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What up Baroque Medusa here for Top Shelf Hygienx.

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Welcome to Episode 4, bitch.

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Good day, Pomona Bullets.

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Hello there.

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Okay, so I need to get my drink on already.

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It's kind of late, so clink clink to you, bitch.

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I just came back from the liquor store.

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What did you pick up today?

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Actually, I'm still on this little run of this.

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It's called Kinky Aloha.

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It's a vodka.

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It's infused with pineapple.

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I don't know.

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A little bit of orange.

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I just kind of...

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Yeah, Kinky Aloha.

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It's pretty good.

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It's kind of a foo-foo drink, if you want to say, but...

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Well, the taste, because everybody's like,

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that's fruity, it's a foo-foo drink, but...

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It's a single serving drink then, or it comes in a big bottle?

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It comes in a big bottle, like, you know, like, grey goose, whatever.

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Yeah, it's called Kinky Aloha.

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They have different little flavors, kind of like Smirnoff.

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So you don't have...

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Do you mix it with anything, or you just drink it like that?

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No, I do.

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I mix it with a tropical orange juice.

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Oh, okay.

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That makes sense, then.

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Yeah, it's pretty good.

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It's Milo, unless I finish the bottle.

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Hey, that's what...

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Yo, how are you?

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I'm doing pineapple juice and sapphire to keep me hydrated with the electrolytes.

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So when I drink with, like, juice juice, like clear juice, I'm not clear juice.

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Like pineapple juice or coconut water with...

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I do coconut water with vodka if I'm at the pool out in Vegas,

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because, you know, you can libate and hydrate at the same time,

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so you don't fuck your system up.

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Yep.

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So I do that with pineapple and, I guess, sapphire,

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because I'm still...

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I still got that big fucking handle of sapphire.

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I miss my sapphire.

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Geez, I was this close to getting a bottle today.

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No, don't.

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I remember last time during COVID that we had our...

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What was it?

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It wasn't a Zoom call.

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It was whatever we did.

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The Google...

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Oh, I think we've already talked about this,

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but you fucking were drinking straight out of the...

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I'm sorry, the Bombay sapphire bottle with a fucking straw,

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and that's why you're my number one fucking bitch.

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Cheers, bitch.

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Yup.

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Clink, clink.

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Okay, I have a question.

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Yes.

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I'm not sure if you guys already know the answer to this,

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but let's just say it's not hypothetical.

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This happened to me last night.

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I'm asking you now.

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I left Vanilla Gorilla's house around 10.30 p.m. to come home.

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Okay.

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So after 10.30 at night on the 605 North,

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right around the telegraph exit.

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Oh, yeah.

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So I want to say that's like...

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Maybe it's Norwalk.

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I don't know.

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It's somewhere over there.

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Yeah, close to Norwalk, yeah.

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My car starts making noise and I'm like,

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is that my fucking car that's making...

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Is that my fucking car making noise?

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Or like, what am I hearing?

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My car sounded like a motherfucking 1970s Volkswagen Beetlebug.

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You know how those sounded?

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Yeah, but a beater beetle bug.

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Yeah, the old school beater bug.

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That's what my fucking car sounded like last night.

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And all of a sudden I looked down at my dashboard or my odometer

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and the lights start flashing and I'm like, okay.

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So I call it...

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Lights as in like...

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I like the...

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Yeah, the engine light.

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Look, my boyfriend is the engine light.

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It's been on the entire fucking time for like the last fucking year.

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That light, if it's not your gas cap, it's not...

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It normally means your gas cap is on loose.

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Not my instance.

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For fucking Chevy Sonics, it just fucking stays on my...

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My now X mechanic because I had to find a new mechanic.

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We can talk about that another time.

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Okay.

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He was like, yeah, just ignore that light.

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Chevy's not going to do anything about it.

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So I mean, which he's like, I ignore that light that night.

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I'm sorry, that light is fucking just useless.

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Okay, well, that's fine.

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So that light starts flashing and there's another light that's flashing.

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It's called TC.

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I don't know what the fuck that is.

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It's like, oh, TC.

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Right.

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So I'm like, okay, 1970s beetle bug.

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I call M and I'm like, M, my car is making noise.

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I think I'm going to...

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I'm like, I have AAA.

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So I was just like, there's three options here.

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She's like, what are you going to do?

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I'm like, I'm going to just...

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I don't know.

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Let me...

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I just want to let you know where I am.

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I have my Google location sharing on...

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Wait, but how did this noise sound?

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Was it like a...

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It was like the 1970s beetle bug.

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Yeah, it sounds like a...

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Yeah.

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No.

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Okay.

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Okay, continue.

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Okay.

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So it sounds like that.

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So there's three options, right?

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A, do I pull off to the right and stay on the freeway and then call AAA there?

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B, do I get off the telegraph exit and like, I guess, park into...

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Or like, drive into a fucking gas station and call AAA there?

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Or B, do I just shotgun at home and be like, bitch, give me the fuck home?

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What did you choose?

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What did...

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No, what would you choose?

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I would shotgun at home.

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You're my fucking girl.

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It's 1030 at night on a Friday night.

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I'm by myself and I'm on a fuck...

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Fuck that shit.

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I'm like, get me home, bitch.

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Get me home.

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I was talking to my car.

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You can do it.

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You can do it, girl.

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Come on.

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I'm like, don't fucking fail me now.

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So it got me home.

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I get home.

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My daughter's just like, I heard...

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She's like, I hear this weird noise outside.

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She's like, I think that's my fucking...

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I'm like, bitch, that was fucking me.

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Your engine's all on smoking up and on fire.

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I mean, no, actually, it didn't.

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Thank God.

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I'm like, as long as it just doesn't fucking burn up in flames, I'm fucking good.

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I don't fucking care.

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So AAA comes this morning and they're like...

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So I explain what's going on.

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I'm like, I need you to tell me to my mechanics.

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So they're like, okay, but let me...

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He's like, I don't know what sound you're talking about.

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And I'm like, it's...

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No, I explained it.

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So he's like, start your fucking car.

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So I'm like, all right, I start my fucking car.

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And he's like...

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It's burning like a can.

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No.

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He's like, oh.

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So he's like, pop your hood.

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So I pop the hood and he's like, it's probably your spark plugs or your muffler.

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He's like, but don't...

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I'm not guaranteeing it, but it's one of those two.

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So I'm like, I'm not gonna give you anything major, major.

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He's like, I don't know.

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I'm just AAA.

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Right.

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So he takes me...

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He drops me off at the fucking...

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At my mechanic, but my mechanic's a mom and pop shop because I don't trust the big,

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the big name around here because they will fucking take you for your money.

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For sure.

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And I'm not going to the fucking dealer.

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Fuck that shit.

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No, yeah.

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Fuck the dealer.

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Fuck that.

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Warranty's up, never ever going back.

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Thank you very much.

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So turns out my mom and pop shop mechanic up here, even though it says they're open on

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Saturdays, they're not.

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Oh, good.

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Yeah.

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So my, my car is there now and I just left them a note and I left my keys in the drop

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box and I call me on Monday and we'll go from there.

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What?

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So wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Ask what year is your car?

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2014.

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So it's nine years old.

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Oh, well that's not that bad.

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No, and it's 87,000 miles.

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So it has low mileage.

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Thanks to the lockdown, you know, nobody was allowed to fucking go anywhere.

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So I had low mileage on my car.

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So that's why I have to change my oil for six months.

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Okay.

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So do you, do you do regular like maintenance, just oil changes?

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Yeah.

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And I do.

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Yeah.

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I guess.

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Well, I'm going to do that today or I was due for, I'm due for my synthesis.

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I do synthetic oil so I can go every 7,000.

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Yeah.

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Because why would you want to go every 35, I told that to my daughter.

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She does like the regular oil change them.

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I get the fucking synthetic oil change.

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Pay the extra whatever.

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It ends up being the same amount.

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And you only go once and you fucking go every 7,000 miles.

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Why do you want to go every 3500 miles?

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That's just a waste of fucking time.

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That's right.

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I do synthetic always, always, always, always.

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I mean, you're right.

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It just, it just makes sense.

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Why?

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Why waste money?

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So that was my, yeah, I'm just, I figured you would have shotgunned

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at home.

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I'm like, I'm on the six, so five.

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It's a straight fucking shot all because I'm at the end of the six,

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so five North.

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So I'm like, I'm just going to fucking shotgun at home.

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Worst case, I'll just end up like in the, in the number two lane.

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Yeah.

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And did you, did you shotgun home with your emergency lights on?

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Yes, girl.

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You know, I had my hazards on fuck.

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I'm not that dumb.

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Justin K's motherfucker.

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I do not fucking tell my ass cause I'm going slow.

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It's clean, clean to that right decision.

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Well, I mean,

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I got home safe.

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And that's all that matters.

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That's, that matters.

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Oh, I get home and they locked me out because I'm like,

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I'm like, I get home and they locked me out because there's a

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special way to unlock the door here.

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And I was just like, I'm like, all right.

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You're all jumping through a window.

