understand this I just bought the car
I said, I don't know where the where is the little pump
I
Old car it used to be this little clicky thing
Where you're by my seats and I don't I don't I don't know
I don't know and I just I just drove off and it's like, you know, it's okay. I have a half tank. It's it's all good
I'm back. I'll come back when I read the manual, but
I just learned that
Do you know that your your car tells you what side your gas tank is on?
I learned that maybe six years ago at the most maybe five years ago
So yeah that little arrow if you're looking at your gauge
I just thought it was just pointing to like my like I didn't even know
Yeah, you know what that that little pointer needs to be more prominent because it's like kind of sitting there
But it's not really there
So like you don't really pay attention to it until it's brought to your attention that hey, it's telling you what side your fucking gas
gas cap is on and you're like
Maybe you should be more prominent. Maybe you shouldn't be hiding
It's like maybe I'm just a freaking idiot and I should have read the manual before I started driving
I don't know
Whatever but the little um
Yeah, so I'm gonna rave because I never ever ever
I had this little life hack or whatever
They were showing
Of course it's online
But how to open
Jars of pickles or any jar that has that little pop-up
Thing where it's like if it's if this thing's popped
Don't buy it or whatever
Okay, okay, so it's like spaghetti
I don't know pickles whatever you want whatever it's those jars that have liquid or whatever in it
I never I used to
Oh ways always always always
get a tell
try to
Or get a a a butter knife
Clink it on the sides pop the bottom try to make it easier
Like I never knew
I never knew that if you just
Put your the bottom of your palms and just push
The little
Oh
Really? Yeah, I was like I could tell my I could have told my grandma this before she died
like
Ha ha ha
Grandma just saved your life. Yeah, I mean grandma
You were wasting your time
trying to open the pickles or the marinara sauce and I this is look how easy it is you just pop
I didn't know that so I'm kind of in this little
I'm I'm raving for a little bit of life hacks
Okay, um, I like that. I like your second life hack the the bottle or I'm sorry the jars
Here's my thing because um the reason why it has that little pop-up thing is because it's vacuum sealed right?
So it's locked all right removes the air
Right so the way I do it when I can't open a fucking jar is I stab it with a fucking knife
And then like it releases the air because there's a because obviously you would
Yeah, because you stab it and then it opens up just you just need that little bit of air to be released
Of course, and then you can and then it fucking easily unlocks, but then you know
But then the lid is fucking like has a little crack in it. So you're letting air in so like that life hack
You just said I will use that moving forward. Thank you very much Pomona bullets
Well, you're welcome. I've I've been doing my rabbit hole
um
Stuff I've been falling down I crawled back up
Oh, you know, there's one more thing
You know in kelly
When you pump gas because you have to pump your own gas
Yes
So, you know when you put your debit card in whatnot and you're just
You can you just want a full tank. Let's just say that you want a full tank. You just
Hit back in your car. You're just like, I don't even care what the price is
But when you get out, you're just kind of like
It's let's just say it's 51 46 and you try to go to like
51 50 cents or whatever you try to do a solid. I don't know if that was just me but
That's what us did you know if you put your debit card
In there and you push seven eight nine
um eight nine
You can just punch in the amount you want
What? Yeah, yeah
And wait, but don't really quote me on that because I already had a couple little vodkas, but um, yeah
I'll I will definitely let you know. It's seven eight nine eight nine. I believe
Oh, I didn't know well, I don't do that
In no you could just say I want
40 dollars of gas
Right and then it'll just stop
So let me ask you this when you're doing this you're doing it at the pump
Yes, because you know you put your little debit card credit card whatever
I don't I don't do that. I don't do the pump like that
I either go in and I pay with my card there or I pay with cash because um, that's if I'm paying at the pump or
Because of the credit card the scammers. I don't do that because they they have the card readers
And I've been taken once but that was at an ATM. Um
An outside door an outdoors ATM and I'll never do that again. So um, yeah, I don't do I stopped
Yeah, I stopped doing um the scan. I stopped doing that
Um at the at the pump. I I'll go in and pay with my card
Yeah, if I don't have cash
Uh, you know what smart move smart move. I I know that
Down down down under
From where I'm at
No, but like I had a I guess a co-worker. Um, they're like
It doesn't matter you like your bank will reimburse you. I'm like, have you ever I'm like clearly you've never had like your bank account hacked
Right, because if you did you would know that there's time
Your time is wasted having to fucking file everything or file these chart not charges
But follow your report and having to do the whole fucking due diligence of the process just so you can get your money back
And I was just like, yeah, no, I'm just like it'll happen to you. It happens to everybody. So
Yeah, it does
It sure does. Oh, but
Okay, before we get off the topic. Um, did you know about the banana code?
