1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,720 Good day. 2 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:11,120 Good fucking day. 3 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:12,320 We're so good about the day. 4 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:15,480 I am fucking I'm already guest. 5 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:16,480 I move Sunday. 6 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:19,800 The leg Sunday is my new leg day instead of Mondays. 7 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:21,720 And I'm fucking tired as fuck. 8 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:23,640 So and you said you're hungover. 9 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:26,640 So yeah, let's fucking clink clink real quick. 10 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:33,040 I mean, I can clink, you know, I need to get my ass back in the gym, 11 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:35,360 but clink clink to just clink clinking. 12 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:36,440 Well, guess what? 13 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:40,560 When I get up there and less than show you what you need to do, bitch. 14 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,880 All right, can't wait. 15 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:49,640 I'm going to make you drop that ass low. 16 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:55,800 All right, I mean, like work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work. 17 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,160 Yeah, I try. 18 00:00:58,520 --> 00:00:58,920 Okay. 19 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:03,160 So now that we're talking about working out, let me segue into this bullshit. 20 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:05,160 I got a whole list of shit for today. 21 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,880 Starting with Nike.com. 22 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,080 I went on Nike.com to see what they had for sale, right? 23 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:15,440 Because they have their back to school sale and see if you had any Air Max 90s or AJ ones. 24 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:16,760 Those never go on sale. 25 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:17,600 Never. 26 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:22,440 Ever. I'm looking at the active the at the leisure or what do you call it? 27 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,000 The active wear. 28 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:24,400 Yeah. 29 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:28,080 Bitch, why the fuck are there like 40 pound plus 30 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:33,360 overweight people now in modeling that shit? 31 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,640 And I'm like, this is what's wrong with America. 32 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:38,080 This is why everybody's fat and lazy. 33 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:41,440 It's because of Nike putting their goddamn fucking. 34 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:44,880 It's like those get your shoes. 35 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,480 You just slipped them on. 36 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:48,600 You don't have to fucking bend over anymore. 37 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:50,240 And tie your laces and shit. 38 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,000 Fuck man. 39 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:55,520 So I would urge you to go to Nike.com and check out the athletes or 40 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:58,560 athletes or active wear section and you be the judge. 41 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,520 Oh, God damn it. 42 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:02,960 Now you're getting me started. 43 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,120 Shit. 44 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:08,800 Fucking shit. 45 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:09,440 Yeah. 46 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,400 Fucking clean, clean to that. 47 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:12,640 I got to take a sip. 48 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:17,600 I'm like, what the fuck is going on? 49 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:18,480 What are you drinking? 50 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:19,400 Soco, you said? 51 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:20,880 Yes, ma'am. 52 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:22,520 I can't do that anymore. 53 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,160 I'm trying to finish the bottles. 54 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:26,400 No, right. 55 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:30,800 I'm doing I'm still on that fucking staff are, you know, right? 56 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:34,360 That fucking Jesus, that fucking Jesus. 57 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:40,040 The Bible, that Bible story where Jesus turns like 58 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:42,760 water into wine or some shit like that. 59 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:43,600 Yeah. 60 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:45,400 Yeah, of course. 61 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:46,560 I'm fucking Catholic. 62 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,240 I mean, I made my first communion. 63 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:51,640 Shit, I'm surprised, you know, God still allows me to live. 64 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:55,200 Well, you let's all the pedophile priest. 65 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:55,600 Yeah. 66 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:01,280 No, sir, I'm not going to tell you my sins. 67 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:03,840 And I'm not going to say Ten Hill Marys. 68 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:06,480 But I put on the football field. 69 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:08,800 Yeah, I think I actually fell asleep 70 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:12,840 after I did my first communion and I had to say my sins. 71 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:15,080 But like I was fucking like, I don't know, nine. 72 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:16,720 Yeah. 73 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:17,680 Yeah. 74 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:20,720 But, you know, hey, amen. 75 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,800 Let's let's let's keep going. 76 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:26,520 I don't remember what I don't remember what the fuck I was trying to say. 77 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:27,880 Oh, yeah. 78 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:31,440 OK, so that fucking the I guess where he turns water into wine 79 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:34,640 and they don't run out and they feel like a fucking city worth of. 80 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:36,400 I know with all the fish and the. 81 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:41,640 Yeah, well, that's how I feel with this fucking big old handle of Bombay Sapphire. 82 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:45,560 This shit is just still fucking full and I'm trying to plow through this shit. 83 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:48,200 I'm like, this shit should have been gone like a month ago. 84 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:50,480 But if I was there, it'd be gone. 85 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:56,520 Bitch, yes. Clank, clank. 86 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,600 I wouldn't be drinking this fucking soco. 87 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,640 I'd be drinking fucking Bombay. 88 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:04,920 I'd be sitting on cloud nine like, yes, whatever. 89 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:06,240 That's all I got. 90 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:07,240 Oh. 91 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:11,080 I'm a while. 92 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:14,040 Hold on. I'm just taking an ad bill right now. 93 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,320 With my fuck. 94 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,600 Oh, my fucking soco. 95 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:20,240 So what did you do yesterday? 96 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:22,440 You just had a little too much fun. 97 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:23,520 So you're over. 98 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:25,320 OK, so here it goes. 99 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:34,200 So yesterday I decided to watch some Netflix and I this take. 100 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,000 You are all, dude. 101 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,280 And I was like, I don't like this guy. 102 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:40,920 And again, Paul, dude, what? 103 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:42,440 Jake Paul. 104 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,920 Oh, fuck that guy. Exactly. 105 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:46,720 You don't get me started. 106 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:50,640 I did not purchase the fight last night because guess what? 107 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,320 I got it for free. 108 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:56,960 And I was like, I hope this little Nate Diaz, motherfucker, 109 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:00,120 beats him. I love Nate. 110 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:00,960 Both. Yes. 111 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,200 Yes, brother. 112 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,360 Brothers bottom line. 113 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:04,920 Yeah, yes, exactly. 114 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:05,840 Bottom line. 115 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:07,120 Let's let's let's do this. 116 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,280 UFC, MMA, whatever. 117 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,720 The Diaz brothers, they're solid. 118 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,680 I I I I'm a fan. 119 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:15,920 I'm a fan. 120 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:17,320 Same here. 121 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:24,040 And I was thinking, well, let me just see because I watch the Britney Spears. 122 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:25,640 I watched documentaries. 123 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:26,920 I just want to see. 124 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:32,320 Let me just not be so bias on people because I'm quick to judge. 125 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,360 And I think all of us are. 126 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:36,520 Yes. 127 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:41,280 So when I watch a documentary, sometimes I'm just like, damn, 128 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:46,000 shit, I shouldn't be judging a book by its color or I shouldn't. 129 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:46,440 Right. 130 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:50,720 I shouldn't be listening to this online nonsense or whatever. 131 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:52,800 And this is really what happened. 132 00:05:52,800 --> 00:06:00,200 Wow. And I get a little bit of like empathy or or sympathy, either or if I write. 133 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:06,880 In your voice and so I watched the stupid Jake Paul documentary. 134 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:08,720 I'm sorry, it wasn't stupid. 135 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:10,600 I watched his documentary. 136 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:14,240 OK. And why didn't you watch it to the end? 137 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:17,000 But you watched enough. 138 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:18,760 I watched enough. 139 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:25,040 I got enough info in town to make my own conscious decision 140 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:28,160 of how I want to fucking judge him. 141 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,080 And boxers, yo. 142 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:31,640 Yeah. But you know what? 143 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,880 He he honestly, according to the documentary, 144 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:41,440 he was truly training to be a boxer and and and, you know, him and his brother. 145 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:42,200 And I don't know. 146 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,560 It just goes into it if you guys want to watch it. 147 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:45,800 I don't know. 148 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,600 But I can't tell their hair. 149 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:49,480 Their hair. 150 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:52,320 I know drives me fucking nuts. 151 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:55,440 I was like, oh, white trash, white trash. 152 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:59,960 You see white trash, if you think about it, he was in my mind. 153 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:01,480 Where are they from? 154 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:02,160 I don't know where they're from. 155 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,880 It was like Tennessee or. 156 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:06,080 Oh, yeah. All right. 157 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:09,360 Well, I think I think don't don't quote me. 158 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:15,280 But I kind of lost interest in the midst of watching his documentary. 159 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:20,320 But he was mowing lawns and then his brother and him had this beef. 160 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:24,120 He stole a girlfriend and then they decided to. 161 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:25,360 I don't know. 162 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:27,880 So I found out, excuse me. 163 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,560 I found out that they were having a fight. 164 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:32,360 And guess what? 165 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:33,960 I can watch it for free. 166 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:35,560 So I'm watching. 167 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:40,600 I was like, I a big boxing fan. 168 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:44,000 I mean, bitch, I love boxing. 169 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,040 Like anybody can choke somebody out. 170 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:48,360 I do love UFC. 171 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,520 I do love MMA. 172 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:54,400 I do love all that to do all this kickboxing. 173 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,960 I was in kickboxing since I was 19 years old. 174 00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:00,480 I do love all that where you can just use. 175 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,480 But I believe boxing is a sport. 176 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:08,880 Like who can just put your dukes up for 10 fucking rounds like that? 177 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:10,960 It's hard if you ever try. 178 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:13,440 You watched the whole fight last night. 179 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:14,600 Yes, I did. 180 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,600 Did it go all 10? 181 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:18,080 Yes, it does. 182 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:19,240 Oh, shit, man. 183 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:22,200 I just saw like the out and not the outtakes. 184 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:27,120 I was when I log when I woke up this morning, my phone was not blown up. 185 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:31,960 Like if if there's a fight on people will be hitting me up like, you know, with text. 186 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:34,440 And I'm like, OK, so my boy did lose. 187 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:38,280 But I didn't know anything about those two brothers other than their fucking 188 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:41,880 YouTube fucking people until Brogan said, oh, they're legit fighters. 189 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:42,880 I'm on the podcast. 190 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:46,760 I was like, fuck in Mayweather and Mayweather just laid them out. 191 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:50,360 He's like, hey, I want to be like right and tight. 192 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:52,920 And then I'm going to fucking just lay you out. 193 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:54,680 I just was just hoping. 194 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:59,720 But one of my boys from when I one of my old coworkers from Irvine, he's like, 195 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:03,360 he's like, those two guys are legit boxers. 196 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:06,760 Like you said, he's like, he's going to mop the floor with Nate, your boy. 197 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:09,720 And I'm just like, shit, I'm like, I don't I can't watch that. 198 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,520 I my heart belongs to Nate Diaz. 199 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:16,320 Yeah. And I, you know what? 200 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:21,000 I'm just going to say one thing. 201 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:24,160 Nate Diaz was a UFC. 202 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:27,800 Like he has scar tissue on his face. 203 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:30,120 So it they honestly. 204 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:35,240 So don't act like you punch his fucking face or his cheek. 205 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:38,000 You think you fucking did it? 206 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,360 He has scar tissue. 207 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:42,760 Scar tissue is very, very sensitive. 208 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:44,760 Right. 209 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:46,640 But did you watch the way in? 210 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:49,760 I watched the way in, well, like maybe 30 seconds of it. 211 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:51,360 I've watched on their Instagram. 212 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:55,280 I was like, when they put their dudes up and then fucking Nate, he tried to. 213 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,200 He did a kick and a slap. 214 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,200 He didn't hit him, though. 215 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:01,240 But I was just like, oh, I would love for you to drop your mitts 216 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:05,080 and the fucking ring and just stocked and slapped the fuck out of this guy. 217 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:09,520 I hope you find him in the parking lot when he's leaving the fucking bench. 218 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,200 Please do. 219 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:15,160 Just fucking put him in a choke hold because that's what you do. 220 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:20,040 But, you know, he's he's he's going boxing arena. 221 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:23,840 This is this is and boxing is a sport. 222 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:30,000 It really is who can fucking hold your fucking put your dukes up 223 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:34,120 for that many rounds and that long and punch. 224 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:37,360 And and it's just you're just using your arms. 225 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,480 This is this is a sport and I love boxing. 226 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,280 I love it for MMA. 227 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:44,960 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. 228 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:46,640 So what that means? 229 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,680 Oh, go ahead. I'm sorry. Oh, I'm just saying just like Mike Tyson, 230 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:51,640 Holyfield, all that. I love it. 231 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:55,600 I that's my genre. Right. OK. 232 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:58,520 So I I'm looking at my fucking hoodie. 