1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 What up, bitch? 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:10,000 What did you? 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Oh, by the way, we are both fucked up right now. 4 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,000 And I said, you know what? 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Today is a good day to record a podcast. 6 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Yeah, you just woke me up from my booze news. 7 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:34,000 What are best friends for that fucking right bitch? 8 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,000 So booze news. 9 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:42,000 What were you boozing on before you snoozed out? 10 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Well, for breakfast, I had some soco. 11 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:50,000 And then you went to work. 12 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Yeah, well, yeah. 13 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:56,000 And then for lunch. 14 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,000 I could drink for lunch. 15 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,000 Maybe some more soco. 16 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:05,000 And now I'm. 17 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,000 You remember. 18 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:12,000 I'm laughing because I'm totally fucked. 19 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:17,000 But now I'm drinking some moonshine and son of a bitch. 20 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:21,000 This is quite tasty. 21 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,000 Wait, what do you all the moons? 22 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Did you make sure what the coconut was? 23 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,000 Yes. 24 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Okay. 25 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,000 So you're hydrating and libating. 26 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,000 I know. 27 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,000 I got to make it down the stairs. 28 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,000 You cook the kids dinner. 29 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,000 You know what? 30 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Your kids are grown. 31 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 They can make their own fucking. 32 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:46,000 That's right, bitch. 33 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,000 Okay. 34 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,000 So you know where I'm going with this? 35 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Um, I had Don Julio 1942 at a bar earlier. 36 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000 And that's why I'm like, we need to record this shit. 37 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:01,000 So I've never had Don Julio 1942 and all today's rappers. 38 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,000 Brave about it. 39 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,000 Well, you know what? 40 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Today's rappers are fucking trash because they are millennials. 41 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:13,000 They are not almost 50 like myself and you're 43. 42 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:17,000 So you're no, you're not anywhere close to being 50. 43 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,000 But I will tell you this. 44 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Don Julio 70 is where you need to be or higher. 45 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,000 You need to be here on the fucking charts. 46 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:30,000 So fuck Don Julio 1940 fucking to. 47 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:39,000 I would rather have normal trust generations or Don Julio or any 48 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:43,000 fucking reposado because that's what it fucking tastes like. 49 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Like why the fuck is this so special? 50 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,000 It's not extra filtrated or filtered. 51 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,000 No, it's not. 52 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,000 It's trash. 53 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,000 Straight trash. 54 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Oh fuck. 55 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 All right. 56 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Roll it out to the curb. 57 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,000 That's right. 58 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Roll it to the curb. 59 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,000 Goodbye. 60 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Never again. 61 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:06,000 So now I'm having I'm at home hydrating because I'm going to 62 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 try and make leg day at the gym tomorrow. 63 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:12,000 I don't think it's going to happen, but Terry Bundy with like three 64 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000 shots of vodka. 65 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 Sounds great. 66 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Great. 67 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 You know, oh my gosh. 68 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:24,000 I'm going to be in the gym and hydrate the way you do because 69 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 that's what we do. 70 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 That's right. 71 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 On a Saturday. 72 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 In the afternoon. 73 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Good afternoon. 74 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,000 Bitch. 75 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Fucking day. 76 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 I think I slept off the day away. 77 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,000 It's like six. 78 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Because you work the craziest fucking shift. 79 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,000 So I'm glad you slept the whole day. 80 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,000 I'm glad you slept the whole day. 81 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 I'm glad you slept the whole day. 82 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000 I'm glad you slept the whole day. 83 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,000 I didn't. 84 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,000 I took the kids to the goddamn fair. 85 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,000 Oh God. 86 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,000 So is that the equivalent of the LA County fair at Pomona? 87 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,000 Fuck no. 88 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 It's like the pinky finger. 89 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Fucking LA County fair. 90 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:10,000 I just remember when you told me like back in the day when, 91 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 I guess. 92 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,000 When you were. 93 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,000 When you were living a. 94 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 When you were living a. 95 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,000 What was it called? 96 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,000 John's incredible pizza place. 97 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,000 Oh yeah. 98 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,000 What's that place fucking called? 99 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 John's incredible pizza. Yeah. 100 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,000 Okay. 101 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 And you're like, that's more like, um, so. 102 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,000 I'm sorry. 103 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,000 It's a Pomona bullets fucking incredible nightmare. 104 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,000 Yeah. 105 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,000 Fuck yeah. 106 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 It was like, it was not incredible pizza place. 107 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 You're like, it's an incredible nightmare. 108 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Like what the fuck. 109 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 And I'm like, I never want to be there. 110 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,000 I'm like here. 111 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,000 I want to be there. 112 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 I want to be there. 113 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Okay. 114 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 And then I. 115 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,000 It's like to the whole. 116 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,000 Big step because my daughter was was born in 19 and the early 117 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,000 1990s and. 118 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Yeah. 119 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Yeah. 120 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 I don't know what the fucking tail. Yeah. 121 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,000 It was. 122 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Incredibly fucking retarded and there's nothing incredible about 123 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,000 the pizza. 124 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,000 And it was. 125 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,000 Son of a bitch. 