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All right.

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But, but M was up.

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So she's like, I'm sorry, I accidentally locked you out.

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I'm like, yeah, bitch, you fucking dead.

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You're all not only is my car dying.

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My phone is dying.

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And I'm, you know, you know how like I told you,

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I think the last episode where like Mike, my car has like, I have

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to, I have to insert my key into the ignition to start my car as

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opposed to yours and everybody else's that is the fob.

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Yeah.

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Well, actually it's like, I have a little fob that you.

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Yeah, you have to kick.

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Yeah, no, but it has to be close by in order for your car to start

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to press the button.

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I don't have that.

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Yeah, it looks like one of those little fobs you just need.

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And you know, you just put your whatever just need to be near.

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No, it's, it's this, it looks like a fob, but you, it's actually,

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there's no key that can, well, I guess there is a key is when I

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bought my car recently, you can, but it's this little fob that

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you put into the ignition in turn.

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What the fuck? Yeah, I know.

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So do you have a key, you have keyless entry.

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How do you get in your car?

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Just like you normally do, like you just press unlock on that

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thing or how do you unlock unlock?

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Okay.

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Well, the triple, the triple a guy explained to me, I'm like, look,

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I'm old school.

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I'm like, I, my next car, I'm like, I still want a manual

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transmission.

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They don't really make those anymore.

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So I guess I'm going to have to go with Subaru.

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Oh, do not.

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I, oh, don't you don't like so be.

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I'm going to be fast and furious.

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I will deck that shit out and I will get an, an illegal exhaust.

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I will go back to the illegal exhaust route and try and pay

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somebody for an illegal smog certificate and then put some

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wheels on it.

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Well, you know what?

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If you deck it out, I'll still love you.

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I'll always love you, but damn it.

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I run off every fucking Subaru driver that I see here in Oregon.

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I'm just like, get the fuck out of my way.

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Fucking Subaru.

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Fucking.

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I have my Jeep run you off the road.

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You and your fucking Subaru is with your dogs in the back and

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my dog is not allowed in my car, by the way.

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And unless it's going to the vet.

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You're hilarious.

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Okay.

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So I guess I won't be getting a Subaru.

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Get a Kia.

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I seriously doubt any Kia has an, um, a manual transmission.

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Well,

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I'm not sure if you can get a Jeep Wrangler like me or.

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I have a Cherokee. I'm sorry. I said Wrangler. Sorry. Sorry.

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I wanted a Wrangler, but I couldn't afford it.

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Oh, the Wrangler. Yeah. Those Wranglers are fucking sweet, bro.

323
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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call you.

324
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Like we get brew, bro, bro, whatever.

325
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Yeah. I really wanted one.

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I was like, what the fuck? The prices of cars and shit this like in this economy.

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I was like, are you kidding me? I'm going to get what 14 fucking miles to the

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gallon. And I'm, it's a $46,000 cars. Like,

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No, and that's that car maps.

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So like this one even knew.

331
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Yeah. The one I priced because I, I normally like when I look up,

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when I start looking at cars, like I build them online,

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like you go to the dealer's website, but by the time I got done building the

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fucking Wrangler, I wanted it was close to 80 G's. I'm like, yeah,

335
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that's redic and I'm like, since it's so Cal, you know,

336
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it's always fucking hot here. So you have, you really don't want the top down

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because you're going to get fucking burnt and have all that dirt and debris in

338
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your fucking face. Yeah.

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Then you have to take it to get detailed. And that's another,

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what fucking 60 bucks, what every two weeks or more.

341
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I'm sure it would cost more than that for that. I bet they would probably charge

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extra here to detail my charity, which is, it's actually, it's cool.

343
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It's a 2020. It's not brand, brand new, but how many more be that?

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How many miles you got on it?

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34,000. Oh, that is not bad at all for three years.

346
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Yeah. And I was like, thank you. There was one owner. I got the car facts.

347
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Yeah. That thing is a fucking lifesaver now that they have that going.

348
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I'm just like, okay, car max worth the, where's the car facts? And,

349
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no, it was, it was pretty good. I had to pay a couple hundred to get it shipped

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from Washington. It was one owner. It's an ugly Smurf blue that I don't

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really care for. Did you buy it from a dealer or you bought it from a person?

352
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I bought it from car max. Oh, I didn't realize that you could like,

353
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so you just ordered it online? Yeah, I just went on car max and I was like,

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hey, my car is a piece of shit. And honestly, did you, you didn't test

355
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drive it? Oh, no. Well, I, I paid the $200 to get it shipped.

356
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So I could. Oh, I see. Oh, damn. Okay. Yeah. But I was like, you know,

357
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I'm kind of desperate because my car, the timing belt, this bullshit.

358
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It was, I had water in the oil tank. I believe it was my mechanic said,

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and I had a hundred and close to 190,000 miles.

360
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Oh, yeah, it's time. And I was like, you know, just going to get rid of this

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shit before. What car was it? Was it the Malibu? No. Oh, shit, the Malibu's

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been gone for years. I bought a Chevy Captiva. They don't make those

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anymore. I don't believe. What the fuck is that? I know.

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What the fuck is a Chevy Captiva? But it was a little SUV, kind of like

365
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a CRV, like a Honda CRV. What year? That was a 2013, I believe.

366
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What the fuck, dude? I think it was probably the last year that they made it.

367
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Oh, okay. I don't know. I had to change the headlight once and it, yeah,

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it was, it was insane. I don't, I don't know. But it was a, it was a good little

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car. It took me back and forth to Southern Kelly and Oregon and multiple times.

370
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You're coming here July 20th. How long are you going to be here for?

371
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Well, you know, I have some family things to deal with. Right, right, right.

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I'll probably be there. I'm planning, I'm hoping to head out on the, okay, so

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I'm going to be there by the 25th. I need to be there by the 25th.

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That's a Tuesday, right? I want to say.

375
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Yeah, it's a Tuesday. Like who does.

376
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So you're going to, I guess you're going to take off work then, right?

377
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Because you just started work or whatever.

378
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Yeah. Yeah. So I was hoping to leave the weekend prior to that Tuesday.

379
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Oh, okay. And then just head home on Wednesday or Tuesday night.

380
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Yeah.

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And it's going to be an 18 hour drive. And I don't know if I can do a one

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shot, but I'll try.

383
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I was like, I was wondering if you're going to fly or drive.

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Well, I was thinking about flying, but I was like, you know, my, I just need a

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road, road trip with the kids.

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Yeah, I just need to clear my mind and just let's just do this. I don't know.

387
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I don't even know if it's going to clear my mind with the kids in the car.

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And who knows, maybe a dog. If I don't find a doggie sitter or a border.

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Is your sister going to.

390
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Well, yeah.

391
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Okay.

392
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I asked, but yeah.

393
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So yeah.

394
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Yep.

395
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I'm going to say, when are you, so is your car getting fixed?

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Hopefully on Monday, but see if they're closed on the weekends.

397
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Like you said, yes.

398
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Yeah, they're good.

399
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They're going to have, they're going to have an influx of people on Monday

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morning, but my shits already there.

401
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My cars are my keys are in the drop box with a letter that I wrote.

402
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I'm like, when I told him to pick me up, I'm like, bring a pen and paper

403
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because I ain't got that shit on me.

404
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I need to write them a little love letter and tell them what the fuck they need

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to do.

406
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Oh, so are you renting a car in the meantime?

407
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Are you just going to sell?

408
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No, no.

409
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I'm going to take a break from work.

410
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Sorry.

411
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I can't get there.

412
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I work on.

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I'm working on Monday and work is like three miles away.

414
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So, um, I would ride my bike or walk, but that fucking,

415
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the bridge connector between Dordi and Irwindale is fucking ridiculous.

416
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And people don't know how to drive and I just don't want to get hit.

417
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So, yeah, he's going to drop me off.

418
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Do you still have the beach cruiser?

419
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Yeah, I still have my beach cruiser, bitch.

420
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I still have mine.

421
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It's hanging up.

422
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That's where I fucking love my beach cruiser.

423
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I'm the only one with the beach cruiser and the six to six.

424
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Cause guess what?

425
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There's no beach in the six to six.

426
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Where there ain't no beach.

427
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Where I'm at either.

428
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But I just remember when we fell over and our beach cruisers.

429
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I swear to Christ that was not me, bitch.

430
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I don't know who you're talking about, but we were okay.

431
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Okay.

432
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Let's go.

433
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Let's just move on to the next.

434
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Unless you have pictures that I really don't remember.

435
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Fuck.

436
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There was no pictures.

437
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I really little Samsung.

438
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Like I'm going to take a fucking picture of my flip phone.

439
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I'm drunk.

440
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No.

441
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Okay.

442
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So like I told you, like we should start like a rant and rave.

443
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I guess for each episode.

444
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Yeah.

445
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So, um, I don't have any.

446
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Well, let's start with the rant, I guess.

447
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Um, do you have a rant this week?

448
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Pomona bullets.

449
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I do have a rant.

450
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Do tell.

451
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Okay.