233 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:02,080 I have a zip up hoodie that's hanging up on my coat rack right here. 234 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:07,400 But it's wildcard boxing, which is Freddie Roach's gym, right? 235 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,320 The wildcard gym. Oh, yeah. 236 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:13,080 Yeah. So anytime I wear that, somebody always fucking ask, 237 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:16,000 do you box and I'm like, what? 238 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,360 A, no, do I look like I'm coordinated enough? 239 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:23,120 B and C, they're like, they're like, well, you have 240 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:24,720 are you always wear this jacket? 241 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,800 I'm like, do you know who the fuck Freddie Roach is? 242 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,480 Like what? 243 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,160 No, I'm not a boxer. 244 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,560 Freddie Roach is God. 245 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,560 And I'll just leave it at that. 246 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:36,760 I'm like, just Google him. 247 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:37,880 I'm not going to get into it. 248 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:39,800 Clearly, you guys don't know your fucking shit. 249 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:46,000 Yeah. I well, I hate Oscar Del Jolla, but I mean, 250 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,080 oh, we all fucking do. 251 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,240 Team Shauna or Shayna Mowkler. 252 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,120 Yes, amen. 253 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:55,760 You know, he told me I would get an autograph if I had boobs. 254 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:58,600 And you're like, bitch. 255 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,200 Oh, my God. 256 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,400 He signed this napkin. 257 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:05,320 He's like, you get an autograph if you had boobs. 258 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:10,880 And unfortunately, all the girls I was with just got boobs. 259 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:12,480 They just bought them. 260 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:16,960 And I was like, can you sign my napkin? 261 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:19,160 Can you sign my napkin? 262 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,680 But it's but that's OK. 263 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,440 Fuck Oscar Del Jolla. 264 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:25,440 Like, I don't know. 265 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:31,880 I used to like you, but I do like the boxing as a sport. 266 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,480 I love it. Yes. 267 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:36,400 And I'm actually glad that. 268 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:41,960 This little Jake guy is trying to like ramp it up again. 269 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:44,560 You know what? I got to give you. 270 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:46,880 I will agree with you on that because boxing is dead 271 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,640 until this motherfucker showed up and started calling people out. 272 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,520 So, um, yeah, I would tell. 273 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,920 I guess they're good for something. 274 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:57,440 Yeah, but we don't need to write on tanks and we don't need to like do like 275 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:01,640 WWE or it used to be WSF. 276 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:07,960 I remember all the whatever, but we don't have to make it showcase so bad. 277 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:13,800 But hey, if you take it seriously and you are taking it seriously 278 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:21,000 and you're dedicated to it, then by all means, let's let's see what you got. 279 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:21,920 Let's let's go. 280 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:30,840 Let's go. I would love the fact to have boxing come back into this millennial 281 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:34,280 world and not all KFC you have. 282 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:38,360 Yeah, it's like we're not just going to choke you out and kill somebody. 283 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,560 Like like we're not going to tap out. 284 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:42,800 Let's let's have this one sport. 285 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:43,680 It's boxing. 286 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,960 It's been around for years. 287 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:56,040 I really respect the sport of boxing and I was very depressed. 288 00:13:59,040 --> 00:13:59,880 Dude, the fucking. 289 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:04,160 I don't know what round it was that I saw on Twitter when I woke up this morning. 290 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:07,880 Oh, I was just like, fuck, man, my heart is broken. 291 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:08,880 I know. 292 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,400 But you know what? 293 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,680 Diaz fucking did it. 294 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,200 Yeah, he has some scar tissue. 295 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,480 So what he was puffed up a little bit. 296 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:22,600 He fucking stood there and he took it. 297 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:26,200 He took it and he landed and I don't know. 298 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:30,040 I don't know. I guess it all boils down to the points. 299 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:36,840 And hey, kudos to little Jake and I hope that he really 300 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:41,680 resigns from YouTuber fucking prankster or whatever 301 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:45,640 and really takes this into consideration to be a boxer. 302 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,200 Yeah, we'll see. 303 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:51,160 We'll see. But I'll still root against him every time he fights. 304 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:54,840 Yes, but. 305 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,040 But I do. I do adore him. 306 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,240 Yeah, good. Thank you. 307 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:04,800 Thank you for bringing boxing back into the fucking scene. 308 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:11,800 On that note, let's segue into sneakers because I work down. 309 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:16,240 OK, so I don't know if you're aware, but Snoop Dogg and Skechers 310 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:21,000 joined forces, he fucking debuts Skechers sneakers, right? 311 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:27,200 I like right. OK, so they're like, you know how the bandana print is? 312 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,280 It's on the fucking sneaker. 313 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:30,760 Shut up. Right. 314 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:31,720 They're fucking tight. 315 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:32,560 They're kind of classy. 316 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:34,840 They come in red, obviously, for trip. 317 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:39,280 I'm sorry, blood or pyru blue and then they have the black. 318 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,560 And I'm like, I would buy the black. 319 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:43,400 How much do these run for, bitch? 320 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,760 One hundred and twenty five fucking dollars. 321 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:48,760 I'm like, is this out of their fucking mind? 322 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:53,240 I'm like, I can buy a pair of AJ ones for one fifteen 323 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,920 or Air Max 90s for one thirty. 324 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:59,880 So Skechers and Snoop, you need to get your fucking numbers right, 325 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:02,680 because that shit ain't happening on a fucking level. 326 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:05,920 Is never going to be one hundred dollars. 327 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,880 Give me a break. Yeah. 328 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,080 Now. Sorry. 329 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:13,720 Well, in my eyes, Skechers is never going to be 330 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,000 one hundred dollars worth of fucking shoes. 331 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,480 One pair. Sixty. 332 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,080 I would spend sixty dollars on. 333 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,040 Yeah, I would. 334 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,240 To the little flip. 335 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,720 Bons or whatever. 336 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:26,760 One twenty five. Get the fuck out, bitch. 337 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:31,280 Oh, sorry. I don't know if that was loud. 338 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,640 OK, it was loud. 339 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:35,920 I like to hear the ice because it's hot here. 340 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,640 Clank, clank. Yeah, clank, clank, bitch. 341 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:40,880 OK, so. 342 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:44,400 Clank, clank, clank, clank. Yeah, it's so early in the morning. 343 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,240 We're clinking. Girl, it's been a day already. 344 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,720 So I mean, I didn't really drink. 345 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,400 I don't I didn't drink on Friday. 346 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,360 I don't drink on Fridays anymore because I I need a drive 347 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:56,120 in the evening because I go hang out with vanilla gorilla. 348 00:16:56,120 --> 00:17:02,520 So Saturday, yesterday, I try to have a cocktail in the afternoon. 349 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:05,840 But my fucking mom has her her family. 350 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:08,280 I guess they're my family, but they're not. 351 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,280 I don't. 352 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:11,440 Cousins are coming over and I'm like, well, that's perfect. 353 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,520 I'll be in my room with my air conditioner on high. 354 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:15,320 So I don't have to hear none of you bitches. 355 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:20,400 I fucking got away. 356 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,840 Right. So it's a loving thing. 357 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,720 It's a loving word. 358 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:28,240 It's a loving word that she fucking at least she had fun with her. 359 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,560 I guess her cousins or whatever. 360 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:30,240 I don't give a fuck. 361 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,720 They're playing cards or what? 362 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:35,480 Well, no, they were singing Jesus songs to be honest. 363 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:39,120 And yeah, my mom is not one of those Mahjong people. 364 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:42,160 I think my aunt is my aunt is here for like the next two days. 365 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:45,920 And I want to say she probably plays Mahjong, but my mom not so much. 366 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,680 I kind of like Mahjong. 367 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,360 I've never played that. 368 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:57,680 Well, I had a little app on my phone one day and yeah. 369 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,480 I guess I could learn how to play it that way. 370 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,000 It just seems really complex. 371 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,760 It's like the I guess it's the Asian version of Domino's is. 372 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,360 Yeah, because I can play phones all day long. 373 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:13,080 I'm like, Domino, bitch. 374 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,120 I can do Domino's. I can do bones. 375 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,800 I cannot do Mahjong. That's too much work. 376 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,280 Yeah, it is. It is. 377 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,640 It takes a lot of mental space. 378 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,560 I could say more on that, but I. 379 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:31,600 Yeah, we're just say I'm racist and I'm like, no, you know what? 380 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,400 We're both Pacific Islanders. 381 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,120 Yeah, I'm like you're half Asian too. 382 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:38,200 So people will probably look at us and they're like, no, they're not. 383 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,680 I'm like, yes, bitch, I am. 384 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,080 Yeah, I know. 385 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:44,400 Well, I want to give people say people think I'm fucking being racist. 386 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,080 So I will leave it alone. 387 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,640 Let's leave it alone. 388 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:51,800 People say don't ever Spanish. 389 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,160 I don't I don't fucking know. 390 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,480 I'm not I'm because I'm brown. 391 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:57,640 I don't know. 392 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,640 I'm fucking. 393 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:05,560 I'm talking Pacific Islander and fucking white. 394 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:10,520 So get you can call me Charlie Trash or whatever. 395 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:11,720 I don't know. 396 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:15,920 Speaking of family, did your sister ever come home or is she still out like mingling? 397 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,160 Oh shit. Mingling. 398 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:21,720 Thank God she doesn't subscribe to our fucking podcast. 399 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,120 Bitch is on tour. 400 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,880 Bitch is on tour. 401 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:30,160 And this little dog, I feel so bad. 402 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:34,440 But I I'm actually never came home from like two weeks ago. 403 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,600 No, she's coming home. 404 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,280 I'm like, you know what? 405 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,400 She's living her life. 406 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,080 You fucking do that shit, bitch. 407 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,560 I was like, live your life and I'm going to be good. 408 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:47,960 But I found out that like she's talking mad shit about me to my family. 409 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,080 And it's like my. 410 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:55,120 Yeah, because she's trying to put the spotlight on me when the spotlight 411 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:58,200 should be on her and it's like, OK, yeah. 412 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:01,120 No, no, yeah. 413 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:04,920 It's pretty fucking shitty, but I'm not going to let the little dog die. 414 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,840 I have a soul. Right. 415 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,880 So animals over people. 416 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:12,160 But that's just me. That's me, too. 417 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:15,000 I was like, well, I this little dog doesn't deserve to die 418 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,640 because of your negligence. 419 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:22,280 Is your so is she is her dog with at your place or you're going back and forth? 420 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:25,640 No, I'm going back and forth every day. 421 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:29,080 I go and I was like, why give you two hundred bucks? 422 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,320 Oh, two hundred dollars. Yay. 423 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:32,280 You know what? 424 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,160 I can't get my fucking back, though, bitch. 425 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,280 I'm all about my time. 426 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,080 Speaking of fucking time. 427 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:42,080 OK, you finish your story and then when you're my story is finished, 428 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:42,920 I'm just done. 429 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:44,640 OK, because I keep cutting you off. 430 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,480 So I don't go to the doctor often. 431 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,680 The last time I went to the doctor was two years ago to get my blood. 432 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,000 All I want is blood work. 433 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,880 So it's a marker for me, right? 434 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:57,800 OK, so I find a doctor at Peer since I moved back home. 435 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,920 I finally found one that I guess I'm going to like. 436 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,720 So I'm like, I just need my blood work done. 437 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,880 I need a physical. I need to see where I'm at. 438 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:11,680 She's like, OK, I'm going to send you to the lab core and I'm like lab 439 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:15,120 core because I've only ever gone to quest diagnostics. 440 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:19,120 I don't know what blood blood or I guess what lab you guys have up there. 441 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,600 But we are what's. 442 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,360 You know, quest that's where I normally go. 443 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:27,520 I've only ever gone to quest diagnostics when it comes to getting blood work. 444 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:31,560 And like, yeah, so she's like, I'm going to send you to lab core. 445 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:35,520 And I'm like, that should have been a fucking red or a red flag right there. 446 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:36,520 I'm like, all right. 447 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:40,320 So none of their fucking lab corps open up. 448 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,160 The earliest they open is seven. 449 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,160 That's a problem. 450 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,680 I start work at six. 451 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,800 Quest diagnostics, at least the three locations, 452 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,600 in Huntington Beach, they open up at five a.m. 453 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:54,400 So I'm like, I could knock this out before work if I was living down there. 454 00:21:55,840 --> 00:22:00,280 So I'm like, I will go on Saturday when you open at nine, which was yesterday. 455 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,120 I get there at eight forty five. 456 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:06,720 Why was the line almost 100 people deep? 457 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,200 I am. Oh my God, like a DMV line. 458 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,200 I'm not exaggerating. 