126 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:12,000 It was like. 127 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:20,000 There was a bowling alley miniature golf. It was just huge. Oh my god. I went okay. Well, I'm glad that oh 128 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:28,560 I thought it was just like a play land or whatever the ball pit like they had it fucking in the tubes like the slides or whatever like 129 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:32,100 Chonoh, he's had no they had that and 130 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:38,320 Some and some and some more it was too many fucking 131 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:44,000 Brats running around. I don't know I have kids, but I hate kids like please 132 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:53,880 Just like shit, I'm trying to have fucking dinner. I don't need your fucking kids screaming and crying 133 00:05:53,920 --> 00:06:01,040 I'm just trying to use this gift card and max it out bit. Yeah for sure. I was like my life 134 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:03,040 Like 135 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:10,400 These are the moments you're gonna cherish no fuck no 136 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:14,600 I got my tubes tied. Yeah 137 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:22,960 Yeah, I know I got mine burnt seared. No, I want to pull out my fucking uterus burns there. Did you get a reverse seared? 138 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:28,560 No, there's no way doing that. I'm not playing no clamp. Well done bitch 139 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:33,520 Yeah, I ain't pro creating no more fucking tards like no 140 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,200 Dear God 141 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,000 Anyways 142 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:50,080 You have Amazon Prime, right? Oh fuck. Yeah. Okay. Have you watched 143 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,560 Goliath with Billy Bob Thornton? No 144 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:59,760 Oh, okay. I watched it like there's four seasons. I watched it two years ago 145 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:10,360 And I'm doing a rewatch it is a phenomenal fucking show and all I'm gonna say about Billy Bob Thornton is I love him as a 146 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,480 As what? 147 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,360 Yeah, no. Yeah, yes a 148 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:23,880 Sling blade and I love him as a functioning alcoholic. That's the only character he can play and in my eyes 149 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:26,600 And he plays it so fucking well, so 150 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:33,480 I'm like I'll be up there next weekend, but I'm up there for a very short time 151 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:38,040 So like if we can sneak in one episode and you'll see and you're like, oh, I'm fucking hooked 152 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:41,840 You can watch four seasons and this fucking shit is 153 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:48,400 Ridiculous like he's a functioning alcoholic, but he's a lawyer and he's so fucking bored 154 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:55,200 Because he's so fucking smart as a lawyer is he's just like I'm just gonna fuck off all the time and then I'll show up to court 155 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:05,640 But there's so there's so many dimensions with the characters and the fourth seasons and I'm on the second season 156 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:10,360 I'm watching it right now. It's on mute, but I'm just like oh my fucking God this fucking 157 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:16,560 All of these people should have won awards and I don't watch the award shows because they're trash 158 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:20,360 Just like Don Julio seven or 1942 159 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,120 Get in the trash bin with Don Julio 160 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:30,520 1942 1942 not don Julio 70 161 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:38,480 Oh, what so what else did you do today besides take a boost news? Oh 162 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:42,240 I took the kids to the fair and 163 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:50,120 Yeah, so my daughter is your daughter trying to like already like be like I don't want to do this because I'm getting 164 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:55,240 Weed to leave for college and yeah, I'm moving out. No actually she wanted to go 165 00:08:55,240 --> 00:09:00,880 So usually my kids are just like I didn't nobody wanted to go. I didn't want to go my son didn't want to go 166 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:06,920 My daughter wanted to go and reason being was the original actor 167 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:15,640 Who wore the Michelangelo ninja turtles suit and then ninja turtles movie back in the 90s? 168 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,440 It was gonna be there with the fucking 169 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,800 Turtle van he had he has a van 170 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:27,280 It's all dead nice and she wanted to she wanted to take a picture with them 171 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:30,400 She wanted to see him and he was actually gonna be in the suit 172 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,640 I was like this there's no way this guy's gonna be in a 173 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:37,360 Hold up. Was this the guy that you um drew for the painting? Yeah 174 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:42,760 Okay, that's what I thought yeah, and my daughter just she loves 175 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:49,560 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and I it's my fault because I used to like it and I kind of 176 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:55,200 Told that my kids you want to watch some real fucking shit. This is what you watch 177 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:04,800 How are the duck god damn it 178 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,720 Howard the duck 179 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:15,240 Fuck I know 180 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:20,480 This is this is this is real shit. This is what real people watch 181 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:25,560 Okay, so good news when I get up there next weekend 182 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:33,080 It's supposed to be like maybe 15 to 20 degrees cooler than it is today up there. Oh, thank goodness. I 183 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:41,080 Don't know what happens everybody over here. You watch this fucking news. I'm not a big news person 184 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:47,000 I don't I'm not either because my mom watches it 24 fucking seven. I think all like old people do they 185 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:52,040 Think they do just because they have nothing else better to do that or the Jesus channel 186 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:59,320 Yeah, my mom did the same fucking shit she told me do you watch that she says this name 187 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:06,920 Do you ever watch him? I said no, I go why would I I go why what what is he is he a news reporter? 188 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:13,120 What the fuck is he and she's like, oh no, he's a pastor like what the fuck would I watch that shit? 189 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:18,400 My mom watches all that fucking shit and you know, what's funny when I used to live in HB 190 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:21,060 And I would drive down the 405 to Irvine to work 191 00:11:21,060 --> 00:11:28,980 The Trinity broadcasting network, I don't know if you remember or if you ever watch the oh, yes 192 00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:36,340 Well that place was alive and thriving and off the 405 193 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:38,860 South on the right. Oh, yeah 194 00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:46,700 Yeah, and then the granddaughter claimed that somebody who sexually molested her or I guess sexually assaulted her, right? 195 00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:54,100 I want to in that context and I guess the two I don't know what the fucking husband and wife's name was 196 00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:58,980 but they denied it and then all of a sudden he came out and that place shut down and 197 00:12:00,140 --> 00:12:04,220 I'm like, oh well was that the crystal cathedral shit? 198 00:12:04,460 --> 00:12:07,520 No, no, oh my god. I've been there 199 00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:10,860 That's an orange but 200 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:21,380 The TBN is off the 405 south on the right side before Irvine. So I don't know what that that city is 201 00:12:25,140 --> 00:12:28,020 Yeah, I don't know Orange County's fucking white 202 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,740 But guess what I'll move down there 203 00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:38,140 I'll move back down there eventually because of tax purposes. Oh, yeah, and you know, there's clean air down there 204 00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:43,980 Yeah, I'm like here in the six to six because it's all fucking dirt and fucking smog 205 00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:53,780 I don't even smoke and have emphysema. That's right. You know what else is trashed don Julio 1942 206 00:12:56,780 --> 00:13:01,540 That's all you need to know thank you for saving me $30 207 00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:07,580 I'm not gonna stop for a stupid fucking shot. Right? 