452
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I would like to just tell the whole whoever's listening.

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Why where active where.

454
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When you don't.

455
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Actively use it.

456
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I guess you can say.

457
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When you're not using it the right way.

458
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Right.

459
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Well, I mean, what are you doing?

460
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You're washing dishes.

461
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I guess it would feel a little more if you're a little on the hefty

462
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side or I don't know.

463
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You can't wear jeans.

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Or I don't know that that it is what it is, but why go out?

465
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So again, it's going back to.

466
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Millennials.

467
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I believe I, I don't know, but.

468
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I just, I don't understand this active where you're,

469
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you're smoking a cigarette and you're active where you're going

470
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grocery shopping and you're active where, but you never.

471
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I don't know.

472
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I don't know.

473
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I don't know.

474
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I don't know.

475
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I don't know.

476
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I don't know that I'm going to be on there.

477
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But you never.

478
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But you never hit Jim.

479
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You never jogged around the block.

480
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You never.

481
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I don't.

482
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Are you girls doing it?

483
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Just trying to make your butt look cute because you know.

484
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I don't fucking know.

485
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And I guess I live under a rock everybody can say that and I'll admit it

486
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I live under a rock

487
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but

488
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When I dropped my son off at karate

489
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He's there for an hour and a half. I go to the gym

490
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Yeah, and I do that and my son only goes to karate three days out of the week

491
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But I do that

492
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Good. Yeah, and I'm in my active wear

493
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So my rant is I saw a

494
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gal and she's in her active wear and she has her little

495
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Water bottle and everything like she just came out of the gym. They said, oh, do you go to the gym?

496
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When you drop off your kids at karate as well, what gym do you attend?

497
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And she's all good. I don't go to the gym

498
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I

499
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By all means I do not want to go to the store in my active wear when I'm sweaty and gross and nasty

500
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And I'm in my active wear because I just hit the gym

501
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No, but but you see all these little I

502
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Don't know these people and we'll just say

503
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Women I I'm kind of aiming at you women. I love you

504
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But geez what the fuck you guys just wear this active wear just because it's comfy

505
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But I want everybody know if you have

506
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:30,760
The power to buy the active wear and put the active wear and say this one makes my butt look good with your yoga pants and whatevs

507
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:35,560
Hit the gym do some yoga do it. That's my rant

508
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:42,680
Okay, so I have a question and I totally agree with you on this to an extent

509
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:46,520
I guess I'm not sure to I should I do agree with you. So my question is this

510
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,520
So if you're active like if you're wearing active wear

511
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,320
and

512
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:54,080
You're actually working out but you're not working out that day

513
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:59,120
But you're wearing active to wear active wear like to the store or whatever and you already got your work at out

514
00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:03,720
Work out on but you're wearing like clean active wear after that

515
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,520
Not the same active wear that you got Han sweaty in is that okay?

516
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:10,840
All right, no, that's that's that's fine as long as you're active

517
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:17,320
You can't wear if you're not fucking active. I've met I don't have a gym membership

518
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:21,400
I don't fucking jog. I just wear it. Don't do anything

519
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:27,240
I'm a I'm just a biggie and it's you know, it's more comfortable than jeans

520
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:33,400
Or whatever that's fine, but I don't know if it maybe I'm missing

521
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:42,880
The whole point of this is it just that it's more comfortable it's comfy clothes is it would say yes, I

522
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:50,520
Would say yeah, but Mike I asked you that question because I'm an active wear 24 seven, but you know, I work out

523
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,080
So I'm like, yeah, I'm like, are you gonna ding me?

524
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:58,000
No, I don't think you because I would look at you and I'd be like that bitch is active

525
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,880
That bitch is that way that bitch be active I can

526
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:13,240
When I come up there we can do a that bitch is active that bitch ain't active

527
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,740
Fuck yeah, like we can just watch the people walk down your street

528
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:22,000
I'm telling you girl. You see them. You're just like what I don't know if it's just here where I'm at

529
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:30,640
No, it's down. It's everywhere. I'm just like what so everybody just thinks hey yoga pants is the thing like I know for a fact

530
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:38,720
You did not do yoga this morning or you're not expecting to do it this afternoon or this evening or

531
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:45,920
Even just walk around the block that you live in do squats while you're watching

532
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,520
Get on yeah, just get oh

533
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,840
I just don't understand

534
00:25:56,160 --> 00:26:01,320
But but when I see women smoking cigarettes and they're active where

535
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:11,120
Really you're so you're really act. I mean you could be active and you could be smoking cigarettes. I got a dial back a little bit on that

536
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000
I was a smoker I

537
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:22,080
Have I have not been a smoker for three years now. Amen to that

538
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:30,080
I'm glad you gave that up. Yeah. Yeah, no more nicotine. I just chew now. I'm just kidding

539
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:40,760
Shit, okay, so I'm my I guess my rant

540
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,320
It also doubles as my

541
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:47,920
Rave so we're gonna do rants and raids. I think I said that so anyways my rant is

542
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:56,920
Growing up for me and you and I believe for the millennials because I know em had to learn as well and she's 31

543
00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:03,960
We had to learn how to write in fucking cursive like what's the fucking point? It's fucking blame. It's dumb

544
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:10,400
My handwriting I've been asked if I'm either a doctor or a serial killer because that's how I fucking write

545
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,400
I fucking hate handwriting. I hate printing

546
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:16,120
my

547
00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:20,320
Just like I had a co-worker when I was working in Irvine. He was like

548
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,440
That's your handwriting. I'm like, yeah, he's like

549
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,200
That looks like a serial killer wrote this and I'm like

550
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:32,060
I don't know if I should I might you know what I'll take that as a compliment. I guess

551
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,080
What the fuck

552
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:41,520
Yeah, you never sent me a handwritten card so I wouldn't know

553
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,440
It's if it's a handwritten card. I have to write it a couple times

554
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:50,760
So I might have to buy three cards before it actually is like legible. So I I can't go

555
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:57,920
What your penmanship looks like but okay proceed proceed, okay?

556
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:04,360
So I found out thanks to my co-workers the Gen Zers like my youngest nephew. I need to ask him

557
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:09,520
He's 15. I think he's 15 or 16. I can guarantee because he's like, yeah

558
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:15,480
They no longer teach cursive in school and I'm like what he's like. Yeah, there's no need to everybody's like on computers and

559
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,320
I guess, you know computers iPads whatever the fuck

560
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:25,160
So they only need to learn they only need to know how to print and I'm like, you know what my rent my rant is

561
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:30,800
Yeah, my rant is we had to learn cursive like what the fuck it's fucking pointless fucking lame

562
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:37,600
But it then it turns into my raid which is hallelujah the Gen Zers are fucking doing something right again

563
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,600
They made the word cunt

564
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:45,520
Acceptable and they made it trendy and they made it. I'm like what it was a called serving cunt

565
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,960
Yes

566
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:54,040
Exactly serving cunt and now they don't have to learn cursive. So that's my

567
00:28:54,040 --> 00:29:01,240
How are they going to sign their documents with an X like Dumbo's mom did when the

568
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,600
They do it with like their hand like, you know when they like if you go somewhere

569
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:09,400
And then you just like sign whatever I guess. Yeah, I guess like an excellent

570
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:14,680
How do you how do you sign if you don't it wasn't your signature supposed to be?

571
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,440
incursive

572
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:21,360
I would draw a picture of my badge for my fucking suit

573
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:28,080
Well, okay, but um, so maybe they're drawing dick signs if they're guys are you know what they're doing now?

574
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:33,480
They are docu signing. Yeah, I was just gonna say like they sign online or whatever

575
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:38,160
Type in your name and it looks like cursive, you know my

576
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:42,240
I'm sorry. I but my son I

577
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,440
knew that they took out cursive and

578
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:52,120
And I was so excited that they did the schools

579
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:56,960
Right, I would write notes to my kids and cursive

580
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,600
And I would leave it there like we don't know it was like

581
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:13,280
Well, I don't know it was foreign to them. What are what are you doing?

582
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:21,400
I'm hieroglyphics. Like what what is this and it was funny because my son actually took a class

583
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,960
And it was an elective

584
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:28,840
elective, you know, you can pick art music blah blah blah

585
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,440
Calligraphy oh

586
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:39,200
I could never understand calligraphy that shit pisses me off. I'm like this is George Washington time. That's right

587
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,560
It's it's mother eppin

588
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,560
and

589
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:52,480
What I guess what he was a curse of yeah, I see cursive know what he went through it's it's it's cursive. Oh

590
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,080
Yeah, and I was like are you

591
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,680
They rename

592
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:06,680
Curse of to calligraphy because calligraphy is art. Yeah, and you would know your tattoo girl. Yeah

593
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,680
I

594
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:14,560
Don't pick up my pen and I don't know like well

595
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:22,440
That's not really not calligraphy because you do pick up your pen. Yeah, you're doing the calligraphy

596
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:29,480
No, it was legit curse of I don't know if it's just here in my town, but I was like, okay

597
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,520
Well, you know, hey then you can have a signature

598
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:38,600
Because that's just I don't know. What do you I don't know you what do you do?

