1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 I 2 00:00:02,580 --> 00:00:09,060 Good day bitch what it do girl you just join I got a mouthful enough 3 00:00:12,420 --> 00:00:19,100 I was waiting for you to join like like maybe 30 seconds later. I'm like let me throw these nuts in my mouth really quick and chew 4 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:22,820 Just nuts 5 00:00:22,820 --> 00:00:28,160 There is that right almonds and cashews 6 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:38,920 All right, what are you drinking let's get started. I'm actually today. I'm drinking some soco 7 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:43,600 Sun and comfort. Oh my fucking god. I know my brother 8 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:52,120 Why did he ever tell you how do I sound okay on the mic really quick? Yeah, okay perfect 9 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:58,020 Me him my college best friend Tina and um 10 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:02,560 Who's the other one? Oh Lila? Um, I'm sorry my sister-in-law 11 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:09,840 I don't know. I brought a bottle of soco over there one day and we just all I went fucking balls deep with that shit. I 12 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:11,320 I 13 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:15,600 Fucking pass out. I apparently I got up to get to go to the bathroom or whatever 14 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:21,440 I got up from my chair and I fucking like just blacked out and I hit my head on the concrete my daughter was crying 15 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:27,800 I was at hundred proof I don't know what the fuck it was but 16 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:34,200 Everybody after that everybody's like no more soco period like we all overdosed on that like maybe two years later 17 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:38,880 I'm at a baseball game and I'm like guess what I'm drinking. They're like what and I'm like soco 18 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:40,880 They're like, you know what I'm gonna go throw up right now 19 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:45,480 PTSD 20 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:52,540 Okay, so I had like two and a half shots of just regular vodka left so I threw that in with 21 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:58,520 Cherry Bundy, which is like a hundred percent tart cherry juice. No sugar added 22 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:02,720 So I'm trying to hydrate and libate at the same time today since it's Sunday. It's sweet 23 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:06,480 Sounds great. I am I'm drinking mine on the rocks 24 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,480 Actually 25 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:16,920 You should put some nuts in your mouth, too 26 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:21,880 Yeah 27 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:26,640 How's your fingers? Oh fuck. I was just thinking about that before we got on this call 28 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:34,360 I was like this shit sucks. My pinky is the one that's like really giving me some issues right now 29 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:37,840 It just like throbs kind of looks like a fucking grape 30 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,400 The swelling hasn't gone down 31 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:48,680 It does but then when I utilize it or type or do shit, it's just it 32 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:53,280 It's just kind of delaying the healing process. I guess I don't fuck 33 00:02:53,280 --> 00:03:01,000 You know, you know, or whatever. Oh, no, I fucking I wore those maybe two days and then I was like fuck this shit 34 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,280 Yeah 35 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:07,800 All right 36 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:13,880 Did you happen to watch them the Cypress Hill thing I'd sent you I did you don't have to watch the whole thing 37 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:17,160 No, it was actually very fucking entertaining 38 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:22,920 So I did watch it because I thought I follow them on fucking um, what's it called Instagram? 39 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,920 So when they posted this shit, I'm like 40 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:30,080 They're fucking at a at there at the San Diego Symphony and they're fucking doing this shit 41 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:36,760 Oh, I was like, I don't know because you know, I fucking love Cypress Hill. So I was just like yeah. Oh, I was just 42 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:39,720 elated 43 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:42,540 Let me sound like a mega Karen bitch 44 00:03:42,540 --> 00:03:48,880 Yeah, I'm related that Cypress Hill was doing and they were all fucking suited and booted 45 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:52,060 They were looking good girl. I'd hit all of them. Yeah 46 00:03:53,460 --> 00:03:58,580 I'm like because you know when you're a rapper you just see them in their fucking street wear 47 00:03:58,580 --> 00:04:03,460 And I'm just like you guys need to dress or suit be suited and booted all the time 48 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:10,140 Don't wear no more street wear some people look good suited and booted some don't they look really good suited and booted 49 00:04:10,140 --> 00:04:13,500 Oh, you know, it comes with age. They're like fine wine 50 00:04:15,580 --> 00:04:21,300 Yeah, I agree and they're all aging well because they're not white. Yeah 51 00:04:22,980 --> 00:04:28,140 They're looking tired. Yeah, they're not all looking like leather 52 00:04:28,140 --> 00:04:39,900 Oh, I feel better now that I had some alcohol in me. I know me too. I was like 53 00:04:39,900 --> 00:04:44,140 I have one beer left in the fridge and I found that I call them stragglers 54 00:04:44,140 --> 00:04:47,900 I found it when I was going through the pantry early as I got one get left 55 00:04:47,900 --> 00:04:53,340 But I'm not gonna do any beer till like the week before I come out and see you. I need to dry out with the bear shit 56 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:54,820 Yeah 57 00:04:54,820 --> 00:05:01,140 Me too. I can't even fucking button my pants. I'm like, sorry beer. That's why you need to fucking get leggings 58 00:05:02,740 --> 00:05:05,860 Yeah, exactly where my active wear and just you know 59 00:05:15,380 --> 00:05:22,860 Did your son do karate yesterday he did he did he's now doing sparring so 60 00:05:22,860 --> 00:05:27,140 Oh, yeah, he's not too happy about it, but 61 00:05:30,340 --> 00:05:35,180 Like what the fuck I grew up with a shit ton of sisters and 62 00:05:37,140 --> 00:05:39,140 Fuck and we never had no gear 63 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:43,180 Like, you know impact the blow 64 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:47,780 So shit, you're like a little like 65 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:54,180 It reminds me of the little sumo wrestler suits that people buy and they like the inflated ones 66 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:56,980 He's all he's all patted up 67 00:05:56,980 --> 00:05:59,180 He's a sparring here fucking 68 00:05:59,820 --> 00:06:03,500 Take a hit and give one. He's like, I don't want to get hurt 69 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:15,660 Oh, yeah, you know life life socks and 70 00:06:15,660 --> 00:06:29,180 You know how to do a proper roundhouse kick to the fucking chin 71 00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:35,940 Brace yourself, I show your upper lip. Yeah 72 00:06:39,940 --> 00:06:42,740 Yeah, choke choke somebody out properly 73 00:06:42,740 --> 00:06:44,740 Yes 74 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:46,420 Okay 75 00:06:46,420 --> 00:06:49,420 So before I forget to tell you I had to bring this up on Urban Dictionary 76 00:06:49,420 --> 00:06:55,260 So I went to go get my card. I was like Kia yesterday because they needed to put the xylone coating in 77 00:06:55,260 --> 00:06:58,100 That's okay protective coat whatever the fuck. I don't know 78 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:04,180 Anyways, so I'm talking to the I'm talking to my sales guys name is Jason and 79 00:07:05,340 --> 00:07:07,340 He's he's Hispanic 80 00:07:07,340 --> 00:07:12,900 And I was telling him how I got when I went to college. It was DeVry. So it was I'm like 81 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:15,900 I would always run the streets with my boyfriend at the time 82 00:07:16,220 --> 00:07:20,060 And he's like you would run the streets and I'm like, well, whatever he sold weed 83 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:23,940 But I was always on Valley and hope like 84 00:07:24,660 --> 00:07:29,500 We weren't making runs, but you know, just stupid. Yeah, and he's like 85 00:07:29,980 --> 00:07:31,660 He's like Emma 86 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:37,620 He's like, you know that um, Cholos don't exist anymore. I'm like, what? That's what I said 87 00:07:37,740 --> 00:07:42,020 He's like, yeah, no, they're all fucking soft and he's like all these millennials now 88 00:07:42,020 --> 00:07:44,380 He's like they're all soft that they're very emotional 89 00:07:44,780 --> 00:07:48,460 We call them Edgers. There's no Cholos is no longer 90 00:07:49,020 --> 00:07:52,020 The right terms they're Edgers because they're all soft and I'm like 91 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:58,820 Oh, no, it's in or Edgers is an urban dictionary. So let me read this to you and you'll be like, what's the fuck? 92 00:07:59,820 --> 00:08:08,660 Edgers is a Latin American teenager who possesses a bold cut. I'm sorry a bull cut perm mullet or some combination of these 93 00:08:09,220 --> 00:08:15,740 They're spotted in packs at six flags and malls and usually wear a black t-shirt and jeans sometimes even a sweatshirt 94 00:08:15,740 --> 00:08:20,940 Nothing hardcore there at all. What happened to the Nike Cortez? 95 00:08:22,940 --> 00:08:28,460 Yeah, exactly the shorts that go like I mean you might as well wear pants. What happened to the Raiders or the Cowboys gear? 96 00:08:29,020 --> 00:08:32,540 What happened to the bald bald head? There's no mullets 97 00:08:33,820 --> 00:08:35,820 Mm-hmm 98 00:08:35,820 --> 00:08:41,100 I'm not sure what happened to the bald head. I think you were right. I think it was a little bit weird 99 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:49,900 Bald bald head. There's no mullets. Mm-hmm. What happened to the tattoos on the face or your last name and old English on your back 100 00:08:50,540 --> 00:08:57,420 There's they don't exist anymore. I guess that's what he told me and this guy. Um, my sales guy. I would say he's probably like maybe 30 101 00:08:58,300 --> 00:09:00,300 Oh, shit 102 00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:02,300 What a time to be alive 103 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:08,940 I've been living under a rock. Well, no, I've been living in Oregon. So I don't fucking know there ain't no Cholos here 104 00:09:09,260 --> 00:09:11,020 I'll tell you that 105 00:09:11,020 --> 00:09:13,020 I 106 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:17,900 Fuck 107 00:09:19,340 --> 00:09:22,940 You know what my I let me just pick my jaw up from the floor 108 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:29,900 What happened to my Cholos? My dad used to like to call them ballheaded bastards and we don't have any ballheaded bastards anymore 109 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:35,740 You need to tell your dad not anymore, bitch. Yeah, I guess you uh, you got you did your job, right? 