208 00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:11,340 Where's Jeff at? Clink clink 209 00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:15,420 He's on the curb with the trash 210 00:13:20,940 --> 00:13:26,700 Well trash stays coming around so yeah, I'm gonna wait. What? It's Saturday. He's on the curb 211 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:28,700 I 212 00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:40,220 Am your I your Islander family are they in Maui? No, thank God 213 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:43,980 Maui's on fire. I'm like, okay 214 00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:50,300 I don't know how the wildfires happen, but that's fucking sad a and be I don't know 215 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:55,980 I'm supposed to go there in November. So fuck Maui. I okay. Yes, I'm Islander and my family 216 00:13:55,980 --> 00:13:57,980 We're we're Kawhi and 217 00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:05,460 Okay, so not not trying to brag but you know, we're from the best island out there, but 218 00:14:05,980 --> 00:14:12,260 Um, and and the big island I have family on the big island too and okay, but Maui is so 219 00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:15,220 well actually all the islands are 220 00:14:16,140 --> 00:14:17,860 tourist 221 00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:19,460 go-tos and 222 00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:21,460 It's just I I 223 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:28,540 Feel bad, but check it out. We we all know because well like me and my family 224 00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:40,180 Jesus that's why we have fucking boats. That's why we're surrounded by water 225 00:14:40,860 --> 00:14:44,420 Like we hear rumbling like get the fuck off the island 226 00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:49,140 ASAP and it rumbles for two weeks prior so 227 00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:51,140 I 228 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:55,340 I'm going with this so like I read the report like I guess the 229 00:14:56,780 --> 00:15:03,860 The Maui the government system with the I guess the bells and whistles like they're supposed to alert everybody 230 00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:08,780 You know, I'm talking about like yeah, and yeah, like what every week they have like 231 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,100 Like the stupid fucking 232 00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:19,420 Sirens because they're testing it in case of a tsunami. I'm like there will never be a tsunami in HB 233 00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:21,980 And if there is thank God, please take me 234 00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:25,340 I don't want to be after the fact because then I have to rebuild 235 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:26,860 Yeah 236 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:33,140 but I guess that shit didn't sound off in Maui and I'm just like well I 237 00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:40,700 Don't want to be I don't want to be a doomsday scroller or whatever the negative term is but I'm like, of course 238 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:43,620 It didn't because it's fucking hell. It's Maui and 239 00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:53,900 The government's only gonna do something if a natural a disaster happens and obviously now they will which is so fucking sad 240 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:55,780 but 241 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,780 Here we are 242 00:15:58,340 --> 00:16:00,740 2023 so 243 00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:08,620 Whatever hopefully you're I'm just hoping your family's okay. Yeah, I hope that's where I'm going with this. I'm sorry. No, thank you 244 00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:10,620 Thank you. Yeah, they're they're safe 245 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:19,460 Good, but um, I do feel bad, but it's feel bad too. It's just like the entire fucking islands burnt down 246 00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:26,460 Yeah, and I think the tourists are even more fucking sad. We're gonna rebuild you're not gonna rebuild an island bitch 247 00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:29,740 This is this is what happens. This is mother nature 248 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:35,260 Cleansing the population. Yeah, it's called natural selection. Yeah 249 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:39,220 This is like, oh my god, my favorite hotel burnt down 250 00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:41,740 like 251 00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:48,460 Second when I go in November my hostel because I stay at hostel so the hostel better be open 252 00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:52,100 I won't I will go away rebuild the house. I 253 00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:58,180 Will totally rebuild the hostel. I guess or help build it whatever. I don't know. We'll see what happens 254 00:16:58,260 --> 00:17:02,860 You got you got to go to Kauai. I got a cottage. My family has a Airbnb 255 00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:05,020 cottage 256 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:07,020 a compound with 257 00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:14,980 Six little cottages and it's pretty fucking awesome. So cool out. God. I don't know my G my geography 258 00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:20,900 Geography is Kauai on Maui or the main island? No, it's a separate island 259 00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:25,620 Yeah 260 00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:34,420 Maybe we mean you should go there. Okay, so we can figure it out. We'll figure it out in the next couple years. Okay, cool. Yeah 261 00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:43,420 My god, I know my eyes keep watering 262 00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:56,980 Oh, my gosh, what's going on? So I went so yesterday I 263 00:17:57,940 --> 00:17:59,940 went to a 264 00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:09,740 Concert wall where it's music in the park. That's what okay. That's what they call it. So I'm literally about a mile 265 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,340 from the Willamette River 266 00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:19,220 And so there's this park and it's called the Riverfront Park and they do music in the park in the summers 267 00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:22,060 on Fridays, so 268 00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:24,540 yesterday was 269 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,260 Journey it's a cover band 270 00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:32,020 But I would hope so but dude the fucking 271 00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:39,980 The was the singer he's fucking Asian just like it's like the real deal and he fucking can't say 272 00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:41,980 Yes, and I was like 273 00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:53,300 Next Friday, I believe is 80s 274 00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:57,220 Well, guess what you're gonna bring your fucking mind 275 00:18:57,220 --> 00:19:02,060 Oh, by the way, I'm staring at the box that I need to fucking mail out 276 00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:06,380 I need a fucking box to you with all my fucking shit because you know 277 00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:12,300 I'm not fucking boarding a plane with my fucking shit. This is how Baroque Medusa travels 278 00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:20,620 If you're gonna travel and you're only gonna be there for like a solid 36 hours of partying you don't board 279 00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:29,760 With your fucking shit you send your shit up there a week prior like your clothes your fuck. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm gonna do 280 00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:34,700 Monday because I've slacked off for the last week. Oh my gosh 281 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:41,420 I will send it out on Monday so that way I can just board the plane with my purse and like I guess my 282 00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:43,820 Backpack 283 00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:51,420 No, no, not even a backpack. I'm gonna board with like my shampoo three ounce. You know I'm talking about the shampoo 284 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:56,020 But it's gonna be with vodka and tequila so I can put in my fucking coffee 285 00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:58,900 I'm just asked for a coffee 286 00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:02,380 When I'm in the fucking play 287 00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:06,060 And then you can add your creamer 288 00:20:07,260 --> 00:20:10,900 After the fact and by creamer I mean more tequila or buck 289 00:20:23,820 --> 00:20:26,580 This is my my mouth spray 290 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:29,300 that bonacca shit 291 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:34,980 Oh shit, you know what I'm sure kids these days don't know what bonacca is 292 00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:36,620 Really? 293 00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:42,820 Goddamn it. I need to fucking watch what I say. Let me get by the way. I told the kids at work 294 00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:47,620 I'm like, have you heard the song groove is in the groove is in the heart. They're like, no 295 00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:53,560 I'm like if you hear it, you would know what I'm fucking talking about but my girl Pomona bullets thought 296 00:20:53,560 --> 00:21:00,280 I fucking time and tell she fuck I finally got her the fucking karaoke Mike. She's like 297 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,840 They're like what I'm like 298 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:19,480 Well, if you hear groove is in the heart you'll be like, oh, yeah, I know what the fuck you're talking about you dumb bitch 299 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:22,880 And I'm like, yeah, well guess what dumb bitch? 