599
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:40,760
Sign here

600
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:44,040
Word, what do you what do you do just print your name?

601
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,680
Okay, so question did G unit

602
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:54,600
Um, did she have to learn cursive since she's older or did they already like stop that for her to they already stopped it

603
00:31:55,560 --> 00:32:00,400
Shit. Yeah, that's fucking crazy dude, and I didn't understand and

604
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:06,360
and she was fifth grade when we came up here to Oregon and

605
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:13,000
Yeah, she she doesn't know anything I took her to

606
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:15,920
G unit to get her

607
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:21,880
Bank account opened and everything they said sign the back of your card with your signature

608
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,040
Okay, she goes well

609
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,440
Mom, what do I do? I

610
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:33,840
Said you're not in your name. It's just a with the signature. What what is that?

611
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,640
Just write your name bitch

612
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:45,640
Just put your initials or something. I don't I don't fucking know just whatever just let somebody fucking steal your I don't

613
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,640
I don't even know just just let let's go home

614
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,640
Yeah

615
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,240
Shit

616
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,640
Fricking crazy did did M

617
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:05,920
Yeah, she learned cursive, but she was born in fucking 92 so

618
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,680
But can she write you a nice little cursive?

619
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,640
You know what I'm gonna open up my

620
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:19,480
My gun safe and I will find the letters that she wrote me when she was growing up and they range from

621
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:24,280
Why haven't I why haven't why don't I have a dad or why aren't you married yet?

622
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:29,040
Because I want a dad and I'm like bitch. I'm never getting married. Let's start there and

623
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:34,200
There was other ones like Papa said I'm being man or I'm being mean

624
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,320
But I just miss you because you're hanging out with your boyfriend. I'm just like

625
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,320
This fucking girl

626
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:46,360
I'm sorry. I'm not sorry. I'm just making you stronger

627
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:51,600
Bitch, yes, it life gets worse

628
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:59,760
It's called life you have to deal. Yeah, just you know, that's what it is

629
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:05,760
I'm gonna say that's what it is. I'm gonna say that's what it is. I'm gonna say that's what it is

630
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,760
Right

631
00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:13,240
Suck it up

632
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:14,800
Yes

633
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,800
Okay, question. Have you seen

634
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:23,360
I'm not good when it comes to doing like the cat eye or the wingtip for when you do your eyeliner

635
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:28,080
So, you know how what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah, I liner and then that's what I do all day every day. Yeah

636
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:34,920
I'm not fucking seeing that. I'm an artist already. So I I'm on fleek, but is there a stamp pen?

637
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,920
I was even yeah, what?

638
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,480
Okay

639
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:44,880
There's a there's a stamp pen. There's there's several stamp pens. I bought one

640
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,600
Did it work? Oh

641
00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:52,160
It stamps, but I cannot figure out the angle for shit like it went like

642
00:34:52,160 --> 00:35:00,360
Last Saturday, I don't know where the fuck I was going. I was going somewhere. So I'm like, let me try this fucking stamp pen

643
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,680
After the sixth fucking try

644
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:10,760
Pomona bullets. I'm like, dude, I'm fucking done like my eyes all fucking block and I kept like like I kept like wiping it with a

645
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:15,440
Cotton swab and like reapplying my foundation right there and then try to do it again at a different angle

646
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:18,840
This thing would go straight up every time. I'm like, bitch. I'm holding it to the side

647
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:22,400
I'm holding it down and still fucking goes like straight up. I'm like, what the fuck

648
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:28,400
You know what you you need somebody else to just stamp it maybe I don't know

649
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:35,040
I just like that how Amy Winehouse does her fucking fucking wingtip

650
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,600
When you come here

651
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,600
You can show me one day

652
00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,720
When as maybe next month

653
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:45,840
Hint hint hint

654
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:53,160
I will I will show you I will do we can we can record the podcast while you're trying to teach me just so we can show

655
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,480
everybody that I'm incapable of

656
00:35:56,560 --> 00:36:02,080
Doing the the wingtip or cat eye fucking eyeliner bullshit

657
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:09,120
Yeah, there's always a good side and a bad side because if you're left-handed right-handed, there's a right-handed. Oh

658
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,560
So am I well clink clink

659
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:15,900
Like that my kids are left-handed. I'm like what oh

660
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,760
really?

661
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:26,320
Maybe now I sound like a bad mom like maybe my son is I know my daughter is for sure

662
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:31,480
Okay, yeah, but I lefties get out of here. I

663
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:36,200
Know my oldest nephew's left-handed. I don't know if my right

664
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:42,400
Um, Emma's right. I don't know if my younger my younger nephew. He's probably right-handed. He seems like he'd be right-handed

665
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:51,840
Okay, I you know, there's there's there's no animosity against left-handies. No, you know, my daughter is but

666
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,960
It's harder to teach

667
00:36:56,240 --> 00:37:02,520
You need left-handy scissors. Yeah, I was just gonna say I just remember growing up like when in grade school

668
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:06,840
Like when you're doing arts and crafts or whatever the people with left hands or I guess left-handed or whatever

669
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,740
They needed the certain scissors and they all had to share one fucking pair

670
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,360
You're not smarter

671
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000
You're just unique

672
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000
Yeah, I'm special

673
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:38,200
With the helmet yeah in the little bus, but that's right

674
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:44,320
But um, yeah, okay, so we did our our rants. What is your what is your race?

675
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,320
So my rave is that the Gen Zers?

676
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:55,680
I guess the Gen Z generation no longer has to do cursive so kudos to them and what a yes

677
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:59,520
What would your rate? What would your rank be Pomona bullets?

678
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:06,720
Well, so I was thinking I'm like I don't rave about much of anything these days

679
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:13,120
But I am going to rave about these little

680
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,320
What is it called what your little life hacks

681
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:23,200
Okay, okay, I I do go down the rabbit hole and

682
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,400
And I try a lot of them like this is bullshit

683
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:30,720
Oh, these people are dumb. I I don't know but

684
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,680
I am gonna rave

685
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,840
over a couple life hacks

686
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:40,560
Okay, I don't know if it's necessarily life hacks, but

687
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:46,800
I did what I I told you I just bought my my new Jeep and

688
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,400
um, so we can't pump our gas in organ

689
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:54,560
And I drove up like what side?

690
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,640
Is the gas tank on

691
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:05,600
And so I had to stop and I pulled over and I jumped out to look

692
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:09,520
I'm like, okay, it's on it's on the passenger side

693
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:17,040
And I'm waiting in line because there's just a bunch of cars and I don't know there's maybe

694
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,680
four pumps

695
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,680
plus a diesel pump

696
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:22,720
and

697
00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:24,240
damn I

698
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:26,240
Yeah

699
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:28,240
and

700
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,240
They are like can you please?

701
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:36,480
Open your gas tank the little lid the little door to my gas tank

702
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:42,880
and I said um open it and so I'm looking and I just bought the car

703
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,680
So you guys have to understand this I just bought the car

704
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:49,040
I said, I don't know where the where is the little pump

705
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,040
I

706
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:54,080
Old car it used to be this little clicky thing

707
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:59,040
Where you're by my seats and I don't I don't I don't know

708
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:05,040
I don't know and I just I just drove off and it's like, you know, it's okay. I have a half tank. It's it's all good

709
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:08,320
I'm back. I'll come back when I read the manual, but

710
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,520
I just learned that

711
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:17,520
Do you know that your your car tells you what side your gas tank is on?

712
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:21,520
I learned that maybe six years ago at the most maybe five years ago

713
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:25,040
So yeah that little arrow if you're looking at your gauge

714
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:30,240
I just thought it was just pointing to like my like I didn't even know

715
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:36,160
Yeah, you know what that that little pointer needs to be more prominent because it's like kind of sitting there

716
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:37,520
But it's not really there

717
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:43,520
So like you don't really pay attention to it until it's brought to your attention that hey, it's telling you what side your fucking gas

718
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,400
gas cap is on and you're like

719
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:50,000
Maybe you should be more prominent. Maybe you shouldn't be hiding

720
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:58,000
It's like maybe I'm just a freaking idiot and I should have read the manual before I started driving

721
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:02,640
I don't know

722
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,640
Whatever but the little um

723
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:09,520
Yeah, so I'm gonna rave because I never ever ever

724
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:13,600
I had this little life hack or whatever

725
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,600
They were showing

726
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,960
Of course it's online

727
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,960
But how to open

728
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:25,520
Jars of pickles or any jar that has that little pop-up

729
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:29,840
Thing where it's like if it's if this thing's popped

730
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,400
Don't buy it or whatever

731
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:35,440
Okay, okay, so it's like spaghetti

732
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:42,320
I don't know pickles whatever you want whatever it's those jars that have liquid or whatever in it

733
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,320
I never I used to

734
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,200
Oh ways always always always

735
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
get a tell

736
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
try to

737
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,080
Or get a a a butter knife

738
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:59,440
Clink it on the sides pop the bottom try to make it easier

739
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,920
Like I never knew

740
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,920
I never knew that if you just

741
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,680
Put your the bottom of your palms and just push

742
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,680
The little

743
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,680
Oh

744
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:18,960
Really? Yeah, I was like I could tell my I could have told my grandma this before she died

745
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,680
like

746
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,680
Ha ha ha

747
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,800
Grandma just saved your life. Yeah, I mean grandma

748
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:29,440
You were wasting your time

749
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:36,000
trying to open the pickles or the marinara sauce and I this is look how easy it is you just pop

750
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:40,240
I didn't know that so I'm kind of in this little

751
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:44,000
I'm I'm raving for a little bit of life hacks

752
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:51,360
Okay, um, I like that. I like your second life hack the the bottle or I'm sorry the jars

753
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:56,800
Here's my thing because um the reason why it has that little pop-up thing is because it's vacuum sealed right?