110 00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:38,780 They're they're 111 00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:44,700 Around 112 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:48,620 Um patrol I guess or he he was in Pomona then or where was he yeah 113 00:09:48,940 --> 00:09:57,740 So he started off his career. Um LA PDF patrolling and and then he moved into uh, Pomona PDF 114 00:09:58,780 --> 00:10:00,780 patrolling and then into homicide 115 00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:11,780 He was never sheriff. He was always blue. Oh, no, he became lieutenant. He retired lieutenant. Yeah, but was he sheriff or PD? Oh, he was chef. 116 00:10:11,780 --> 00:10:13,780 Okay. 117 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:14,780 Well, good. 118 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:22,780 Yeah, he's still alive. So yeah, he wasn't. 119 00:10:22,780 --> 00:10:30,780 But yeah, he did like a 40 plus year run. So in the law enforcement. 120 00:10:30,780 --> 00:10:33,780 No, I was wondering. Okay. 121 00:10:33,780 --> 00:10:35,780 Okay, well that's cool. 122 00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:37,780 Yeah. 123 00:10:37,780 --> 00:10:43,780 Keeping the streets safe. 124 00:10:43,780 --> 00:10:55,780 And meanwhile, you're a Griselda Blanco on the side. Yeah, I know. And my dad said if you get in the daily bulletin one more fucking time. 125 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:59,780 You're never going to eat. 126 00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:09,780 It was, it was funny because the last time I was in the, the front page of a newspaper for those that don't know it's a newspaper, the daily bulletin. 127 00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:18,780 Do they even still have newspapers? Some people get newspapers on my street, but I live on a street with a lot of senior citizens. So that's that. 128 00:11:18,780 --> 00:11:23,780 You need to scroll on your phone, bitch. 129 00:11:23,780 --> 00:11:30,780 The last time I was on the front page of the newspaper, it was actually pretty innocent. 130 00:11:30,780 --> 00:11:42,780 I decided to ditch school. And we were going to go up to Mount Baldy, which is a mountain over in the southern region of California. 131 00:11:42,780 --> 00:11:50,780 Yeah, they had, and it was snow. They had snow. So my friend said, Hey, guess what, let's ditch school and let's go to the snow. 132 00:11:50,780 --> 00:11:55,780 My cousin's going to pick us up. She has a car. I think I was in junior high at the time. 133 00:11:55,780 --> 00:12:01,780 And I was like, Okay, let's, let's go. So we ditch school. 134 00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:05,780 Wait, who drove you guys like a joy road, joy, joy ride it? 135 00:12:05,780 --> 00:12:15,780 No, it wasn't a joy ride. It was her cousin. It was an older, older cousin had a car was waiting for us at the corner. We jumped the fence. We ditch school. 136 00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:23,780 So we go to the mountains. There's snow. And we're making a snowman. It was innocent. 137 00:12:23,780 --> 00:12:29,780 Did you take your sisters with you? Like, I know your sisters are all one year apart or whatever. 138 00:12:29,780 --> 00:12:33,780 Anytime you did this type of shit, were your sisters bad like you? 139 00:12:33,780 --> 00:12:40,780 My younger one was my older sister and we're just a year apart. 140 00:12:40,780 --> 00:12:51,780 My older sister was more just a negative Nancy. She never wanted to have fun. She wanted to make good grades and be a cheerleader and all that shit. 141 00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:56,780 And she would tell me so. No. Oh, God, damn it. Yeah. 142 00:12:56,780 --> 00:13:03,780 My younger sister would be totally down. But she, man, she was a little bit. 143 00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:13,780 She hung around a crowd. I was a little more crazy than what I would do. I was just a normal child that was just like, fuck it. Let's ditch school. 144 00:13:13,780 --> 00:13:22,780 So we go to the mountains. We're making a snowman. It's legit innocent. 145 00:13:22,780 --> 00:13:29,780 This lady comes up to us and she has a camera and she says, Hey, hi girls, how are you doing? 146 00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:35,780 My name is so is so I'm from the sun. I didn't know what the fuck the sun meant. I just thought like, oh, you're fucking alien. 147 00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:38,780 Like, I don't fucking know. A fucking sun. Okay. 148 00:13:38,780 --> 00:13:45,780 Well, if you stayed in school, you would know what the fuck that meant. I know. I was just like, okay, but she was so sweet. 149 00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:53,780 And she's like, may I please take some pictures? I am a journalist, whatever. And we're like, yeah, she's taking pictures of us. 150 00:13:53,780 --> 00:14:03,780 She asked for our names and like fucking idiots. We fucking give our real fucking names. No alias. I should have said I'm Jane Doe, but no. 151 00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:05,780 You should have said you're Pomona bullets. 152 00:14:05,780 --> 00:14:16,780 Yeah, I should have. And I give my mother fucking name first and last, like a fucking idiot, like a fucking idiot. 153 00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:25,780 And the next day, my, my grandpa, my grandfather, he always got the daily bulletin the newspaper. 154 00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:36,780 That was his fucking routine gets his oatmeal sits at the table reads the fucking newspaper does the crossword fucking puzzle. 155 00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:44,780 My aunt, she comes over and she's like, hey, bitch, you're on the fucking front page again. 156 00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:55,780 Like, what again again, but this was an innocent one. It wasn't a bad one this time. It was an innocent one. I was making a fucking snowman. 157 00:14:55,780 --> 00:15:07,780 And yeah, and my fucking first and last name, right there. Boom. Yeah, please don't tell my dad, you know what I did. I tried to cut it out with scissors. 158 00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:14,780 I was like, you really needed to stay in school. You dumb. 159 00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:23,780 What the fuck happened to my newspaper and I said I need it for my current events report. Okay, well, you're a little bit smarter. Okay. Yeah, I tried. I tried. 160 00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:28,780 I tried, but it didn't work out well. I was caught. 161 00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:40,780 The thing was when the school tried to call my grandparents home to tell them, hey, your kid wasn't in there. Remember the whole thing it was like star 69 you could call back whoever. 162 00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:49,780 Yeah, yeah, and all that and then you so there was a call block was like star 67 or something like that. I don't. 163 00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:54,780 Oh, so you blocked the calls. I blocked the calls from the school. 164 00:15:54,780 --> 00:16:05,780 I love you, bitch. And my my grandma would always have me answer that answer that so it was always like I answered it and I was like, our 67 it is. 165 00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:13,780 Yeah, block this motherfucker. Like you're never going to tell my grandparents that I'm ditching. 166 00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:20,780 So who's your dad, or he read the paper. Oh, yeah, my dad fucking read the goddamn paper. 167 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:26,780 I couldn't cut out the current events article on all the papers. Right. 168 00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:33,780 And yeah, I got in trouble but it was worth it. 169 00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:39,780 That's class. That's a classic line. If you are in the Daily Bulletin one more time. 170 00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:45,780 Yeah, yeah, he threatened me like I can lose my job. 171 00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:56,780 And you want to wire and I was like you can lose your job. Yeah, just like when he lied when I would draw fake tattoos with the big point 10. 172 00:16:56,780 --> 00:17:04,780 And you said I was gonna get fucking ink poisoning and shit. No, that's a lie myth but busters. 173 00:17:04,780 --> 00:17:12,780 So I guess like him and your older sister were like the best best is a friend since she was straight A and. 174 00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:21,780 Yeah, it was it's in my head constantly still and I'm, you know, I'm in my 40s. 175 00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:30,780 So I still hear why people are like your sister but it's okay because now tables have turned. 176 00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:38,780 There you go. So whoop whoop. Yeah, when I was growing up. 177 00:17:38,780 --> 00:17:49,780 Because I'm exactly like my dad. Like I don't know. Would you take I guess was your dad bad growing up then or who do you take after like all your your traits and your mannerisms and all that shit. 178 00:17:49,780 --> 00:17:54,780 My dad and my dad tries to say, don't tell anybody but you're my favorite. 179 00:17:54,780 --> 00:18:00,780 That's like, you're like you're such a lie you tell that to everybody. Yeah, you probably tell that to everyone. 180 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:12,780 But I think me and my dad are we are two peas in a pod. We clashed a lot we bumped heads a lot because I was so much like him. 181 00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:25,780 And now it's like great fucking pop a beer, we're fucking have some fucking whiskey. We're just like, we're doing it like he's one of my best friends like I love my dad. 182 00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:38,780 That's the same with me and well my dad's no longer here but I was exactly like my dad growing up so like, and I still am I guess like direct blunt and like I'll tell you what I want, or you know that type of shit. 183 00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:52,780 But I remember growing up my mom would always excuse me mom, my mom would always say like why can't you be more like your brother you're exactly like your dad and I'm just like bitch you know you turn me into this right when you call the cops on me at the age of three and a half so 184 00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:58,780 fucking start with me please. 185 00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:00,780 Three and a half. 186 00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:04,780 Yeah, well I told you that story right. Yeah. 187 00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:14,780 Yeah, my fucking mom. Fuck my mom. I mean fuck my mom in a good way but I'm like I just always wonder like if she never called the cops on me at the age of three and a half. 188 00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:31,780 Like, would I be like, like the most boring as person in the world and I probably married with five kids and fucking just like oh, I want to drown all these kids in myself like I just got to end my fucking life. 189 00:19:31,780 --> 00:19:44,780 I was just like, but I was just like, I'm so glad she called the cops on me at the age of three and a half. I'm just like what's the. I don't understand. 190 00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:46,780 Anyway, there you go. 191 00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:49,780 Yeah, my mom's the same way. 192 00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:58,780 When they when my parents divorced, my mom did not like me and I used to think it was middle child syndrome. But, 193 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:04,780 you're like your dad. Yeah, and she said, oh, you remind me of your father. 