459 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,720 So I'm standing at the front of the line. 460 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,440 I thought it was the back of the line. 461 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,480 And they're like, you're here. 462 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,920 To get lab work. I'm like, yes, one of the people in line. 463 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,760 They're like, you have to go around back because this is the front of the line. 464 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:24,000 I'm like, oh, OK, girl, I fucking get to the thing. 465 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,440 And I hook, I hook around the building to get to the end. 466 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,400 And I look at I'm like, Jesus, fuck, what the fuck? 467 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,880 Everybody working at me like I'm fucking crazy. 468 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:34,320 It's eight forty five in the morning. 469 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,720 There's like almost 100 people. 470 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:39,080 I would say I'm guesstimating close to 90. 471 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,480 OK, I get to the back of the line. 472 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:42,320 I'm like, you know what? 473 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,160 Let me get up. 474 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,600 Get to the back of the line. I'm like, you know what? 475 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,000 Let me get on their website for a fucking appointment. 476 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,760 So I look for an appointment. 477 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:54,080 The earliest they have for a Saturday appointment is fucking 9 a.m. 478 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,440 I'm sorry, September 9th. 479 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,520 I'm like fucking. 480 00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:03,280 So I email my doctor who I haven't seen because she's like, you need to go to. 481 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:06,880 You need to get your lab work done at least 48 hours in advance. 482 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,680 My my physical was supposed to be this coming Tuesday. 483 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,000 You need to get done 48 hours in advance. 484 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,880 So we have the results by the time you show up for your appointment. 485 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:15,920 So I fucking emailed her. 486 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:20,120 I'm like, I'm not standing in this fucking line because that's a waste of time. 487 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:24,720 And you're going to have to book me out after September 9th for my fucking physical. 488 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,800 Yikes. 489 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,800 California sucks sometimes. 490 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:32,120 Well, yeah. 491 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:34,680 And then they fill out the questionnaire. 492 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:38,360 The questionnaire range from your average questions. 493 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:43,440 Like, do you exercise, do you drink like eight glasses of water a day? 494 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:45,080 Do you feel like you're overweight? 495 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,280 Do you know what they really say? 496 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:49,480 Yes. 497 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:52,120 And then it says, do you have guns in the house? 498 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,600 And I'm like, so I'm like, I just like I hit all the questions. 499 00:23:55,600 --> 00:24:00,560 Like if you when they're looking at this, I already I already know what that fucking survey 500 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:03,760 like they want all your answers to be in the first fucking column. 501 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,320 If it deviates from the first. 502 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,040 They have issues. 503 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,240 So I just fucking hit the first fucking column. 504 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,640 And at the top of my fucking survey, I put in all caps. 505 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,840 This is ridiculous with three exclamation marks. 506 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,040 Of course you would put that. 507 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:19,480 Yeah. 508 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:23,240 And then I had other questions like, do you have children in the house, which I don't. 509 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,080 So I left that. 510 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,680 You have guns in the house. 511 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,000 Do you have milk in the house? 512 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,640 That's not fucking spoiled. 513 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:30,640 Children stressed. 514 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,040 Do they do their homework? 515 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,480 I'm I'm those type of questions. 516 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,840 And I'm just like, what the fuck? 517 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,480 I'm like, I miss Orange County. 518 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,640 I don't know. LA County is like totally fucked. 519 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:41,800 Yeah. Fuck. 520 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:42,160 Fuck. 521 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,040 L.A. County. That's no. 522 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,120 Or I don't know. 523 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:47,120 But I was just getting there, though. 524 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,000 Everything is like just. 525 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:50,920 No. 526 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:56,560 And I I'm so glad that I just fucking packed up my shit and moved north. 527 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:02,120 I hated it, but it's it's it's nice. 528 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,840 You got to thank your mom, but then you don't got to thank your mom. 529 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,480 Yeah, I'm just like, yeah. 530 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:07,800 Fuck, fuck that shit. 531 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:08,560 I'm so glad. 532 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,360 Fuck, I fuck all you. 533 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:12,520 My family talking about my family. 534 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:13,440 Right. 535 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,280 It's just done. 536 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,520 And when I came up north, it. 537 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,600 I didn't know what I was doing, but hey. 538 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,680 So how long were you up in Oregon before? 539 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:27,000 How long were you living there before you found the house that you bought? 540 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,920 I was living here for about two years. 541 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,520 So you were renting an apartment then or you were? 542 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:34,320 No, I was. 543 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:38,080 I was renting what they call a duplex and. 544 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,160 Oh, a condo. 545 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:43,920 OK, I guess it was just kind of and they were the lady was like, don't worry. 546 00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:48,280 Your neighbor is deaf, so you can do what you want. 547 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:52,560 And I was like, OK, but I'm sure she can feel the vibrations 548 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:56,600 of all my speakers of my music. 549 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,160 But it was nice. 550 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:00,880 It was it was cool. 551 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:01,280 I. 552 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:08,240 I mean, hey, who doesn't want a three bedroom, two bathroom, 553 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,080 fucking place for 900 bucks a month? 554 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:11,880 I do. 555 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,400 And it was nice. 556 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,960 It was in the same city that you moved. 557 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:15,880 Are you about your house? 558 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,320 And are. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 559 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:24,440 And then I moved up the world and I bought a house and I fucking went. 560 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:26,480 We see. We moving on up. 561 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:30,800 Moving on up to the east side. 562 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,400 North. Yeah. No. 563 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,080 It's east, actually. 564 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,600 I don't know. OK. 565 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:40,120 But anyways, I bought a house and I was like, this house really? 566 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,320 I'm fucking buying it and I fucking bought it. 567 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,360 And I've been in the mortgage industry forever. 568 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,040 Oh, did you get the Saturday off that I'm up there? 569 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,920 Did you do your. Oh, my God, I'm still fucking. 570 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:59,800 I'm. Nicola and dining this dude. I'm like, are you serious? 571 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,000 Like, stop. He's like, I'm training you. 572 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,720 You can't you can't do this. 573 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:07,200 I'm here for two and a half weeks and blah, blah, blah. 574 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,120 Well, I guess next week you're just going to have to make sure that you're up. 575 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:13,680 I was like, OK, so, you know what? 576 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,560 If I'm not off that day. 577 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:23,040 Because I. You'll just make it or do another Saturday or like work next Saturday. 578 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:28,000 Yeah, and he's like, no, but you you're you're in legit training and this and that. 579 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,600 And you have to do these schedules and all this. 580 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,520 Do the schedule on Friday. 581 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,560 I was like, I don't know. 582 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:39,000 But this is I really need that Saturday off. 583 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,360 And I'm like, OK, fuck, if I don't fucking get it. 584 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:48,040 You can like either a. 585 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:53,800 Go with me to work and just take my car and just venture around. 586 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,120 No, I'll just no, I'll just fucking hang out. 587 00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:57,000 You know what I was going to say? 588 00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,000 There's a brewery in in your city that I found. 589 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,960 And I'm like, I will just hang out there. 590 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:03,440 Girl, one thousand percent. 591 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,960 There's so many breweries. 592 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,240 I'm sorry. And your city is fucking small. 593 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,080 I looked it up and I'm like, it looks like it's the size of Dwardy. 594 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:15,560 You I can't wait until you get here like on Friday night. 595 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,600 So I can just fucking show you like, hey, dude, 596 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,000 the womb. Let's do this. 597 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,040 What time you get off work? 598 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:22,880 How long is it? 599 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,080 What time do you actually walk through the door at your house? 600 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,880 I walk out at 6 a.m. 601 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,000 No, I mean, what time do you come home? 602 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,840 I'm sorry. Oh, I come home around. 603 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:41,000 Five. OK, so I'll be in port or I'll be puttin around Portland and by puttin, 604 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,840 I mean staggering because I'll be drunk. 605 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,200 I'll be drunk. 606 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,000 Oh, there's so many little bars and breweries here. 607 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,440 You could. Yeah, no, but I'm going to I'm going to do Portland, 608 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,720 Portland, Portland, like downtown Portland when I arrive. 609 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,800 And then I will Uber to your, I guess, your house. 610 00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,160 Yes. And then from there, 611 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,320 let's go to the grocery store and pick some food up. 612 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:03,520 Yeah, for sure. OK. 613 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,320 That way I can just pay for everything and then I'll be all set. 614 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:10,800 I'll be home on Friday by fucking five. 615 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:15,080 All right, all right, perfect. So I'll I'll I think it's unless I get 616 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,840 stuck behind tractors. 617 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,840 OK, Bobby Boucher, I know. 618 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,720 Waterboy, what the fuck? 619 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,520 It's fucking crazy here. 620 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:30,640 I fucking I'm still getting used to actually have an actual freeway or it's like too late. 621 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,120 No, girl. 622 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,200 It's not freeways. 623 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,080 It's a it's a highway. 624 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,200 And God forbid you say. 625 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,600 Oh, I went on the ninety nine to go. 626 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,440 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 627 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,560 It's highway. 628 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:50,560 OK, so what that being said, Uber will take me from, I guess, 629 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,280 downtown Portland to your house, right? 630 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,600 Oh, fuck yeah. 631 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:57,960 They'll they fucking know, but just just don't don't say anything. 632 00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,360 Don't talk to them. 633 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:03,160 Just say, hey, no, I'm going to be fucking passed out in the back seat 634 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,120 because I'll be so damn tired from 635 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:09,120 the two hour the one hour fucking plane ride and then all the alcohol 636 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,760 coursing through my veins. 637 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:11,880 Fuck yeah. 638 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,520 Fucking snoring real loud in that backseat, bitch. 639 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:18,640 Well, you got to let me know what type of because we have one liquor store. 640 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,720 But I'm telling you to pick. 641 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,320 Look, just pick up a big handle of vodka. 642 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,360 I don't care which one because I'm going to mix it. 643 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,840 I don't drink vodka straight. 644 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:31,040 So I will mix that and then like maybe a 12 or a Guinness 645 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,040 because any other beer blows me. 646 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,040 Oh, well. 647 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:35,720 Well, guess what? 648 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:39,160 I got what the fuck do they call them? 649 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,920 We have these little fucking things that I go to the breweries 650 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,440 and they growlers or some shit. 651 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:46,720 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 652 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:47,720 Yeah, yeah. 653 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:53,240 I have a fucking good fucking beer that I will I'll I'll fill that up. 654 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,240 So yeah. 655 00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:59,840 OK, so get either what the fuck get like a dark beer like Guinness 656 00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,280 or a or a pale pale. 657 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,120 Pale Ale won't blow me. 658 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,480 Oh, well, we'll fill up the growler when you get here then. 659 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,000 Oh, perfect. Even fucking better, bitch. 660 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:14,040 Or you know what? I'll probably I guess can I travel with a fucking growler from? 661 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,720 No, you can't. I have him. 662 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:19,880 I already have like fucking 10 of them here, and they just need to be filled up. 663 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,880 So I can go back to the fucking brewery and. 664 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:28,080 Bitch, and then we'll need to order a pizza because I require a pizza 665 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:31,080 with extra extra pepperoni. Oh, one thing. 666 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:34,800 And we got this. I mean, OK, and I want carne asada. 667 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,840 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. 668 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,960 Do they have carne asada? Let me just say, I don't know. 669 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:48,000 I'm from Southern California, so I'm used to like amazing 670 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:52,520 Mexican food or is it lackluster up there? 671 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:56,520 Please don't tell me it is. It's fucking bullshit up here. 672 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,560 Oh, god. Damn it. 673 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,200 OK, so we're not doing a soda. 674 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,960 Thank you for telling me. Yeah, please don't. 675 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:05,400 All right. I guess it's New York. 676 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,280 Steak. I don't get it. 677 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:08,240 But you know what? 678 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:12,560 We can have some fucking teriyaki bowls and shit like I fucking I don't know. 679 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,800 I can make that. I can make some mac salad. 680 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:16,680 I don't know. 681 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:17,840 Thank you. 682 00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,800 We'll just go to the store when I get there. 