754
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,800
So it's locked all right removes the air

755
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:04,000
Right so the way I do it when I can't open a fucking jar is I stab it with a fucking knife

756
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:08,400
And then like it releases the air because there's a because obviously you would

757
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:14,800
Yeah, because you stab it and then it opens up just you just need that little bit of air to be released

758
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:19,280
Of course, and then you can and then it fucking easily unlocks, but then you know

759
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:25,360
But then the lid is fucking like has a little crack in it. So you're letting air in so like that life hack

760
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:29,040
You just said I will use that moving forward. Thank you very much Pomona bullets

761
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:33,760
Well, you're welcome. I've I've been doing my rabbit hole

762
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,480
um

763
00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:39,440
Stuff I've been falling down I crawled back up

764
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,720
Oh, you know, there's one more thing

765
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,760
You know in kelly

766
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:50,720
When you pump gas because you have to pump your own gas

767
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:52,560
Yes

768
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:56,400
So, you know when you put your debit card in whatnot and you're just

769
00:43:56,400 --> 00:44:02,400
You can you just want a full tank. Let's just say that you want a full tank. You just

770
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:06,320
Hit back in your car. You're just like, I don't even care what the price is

771
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,040
But when you get out, you're just kind of like

772
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:13,920
It's let's just say it's 51 46 and you try to go to like

773
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:20,720
51 50 cents or whatever you try to do a solid. I don't know if that was just me but

774
00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:27,440
That's what us did you know if you put your debit card

775
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:31,600
In there and you push seven eight nine

776
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,640
um eight nine

777
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:39,120
You can just punch in the amount you want

778
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,080
What? Yeah, yeah

779
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:49,600
And wait, but don't really quote me on that because I already had a couple little vodkas, but um, yeah

780
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:55,360
I'll I will definitely let you know. It's seven eight nine eight nine. I believe

781
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:58,400
Oh, I didn't know well, I don't do that

782
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,360
In no you could just say I want

783
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,080
40 dollars of gas

784
00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:06,640
Right and then it'll just stop

785
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,680
So let me ask you this when you're doing this you're doing it at the pump

786
00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:16,640
Yes, because you know you put your little debit card credit card whatever

787
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,600
I don't I don't do that. I don't do the pump like that

788
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:26,880
I either go in and I pay with my card there or I pay with cash because um, that's if I'm paying at the pump or

789
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:32,000
Because of the credit card the scammers. I don't do that because they they have the card readers

790
00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:35,600
And I've been taken once but that was at an ATM. Um

791
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:41,520
An outside door an outdoors ATM and I'll never do that again. So um, yeah, I don't do I stopped

792
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,040
Yeah, I stopped doing um the scan. I stopped doing that

793
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:48,640
Um at the at the pump. I I'll go in and pay with my card

794
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,600
Yeah, if I don't have cash

795
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:56,080
Uh, you know what smart move smart move. I I know that

796
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,920
Down down down under

797
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,200
From where I'm at

798
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:07,200
No, but like I had a I guess a co-worker. Um, they're like

799
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:15,040
It doesn't matter you like your bank will reimburse you. I'm like, have you ever I'm like clearly you've never had like your bank account hacked

800
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,960
Right, because if you did you would know that there's time

801
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:24,560
Your time is wasted having to fucking file everything or file these chart not charges

802
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:30,560
But follow your report and having to do the whole fucking due diligence of the process just so you can get your money back

803
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:35,440
And I was just like, yeah, no, I'm just like it'll happen to you. It happens to everybody. So

804
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:37,440
Yeah, it does

805
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,320
It sure does. Oh, but

806
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:45,680
Okay, before we get off the topic. Um, did you know about the banana code?

807
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,200
No

808
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:52,320
Oh my gosh, the banana code. Okay. Do you

809
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:57,760
Oh, shit. It's been about almost eight years. I haven't been in california

810
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:01,600
But when you go to the grocery store, do you guys have that?

811
00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:04,240
self checkout stuff

812
00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:06,240
Oh, yeah

813
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,080
Oh

814
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:11,280
Why you don't have that up there. Oh, I do. That's why

815
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:14,560
There's a banana code

816
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:19,520
Oh, okay. So what's the banana code? I don't know if I'm gonna get in trouble

817
00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:22,720
Or even saying it

818
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:27,360
Oh, so basically I'm just gonna say what the banana code is

819
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,080
Is that when you're getting

820
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:37,920
Whatever it is whatever produce and you weigh it or then you put the little if there's a sticker on there

821
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
If there's not a sticker on there

822
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:43,360
You're just kind of like, okay. I need somebody to

823
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
You have to push that little button

824
00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:49,600
First, okay, please help me. Please help me

825
00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:57,200
And you have to weigh and you're just trying to get the hell out of there and everything. Well, see my um daughter

826
00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:04,080
told me about that and it's um if you just punched in

827
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:06,480
well

828
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:09,920
I hope we don't get cancelled after this, but it's 4011

829
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:15,280
4011, okay. Yeah at the self checkout line

830
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:21,920
And you when you're buying produce it's only produce so you can actually buy, you know

831
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:24,880
Oh

832
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:28,640
Whatever and then no banana code and the banana code is

833
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:32,080
You know, it's the price of bananas and the bananas are the cheapest

834
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:37,600
But you know what somebody got caught. I want to say down here. I read it online somebody tried to buy

835
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:43,360
I don't want to say it was like I can't imagine being checking out like

836
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:49,280
No, they're trying to buy like a fucking a gaming console

837
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,280
I want to say and they put in not a banana code

838
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:56,800
But they put in something like I don't know pop tarts for the fucking code and then they got caught. Oh, no

839
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:04,880
Well, you know, it's not it's not that it's just like I was just saying it's just like when you're

840
00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:09,280
Simple produce isn't going through you can put in the banana code

841
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:15,600
And you just get get through without waiting for somebody to come in and right and and and

842
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:22,400
And rule, you know, you're just blinking like you've fucking won the jackpot on a

843
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:25,760
What is a slot machine or whatever?

844
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,400
potato potato banana

845
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:30,240
Yeah

846
00:49:30,240 --> 00:49:35,600
You know, it's like I don't even know I'm just like but I'm just kind of just like hey, you know

847
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:40,000
Oh and and another thing was um, I don't know

848
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:43,920
Are you vegan? What are you? What are you doing these days?

849
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:50,240
You know, I'm just like heavy heavy protein. I'm tired and oh speaking of every protein

850
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:55,760
I don't have a fucking car right now, but um because we have an airfire. I didn't have an airfire when I was living by myself

851
00:49:56,240 --> 00:49:58,240
so I would like um

852
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:00,400
My mom's kitchen is just very um

853
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,920
It's very anxiety driven because she has so much fucking shit

854
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:11,840
So I refuse to like actually cook a steak on the goddamn fucking stove the way it's supposed to be fucking cooked

855
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:19,680
Yeah, and I haven't had a steak a properly cooked steak on the fucking stove with high heat and like the way I fucking love it

856
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:23,760
Like since I left hb anyways, I found um

857
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:27,040
A resume I found a recipe

858
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:32,480
online, I don't know if it's a recipe but like how you can um cook us

859
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:36,080
A new york steak strip or a ribeye in the airfire

860
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:38,720
And I'm like and let me try the air

861
00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:43,280
Yeah, I fucking like I never had an airfire until I moved up here because I got

862
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,200
M wanted one for Christmas about three years ago and she didn't want to buy one

863
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:51,280
She's like I'm not going to buy one because there's so much fucking shit on her fucking counters already

864
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:56,000
I can't add to this and I'm like I'll buy it for your Christmas gift and she's like oh perfect

865
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000
That's what I wanted you to do

866
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:00,320
Of course

867
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:02,320
Yes, no there's spawn

868
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:08,160
And it's the best fucking invention. I guess I don't know. I've never heard of the airfire until like maybe four years ago

869
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:13,440
I don't know how long airfires have been around for but I fucking cook everything in there now

870
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:17,120
Um, I'm gonna try and cook a steak when I have my car next week

871
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:21,200
I will go pick up a fucking ribeye or I guess it's a new york steak strip

872
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:24,240
I don't know. I gotta look at the recipe. It's either ribeye or steak strip