194 00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:14,780 And I was like good. Yeah, and, and he's still pushing. He still runs marathons. He's still looking good. 195 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,780 300 pounds. 196 00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:20,780 Oh, shit. 197 00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:28,780 300. 198 00:20:28,780 --> 00:20:31,780 Just do it for entertainment purposes. 199 00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:35,780 Just say it for the shock effect. Yeah. 200 00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:39,780 So when's the last time you saw your dad. 201 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:47,780 The last time I saw him was unfortunately at my grandmother's funeral, his mother passed and. 202 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:59,780 So, you know, unions are typically funerals. So, yeah, how long ago was that about two years ago? 203 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:05,780 Oh, okay. I was wondering, because I know you've been up there for seven. So I was just wondering if like he comes up to visit you guys. 204 00:21:05,780 --> 00:21:15,780 No, you would think but he, he's his own man. He always says he always gives me these promises. I'm going to come up there. I want to see you. 205 00:21:15,780 --> 00:21:18,780 We're going to go fishing or go shooting. 206 00:21:18,780 --> 00:21:20,780 What is your dad. 207 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:24,780 70 he'll be 77 this year. 208 00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:26,780 He was born on Christmas. 209 00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:28,780 Oh, he's a Capricorn. 210 00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:30,780 Yep. 211 00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:39,780 Well, the December Capricorns are the total opposite of myself, which is the January Capricorn, by the way, but okay, I like him even more now. 212 00:21:39,780 --> 00:21:46,780 Yeah, that's why we mesh. Well, he's a little ram and I'm a bull and let's do this, like, right. 213 00:21:46,780 --> 00:21:49,780 And we like to clink clink. 214 00:21:49,780 --> 00:21:54,780 Good. 215 00:21:54,780 --> 00:22:10,780 So I don't, I don't know. I'm just like trying to stay cool right now. You know, my mom's place is so fucking loud with all the shit that's on. I'm hopefully this because I'm in my old bedroom, which is my, I guess, turned into my dad's office and now it's Maris or my 216 00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:18,780 daughter's office and she works from home but like there's a fridge in here and I'm hoping it's not fucking humming. So it doesn't pick up on the mic but I don't. 217 00:22:18,780 --> 00:22:27,780 I try to go everywhere but my room is too far away from the fucking, I guess the Wi Fi bullshit. I'm not putting an amplifier. 218 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:33,780 You know, I'm not gonna eat a dick. I'm not doing all that shit. 219 00:22:33,780 --> 00:22:37,780 I'm so fucking. 220 00:22:37,780 --> 00:22:54,780 I'm just gonna say we have these little sales people. I don't know I'm like is it a, you know, a Mormon, a Jehovah Witness, my fucking doorbell rings. And if nobody's texting me and saying hey bitch, I'm at your door. 221 00:22:54,780 --> 00:23:06,780 And my doorbell has been ringing to this. Yeah, I'm not gonna answer the fucking door. Like, I don't give a fuck who you are because you're probably a solicitor, whatever. 222 00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:16,780 And I get it, it's a job, do you, but I'm so motherfucking tired of having these fucking people coming to my door. 223 00:23:16,780 --> 00:23:28,780 They ring the doorbell, like ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, it's not even fucking just like ding dong, like hey is anybody home. It's like I need to get in. Somebody's chasing me type shit or I don't know how. 224 00:23:28,780 --> 00:23:32,140 I don't have a story for you when you're done. 225 00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:32,980 Okay. 226 00:23:32,980 --> 00:23:36,500 And they're asking me, would you like solar panels? 227 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,660 Fucking solar panels. 228 00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:39,860 Are you kidding me? 229 00:23:39,860 --> 00:23:41,980 We live in fucking Oregon. 230 00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:43,820 You're trying to sell solar panels 231 00:23:43,820 --> 00:23:47,060 in the two fucking months of the fucking whole year 232 00:23:47,060 --> 00:23:49,420 where there's actual sun. 233 00:23:49,420 --> 00:23:51,260 Like why would I fucking want to fucking invest 234 00:23:51,260 --> 00:23:53,060 in the fucking solar panels? 235 00:23:53,060 --> 00:23:55,540 Wait, so you're Oregon, where you're at, 236 00:23:55,540 --> 00:23:57,260 it's like Seattle then or what? 237 00:23:57,260 --> 00:24:00,740 Yes, not as bad. 238 00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:02,660 But, oh, I didn't know that. 239 00:24:02,660 --> 00:24:05,500 Yes, it just fucking rains all the time. 240 00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:09,780 And I'm glad because I want to go outside in the rain 241 00:24:09,780 --> 00:24:11,140 because I feel like crying. 242 00:24:14,860 --> 00:24:18,060 I want to cry out loud and just be wet all over. 243 00:24:18,060 --> 00:24:21,700 Yeah, just fucking my makeup's ruined. 244 00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:25,340 My fucking glasses are fucking foggy. 245 00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:29,060 Yeah, foggy and all fucking, I have to keep cleaning them. 246 00:24:29,060 --> 00:24:30,860 It's fucking rain. 247 00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:31,820 It's always rain. 248 00:24:31,820 --> 00:24:35,540 And what's worse is I have that island fucking hair 249 00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:38,020 and everyone thinks, oh, you have straight hair. 250 00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:38,860 That's so beautiful. 251 00:24:38,860 --> 00:24:39,700 No, it's not. 252 00:24:39,700 --> 00:24:40,940 It takes fucking... 253 00:24:40,940 --> 00:24:43,140 I'm gonna buy you this little fucking tube. 254 00:24:43,140 --> 00:24:46,500 It's $26, but I swear to fucking Christ. 255 00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:47,860 I'm like, let me buy this shit. 256 00:24:47,860 --> 00:24:49,380 I bet this shit is fucking crap. 257 00:24:49,380 --> 00:24:52,220 I'm like, I'll spend $26 on it. 258 00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:53,700 This shit fucking works. 259 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:54,860 And I have very little hair. 260 00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:56,220 You don't really use a lot, 261 00:24:56,220 --> 00:24:58,860 but I will buy you some in Amazon to you 262 00:24:58,860 --> 00:25:00,660 because you will fucking love this shit 263 00:25:00,660 --> 00:25:02,940 for your fucking island hair, bitch. 264 00:25:02,940 --> 00:25:04,020 Thank God. 265 00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:07,220 And people are just like, whoa, you have curly hair? 266 00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:08,940 And I was like, it's not actually curly. 267 00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:09,940 It's fucking nappy. 268 00:25:09,940 --> 00:25:10,940 It's crazy. 269 00:25:10,940 --> 00:25:15,940 Yeah, and the minute fucking water hits it, Jesus. 270 00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:18,860 Just call it pubes on my fucking head. 271 00:25:18,860 --> 00:25:19,700 Like I... 272 00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:20,540 Ew! 273 00:25:20,540 --> 00:25:25,540 I fucking hate it, but it's okay. 274 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,260 Yeah, please send it. 275 00:25:29,260 --> 00:25:30,700 Hey, wait, wait, have you seen that movie, 276 00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:33,300 Waiting with Justin Long and Ryan Reynolds? 277 00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:34,180 Yes. 278 00:25:34,180 --> 00:25:36,340 Okay, remember the girl Naomi? 279 00:25:36,340 --> 00:25:37,420 The other one? 280 00:25:37,420 --> 00:25:38,660 Yeah, bitch. 281 00:25:38,660 --> 00:25:39,500 That's it. 282 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:41,020 Yeah, there you go. 283 00:25:41,020 --> 00:25:43,580 Yeah, all right, Nickname was Paul Malau, 284 00:25:43,580 --> 00:25:45,460 fucking for a while. 285 00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:48,980 Fucking, I should have been on the head and shoulders 286 00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:52,300 commercial with them, but yeah, female male. 287 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:55,380 Like, now I have a story. 288 00:25:55,380 --> 00:25:56,620 Where are we trying to go with this? 289 00:25:56,620 --> 00:25:58,780 Okay, so I have a story about people knocking 290 00:25:58,780 --> 00:25:59,860 on your fucking door. 291 00:25:59,860 --> 00:26:02,700 Okay, so I don't have a ring. 292 00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:05,380 We don't have a ring here at my house, right? 293 00:26:05,380 --> 00:26:10,380 But I get home and my mom and my daughter, 294 00:26:13,060 --> 00:26:15,660 they just need to start paying attention. 295 00:26:15,660 --> 00:26:18,660 Anyways, my mom thinks it's funny. 296 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:20,980 God, I'm sorry if you hear my dog barking 297 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:21,900 and guess my mom's home. 298 00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:26,380 Anyways, somebody, I wasn't home, I was at work. 299 00:26:26,380 --> 00:26:28,140 My daughter works from home. 300 00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:31,740 Somebody knocked on our door, or our door, right? 301 00:26:31,740 --> 00:26:36,420 And asked, it was a black female with red hair. 302 00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:40,180 So they asked if we have rooms to rent. 303 00:26:42,380 --> 00:26:45,820 Let that, wait, hold on, let that sink in your fucking head. 304 00:26:45,820 --> 00:26:49,020 So I get home from work and my mom tells me this 305 00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:52,620 and starts laughing and I'm just like, bitch, what the fuck? 306 00:26:52,620 --> 00:26:56,180 So I'm like, okay, so let me preface with this 307 00:26:56,180 --> 00:26:58,740 to saying that the house next door to us, 308 00:26:58,740 --> 00:27:01,380 the owners turned it into a living care facility 309 00:27:01,380 --> 00:27:03,300 for the older people, okay? 310 00:27:03,300 --> 00:27:04,140 Okay. 311 00:27:04,140 --> 00:27:07,700 So they have on-site nurses, they live there, 312 00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:09,900 they have people live, or the older people live there, 313 00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:10,740 whatever. 314 00:27:10,740 --> 00:27:15,100 Anyways, so I'm like, okay, I'll wait for my daughter 315 00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:17,540 to get off work, even though she's right in front of me. 316 00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:19,780 I don't wanna disturb her, cause she's fucking working. 317 00:27:19,780 --> 00:27:21,300 My mom would disturb her, by the way, 318 00:27:21,300 --> 00:27:22,540 but I'm like, she's fucking working, 319 00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:23,860 I'm gonna leave her alone. 320 00:27:23,860 --> 00:27:25,980 So when she gets off work, I ask her, I'm like, 321 00:27:25,980 --> 00:27:26,820 what happened? 322 00:27:26,820 --> 00:27:28,100 And she tells me, she's like, mom, 323 00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:30,940 somebody came to the door, rang the doorbell, 324 00:27:31,940 --> 00:27:34,820 and when I went to go open the door, because we have, 325 00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:37,620 like, I call it the prison jail cell, the screen door. 326 00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:38,620 You know what I'm talking about though. 