300 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,360 That's what I'm fucking talking about bitch 301 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,320 in the park 302 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:34,480 Call bullshit in the trash and by bullshit in the trash. I mean don Julio 303 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:47,720 So there's not a song where you just sing the wrong lyrics, but they fit 304 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:54,600 You know, you can't recall one song or you're like, I know I can recall many songs 305 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,100 But I don't remember what I made up for those songs 306 00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:01,360 Rose in the park is the best fucking thing I can ever remember 307 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,840 I will never forget that when I have all-timers or 308 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000 Or like I need your 309 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:16,960 Tourist 45 long to fuck me in the head because I'm not gonna have anybody take care of me at the end of the day 310 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,000 Girl, I got you 311 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000 You can see my 312 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:29,240 You want and we can sleep with our little baby under our pillow and the next time we shit our 313 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:36,560 Diaper no, no, yeah 314 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:41,080 Cuz I used to think I'm gonna use my 22. No, no, no, cuz I don't 315 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:47,200 22 won't won't it's not gonna do the job. It's gonna fucking I will leave on 316 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:52,560 But here's the thing about the 22s though. I'm sure you I'm sure you've watched. Oh, yeah 317 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:58,400 Retired homicide detective. Yeah girl. I'm a fucking marine 318 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,920 And I'm sure 319 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:06,880 You're well aware. Oh, you probably watched many of forensic files or CSI whatever the fuck crime 320 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:09,360 Whatever the 22 321 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,240 can 322 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:16,520 The episodes I've watched I've researched the 22 does not exit your fucking brain 323 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:23,960 Yeah, or the dome if you if you get shot in the head with the 22 it doesn't exit your fucking dome 324 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:25,960 So 325 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,960 Where am I trying to go with this? 326 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:31,600 So it'll just be lodged in your brain and it'll just travel 327 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:37,480 But there's no way there's when it comes to forensics like they can't pinpoint it at least 15 years ago 328 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:38,880 I don't know about now 329 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:45,720 But there's something where the 22 like they can't prove it in court at least 15 to 20 years ago 330 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,920 I could be wrong, you know times have fucking changed 331 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:58,880 You know what AI and you know what is so fucking hilarious when I work for the city of Long Beach when I first started working there in 332 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:04,560 2014 I still cannot wrap my head around 333 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,760 3d printers. You know what those are? I 334 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:15,400 I yeah, I print a fucking house. You can print like a phone. You can print whatever the fuck I 335 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:21,880 Cannot wrap my head around 3d printers and I still to this day because 336 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,040 You're older, but you're not as old as me 337 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,440 on a bullets 338 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,440 So I grew up 339 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,080 loving and understanding I guess 340 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:36,160 the AI quote-unquote version of 341 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,560 um 342 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,560 Twilight Zone 343 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:47,480 Yeah, that shit, right? Yeah. Yeah, I totally understand AI in that context, but like today's AI. I'm just like dude 344 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:52,640 I'm so glad I'm about to be 50 and I'm fucking about to bow out and be dead and about another third 345 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,800 I'll be dead in 30 years 346 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000 Let's go there 347 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:06,000 I'm just like all these like my youngest nephew and like anybody who's younger like I guess 348 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:12,760 Your younger son. God bless them. They're gonna have to go through a lot of fucking shit 349 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:18,360 They they fucking know as a matter of fact that 3d printing shit 350 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:23,400 I heard that they they make they can do they make guns and shit with that 351 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:28,840 They can make anything and everything like I'm pretty yeah, I can make like babies and my 352 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:36,880 My daughter actually came home from school one day and she she's trying to play a joke on me because I'm constantly 353 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,680 Pranking her so I deserve it 354 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,960 And she's not good at doing 355 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:48,840 Pranks or jokes she tries and I always catch I'm like fuck thanks all for that shit 356 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:53,480 but um she comes and she has 357 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,200 some Oreos and 358 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,480 She's like would you like an Oreo? 359 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:04,000 Sure, so I grab like an idiot. I grabbed the first Oreo and the little tray 360 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,480 It looks like a motherfucking Oreo 361 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:11,680 I swear I swear and I try to bite it and I'm like almost hit the tooth 362 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:16,360 And you know what if I broke a fucking tooth I would have knocked her out. I'm like oh god 363 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:20,800 I'm from my dental bill bitch. Yeah, like what the fuck is she? 364 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:24,120 It's a 3d printer Oreo 365 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,240 It looked 366 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,520 Exactly like a fucking Oreo. I mean now that I 367 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:38,360 Think about it. I mean it didn't crumble or anything and it was yeah, but it was just a perfect fucking Oreo 368 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:42,400 Looked just like it. I don't know how the fuck they did it. I don't know 369 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:51,920 Yeah, it's fucking crazy. I'm not and my son has well he had I don't I don't think it works anymore 370 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:56,640 I don't know what the fuck happened, but he had one of those virtual reality things 371 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:04,920 Shit that was crazy. Have you watched have you watched the movie X my Kena? 372 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:11,520 Yes, okay, so everybody thought I was crazy because I fucking love that movie 373 00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:18,880 I don't know if you like that movie. I love that movie because I'm like this is where the human race is going. Yeah 374 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,040 And they're like you're fucking wrong 375 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:29,000 I'm like, oh no, it's been predicted since like the Twilight fucking zone like have you watched the Twilight zone and we are so fucking 376 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:34,680 They're right like every like that was the precipice if I'm using the right fucking word 377 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:41,960 The press and like I'm just like, you know what I'm glad I'm gonna be 50 and I'm gonna bow out soon 378 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,720 Because I can't I can no longer do this shit. So 379 00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:51,440 According to my daughter boomer's gonna boom mom. Yeah, I'm a fucking boomer and I'm gonna fucking boom bitch 380 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:58,400 A little bit and kudos to you you try to fucking make it in this fucking bullshit 381 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,560 Yeah, well, I guess what I can read a map 382 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:04,960 I don't need I don't need fucking Siri to tell me where to go 383 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:15,120 I can't write in cursive boomers gonna bloom 384 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:22,000 Boomer's gonna be dirty and not dirty, but they're I guess I 385 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:29,440 Don't know the way they the way that people say boomers are gonna boom though like they think of it negatively and I'm just like 386 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,440 I'm just gonna be like 387 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:38,720 Okay, well once we once the boomers die off and you have the millennials and everybody else 388 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,000 Well, good luck to you guys. I don't have to be here for this shit so 389 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:49,320 I'm already playing fallout 390 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,400 I know I know what's gonna happen 391 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:58,920 I'm gonna take my don Julio 1970 and bow out about that 392 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:05,080 Oh shit, hey, you know, I was playing 393 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:12,760 Trivial pursuit with my kids the other day and I have an old was that game still around fuck. No, it's all 394 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,560 Had to blow off the dust like it was a 395 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:24,640 Ain't you have like you actually still have the the card game or whatever? Yeah. Yeah, I think I love you more 396 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,880 We're in there there probably no like current day questions 397 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:45,160 Exactly so my my dad I guess it was his game and he just decided hey you want this game. I'm like 398 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,280 Because the little cheese 399 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:57,800 Yeah, yeah, so I took the game I don't know so we're playing games because sometimes in Oregon 400 00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:05,560 We get the power outages because it's snowing a tree falls on a power line or whatever, but it's not 401 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:12,160 106 degrees or 115 degrees like in so Cal and they want to regulate your fucking electricity 402 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,600 Even though there's enough electricity on the grid. Oh 403 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:22,960 Yeah, no, that's not you. Okay. Just yeah, fuck so Cal Edison