No
Oh my gosh, the banana code. Okay. Do you
Oh, shit. It's been about almost eight years. I haven't been in california
But when you go to the grocery store, do you guys have that?
self checkout stuff
Oh, yeah
Oh
Why you don't have that up there. Oh, I do. That's why
There's a banana code
Oh, okay. So what's the banana code? I don't know if I'm gonna get in trouble
Or even saying it
Oh, so basically I'm just gonna say what the banana code is
Is that when you're getting
Whatever it is whatever produce and you weigh it or then you put the little if there's a sticker on there
If there's not a sticker on there
You're just kind of like, okay. I need somebody to
You have to push that little button
First, okay, please help me. Please help me
And you have to weigh and you're just trying to get the hell out of there and everything. Well, see my um daughter
told me about that and it's um if you just punched in
well
I hope we don't get cancelled after this, but it's 4011
4011, okay. Yeah at the self checkout line
And you when you're buying produce it's only produce so you can actually buy, you know
Oh
Whatever and then no banana code and the banana code is
You know, it's the price of bananas and the bananas are the cheapest
But you know what somebody got caught. I want to say down here. I read it online somebody tried to buy
I don't want to say it was like I can't imagine being checking out like
No, they're trying to buy like a fucking a gaming console
I want to say and they put in not a banana code
But they put in something like I don't know pop tarts for the fucking code and then they got caught. Oh, no
Well, you know, it's not it's not that it's just like I was just saying it's just like when you're
Simple produce isn't going through you can put in the banana code
And you just get get through without waiting for somebody to come in and right and and and
And rule, you know, you're just blinking like you've fucking won the jackpot on a
What is a slot machine or whatever?
potato potato banana
Yeah
You know, it's like I don't even know I'm just like but I'm just kind of just like hey, you know
Oh and and another thing was um, I don't know
Are you vegan? What are you? What are you doing these days?
You know, I'm just like heavy heavy protein. I'm tired and oh speaking of every protein
I don't have a fucking car right now, but um because we have an airfire. I didn't have an airfire when I was living by myself
so I would like um
My mom's kitchen is just very um
It's very anxiety driven because she has so much fucking shit
So I refuse to like actually cook a steak on the goddamn fucking stove the way it's supposed to be fucking cooked
Yeah, and I haven't had a steak a properly cooked steak on the fucking stove with high heat and like the way I fucking love it
Like since I left hb anyways, I found um
A resume I found a recipe
online, I don't know if it's a recipe but like how you can um cook us
A new york steak strip or a ribeye in the airfire
And I'm like and let me try the air
Yeah, I fucking like I never had an airfire until I moved up here because I got
M wanted one for Christmas about three years ago and she didn't want to buy one
She's like I'm not going to buy one because there's so much fucking shit on her fucking counters already
I can't add to this and I'm like I'll buy it for your Christmas gift and she's like oh perfect
That's what I wanted you to do
Of course
Yes, no there's spawn
And it's the best fucking invention. I guess I don't know. I've never heard of the airfire until like maybe four years ago
I don't know how long airfires have been around for but I fucking cook everything in there now
Um, I'm gonna try and cook a steak when I have my car next week
I will go pick up a fucking ribeye or I guess it's a new york steak strip
I don't know. I gotta look at the recipe. It's either ribeye or steak strip
Well, you better let me know how that goes because I'm having steak for dinner tonight
But you have a fucking grill and even though I could just buy a grill up here
But I'm like I'm not good at grilling and I don't feel like doing the research or um
Well, you can just get a little hibachi
Yeah, no I did that and that's not my thing
Oh well
You know, sorry try try try the yeah
You just get that air fryer you get that steak in there and you let me know how it goes