327 00:27:38,620 --> 00:27:40,260 Yeah, oh yeah, okay. 328 00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:43,340 Yeah, so when my daughter opened up the door, 329 00:27:43,340 --> 00:27:44,980 that obviously was locked. 330 00:27:44,980 --> 00:27:48,740 So when she went to go, like, go, I guess, 331 00:27:48,740 --> 00:27:50,500 towards the door to talk to the lady, 332 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:54,260 the lady stepped up on the fucking porch and asked her, 333 00:27:54,260 --> 00:27:56,460 like, and then she went to go like, I guess, 334 00:27:57,700 --> 00:27:58,740 I don't know if I'm saying this right. 335 00:27:58,740 --> 00:28:01,420 She went to go, she was trying, 336 00:28:01,420 --> 00:28:03,060 she wasn't trying to get in the house, 337 00:28:03,060 --> 00:28:05,900 but she was like insinuating she wanted to get in the house 338 00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:06,940 so she could talk to my daughter. 339 00:28:06,940 --> 00:28:08,540 So I'm like, what the fuck? 340 00:28:08,540 --> 00:28:11,740 So she asked my daughter if there's a room to rent, 341 00:28:11,740 --> 00:28:13,940 and my daughter was just like, no. 342 00:28:13,940 --> 00:28:15,460 What the fuck are you talking about? 343 00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:17,700 A, she fucking leaves. 344 00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:22,660 So when I get home and I'm in the garage exercising, 345 00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:24,420 I see the same fucking chick, 346 00:28:24,420 --> 00:28:25,860 but I didn't realize it was the same chick, 347 00:28:25,860 --> 00:28:29,540 but my dog is, well, Fenway barks at every fucking thing. 348 00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:30,380 Yeah. 349 00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:33,420 So I was just like, she looked weird walking up the street 350 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:36,220 with a handbag, and she was just looking at me 351 00:28:36,220 --> 00:28:37,780 because I was looking at her, 352 00:28:37,780 --> 00:28:40,060 and Fenway's barking at her. 353 00:28:40,060 --> 00:28:42,900 Anyways, I asked, and so Marissa was like, 354 00:28:42,900 --> 00:28:44,340 I'm like, how did you feel? 355 00:28:44,340 --> 00:28:45,700 Because Nana thinks it's funny, 356 00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:48,700 but this is, we live on a dead end street. 357 00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:50,020 Let me start there as well. 358 00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:50,860 Yeah, right? 359 00:28:50,860 --> 00:28:52,700 So I'm just like, what the fuck? 360 00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:56,220 So Marissa was just like, yeah, 361 00:28:56,220 --> 00:28:57,860 it kind of felt weird, 362 00:28:57,860 --> 00:29:00,020 the fact that she stepped up on the porch, 363 00:29:00,020 --> 00:29:00,980 and I'm like, how'd you feel? 364 00:29:00,980 --> 00:29:02,500 Like, did you feel like something was wrong? 365 00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:03,340 She's like, yes. 366 00:29:03,340 --> 00:29:05,900 I'm like, okay, now we have a problem. 367 00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:07,500 So of course it was late at night, 368 00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:09,220 so I didn't want to call next door. 369 00:29:09,220 --> 00:29:11,820 I have the owners, the original owners that live, 370 00:29:11,820 --> 00:29:13,780 or I guess I lived there because I was growing up, 371 00:29:13,780 --> 00:29:15,500 they would live, or I have their numbers. 372 00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:18,540 Anyways, so I'm like, I'll wait till the morning 373 00:29:18,540 --> 00:29:21,260 to talk to the nurses that work there 374 00:29:22,380 --> 00:29:24,740 and see if that person was, 375 00:29:25,940 --> 00:29:28,940 this lady knocked on the fucking door, 376 00:29:28,940 --> 00:29:30,700 or on their door to see if they have 377 00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:32,380 a fucking room to rent, right? 378 00:29:32,380 --> 00:29:33,220 Right. 379 00:29:33,220 --> 00:29:34,260 She was walking up the street doing that shit. 380 00:29:34,260 --> 00:29:36,660 So I was just like, all right. 381 00:29:36,660 --> 00:29:39,140 So I get home from work the next fucking day, 382 00:29:39,140 --> 00:29:42,020 and I'm like, and so, and I'm just fucking on edge 383 00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:44,260 because I'm like, dude, my mom is fucking 82. 384 00:29:44,260 --> 00:29:46,180 I'm like, don't fucking pull the shit on my street. 385 00:29:46,180 --> 00:29:47,420 I will fucking... 386 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:51,340 Yeah, I know how you roll, yeah. 387 00:29:51,340 --> 00:29:52,580 Right. 388 00:29:52,580 --> 00:29:54,620 I'm like, I will bust somebody. 389 00:29:54,620 --> 00:29:55,940 And my mom's like, I don't understand 390 00:29:55,940 --> 00:29:56,780 what you're thinking. 391 00:29:56,780 --> 00:29:58,820 And I'm like, they're fucking casing the joint 392 00:29:58,820 --> 00:29:59,980 or they're casing the street 393 00:29:59,980 --> 00:30:01,780 because nobody fucking does that shit. 394 00:30:01,780 --> 00:30:03,660 Who the fuck walks up and down the street 395 00:30:03,660 --> 00:30:04,900 knocking on doors, talking about, 396 00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:06,700 do you have a fucking room to rent? 397 00:30:06,700 --> 00:30:08,500 Yeah, fuck that shit. 398 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:11,500 So let me preface this again with saying 399 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:14,260 my daughter didn't tell me that this lady had 400 00:30:14,260 --> 00:30:18,260 like a Nigerian accent, okay? 401 00:30:18,260 --> 00:30:20,780 Because next door, there's all the nurses there 402 00:30:20,780 --> 00:30:23,340 are I guess from Nigeria or South Africa 403 00:30:23,340 --> 00:30:25,340 or the Philippines, of course. 404 00:30:25,340 --> 00:30:26,700 Of course, yeah. 405 00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:28,180 You didn't fucking tell me that part. 406 00:30:28,180 --> 00:30:30,460 So I knocked next door before I called the owners 407 00:30:30,460 --> 00:30:33,340 of the house, I'm like, let me talk next door really quick. 408 00:30:33,340 --> 00:30:36,740 So I talked to the male nurse, who's Filipino? 409 00:30:36,740 --> 00:30:37,820 I'm like, Louis. 410 00:30:37,820 --> 00:30:40,340 Hey, did somebody knock on your door yesterday, 411 00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:45,340 black lady, red hair and ask if there was a room to rent? 412 00:30:45,420 --> 00:30:47,580 And he's like, what? 413 00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:48,940 No. 414 00:30:48,940 --> 00:30:50,140 And he's like, what'd she look like? 415 00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:52,980 And I'm like, I'm like, I just told you. 416 00:30:52,980 --> 00:30:55,660 I'm like, yeah, black with red hair and it's short. 417 00:30:55,660 --> 00:30:58,340 And I'm like, I saw the same lady that my daughter described 418 00:30:58,340 --> 00:30:59,780 to me walking up the street 419 00:30:59,780 --> 00:31:02,500 and my dog was barking at her, but she barks at everybody. 420 00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:04,620 And he's like, no, but he's like, you know what? 421 00:31:04,620 --> 00:31:08,580 We just had a new nurse start here last week. 422 00:31:08,580 --> 00:31:10,700 And that sounds like it might be her. 423 00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:14,100 So I'm like, okay, well, where the fuck is she? 424 00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:16,220 So I can like, where the fuck is she? 425 00:31:16,220 --> 00:31:20,720 Yeah, I'm gonna confirm this is the subject. 426 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:21,620 Right. 427 00:31:21,620 --> 00:31:23,780 So look, I'm sorry that I'm dragging this story out, 428 00:31:23,780 --> 00:31:25,340 but I have to build up to the climax, 429 00:31:25,340 --> 00:31:27,980 which is my daughter who was a fucking millennial. 430 00:31:27,980 --> 00:31:31,100 She was just like, okay, so Louis next door, he's like, 431 00:31:31,100 --> 00:31:33,260 well, she's on lunch, she'll be back in an hour. 432 00:31:33,260 --> 00:31:35,420 And then I'm like, okay, I will be back here 433 00:31:35,420 --> 00:31:37,860 in 75 fucking minutes with my daughter. 434 00:31:37,860 --> 00:31:40,300 And we let the fucking check this bitch out. 435 00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:41,740 If this is her, we're good. 436 00:31:41,740 --> 00:31:45,220 If not, now we have a real fucking problem. 437 00:31:45,220 --> 00:31:46,900 So he's like, okay, that's cool. 438 00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:50,300 So I get back to my house, I call PD 439 00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:52,500 and there's no PD up here, it's fucking sheriff. 440 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:55,460 So I call the sheriff's office and I'm like, yo, 441 00:31:55,460 --> 00:31:56,540 this is what's going on. 442 00:31:56,540 --> 00:32:00,780 Did anybody call from this street yesterday talking about, 443 00:32:00,780 --> 00:32:02,660 do you have a fucking room to rent? 444 00:32:02,660 --> 00:32:06,020 And they're like, no, she immediately says no. 445 00:32:06,020 --> 00:32:08,540 And I'm like, you didn't even fucking check your files, bitch. 446 00:32:08,540 --> 00:32:09,700 Yeah, yeah, you know? 447 00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:11,940 Excuse me, I didn't even hear any fucking typing 448 00:32:11,940 --> 00:32:12,900 on the keyboard. 449 00:32:12,900 --> 00:32:14,380 Fuck 911 dispatcher. 450 00:32:14,380 --> 00:32:15,460 Why didn't call 911? 451 00:32:15,460 --> 00:32:16,700 I just called like the main line, 452 00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:19,820 cause it wasn't, you know, I'm not that bitch, 453 00:32:19,820 --> 00:32:22,340 but she's like, no, and I'm just like, okay, 454 00:32:22,340 --> 00:32:23,660 she's like, why didn't you call yesterday? 455 00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:27,900 I'm like, this is not, don't fucking turn the shit around. 456 00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:28,740 Yeah. 457 00:32:29,940 --> 00:32:31,660 Okay, cool, I'm like, well, I need you to do me a favor, 458 00:32:31,660 --> 00:32:33,900 do you fucking document that I fucking called in 459 00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:35,260 and said this is what's going on, 460 00:32:35,260 --> 00:32:37,340 even though it's not happening as we speak, 461 00:32:37,340 --> 00:32:40,300 cause she was giving me issues, whatever. 462 00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:42,980 So I tell Marissa, I'm like, look, 463 00:32:42,980 --> 00:32:44,300 we're going to go over there after the lunchtime, 464 00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:47,420 blah, blah, blah, she's like, because she's black, 465 00:32:47,420 --> 00:32:48,780 which is totally fine, right? 466 00:32:48,780 --> 00:32:49,940 I don't fucking care. 467 00:32:49,940 --> 00:32:51,180 My daughter was very concerned. 468 00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:52,500 You fucking green. 469 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:53,340 What's the matter? 470 00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:56,100 Thank you, that's where I'm going with this. 471 00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:58,740 My daughter was so concerned that I was going to say something 472 00:32:58,740 --> 00:33:01,900 out of turn or like be racist and I'm like, 473 00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:03,300 I'm not going to be fucking racist. 