by the way. Yeah 404 00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:29,840 Yeah, and I heard your guys deal went up to some fucking always going up. We won't go there, but yeah 405 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:34,920 Oh, and the state of California and Gavin Newsom. Okay. Anyway 406 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:41,120 My dad, you know, I guess he bought like different cards 407 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:47,440 That didn't come with the game so you could buy additional cards and there was one 408 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,920 That he bought and it said baby boomers. Oh 409 00:30:50,920 --> 00:31:00,080 Oh, and I said what and so I pulled that one out, but holy fuck. I don't know how old this game is 410 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:07,160 That game is fucking old. I I haven't heard about triple pursuit in like years until you just said it 411 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,840 and the baby 412 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:18,720 Or whatever I grabbed the cars. I'm like, I'm gonna do baby boomers like okay, and it was nothing but war 413 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:20,720 all about war oh 414 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,680 Dear god 415 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:30,720 Or the actual or actual wars like wars like civil war, you know, Vietnam all the shit 416 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,120 I'm like God don't know what 417 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,360 oranges 418 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:39,520 I'm a what is agent orange and my daughter's all 419 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:46,400 Mom, this isn't Keppity and I was like, well, I keep answering all the questions. What is 420 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:50,440 What is I don't fucking know like I 421 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:55,920 I I don't know the game went on for like an hour and the kids are like this sucks 422 00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:58,960 Know what it really does 423 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,320 Fine and then we say this game called um, oh 424 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,800 You don't know Jack 425 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:15,800 You don't know Jack is that a game. Yeah, so so the kids are like fuck this trivial pursuit this 426 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,560 Fucking shit that you're trying to make us play 427 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:24,360 And so my daughter is telling me you want to play a trivial game 428 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:31,860 I have the game for you and she gets her I think she has it on the Xbox or Nintendo switch 429 00:32:31,860 --> 00:32:37,400 I don't I don't know okay, there's this game and she goes you use your cell phone to answer 430 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:42,240 I said I use my cell phone. Okay, I'm talking to it or what no it 431 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:46,080 Basically, it gives you a code and you go to this website 432 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:50,880 And then you punch in your code and you just connect to the to the fucking game 433 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:55,240 I guess and okay, so your cell phone is basically like your little 434 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,800 Your little joystick. Yeah, or your are you? 435 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:04,200 Yeah, yeah, and this game is fucking hilarious 436 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:09,040 It's fucking hilarious. You don't know Jack and it's 437 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,940 Fucking hilarious 1000% I 438 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:21,440 My kids had me fucking dying. I swear I was just like what the fuck and it also 439 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:29,040 Opened my eyes to the little fucking humans that I raised. I'm like you are my fucking 440 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:33,800 I would have never thought about that like there was a question 441 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:40,520 You need to show me this next week when I come. Oh, yeah, we're fucking playing bitch like we're doing this 442 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:44,720 We are doing this because there is this you you basic 443 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:51,040 There was there's a bunch of different games and in different ways you can play and different like I don't know 444 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:54,280 So we played this one where it's like guess who or something like that 445 00:33:54,280 --> 00:34:02,400 so basically they ask a question and then you enter your your answer and 446 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:10,640 Then you have to prove it like who said this who said that you vote for the best or the funniest answer 447 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:13,160 so the question was 448 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,360 Who's the boss and then my kids are like 449 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:20,320 And I think somebody put mom and it was I 450 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:23,760 Oh God, and then another kid said 451 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,200 You know Trump or some shit like 452 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,720 And then I put Tony Danza 453 00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,520 Or um, you know, you know 454 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,080 And then the kids 455 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:47,800 Exactly this is still alive. I'm sure no I gotta fucking Google that shit like you know, I'm the mom on 456 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:55,840 Um, did you ever watch soap operas? Yes, okay, so Judith light used to be on one life to live. Okay. Oh 457 00:34:56,640 --> 00:35:03,000 Did you ever watch that? I I was a days of our lives. Okay, so your channel for NBC 458 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,000 so 459 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,640 Channel seven and then did you ever watch the TV show like in? 460 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:14,120 What was it? Maybe the early 2000s ugly Betty. Oh, yeah 461 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,120 I 462 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,760 Yeah, so Judith light was the mom of 463 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,600 The mom of the executives 464 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:26,960 Whatever, but she was on there 465 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:33,320 But I fucking love Judith light cuz she was on one life to live and then fucking who's the boss. Oh 466 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:37,400 I I love who's the boss. I love Charles in charge 467 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:44,080 Yeah, okay, so remember the remember the grandma or a Judith lights mom on 468 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:50,560 One life to live. Oh, yes, Mona. Yes hair. Yeah, you ever watch the TV show soap 469 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:57,240 Yes, yeah, she was on there. I fucking love that show from like the early 1980s. I 470 00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,880 Love so oh 471 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000 That's showing 472 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:12,320 Ridiculous, I love it and I missed the 1980s TV shows period and like it now that we're talking about this they remade um 473 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:21,740 Because my daughter subscribed to peacock they remade um fucking Magnum PI. I never was a magnet. Oh girl. I was 474 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:27,280 You know what? I am not a magnet PI person. You ever watch Matt Houston? 475 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:34,480 Yeah, I remember that Houston. I guess I met Houston and the Vegas show like where um, I 476 00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:40,980 Want to say was Robert Wagner as the the star and like he would drive his fucking 477 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,360 1960s or 70s Corvette 478 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:50,000 Into his fucking garage and the garage would take the elevator up to his fucking sweet 479 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,120 Yes 480 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:59,440 Because you and I fucking love cars and then you would have all the chicks up there with this fucking Corvette 481 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:03,800 I'm like, I would have fucking chicks or dudes up there, too. Yeah, guess what? 482 00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,640 That shit is fucking hot. It was fucking I 483 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:15,280 And Matt Houston over Magnum PI, but Magnum PI. I guess they have a remake and there's 484 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:20,560 What I started watching and I'm like, okay, I guess it's cool. Not really 485 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,560 I 486 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,040 Just used to like 487 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,040 Magnum PI I liked it 488 00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:33,840 Only because I was on a field trip and like third grade and I went to the alley County fair and 489 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:39,560 I got Linda Blair's autograph and Tom Selleck's autograph 490 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:48,480 Excuse me, Linda Blair was on that fucking yeah, I was like, whoo, but I I was scared to get her fucking autograph 491 00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:52,640 Because I was like her head's gonna spin. That's all I knew her as 492 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,280 That's all I knew her as 493 00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:04,240 That's all I knew her as because I was watching the exorcist, you know with my hands over my face and my fingers kind of spread 494 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:10,720 But then closed and I was scared so fucking scared shit. I was scared of Chuckie. I was fucking scared 495 00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:12,720 I was scared. I was a scary cat 496 00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:20,400 Speaking of the