I'm just like I need some fucking red meat because I fucking eat chicken breast every fucking day between that and eggs and I'm like
And salmon so salmon and then like I went through my tuna phase. Um, the tuna pouch is because that's easy
You just fucking open open up a pouch and start eating. Oh
I do a lot of ahi tuna
That my family sends me and and then I do the whole yeah, you're right. I do a lot of chicken
Eggs and uh, yes, yes
And it's so funny because Emma's more Filipino than me even though she's only fucking 25 Filipino
But hopefully girl can eat she can open up a can of tuna and eat it straight out of the can
I'm like you're fucking disgusting
Wow, you know, she's she's mama's favorite
Mama raised right
I guess but I can't I um, I don't buy tuna in the can I buy tuna the pouches like
Because there's no fucking water and people who eat tuna that comes with oil or you know what I'm talking about
That shit is disgusting. I'm just like who the fuck eats this shit
No, do they put that in pasta or some shit like I don't know. I don't know
That's just gross one time. I accidentally bought one of the fucking well. No
I did no I accidentally bought one too and I fucking it's disgusting
It's like it's mixed with olive oil. I'm like, okay olive oil and tuna should never be mixed together unless it's like a tuna steak
Yeah, I'm a tuna filet. Yeah, no fucking ground up tuna or minced tuna. Whatever the fuck it is
Maybe you might put it in some little like if you're Italian you might want to put in a little pasta. I I don't I don't know
I don't eat tuna
No, well they don't
Oh shit, well then shit. Fuck it. Who the fuck is I don't know. That's
That's just gross
Speaking of fucking seafood red slobster also known as red lobster by the real name
Um, they have all you can eat. They have the shrimp fest again and it's supposedly it's permanent
Oh, well, you know, I'm um
Allergy is a shellfish. I'm the only
Oh, well in the world
Okay, well, I'm sorry
I'm sorry
Um, I'm just letting you know that they have all you can eat um shrimp so back in the day when I was in college
We were still in college me and my college bff tina. Um, we would take our girls who were all of five. I think they were fine
Oh, no, we were out of college. So I graduated we graduated the same time. Um, m was five and then courtney was um six, I guess
Um, monday's were all you can eat crab legs at red lobster
Which also doubled because there was movie matinee for two dollars in uh,
Claremont so we would go to the movies for two dollars a piece and then we would hit the red slobster
Afterwards for all you can eat fucking shrimp. I'm sorry. All you can eat fucking crabs, but um crab legs and I guess um red
slobster lost out a lot of money or lost out. How do you say it?
They lost a lot of money
because um
Of all the crab legs they were given out for all you can eat
I'm like that was probably me tea and our two kids because we fucking were there was no time limit
We're like, okay. I can at least four servings and bring a bit guys are there for like six hours
Yeah, well, I know but maybe at least two
Shit
Geez
Oh the early red slobster
was on my um prom
Um, shit and I didn't even know that I was really allergic
to shellfish
So you broke out in hives or you had a did you have an happy I I I left the fucking place
in an ambulance and my date
Had a huge crush on
Just was there like are you coming with there and he's like no
Of course you're not because you guys are going to magic mountain after and
I just
I and the funny thing is I I lived in Hawaii for a bit and
I I just I don't know. I just always said I just thought I was a picky eater
Uh-huh, but you knew better. Yeah, I just yeah, I it was just a self-conscious type deal
Like I just need my spam a subi. Let's go. Thank you. Please give me my spam a subi. I don't need anything else
I don't need no pocket. I don't need I don't need nothing else. Please. No
So all shellfish. So like no lobster. No shrimp. No. What's the other one crab crab?
Yeah, no lobster shellfish no crab, but I can still eat ahi tuna. I guess right
It's just nothing that's
Eaters. Yeah, like yeah and so no catfish
I wouldn't even want to eat catfish, but then I
Wait, I was gonna ask because everybody loves catfish. I'm like they've that's disgusting
But then I'm like I eat shrimp and lobster and crab all day. So what's the difference?