474 00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:04,780 I just, she's like, what are you going to do? 475 00:33:04,780 --> 00:33:07,340 I'm like, when she comes out to the outside, 476 00:33:07,340 --> 00:33:09,100 I just need you to identify her. 477 00:33:09,100 --> 00:33:10,500 I will identify her. 478 00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:13,060 If we're all on the same page, then good, 479 00:33:13,060 --> 00:33:14,140 we can fucking walk away. 480 00:33:14,140 --> 00:33:17,580 If not now, now I got to do drastic fucking measures. 481 00:33:18,820 --> 00:33:23,820 Anyways, it turns out that the chick walking up 482 00:33:24,860 --> 00:33:27,140 and down the street asking if there's a room to rent 483 00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:29,260 is the girl that works next door. 484 00:33:29,260 --> 00:33:30,460 What the fuck? 485 00:33:30,460 --> 00:33:31,300 Right. 486 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:32,380 And I'm like, what are you doing? 487 00:33:32,380 --> 00:33:33,660 And then she's like, well, I guess 488 00:33:33,660 --> 00:33:36,980 because she actually lives next door to me, 489 00:33:36,980 --> 00:33:37,980 like at the house, right? 490 00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:40,060 She's like, well, I have another, 491 00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:42,820 I guess one of her Nigerian nurse friends 492 00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:45,180 just came over from, I guess, Nigeria, 493 00:33:45,180 --> 00:33:47,740 wherever I should just say Nigeria. 494 00:33:47,740 --> 00:33:48,580 Yeah. 495 00:33:48,580 --> 00:33:53,580 And, excuse me, she's looking for a room to rent. 496 00:33:53,580 --> 00:33:55,700 I guess that's, cause she works next door as well, 497 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,260 but she, I guess she lives, 498 00:33:57,260 --> 00:33:59,300 she lives in Pomona of all fucking places. 499 00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:01,820 Oh my gosh, no. 500 00:34:01,820 --> 00:34:03,340 Probably on the west side though. 501 00:34:03,340 --> 00:34:04,180 Right. 502 00:34:04,180 --> 00:34:05,980 I hope it's the west side, 503 00:34:05,980 --> 00:34:07,500 cause if it's on the east side, 504 00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:08,860 then that's even a longer time. 505 00:34:08,860 --> 00:34:11,540 Yeah, then there's gonna be some issues. 506 00:34:11,540 --> 00:34:12,380 Right. 507 00:34:12,380 --> 00:34:13,700 She should have called me. 508 00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:15,500 I would have had it handled. 509 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:16,340 Please. 510 00:34:16,340 --> 00:34:17,180 Right. 511 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:20,540 But so she works next door, crisis averted. 512 00:34:20,540 --> 00:34:23,580 And then so we fucking leave to walk back home, right? 513 00:34:23,580 --> 00:34:24,980 Which is all of 13 steps. 514 00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:26,420 My daughter's just like, 515 00:34:26,420 --> 00:34:29,140 mom, thank you so much for being like accommodating 516 00:34:29,140 --> 00:34:32,780 or whatever I'm like, excuse me, A and B. 517 00:34:32,780 --> 00:34:34,580 I'm like, you don't understand. 518 00:34:34,580 --> 00:34:36,740 I would do this if it was a dude, 519 00:34:36,740 --> 00:34:39,620 if she was Hispanic, if she was white, 520 00:34:39,620 --> 00:34:41,620 it doesn't fucking matter about the color. 521 00:34:41,620 --> 00:34:44,060 I'm just trying to keep my house and my street safe. 522 00:34:44,060 --> 00:34:45,700 So fuck you. 523 00:34:45,700 --> 00:34:46,860 Yeah. 524 00:34:46,860 --> 00:34:48,420 She's just like, good God, 525 00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,740 everybody in there, goddamn feelings. 526 00:34:50,740 --> 00:34:51,740 I fucking hate that. 527 00:34:51,740 --> 00:34:56,740 You know, this is just bringing me back again, PTSD. 528 00:34:57,380 --> 00:34:58,220 Yeah. 529 00:34:58,220 --> 00:34:59,060 Okay. 530 00:34:59,060 --> 00:35:04,060 So, G unit was, I'm gonna go into the story. 531 00:35:04,580 --> 00:35:05,420 Okay. 532 00:35:05,420 --> 00:35:08,780 Single mom, remember my corner house right there? 533 00:35:08,780 --> 00:35:09,620 Yeah. 534 00:35:09,620 --> 00:35:10,460 Yeah, okay. 535 00:35:10,460 --> 00:35:12,340 So I'm coming home. 536 00:35:12,340 --> 00:35:14,140 It was the time change. 537 00:35:14,140 --> 00:35:15,940 So it was darker. 538 00:35:15,940 --> 00:35:17,660 I didn't leave my lights on, 539 00:35:17,660 --> 00:35:20,820 which I typically used to do just so when I get home 540 00:35:20,820 --> 00:35:23,100 as a single mom, I have my daughter, 541 00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:26,100 I get into my house, whatever. 542 00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:28,540 And it's a fucking corner house. 543 00:35:28,540 --> 00:35:33,540 And I had a lot of stuff to just kind of watch out for. 544 00:35:34,180 --> 00:35:35,220 I didn't have any cameras. 545 00:35:35,220 --> 00:35:38,300 And back then I didn't have any ring. 546 00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:39,860 There was no rings back there. 547 00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:40,700 Yeah. 548 00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:41,580 There was nothing. 549 00:35:41,580 --> 00:35:46,580 But I always still rolled out, locked and loaded. 550 00:35:47,060 --> 00:35:50,700 So, I'll just say that. 551 00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:55,500 G unit was about, maybe nine or 10 months. 552 00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:57,620 She was still in one of those little carriers, 553 00:35:57,620 --> 00:36:00,660 those little car seats where you click it in 554 00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:03,860 and you take it out and stuff like that. 555 00:36:03,860 --> 00:36:08,780 And I see this guy, it was a kid, almost, 556 00:36:08,780 --> 00:36:11,060 maybe mid-20s, I don't know. 557 00:36:12,340 --> 00:36:15,420 But again, growing up the way I grew up, 558 00:36:15,420 --> 00:36:18,860 I was already like, oh, he's about five, seven, 559 00:36:18,860 --> 00:36:21,140 African-American, white shirt, this, that. 560 00:36:21,140 --> 00:36:23,900 I'm already just registering it really quick. 561 00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:27,020 And it's not that I'm trying to judge a book by its cover, 562 00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:29,060 but that's just how I was raised. 563 00:36:29,060 --> 00:36:34,060 I'm always just, and he's kind of walking back and forth. 564 00:36:34,180 --> 00:36:36,500 And I'm trying to get into my driveway. 565 00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:41,500 And he allows me like, oh, oops, go into your driveway. 566 00:36:42,740 --> 00:36:47,100 So I go into my driveway and he comes up to my car. 567 00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:49,980 And I haven't even turned off the ignition or anything. 568 00:36:49,980 --> 00:36:54,460 I have my daughter in the back and he says, 569 00:36:54,460 --> 00:36:55,620 like, roll down your window. 570 00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:57,100 But he does that old school little, 571 00:36:57,100 --> 00:36:58,660 like roll down your window. 572 00:36:59,660 --> 00:37:00,500 Yeah. 573 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:02,820 And so I had the automatic windows. 574 00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:05,340 I cracked it just a little bit. 575 00:37:05,340 --> 00:37:06,900 And I said, how can I help you? 576 00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:09,700 And he's like, you probably don't remember me, 577 00:37:09,700 --> 00:37:13,900 but yeah, I was here and he's just buying time. 578 00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:14,900 That's what I thought. 579 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:16,820 First thing, you're buying time, dude. 580 00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:18,700 And I was like, so you're the fucking watcher. 581 00:37:18,700 --> 00:37:20,460 And I'm just thinking all this shit. 582 00:37:20,460 --> 00:37:21,740 Like, no, no. 583 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:25,900 And then I hear like a whistle and he just goes, bye. 584 00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:29,220 And he runs and he gets across my front yard. 585 00:37:29,220 --> 00:37:34,220 And I was like, oh, no, fuck this, fuck that, 586 00:37:34,860 --> 00:37:36,540 fuck that, fuck that. 587 00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:42,020 I get my protection. 588 00:37:42,020 --> 00:37:47,020 And I put my dome light on in my car. 589 00:37:47,220 --> 00:37:49,620 I call my dad, which at that point, 590 00:37:49,620 --> 00:37:52,340 he was only about a mile away from me, 591 00:37:52,340 --> 00:37:54,540 living about a mile away from me. 592 00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:59,540 And I leave my daughter in the car. 593 00:38:01,140 --> 00:38:05,180 And thank goodness, I went shooting the other day 594 00:38:05,180 --> 00:38:10,180 and I had all my guns underneath this little couch 595 00:38:10,180 --> 00:38:11,940 because I was cleaning that. 596 00:38:11,940 --> 00:38:15,820 So I had more and I swear to God, 597 00:38:15,820 --> 00:38:17,140 I felt like Charlie's Angels. 598 00:38:17,140 --> 00:38:20,020 And I just thought, if there's a motherfucker in my house, 599 00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:21,820 someone's gonna die. 600 00:38:21,820 --> 00:38:25,180 And I locked my daughter into my car. 601 00:38:25,180 --> 00:38:26,980 I left the dome light on. 602 00:38:27,940 --> 00:38:30,580 I went in and I was just Charlie's Angels. 603 00:38:30,580 --> 00:38:32,300 I started flipping on all these lights. 604 00:38:32,300 --> 00:38:33,300 I started doing everything. 605 00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:40,300 I saw this dude jumping out of my daughter's nursery. 606 00:38:40,780 --> 00:38:41,860 What the fuck? 607 00:38:41,860 --> 00:38:43,180 Yeah, yeah. 608 00:38:43,180 --> 00:38:45,940 And I was like, and I had my dad on the phone. 609 00:38:45,940 --> 00:38:49,020 And I said, I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna fucking shoot him. 610 00:38:49,020 --> 00:38:50,700 And I already had it. 611 00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:52,100 I was already ready. 612 00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:53,980 I was already ready. 613 00:38:53,980 --> 00:38:56,220 I don't even know the whole situation. 614 00:38:56,220 --> 00:39:00,060 I should have took it a different approach. 615 00:39:00,060 --> 00:39:01,300 No, but you're trying to just, 616 00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:02,980 you were in like fight or flight mode 617 00:39:02,980 --> 00:39:04,900 and you're like fight because if you flight, 618 00:39:04,900 --> 00:39:06,100 you're gonna die. 619 00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:06,940 Yeah. 620 00:39:06,940 --> 00:39:08,900 Or my shit's gonna get stolen 621 00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:11,540 and I'm a fucking single mom and fuck this. 622 00:39:11,540 --> 00:39:14,500 This guy's jumping out of my daughter's window 623 00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:19,220 into my backyard and he's trying to get over my fence 624 00:39:19,220 --> 00:39:21,140 to leave or whatever. 625 00:39:21,140 --> 00:39:25,060 And I told my dad, I'm gonna fucking shoot. 626 00:39:25,060 --> 00:39:26,180 My dad said, you can't. 627 00:39:26,180 --> 00:39:28,260 Don't shoot him from the back. 628 00:39:28,260 --> 00:39:29,380 Yeah, thank you. 629 00:39:29,380 --> 00:39:31,140 You know, don't do it. 630 00:39:31,140 --> 00:39:34,180 You're fucking front because you're gonna go to jail 631 00:39:34,180 --> 00:39:35,020 or you're gonna... 632 00:39:35,020 --> 00:39:39,060 Yeah, and he's not technically in your home anymore. 