LA County fair, I decided to be one of those PTA moms when my daughter was in fourth grade and I'm like 497 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:24,600 She's like mom and you know what I am not a PTA mom 498 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:33,040 You don't fucking say you're not a PTA mom 499 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:38,720 Well, guess what I signed up so I signed up. She's like begging me because I never show up 500 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:43,200 I was never a PTA mom, so I don't show up to any of her fucking field trips or whatever 501 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:49,520 I signed up for this fucking shit. I had to be responsible. I don't know for maybe five kids or 502 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,080 I had to be on a school bus 503 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,640 We fucking take the fucking school bus 504 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,280 to fucking Pomona 505 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,480 Fucking hood by the way 506 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000 What what I 507 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:11,200 Don't know what the fuck we did. We saw the fucking animals. We fucking walked around it was stressful because I had to reel them in 508 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,360 I never 509 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:18,160 I swear to fucking God. I think after that is when I scheduled my tubes to be fucking tired 510 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:29,280 Fuck that shit. Oh my god, that should as stressful as fuck, you know, it's more stressful getting married 511 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:34,240 Oh, yeah, I would assume bright zillows and 512 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,960 That's right, but 513 00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:44,720 Good, I mean gonna have to fucking go. I don't know that was the most stressful time ever because I had just watched the kids 514 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:46,960 And 515 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:50,880 I don't know whatever. I'm just glad I made it home and nobody yelled. How about that? 516 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,200 I would tell myself 517 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:54,160 man 518 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:59,840 After I'm a single mom and I had two I was like when you're outnumbered like fuck this 519 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:06,880 I'm outnumbered by two. I don't know how these bitches just keep popping them out like fucking cookies and shit from the oven 520 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,280 No 521 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,840 If I 522 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:13,760 I have two arms 523 00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:15,360 and two hands 524 00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:18,800 So that's about it. I'm gonna grab you both by the fucking collars 525 00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,200 Just walk 526 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:26,000 You're gonna get run over by a fucking car. Oh my gosh. I I fucking 527 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:31,440 I did the same shit. I was at pta, but I did the same shit 528 00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:34,080 I signed up to volunteer 529 00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:40,960 Um at my son's school and he's going to this little and it's here in organ. So we're going 530 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:47,680 They call it the enchanted forest. I was like, okay same shit. I had to be 531 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:51,120 Are you liking mushrooms or what's going on with the enchanted forest? 532 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,280 So it's like a little theme park 533 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,560 in the fucking forest and 534 00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:00,480 uh, it kind of reminded me of like 535 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:07,600 Bullwinkles or bullwinkles. Oh, yeah, by the way, that's still in mont clare by the way. I just they fucking re-op 536 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:14,320 I thought that was the family fun center. No, it's still there, bitch. Oh, fuck if it's bullwinkles, whatever the fuck it is 537 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:18,400 It's still fucking there. Geez. Okay. Well, they had like the little 538 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:24,080 Boats and or whatever the fuck bumper boats. They had like, um 539 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:30,720 Little roller coasters, but they were just little shit like that. They had this little fountain that would 540 00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:38,480 And crap and I don't know they had these little tunnels that the kids could fucking crawl in like legit under the I don't 541 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:43,360 That's where you by the way, that's where you would get going from is crawling in the tunnels 542 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:47,360 Yeah, like being in all the balls and dirt because you know your balls deep 543 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000 Yeah 544 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,640 Lap it up, bitch 545 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:58,080 So they give me I think it was like four they gave me five kids, but thank god 546 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,800 One didn't come to school that day 547 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,440 Um, so I had four 548 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:09,840 Oh god bless. Yeah, fucking mom. Yes. I was like, thank you. You're a saint. Um 549 00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:17,600 So I had four kids one being my son. So I you know, I'll pinch the shit out of him if he acts the fool, but 550 00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,320 I had so I had three more 551 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:28,720 Oh, shit. Why did they give me all I don't know? I'm just saying but why did they give me the kids on like that have ADHD or some 552 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:34,000 Oh my god. Thank you very much. That's where I'm going. Yeah. Thank you same 553 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:40,480 Same and just and they fucking run amok and I'm like, you know what? 554 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,800 I'm like, you know, I'm running amok because I 555 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:49,280 I would smack her and like everybody else needs to get smacked and I could not smack them because they're not my fucking kids 556 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:56,480 Exactly. How about like Jason? You're gonna be an example to these little fuckers and I I'm thinking this in my head 557 00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:01,520 And but my son is just being so stellar because he's fucking trained 558 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:08,080 Like I wonder why yeah, yeah, he don't act the fool because you know, that's right, bitch 559 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:16,000 But these kids are just like, I'm like, excuse you. No, no, please cut get off that. No, we don't do that and I 560 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,640 It was the worst fucking day of my life 561 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:23,360 Like I and my son's like, I'm so glad you came. Yeah. Oh, yeah shit 562 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:30,720 Fuck so speaking of that. So that was my daughter. I want to say that was like maybe third or 563 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:34,160 I want to say that was third grade where we did the the fucking 564 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,200 Pomona fair 565 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:43,520 I want to say fourth or fifth grade. I decided to sign up one more time and be an actual pta mom 566 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,120 Never fucking again 567 00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,920 Anyways, um fuck the pta and fuck 568 00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:51,680 them 569 00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:55,360 Them making me try to be this way anyways 570 00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:58,240 Do you know the long beach aquarium? 571 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:04,800 Yes. Yeah. Okay. So I signed up to be a fucking shaperone for that fucking bullshit 572 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:09,280 Same fucking shit girl 573 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:13,760 Everybody's running amok and I'm just like 574 00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,920 I don't know 575 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:23,440 Whatever the fuck on the way home. I was talking to I guess there was another mom that was shaperoning 576 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:30,080 So me and her were talking the entire time on the way home and like versus like you're talking to that mom that mom is 577 00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,640 Fucking like whatever because I guess the mom's 578 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:36,160 Son was popular. I want to say in person. I'm popular 579 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,200 Whatever the fuck but then like 580 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,840 Or I'm sorry on the way there 581 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:47,600 So I'm like, yeah, well, I'm like I need a fucking adult to talk to I don't want to fucking talk to you 582 00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:50,400 Yeah 583 00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:55,600 On the way home. I was so fucking spent from all these fucking kids 584 00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,400 I fell asleep 585 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:04,000 On the fucking breast right home and I don't know I don't remember where the fell asleep 586 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:08,080 I don't know who sat next to me, but I was so fucking knocked out but 587 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:15,040 I was made fun of after the fact and I'm like, you know what I'm so glad I got my kids tied 588 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:22,080 