683 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,680 Yeah. Yeah, for sure. 684 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,800 But the Mexican food here. 685 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,800 It sucks. 686 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,240 I'm so what the fuck? 687 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:30,680 Oh, well, it's worse than Taco Bell. 688 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,000 I will go to talk about. 689 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,280 I don't even understand why these people. 690 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,520 I mean, I guess this is what it is. 691 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,920 But it it's I don't know. 692 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:47,240 I'm biased because I I'm from Southern Kelly. 693 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,920 Yeah, I got some good shit going down there. 694 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:54,400 But up here, I'm like, what the fuck is going on? 695 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,000 I'm like, it's not even Tex-Mex. 696 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,480 And you know, now it's fucking trash. 697 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,720 It's it's fucking horrible. 698 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:03,760 Horrible. 699 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:08,920 I'm like, who puts fucking corn in their fucking refried beans? 700 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,840 Like, oh, what the fuck? 701 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,280 I know. 702 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:14,720 It's fucking disgusting. 703 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,840 And they do these sauteed onions. 704 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,960 Who sauteed the onions for a street taco? 705 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:22,640 Like, I it's just. 706 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:23,920 No. 707 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,200 Yeah, I'm like, this is all bad. 708 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,040 It should be on the fucking taco grill. 709 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,080 That's the way you're supposed to do the right. 710 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:34,880 And you just chop up the onions and the cilantro and you just throw that shit 711 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,920 on there with some radishes or whatever. 712 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:39,440 No, radishes. 713 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,440 Nasty. That's why we're you're my girl. 714 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:44,080 I fucking love radishes with fucking Mexican food. 715 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,480 So do I. 716 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,160 And I'm like, where's my fucking rat? 717 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,720 Real quick, are you a corn tortilla or a flour tortilla bitch? 718 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,240 I well, it depends. 719 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:57,280 If I'm having a burrito for a burrito, well, yeah, because they don't make corn 720 00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:58,280 tortillas, right? 721 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:03,560 Yeah, when it comes to tacos, corn or flour, corn. 722 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,160 Thank you very fucking much. 723 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,760 That's all I'm going to fucking say. 724 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:08,840 Fucking warmed up. 725 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,720 That's right, bitch. 726 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:15,640 On the fucking stove with no goddamn fucking like pot underneath it. 727 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:19,880 Or the, you know, the old, you know, the old, they, what do they, what do they 728 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,520 call it, the call or whatever the fuck? 729 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:23,320 I don't know. 730 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:27,840 I just have the house is almost on fire because my fucking corn tortillas get 731 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,520 burnt. Yes. 732 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:30,360 Burnt. 733 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,440 Yep. 734 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,560 I want some char on that shit. 735 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:37,560 I always do on my meat, on my fucking bitch. 736 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:39,480 Yes. 737 00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:40,240 Oh, fuck. 738 00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:41,000 People don't know. 739 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:45,080 We need to fucking start a fucking food truck here. 740 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:45,880 I bet. 741 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,440 No, I would be. 742 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,080 I would be like the movie waiting. 743 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,040 I'd be like fucking Naomi from waiting. 744 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,480 Okay, that's not going to work for me. 745 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,320 Well, we were not going to work. 746 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,360 We'll just hire some people. 747 00:34:58,360 --> 00:34:59,040 Okay. 748 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,120 And then we can just videotape everybody walking. 749 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:04,760 Yeah, we'll just have a little fucking, you know, I like making fun of people. 750 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,920 So that would be my fucking stick. 751 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,600 I'm like, bitch, I'm the fucking owner. 752 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,480 Let me do this. 753 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:14,560 So, girl, I swear I had a fucking idea. 754 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:19,120 I was like, there's all these fucking food trucks in my little town and they 755 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:22,600 just parked places and I'm just like, okay, I don't know. 756 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:25,760 And I tried them all and I'm like, this is shit. 757 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:30,280 And I thought I'm going to make one. 758 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:35,840 And I'm going to fucking invest in this potato, potato. 759 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,200 That's my fucking name, because guess what? 760 00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,320 It's just going to be a fucking baked potato. 761 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:47,200 And I'm going to put all the toppings on and I'm going to make the 762 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:50,040 the baked of the loaded potato soup. 763 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:53,680 I'm going to I'm down for the fucking soup, bitch. 764 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:59,600 Yes. And I was like, I can make a great fucking loaded potato soup. 765 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,840 And I was just thinking, hey, potatoes. 766 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,040 Needs bacon. 767 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:09,760 That inventory would be not too bad. 768 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,560 Like these fucking potatoes. 769 00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:19,880 Oh, I know I just have these visions, but we'll see. 770 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:30,920 Link, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink. 771 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:34,680 I know. 772 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,880 OK, so. 773 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,120 Oh, I know what I was going to tell you really quick. 774 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,000 Let's segue back to sneakers. 775 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,440 My fucking supervisor, I love him to death there. 776 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,640 I always find a new way to love him even more because he's fucking ridiculous. 777 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,800 This motherfucker shows up in AJ ones last week. 778 00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:56,560 And I'm like, Ivan, are those new AJ ones? 779 00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,720 And he's like, no, these are old. 780 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:00,760 In fact, I've thrown up on them twice. 781 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,160 And I'm like, bitch. 782 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,880 I'm like, if I find or what did I say? 783 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,800 I'm like, I swear to God, I love you. 784 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:13,160 But that you always find new ways to love you even more. 785 00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:14,840 Every fucking day I show up to work. 786 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:16,480 I'm like, I fucking love you so much. 787 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,600 He's like, yeah, bitch, I've thrown up on these twice. 788 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:23,280 These are most definitely not new sneaks. 789 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,320 Not no more. 790 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:29,560 Not no more. 791 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,640 No, no, bitch. 792 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:35,920 Shit. 793 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,920 Fuck. 794 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:44,400 I had a friend asking me if I wanted to buy some AJ ones and I'm a big fan of AJ ones. 795 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,720 And they were purple. 796 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,120 So it was a white, just purple. 797 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:51,520 And it was like, lame. 798 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,040 I don't I don't want that. 799 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:53,920 Fine. 800 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,480 What's your favorite color, by the way, because you're I don't know. 801 00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:59,880 I don't even know your I'm a big turquoise color. 802 00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:02,640 I'm or a baby blue. 803 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,480 I'm because I'm sorry. 804 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:06,480 But I'm a. 805 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,480 I'm a baby blue. 806 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:09,480 Oh, yeah. 807 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:14,400 I think I think I think Tart like North Carolina Tar Heels from Michael Jordan. 808 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,400 I like baby blue. 809 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:18,960 But I I'm a big turquoise baby blue. 810 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:28,760 I do like some red because sometimes I try to right like mix match my my shoe. 811 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,560 I'm one of those. 812 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:35,040 I like my shoes to match my purse, match my fucking whatever. 813 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:38,960 But yeah, and I was like purple. 814 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:41,040 There's just white. 815 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:46,440 Yeah, I was like, nah, and there's just the Nike sign was just purple. 816 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:50,960 And it was like, I don't got too much purple gear to wear. 817 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,320 But I have a black. 818 00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,640 Yeah, we're a lot of black and white. 819 00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:56,640 I was like. 820 00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:02,640 Nah, nah, I ain't doing this for a hundred bucks. 821 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,280 Fuck the fuck off. 822 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,480 I wish you wore my size because I would bring some shoes up for you. 823 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,080 Oh, I see. 824 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,440 I wish you were a what size for women. 825 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:17,120 I'm seven and a half women. 826 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,560 Yeah, you're like you're like, yeah, I don't know. 827 00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:21,000 And it's weird. 828 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:21,880 Don't work. 829 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:26,160 It's weird because when I was growing up, my sisters used to laugh at me and said, 830 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,160 I could ski without. 831 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,400 And I had big feet and shit. 832 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:33,320 But you do not have big feet. 833 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:34,880 I wear an eight and a half and sneakers. 834 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:39,360 I wear a women's nine because I need I need that extra half inch or I guess 835 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:42,200 half size because I wear the sneaker or god damn it. 836 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,120 I wear athletic socks. 837 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:48,840 I don't wear that thin socks. 838 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,040 Yeah, I fucking hate thin socks that the chicks wear. 839 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:55,440 I wear legit athletic socks that I guess are guy socks like copperware. 840 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,400 Yeah, the yeah. 841 00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,040 Amazon bitch. 842 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,480 You know what I'm talking about. 843 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:01,960 I'm fucking out those two. 844 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,520 They are fucking they are so fucking good. 845 00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:10,000 But I have to buy a size up to make our for athletic socks since that's all I've ever worn. 846 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,560 Yeah, I don't fucking yeah. 847 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,280 I do the same things. 848 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,440 But like I was just fucking damn it. 849 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,880 My feet like why are they so small all of a sudden? 850 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,640 No, I think my feet are just big. 851 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:24,880 I don't know. 852 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,040 Oh, my daughter wears no, my daughter wears an eight. 853 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,800 So like even they're even my my sneaker. 854 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:33,400 But she she says that my sneakers look weird on her feet. 855 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,040 And I'm like, no, but she wears Reebok. 856 00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,160 She likes to wear Reeboks and Puma. 857 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,440 She's not a Nike person. 858 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:41,840 Like like he's for like, I guess for running shoes. 859 00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:45,720 But like, like, I guess streetwear, she wears Reeboks and Puma's. 860 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:52,600 Oh, I like old school Adidas, like the shell toes and the shell. 861 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:54,240 Called shell toes. 862 00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:55,840 I think yeah. 863 00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:58,200 But like all their new stuff and fuck the Yeezy's. 864 00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:59,440 Those things look ridiculous. 865 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:03,240 But like all like their shit that you can wear in the gym for Adidas, 866 00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:04,120 they don't fit right. 867 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:05,440 Like they're extra wide. 868 00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,480 Even and I'm talking about the women's ones. 869 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,080 Like I guess I have a narrow foot. 870 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,280 I don't know. But Nike has always fit me perfect. 871 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,320 So oh, yeah, I love Nike. 872 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,480 I love, um, well, my AJ's. 873 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,240 I'm just always doing AJ's. 874 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:21,840 I don't even give a shit if it fucking hurts my foot. 875 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:27,520 It looks that's where I'm going with this because, um, I normally I 876 00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:33,480 I guess if I need a fit, if I want to wear the shoe and, um, walking it 877 00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:37,600 and like being it all day or whatever, it needs to be the men's seven and a half. 878 00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,400 But that's a rare fucking size. 879 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:43,200 And it's like only one or two are available, even on the fucking website. 880 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:43,960 Yeah. 881 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:48,040 But like, so I normally just buy the boys seven, which is the biggest 882 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,560 size that's available. 883 00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:51,720 So it's like it's really fucking tight. 884 00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:54,160 So if I need to be in that shoe all day, it's not going to happen. 885 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,560 Like if I'm going to be sitting at work, I can do it. 886 00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:57,520 Yeah, I know. 887 00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,720 And you're at the top of your foot just starts. 888 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:04,920 You're saying, you know, so I'm going to be out all day or if I'm going out 889 00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,880 or actually doing shit, I'm like, I can't wear my shoes. 890 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,960 Like, can I just take my shoes off for a minute? 891 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,000 Let my boy. 892 00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:11,600 Yeah. 893 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,800 My little kid, AJ, one is what I call him. 894 00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:14,560 Yeah. 895 00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:16,400 Oh my gosh. 896 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:16,960 Yeah. 897 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:20,840 I can't wait till you come up here and you see all my shoes. 898 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:21,440 Yeah. 899 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,120 Um, your whole genetic. 900 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,560 Yeah. 901 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:28,920 How are you with the heels? 902 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,160 Oh, I fucking hate heels. 903 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:33,080 I do too. 904 00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:34,240 They're only good for the bedroom. 905 00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:34,960 And you know what? 906 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,000 I got rid of all them. 907 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,280 I'm like, um, I will just buy a new pair when the time comes. 908 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:40,680 Yeah. 909 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:44,240 And you know, like when they're up in the air and you're on your back, that's about it. 910 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:45,680 Yeah, there it is. 911 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:49,000 And then the guy can take it off and that's all good. 912 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,640 But, um, it's like, I don't know. 913 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:53,200 I. 914 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:56,000 I like wonky ankles. 