873
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:28,640
Well, you better let me know how that goes because I'm having steak for dinner tonight

874
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:32,560
But you have a fucking grill and even though I could just buy a grill up here

875
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:36,720
But I'm like I'm not good at grilling and I don't feel like doing the research or um

876
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:38,720
Well, you can just get a little hibachi

877
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,200
Yeah, no I did that and that's not my thing

878
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,840
Oh well

879
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:49,920
You know, sorry try try try the yeah

880
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:55,920
You just get that air fryer you get that steak in there and you let me know how it goes

881
00:51:56,240 --> 00:52:02,560
I'm just like I need some fucking red meat because I fucking eat chicken breast every fucking day between that and eggs and I'm like

882
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:07,600
And salmon so salmon and then like I went through my tuna phase. Um, the tuna pouch is because that's easy

883
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:10,240
You just fucking open open up a pouch and start eating. Oh

884
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:13,520
I do a lot of ahi tuna

885
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:21,520
That my family sends me and and then I do the whole yeah, you're right. I do a lot of chicken

886
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:25,440
Eggs and uh, yes, yes

887
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:32,080
And it's so funny because Emma's more Filipino than me even though she's only fucking 25 Filipino

888
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:36,960
But hopefully girl can eat she can open up a can of tuna and eat it straight out of the can

889
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:38,960
I'm like you're fucking disgusting

890
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:42,720
Wow, you know, she's she's mama's favorite

891
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000
Mama raised right

892
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:51,600
I guess but I can't I um, I don't buy tuna in the can I buy tuna the pouches like

893
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:57,600
Because there's no fucking water and people who eat tuna that comes with oil or you know what I'm talking about

894
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:02,560
That shit is disgusting. I'm just like who the fuck eats this shit

895
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:07,120
No, do they put that in pasta or some shit like I don't know. I don't know

896
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:13,600
That's just gross one time. I accidentally bought one of the fucking well. No

897
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:20,160
I did no I accidentally bought one too and I fucking it's disgusting

898
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:26,320
It's like it's mixed with olive oil. I'm like, okay olive oil and tuna should never be mixed together unless it's like a tuna steak

899
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:31,840
Yeah, I'm a tuna filet. Yeah, no fucking ground up tuna or minced tuna. Whatever the fuck it is

900
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:38,080
Maybe you might put it in some little like if you're Italian you might want to put in a little pasta. I I don't I don't know

901
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,400
I don't eat tuna

902
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:44,080
No, well they don't

903
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:48,800
Oh shit, well then shit. Fuck it. Who the fuck is I don't know. That's

904
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,800
That's just gross

905
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:57,280
Speaking of fucking seafood red slobster also known as red lobster by the real name

906
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:01,760
Um, they have all you can eat. They have the shrimp fest again and it's supposedly it's permanent

907
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,360
Oh, well, you know, I'm um

908
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:07,360
Allergy is a shellfish. I'm the only

909
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:09,920
Oh, well in the world

910
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:11,920
Okay, well, I'm sorry

911
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:14,480
I'm sorry

912
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:21,440
Um, I'm just letting you know that they have all you can eat um shrimp so back in the day when I was in college

913
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:28,320
We were still in college me and my college bff tina. Um, we would take our girls who were all of five. I think they were fine

914
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:37,120
Oh, no, we were out of college. So I graduated we graduated the same time. Um, m was five and then courtney was um six, I guess

915
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,680
Um, monday's were all you can eat crab legs at red lobster

916
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:46,000
Which also doubled because there was movie matinee for two dollars in uh,

917
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:51,280
Claremont so we would go to the movies for two dollars a piece and then we would hit the red slobster

918
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:58,400
Afterwards for all you can eat fucking shrimp. I'm sorry. All you can eat fucking crabs, but um crab legs and I guess um red

919
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:02,400
slobster lost out a lot of money or lost out. How do you say it?

920
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:04,880
They lost a lot of money

921
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:06,240
because um

922
00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:08,560
Of all the crab legs they were given out for all you can eat

923
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:12,960
I'm like that was probably me tea and our two kids because we fucking were there was no time limit

924
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:17,600
We're like, okay. I can at least four servings and bring a bit guys are there for like six hours

925
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:21,200
Yeah, well, I know but maybe at least two

926
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,200
Shit

927
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,280
Geez

928
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,840
Oh the early red slobster

929
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:34,560
was on my um prom

930
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:40,160
Um, shit and I didn't even know that I was really allergic

931
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:43,120
to shellfish

932
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:48,320
So you broke out in hives or you had a did you have an happy I I I left the fucking place

933
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:51,040
in an ambulance and my date

934
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:54,800
Had a huge crush on

935
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:58,720
Just was there like are you coming with there and he's like no

936
00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:03,440
Of course you're not because you guys are going to magic mountain after and

937
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:07,200
I just

938
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:11,120
I and the funny thing is I I lived in Hawaii for a bit and

939
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:17,600
I I just I don't know. I just always said I just thought I was a picky eater

940
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:24,640
Uh-huh, but you knew better. Yeah, I just yeah, I it was just a self-conscious type deal

941
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:31,760
Like I just need my spam a subi. Let's go. Thank you. Please give me my spam a subi. I don't need anything else

942
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:36,960
I don't need no pocket. I don't need I don't need nothing else. Please. No

943
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:42,560
So all shellfish. So like no lobster. No shrimp. No. What's the other one crab crab?

944
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:48,240
Yeah, no lobster shellfish no crab, but I can still eat ahi tuna. I guess right

945
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:51,920
It's just nothing that's

946
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:55,760
Eaters. Yeah, like yeah and so no catfish

947
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:00,080
I wouldn't even want to eat catfish, but then I

948
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:05,200
Wait, I was gonna ask because everybody loves catfish. I'm like they've that's disgusting

949
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:08,880
But then I'm like I eat shrimp and lobster and crab all day. So what's the difference?

950
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,000
It's so other than it not being shellfish

951
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:16,080
Yeah, I don't I eat I try to just trick

952
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:19,360
I do a mine like Jedi thing on myself

953
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:21,760
where it's just

954
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:22,880
Hmm

955
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:28,720
You know if you if you never had it you really can't crave it if you never had chocolate

956
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:35,920
You can't just crave it when everybody's like, oh my gosh, there's chocolate lava cake and chocolate chocolate chocolate

957
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:38,320
Okay, that's a little metaphor

958
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:40,080
but

959
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:43,680
It's it sucks because I hear my sister's like oh, I'm making

960
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:51,360
This crab and this and this shrimp. What is it called? What is that shit called shrimp cocktail or

961
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:54,720
Shrimp cocktail and crab um

962
00:57:55,280 --> 00:58:00,240
Krabby cakes crabby patty. Yeah, I don't know they they do all that shit. They're like, this is so good

963
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:03,920
That's why I'm not on social media because it's like I

964
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:09,600
I almost want to just go into a hospital

965
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:12,240
cafeteria

966
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:14,240
And I want

967
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:16,480
Because I see these red lobster

968
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:23,840
Like crack and this looks so delicious and all this shit. This is like, you know, I I want to go to red lobster

969
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:26,080
I want to find a nearest hospital

970
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:34,080
No, okay. So, um really quick. Let me interject. Yes co-worker when I first um got out of college

971
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:37,680
I was working at mci and there was a co-worker that was allergic to

972
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:39,600
to shellfish

973
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:43,680
But she I guess like once a year. She fucking really needs it

974
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:49,520
So she's just like, um, I'll just have an epi pen ready and then once it my my throat swells

975
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:53,200
I'll hit myself with the epi pen and it'll be worth it. So that's what she would do

976
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:57,120
I have an epi pen, but it's never worth it. It's like I'm that

977
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:00,880
Like that allergic or that's I'm that bad

978
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:05,200
But the the doctors told me if I just

979
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:08,000
gave myself

980
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:13,760
Little little increments and then you know, I guess to get acclimated then um

981
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:20,800
And I was like, you know what it's it's not you're missing anything. I mean, I'll just have a t-bone steak

982
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:27,360
I would rather have a t-bone steak. So I'm gonna pick that I got I want to pick up a steak whatever one it said on the recipe

983
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:30,400
I can't and um once I get my car back

984
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:33,120
I mean, I guess I could have my m dried me to the store

985
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:36,320
But I I really don't need her to because I have plenty of food already or right now

986
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:41,600
So there's door dash or was it was a cold? Yeah, that's fine. I have plenty of food

987
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:45,280
So I'm like, I'll just wait until I um I get my car back and I can do a proper run

988
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:48,080
You're gonna you're gonna do right

989
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:53,360
You've got this girl that's bright and then I got to pick up some minced garlic some rosemary some

990
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:55,760
I think I ran out of butter some some butter

991
00:59:56,320 --> 01:00:00,320
I don't know that's gonna fucking work in the air fryer though because you got to flip it over halfway through

992
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:06,640
Uh, you know, I'm just gonna cross my fingers and wish you luck and hope it comes out good

993
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:09,520
And you can give me the recipe and then I can buy an air fryer

994
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:15,920
Okay, I'm so good. I do have it, but you don't need an air you have the fucking grill or whatever you're high in

995
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:18,640
Yeah, I'm about to grill my steaks tonight

996
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:23,520
Well, good. I'm gonna have a grilled steak when I come up there. How about that, bitch?