Fuck all you kids. Fuck that mom. Fuck the bus driver. Fuck everybody. Like just have one kid 589 00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:24,160 You don't need to have more more than one 590 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,360 Yeah, whatever 591 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:37,360 Shit you can make fun of me all you want. Yeah, I had a really great nap. Maybe you should have taken a nap and shoved the fuck up 592 00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:42,560 No, you want to know what tops that I did it for the second time 593 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:47,440 one for my son and then I was like never again and 594 00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,480 My daughter g-unit 595 00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:57,520 She's going on this trip and it's an it's an overnight two nights as a matter of fact to 596 00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:05,840 Where fucking nights we were going to bend so bend is across the state kind of like closer to Idaho the little 597 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:08,960 I don't know. It's it's 598 00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:16,880 Eastern Oregon where I'm in western Oregon. Okay, so it was a fucking I don't know six hour bus trip 599 00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:20,320 to these volcanic tubes and 600 00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,520 We were gonna like it was her 601 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:29,520 Going to junior high so it was her like that the field trip an overnight field trip. So 602 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:36,160 Okay, so I go and shit. Oh my god. I hear the hesitation and you're well 603 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:41,120 We don't sleep in a hotel and shit for two nights some some school 604 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,160 offered us their gym 605 00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:53,600 And we they so boys were on one side dads sons whatever right one side and girls mothers 606 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,880 Whoever on the other side. Okay, you're sleeping on 607 00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:04,560 The fucking wooden floor, of course. It's a gym. Yeah, and but I I brought a pillow and a sleeping bag 608 00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:07,600 I thought I don't fuck. I didn't even know what to expect 609 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:13,360 Okay, it's and oh son of a bitch and then my daughter guess what happens? 610 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:17,520 He fucking starts your fucking period like those are first 611 00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:22,240 Oh, I'm not even fucking prepared. I have like tampons in my purse 612 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:27,520 You're like use this bitch. I'm just like, you know what we're gonna do 613 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:32,160 We're just gonna wrap your fucking hand with toilet papers a thousand times 614 00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:38,560 I'm so right. I know I can know and then I had this other little girl that I'm chaperoning 615 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,280 Oh fuck and then she starts hers 616 00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:49,520 Oh dear. What the fuck? Okay. That's um, that's traumatic for myself. So I'm like, you know what I'm gonna go home 617 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,120 Yeah, I was like, I can't do this shit 618 00:47:53,520 --> 00:48:00,000 And then I'm on a bus and it's a six hour drive and we're hiking and we're climbing and lava 619 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:07,280 Caves and tunnels and shit and I and no lava cakes whatsoever 620 00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:11,360 I'm like, okay. These two girls are already full of lava and I gotta go 621 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:16,880 Can I please fucking get an uber home all of us need to go we all need to go home 622 00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,440 This is like 623 00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:21,440 And then we went on this fucking hike 624 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:30,160 There's some type the sisters three sisters or some type of fucking mountain. I don't know and I'm walking and 625 00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,880 I something just 626 00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,440 and 627 00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:41,280 Like it just plops like falls and I'm walking on the top of you. Yes, and I'm like, what the fuck? 628 00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:44,560 And I just kind of like what is that and June it's like 629 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:46,400 mom 630 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:51,920 They're falling run. I go what's fucking falling and we're we start running 631 00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:55,440 It's for these fucking caterpillars and they're huge 632 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,520 They're fucking huge 633 00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:06,560 I am not fuck. Yeah, I was like, I I'm not born to do this shit 634 00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:14,160 Like what the fuck do they just wait for a fucking human to combine like there's one like are they leeches? No, they're 635 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:19,920 Ew, they're just these huge fucking caterpillars just falling from the trees and they're just you know what? 636 00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:22,400 I am never moving to orion ever 637 00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:29,360 Yeah, because you get spiders and you're fucking rig like I I don't know the other day 638 00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:34,560 I saw something that was like kind of reflecting. I was like, is that a second spider web? 639 00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:38,800 And my passenger side driving home from work 640 00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:45,120 And I just kind of you know, if you just see a single little web, I just kind of use my finger and just whatever 641 00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:47,760 and I'm driving and 642 00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,320 A fucking I'm gonna put my 643 00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,120 sun visor down 644 00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:57,280 And this fucking spider is just there and then it just like oh 645 00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:00,320 No, no, no, no, no, no 646 00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:05,280 Yeah, they get in your fucking car bitch like I I don't even fucking know and 647 00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:11,600 I'm living in a forest. No, but you I guess Oregon is then is like Australia 648 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,000 Oh 649 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:19,280 I will I will fucking crash into whoever I don't give a fuck like just please like 650 00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:25,200 I don't fucking I don't do spiders. I do not 651 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:32,960 Do you know what I was telling Darce when I met up with her earlier? I'm like I keep having these dreams about spiders 652 00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:37,520 Like last month like at least I had three dreams and the fourth dream 653 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:42,320 I was killing the spiders and I look I look up the meaning of spiders. You have an or 654 00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:44,160 um 655 00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:45,840 spiders in a dream 656 00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:49,760 represents an overbearing mother figure and I'm like, huh, no fucking shit 657 00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:53,600 Yeah, or the fact that you're coming to Oregon 658 00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:59,440 I know overbearing mother figure at my fucking place. So yeah, okay. Gotta go 659 00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:04,480 Oh, I hate spiders. There's these wolf spiders here. I 660 00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:11,520 Oh, I shit you not they're fucking but you know what here's my thing like my daughter is so scared to kill them or whatever 661 00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:19,680 Like I have to kill them. I'm like bitch. You don't pay rent here. So I will fucking kill you with a vengeance. Yeah 662 00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:23,200 Yeah, but have that be a fucking roach like 663 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:32,080 Oh, there there was like like if I walk my dog out like at 2 a.m. In the morning, like there's giant roaches like just hanging out 664 00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:35,840 Like those water but yeah on the main street and I'm just like 665 00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:40,880 I cannot step on you with my fucking shoes because that shit is fucking gross 666 00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:47,840 Oh, you know, I'm talking about you'll hear that crunch and I'm just like I'm just gonna walk away from you 667 00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:54,320 I fucking hate those things. Yeah, they're disgusting. Oh, and they can get so big 668 00:51:54,880 --> 00:52:00,240 Yeah, I remember when David I would see those and they'd be on the wall one or whatever and 669 00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:04,080 I had an apartment in SoCal 670 00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:05,920 and 671 00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:09,920 I thought it was water bug or whatever the fuck you could want to call him 672 00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:14,800 But they're fucking huge and they're gross. They're gross and I would 673 00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:17,520 put like a fucking cup 674 00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:22,640 If they were on the wall, I'd put a cup over it and I would just slide it so I could be in the cup 675 00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:29,360 Oh my gosh, and that's what my best friend Darce would do and like she would move it to where they make it like they can leave 676 00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:32,720 Oh, I don't move it. I would