915 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:56,400 I guess. 916 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:57,280 I don't know. 917 00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:01,920 No, but then like all the women, I mean, kudos to the women who do wear heels all day, 918 00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:07,280 but your backs are fucked up a and B your feet are hammer time fucking knocked up. 919 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,200 Like they're all fucking jacked up. 920 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:12,000 I like to look at my feet and my feet are kind of pretty. 921 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,160 So I like to keep them looking like that. 922 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:19,280 And the way I wear it or the way you make that happen is you don't wear fucking heels every day. 923 00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:21,120 Thank you. 924 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:24,880 Thank you. My feet are fucking amazing. 925 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,000 And you know what? 926 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:27,600 I fucking look at that. 927 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:34,080 You know, my daddy used to say, you have Flintstone feet and that's okay because all my toes just. 928 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,120 They're like Flintstone feet, but. 929 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:40,320 They're great. 930 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:41,280 They're beautiful. 931 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:44,000 Yeah, but you know how like your toe goes in? 932 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,840 You know how like some women's big toe goes in because they wear their fucking heels? 933 00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:48,800 You know what I'm talking about, right? 934 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:49,440 Exactly. 935 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:50,240 Exactly. 936 00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:52,560 I have Flintstone feet because I wear. 937 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,920 That's not your foot is not supposed to look fucking jacked up. 938 00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,240 Stop wearing those fucking shoes, bitch. 939 00:43:58,240 --> 00:43:58,720 Yep. 940 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,320 And I don't give a shit. 941 00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:03,600 I could pick up shit with my foot on the floor. 942 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:08,480 If I have a fucking towel or something, I'm picking up with my feet. 943 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:09,600 I don't give a fuck. 944 00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:09,920 Okay. 945 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:11,120 Well, I'm not that far advanced. 946 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:12,640 I guess I need to get on that. 947 00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:15,600 But my feet are fucking pretty. 948 00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:18,800 They may be Flintstone feet, but they're painted pretty. 949 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,040 And they're clean. 950 00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:22,000 They don't sweat. 951 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:22,800 I fucking. 952 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:24,800 You know what? 953 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,560 I'm not trying to do a foot date with you. 954 00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:30,480 I don't know what the fuck is going on, but I didn't need to know that, but I'm glad I do. 955 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:31,440 Yeah. 956 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:33,680 You know what? 957 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,600 When we get the hot stuff. 958 00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,360 Women's feet sweat then? 959 00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:38,400 Or what are you trying to tell me? 960 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:39,280 I didn't know that. 961 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:43,840 Well, that's some dude that I dated and he used to tell me, 962 00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:55,040 Oh, your feet are so pretty because the other girl I was with has sweaty nasty feet. 963 00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,520 And I'm like, I know. 964 00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:01,280 And I'm like, well, who the fuck am I being with at this point? 965 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,960 Like if you wait, how do you get sweaty nasty feet though? 966 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,200 Like you don't take your socks and shoes off when you get. 967 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:08,720 Yeah, you don't shower. 968 00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:10,480 You don't fucking I don't fucking know. 969 00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:11,360 I'm sorry. 970 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,440 I am so disgusted right now. 971 00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:13,920 Yeah. 972 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,600 And it was a chick, not a dude. 973 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:21,200 It was a chick that and the guy told me that. 974 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:22,000 Yeah. 975 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:27,840 Well, he has some sweaty nasty feet and I'm like, nasty. 976 00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:31,200 I was like, well, what did you do for a living? 977 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,120 What did she he's like, nothing. 978 00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:35,280 That's even worse. 979 00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:37,840 Oh my God. 980 00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,000 I can see if she was like maybe a garbage. 981 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:40,560 Yeah. 982 00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:43,040 A trash man or some shit like that are working out 983 00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:46,400 in the fucking yard or she had to put on those little fucking 984 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,480 still toe boots or whatever. 985 00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:49,440 I don't know. 986 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:53,520 Maybe she has some little shitty feet, but I don't know. 987 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:53,840 Fuck. 988 00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,240 Yeah, I'm going to need to Google that shit. 989 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,000 Like how do people get ill? 990 00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,680 Maybe I don't I don't want to Google that because images will come up. 991 00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:02,800 Don't even Google it. 992 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:05,600 Better than me. 993 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:06,240 How about that? 994 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:09,440 All I know is my feet are pretty. 995 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,520 I mean, they may even look like Flintstone feet. 996 00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:14,080 Like my dad said, but they're cute. 997 00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:16,720 That's right, but they're clean. 998 00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:18,240 I don't have no bunions. 999 00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:21,200 I don't have never had that issue. 1000 00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:22,080 Thank God. 1001 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,240 Yeah, because I don't wear heels and walk in them. 1002 00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,240 Yeah, we're not like Barbie with what? 1003 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,160 Well, we're flat feet. 1004 00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,560 Yeah, I don't really I guess I have an arch, but I don't really have an arch 1005 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,400 because I've seen flat footed people. 1006 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:40,000 My best best friend other than you Darcy, 1007 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,240 she has a fucking arch for days. 1008 00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:44,880 And I'm like, how the fuck do you walk on your feet? 1009 00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:48,000 Like her arch is like fucking like intense. 1010 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,360 And she's like, but she's really good at ballet, too. 1011 00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:57,200 So I guess that comes in hand with I do and be on your toes all day. 1012 00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:57,760 I don't know. 1013 00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:03,520 She used to do ballet, so I'm assuming that how to do doctor in to her insane arch. 1014 00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,920 Oh, I'm like, that just looks painful, bitch. 1015 00:47:06,720 --> 00:47:08,880 I'm just like, I'm going to put on my slip. 1016 00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:10,160 I'm going to put on my slip. 1017 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:11,680 I'm done. 1018 00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:12,800 Like it is. 1019 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:13,840 It is what it is. 1020 00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:14,880 I'm flat footed. 1021 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,560 Like, oh, I'm not flat. 1022 00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:17,360 I do have a. 1023 00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:19,280 Yeah, I know what you're saying. 1024 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,440 I have a slight arch, but it's not nothing like. 1025 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:22,640 Yeah. 1026 00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:28,640 All right, girl, I think we need to. 1027 00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:29,760 Oh, let's wrap this up. 1028 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:31,520 What's your rant for the week? 1029 00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:33,760 Oh my gosh, I really said my rant. 1030 00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:39,680 My rant was I fucking hate Jake Paul, but I'm sure you will. 1031 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:40,960 I hate him, too. 1032 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:43,600 But I do have to go ahead and go. 1033 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:47,360 No, I was going to say, I have to agree with you that you you thanked him. 1034 00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:55,360 And I guess his stupid brother for bringing boxing back into the spotlight for to make 1035 00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:56,480 it more mainstream again. 1036 00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:58,480 So I am thankful on that note. 1037 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:00,800 Yes, even though it's a rant. 1038 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:01,040 Yes. 1039 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,200 I'm just a poor sport. 1040 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,920 I bet it against him and I fucking lost. 1041 00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,120 So I'm a poor sport. 1042 00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:10,720 Oh, excuse me. 1043 00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:11,040 Okay. 1044 00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:12,960 So your other rant or do you have another rant? 1045 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,200 No, I was just a poor sport. 1046 00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:20,800 I was just I'm really like, you're not a poor sport. 1047 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:24,000 You're heartbroken like me because we both love ideas. 1048 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,120 No, no. 1049 00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:26,800 Don't bounce my rat. 1050 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:27,920 I just hate it. 1051 00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:29,760 I hate you. 1052 00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:33,120 I hate you two versus right. 1053 00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:34,880 Shit. 1054 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:35,200 Okay. 1055 00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:43,120 So my rant, I was taking a walk yesterday and I'm fucking kind of old, not really. 1056 00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:50,640 But I my rant is I walk on the sidewalk because it's called a sidewalk. 1057 00:48:50,640 --> 00:49:02,320 I cannot stand when people on their motherfucking bikes are on the side walk with me. 1058 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,320 This bitch comes up behind me. 1059 00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:05,120 He's like, excuse me. 1060 00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,120 And I'm just like, I'm like, okay. 1061 00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:13,760 And I just want to fucking take a bat and fucking take it to the fucking bike and knock 1062 00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:14,400 her off the bike. 1063 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:15,680 I'm like, this is a sidewalk. 1064 00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:17,280 It's not a side bike. 1065 00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:18,480 Sidewalk. 1066 00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:22,080 I'm like, God damn it. 1067 00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:24,160 Wait. 1068 00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:31,040 I want to dovetail off your rant because now I got a legit rant. 1069 00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:34,400 And like, I fucking hate merging. 1070 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,680 When you merge, we can go all day long about merging here in SoCal. 1071 00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,040 You used to live in SoCal. 1072 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,720 Oh, I, I, I do. 1073 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:44,240 So rent and I will end. 1074 00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:45,120 I will end that. 1075 00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:46,320 Oh, no. 1076 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,800 Well, you know, then you're going to feel my pain. 1077 00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:57,200 It's kind of like, do you speed up to get into the fucking flow of traffic? 1078 00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:57,600 Okay. 1079 00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:03,040 Or do you slow down and just kind of like when I'll speed up. 1080 00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:07,360 You were here in SoCal for a long fucking time. 1081 00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:14,720 Why do people in Southern California, when you are getting onto the fucking freeway, 1082 00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:20,720 when you're trying to merge from an on ramp to the freeway, why do people slow the fuck down? 1083 00:50:20,720 --> 00:50:23,120 That's when you're supposed to accelerate. 1084 00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:29,440 And then when you get off the motherfucking freeway on the off ramp, why do people fucking speed up? 1085 00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:33,680 That's when you're supposed to slow down because you're going to be coming to a motherfucking stop 1086 00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:36,000 at the end of the off ramp. 1087 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,680 Yeah, get off so slowly. 1088 00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:45,760 Speed up on the on ramp, merge, stop fucking making or causing the bottleneck, and then you slow down 1089 00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,600 on the off ramp, bitch. 1090 00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:49,120 It's not that fucking hard. 1091 00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:50,720 It's common sense. 1092 00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:51,680 Hello. 1093 00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:52,320 Okay. 1094 00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:54,160 I don't think anybody has common sense. 1095 00:50:54,160 --> 00:51:00,960 So that's another rant that I'm fucking sick and fucking tired of people not knowing how to merge. 1096 00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:03,920 Thank you, bitch. 1097 00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:05,040 Cling, cling. 1098 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,000 All right. 1099 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:14,080 On that note, I am Baruch Medusa and you are a pavmona bullets. 1100 00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:15,200 That's right, bitch. 1101 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:18,560 And thank you for listening to Top Shelf Hygienx. 1102 00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:19,920 We see you next week. 1103 00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,360 We bid you adieu. 1104 00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:21,840 Bye. 1105 00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:26,160 What up, bitch? 1106 00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:28,160 What did you do? 1107 00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:32,160 Oh, by the way, we are both on the same page. 1108 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:36,640 Oh, by the way, we are both fucked up right now. 1109 00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:37,760 And I said, you know what? 1110 00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:41,280 Today is a good day to record a podcast. 1111 00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:44,720 Yeah, you just woke me up from my booze snooze. 1112 00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:55,520 So what are best friends for that fucking right bitch? 1113 00:51:55,520 --> 00:52:02,400 So booze snooze, what were you boozing on before you snoozed out? 1114 00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:06,640 Um, well, for breakfast, I had some SoCo. 1115 00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:10,880 And then you went to work. 1116 00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:11,360 Yeah. 1117 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:11,760 Yeah. 1118 00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:13,120 Well, yeah. 1119 00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:18,480 And then for lunch, fuck, where did I drink for lunch? 1120 00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:21,840 I don't know if I could maybe some more SoCo. 1121 00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:31,840 And now I'm laughing because I'm totally fucked up. 1122 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:37,760 But now I'm drinking some moonshine inside of a bitch. 1123 00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:40,080 This is quite tasty. 1124 00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:46,640 Wait, what do you, oh, the moonshine, did you mix it with the coconut water? 1125 00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:47,040 Yes. 1126 00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:49,120 And it's fucking a mermaid. 1127 00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:52,720 So you're hydrating and libating at the same time. 1128 00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:54,080 I know. 1129 00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,560 I got to make it down the stairs to cook the kids dinner. 1130 00:52:58,320 --> 00:52:59,040 You know what? 1131 00:52:59,040 --> 00:52:59,920 Your kids are grown. 1132 00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:01,200 They can make their own fucking. 1133 00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:01,360 I know. 1134 00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:02,480 Make your own cuppa noodle. 1135 00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:04,720 That's right, bitch. 1136 00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:07,440 Okay. 1137 00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:09,200 So you know where I'm going with this. 1138 00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:15,040 I had Don Julio 1942 at a bar earlier. 1139 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:17,360 And that's why I'm like, we need to record this shit. 1140 00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:23,360 So I've never had Don Julio 1942 and all today's rappers rave about it. 1141 00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:24,640 Well, you know what? 1142 00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:29,360 Today's rappers are fucking trash because they are millennials. 