633 00:39:39,060 --> 00:39:39,900 Yeah. 634 00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:41,340 And don't do it from the back. 635 00:39:41,340 --> 00:39:46,340 And he was like, oh, so I just shot, but not at him. 636 00:39:47,060 --> 00:39:48,020 I didn't aim at him. 637 00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:50,740 I just shot like, hey dude, I fucking have a... 638 00:39:52,660 --> 00:39:54,180 Well, he was a dumb motherfucker 639 00:39:54,180 --> 00:39:56,260 because he didn't find any of your guns under the couch. 640 00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:57,700 Yeah, exactly. 641 00:39:57,700 --> 00:39:58,900 And that's right when you come in. 642 00:39:58,900 --> 00:40:00,300 And I had fucking three guns there. 643 00:40:00,300 --> 00:40:05,300 I had like a 380, my nine, and my 45 fucking... 644 00:40:05,580 --> 00:40:07,740 Yeah, clocks. 645 00:40:07,740 --> 00:40:10,860 And I'm like, okay, you fucking idiot. 646 00:40:10,860 --> 00:40:12,100 But I don't know. 647 00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:15,060 So I was like, well, is there more people in the house? 648 00:40:15,060 --> 00:40:15,900 I don't know. 649 00:40:15,900 --> 00:40:18,620 So my dad fucking of course rolls up 650 00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:20,380 and he's all, did you check the perimeter? 651 00:40:20,380 --> 00:40:22,700 And I was like, nope, that's your job. 652 00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:23,540 That's your job. 653 00:40:23,540 --> 00:40:24,620 I'm checking closets. 654 00:40:24,620 --> 00:40:25,740 I'm checking under beds. 655 00:40:25,740 --> 00:40:28,100 I'm checking because I had three bedrooms. 656 00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:30,260 And I'm just checking. 657 00:40:30,260 --> 00:40:33,340 And I was like, these motherfuckers. 658 00:40:33,340 --> 00:40:34,300 Did they take anything? 659 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:35,140 Well, I guess... 660 00:40:35,140 --> 00:40:38,340 No, I rolled up probably right 661 00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:40,060 before they had the opportunity. 662 00:40:42,260 --> 00:40:43,100 Gosh. 663 00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:44,940 And then I opened my front door 664 00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:48,860 and I had the same type of that security door. 665 00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:52,540 And I was like, fuck you. 666 00:40:52,540 --> 00:40:55,100 I'm just like, do I call cops? 667 00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:55,940 Like, do I even call them? 668 00:40:55,940 --> 00:40:57,380 No, you call my dad. 669 00:40:57,380 --> 00:40:58,820 Yeah, I'll just call my dad. 670 00:40:58,820 --> 00:41:00,340 Dad, just tell your buddies. 671 00:41:00,340 --> 00:41:02,740 This is what happened. 672 00:41:04,540 --> 00:41:06,100 They never came back, I bet. 673 00:41:06,100 --> 00:41:07,740 Oh, fuck no. 674 00:41:07,740 --> 00:41:09,300 I was, no. 675 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:12,780 But it was a very scary experience. 676 00:41:12,780 --> 00:41:14,340 Yeah, no, I hear you. 677 00:41:14,340 --> 00:41:16,860 But, and then I just, I would, 678 00:41:16,860 --> 00:41:19,620 that whole night, of course I didn't sleep. 679 00:41:19,620 --> 00:41:20,780 And I'm just like... 680 00:41:20,780 --> 00:41:22,260 Understandable. 681 00:41:22,260 --> 00:41:23,620 And I got my daughter. 682 00:41:23,620 --> 00:41:25,580 I'm like, oh gosh, thank God. 683 00:41:25,580 --> 00:41:28,620 She was asleep, she didn't even know what was going on. 684 00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:29,460 She didn't know that I thought. 685 00:41:29,460 --> 00:41:31,580 You filed a police report, right? 686 00:41:31,580 --> 00:41:33,100 Oh, of course, of course. 687 00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:34,540 I'm like, you ain't that dumb. 688 00:41:34,540 --> 00:41:36,420 No, because I fucking shot 689 00:41:36,420 --> 00:41:39,620 and I shot at my wooden fence just on the bottom. 690 00:41:39,620 --> 00:41:40,460 On top of that too. 691 00:41:40,460 --> 00:41:41,300 Okay, I didn't even think about that. 692 00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:44,580 Yeah, so I had to, I had to at least say, 693 00:41:44,580 --> 00:41:47,180 but they apprehended, 694 00:41:47,180 --> 00:41:51,460 because I'm talking like, if I was a cop. 695 00:41:51,460 --> 00:41:55,180 Well, they're going southbound on this street 696 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:56,900 and he was about five, six years old. 697 00:41:56,900 --> 00:41:59,620 He was a male usual. 698 00:41:59,620 --> 00:42:00,460 And... 699 00:42:03,060 --> 00:42:05,020 Definitely a cello, not an Edgar. 700 00:42:05,020 --> 00:42:06,300 Yeah, yeah. 701 00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:09,420 No, well, yeah, yeah. 702 00:42:09,420 --> 00:42:12,540 And I was like, not today suckers. 703 00:42:12,540 --> 00:42:14,140 And not tomorrow, not never. 704 00:42:14,140 --> 00:42:15,780 And I hope you F and O. 705 00:42:15,780 --> 00:42:18,420 And I don't know if they were scoping out my house or what, 706 00:42:18,420 --> 00:42:20,340 but they probably knew, 707 00:42:20,340 --> 00:42:24,180 oh, this chick comes home at this time. 708 00:42:24,180 --> 00:42:26,820 Well, they didn't know how to tell time since you came home. 709 00:42:26,820 --> 00:42:29,020 Yeah. And I was like, ha, ha, fucking, 710 00:42:29,020 --> 00:42:30,700 thank you daylight savings. 711 00:42:30,700 --> 00:42:31,540 Fuck. 712 00:42:34,540 --> 00:42:36,460 Okay, so now that we're talking about guns. 713 00:42:36,460 --> 00:42:41,460 So maybe about, shit, I wanna say 26, 15. 714 00:42:41,980 --> 00:42:43,060 So what are we in 20? 715 00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:44,580 So like about eight years ago, 716 00:42:44,580 --> 00:42:45,700 I was at my brother's, right? 717 00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:49,940 So it was me, him and my sister-in-law's wife. 718 00:42:49,940 --> 00:42:50,900 We're getting ready to, 719 00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:52,100 now let me preface this with, 720 00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:57,100 before I went over there, I talked to the God, 721 00:42:57,340 --> 00:42:59,220 my oldest nephew's Godfather. 722 00:42:59,220 --> 00:43:02,380 I'm like, hey, I'm in town, stop by. 723 00:43:02,380 --> 00:43:05,180 If you guys are free, stop by you and your wife. 724 00:43:05,180 --> 00:43:08,260 So he's like, all right, never heard from them. 725 00:43:08,260 --> 00:43:09,620 Totally forgot about it. 726 00:43:09,620 --> 00:43:12,220 So me and my brother and his wife, 727 00:43:12,220 --> 00:43:14,820 we're walking out of the house and you've been there. 728 00:43:14,820 --> 00:43:17,060 So we walking out on the porch 729 00:43:17,060 --> 00:43:18,820 and we're getting ready to pile into the car. 730 00:43:18,820 --> 00:43:21,660 And my brother lives on a dead end street as well. 731 00:43:21,660 --> 00:43:22,660 Oh gosh, yeah. 732 00:43:22,660 --> 00:43:24,860 So we have a Ford expedition, 733 00:43:24,860 --> 00:43:27,660 like this as we're getting ready to pile into the car 734 00:43:27,660 --> 00:43:29,260 cause we're gonna go to the bar. 735 00:43:30,660 --> 00:43:32,260 Story of our lives, right? 736 00:43:32,260 --> 00:43:33,220 Clink, clink. 737 00:43:33,220 --> 00:43:34,060 Right? 738 00:43:34,060 --> 00:43:36,380 So this fucking Ford expedition is like, 739 00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:39,380 makes a slow right turn and is like, 740 00:43:39,380 --> 00:43:42,180 just fucking like creeping down the street. 741 00:43:42,180 --> 00:43:45,020 I'm fucking, we're all fucking drunk already. 742 00:43:45,020 --> 00:43:48,700 Or I, no, I'm sorry, because Lila was gonna, 743 00:43:48,700 --> 00:43:49,900 she doesn't drink. 744 00:43:49,900 --> 00:43:51,700 So my sister-in-law doesn't really drink. 745 00:43:51,700 --> 00:43:53,660 So she was gonna drive. 746 00:43:53,660 --> 00:43:54,780 I'm fucked up. 747 00:43:54,780 --> 00:43:55,820 We're getting ready to go to the bar 748 00:43:55,820 --> 00:43:57,820 so we can have more fun and turn up. 749 00:43:57,820 --> 00:43:59,420 My brother is like, 750 00:43:59,420 --> 00:44:03,460 la and he points at the house and he's like kitchen. 751 00:44:03,460 --> 00:44:05,380 And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? 752 00:44:05,380 --> 00:44:08,460 Cause my brother is seeing this fucking Ford expedition 753 00:44:08,460 --> 00:44:11,580 like roll down the street real slow. 754 00:44:11,580 --> 00:44:13,100 And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? 755 00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:14,780 And I thought it was funny at first, 756 00:44:14,780 --> 00:44:17,580 but his tone like his tone changed. 757 00:44:17,580 --> 00:44:19,780 I turn around and when I turn around to see 758 00:44:19,780 --> 00:44:21,220 what the fuck kitchen meant, 759 00:44:21,220 --> 00:44:24,380 Lila comes out with fucking guns. 760 00:44:24,380 --> 00:44:27,420 And she's like, daddy and he fucking, 761 00:44:27,420 --> 00:44:28,660 she fucking throws one to him. 762 00:44:28,660 --> 00:44:29,820 He catches it. 763 00:44:29,820 --> 00:44:31,420 And then like all of a sudden, like, 764 00:44:31,420 --> 00:44:33,300 cause you know my brother lives on, 765 00:44:33,300 --> 00:44:34,580 so if you're coming down, 766 00:44:34,580 --> 00:44:35,420 you don't wear my brother's left. 767 00:44:35,420 --> 00:44:36,260 Yeah, yeah. 768 00:44:36,260 --> 00:44:37,940 I know exactly what you're talking about. 769 00:44:37,940 --> 00:44:41,620 When the Ford expedition is coming down the street, 770 00:44:41,620 --> 00:44:44,260 it's not on the same side as the right side. 771 00:44:44,260 --> 00:44:46,380 So my brother would live on the left side. 772 00:44:46,380 --> 00:44:48,300 So this motherfucker like jackknife 773 00:44:48,300 --> 00:44:50,660 and like pulls into like the side. 774 00:44:50,660 --> 00:44:51,700 He doesn't pull into the driver, 775 00:44:51,700 --> 00:44:55,020 but he pulls it all like all fucking sharp and shit. 776 00:44:55,020 --> 00:44:56,900 My brother, everybody was freaked out. 777 00:44:56,900 --> 00:44:58,740 And then like the Godfather man, 778 00:44:58,740 --> 00:44:59,940 he was like, what the fuck? 779 00:44:59,940 --> 00:45:01,420 And he's like, yo, and my brother's like, 780 00:45:01,420 --> 00:45:04,180 yo, you cannot show up here unannounced 781 00:45:04,180 --> 00:45:06,860 and you don't fucking creep down my motherfucking street. 782 00:45:06,860 --> 00:45:07,700 Cause you see how 783 00:45:07,700 --> 00:45:11,140 I was like, me. 784 00:45:11,140 --> 00:45:13,740 Fuck, I love it. 785 00:45:13,740 --> 00:45:14,580 Merca. 786 00:45:14,580 --> 00:45:17,700 I'm like, you guys all fucked up my fucking buzz right now. 787 00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:19,260 Like, don't pull this shit. 788 00:45:19,260 --> 00:45:21,180 He's like, well, if said to come through and I'm like, 789 00:45:21,180 --> 00:45:23,700 well, you could have fucking said you're on your way, bitch. 790 00:45:23,700 --> 00:45:25,660 Like who the fuck does that shit? 791 00:45:27,220 --> 00:45:29,140 Fuck, especially in SoCal. 792 00:45:31,380 --> 00:45:32,220 Right. 793 00:45:35,220 --> 00:45:36,500 I like that. 794 00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:39,540 Organize this like law where, hey, 795 00:45:39,540 --> 00:45:43,300 you can just fucking protect your shit. 796 00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:45,740 Somebody enters your house back front. 797 00:45:45,740 --> 00:45:47,940 Don't fucking matter. 798 00:45:47,940 --> 00:45:48,860 Nice. 799 00:45:48,860 --> 00:45:49,700 Yeah. 800 00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:51,700 Fucking love it here. 801 00:45:51,700 --> 00:45:52,540 Fucking wish. 802 00:45:52,540 --> 00:45:55,740 And my whole neighborhood and again, 803 00:45:55,740 --> 00:45:58,780 I live on a cul-de-sac as well. 804 00:45:58,780 --> 00:45:59,620 So. 805 00:45:59,620 --> 00:46:01,620 What the fuck is cul-de-sac? 806 00:46:03,100 --> 00:46:04,940 Fuckin' cul-de-sac. 807 00:46:04,940 --> 00:46:06,140 Oh shit. 808 00:46:06,140 --> 00:46:08,900 But everybody is just like, Merca. 