It's so other than it not being shellfish
Yeah, I don't I eat I try to just trick
I do a mine like Jedi thing on myself
where it's just
Hmm
You know if you if you never had it you really can't crave it if you never had chocolate
You can't just crave it when everybody's like, oh my gosh, there's chocolate lava cake and chocolate chocolate chocolate
Okay, that's a little metaphor
but
It's it sucks because I hear my sister's like oh, I'm making
This crab and this and this shrimp. What is it called? What is that shit called shrimp cocktail or
Shrimp cocktail and crab um
Krabby cakes crabby patty. Yeah, I don't know they they do all that shit. They're like, this is so good
That's why I'm not on social media because it's like I
I almost want to just go into a hospital
cafeteria
And I want
Because I see these red lobster
Like crack and this looks so delicious and all this shit. This is like, you know, I I want to go to red lobster
I want to find a nearest hospital
No, okay. So, um really quick. Let me interject. Yes co-worker when I first um got out of college
I was working at mci and there was a co-worker that was allergic to
to shellfish
But she I guess like once a year. She fucking really needs it
So she's just like, um, I'll just have an epi pen ready and then once it my my throat swells
I'll hit myself with the epi pen and it'll be worth it. So that's what she would do
I have an epi pen, but it's never worth it. It's like I'm that
Like that allergic or that's I'm that bad
But the the doctors told me if I just
gave myself
Little little increments and then you know, I guess to get acclimated then um
And I was like, you know what it's it's not you're missing anything. I mean, I'll just have a t-bone steak
I would rather have a t-bone steak. So I'm gonna pick that I got I want to pick up a steak whatever one it said on the recipe
I can't and um once I get my car back
I mean, I guess I could have my m dried me to the store
But I I really don't need her to because I have plenty of food already or right now
So there's door dash or was it was a cold? Yeah, that's fine. I have plenty of food
So I'm like, I'll just wait until I um I get my car back and I can do a proper run
You're gonna you're gonna do right
You've got this girl that's bright and then I got to pick up some minced garlic some rosemary some
I think I ran out of butter some some butter
I don't know that's gonna fucking work in the air fryer though because you got to flip it over halfway through
Uh, you know, I'm just gonna cross my fingers and wish you luck and hope it comes out good
And you can give me the recipe and then I can buy an air fryer
Okay, I'm so good. I do have it, but you don't need an air you have the fucking grill or whatever you're high in
Yeah, I'm about to grill my steaks tonight
Well, good. I'm gonna have a grilled steak when I come up there. How about that, bitch?
You know what? I will grill you up a t-bone steak or it do do you like t-bone? Would you?
I like any fucking red meat
Oh, let's do this. We're gonna have a heyday when you come up here
I know
I'm gonna give you a shopping list. What grocery store you have up there?
Uh-oh, what's that mean? We have a where mart
Okay, well, I'll give you a list of what I want. I guess I'm only gonna be there for like what 36 hours, but yeah, I'll be happy list
It's okay. I I shop at Roth and you guys don't know what that is, but it's kind of like a uh trader joes
But that's that's where I shop. I shop there because I I'm doing a lot more for my health and a lot more
For things and I know I'm a little
No, I sometimes but I I I try
No, that's all you can do
Yep, then I'm like a few winco. I'm not packing my own groceries
Talks about winco. There's no winco. I've never seen a winco around here
I guess you got to be out like further like in riverside. I would never go to riverside, but I'm assuming wincos out that way
It would be like a food. What was that fucking food for less?
Was it called food for less?