1143 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:34,320 They are not almost 50 like myself and you're 43. 1144 00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:37,680 So you're not you're not anywhere close to being 50. 1145 00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:40,240 But I will tell you this. 1146 00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:46,320 Don Julio 70 is where you need to be or higher on the fucking chart. 1147 00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:50,720 So fuck Don Julio 1940 fucking to 1148 00:53:53,440 --> 00:54:00,880 I would rather have normal tresp generation's or Don Julio or any fucking 1149 00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:04,000 reposado because that's what it fucking tastes like. 1150 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,480 Like why the fuck is this so special? 1151 00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:09,280 It's not extra filtered or filtered. 1152 00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,000 No, it's not. 1153 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,480 It's trash, straight trash. 1154 00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:14,400 Oh, fuck. 1155 00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:15,760 All right. 1156 00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:16,400 Always on the calm. 1157 00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:17,520 Roll it out to the curb. 1158 00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:18,880 That's right. 1159 00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:20,880 Roll it to the curb. 1160 00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:21,680 Goodbye. 1161 00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:22,480 Never again. 1162 00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:28,720 So now I'm having I'm at home hydrating because I'm going to try and make leg day at the gym tomorrow. 1163 00:54:28,720 --> 00:54:33,440 I don't think it's going to happen, but cherry Bundy with like three shots of vodka. 1164 00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:36,240 Sounds great. 1165 00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:38,880 Sounds great. 1166 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,200 You know, oh my gosh. 1167 00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:45,760 And hydrate the way you do because that's what we do. 1168 00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:46,480 That's right. 1169 00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:47,360 On a Saturday. 1170 00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:51,040 In the afternoon. 1171 00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:53,440 Good afternoon. 1172 00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:55,600 Jay bitch. 1173 00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,200 What the fucking day? 1174 00:54:58,320 --> 00:54:59,840 I think I slept half the day away. 1175 00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:01,120 It's fucking like six. 1176 00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:04,240 Good for you because you work the craziest fucking shift. 1177 00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:06,240 So I'm glad you slept the whole day. 1178 00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:06,960 Yeah. 1179 00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:09,120 Well, actually I didn't. 1180 00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,200 I took the kids to the goddamn fair. 1181 00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:13,520 Oh God. 1182 00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,880 So is that the equivalent of the LA County Fair at Pomona? 1183 00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:18,560 Fuck no. 1184 00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:24,160 It's like the pinky finger of the fucking LA County Fair of Pomona. 1185 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:31,280 I just remember when you told me like back in the day when I guess when you were when you were 1186 00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:37,600 living in Pomona and you're like my boss gave me like a gift card for what was it called? 1187 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,600 John's Incredible Pizza Place. 1188 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:40,240 Oh yeah. 1189 00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:43,280 What's that place fucking called? 1190 00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:44,880 John's Incredible Pizza. 1191 00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:45,280 Yeah. 1192 00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:45,920 Okay. 1193 00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:52,240 And you're like that's more like um so I'm sorry it's uh Pomona Bullets fucking Incredible Nightmare. 1194 00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:52,880 Yeah. 1195 00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:54,000 Fuck yeah it was. 1196 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,240 She's like it was not Incredible Pizza Place. 1197 00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:58,080 You're like it's an incredible nightmare. 1198 00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,400 Like what the fuck and I'm like I never want to be there. 1199 00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,080 All I know is Chuck E. Cheese. 1200 00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:07,040 Chuck E. Cheese had great pizza because my daughter was was born in 19 in the 1201 00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:11,920 early 1990s and um yeah. 1202 00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:14,640 I don't know what to fucking tell you. 1203 00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:21,760 It was incredibly fucking retarded and there was nothing incredible about the pizza and it was 1204 00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:23,840 kind of a bitch. 1205 00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:26,640 It was like I don't know. 1206 00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:31,920 It was a fucking child daycare on fucking crack. 1207 00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:37,280 It there was a bowling alley miniature golf. 1208 00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:37,840 It was just huge. 1209 00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:38,960 Oh my god. 1210 00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,040 I went okay well I'm glad that. 1211 00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:47,280 Oh I thought it was just like a playland or whatever the ball pit like they had a fucking 1212 00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:52,080 and the tubes like the slides or whatever like Chuck E. Cheese had. 1213 00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:57,280 No they had that and some and some and some more. 1214 00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:01,520 It was just too many fucking prats running around. 1215 00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:02,560 I don't know. 1216 00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:04,800 I have kids but I hate kids. 1217 00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:09,600 Like please leave your kids at home if they're gonna fucking cry. 1218 00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:12,240 Just like shit I'm trying to have a fucking dinner. 1219 00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:15,520 I don't need your fucking kids screaming and crying. 1220 00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:18,080 I'm just trying to use this gift card and max it out. 1221 00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:20,080 Yeah for sure. 1222 00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:22,400 I was like fuck my life. 1223 00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:23,520 Like I just. 1224 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000 So fucking so done with it. 1225 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,480 These are the moments you're gonna cherish. 1226 00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:32,800 No fuck no these are the moments. 1227 00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:33,600 No no no no. 1228 00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:35,680 That's why I got my tubes tied. 1229 00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:39,040 Yeah I know I got mine burnt seared. 1230 00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:42,000 No I want to pull out my fucking uterus. 1231 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:42,880 You got yours burnt seared. 1232 00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:44,240 Did you get a reverse seared? 1233 00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:46,880 No there's no way doing that. 1234 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:50,320 I'm not playing the whole clamp well done bitch. 1235 00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:51,520 Yeah fuck that. 1236 00:57:51,520 --> 00:58:00,640 I ain't pro creating no more fucking tards like no. 1237 00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:02,720 Oh dear god. 1238 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:09,360 Anyways you have Amazon Prime right? 1239 00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:10,480 Oh fuck yeah. 1240 00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:14,080 Okay have you watched Goliath with Billy Bob Thornton? 1241 00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:15,680 No. 1242 00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:19,520 Okay I watched it like there's four seasons. 1243 00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:23,760 I watched it two years ago and I'm doing a rewatch. 1244 00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:31,680 It is a phenomenal fucking show and all I'm gonna say about Billy Bob Thornton is I love him as a. 1245 00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:34,160 As what? 1246 00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:34,720 Sling blade? 1247 00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:41,200 Well yeah no yeah yes a sling blade and I love him as a functioning alcoholic. 1248 00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:49,840 That's the only character he can play in my eyes and he plays it so fucking well so. 1249 00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:55,680 I'm like I'll be up there next weekend but I'm up there for a very short time so like if we can 1250 00:58:55,680 --> 00:59:01,200 sneak in one episode and you'll see and you're like oh I'm fucking hooked you can watch four 1251 00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:07,520 seasons and this fucking shit is ridiculous like he's a functioning alcoholic but he's a 1252 00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:13,760 lawyer and he's so fucking bored because he's so fucking smart as a lawyer is he's just like I'm 1253 00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:16,400 just gonna fuck off all the time and then I'll show up to court. 1254 00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:19,040 That's the way I see it. 1255 00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:25,120 But there's so there's so many dimensions with the characters in the fourth seasons 1256 00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:30,240 and I'm on the second season I'm watching it right now it's on mute but I'm just like oh my 1257 00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:36,160 fucking god this fucking all of these people should have won awards and I don't watch the award 1258 00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:41,600 shows because they're trash just like Don Julio or 1942. 1259 00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,440 Get in the trash bin with Don Julio. 1260 00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:51,760 1942. 1942. Not Don Julio 70. 1261 00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:59,440 What so what else did you do today besides take a boost news? 1262 01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:04,640 I took the kids to the fair and like I said. 1263 01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:10,800 Yeah so my daughter is your daughter trying to like already like be like I don't want to do this 1264 01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:14,160 because I'm getting ready to leave for college and yeah I'm moving out. 1265 01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:20,720 No actually she wanted to go so usually my kids are just like I didn't nobody wanted to go I didn't 1266 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:27,680 want to go my son didn't want to go my daughter wanted to go and reason being was the original 1267 01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:36,960 actor who wore the Michelangelo Ninja Turtles suit in the Ninja Turtles movie back in the 90s 1268 01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:44,400 was going to be there with the fucking turtle van he has a van it's all decked out. 1269 01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:50,800 And she wanted to she wanted to take a picture with them she wanted to see him and he was actually 1270 01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:54,400 going to be in the suit and I was like there's no way this guy's going to be in a fucking suit. 1271 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:58,400 Wait hold up was this the guy that you drew for the painting. 1272 01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:00,960 Yeah okay that's what I thought. 1273 01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:08,880 Yeah and my daughter just she loves Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and I it's my fault because I used 1274 01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:16,000 to like it and I kind of told them my kids you want to watch some real fucking shit this is what 1275 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:28,720 you watch. Howard the Duck and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Well Howard the Duck god damn it Howard the Duck. 1276 01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:41,760 Fuck I know well this is this is this is real shit this is what real people watch. 1277 01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:49,760 Okay so good news when I get up there next weekend it's supposed to be like maybe 15 to 20 1278 01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:56,720 degrees cooler than it is today up there. Oh thank goodness I don't know what happens. 1279 01:01:57,360 --> 01:02:03,760 Everybody over here you watch this fucking news I'm not a big news person I don't I'm not either 1280 01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:09,680 because my mom watches it 24 fucking seven. I think all like old people do they think they do just 1281 01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:16,480 because they have nothing else better to do that or the Jesus channel. Yeah just god yeah my mom did 1282 01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:21,840 the same fucking shit she told me do you watch uh she says this name do you ever watch him? 1283 01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:29,760 I said no I go why would I I go why what what is he is he a news reporter what the fuck is he 1284 01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:36,160 and she's like oh no he's a pastor like where the fuck would I watch that shit. My mom watches all 1285 01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:40,880 that fucking shit and you know what's funny when I used to live in HB and I would drive down the 1286 01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:48,880 405 to Irvine to work. The Trinity Broadcasting Network I don't know if you remember or if you 1287 01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:56,640 ever watched the TV. Oh yes really grand and all them. Well that place was alive and thriving 1288 01:02:56,640 --> 01:03:04,480 off the 405 South on the right side. Yeah and then the granddaughter claimed that somebody 1289 01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:10,160 sexually molested her or I guess sexually assaulted her right. I want to in that context and 1290 01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:17,280 I guess the two I don't know what the fucking husband and wife's name was but they denied it 1291 01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:23,600 and then all of a sudden it came out and that place shut down and I'm like oh well was that the 1292 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:35,600 Crystal Cathedral shit. No no oh my god I've been there. That's in orange but the TBN is off the 405 1293 01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:43,840 South on the right side before Irvine so I don't know what that city is right there but 1294 01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:53,360 yeah I don't know Orange County's fucking white trash but guess what I'll move down there I'll 1295 01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:58,560 move back down there eventually because of tax purposes. Oh yeah and you know there's clean 1296 01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:05,360 air down there. Yeah I'm like in the 626 because it's all fucking dirt and fucking smog. 1297 01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:13,360 Yeah I don't even smoke and have emphysema. That's right you know what else is trashed? 1298 01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:25,280 Don Julio 1942. That's all you need to know. Thank you for saving me $30 for a shot for a stupid 1299 01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:39,360 fucking shot. Where's your jetpack? Clink clink. He's on the curb with the trash. Oh shit. Okay. 1300 01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:48,000 Well trash day's coming around so I'm gonna get up. I'm gonna wait what? It's Saturday he's on the curb. 1301 01:04:48,000 --> 01:05:02,960 He's sitting on the curb. Your Islander family are they in Maui? No thank God. I just saw that 1302 01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:10,080 Maui's on fire I'm like okay I don't know how the wildfires happen but that's fucking sad A and B. 1303 01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:16,800 I don't know I'm supposed to go there in November so. Well fuck Maui. Okay yes I'm Islander and my 1304 01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:25,600 family were Kauai and the big island. Okay so not trying to brag but you know we're from the 1305 01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:32,480 best island out there but and the big island I have family on the big island too and okay. But 1306 01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:45,840 Maui's so well actually all the islands are tourist go-tos and it's just I feel bad but check it out. 1307 01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:52,720 We all know because well like me and my family we all know like what the fuck there's volcanoes. 