997
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:29,600
You know what? I will grill you up a t-bone steak or it do do you like t-bone? Would you?

998
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:31,600
I like any fucking red meat

999
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:36,160
Oh, let's do this. We're gonna have a heyday when you come up here

1000
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:38,400
I know

1001
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,900
I'm gonna give you a shopping list. What grocery store you have up there?

1002
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:48,640
Uh-oh, what's that mean? We have a where mart

1003
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:56,560
Okay, well, I'll give you a list of what I want. I guess I'm only gonna be there for like what 36 hours, but yeah, I'll be happy list

1004
01:00:56,560 --> 01:01:04,640
It's okay. I I shop at Roth and you guys don't know what that is, but it's kind of like a uh trader joes

1005
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:12,560
But that's that's where I shop. I shop there because I I'm doing a lot more for my health and a lot more

1006
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:15,600
For things and I know I'm a little

1007
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:19,520
No, I sometimes but I I I try

1008
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,400
No, that's all you can do

1009
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:26,320
Yep, then I'm like a few winco. I'm not packing my own groceries

1010
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:31,360
Talks about winco. There's no winco. I've never seen a winco around here

1011
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:37,520
I guess you got to be out like further like in riverside. I would never go to riverside, but I'm assuming wincos out that way

1012
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:40,960
It would be like a food. What was that fucking food for less?

1013
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:43,520
Was it called food for less?

1014
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:47,200
It's like so winco is the equivalent of food for less. Yeah, and it's like a

1015
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:54,800
Winco where mark and they have these little winco where mark. Okay, and they keep calling it. Let's go to winco

1016
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:57,520
And the kids are like it's where I know

1017
01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:02,720
Okay, so I didn't realize it wasn't food for less. So okay, then I don't really I was just curious because everybody

1018
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:04,880
I still have food for less

1019
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:08,400
I want to say yes, it's um like in Pasadena or like um

1020
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:11,280
yeah, Pasadena and um

1021
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:13,840
There was one there like maybe 10 years ago

1022
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:20,560
There's no dude being in my area so remote like we have a smart and final fuck that grocery outlet is cool

1023
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:26,720
We have smart and final. I don't like smart and final at all smart and final fucking sucks

1024
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:31,920
Well, it wouldn't suck more than food for fucking winco

1025
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:34,960
Well food for less. No

1026
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:41,840
Smart and final only has select things like I love I love grocery grocery outlet, but they only have select things too

1027
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:48,000
So like the only place I can go I guess if I want legit shit isn't to Monrovia or

1028
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:52,080
The bonds there I have to drive all the way to Monrovia, which is all of four miles

1029
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:56,240
But I'm like I'm in my fucking city. There should be a fucking legit grocery store here

1030
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:58,960
There isn't

1031
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:01,200
That's all I got Trader Joe's

1032
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:06,160
Trader Joe's the headquarters or the main one is in Monrovia. That's where the headquarters is I

1033
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:12,240
I fucking hate that Trader Joe's because it's always just so fucking packed and busy

1034
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:14,560
So I drive all the way to San Dimas

1035
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:17,600
To get my fucking shit Trader Joe's once a month

1036
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:22,800
And my daughter's like you're fucking crazy. I'm like, I don't care. My bank is right around the corner and then I do my

1037
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:29,760
And then are you do you do Sam's club or um Costco? I do do Costco. Oh, okay. See

1038
01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:32,720
Once every three months type of okay

1039
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:35,440
Costco is like

1040
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:38,160
One point five miles from my house

1041
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:39,440
I finally

1042
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:45,040
Well, I hate the Costco here. I hate it. The the fucking parking is ridiculous

1043
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:51,120
It's like trying to get in and out of that fucking parking lot and it's huge and just fucking don't know

1044
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:59,040
I fucking drive to glan dora and I fucking love sam's club. I go all the way to sam's club in glan dora for my fucking shopping

1045
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:00,040
Right.

1046
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:01,040
Yeah.

1047
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:04,040
You're making my anxiety just whoop.

1048
01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:05,040
Yeah.

1049
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:06,040
I'm like, I can't.

1050
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:07,040
I can't do what that should.

1051
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:11,040
I would rather drive eight miles away from my house to be like in peace.

1052
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:12,040
Yes.

1053
01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:17,880
To either pick up my fucking online order or shop and not have to try and navigate people

1054
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:22,040
trying to push their carts of bullshit to the car.

1055
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:23,040
Yeah.

1056
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:26,040
And it's like, what the fuck is everybody?

1057
01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:28,040
Like, I don't know.

1058
01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:36,040
And in Oregon, I can understand it because, hey, winter season is coming on and we get,

1059
01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:40,720
I don't know, but why?

1060
01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:46,320
My dad gave me the best advice at one point in my life.

1061
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:50,040
I bought or I leased a Hummer.

1062
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:52,040
He's like, what?

1063
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:53,040
When was this?

1064
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:54,040
Yeah.

1065
01:04:54,040 --> 01:05:03,040
When I just started with my old job back in the day, Fidelity, blah, blah, blah.

1066
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:14,040
And he's like, well, you rent a house, but you have this Hummer and it's not even.

1067
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:23,040
And mind you, my dad is a Vietnam vet and he's like this stupid Hummer.

1068
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:29,040
You're spending $700 a month, blah, blah, blah.

1069
01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:31,040
And you're just renting a house.

1070
01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:33,040
He's like, that's bullshit.

1071
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:34,040
That's bullshit.

1072
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:37,040
I was like, no, it isn't that.

1073
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:41,040
This is real life.

1074
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:43,040
This ain't Vietnam, motherfucker.

1075
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:44,040
Yeah.

1076
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:45,040
Fuck off.

1077
01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:51,040
Do what you wanted to do when you were doing you and I'm going to do me.

1078
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:52,040
That's right.

1079
01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:54,040
I'm going to do my job.

1080
01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:56,040
But he was right.

1081
01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:57,040
Like, I didn't fucking, you know, fucking, fucking,

1082
01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,040
Get the fuck out of here.

1083
01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:00,040
I needed the house.

1084
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:03,040
People still drive that shit around here.

1085
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:05,040
I don't know about it there, but people do.

1086
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:10,040
My dad was showing me all the photos of.

1087
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:12,040
They just crush.

1088
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:14,040
He's like, they're not military built.

1089
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:16,040
And I know they're not.

1090
01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:17,040
They're fabric glass.

1091
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:18,040
Yeah.

1092
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:21,040
They're supposed to be fucking to drive in the streets, not to like fucking run down.

1093
01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:23,040
Somebody was to Dan.

1094
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:24,040
Yeah.

1095
01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:26,040
Like that.

1096
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:28,040
And if everybody wants that.

1097
01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:29,040
I don't know.

1098
01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:31,040
So I was like that.

1099
01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:32,040
It's, it's okay.

1100
01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:38,040
But there was another time I was like, okay, no more, no more.

1101
01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:39,040
No more.

1102
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:40,040
Humvees.

1103
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:45,040
No more or what I think was like a H two or whatever the fuck it was.

1104
01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:46,040
It was a little.

1105
01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:47,040
Yeah.

1106
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:48,040
H two and H three.

1107
01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:49,040
Yeah.

1108
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:53,040
And I was like, I had an H two and I was like, okay, I'm not going to fucking

1109
01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:55,040
lease this anymore.

1110
01:06:55,040 --> 01:07:01,040
Let me get a lifted truck and I wanted to pull my.

1111
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:06,040
Well, you did live in Pomona, which is like the, um, the outs are like the

1112
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:07,040
onset of the nine oh nine.

1113
01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:10,040
So I can understand why you would need a lifted truck bitch.

1114
01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:13,040
Well, at this point, I was an upwind.

1115
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:16,040
Oh, you were halfway into the nine oh nine.

1116
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:17,040
Got it.

1117
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:20,040
I was like, I'm not going to buy this anymore.

1118
01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:25,040
But, uh, yeah, I bought this lifted or I didn't buy.

1119
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:26,040
I leased again.

1120
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:28,040
I leased it was nice.

1121
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:30,040
I was going to lease it for the summer.

1122
01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:32,040
I had a three month lease.

1123
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:33,040
What make was it?

1124
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:39,040
Um, it was a back then it was a 1999.

1125
01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:42,040
Um, Chevy.

1126
01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:43,040
Soberado.

1127
01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:44,040
Soberado.

1128
01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:45,040
Yes.

1129
01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:46,040
Nice.

1130
01:07:46,040 --> 01:07:47,040
I'm sorry.

1131
01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:48,040
I'm sorry.

1132
01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:49,040
I'm sorry.

1133
01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:50,040
I'm sorry.

1134
01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:51,040
I'm sorry.

1135
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:52,040
I'm sorry.