809 00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:12,140 I have like, I think the sergeant of our little town 810 00:46:12,140 --> 00:46:13,300 lives here too. 811 00:46:13,300 --> 00:46:15,780 And everybody's just like, are you okay? 812 00:46:15,780 --> 00:46:17,060 We saw somebody at your house. 813 00:46:17,060 --> 00:46:18,060 We saw somebody knocking. 814 00:46:18,060 --> 00:46:19,620 We saw somebody in a hood. 815 00:46:19,620 --> 00:46:20,460 Hoodie. 816 00:46:20,460 --> 00:46:25,380 We saw, everybody's just on fucking watch. 817 00:46:25,380 --> 00:46:26,220 Love it. 818 00:46:26,220 --> 00:46:27,540 They're fucking awesome. 819 00:46:27,540 --> 00:46:31,380 And they're just like, we're ready to, like, 820 00:46:31,380 --> 00:46:33,860 they're like Marine style, kill, kill, kill. 821 00:46:33,860 --> 00:46:37,060 Like we don't, we don't fucking around. 822 00:46:37,060 --> 00:46:38,820 It's like, nice. 823 00:46:38,820 --> 00:46:39,740 Nice to be here. 824 00:46:39,740 --> 00:46:41,180 Thank you for welcoming me. 825 00:46:41,180 --> 00:46:43,500 Yeah. 826 00:46:43,500 --> 00:46:48,140 Oh, gosh. 827 00:46:48,140 --> 00:46:50,620 So what is your rant? 828 00:46:50,620 --> 00:46:51,740 Do you have a rant today? 829 00:46:51,740 --> 00:46:52,580 You know what? 830 00:46:52,580 --> 00:46:53,580 I do have a rant. 831 00:46:53,580 --> 00:46:55,140 Thank you for like circling around 832 00:46:55,140 --> 00:46:57,380 because I'm like, oh, we're running low on time. 833 00:46:57,380 --> 00:46:58,220 Yeah. 834 00:46:58,220 --> 00:46:59,060 On rant. 835 00:46:59,060 --> 00:46:59,900 Okay. 836 00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:01,780 So yesterday I went to Kia on the way home. 837 00:47:01,780 --> 00:47:04,020 So I placed an order with Sam's Club 838 00:47:04,020 --> 00:47:06,980 because I refused to go into Sam's Club on the weekend. 839 00:47:06,980 --> 00:47:09,900 So I placed an order online or on my app. 840 00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:13,420 And I'm like, I will pick it up on the way back from Pomona. 841 00:47:13,420 --> 00:47:20,100 Why did I order 80, 20 grass-fed breed? 842 00:47:20,100 --> 00:47:21,580 God, I can't even fucking talk. 843 00:47:21,580 --> 00:47:25,620 80, 20 grass-fed ground sirloin. 844 00:47:25,620 --> 00:47:26,500 Why? 845 00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:28,060 I have never ordered that in my life. 846 00:47:28,060 --> 00:47:30,860 I could have sworn I fucking did 93, 7. 847 00:47:30,860 --> 00:47:32,980 I fucking hate 80, 20. 848 00:47:32,980 --> 00:47:34,420 That's the best. 849 00:47:34,420 --> 00:47:36,020 Yeah, you know, because you got to drain the fat. 850 00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:37,620 It's all that pink goo. 851 00:47:37,620 --> 00:47:38,100 Yeah. 852 00:47:38,100 --> 00:47:41,300 You got to drain the fat and all that bullshit with 93, 7. 853 00:47:41,300 --> 00:47:42,380 You ain't got to do that shit. 854 00:47:42,380 --> 00:47:44,580 So that and then like, so I'm just like, 855 00:47:44,580 --> 00:47:46,780 when they put that in my fucking car and then like, 856 00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:48,500 I took it out and I'm just like, what the fuck? 857 00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:51,860 And I'm like, oh, I'm going to finally get to complain about them 858 00:47:51,860 --> 00:47:53,180 because they always get my shit right. 859 00:47:53,180 --> 00:47:56,180 But then I did the math and I'm like, if I, 860 00:47:56,180 --> 00:47:59,420 like when they scan that shit to put it in your fucking order, 861 00:47:59,420 --> 00:48:02,580 like they, the UPC simple has to fucking match. 862 00:48:02,580 --> 00:48:06,940 So I'm just like, I need to look at my order 863 00:48:06,940 --> 00:48:09,100 because I bet it says 80, 20, but if it's not, 864 00:48:09,100 --> 00:48:10,540 I'm going to fucking complain. 865 00:48:10,540 --> 00:48:11,900 And what do you know? 866 00:48:11,900 --> 00:48:15,020 I fucking, I've got damn that fucking shit. 867 00:48:15,020 --> 00:48:18,180 Like who eats 80, 20 fucking ground beef? 868 00:48:18,180 --> 00:48:22,740 Well, I guess I do because I fucking put it in my goddamn fucking 869 00:48:22,740 --> 00:48:23,140 order. 870 00:48:23,140 --> 00:48:25,140 So that's all, that's my rant. 871 00:48:25,140 --> 00:48:27,220 I have a couple of other rants, but that's my main one 872 00:48:27,220 --> 00:48:28,980 is I don't know how to fucking read. 873 00:48:28,980 --> 00:48:32,740 Oh, my other rant is why is iPhones font so goddamn small? 874 00:48:32,740 --> 00:48:33,700 Fuck, you know what? 875 00:48:33,700 --> 00:48:35,380 I am not a fan of iPhone. 876 00:48:35,380 --> 00:48:36,260 Wait a second. 877 00:48:36,260 --> 00:48:38,580 You can expand it. 878 00:48:38,580 --> 00:48:39,260 Well, yes. 879 00:48:39,260 --> 00:48:41,060 But when it comes to your web browser, 880 00:48:41,060 --> 00:48:43,180 you cannot expand the font on your month. 881 00:48:43,180 --> 00:48:46,060 You can't even, you can't even like, oh, well, 882 00:48:46,060 --> 00:48:48,180 you're on the desktop version. 883 00:48:48,180 --> 00:48:51,300 You got to go to the mobile version of the fucking that 884 00:48:51,300 --> 00:48:52,380 that's true. 885 00:48:52,380 --> 00:48:53,620 Well, I don't know. 886 00:48:53,620 --> 00:48:54,740 Oh, I guess I, you know what? 887 00:48:54,740 --> 00:48:56,140 I was talking to my boy yesterday. 888 00:48:56,140 --> 00:49:00,540 He's like, I'm so glad my boy, my buddy Blaine, 889 00:49:00,540 --> 00:49:03,100 he's a photographer that I've been working with. 890 00:49:03,100 --> 00:49:04,380 He's like, I'm so glad. 891 00:49:04,380 --> 00:49:06,060 Now you can set up your iCloud account. 892 00:49:06,060 --> 00:49:09,340 And then I can share the album that I made for you. 893 00:49:09,340 --> 00:49:11,020 And I don't have to email you all the time. 894 00:49:11,020 --> 00:49:12,700 You can just access it freely. 895 00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:15,740 Why can't I fucking like find my fucking Apple email? 896 00:49:15,740 --> 00:49:17,860 And he's like, yeah, all you need to do, 897 00:49:17,860 --> 00:49:20,300 he's like, why don't you go to YouTube and like a YouTube, 898 00:49:20,300 --> 00:49:21,420 like how do you use your iPhone? 899 00:49:21,420 --> 00:49:24,460 I'm like, no bitch, I ain't going to fucking do that shit. 900 00:49:26,740 --> 00:49:30,420 Oh, that, you know, that's crazy because I, I've been, 901 00:49:30,420 --> 00:49:35,060 I didn't want iPhone, but I just kind of fell into it 902 00:49:35,060 --> 00:49:40,060 because where I worked 10 years ago, maybe 10 plus years, 903 00:49:41,020 --> 00:49:44,340 my company kept giving me an iPhone, an iPhone, an iPhone. 904 00:49:44,340 --> 00:49:46,420 And I kept fucking upgrading, upgrading. 905 00:49:46,420 --> 00:49:49,660 It's an iPhone fucking 10, it's 11, it's a fucking 12. 906 00:49:49,660 --> 00:49:54,140 Like I, so I'm just like, I'm cool with just fucking emails 907 00:49:54,140 --> 00:49:56,820 and pages, but you know, that doesn't exist. 908 00:49:56,820 --> 00:50:00,700 So, now that I started my new job, 909 00:50:00,700 --> 00:50:03,260 they give me this fucking Android. 910 00:50:03,260 --> 00:50:05,260 And people are trying to call me. 911 00:50:05,260 --> 00:50:06,100 Oh God bless them. 912 00:50:06,100 --> 00:50:06,940 I fucking love Android. 913 00:50:06,940 --> 00:50:09,140 Like I was talking when I, go ahead, I'm sorry, 914 00:50:09,140 --> 00:50:09,980 I keep interrupting. 915 00:50:09,980 --> 00:50:11,540 I'm just like, what the fuck? 916 00:50:11,540 --> 00:50:13,340 So it's kind of like Kris Kross. 917 00:50:13,340 --> 00:50:15,900 Like you're either an iPhone person 918 00:50:15,900 --> 00:50:17,220 or you're a fucking Android. 919 00:50:17,220 --> 00:50:18,380 No, you know what? 920 00:50:18,380 --> 00:50:20,820 Yeah, so fucking Blaine's like, 921 00:50:20,820 --> 00:50:24,260 Em, are you going to fucking get like the, the, the iMac 922 00:50:24,260 --> 00:50:25,740 and all that in the iPads? 923 00:50:25,740 --> 00:50:27,340 I'm like, no bitch, I'm staying, 924 00:50:27,340 --> 00:50:30,540 I got a Samsung tablet and I will be HP or Dell 925 00:50:30,540 --> 00:50:33,780 from my goddamn laptop, like fuck Apple. 926 00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:36,140 I, well, I'm like, fuck Android. 927 00:50:36,140 --> 00:50:39,780 And it's like, this is like a, this is like a West Coast 928 00:50:39,780 --> 00:50:42,660 connection, fucking Cyprus, heel fucking battle. 929 00:50:42,660 --> 00:50:45,460 Because I'm just like, what the fuck? 930 00:50:45,460 --> 00:50:50,420 I'm trying my phone rings at work and it's like huge. 931 00:50:50,420 --> 00:50:51,260 I don't know. 932 00:50:51,260 --> 00:50:52,580 So you got, you have the Samsung, 933 00:50:52,580 --> 00:50:57,260 you probably have the Samsung 23 Ultra. 934 00:50:57,260 --> 00:50:59,060 Fuck and I don't fucking know. 935 00:50:59,060 --> 00:51:01,020 And I'm just like, what the fuck? 936 00:51:01,020 --> 00:51:05,500 And I'm, somebody's calling me and I hear it ringing. 937 00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:06,340 I see it. 938 00:51:06,340 --> 00:51:10,140 Then I try to push the little green like answer. 939 00:51:10,140 --> 00:51:11,420 And it never answers. 940 00:51:11,420 --> 00:51:13,540 I'm like, what the fuck am I doing wrong? 941 00:51:13,540 --> 00:51:17,580 How do you fucking answer a phone call on the Android? 942 00:51:17,580 --> 00:51:22,580 And then my, my boss says, oh, you hit swipe it up. 943 00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:24,420 Yeah. 944 00:51:24,420 --> 00:51:25,740 And you swipe it down. 945 00:51:25,740 --> 00:51:27,380 I'm like, what the fuck is this? 946 00:51:27,380 --> 00:51:32,020 But you know what the swiping functions on iPhone suck. 947 00:51:32,020 --> 00:51:33,820 And then like, if you're trying to read, 948 00:51:35,580 --> 00:51:39,020 God, I can rant all fucking day about the IBM iPhone. 949 00:51:39,020 --> 00:51:41,580 I'm just going to rant about, we could both rant, 950 00:51:41,580 --> 00:51:44,700 but my rant was actually going to be about fucking little 951 00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:47,580 black ants that are in my motherfucking house. 952 00:51:47,580 --> 00:51:51,020 But, well, summertime, we'll save that for another day. 953 00:51:51,020 --> 00:51:52,380 Fuck these little motherfuckers. 954 00:51:52,380 --> 00:51:56,500 Like I don't understand what the fuck are you doing? 955 00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:59,020 They're looking for water, bitch. 956 00:51:59,020 --> 00:52:03,620 I don't fucking, like, I just vacuumed the house. 957 00:52:03,620 --> 00:52:07,380 Did like, and I have, my carpet is like a little bit, 958 00:52:07,380 --> 00:52:10,940 it's not, it's, it's plush, I guess you could say. 959 00:52:10,940 --> 00:52:12,980 It's nice, nice carpet. 960 00:52:12,980 --> 00:52:16,740 And I pick up my TV remote, I'm on my couch 961 00:52:16,740 --> 00:52:19,380 and I start feeling these little things like crawling on me. 962 00:52:19,380 --> 00:52:23,060 I'm just like, and I don't understand what it is. 963 00:52:23,060 --> 00:52:24,580 But, and then I look and I'm like, 964 00:52:24,580 --> 00:52:28,780 why is there fucking black ants on my motherfucking remote? 965 00:52:28,780 --> 00:52:31,700 In my fucking, like there's no food here. 966 00:52:31,700 --> 00:52:32,980 There's no water. 967 00:52:32,980 --> 00:52:34,100 There's no nothing. 968 00:52:34,100 --> 00:52:35,180 They just invaded. 969 00:52:35,180 --> 00:52:36,620 I'm like, you motherfuckers. 970 00:52:36,620 --> 00:52:39,140 So that was my rant, but okay. 971 00:52:39,140 --> 00:52:40,020 Yeah. 972 00:52:40,020 --> 00:52:41,940 So what about a rave? 973 00:52:44,220 --> 00:52:46,460 I'm one week closer to coming up to Portland 974 00:52:46,460 --> 00:52:48,980 and hopefully it's not going to be 100 fucking degrees 975 00:52:48,980 --> 00:52:49,820 when I get up there. 