1308 01:05:54,320 --> 01:06:00,560 Typically a fucking volcano shut. Like Jesus that's why we have fucking boats that's why we're 1309 01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:08,720 surrounded by water like we hear rumbling like get the fuck off the island ASAP and it rumbles for 1310 01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:16,560 two weeks prior so here's where I'm going with this so like I read the report like I guess the 1311 01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:24,320 Maui the government system with the I guess the bells and whistles like they're supposed to 1312 01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:29,840 alert everybody you know what I'm talking about like yeah in every day like what every week they have 1313 01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:38,400 like like the stupid fucking sirens because they're testing it in case of a tsunami I'm like 1314 01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:44,480 there will never be a tsunami and HB and if there is thank god please take me I don't want to be 1315 01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:51,600 after the fact because then I have to rebuild yeah but um I guess that shit didn't sound off 1316 01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:59,680 in Maui and I'm just like well I don't want to be I don't want to be a doomsday scroller or 1317 01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:04,080 whatever the negative term is but I'm like of course it didn't because it's fucking how it's 1318 01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:12,320 Maui and the government's only gonna do something if a natural disaster happens and obviously now 1319 01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:25,360 they will which is so fucking sad but here we are in 2023 so whatever hopefully I'm just hoping 1320 01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:30,560 your family's okay yeah I hope that's where I'm going with this I'm sorry no thank you thank you 1321 01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:39,360 yeah they're they're safe good but um I do feel bad but it feels bad too it's just like the entire 1322 01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:45,360 fucking island's burnt down yeah and I think the tourists are even more fucking sad we're gonna 1323 01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:51,440 rebuild you're not gonna rebuild an island bitch this is this is what happens this is mother nature 1324 01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:59,120 cleansing the population um yeah it's called natural selection yeah this is like oh my god my 1325 01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:07,120 favorite hotel burnt down like shut the fuck up second when I go in November my hostel because I 1326 01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:14,320 stay at hostel so the hostel better be open or I won't I will go to Quay rebuild the house I will 1327 01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:19,760 totally rebuild the hostel I guess or help build it whatever I don't know we'll see what happens 1328 01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:27,920 you got you got to go to Quay I got a cottage my family has a Airbnb cottage um a compound with um 1329 01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:36,160 six little cottages and it's pretty fucking awesome so quote god I don't know my g my geography 1330 01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:44,000 the geography is Kwawi on Maui or the main island no it's a it's a separate island it's another island 1331 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:51,840 oh yeah all right well I maybe we mean you should go there and out okay so we can figure it out 1332 01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:59,200 we'll figure it out in the next couple years okay cool yeah 1333 01:08:59,440 --> 01:09:07,200 geez my god geez I know my eyes keep watering 1334 01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:25,120 oh my gosh what's going on so I went so yesterday I went to a concert well where it's music in the 1335 01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:33,120 park that's what okay that's what they call it so I'm literally about a mile from the Willamette 1336 01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:40,000 River okay so there's this park and it's called the Riverfront Park and they do music in the park in 1337 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:50,960 the summers um on Fridays so yesterday was journey it's a cover band but I would hope so 1338 01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:59,840 but dude the fucking the the the the singer he's fucking Asian just like it's like the real deal 1339 01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:09,520 and he fucking can't say really yes and it was like holy fuck stop believe it okay so um are they 1340 01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:17,200 gonna be there next Friday when I'm sure next Friday I believe is 80s okay well guess what you're 1341 01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:22,320 gonna bring your fucking mind oh and by the way I'm staring at the box that I need to have 1342 01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:27,920 fucking mail out I need to mail out a fucking box to you with all my fucking shit because you know 1343 01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:34,560 I'm not fucking boarding a plane with my fucking shit this is how Baroque Medusa travels if you're 1344 01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:41,920 gonna travel and you're only gonna be there for like a solid 36 hours of partying you don't board 1345 01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:49,680 with your fucking shit you send your shit up there a week prior like your clothes your fuck yeah 1346 01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:57,360 yeah so I'm gonna do Monday because I've slacked off for the last week oh my gosh I will send it 1347 01:10:57,360 --> 01:11:04,000 out on Monday so that way I can just board the plane with my purse and like I guess my back camp 1348 01:11:05,280 --> 01:11:11,680 no no not even a backpack I'm gonna board with like my shampoo uh three ounce you know I'm talking 1349 01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:17,040 about the shampoo oh yeah but it's gonna be with vodka and tequila so I'm gonna put in my fucking 1350 01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:27,280 coffee I'm just asked for a coffee when I'm in the fucking plane yeah and then you can add your creamer 1351 01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:32,240 after the fact and by creamer I mean more tequila or vodka 1352 01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:35,120 tea 1353 01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:47,840 hey hey hey that clink clink clink clink bitch this is my fucking this is my my mouth spray 1354 01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:56,720 hey that bonacca shit oh shit you know what I'm sure kids these days don't know what bonacca is 1355 01:11:56,720 --> 01:12:03,840 really god damn it I need to fucking watch what I say let me get by the way I told the kids at 1356 01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:08,160 I'm like, have you heard the song groove is in the groove is in the heart? 1357 01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:12,720 They're like, no, I'm like, if you hear it, you would know what I'm fucking talking about. 1358 01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:18,360 But my girl Pomona Bullets thought it fucking time until she fuck. 1359 01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:21,120 I finally got her the fucking karaoke mic. 1360 01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:24,440 She's like, I thought it was roses in the book. 1361 01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:26,400 They're like, what? 1362 01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:28,560 I'm like, roses. 1363 01:12:29,480 --> 01:12:31,920 What roses in the book? 1364 01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:34,520 And they're like, we don't know what you're talking about. 1365 01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:35,760 I'm like, you know what? 1366 01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:40,200 Well, if you hear groove is in the heart, you'll be like, oh, yeah, I know what the fuck you're talking about. 1367 01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:41,000 You dumb bitch. 1368 01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:44,360 And I'm like, yeah, well, guess what, dumb bitch? 1369 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,240 That's what I'm fucking talking about. 1370 01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:49,080 Bitch, it's roses in the park. 1371 01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:52,920 It's called bullshit in the trash. 1372 01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:59,080 And by bullshit in the trash, I mean, Don Julio 1942 is trash. 1373 01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:06,400 So there's not a song where you just sang the wrong lyrics, but they fit. 1374 01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:13,200 You can't recall one song where you're like, I know I can recall many songs, 1375 01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:15,840 but I don't remember what I made up for those songs. 1376 01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:20,440 But roses in the park is the best fucking thing I can ever remember. 1377 01:13:20,440 --> 01:13:26,480 And I will never forget that when I have all timers or dementia. 1378 01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:35,480 Or like, I need your tourist 45 long to fuck me in the head because I'm not going to have anybody take care of me at the end of the day. 1379 01:13:35,480 --> 01:13:37,480 Girl, I got you. 1380 01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:41,480 You can see my optional pick what everyone you want. 1381 01:13:41,480 --> 01:13:45,480 And we can sleep with our little baby under our pillow. 1382 01:13:45,480 --> 01:13:52,480 And the next time we shit our fucking diaper, 38 snub nose, just like, let's go. 1383 01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:57,480 Yeah, because I used to think I'm going to use my 22. 1384 01:13:57,480 --> 01:14:01,480 No, no, no, because I don't I don't need to you won't will not. 1385 01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:03,480 It's not going to do the job. 1386 01:14:03,480 --> 01:14:05,480 It's going to be two and I will leave. 1387 01:14:05,480 --> 01:14:10,480 But here's the thing about the 22s, though, I'm sure you I'm sure you've watched. 1388 01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:12,480 Oh, your dad's a retired homicide detective. 1389 01:14:12,480 --> 01:14:13,480 Yeah, girl. 1390 01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:16,480 I'm a fucking marine. 1391 01:14:16,480 --> 01:14:18,480 And I'm sure. 1392 01:14:18,480 --> 01:14:23,480 You're well aware. You probably watched many of forensic files or CSI, whatever the fuck. 1393 01:14:23,480 --> 01:14:27,480 Oh yeah, crime, whatever the 22. 1394 01:14:27,480 --> 01:14:31,480 The episodes I've watched are research. 1395 01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:34,480 The 22 does not exit your fucking brain. 1396 01:14:34,480 --> 01:14:36,480 Yeah, or the dome. 1397 01:14:36,480 --> 01:14:42,480 If you if you get shot in the head with the 22, it doesn't exit your fucking dome. 1398 01:14:42,480 --> 01:14:45,480 So where am I trying to go? 1399 01:14:45,480 --> 01:14:49,480 So it'll just be lodged in your brain and it'll just travel. 1400 01:14:49,480 --> 01:14:55,480 But there's no way there's when it comes to forensics, like they can't pinpoint it at least 15 years ago. 1401 01:14:55,480 --> 01:15:03,480 I don't know about now, but there's something where the 22, like they can't prove it in court at least 15 to 20 years ago. 1402 01:15:03,480 --> 01:15:04,480 I could be wrong. 1403 01:15:04,480 --> 01:15:06,480 You know, times have fucking changed. 1404 01:15:06,480 --> 01:15:07,480 Shit. 1405 01:15:07,480 --> 01:15:12,480 You know, with a I and you know what is so fucking hilarious. 1406 01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:25,480 When I worked for the city of Long Beach, when I first started working there in 20 fucking 14, I still cannot wrap my head around 3D printers. 1407 01:15:25,480 --> 01:15:27,480 You know what those are? 1408 01:15:27,480 --> 01:15:29,480 Yeah, I print a fucking house. 1409 01:15:29,480 --> 01:15:31,480 You can print like a phone. 1410 01:15:31,480 --> 01:15:33,480 You can print whatever the fuck. 1411 01:15:33,480 --> 01:15:36,480 I cannot wrap my head around 3D printers. 1412 01:15:36,480 --> 01:15:41,480 And I still to this day, I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to print a phone. 1413 01:15:41,480 --> 01:15:46,480 To this day, because you're older, but you're not as old as me. 1414 01:15:46,480 --> 01:15:48,480 Pupona bullets. 1415 01:15:48,480 --> 01:16:00,480 So I grew up loving and understanding, I guess, the AI quote unquote version of Twilight Zone. 1416 01:16:00,480 --> 01:16:02,480 Yeah, yeah, that shit, right? 1417 01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:03,480 Yeah, yeah. 1418 01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:06,480 I totally understand AI in that context. 1419 01:16:06,480 --> 01:16:10,480 But like today's AI, I'm just like, dude, I'm so glad I'm about to be 50. 1420 01:16:10,480 --> 01:16:14,480 I'm fucking about to bow out and be dead in about another third. 1421 01:16:14,480 --> 01:16:18,480 I'll be dead in 30 years because I ain't gonna go more than 30 years. 1422 01:16:18,480 --> 01:16:20,480 Let's go there. 1423 01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:30,480 Shit, I'm just like all these like my youngest nephew and like anybody who's younger, like, I guess your younger son. 1424 01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:31,480 God bless them. 1425 01:16:31,480 --> 01:16:35,480 They're gonna have to go through a lot of fucking shit. 1426 01:16:35,480 --> 01:16:39,480 They fucking know, as a matter of fact, that 3D printing shit. 1427 01:16:39,480 --> 01:16:44,480 I heard that they, they make, they can do, they make guns and shit with that. 1428 01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:46,480 No, they can make anything and everything. 1429 01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:59,480 Like I'm pretty sure they can make like babies and my daughter actually came home from school one day and she, she's trying to play a joke on me because I'm constantly pranking her. 1430 01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:01,480 So I deserve it. 1431 01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:10,480 And she's not good at doing pranks or jokes. She tries and I always catch them like fuck thanks all for that shit. 1432 01:17:10,480 --> 01:17:17,480 But she comes and she has some Oreos. 1433 01:17:17,480 --> 01:17:20,480 And she's like, would you like an Oreo? 1434 01:17:20,480 --> 01:17:26,480 I was sure. So I grab like an idiot. I grabbed the first Oreo and the little tray. 1435 01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:33,480 It looks like a motherfucking Oreo. I swear. I swear. And I try to bite it and I'm like, almost chipped the tooth. 1436 01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:37,480 And I'm like, you know what? If I broke a fucking tooth, I would have knocked her out. 1437 01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:40,480 I'm like, oh God, I'm paying for my dental bill bitch. 1438 01:17:40,480 --> 01:17:46,480 Yeah. I'm like, what the fuck? And she goes, haha, it's a 3D printer Oreo. 1439 01:17:46,480 --> 01:17:50,480 It looked exactly like a fucking Oreo. 1440 01:17:50,480 --> 01:17:59,480 I mean, now that I think about it, I mean, it didn't crumble or anything. And it was, you know, but it was just a perfect fucking Oreo. 1441 01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:03,480 It looked just like it. I don't know how the fuck they did it. I don't know. 1442 01:18:03,480 --> 01:18:07,480 Yeah, it's crazy. 1443 01:18:07,480 --> 01:18:19,480 Fucking nuts. And my son has, well, he had, I don't, I don't think it works anymore. I don't know what the fuck happened, but he had one of those virtual reality things. 1444 01:18:19,480 --> 01:18:26,480 Shit. That was crazy. Have you watched the movie X, my Kena? 1445 01:18:26,480 --> 01:18:41,480 Yes. Okay. So everybody thought I was crazy because I fucking love that movie. I don't know if you like that movie. I love that movie because I'm like, this is where the human race is going. Yeah. 1446 01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:48,480 And they're like, you're fucking wrong. I'm like, oh no, it's been predicted since like the Twilight fucking zone. Like, have you watched the Twilight zone? 1447 01:18:48,480 --> 01:18:56,480 And we are so fucking there right now. Like, like that was the precipice. If I'm using the right fucking word. 1448 01:18:56,480 --> 01:19:05,480 The precipice. And like, I'm just like, you know what? I'm glad I'm going to be 50 and I'm going to bow out soon because I can, I can no longer do this shit. 1449 01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:13,480 So according to my daughter, boomer's going to boom mom. Yeah, I'm a fucking boomer and I'm going to fucking boom bitch. 1450 01:19:13,480 --> 01:19:20,480 I'm going to bow out in a little bit and kudos to you. You try to fucking make it in this fucking bullshit. 1451 01:19:20,480 --> 01:19:26,480 Yeah. Well, I guess what? I can read a map. I don't need. I don't need fucking Siri to tell me where to go. 1452 01:19:26,480 --> 01:19:28,480 I can read a fucking map. 1453 01:19:28,480 --> 01:19:47,480 I can write in cursive boomers gonna bloom boomers going to be dirty and not dirty, but they're I guess I don't know the way they the way that people say boomers are going to boom though. 1454 01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:58,480 Like they think of it negatively and I'm just like, okay, well, once we once the boomers die off and you have the millennials and everybody else. 1455 01:19:58,480 --> 01:20:08,480 Well, good luck to you guys. I don't have to be here for this shit. So I'm already falling out. 1456 01:20:08,480 --> 01:20:17,480 I know. I know what's going to happen. Enjoy your Don Julio 1942. I'm going to take my Don Julio 1970 and bow out. 1457 01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:21,480 How about that? 1458 01:20:21,480 --> 01:20:32,480 About that. Oh shit. Hey, you know, I was playing Trivial Pursuit with my kids the other day and I have an old. Oh, is that game still around? 1459 01:20:32,480 --> 01:20:43,480 Fuck no. It's old. I had to blow off the dust like it was an ancient art of stuff. You actually still have the card game or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. 1460 01:20:43,480 --> 01:20:53,480 Oh, I think I love you more. 1461 01:20:53,480 --> 01:21:04,480 So what questions were in there? There are probably no like current day questions. They're probably no. Yeah, exactly. So my dad, I guess it was his game. 1462 01:21:04,480 --> 01:21:08,480 He just decided, hey, you want this game? I'm like, fuck. 1463 01:21:08,480 --> 01:21:11,480 He's like, it's a kid because the little cheese. 1464 01:21:11,480 --> 01:21:25,480 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I took the game. I don't know. So we're playing games because sometimes in Oregon, we get the power outages because it's snowing a tree falls on a power line or whatever. 1465 01:21:25,480 --> 01:21:37,480 But it's not be 106 degrees or 115 degrees like in SoCal and they want to regulate your fucking electricity even though there's enough electricity on the grid. 1466 01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:48,480 Oh, yeah. No, that's not you. Okay. Just, you know, fuck SoCal Edison, by the way. Yeah. Yeah. And I heard your guys and Bill went up to some fucking bulls. 1467 01:21:48,480 --> 01:22:05,480 There's always going up. We won't go there. But yeah, fuck SoCal Edison and the state of California and Gavin Newsom. Okay. Anyway, so my dad, I guess he bought like different cards that didn't come with the game. 1468 01:22:05,480 --> 01:22:22,480 He could buy additional cards. And there was one that he bought and it said baby boomers. Oh, and I said, what? And so I pulled that one out. But holy fuck. I don't know how old this game is. 1469 01:22:22,480 --> 01:22:29,480 That game is fucking old. I haven't heard about triple pursuit in like years until you just said it. 1470 01:22:29,480 --> 01:22:42,480 And the baby boomer, what did the cards say or whatever? Yeah, I grabbed the cards. I'm like, I'm going to do baby boomers. Like, okay. And it was nothing but war. All about war. 1471 01:22:42,480 --> 01:22:58,480 Oh, dear God. Like the band or the actual wars. Like wars like civil war, you know, Vietnam, all this shit. I'm like, God, don't know what orange is. 1472 01:22:58,480 --> 01:23:11,480 I'm like, what is orange and my daughter's all, mom, this isn't Keppity. And I'm like, well, I keep answering all the questions. What is, what is, I don't fucking know. 1473 01:23:11,480 --> 01:23:18,480 Like, I don't know. The game went on for like an hour and the kids are like, this sucks. 1474 01:23:18,480 --> 01:23:31,480 You know what it really does. So yeah. Fine. Fine. And then we say this game called. Oh, you don't know Jack. 1475 01:23:31,480 --> 01:23:42,480 You don't know Jack. Is that a game? Yeah. So so the kids are like, fuck this trivial pursuit this fucking shit that you're trying to make us play. 1476 01:23:42,480 --> 01:23:54,480 So my daughter is telling me, you want to play a trivial game. I have the game for you. And she gets her. I think she has it on the Xbox or Nintendo Switch. I don't, I don't know. 1477 01:23:54,480 --> 01:24:01,480 Okay. But there's this game and she goes, you use your cell phone to answer. I said, I use my cell phone. Okay. 1478 01:24:01,480 --> 01:24:11,480 Like talking to it or what? No, it basically it gives you a code and you go to this website and then you punch in your code and you just connect to the, to the fucking game. 1479 01:24:11,480 --> 01:24:22,480 I guess. And so your cell phone is basically like your little, your little stick. Yeah. Or you're, or you're trying to. 1480 01:24:22,480 --> 01:24:33,480 And this game is fucking hilarious. It's fucking hilarious. You don't know Jack and it's fucking hilarious 1000%. 1481 01:24:33,480 --> 01:24:51,480 I, my kids had me fucking dying. I swear I was just like, what the fuck. And it also opened my eyes to the little fucking humans that I raised. I'm like, you are my fucking kid. 1482 01:24:51,480 --> 01:24:55,480 I would have never thought about that. Like there was a question. 1483 01:24:55,480 --> 01:25:06,480 You need to show me this next week when I come up. Oh yeah, we're fucking playing bitch. Like we're doing this. We are doing this because there was this you, you basic. 1484 01:25:06,480 --> 01:25:16,480 There was, there's a bunch of different games and different ways you can play and different, like, I don't know. So we played this one where it was like guess who or something like that. 1485 01:25:16,480 --> 01:25:32,480 So basically they ask a question and then you enter your, your answer. And then you have to prove it. Like, who said this, who said that you vote for the best or the funniest answer. 1486 01:25:32,480 --> 01:25:43,480 So the question was, who's the boss. And then my kids are like, and I think somebody called mom. And it was God. 1487 01:25:43,480 --> 01:25:53,480 And then another kid said, you know, Trump or some shit like fucking dumb. And then I put Tony Danza. 1488 01:25:53,480 --> 01:26:02,480 Or, you know, Alyssa Milano's dad. And then the kids are like, who the fuck is Tony Danza? Exactly. 1489 01:26:02,480 --> 01:26:08,480 Is Tony Danza still alive? I don't know. I gotta fucking Google that shit. 1490 01:26:08,480 --> 01:26:17,480 So mom on, did you ever watch soap operas? Yes. Okay. So Judith light used to be on one life to live. Okay. 1491 01:26:17,480 --> 01:26:31,480 Oh, did you ever watch that? I was a days of our lives. Okay. So your channel for NBC. So channel seven. And then did you ever watch the TV show like in, what was it? 1492 01:26:31,480 --> 01:26:48,480 Maybe the early 2000s, ugly Betty. Oh, yeah. I know. I watched a couple. Yeah. So Judith light was the mom of the mom of the executives, whatever, but she was on there. 1493 01:26:48,480 --> 01:26:55,480 But I fucking love Judith light because she was on one life to live and then fucking who's the boss. 1494 01:26:55,480 --> 01:27:08,480 Oh, I love who's the boss. I love Charles in charge. Yeah. Okay. So remember the remember the grandma or Judith lights mom on one life to live. Oh, yes, Mona. 1495 01:27:08,480 --> 01:27:18,480 The was there. Yeah. Ever watch the TV show soap. Yes. Yeah. She was on there. I fucking love that show from like the early 1980s. 1496 01:27:18,480 --> 01:27:26,480 I love soap. Oh, that's so that's so ridiculous. I love it. 1497 01:27:26,480 --> 01:27:41,480 And I missed the 1980s TV shows period and like it. Now that we're talking about this they remade because my daughter subscribed to peacock that remade fucking Magnum PI never was a magnet. 1498 01:27:41,480 --> 01:27:49,480 I girl, I was. I am not a magnet. P. I. person. You ever watch Matt Houston. 