put a fucking like match in there spray 677 00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:36,240 I would like to torture it even better because I'm like, you know what? 678 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:41,520 I'm like, it's a fucking roach or whatever water bug and I'm like, I can't deal with this shit like goodbye 679 00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:47,280 I would I would I would totally torture it put some like fucking hair spray on it until it would freeze 680 00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,880 Because you know, I got that aqua net cha cha net 681 00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:55,200 Cha cha uh the blue can yeah 682 00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:59,360 The blue or the maroon can that's what I would buy 683 00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:05,920 And when those the blue or the maroon can was out I would buy I guess the purple can 684 00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:11,120 You know what it it came out with a white cam with some pink little 685 00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:16,640 Oh, I remember that. I'm sure that that was like the that was the solid solid one 686 00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,520 Where it says like you can make a beehive 687 00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:25,760 And it wouldn't fucking nothing would fucking phase that shit. You have to wash your hair like 688 00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:28,560 Three times to get the fucking shit out 689 00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:31,280 But you would still have dandruff or like yeah 690 00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:33,760 Yeah, it looked like you had 691 00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:37,040 Dandruff in your hair that little white crap and shit. Yep 692 00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:43,840 Fuck oh my god, but that's the best bug spray ever because 693 00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:45,840 period 694 00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:48,720 Done spray that shit and they just freeze in motion 695 00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:53,040 Forever 696 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:57,200 Yeah, like take a polaroid picture. Yeah 697 00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:00,160 And on that note, um 698 00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:05,680 Do you have a rant for today because you know, we're gonna hook up again tomorrow, but do you have a rant for today? 699 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:07,840 Oh, fuck 700 00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:09,840 Yeah, I do 701 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:14,800 I have plenty of rant, but what's your rant ma'am. Well 702 00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,640 My rant is 703 00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:22,640 You know what I have so many 704 00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:25,520 I I have to I'm it's in my head 705 00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:30,640 I have to fucking go for it. So I want you to start because I'm gonna pick the best one 706 00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:35,760 Okay, so you start with your rants because I have like five right now 707 00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:40,000 So my main uh rant is 708 00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:44,080 To anybody who goes to um not a gym 709 00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:50,880 To a barn like I'm gonna live it up and I'm gonna order Don Julio 1942 710 00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:53,760 Do not order Don Julio 711 00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:55,760 Don Julio 1942 712 00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:58,320 Clearly 713 00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:02,000 You are a millennial and you're listening to today's 714 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:07,360 Trash that's also um a facade called wrap 715 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:11,280 And maybe you should up your game to Don Julio 70 716 00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:16,400 Drink your Don Julio 70 at home because they don't carry that at the bar 717 00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:19,280 and um 718 00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:21,360 Be more classy 719 00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:26,160 Stop being trash. That's my fucking rant, bitch. What's your number one? 720 00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:29,920 I'll have more rants tomorrow, but what's your rant for today? 721 00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:34,560 Like I am sloshed, but you know what what's really 722 00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:38,800 What really pissed me off today is motherfucker saying 723 00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:43,120 Tatch up is spicy like oh my god. You know what? 724 00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:45,680 any but 725 00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:51,040 Catch it's spicy like if you're still eating cat cat sup 726 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:57,280 There you go. And you're like over maybe nine years old 727 00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:03,680 Maybe you should rethink your goddamn fucking palette and your palette is trash like 728 00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:06,960 Cats up should not be 729 00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:11,520 On your menu or I guess your condiments menu 730 00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:13,520 Period 731 00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:16,960 After elementary school. Yeah, and I 732 00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:21,600 And the only reason why I'm saying this is because we were at the fair 733 00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:24,880 My son is getting a hot dog and it's it's 734 00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:31,520 They're they made their own the hot dogs and it was nice. It was an eight dollar hot dog 735 00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:36,800 But the people in front of us were like, no we no catch up, but that's too spicy 736 00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:41,040 Too spicy bitch like I I don't get me wrong 737 00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:44,320 I was at the grocery store the other day and I did see 738 00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:46,960 Heinz has a sriracha 739 00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:49,120 uh 740 00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:50,640 catch up thing 741 00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:53,760 Yeah, but you know what they're only doing that to buy into the people who 742 00:56:54,560 --> 00:57:00,640 They're only doing that because um people no longer like cats up unless they're two years old 743 00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:06,880 Yeah, and I'm just like what the I always if I go to carl's junior. I'm like minus the cats up 744 00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:11,760 I'll get a hamburger minus the cats up. Thank you very much 745 00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:14,800 I don't or bna 746 00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:21,360 And uh, I will eat my burger plain if they don't have that or like the what's it called the 747 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000 I lines are the secret. Yeah 748 00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:29,040 No cats up. So, um, I will eat a hot dog plain or with relish 749 00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:33,760 Yeah, my rent is talk the people that eat cats up like I 750 00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:39,280 I and like you said unless you're fucking 10 years old and younger 751 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000 Go for it all day long 752 00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:43,440 but 753 00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:44,560 Fuck 754 00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:50,880 And it's and it's not spicy. So it's not it's totally disgusting and it's sugar 755 00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:58,800 1942 I'm pretty sure the people who think don julio 1942 is like the topist of top shelf 756 00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:01,200 Probably love cats up. How about yeah? 757 00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:07,120 And you know what they can all sit on the curb because it's not day to get curb stomped. How about that? 758 00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:09,680 Yeah, fuck. Yeah 759 00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:15,520 Get curb stomped. You guys need a better palette. Yeah fucking cats up and don julio 760 00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:17,120 was it? 761 00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:19,120 I got you 42 762 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:28,800 My mom was born in 1941. So, um, I don't know why it's 1942. How about don julio 70 y'all need to fucking get educated and no cats up 763 00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:37,120 Yeah, no cats up and fuck you hanks. Like I don't give a shit. I hate it. I hate it and I hate the people that 764 00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:41,680 Think it's spicy. It's not fucking spicy. It's nothing but fucking sugar 765 00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:47,920 Sugar and vinegar together. Yeah, like it's like a douche. It's like a fucking summer's eve, but 766 00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:50,480 extra sugar 767 00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:56,160 Yeah, that's my rent. Let me just sugar up until you fucking snatch, bitch 768 00:58:56,160 --> 00:59:04,240 Yeah, it's like in cats up. Fuck off. Fuck the people that like the cats up. I don't like it. My sugar walls are natural 769 00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:10,740 I don't need no spritz up in my walls 770 00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:14,720 No, thank you 771 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,800 Close down the shop a long time ago 772 00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:22,480 Ah, no, okay. And on that note you are 773 00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:27,680 I'm on a bullets and I'm harassment dissent and we out bitches 774 00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:52,480 Bitches late late