976 00:52:49,820 --> 00:52:54,820 I think we get the, it gets to like 90, 98 977 00:52:56,060 --> 00:52:58,940 and everybody acts like it's just, 978 00:52:58,940 --> 00:53:01,900 we start having these little cool down. 979 00:53:01,900 --> 00:53:04,460 Oh, you could go to the library if you need to cool down 980 00:53:04,460 --> 00:53:07,900 because fucking nobody here in fucking Oregon 981 00:53:07,900 --> 00:53:09,300 has fucking ACs. 982 00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:11,220 And I thought that was weird. 983 00:53:11,220 --> 00:53:14,620 I guess coming from California, I'm like, what the fuck? 984 00:53:14,620 --> 00:53:16,820 Do you have a, do you have a, a fuck? 985 00:53:16,820 --> 00:53:17,660 Yeah, I do. 986 00:53:17,660 --> 00:53:20,420 I fucking bought an HVAC, I'm like, uh-uh. 987 00:53:20,420 --> 00:53:24,340 I don't give a fuck if it's cold 90% of the time, 988 00:53:24,340 --> 00:53:26,940 but when it's hot, I'm going to be comfortable. 989 00:53:26,940 --> 00:53:27,780 Right. 990 00:53:29,140 --> 00:53:30,500 Well, good. 991 00:53:30,500 --> 00:53:31,340 I'm glad. 992 00:53:32,940 --> 00:53:35,780 So I went to USPS this week 993 00:53:35,780 --> 00:53:38,340 and I picked up one of those flat rate shipping boxes. 994 00:53:38,340 --> 00:53:41,900 So I'm going to, it's not that big because it's flat rate, 995 00:53:41,900 --> 00:53:44,700 but I'm going to throw everything I can in there 996 00:53:44,700 --> 00:53:46,460 and fucking ship it to you. 997 00:53:46,460 --> 00:53:47,940 Like, I guess the week before, 998 00:53:47,940 --> 00:53:50,180 just so I don't have to carry that fucking shit. 999 00:53:50,180 --> 00:53:51,020 Right. 1000 00:53:51,020 --> 00:53:51,860 All right. 1001 00:53:51,860 --> 00:53:52,700 It's all good. 1002 00:53:52,700 --> 00:53:53,540 I got you. 1003 00:53:53,540 --> 00:53:54,380 Thank you. 1004 00:53:55,540 --> 00:53:56,940 Oh, you're not working the set. 1005 00:53:56,940 --> 00:53:59,700 You tell me you need that Saturday off when I show up. 1006 00:53:59,700 --> 00:54:00,540 I did. 1007 00:54:00,540 --> 00:54:01,380 And you know what? 1008 00:54:01,380 --> 00:54:02,940 As a matter of fact, I'm like, 1009 00:54:02,940 --> 00:54:05,820 oh, I was looking at my stupid fucking schedule 1010 00:54:05,820 --> 00:54:07,740 and I'm just learning. 1011 00:54:07,740 --> 00:54:09,700 I'm on this job. 1012 00:54:09,700 --> 00:54:11,900 I'm, how do you fucking look at your schedule? 1013 00:54:11,900 --> 00:54:14,540 They said, you need to look on Thursdays 1014 00:54:14,540 --> 00:54:18,020 because it posts on Wednesdays and blah, blah, blah. 1015 00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:21,780 So I figured out and I look like a way to second. 1016 00:54:21,780 --> 00:54:24,620 There's a lot of shit that doesn't look right. 1017 00:54:25,620 --> 00:54:29,140 And I didn't, they had me working six days, 1018 00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:30,860 a fucking week, one day. 1019 00:54:30,860 --> 00:54:32,140 I only get Sunday. 1020 00:54:32,140 --> 00:54:33,340 Like, I don't fucking know. 1021 00:54:33,340 --> 00:54:35,620 I said, this is that, that can't be. 1022 00:54:35,620 --> 00:54:36,460 Be right. 1023 00:54:36,460 --> 00:54:37,420 Something is wrong. 1024 00:54:37,420 --> 00:54:41,340 And see, that's the position that I was hired to do 1025 00:54:41,340 --> 00:54:43,060 is the fucking schedules. 1026 00:54:43,060 --> 00:54:44,620 Oh, so did you fix your schedule? 1027 00:54:44,620 --> 00:54:46,180 Like, I'm on Saturday. 1028 00:54:46,180 --> 00:54:47,460 They haven't allowed me yet. 1029 00:54:47,460 --> 00:54:48,580 It was my first week. 1030 00:54:48,580 --> 00:54:50,020 So I'm like, oh, I'm the fucker. 1031 00:54:50,020 --> 00:54:52,100 Did you clear the Saturday though? 1032 00:54:52,100 --> 00:54:53,740 Oh, no, I don't know yet. 1033 00:54:53,740 --> 00:54:55,900 They said I had to wait until next week, 1034 00:54:55,900 --> 00:54:58,140 this coming up week, Wednesday, 1035 00:54:58,140 --> 00:55:00,700 when my little mentor who shows me 1036 00:55:00,700 --> 00:55:03,180 how to fucking fix things and do things. 1037 00:55:03,180 --> 00:55:04,540 Oh, you're gonna fix that shit 1038 00:55:04,540 --> 00:55:06,060 cause Saturday is on, bitch. 1039 00:55:06,060 --> 00:55:09,660 I was like, no, you guys can't. 1040 00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:10,500 Can't do this to me. 1041 00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:12,740 But you figured out the karaoke mic 1042 00:55:12,740 --> 00:55:14,380 so we can karaoke, right? 1043 00:55:14,380 --> 00:55:15,380 Oh, fuck yeah. 1044 00:55:15,380 --> 00:55:16,220 Yeah. 1045 00:55:16,220 --> 00:55:17,540 I was singing. 1046 00:55:17,540 --> 00:55:19,980 And we gon' fucking do that shit. 1047 00:55:19,980 --> 00:55:22,260 I was like, R-I-P. 1048 00:55:22,260 --> 00:55:24,020 I was trying to find a song 1049 00:55:24,020 --> 00:55:26,860 because I know a lot of songs. 1050 00:55:26,860 --> 00:55:30,460 I sing to them in the car or whatever, 1051 00:55:30,460 --> 00:55:34,220 but when it comes to karaoke, I'm just like, the fuck. 1052 00:55:34,220 --> 00:55:37,220 Like, how do I not, how did I not know? 1053 00:55:37,220 --> 00:55:39,660 I thought it was roses in the park. 1054 00:55:39,660 --> 00:55:41,340 Not groups is in the heart. 1055 00:55:41,340 --> 00:55:42,860 Like, I just... 1056 00:55:42,860 --> 00:55:44,700 Ha ha ha ha ha. 1057 00:55:46,380 --> 00:55:48,020 Bitch, what the fuck? 1058 00:55:48,020 --> 00:55:48,860 I know. 1059 00:55:48,860 --> 00:55:50,780 Yeah, it's grooves in the heart, bitch. 1060 00:55:50,780 --> 00:55:53,660 Yeah, and I was like, I was always singing roses in the park. 1061 00:55:53,660 --> 00:55:54,900 Like, what the fuck? 1062 00:55:54,900 --> 00:55:56,620 I'm fucking too drunk. 1063 00:55:56,620 --> 00:55:58,060 Like, I don't fucking know. 1064 00:55:58,060 --> 00:56:00,380 So you're gonna have to show me when I get up there then, 1065 00:56:00,380 --> 00:56:01,700 how, cause I don't have the mic. 1066 00:56:01,700 --> 00:56:02,620 We have the mic at work, 1067 00:56:02,620 --> 00:56:03,900 cause I got the mic for work, 1068 00:56:03,900 --> 00:56:05,780 but I'm like, I guess I'll get a mic for the house. 1069 00:56:05,780 --> 00:56:07,420 I didn't realize you could like sync it up 1070 00:56:07,420 --> 00:56:08,820 with YouTube and shit. 1071 00:56:08,820 --> 00:56:09,740 Oh, fuck yeah. 1072 00:56:09,740 --> 00:56:11,980 Cause I'm just YouTubing, 1073 00:56:11,980 --> 00:56:16,060 karaoke, like just the words to go on my TV. 1074 00:56:16,060 --> 00:56:19,060 And then with iPhones, thank you, iPhone, 1075 00:56:19,060 --> 00:56:22,820 you just push and it just goes streaming to my TV. 1076 00:56:22,820 --> 00:56:24,140 And I have... 1077 00:56:24,140 --> 00:56:25,540 You need to show me that shit 1078 00:56:25,540 --> 00:56:28,340 because it's on for my house then when I come back. 1079 00:56:28,340 --> 00:56:29,180 Yeah. 1080 00:56:29,180 --> 00:56:31,300 And I was just like, what the fuck? 1081 00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:34,020 Grooves in the heart. 1082 00:56:34,020 --> 00:56:35,340 That's fucking crazy. 1083 00:56:35,340 --> 00:56:37,500 Roses in the park. 1084 00:56:37,500 --> 00:56:39,100 I love roses. 1085 00:56:39,100 --> 00:56:41,700 Roses in the park, in the back of the bus. 1086 00:56:41,700 --> 00:56:42,980 I didn't fucking know. 1087 00:56:42,980 --> 00:56:44,300 Like, bitch, what? 1088 00:56:47,300 --> 00:56:48,140 Fuck. 1089 00:56:48,140 --> 00:56:48,980 Yeah. 1090 00:56:48,980 --> 00:56:49,820 Yeah. 1091 00:56:49,820 --> 00:56:52,540 There's plenty of songs that I was like, oh fuck. 1092 00:56:53,580 --> 00:56:55,580 Man, come on bullets. 1093 00:56:55,580 --> 00:56:57,260 You're a fucking dipshit. 1094 00:56:57,260 --> 00:57:02,260 Like what the fuck have you been saying this whole time? 1095 00:57:02,940 --> 00:57:05,780 And this is like years and years and years 1096 00:57:05,780 --> 00:57:07,220 of fucking bullshit. 1097 00:57:07,220 --> 00:57:08,580 Like, wow. 1098 00:57:08,580 --> 00:57:09,940 Okay. 1099 00:57:09,940 --> 00:57:10,780 Huh. 1100 00:57:10,780 --> 00:57:11,620 Well, it sounded good. 1101 00:57:11,620 --> 00:57:13,020 Thank you, YouTube. 1102 00:57:13,020 --> 00:57:13,860 Yeah. 1103 00:57:13,860 --> 00:57:14,820 I was like, thank you, YouTube. 1104 00:57:14,820 --> 00:57:17,500 And thank you for everybody who takes the effort 1105 00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:21,820 to actually fucking listen to the lyrics and type them down 1106 00:57:21,820 --> 00:57:25,700 and let me read them because wow. 1107 00:57:25,700 --> 00:57:26,540 Okay. 1108 00:57:26,540 --> 00:57:28,300 I don't even want to go. 1109 00:57:28,300 --> 00:57:29,340 Shit. 1110 00:57:29,340 --> 00:57:31,700 I'll have to tell you the other songs. 1111 00:57:31,700 --> 00:57:33,620 I was like, what? 1112 00:57:33,620 --> 00:57:34,460 What are you? 1113 00:57:34,460 --> 00:57:35,420 Oh my gosh. 1114 00:57:35,420 --> 00:57:37,820 I can't believe I was fucking saying this shit. 1115 00:57:37,820 --> 00:57:39,300 Well, we can do the cure for sure 1116 00:57:39,300 --> 00:57:40,660 because that's what we fucking do. 1117 00:57:40,660 --> 00:57:43,980 And then we got to get one of our phones to record us 1118 00:57:43,980 --> 00:57:47,780 like video wise just so I can fucking send it to my brother. 1119 00:57:47,780 --> 00:57:49,220 We're like, those two bitches are drunk. 1120 00:57:49,220 --> 00:57:52,460 I'm like, yeah, but we do karaoke sober too unlike you. 1121 00:57:52,460 --> 00:57:53,300 Yeah. 1122 00:57:53,300 --> 00:57:54,140 Exactly. 1123 00:57:54,140 --> 00:57:58,060 And you know, it's all about, yeah, having fun. 1124 00:57:58,060 --> 00:57:58,900 Like, fuck it. 1125 00:57:58,900 --> 00:57:59,740 I don't know. 1126 00:57:59,740 --> 00:58:01,060 I remember my mother. 1127 00:58:01,060 --> 00:58:02,100 She was the life of the fuck up 1128 00:58:02,100 --> 00:58:05,420 and just live their fucking life and stop being a crude. 1129 00:58:05,420 --> 00:58:06,260 Yeah. 1130 00:58:06,260 --> 00:58:07,220 Fuck yeah. 1131 00:58:07,220 --> 00:58:08,940 Like we're fucking life's too short. 1132 00:58:10,100 --> 00:58:13,340 And the older we get, the more that this is like 1133 00:58:13,340 --> 00:58:14,580 weighing on my shoulders. 1134 00:58:14,580 --> 00:58:18,300 You know, I am gonna say my mom, my mom, oh fuck. 1135 00:58:18,300 --> 00:58:19,140 I have to say this. 1136 00:58:19,140 --> 00:58:20,780 This is so fucking funny. 1137 00:58:20,780 --> 00:58:23,820 So she, okay, Target. 1138 00:58:23,820 --> 00:58:25,220 The brand, Target. 1139 00:58:25,220 --> 00:58:26,700 You know, it's a Target. 1140 00:58:26,700 --> 00:58:27,980 It's a circle and a dot. 1141 00:58:27,980 --> 00:58:29,220 It's a fucking Target. 1142 00:58:29,220 --> 00:58:30,620 You could, you know. 1143 00:58:30,620 --> 00:58:32,180 Oh, I thought you meant the store. 1144 00:58:32,180 --> 00:58:33,100 Yeah, the store. 1145 00:58:33,100 --> 00:58:33,940 Yeah. 1146 00:58:33,940 --> 00:58:34,780 Okay, Target. 1147 00:58:34,780 --> 00:58:36,940 Their logo is like a circle and a dot. 1148 00:58:36,940 --> 00:58:37,780 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 1149 00:58:37,780 --> 00:58:38,900 Well, Target, hello. 1150 00:58:38,900 --> 00:58:39,980 Yeah, hello. 1151 00:58:39,980 --> 00:58:43,580 My mom saw, I never even knew that. 1152 00:58:43,580 --> 00:58:46,740 I'm like, oh my God. 1153 00:58:46,740 --> 00:58:48,340 The fuck is wrong with you? 1154 00:58:48,340 --> 00:58:50,780 And I always tell my dad, well, you picked her. 1155 00:58:50,780 --> 00:58:53,620 Like I didn't have no choice. 1156 00:58:53,620 --> 00:58:54,940 I didn't have no fucking choice. 1157 00:58:54,940 --> 00:58:56,180 And that matter. 1158 00:58:56,180 --> 00:58:57,660 You fucking picked her. 1159 00:58:57,660 --> 00:59:00,100 You fucking, you didn't know Target was a Target? 1160 00:59:00,100 --> 00:59:00,940 Like Target? 1161 00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:04,940 That would be something my mom would say as well. 1162 00:59:04,940 --> 00:59:08,700 Like, okay, I don't, so, solchen for anybody. 1163 00:59:08,700 --> 00:59:28,620 There are large corporations under 1164 00:59:27,980 --> 00:59:30,020 stand free from these big profit Leaving PS, 1165 00:59:30,020 --> 00:59:31,020 Goodbye. 1166 00:59:31,020 --> 00:59:53,020 Adios.