1499 01:27:49,480 --> 01:28:10,480 Yes, I met Houston and the Vegas show like where I want to say it was Robert Wagner as the star and like he would drive his fucking 1960s or 70s Corvette into his fucking garage and the garage would take the elevator up to 1500 01:28:10,480 --> 01:28:23,480 fucking sweet. Yes. Yes. Because you are and I fucking love cars and then you would have all the chicks up there with his fucking Corvette. I'm like, I would have fucking chicks or dudes up there too. 1501 01:28:23,480 --> 01:28:39,480 Yeah. Guess what? That shit is fucking hot. It was fucking I know this and Matt Houston over Magnum PI but Magnum PI I guess they have a remake and there's what I started watching and I'm like, 1502 01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:42,480 Okay, I guess it's cool. Not really. 1503 01:28:42,480 --> 01:29:01,480 I don't know. I just used to like Magnum PI. I liked it only because I was on a field trip and like third grade. And I went to the alley county fair and I got Linda Blair's autograph and Tom Selick's autograph. 1504 01:29:01,480 --> 01:29:14,480 Yeah. Excuse me. Linda Blair was on that fucking. Yeah, I was like, but I was scared to get her fucking autograph because I was like her head's gonna spin. That's all I knew her as. 1505 01:29:14,480 --> 01:29:18,480 That's all I knew her as. 1506 01:29:18,480 --> 01:29:34,480 That's all I knew her as because I was walking the exorcist, you know, with my hands over my face and my fingers kind of spread but then closed and I was scared. So fucking scared shit. I was scared of Chuckie. I was fucking scared. I was scared. I was a scary cat. 1507 01:29:34,480 --> 01:29:46,480 Speaking of the LA County Fair, I decided to be one of those PTA moms when my daughter was in fourth grade and I'm like, she's like mom and you know what I am not a PTA mom. 1508 01:29:46,480 --> 01:29:50,480 No, no, I'm not a PTA president. 1509 01:29:50,480 --> 01:29:55,480 You don't fucking say you're not a PTA mom. 1510 01:29:55,480 --> 01:30:05,480 Well, guess what? I signed up. So I signed up. She's like begging me because I never show up. I was never a PTA mom. So I don't show up to any of her fucking field trips or whatever. 1511 01:30:05,480 --> 01:30:12,480 I signed up for this fucking shit. I had to be responsible. I don't know for maybe five kids or one. 1512 01:30:12,480 --> 01:30:20,480 I was a school bus. We fucking take the fucking school bus to fucking Pomona. 1513 01:30:20,480 --> 01:30:25,480 Fucking hood by the way. 1514 01:30:25,480 --> 01:30:33,480 I don't know what the fuck we did. We saw the fucking animals. We fucking walked around. It was stressful because I had to reel them in. 1515 01:30:33,480 --> 01:30:42,480 I never I swear to fucking God. I think after that is when I scheduled my tubes to be fucking tired. 1516 01:30:42,480 --> 01:30:51,480 Fuck that shit. Oh my God, that shit is stressful as fuck. You know what's more stressful getting married. 1517 01:30:51,480 --> 01:30:57,480 Oh, yeah, I would assume bright zillas and that's right. 1518 01:30:57,480 --> 01:31:06,480 I mean, I have to fucking go. I don't know. That was the most stressful time ever because I had just watched the kids. 1519 01:31:06,480 --> 01:31:21,480 And I don't know whatever. I'm just glad I made it home and nobody yelled at me. How about that? I would tell myself, man, after I'm a single mom and I had to, I was like, when you're outnumbered, like fuck this. 1520 01:31:21,480 --> 01:31:30,480 I'm outnumbered by two. I don't know how these bitches just keep popping them out like fucking cookies and shit from the oven. No. 1521 01:31:30,480 --> 01:31:42,480 Uh-uh. If I, uh-uh, I have two arms and two hands. So that's about it. I'm going to grab you both by the fucking callers. 1522 01:31:42,480 --> 01:31:45,480 You're going to get run over by a fucking car. 1523 01:31:45,480 --> 01:32:01,480 Oh my God. I, I fucking, I did the same shit. I wasn't PTA, but I did the same shit. I signed up to volunteer at my son's school and he's going to this little, and it's here in Oregon. 1524 01:32:01,480 --> 01:32:09,480 So we're going, they call it the enchanted forest. I was like, okay, same shit. I had to be. 1525 01:32:09,480 --> 01:32:24,480 Like mushrooms or what's going on with the little theme park in the fucking forest. And it kind of reminded me of like bullwinkles or bullwinkles. 1526 01:32:24,480 --> 01:32:31,480 Oh yeah. By the way, that's still in Montclair, by the way. I just fucking re-op. I thought that was the family fun center. 1527 01:32:31,480 --> 01:32:33,480 No, it's still there, bitch. 1528 01:32:33,480 --> 01:32:34,480 Oh fuck. 1529 01:32:34,480 --> 01:32:37,480 If it's bullwinkles, whatever the fuck it is, it's still fucking there. 1530 01:32:37,480 --> 01:32:48,480 Geez. Okay. Well, they had like the little boats and or whatever the fuck bumper boats. They had like little roller coasters, but they were tiny. 1531 01:32:48,480 --> 01:33:00,480 Just little shit like that. They had this little fountain that would be and crap. And I don't know. They had these little tunnels that the kids could fucking crawl in like legit under the, I don't. 1532 01:33:00,480 --> 01:33:09,480 And that's where you, by the way, that's where you would get COVID from is crawling in the tunnels. Yeah. Like being in all the balls and dirt because you know, your balls deep. 1533 01:33:09,480 --> 01:33:11,480 Yeah, your balls deep in COVID. 1534 01:33:11,480 --> 01:33:14,480 Laugh it up, bitch. 1535 01:33:14,480 --> 01:33:22,480 So they gave me, I think it was like four, they gave me five kids, but thank God one didn't come to school that day. 1536 01:33:22,480 --> 01:33:24,480 So I had four. 1537 01:33:24,480 --> 01:33:26,480 Oh God bless. 1538 01:33:26,480 --> 01:33:27,480 Yeah. 1539 01:33:27,480 --> 01:33:31,480 Yeah. So I was like, thank you. You're a saint. 1540 01:33:31,480 --> 01:33:42,480 So I had four kids, one being my son. So I, you know, I'll pinch the shit out of him if he acts the fool. But I had so I had three more. 1541 01:33:42,480 --> 01:33:51,480 Oh shit. Why did they give me all I don't know. I'm just saying, but why did they give me the kids on like that have ADHD or some. 1542 01:33:51,480 --> 01:33:55,480 Oh my God. Thank you very much. That's where I'm going. Yeah. Thank you. 1543 01:33:55,480 --> 01:34:00,480 S June 19 CJ. 1544 01:34:00,480 --> 01:34:03,480 You know what they don't get it to me. 1545 01:34:01,480 --> 01:34:02,480 From kids. 1546 01:34:02,480 --> 01:34:21,480 Yeah, 1547 01:34:03,480 --> 01:34:05,480 Oh, myself. 1548 01:34:10,480 --> 01:34:11,480 by. 1549 01:34:10,480 --> 01:34:14,480 Exactly. 1550 01:34:14,480 --> 01:34:20,640 little fuckers and I'm thinking this in my head and but my son is just being so 1551 01:34:20,640 --> 01:34:27,680 stellar because he's fucking trained like I wonder why yeah yeah he don't act 1552 01:34:27,680 --> 01:34:32,600 the fool because you know that's right bitch but these kids are just like I'm 1553 01:34:32,600 --> 01:34:39,000 like excuse you no don't please cut get off that no we don't do that and I it was 1554 01:34:39,000 --> 01:34:43,680 the worst fucking day of my life like I and my son's like I'm so glad you came 1555 01:34:43,680 --> 01:34:51,160 yeah oh shit fuck so speaking of that so that was my daughter I want to say that 1556 01:34:51,160 --> 01:34:55,920 was like maybe third or I want to say that was third grade where we did the 1557 01:34:55,920 --> 01:35:02,640 the fucking Pomona fair I want to say fourth or fifth grade I decided to sign 1558 01:35:02,640 --> 01:35:11,200 up one more time and be an actual pta mom never fucking again anyways fuck the 1559 01:35:11,200 --> 01:35:18,920 pta and fuck them making me try to be this way anyways do you know the Long Beach 1560 01:35:18,920 --> 01:35:23,320 aquarium yes yeah okay so I signed up to be a fucking 1561 01:35:23,320 --> 01:35:32,040 nice chaperone for that fucking bullshit same fucking shit girl everybody's 1562 01:35:32,040 --> 01:35:41,240 running amok and I'm just like I don't know whatever the fuck on the way home I 1563 01:35:41,240 --> 01:35:46,120 was talking to I guess there was another mom that was chaperoning so me and her 1564 01:35:46,120 --> 01:35:50,240 were talking the entire time on the way home and like versus like you're talking 1565 01:35:50,240 --> 01:35:54,720 to that mom that mom is fucking like whatever because I guess the mom's son 1566 01:35:54,720 --> 01:36:00,440 was popular I want to say and what a popular whatever the fuck but then like 1567 01:36:00,440 --> 01:36:06,880 or I'm sorry on the way there so I'm like yeah well I'm like I need a fucking 1568 01:36:06,880 --> 01:36:14,120 adult to talk to I don't want to talk to you on the way home I was so fucking 1569 01:36:14,120 --> 01:36:22,600 spent from all these fucking kids I fell asleep on the fucking bus right home 1570 01:36:22,600 --> 01:36:26,520 and I don't know I don't remember where the fellow sleep I don't know who sat 1571 01:36:26,520 --> 01:36:32,960 next to me but I was so fucking knocked out but I was made fun of after the fact 1572 01:36:32,960 --> 01:36:38,280 I'm like you know what I'm so glad I got my tubes tied fuck all you kids fuck 1573 01:36:38,280 --> 01:36:43,560 that mom fuck the bus driver fuck everybody like just have one kid you 1574 01:36:43,560 --> 01:36:51,280 don't need to have more more than one yeah whatever yeah I just make fun of me 1575 01:36:51,280 --> 01:36:55,120 all you want yeah I had a really great nap maybe you should be taking a nap and 1576 01:36:55,120 --> 01:36:57,800 shut the fuck up 1577 01:36:58,600 --> 01:37:05,600 no you want to know what tops that I did it for the second time one for my son 1578 01:37:05,600 --> 01:37:14,360 and then I was like never again and my daughter G unit going on this trip and 1579 01:37:14,360 --> 01:37:20,600 it's an it's an overnight two nights as a matter of fact to where fucking nights 1580 01:37:20,600 --> 01:37:26,720 we were going to Bend so Bend is across the state kind of like closer to Idaho 1581 01:37:26,720 --> 01:37:32,880 the little I don't know it's it's Eastern Oregon where I'm in Western Oregon 1582 01:37:32,880 --> 01:37:41,280 okay so it was a fucking I don't know six hour bus trip to these volcanic tubes 1583 01:37:41,280 --> 01:37:48,680 and we were gonna it was her going to junior high so it was her like that the 1584 01:37:48,680 --> 01:37:56,000 field trip and overnight field trip so okay so I go and shit oh my god I hear 1585 01:37:56,000 --> 01:38:00,960 the hesitation in your well we don't sleep in a hotel and shit for two nights 1586 01:38:00,960 --> 01:38:10,040 some some school offered us their gym okay we they so boys were on one side 1587 01:38:10,040 --> 01:38:16,600 dad's sons whatever right one side and girls mothers whoever on the other side 1588 01:38:16,600 --> 01:38:23,800 okay you're being on the fucking wooden floor of course it's a gym yeah and but 1589 01:38:23,800 --> 01:38:28,040 I brought a pillow and a sleeping bag I thought I don't fuck I didn't even know 1590 01:38:28,040 --> 01:38:34,040 what to expect okay it's and oh son of a bitch and then my daughter guess what 1591 01:38:34,040 --> 01:38:40,440 happens you fucking start your fucking period like this is our first oh shit I'm 1592 01:38:40,440 --> 01:38:45,560 not even fucking prepared I have like tampons in my purse you're like use this 1593 01:38:45,560 --> 01:38:51,120 bitch like you know what we're gonna do we're just gonna wrap your fucking hand 1594 01:38:51,120 --> 01:38:57,480 with toilet papers a thousand times right I know I can know and then I had this 1595 01:38:57,480 --> 01:39:02,440 other little girl that I'm shaper running oh fuck and then she starts hers 1596 01:39:02,440 --> 01:39:09,680 oh yeah what the fuck okay that's yeah traumatic for myself so I'm like you 1597 01:39:09,680 --> 01:39:15,320 know what I'm gonna go home yeah I was like I can't do this shit and then I'm 1598 01:39:15,320 --> 01:39:23,560 on a bus and it's a six hour drive and we're hiking and we're Lava caves and 1599 01:39:23,560 --> 01:39:30,960 tunnels and no lava cakes whatever I'm like okay these two girls are already 1600 01:39:30,960 --> 01:39:36,680 full of lava and I gotta go can I please fucking get an Uber home all of us need 1601 01:39:36,680 --> 01:39:41,880 to go we all need to go home this is like and then we went on this fucking 1602 01:39:41,880 --> 01:39:47,800 hike some type the sisters three sisters or some type of fucking mountain I 1603 01:39:47,800 --> 01:39:56,200 don't know and I'm walking and something just on me and what something 1604 01:39:56,200 --> 01:40:01,840 do you like it just plops like falls and I'm walking on the top of you yes and 1605 01:40:01,840 --> 01:40:07,120 I'm like what the fuck like this kind of like what is that and June it's like mom 1606 01:40:07,120 --> 01:40:15,080 they're falling run I go what's fucking falling and running is for these fucking 1607 01:40:15,080 --> 01:40:28,720 caterpillars and they're huge yeah I was like I I'm not born to do this shit like 1608 01:40:28,720 --> 01:40:33,120 what the fuck do they just wait for a fucking human to combine like there's 1609 01:40:33,120 --> 01:40:38,240 one like are they leeches no they're you know they're just these huge fucking 1610 01:40:38,240 --> 01:40:41,920 caterpillars just falling from the trees and they're just you know what I am 1611 01:40:41,920 --> 01:40:47,720 never moving to Oregon ever yeah because you get spiders in your fucking rig 1612 01:40:47,720 --> 01:40:53,400 like I I don't know the other day I saw something that was like kind of 1613 01:40:53,400 --> 01:41:02,000 reflecting and my passenger side driving home from work and I just kind of you 1614 01:41:02,000 --> 01:41:05,880 know if you just see a single little web I just kind of use my finger and just 1615 01:41:05,880 --> 01:41:15,120 whatever and I'm driving and a fucking I'm gonna put my Sun visor down and this 1616 01:41:15,120 --> 01:41:22,600 fucking spider is just there and then it just like oh no no no no no no yeah they 1617 01:41:22,600 --> 01:41:28,200 get in your fucking car bitch like I don't even fucking know and so I live in 1618 01:41:28,200 --> 01:41:36,920 a forest no but you I guess Oregon is then is like Australia I will I will fucking 1619 01:41:36,920 --> 01:41:46,200 crash into whoever I don't give a fuck like just like I don't do spiders I do 1620 01:41:46,200 --> 01:41:52,800 not no I was telling Darce when I met up with her earlier I'm like I keep having 1621 01:41:52,800 --> 01:41:57,720 these dreams about spiders like last month like at least I had three dreams 1622 01:41:57,720 --> 01:42:02,200 and the fourth dream I was killing the spiders and I look I look up the meaning 1623 01:42:02,200 --> 01:42:08,640 of spiders you have a spider's in a dream represents an overbearing mother 1624 01:42:08,640 --> 01:42:14,480 figure and I'm like huh no fucking shit yeah or the fact that you're coming to 1625 01:42:14,480 --> 01:42:21,360 Oregon I know overbearing mother figure at my fucking place so yeah okay gotta go 1626 01:42:21,360 --> 01:42:28,280 oh I hate spiders there's these wolf spiders here oh yeah shit you not they're 1627 01:42:28,280 --> 01:42:31,640 fucking but you know what here's my thing like my daughter is so scared to 1628 01:42:31,640 --> 01:42:36,200 kill them or whatever like I have to kill them I'm like bitch you don't pay rent 1629 01:42:36,200 --> 01:42:43,280 here so I will fucking kill you with a vengeance yeah yeah have that be a 1630 01:42:43,280 --> 01:42:50,320 fucking roach like there there was like like if I walk my dog out like at 2 a.m. 1631 01:42:50,320 --> 01:42:55,560 in the morning like there's giant roaches like just hanging out like on the 1632 01:42:55,560 --> 01:43:00,200 main street and I'm just like I cannot step on you with my fucking shoes 1633 01:43:00,200 --> 01:43:04,600 because that shit is fucking gross you know I'm talking about you'll hear 1634 01:43:04,600 --> 01:43:10,600 that lunch and I'm just like I'm just gonna walk away from you I fucking hate 1635 01:43:10,600 --> 01:43:17,320 those things yeah they're disgusting and they can get so big yeah I remember when 1636 01:43:17,320 --> 01:43:23,600 David I would see those and they'd be on the wall one or whatever and I had an 1637 01:43:23,600 --> 01:43:30,560 apartment in SoCal and I thought it was waterbug or whatever the fuck you could 1638 01:43:30,560 --> 01:43:35,880 want to call him but they're fucking huge and they're gross they're gross and I 1639 01:43:35,880 --> 01:43:42,040 would like a fucking cup if they were on the wall I'd put a cup over it and I 1640 01:43:42,040 --> 01:43:46,720 would just slide it so I can be in the cup and that's what my best friend 1641 01:43:46,720 --> 01:43:50,520 Darce would do and like she would move it to where they make it like they can 1642 01:43:50,520 --> 01:43:56,760 leave oh I don't move it I would put a fucking like match in there spray I would 1643 01:43:56,760 --> 01:44:01,200 you know what I'm like it's a fucking roach or whatever waterbug and like I 1644 01:44:01,200 --> 01:44:04,920 can't deal with this shit like goodbye I would I would I would totally torture it 1645 01:44:04,920 --> 01:44:09,840 put some like fucking hair spray on it until it would freeze because you know I 1646 01:44:09,840 --> 01:44:19,040 got that aqua net cha cha net the blue can yeah the blue or the maroon can 1647 01:44:19,040 --> 01:44:24,960 that's what I would buy and when those the blue or the maroon can was out I 1648 01:44:24,960 --> 01:44:31,080 would buy I guess the purple can you know what it came out with a white can 1649 01:44:31,080 --> 01:44:37,920 with some pink little yeah that was like the that was the solid solid one 1650 01:44:37,920 --> 01:44:43,800 where it's like you can make a beehive and it wouldn't fucking nothing would 1651 01:44:43,800 --> 01:44:48,960 fucking phase that shit you have to wash your hair like three times to get the 1652 01:44:48,960 --> 01:44:56,560 fucking shit out but you would still have dandruff or yeah yeah that little 1653 01:44:56,560 --> 01:45:04,520 white crap and shit yeah fuck oh my god but that's the best bug spray ever 1654 01:45:04,520 --> 01:45:15,480 because period done spray that shit and they just freeze in motion forever yeah 1655 01:45:15,480 --> 01:45:23,560 like take a Polaroid picture yeah and on that note do you have a rant for today 1656 01:45:23,560 --> 01:45:26,560 because you know we're gonna hook up again tomorrow but do you have a rant for 1657 01:45:26,560 --> 01:45:38,080 today oh fuck yeah I do I have plenty of rant but what's your rant ma'am well my 1658 01:45:38,080 --> 01:45:47,760 rant is you know what I have so many I have to I'm it's in my head I have to 1659 01:45:47,760 --> 01:45:51,920 fucking go for it so I want you to start because I'm gonna pick the best one 1660 01:45:51,920 --> 01:45:59,640 okay so you start with your rant because I have like five right now so my main 1661 01:45:59,640 --> 01:46:09,080 rant is to anybody who goes to not a gym to a barn like I'm gonna live it up 1662 01:46:09,080 --> 01:46:20,120 and I'm gonna order Don Julio 1942 do not order Don Julio 1942 clearly you are a 1663 01:46:20,120 --> 01:46:27,840 millennial and you're listening to today's trash that's also a facade called 1664 01:46:27,840 --> 01:46:34,760 rap and maybe you should up your game to Don Julio 70 drink your Don Julio 70 1665 01:46:34,760 --> 01:46:43,200 at home because they don't carry that at the bar and be more classy stop being 1666 01:46:43,200 --> 01:46:48,480 trash that's my fucking rant bitch what's your number one and I'll have more 1667 01:46:48,480 --> 01:46:54,640 rants tomorrow but what's your rant for today I am sloshed but you know what 1668 01:46:54,640 --> 01:47:01,440 what's really what really pissed me off today and motherfucker is saying catch up 1669 01:47:01,440 --> 01:47:10,800 is spicy like oh my god you know what any but spicy like if you're still eating 1670 01:47:10,800 --> 01:47:19,440 cat cat's up there you go and you're like over maybe nine years old maybe you 1671 01:47:19,440 --> 01:47:25,560 should rethink your goddamn fucking palette and your palette is trash like 1672 01:47:25,560 --> 01:47:34,400 cats up should not be on your menu or I guess your condiments menu period I 1673 01:47:34,400 --> 01:47:41,160 have for elementary school yeah and I and the only reason why I'm saying this 1674 01:47:41,160 --> 01:47:46,880 is because we were at the fair my son is getting a hot dog and it's it's there 1675 01:47:46,880 --> 01:47:52,760 they made their own the hot dogs and it was nice it was a eight dollar hot dog 1676 01:47:52,760 --> 01:47:58,920 but the people in front of us were like no catch up but that's too spicy too 1677 01:47:58,920 --> 01:48:04,640 spicy bitch like I don't get me wrong I was at the grocery store the other day 1678 01:48:04,640 --> 01:48:12,800 and I did see Heinz has a sriracha the catch up thing yeah but you know what 1679 01:48:12,800 --> 01:48:16,920 they're only doing that to buy into the people who they're only doing that 1680 01:48:16,920 --> 01:48:22,920 because people no longer like cats up unless they're two years old yeah and 1681 01:48:22,920 --> 01:48:28,160 I'm just like what I always if I go to Carl's Jr. I'm like minus the cats up 1682 01:48:28,160 --> 01:48:35,960 I'll get a hamburger minus the cats up I don't you very much I mustard or b&a 1683 01:48:35,960 --> 01:48:42,320 yep I will eat my burger plain if they don't have that or like what's it called 1684 01:48:42,320 --> 01:48:51,240 the secret yeah no cats up so I'll eat a hot dog plain or with relish yeah my 1685 01:48:51,240 --> 01:48:58,080 rent is fuck the people that eat cats up like I and like you said unless you're 1686 01:48:58,080 --> 01:49:06,800 fucking 10 years old and younger go for it all day long but fuck and it's not 1687 01:49:06,800 --> 01:49:16,080 spicy so it's totally disgusting in 1942 I'm pretty sure the people who think 1688 01:49:16,080 --> 01:49:22,280 don Julio 1942 is like the top of top shelf probably love cats up how about 1689 01:49:22,280 --> 01:49:27,120 yeah and you know what they can all sit on the curb because it's not day to get 1690 01:49:27,120 --> 01:49:33,040 curbstomped how about that yeah yeah yeah get curbstomped you guys need a 1691 01:49:33,040 --> 01:49:40,760 better palette yeah fucking cats up and don Julio night was it 1942 my mom was 1692 01:49:40,760 --> 01:49:47,560 born in 1941 so I don't know why it's 1942 how about Don Julio 70 y'all need a 1693 01:49:47,560 --> 01:49:54,440 fucking get educated and no cats up yeah no cats up and fuck you hikes like I 1694 01:49:54,440 --> 01:49:59,400 don't give a shit I hate it I hate it and I hate the people that think it's 1695 01:49:59,400 --> 01:50:04,960 spicy it's not fucking spicy it's nothing but sugar yeah sugar and vinegar 1696 01:50:04,960 --> 01:50:21,520 together like it's like a douche it's like a fucking summer's eve but fuck the 1697 01:50:21,520 --> 01:50:30,040 people that like the cats up I don't like it sugar walls are natural I don't 1698 01:50:30,040 --> 01:50:37,080 need no spritz up in my walls thank you 1699 01:50:37,360 --> 01:50:46,280 cuz I'm shot a long time ago no okay and on that note you are Pomona bullets and 1700 01:50:46,280 --> 01:51:04,040 I'm Borekman this and we out bitches late late