1136
01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:53,040
How do you know that?

1137
01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:55,040
Because Chevy only their height are there.

1138
01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:56,040
They're full sizes.

1139
01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:57,040
Um, so I'm sorry.

1140
01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:59,040
Soberado and then the midsize or whatever.

1141
01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:02,040
And by the way, I like the Chevy Colorado, which is the midsize

1142
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:03,040
pickup.

1143
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:07,040
Yeah, but they fucking want like the, the, the, the, the,

1144
01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:11,040
what's it called the starting level or the starting, the starter pack.

1145
01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:12,040
What's it called?

1146
01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:15,040
Like the, the base level of the base, the base car.

1147
01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:16,040
Okay.

1148
01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:18,040
Well, I don't know.

1149
01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:20,040
I know you have a lot of cars.

1150
01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:21,040
I have a lot of cars.

1151
01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:23,040
I have a lot of cars, I have a lot of cars.

1152
01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:25,040
And I can't believe, I can't believe we got that car.

1153
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:26,040
Not even a year ago.

1154
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:27,040
Four years ago, shit.

1155
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:28,040
Four years ago.

1156
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:30,040
They wanted 30, they wanted 30 K for the base model.

1157
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:31,040
I'm like,

1158
01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:32,040
I know.

1159
01:08:32,040 --> 01:08:34,040
You can, you can just lease them for the summer.

1160
01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:35,040
And that's what I was doing.

1161
01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:36,040
What were you?

1162
01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:38,040
Because we were, I was there.

1163
01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:40,040
I should have fucking called you.

1164
01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:42,040
I don't, I didn't know you in 99.

1165
01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:44,040
I didn't meet you until like, we did our karaoke.

1166
01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:46,160
So anyway.

1167
01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:49,000
Well, G-Unit was like a fucking brand new bae,

1168
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,880
or like maybe one or two years old,

1169
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:53,200
whenever you were working with my brother, you're like,

1170
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:54,080
yeah.

1171
01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:56,800
Remember, we would throw balls, or I would.

1172
01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:57,760
You wouldn't.

1173
01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:58,800
You were very.

1174
01:08:58,800 --> 01:08:59,960
Oh my God, that's rude.

1175
01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:01,880
We were so rude.

1176
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,920
No, you weren't, I was.

1177
01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:05,920
I'm the mother.

1178
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:07,960
We did it out of love.

1179
01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:08,960
We did.

1180
01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:10,680
We were trying to toughen her up,

1181
01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:12,200
and we were making her beard.

1182
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:14,920
I miss your fucking garage.

1183
01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:16,800
Your garage was the fucking shit, yo.

1184
01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:18,280
Oh God, you gotta see my garage.

1185
01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:21,640
Well, if you ever come up to see me,

1186
01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:23,280
you'll see my new garage.

1187
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:28,160
We have a pool table, a dartboard, we're on legit.

1188
01:09:28,160 --> 01:09:30,400
I wanna show you, I keep saying I wanna show you

1189
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:33,000
a video of my mom's garage that I tried

1190
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:36,280
to turn into my fucking gym, and I have my chair in here.

1191
01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:37,600
We already had this conversation,

1192
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:40,680
but moving back home, I had to move back home.

1193
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:43,400
I just didn't understand why guys needed

1194
01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:45,800
to have their man cave when they get married

1195
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:48,080
until I fucking moved back home.

1196
01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:50,600
And I'm like, oh, I totally get why you need

1197
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:54,120
a fucking man cave, because women have so much fucking shit.

1198
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:57,120
And yes, I'm a woman, woman, whatever.

1199
01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:58,480
I identify as a woman.

1200
01:09:58,480 --> 01:09:59,320
Hey, about that.

1201
01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:02,920
But I'm just like, I don't have all this shit.

1202
01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:05,600
Okay, so is it a-

1203
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:06,440
What the fuck ever?

1204
01:10:06,440 --> 01:10:09,160
You wanna she cave because I'm-

1205
01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:11,080
Well, I guess it's called a she cave.

1206
01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:13,600
I call it my fucking garage iron is what I call it.

1207
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:15,920
And I'm in garage iron right now

1208
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:20,840
with my little $10 old school upholstered chair

1209
01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:23,200
that I bought from Craigslist and my Ottoman.

1210
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:28,080
And I'm doing my podcast because it's called my Serenity.

1211
01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:30,960
My Serenity Now, according to-

1212
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:31,960
Remember Seinfeld?

1213
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:32,800
Remember that episode?

1214
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:33,960
Yeah.

1215
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:35,480
Serenity Now!

1216
01:10:35,480 --> 01:10:36,320
Yes!

1217
01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:37,240
This is my Serenity Now.

1218
01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:40,040
That in my bedroom is my Serenity Now.

1219
01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:42,760
That's where I keep everything just fucking pristine.

1220
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:45,000
And like, you can do whatever the fuck you want.

1221
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:46,080
This is your fucking house.

1222
01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:47,560
I just need to have my sanity

1223
01:10:47,560 --> 01:10:49,920
and it's in these two fucking spots, bitch.

1224
01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:51,920
Oh girl.

1225
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:56,920
I just went to, I was trying to go to Kohl's the other day

1226
01:10:57,760 --> 01:11:02,760
and man, it's almost like a little LA

1227
01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:07,040
when you go to Salem and I'm in the little town.

1228
01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:09,840
Oh, how far is Serenity Now from your place?

1229
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:13,760
It's about 25 minutes, a drive.

1230
01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:15,080
Oh, that's not too bad.

1231
01:11:15,080 --> 01:11:16,000
Yeah.

1232
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:20,600
And I was gonna get Gina some, or I'm sorry.

1233
01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:26,840
Anyways, I was, there was this woodcarver guy.

1234
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:36,840
And I have my whole, I'm almost like doing a sheet cave almost, but it's kinda like, it's not like, let's just sit and let's just whatever.

1235
01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:49,840
My garage is full on dartboard.

1236
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:52,840
Pool table.

1237
01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:59,840
Pool table and I'm like, get all this shit out of here, all these Amazon boxes out of here.

1238
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:12,840
And I have just neon lights and I bought a wooden, I call it the shark lounge, almost a shark lounge.

1239
01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:15,840
I like that.

1240
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:17,840
It is, it's the shark lounge.

1241
01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:22,840
I just, I just don't, I don't know because I have to pay, I have to do, I don't know.

1242
01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:25,840
I don't know if I really want to, I don't know.

1243
01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:29,840
You're gonna have to tell me when you get her one day.

1244
01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:32,840
So your sister lives not too far from me.

1245
01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:36,840
Does she have her own place, I guess, or she, she's in an apartment or what?

1246
01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:37,840
She's in an apartment.

1247
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:38,840
Oh, okay.

1248
01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:39,840
Yeah.

1249
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:42,840
Okay.

1250
01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:44,840
I was just curious because I'm like, I know you have your own place.

1251
01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:45,840
So I wasn't sure.

1252
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:46,840
Yeah.

1253
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:47,840
Yeah.

1254
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:48,840
Yep.

1255
01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:50,840
She's in an apartment.

1256
01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:51,840
But cool.

1257
01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:53,840
She's living her best life right now.

1258
01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:54,840
So.

1259
01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:55,840
Oh, good.

1260
01:12:55,840 --> 01:12:56,840
I'm glad.

1261
01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:57,840
Yep.

1262
01:12:58,840 --> 01:12:59,840
All right.

1263
01:12:59,840 --> 01:13:00,840
I'm on a box.

1264
01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:03,840
I think we should wrap this up.

1265
01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:05,840
Oh, you don't.

1266
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:09,840
You have any last minute thoughts or whatever you want to say.

1267
01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:17,840
I guess I want to say thank you for anybody who's listening to this.

1268
01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:22,840
We are really trying to be the best of the best and let you guys know if you

1269
01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:25,840
guys want to hear us great.

1270
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:28,840
If not all that.

1271
01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:30,840
That's right, bitch.

1272
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:36,840
And I always forget to mention my first book poetry, comma, duh, period is

1273
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:37,840
available on Amazon.

1274
01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:40,840
The link is in the episode description.

1275
01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:45,840
I'm working on my second book and it's going to be Thursday.

1276
01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:48,840
And on that note, Pomona bullets.

1277
01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:50,840
I bid you a do.

1278
01:13:50,840 --> 01:13:52,840
I do.

1279
01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:56,840
And I can't wait to see you in, I guess, four fucking week.

1280
01:13:56,840 --> 01:13:58,840
What's today's date?

1281
01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:00,840
Oh, it's in August.

1282
01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:04,840
Maybe five weeks from now.

1283
01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:05,840
It's going to be fun.

1284
01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:07,840
Yeah.

1285
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:10,840
And then we can actually do a podcast together in person.

1286
01:14:10,840 --> 01:14:14,840
Put the microphone.

1287
01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:17,840
All right, bitches, we are out.

1288
01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:19,840
Clink, clink.

1289
01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:21,840
Clink, clink.

1290
01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:39,840
Thank you.