It's like so winco is the equivalent of food for less. Yeah, and it's like a
Winco where mark and they have these little winco where mark. Okay, and they keep calling it. Let's go to winco
And the kids are like it's where I know
Okay, so I didn't realize it wasn't food for less. So okay, then I don't really I was just curious because everybody
I still have food for less
I want to say yes, it's um like in Pasadena or like um
yeah, Pasadena and um
There was one there like maybe 10 years ago
There's no dude being in my area so remote like we have a smart and final fuck that grocery outlet is cool
We have smart and final. I don't like smart and final at all smart and final fucking sucks
Well, it wouldn't suck more than food for fucking winco
Well food for less. No
Smart and final only has select things like I love I love grocery grocery outlet, but they only have select things too
So like the only place I can go I guess if I want legit shit isn't to Monrovia or
The bonds there I have to drive all the way to Monrovia, which is all of four miles
But I'm like I'm in my fucking city. There should be a fucking legit grocery store here
There isn't
That's all I got Trader Joe's
Trader Joe's the headquarters or the main one is in Monrovia. That's where the headquarters is I
I fucking hate that Trader Joe's because it's always just so fucking packed and busy
So I drive all the way to San Dimas
To get my fucking shit Trader Joe's once a month
And my daughter's like you're fucking crazy. I'm like, I don't care. My bank is right around the corner and then I do my
And then are you do you do Sam's club or um Costco? I do do Costco. Oh, okay. See
Once every three months type of okay
Costco is like
One point five miles from my house
I finally
Well, I hate the Costco here. I hate it. The the fucking parking is ridiculous
It's like trying to get in and out of that fucking parking lot and it's huge and just fucking don't know
I fucking drive to glan dora and I fucking love sam's club. I go all the way to sam's club in glan dora for my fucking shopping
Right.
Yeah.
You're making my anxiety just whoop.
Yeah.
I'm like, I can't.
I can't do what that should.
I would rather drive eight miles away from my house to be like in peace.
Yes.
To either pick up my fucking online order or shop and not have to try and navigate people
trying to push their carts of bullshit to the car.
Yeah.
And it's like, what the fuck is everybody?
Like, I don't know.
And in Oregon, I can understand it because, hey, winter season is coming on and we get,
I don't know, but why?
My dad gave me the best advice at one point in my life.
I bought or I leased a Hummer.
He's like, what?
When was this?
Yeah.
When I just started with my old job back in the day, Fidelity, blah, blah, blah.
And he's like, well, you rent a house, but you have this Hummer and it's not even.
And mind you, my dad is a Vietnam vet and he's like this stupid Hummer.
You're spending $700 a month, blah, blah, blah.
And you're just renting a house.
He's like, that's bullshit.
That's bullshit.
I was like, no, it isn't that.
This is real life.
This ain't Vietnam, motherfucker.
Yeah.
Fuck off.
Do what you wanted to do when you were doing you and I'm going to do me.
That's right.
I'm going to do my job.
But he was right.
Like, I didn't fucking, you know, fucking, fucking,
Get the fuck out of here.
I needed the house.
People still drive that shit around here.
I don't know about it there, but people do.
My dad was showing me all the photos of.
They just crush.
He's like, they're not military built.
And I know they're not.
They're fabric glass.
Yeah.
They're supposed to be fucking to drive in the streets, not to like fucking run down.
Somebody was to Dan.
Yeah.
Like that.
And if everybody wants that.
I don't know.
So I was like that.
It's, it's okay.
But there was another time I was like, okay, no more, no more.
No more.
Humvees.
No more or what I think was like a H two or whatever the fuck it was.
It was a little.
Yeah.
H two and H three.
Yeah.
And I was like, I had an H two and I was like, okay, I'm not going to fucking
lease this anymore.
Let me get a lifted truck and I wanted to pull my.
Well, you did live in Pomona, which is like the, um, the outs are like the
onset of the nine oh nine.
So I can understand why you would need a lifted truck bitch.
Well, at this point, I was an upwind.
Oh, you were halfway into the nine oh nine.
Got it.
I was like, I'm not going to buy this anymore.
But, uh, yeah, I bought this lifted or I didn't buy.
I leased again.
I leased it was nice.
I was going to lease it for the summer.
I had a three month lease.
What make was it?
Um, it was a back then it was a 1999.
Um, Chevy.
Soberado.
Yes.
Nice.
I'm sorry.
How do you know that?
Because Chevy only their height are there.
They're full sizes.
Um, so I'm sorry.
Soberado and then the midsize or whatever.
And by the way, I like the Chevy Colorado, which is the midsize
pickup.
Yeah, but they fucking want like the, the, the, the, the,
what's it called the starting level or the starting, the starter pack.
What's it called?
Like the, the base level of the base, the base car.
Okay.
Well, I don't know.
I know you have a lot of cars.
I have a lot of cars.
I have a lot of cars, I have a lot of cars.
And I can't believe, I can't believe we got that car.
Not even a year ago.
Four years ago, shit.
Four years ago.
They wanted 30, they wanted 30 K for the base model.
I'm like,
I know.
You can, you can just lease them for the summer.
And that's what I was doing.
What were you?
Because we were, I was there.
I should have fucking called you.
I don't, I didn't know you in 99.
I didn't meet you until like, we did our karaoke.
So anyway.
Well, G-Unit was like a fucking brand new bae,
or like maybe one or two years old,
whenever you were working with my brother, you're like,
yeah.
Remember, we would throw balls, or I would.
You wouldn't.
You were very.
Oh my God, that's rude.
We were so rude.
No, you weren't, I was.
I'm the mother.
We did it out of love.
We did.
We were trying to toughen her up,
and we were making her beard.
I miss your fucking garage.
Your garage was the fucking shit, yo.
Oh God, you gotta see my garage.
Well, if you ever come up to see me,
you'll see my new garage.
We have a pool table, a dartboard, we're on legit.
I wanna show you, I keep saying I wanna show you
a video of my mom's garage that I tried
to turn into my fucking gym, and I have my chair in here.
We already had this conversation,
but moving back home, I had to move back home.
I just didn't understand why guys needed
to have their man cave when they get married
until I fucking moved back home.
And I'm like, oh, I totally get why you need
a fucking man cave, because women have so much fucking shit.
And yes, I'm a woman, woman, whatever.
I identify as a woman.
Hey, about that.
But I'm just like, I don't have all this shit.
Okay, so is it a-
What the fuck ever?
You wanna she cave because I'm-
Well, I guess it's called a she cave.
I call it my fucking garage iron is what I call it.
And I'm in garage iron right now
with my little $10 old school upholstered chair
that I bought from Craigslist and my Ottoman.
And I'm doing my podcast because it's called my Serenity.
My Serenity Now, according to-
Remember Seinfeld?
Remember that episode?
Yeah.
Serenity Now!
Yes!
This is my Serenity Now.
That in my bedroom is my Serenity Now.
That's where I keep everything just fucking pristine.
And like, you can do whatever the fuck you want.
This is your fucking house.
I just need to have my sanity
and it's in these two fucking spots, bitch.
Oh girl.
I just went to, I was trying to go to Kohl's the other day
and man, it's almost like a little LA
when you go to Salem and I'm in the little town.
Oh, how far is Serenity Now from your place?
It's about 25 minutes, a drive.
Oh, that's not too bad.
Yeah.
And I was gonna get Gina some, or I'm sorry.
Anyways, I was, there was this woodcarver guy.
And I have my whole, I'm almost like doing a sheet cave almost, but it's kinda like, it's not like, let's just sit and let's just whatever.
My garage is full on dartboard.
Pool table.
Pool table and I'm like, get all this shit out of here, all these Amazon boxes out of here.
And I have just neon lights and I bought a wooden, I call it the shark lounge, almost a shark lounge.
I like that.
It is, it's the shark lounge.
I just, I just don't, I don't know because I have to pay, I have to do, I don't know.
I don't know if I really want to, I don't know.
You're gonna have to tell me when you get her one day.
So your sister lives not too far from me.
Does she have her own place, I guess, or she, she's in an apartment or what?
She's in an apartment.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
I was just curious because I'm like, I know you have your own place.
So I wasn't sure.
Yeah.
Yep.
She's in an apartment.
But cool.
She's living her best life right now.
So.
Oh, good.
I'm glad.
Yep.
All right.
I'm on a box.
I think we should wrap this up.
Oh, you don't.
You have any last minute thoughts or whatever you want to say.
I guess I want to say thank you for anybody who's listening to this.
We are really trying to be the best of the best and let you guys know if you
guys want to hear us great.
If not all that.
That's right, bitch.
And I always forget to mention my first book poetry, comma, duh, period is
available on Amazon.
The link is in the episode description.
I'm working on my second book and it's going to be Thursday.
And on that note, Pomona bullets.
I bid you a do.
I do.
And I can't wait to see you in, I guess, four fucking week.
What's today's date?
Oh, it's in August.
Maybe five weeks from now.
It's going to be fun.
Yeah.
And then we can actually do a podcast together in person.
Put the microphone.
All right, bitches, we are out.
Clink, clink.
Thank you.